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House of Stassi

Tue, 04 Aug 2026 05:02:42 +0000

This week, Princess is watching Stassi's new show so that you don't have to.

Wrap Up 7.31.26

Fri, 31 Jul 2026 20:24:40 +0000

This week, Princess is wrapping up:
--Black Panther casting
--bonnet discourse
--dating bisexual men
--Nara Smith's girl boss era

The Wrap Up 7.24.26

Sat, 25 Jul 2026 01:51:16 +0000

content warning: child sexual assault

This week, Princess is wrapping up:
--getting tricked by a 13yo
--why you probably need a lab mix from the shelter
--how to get uninvited
--being quiet on that damn creek.

The Vampire Lestat

Tue, 21 Jul 2026 01:58:50 +0000

content warning: sexual assault, child death

This week, Princess wants to talk about Lestat's version.

The Wrap Up 7.17.26

Sat, 18 Jul 2026 17:57:20 +0000

content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault

This week, Princess is wrapping up:

--virtue signaling on the left
--Kathy Griffin's stunts and show
--prayers up for Milania

To Brady or Not to Brady

Tue, 14 Jul 2026 01:04:27 +0000

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 9

This week, Princess wants to talk about Adrienne's shut up ring.

The Wrap Up 7.10.26

Sat, 11 Jul 2026 00:40:04 +0000

Arguing over air conditioning.

Lena Dunham's book is a curse.

Arguing with a 19yo trad wife.

Consensual voice message.

Dr. Kameelah against the internet.

The Death and Life of Lamar Odom [RERUN]

Tue, 07 Jul 2026 17:22:38 +0000

content warning: drug use, infant death

This week, Princess thinks Lamar Odom looks like a mild dud, that Rob was smoking crack in Khloe's house, and that Khloe has got to figure out how to stop abandoning herself.

The Wrap Up 7.3.26

Sat, 04 Jul 2026 01:19:19 +0000

Taylor's version of a wedding.

Brooklyn Beckham's very private commercial.

Toy Store 5 upsets Mama Bear.

Lizzo needs to go home.

Ultimatum

Tue, 30 Jun 2026 02:53:38 +0000

My Fair Brady, S1, E8

This week, Princess is having super secondhand embarrassment from all the begging going down in Puerto Rico.

Wrap Up 6.26.26

Sat, 27 Jun 2026 03:36:46 +0000

Colin's book.

Aloneness Influencer.

Beyonce's family vlogging

Famesick [RERUN]

Tue, 23 Jun 2026 02:15:10 +0000

content warning: sexual abuse, sexual assault, child abuse, graphic medical talk, and suicide.

This week, Princess read Lena Dunham's book and now you have to hear about it.

Note from Princess: this episode's recording could have been way better. There are a couple of places where I hit the mic and I hate that it's in there but taking it out would be too much work at this point. Sorry!

This episode was originally aired as a bonus episode on 4.30.26. If this content is something you'd like to hear more, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin.

The Wrap Up 6.19.26

Sat, 20 Jun 2026 05:31:13 +0000

BTS tour

Nate Bargatze

Jennifer Lopez coparenting

90s Kid Summer

Rico Suave

Tue, 16 Jun 2026 03:00:40 +0000

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 7

This week, Princess wants to talk about Puerto Rico, string bikinis, and laying on the ground any time you're asked an awkward question.

The Wrap Up 6.12.26

Sat, 13 Jun 2026 02:26:04 +0000

content warning: eating disorders, body talk

--Ariana Grande

--Latto vs Cardi B

--Decentering smug Europeans

Meet My Mama

Tue, 09 Jun 2026 02:34:50 +0000

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 6

This week, Princess is meeting Adrienne's mom.

Homecoming

Tue, 02 Jun 2026 01:39:00 +0000

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 5

This week, Princess is going back to Joliet with Chris and Adrienne. (Skip ahead about 30 minutes to get past the Dominique Morgan talk.)

Speedway Murders [RERUN]

Tue, 26 May 2026 01:53:35 +0000

This week, Princess is trying to figure out who kidnapped and murdered those kids at the BurgerChef in 1978.

Shout to Ashley for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send a message to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com

This episode was oringially published on 1.29.26 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon.

The Nature Boy Cult

Tue, 19 May 2026 03:24:33 +0000

content warning: sexual abuse, sexual assault, child abuse, intimidate partner violence, mental illness

This week, Princess watched the 46-part Youtube documentary on the Nature Boy cult and now you're gonna hear about it.

While the Brady's Away

Tue, 05 May 2026 02:09:14 +0000

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 4

This week, Princess is trying to figure out why Adrianne can't take a shower by herself.

Guess Who's Coming to Shower

Tue, 28 Apr 2026 02:52:47 +0000

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess is talking about sleeping with men who don't like you, negging people you love, and porn couches.

Valentine's Day

Tue, 21 Apr 2026 02:03:53 +0000

This week, Adrianne and Chris are doing a Valentine's Day redo and Princess is trying to not to rant about the American school system.

A Brady, A Lady, A Kiss, and Flo

Tue, 14 Apr 2026 03:18:05 +0000

My Fair Brady, Season 1, Episode 1

This week, Princess wants to talk about when Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight were a weird ass couple.

RERUN:Aileen—Queen of the Serial Killers

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 01:41:20 +0000

Content warning: sexual assault, child abuse, drug abuse

This week, Princess forgot it was Easter. Instead of recording a new episode on a holiday weekend, she is posting a rerun about Aileen Wuoronos.

Princess Fix My Life 3.30.26

Tue, 31 Mar 2026 02:58:53 +0000

This week, Princess fixes cheating friends, emotional meltdowns, and adoption.

The Book of Boring (w/Nampande)

Tue, 24 Mar 2026 02:49:03 +0000

Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Season 4

This week, Princess quits the podcast. Nampande joins her and quits the podcast, too. And there's some talk about these Mormon weirdos, how boring season 4 was, and the meanest, most evil leprechaun to ever get a divorce on tv.

Escaping from Twin Flames

Tue, 17 Mar 2026 00:36:22 +0000

This week, Princess wants to talk about soulmates, MLMs, and the most punchable face on the Internet.

Shout out to Theresa for sponsoring this episode. If you want to sponsor an episode, send a message to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com.

RHOP Season 10 Reunion

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 04:04:16 +0000

This week, Princess wants to talk about how many more of you bitches are going to jail!

Shahs of the Valley

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 05:01:51 +0000

This week, Princess and her gravelly voice talk about Reza, MJ, GG, and their new friends. She gets into how to win against a dead woman, whether someone needs to call CPS on GG, and where the fuck is Reza's baby.

Shut It Down at the Oscars

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 03:58:23 +0000

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 6

This week, Princess shuts down season 20 with Rachel and co's meltdowns on Oscar day.

Awash in Red Carpet

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 05:25:01 +0000

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 5

This week, Princess is talking Rachel crying, Rodger's ridiculous hair, and what to do when your uncle dies during Oscar week.

Fashion the Cruel Mistress

Tue, 10 Feb 2026 03:44:05 +0000

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 4

This week's episode is a little short. (Maybe because last week's was so long!) But Princess does get into the second part of Rachel's trip to NY Fashion Week, including Brad in drag and Rachel lying about money.

The Book of Momtok

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 04:17:21 +0000

content warning: domestic violence, sexual assault, childhood sexual assault

The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Seasons 1-3T

his week, Princess is joined by Nampande to talk about her ill advised binge watch of seasons 1-3 of Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. In this super long episode, Princess loses her morals due to Hulu reality tv programming, a rumor is started about cast member, and Nampande gets Princess to change her mind.

Fashion Week to Die

Tue, 27 Jan 2026 04:19:09 +0000

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess has a 10 minute rant that you can skip or not. Also, Rachel Zoe is in NY, wearing fur and pretending to ignore her husband.

Award Season, That's Bananas

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 02:49:23 +0000

The Rachel Zoe Project, Season 1, Episode 2

This week, Princess has Friend of the Pod Naudia to talk about Rodger's hair, Brad's bowties, and the procedures and policies manual that no one has ever seen at Rachel Zoe Inc.

Fashion Makes the Star Makes Fashion

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 01:32:30 +0000

content warning: self-harm, suicide, eating disorders, body talk

This week, Princess is bringing in season 20 with the Rachel Zoe Project. This episode covers the elephant in the room, Rod-ger's hair, and the unavoidable Taylor standom.

RERUN: Con Mum

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 22:36:39 +0000

This week, Princess wants to talk about what happens when your mom shows up 45 years later and says she's the illegitimate daughter of the former Sultan of Brunei.

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RERUN: Victoria Beckham

Tue, 16 Dec 2025 01:38:59 +0000

content warning: eating disorders, disordered eating

This week, Princess wants to talk about Posh Spice, family drama, and something she knows absolutely nothing about--fashion.

This episode orginally appeared as a bonus episode on Patreon on 10.16.25. If this type of content interests you, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin.

RERUN: Class Action Park

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 17:25:22 +0000

This week, Princess is talking about why we need rules at an amusement park.

Shout out to Shannon for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send a message to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com.

This episode originally ran on 7.24.25 as a bonus episode. If you would like more content like this, consider subscribing to Patreon at www.patreon.com/byepumkin.

All the Queens Horses [RERUN]

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 00:37:18 +0000

This week, Princess wants to talk about one of her favorite scams of all time. And it involves like 400 horses.

This episode originally ran on 3.27.25 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. For more content like this, join at patreon.com/byepumkin.

Biggest Heist Ever

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 04:00:34 +0000

This week, Princess suffers through Razzlekhan to talk about the biggest Bitcoin heist ever.

Bitconned

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 02:52:42 +0000

content warning: suicide, extreme drug use

Netflix, 2024

This week, Princess wants to talk about Bitcoin, crypto scams, and Ray Trapani, the biggest piece of shit in the world.

A Very Ozzy Christmas (w/Liz)

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 16:46:42 +0000

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 9

This week, Princess is joined by Liz (@lizexplains) to give The Osbournes a proper send off and wrap up season 19 of Bye Pumkin

No Vagrancy (w/Kara)

Mon, 03 Nov 2025 16:28:00 +0000

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 8

This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss everything BUT the unwanted houseguest in The Osbournes' house.

Get Stuffed

Mon, 27 Oct 2025 17:00:51 +0000

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 7

This week, Princess is flying solo and talking about the very sensible hatred of Thanksgiving, Ozzy dog walking while zooted, and why anyone would bring a Rottweiler puppy to dinner.

Trouble in Paradise (w/ Mathilde)

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 02:55:37 +0000

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 6

This week, Princess is joined by Australian To the Show™, Mathilde (@tillygoatgruff) to talk about Ozzy and Sharon's parenting, having a nanny at 16, and getting fucked up on Hollywood Blvd in the early aughts.

Tour of Duty (w/Erica)

Mon, 13 Oct 2025 17:49:09 +0000

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 5

This week, Princess has on Erica from The Surreality Podcast (@surrealitypod) to talk tour life, pyrotechnics, and how to use someone else's credit card.

