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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Rambling Forward</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rambling-forward--5733697</link><description><![CDATA[The title says it all. This is my unedited uncensored account of all the halfbrained crap in my life.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/5733697/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Personal Journals</category><copyright>Copyright The Last Bastion of Truth</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a4e01b68ec97f315163ace324de55adb.jpg</url><title>Rambling Forward</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rambling-forward--5733697</link></image><lastBuildDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2026 20:51:10 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:name><itunes:email>feeds@spreaker.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a4e01b68ec97f315163ace324de55adb.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>The title says it all. 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Hopefully, I'll continue to make episodes, and, hopefully, they get better.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>288</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/46f712331276b6302d92774868e1a626.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 12- A Quick Word</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-12-a-quick-word--74996339</link><description><![CDATA[...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/74996339</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2024 12:43:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74996339/draft_1704457838937539_audio.mp3" length="6788075" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>425</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/564a4b564332afb8c04b68f897cab300.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jedi Mind Trick And Other Tricks</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jedi-mind-trick-and-other-tricks--56062083</link><description><![CDATA[After a four-month hiatus, Nuke is back with a brand new, hilarious podcast about the events surrounding his 4th of July weekend, First Friday in Canton, Ohio and his girlfriend's annual sibling renuion/cornhole tournament.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56062083</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2023 13:56:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56062083/draft_1689072928565678_audio.mp3" length="23192973" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After a four-month hiatus, Nuke is back with a brand new, hilarious podcast about the events surrounding his 4th of July weekend, First Friday in Canton, Ohio and his girlfriend's annual sibling renuion/cornhole tournament.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After a four-month hiatus, Nuke is back with a brand new, hilarious podcast about the events surrounding his 4th of July weekend, First Friday in Canton, Ohio and his girlfriend's annual sibling renuion/cornhole tournament.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1450</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9ec9700461e30aec90d6fcf4ae59f598.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 10: I Ain't Got Nothing To Say</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-i-ain-t-got-nothing-to-say--52875434</link><description><![CDATA[You may wanna ignore this episode. Just talking about my uncle's funeral and how my so-called friend tried to hijack the moment by informing me that his "oldest son's mama" died (who does that?). After a week or so, my friend hasn't said one word about this death, nor has there been anything in the obituaries about it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52875434</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Feb 2023 11:07:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52875434/draft_1677579788215283_audio.mp3" length="21055111" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You may wanna ignore this episode. Just talking about my uncle's funeral and how my so-called friend tried to hijack the moment by informing me that his "oldest son's mama" died (who does that?). After a week or so, my friend hasn't said one word...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You may wanna ignore this episode. Just talking about my uncle's funeral and how my so-called friend tried to hijack the moment by informing me that his "oldest son's mama" died (who does that?). After a week or so, my friend hasn't said one word about this death, nor has there been anything in the obituaries about it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1316</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d69215b8897c004584ae9f2fbcf33e96.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 9: Champagne Supernova</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9-champagne-supernova--52826854</link><description><![CDATA[This episode is about precognition, laced marijuana, Alzheimer's disease, healthy doses of toxicity, and closes with the benefits of elderly advice.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52826854</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2023 15:47:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52826854/draft_1677147591458941_audio.mp3" length="41960594" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode is about precognition, laced marijuana, Alzheimer's disease, healthy doses of toxicity, and closes with the benefits of elderly advice.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode is about precognition, laced marijuana, Alzheimer's disease, healthy doses of toxicity, and closes with the benefits of elderly advice.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2623</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/575c71a356cc847e1ee6c2bb4d11589c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 8: This Is What I'm On</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-8-this-is-what-i-m-on--52802901</link><description><![CDATA[Someone told me this awhile back, and , for some odd reason, I decided to make an episode about it. I also rant about ice coffee, everyday heroes, sociopaths, etc.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52802901</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2023 16:10:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52802901/draft_1676973913598226_audio.mp3" length="41754958" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Someone told me this awhile back, and , for some odd reason, I decided to make an episode about it. I also rant about ice coffee, everyday heroes, sociopaths, etc.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Someone told me this awhile back, and , for some odd reason, I decided to make an episode about it. I also rant about ice coffee, everyday heroes, sociopaths, etc.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2610</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6eb0629e55d40b9958aaf460d3d6dfa6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 7: Sincere About Being Insincere</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-7-sincere-about-being-insincere--52788275</link><description><![CDATA[Got another "important" call from my friend, this weekend. He called to inform me that his oldest son's mama had died. He didn't mention anything other than that. He just said that he didn't see the point of texting this. Considering the phone call lasted 3 minutes, I thought, "dude, you could have sent this in a text." I'm not trying to be funny, but the conversation was brief and lacked any information. In fact, he got made when I asked if he was close to her, and when I expressed that some people can care less about the the death of their baby mamas. Besides, I didn't know the woman. Also, two of my relatives died, last week, and the guy didn't wish me any condolences or anything. LOL.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52788275</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2023 10:51:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52788275/draft_1676887073848291_audio.mp3" length="32068336" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Got another "important" call from my friend, this weekend. He called to inform me that his oldest son's mama had died. He didn't mention anything other than that. He just said that he didn't see the point of texting this. Considering the phone call...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Got another "important" call from my friend, this weekend. He called to inform me that his oldest son's mama had died. He didn't mention anything other than that. He just said that he didn't see the point of texting this. Considering the phone call lasted 3 minutes, I thought, "dude, you could have sent this in a text." I'm not trying to be funny, but the conversation was brief and lacked any information. In fact, he got made when I asked if he was close to her, and when I expressed that some people can care less about the the death of their baby mamas. Besides, I didn't know the woman. Also, two of my relatives died, last week, and the guy didn't wish me any condolences or anything. 