https://www.spreaker.com/show/rated-h_1enTV & FilmCopyright The Gaff Networkhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ed585ddd6b753474143f19fcb0b9550.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/rated-h_1Sun, 08 Feb 2026 19:07:17 +0000The Gaff NetworkThe Gaff Networkratedhpodcast@gmail.comA semi-regular horror podcast for horror fans.trueepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/flogging-a-dead-horse-volume-six--69876494
Well, all of us did, because Smokey is so lazy!

Anyway, enjoy this latest episode and we'll probably see you in 2027.


Foxy Stoat!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69876494Sun, 08 Feb 2026 19:06:11 +0000The Gaff NetworkWho knew we would still be doing this in 2026?!  Well, all of us did, because Smokey is so lazy! Anyway, enjoy this latest episode and we'll probably see you in 2027. Foxy Stoat!
Well, all of us did, because Smokey is so lazy!

Anyway, enjoy this latest episode and we'll probably see you in 2027.


Foxy Stoat!]]>4763comedy,horror,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/flogging-a-dead-horse-volume-five--68350273
It's that time of year again.

Put up your decorations, hollow out your pumpkins, get the Sprouts Mexicane in the oven and stick us in your ears. 

Thank you for your continued support and listens!

Foxy stoat!

werhere.substack.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68350273Fri, 31 Oct 2025 00:00:08 +0000The Gaff NetworkHappy Halloween, everybody! It's that time of year again. Put up your decorations, hollow out your pumpkins, get the Sprouts Mexicane in the oven and stick us in your ears.  Thank you for your continued support and listens! Foxy stoat!...
It's that time of year again.

Put up your decorations, hollow out your pumpkins, get the Sprouts Mexicane in the oven and stick us in your ears. 

Thank you for your continued support and listens!

Foxy stoat!

werhere.substack.com]]>4609comedy,film,horror,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/flogging-a-dead-horse-volume-four--67277048
But it being here is better than it not being here, isn't it?

Good! Listen to Ben and I read out your wonderful contributions to the OUIJA BOARD OF HORROR!


Ben's blog is back, it has a new name but is still just as awesome - follow the link

werhere.substack.com
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67277048Wed, 06 Aug 2025 19:59:30 +0000The Gaff NetworkLook, I know it's been a while... But it being here is better than it not being here, isn't it? Good! Listen to Ben and I read out your wonderful contributions to the OUIJA BOARD OF HORROR! Ben's blog is back, it has a new name but is still just...
But it being here is better than it not being here, isn't it?

Good! Listen to Ben and I read out your wonderful contributions to the OUIJA BOARD OF HORROR!


Ben's blog is back, it has a new name but is still just as awesome - follow the link

werhere.substack.com
]]>3779comedy,film,horror,movie,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/flogging-a-dead-horse-volume-three--65642641
What better way to make Jesus happy, than talking about horror films?

Thank you, once again, for your continued listenership...is that a word?


https.//376miles.substack.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65642641Sun, 20 Apr 2025 16:32:32 +0000The Gaff NetworkHappy Easter! What better way to make Jesus happy, than talking about horror films? Thank you, once again, for your continued listenership...is that a word? https.//376miles.substack.com
What better way to make Jesus happy, than talking about horror films?

Thank you, once again, for your continued listenership...is that a word?


https.//376miles.substack.com]]>3079comedy,film,horror,movie,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/flogging-a-dead-horse-volume-two--64866934
Sincere apologies for the gap between episodes, but it is here now, so stop whining!

Yes, another collection of YOUR best bits of the show.

Thank you, again, for all you wonderful support over the years.

Foxy Stoat!


https.//376miles.substack.com
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64866934Thu, 13 Mar 2025 19:20:36 +0000The Gaff NetworkFinally, I hear you say! Or is that the voices in my head? Sincere apologies for the gap between episodes, but it is here now, so stop whining! Yes, another collection of YOUR best bits of the show. Thank you, again, for all you wonderful support...
Sincere apologies for the gap between episodes, but it is here now, so stop whining!

Yes, another collection of YOUR best bits of the show.

Thank you, again, for all you wonderful support over the years.

Foxy Stoat!


https.//376miles.substack.com
]]>4269comedy,film,horror,movie,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/flogging-a-dead-horse-volume-one--62350952You decide!

The Oujia Board of Horror presented for your listening pleasure.

Smokey may also have some news for you too!

The blog!
376miles@substack.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62350952Sun, 13 Oct 2024 16:59:42 +0000The Gaff NetworkThe last act of a desperate man? Or just some harmless fun? You decide! The Oujia Board of Horror presented for your listening pleasure. Smokey may also have some news for you too! The blog! 376miles@substack.comYou decide!

The Oujia Board of Horror presented for your listening pleasure.

Smokey may also have some news for you too!

The blog!
376miles@substack.com]]>3241comedy,film,horror,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-seventy-five-the-bat--60826453
Hear their opinions on the 80's, Keith, fake bats and just how awesome Vincent Price is.

Oh and on this episode? Something you may not have been expecting.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60826453Sat, 27 Jul 2024 15:06:06 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on the 80's, Keith, fake bats and just how awesome Vincent Price is. Oh and on this episode? Something you may not have been expecting.
Hear their opinions on the 80's, Keith, fake bats and just how awesome Vincent Price is.

Oh and on this episode? Something you may not have been expecting.]]>6997cinema,comedy,film,horrortruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-seventy-four-prince-of-darkness--60302452
Hear their opinions on peacocks, maggots, worms and moustaches.

Oh and on this episode? Ben has the most wonderful excuse, as to why he was late to recording.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60302452Thu, 06 Jun 2024 18:51:20 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on peacocks, maggots, worms and moustaches. Oh and on this episode? Ben has the most wonderful excuse, as to why he was late to recording.
Hear their opinions on peacocks, maggots, worms and moustaches.

Oh and on this episode? Ben has the most wonderful excuse, as to why he was late to recording.]]>9254carpenter,comedy,film,horror,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-seventy-three-pontypool--59771705
Hear their opinions on Pontys, pools, colons and words.

Oh and on this episode? The lads discover a way to converse, that no one else can understand.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59771705Thu, 02 May 2024 13:12:38 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Pontys, pools, colons and words. Oh and on this episode? The lads discover a way to converse, that no one else can understand.
Hear their opinions on Pontys, pools, colons and words.

Oh and on this episode? The lads discover a way to converse, that no one else can understand.]]>8341comedy,film,horror,podcast,pontypooltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-seventy-two-the-house-that-dripped-blood--59262040
Hear their opinions on bats, wax, actors and littering.

Oh and on this episode? Oooh, a surprise appearance from a certain Amicus obsessed friend.


Please find Ben and Liz talk about football and so much more, here - 376miles.substack.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59262040Tue, 02 Apr 2024 14:34:14 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on bats, wax, actors and littering. Oh and on this episode? Oooh, a surprise appearance from a certain Amicus obsessed friend. Please find Ben and Liz talk about football and...
Hear their opinions on bats, wax, actors and littering.

Oh and on this episode? Oooh, a surprise appearance from a certain Amicus obsessed friend.


Please find Ben and Liz talk about football and so much more, here - 376miles.substack.com]]>8642amicus,comedy,film,horror,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-seventy-one-the-most-dangerous-game-1932--58599985
Hear their opinions on asylums, dogs, evil trumpets and massive eyes.

