Rukus Juice

Something, Something, Klanasauras....Philbilly San Diego Ain't Here

Wed, 10 Jun 2026 14:28:06 +0000

Welcome to another long overdue episode of the show you love to try and find, Rukus Juice. Lol

Welcome back tall! Hard R Cafe is serving up a few and it's been quite awhile. Ol Philbilly and I are back at it, filling in the gaps like an extra at an orgy.

This one is solid as always, explaining the many pitfalls of a weekly podcast, and how we keep finding them. We talk about the total Rockstar that is stopping our progress and how we wish the little guy luck....all the way to that Draft Night.

Get that bingo card ready cause this episode is crazy....we trash a few movies...talk about some Bernthal Punisher...reminiscing over the post cartoon PSAs....or just rolling in the greatness that were 80/90s cartoons.

Find out about The Sunglasses Incident and somehow we talk about getting rimmed in a hatchback...? We don't even know anymore, but it's great to be back, sincerely.

Don't know when the next episode will go up, so rock this one in good health. We WILL be back.

Spung-Broke '26

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 16:20:35 +0000

Oh boy...

Welcome to a much needed and delayed edition of Rukus Juice. Tjis was supposed to go up quite awhile ago, but the ability to be able to record is still in the difficult range right now with dear ol Philbilly and I being all over the place. No, this isn;t the end, we are just grinding out episodes when we can. We promise we will return to OUR version of normal. This is our Spring Break episode, so like I said, it's a bit old, but worth your time, trust me.

Don't think this episode ain't fuckin special cause you're reading this all sad and shit. lol. Oh no, it's another crass filled romp, I just had to let yall know we ain't doing the Beatles break up thing. lol

Trust me, you'll definatley want to listen to THIS episode.

You Know What Ol Jack Burton Says At A Time Like This

Wed, 04 Mar 2026 15:30:04 +0000

Yep, this is the episode where you find out...not really, but it's another episode of Rukus Juice, that's for damn sure. Hard R Cafe has been a bit dusty, but the doors are open, and the filthy sweet Rukus Juice is flowing!

Welcome back, do something with that shitty coat of yours, sit down, and let's go! Playing catchup is always boring as hell, but for some reason, we see fit to record ours, and play it for you. We don't really have boring convos, whoch is why we thought we were cool enough to play them for you. lol We're assholes, huh? This one's a doozy of a dope ass episode. I mean, we talk Kim Cattral's hotness, what it takes to make a good cheesecake, old school weed goals, even a nostolgic stop off for a Red Apple hotdog or two. This is one of those episodes that reminds me why we do this, for the love of the thing. We're like the Temu Moss and Willkiams...but funnier.

This new episode is the shit, check it out!

Emma and The Jizzy Footed Drug Addicts

Wed, 11 Feb 2026 15:30:03 +0000

Hola bar patrons, the Hard R Cafe is definitely open for business!

Rukus Juice is on tap and we gonna let this one burn in your chest. Lol. As old Philbilly would put it, the Ice-pocalypse is over and it's business as usual, kinda. We discuss the trials and tribulations of keeping the show weekly during moving/house/life shit, and may have to switch it up. Since we haven't REALLY chatted since the whole Epstein ordeal started, you SO get out first hand take one what the holy hell is REALLY going on....with our own spin. Toss in the wonderful bits of self depreciation, our oh so special world views, mix in a few trips down memory lane, and you've got yourself one hell of an episode. It's kinda our thing. Philly and Brocephus are back yall.

Oh and I'll post the pics that go with this one later.

I Know You've Got More Than One Asshole

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 16:04:23 +0000

Hello all and welcome to the Hsrd R Cafe. Doors are a bit dusty and oit smells a little funny, but it's never a better time for a bit of Rukus Juice!

After taking another week off, the snow and shit came...for some of us. Catching up is so hard to do when life gets crazy, so this bad boy of an episaode was LONG overdue. Philbilly and Brocephus, getting old as hell, in real time.

Sentiments aside, this is all sorts of Rukus Style Reunion 101! We don't have these cute, bouncy, running the hills, kinda slow hug thing...Ours is a bit more unhinged. Find out about my doomsday prep for the wintery stuff and ol Philbilly becoming a home care nurse/construction guy. From cabin fever, to more Predator questions, to a fantastic rundown of hood/gangster flicks, it's a good time episde for sure. Lol

No matter the poison, welcome back to OUR welcome back...and find out where the AWESOME title of this episode comes from...

Welcome to Rukus Juice!

Clickety Click-Click

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 15:30:08 +0000

Hello all and welcome back to the Hard R Cafe for your favorite podcast, Rukus Juice!

We're back! I don't know if I can say better than ever, but we kick ass all the same. This is the long awaited return of the show after all the holiday stuff and whatnot, so we figured a real ass catch up episode was far overdue. Like all the other catch ups, you get some behind the scenes look on this on. No one's about to cry or no shit like that, but we give you a good run of what the last month has been like. Philbilly is still the man, I'm still the myth, and the show is still heading for that legend status, so dropping this episode among the greats isn't too hard. lol.

We missed yall and we hoped you missed us, cause if not, that "all 17 of you" (Philbilly's words), may have dropped even lower. lol. I hope not, cause Rukus is about to ensue.

Hope you enjoy this as much as we enjoyed making it. Welcome back weirdos!

Grab A Fistful Of Coke And Bring It!

Wed, 17 Dec 2025 16:14:04 +0000

Hello all and welcome to another RANDOM episode of Rukus Juice. The Hard R Cafe was open and you're favorite barkeeps are tired. Christmas is in the air and that ALWAYS makes shit more chaotic, so this isn't the wrestling episode. We need to give that one better respect and let it cook. Also, we've gotten a few entries for the list, but please, feel free to toss more wrestlers at us.

Welcme to the random. These "catch ups" are our favorite kind of random episodes. This is where you really get us at our chattiest and rawest ever. These aare the convos that made us decide to do a show in the first place. You get it all in this one. An inspired Waffle House fight porn story, our love for everything Reiner, our love for Christmas movies, air traffic control stories, all of it. Oh yeah, and lots of Marvel.This is Ol Philbilly and I at what I think is our very best. Just two buddies gwettinjg caught up......in true Hard R Cafe/ Rukus Juice fashion, of course. Enjoy this one like a goofd sip of whiskey, cause we sure as fuck did.

Public Didd-emy Number One

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 16:14:01 +0000

Hello all and welcome to yet another pulse pounding episode of Rukus Juice!

If there is ONE thing other than high school stoner Jesus that we talk about ALOT, it's this whole mess with Sean Combs aka Diddy. Ever since the raids and allegations and the such, we've been some chatty bitches about it all, so the moment we found out about 50 Cent's documentary, we been waiting like kids at Christmas.

Now, its been dropped. Its been released. The doc is out and you KNOW we had to go deep on this shit. Ya know, its the Hard R Cafe...and you know that Philbilly and I are going to go hard in the paint.

Put your feet up, cause it's gametime, here, on another awesome ass episode of Rukus Juice!

Time To Build The Locker Room

Wed, 03 Dec 2025 15:30:08 +0000

The Hard R Cafe is open for business and oddly enough, that business is wrasslin!

Welcome to another extra special episode of Rukus Juice babay! We had an idea and we ran with it. Sticking to the script as we are so known for doing, we started building our wresling locker room for our promotion. It seemed like just another kinda silly idea to fill the timestamps, but this mofo picked up a life of it's own. We started creating storylines for the wrestling personalities and gimmicks that would be featured in our very own wrestling company. Hell, we are even extending this episode out so all yall can get in on it! We'll iron out all the details later, but get your gimmick caps on, cause we want YOU guys to toss us some bracket entries. You have to listen to see exactly what we are talking about, but you can be a part of Rukus Juice history...hell, we may even toss in a prize pack.

You know what, just give it a listen. Ol Philbilly and I poured some happy into this one for yet another way to get past Hump Day. Grab your glass, it's time for a little Rukus Juice.

Gobble It Up For Daddy

Wed, 26 Nov 2025 15:30:08 +0000

It's that special time of year where you open your mouth and take it all in...Turkey Day dinner, that is. Sick sons of...anyways, welcome to another bang up episode of Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open for business, with the smells of what WE deem as the perfect Thanksgiving dinner spread. No brackets, no final fights, no narrowing down...it's all love as we set the table for the foodathon before us.

In only the way that WE can.

Imagine a fantastically nostalgic eepisode, mixed with insults and your favorite food. What's not to like? Plus, thios is one of those "us catching up" episodes. Pure, fucking, gold.

Hope you all have a solid holiday, and come on down and grab a shot of Rukus Juice!

I'm Getting An Arm Thingy And Cornrows

Wed, 19 Nov 2025 16:08:25 +0000

Hello all...drunkards and the such. Time to get your fix of Rukus Juice! Welcome to The Hard R Cafe!

Ol Philbilly and I take it nice and chill on this one, with one of the most nostalgic, NON wrestling convos ever. I always show up late as shit to the party, so guess who JUST watched The Last Dance?

Not the dance MTV movie thing with fine ass Kerry Washington, the Bulls documentary. I can't believe it, it's a normal convo. lol. Trust me, it;s very Rukus Juice, but it's a fantastic trip dow memory lane about basketball and childhood. Who am I kidding, we absolutley strill say some sideways shit, but it's rather tame.

Darth Vader and His 6AM Mistakes

Wed, 12 Nov 2025 15:30:09 +0000

It's Wednesday and you always seem to show up for our special ass brand 'o bullshit, but we love making this Rukus Juice for, so the Hard R Cafe is OPEN!

We always aim to do new things with the show and have fun in different ways other than insult one another. So we brought back a guest to do it with us, HA!

Welcome back Kaya, our able bodied guest, who has to come get a fair shake after the "Vader Debacle". (No. We don't really call it that)

Anyways, he kicks open the cafe doors, pulls up a chair, and starts drinking with the best of 'em. All metaphors and similes aside, he came back for a way less noisy chill session, and we were lucky to have him. Yeah, this is just about everything that you could possibly want out of a random episode. If you've ACTUALLY read all this, then you gotta listen. Hell, even if you didnt read this, listen anyways.

Bars open.

Finishing First In Our Threeway

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 17:20:42 +0000

Welcome to the craziness that is Rukus Juice! The Hard R Cafe is open and biy do we have a surprise for you, we have a whole guest!

Ol Philbilly LOVES his wrasslin so much, that we bring in outside talent, with a twist. Meet Kaya, a first time...well, never listened kinda guy, that Igo flexes his wrestling questions on.

The sound may be a bit special, but we puch our recording to the limits with this one. If you DON'T do the whole wrestling thing, then this episode prolly isnt for you, but you should listen anyways. Lol.

Enjoy...it's a threeway!

Hush, Cause I Never Said Poltergeist

Wed, 29 Oct 2025 14:30:08 +0000

It's Wednesday, so you know what that means....day drinking, ENGAGE!

