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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>The Claymore and Slappy Show</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-claymore-and-slappy-show--5673286</link><description><![CDATA[Two friends watch various media and talk. And talk. And talk.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/5673286/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>TV Reviews</category><copyright>Copyright Animal Data</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9684825bbe8cdac95b650bcb4f928aa7.jpg</url><title>The Claymore and Slappy Show</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-claymore-and-slappy-show--5673286</link></image><lastBuildDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 04:11:15 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Animal Data</itunes:name><itunes:email>slappybaghand@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9684825bbe8cdac95b650bcb4f928aa7.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Two friends watch various media and talk. And talk. 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This episode features faces like slapped asses, weeping whilst dancing, and the second chances we should never give...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Slappy's mic is turned up so loud every vibration makes a noise, but it's not like we're being paid for our amazing recording skills. This episode features faces like slapped asses, weeping whilst dancing, and the second chances we should never give abusers. Half your age plus seven!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6950</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,criticism,davidlynch,mediacriticism,rewatch,television,tv,tvcriticism,twinpeaks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b3bf959bdd9902df9b48188f414152e0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>One Armed Man S02E05 (Twin Peaks)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-armed-man-s02e05-twin-peaks--69711383</link><description><![CDATA[Episode five involves a meeting down by the river. Aspersions are cast about Lucy's competence. Agent Cooper shoots a gun sexily. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69711383</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 21:06:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69711383/s02e05cass.mp3" length="164579786" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Episode five involves a meeting down by the river. Aspersions are cast about Lucy's competence. Agent Cooper shoots a gun sexily. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode five involves a meeting down by the river. Aspersions are cast about Lucy's competence. 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Somebody please dance with poor Leland.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5987</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,critique,mediacriticism,rewatch,television,tv,twinpeaks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/67108a40344ffdb3502d8a6b183fe2e9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Zen or the Skill to Catch a Killer S02E03 part 2 (Twin Peaks)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/zen-or-the-skill-to-catch-a-killer-s02e03-part-2-twin-peaks--68952801</link><description><![CDATA[Much is made of an extra book. Agent Cooper introduces Albert to everyone, then dreams of a red room.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68952801</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2025 04:16:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68952801/cassks02e03part2.mp3" length="99425801" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Much is made of an extra book. Agent Cooper introduces Albert to everyone, then dreams of a red room.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Much is made of an extra book. Agent Cooper introduces Albert to everyone, then dreams of a red room.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3108</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>media,mediacriticism,rewatch,television,tv,twinpeaks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a3141cfd9dc126433bb0ca3145c3b3a2.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Zen or the Skill to Catch a Killer S02E03part 1 (Twin Peaks)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/zen-or-the-skill-to-catch-a-killer-s02e03part-1-twin-peaks--68947239</link><description><![CDATA[In which Tibet is talked about, Blackie is romanced and the Horne brothers horn it up.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68947239</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2025 20:13:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68947239/casss02ep3part1.mp3" length="135470601" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In which Tibet is talked about, Blackie is romanced and the Horne brothers horn it up.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In which Tibet is talked about, Blackie is romanced and the Horne brothers horn it up.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4234</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>criticism,mediacriticism,oldshows,rewatch,television,tv,twinpeaks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8a2d592d807e14cbe3eab843165184fd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eratosthenes: the original beta male</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/eratosthenes-the-original-beta-male--66561213</link><description><![CDATA[In a very special episode of the Claymore and Slappy show, Slappy (Jess Thursday) tells her friend Claymore about her favorite librarian, the famous Eratosthenes of the Library of Alexandria. He was sort of good at so much stuff his friends called him Beta. Slappy can really relate to this.<br /><br />Some references:<br /><br />Bagnell, Roger. 2002. “Alexandria: Library of Dreams.”<i> Proceedings of the American Philosophical Society </i>146 (4) : 348-362<a href="https://www.jstor.org/stable/1558311" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> https://www.jstor.org/stable/1558311</a><br /><br />Carman, Christian Carlos &amp; J. Evans. 2015. “The Two Earths of Eratosthenes.” <i>Isis </i>106 (1) : 1-16 <a href="https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1086/681034" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1086/681034</a><br /> <br />Connors, Catherine. 