Oh and on this episode? Ben finally reveals what he thinks of YOU!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58599985Wed, 07 Feb 2024 16:28:37 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on asylums, dogs, evil trumpets and massive eyes. Oh and on this episode? Ben finally reveals what he thinks of YOU!
Hear their opinions on asylums, dogs, evil trumpets and massive eyes.

Oh and on this episode? Ben finally reveals what he thinks of YOU!]]>7518truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-seventy-jack-frost-1997--58084829
Hear their opinions on the lack of Michael Keaton, surpising physics and carrots in the freezer.

Oh and on this episode? The lads are just full of Christmas cheer...are they bollocks.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58084829Mon, 25 Dec 2023 00:00:03 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific Christmas journey. Hear their opinions on the lack of Michael Keaton, surpising physics and carrots in the freezer. Oh and on this episode? The lads are just full of Christmas cheer...are they bollocks.
Hear their opinions on the lack of Michael Keaton, surpising physics and carrots in the freezer.

Oh and on this episode? The lads are just full of Christmas cheer...are they bollocks.]]>7272christmas,comedy,film,horror,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-sixty-nine-isolation-2005--57886565
Hear their opinions on cows, infant animals, the part of the body you definitley don't want a prawn and Bovril.

Oh and on this episode? Ben questions some of his life choices.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57886565Sat, 02 Dec 2023 16:40:14 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on cows, infant animals, the part of the body you definitley don't want a prawn and Bovril. Oh and on this episode? Ben questions some of his life choices.
Hear their opinions on cows, infant animals, the part of the body you definitley don't want a prawn and Bovril.

Oh and on this episode? Ben questions some of his life choices.]]>7657comedy,cows,film,horror,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-sixty-eight-paranormal-activity--57458459
Hear their opinions on sage, ouija boards, Halloween movies and annoying motorcyclists.

Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey come up with the idea for the greatest horror film...ever.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57458459Tue, 31 Oct 2023 15:12:54 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on sage, ouija boards, Halloween movies and annoying motorcyclists. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey come up with the idea for the greatest horror film...ever.
Hear their opinions on sage, ouija boards, Halloween movies and annoying motorcyclists.

Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey come up with the idea for the greatest horror film...ever.]]>8487comedy,film,horror,paranormal,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-sixty-seven-the-cottage--57028819
But this time, they're dragging someone else along.
It's the wonderful and lovely Zach Eastman from the Yesteryear Ballyhoo Review!

Hear their opinions on moths, swearing, spud guns and set piece let-downs.

Oh and on this episode? Ben squeezes in the most subtle reference to Beverly Hills Cop 2. Ever.
See if you can spot it!


]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57028819Mon, 02 Oct 2023 13:45:04 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. But this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's the wonderful and lovely Zach Eastman from the Yesteryear Ballyhoo Review! Hear their opinions on moths, swearing, spud guns and set piece...
But this time, they're dragging someone else along.
It's the wonderful and lovely Zach Eastman from the Yesteryear Ballyhoo Review!

Hear their opinions on moths, swearing, spud guns and set piece let-downs.

Oh and on this episode? Ben squeezes in the most subtle reference to Beverly Hills Cop 2. Ever.
See if you can spot it!


]]>7280cinema,comedy,film,horror,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-the-feature-presentations-volume-five--56812473Time for another wonderful trip through the Rated H archives.

On this episode, it's the main reviews from episodes 17, 18 & 19.
Eyes Without a Face, Tower of Evil and Funny Games.

But, can we all just marvel at Ben's French language skills?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56812473Fri, 15 Sep 2023 16:11:57 +0000The Gaff NetworkOh yes, it's that time of year, again! Time for another wonderful trip through the Rated H archives. On this episode, it's the main reviews from episodes 17, 18 & 19. Eyes Without a Face, Tower of Evil and Funny Games. But, can we all just...Time for another wonderful trip through the Rated H archives.

On this episode, it's the main reviews from episodes 17, 18 & 19.
Eyes Without a Face, Tower of Evil and Funny Games.

But, can we all just marvel at Ben's French language skills?]]>13787cinema,comedy,compilation,film,horror,movie,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-sixty-six-friday-the-13th-part-2--56413422
Hear their opinions on teenage serial killers, catapults and missed ventriloquist opportunities.

Oh and on this episode? Ben gets angry...very angry.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56413422Wed, 09 Aug 2023 14:06:38 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on teenage serial killers, catapults and missed ventriloquist opportunities. Oh and on this episode? Ben gets angry...very angry.
Hear their opinions on teenage serial killers, catapults and missed ventriloquist opportunities.

Oh and on this episode? Ben gets angry...very angry.]]>7953comedy,film,horror,movie,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-sixty-five-friday-the-13th-1980--54837192
Hear their opinions on possessed Phil Collins, beaver teeth and woke horror.

Oh and on this episode? We discover that Ben had no fun when he was a teen. Whatsoever.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54837192Fri, 23 Jun 2023 13:13:37 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on possessed Phil Collins, beaver teeth and woke horror. Oh and on this episode? We discover that Ben had no fun when he was a teen. Whatsoever.
Hear their opinions on possessed Phil Collins, beaver teeth and woke horror.

Oh and on this episode? We discover that Ben had no fun when he was a teen. Whatsoever.]]>7854comedy,friday,horror,jason,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-sixty-four-death-ship--53644271
Hear their opinions on Bruce Springsteen, Naval aspirations and being let down.

Oh and on this episode? The world record for asides is broken...surely?!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53644271Tue, 25 Apr 2023 18:08:33 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Bruce Springsteen, Naval aspirations and being let down. Oh and on this episode? The world record for asides is broken...surely?!
Hear their opinions on Bruce Springsteen, Naval aspirations and being let down.

Oh and on this episode? The world record for asides is broken...surely?!]]>8498comedy,film,horror,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-sixty-three-the-woman-in-black-1989--53472647
Hear their opnions on magnet fishing (yes, really), McDonalds and too much make-up.

Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey manage to argue, whilst actually agreeing on the same thing. It's a joy to behold.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53472647Fri, 07 Apr 2023 16:52:42 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey! Hear their opnions on magnet fishing (yes, really), McDonalds and too much make-up. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey manage to argue, whilst actually agreeing on the same thing. It's a joy...
Hear their opnions on magnet fishing (yes, really), McDonalds and too much make-up.

Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey manage to argue, whilst actually agreeing on the same thing. It's a joy to behold.]]>8411comedy,film,hammer,horror,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-sixty-two-the-burning--53122247
Hear their opinions on masks, telephones, different times and unnecessary killings.

Oh and on this episode? The lads realise that they may be getting old.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53122247Tue, 07 Mar 2023 15:17:12 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrifc journey. Hear their opinions on masks, telephones, different times and unnecessary killings. Oh and on this episode? The lads realise that they may be getting old.
Hear their opinions on masks, telephones, different times and unnecessary killings.

Oh and on this episode? The lads realise that they may be getting old.]]>8913comedy,horror,podcast,videonastytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-sixty-one-saint-maud--52314817
So here it is, Merry Maudmas, everybody's having fun...kinda!
Finally, the clash of the titans, who shall reign supreme?