Won't You Be My Neighbor (w/Carla)

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 01:26:45 +0000

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 4

This week, Princess is joined by Carla of There Might Be Cupcakes to talk about one of the most memorable episodes in Osbournes history.

For the Record w/Vanessa from The Best Week Ever

Mon, 29 Sep 2025 14:55:57 +0000

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess is joined by Vanessa of The Best Week Ever podcast to talk about Sharon's hair, Tower records, and the fact that Princess has no concept of time.

Bark at the Moon w/Sonia

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 16:29:14 +0000

The Osbournes, Season 1, Episode 2

This week, Princess has her first guest of the season, Sonia, and doesn't watch the episode at all. Together they talk about the episode Princess didn't even see, Elijah Wood, and Olivia Benson's love life.

There Goes the Neighborhood

Mon, 15 Sep 2025 17:36:43 +0000

content warning: self-harm, drug abuse, intimate partner violence

This week, Princess is kicking off Season 19 of Bye Pumkin with the first season of The Osbournes.

AMA 9.7.25

Mon, 08 Sep 2025 01:23:50 +0000

content warning: eating disorders, self-harm, suicide, mental health disorders

This week, Princess is answering your questions, including her thoughts on the latest North West drama, the new girl on RHOM, and why Old Navy cash is keeping her mental illnesses in check.

Princess Fix My Life 8.23.25

Mon, 25 Aug 2025 00:29:28 +0000

This week, Princess is giving advice she is mostly not qualified to give.

Dancing for the Devil

Sun, 17 Aug 2025 17:30:07 +0000

content warning: sexual abuse, self-harm

This week, Princess is talking about when you gotta BOOM KAT online because a dude named Robert told you Jesus wanted that.

Graduation

Mon, 11 Aug 2025 01:20:36 +0000

This week, Princess is closing out season 18 of Bye Pumkin with some unwelcome feelings about Kevin Federline and a whole pack of random prizes.

The Crucible

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 03:39:34 +0000

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, weigh-ins, body checks, childhood sexual assault

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 8

This week, Princess talks about Tanisha getting left behind and Nicole being drunk as a skunk.

Gary

Mon, 28 Jul 2025 03:29:47 +0000

content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, intimate partner abuse, self-harm

This week, Princess is really mad at Gary Coleman's parents. Also, she is very surprised about kidneys!

This episode is was originally published on the Patreon on 1.9.25. If you like content like this, considering subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin.

Mind Over Matter

Mon, 21 Jul 2025 01:05:06 +0000

content warning: fatphobia, dieting, eating disorders, sexual assault, body checks

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 7

This week, Princess is wondering if everything is sponsored by the Wii Fit and Guns and Roses' 2010 Tour.

Play to Your Strengths

Tue, 15 Jul 2025 01:46:39 +0000

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks, weigh-ins

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 6

This week, Princess wants to know why Bobby Brown is eating so many chips and what is Nicole being so messy for.

The Art of War

Mon, 07 Jul 2025 04:57:51 +0000

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, eating disorders, weigh-ins

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 5

This week, Princess spends 40 minutes talking about The Guilded Age and Just Like That...and then wants to know exactly how much Nicole is drinking on a weight loss show.

Teamwork

Mon, 30 Jun 2025 01:35:51 +0000

content warning: fatphobia, eating disorders, body checks

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 4

This week, Princess thinks the solution to anyone pushing you on a reality tv set is to fall to the ground and refuse to get up until they airlift you out of there.

Fight or Flight

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 04:26:47 +0000

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, weigh-ins, eating disorders

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 3

This week, Princess is appalled that Harvey is allowed to bring in police dogs and also that those dogs were dressed like Hannibal Lecter.

The Warrior Within

Sun, 08 Jun 2025 15:35:00 +0000

content warning: fatphobia, body checks, weigh-ins, eating disorders

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 2

This week, Princess has a plane to catch and the words to Mulan's best song in her head.

Wakeup Call

Sun, 01 Jun 2025 23:44:45 +0000

content warning: weight checks, eating disorders, fatphobia

Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, Episode 1

This week, Princess starts off the new season of Bye Pumkin with a lot of yelling and fried chicken and forced exercise.

RERUN: Jailbreak Love on the Run

Mon, 19 May 2025 01:30:24 +0000

content warning: sexual assault, self-harm

This week, Princess is doing the lord's work by listening to some of the worst prison phone sex in the world. Also, she's offering custom prayers to avoid the love that has you breaking men out of prison.

This episode originally appeared on the Patreon bonus feed 12.19.24. For more content like this, consider subscribing at www.patreon.com/byepumkin.

Princess Fix My Life 5.4.25

Mon, 05 May 2025 02:46:02 +0000

This week, Princess gives advice she is completely unqualified to give.

Baylen Out Loud

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 02:02:00 +0000

content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, self harm

This week, Princess brings back Rachel to talk about TLC's newest reality star with Tourette's.

Open Book

Sun, 20 Apr 2025 16:26:18 +0000

content warning: sexual assault, child sexual assault, substance abuse

Princess listened to Jessica Simpson's audiobook so that you don't have to.

This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 2.25.21 and is being republished to give Princess a break for Easter. If you'd like to hear more of this content, please join at www.patreon.com/byepumkin

Jessicas Birthday and Jessica Cooks Dinner

Sun, 13 Apr 2025 21:26:02 +0000

This week, Princess finishes up The Newlyweds.

The Video Shoot

Sun, 30 Mar 2025 18:08:05 +0000

content warning: child sexual assault, self harm, suicide

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 8

This week, Princess is talking about Nick and Jessica's dueling music videos.

Buffalo Wings and Newlyweds Decorate

Sun, 23 Mar 2025 16:03:23 +0000

Newlyweds, Season 1, Episode 6 and 7

This week, Princess is back, sick, and ready to talk about buffalo wings.

The New Newlyweds

Sun, 09 Mar 2025 17:56:56 +0000

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 5

content warning: eating disorders, body image

This week, Princess has David on the show to talk about how cheap Nick Lachey is.

Newlyweds Go Golfing

Sun, 02 Mar 2025 17:18:25 +0000

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 4

This week, Princess wants to talk about golf.

Newlyweds Go Camping

Sun, 23 Feb 2025 20:55:07 +0000

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Epsiode 3

This week, Princess talks about camping, staying out of Bear Business, and whether you should be trying to "unspoil" your partner.

RERUN: Chimp Crazy

Sun, 16 Feb 2025 19:48:14 +0000

content warning: animal abuse, child abuse, self harm

This week, Princess is having technical difficulties AND it's a holiday weekend. So, let's do a throwback. This episode originally appeared as a bonus episode on 12.24.24. In it, Princess has a nice long talk about crazy animal people.

Dancers

Sun, 09 Feb 2025 21:33:01 +0000

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, S1, E2

This week, Princess is joined by Kara (@everyonesbusinessbutmine) to discuss Nick's farts, Jessica's underwear, and where the hell Lele Sobieski went.

Chicken of the Sea

Sun, 02 Feb 2025 15:50:07 +0000

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, Season 1, Episode 1

Welcome to Season 17 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is putting Jessica Simpson in context, laughing at the very existence of Nick Lachey, and remembering how weird Joe Simpson is.

Six Schizophrenic Brothers

Sun, 26 Jan 2025 14:50:11 +0000

This week, Princess is joined by Carla of There Might Be Cupcakes to explain why nobody needs to have 12 kids. Also, schizophrenia.

Sweet Bobby

Sun, 19 Jan 2025 13:00:07 +0000

This week, Princess defends a dummy.

True Life: I'm Breaking Up with My Best Friend

Sun, 12 Jan 2025 19:43:31 +0000

This week, Princess is talking about BFFs breakups and wanting to wear 2010s outfits.

Texas Cheerleader Murder Plot

Sun, 05 Jan 2025 16:07:48 +0000

content warning: sexual assault, suicide

This week, Princess is watching a cheerleading murder documentary so you don't have to. No, seriously. Don't watch this.

RERUN: Girl in the Picture

Sun, 29 Dec 2024 17:45:07 +0000

content warning: EVERYTHING

This week, Princess is watching a very disturbing documentary.

This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 5.23.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week.

RERUN: American Nightmare

Sun, 22 Dec 2024 16:55:06 +0000

content warning: sexual assault, child abuse

This week, Princess is finally talking about the Netflix documentary, American Nightmare.

This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 9.5.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week.

RERUN: 16&Pregnant--Amber

Sun, 15 Dec 2024 17:15:06 +0000

16 & Pregnant, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess wants to talk about how Amber got to be a Teen Mom.

This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 6.20.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week.

RERUN: True Life--I Need Danger Sex

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 17:30:07 +0000

This week, Princess is talking about some people suffering from a strong case of too much.

This episode was originally published on the Bye Pumkin Patreon on 9.26.24. It is being rerun as a part of Princess' end of the year break. New episodes will be back on 1.5.25. Until then, considering signing up for the Patreon, which always gets fresh new episodes every week.

Babies Have It Made

Sun, 01 Dec 2024 17:25:06 +0000

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episodes 26 and 27

This week, Princess is wrapping up Season 16 of Bye Pumkin as Kayla finally gets put out!

This is also the last free episode of 2024. See you suckers in 2025!

Now What

Sun, 24 Nov 2024 17:20:07 +0000

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episodes 24 and 25

This week, Princess is upset that Bar and Ashley's oven is a crime scene. Also, the Somalian pirate is back and he's all askew and spitting on doors

Battling Demons

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 15:05:07 +0000

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episodes 22 and 23

This week, Princess was right about Bar. Also, has anyone seen Robert?

The High Road

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 17:00:02 +0000

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episode 20 and 21

This week, Princess wishes Ashley and Bar would break up for good. Also, Sean is a hobosexual.

Decisions Decisions

Sun, 03 Nov 2024 15:45:30 +0000

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episode 18 and 19

This week, Princess explains to a pirate that $30 a week to take care of your kids is peanuts. Also, nobody is moving to Atlanta.

Live Fast, Dye Young

Sun, 27 Oct 2024 15:20:01 +0000

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episodes 16 and 17

This week, Princess has crossed over into the 1B section of the season.

Moving Too Fast

Sun, 20 Oct 2024 19:16:00 +0000

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episodes 13 and 14

This week, Princess is very upset about Bar's birthday brawl.

Pomp and Circumstance

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 13:14:37 +0000

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant, Episodes 11 and 12

This week, Princess agrees with a baby thug AND a pirate and she doesn't like it!!!

Louder Than Words

Sun, 06 Oct 2024 16:49:53 +0000

Teen Mom Young and Pregnant
Season 1, Episode 9 and 10

This week, Princess is very upset that we're all being harassed by a pirate because of Kayla's poor pussy management.

Tying the...Not

Sun, 22 Sep 2024 14:52:38 +0000

This week, Princess is encouraging all of the Teen Moms to kick people out of their homes and turn down marriage proposals. Mama gotta have a life, too.