Welcome to another crazy good episode of Rukus Juice! The world's greatest host duo is back...we don't know which show they are on, but it ain't this one. This is THE Hard R Cafe. This is Rukus Juice! Drunken Spartan kick and all.

It's time to supply all of America's little costumed tots with sugar...oh yeah, this is a Halloween episode. If this one sucks, iot was ALL Philbilly's idea, got it? Good.

In this episode, we talk about the movies that are creepy, slimey, scary, or just unsettling. Seeing as how we are both grown ass men and one of us will prolly never listen to this episode out of slight feelings of unease, I'd say it's worth a listen. Ol' Igo and I go over a good solid shot of the movies that creep us out, as well as some flicks that are just classics. I don't do much of horror, but this was a fun one top do. There is something about a good horror or suspense movie that sticks with you and keeps giving you that unsettled feeling everytime you watch it. Have fun listening to this one. I won't lol

Oh yeah, I didn't say Poltergeist. Just listen, you'll get it.

Ol' Joystick Mick

Wed, 22 Oct 2025 14:30:08 +0000

Welcome one and all to yet another episode of Rukus Juice, where we pride ourselves on licking the tastiest windows on the bus.

The Hard R Cafe has given you some pretty interesting episodes with old Philbilly and I at the helm, so why should we change that up?

Random is as random does, so since our minds hurt alot less when we don't have to do any homework, we shipped you a random. Lol.

The highs and lows of this one run deep as we discuss D'Angelo's passing and run as far as the adorableness of the Chair Force. We discuss a certain NC/WV native's possible run for public office, and all the perks that come with.

I could keep going on and on, but then there would be no surprises...but there IS a Madden challenge thrown down...

It's the Hard R Cafe, it's time for Rukus Juice, so let the Chaos and Meyhem ensue!

Spread That Opening, You Bad Boy

Wed, 15 Oct 2025 14:30:08 +0000

Hello ya drunkards and welcome back to the infamous Hard R Cafe, cause it's time to get rowdy with some Rukus Juice!

How do ya like that title?

YEah, so my main man Philbilly has this crazy ass list of show topics that we NEVER use. lol, I know, I know...well we don't use it this time either. The idea of a topic themed show scares us at times, so we did a nice theme that was plucked outta thin air. In this ever so special episode, we discuss our favoritve small screen baddies. This shit was actually kinda fun. lol. I honestly keep forgetting at times how cool Igo is to be honest, I mean, I'm WAY cooler, but he ain't bad. Come and sit while we run through our fav picks, all set up by a shit-tastic opener by yours truly. Baddies was the focus and I think we hit our target.

Come and get some if this Rukus Juice cause the bar is open.

Oh yeah, calm your shit cause I said FAVORITES, not best. lol

Swayze, Hospital Murder, And Shish Kabitches

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 14:30:07 +0000

Hey yall, this is Jabbo. Welcome to the show, again. Ya know, this is TECHICALLY our 100th episode on Rukus Juice, so thanks for putting up with Philbilly. I know he can be a handful. Anyways..thanks for hanging in there with us, and we will continue to say all the horrible things that you can imagine.

Hard R Cafe is what we dubbed the convos that we sling, because they are crass. We didn't AIM to have the type of convos we do, it just happens....as you'll hear in this episode. There isn't anything crazy to this one, but this was just a phone convo, that was sprinkled with bits and pieces that COULD make this an episode. After listening to it again, I thought, why not. You're just here for the magic on these tapes as you "feel our heat". lol

This convo episode is all over the place, but if you want to see two people skip around talking about Patrick Swayze, we got you. Wanna hear some back and forth on the Charlie Sheen doc? We got you. You're not gonna find the secrets to the universe here is what I'm saying, but you'll a;ways find a lil rukus. Enjoy the new episode of Rukus Juice and thanks again.

Welcome to White-kanda

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 00:11:54 +0000

YOh boy, it's late but it's great...time to open the doors to the Hard R Cafe for some Rukus Juice!

Oh boy is this one fresh squeezed. It's a good morning chat about the wonderful world of Peacemaker and Gen V. Oh don't worry, there are way more interesting things to talk about on this wonderful first day of the government lockdown. lol. It's another amazing random episode of Rukus Juice where ol Jabbroni decides to poke the bear that is Philbilly about his love for Earth X. We roll over some recent awesome TV, gush over one kids athletic blessing, and say a bunch of interesting things about other. lol

you know what this is, it's game time. Welcome to Rukus Juice!

We Want Our MTV

Wed, 24 Sep 2025 17:39:15 +0000

You know, here at Rukus Juice. we pride ourselves on being masters of conversation and great manipulators of words....NAW!

Welcome To The Cafe with Hard R in it's name where we slang the Rukus Juice. We took our time crafting a really good episode that's fil;led with the love that only old school MTV provided. No jokes, no bullshit....well, yes, lots of jpkes and bullshit, but this one's for the Gen Xers baby! We ta;l Music Television, in some of it's finest offerings that it plopped into our homes daily. Can't say much more other than, you'll LOVE this episode, and it's got a lil length to it to msker up for last week. Enjoy this juice baby!

Fans From The Winds Of Hell

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 00:10:56 +0000

Welcome to what may actually be our shortest episode of Rukus Juice ever!

It's pretty racy, still full of the craziness you love, but not as long. It's kinda like a mini candy bar.

Anyways, when ol Philbilly says "give em a sip", we give them a damned sip! We cram in everything we can before the draw of dad duties and work break this one up.

Hey, at least we keep on topic. Trust me, this is a wild ride like every other episode, just in a smaller compact size.

Welcome to the Hard R Cafe and welcome to a rambunctious guzzle of Rukus Juice!

Watching Charlie Sheen Bang Randos In The House Of Rump

Wed, 10 Sep 2025 14:30:08 +0000

Well, you know what day it is. You musta walked through the doors of the Hard R Cafe this morning to make yourself feel a bit better, huh?

Yeah...you picked the wrong place for that. Lol. If you'd like to hear our take on Bambi's mom getting iced? Right place.

Hear about Charlie Sheen banging stuff? Right place.

The contributions of the American workforce on the world stage? Nope. That's a few doors down, Im sure.

Can Crisco be used as an effective lube? Once again, right place.

You see, what I'm getting at here, is that you're listening to Rukus Juice. It's a random episode (blame Philbilly), but this isn't where you're gonna hear alot of clean and shiney nice stuff. I mean, it isn't ALL crass.

Or is it?

Anyways, you know what you're here for. Dont act surprised. Let's get our Juice on!

Raw Dogged Day Afternoon

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 00:21:48 +0000

Ok, blah blah blah RUKUS JUICE! YAAY!

This episode wasn't supposed to happen, but ol Philbilly wanted to get one high and fast across the plate, so gametime it is.

The Cafe is open, Hard R that is, so you know what's up. Here ya go....

Bo-Berry Biscuit Beatdown

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 15:00:22 +0000

Rukus Juice is back being served up at the place with the name you love to say, The Hard R Cafe!

Oh this one is a semi guided missile aimed at we don't know what, but be prepared. For what you ask? A SEMI Superman review, a wonderful convo about this CRAZY Raj Jackson situation, and Brocephus' decent into Oswald State Correctional Facility.

Just listen. I mean, you know what we do, and who you're gonna have to pray to forgiveness afterwards, so get moving. Go ahead. Press play. Its Rukus Juice baby!

Veeted Up My Prison Wallet

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 14:30:07 +0000

HUMP DAY HAS NEVER TASTED SO GOOD!

That's prolly a complete lie, but..ya know. Have to "big up" the show. Lol

Ahem...Welcome to the Hard R Cafe, the only place that serves up Rukus Juice!

Ah, the refreshing smell of another random episode! Prison wallet is in the title, so you KNOW it's gonna be dope. We're don't go ALL gross and insane. We sprinkle in some awesome ATC stuff...and then starts the carnage. Trust me, there is shit we had to leave off this one. Lol. The self proclaimed Johnny Cash of ATC and Brocephus are spinning yarns and talking shit as always.

Racist schools, Sinners, White Claw, breakfast sammie obsessions....damn of we don't cram it all in like an interracial airtight scene.

What else can I say? Its Rukus Juice...

Uurup Uurup or The Sounding Jamboree

Wed, 13 Aug 2025 19:17:55 +0000

Oh boy is the Hard R Cafe popping right now....WITH RUKUS JUICE!

Its another thrilling, funny, nasty, and informative episode, where we just let it all hang out...and then let someone jam a swizzlestick in it!

Ever been sounded? You better. You're gonna! Its another wonderful ass wild episode where we just jump into the special sections of our randomness and let it fly.

Trust me, you'll enjoy it. At the very least, learn how to pronounce this episode. Lol

Dust Off Your Hat, Short Brown

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 02:58:23 +0000

Whew...almost didn't make it. HA!

Time to get some JUICE! The Hard R Cafe is open and it's fuckin GAMETIME!

Phone have been replaced, vacays are over, and we are back. We show our age a little with this one, reminiscing over the glory that was MTV News. Seriously. No...for real.

If not gushing over Serena or Ananda, we ride the Indy wave. Like, bad. No matter how much dirt we accidentally toss on that jacket, the fedora always gets put back on, and we get slapped like the two lil podcast hoes we are. Come and hear about my random run with R&B, or how celebrated Philbilly's SIX FOOT JUSTIN BIEBER CUT OUT really is.

This one is a doozy. Grab your glass ese, cause it's gonna get weird. Welcome back to Rukus Juice!

Red River Reception

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 18:05:45 +0000

Oh boy...you're gonna need a drink for this one. Thank the toaster that the Hard R Cafe is open and Rukus Juice is on tap.

Oh boy, do we have an episode for you. This is mainly an hour long Jabbo rant about a crazy ass day in his crazy ass life. Cool thing is, what could make talking about a shittu day better? DOING IT ON A PODCAST EPISODE WITH YOUR BESTIE!

Phones, river rape, kayaks, death, Hulk Hogan, Izzy, ICE snitching, redneck accents....maybe some racially insensitive comments. I mean, at this point, it's a mixed bag. You know what, just listen to it. Jabbo whines. Alot.

But his voice is so soothing.

WELCOME BACK TO RUKUS JUICE!

We Left The Recordy Thingy On

Wed, 23 Jul 2025 14:30:07 +0000

The summer hiatus is done and over with and it's time to get back to slanging juice...

Welcome Back folks to The Hard R Cafe, home of the one and only Rukus Juice!

It's been a long ass, hot, sticky, summer, but we've gotten the proper counseling and we're prepared to show you where it touched us. Little dolls and all that jazz.

So what di we do? We just give you a whole ass phone convo. Seriously. Wanna know what it's like to catch up with us in real time? Well, kinda?