2011. “Eratosthenes, Strabo and the Geographer's Gaze.” <i>Pacific Coast Philology </i>46 (2) : 139-152. <a href="https://www.jstor.org/stable/41851022" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jstor.org/stable/41851022</a><br /><br />Mark, Joshua. World History Encyclopedia. <a href="https://www.worldhistory.org/Eratosthenes" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.worldhistory.org/Eratosthenes</a>/ March 3, 2022<br /> <br />Posamentier, Alfred &amp; C. Spreitzer. 2020. <i>Math Makers.</i> Prometheus Books. p. 39-43<br /> <br />Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy. “Arcesilaus.” <a href="https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/arcesilaus/#SkepMethDoct" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/arcesilaus/#SkepMethDoct</a> January 14, 2005.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66561213</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2025 22:11:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66561213/eratosthenes_the_original_beta_male.mp3" length="43165569" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In a very special episode of the Claymore and Slappy show, Slappy (Jess Thursday) tells her friend Claymore about her favorite librarian, the famous Eratosthenes of the Library of Alexandria. 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Evans. 2015. “The Two Earths of Eratosthenes.” <i>Isis </i>106 (1) : 1-16 <a href="https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1086/681034" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1086/681034</a><br /> <br />Connors, Catherine. 2011. “Eratosthenes, Strabo and the Geographer's Gaze.” <i>Pacific Coast Philology </i>46 (2) : 139-152. <a href="https://www.jstor.org/stable/41851022" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.jstor.org/stable/41851022</a><br /><br />Mark, Joshua. World History Encyclopedia. <a href="https://www.worldhistory.org/Eratosthenes" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.worldhistory.org/Eratosthenes</a>/ March 3, 2022<br /> <br />Posamentier, Alfred &amp; C. Spreitzer. 2020. <i>Math Makers.</i> Prometheus Books. p. 39-43<br /> <br />Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy. “Arcesilaus.” <a href="https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/arcesilaus/#SkepMethDoct" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/arcesilaus/#SkepMethDoct</a> January 14, 2005.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2698</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ancienthistory,eratosthenes,history,librarians</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b18054aff98b3a57125223be2fb7c578.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Traces to Nowhere S02E02 (Twin Peaks)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/traces-to-nowhere-s02e02-twin-peaks--60686313</link><description><![CDATA[Due to a recording snafu there's a bit of echo on this episode but besides that we get to see Laura Palmer freak out, Pete try to get fish out of a percolator, and Agent Cooper hangs upsidedown. 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Ashtrays are inspected as well as teenage diaries.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5451</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,rewatch,television,tv,twinpeaks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2da02d2ccdebc656ea01c2f0e1c718a3.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>In Dreams Begin Responsibilities S01E19</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/in-dreams-begin-responsibilities-s01e19--56523477</link><description><![CDATA[The season and series finale of My So Called Life leaves us wanting more. More characters whose full name is always stated. More tension between idiot teenagers and their idiot problems. Did Katimski ever really quit coffee? Did Graham find success as a chef? 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Did Katimski ever really quit coffee? Did Graham find success as a chef? Did he ever sleep with Plucky McNosecandy?<br />Our friend Carli joins us having not seen any of the rest of the show.<br />Thanks for going on this listening journey with both of us!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6547</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,90stv,mediacritique,mscl,mysocalledlife,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e65fce345437a11a0312289ea7a74ac6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Weekend S01E18</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/weekend-s01e18--56186726</link><description><![CDATA[In which handcuffs are introduced. Patty doesn't hold her liquor very well. Neil dumps his new girlfriend.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56186726</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2023 22:26:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56186726/episode18mscl.mp3" length="190771617" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In which handcuffs are introduced. Patty doesn't hold her liquor very well. Neil dumps his new girlfriend.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In which handcuffs are introduced. Patty doesn't hold her liquor very well. Neil dumps his new girlfriend.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,90stelevision,90stv,mscl,mysocalledlife,rewatch,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4e86909cfe6285191a5ae337a5a976ec.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Betrayal S01E17</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/betrayal-s01e17--53623857</link><description><![CDATA[Angela is betrayed and lashes out. Graham's partner is all over the place and sus af. Patty knows how Rayanne feels.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53623857</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2023 23:17:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53623857/mscl17.mp3" length="161343946" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Angela is betrayed and lashes out. Graham's partner is all over the place and sus af. Patty knows how Rayanne feels.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Angela is betrayed and lashes out. Graham's partner is all over the place and sus af. Patty knows how Rayanne feels.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5042</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,90srewatch,90stv,mediacriticism,mysocalledlife,rewatch,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bfae4344c06a3616bd9494faa681093b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Resolutions S01E16</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/resolutions-s01e16--53546109</link><description><![CDATA[New Years is arbitrary and so are everyone's resolutions on the show. Phone books are explained as well as phone....houses. Boxes. Booths? Caffeine withdrawals are no joke.