Parenting 101

Sun, 15 Sep 2024 14:44:23 +0000

Teen Mom, Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episode 5 and 6

This week, Princess is back to talk about very young mothers.

Shit Show 9.6.24

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 14:20:16 +0000

Princess has been hacked! Ok, maybe she lost her show notes herself but they're gone and we gotta figure something out today.

Killer Sally

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 14:47:47 +0000

content warning: intimate partner abuse, sexual abuse, child abuse drug use

This week, Princess it talking about a bodybuilder murder.

Shout out to Cindy for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com or a Patreon message.

This episode was originally published on July 25, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon page.

It's a Baby, Not a Toy

Sun, 25 Aug 2024 15:35:02 +0000

This week, Princess is joined by Carla (@theremightbecupcakes) to talk about the teens who are young and pregnant.

Eyes on Me

Sun, 18 Aug 2024 15:15:07 +0000

Teen Mom, Young and Pregnant, Season 1, Episodes 1 and 2

Welcome to Season 16 of Bye Pumkin! This week, Princess is reacquainting herself with the girls and remembering when she thought Brianna was just a cute little sweetie and Bar had potential.

Hell Camp

Sun, 11 Aug 2024 16:30:10 +0000

content warning: child abuse, sexual assault, self harm, and drug abuse

This week, Princess wants to talk about the teen wilderness therapy industry.

Being Brittany

Sun, 04 Aug 2024 06:36:42 +0000

content warning: miscarriage

This week, Princess wants to talk about Brittany DeJesus.

Where is Wendy Williams? [RERUN]

Sun, 21 Jul 2024 21:19:32 +0000

This week, Princess looks for Wendy Williams and doesn't find her.

content note: Due to lack of electricity and the loss of Bob Newhart, Princess was unable to record this week. This episode was originally published Feb 29, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon. If you'd like more of this type of content, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin.

Bridgerton Bits

Sun, 14 Jul 2024 15:36:12 +0000

content warning: sexual assault, self harm

This week, Princess talks about racial bias, gender politics, and sex. Yeah, this is about Bridgerton.

Bad Girls Club Reunion

Sun, 07 Jul 2024 18:38:10 +0000

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episodes 15, 16, and 17

This week, Princess says goodbye to the Bad Girls.

Smell Ya Later

Sun, 30 Jun 2024 14:45:06 +0000

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 14

This week, Princess watches the Bad Girls move out of the house.

Easy Come, Easy Go

Sun, 23 Jun 2024 13:38:11 +0000

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 13

This week, Princess and the Bad Girls go to Barcelona.

Insults and Injuries

Sun, 16 Jun 2024 15:30:04 +0000

Bad Girls Club S12, E12

This week, Princess is a victim of hoo doo! Also, we get a new girl in the house and nobody likes her!

Family Affair

Sun, 09 Jun 2024 16:05:35 +0000

Bad Girls Club, S12, E11

This week, Princess meets the girls' families and tries to explain Redd, Alex Newell, and her deep desire to be dumb.

Bad News Britt

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 15:15:02 +0000

Bad Girls Club, season 12, episode 10

This week, Princess is wondering who the Fab 4 are gonna bully next. Also, why would anyone ever let a man named Markell play them.

Teyana [RERUN]

Mon, 27 May 2024 02:48:11 +0000

My Super Sweet Sixteen, Season 4, Episode 8

Let's go back to the original "spendy" kids show and the first time we met Teyana Taylor.

This episode was originally published on the Patreon on 2.4.24 and is being republished during the Memorial Day holiday. For more content like this, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin.

That's a Rap

Sun, 19 May 2024 15:05:01 +0000

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 9

This week, Princess spends the first 42 minutes talking about absolutely nothing. Skip to there to talk about how the life coach on this season of Bad Girls Club is horrible!

Jada Pinkett Smith is a F*cking Weirdo (RERUN)

Sun, 12 May 2024 09:05:01 +0000

content warning: self harm, sexual assault, child abuse

This week, Princess has too many library cards and that's how she got Jada Pinkett Smith's memoir.

This episode was originally published on March 28, 2024 on the Patreon. If you'd like to receive weekly bonus content like this, head over to patreon.com/byepumkin.

Rappers Anonymous

Sun, 05 May 2024 09:45:02 +0000

Bad Girls Club, S12, E8

This week, everybody hates Jada and they start hating Redd, too.

A Diamond is Not Forever (w/Kara)

Sun, 28 Apr 2024 15:20:09 +0000

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 7

This week, Princess is joined by Kara to talk about Blu being a fuck boi.

Reddemption

Sun, 21 Apr 2024 16:55:02 +0000

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 6

This week, Princess is in better spirits and ready to talk about Redd's redemption episode...that features Redd not doing anything redeeming.

Seeing Redd

Sun, 14 Apr 2024 15:04:05 +0000

content warning: self harm, sexual assault, child abuse

Princess complains about her very special brand of crazy for the first 20 minutes. Then she talks about how the Bad Girls are all turning on Redd.

Fear (w/Nampande)

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 15:09:58 +0000

content warning: physical assault, sexual assault, self harm, child abuse, hate crimes

This week, Princess and Nampande (@nam.pande) talk about the film masterpiece, Fear. Please don't tell Mark Wahlberg about this episode.

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Natalia Speaks

Sun, 31 Mar 2024 16:11:50 +0000

This week, Princess watched the second season of The Curious Case of Natalia Grace so that you don't have to. FYI, she's asking for combat pay.

This episode was originally published on January 18, 2024 on the Bye Pumkin Podcast. For more bonus episodes like this, go to www.patreon.com/byepumkin.

The Fabtastic 4

Sun, 24 Mar 2024 16:20:01 +0000

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 4

This week, Princess is convinced that Jada is doing black magic and Blue is playing both sides.

A Change for the Bad (w/Naudia)

Sun, 17 Mar 2024 16:30:01 +0000

This week, Princess had Naudia from IRL Internet Girl (@irl_internet_girl) to talk about why enough people are not carrying a purse.

Model Behavior (w/Tomlin)

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 16:40:01 +0000

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 3

content warning: suicide, child abuse, sexual assault

This week, Tomlin joins the pod to talk about the girls who are bad.

Breaking Bad Girls

Sun, 03 Mar 2024 17:20:01 +0000

Bad Girls Club, Season 12, Episode 2

Let's get ready to ruuuummmbbbbbbllllleeee. It's Season 15 of Bye Pumkin and we're headed to Chicago with a fresh crop of bag girls.

Jacinta

Sun, 25 Feb 2024 16:45:01 +0000

content warning: drug use, sexual assault, child abuse

This week, Princess talks about generational trauma and addiction.

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They Called Him Mostly Harmless

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 20:12:38 +0000

This week, Princess watches a documentary about Facebook group drama. Just kidding! It's about an unidentified dead body of course!

16 Pregnant: Jennifer

Sun, 11 Feb 2024 16:15:01 +0000

Season 3, Episode 2

Let's take a trip back to the time a 16 & Pregnant girl got kicked out on the side of the road with her twins.

Traitors US Season 2

Sun, 04 Feb 2024 16:40:02 +0000

Let's talk about the traitors.

After the Lovin

Sun, 28 Jan 2024 16:20:01 +0000

Flavor of Love, Season 2, Episode 12

Let's finish up season 14 of Bye Pumkin with a very confusing reunion.

Belize in Love

Sun, 21 Jan 2024 15:45:08 +0000

Flavor of Love, S2, E11

It's time for Flavor Flav to pick one of these dummies to win this show.

Family Flavors

Sun, 14 Jan 2024 16:15:02 +0000

Flavor of Love, Season 2, Episode 10

This week, Princess is meeting the families.

Gilded Age Season 2 [TEASER]

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 16:50:17 +0000

This is just a small part of this Princess Diaries episode. You can get the entire episode by joining the Patreon.

This week, Princess wants to talk about Aunt Agnes's laugh.

Stepping Out Flav Style

Sun, 07 Jan 2024 16:25:01 +0000

Flavor of Love S2, E8

Princess is back and doesn't remember nothing about this show. She's also singing for some reason so get ready for that.

Princess Diaries 1.5.24 [TEASER]

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 20:39:58 +0000

This is just a small part of this Princess Diaries episode. You can get the entire episode by joining the Princess Diaries tier of the Patreon.

Princess got bitten by a wolf. No, seriously.

Little Women Dallas Season 1 [RE-RUN]

Sun, 17 Dec 2023 17:05:01 +0000

For some strange reason, Princess has decided to talk about the worst part of the Little Women franchise for 3 hours.

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This episode was originally published on September 14, 2023. It is being republished as a part of the December hiatus. Fresh episodes will return in January.

Beware the Slenderman [RERUN]

Sun, 10 Dec 2023 14:23:58 +0000

content warning: violence against children, sexual assault against children

This week, Princess talks about the 2017 doc about the Slenderman stabbing.

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This episode was originally published on Patreon on 9.29.23. It is being republished as a part of the podcast's December hiatus. Fresh episodes will start up again in January.

Murder on Middle Beach [RERUN]

Sun, 03 Dec 2023 18:03:53 +0000

This week, we're getting into the family secrets of Madison Hamburg as he does a way too long documentary about murder mystery involving nearly everyone in his family.

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This episode was originally published on Patreon on 3.2.23. It is being republished as a part of the podcast's December sabbatical. Fresh episodes will start up again in January.

Boxing Each Other Out

Sun, 26 Nov 2023 10:40:02 +0000

This week, Princess talks with Vanessa from Best Week Ever Podcast (@bestweekeverpodcast) to talk about the best villain ever on TV, New York.

Who Loves New York

Sun, 19 Nov 2023 10:40:02 +0000

This week, Princess talks to Flavor of Love Virgin, Naudia (@lovejones90) to talk about everything in the world but the episode they watched.

Famous Friends and Strangeness

Sun, 12 Nov 2023 22:50:24 +0000

Carla (@theremightbecupcakes) is back! And we're talking about Buck Wild's blaccent, Flav's fatphobia, and when it's ok to let a sex trafficker over your crib.

Intervention-Laney

Sun, 05 Nov 2023 10:05:01 +0000

Princess is sick AGAIN. And since she doesn't have a voice, let's revisit this episode from the Patreon feed. As long as the voice holds up, she'll be back next week.

This episode was originally published 8.17.23 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon feed.

Jelly on the Telly

Sun, 29 Oct 2023 09:45:02 +0000

Flavor of Love, Season 2, Episode 4

This week, Princess is cosplaying as Marge Simpson. But before her voice went all the way out, she got together with Sonia (@soniamariesays) to talk about that time Flav found Toastee's VHS tapes thanks to a tip from Nibblez.

She Works Hard

Sun, 15 Oct 2023 09:00:02 +0000

Flavor of Love, Season 2, Episode 3

This week, Princess knows the world is burning down but let's talk about Delishis' ass.

Flav is Blind

Sun, 08 Oct 2023 09:10:02 +0000

This week, Flav is blind and Princess wishes she was, too.