No "here's what you're in for". No warning. No "be prepared". None of that shit. We're all friends here. Lol

Hard R Cafe is open and dope as fuuuuuck. We're back baby. Enjoy!

Black Dylan Never Had The Makings Of A Varsity Athlete

Wed, 11 Jun 2025 15:05:57 +0000

Welcome back folks to the Hard R Cafe! IT feels like the break took a toll on us both a bit, so it's time to play catch up. This is almost as "behind the scenes" as you'll get with us. It's not like we don't have these convos any other time, it's just that our catch ups don't always make the show.

Well, this one did. lol. With good reason as youll hear, but it had to be posted. We always get all honest and whatnot with you guys, toss in alot of crass, and keep the camera rolling, so this episode isn't a stretch. Enjoy the eff out of this one, cause we enjoyed making it. Bar's open for some Rukus Juice!

Welcome To Smutty Wetumpka Professional Wrestling

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 22:06:35 +0000

Welcome Back!

Even the best have to take a break, so we figured we were ok to do it too, but the bar is fuckin open, the Hard R Cafe sign is blazing, and it's time to serve up some Rukus Juice!

The break is ocver. but we are back in our groove. Oh, you want another wresting episode you say? We got you covered. My partner in crime and I go over some of the best entrences in wrestling history and what the folks that did them mean to the industry. It's always a good ytime when we talk the squared circle...and fill in the holes with random ass stories and such. I mean, c'mon, what the hell else do you listen to us for?

It's good to be back at the bar, where everyone has seen you before. lol.

Welcome back for another episode of Rukus Juice!

Drop The Shrimp And Run Enrique or It's Equate Brand

Wed, 14 May 2025 17:32:53 +0000

Dear Rukus Juice Fans, boy are you in for a treat. It's an exclusive behind the scenes episode of your favorite podcast. We made the switch and are still feeling finicky about it. What do we do, we talk about it. All the failures and shortcomings and what we plan to do about them...or not.

It doesn't get much more lighthearted and fun as this...sprinkled with a heavy hand of inappropriate crazy shit. Oh yeah, it's a special episode alright....

...we even have the Return Of The Predator, and not your Uncle Chris.

Hard R Cafe is open and ready to slang some RUKUS JUICE...sit yo ass down.

Havin Rukus Juice, Down By The Riverside

Wed, 07 May 2025 18:43:13 +0000

Better late than never, but the Hard R Cafe has opened it's doors, and it's time for a little Rukus Juice!

We miss Skype, kinda. So much in fact that we dedicated a whole ass episode to being freaked out over the move, but we pull off some pretty basic shit. What else do you do when you finally fix your problem, you don't have a planned episode, so you wing it like a motherfucker.

It's been a while since we had a back and forth cause we've both been crazy busy, but these episodes are so much fun. We get to cacth up on all the TV shows that we've been going on and on about watvching, mixed in withTONS of other wonderful nonsense that make these episodes pure gold.

Bars open, so get some of this Rukus Juice!

The Righteous Cobra Style And The Coked Up Wrestlemania

Wed, 30 Apr 2025 14:30:07 +0000

Hello all and welcome back to Rukus Juice! Ya know, we named it th Hard R Cafe cause it gets a lil special in here from time to time...like alot, and this week is no different. Rememeber that one time you didn't care about Kanye's rants and still don't, but myself and West Virginia's Pride of North Carolina kept talking about it anyway? Yeah, some of that mess landed here. lol Never fear, there is WAY more messed up stuff packed into this doozy of a random before we buckle down to enlist in camp once more. I wish I could say these episodes were filled with nuggets of awesome that will get you through life, but unless you need to learn to hide stuff in your prison wallet, you're prolly at a teeny loss. But...

...If you want bad accents, fever dreams about jail, cocaine, some Kardashian bashing, and some pretty awesome wrestling talk, then holy fuck are you the luckiest person on the while damned planet.

I'm Brocephus, he's the almighty Philbilly, and welcome to the Hard R Cafe! Sit the fuck down and sip some juice.

Cheque Fraud And Prison Weddings

Wed, 23 Apr 2025 14:30:07 +0000

Dear Sweet Teenjus, the Hard R Cafe is open and you know what THAT means...thay it's time to serve up some Rukus Juice.

Random. As. All. Fuck. You know you love the random episodes we make with all abandon tossed out the shitter window, and this is prolly our most grown up and responsible episode EVER. Be prepared for grown folks talk. Seriously.

Prison weddings and relationships. Being human in the Age of Information. Daredevil and great television. Prison sex.

We ALWAYS fit prison sex in there somewhere. Its a fantastic and revealing episode that's sure to stick with you til the next one....or some shit like that.

WELCOME TO ANOTHER RUKUS JUICE!

Class Of '97, Hip Hop Edition

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 01:15:01 +0000

Welcome to The Hard R Cafe, where you can order up the best podcast ever, Rukus Juice!

The dynamic duo fires this shit across homepage with no time to spare, cause the one they call Brocephus has finger issues. No matter, cause they boys are built for shit like this. A slight shift and re-recorded gold, and wr stoll have an episode. Late or not, this isn't one to miss. It's all about the bestest hip hop albums that dropped in the year of our toaster, 1997. Oh yeah. This one is a doozy. Some good music worship here mixed with the formula of crass and class that you all have grown to love. Better late than never we say...and what's wrong with a night cap?

Welcome back to the Hard R, for a lil Rukus Juice!

Everything AND The Kitchen Sink

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 17:02:23 +0000

Welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice...and oh boy. Well, when your show is named after alcohol, you're bound to endulge every once and again, so why not THIS episode, huh? HUH?

Brocephus tips the jug a tad too much and we're off to the races. Philbilly and the drunkard leap from subject to subject with a grace that they normally don't manage sober. You name it, the episode has it. Conspiracy theories, old war tales, weed, making fun of...everyone, and more of the wonderful shit that you love the show for. Also, you get a peep into next week's PLANNED episode. What's not to love?

The Hard R Cafe is open for business, so it's time for a lil Rukus Juice!

Uh, What's On Linda's Face?

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 14:30:07 +0000

Welcome back to the Bar With The Hard R for another episode of Rukus Juice! Oh, you wanna raw dog a rando...episode you say? We got ya covered. Come and catch up with us in our oh so important pop culture covering back and forth, and be either disgusted, or entertained. That's right, we're back...and we GOTTA talk Linda Hogan. Holy Crap...where do we begin...or end? Silver Fox Productiona makes a few more predictions and we talk the current landscape of wrestling. What's NOT to love? Turn up the juice, for a new episode of Rukus Juice!

I C What Cena Did There

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 14:30:07 +0000

The Hard R Cafe is open and abuzz with some wrasslin...so let's get the "Welcome To Rukus Juice" out the way.

So, the John Cena heel turn has become a thing of unbelievable legend, with storylines looming, and endless possibilities. What the fuck does THAT mean? You're in luck, cause Philbilly has got what you need. Our resident expert in matters of the squared circle ponders several historical wrestling questions, to which that other guy, Brocephus, tries to answer.

Oh yes, it's a wrestling episode. Toss in a GREAT idea for an elderly porn studio, and you've got a classic episode. Only one way to find out how classic it REALLY is.

The Rukus Juicer or The Frozen Mona Lisa

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 14:30:07 +0000

THIS EPISODE IS GROSS.

There. Warned ya! Bar's open at the ol Hard R Cafe, so it's time to serve up some JUICE.

Well, there is no other way to say it, this episode is about gross ass sex stuff. Actually, heard of the Angry Dragon? Or do you know what a "blumkin" is? What about the good old Dirty Sanchez? Rusty Trombone anyone?

Well, this is the episode where that's ALL we talk about. Be prepaid. It's gross. Lol.

We Be About She R&B

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 14:30:07 +0000

It's Wednesday, you should be at the Hard R Cafe, cause its time for a new Rukus Juice! We pride ourselves on bringing you some of the most enjoyable talk entertainment on the planet. No, really.

As many issues as we have, we still have SOME pride left. Moving on...

...we normally would close out flavor camp with an exhuasted random rambling episode, but naaaaw son. Since this is Flavor Camp's swan song, we decided to bring it full circle. We figured let the ladies of R&B finish this sucker off, so we use this last episode to do just that. We compiled a list of the greatest girl groups of recent years, and bracket them. This one is a REALLY interesting convo, because we discover how slept on these ladies are. We did the heavy lifting on the love side for this episode, so yeah its vulgar, but the love in this episode shines pretty effin hard.

Pull up a stool. Get JUICED!

Call Maury, Monica Is Pregnant

Wed, 05 Mar 2025 15:37:56 +0000

Hello all and welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice!

The Hard R Cafe is still in Flavor Camp, so you know we have to sprinkle more of those "late night, what the fuck are we talking about" episodes. Yes, it's random, but you'll learn quite a bit. We even include the unedited clip that explains the whole grits and cream of wheat debacle. No idea what were talking about? It's cause you're still reading this and havent listened yet!

It's back to Jabbo's obsession of wrinkled up white chicks, namesakes, and how we will never sign off on any personal threeways. Come and hear about the lulls of manhood, how we still absolutely dig Maury Povich, and a bunch of othrr tasty shit crammed in. Hey, if you dont like this episode, blame Joystick. lol

Philsburg, Alabama Pop: 5

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 15:30:07 +0000

Hard R Cafe is open and you know what THAT means. Welcome to another oh so special episode of Rukus Juice!

This little slice of Americana finds us fucking around finding towns for sale in the good old U S of A and considering a purchase. Rukus Town sounds pretty dope, right? Well, we make a random ass plan (once again) so start something we prolly won't. We also spend way too much time glorifying the weirdest named towns for a few minutes, before even our randomness derails. Oh don't get me wrong, it's a fun episode and a hallmark of Flavor Camp, but you have to listen to get what we're saying. Lol. Ya know what...

Welcome to another Rukus Juice!

Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic, and Lowlight

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 15:00:07 +0000

Welcome to the Hard R Cafe and welcome to Rukus Juice!

Now that we've been about as warm as we can, let the shenanigans begin. Yep, just really used the word, shenanigans.

This was all on track to be an episode about the greatest Super Time Ball Time Performances AKA Super Bowl Halftime Shows, but nope. Naw. We couldn't even come close to getting that part right. Well, one of us couldn't. It starts out all nice and smooth and then, like oral sex with braces, it gets metal and rubbery, and has food stuck in it.

Just like all of our well intentioned episodes, we meant well...we just kinda end up talking about Prince alot and our alleged criminal misdeeds on military bases. I don't get it either, but it's entertaining as hell. Come on, you know you wanna hear this trainwreck of audio awesomeness!

Welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice.

The Life And Times Of Nipples La Gaga

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 16:59:42 +0000

Hello all, Brocephus here with a LATE Rukus Juics. Time got away from me as we started Flavor Camp part two. This episode HAD a direction, women's wrebeing the topic, but oh boy does this shit go sideways.