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53546109</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2023 19:23:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53546109/resolutionss01e16.mp3" length="144154121" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>New Years is arbitrary and so are everyone's resolutions on the show. Phone books are explained as well as phone....houses. Boxes. Booths? Caffeine withdrawals are no joke.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[New Years is arbitrary and so are everyone's resolutions on the show. Phone books are explained as well as phone....houses. Boxes. Booths? Caffeine withdrawals are no joke.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4505</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,90stv,mediacriticism,mysocalledlife,television,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2e1de4938bc44525e9ddfa37dd919d4e.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>So Called Angels S01E15</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/so-called-angels-s01e15--53173681</link><description><![CDATA[In which folk-singer angels walk among us.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53173681</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2023 16:08:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53173681/mscl15.mp3" length="105012244" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In which folk-singer angels walk among us.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In which folk-singer angels walk among us.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3282</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,90stv,critic,mediacriticism,mysocalledlife,television</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/9684825bbe8cdac95b650bcb4f928aa7.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>On The Wagon S01E14</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/on-the-wagon-s01e14--52852304</link><description><![CDATA[Rayanne hits a milestone but her friends are still wary of her progress. 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Rickie is still the best character.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5044</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,90stelevision,90stv,mysocalledlife,television,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/79708b4771fae34e6ace2f6c8a96ac8a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>...PRESSURE!s01e13</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pressure-s01e13--52776210</link><description><![CDATA[In which people are pressured to do things. And they don't do them. Bikes are borrowed indefinitely and cats are fed....cats that may or may not exist.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52776210</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2023 18:26:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52776210/claymoreandslappys01e13.mp3" length="82179551" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In which people are pressured to do things. And they don't do them. Bikes are borrowed indefinitely and cats are fed....cats that may or may not exist.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In which people are pressured to do things. And they don't do them. Bikes are borrowed indefinitely and cats are fed....cats that may or may not exist.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5137</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/125c4f725265484c8b3054bb07290e3d.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Self Esteem S01E12</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/self-esteem-s01e12--52704819</link><description><![CDATA[Back from holidays for installment 12 in our day in the life of a 90s teen. This episode features Brian's epic meltdown. Angela and Jordan Catalano get frisky and the new English teacher gets on Rickie's last remaining nerve. 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We forgot to record an ending for this one so it just kind of peters......out....]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5347</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,90stv,mysocalledlife,teen,teendrama,television,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4b343d0e08f4477fffa278f75aa75331.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Life of Brian S01E11</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-life-of-brian-s01e11--52215278</link><description><![CDATA[The episode where we get to hear what's going on in Brian's head. And... some of it is not good. Rickie and Angela want to go to the dance that Rayanne mocks and Jordan Catalano doesn't know about. 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A CAT.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52072908</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2022 00:15:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52072908/msclhalloween.mp3" length="93897455" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Installment nine is spoooooky and features ghosts and cash and prizes. Brian gets more training as a van guy and photographer and Danielle gets to be mopey and dramatic for halloween. Bangs is a CAT. A CAT.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Installment nine is spoooooky and features ghosts and cash and prizes. Brian gets more training as a van guy and photographer and Danielle gets to be mopey and dramatic for halloween. Bangs is a CAT. 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Claymore is skeptical about the versatility of Nilla Wafers and Slappy shares far too much information about her past.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51874041</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2022 22:32:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51874041/episode7claymoreandslappy.mp3" length="106140733" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jordan Catalano doesn't read good, but he kisses good I guess. Rayanne pages a guy multiple times and Bangs makes out with Biff some more. Claymore is skeptical about the versatility of Nilla Wafers and Slappy shares far too much information about her...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jordan Catalano doesn't read good, but he kisses good I guess. Rayanne pages a guy multiple times and Bangs makes out with Biff some more. 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Angela decides not to take his advice, and stays in school.