Hear the lads opnions on Scarborough, religion (God help us) and differing opnions.

Oh and on this episode? Ben & Smokey promise to be respectful to each other...it doesn't last.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52314817Fri, 30 Dec 2022 15:34:21 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. So here it is, Merry Maudmas, everybody's having fun...kinda! Finally, the clash of the titans, who shall reign supreme? Hear the lads opnions on Scarborough, religion (God help us) and differing...
So here it is, Merry Maudmas, everybody's having fun...kinda!
Finally, the clash of the titans, who shall reign supreme?

Hear the lads opnions on Scarborough, religion (God help us) and differing opnions.

Oh and on this episode? Ben & Smokey promise to be respectful to each other...it doesn't last.]]>9221comedy,horror,podcast,saintmaudtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-sixty-amityville-dollhouse--51739339
Surprise! It's an episode for Halloween! It's like they do this stuff on purpose.
Hear the lads opinions on bongos, Anneka Rice and laughing so hard you lose control of bodily functions.
Oh and on this episode? Ben confirms his status as king of the aside.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51739339Mon, 31 Oct 2022 14:54:30 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Surprise! It's an episode for Halloween! It's like they do this stuff on purpose. Hear the lads opinions on bongos, Anneka Rice and laughing so hard you lose control of bodily functions. Oh and...
Surprise! It's an episode for Halloween! It's like they do this stuff on purpose.
Hear the lads opinions on bongos, Anneka Rice and laughing so hard you lose control of bodily functions.
Oh and on this episode? Ben confirms his status as king of the aside.]]>9135amityville,comedy,film,horrortruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-crisp-man-returns--51703413The Crisp sensation is here again, milking it for all it's worth.

Broadcast 25/10/2022 on Steve & Karen's Breakfast Show on Metro Radio.

Don't forget to subscribe to the new feed for Rated H, for all new shows, from here on.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51703413Thu, 27 Oct 2022 12:03:42 +0000The Gaff NetworkYou thought he was gone for good, didn't you?! Well, that was silly, wasn't it? The Crisp sensation is here again, milking it for all it's worth. Broadcast 25/10/2022 on Steve & Karen's Breakfast Show on Metro Radio. Don't forget to subscribe...The Crisp sensation is here again, milking it for all it's worth.

Broadcast 25/10/2022 on Steve & Karen's Breakfast Show on Metro Radio.

Don't forget to subscribe to the new feed for Rated H, for all new shows, from here on.]]>212crisps,crsip,sandwichtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fifty-nine-the-birds--51619147Hear their opinions on weaponising cats, the need for more horror and what it takes to truly be a 'top fan'.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a truly remarkable declaration.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1334172790Tue, 30 Aug 2022 14:18:51 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on weaponising cats, the need for more horror and what it takes to truly be a 'top fan'. Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a truly remarkable declaration.Hear their opinions on weaponising cats, the need for more horror and what it takes to truly be a 'top fan'.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a truly remarkable declaration.]]>7950truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-the-feature-presentations-volume-four--51619152The feature presentations from episodes 12, 14 & 15. The New York Ripper, The Craft and Sinister.
Revisit such classic moments as Ben being really uncomfortable, Smokey being really pervy and both of them giggling, a lot.
Not much changes really, does it?]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1318534462Fri, 05 Aug 2022 13:57:04 +0000The Gaff NetworkYes! We hear you shout. It's time for another soul crushing sell-out from the Rated H lads!! Woo-hoo! The feature presentations from episodes 12, 14 & 15. The New York Ripper, The Craft and Sinister. Revisit such classic moments as Ben being really...The feature presentations from episodes 12, 14 & 15. The New York Ripper, The Craft and Sinister.
Revisit such classic moments as Ben being really uncomfortable, Smokey being really pervy and both of them giggling, a lot.
Not much changes really, does it?]]>13906truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fifty-eight-snowtown--51619154Hear their opinions on mosquitos, dogs, cats and moths.

Oh and on this episode? Ben is cursed by a pigeon and Smokey is cursed by a chair.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1295254255Mon, 27 Jun 2022 14:37:00 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on mosquitos, dogs, cats and moths. Oh and on this episode? Ben is cursed by a pigeon and Smokey is cursed by a chair.Hear their opinions on mosquitos, dogs, cats and moths.