I'd love to tell you how it turns out, but with this new banger of an episode comes in at three hours! It's exciting, ain't it? Well, I should hope so. Anyways, sorry for the late post and enjoy some Rukus Juice.

Balls, Mesh, and ATC Shit

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 15:55:40 +0000

Welcome to Rukus Juice. Welcome to the Hard R Cafe.ets get fuckered up, shall we?

The boys waste no time being the boys as this light hearted episode goes...special, read quick. Lol. The Oregon Trail movie is a big focus of this episode, until Bionca West's awesome nekkid ass outfits comes up. Lol. Yeah, add this one to the pile of episodes that you're gonna love because, why not? Wanna know what a Rukus Juice sponsored popcorn box looks like? You'll find out here.

It's another crazy ass episode as only the guys can do it, with a little ground work laid for next weeks possible episode....divas anyone? I mean, floppy dics are good too.

Anyways, enjoy!

Oh Boy, It's Us

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 15:48:48 +0000

Rukus Juice is back!

There have been a few lumps on the way, but we popped the cork, and took a few swigs to get through this one. Random is the name of the game and our catch up is never lame.

Philbilly and Brocephus talk Instagram and sex. R Kelly and stray cats. Oh yeah and there is alot of talk about fighting a bunch of kids, Bruce Lee 1 vs 100 style.

Nope, missing this episode WOULD NOT be ok.

Yep, This Thing Is Still On

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 15:00:07 +0000

Did you miss us?

The Rukus is back. Hard R Cafe is back to slinging the juice. Give us a month and we'll turn you in the mother of all episodes. It's been a crazy holiday, and insane new year, and we've got so much to go over.

This is a beautifully crafted catch up episode with all the trimmings you've come to love. Oh, don't get us wrong, it's still very "rowdy", but you know that by now.

Well, it's time to get dirty. Let's get started...

My Man's An 'Nem Fish Service

Wed, 18 Dec 2024 15:33:56 +0000

Well, after a unexpected week off, guess who the hell decided to kick open the doors to the Hard R Cafe?

Rukus Juice is ALL the way back. No need to crawl, we run to the fences with this shit. We take that whole week and double load this week.

Anyways, what happens when the boys get back together? It. Gets. Bad. Lol. Offensive, funny but oh so bad. After surviving Flavor Camp, we slowly walk around what is now our 70th episode. Does it matter? Eh. Does a good clean up to the craziest recording trial we've ever done matter? Oh yes. A thousand times yes. This episode, we talk about creepy ass song titles and more gross shit. You know what, it's Rukus Juice. Grab a seat. Just listen.

Philbilly's Flavor Camp: THE FINALE

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 18:15:51 +0000

Ya know, we here at Rukus Juice have asked for ALOT from you. From hating on Jesus (calm down) to parking an ocean liner sideways up Drake Bell's you know what, we keep putting you in a hot seat of moral questionability. We'll, that shit isn't gonna stop, but Flavor Camp is.

It's been a blast witnessing Philbilly pushed to his max inflation, but the ride is over. Flavor Camp is closing its doors. We ALMOST went out with QUITE the scandalous roar, but we drunkenly came to the conclusion to "fix the glitch". What came out was a much cleaner, WAY less incriminating, but equally vulgar episode. I mean, the guys are pros at this point, wouldn't you say? Yeah, me neither. Either way, they call this a redux or something.

The Hard R Cafe is open and we got some decisions to make. If Puff goes down, what are WE keeping from the cancel culture grab, and what are we willing to offer up to the masses. Yeah. Pretty important stuff. If ol Diddy Doody goes KASPLAT, what jams are we not letting go of. That what this is ALL about. If you're a fan of Bad Boy, oh is this for you. If you don't remember all the talented goodness that came with Mr Freak Off, this episode will remind ya. Enjoy ya sickos!

I Mean, It IS Called The Hard R Cafe

Wed, 27 Nov 2024 18:38:40 +0000

Welcome to...well it's in the title, ain't it? It's Rukus Juice and we are so flirting with destruction here.

What happens when we decide to do an episode on racism?

We do an episode on racism. Our way. Dear lord, yes it's just about everything you'd come to expect. Tread lightly...I mean, it's not as bad as SOME would say, but...you know what? Just listen. If you wanna know how racy or bad or just WOW this episode is, you just gotta press play. Go ahead. Press play.

Philbilly's Flavor Camp: MC Troyal Gets All The Deer Ass

Wed, 20 Nov 2024 19:19:36 +0000

Rukus Juice....what have we become? What happens when we don't plan? What happens when there is no topic?

One of us normally drinks and we record nonsensical art. This, my friends, is just that.

Welcome back to the Hard R Cafe, where Rukus Juice is served up daily. Well, we finally did the "separate the art from the artist" ordeal...and THESE are the results. Lol. Oh boy, this one is tasty as hell. Puff, Gary Glitter, Bill Cosby, Weinstein....yeah, we REALLY have that convo. The way that only WE can. Lol.

It's gonna be bumpy and dangerous, but funny and pretty fucking amazing. Lol. Enjoy. (Jabbo was drinking)

Philbilly's Flavor Camp: Shined Up Brocephus

Wed, 13 Nov 2024 15:00:06 +0000

Welcome To The Hard R Cafe, better known as home of Rukus Juice. Now, over the years, we've just about done it all. In the spirit of "doing it all", we decided to slide in another random, just like your mom. (kidding, kidding)

Wanna know what happens when a amped up Brocephus over sips a tad and hits the record button? Well, even if you don't, you're gonna hear it anyway!

We find the guys having a interesting back and forth on their short comings on not mentioning our Lord and Savior, Jesus. Yep, that guy. Lol. Also, all the wonderful shirt ideas they're kicking around, add a few shorts of moonshine to ol Jabbo, and it becomes a ramble for the ages. Kinda.

Come hang out! Brocephus is drunk and Philbilly is a sexual dynamo, bed and all. This one's gonna be good....but you're gonna need a wept wipe after this.

Bar's open, come get a shot of Rukus Juice!

Philbilly's Flavor Camp: Minnesota Wrecking Crew AKA Faction Bracket pt 2

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 02:02:19 +0000

Hard R Cafe is open and slanging a lil Rukus Juice!

What happens when you record a three hours long wrestling faction episode?

You cut it into two parts.

Enjoy the second have of the Wrasslin Faction Action Bracket!

Philbilly's Flavor Camp: Faction Bashin' Bracket Action PART 1

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 14:21:54 +0000

Welcome to The Hard R Cafe, where you're going to probably hear something that is either gonna make you drink or wish that you were. We need our mouths washed out, with alcohol.

It's another week of Philbilly's Flavor Camp and were making the most of it. How? BY TALKING WRASSLIN BABY! For some reason, our wrestling episodes are the best. Don't believe me? Well, this time, wre ist the GREATEST FACTIONS IN WRESTLING!

This episode was so fuckin long, we had to split it into two parts. Be prepared to weep and cuss a little...or is that part two? Anyways, enough of the clever shit, PRESS PLAY!

Philbilly's Flavor Camp: Horror Bracket AKA Ol PK Brocephus

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 00:09:00 +0000

The Hard R Cafe is open and slangin a brand new Rukus Juice!

It's the beautiful month of October and with Halloween right around the corner, it's time to get a bit festive. Candy? Naw. Costumes? Not yet? Scariest movies.....nope.

We have a Battle Royale with the best horror antagonists that you all know and love! Jason. Freddy. That little creepy girl from The Ring. Jack's crazy ass from The Shining. This is where they ALL come to get it on....well, as far as these two slightly tipsy podcast hosts. It's Rukus Juice bracket time baby....only the way WE do it.

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Philbilly's Flavor Camp: Brocephus vs 112

Wed, 16 Oct 2024 20:44:29 +0000

There are so many things that should have gotten us cancelled, but we are happy to say, that this episode contains none of that type of stuff.

Who are we kidding?! The Hard R Cafe is open and slanging drinks like none other. We have dubbed the next few weeks as Flavor Camp we've already explained why. Lol.

It's another extreme and random episode with all the ear marks that you have come to love around here. Does it MATTER what we even say anymore? Lol.

Just pull up a stool and get some Rukus Juice

Okay, Okay, Okay, It's The Last One

Wed, 09 Oct 2024 14:00:03 +0000

The Hard R Cafe is open, so you know it's time for the Rukus Juice to start flowing!

Welcome back to another fantastic episode of the show that you can't listen to with your mom. We pride ourselves on cutting edge interviews, thought provoking questions, and discussions that rival the most intellectual back and forths....yeah, pride ourselves on NOT having any of that crap here. Lol.

This is Rukus Juice! Pull up a chair as we cover the last (hopefully) Lethal Wepon flick with A WHOLE bunch of other shit tossed it. Abductions. Puff. Nude camera angles. Yeah, this episode has it all, so why haven't you pressed play yet?

There is no way we shock you anymore, so come get yourself a swig of Rukus Juice.

Martha Stewert, Baby Oil, and Freak Offs

Wed, 02 Oct 2024 17:34:20 +0000

It feels SO good to say this.....RUKUS JUICE IS BACK! Oh boy, is the Hard R Cafe WIDE open on this one.

Welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice and boy is it flowing! Brocephus has FINALLY taken Philbilly's advice and started a certain television show, so guess what we get to hear him yammer about?

Also, the guys haven't talked since the arrest of one Sean P. Diddy Combs, so you KNOW this is about to be a doozy. We talk about the case, the allegations, and of course, the infamous Freak Offs.

We would tell you to brace yourself, but why would we? Lol. Just come and get some juice, and enjoy yourself!

Welcome to Rukus Juice!

I Teeterd Up, Now My Cup Is Empty

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 14:51:52 +0000

Sooner or later, someone on this show was bound to make a country song. In the true nature of the show, drinks were drank and it lead to a very, very warm....

Welcome to another new episode of Rukus Juice. Lol. It's Hatd R Cafe from the jump with this one, but what else do you expect?

This one is as deliciously random as it gets, with a pitstop to honor the late great James Earl Jones. Grab up some Crystal Light and Vodka for you calorie cutters, and moonshine (kinda) for you people that would drink ANYTHING, and just sit back.

Crass? Yes. Insightful? Absolutely. A celebration of life? We wouldn't put it any other way. Its Rukus Juice, where even the black guy saying dumb shit can make you cry.

What Da Fook Kinda House Is Dis

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 17:17:19 +0000

It's Wednesday, so you know what that means! Welcome to the Hard R Cafe, where we exclusively sling a bit of Rukus Juice. It ain't nothing new, just another random ass fun filled episode for you to ask for forgiveness for enjoying.

This is, like all, is a doozy. What happens when the guys give in and watch the Road House remake?

Just hit play. This might be the greatest movie review of all time.

