https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/natural-male-enhancement--5717387enComedyCopyright Matthew Tesvichhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/501ca8cf3b6a32cca922e92bb8658b2a.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/natural-male-enhancement--5717387Fri, 03 Jul 2026 23:10:01 +0000Matthew TesvichMatthew Tesvichmtesvich@yahoo.comThis New Orleans-based podcast is not about "Natural Male Enhancement", but it is about naturally enhancing your male self, through conversation. Enjoy! Or don't!trueepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/261-memorandum-of-misunderstanding--72811769
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>2051truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/260-quality-learing-oyster-center--72681464
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72681464Thu, 25 Jun 2026 01:42:34 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old balding oyster man takes a New Orleans Saint on his boat and "teaches" him how to shuck and eat oysters. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1855truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/259-it-takes-two-bibi-also-data-sinners--72543442
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72543442Tue, 16 Jun 2026 02:35:11 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white male discusses the recent bill fusing American and Israeli militaries and rambles about these evil data centers popping up. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1267truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/258-new-negotiation-same-bibi--72334890
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72334890Thu, 04 Jun 2026 03:07:08 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white male is against conditioning his toddler's hair. Also, we discuss the latest and "greatest" from the Iran War while Israel sabotages it in real time. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>2019truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/257-massie-2028--72107990
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72107990Fri, 22 May 2026 03:48:14 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old badly behaved goy discusses the absurdity of Thomas Massie losing his primary and what Trump and the Israeli lobby had to do to make that happen. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1815truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/256-shrek-1-vs-shrek-2-us-farming-crisis--71943231
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71943231Sun, 10 May 2026 02:32:09 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white male compares Shrek 1 and 2, then discusses the ongoing national farming crisis: buyouts, glyphosate, farm bill H.R. 8467, etc. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1889truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/255-engaging-in-this-conflict-at-the-request-of-deez-nuts--71834309
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In Thing Called Love
i DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1821truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/254-palantir-hit-reality-tv-show-earthlings--71721755
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71721755Wed, 29 Apr 2026 02:50:16 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old balding straight white male has a mini panic attack, jokes about sending a butt pic, discusses the latest on Palantir, and talks about keeping the aliens on the edge of their seats. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1770truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/253-this-is-your-brain-at-1-30am--71393248
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Mother Moon - I Love My Body
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71393248Fri, 17 Apr 2026 02:54:38 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white male has a nice pre-work ramble which includes another bathtub incident, a calming but terrifying bedtime story, and Trump the healer. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love Music by Mother Moon - I Love...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Mother Moon - I Love My Body
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>2316truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/252-yay-ceasefire-wait-jk-lol-haha--71304608
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71304608Tue, 14 Apr 2026 02:14:01 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old autistic unqualified political debater dicusses the recent broken ceasefire, Israel's history of broken ceasefires, and Trump's latest teenage girl rant on truth social. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>2418truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/251-i-ran-said-trump--71201701
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71201701Thu, 09 Apr 2026 03:21:12 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old balding straight white male fits all his Iran War updates from the last 2 weeks into one long shitty episode: Trump the flounder, the natural resource shortage crisis, ironic sequence of events after Charlie Kirk died, Trump arming...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>5744truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/250-a-future-humanoid-robot-society--71091498
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1357truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/249-work-hard-hate-hard--71009385
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71009385Tue, 31 Mar 2026 00:48:38 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white balding male discovers what has sculpted his tremendous work ethic over the years. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1221truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/248-the-great-joe-kent-witchhunt--70863068
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>2146truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/247-iran-war-update-lindsey-graham-cracker--70672929
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>2004truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/246-painful-convo-iran-war-update--70583832
The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1524truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/245-operation-epic-bathtime-fury--70432069
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>2219truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/244-damn-bondi-lex-heifer-howard-buttlick-alan-dorkotitz--70091308
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1855truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/243-well-well-well-iran-war-epstein-cover-up-hill-bill--69974216
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1886truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/242-mini-oyster-boat-storytime--69798787
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69798787Thu, 05 Feb 2026 02:54:24 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old washed-up balding oyster boat captain talks about 2 recent situations at the dock: a coked-up cat orgy and "makin' boss ass moves son" like frfr on God. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1357truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/241-the-worst-possible-blackmail--69656780
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69656780Thu, 29 Jan 2026 02:05:46 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old balding straight white male discovers a form of blackmail so evil, it was probably implemented by Jeffrey Epstein himself. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1203truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/240-renee-good-or-renee-bad--69467023
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1577truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/239-is-this-episode-antisemitic--69314401
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69314401Tue, 06 Jan 2026 02:04:35 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white male starts reviewing 2025 as a whole and then turns into a grumpy old white antisemitic boomer with saggy balls. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1243truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/238-christmas-gift-behavior-policy--69264096
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69264096Thu, 01 Jan 2026 02:26:13 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white male discusses a potential strategy(during the holidays)that could correct your child's behavior. Also, Elf on a Shelf shenanigans. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1085truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/237-extremely-controversial-episode--68945011
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68945011Mon, 08 Dec 2025 16:42:09 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white male flirts with dangerous(even conspiratorial)ideas like "the Popeyes chicken sandwhich is the best fast food meal you can get period", "is Canes even good without the Canes sauce?", "MTG was actually a good...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1540truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/236-sydney-supremacy--68648622
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68648622Thu, 20 Nov 2025 01:51:56 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white supremacist(jk) rambles about Sydney Sweeney being a white supremacist and brielfy discusses the much anticipated release of the Epstein list. Also, what happened to BLM? Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1821truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/235-work-trip-aka-disney-disney-adult-cult--68556245
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68556245Thu, 13 Nov 2025 18:26:38 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white father of two confirms all the Disney trip stereotypes: it's 95% work 5% pleasure, Beauty and the Beast might be the most horrific plot of any Disney film ever, and Disney adults are the 2nd creepiest humans on Earth...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1313truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/234-1-hr-free-time-blackout--68333000
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68333000Wed, 29 Oct 2025 12:35:34 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white hoochie daddy gets 1 hour of free time, recalls getting blackout drunk, and talks about an intersting "trunk or treat" experience. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1433truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/233-at-t-indian-work-force--68085234
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68085234Fri, 10 Oct 2025 01:26:24 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white male locks eyes with a deckhand, brags about his bowels, questions AT&T's hiring process, and discusses different strategies to avoid donating to great foundations. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1588truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/232-i-got-kendra-d-the-great-divide--67959493
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67959493Wed, 01 Oct 2025 03:27:58 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white male finds out who was behind the infamous burner account and analyzes the division in this country according to the Big 3: Charlie's murder, Jimmy Kimmel suspension, and Tylenol announcement. Music by The Darkness - I...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1638truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/231-how-the-turntables-kimmel-and-bits--67884914
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC]]>1744truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/230-is-this-dude-still-talking-about-charlie-kirk-yes--67816347Rest in Peace to Trey Reed and Cory Zukatis.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1155truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/229-rest-in-peace-charlie-kirk--67773022
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>3643truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/228-your-critical-race-theory-guide-white-face-vs-black-face--67674533
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67674533Mon, 08 Sep 2025 11:54:12 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old extremely qualified crictical race theory professor compares white face and black face in terms of social norms/acceptance. Yep, 20 minutes of that. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

]]>1215truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/227-hockey-crystal-geyser-shower--67529839
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67529839Wed, 27 Aug 2025 12:23:08 +0000Matthew TesvichA 33 year old straight white male talks about the language barrier with deckhands, taking his first shower with water bottles, and had a little TMI issue on the boat. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
]]>1671truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/226-another-decent-hopedale-crash-out--67279883
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67279883Thu, 07 Aug 2025 01:37:30 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old oyster boat captain crashes out during another decent oyster dealer rant. Also, he gives a late night play by play of his late night good deed: helping out his embarrassingly sober deckhand. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1634truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/225-what-list--67214640
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67214640Fri, 01 Aug 2025 11:34:43 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white male rambles about "The List". Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1282truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/224-snappin-necks-forgin-checks-usain-bolt-vs-joey-chestnut--67071319
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67071319Tue, 22 Jul 2025 12:44:58 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old stay at home dad considers different options involving running away from home and starting a new life. Then, he gives an in-depth analysis on who he thinks would eat a hotdog and run 100 meters faster: Usain Bolt or Joey Chestnut. Music...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1433truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/223-disnhey-him-bastille-day-fete--66870522
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66870522Sat, 05 Jul 2025 19:22:59 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old balding straight white male discusses the new male disney princesses, no longer having poop privacy, a great opening line for his new maid, and the latest Holy Halfshell gig coming up! Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1929truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/222-your-very-own-monthly-oyster-rant-redfish-7s--66751680
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66751680Thu, 26 Jun 2025 01:49:07 +0000Matthew TesvichA frustrated 32 year old oyster boat captain "crashes out"(as the kids say) at around the 6 minute mark, while airing out his monthly frustrations with the crippling oyster industry. Also, he got some of those frustrations out at a recent Rugby 7s...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1295truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/221-2-00-am-fun-tough-actin-prolactin--66589272
Music by The Darkness - I Believe in A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66589272Tue, 17 Jun 2025 10:34:57 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old balding staright white male explains how energy drinks could have changed the course of history and critiques a viral TikTok giving lactating mothers an eternal excuse for being rude. Music by The Darkness - I Believe in A Thing Called...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe in A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1634truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/220-special-needs-installation-netflix-s-murder-next-door--66519068
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66519068Thu, 12 Jun 2025 01:21:16 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white organ donor speaks about abandoning his wife during his child's bedtime, the worst curtain installation of all time, and this haunting Netflix murder doc. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1423truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/219-two-vs-one-2-year-old-prodigy--66393579
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66393579Wed, 04 Jun 2025 10:29:41 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year balding straight white male meets his match and tells the tale of the greatest toddler of all time..... the greatest of all toddlers.... so, the GOAT. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1363truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/218-exercising-in-drag-pissing-while-handstanding--66292399
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66292399Tue, 27 May 2025 11:56:45 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old balding exerciser discusses the science behind his new drag jump rope, witnesses first hand laziness at a salad bar, and metaphorically pissed all over himself while doing a handstand. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1222truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/217-goggins-gardening-motivation--66144947
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Three 6 Mafia - It's a Fight
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66144947Mon, 19 May 2025 03:37:03 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old full time dad, part time gardener talks about hiring David Goggins for motivation during landscaping duty. Then, he wraps up the episode with some recent words from Mike Rowe. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Three 6 Mafia - It's a Fight
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1400truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/216-extremely-nice-extremely-perverted-old-men--66064909
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66064909Tue, 13 May 2025 03:03:23 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old decently mannered oyster boat captain recalls his recent conversation with a very nice, but very perverted older man. Also, he rambles about the earth shattering pain that comes from popping lower back pimples. Music by The Darkness - I...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1151truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/215-100-men-vs-1-gorilla--65909329
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65909329Sun, 04 May 2025 21:00:34 +0000Matthew TesvichWe welcome back male extraordinare, Cody, to debate this hot new topic: Who would win in a fight between 100 men and 1 gorilla? The conversation transtions into human survival instincts, then the inevitable grizzly bear pitch. Music by The Darkness -...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>2894truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/214-that-would-be-lovely-missed-opportunity--65816875
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65816875Wed, 30 Apr 2025 23:13:25 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white uncle vents about his father "opting out" of all business convos and discusses the MASSIVE missed opportunity of having a nephew named, DeAndre. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1231truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/213-farmers-carry-for-queer-trans-farmers--65709343
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65709343Thu, 24 Apr 2025 19:40:24 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white male does a 1 mile farmers carry, in protest of the cancelation of both $300k contracts for "educating food justice in queer and transgender farmers". Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1534truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/212-pukie-mcpuke-pants-monthly-oyster-rant--65533118
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65533118Fri, 11 Apr 2025 01:38:26 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old rad father rambles about his toddler(aka Pukie McPuke Pants)(aka Lady Pukesalot) puking all night. Then, gives a little oyster boat update on menstral mother nature during his lunch break. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1571truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/211-unfold-fun-no-girls-allowed-doge--65173813
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65173813Fri, 28 Mar 2025 02:57:46 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old overprotective Rad Dad has fun with the iPhone's "Unfold" ringtone, talks about his Audobon zoo day, and rambles about people crying about DOGE. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1548truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/210-click-clack-ohhhzempic-no-way-jose--64966672
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64966672Wed, 19 Mar 2025 04:24:29 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white future organ donor reps his hood on the Empire shipyard, rambles about ozempic, and has to deal with his racist 2 year old. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1622truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/209-social-meth-oj-not-the-juice--64826124
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64826124Wed, 12 Mar 2025 03:27:05 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white male talks about giving up social media for Lent, the massive street cred gained in his household, and the OJ Simpson documentary. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1542truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/208-broken-humor-ous-real-man-shit--64638769
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64638769Sat, 01 Mar 2025 03:30:49 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white male discusses his weekly 5am crossfit class attempt at humor and rambles about a REAL MANLY event he attended. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1387truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/207-airport-panic-justified-self-defense--64511747https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64511747Sat, 22 Feb 2025 16:16:42 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white male was finally that "airport runner", accidentally groped, and contemplated self defense against a special needs kid(physical and verbal)(but mostly verbal)(i guess).1794truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/206-fingerless-magenta-gloves-oyster-hovercraft--64377217
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64377217Fri, 14 Feb 2025 13:44:41 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white male gets startled at 5am crossfit and goes on his insane(MUCH NEEDED) biannual oyster rant like you guys are his therapist. This is musch cheaper than therapy. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1045truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/205-louisiana-blizzard-not-a-dq-blizzard--64291464
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Johnny Cash - Hurt
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64291464Mon, 10 Feb 2025 04:11:35 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white male rambles on about the record snowfall Louisiana recieved and the PTSD(post traumatic snow disorder) that followed. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love Music by Johnny Cash - Hurt I DO NOT OWN THE...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Johnny Cash - Hurt
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1390truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/204-gnarliest-fish-draft-honorable-mentions--64173445
Slammin Salmon - https://youtu.be/aPf4qtCDRtE?si=NC3-xSf9SX3knENQ
More Bluefin action - https://youtu.be/BkyLCuiQA5I?si=PANd0Hkmeyh6Fn_O
Asian Carp Insanity - https://youtu.be/flrkCjiDURA?si=pYcdzZxQRT93CEUK
Goliath eats Barracuda - https://youtu.be/8Oc4En69dIo?si=YzeTdVFEqc3tML7t
Goliath eats 5ft Shark - https://youtu.be/RAVVzTD-mMo?si=kzKuiogK6IK7Br5y
Massive Tarpon by dock - https://youtube.com/shorts/ugKH9EWsUCY?si=7RMHufu0gdEO8HHO
17ft Sawfish - https://youtu.be/ncHYrueAm4M?si=Y1MqzdH_zvngVvgm
Giant Trevallys eating birds - https://youtu.be/h4pxLHG0Wzs?si=7i9V_ME9vNZt6OjX