Oh and on this episode? Ben is cursed by a pigeon and Smokey is cursed by a chair.]]>6900truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fifty-seven-the-texas-chain-saw-massacre-1974--51619195Hear their opinions on horror porn, torture porn, what sounds like sex and what doesn't and head cheese.
Oh and on this episode? Something occurs, that hasn't happened in a loooonng time.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1263406174Fri, 06 May 2022 15:41:20 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on horror porn, torture porn, what sounds like sex and what doesn't and head cheese. Oh and on this episode? Something occurs, that hasn't happened in a loooonng time.Hear their opinions on horror porn, torture porn, what sounds like sex and what doesn't and head cheese.
Oh and on this episode? Something occurs, that hasn't happened in a loooonng time.]]>7627truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fifty-six-the-blood-on-satan-s-claw--51619167It's their glorious co-hosts from The House of Hammer podcast, Adam Roche and Cev Moore.
Once all the raw magnetism has died down, you can hear the lads express their opinions on windows, cows and unnecessary jobs.
Oh and on this episode? Ben has his head in his hands...again.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1231116043Sat, 12 Mar 2022 16:59:11 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging TWO people along! It's their glorious co-hosts from The House of Hammer podcast, Adam Roche and Cev Moore. Once all the raw magnetism has died down, you can hear the...It's their glorious co-hosts from The House of Hammer podcast, Adam Roche and Cev Moore.
Once all the raw magnetism has died down, you can hear the lads express their opinions on windows, cows and unnecessary jobs.
Oh and on this episode? Ben has his head in his hands...again.]]>9143truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fifty-five-night-of-the-creeps--51619149Hear their opinions on football (sorry), overcoming stereotypes and further uses of a lawnmower.
Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey realise, they really need to watch more horror.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1210468654Sat, 05 Feb 2022 19:17:58 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on football (sorry), overcoming stereotypes and further uses of a lawnmower. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey realise, they really need to watch more horror.Hear their opinions on football (sorry), overcoming stereotypes and further uses of a lawnmower.
Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey realise, they really need to watch more horror.]]>7926truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fifty-four-house-on-haunted-hill-1959--51619188Hear their opinions on going back on your word, giving things a bye and discovering that spirits can have terrible memory's.
Oh and on this episode? Ben finishes the episode rather uncomfortably and for once...it's not Smokey's fault!]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1176170302Sat, 11 Dec 2021 18:39:42 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on going back on your word, giving things a bye and discovering that spirits can have terrible memory's. Oh and on this episode? Ben finishes the episode rather uncomfortably and...Hear their opinions on going back on your word, giving things a bye and discovering that spirits can have terrible memory's.
Oh and on this episode? Ben finishes the episode rather uncomfortably and for once...it's not Smokey's fault!]]>6680truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fifty-three-halloween-iii-season-of-the-witch--51619199Hear their opinions on the value of a good hiding corner, inverted triangles and uncomfortable sex scenes.
Oh and on this episode? Ben's head seems to live in his hands.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1151479663Sun, 31 Oct 2021 20:00:36 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along! It's Scott, from the wonderful Stinking Pause, Rainbow Valley, Talking Pictures and Reel Britannia podcasts! Hear their opinions on the value of...Hear their opinions on the value of a good hiding corner, inverted triangles and uncomfortable sex scenes.
Oh and on this episode? Ben's head seems to live in his hands.]]>7528truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fifty-two-host-2020--51619148Hear their opinions on forgetting how to speak, forgetting how to use a phone and forgetting...everything.
Oh and this episode? The lads anoint the first ever King of Rated H!]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1141313599Wed, 13 Oct 2021 21:08:31 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on forgetting how to speak, forgetting how to use a phone and forgetting...everything. Oh and this episode? The lads anoint the first ever King of Rated H!Hear their opinions on forgetting how to speak, forgetting how to use a phone and forgetting...everything.
Oh and this episode? The lads anoint the first ever King of Rated H!]]>8063truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fifty-one-troll-hunter--51619203Hear their opinions on revisiting an old friend, why old is just really not good and that when you're very old, you grown an extra head...or two.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a charitable faux pas.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1129275922Wed, 22 Sep 2021 18:11:14 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on revisiting an old friend, why old is just really not good and that when you're very old, you grown an extra head...or two. Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a charitable...Hear their opinions on revisiting an old friend, why old is just really not good and that when you're very old, you grown an extra head...or two.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a charitable faux pas.]]>7232truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fifty-the-faculty--51619204Hear their opinions on saints, creepy dolls (again) and blowing their own trumpets.
Oh and this episode? Ben decides to break the world record for the most amount of asides ever. On a podcast. Ever.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1102531204Sun, 08 Aug 2021 20:36:00 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on saints, creepy dolls (again) and blowing their own trumpets. Oh and this episode? Ben decides to break the world record for the most amount of asides ever. On a podcast. Ever.Hear their opinions on saints, creepy dolls (again) and blowing their own trumpets.
Oh and this episode? Ben decides to break the world record for the most amount of asides ever. On a podcast. Ever.]]>7565truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-the-feature-presentations-volume-three--51619151The feature presentation reviews from episodes 7, 10 and 11.
A Nightmare on Elm Street, Body Bags and Tusk.
Has much changed since those halcyon days? Have we grown and matured since then?
Nope. We still talk bollocks and swear a lot.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1083964258Thu, 08 Jul 2021 15:49:03 +0000The Gaff NetworkWell, it's that time of year again, don't pretend you haven't all been waiting for it. Yep, it's a clip show! The feature presentation reviews from episodes 7, 10 and 11. A Nightmare on Elm Street, Body Bags and Tusk. Has much changed since those...The feature presentation reviews from episodes 7, 10 and 11.
A Nightmare on Elm Street, Body Bags and Tusk.
Has much changed since those halcyon days? Have we grown and matured since then?
Nope. We still talk bollocks and swear a lot.]]>12125truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-forty-nine-the-driller-killer--51619156Hear their opinions on uncomfortable viewing, disturbing pizzas and scary weapons.
Oh and on this episode? Ben strikes gold, with an idea for a new podcast.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1067270806Sat, 12 Jun 2021 18:56:06 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on uncomfortable viewing, disturbing pizzas and scary weapons. Oh and on this episode? Ben strikes gold, with an idea for a new podcast.Hear their opinions on uncomfortable viewing, disturbing pizzas and scary weapons.
Oh and on this episode? Ben strikes gold, with an idea for a new podcast.]]>7343truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/house-of-hammer-preview--51619160
Twitter - @househammerpod
Email - shout@houseofhammerpodcast.com]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1049359636Sat, 15 May 2021 18:02:33 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen brings you a sneak peek of the new venture from your Rated H hosts and some distinguished chums. Twitter - @househammerpod Email - shout@houseofhammerpodcast.com
Twitter - @househammerpod
Email - shout@houseofhammerpodcast.com]]>381truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-forty-eight-event-horizon--51619165Hear their opinions on punks, space and health and safety nightmares.

Oh and this episode? Does everyone get interrupted by a cat?!]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1037142931Mon, 26 Apr 2021 17:30:01 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along! It's Tom, returning guest and host of the fabulous Anywhere But Here and Banned Biographies podcasts. Hear their opinions on punks, space and...Hear their opinions on punks, space and health and safety nightmares.