Coconut Water, Pineapples, and Cheese

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 17:08:16 +0000

Hello all, Rukus Juice is BACK....with another disclaimer. Lmao

Wanna know what the guys have been up to? Unless you just have been absent, ol Brocephus has been struck with food poisoning and lives to tell the tale, and it ain't pretty. It's gross. REALLY GROSS. Enjoy!

Lethal Weapon 3 Finger Mafia

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 15:17:28 +0000

BAR'S OPEN AND WERE SERVING UP SOME RUKUS JUICE! It's a new episode back in track with our horrendous salute to all that is Lethal Weapon!

Unless you went to school in an empty trailer, three comes after two, so it's time for a third trip around the Murtaugh and Riggs flavored sun.

In the way that only we can, we pay homage to this fantastic buddy cop genesis, that we love oh so much. Toss in a half asked LW3 walk through, and hand cuff it to a little Rukus Juice ramblin, you got something worth bottling up.

You know who we are and what we do...Brocephus cues the music but first, where's Ol Rev Philbilly with that sweet ass sanctified opener?!

Brought To You By The Letter P

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 16:13:48 +0000

Oh LORDY, what is going on now?!

The Pulpit Of Pain is all the way in service for this new episode of Rukus Juice! We like a little random tossed into our program, so what's the Hard R Cafe without a little, well, Rukus?

We talk Kevin Bacon and PTSD, Morgan Freeman's body count and The Wire....oh there is so much more craziness in between. It's Rukus Juice, so you know what you're getting into...it's just a matter of washing it off of you. Have fun and raise a glass, cause we're back, with more...you guess it: RUKUS JUICE!

It's Lethal The Second Time Too

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 14:25:19 +0000

We promised it, so it's here...OUR SECOND LETHAL WEAPIN EPISODE! Welcome to the Hard R Cafe where we stay serving up the Rukus Juice, with your fav hangers on.

Lethal Weapon 2. No, no some weird sex position, the actual movie. We dive EXTRA deep into our love of all Danny, Mel, and Joe...and go all the way off track. It's kinda what we do, even on our focused shows...but what the hell else do you show up for. It's easy, come and hang with a couple of weirdos that love some Lethal Weapon.

The Pulpit Of Pain Gets Political

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 14:36:22 +0000

Welcome STRAIGHT to the Hard R Cafe on this brsand spankin new episode of Rukus Juice!

Well, it was bound to happen, the boys are back, and rubbing right up against the grain with THIS one, but what else would you expect? Philbilly and Brocephus get POLITICAL. There's been alot on the political landscapr lately, and trust me, these guys are just what you need to get you through all the craziness. Oh yeah, ber prepared to get rubbed...the right way or the wrong way doesn't REALLY matter. Just know your're about to get it, RUKUS STYLE!

You know how they do. Be ready for some of the most crazy back and forth that youve come to expect from the only two guys that can still give you this level of dedication to...well, the rukus. Enjoy another very spicy episoce of Rukus Juice! Bar's open!

I'm Chaos, He's Mayhem

Wed, 31 Jul 2024 13:42:18 +0000

Holy shit....we are back. All the way, dare I say, are back.

Back like a vertebrae...nevermind, I'll stop. Lol. Ya know a dose of life or two had the ol Hard R Cafe closed and dusty...but fuck that. Day drinking is back.

We toyed with the idea of a Lethal Weapon episode...and then another, and another, and you get the point. Now, I have NO idea if they are all gonna run in order cause I am the worst show runner EVER, but oh trust me, they'll happen. Or Philbilly and I hadn't sat and chatted in a while, so it's a bit of an older episode, but the social uncommentary is the same. Lol.

If you ever needed to check "Listen To Podcast Orally Pleasuring The Lethal Weapon Series" off your Bingo card, here ya go. We are NUTS for some Riggs and Murtaugh and we gush our asses off. That, heavily mixed with all of the fucked up that we can pack into an innocent conversation, is always why you have so awesomely showed up to support us, so why not give it to you in spades.

Come join us as we kiss the late, great, Richard Donner's ass by RIGHTFULLY worshipping Lethal Weapon Series, movie at a time. Yeah, this is gonna be weird.

Just A Bit Of A Chin Wag

Wed, 17 Jul 2024 21:43:47 +0000

Hard R Cafe's been under a bit of construction lately...and drinking in the parking lot is so frowed on, so we had to wait til the place was open again, to start pouring some more Rukus Juice.

Well guess what...

BAR'S OPEN! A bit of a chin wag is exactly what this is. The guys are back together again, dusting over the weeks adventures, and settling back into the normal that helps them spew that oh so fantastic....uh, filth?

Do you REALLY give a crap about WHAT they cover? Come and be a fly on the wall for yet another episode about nadda.
Trust me, it's all worth it.

Comedy Showdown (part 2)

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 00:46:34 +0000

Greetings and salutations, the Hard R Cafe is open for business again!

Fresh off the road with a mission and some stories to tell, the guys are back, drinks in hand. The mission. Is to finish the comedy showdown...all while staying on task. Philbilly The Dirty Deacon and Brocephus The Sticky Man are back! Same great show, same upstanding morals....kinda.

When we last left the guys, they were whittling down their major list of comedy gods...for a bracket Showdown. You kinda know what they do by now AND how they do it, so come on...grab a seat...get a glass....Dirty or not...time for some Rukus Juice!

Comedy Showdown (part 1)

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 09:43:21 +0000

Sorry for the delay folks, but sometimes the Hard R closes a bit late...

Welcome to another mug of Rukus Juice, the preferred swill of Philbilly and Brocephus! So, last episode, SOMEONE was in their feelings over comedy, comedians, and the such, so the next logical mood was a bracket fight, right? Who is the greatest comedian of all time, Cafe Style!

...that is if we can fill the damned brackets! Come and join your favorite pair of gin soaked morons as we fill the air with tales of our stupidity. Since stupid is as stupid does....you get it. Anyways, we talk comedy and our favorite comedians to fill the winner takes all bracket fight.

Oh, for some reason if you are thinking this is a serious episode, and we keep it to the subject, I got three words for you: Wishful. Fucking. Thinking.

It's WE doing what WE do best...or something like that. Anyways, welcome to the Hard R Cafe!

Buttholes and A Crooning Brocephus

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 02:54:02 +0000

It's Wednesday and no matter if it SEEMS late, the boys are always on time....or as on time as the Rukus Juice will allow! The guys are back and Wednesdays couldn't be better. Another off the cuff jewel that goes to some very dark and serious places....and somehow ends with songs about a particular opening. Come and grab a cold one and hear tales of Vice's Dark Side series with a quick stop off in the wrestling world. Comedians become a hot topic and MAYBE the next episode, but who knows.

Only so many ways you can AWESOMELY spend you life and Rukus Juice is better than all of them. Bar's open!

Coasties: The Movie

Thu, 30 May 2024 03:18:59 +0000

Oh ..drunken random ass movie ideas? Ok...WELCOME TO THE HARD R CAFE where ee serve up some Rukus Juice. Random was the name of the game here, so let the bullshit begin!

Wanna hear the guys catch up? Life has been zooming by pretty fast and the fellas just wanna take a load off and reconnect in only the way they can. Nothing says bonding like writing a movie (Coasties) or trying to figure out what the hell an executive producer really does. They discuss their recent movie viewing adventures.....then shit gets real.

Wanna know how much to fill one of the guys holes? Check. Terry Crews getting his dong fondled pre Me Too? Yep. You know, just press the damn play button. The guys are a little tasty and as always, in rare form. We don't have any clean glasses, but pour yourself some of this RUKUS JUICE!!

Fat Guy In A Chainmail Coat

Sat, 25 May 2024 17:57:37 +0000

Apparently we got a lil TOO drunken up and missed a date....NAW, due to a busy schedule and some other craziness, we missed the mark, and the show didn't go up...

Allow us to apologize....BUT THE BAR IS OPEN! Hard R Cafe presents SUPER SATURDAY. Just a fancy "sorry" with the weeks content in tact.

The guys are back and it's baddies on the brain. For some reason, 80's nostalgia has crept up, and it's all about the bad guys. Join Philbilly and Brocephus as they bring up AND bracket, some of the best 80's baddies to ever hit celluloid. It's crass, but thoughtful. Loud, but pleasant. Vulgar, but also warm.

It's baddie against baddie in OUR list of the best of the best in a world of cocaine and hairspray. We pretty much took ever fav 80s flick of ours, grabbed all the best bad guys, and had em square off.

Yes, we realize we are gonna get ALOT of "you shoulda added this guy", but that's why we do it. Enjoy, cause we about to get the rukus started.

Coasties, Shiny Meek, and Hip Hop Beef

Thu, 16 May 2024 01:42:50 +0000

The boys are all sauced up and the Hard R Cafe is OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

Welcome to another crazy ass episode of Rukus Juice. There is a special art form in having no form, and shooting from the hip. Apparently, we are trying to build a mini museum over here, cause it's time to art it up!

This one is all over the place but oh the fun we have. So, if you have no idea who Drake is, we got you covered. If you wanted to know how we feel about our beloved armed forced, oh boy do we have you covered. Round it out with alot more bits and pieces of rambling and filth...and for some reason, way too much focus on Meek Mill and him being oiled up. You just have to listen. Bars open, and this ones gonna sting!

Let The Hair Metal Brawl Begin

Thu, 09 May 2024 00:02:44 +0000

Welcome to the Hard R Cafe, where we are serving up some Rukus Juice!

It's been awhile since we got bracket busy, so it was about that time. I mean....all the shit that we've tossed in brackets.....it's time we dusted off the hair metal albums.

In one of the most random turns, we hone in on all of the hair metal bands we can think of, and send them to war. What the holy hell did we talk about for two hours?

Grab a glass, it's time for some Rukus Juice.

Dirty Henry and the Dark Side Of The Whip

Thu, 02 May 2024 02:21:26 +0000

Oh boy...Welcome To The Hard R Cafe. We're just gonna kick this one off nice and early. Billed as "the episode we didn't want to publish"...you just have to listen.

We've gone after Jesus...we've made fun out of Drake Bell...in this random episode, it goes off the rails. It was supposed to be a "what if" episode, but you see how it goes.

We're so so sorry Indy....

Anyways, ITS A NEW EPISODE OF RUKUS JUICE!

...we feel so dirty

Wheelkicks, Gloryholes, and The Brokeback Sequel

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 00:47:42 +0000

Welcome to Rukus Juice....where we pretty much LIVE in The Hard R Cafe, and trust me, this episode is no different.

Oh are the boys back! After Philbilly's series of opening, we open the gate for all the beautiful drunken humor that you've come to love. We talk the invention of glory holes, partially cast a Brokeback Mountain sequel, and make Jesus a wheel kicking badass for justice.

And there is alot of gross "protect your holes" type shit too. It's Philbilly and Brocephus at their worst, but isn't that what you love about them?

Bars open! Come get some juice.

