https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/loopers--5885168enComedyCopyright Maria Palmerhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1c1403d05d5bfac8472be26e5fdfd492.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/loopers--5885168Thu, 02 Apr 2026 14:24:01 +0000Maria PalmerMaria Palmerfeeds@spreaker.comThe kids who kept everyone awake at the sleepover with their giggling now have a podcast, and we want you to hang with us. Maria, Marris, and Michael attempt to tell one story, chaos ensues.true80b9932d-e122-5a7a-a34d-a7167a9b8c49episodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lineman-loop--71063402
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Mean Girls Musical
Heidi Klum
Ya know, general zeitgeisty stuff

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Mean Girls Musical
Heidi Klum
Ya know, general zeitgeisty stuff

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Anyway, Maria and Marris start light, get heavy, then diffues with Taylor Swift talk. Maria moves one step closer to making Marris a Swiftie.

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Anyway, Maria and Marris start light, get heavy, then diffues with Taylor Swift talk. Maria moves one step closer to making Marris a Swiftie.

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What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57129610Fri, 06 Oct 2023 23:44:04 +0000Maria PalmerMaria and Marris continue the Taylor Swift discussion, touch on the MCU, Gaslighting, Spongebob... You know, the normal chaos.
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What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56631581Wed, 30 Aug 2023 00:37:44 +0000Maria PalmerArmrests, violins, and balloons: 3 things that have nothing in common, but your chaos-goblin hosts will find a bizarre way to connect them.
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But it's fun. This is fun.

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But it's fun. This is fun.

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What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55434273Thu, 29 Jun 2023 01:20:55 +0000Maria PalmerWe start with male sensitivity and somehow find our way to weird vibrators. Marris' deceased father accidentally gets brought into it (RIP, great man who brought up a great son). We're a mess.
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What are you looking at? I'm not paid enough to put shit here. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54418139Thu, 15 Jun 2023 01:45:20 +0000Maria PalmerGet to know our resident weirdos, Maria and Marris. It's like hanging out with your college friends, minus the jungle juice.
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