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Slammin Salmon - https://youtu.be/aPf4qtCDRtE?si=NC3-xSf9SX3knENQ
More Bluefin action - https://youtu.be/BkyLCuiQA5I?si=PANd0Hkmeyh6Fn_O
Asian Carp Insanity - https://youtu.be/flrkCjiDURA?si=pYcdzZxQRT93CEUK
Goliath eats Barracuda - https://youtu.be/8Oc4En69dIo?si=YzeTdVFEqc3tML7t
Goliath eats 5ft Shark - https://youtu.be/RAVVzTD-mMo?si=kzKuiogK6IK7Br5y
Massive Tarpon by dock - https://youtube.com/shorts/ugKH9EWsUCY?si=7RMHufu0gdEO8HHO
17ft Sawfish - https://youtu.be/ncHYrueAm4M?si=Y1MqzdH_zvngVvgm
Giant Trevallys eating birds - https://youtu.be/h4pxLHG0Wzs?si=7i9V_ME9vNZt6OjX

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>2583truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/203-gnarliest-fish-draft-ft-cody-jordan--63984680
Goliath Tiger.......fish - https://youtu.be/sssI-Ny4sw4?si=HNfck05wmzquPitK
Mythical Oarfish - https://youtu.be/Baxnlt61jYc?si=8SJOe--y3nbV3vrE
Great White Supremacist - https://youtu.be/cTrQjja4Q1o?si=TrRc71Nwl2sO9jLQ
Fish supporting the 2nd amendment - https://youtu.be/Tq5KxIc12Uo?si=CsbusnfhtvsGTleN
Massive Bluefin Tuna - https://youtu.be/Oy7Uk8QfaV0?si=UmSsnvyW7RCdWYq3
Oceanic WTFish - https://youtu.be/6jCuoohMARY?si=w6GL5kYvwtYdGaXl
African Lungfish - https://youtu.be/dgXuuMlZRqs?si=NhuvUpTwJB5ihp2u

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63984680Wed, 29 Jan 2025 04:44:49 +0000Matthew TesvichThis week we are joined by broish animal experts, Cody and Jordan, as we draft the gnarliest fish out there. Learn about some of our picks from the links below! Goliath Tiger.......fish - https://youtu.be/sssI-Ny4sw4?si=HNfck05wmzquPitK Mythical...
Goliath Tiger.......fish - https://youtu.be/sssI-Ny4sw4?si=HNfck05wmzquPitK
Mythical Oarfish - https://youtu.be/Baxnlt61jYc?si=8SJOe--y3nbV3vrE
Great White Supremacist - https://youtu.be/cTrQjja4Q1o?si=TrRc71Nwl2sO9jLQ
Fish supporting the 2nd amendment - https://youtu.be/Tq5KxIc12Uo?si=CsbusnfhtvsGTleN
Massive Bluefin Tuna - https://youtu.be/Oy7Uk8QfaV0?si=UmSsnvyW7RCdWYq3
Oceanic WTFish - https://youtu.be/6jCuoohMARY?si=w6GL5kYvwtYdGaXl
African Lungfish - https://youtu.be/dgXuuMlZRqs?si=NhuvUpTwJB5ihp2u

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>4760truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/202-public-dumping-gay-lottery--63751374
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63751374Sun, 19 Jan 2025 13:34:09 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white male illegally dumps in public, makes the worst eye contact of all time, and has some possibly "harsh" opinions(statistics) on families with multiple gay children. Nothing like racial stereotypes and controversial gay...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1326truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/201-death-by-sleep-deprivation-rip-brian-thompson--63674482
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63674482Mon, 13 Jan 2025 12:56:21 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old, sleep-deprived psycho explains his recent "sleep schedule" and bullies the weirdos that are celebrating the death of United Healthcare CEO, Brian Thompson. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1650truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/200-rad-dad-update-ft-special-guest-marie--63592857
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63592857Mon, 06 Jan 2025 19:16:24 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old rad dad celebrates 200 episodes by putting together a compilation of clips from different conversations and bedtime stories with his adorable 2 year old, Marie. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1216truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/199-5am-panthers-elf-on-the-shelf-dilemma--63510099
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63510099Sun, 29 Dec 2024 22:58:37 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight(but zesty) white male gives his forearms a new nickname, tells the truth about Elf on the Shelf, and speaks about 2 different insect encounters. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1395truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/198-some-jolly-5-00am-rambles--63338046
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63338046Mon, 16 Dec 2024 13:41:11 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old, dedicated washed up athlete rambles about his folks that have real problems, his unique art form, and the latest HH giggity. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1461truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/197-mb-syndrome-culturally-insensitive-hummus--63294327
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63294327Fri, 13 Dec 2024 03:18:18 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old hoochie daddy talks about the deadliest syndrome of them all, people getting offended by hummus, and hear me out......are people self diagnosing their kids with Autism? Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1488truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/196-tis-the-leeches-blackface-snapchat-filter--63186271
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63186271Fri, 06 Dec 2024 11:25:48 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old erster bert cerptern talks about his oyster-loving "friends" during the holidays and their insane requests. Also, is the new snapchat filter racist? Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1381truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/195-thou-shalt-not-kill-your-neighbor-s-dog--63064521
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63064521Fri, 29 Nov 2024 21:55:56 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white male talks about his neighbor's dog shitting in his yard, shopping like a crackhead, and God hating diabetics. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1170truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/194-rsv-kiddos-welcome-back-bad-orange-man--62783000
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62783000Mon, 18 Nov 2024 02:34:52 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year rad father talks about his first fatherly experience with RSV and Trump returning to the white house. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1496truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/193-terminating-a-deckhand-firing-not-murder--62648014
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62648014Thu, 07 Nov 2024 03:48:52 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old oyster boat captain talks about carrying the weight all day at work(literally), firing a slow deckhand, and a possible world record he might now hold. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1311truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/192-let-s-make-fun-of-swifties-shall-we--62549642
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62549642Wed, 30 Oct 2024 01:31:58 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old balding straight white male makes fun of the cringe T-Swift cult, competitive facebook moms, and discusses putting his man pants on every now and then. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1622truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/191-rad-dad-lyfe-hashtag--62506173
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62506173Fri, 25 Oct 2024 20:13:51 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old Rad Dad gives a nice little Rad Dad update: bravely protecting my family from wasps(is "bravely" a word?), eating taco bell while driving, a cute Marie convo, and discussing the uncomfortable truth of butt and cooking beef having...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1394hashtagtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/190-a-refreshing-outing--62435849
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62435849Mon, 21 Oct 2024 09:36:35 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old, overwhelmed oyster boat captain replenishes his soul by visiting a walmart, exercising in a public park, and appears homeless while doing so. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
]]>1256truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/189-midnight-post-unload-ramble--62307083
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62307083Thu, 10 Oct 2024 01:25:25 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old, pissed off, balding captain rambles after an excruciating 11:00pm Hopedale unload: Mexican accents, Walmart customers, sweet little Marie, and much much more! Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC!]]>1484truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/188-another-hopedale-victim-motivation-by-jose-killtony--62252683
Also, is KillTony hurting comedy?

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62252683Sat, 05 Oct 2024 19:50:40 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old tired oyster boat captian talks about how a recent truck driver loses it, encouraging words Jose, and the ridiculously empowering soundtrack of the show "Selling Sunset".  Also, is KillTony hurting comedy? Music by The Darkness - I...
Also, is KillTony hurting comedy?