Oh and this episode? Does everyone get interrupted by a cat?!]]>7695truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-forty-seven-rosemary-s-baby--51619157Hear their opinions on bumps in the night, Scarborough, the least sexy sex and how to be oh so wrong.
Oh and on this episode? Ben's mind gets lost. If found, please return to its rightful owner.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/1020586651Thu, 01 Apr 2021 20:09:53 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on bumps in the night, Scarborough, the least sexy sex and how to be oh so wrong. Oh and on this episode? Ben's mind gets lost. If found, please return to its rightful owner.Hear their opinions on bumps in the night, Scarborough, the least sexy sex and how to be oh so wrong.
Oh and on this episode? Ben's mind gets lost. If found, please return to its rightful owner.]]>9247truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bonus-crisp-man-2-electric-boogaloo--51619155So here is the mouth watering conclusion to the tale, of how one man went from humble beginnings, to crisp superstardom.
Broadcast 01/03/2021 on Mid-Morning on BBC Radio Tees with Gary Philipson.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/998005363Wed, 03 Mar 2021 19:43:58 +0000The Gaff NetworkIt wouldn't be fair to only give you half the story. So here is the mouth watering conclusion to the tale, of how one man went from humble beginnings, to crisp superstardom. Broadcast 01/03/2021 on Mid-Morning on BBC Radio Tees with Gary Philipson.So here is the mouth watering conclusion to the tale, of how one man went from humble beginnings, to crisp superstardom.
Broadcast 01/03/2021 on Mid-Morning on BBC Radio Tees with Gary Philipson.]]>494truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-forty-six-incident-in-a-ghostland--51619170Hear their opinions on crisps, dolls, crisps, babysitters and corn based snacks.
Oh and on this episode? Ben takes time away from being an internet sensation to become slightly uncomfortable.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/997127233Tue, 02 Mar 2021 19:23:23 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on crisps, dolls, crisps, babysitters and corn based snacks. Oh and on this episode? Ben takes time away from being an internet sensation to become slightly uncomfortable.Hear their opinions on crisps, dolls, crisps, babysitters and corn based snacks.
Oh and on this episode? Ben takes time away from being an internet sensation to become slightly uncomfortable.]]>6082truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bonus-crisp-man--51619169This time, even more people can hear his descent into complete madness.
Broadcast 08/02/2021 on Mid-Morning on BBC Radio Tees with Gary Philipson.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/981623470Mon, 08 Feb 2021 20:23:15 +0000The Gaff NetworkHe's only gone and done it again, Ben has got himself on the radio. This time, even more people can hear his descent into complete madness. Broadcast 08/02/2021 on Mid-Morning on BBC Radio Tees with Gary Philipson.This time, even more people can hear his descent into complete madness.
Broadcast 08/02/2021 on Mid-Morning on BBC Radio Tees with Gary Philipson.]]>463truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-forty-five-an-american-werewolf-in-london--51619211Hear their opinions on oral trauma, aural trauma and bovine trauma.
Oh and on this episode? Something really should've been edited out...but wasn't.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/975374944Fri, 29 Jan 2021 21:04:47 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on oral trauma, aural trauma and bovine trauma. Oh and on this episode? Something really should've been edited out...but wasn't.Hear their opinions on oral trauma, aural trauma and bovine trauma.
Oh and on this episode? Something really should've been edited out...but wasn't.]]>7672truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-forty-four-krampus--51619172Hear their opinions on wife beaters, how to have a Christmas spirit and getting a little soppy.
Oh and on this episode? Ben takes us down memory lane, again...and its awesome!]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/958233886Sat, 02 Jan 2021 18:58:03 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on wife beaters, how to have a Christmas spirit and getting a little soppy. Oh and on this episode? Ben takes us down memory lane, again...and its awesome!Hear their opinions on wife beaters, how to have a Christmas spirit and getting a little soppy.
Oh and on this episode? Ben takes us down memory lane, again...and its awesome!]]>7872truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-forty-three-mr-brooks--51619168Hear their opinions on literary classics, not so classic literature and how not to fill a film with unnecessary plot lines.
Oh and on this episode? Ben tries to convince us all, he's a podcaster and not a serial killer.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/943155520Mon, 07 Dec 2020 19:37:49 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on literary classics, not so classic literature and how not to fill a film with unnecessary plot lines. Oh and on this episode? Ben tries to convince us all, he's a podcaster and...Hear their opinions on literary classics, not so classic literature and how not to fill a film with unnecessary plot lines.
Oh and on this episode? Ben tries to convince us all, he's a podcaster and not a serial killer.]]>7007truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/halloween-special--51619194Not what was planned, but we felt you deserved something special.
For one time only, we bring back an old favourite.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/921505324Sun, 01 Nov 2020 15:45:44 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Not what was planned, but we felt you deserved something special. For one time only, we bring back an old favourite.Not what was planned, but we felt you deserved something special.
For one time only, we bring back an old favourite.]]>4354truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-forty-two-frontiere-s--51619205Hear their opinions on scuttling, haircuts and the ability to hold a camera steady.
Oh and on this episode? The boys realise just how handy their GCSE French really is.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/906664291Wed, 07 Oct 2020 18:44:16 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on scuttling, haircuts and the ability to hold a camera steady. Oh and on this episode? The boys realise just how handy their GCSE French really is.Hear their opinions on scuttling, haircuts and the ability to hold a camera steady.
Oh and on this episode? The boys realise just how handy their GCSE French really is.]]>6687truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-forty-one-final-destination--51619206Hear their opinions on seaweed, holes, VVitches and the correct term for a spinny clothes dryer thing.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey gets angry...or SMangry...if you will.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/888301408Sat, 05 Sep 2020 16:50:20 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on seaweed, holes, VVitches and the correct term for a spinny clothes dryer thing. Oh and on this episode? Smokey gets angry...or SMangry...if you will.Hear their opinions on seaweed, holes, VVitches and the correct term for a spinny clothes dryer thing.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey gets angry...or SMangry...if you will.]]>8666truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-forty-night-of-the-living-dead-1968--51619173Hear the opinions on activities for teenage girls, what to do when your friend dies and why we all need to be better prepared.
Oh and on this episode? The boys discover what sexism and misogyny really is.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/870081358Tue, 04 Aug 2020 17:10:28 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear the opinions on activities for teenage girls, what to do when your friend dies and why we all need to be better prepared. Oh and on this episode? The boys discover what sexism and misogyny...Hear the opinions on activities for teenage girls, what to do when your friend dies and why we all need to be better prepared.
Oh and on this episode? The boys discover what sexism and misogyny really is.]]>7552truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-thirty-nine-the-borderlands--51619179Hear their opinions on oddness, the merits of headphones and aflame animals.
Oh and this episode? Smokey wants a little chat with a certain Mr J Christ...or a legend of British light entertainment.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/856666000Sun, 12 Jul 2020 15:40:53 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on oddness, the merits of headphones and aflame animals. Oh and this episode? Smokey wants a little chat with a certain Mr J Christ...or a legend of British light entertainment.Hear their opinions on oddness, the merits of headphones and aflame animals.
Oh and this episode? Smokey wants a little chat with a certain Mr J Christ...or a legend of British light entertainment.]]>8574truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-thirty-eight-ginger-snaps--51619174Hear their opinions on soul suckers, bedlam at bath time and opening a beer while trying to finish a sentence.
Oh and this episode? The lads get rather uncomfortable.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/841860334Wed, 17 Jun 2020 16:17:40 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on soul suckers, bedlam at bath time and opening a beer while trying to finish a sentence. Oh and this episode? The lads get rather uncomfortable.Hear their opinions on soul suckers, bedlam at bath time and opening a beer while trying to finish a sentence.