The Road To Rukusmania (part 2)

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 03:13:35 +0000

Welcome back....KEEP THAT BOTTLE OPEN AND GRAB A CLEAN GLASS!

It's part two of The Road To Rukusmania...

Enjoy!

The Road To Rukusmania (part 1)

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 19:34:55 +0000

You ordered your weekly shot of Rukus Juice and boy are we here to deliver. Welcome to another crazy ass episode of the podcast you can't help but love. It's been awhile since ol Philbilly has poured one and touted his favorite moments from the illustrious squared circle, so guess what time it is?

Wrestling fans, bring it. Bring all of it, cause our on staff wrasslin historian is in rare form. Philbilly educates on all of the wrestling moments that caused those sweet feels. Still haven't figured out what Brocephus is doing, but Drake Bell gets it in this one too. Not for the faint of heart, but when are we ever?

The boys are back and that ain't all bad, so come on into the Hard R Cafe and get some of this JUICE!

Fuck Roadhouse, Remake This!

Sat, 06 Apr 2024 02:51:20 +0000

Well, it's not Wednesday, but we are still pushing open the doors to the Hard R Cafe.

Rukus Juice had a minor setback, but we ain't playing around. Grab a shot, cause we are.

What's in a remake? Alot apparently, but not more than a few drinks and a notebook can't handle. It's Rukus Juice...you may never know what to expect, but you know ots gonna be wild. This one may be a TAD tame. Hehe hehe. No, it's not, but it's one of our more focused episodes. Anyways, you're gonna enjoy the back and forth...on OUR version of what WE think should be remade.

One Of Us Has To Suck Off Wayne Brady

Wed, 27 Mar 2024 22:22:33 +0000

We here at Rukus Juice have generally stopped caring too much about the brushless of our comedy. These are, however you wanna look at it, jokes.

That being said, tuck your religion in (AGAIN) for this one.

If it isn't jokes about Josh Peck's unwanted Kama Sutra, it's about Jesus, if it ain't Jesus, it's some other group of people that hopefully accept a drink at the Hard R Cafe. If not...more for us. Yep, we go after The Toaster again in this episode, and David Koresh, and Wayne Brady...and some assholes.

It's another scatter shot of an episode that ACTUALLY leads us up to another good one, that we discuss. You know what to do. You have known for awhile. You just realize you're gonna have to pray for forgiveness to the same entity we make fun of quite regularly. Lol. Bars open! Enjoy!

D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Dickelodeon!

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 17:47:11 +0000

Well, we had to get in line, I'm sure, but yep....we did a "Dirty Nickelodeon" episode hot off the heels of Max's documentary, Quiet On Set: The Dark Side Of Kids TV. We always give warnings, but this one is EXTRA special, due to the subject matter of the sexual abuse of children.

It's Rukus Juice, so you know what to expect. We sat and watched the docu-series, Quiet On Set, and how the hell did you NOT see this episode coming? Of all the things you wanna fuck with, kids should be the very last, so it's time to give the business to the entertainment industry for not protecting our childhood. We break it down to bare bones on the who's, what's, when's, where's, why's, how's, and all that shit. Somewhere in all the fray, we find the funny. As CRAZY as the notion is, we find it up in there somewhere. Be prepared to have your childhood abused like ol Drake Bell, cause this ain't pretty.

Welcome to Rukus Juice!

Studio 52 and Dong Brusing

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 19:40:12 +0000

If you can smell the bourbon soaked wood and here the fsint sound of swearing and some guitars, odds have it, you've arrived at the Hard R Cafe, where the guys are serving uo the newest episode of Rukus Juice. That's right, your heard right, Rukus Juice is back!

Yeah, this is where we'd normally slide in an advisory, but c'mon. It's so much more fun if there is no warning. Find out what happens when the boys get back at it and the words start flowing. What would happen is Philbilly and Brocephus were famous and got into Studio 54? What if Philbilly opened his OWN club, Studio 52?

Hear about the new allegations against D Bag Vince McMahon? Well, Philbilly has, and OH is it up for discussion. It's another sitdown with your favorite barfolk, so slide up a stool, and order up a shot of Rukus Juice!

Shimmy For Me, Redneck Tony Stark

Sat, 09 Mar 2024 04:59:22 +0000

Dear Lord Baby Jesus in the crib with a fat diaper, its another sweet ass episode of Rukus Juice!

The guys have been struggling to sit and talk lately, but when it happens these days, fuck it, you may as well just turn it into an episode!

Brocephus is a tad tipsy and spilling all over the place, while he and Phillbilly do some reminiscing over them younger days. Toss is a celebration of TV theme song dances, Philbilly's newfound Redneck Tony Stark look, as well as Brocephus being EXTRA stereotypical blabbering about weed and basketball. (As a ballplayer ya racist d.bags! Lol)

There was some drinking at the Hard R Cafe, so this one gets a lil racy. Do you even NEED to be invited anymore? Come on in....

Oh, The McMAYHEM

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 20:24:58 +0000

We here at Rukus Juice take no pleasure in the disgusting, unless it's happening to one of us....that being said, this ain't an episode about a bad day at McDonald's.

Unless you live under a VERY big rock, you've prolly heard a thing of two about WWE, Vince, and all that comes with it. Well, for ya rock dwellers, THE BAR IS FUCKIN OPEN! HARD R CAFE, ENGAGE!

The boys are back and walking the line with this one. What else do we need to say? It's a two hour episode about the scumbag shit that has come to the surface recently about Vince McMahon....only the way THEY can do it. Just listen...you'll feel a LITTLE bad for laughing, but I'm sure Philbilly and Brocephus will be in hell right along with you.

This one runs a little hot.

Rukus Juice For PresiDON'T

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 19:32:03 +0000

Bars open and this one runs a bit hot, but what else can you expect at the Hard R Cafe? Welcome back to another disturbing episode of Rukus Juice!

The boys are back and it's pretty much a good grasp of what happens when the guys play catch up. After Philbilly decides to pull a bracket show off the fire, the guys cook up what they are best at. Ya know, I could pull off putting up an entire list of topics covered in the episode, but I kinda think you just have to sit in on this one. Not for the feint of humor!

Christmas Came Late And Needs A Smoke

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 11:32:42 +0000

Well, what more could you want? The building is back up and running, and it's time to crank out some content!

We apologize for the brief hiatus, but we are back! So there was this whole Christmas episode that we did and it just COULDN'T be wasted. Since booze never goes bad, you're in for an aged treat. A little sauce, a convo, and a bracket...all about good old St Nick.

All the ho ho hoing youve been hoping for in a Christmas episode is right here. For some reason, we have a head to head with movie Santas. If you ever wanted to know what happens if Billy Bob from Bad Santa, gets into a scuffle with Leslie Nielsen, then you're in the right place. If you wanna know the body count of Kurt Russel up against the little person army from Jingle All The Way, then you're in the right place. If you've just missed Rukus Juice, youre in the right place. If you miss hearing Philbilly's sweet voice and Brocephus'....yeah, then you're STILL in the right place. It's our much delayed, but still oh so fresh, Christmas episode. Gametime bitches.

PUFFGATE and The Cheesecake Conspiracy

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 13:58:35 +0000

If you're reading this, it means power and internet were restored to the studio, so....

WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF RUKUS JUICE! Whoa, did we not see THIS shit coming. Puff being a sex ass, weirdos, rapey gangster freak, OR a tornado ripping up ol Brocephus' town. It's been a CRAZY few days but now that MOST of the universal balance has been restored, we can press forward talking all sorts of shit. Philbilly moved the broken branches, cleared the debris from the walk way, and opened the doors to the Hard R Cafe.

A few smashed dishes and a few knocked over tables and that's us....that's got nadda to do with tornadoes. We're just that special. We'll, rambling is what we do best, so you can read this, OR.....(c'mon man, really?)

Skeet Skeet Skeet On My Heart, Oh Lord!

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 02:16:30 +0000

After some much deserved time off mixed with a lil turmoil, the boys are back. Philbilly has opened up the Hard R Cafe and the Rukus Juice is flowing freely. We catch up with the guys literally catching up with each other. Some of these episodes have NO direction and that seems to be quite alright with Ol Philbilly. Big Brother Brocephus is along for the ride, as always, adding his ever so interesting three cents. It's been awhile, but they guys are at their best when they have a had a lil "me" time. Maybe a little time with ol Nepo Baby Jesus? Like always, these episodes aren't for the weak of tum tum, or feint of heart. The n word gets used. By n word, yes...well, you know what we mean. This one is a doozy with a special surprised wrapped inside. It's Rukus Juice....do we even need to keep telling you what kinda shit is in these episodes anymore?

Set Em Up, He Knocks Em Down

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 00:19:59 +0000

Ya know here at Rukus Juice, we've kinda made random an art form. It's another episode and all that, sure, but maybe we should explain this one. This episode, our dear bar patrons, is not about a mother fucking thing. Philbilly kinda just lays the ground work for our resident motor mouth to, well, motor his mouth. Ya see, sometimes we wanna be prepared for the glorious clumps of awesome that we bring you, and when that doesn't happen, it's nut up or shut up time. You take a double shot of the bad stuff, stop being a snowflake, and fuckin deliver the most random trail of polished craziness one guy can edit. It's Rukus Juice. He's Philbilly. The other one is Brocephus. Three Finger Mafia rules and Long Live The RWO.

Blah, Blah, We Both End Up In Nick Bollea

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 14:35:11 +0000

Bar is fuckin OPEN! A few days late, but no less on the love OR quality, it's another really dirty jar of Rukus Juice.

Well, what Sir Philbilly wants, Sir Philbilly gets! Less focus and more random in this one. Wesley was such a run, that we needed to be able to drunkenly jibber jabber about some good old fashioned random shit. As you can tell from the title....well, yeah. Take it how you want, but this episode starts out talking the wonder of the MCU and ends somewhere around a beautifully laid plan of Nick Bollea getting straight DICKED DOWN. How the fuck do we get THERE?! You know what you gotta do....bar's open. Come get this JUICE!

Always Bet On Rukus Tryna Iceskate Uphill

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 13:40:31 +0000

If there is anyone else that was clamoring to hit a Wesley Snipes episode before us, good luck. Incense burns, food is chewed, and drinks flow as the boys sit to talk...well, Wesley.

There is a really special way we do things here at Rukus Juice....well, no, not really. You just get the smooth ass crassness of Philbilly and Brocephus, on pretty much any topic that their random ass thoughts land them on. So first it was to do a bracket with his characters, just to have Blade whoop everyone's ass...then it became a discussion about how cool Simon Phoenix was...then it was about Philbilly's interracial love for all things White Men Can't Jump....then we kinda figured, why the fuck not just do a Snipes episode? So, that's what ya get. We give the man his flowers, and the right to wheel kick any fuckin body. Yes, we do this for almost two hours. Why the hell would you wanna miss this? Lol.