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1897truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/187-hurricane-incoming-anchor-chronicles-i-care-too-much--62072297
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62072297Mon, 23 Sep 2024 03:02:14 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old hoochie daddy discusses pre-hurricane panic and the lack there of, talks about his anchor breaking free 2 nights in a row, and talks about his biggest weakness: people pleasing(not the gross kind). Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1669truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/186-trampoline-park-chronicles-dippers-venezuelan-con-air--61824483
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61824483Mon, 16 Sep 2024 11:36:37 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old defensive daddy almost beats up a toddler at a trampoline park, vents about dippers, cart guys, and deli ladies... and talks about the lack of media coverage of the Colorado apartment complexes being taken over by ILLEGAL VENEZUELAN...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1406truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/185-toddler-bodyguard-olympics-recap--61279429
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61279429Fri, 06 Sep 2024 02:35:29 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old Dada speaks about being his daughter's bodyguard at a kid's birthday. Also, he recaps the Olympics: breakdancing, favorite track events, etc. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1822truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/184-catering-for-the-white-house-lesbian-speed-dating--61130396
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61130396Fri, 23 Aug 2024 20:20:04 +0000Matthew TesvichA 32 year old straight white caucasian male talks about catering for The Whitehouse, magicians bringing more to the table in 2024, and has 5000 questions about lesbian speed dating. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1686truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/183-diaper-detective-tarpon-rodeo-day-2--61054641
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61054641Fri, 16 Aug 2024 17:35:08 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old semi-responsible baby daddy investigates a missing diaper delivery, discusses introducing new flavors to a bunch of coonasses, and even goes into detail about his culturally appropriated "Kung Pao Oyster" recipe. Music by The Darkness -...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1665truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/182-hh-giggity-welcome-back-tim-his-opinions--60972786
Skip to 13:00 if you don't want to hear a balding lunatic talking solo.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60972786Fri, 09 Aug 2024 19:40:11 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old, overly confident, entrepreneur prepares for his next Holy Halfshell gig, then discusses some controversial topics with return guest, "Space Man Tim'. Skip to 13:00 if you don't want to hear a balding lunatic talking solo. Music by The...
Skip to 13:00 if you don't want to hear a balding lunatic talking solo.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1874truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/181-trump-assassination-attempt-opening-olympic-ceremony--60921592
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60921592Mon, 05 Aug 2024 03:52:47 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old straight white balding conspiracy theorist talks about the Trump Assassination attempt, insanity of the far left vs the comedy of the far right, and the weird ass opening ceremony for the 2024 Olympics in weird ass Paris. Music by The...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1690truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/180-being-cool-gentrified-oysters--60862294
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60862294Tue, 30 Jul 2024 12:44:37 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old straight white male somehow gets on the topic of "being cool" back in the day and how important it was. Then, he brings up some of his new confusing oyster recipes. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1604truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/179-cuntry-freestyle-sleep-me-time-deprivation--60781590
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60781590Tue, 23 Jul 2024 21:35:04 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old non-country fan starts out the episode by spitting some of the sickest country freestyles you'll ever hear.... Oh, and also, there's parenting. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1326truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/178-down-powerline-apocalypse--60673507
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60673507Fri, 12 Jul 2024 13:52:37 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old Rad Dad discusses losing electricity for an entire day with a 1 year old and a newborn, talks about Americans freaking out over the smallest things, and lists some future potential NME podcast topics. Music by The Darkness - I Believe...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1955truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/177-the-raddest-daddest-around--60581250
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60581250Tue, 02 Jul 2024 19:32:53 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old father of 2 speaks about his first couple weeks as a double dad: hospital experience, life at home, etc. Wear protection and stay in school, kids! Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1460truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/176-salem-witch-trials-the-beginning--60484989
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60484989Mon, 24 Jun 2024 02:29:51 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old balding white dude go into depth about how the Salem Witch Trials began. Basically, a bunch of little bitches started accusing other bitches of being witches. Moral of the story? Bitches be crazy. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1411truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/175-reception-vibes-sleeveless-hoodie-blackstone-cult--60345685
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60345685Tue, 11 Jun 2024 03:41:29 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old straight white caucasian male talks about a friend's wedding reception, makes a shocking discovery involving a sleeveless hoodie, and reveals something about Blackstone griddles that nobody talks about.  Music by The Darkness - I...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1770truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/174-sick-beat-drops-vol-2-no-more-gifts-grenade-smell--60306799
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60306799Fri, 07 Jun 2024 03:20:00 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old straight white hoochie daddy revisits sick Spotify mixes, talks about his "no gift policy" for his daughter's next birthday, and laughs about his coach's ultimate line after blowing up the bathroom,. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1671truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/173-relaxing-intro-fluffy-donuts-bussin-new-cleats--60261515
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60261515Mon, 03 Jun 2024 11:35:43 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old washed up athlete gives a nice calming intro, talks about a new donut shop, and talks about his new cleats. All while cooking chicken for the girls. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1585truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/172-rad-dad-update-baby-2-incoming--60193427
Music by The Darkness - I Beliee In A Thing Called Love 
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60193427Tue, 28 May 2024 02:03:10 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old hoochie daddy aka Rad Dad, discusses these last few weeks leading up to the debut of baby #2, talks with his darling angel Marie, and lightly brags on his new ServSafe Certificate. Music by The Darkness - I Beliee In A Thing Called...
Music by The Darkness - I Beliee In A Thing Called Love 
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1907truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/171-petty-hall-of-fame-inductee--60122542
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60122542Wed, 22 May 2024 01:25:27 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old Captain John Petty gets inducted into the Petty Hall of Fame after his pettiest episode of all time. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1512truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/170-captain-john-petty-anti-creep-policy--60077986
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60077986Sat, 18 May 2024 01:01:33 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old straight white caucasian male rambles about his day, wonders if any men out there don't understand pregnancy, and discusses creeps. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1540truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/169-equipment-mental-breakdown--59935035
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59935035Thu, 09 May 2024 00:35:57 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old fisherman of mollusks talks about his equipment failing, annoying modern-day electrical components, and movie scenes he found hilarious as a child. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1449truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/168-celsius-victim-painting-sanding-a-dresser-hong-kong-market--59800902
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59800902Fri, 03 May 2024 19:03:59 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old hoochie daddy explains how he falls victim to Celsius energy drinks, advises everyone to find some type of hobby, lists things he'd rather do than paint & sand another dresser, and gives a shoutout to the LEGENDARY Hong Kong Market....
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1726truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/167-shitstorm-i-ll-have-what-he-s-having-goat-beverage--59643553
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59643553Thu, 25 Apr 2024 02:47:53 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old devoted, balding white daddy tells the tale of himself loading groceries during the second coming of Christ, discusses his father's poorly planned Dad joke in the family group text, brainstorms a possible BUI(baby under the influence),...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1357truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/166-hogs-for-the-cause-2024--59541541
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59541541Fri, 19 Apr 2024 02:58:22 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old captain/shucker/sous chef/weirdo talks about this year's Hogs for the Cause: money raised, day-of headaches, and REAL shuckers vs glamor shuckers. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1570truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/165-p-diddler-goat-april-fools-pranks--59381415
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59381415Wed, 10 Apr 2024 01:47:26 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old white caucasian male discusses recent P-Diddy scandal, the greatest April fools pranks of all time, and gets ready for Hogs for the Cause 2024. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1472truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/164-easter-special-needs--59225644
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1384truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/163-upcoming-election-tiktok-ban-gay-lizard-conspiracy--59132688
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59132688Fri, 22 Mar 2024 01:28:03 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old, straight, white, crossfit guy discusses the upcoming election, the current border crisis, latest tiktok ban, discovers internet trolls, and explains the latest and greastest conspiracy: GAY LIZARDS. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1585truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/162-disney-trip-betches--59039046
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59039046Thu, 14 Mar 2024 03:30:06 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old first time Disney Dad describes his recent Disneyworld experience: bizarre shows, fist-fighting other disney dads, perfectly-timed alcohol abuse, and more! Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1650truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/161-more-capt-john-petty-life-kinda-sucks-upcoming-disney-trip--58969970
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58969970Fri, 08 Mar 2024 12:47:57 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old straight white balding male gets petty once again, describes his LGBTQ coffee mug, explains why life in general kinda sucks, and gets ready for a disney trip. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1375truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/160-wait-jobs-can-be-fun-2am-belt-salesman--58895880
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1316truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/159-159-000-texts-man-arrested-for-looking-gay--58820382
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Book your Diaper Spa experience today!
https://diaperspa.com/

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Book your Diaper Spa experience today!
https://diaperspa.com/

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1130truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/156-litty-lingo-captain-john-petty--58679857
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58679857Wed, 14 Feb 2024 03:22:03 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old has-been makes fun of todays kids' hip lingo and gives a few recent examples of why he is a petty captain. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

]]>1283truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/155-holy-halfshell-quality-freshness-actually-guaranteed--58648435
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by AC/DC - Back In Black
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58648435Sun, 11 Feb 2024 18:34:10 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old captain/chef explains why Holy Halfshell has a leg up on their competitors, in terms of quality/freshness of oysters. Follow "Holy Halfshell" on Instagram! Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love Music by AC/DC - Back...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by AC/DC - Back In Black
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>730truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/154-oyster-dealer-rant-treating-loneliness-can-cure-obesity--58589728
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58589728Tue, 06 Feb 2024 18:36:52 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old balding skipper rants about the ignorant/unrealistic expectations of oyster dealers, talks about an earth shattering news headline, and brings up his top king cakes. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1386truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/153-you-people-barely-freezing-apocalypse--58559888
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58559888Sun, 04 Feb 2024 02:21:08 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old, very white, caucasian male vents about a certain group of people, compares southerners and northerners during freezing temps, and introduces a new habit his wife picked up. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1188truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/152-bitch-of-a-trip-motivational-ending--58508179
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58508179Wed, 31 Jan 2024 01:18:57 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old sexy, exhausted captain rambles about his cold/wet/windy oyster trip, old guys that say "back in my day", bad farts while wearing a rain suit, and also pats himself on the back using the magical "Unfold" iPhone ringtone. Music by The...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE MUSIC.]]>1268truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/151-freakiest-animal-draft-honorable-mentions--58424911Check out links below for WILD Animals XXX. Just kidding... but really.

Headless Praying Mantis Sex - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6KBsy-n99k
Poison Dart Frog Dad LYFE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP37rnwa-UY
Spider that catapult escapes after climaxing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjTeKi_kIIY
Murderous Bumblebee Riot Orgy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnJ84f9ExXw
Sickle Bill's SICK dance moves - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX40mBb8bkU
Jujitsu Expert Tarantula Hawk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7expa-ykzg
Queen Ant and her Minions - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHoRiFq3ekw

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58424911Wed, 24 Jan 2024 03:42:52 +0000Matthew TesvichWe are back once again to finish what we started: an extremely informative/childish conversation about animals getting freaky in the most bizarre ways. Check out links below for WILD Animals XXX. Just kidding... but really. Headless Praying Mantis...Check out links below for WILD Animals XXX. Just kidding... but really.

Headless Praying Mantis Sex - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6KBsy-n99k
Poison Dart Frog Dad LYFE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP37rnwa-UY
Spider that catapult escapes after climaxing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjTeKi_kIIY
Murderous Bumblebee Riot Orgy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnJ84f9ExXw
Sickle Bill's SICK dance moves - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX40mBb8bkU
Jujitsu Expert Tarantula Hawk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7expa-ykzg
Queen Ant and her Minions - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHoRiFq3ekw

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>3682truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/150-freakiest-animal-draft-ft-cody-jordan-ethan--58339802
Cuck anglerfish - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhsyZnVx2rQ
Peacock spider dance - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbScg3r1oQ
Cuttlefish dressing in drag - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1-JQTiZGc
Freshwater mussel moneyshot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2x8ts5STzY
Seahorse Dad of the year - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zKcNC8Bp3Y
Kangaroos' magical genetalia - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNZx_ipj1sM
Clownfish "Pick of the Year" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgUFkM34R7U
"Death by Sex" Quoll - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXTyNLoE-o

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Cuck anglerfish - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhsyZnVx2rQ
Peacock spider dance - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQbScg3r1oQ
Cuttlefish dressing in drag - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1-JQTiZGc
Freshwater mussel moneyshot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2x8ts5STzY
Seahorse Dad of the year - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zKcNC8Bp3Y
Kangaroos' magical genetalia - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNZx_ipj1sM
Clownfish "Pick of the Year" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgUFkM34R7U
"Death by Sex" Quoll - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdXTyNLoE-o

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58301269Mon, 15 Jan 2024 04:15:11 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old balding male feminist questions the wages of different road workers, lists a few magical meats, and talks about the latest white girl religion(Stanley Cup). Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT OWN THE...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.