Oh and this episode? The lads get rather uncomfortable.]]>8428truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rated-h-bonus--51619176Broadcast 05/06/2020 on The Ken Bruce Show on BBC Radio 2.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/835227793Sat, 06 Jun 2020 14:03:18 +0000The Gaff NetworkNot content with being a mere podcasting legend, Ben also has to grab an extra 15 seconds of fame on national radio. Broadcast 05/06/2020 on The Ken Bruce Show on BBC Radio 2.Broadcast 05/06/2020 on The Ken Bruce Show on BBC Radio 2.]]>60truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-thirty-seven-stage-fright-2014--51619177Hear their opinions on the difference between a homage and a rip-off, the correct usage of power tools and why absolutely anyone can be classed as a douche.
Oh and on this episode? Ben gets toasty and gets offered a toastie.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/833447251Wed, 03 Jun 2020 16:59:03 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on the difference between a homage and a rip-off, the correct usage of power tools and why absolutely anyone can be classed as a douche. Oh and on this episode? Ben gets toasty...Hear their opinions on the difference between a homage and a rip-off, the correct usage of power tools and why absolutely anyone can be classed as a douche.
Oh and on this episode? Ben gets toasty and gets offered a toastie.]]>7459truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-thirty-six-wolfcop--51619159Its Gabriela, from the awesome You Won't Forget Me, Muscles From Brussels, By Projection Light and Here Lies Amicus podcasts.
Hear their opinions on being a true wordsmith, dodgy Skype connections and lycanthropic appendages.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey wants an answer to a question, no one has ever asked before.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/824413972Wed, 20 May 2020 12:55:04 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. Its Gabriela, from the awesome You Won't Forget Me, Muscles From Brussels, By Projection Light and Here Lies Amicus podcasts. Hear their opinions...Its Gabriela, from the awesome You Won't Forget Me, Muscles From Brussels, By Projection Light and Here Lies Amicus podcasts.
Hear their opinions on being a true wordsmith, dodgy Skype connections and lycanthropic appendages.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey wants an answer to a question, no one has ever asked before.]]>5563truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-thirty-five-phantom-of-the-opera-1943--51619166It's Ali and Cev from the awesome Film Guff podcast!
Hear their opinions on correct beer temperatures, their shared feelings on opera and why the fast forward button is incredibly important.
Oh and on this episode, Ben dispenses with a particular item of clothing.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/815590750Thu, 07 May 2020 15:29:46 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging not one but TWO people along. It's Ali and Cev from the awesome Film Guff podcast! Hear their opinions on correct beer temperatures, their shared feelings on opera...It's Ali and Cev from the awesome Film Guff podcast!
Hear their opinions on correct beer temperatures, their shared feelings on opera and why the fast forward button is incredibly important.
Oh and on this episode, Ben dispenses with a particular item of clothing.]]>7191truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-thirty-four-eyes-of-laura-mars--51619183Hear their opinions on, having different opinions, uncomfortable post coital scenes, people being wrong and sibling rivalry.
Oh and this episode? The lads drink beer and record for a lot longer than normal.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/802496509Sun, 19 Apr 2020 20:17:14 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on, having different opinions, uncomfortable post coital scenes, people being wrong and sibling rivalry. Oh and this episode? The lads drink beer and record for a lot longer than...Hear their opinions on, having different opinions, uncomfortable post coital scenes, people being wrong and sibling rivalry.
Oh and this episode? The lads drink beer and record for a lot longer than normal.]]>9232truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-thirty-three-the-fly-1958--51619184Hear their opinions on, staying inside, being quiet, pointless scenes and people with no sense of humour.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey says he's not going to rant about something. Then rants about it.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/785288365Sat, 28 Mar 2020 13:55:56 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on, staying inside, being quiet, pointless scenes and people with no sense of humour. Oh and on this episode? Smokey says he's not going to rant about something. Then rants about it.Hear their opinions on, staying inside, being quiet, pointless scenes and people with no sense of humour.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey says he's not going to rant about something. Then rants about it.]]>6987truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-the-feature-presentations-volume-two--51619219The feature presentation reviews from episodes 4-6.
Evilspeak, 30 Days of Night and The Abominable Dr Phibes.
Had we grown into our craft? A little.
Was Ben still recording from an echoey office? Yep.
Was Smokey becoming more of a pervert? Definitely.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/771808822Fri, 06 Mar 2020 16:44:26 +0000The Gaff NetworkOnce again, this wasn't asked for, but it's being forced upon you. The feature presentation reviews from episodes 4-6. Evilspeak, 30 Days of Night and The Abominable Dr Phibes. Had we grown into our craft? A little. Was Ben still recording from an...The feature presentation reviews from episodes 4-6.
Evilspeak, 30 Days of Night and The Abominable Dr Phibes.
Had we grown into our craft? A little.
Was Ben still recording from an echoey office? Yep.
Was Smokey becoming more of a pervert? Definitely.]]>9842truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-thirty-two-the-dead-zone--51619171Hear their opinions on breaking ice, zones that may be dead and grudges that may just not be worth it.
Oh and on this episode? Ben decides he's gone too far. Finally.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/764494507Fri, 21 Feb 2020 20:50:05 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on breaking ice, zones that may be dead and grudges that may just not be worth it. Oh and on this episode? Ben decides he's gone too far. Finally.Hear their opinions on breaking ice, zones that may be dead and grudges that may just not be worth it.
Oh and on this episode? Ben decides he's gone too far. Finally.]]>6576truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-thirty-one-28-days-later--51619185Hear their opinions on getting the rage, getting the anger, getting the Pepsi and getting the horn.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a point. Ben disagrees. Again.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/753433321Sat, 01 Feb 2020 20:15:23 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on getting the rage, getting the anger, getting the Pepsi and getting the horn. Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a point. Ben disagrees. Again.Hear their opinions on getting the rage, getting the anger, getting the Pepsi and getting the horn.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey makes a point. Ben disagrees. Again.]]>6528truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-thirty-poltergeist-1982--51619180Hear their opinions on surprising acting, bad acting, good acting and things that just don't make any sense.
Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey get a bit ranty...ok...Smokey does.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/731924293Sat, 21 Dec 2019 15:53:23 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on surprising acting, bad acting, good acting and things that just don't make any sense. Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey get a bit ranty...ok...Smokey does.Hear their opinions on surprising acting, bad acting, good acting and things that just don't make any sense.
Oh and on this episode? Ben and Smokey get a bit ranty...ok...Smokey does.]]>8073truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-twenty-nine-the-blair-witch-project--51619186Hear their opinions on jokers, smokers and midnight...runs through the woods.
Oh and this episode? A cheeky bit of quiz show thievery occurs.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/722183290Tue, 03 Dec 2019 16:34:24 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on jokers, smokers and midnight...runs through the woods. Oh and this episode? A cheeky bit of quiz show thievery occurs.Hear their opinions on jokers, smokers and midnight...runs through the woods.
Oh and this episode? A cheeky bit of quiz show thievery occurs.]]>7760truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-twenty-eight-the-silence-of-the-lambs--51619181Hear their opinions on birds, lambs, dogs and moths.
Oh and this episode? The most disgusting outtakes ever.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/707276560Sun, 03 Nov 2019 15:30:37 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on birds, lambs, dogs and moths. Oh and this episode? The most disgusting outtakes ever.Hear their opinions on birds, lambs, dogs and moths.
Oh and this episode? The most disgusting outtakes ever.]]>7983truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-twenty-seven-bride-of-frankenstein--51619175Hear their opinions on insertion, doing it face to face, new features and resurrections.
Oh and on this episode? Is that an angel I hear singing? Nope. It's just Ben.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/685646815Mon, 23 Sep 2019 17:46:54 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on insertion, doing it face to face, new features and resurrections. Oh and on this episode? Is that an angel I hear singing? Nope. It's just Ben.Hear their opinions on insertion, doing it face to face, new features and resurrections.