Season Premiere

Sun, 01 Oct 2023 09:00:02 +0000

content warning: suicide

It's time for season 14 of Bye Pumkin, featuring Flavor Flav, a harem of women who don't want him, and a runaway shit on the floor of a rented mansion. Let's get into it!

A Courtship

Sun, 24 Sep 2023 11:35:01 +0000

content warning: suicide

This week, Princess gets into the Christian courtship scene in this very short documentary.

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Carrie Bradshaw, Queen of the Dumb Bitches

Sun, 17 Sep 2023 09:55:01 +0000

This week, Princess has her first podcast threesome so she can talk about her #1 hate topic: Carrie Bradshaw. Krista and Kayla from @whatahistorypodcast join and together they shit talk a show that they desperately hope comes back soon so they can find more things to hate about it.

The Curious Case of Natalia Grace

Sun, 10 Sep 2023 09:55:01 +0000

content warning: child abuse. Violence against disabled people.

Let's talk about Natalia Grace. Well, first let's talk about how much I hate Kody Brown for 35 minutes. This is a long one.

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AMA 8.21.23

Sun, 27 Aug 2023 10:25:01 +0000

content warning: eating disorders, child abuse, domestic violence, suicide

You asked. Princess answered.

Season Finale

Sun, 20 Aug 2023 10:20:02 +0000

Real World, Season 12, Episodes 28 and 29

Let's wrap up Real World Vegas.

Baggage Problems

Sun, 13 Aug 2023 10:45:01 +0000

This week, Princess wants to investigate Dario's cheating, Brynn's mental health, and Trishelle's definition of love.

Singles Club

Sun, 06 Aug 2023 05:58:37 +0000

This week, Princess is back from sabbatical and back talking about Irulan and Alton's situationship. There's also time to talk about Stephen treating Trishelle like a burrito, how not to get involved with Lizzo's lawsuit, and why Carrie Bradshaw continues to be the Queen of the Dumb Bitches.

A Face to Die For

Sun, 23 Jul 2023 15:24:01 +0000

content warning: sexual assault

This week, Princess explains the movie A Face to Die For in her own words...which may or may not be what happened in the movie. Either way, we have a good time.

Shout out to Jessica for sponsoring this episode! If you want to sponsor an episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com

The episode was originally published on November 3, 2022.

McMillions

Sun, 09 Jul 2023 14:52:56 +0000

This episode was originally published on 1/19/23 on the Patreon. New episodes will resume in August.

This week, Princess dives into a way too long docuseries on one of her favorite white collar crimes--The McDonald's Monopoly scam.

I'm Glad My Mom is Dead

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 10:20:01 +0000

content warning: sexual abuse, child abuse, rape, suicide, eating disorders

This episode was originally published April 20, 2023 on the Bye Pumkin Patreon.

This week, Princess and Mathilda (@tillygoatgruff) talk about Taylor Swift's imaginary prenup, Demi Lovato's exes, and whether or not Miranda Cosgrove is Asian. (SHE IS NOT!!) And when they get around to it, they talk a little about Jeanette McCurdy's best selling memoir, I'm Glad My Mom is Dead.

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Secrets and Sisterhood

Sun, 25 Jun 2023 10:55:01 +0000

content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, and suicide

This week, Princess takes a break from the roommates to talk about the sisters. In this episode, she asks how many sisters is too many, who made Shakur the President of Everything, and how many BBLs can one show have

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The Showdown

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 10:55:01 +0000

The Real World
Season 12
Episodes 19, 20, and 21

This week, Irulan and Alton are headlining Wrestlemania 57. It's also Arissa's birthday and we finally find out why she is the way she is. And finally, we spend some time focusing on Frank, who is the most boring person in the world.

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Happy Birthday

Sun, 11 Jun 2023 10:00:02 +0000

The Real World,
Season 12
Episodes 16, 17, and 18

This week, the roommates head to Austraila and Princess has a lot of controversial opinions about the place. She covers the love triangle between Irulan, Alton, and everyone else. And she tries to save Trishelle, even though she don't wanna be saved.

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Opening Up

Sun, 04 Jun 2023 10:20:01 +0000

The Real World, Season 12
Episodes 13, 14, and 15

This week, Princess is back, back, back again. She's talking funny but she's talking about Brynn's love life, Arissa's trust issues, and Irulan's tent.

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Secret's Out

Sun, 21 May 2023 10:30:02 +0000

The Real World, Season 12
Episodes 10, 11, and 12

content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault against a minor, homophobia

This week, Princess is back from her Mother's Day break and ready to talk about Trishelle's ovulation cycle, Alton's homphobia, and Frank's skanks.

Good to Be Bad

Sun, 07 May 2023 10:05:01 +0000

Real World: Las Vegas
Season 12
Episodes 7, 8, and 9

content warning: eating disorder

This week, Princess is talking about Irulan's choice, Alton's hoes, and Frank's place in the house.

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Professional Partiers

Sun, 30 Apr 2023 15:27:42 +0000

Real World: Las Vegas

Season 12, Episodes 4, 5, and 6

content warning: sexual assault

This week, Princess is talking about creepy bosses, Frank's apologies, and the infamous fork episode.

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Welcome to Las Vegas

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 18:13:00 +0000

Real World Las Vegas S12, E1, 2, and 3

Welcome to Season 13 of Bye Pumkin!

This week, Princess kicks off the new season with a new show--Real World Las Vegas. Let's meet the cast, set up the storylines, and decide which one of these people looks like Tom Nook.

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Princess Fix My Life 4.14.23

Sun, 16 Apr 2023 15:57:00 +0000

This week, Princess gives advice to strangers. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Send emails here. Follow on Instagram here.

Little Women: Couples Retreat

Sun, 09 Apr 2023 18:22:00 +0000

content warning: rape, suicide, sexual assault, domestic violence This week, Princess gets to talk about the Little Women franchise and the greatest spinoff to exist in reality tv history. Shout out to Alex for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com or send a message on Patreon. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Send emails here. Follow on Instagram here.

Kandi Coated Drama

Sun, 02 Apr 2023 16:10:00 +0000

content warning: rape

This week, Princess wants to talk about Kandi, Xscape, and the Case of the Missing $30K.

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Desperate Housewives

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 18:55:00 +0000

content warning: domestic violence, rape, suicide

Princess has been watching Desperate Housewives for weeks. Let's talk about it.

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Evelyn Lozada

Sun, 19 Mar 2023 17:32:00 +0000

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 1, Episode 1 & 2

content warning: domestic violence

Let's go back to the beginning with Iyanla's first try at fixing lives--Evelyn Lozada

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Hazel E

Sun, 12 Mar 2023 18:26:00 +0000

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 5, Episode 9

content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault, domestic violence, suicide

Princess is back from vacation with an episode about F-list reality star, Hazel E.

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RERUN: Super Nanny--The Hallenbeck Family

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 16:49:03 +0000

Supernanny, Season 6, Episode 9

Hey, Princess is on vacation! Here's a rerun to hold you down until next week.

This episode originally ran on April 21, 2022 on the Patreon so if you like content like this, go check it out.

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Neffie and Soullow

Sun, 26 Feb 2023 18:15:00 +0000

Iyanla Fix My Life
Season 4, Episode 11 and 12 (and also a little of Season 5, Episode 11)

content warning: sexual abuse, child abuse, domestic violence, drug abuse

This week, Liz (@lizexplains and @featherspod) joins the pod to talk about the time Frankie's daughter's met Iyanla. We had a lot of fun talking about trauma, auntie culture, and guttersnipes.

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Mallory and Cynthia Bailey

Sun, 19 Feb 2023 17:16:00 +0000

Iyanla Fix My Life

Season 5
Episode 18

This week, Princess is joined by Naudia (@love_jones90) to talk about Mallory Bailey, the 5 to 9 Tik Tok girlies, and every VH1 reality show to ever exist.

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Kidnapped at Birth

Sun, 12 Feb 2023 18:33:00 +0000

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 5, Episode 1 This week, Princess wants to talk about the worst Iyanla Fix My Life episode ever--the one with kidnapping victim Kamiyah Mobley. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Laura Govan

Sun, 05 Feb 2023 18:09:00 +0000

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 4, Episode 17 content warning: domestic violence, sexual assault This week, Princess is back and talking about Laura Govan's nose, Gilbert Arenas' energy, and how to eat an elephant. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

RERUN: Mommy Dead and Dearest

Sun, 29 Jan 2023 17:18:00 +0000

This episode was previously published on the Patreon on December 15, 2022. I'm rerunning this episode because I'm having technical issues this week. I'll be back next week with a fresh episode. content warning: murder, domestic abuse, medical abuse, financial abuse, self-harm, sexual assault, necrophilia, suicide A lot of us have weird moms. And then there's DeeDee Blanchard. This week, we're talking about Gypsy Rose Blanchard and the murder of her mother. I actually pre-recorded this a few weeks ago so i wouldn't have to work in December. Thus, I have no idea what I was saying in this episode. I'm pretty sure I mentioned those Party City wigs Gypsy was wearing but that's more a gut feeling than a memory. Anyway...enjoy! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Karreuche Tran

Sun, 22 Jan 2023 19:48:00 +0000

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 3, Episode 8 content warning: domestic violence This week, Princess is talking about Chris Brown. sigh But you can't talk about Karreuche Tran without Chris Brown and you can't talk about Iyanla making people crying on her breasts without talking about Karreuche. Let's get into it. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Fix My Celebrity Ex-Spouse

Sun, 15 Jan 2023 17:33:00 +0000

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 1, Episode 14 This week, Princess is ready to talk about Sheree Whitfield's appearance on Iyanla Fix My Life. This episode delves into RHOA origins, Chateau Sheree, and Bob's lazy eye. Get into it! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Lotto Drama

Sun, 08 Jan 2023 18:04:00 +0000

Iyanla Fix My Life, Season 4, Episode 7 content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault, self harm, suicide This week, Princess is back back back again to kick off the new season of Bye Pumkin with Marie Holmes, an 188 million dollar lotto winner who let Iyanla cradle her like a baby as she told her then fiancee that him going to prison was stressful. Press play and trust the process. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Intervention: Family of Addicts

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 22:49:59 +0000

Intervention, Season 19, Episode 7 content warning: heavy drug use, domestic abuse, sexual abuse Ho ho ho. This week, let's revisit a twist-y, turn-y Intervention episode where they send half the population of Paterson, NJ to rehab. If you're spending the holidays surrounded by family, at least you're not in THIS family. This episode was previously published on the Patreon on September 15th, 2022. I'm rerunning this episode as a part of my winter break. New episodes will resume in the new year. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Hoarders: Carol

Sun, 18 Dec 2022 14:12:00 +0000

content warning: mental illness, hoarding, self-harm, suicide This week, Princess takes on one of the biggest cold cases of our time--Who killed Be and why did they fuck up that big beautiful home? We also get into hoarding, gentle parenting, and what to do when you find a fossilized rat in your kitchen. This episode was previously published on the Patreon on September 01, 2022. I'm rerunning this episode as a part of my winter break. New episodes will resume in the new year. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Lularich