]]>1276truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/148-noah-knigga-blue-agave-nectar-top-hot-sauces--58233809
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1487truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/147-merry-cry-room-and-a-happy-new-years--58193635
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1918truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/146-rad-dad-lyfe-deadly-assault-seagulls-more-toy-diversity--58163354
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1460truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/144-built-different-gentrified-white-beans-moana-flaw--58083417
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Creed - Higher
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58041781Mon, 18 Dec 2023 02:30:11 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old balding man-child talks about his 4am gas pump convo, a misinterpretation at work, possible outcomes of his daughter chugging holy water, and the magic of Creed. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love Music by Creed...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Creed - Higher
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]]>1256truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/142-oyster-lingo-presented-by-the-dredgin-legend--57969080
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1451truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/141-perfectly-normal-dreams-feral-children-be-nice--57935766
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1491truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/138-gnarliest-animal-engineers-honorable-mentions--57814723
Darwin's Bark Spider - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSwvH6YhqIM
Sociable Weaver Nests - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2ObNmGoys
Fire Ants - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpiDADw5Omw
Swallows' mud nest - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVpPBut9kM4
Honeypot KardasiANT - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rid_YW3P8CA

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Darwin's Bark Spider - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSwvH6YhqIM
Sociable Weaver Nests - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM2ObNmGoys
Fire Ants - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpiDADw5Omw
Swallows' mud nest - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVpPBut9kM4
Honeypot KardasiANT - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rid_YW3P8CA

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Weaver Ants - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_dv_dNJf3U
Honeybees - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5rWmGe0HBI
RESPECT THE BEAVE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuMRDZbrdXc
Diving Bell Spider - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rlt9yAhqTw
Cathedral Termites - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbbLCgh6sso
Driver Ants - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhmCIuhSAqA
Vogelkop Bowerbird - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zmfTr2d4c
Gopher Tortoise - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FwvUD2e94
Leaf curling Spider - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X3auSbJcMY

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become

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Weaver Ants - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_dv_dNJf3U
Honeybees - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5rWmGe0HBI
RESPECT THE BEAVE - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuMRDZbrdXc
Diving Bell Spider - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rlt9yAhqTw
Cathedral Termites - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbbLCgh6sso
Driver Ants - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhmCIuhSAqA
Vogelkop Bowerbird - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1zmfTr2d4c
Gopher Tortoise - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FwvUD2e94
Leaf curling Spider - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X3auSbJcMY

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Three Days Grace - Animal I Have Become

I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>5811truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/136-star-spangled-buttered-ramen-pho-the-geriatric-bachelor--57718297
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1234truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/134-do-what-you-love-power-of-social-media-rad-dad-update--57609136
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1304truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/132-gnarliest-defensive-animals-draft-honorable-mentions--57525219
Terrifying Hippo - https://youtu.be/jJQpq8mLbm0?si=9BRPhReQ_SN8_m9U
Otters killing caiman - https://youtu.be/gIoQGs8lvxk?si=CUH7jhMFii0IrdWJ
HoneyBadgers vs wolves - https://youtu.be/WRyWbo0Q_PA?si=r0Dnkyh6caO7cfIE
Terrifying Kangaroo - https://youtu.be/OMQ_A8pDu08?si=XKQlBhe7f78TVNGL
Electric Eel shocking Alligator - https://youtu.be/SJ2GFDOcs04?si=qR9CNoTCVnY-kPru
Horned Lizard - https://youtu.be/qqr5k6CzKvA?si=XsVTPvsArYzREwk-
Musk Ox slow mo collisions - https://youtu.be/gKHUZ1K3JHY?si=7nfBOz6DSJcGNyDC

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Terrifying Hippo - https://youtu.be/jJQpq8mLbm0?si=9BRPhReQ_SN8_m9U
Otters killing caiman - https://youtu.be/gIoQGs8lvxk?si=CUH7jhMFii0IrdWJ
HoneyBadgers vs wolves - https://youtu.be/WRyWbo0Q_PA?si=r0Dnkyh6caO7cfIE
Terrifying Kangaroo - https://youtu.be/OMQ_A8pDu08?si=XKQlBhe7f78TVNGL
Electric Eel shocking Alligator - https://youtu.be/SJ2GFDOcs04?si=qR9CNoTCVnY-kPru
Horned Lizard - https://youtu.be/qqr5k6CzKvA?si=XsVTPvsArYzREwk-
Musk Ox slow mo collisions - https://youtu.be/gKHUZ1K3JHY?si=7nfBOz6DSJcGNyDC

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>2545truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/131-gnarliest-defensive-animals-draft-with-cody-jordan--57475952
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Rihanna - We Found Love ft. Calvin Harris
Music by Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff

I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57395417Thu, 26 Oct 2023 12:17:14 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old balding commercial fisherman explains how he urinated during a swarm of mosquitoes, tells of his amazing dolphin experience, and discusses Disney's incredidle sing-a-long movie, "Encanto". Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Rihanna - We Found Love ft. Calvin Harris
Music by Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff

I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1485truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/128-no-wallet-no-excuses-build-a-bear--57336033
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1314truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/127-me-vs-8-year-old-girl-my-joe-rogan-interview--57244816
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Aloe Blacc - The Man
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Music by Aloe Blacc - The Man
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1206truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/123-happy-hopedale-anniversary--57009834
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1405truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/122-pre-workout-2-medieval-butt-demons-public-toilet-tolerance--56929331
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1374truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/121-mma-goat-draft-honorable-mentions--56920491
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Then, fight fanatics/girl dads, Tray and Cody, join me in discussing Cody's entire experience before, during, and after the fight.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Then, fight fanatics/girl dads, Tray and Cody, join me in discussing Cody's entire experience before, during, and after the fight.

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1759truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/118-the-itsy-bitsy-spider--56763685
Honeybun Chronicles link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wUp_mdRXfU

Honeybun Chronicles The final chapter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhEqVBVR53g

DIRT New Orleans - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUlmGYon5mk

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56763685Mon, 11 Sep 2023 14:50:37 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old oyster boat captain bitches about his career for 5 minutes, then makes a likely discovery that the old nursery rhyme, "The Itsy Bitsy Spider", might be a metaphor for his shitty life/career choices. Honeybun Chronicles link -...
Honeybun Chronicles link - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wUp_mdRXfU

Honeybun Chronicles The final chapter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhEqVBVR53g

DIRT New Orleans - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUlmGYon5mk

Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
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Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1610truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/116-high-school-baseball-glory-days-with-adam-dorner-keith--56649949
Music by Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56649949Thu, 31 Aug 2023 15:53:31 +0000Matthew TesvichAdam and Dorner are back with a nice reminisce sesh on high school baseball, fights, and other poor teenage decisions. Then, we get 2-time all-state shortstop(now plus-size woman), Keith, on the phone to add to the stories. Music by Thin Lizzy - The...
Music by Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>3127truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/115-welcome-adam-dorner-i-can-tackle-leonard-fournette-gavin--56632378
Music by Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town
I DO NOT OWN THE WRITES TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56632378Wed, 30 Aug 2023 02:44:52 +0000Matthew TesvichOld friends/teammates, Adam and Dorner, join me as we ramble about different things. Then, we call up our friend, Gavin, and debate his outlandish claim of being able to tackle Leonard Fournette 4 out of 10 times(no juking allowed). Music by Thin...
Music by Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back In Town
I DO NOT OWN THE WRITES TO THIS MUSIC.]]>2109truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/114-ayyyy-baby-i-m-31-2am-racetrac-stops--56570113https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56570113Wed, 23 Aug 2023 19:33:32 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old straight white balding male talks about other males that have "that look", turning 31, and stopping at RaceTrac at 2am.1295truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/113-hard-training-proud-rad-dad-mooning-flashing-a-deckhand--56515627
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love

I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56515627Sun, 20 Aug 2023 14:48:21 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old, moderately athletic, Rad Dad explains how his workout gameplan backfires, his fatherly pride, not showering, and accidentally showing my deckhand everything I have to offer. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love

I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1454truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/112-rugby-update-parker-titsworth-usa-43-nz-1-male-pregnancy--56496299
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56496299Thu, 17 Aug 2023 01:42:33 +0000Matthew TesvichA 31 year old, bruised up, rugby guy talks about his past rugby weekend, bizarre birthnames in NCAA Football, a 12 year old international beatdown, and the miracle of male pregnancy. Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love I DO NOT...
Music by The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE MUSIC.]]>1571truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/111-too-many-margs-floodgate-flirting-ants-in-my-pants--56442874https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56442874Sun, 13 Aug 2023 20:11:49 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old, mostly straight, white male discusses the rare thrill of getting hammered at home with his wife, explains the hickey on his forehead, discusses his conversations with the floodgate operator, and goes into detail about the literal ants...1264truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/110-sick-beat-drops-raising-a-proper-young-lady--56438821https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56438821Fri, 11 Aug 2023 12:23:15 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding "once a week gym goer" makes fun of "work hard" instagrammers, illogical beat drops, and discusses some of his parenting goals.1301truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/109-sell-butt-pics-or-start-catering-business--56406746https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56406746Tue, 08 Aug 2023 20:10:59 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old(basically unemployed) balding white male explains the slow and steady downfall of the Louisiana Oyster Industry. But thankfully, he's got other business ideas in mind.1375truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/108-greatest-athlete-of-all-time-with-jp--56352091https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56352091Thu, 03 Aug 2023 03:10:06 +0000Matthew TesvichWhat does it mean to be the "greatest athlete of all time"? Most skilled? Most wins? Most sports played? All of the above? JP and I try to get to the bottom of it.1658truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/107-welcome-jp-aka-fastest-caucasian-alive-all-things-rugby--56308499https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56308499Sun, 30 Jul 2023 15:18:22 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old, decently fast, caucasian male is joined by a much much faster caucasian male, JP. In this episode, we talk about how beautiful the sport of rugby is and also JP's impressive rugby career, past and present.1965truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/106-cody-s-upcoming-fight-izzy-s-tizzy--56249874https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56249874Thu, 27 Jul 2023 17:25:51 +0000Matthew TesvichOur favorite pod guest is officially signed up for his first MMA match! We discuss his nerves, goals, and sexual orientation leading up to the fight. We also discuss the latest drama involving Israel Adesanya slanging more N-bombs than Quentin Taratino.1487truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/105-nightly-wife-paralysis-cultural-appropriation-island-boys--56184134
Song by Sarah McLachlan
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56184134Sat, 22 Jul 2023 12:23:26 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding caucasian male attempts to raise awareness for a condition many of our wives suffer from every night. Then, he rambles about the ridiculous concept of cultural appropriation. To wrap up the episode, I pitch a great reality TV...
Song by Sarah McLachlan
I DO NOT OWN THE RIGHTS TO THIS MUSIC.]]>1253truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/104-never-wake-a-sleeping-wife-fatherly-immaturity-teaching-scammers--56176165https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56176165Fri, 21 Jul 2023 12:22:37 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old straight white male gives instructions on what to do in the lose-lose scenario of locking your keys in your truck AND waking up your sleeping bear, I mean wife. Also, I'm too immature to be a father. Lastly, I teach you how to deal with...1186truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/103-inclusive-target-fully-nude-defense-oral-irrigation--56126284https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56126284Mon, 17 Jul 2023 12:22:50 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old caucasian male describes his experience while walking through "inclusive" Target. Then, he explains why he might be completely useless against a home-intruder in the middle of the night.1250truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/102-louisiana-heat-butt-hair-fast-26--56085174https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56085174Thu, 13 Jul 2023 11:04:39 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old sweaty balding male describes Louisiana's heat and wonders about the mysteries of butt hair. Also, how many "Fast and Furious" movies do they have to make, for Paul Walker to rise from the grave and kill everyone involved.1224truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/101-magical-powers-bill-gates-mind-reading-with-cody-brandon--56044231
We start off with a simple and innocent:

Which magical power would you prefer from Disney's hit film, "Encanto"?