Oh and on this episode? Is that an angel I hear singing? Nope. It's just Ben.]]>7016truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-twenty-six-the-stuff--51619190Hear their opinions on stuff, stuff and more stuff.
Oh and on this episode? Don't ask us what was said, we will never tell you.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/670034756Fri, 23 Aug 2019 17:06:00 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on stuff, stuff and more stuff. Oh and on this episode? Don't ask us what was said, we will never tell you.Hear their opinions on stuff, stuff and more stuff.
Oh and on this episode? Don't ask us what was said, we will never tell you.]]>6607truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-twenty-five-shadow-of-the-vampire--51619196Hear their opinions on selling out, how to improve classic children's tv shows, perfect date night films and how to make a podcast when both hosts are broken.
Oh and this episode? A certain accent, may make a reappearance.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/653939171Sat, 20 Jul 2019 15:33:04 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on selling out, how to improve classic children's tv shows, perfect date night films and how to make a podcast when both hosts are broken. Oh and this episode? A certain accent,...Hear their opinions on selling out, how to improve classic children's tv shows, perfect date night films and how to make a podcast when both hosts are broken.
Oh and this episode? A certain accent, may make a reappearance.]]>7135truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-twenty-four-amityville-the-evil-escapes--51619182Hear their opinions on home furnishings, demonic felines, childhood trauma and big jaws.
Oh and on this episode? Ben forgets how to divide 10 by 2. Apparently.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/635185827Tue, 11 Jun 2019 19:19:55 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on home furnishings, demonic felines, childhood trauma and big jaws. Oh and on this episode? Ben forgets how to divide 10 by 2. Apparently.Hear their opinions on home furnishings, demonic felines, childhood trauma and big jaws.
Oh and on this episode? Ben forgets how to divide 10 by 2. Apparently.]]>7613truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-twenty-three-the-thing-1982--51619178It's Adam Roche, from the awesome Attaboy Clarence, Secret History of Hollywood and Talking Pictures TV podcasts!
Hear their opinions on sausages, getting over excited and surprise canine guests.
Oh and on this episode? Most. Outtakes. Ever.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/614787870Thu, 02 May 2019 19:53:38 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's Adam Roche, from the awesome Attaboy Clarence, Secret History of Hollywood and Talking Pictures TV podcasts! Hear their opinions on...It's Adam Roche, from the awesome Attaboy Clarence, Secret History of Hollywood and Talking Pictures TV podcasts!
Hear their opinions on sausages, getting over excited and surprise canine guests.
Oh and on this episode? Most. Outtakes. Ever.]]>6956truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-twenty-two-high-spirits--51619202Hear their opinions on ghosts, ghouls, banshees, flying masonry and fish puns.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey adds another impression to his roster.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/593103039Wed, 20 Mar 2019 17:56:26 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on ghosts, ghouls, banshees, flying masonry and fish puns. Oh and on this episode? Smokey adds another impression to his roster.Hear their opinions on ghosts, ghouls, banshees, flying masonry and fish puns.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey adds another impression to his roster.]]>7201truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-twenty-one-to-the-devil-a-daughter--51619187Hear their opinions on Byrne, burns, nuns and guns.
Oh and this episode? Ben coins a term that has never been used before.
Because it's filthy.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/581280402Mon, 25 Feb 2019 21:07:33 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Byrne, burns, nuns and guns. Oh and this episode? Ben coins a term that has never been used before. Because it's filthy.Hear their opinions on Byrne, burns, nuns and guns.
Oh and this episode? Ben coins a term that has never been used before.
Because it's filthy.]]>7112truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-twenty-house-of-wax-1953--51619201Hear their opinions on wax (unsurprisingly), X-Rated material (unsurprisingly) and flanges.
Oh and this episode? Smokey produces a noise from his soul.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/557731272Sat, 12 Jan 2019 02:04:03 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on wax (unsurprisingly), X-Rated material (unsurprisingly) and flanges. Oh and this episode? Smokey produces a noise from his soul.Hear their opinions on wax (unsurprisingly), X-Rated material (unsurprisingly) and flanges.
Oh and this episode? Smokey produces a noise from his soul.]]>7034truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rated-h-thank-you--51619193Are we thankful? Yes. Are we drunk? Yes.
Should we have released this? You decide.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/545852721Sun, 16 Dec 2018 18:58:03 +0000The Gaff NetworkA little bonus. Are we thankful? Yes. Are we drunk? Yes. Should we have released this? You decide.Are we thankful? Yes. Are we drunk? Yes.
Should we have released this? You decide.]]>170truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-nineteen-funny-games-2007--51619209Hear their opinions on office politics, important knives, Antipodean contributors and going above and beyond for your podcast.
Oh and this episode, Ben and Smokey flex their muscles.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/539771961Tue, 04 Dec 2018 18:42:33 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on office politics, important knives, Antipodean contributors and going above and beyond for your podcast. Oh and this episode, Ben and Smokey flex their muscles.Hear their opinions on office politics, important knives, Antipodean contributors and going above and beyond for your podcast.
Oh and this episode, Ben and Smokey flex their muscles.]]>6853truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-eighteen-tower-of-evil--51619192Hear their opinions on Twitter feud rules, exquisite acting, poor decisions and surprising ratings.
Oh and this episode? Outtakes. So many outtakes.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/527352090Fri, 09 Nov 2018 21:18:43 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Twitter feud rules, exquisite acting, poor decisions and surprising ratings. Oh and this episode? Outtakes. So many outtakes.Hear their opinions on Twitter feud rules, exquisite acting, poor decisions and surprising ratings.
Oh and this episode? Outtakes. So many outtakes.]]>5918truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-seventeen-eyes-without-a-face--51619200Hear their opinions on lizards, stiffening bones, predators and flappy skin.
Oh and this episode? Smokey appears to be slightly refreshed. Slightly.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/518871429Tue, 23 Oct 2018 21:35:53 +0000The Gaff NetworkBen and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on lizards, stiffening bones, predators and flappy skin. Oh and this episode? Smokey appears to be slightly refreshed. Slightly.Hear their opinions on lizards, stiffening bones, predators and flappy skin.
Oh and this episode? Smokey appears to be slightly refreshed. Slightly.]]>6981truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-the-feature-presentations-volume-one--51619215The feature presentation reviews from episodes 1-3.
Tucker & Dale Vs Evil, The Legend of Hell House and Martyrs.
Did we know what we were doing back then? Kind of.
Did Ben react badly to some things? Maybe.
Was Smokey a pervert in those early days? Definitely.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/508048809Mon, 01 Oct 2018 21:09:43 +0000The Gaff NetworkOur listeners didn't ask for it, but they've got it. The feature presentation reviews from episodes 1-3. Tucker & Dale Vs Evil, The Legend of Hell House and Martyrs. Did we know what we were doing back then? Kind of. Did Ben react badly to some...The feature presentation reviews from episodes 1-3.
Tucker & Dale Vs Evil, The Legend of Hell House and Martyrs.
Did we know what we were doing back then? Kind of.
Did Ben react badly to some things? Maybe.
Was Smokey a pervert in those early days? Definitely.]]>6265truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-sixteen-race-with-the-devil-1975--51619191Hear their opinions on pool cleaners, household appliances, unfortunate biological developments and the infuriating life of a Librarian.
Oh and on this episode? Ben explodes. Several times.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/500302530Sat, 15 Sep 2018 15:53:06 +0000The Gaff NetworkYour hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on pool cleaners, household appliances, unfortunate biological developments and the infuriating life of a Librarian. Oh and on this episode? Ben explodes. Several times.Hear their opinions on pool cleaners, household appliances, unfortunate biological developments and the infuriating life of a Librarian.
Oh and on this episode? Ben explodes. Several times.]]>6890truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fifteen-sinister--51619210Hear their opinions on urban legends, sex phones, lawnmowers and why all children are terrifying.
Oh and on this episode? Both Ben and Smokey burst into song. Oh yes.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/477928848Sat, 28 Jul 2018 16:42:43 +0000The Gaff NetworkYour hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on urban legends, sex phones, lawnmowers and why all children are terrifying. Oh and on this episode? Both Ben and Smokey burst into song. Oh yes.Hear their opinions on urban legends, sex phones, lawnmowers and why all children are terrifying.