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 04:05:56 +0000

Hey let's take a break from Dr. Drew and the patients to talk about my favorite subject: white people in ugly clothes on a boat. The LulaRich documentary came out last week and we have to talk about it. This episode was previously published on the Patreon on September 16, 2022. I'm rerunning this episode as a part of my winter break. New episodes will resume in the new year. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Acrimony

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 05:07:28 +0000

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The Vow (Season 2)

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 18:14:00 +0000

content warning: sexual abuse, emotional abuse, sexual assault, suicide This week, I want to talk about the second season of The Vow. I give you a basic overview of the docuseries, talk about the stuff they didn't mention, and then tell you why Nancy Salzman definitely deserved to go to prison right alongside Keith Raniere. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Braxtons Fix My Life

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 18:46:00 +0000

content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault on a minor, drug use, physical abuse This week, Naudia (@lovejones90) joins us to talk about the time Toni Braxton and her sisters asked Iylana to fix their lives. Really, it was just an excuse for us to talk about Frankie and Neffie, the Clark Sisters, and whoever else is dead now. Also, Naudia explains the Bible to me. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Backstreet Boys: Show Them What You're Made Of

Sun, 13 Nov 2022 18:46:00 +0000

content warning: sexual assault, sexual assault on a minor, drug use, physical abuse This week, David (from Friends of the Countess and many other things) watched a very bad documentary about the Backstreet Boys to help me make a podcast. We talk about everything the doc didn't, including Lou Pearlman's many crimes, Brian's big dick energy, and how a large group of cishet white men can bring the vibes down anywhere. Shout out to Marisol for sponsoring this episode. If you'd like to sponsor an episode of the podcast, send me a pitch on Patreon or email me at hello@byepumkinpodcast.com. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Goodbyes Are Never Easy

Sun, 06 Nov 2022 18:14:00 +0000

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, it's time to say goodbye to season 11 of Bye Pumkin. Let's do that by watching Natalie yell at her mom and Courtney leave their mom at the door. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Three's A Crowd

Sun, 30 Oct 2022 17:00:00 +0000

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Natalie is a victim and I still don't know what the hell is going on with Krista, Courtney, and Doug. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Superstore

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 17:39:00 +0000

Superstore This episode is a re-run from the Patreon vault. Next week, I'll be back with a new episode. Thanks to whomever sponsored this episode. (I've forgotten but I know I got paid so I'm gonna do it!) Superstore is one of my favorite shows of all time and so I just let the choppa spray for like 2 hours and don't even remember what I said. I hope you enjoy it! If you'd like to sponsor a podcast episode for $20, send me a pitch to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com or message me on Patreon. Update: Mr. Curtis has apologized and adjusted his behavior. No word yet on whether he has been able to travel back in time to right his wrongs. Let's hope he makes better choices for the future.

Housewife vs Bad Girl

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 19:07:30 +0000

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E6 This week, Kim and Natalie go at it again and Cassie has a nervous breakdown. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Princess Fix My Life 9.30.22

Sun, 09 Oct 2022 05:00:00 +0000

Let's take a little break from the Mother Daughter Experiment and try to solve a few problems! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

The Hot Seat

Sun, 02 Oct 2022 17:56:00 +0000

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E5 This week, we get into the grossiest timeline ever with Courtney and Krista. Oh and there are other people there, too. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

The Truth Hurts

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 19:46:00 +0000

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E4 This week, Natalie goes back the Bad Girls Club, Kim is late to everything, and nobody wants to hear Courtney's details. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Grave Regrets

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 17:22:00 +0000

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E3 content warning: sexual assault, molestation, self harm, suicide, eating disorders This week, let's pretend we all died. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Headlines Don't Lie

Sun, 11 Sep 2022 17:47:00 +0000

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E2 content warning: sexual assault, molestation, self harm, suicide, eating disorders This week, we're joined by Chris Klein impersonator, Mathilde (@tillygoatgruff). We get into cool moms, bad moms, and moms that want to fuck your husband. Get into it! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

The Mother of All Drama

Sun, 04 Sep 2022 17:39:00 +0000

The Mother Daughter Experiment: Celebrity Edition, S1, E1 This week, it's time to start season 11 of Bye Pumkin! We're talking about Speidi, Natalie Nunn's chin, and whether Courtney Stodden is the Anna Nicole of today's generation. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Intervention--Diana

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 14:02:09 +0000

Intervention--Diana content warning: sexual assault, child abuse, drug use content note: This is an edited version because I misgendered Courtney Stodden. I didn't mean to do that so I just edited out any mention of them. This week, I'm tired. But let's talk about these party cowboy hats that you put once you start dating the pretty boy of the homeless community. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

AMA 5.13.22

Sun, 14 Aug 2022 18:49:00 +0000

Ask Me Anything This week, you asked and I answered! Sorry about the sniffles. I have allergies and I've been breathing in paint fumes all day. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Reunion Part 1 and Reunion Part 2

Sun, 07 Aug 2022 18:26:00 +0000

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 15 and 16 This week, it's just me and you. Let's close out season 10 of Bye Pumkin with back to back tangents about Fred Savage and Marky Mark and maybe a little talk about Vanderpump Rules. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Slap and I Lied

Sun, 24 Jul 2022 19:12:00 +0000

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 13 and 14 This week, I have David (@carriagereturn) from The Countess and Friends talking about whether Jax is a time traveling vampire, Stassi's slapping ability, and when to keep on lying until you die. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

The Ultimatum/Til Death Do Us Part

Sun, 17 Jul 2022 17:28:00 +0000

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 11 and 12 This week, I have Mani from Mixing with Mani (@mixingwithmani) to discuss birthday dinners, liar liar lying faces, and totally secret proposals. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Rich People Annoy Me/Sur of the Border

Sun, 10 Jul 2022 17:28:00 +0000

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 9 and 10 This week, I have Naudia (@lovejones90) to discuss some Vanderpump Rules but mostly taking detours into Black Ink Crew, College Hill, and other black programming. Special appearance by my 6yo son, Monkey. AKA this family's Jan Brady. AKA my short king because if this kid grows to be over 5ft tall I will be very very shocked. And yes, I'm a hypocrite. I never said I wasn't, guys. Enjoy! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Addicted and Sherlock Stassi

Sun, 03 Jul 2022 17:00:00 +0000

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 7 and 8 This week, Maria (@olivianadineboutique) joins me to talk about eyelashes, holding grudges, and Vegas Scheana. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Surlesque and Lisa’s Angels

Sun, 26 Jun 2022 17:16:00 +0000

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 5 and 6 This week, we have Carla from There Might Be Cupcakes shooting the shit about how Jax is very good at picking up women, whether or not it's OK to ask two of your employees to give a lap dance to their boss, and how Kristen has become a permanent member of my List of Things That Scare the Shit Out of Me Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Only the Lonely and Rumors

Sun, 12 Jun 2022 17:09:00 +0000

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 3 and 4 This week, we have gotten Kara Berry of Everyone's Business But Mine (EBBMpodcast) through threats and blackmail. Together we discuss the attractiveness of all of the cast, Scheana friendworthy-ness, and whether we believe Tom and Ariana are cheater cheater pumpkin eaters. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

This Is Us

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 17:29:00 +0000

This is Us Let's talk about the Pearsons and why they are the worst and why this is my favorite tv to cry to. Thanks to Meaghan for sponsoring this episode! If you want to sponsor a bonus episode, send an email to hello@byepumkinpodcast.com and pitch me! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Tooth or Consequences and Branded

Sun, 29 May 2022 17:18:00 +0000

Vanderpump Rules, Season 2, Episodes 1 and 2 Helloooooooooo, season 10 of Bye Pumkin. We're kicking off this season with Liz Bentley (@bentleyliz2) of Feathers in My Hair and Liz Explains It All. Together we reminisce about serving tables, try to breakdown Scheana's munchausen, and explore what to do if someone cheats on you three days after your birthday. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Captive Audience

Sun, 22 May 2022 17:29:00 +0000

Captive Audience content warning: graphic talk of child sexual assault, sexual assault, murder This week, let's talk about the recent Hulu documentary on the story that inspired I Know My First Name is Steven. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead

Sun, 15 May 2022 17:46:00 +0000

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead This week, I finally talk about one of my fav movies, the start of my boner for Josh Charles, and why I check in on Christina Applegate every now and again. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Black. White.

Sun, 08 May 2022 17:15:00 +0000

Black. White. Season 1, Episode 1 content warning: this show contains a lot of the n-word. Like, the actual word. Hard "er," too. And no, you still can't say it. This week, Kara Berry (@KaraBTweets) joins me to fix race relations, question Ice Cube's sanity, and finally talk about Bruno. This episode was sponsored by Naudia (@nitsnaoria). If you want to commission an episode, send me a pitch either through Patreon or at hello [at] byepumkinpodcast.com. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

How to Fix a Drug Scandal

Sun, 01 May 2022 17:24:00 +0000

How to Fix a Drug Scandal This week, Stas (@AnastasiaMoore) was good enough to come on the pod after watching 4 hrs of a documentary so we can talk about the war on drugs, how to smoke crack at work, and whether a bald white man from Boston is scary or hot. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Reunion

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 17:22:00 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 12 Let's wrap up Rock of Love and Season 9 of Bye Pumkin with a reunion! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Doubling Down with the Derricos

Sun, 17 Apr 2022 05:13:44 +0000

content warning: child abuse, infant death, miscarriage This week, I don't have a voice! So here's a republished episode from over on the Patreon. In it, we take a little break from our normal dark sided topics and get to know the Derricos, a family on TLC with 14 kids (4 sets of multiples back to back.) Along the way, we'll talk about the ethics of a large family, how 16 people can live in that little ass house, and the fact that "Awesome" and "Dawsyn" do not rhyme. Note: I stop ranting about The White Lotus at 20:26. Thank you to Taylor for commissioning this episode. If you want to commission an episode, email me at hello@byepumkinpodcast and let's work something out. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

The Rose and The Thorn

Sun, 10 Apr 2022 17:29:00 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 11 content warning: sexual assault, childhood sexual assault, murder. Skip to 19:17 to avoid it. This week, we finally get Bret's Rock of Love Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

Meet the Parents

Mon, 04 Apr 2022 18:02:05 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 10 This week, we find out who raised these women. And there's someone more annoying than Lacey--her dad, Otis. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Instagram here.

The Agony and the Ex-tacy

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 17:15:00 +0000

Sex and the City, Season 4, Episode 1 content warning: eating disorders, self harm, suicide Let's take a break from Bret's wig to talk about Carrie's birthday. In this episode, we talk soul mates, sad birthdays, and cake...there's a lot of cake talk in this episode. Thanks to Kayla for sponsoring this episode. If you want to pitch a show to sponsor, you can send a message through Patreon or email hello@byepumpkinpodcast.com. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Vegas Baby!