Cry Me A Jug's Worth

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 13:36:54 +0000

We took some time off, then came back with boy bands, and next week it's all about Wesley Snipes, but this week, it's the filler that gets you to next week. Wish we could label it as something way cooler, but at least it's still funny. Trust us. It's the same wonderful show, no direction whatsoever, but you KNOW how much fun THOSE episodes are. Pop culture gets a run...Wade...Justin, yeah. We do that. Will...Jada...we do that. Wanna know about some Jabbo and The Teeb shit? We do that. Listen, it's day drinking with one of your favorite duos, so just sit on down, dust off the bar, and get ready to get one of those western style "slid down the bar and smacks your palm" glasses of motherfuckin Rukus Juice. (It means listen. Just listen to the damned episode please. Lol)

Boy Band Battle Royal Bonanza

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 21:53:29 +0000

Well, breaks over, and the bar's open. Hard R Cafe...ALL of it. Welcome back (whew), to another episode of Rukus Juice! Everyone is back, refreshed, and talking about BOY BANDS? What the fuck...anyeways, it's a topic as good as any, especially in OUR hands. It'll get a little nostalgic, it'll get a little bloody, and there is swearing. Alot. Like...you know what, you know the drill. You know what we do. It's the guys that made Jesus a high school pot dealer for..well, his sakes. Well, now we're discussing boy bands. In the way that only we can. Which means someone is gonna say some foul stuff...and one of them is the host of this show. Bars open ladies, and it feels so good. Let's go...it's Rukus Juice time.

(SWIG) Ol Cutlure Vulture Ass

Wed, 04 Oct 2023 22:47:17 +0000

Swig! Enjoy!

Rukus Juice Presents: Did I Sutter?

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 20:44:28 +0000

Rukus Juice has two great hosts. One of them is ultra hot and had an amazing idea for another podcast. <-- Jabbo wrote that.

Did I Sutter is a dream job for ol Brocephus. A walk through of Kurt Sutter's Sutterverse, starting with Sons Of Anarchy, and in true tag team fashion, ol Igo jumps in to help his co-host with the job. Just a small example of what to expect. Calling all Sons fans, Jabbo has you covered!

(SWIG) "You Can Back Outta Piss Porn"

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 15:00:17 +0000

It's a swig! Enjoy!

(SWIG) "Man, ORPAH Gangsta As Fuuuuck"

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 19:18:36 +0000

Swig. Enjoy!

Hogan Knows Shit

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 23:44:37 +0000

Well, you know we have a horribly hard time at staying on task....well, this time, we fuckin NAIL it....kinda. Well, we kinda set fire to Hulkamania, so there's some shit to be said about that! It's come to our attention that Hogan has been stringing together a pretty impressive string of bold faced lies together over the years, and were here to go over a few of em....drinks included! Rukus Juice opens it's doors, so uncork a bottle, grab a seat, and buckle on for this one! It's all that you've come to expect from us...with a topic! Enjoy and this episode is NOT leg drop friendly!

The Return of Philbo and The Jabbs! (Is that right?)

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 20:39:30 +0000

Sometimes you get all nostalgic...or maybe you are just celebrating one of the most random detours in podcasting. No matter, it's Philbilly and Brocephus doing what they do best...being Igo and Jabbo. Ya know, one of the strongest talents these two have, is making a fall off topic, sound good. Ok, well maybe they don't, but in true old school Jabbo and The Teeb fashion, we have a rambler of an episode. Let's see...they discuss if the Hells Angel's are gonna kill Jabbo or not....what type of confections do bikers like...who is the least fuckable full house member....why is he named.War Machine...there's alot of shit in here fir what was supposed to be an episode on Hulk Hogan..lol. Yeah.....

UNdynamic Duo Gets Sidetracked

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 17:26:06 +0000

Well, it's finally happened. Either the Juice was too strong or something, but this episode is a whole ass trainwreck. Lmao. Welcome to another crazy ass, half drunken up, episode of Rukus Juice. When you're show is named after moonshine, what the hell else do you expect? So...there WAS a theme, we swear. The sidetrack here was so great, it deserved episode status. Don't worry, we got you covered. ALOT of shit flows in this episode, it's just about as random as the patch of words describing it. Fuck it, just press play, and remove your offense filter. Bars open.

(SWIG) "Meemaw, Get Some Tea"

Wed, 30 Aug 2023 21:57:19 +0000

Swigs. Enjoy!

Oh, This Episode Ain't Bout Shit

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 21:10:54 +0000

You know, they can't ALL be winners. Lord knows we aren't, but we do believe in humility...or maybe being humiliated. Welcome to another episode of Rukus Juice...and the sleepy lunatics run the asylum in this episode. While figuring out the combo of fatigue and work, Philbilly and The Bro decide to press on with an episode, with less than no direction. Lol. Normally a recipe for disaster, it seems we have our own ingredients that make it still go down smooth. All the goodness of a regular Rukus Juice, with NONE of the research needed! See? It's a win win....so turn off your brain, turn up your inappropriate, and disengage your "offense meter" cause you know what we do. Even when we aren't trying, you know what we do. Oh...there are swigs coming after this too. Lol. Sinners.

A Shot Of Jack While Trapped In The Closet

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 22:16:42 +0000

Ya know, you never REALLY think you're gonna do a show about some of the sideways shit we talk about on Rukus Juice...then it happens. Then it happens again. Not one to be topped by Predator cock or the promise of jungle factory manufactured barbiturates, we create more stirring convo. If you wanna call a kinda study of Trapped In The Closet stirring. Depends on how you view it...if that's anything like us, then this should be generally painless...and funny as fuck. Oh we take a detour, but what would Rukus Juice be without a drop off or two or five. Well, if you want us to exhaust the last of Ol Sylvester as a topic, then this is our money shot, so to speak. Hope you enjoy it....have a drink. Please. It's Rukus Juice blah blah blah, but seriously, have a drink with this episode. Lmao.

P.Billy and The Brocephus Announcement

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 18:48:37 +0000

Nope, we ain't getting cancelled. Not yet! Break out a tall glass and get yourself ready. It's yet another beautifully crafted, single malt episode of your fav podcast, Rukus Juice. We find the guys where we ALWAYS do, on the front end of some crazy ass convo that normally either rubs you the right way, or the REALLY rubs you the right way. Lol. This episode is prolly neither. They guys FINALLY do THE R.Kelly episode. It's been swirled around like a shot of old bourbon in the guys system for quite some time, so it's time to have a drink, and have a convo. The highs, the lows, the study into the talent, and the major assholeness that is Robert Sylvester Kelly. Oh its a good one. If you're going to stick your head in the lion's mouth, better be for a good reason. This isn't that reason, but it's funny ad shit. Enjoy this chest burning shot, of Rukus Juice!

Wasting Away Again In...Wait, Where Are We?

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 03:15:27 +0000

So, we haven't gotten the luxury of sitting and hanging to do a show. Not even talk too much really, cause we'll, life. Lol. Bars are meant to be sat in, drinks are made to be poured and consumed, so we KNEW the tome would come....and that we'd fuckin record it! Welcome to another Rukus Juice, served right out the Hard R Cafe, in all of its filthy glory. Ol Philbilly has been setting up his new digs and Brocephus....he's just BEEN. Lol. It's ok, it takes little to no tome for the insults to fly and the crass to show. Never missing a step, it's part wrestling show, memorial show (just listen), a good catch up session, and THIS may be the one that gets us cancelled.....to be honest, I don't know if we can, but boy if we don't keep trying. Come and be amazing by....well, I really don't know, but we sure as hell have fun doing it. PROST! (German AF) TIME FOR MORE RUKUS JUICE!

We Learn Joystick EDiquette

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 19:02:53 +0000

Ya know, bad sound aside, this is all a trip down memory lane for Brocephus. Hey all, yeah, it's FINALLY that tome again for a new ass Rukus Juice. This one, like all, is a doozy....but this shit's special. You first heard of him in the wee episodes of Jabbo and The Teeb. You've heard his name on Jabbology. You've heard the story RIGHT HERE, so why not bring along the man himself. The guy we so sweetly refer to as Joystick Ed. Don't know where the moniker comes from? Oh, if you don't, this episode is ABSOLUTELY for you. If you do, hell, it's an even better treat cause you get to hear war stories from the man himself. It was a long time coming and a good time had by ass. So much risky shit was said, hell, the recording blushed and dropped the fuck out. Here is what we DID rescue. Maybe we were drunk...maybe it's time for RUKUS JUICE!

Bruce WeeRoy, King of Wadanda or Whatever

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 03:11:29 +0000

What have we gotten ourselves into now? We aim low with this one, but what else do you expect, it's Rukus Juice! The boy pine pver Philbilly leaving and the juice starts flowing. Wrestling? Covered. Philbilly fills in ol Brocephus on The Bloodlne story and all that is going on with wrestling...then shit hits the fan. We could lay it all out here...let you know EXACTLY where it's gonna go. No disclaimers or warnings, but just know that no little people were hurt, Cena can rap, the lip plate guy is back, and protect your shins, cause we wil be under attack after this one. Cancelled? Maybe. Funny? Absolutely. What are you waiting for? Your cup is empty and the bars open!

Swig: "We Can Do Some Hand and Mouth Stuff"

Wed, 31 May 2023 19:18:56 +0000

What happens when the boys are busy? You release swigs! What is a swig you ask? It's not EXACTLY a full episode, but it's not exactly a clip. There was drinking applied to the recording AND editing. It is the absolute very best of the Rukus Juice fodder.

This swig in particular comes from the ATC episode. Trust me, there is more than enough to catch a buzz on. Enjoy the swig!

Cleared To Rukus Control Center

Wed, 24 May 2023 11:39:42 +0000

Well, we've teased it long enough, so we finally did it. Welcome to the dusty ass bar occasionally known as The Hard R Cafe, where the almighty Philbilly and Brocephus, bring you a little something called Rukus Juice. Before the whole Rukus Juice thing, there was another thing. That thing was the wild and wonderful world of air traffic control.

As crazy as it seems, they both are guilty of holding the career ever so horribly covered in Pushing Tin. If there are two people you certainly want to hear an ATC story from, it's these two. They talk about how they both ended up working as air traffic control specialists....and all the extra shit that comes with the territroy. All of the who, what, when, where, why, and whatever other "wh" question word you can think of. Same show, same horrible language, same glorious stories, only this time, it's a bit more personal. Come and sip this batch of Rukus Juice slow, cause there is some pretty interesting shit in this episode, to say the least. You missed us, we missed you too. Now, let's sip some fuckin JUICE! (Like....I mean listen to the show. Not swallow semen. Wait....nevermind. Just listen to the show, please)

Finding The Closet: Brocephus In Jabboland

Sat, 13 May 2023 06:50:22 +0000

Let's be clear, Brocephus fucks up too! Oh boy, did he this time! Coming in later than....well, this episode, ol brother Brocephus had to work na little magic this week, but if you wanted to make sure you got more of our crass, well, he succeeded. It's FINALLY time for more Rukus Juice. Fresh off the ever so interesting take over of Scene In Fifteen, the guys are still reeling from The Predator. No, no more dick jokes about the alien guy, only real ones now! Jabbo is all snuggled up in the closet to record this one...something about the acoustics, but him laying out like MJ on the Thriller cover, THAT, we don't know about. It's good to be back, as always, and you KNOW what you're getting into. A little R.Kelly vs MJ. Toss in some good old fashioned air traffic control lingo, mix in some humility, then remove it again, and you have something like our show. Ah hell, just listen. It's been a minute, and you look like you could use a drink. Here ya go, try a little Rukus Juice!