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Also, I discuss the most important lesson of chess.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52694624</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2023 16:18:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52694624/draft_1676024996169072_audio.mp3" length="36710609" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Everyone wants to be the king, but the truth is, more-than-likely, you're not the king but you know a king. If you know one, it's probably in your best interest to protect him. In this episode, I talk about kings, as well as the fools who surround...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Everyone wants to be the king, but the truth is, more-than-likely, you're not the king but you know a king. If you know one, it's probably in your best interest to protect him. In this episode, I talk about kings, as well as the fools who surround them. Also, I discuss the most important lesson of chess.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2295</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/41fadd1b59998f9deda3c45ac5e79ccc.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 5: It Feels Good To Be Real</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-5-it-feels-good-to-be-real--52693874</link><description><![CDATA[After a few individuals have gotten my car with guns, it's time to purchase a metal scanners. While I have no problem with any fool whom chooses to carry a gun, I do have issue with punks who burnish guns illegally. These jokers will attest to being "real," but the mere fact that they hop in people's card without letting them know they're carrying gun is testimony to how fake they are. Bottom line: if you get pulled over and these fools are in your car, they're not going to fess up to owning the gun. Also, I talk about communication, assumption and working on finding a new co-host for my other podcast. But-- who knows-- I may end up having a co-host for thus podcast.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52693874</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2023 14:59:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52693874/draft_1675939466179894_audio.mp3" length="30885929" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After a few individuals have gotten my car with guns, it's time to purchase a metal scanners. While I have no problem with any fool whom chooses to carry a gun, I do have issue with punks who burnish guns illegally. These jokers will attest to being...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After a few individuals have gotten my car with guns, it's time to purchase a metal scanners. While I have no problem with any fool whom chooses to carry a gun, I do have issue with punks who burnish guns illegally. These jokers will attest to being "real," but the mere fact that they hop in people's card without letting them know they're carrying gun is testimony to how fake they are. Bottom line: if you get pulled over and these fools are in your car, they're not going to fess up to owning the gun. Also, I talk about communication, assumption and working on finding a new co-host for my other podcast. But-- who knows-- I may end up having a co-host for thus podcast.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1931</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6983345e358a2e8545657e18992e4a31.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 4: It's So Hard To Say Goodbye</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-4-it-s-so-hard-to-say-goodbye--52648416</link><description><![CDATA[Still haven't talked to my friend, since out disagreement. And my night of drinking way too much.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52648416</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2023 11:23:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52648416/draft_167568127882999_audio.mp3" length="12621531" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Still haven't talked to my friend, since out disagreement. And my night of drinking way too much.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Still haven't talked to my friend, since out disagreement. And my night of drinking way too much.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>789</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/34bc6fa78b93213af40dc1039f60d3d2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ep. 3- No One Cares About The Certificates You Earned While You Were In Prison</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-3-no-one-cares-about-the-certificates-you-earned-while-you-were-in-prison--52200214</link><description><![CDATA[Every year millions of individuals are incarcerated and subjugated to an insidious form of brainwashing that diminishes their hopes, dreams and concepts of the world. These inmates perception of the world becomes stunted and many of them, upon release, become walking, living parodies of manhood. This isn't a comprehensive examination of it, but this episode briefly examines the problem.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52200214</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2022 02:08:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52200214/draft_1671104490995364_audio.mp3" length="35692042" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Every year millions of individuals are incarcerated and subjugated to an insidious form of brainwashing that diminishes their hopes, dreams and concepts of the world. These inmates perception of the world becomes stunted and many of them, upon...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Every year millions of individuals are incarcerated and subjugated to an insidious form of brainwashing that diminishes their hopes, dreams and concepts of the world. These inmates perception of the world becomes stunted and many of them, upon release, become walking, living parodies of manhood. This isn't a comprehensive examination of it, but this episode briefly examines the problem.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2231</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d58c8429b557e2ba4829369b6fd56377.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ep.2- Consensual Thought Doesn't Make It Right</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-2-consensual-thought-doesn-t-make-it-right--52189788</link><description><![CDATA[Just because a lot of people believe something doesn't make it right or true. This episode continues where episode one left off and begins to lay the groundwork for future episodes.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52189788</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2022 00:08:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52189788/draft_1671018250181603_audio.mp3" length="38555898" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Just because a lot of people believe something doesn't make it right or true. This episode continues where episode one left off and begins to lay the groundwork for future episodes.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Just because a lot of people believe something doesn't make it right or true. This episode continues where episode one left off and begins to lay the groundwork for future episodes.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2410</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e1d5fa54b488490ee5206f06e452a6dd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Princess Leah Wasn't Hot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/princess-leah-wasn-t-hot--52161009</link><description><![CDATA[This episode is about whether Princess Leah was hot or not. Somehow this the fallout from this silly conversation evolved into an avalanche, which proved that Princess Leah is a national treasure. Never underestimate the power of Fandom.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52161009</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2022 12:29:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52161009/draft_1670845846499336_audio.mp3" length="21690409" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Last Bastion of Truth</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode is about whether Princess Leah was hot or not. Somehow this the fallout from this silly conversation evolved into an avalanche, which proved that Princess Leah is a national treasure. Never underestimate the power of Fandom.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode is about whether Princess Leah was hot or not. Somehow this the fallout from this silly conversation evolved into an avalanche, which proved that Princess Leah is a national treasure. Never underestimate the power of Fandom.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1356</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7c2745ccb5848642eb579d3f043717ff.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