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 17:12:00 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 9 This week, Bret and the ladies go to Vegas. Lacey gets drunk, Brandi gets honest, and Heather gets left...a lot. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Superfan Challenge

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 16:55:00 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Bret has some women he either slept with at a gig or hired from Central Casting come be mean to everyone. Sam packs her bag. Lacey cries. Brandi's hair catches on fire. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Euphoria

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 18:24:00 +0000

Euphoria, Season 2 content warning: graphic drug abuse, sexual assault, sex crimes against a minor, self harm, suicide This week, Princess does a long ass, no notes needed monologue on Euphoria. Thanks to Nicole for sponsoring this episode on Euphoria. If you want to sponsor content on this podcast, email to hello@byepumkin.com or send a message on Patreon. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Show Me Your Hits

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 18:41:00 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Brandi is a drag king, Mia is on the outs, and everybody hates Lacey. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Thin (with Mathilde)

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 18:28:00 +0000

content warning: eating disorders, self harm, suicide This week, Princess is on vacation. So let's revisit the time she talked about Thin with Mathilde. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Brown Family Vacation

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 18:22:00 +0000

Being Bobby Brown, Season 1, Episode 1 Thanks to Alex for commissioning this episode and giving me the opportunity to speak for 2.5 hours on Bobby Brown. In this episode, I'll put some respect on Bobby Brown's name and then immediately take it back off while talking about Whitney, Bobby Christina, and everything else. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Tour Bus Challenge

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 18:29:00 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 6 This week, the ladies go on a bus ride...in a parking lot. Also, if you want to skip all the tv talk at the beginning, go to 54 minutes into the recording. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

First Annual Bret’s Mudbowl (with Tomlin)

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 18:44:21 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 5 This week, Tomlin stops by to talk about Bret's hair, Brandi M's boots, and why Justin Timberlake is such a trigger for Bret. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Lacey's Story (with Kara Berry)

Sun, 23 Jan 2022 18:47:00 +0000

My 600LB Life, Season 10, Episode 5 Thanks to Jenn for commission this wild ride. Not only did she commission the show, she threw in an extra $20 for Central Texas Food Bank. So this is a win-win-win situation. Kara and I talk about Lacey Buckingham's multiple non-journeys to weight loss and along the way we discuss dating online, David and Victoria Beckham, and how to not get left at Texas gas station. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Riff It Good

Sun, 16 Jan 2022 18:21:00 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 4 This week, Princess can smell everything, including the fact that Bret is on some real bullshit. Digressions include Rodeo's dreams and Heather's boobs. There's also a very long bit about Pam from Urban Cowboy. I'm sorry. Or you're welcome. I guess it depends on how you feel about that sort of thing. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Motocross (with Sonia)

Sun, 09 Jan 2022 17:37:00 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 3 content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, miscarriage, suicide As usual, I have no idea what Sonia (@soniamariesays) and I talked about. I remember some Lil Romeo, Prince, a lot of Janet Jackson, limos, Tori Spelling...and a little Rock of Love. It's 3hrs long so make sure you stretch before you get into this one! Note: Just a heads up, I had to rerecord a part of this episode because you could literally hear my children arguing in the background about some bullshit. I would have left it in but they were saying their actual names and other identifiers so I had to cut it out. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

The Pursuit of Porsha

Sun, 02 Jan 2022 18:10:00 +0000

content warning: sexual assault, domestic violence, miscarriage, suicide Hey, Princess read Porsha Williams' book so you don't have to. You're welcome. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Talk Dirty to Me

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 05:46:00 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 2 This week, let's talk about Rodeo's horny mom bodybuilder act, Heather being the Queen Pick Me on a show full of women begging to be chosen, and whether Bret Michaels is actually wearing a wig, a weave, or hair plugs. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Don't Threaten Me with a Good Time

Sun, 12 Dec 2021 17:32:00 +0000

Rock of Love, Season 1, Episode 1 content warning: sexual assault, suicide Season 9 of Bye Pumkin is here!! Join me as we take a trip down memory lane to hang out with some fun sluts and a man in a wig/doo rag/cowboy hat combo. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 6) (with Naudia)

Sun, 05 Dec 2021 17:30:00 +0000

The Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 6) content warning: miscarriage, still birth, child death This week, we've got Naudia (@loves_jones90) on to talk about this season of RHOP. The episode is long and I don't remember everything we talked about but I do remember we covered Keke Wyatt and Lisa Raye extensively. Enjoy! Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

The Last Days of Left Eye

Sun, 21 Nov 2021 17:24:13 +0000

The Last Days of Left Eye content warning: child abuse, sexual abuse, domestic abuse, self-harm, drug abuse, suicide This week, let's be sad about Lisa Left Eye Lopes together. Thanks to Roe for commissioning this episode. If you'd like to commission a bonus episode, send me an email at hello@byepumkinpodcast.com and let's talk. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County

Sun, 14 Nov 2021 17:25:00 +0000

Homeless: The Motel Kids of Orange County content warning: child abuse, child neglect, extreme poverty, homelessness This week, Princess goes back a documentary that chronicles a summer with kids who live in poverty at the steps of Disneyland. Skip to 38:20 to bypass the chitchat in the beginning. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Reunion (Part 1 & Part 2)

Sun, 07 Nov 2021 18:56:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episodes 18 & 19 Princess lied last week. THIS is the last episode of Season 8 and it's all about the reunion. It also happens to be the 100th episode! Thanks to everyone who has continued to support this podcast through thick and thin. Buy merch here. Join the Patreon here. Email here. Follow the podcast on Twitter here and on Instagram here.

Omerta

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 17:07:00 +0000

Mob Wives Season 2, Episode 17 content warning: suicide, sexual assault, child abuse This week, Karen and Drita have a sit down, Big And has a sit down dinner, and Princess tells you what season 9 of Bye Pumkin will be. Skip 27:30 to 40:41 to avoid suicide, depression, and general dark shit talk. Skip to 44:45 to get straight to the Mob Wives talk.

Of Dogs and Men

Sun, 24 Oct 2021 15:54:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 16 content warning: eating disorders This week, Carla is mad about Joe's girlfriend, Drita is mad about Lee's transfer, and Ramona is mad about a possible reconciliation.

Taking the Rap

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 17:52:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 15 This week, Karen is a business, Rene doesn't have gift bags, and Ramona can't find the lasers. Oh and Drita is a rapper.

Mob Daughter

Sun, 10 Oct 2021 16:56:00 +0000

Mob Daughter content warning: the first 30 minutes of this episode is about the state of Housewives franchises and my absolute believe that it's ok to talk about people's mamas. This week, let's take a detour into Karen Gravano's memoir. We'll talk about Sammy the Bull's breakup with John Gotti, what went down in Arizona to get them all arrested as a drug cartel, and how many times do you have to see your father leaving the house with a gun to go kill people before you realize he's not like the other dads.

If Books Could Kill

Sun, 26 Sep 2021 16:52:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 14 This week, Renee is scared of Carla, Drita is getting a puppy, and Ramona's missing $200K worth of jewelry! If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

What Goes Around

Sun, 19 Sep 2021 16:27:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 13 This week, JR is still a rat but now Renee believes. Also, Drita is Jean-Claud Van Damme and Carla thinks Renee knew more than she's saying. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Ultimate Betrayal

Sun, 12 Sep 2021 16:13:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 12 This week, JR is a rat! And Liz Bentley of Feathers in My Hair and Liz Explains It All joins us to talk about Rene's inability to cope with anything, the real reason Rene's dad is mad at her, and who the real victims are. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Torn Apart

Sun, 05 Sep 2021 16:53:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 11 This week, Renee cries and cries and cries and cries. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Fire Away

Sun, 29 Aug 2021 17:38:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 10 This week, Drita and Big Ang get dark, Rene is flip flopping again, and Carla is going backward. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Drag Race Allstars Season 6

Sun, 22 Aug 2021 17:00:00 +0000

Content Warning: suicide Hey, let's take a break from this season of Bye Pumkin and talk about a show I love dearly: Drag Race. In this episode, I'll ramble on about the current Allstars season so far. If you aren't caught up, be forewarned that there will be spoilers.

Cabin Fever

Sun, 15 Aug 2021 16:15:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 9 This week, Drita goes to anger management, Carla is stuck in the middle, and Rene loses her shit in the Poconos. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Tricks or Treats

Sun, 08 Aug 2021 16:23:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 8 This week, Rene breaks down, Drita and Ramona have dueling parties, and Big Ang drinks something disgusting. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Intervention: Tim

Sun, 01 Aug 2021 16:15:00 +0000

Intervention, S2, E16 Content Warning: suicide, drug abuse, sexual assault, self harm Princess is off this week and so here's a lovely little throwback episode from the Patreon series we did on Intervention. The episode starts off with a little talk about Demi Lovato and then we move on to a disgusting drain pipe to talk about Tim, a musician, a producer, and a crack addict. So get your If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes just like this. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Mob Daughters

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 16:11:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 7 This week, Drita gets a non apology, Carla plays both sides, and Princess can't believe how far Rene will go for love. Hey, would you help the podcast out and fill out this survey? Changes are coming and we'd like your feedback on some things. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Fights and Facials

Sun, 18 Jul 2021 17:00:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 6 This week, the girls have a spa party, Rene sinks closer into madness, and Big Ang is the voice of reason. Hey, would you help the podcast out and fill out this survey? Changes are coming and we'd like your feedback on some things. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Old Friends, New Archenemies

Sun, 11 Jul 2021 16:00:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 5 This week, Mona Jones joins the podcast to talk about Big Ang's legacy, which Mob Wife she'd want to fight one-on-one, and whether the Rock is good in bed. You can hear more of Mona's stellar impressions on her podcast, How About No. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

You Don't Wanna Go to War with Me

Sun, 04 Jul 2021 16:28:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 4 This week, we take a break from watching Boss Baby 2 over and over again to discuss dealing with the police, whether fighting is worth it, and what Drita is really doing over at the Macy's makeup counter. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Makeups and Breakups

Sun, 27 Jun 2021 16:18:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 3 This week, we get into why Rene is really mad at Carla, Drita's divorce tour, and the Ramona of it all. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Hell on Heels

Sun, 13 Jun 2021 15:50:00 +0000

Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 2 This week picks up right at the party brawl and we get into punches, fights, and the Derek of it all. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

New Year, New War

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 16:31:00 +0000

_ POSE SPOILERS ARE IN THE BEGINNING OF THIS EPISODE! SKIP TO 15:40 TO AVOID THEM_ Mob Wives, Season 2, Episode 1 This week, we're busting into season 8 of Bye Pumkin with the ladies of Mob Wives. We get into who these ladies are, what they've done, and why Big Ang is the patron saint of this podcast...but only if we don't think too hard about her. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

16 & Pregnant: Allie

Sun, 30 May 2021 16:11:00 +0000

16 & Pregnant, Season 3, Episode 10 We're between seasons and it's time to cleanse the palate. And what better way to do that than to talk about some teen mothers? This week, we get into all the reasons you shouldn't have a baby with someone you've known for 2 months, what if Jesus can see you having sex, and how to have a fight while eating a banana. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Assanti Brothers: The Final Chapter