Oh and on this episode? Both Ben and Smokey burst into song. Oh yes.]]>6179truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fourteen-the-craft--51619218Hear their opinions on witches, toxic avengers, rollercoasters and even more tales of bloody nipples.
Oh and on this episode, Ben and Smokey collapse under the pressure of Harry Potter trivia.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/465576252Sat, 30 Jun 2018 16:58:15 +0000The Gaff NetworkYour hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on witches, toxic avengers, rollercoasters and even more tales of bloody nipples. Oh and on this episode, Ben and Smokey collapse under the pressure of Harry Potter...Hear their opinions on witches, toxic avengers, rollercoasters and even more tales of bloody nipples.
Oh and on this episode, Ben and Smokey collapse under the pressure of Harry Potter trivia.]]>7570truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-thirteen-hellraiser--51619207Hear their opinions on bloody nipples, gooey fingers and massive hair.
Oh and on this episode? Ben may have forgotten something.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/445968711Fri, 18 May 2018 19:40:12 +0000The Gaff NetworkYour hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's Tom, from the awesome Anywhere But Here podcast. Hear their opinions on bloody nipples, gooey fingers and massive hair. Oh and on...Hear their opinions on bloody nipples, gooey fingers and massive hair.
Oh and on this episode? Ben may have forgotten something.]]>7926truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-twelve-the-new-york-ripper--51619208Hear their opinions on fading memories, showers, alternate uses for wine bottles and how to cheat at the Alphabet of Terror!
Oh and on this episode? Ben nearly makes himself pass out, with his own description of a film.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/427722036Tue, 10 Apr 2018 16:23:10 +0000The Gaff NetworkYour hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on fading memories, showers, alternate uses for wine bottles and how to cheat at the Alphabet of Terror! Oh and on this episode? Ben nearly makes himself pass out,...Hear their opinions on fading memories, showers, alternate uses for wine bottles and how to cheat at the Alphabet of Terror!
Oh and on this episode? Ben nearly makes himself pass out, with his own description of a film.]]>6334truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-eleven-tusk--51619225Hear their opinions on monkey butlers, too much exposition and the finest cuisine that Teeside can provide.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey stops having a filthy mind. Briefly.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/411183045Fri, 09 Mar 2018 17:38:19 +0000The Gaff NetworkYour hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on monkey butlers, too much exposition and the finest cuisine that Teeside can provide. Oh and on this episode? Smokey stops having a filthy mind. Briefly.Hear their opinions on monkey butlers, too much exposition and the finest cuisine that Teeside can provide.
Oh and on this episode? Smokey stops having a filthy mind. Briefly.]]>6417truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-ten-body-bags--51619217Hear their opinions on rats, gas, eyes and hair.
Oh and on this episode? Ben attempts tactfulness. He fails.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/385584047Thu, 18 Jan 2018 18:54:04 +0000The Gaff NetworkYour hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on rats, gas, eyes and hair. Oh and on this episode? Ben attempts tactfulness. He fails.Hear their opinions on rats, gas, eyes and hair.
Oh and on this episode? Ben attempts tactfulness. He fails.]]>6457truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-nine-ghostwatch--51619220Hear their opinions on Pipes, Parky, Pascoe and the paranormal.
Oh and this episode? Scariest. Outtake. Ever.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/356671373Thu, 16 Nov 2017 16:48:08 +0000The Gaff NetworkJoin your hosts Ben and Smokey, as they take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Pipes, Parky, Pascoe and the paranormal. Oh and this episode? Scariest. Outtake. Ever.Hear their opinions on Pipes, Parky, Pascoe and the paranormal.
Oh and this episode? Scariest. Outtake. Ever.]]>5658truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-eight-sunday-morning--51619222Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey.
Hear their opinions on getting it, a fly in the ear and homemade weapons.
Oh and this episode? Longest. Outtake. Ever.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/348259541Mon, 23 Oct 2017 21:01:28 +0000The Gaff NetworkThe eighth episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on getting it, a fly in the ear and homemade weapons. Oh and this episode? Longest. Outtake. Ever.Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey.
Hear their opinions on getting it, a fly in the ear and homemade weapons.
Oh and this episode? Longest. Outtake. Ever.]]>2468truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-seven-a-nightmare-on-elm-street-1984--51619212Hear their opinions on crooked men, how to improve Greggs the bakers and how to say farewell to a true horror legend.
Oh and how to hit a teenage girl in the face properly.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/343467277Fri, 22 Sep 2017 00:13:46 +0000The Gaff NetworkThe seventh episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on crooked men, how to improve Greggs the bakers and how to say farewell to a true horror legend. Oh and how...Hear their opinions on crooked men, how to improve Greggs the bakers and how to say farewell to a true horror legend.
Oh and how to hit a teenage girl in the face properly.]]>5671truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-six-the-abominable-dr-phibes--51619214Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey.
Hear their opinions on mummies, baby drivers, sprouts and never ending fist fights.
Oh and more Bottom references than you can shake a stick at...or would ever want to.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/334845039Tue, 25 Jul 2017 23:35:13 +0000The Gaff NetworkThe sixth episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on mummies, baby drivers, sprouts and never ending fist fights. Oh and more Bottom references than you can...Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey.
Hear their opinions on mummies, baby drivers, sprouts and never ending fist fights.
Oh and more Bottom references than you can shake a stick at...or would ever want to.]]>6528truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-five-30-days-of-night--51619221Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey as they take you through a truly horrific journey.
Hear their opinions on flutes, sweaty saxophones and music played with fingernails.
Oh and Smokey is possibly a kid hating, non-dementia sympathising pervert.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/328685392Sun, 18 Jun 2017 14:20:11 +0000The Gaff NetworkThe fifth episode of Rated H is here...finally! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on flutes, sweaty saxophones and music played with fingernails. Oh and Smokey is possibly a kid...Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey as they take you through a truly horrific journey.
Hear their opinions on flutes, sweaty saxophones and music played with fingernails.
Oh and Smokey is possibly a kid hating, non-dementia sympathising pervert.]]>5509truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-four-evilspeak--51619216Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey.
Hear their opinions on films with too many sequels, a writer who surely must run out of ideas at some point and Rah Di Dah. Oh and Ben is possibly a giant racist.]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/320332189Mon, 01 May 2017 14:06:30 +0000The Gaff NetworkThe fourth episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on films with too many sequels, a writer who surely must run out of ideas at some point and Rah Di Dah. Oh...Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey.
Hear their opinions on films with too many sequels, a writer who surely must run out of ideas at some point and Rah Di Dah. Oh and Ben is possibly a giant racist.]]>5403truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-three-martyrs--51619197Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey! Hear their opinions on Findus Crispy Pancakes, rampant sexism, patronising podcasting and a 10/10 classic!]]>tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/315283655Thu, 30 Mar 2017 20:25:38 +0000The Gaff NetworkThe third episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey! Hear their opinions on Findus Crispy Pancakes, rampant sexism, patronising podcasting and a 10/10 classic!Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey! Hear their opinions on Findus Crispy Pancakes, rampant sexism, patronising podcasting and a 10/10 classic!]]>4994truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-two-the-legend-of-hell-house--51619223tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/305845260Thu, 02 Feb 2017 23:20:00 +0000The Gaff NetworkThe second episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey as they take you through a horrific journey...again. Hear their opinions on haunted bedroom furniture, stuffed cat fights and how best to impersonate a demon.4614truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-one-tucker-and-dale-vs-evil--51619213tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/297954500Thu, 15 Dec 2016 00:33:12 +0000The Gaff NetworkThe inaugural episode of Rated H is here! Join your hosts, Ben and Smokey, as they take you through a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Blair Witches, chainsaw wielding brides, killer hillbillies and soul destroying theme tunes.4694truefull