We've Scene A Predator

Wed, 03 May 2023 11:54:25 +0000

Oh boy, well this wasn't REALLY supposed to happen...but what the hell! What happens when a simple convo about the infamous "Predator Dick" skit once again dominates our show? WE MAKE IT DOMINATE ANOTHER SHOW! Yeah, we kinda dragged Scene In Fifteen down to the Hard R Cafe, and did a little review, Philybilly and Brocephus style. Nashon hosts the boys before the takeover ensues and it's something you don't wanna miss. The boys take you to the sweaty ass jungles of wherever the hell this badass orgy of blood takes place and well, that's about all they do. Lol. You get to hear the boys gush over the machismo filled flick that started it all. The bad accents. The drugs. The one armed kids. The two armed kids. Predator splooge. ALOT OF NON FAMILY FRIENDLY SWEARING! I mean, what's the point of a hijack, if you can't cuss? Anyhow, you know what to do, BARS OPEN!

Kung Fu, Smoke Fountains, and Sam Fuckin Elliott

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 01:45:01 +0000

Bars open motherfuckers! After a long ass week, Rukus Juice is back! Grab your Mason jar, cup, mug, or just open wide. The boys are back. Well, they kinda never went anywhere. Ol Philbilly got the medicine and a "taint stick", while Big Brother Brocephus is all about Kung Fuing the ever loving shit out of 35 to 40 bad kiddos. Sounds crazy? Not if you've listened to this show before. There is sure to be a Wakanda reference, a tribute to a little song called Orphan Tears, an homage to how dope Sam Elliott is, oh, and full frontal male nudity. Oh yeah. Rukus Juice, it goes there. Got a buzz yet? Good! Bars open! Let's get sloshed on some RUKUS JUICE!

Mr. Philbilly Goes To Washington

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 23:41:39 +0000

Hola from the bottom of a fresh barrel of Rukus Juice! Oh, this one is a doozy! Politicians make Philbilly sick, so what does he do? REPLACE THEIR ASSES! With his love for war and brackets in tow, Ol Philbilly decides to take on the responsibility of building his own presidential cabinet! Since he loves conflict, it's a toe to toe Brocephus over who gets to run the free world! Maybe the lip plate people from Wakanda will get treated better, huh? Maybe Spirit Airlines with be less ghetto? Who care, roll in some wrestling banter, and you've got a new Executive Branch to be proud of. Trust me, just listen....drinking caused ALOT of this. Hehehehe. RUKUS JUICE!!!

Brocephus Jones and The Legend of The Golden Philbilly

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 13:51:41 +0000

If you smell the saw dust and hear banjos, well, oddly enough, you're in the right place. Welcome to another crazy ass episode of Rukus Juice. Oh boy, to take away from the seriousness and timeliness of last week's episode, the boys change gears a bit. Bitter beer makes for good times and brackets galore. Philbilly relives the glory that was the Sports Illustrated sneaker phone, while Brocephus sputters some shit about couches and soju. Oh don't worry, we get a speed bracket round in this episode, as well as the beating of an "alien themed fellatio scene" dead horse. More ignorance from our Lord and Savior, JC.....the definition of DICKSTERITY....stealing communion waffers....yeah, this still ain't the episode that gets our boys cancelled, but I'm sure it may raise an eyebrow of two. Hell, raise a whole ass glass....shit's gonna get weird. Hell, what did you expect, it's RUKUS JUICE!

Second Amend Deez Nutz, BOTH of Em

Sat, 01 Apr 2023 20:53:57 +0000

Well, we made you wait MORE than long enough, so why fill you eyes with excuses, when we can fill your ears with the funny! The guys take a serious turn for a bit, this episode being recorded the day after the tragic school shooting in Nashville. It looms, but the guys discuss their frustration with the topic of gun control. Right as the dead horse is beaten, Brocephus pulls a bracket out of his special ass, and Philbuilly rolls along for the ride. Toss some woe and mix in some therapdic laughs, and you have a episode that the guys are definately proud of, and hope make you laugh, think, and maybe pee a little. Bars open, get some Rukus Juice!

It's Wrasslin NOT Wrestling

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 18:28:45 +0000

Ok, first off, there was drinking goin on, and you're gonna have to power through bad sound...maybe? Anywho, break out the finishers, pick a faction, and let's eat some turnbuckle, cause it's the wrasslin episode. We get a little warm and walk down memory lane, into the locker room, down the ramp, and into the ring! Philbilly is obsessed with brackets, so he talked Brocephus into making one, and trust me, it wasn't hard. Seeing as how they both grew up on the fantastic macho soap opera known as Professional Wrestling, having a "mine is better than yours" convo just HAD to happen. AEW. WCW. WWE. TNA. ROH. They all gets mixed together for a nice little convo, topped off with a seriously awesome whittled down bracket that can be discussed for ages. Toss in the raunchy, add some bad Wrestling terms, and prolly some snacking, and you have one hell of an episode. This one is near, dear, and comes with a pin fall.....ENJOY THE JUICE!

Chuck, Wakanda, and The Hard R Cafe

Sat, 18 Mar 2023 16:00:29 +0000

Well, here we are...after all the deep dives into the perfect Predator sequel, the bar is back open! Let the Ruckus Juice flow! Philbilly (Igo) and Brocephus (Jabbo) are back at it, ready to get themselves CANCELLED! The guys drop back in on Jesus, to see what mischief he is in the middle of, while looking for a one way road to hell. Also, we go to the ghettos of Wakanda....they don't exist! We talk about shows, name changes, each other, other people....yeah, you get it. No one is safe! (Check the Predator swig) Ya know what, who gives a shit....LET'S SIP SOME RUCKUS JUICE!

Swig: "You're Awfully Close To That Predator Dick..."

Wed, 08 Mar 2023 21:46:10 +0000

Oh hell, has it been a minute since you grabbed a quick drink? Welcome to Ruckus Juice Shots! We record ALOT of stuff and it doesn't always make it to the airwaves, but what else are we gonna do with it? Oh...post it. Well, somewhere between the last three or four eipsodes, we made Brocephus a sci fi pornstar and Philbilly is the actor/director/producer that wants him to get his "alien aduction probe". We kept running a gag about what it would be like to smoke predator pole...no, no like the Chris Hanson ones...the Arnold Schwarwagggalo one! It's a shot...it's Ruckus Juice! Warning: Shots may have an effect on you as will the full drinks to follow. Enjoy!

We Didn't Study A Damn Thing

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 16:29:35 +0000

Well, sometimes day drinking ain't so bad...is it? Grab a cup of this week's Ruckus Juice! Ya know, we normally have a topic and do our research and sometimes we have a heaping bowl of fuck it, and just go in. This, is COMPLETELY the latter. Oh the magic we work when we just go in. Lol. This is gonna be a whole bowl of special, cause in true Ruckus Juice fashion, we bring the shit that leaves you a little woozy. What are you in for after another awesome opening by Philbilly? Only one way to find out....crack open the 'shine, and get a cup of this Ruckus Juice!

Th-th-th-That's A Big Ass Bowl Of Cereal

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 14:38:49 +0000

Ruckus Juice reigns supreme! Philbilly and Brocephus. Igonutzz and Jabbo. Crocket and Tubbs. Riggs and Murtaugh. Whatever you call them, they are back.

Moonshine's flowing and got us all nostalgic, so we have a whole conversation about the GLORIOUS thing formerly known as the Saturday Morning Cartoon! Pull out you memories for this shit...Transformers to Jem, Shirt Tales to Jabberjaws, Scooby-Doo Doo to Exo Squad, we cover ALOT. We can't REALLY say we cover it all, cause there was just so much to cover. We spill put of topic, of course, but it's ok, cause it leads us to the afternoon cartoon...AND toy lines! We only scratch the surface before we both gotta pee too much and have grown up shit to do, but come and get some of this Ruckus Juice! Oh yeah...we spilled some...that will be served up later. ;-)

Old Skool Doo Whoppin

Wed, 11 Jan 2023 16:20:23 +0000

Well, you asked for it, so we give you another shot of Ruckus Juice! This time the boys crack a sixer of Church Parking Lot, and talk 90s Rythem and Blues! As the craft brew flows, so does the love of all that is R&B. This is a special one, so if you know about some Jodeci, some Az Yet, H Town, Silk,or the almighty Boys II Men, or the LEGENDARY New Edition, this is the episode for you! Have a sip of whatever you got in front of you coupled with this Ruckus Juice, and enjoy yourself.

Touch Lamps and The Soundtrack Illuminati

Sat, 17 Dec 2022 16:44:03 +0000

Well, it's that time. Crack open the jar of Ruckus Juice and let's get to it. While still not in its final form, we still wanted to drop content. Besides, did you REALLY need a theme song when we have a discussion about an alleged "Soundtrack Illuminati"? (Oh yeah, we also get Philbilly's AMAZING impromptu promo cutting abilities!) We learn why Kenny Loggins would head it all up and what it means for Stan Bush. Does The Touch stand up to Footloose? Also, we talk turning over new leaves and the level of offense we SOMETIMES provide. We got tired of waiting, so time for some Ruckus Juice!

Jesus: The Lost Tapes

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 16:04:59 +0000

Welcome to the ruckus! Ruckus Juice has a title! There is tons of other shit it, DOESN'T have, but hey, it's a start. Logos and theme songs aside, it only makes sense to start from the beginning, so here we are...on episode two. I warn you, just all the others, this AIN'T for the sensitive folk. Trust me...get a feel for it. It may fit..if not, more spit...or sip more of The Juice!

Philbilly and Brocephus

Wed, 16 Nov 2022 19:17:28 +0000

Well, what goes here? Welcome to a new show? Welcome to Philbilly and Brocephus? What the hell else do you call it? Who cares, just know it's not gonna be a one time thing. I mean, Igo shows up enough to bail me out, why not give the man his own space? Holy hell...we get all comfy and shit, sharing stories about, well, everything. From possum killing, to being stranded in Montgomery, Alabama; we touch it all. Even joke about touching each other. From our life as air traffic controllers, to the murdering of possums, to racist leprechans, it's a new refreshing spin in a familiar show space. You've heard it before, now hear it again!