Sun, 23 May 2021 16:35:00 +0000

My 600-lb Life, Season 8, Episode 22 This week, we close out the Assanti saga and Season 7 of Bye Pumkin with the final chapter of their journey. No, they didn't die. I'm just tired of talking about them! Kara (@karabtweets) of Everyone's Business But Mine joins me and we get into Steven Sr's bird killing voice, Justin Assanti's boundaries, and what happens when Steven Assanti gets the Pretty Woman treatment. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Assanti Brothers' Story Part 2

Sun, 16 May 2021 15:20:00 +0000

My 600-lb Life, Season 5, Episode 13 UPDATE: Hey all. This episode should have had a content warning on it for physical and sexual child abuse. I forgot. I’m sorry. Maybe skip this episode if that’s going to be a hard listen for you. This week, we continue the Assanti saga with our guest Rachelle Gabrielle, of How About No and If You Have to Ask. Together we get into why Justin is a part of this show, tv therapy, and whether Steven Assanti is a Karen. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Assanti Brothers' Story Part 1

Sun, 09 May 2021 16:53:00 +0000

My 600-LB Life, Season 5, Episode 13 It's Assanti season...in a special three part arc, we'll explore the Assanti family, their dysfunctions, their character flaws, and their pizza orders. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Kandi and Brandi's Story

Sun, 02 May 2021 15:16:00 +0000

My 600-LB Life, Season 5, Episode 1 This week, we follow Kandi and Brandi, 600-lb twins, as they get on Dr. Now's weight loss plan. We'll get into the creepiness of twins, whether it's standard to be powdering your sister's pussy, and whether I should testify at Dr. Now's malpractice lawsuit. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $5 a month. Just click here and sign up.

JT's Story

Sun, 25 Apr 2021 15:44:00 +0000

My 600-LB Life, Season 8, Episode 4 This week, we follow JT, his bad attitude, and his dog, Bella on his weight loss journey. Along the way, we'll get into some lymphedema talk, a banging taco salad, and whether or not JT met his fiancée three days before he started filming.

Zsalynn's Story

Sun, 18 Apr 2021 15:47:00 +0000

My 600-lb Life, Season 2, Episode 1 This week we check in with Zsalynn, a model fat person, and her husband, the worst man on My 600LB Life. Digressions include Sex And The City, Marcus Limonis, and This Is Us.

Lindsey's Story

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 16:11:00 +0000

My 600 LB Life Season 8, Episode 2 Listen, I'm writing this days after I recorded the episode. I don't know what this episode is about. I don't know what I said. Hopefully, I didn't say anything too wild. I'll have to wait and see.

Lisa's Story

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 16:00:00 +0000

My 600 LB Life: Season 6, Episode 7 Season 7 of Bye Pumkin is finally here. Let's kick off this My 600 LB Life journey with Lisa, a woman who can scream, lie, and give you too much information about her sex life. I'll also get into the ground rules of this season, the ethics of Dr. Now, and whether fat people get fucked. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

AMA 3.27.21

Sun, 28 Mar 2021 15:47:00 +0000

You asked. I answered. Don't expect this to be coherent.

Moving Parts

Sun, 21 Mar 2021 16:55:00 +0000

Moving Parts As we gear up for Season 7 of Bye Pumkin, let's take a little detour over to Trixie Mattel's compelling documentary, Moving Parts. In this episode, Princess chops it up about Drag Race Allstars Season 3, layered business partnerships, and her complicated feelings about Trixie Mattel herself.

Reunion 1 and 2

Sun, 14 Mar 2021 16:00:00 +0000

And just like that, it's time to wrap up season 6 of Bye Pumkin on the Real Housewives of Miami. This week, we get into the reunion of it all, who is still mad, and when to stay in a mama's place. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Elsa Fortells a Storm/Surrounded by Hot Water/Healing Hole

Sun, 07 Mar 2021 16:55:00 +0000

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 13, 14, and 15 Let's go to Bimini! This week, we talk behind people's backs, refuse to look at proof of obvious things, and do shots. Get into it. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Uncomfortably Public Relations/Parents Fly South

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 17:10:00 +0000

Episode Notes Princess is back from her forced vacation. This week, we get into the dinner party from hell, visits from all of the parents, and Elaine's Revenge.

Conflicting Conflict/A Better or Bitter Place

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 18:00:00 +0000

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 9 and 10 This week, it's the aftermath of The Slap. Everyone is taking sides and no on remembers what happened because they were all drunk. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Bras and Brawls I and II

Sun, 07 Feb 2021 17:07:00 +0000

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 7 and 8 This week, we get into the slap of the century, Joe Francis' grossness, and a lot of people fighting in panties. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Eager Beaver/Sexting Candles

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 17:04:00 +0000

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 5 and 6 This week, everybody hates Karent, Joanna is cooking (badly), and Princess has bullied Kara Berry (from Everybody's Business But Mine) onto the show. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

A Mynt Meltdown/She Beat Me to the Tweet

Sun, 17 Jan 2021 16:34:00 +0000

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episodes 3 and 4 This week, Joanna is Dancing with The Gays, Karent is beating Adriana to the tweet, and Princess says you're all grounded. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Text, Lies, and Your Smile is Fake

Sun, 10 Jan 2021 16:04:00 +0000

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episode 2 This week, Mama Else is OK, Adriana is rethinking her "engagement," and Princess wants access to Ana and Rudolpho's phones. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

A Tale of Two Miamis

Sun, 03 Jan 2021 16:06:00 +0000

Real Housewives of Miami, Season 2, Episode 1 Welcome to Season 6 of Bye Pumkin. We start this one off with every possible accent in the world, old money meeting new money, and a medical emergency from a seventy something year old woman who should have been at home with her dog. Get into it! If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Princess Fix My Life 12.27.20

Sun, 27 Dec 2020 11:37:45 +0000

Princess has too many of her own problems to fix so she's distracting herself with ones from the Internet. This is the last show of 2020 so let's go out with a bang. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Dinah or Bust

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 12:01:44 +0000

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 9 This week, Natalie calls it quits, Whitney gets what she gives, and Princess is reluctantly saying goodbye to The Real L Word. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Runaway Bride

Sun, 06 Dec 2020 11:30:00 +0000

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Rose makes amends, fashion week finally arrives for Mikey, and Princess is now in love with Tracey's disrespectful mama. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want to

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 06:27:39 +0000

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Whitney straps up, Jill's chandelier falls, and Princess is tired of Tracy's disrespectful mama. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Family Ties

Sun, 15 Nov 2020 11:10:00 +0000

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 6 This week, Jill is wearing a wig, Mikey fucks up, and Princess is trying to meet people where they are. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Free Pass

Sun, 08 Nov 2020 11:24:00 +0000

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 5 This week, Rose is covered in strippers, Whitney has fucked everyone in LA, and Princess is off topic A LOT. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Gambling with Love

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 11:16:00 +0000

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 4 This week, Jill and Nikki are haggling, Whitney is juggling women, and Princess is rambling on and on and on. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Bromance

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 10:13:00 +0000

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 3 This week, Princess spends a ridiculous amount of time talking about Step Up, Footloose, and K-Pop documentaries. But she also gets around to talking about the episode, including how to run out on your kids, how Romi's one feathered earring turns her on, and why Tori Spelling isn't the hero you need. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Game On

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 10:25:00 +0000

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 2 This week, Princess talks about labels, matching chaotic attachment styles with Rose, and why Tracy and Stamie are her favorites. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Power of the Clam

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 10:23:00 +0000

The Real L Word, Season 1, Episode 1 New season, new show! It's finally time to talk about the Real L Word. In this episode, we'll discuss how women can be fuckboys, introducing your kids to your new girlfriend after four months, and the most boring lesbians in the world. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Spilled Milk

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 10:41:34 +0000

Kendra on Top, Season 3, Episode 1 Now that we've finished up with The Girls Next Door, it's time to take a little side trip over to Kendra on Top. In this episode, we'll ponder at how this show got so many seasons, Kendra's family dynamics, and how they made an hour episode with 10 minutes worth of footage. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Clueless/It's Vegas Baby

Sun, 27 Sep 2020 10:10:00 +0000

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 14 and 15 And just like that, Season 4 of Bye Pumkin has come to an end. It's time to land this puppy and talk about murder mysteries, continuity errors, and how much Hef hates Kendra. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

I'll Take Manhattan/My Kind of Town

Sun, 20 Sep 2020 10:27:00 +0000

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 12 and 13 Princess wants to talk about something besides what a hellscape we live in. So let's follow Holly, Bridget, and Kendra on their promo trips to NYC and Chicago. We get into the View, Christie Hefner, and the sex talk. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Ghostbusted/Grape Expectations

Sun, 13 Sep 2020 10:32:00 +0000

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 10 and 11 I'm back, back, back again. The holiday weekend is over and it's time to get back to work! This week I'm talking about Ghostbusters, Lodi, and which cartoon character Hef reminds me of. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

True Life: I'm Hooked on Molly

Sun, 06 Sep 2020 10:56:00 +0000

Hey, it's a holiday weekend so I'm not working! But I didn't want to leave you guys hanging so here's a bonus episode from the Patreon archives. It features the incomparable Liz Bentley and we get to chat about drugs, enabling, and weird Vegas rave dance troupes. If you liked this episode, remember that there's bonus content like this on the Bye Pumkin Patreon every week. You can join for as little as $1 a month.