Then, things really go off the rails. It's all jokes, it's comedy, purely hypothetical.....mostly talking to you, babe.

Enjoy!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56044231Sun, 09 Jul 2023 22:55:01 +0000Matthew TesvichWe wrap up this Happy Hundo trilogy with hypothetical hell-raisers, Brandon and Cody. We start off with a simple and innocent: Which magical power would you prefer from Disney's hit film, "Encanto"? Then, things really go off the rails. It's all...
We start off with a simple and innocent:

Which magical power would you prefer from Disney's hit film, "Encanto"?

Then, things really go off the rails. It's all jokes, it's comedy, purely hypothetical.....mostly talking to you, babe.

Enjoy!]]>1913truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/100-you-vs-100-100-year-olds-with-cody-brandon--56025391
How long would it take you to kill 100 100 year olds? (No weapons allowed)

How many 100 year olds would it take to kill you?

If you were armed with a baseball bat, how many 10 year olds could you slay before they get to you?




People, these are all jokes. We would never kill anyone....... unless they insulted our mothers.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56025391Fri, 07 Jul 2023 12:32:38 +0000Matthew TesvichCheers to 100! We are celebrating 100 episodes in the best possible way. Hypothetical Houdini's, Cody and Brandon, join us again to discuss: How long would it take you to kill 100 100 year olds? (No weapons allowed) How many 100 year olds would it...
How long would it take you to kill 100 100 year olds? (No weapons allowed)

How many 100 year olds would it take to kill you?

If you were armed with a baseball bat, how many 10 year olds could you slay before they get to you?




People, these are all jokes. We would never kill anyone....... unless they insulted our mothers.]]>1753truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/99-diaper-or-litter-box-with-cody-and-brandon--56001565
-Would you rather have to use a diaper or litter box the rest of your life?

-Would you rather have to start any conversation with 5 seconds of uncontrollable laughter or say "DADDYS HUNGRY! WOOF WOOF!"?

-Name your lowest price to make out with a good friend.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56001565Wed, 05 Jul 2023 11:42:17 +0000Matthew TesvichIn celebration of 100 episodes of naturally enhancing our males selves, we are joined by hypothetical heavyweights, Cody and Brandon. In this first episode of this Hypothetical Trilogy, we discuss: -Would you rather have to use a diaper or litter box...
-Would you rather have to use a diaper or litter box the rest of your life?

-Would you rather have to start any conversation with 5 seconds of uncontrollable laughter or say "DADDYS HUNGRY! WOOF WOOF!"?

-Name your lowest price to make out with a good friend.]]>2185truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/98-2023-oyster-rock-catastrophic-extravaganza--55780224https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55780224Sun, 02 Jul 2023 13:59:59 +0000Matthew TesvichClueless captains, angry Dads, country accents, innappropriate thoughts.... find it all here on episode 98!1384truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/97-lsu-vs-florida-thompson-sucks-miserable-sports-fans--55536413
I mostly touch on the Jordan Thompson haters and the miserable race-baiting fans starving for conflict.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55536413Thu, 29 Jun 2023 22:11:15 +0000Matthew TesvichJust a terrible LSU vs Florida Series Recap by a ranting 30 year old psycho... I mostly touch on the Jordan Thompson haters and the miserable race-baiting fans starving for conflict.
I mostly touch on the Jordan Thompson haters and the miserable race-baiting fans starving for conflict.]]>1418falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/96-more-on-missing-sub-billionaires-child-labor-with-dogsitter-cody--55285449https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55285449Tue, 27 Jun 2023 15:49:39 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding white male accompanies a 30 year old Brazilian Jujitsu(entangler of other men) purple belt while he dogsits. They discuss more on the horrifying Oceangate incident, which leads into billionaires, child labor, and other sketchy...1476truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/95-lsu-vs-wake-forest-fully-retarded-recap--55012484https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55012484Sun, 25 Jun 2023 16:43:40 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old washed up athlete applauds both LSU and Wake Forest players after their 2 consecutive games at the CWS. He then compares a couple Wake Forest players to "The Bear Jew" and his childhood weiner dog.1121truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/94-missing-submarine-my-brain-cells-etc--54897597
Thoughts and prayers to all whom are missing and all loved ones!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54897597Sun, 25 Jun 2023 01:59:25 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding caulk Asian speaks on the tragic story of Oceangate's missing submarine, then(like an idiot) attempts to compare the submarine's inspector to his high school school back in the day. Thoughts and prayers to all whom are missing...
Thoughts and prayers to all whom are missing and all loved ones!]]>1218truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/93-begonia-avenger-millionaire-mascot-at-the-end-of-the-day--54653814https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54653814Thu, 22 Jun 2023 00:23:04 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old Garden Dad plans to avenge his recently fallen begonias. Also, as a male feminist, I give my take on the Denver Mascot making triple the salary of the highest paid WNBA player. Finally, I watch the LSU-Tennessee game with the ultimate...1470truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/92-family-beach-trip-2k23-mt-everest-rescue-fee--54498437https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54498437Sun, 18 Jun 2023 14:43:05 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding caucasian father takes you through his entire shitshow family beach trip and then discusses the drama of a recent Mt. Everest rescue.1253truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/91-indecent-exposure-dadly-composure-or-the-lack-thereof--54363484
Also, why do all dads seem to stay very composed under pressure one day, but then explode over something so tiny the next day?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54363484Wed, 14 Jun 2023 02:19:53 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding father accidentally flashes a family. Also, why do all dads seem to stay very composed under pressure one day, but then explode over something so tiny the next day?
Also, why do all dads seem to stay very composed under pressure one day, but then explode over something so tiny the next day?]]>1274truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/90-schedule-investigation-know-your-worth-congrats-al-pacino--54136765https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54136765Thu, 08 Jun 2023 09:31:49 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding Caucasian King investigates to find out his family duties for the next day without pissing his wife off. Also, congrats to Al Pacino for using his 82 year old penis to create offspring!1406truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/89-texting-bedding-accidents-disguising-farts-dads-being-dads--54108309https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54108309Tue, 06 Jun 2023 03:06:46 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding caucasian male accidentally sends a sexy text to the wrong group, gives advice on hiding bad gas, and shares some tendencies of his father.1230truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/88-life-100-years-from-now--54064538https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54064538Thu, 01 Jun 2023 12:11:31 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30-year old straight white balding male gives his predictions on what life will be like in the year, 2123.1779truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/87-boxers-thong-eating-while-shitting-never-wake-a-sleeping-mother--54019012https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54019012Sat, 27 May 2023 23:55:04 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding white male rants about his boxers defying gravity, having no time to shit, and his wife waking up from a nap similiar to how Helen Keller would(no offense Helen).1334truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/86-onlyfans-is-empowering--53979680https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53979680Wed, 24 May 2023 02:33:20 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding father stumbles upon a trainwreck of a TV show and tells you all about the monstrosity.1458truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/85-what-are-the-most-expensive-liquids-on-earth--53917722What a boring, I mean interesting, episode!

Speaking of expensive liquids, I end the episode talking about the new Liquid Natural Gas plant being constructed here in Plaquemines Parish.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53917722Thu, 18 May 2023 12:55:32 +0000Matthew TesvichFirst, I give my "pre-research" predictions and then I list the most expensive liquids by the gallon. What a boring, I mean interesting, episode! Speaking of expensive liquids, I end the episode talking about the new Liquid Natural Gas plant being...What a boring, I mean interesting, episode!

Speaking of expensive liquids, I end the episode talking about the new Liquid Natural Gas plant being constructed here in Plaquemines Parish.]]>1426truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/84-dolphin-orgys-trans-morgan-wallen-tiny-drunk-adults--53863990https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53863990Mon, 15 May 2023 01:22:50 +0000Matthew TesvichIn this episode, I question the morals of dolphins, explain why there's a blister on my hand, introduce my guy friend that looks like a large woman, and let you in on the excitment(or lack there of) of a t-ball game.1363truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/83-gnarliest-predators-draft-honorable-mentions--53812215https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53812215Wed, 10 May 2023 21:41:54 +0000Matthew TesvichWith tons of crazy animals still left on the table, Cody, Troy, and I discuss many other predators that didn't quite make the cut. Enjoy!3881truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/82-gnarliest-predators-draft-with-cody-troy--53769830
Cody and Troy join us this week as we draft the gnarliest predators we can think of, and also give an in-depth breakdown on why we chose them.

Enjoy!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53769830Sun, 07 May 2023 22:38:30 +0000Matthew TesvichWhen you hear "gnarliest predators", which ones come to mind? Also, which predators have the most unique hunting skills and techniques? Cody and Troy join us this week as we draft the gnarliest predators we can think of, and also give an in-depth...
Cody and Troy join us this week as we draft the gnarliest predators we can think of, and also give an in-depth breakdown on why we chose them.