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51728363</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Oct 2022 03:18:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51728363/claymoreandslappys01e06.mp3" length="63386852" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Installment six of this rewatch of My So Called Life is the flaily, balls to the wall performance of a lifetime by The Substitute. Angela decides not to take his advice, and stays in school.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Installment six of this rewatch of My So Called Life is the flaily, balls to the wall performance of a lifetime by The Substitute. Angela decides not to take his advice, and stays in school.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>media,mediacritic,mediacriticism,mysocalledlife,tv,tvrewatch</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5979d1cb3c73d7c5d70dbf04487caba1.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Zit (duh-duh-duuuh)S01E05</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-zit-duh-duh-duuuh-s01e05--51657482</link><description><![CDATA[In which Angela gets a zit and struggles with poor self-image, and Bangs (Sharon) is noticed school-wide for certain...attributes. Claymore and Slappy discuss the role appearance plays in the existential horror of women young and old.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51657482</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2022 04:34:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51657482/claymoreandslappy5.mp3" length="99858389" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In which Angela gets a zit and struggles with poor self-image, and Bangs (Sharon) is noticed school-wide for certain...attributes. Claymore and Slappy discuss the role appearance plays in the existential horror of women young and old.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In which Angela gets a zit and struggles with poor self-image, and Bangs (Sharon) is noticed school-wide for certain...attributes. Claymore and Slappy discuss the role appearance plays in the existential horror of women young and old.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6242</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1f156c602edfcf0aeb6323ad24ece83c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Father Figures (or THE AUDACITY)S01E04</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/father-figures-or-the-audacity-s01e04--51585976</link><description><![CDATA[This week's installment pits Patty's father against all womankind as well as the IRS. Claymore and Slappy marvel at everyone ganging up on Graham. 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Angela tries to dig up some dirt on Graham but the man is a f**king saint.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5716</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,media,mediacriticism,mysocalledlife,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/bed09fc2289414b29459bd8a56474ed4.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Guns and Gossip S01E03</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/guns-and-gossip-s01e03--51511109</link><description><![CDATA[Episode 3 of My So Called Life tackles gossip and guns being merely present in a school but no one is harmed. 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*prices and participation may vary, void where prohibited, gun violence may persist...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 3 of My So Called Life tackles gossip and guns being merely present in a school but no one is harmed. Then Claymore and Slappy solve gun violence* hooray!  <br /><br />*prices and participation may vary, void where prohibited, gun violence may persist amongst certain demographics, speak with your doctor if you experience light-headedness or a persistent need for more ammunition as these could be a sign of serious illness]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3831</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,90sshows,mediaanalysis,mediacritics,mysocalledlife</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3a60969a2ab070ae6f517262159e1683.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dancing in the Dark S01E02</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dancing-in-the-dark-s01e02--51439774</link><description><![CDATA[This episode of My So Called Life features ballroom dancing and haircuts, dead pigs hearts and fake IDs. Overt symbols of true love are literally broken on the floor and small animals are tortured for science. Tune in!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51439774</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2022 22:33:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51439774/dancing_in_the_dark_claymore_and_slappy_s01e02.mp3" length="74449814" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode of My So Called Life features ballroom dancing and haircuts, dead pigs hearts and fake IDs. Overt symbols of true love are literally broken on the floor and small animals are tortured for science. Tune in!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode of My So Called Life features ballroom dancing and haircuts, dead pigs hearts and fake IDs. Overt symbols of true love are literally broken on the floor and small animals are tortured for science. Tune in!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4654</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/193cc2216dcdc0dd6d6f5bfffcc0677c.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pilot S01E01</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pilot-s01e01--51372802</link><description><![CDATA[Season 1 Episode 1 of the Show pits Claymore and Slappy against the Pilot of 90s teen drama My So Called Life in a no-holds-barred cage match!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51372802</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2022 01:20:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51372802/claymoreandslappys01e01.mp3" length="77969030" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Animal Data</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Season 1 Episode 1 of the Show pits Claymore and Slappy against the Pilot of 90s teen drama My So Called Life in a no-holds-barred cage match!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Season 1 Episode 1 of the Show pits Claymore and Slappy against the Pilot of 90s teen drama My So Called Life in a no-holds-barred cage match!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4874</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90s,criticism,media,mysocalledlife,opinion,rewatch,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/82fdb5184b1431b5f0b88c3d7c4e444e.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