Midsummer's Night Dream/Under the Covers

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 10:52:00 +0000

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 8 and 9 This week, I've got Mona (@kirida) from How About No podcast. We talk about Holly cleaning up dildos, think about what it takes to get waxed on camera, and speculate on Hef's toenails. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Operation Playmate/Just Shoot Me

Sun, 23 Aug 2020 10:18:00 +0000

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 6 and 7 This week, the girls are wearing old, used clothing in one episode and posing naked in another one. I get into the Playboy sorority life, whether the staff likes Kendra, and all the continuity errors they forgot to edit out. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

What Happens in Vegas/Fight Night

Sun, 16 Aug 2020 10:15:00 +0000

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 4 and 5 This week, we've got company. Sonia from Rewind the Love Podcast came on to dish about sad day trips to Vegas, how Hugh Hefner led to R Kelly, and making the best out of a bad situation. Follow Sonia on Twitter @soniamariesays and listen to her show, Rewind the Love Podcast If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

New Girls in Town/Happy Birthday Kendra

Sun, 09 Aug 2020 10:37:00 +0000

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episodes 2 and 3 In this episode, we get some visiting playmates and a birthday. Princess gets into how a girlfriend gets on the cover of Playboy, Kendra's family dynamics, and why a liver spotted, bald octegenarian gets to decide who's hot and who's not. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Meet the Girls

Sun, 02 Aug 2020 10:20:00 +0000

The Girls Next Door, Season 1, Episode 1 Welcome to season four of Bye Pumkin and this season, we're headed to that old, decrepit, piss covered den of sin, the Playboy Mansion. In this first episode, we get to meet Holly, Bridget, and Kendra and Princess talks a lot about what's real and what's not real in the pilot. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Growing Up Gotti: Ten Years Later

Sun, 26 Jul 2020 12:55:57 +0000

Growing Up Gotti: 10 Years Later It's the last Growing Up Gotti episode! This week, Princess checks in on the family ten years after the premiere. She gets into what's changed, what's stayed the same, and why she thinks Frankie is giving Rob Kardashian vibes. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Upstate Without a Paddle

Sun, 19 Jul 2020 09:22:00 +0000

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 11 This week, Princess talks about the season finale of the first season of Growing Up Gotti. In this episode, she gets into camping, getting so angry you can't control your petty, and the time she escaped a killer doll. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Dress to Kill

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 10:43:00 +0000

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 10 Princess is back from vacation and doesn't remember how to podcast. But if you're willing to brave this episode, you'll here about how the Gottis think modeling makes you gay, how to dress for a fashion show, and a weird, long story about Princess' granddaddy. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. You can join for just $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Open House of Pain

Sun, 28 Jun 2020 10:55:00 +0000

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 9 This week, Princess is getting ready to go on vacation. But before she goes, she gives you another episode of Growing Up Gotti. In this episode she explains some new changes to the Patreon, why she's on Luigi's side in this one, and what kind of psycho you have to be to buy red ventian blinds. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Paul in the Family

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 11:15:00 +0000

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 8 This week, Princess has a celebrity guest: Troy McEady of Dunzo! Podcast. Together they pretend like this is a Whitney Houston podcast before getting down to business. They talk Old Navy couture, early aughts reality tv, and big dick energy. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

The Godmother

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 10:32:00 +0000

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 7 This week, Princess is up late and loopy. She calls John Gotti a murderer several times, thinks the Gotti boys belong in a zoo, and proclaims Victoria a bad mother and boss. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Dinner Party Animals

Sun, 07 Jun 2020 13:15:49 +0000

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 6 This week, Princess reminds you that she is black and can't stop being black. She also talks about dinner parties, beef wellington, and why she thinks Victoria Gotti is a really bad boss. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Grad to Meet You

Sun, 31 May 2020 10:28:00 +0000

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 5 This week, Princess has to laugh to keep from crying. She talks about event planning, how to be a good assistant and what she would do if someone stole her hair gel. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Loons Over Miami

Sun, 17 May 2020 10:47:00 +0000

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 4

This week, Princess recaps the Gottis in Miami. She talks about family vacays, juvenile pranks, and what being connected to the mob really looks like. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Manscaping

Sun, 10 May 2020 10:43:00 +0000

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 3

This week, Princess talks you through John getting a tattoo and Victoria pretending to be interested in a model/landscaper. She rambles about gross gendered words, useless pop-up graphics, and who signed this minor's tattoo release form. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Mother's Day

Sun, 03 May 2020 10:26:00 +0000

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 2

This week, Princess continues season three of Bye Pumkin with Growing Up Gotti. She talks parenting tactics, gaudy decor, and how to take away a kid's ATV. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Selling the House/Blind Date

Sun, 26 Apr 2020 10:08:00 +0000

Growing Up Gotti, Season 1, Episode 1

This week, Princess starts season three of Bye Pumkin with Growing Up Gotti. She talks filthy white outfits, too long hair, and being a mafia princess. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Bonus Episode: Princess Fix My Life

Sun, 19 Apr 2020 17:29:17 +0000

This week, Princess is doing a bonus episode in between seasons. She gets into eating disorders, crazy exes, and what to do when your mom won't let go of your wisdom teeth. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up.

Bonus Episode: Danny Bonaduce is a Crazy Person

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 10:26:00 +0000

This week, Princess is doing a bonus episode where she wraps up season two of Breaking Bonaduce. She talks about Danny's need to be in relationshp, manipulating children, and the difference between when they laugh with versus whith they laugh at you. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows and here for Mac.

Danny's From Venus (with Liz Bentley)

Sun, 05 Apr 2020 10:05:00 +0000

Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 11

This week, Princess captured the podcast machine known as Liz Bentley and forced her to record an episode. Together they talk about the far reaching effects of addiction, moms named Yvonne, and never picking up your painted owl from Color Me Mine. Follow Liz on Twitter at @bentleyliz1 and Instagram at @featherspod. Listen to her multiple times a week on her podcast Feathers in My Hair and on her Patreon only podcast, Out of Work Liz. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here. If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows and here for Mac.

Bonus Episode: Tiger Queens (with Kara Berry)

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 13:31:17 +0000

Princess and Kara Berry (Everyone's Business But Mine) spend almost three hours talking about Netflix's Tiger King. Kara introduces the term "methosexuals" to Princess. Princess tells Kara she thought someone lost their legs from walking too much. A good time was had by all. You might as well listen because you don't have anywhere to be. Follow Kara on Twitter at @karabtweets and Instagram at @karabgrams. Listen to her multiple times a week on her hilarious podcast Everybody's Business But Mine. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows and here for Mac.

Party of One (with Kara Berry)

Sun, 29 Mar 2020 10:01:00 +0000

Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 10

This week, Princess bullied Kara Berry onto the podcast. Together they talk about reading the room, trusting a hairdresser with terrible extensions, and what it would take to be Danny Bonaduce's perfect wife. Follow Kara on Twitter at @karabtweets and Instagram at @karabgrams. Listen to her multiple times a week on her hilarious podcast Everybody's Business But Mine. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows and here for Mac.

Home Alone

Sun, 22 Mar 2020 10:52:00 +0000

Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 9

This week, Princess is in quarantine and needs a break. She talks about being an introvert, finding something you like on the menu, and how stupid you have to be to try to fight bees. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows and here for Mac.

Daddy's Little Girl

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 10:32:00 +0000

Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 8

This week, Princess talks about being a weird kid, the power of music therapy, and believing your own bullshit. Listen now because this might be the last episode before Princess dies from the 'rona outbreak. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows and here for Mac.

Tough Love

Sun, 08 Mar 2020 10:49:00 +0000

Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 7

This week, Princess talks about new age bullshit, Danny's love language, and how she would get fired from a rehab facility. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows and here for Mac.

Leaving Los Angeles

Sun, 01 Mar 2020 11:05:00 +0000

Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 6

This week, Princess talks about emotional terrorists, parentified children, and the scariest Wahlburg brother. If you're not a member of the Bye Pumkin Patreon, you're missing out on bonus episodes. It's only $1 a month. Just click here and sign up. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows and here for Mac.

Out of Control

Sun, 23 Feb 2020 11:25:02 +0000

Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 5: Out of Control This week, Princess talks about when you should really be scared of Danny Bonaduce, a Dr. Gary makeover, and over the counter medicine. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here: http://tiny.cc/zpz6iz If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows: http://tiny.cc/cqz6iz and here for Mac: http://tiny.cc/6qz6iz

No Time for Love

Sun, 16 Feb 2020 11:50:49 +0000

Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 4: No Time for Love This week, Princess talks about naming your kids weird shit, romance novels, and why male strippers don't flood her basement. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here: http://tiny.cc/zpz6iz If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows: http://tiny.cc/cqz6iz and here for Mac: http://tiny.cc/6qz6iz

Anger Management

Sun, 09 Feb 2020 11:49:00 +0000

Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 3: Anger Management This week, Princess talks about domestic violence, the real work of being a parent, and that time her mother called her a "heifer."* *Also, I know that a "heifer" is a young cow (one that hasn't been bred yet) but I may have said female cow on the recording. I'm too lazy to go back and find out but not too lazy to add this footnote to the episode. Please don't DM me with your cow knowledge! Support this podcast by going to subscribing on http://patreon.com/byepumkin. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here: http://tiny.cc/zpz6iz If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows: http://tiny.cc/cqz6iz and here for Mac: http://tiny.cc/6qz6iz

Dangerous Behavior

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 11:49:00 +0000

Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 2: Dangerous Behavior This week, Princess has almost lost her voice! But if you can stand listening to her sound like The Nanny's stand-in, listen to this episode where she talks about steriods, why she can't go back to Planet Fitness, and that slimeball Gene Simmons. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here: http://tiny.cc/zpz6iz If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows: http://tiny.cc/cqz6iz and here for Mac: http://tiny.cc/6qz6iz

Danny Had an Affair

Sun, 26 Jan 2020 11:00:00 +0000

Breaking Bonaduce, Season 1, Episode 1: Danny Had an Affair This week, Princess and her runny nose jump right into the first episode of Breaking Bonaduce. She gets into the terrifying red ball of fury that is Danny Bonaduce, contractual obligations to have sex with people, and finally solves the mystery of what's wrong with Taraji P. Henson. If you want to watch/download the tv episodes, go here: http://tiny.cc/zpz6iz If you need a video player to watch downloaded episodes in, go here for Windows: http://tiny.cc/cqz6iz and here for Mac: http://tiny.cc/6qz6iz

Bonus Episode: Princess Fix My Life

Sun, 19 Jan 2020 11:21:00 +0000

This week, Princess offers you a palate cleanser as we wait for the next season to start. Press play for a full episode of Princess offering unsolicited life advice to strangers, a la Ms. Iylanla "Rhonda" Vanzant herself. Get into it and come back next week for season two of Bye Pumkin, where Princess takes a deep dive into wild ride that is Breaking Bonaduce. @byepumkinpodcast @okthenprincess

Flavor of Love: Reunited

Sun, 12 Jan 2020 11:01:00 +0000

Flavor of Love, Season 1, Episode 11

Flavor of Decision

Sun, 05 Jan 2020 11:36:00 +0000

Flavor of Love, Season 1, Episode 10

Family Flavors (with Kara Berry)

Sun, 22 Dec 2019 11:30:00 +0000

Flavor of Love, S1, Ep8

Flav's Trippin'

Sun, 15 Dec 2019 11:18:00 +0000

Flavor of Love, S1, Ep7

Interogitted (with Liz Bentley)

Sun, 08 Dec 2019 11:40:17 +0000

Flavor of Love, S1, Ep6

What Happens in Flavor Stays in Flavor

Sun, 24 Nov 2019 10:03:00 +0000

Episode #5 Flavor of Love, S1, Ep5

Flavor of Chicken

Sun, 17 Nov 2019 10:57:00 +0000

Episode #4: Flavor of Love S1, Episode 4

A Friend of Flav’s Is a Friend of Mine

Sun, 10 Nov 2019 11:06:00 +0000

Episode #3 Flavor of Love, Season 1, Episode 3: A Friend of Flav’s Is a Friend of Mine

Rub a Dub Flav

Sun, 03 Nov 2019 13:11:45 +0000

Flavor of Love, S1, E2 Desperation quotient, roller rink nachoes, and the stingray who killed Steve Irwin

Fifteen Beds and a Bucket of Puke

Sun, 27 Oct 2019 07:08:00 +0000

Flavor of Love, Season 1, Episode 1

Intro

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 23:33:47 +0000

Episode Notes An introduction of what's to come...