Enjoy!]]>4740truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/81-introducing-reign-clean-gay-energy--53727063https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53727063Wed, 03 May 2023 10:42:40 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding white male stumbles upon a new Reign energy drink in the gas station, which he then does a pretty sweet unpaid promotion for. Also, he speaks on how quickly his baby girl is reaching milestones.1409truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/80-male-blue-crabs-are-pedophiles-and-rapists--53699653
Skip to 7:00 to hear about the crab victims, these are their stories........ DUM DUM.
I just tried to make that^ sound like Law and Order SVU if you didn't catch that.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53699653Sun, 30 Apr 2023 21:07:36 +0000Matthew TesvichA buzzed straight white balding male rambles about Yuengling and Little Debbies while he's stuck outside the Empire floodgate. Skip to 7:00 to hear about the crab victims, these are their stories........ DUM DUM. I just tried to make that^ sound like...
Skip to 7:00 to hear about the crab victims, these are their stories........ DUM DUM.
I just tried to make that^ sound like Law and Order SVU if you didn't catch that.]]>1252truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/79-grizzly-bear-vs-silverback-gorilla--53670024https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53670024Thu, 27 Apr 2023 19:48:26 +0000Matthew TesvichG joins us again as we break down a dream fight between a fully grown grizzly bear and a fully grown silverback gorilla. Then, we transition to a longtime Natural Male Enhancement debate: a grizzly bear vs a siberian tiger. Enjoy!1394truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/78-welcome-back-g-trespassing-kids-bud-light-tiktok-comedians--53648218https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53648218Wed, 26 Apr 2023 02:13:42 +0000Matthew TesvichWe welcome back G for a couple of episodes. We discuss what to do with kids that keep trespassing on my land, Budlight's newest marketing move, TikTok comedians, and people giving the police a hard time.2198truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/77-cremations-only-1195-hogs-for-the-cause-update--53624836https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53624836Mon, 24 Apr 2023 02:42:16 +0000Matthew TesvichI heard a very short and happy cremations commercial and my imagination went bananas. Also, whats with soap names? To cap it off, I give an update on how Hogs for the Cause went.1779truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/76-da-coola-on-intelligent-baby-talk-urinal-convo-vs-uber-convo--53588543https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53588543Wed, 19 Apr 2023 23:07:11 +0000Matthew TesvichI start this solo episode with some racial dialect comparisons we have down here in Louisiana. Also, what if my baby could speak in an intelligent manner? Then, I explain how slippery of a slope urinal and Uber conversations can be. Finally, why does...1357truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/75-what-if-everyone-in-the-world-fought-until-there-was-1-champion--53550601https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53550601Sun, 16 Apr 2023 13:29:34 +0000Matthew TesvichI go solo on this crazy hypothetical, but take a different angle than you might expect. Also, I vent a little bit about two bad habits my dad has and tell an annoying hardware store story.1396truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/74-he-is-risen-shall-we-rage-cry-room-discovery-easter-egg-hunt-rules-and-regulations--53517844In this episode, I pitch the idea of treating Easter like an all out rager, describe my discovery of the cry-room in our church, and demand some better rules for Easter egg hunts.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53517844Wed, 12 Apr 2023 21:30:36 +0000Matthew TesvichHoppy Easter everyone! Bet you never heard that from a white person! In this episode, I pitch the idea of treating Easter like an all out rager, describe my discovery of the cry-room in our church, and demand some better rules for Easter egg hunts.In this episode, I pitch the idea of treating Easter like an all out rager, describe my discovery of the cry-room in our church, and demand some better rules for Easter egg hunts.]]>1286truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/73-i-broke-my-back-cuntry-music-post-dump-exorcism-bryce-mitchell--53495984https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53495984Mon, 10 Apr 2023 20:50:16 +0000Matthew TesvichI make fun of country music, still release toilet demons before every workout, and give a shoutout to UFC's Bryce "thug nasty" Mitchell.1473falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/72-heaven-s-control-room-dad-s-show-and-tell-do-your-job--53475537https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53475537Sat, 08 Apr 2023 02:24:47 +0000Matthew TesvichGod made me pee on my hand, my dad will show you 2000 photos on his iPhone if you don't stop him, and you either "have it" or you don't.1406truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/71-angel-reese-is-this-caitlin-clark-is-that--53456199https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53456199Wed, 05 Apr 2023 21:44:39 +0000Matthew TesvichJust a very pale caucasian white male giving his take on people bringing "race" into every possible situation they can. Let's call it "THE GREAT RACE....RACE". Who can be the first person to bring up race in every possible form of conflict? I also...1054truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/70-aggressive-wedding-coordinator-ancestry-com-come-on-your-toes--53411651https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53411651Sat, 01 Apr 2023 13:03:36 +0000Matthew TesvichThis wedding coordinator was aggressive and confusing, my mom is black, and my maturity level is that of a 15 year old... Find it all here on episode 70!1444truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/69-rad-dad-5-1-2-month-vomit-covered-update--53345767-Projectile Vomit
-Rad Dad Senses
-Baby Books
-Bibs are mini superhero capes.
-Rap Battle
-"Controlling their Narrative"
-Quality Family Time
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53345767Sun, 26 Mar 2023 22:22:42 +0000Matthew TesvichI give the lowdown on this fatherly showdown, 5 1/2 months in: -Projectile Vomit -Rad Dad Senses -Baby Books -Bibs are mini superhero capes. -Rap Battle -"Controlling their Narrative" -Quality Family Time-Projectile Vomit
-Rad Dad Senses
-Baby Books
-Bibs are mini superhero capes.
-Rap Battle
-"Controlling their Narrative"
-Quality Family Time
]]>1570truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/68-equality-for-daughterly-fatherly-flatulence-dredging-deep-narrow-bayous--53315950https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53315950Thu, 23 Mar 2023 20:02:29 +0000Matthew TesvichI try to raise awareness and shed light on a serious inequality that negatively affects fathers across the globe. I also give the low-down on many oyster fishermens' kryptonite, deep narrow bayous.1650truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/67-hashtag-grind-social-media-rant-dyed-eye-brows--53285709https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53285709Tue, 21 Mar 2023 17:45:14 +0000Matthew TesvichI rant about the unnecessary things people feel the need to post on social media and explain why my wife looked so surprised while I was facetiming her.1494hashtagtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/66-buzzed-bliss-matrix-happy-mardi-gras-influencers-leafy-greenwalls--53237810https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53237810Fri, 17 Mar 2023 16:43:46 +0000Matthew TesvichA 30 year old balding white male discusses his buzzed experience like its his first beer, what a virgin. Also, I give my literal shitty take on Mardi Gras and parades. Last, but not least, I go on a rant about influencers and their use of those...2091truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/65-angry-dads-post-poop-manslaughter-that-s-capitalism-for-ya--53172852https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53172852Sun, 12 Mar 2023 13:32:40 +0000Matthew TesvichIn this episode, I talk about my dad's anger being comedic gold, slap jujitsu, pro arm-wrestling, and the brutal condition I leave our gym bathroom in before every workout. I also rant about some of the headlines on the Amazon Center in Tijana,...2209truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/64-oysters-from-the-future-ash-wednesday-mass-laugh-with-your-wife--53147412https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53147412Thu, 09 Mar 2023 14:12:33 +0000Matthew TesvichI discuss an annoying conversation at the dock between me and a cave-troll dealer that sounds like the male version of the Dot's Diner lady, which reminded me of a legendary quote from the oyster legend himself, Lil Corey. I also talk about how my...1377truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/63-walmart-tire-change-lower-tier-sit-down-restaurants--53143314https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53143314Thu, 09 Mar 2023 03:20:38 +0000Matthew TesvichOn this episode, I compare my experience with getting my tires changed at Walmart to eating at lower tier sit-down restaurants.1469truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/62-fighting-hogs-will-smith-slap-today-s-younger-work-force--53114605Would you rather be handcuffed to Liverking for a week or your wife for a month?
The infamous Will Smith slap.... real or staged? Who's in the wrong?
Also, what's with the younger work force today? aka "You damn kids!"

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53114605Mon, 06 Mar 2023 22:27:53 +0000Matthew TesvichWould you rather fight 100 small hogs(30 lbs) or one 300 lb hog? Would you rather be handcuffed to Liverking for a week or your wife for a month? The infamous Will Smith slap.... real or staged? Who's in the wrong? Also, what's with the younger work...Would you rather be handcuffed to Liverking for a week or your wife for a month?
The infamous Will Smith slap.... real or staged? Who's in the wrong?
Also, what's with the younger work force today? aka "You damn kids!"

]]>2129truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/61-welcome-austin-ethan-girl-dad-power-hog-for-the-cause-the-hogfather--53088870
DETAILS:

The Hogfather Crawfish Boil(and charbroiled oysters)
Location: Henry's Uptown bar
5101 Magazine Street
Saturday, March 18th

HOGS FOR THE CAUSE 2023
Friday, March 31st - Saturday, April 1st
Gates open at 3pm Friday

The Hogfather MENU items:
-Brisket
-Pork ribs
-Charbroiled oysters
-Pork sauce picante'
-Bacon pizza
-Brisket quesadillas

FOLLOW @hogfather_nola on Instagram!!!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53088870Fri, 03 Mar 2023 23:35:24 +0000Matthew TesvichThis week I sit down with "The HOGfather" managers/teammates, Austin and Ethan. We talk about what it's like to be a girl dad and discuss everything Hogs for the Cause! DETAILS: The Hogfather Crawfish Boil(and charbroiled oysters) Location: Henry's...
DETAILS:

The Hogfather Crawfish Boil(and charbroiled oysters)
Location: Henry's Uptown bar
5101 Magazine Street
Saturday, March 18th

HOGS FOR THE CAUSE 2023
Friday, March 31st - Saturday, April 1st
Gates open at 3pm Friday

The Hogfather MENU items:
-Brisket
-Pork ribs
-Charbroiled oysters
-Pork sauce picante'
-Bacon pizza
-Brisket quesadillas

FOLLOW @hogfather_nola on Instagram!!!]]>2157truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/60-lethal-eye-lash-balls-are-weird-unsubscribing-solution-physical-100--53065398https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53065398Wed, 01 Mar 2023 22:27:36 +0000Matthew TesvichOn this episode, I explain how an eye lash had me fighting for my life, discuss the weird ways your private parts work with your body when under stress, come up with a solution for never-ending emails even after unsubscribing, and give a review on...1574truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/59-tom-brady-fanboyz-naked-weather-typical-add-rambling--52882997Why can't we all just be naked?
Do I need adderal?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52882997Wed, 01 Mar 2023 00:08:23 +0000Matthew TesvichAren't Tom Brady fanboyz annoying? Why can't we all just be naked? Do I need adderal?Why can't we all just be naked?
Do I need adderal?]]>1620truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/58-el-chapo-de-ass-jake-paul-manti-teo-s-catfish-shitting-hobos-malice-at-the-palace--52845530
Burpees
Shark Tank
Weak shoulders
Jake Paul
Cyclists
Manti Teo's Catfish
Angry Homeless Man
Shitting Homeless Man
Malice at the Palace
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52845530Sat, 25 Feb 2023 02:21:14 +0000Matthew TesvichWe've got a full list of ass chappers this week: Burpees Shark Tank Weak shoulders Jake Paul Cyclists Manti Teo's Catfish Angry Homeless Man Shitting Homeless Man Malice at the Palace
Burpees
Shark Tank
Weak shoulders
Jake Paul
Cyclists
Manti Teo's Catfish
Angry Homeless Man
Shitting Homeless Man
Malice at the Palace
]]>2842truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/57-louisiana-seafood-draft-with-luke--52833051https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52833051Fri, 24 Feb 2023 01:26:46 +0000Matthew TesvichTwo absolute studs draft their top 5 favorite Louisiana seafood dishes/meals.1736truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/56-oyster-boat-storytime-with-luke--52821388https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52821388Thu, 23 Feb 2023 03:22:21 +0000Matthew TesvichI tell Luke about some of the stubborn, psycho, and funny characters I've come across while working in the oyster business.1692truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/55-welcome-luke-joys-of-golf-brilliantly-dumb-personal-injury-attorney-death-match--52807642
Last but certainly not least, we give a hypothetical breakdown of what might happen if all Louisiana's top personal injury attorneys threw down in an "every man for himself" style death match. Yes, the billboard guys!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52807642Wed, 22 Feb 2023 00:18:44 +0000Matthew TesvichOn this week's episode, we welcome personal injury attorney and pro-golfer, Luke. "Don't be a fluke, call Luke!" We discuss the joys of golf, Brilliantly Dumb's host Robby Berger, and the hi's/lows of law school. Last but certainly not least, we...
Last but certainly not least, we give a hypothetical breakdown of what might happen if all Louisiana's top personal injury attorneys threw down in an "every man for himself" style death match. Yes, the billboard guys!]]>2080truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/54-arctic-hands-axe-kicks-to-the-balls-wearing-gloves-to-eat-crawfish--52755939https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52755939Thu, 16 Feb 2023 15:52:34 +0000Matthew TesvichI ramble about the frigid temps of my wife's hands, the kicking strength of my 4 month old daughter, my loud 30 year old ankles, and good ole' Mr. Gilbert having my back at a crawfish boil.1690truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/53-promoting-a-friend-s-business-ryan-gosling-is-obama-vs-black-little-mermaid--52755499https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52755499Thu, 16 Feb 2023 15:13:32 +0000Matthew TesvichI go through my recent awkward experience with a promoting a friend's business, compare funny memes I've seen with having a black little mermaid, and me "being creepy".1372truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/52-the-roast-of-the-bachelor--52709031
Here's a rough timeline of the episode:

11:30 - "The Battle of Intercourse" (copyrighted by yours truly)
13:20 - The American Ninja Warrior commentator should be the host.
27:00 - The "Bachelor in Paradise" aka Hell Itself
35:00 - Orignal host, "ChRiS hArrIsOn iS rAcIsT"
44:20 - WHERE ARE ALL THE TRANS CONTESTANTS?!
51:50 - If I was a contestant on "The Bachelor"....

Enjoy, or don't!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52709031Sun, 12 Feb 2023 16:21:27 +0000Matthew TesvichSorry for the long-winded episode. But this is a sleep-deprived balding husband making fun of "The Bachelor" for an hour, BUT also giving some solid suggestions to improve the show. Here's a rough timeline of the episode: 11:30 - "The Battle of...
Here's a rough timeline of the episode:

11:30 - "The Battle of Intercourse" (copyrighted by yours truly)
13:20 - The American Ninja Warrior commentator should be the host.
27:00 - The "Bachelor in Paradise" aka Hell Itself
35:00 - Orignal host, "ChRiS hArrIsOn iS rAcIsT"
44:20 - WHERE ARE ALL THE TRANS CONTESTANTS?!
51:50 - If I was a contestant on "The Bachelor"....

Enjoy, or don't!]]>3601truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/51-steak--52677538https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52677538Thu, 09 Feb 2023 03:34:02 +0000Matthew TesvichA vertically challenged 30 year old balding white male rambles about his favorite food.2389truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/50-top-chip-draft-featuring-g-and-jacob--52656522
Also, we tell some stories and end the episode with some solid ass chappers.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52656522Tue, 07 Feb 2023 03:19:43 +0000Matthew TesvichTo celebrate our 50th episode, three passionate lovers, I mean friends, draft their top 5 "chips" one by one. Who's got the best 5? Also, we tell some stories and end the episode with some solid ass chappers.
Also, we tell some stories and end the episode with some solid ass chappers.]]>1803truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/49-an-nfl-qb-just-stole-your-girl-also-rigging-nfl-games--52642726https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52642726Sun, 05 Feb 2023 18:04:34 +0000Matthew TesvichAn NFL quarterback just stole your girl. Would you rather it be Joe Burrow, Jalen Hurts, Trevor Lawrence, etc? Now who would you hate for it to be? Also, we discuss the possibility of NFL games being rigged and the infamous Saint's "NO CALL".1485truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/48-king-cake-draft-featuring-jacob-and-g--52635790
Then finally, things get heated as we draft our top 3 favorite King Cakes.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52635790Sat, 04 Feb 2023 14:00:11 +0000Matthew TesvichWe welcome G back and Jacob for the first time for this week's episodes. We discuss the origin of my nickname, the weird/frightening Paul Pelosi footage, and the Fat Boys Pizza challenge. Then finally, things get heated as we draft our top 3 favorite...
Then finally, things get heated as we draft our top 3 favorite King Cakes.]]>2723truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/47-the-art-of-fart--52523736
Congrats everyone! You have reached the bottom of the barrel, I mean toilet bowl.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52523736Tue, 24 Jan 2023 00:44:53 +0000Matthew TesvichA short, frustrated 30 year old balding white male feels totally not enhanced after a huge adult fail. This inspires him to discuss a recent troubling fart experience, recite fart poetry, question the science of farts, and shares two seperate "poop...
Congrats everyone! You have reached the bottom of the barrel, I mean toilet bowl.]]>1922truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/46-rip-oishii-sushi-house--52494151]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52494151Fri, 20 Jan 2023 14:22:23 +0000Matthew TesvichI give Oishii Sushi House the eulogy it deserves. It's legacy will live on.]]>1383truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/45-skiers-vs-snowboarders-ramon-s-romantic-side-hubba-hubba-oyster-dealers-are-toddlers--52493789
Then, our special guest, Ramon Williams, goes over how to make one of his special sensual side dishes on "Ramon's Romantic Side".

I explain a recent experience with two oyster dealers and then make the not-so-shocking discovery that dealers are basically toddlers.

Lastly, I talk about my recent kitchen experiments using the most versatile herb of them all, fresh parsley!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52493789Fri, 20 Jan 2023 13:30:35 +0000Matthew TesvichOn this solo episode, I explain why snowboarders are superior to skiers. Then, our special guest, Ramon Williams, goes over how to make one of his special sensual side dishes on "Ramon's Romantic Side". I explain a recent experience with two oyster...
Then, our special guest, Ramon Williams, goes over how to make one of his special sensual side dishes on "Ramon's Romantic Side".

I explain a recent experience with two oyster dealers and then make the not-so-shocking discovery that dealers are basically toddlers.

Lastly, I talk about my recent kitchen experiments using the most versatile herb of them all, fresh parsley!]]>2086truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/44-south-park-episode-draft-featuring-cody-tray--52466967
So basically, if you want to listen to three 30 year old men cackle and quote South Park for an hour and a half, click play.

If you don't, then go on with your miserably mature life, Mr. Fancy Pants......or Mrs.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52466967Tue, 17 Jan 2023 20:48:51 +0000Matthew TesvichSouth Park has lasted for 25 seasons and over 300 episodes. Cody, Tray, and I sit down and draft our top 5 favorite South Park episodes of all time. So basically, if you want to listen to three 30 year old men cackle and quote South Park for an hour...
So basically, if you want to listen to three 30 year old men cackle and quote South Park for an hour and a half, click play.

If you don't, then go on with your miserably mature life, Mr. Fancy Pants......or Mrs.]]>5046truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/43-welcome-tray-cody-reverse-wokeness-uncancelling-myself--52456293https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52456293Mon, 16 Jan 2023 19:52:22 +0000Matthew TesvichCody, Tray, and I toss around ideas in an attempt to uncancel myself. I use "reverse wokeness" strategies and introduce some alternate ideas for "Aunt Jemima" and "The Washington Football Team." I also potentially dig myself a little deeper,...2008truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/42-best-of-the-best-throwback-hypotheticals-the-final-chapter--52433625
Would you rather wake up to a world full of pigeon-sized mosquitoes OR squirrel-sized ants?

Would you rather have a condition which causes you to do 3 super-fast jumping jacks every minute OR seductively say "I'm a bad little boy" every minute?

Would you rather live with the Amish for the next 5 years OR eat vegan for the rest of your life?

Would you rather laugh when you are supposed to cry OR cry when you are supposed to laugh?

For a full year, would you rather all humans shrink down to the size of insects OR all insects grow to the size of humans?

I also starting venting about peoples' anger over restaurants putting twists on traditional foods, which leads to me venting about cancel culture. It was nice knowing yall.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52433625Fri, 13 Jan 2023 17:16:34 +0000Matthew TesvichThe master-debaters tackle five serious master-debations for the final throwback hypothetical episode: Would you rather wake up to a world full of pigeon-sized mosquitoes OR squirrel-sized ants? Would you rather have a condition which causes you to...
Would you rather wake up to a world full of pigeon-sized mosquitoes OR squirrel-sized ants?

Would you rather have a condition which causes you to do 3 super-fast jumping jacks every minute OR seductively say "I'm a bad little boy" every minute?

Would you rather live with the Amish for the next 5 years OR eat vegan for the rest of your life?

Would you rather laugh when you are supposed to cry OR cry when you are supposed to laugh?

For a full year, would you rather all humans shrink down to the size of insects OR all insects grow to the size of humans?

I also starting venting about peoples' anger over restaurants putting twists on traditional foods, which leads to me venting about cancel culture. It was nice knowing yall.]]>4557truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/41-name-your-price-to-get-a-mike-tyson-face-tattoo-get-breast-implants-or-serve-a-1-year-prison-sentence--52418510
Name your price...
-to get a Mike Tyson face tattoo
-to get C-cup breast implants
-to serve a 1-year prison sentence

Also, if someone paid you $1,000 cash each day you wore only a visible Borat swimsuit, how long could you realistically go for?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52418510Thu, 12 Jan 2023 03:46:14 +0000Matthew TesvichEVERYONE has a price, what yours? Name your price... -to get a Mike Tyson face tattoo -to get C-cup breast implants -to serve a 1-year prison sentence Also, if someone paid you $1,000 cash each day you wore only a visible Borat swimsuit, how long...
Name your price...
-to get a Mike Tyson face tattoo
-to get C-cup breast implants
-to serve a 1-year prison sentence

Also, if someone paid you $1,000 cash each day you wore only a visible Borat swimsuit, how long could you realistically go for?]]>2456truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/40-she-s-perfect-in-every-way-but-more-hypotheticals-circa-2020--52387216
-she launders money for the wealthiest drug cartel in the world

OR

-everyone else constantly tells you she cheats on you, even though thats not true

OR

-she randomly shits herself once a week

...would you make it work?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52387216Mon, 09 Jan 2023 01:15:11 +0000Matthew TesvichShe's perfect in every way, BUT... -she launders money for the wealthiest drug cartel in the world OR -everyone else constantly tells you she cheats on you, even though thats not true OR -she randomly shits herself once a week ...would you make...
-she launders money for the wealthiest drug cartel in the world

OR

-everyone else constantly tells you she cheats on you, even though thats not true

OR

-she randomly shits herself once a week

...would you make it work?]]>1785truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/39-new-years-resolution-be-like-kanye-also-more-hypotheticals--52348090
Would you rather only be able to vocalize(words or sounds) in a R & B singing voice OR in your own monotone voice?

Would you rather get the best possible sleep the rest of your life OR go into a 10 year coma and wake up a billionare?

Would you rather a parent magically appear as your HYPE man after any joke/sarcastic remark you make OR have a parent show up and taunt you every time you get mad/frustrated?

Would you rather be dropped on a buoy 20 miles offshore with a life vest OR be dropped on the peak of Mount Everest with proper clothing and oxygen supply? You cant get rescued.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52348090Wed, 04 Jan 2023 03:41:32 +0000Matthew TesvichIf you don't want to listen to a delirious, sleep-deprived, undiagnosed A.D.D. oyster fisherman ramble about New Years resolutions, Kanye West, Donald Trump, squatty pottys, and country music, then please skip to around 29 minutes. Would you rather...
Would you rather only be able to vocalize(words or sounds) in a R & B singing voice OR in your own monotone voice?

Would you rather get the best possible sleep the rest of your life OR go into a 10 year coma and wake up a billionare?

Would you rather a parent magically appear as your HYPE man after any joke/sarcastic remark you make OR have a parent show up and taunt you every time you get mad/frustrated?

Would you rather be dropped on a buoy 20 miles offshore with a life vest OR be dropped on the peak of Mount Everest with proper clothing and oxygen supply? You cant get rescued.]]>3332truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/38-happy-hypothetical-holiday-special-cody-brandon-chance-join--52326874
Would you rather be barefoot OR no pants(visible boxers) the rest of your life?

Would you rather have Morgan Freeman narrate your every action OR watch Shawshank Redemption every morning the rest of your life?

Would you rather have a very loud shouting tick thats triggered every time you hear the word "and" OR speak very loudly all the time?

Enjoy. Or don't.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52326874Sun, 01 Jan 2023 15:18:39 +0000Matthew TesvichCody, Brandon, Chance, and I doing what we do best, circa 2020: debating ridiculous scenarios that would never happen. Would you rather be barefoot OR no pants(visible boxers) the rest of your life? Would you rather have Morgan Freeman narrate your...
Would you rather be barefoot OR no pants(visible boxers) the rest of your life?

Would you rather have Morgan Freeman narrate your every action OR watch Shawshank Redemption every morning the rest of your life?

Would you rather have a very loud shouting tick thats triggered every time you hear the word "and" OR speak very loudly all the time?

Enjoy. Or don't.]]>3591truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/37-invention-draft-what-were-the-most-important-inventions-of-all-time--52290163https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52290163Tue, 27 Dec 2022 16:02:21 +0000Matthew TesvichOur world is full of inventions and we constantly take them for granted. On this episode, we have a blast drafting what we think are the most important inventions of all time.3300truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/36-all-of-time-time-on-earth-time-bending-space-time-continuum--52290124https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52290124Tue, 27 Dec 2022 15:51:33 +0000Matthew TesvichWe barely had the TIME or SPACE to fit all of this mindblowing banter in one episode. We discuss "time" in all different forms, from all different angles. Prepare your mind for an INSANE blowjob!2673truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/35-cody-tim-join-baby-shit-lava-lamp-how-close-are-we-to-idiocracy-warning-blacked-out-powerhour-episode-attempt--52290066https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52290066Tue, 27 Dec 2022 15:41:57 +0000Matthew TesvichWith open hairy arms, we welcome back Male Enhancement Extraordinaire, Cody, and spacetime traveler, Tim, for three legendary episodes. I discuss the recent poop patterns of my baby girl. We discuss how technology and social media are making us dumb....2823truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/34-defund-the-hoa-if-you-shake-it-more-than-twice-you-re-playing-with-yourself-work-ethic-by-mike-rowe--52214898https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52214898Sun, 18 Dec 2022 01:15:46 +0000Matthew TesvichWe wrap up our time with Troy in the best possible way: bashing the HOA, bragging about our lawns/gardens, discussing our "shaking" techniques, and discussing Mike Rowe's words about work ethic and how it relates to us.1534truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/33-sleep-deprivation-our-caffeine-addictions-referee-troy--52214768https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52214768Sun, 18 Dec 2022 00:01:16 +0000Matthew TesvichWe discuss the effects of sleep deprivation on your body, along with our caffeine addictions. Then, Troy tells us how he started refereeing high school wrestling and smoking meats, but not at the same time.1861truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/32-welcome-troy-birth-of-a-mascot-trading-rad-dad-stories--52214658https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52214658Sat, 17 Dec 2022 23:29:26 +0000Matthew TesvichWe discuss how Troy became a mascot in high school. We also swap some Rad Dad stories and ugly truths.1944truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/31-could-you-tackle-derrick-henry-also-more-crazy-ufc-fights-cody-joins--52181561https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52181561Wed, 14 Dec 2022 04:27:48 +0000Matthew TesvichYou have one attempt to tackle Derrick Henry every morning. Once(if) you make the tackle, you receive 100k CASH. Will you ever make that tackle or will you get paralyzed in the process? Hey, it would be a lot harder for him to run through a hospital bed.2389truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/30-reasons-why-85-95-kids-are-better-movie-quotes-vs-gifs-very-solid-ass-chappers--52149806https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52149806Sat, 10 Dec 2022 21:55:53 +0000Matthew TesvichPhil and I compare our teenage generation to today's. Also, nobody's ass cheeks are safe from this week's ass chappers: half the beanie population, young people who wear Nirvana t-shirts, middle-aged Karens on facebook, and more!2184truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/29-eat-good-feel-good-the-office-vs-modern-family-top-3-adam-sandler-films--52149778https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52149778Sat, 10 Dec 2022 21:42:47 +0000Matthew TesvichPhil explains to us what he eats everyday. Then, we discuss our two favorite TV shows: The Office and Modern Family. And then, drum roll please. . . . . . . we rank our TOP 3 Adam Sandler films!2445truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/28-welcome-phil-guillot-crossfit-regionals-to-ironman-s-nu-metal-woodstock-99--52149737https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52149737Sat, 10 Dec 2022 21:35:12 +0000Matthew TesvichWe welcome, Phil Guillot, host of "Like Minded People" Podcast. We discuss Phil's challenging Crossfit Regional Qualifying journeys, then his transition to doing Ironmans. Then he explains what "Nu Metal" is and we chat about Woodstock '99.1952truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/27-daddy-america-one-month-poop-covered-update--52149708https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52149708Sat, 10 Dec 2022 21:26:40 +0000Matthew TesvichHere's the ever-so-entertaining one month update of a special type of superhero, Daddy America...... SPOILERS! Daddy America is me.1354truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/26-is-evander-holyfield-the-heavyweight-goat-also-call-a-crackhead-and-some-hot-takes--52126233https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52126233Thu, 08 Dec 2022 02:35:17 +0000Matthew TesvichI give Evander Holyfield some well-deserved praise. Also, I breakdown the most electric political campaign ad in Louisiana history. And who doesn't like hot takes?1732truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/25-daddy-america-more-rad-dad-experiences-2-weeks-in--52125903https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52125903Thu, 08 Dec 2022 01:22:31 +0000Matthew TesvichIn this episode, I explain how I've slowly gained confidence, transitioning from "Rad Dad" to "Daddy America." You know, like Captain America, but Daddy America. But wait, I actually am a captain, so that would make more sense. Would that be better?...2622truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/24-rad-dad-discharge-and-home-life--52123319https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52123319Wed, 07 Dec 2022 19:11:48 +0000Matthew TesvichIn this solo episode, I discuss the transition from being insane at the hospital to bringing that insanity to my home.2227truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/23-rad-dad-postpartum-hospital-ptsd--52123162https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52123162Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:47:33 +0000Matthew TesvichIn this solo episode, I describe the sleepless, chaotic two nights in the hospital postpartum.1533truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/22-rad-dad-labor-delivery--52123084https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52123084Wed, 07 Dec 2022 18:34:06 +0000Matthew TesvichIn this episode, I discuss the incredible experience of my wife delivering our tiny nugget baby. The "Rad Dad" series is entirely solo because I didn't want any guests to fall asleep. Also, I think any upcoming fathers would benefit from listening to...1594truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/21-our-phones-are-listening-to-us-comedy-epic-hobo-story--52012622https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52012622Fri, 25 Nov 2022 20:28:45 +0000Matthew TesvichWe discuss how the FBI and corporate America are using devices to spy, but also advertise products to us. We also comedy as a whole: then and now, our favorite comedians, and different styles. Then, Brandon unexpectedly ends the episode with a...2130truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/20-bald-guy-draft-featuring-matt-s-brain-aneurisms--52012552https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52012552Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:48:23 +0000Matthew TesvichWhen someone says, "most iconic bald men", who comes to mind? We draft a team of bald guys who we think have left the largest footprint on society as we know it.1515truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/19-welcome-brandon-cody-paintball-ptsd-sprang-breaks-how-to-seduce-women--52012517https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52012517Fri, 25 Nov 2022 19:41:41 +0000Matthew TesvichCody helps me welcome Brandon to the show! We discuss a paintball incident, spring breaks, and Brandon's "how to" speech that went viral.1613truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/18-traditonal-food-vs-modern-hilarious-social-media-content--51985050https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51985050Wed, 23 Nov 2022 00:10:11 +0000Matthew TesvichWe try to find a middle-ground on people/businesses putting modern twists on traditional food. We also discuss the consistently hilarious/harsh content being pumped out on social.1787truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/17-brett-favre-pump-up-song-draft--51984933https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51984933Tue, 22 Nov 2022 23:56:24 +0000Matthew TesvichWe all have them. Those certain songs that will make you shotgun a bottle of wine, fight a grizzly bear, and lower your shoulder on someone's grandma. Who won the "Pump-up Song DRAFT"?1644truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/16-top-ufc-fights-aliens-and-drugs-oh-my--51984872https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51984872Tue, 22 Nov 2022 23:45:55 +0000Matthew TesvichWe discuss our favorite "close fights" in the UFC, along with most impressive individual performances. Then, we touched on aliens, religion, alien religion, and drugs.2157truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/15-which-sports-position-requires-the-most-athleticism-also-farting-disorder--51984753https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51984753Tue, 22 Nov 2022 23:32:45 +0000Matthew TesvichWhat the title said.... also, do you think you could thrive as a newly drafted NFL player with a VERY severe farting disorder?1965truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/14-welcome-g-weddings-live-beer-olympics-interviews--51984690https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51984690Tue, 22 Nov 2022 23:17:04 +0000Matthew TesvichGabino and I swap wedding stories, along with the beer olympics(featuring live updates).1996truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/13-would-you-wear-a-borat-swimsuit-3-years-straight-for-1-000-000-cash--51947348https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51947348Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:40:12 +0000Matthew TesvichSo.... would you? Also, we discuss work struggles and how the 2-party system in politics has been chapping our ass.1738truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/12-our-god-moments-strengthening-our-faith--51947319https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51947319Sat, 19 Nov 2022 00:36:16 +0000Matthew TesvichSome people call them coincidences, we call them "God moments".1289falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/11-welcome-cody-chris-pregnancy-stories--51936451https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51936451Fri, 18 Nov 2022 06:25:32 +0000Matthew TesvichWe welcome Cody back, along with our buddy, Chris. The discussion moves from beer, to chill doctors, to glizzys, then finishes at pregnancy. All in the perfect order that God wanted.1476truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/10-would-you-rather-wrestle-a-gator-or-your-naked-father--51907697https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51907697Wed, 16 Nov 2022 05:09:36 +0000Matthew TesvichYou can read, can't you?2304truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/9-illegal-ufc-strikes-liverking-social-media--51907634https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51907634Wed, 16 Nov 2022 04:53:59 +0000Matthew TesvichWe discuss the legitimacy of certain illegal UFC strikes, the ever so entertaining "Liverking", and pros and cons with modern social media.1617truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/8-superhuman-cardio-beer-olympics--51907620https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51907620Wed, 16 Nov 2022 04:44:25 +0000Matthew TesvichWe discuss different aerobic and anaerobic capacities in many different sports along with an upcoming beer olympics.2716truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/7-welcome-cody-meeting-johnny-knoxville-blacking-out--51907566https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51907566Wed, 16 Nov 2022 04:34:40 +0000Matthew TesvichWe welcome the man, the myth, the legend, Cody, by reminiscing on some partying days.2035truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/6-colonizing-mars-space-time-ass-chappers--51895705https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51895705Tue, 15 Nov 2022 07:17:35 +0000Matthew TesvichWould you volunteer to help colonize Mars? Also, time bends in space?2059truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/5-waking-up-to-zero-electricity-outer-space-and-telescopes--51895692https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51895692Tue, 15 Nov 2022 07:14:36 +0000Matthew TesvichWhat would the world look like with ZERO electricity? Also, Tim blows our minds by discussing outer space and telescopes.1747falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/4-welcome-tim-tale-of-the-sprinter-van-sudden-single-life--51895679https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51895679Tue, 15 Nov 2022 07:10:22 +0000Matthew TesvichWe welcome Tim, discuss the "New Years Tale of the Sprinter Van", and agree we would fail at single life.2149truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/3-stranger-things-therapy-diaper-party--51895672https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51895672Tue, 15 Nov 2022 07:06:23 +0000Matthew TesvichWe dive into a legendary 'Stranger Things" scene, discuss therapy, and a recent diaper party.1240truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/2-vietnamese-cake-oyster-thieves-husband-duties--51895659https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51895659Tue, 15 Nov 2022 07:03:21 +0000Matthew TesvichVietnamese cake = The perfect laxative. Also, we discuss oyster probs and husband duties.1900truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/1-terrible-intro-pausing-time-fighting-a-grizzly--51889897https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51889897Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:54:37 +0000Matthew TesvichWe start the show off in the worst way possible. But after that, if you had the opportunity to pause time, would you? And also, how many of you would it take to kill a fully grown grizzly bear?2354falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/natural-male-enhancement-sampler-trailer--51889761https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51889761Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:39:03 +0000Matthew TesvichThis is handful of samples from some of our pointless, yet meaningful, conversations. Enjoy!345falsetrailerhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/natural-male-enhancement-trailer--51889673https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51889673Mon, 14 Nov 2022 18:33:34 +0000Matthew Tesvich115falsetrailer