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(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - Introducing John Dough; Clock Cum; Pepto Bismol&#13;
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(ITEM 2) FÜPED UP: F.U.P.A. DIAGNOSIS - Deadly Deodorant; Texas-Size Marfüpial; Breast Incubation; Crime Crossover Event; Mrs. Triple Nipple; Health Hole Enema...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - Introducing John Dough; Clock Cum; Pepto Bismol<br /><br />(ITEM 2) FÜPED UP: F.U.P.A. DIAGNOSIS - Deadly Deodorant; Texas-Size Marfüpial; Breast Incubation; Crime Crossover Event; Mrs. Triple Nipple; Health Hole Enema<br /><br />(ITEM 3) PATRON SAINT OF PUSSY - Baby Naming; Making Biscuits; Diarrheanxiety; Trauma Soundtrack<br /><br />(ITEM 4) BLACK & BLUE PEOPLE - Incestuous Fish Pussy; Accidentally Racist; White PTSDoor Bruising; Big Bitch & Bagpipes; Lector Vibes; Freezer Friends; Stop Saying Things<br /><br />(ITEM 5) CUSTOM MADE MAN - May; Pussy, Liver, Teeth, Compass; Janel's Functional Psychopathy<br /><br />(ITEM 6) R.I.P. MARVINS - 40 Felony Friendship Bar; The Good Crackhead; Do Your Thing, Marvin]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3840</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ae26efae94c7f3a450a7736446cdb29.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 11: THE ALBATROSS - "We Need A Visual Element." (S.1/E.11)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-11-the-albatross-we-need-a-visual-element-s-1-e-11--51982646</link><description><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - We Don't Know How To Tell Time; Unclear Bed-Wetting<br /><br />(ITEM 2) DABADABADABADABADA BOJANGLES - Roof Goats; Bulbous Womb; Carpal Tunnel Handjob; Mrs. Whale<br /><br />(ITEM 3) WE HAVE CAT FOOD AT HOME - Termite Wedding; Janet Has Cystues; "Back To The Squirrels"; Cuntrina<br /><br />(ITEM 4) MISSING METATARSALS - Tissue Armp-Art; Kombucha; Ocular Penetration; S'Morelax<br /><br />(ITEM 5) MEDICINAL SHAPEWEAR - Camp Songs; Janel's Horoscope; Biblically Accurate Handjobs<br /><br />(ITEM 6) DIOMEDODEDEDE PROCELLOTARDS - Justice For Albatrosses; Accidentally Racist; WEE Scary Scary]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51982646</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2022 18:59:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51982646/hamsteria_the_podcast_ep_11_11_22_2022.mp3" length="55615896" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>HAMSTERIA: The Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AGENDA&#13;
(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - We Don't Know How To Tell Time; Unclear Bed-Wetting&#13;
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(ITEM 2) DABADABADABADABADA BOJANGLES - Roof Goats; Bulbous Womb; Carpal Tunnel Handjob; Mrs. Whale&#13;
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(ITEM 3) WE HAVE CAT FOOD AT HOME - Termite Wedding; Janet...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - We Don't Know How To Tell Time; Unclear Bed-Wetting<br /><br />(ITEM 2) DABADABADABADABADA BOJANGLES - Roof Goats; Bulbous Womb; Carpal Tunnel Handjob; Mrs. Whale<br /><br />(ITEM 3) WE HAVE CAT FOOD AT HOME - Termite Wedding; Janet Has Cystues; "Back To The Squirrels"; Cuntrina<br /><br />(ITEM 4) MISSING METATARSALS - Tissue Armp-Art; Kombucha; Ocular Penetration; S'Morelax<br /><br />(ITEM 5) MEDICINAL SHAPEWEAR - Camp Songs; Janel's Horoscope; Biblically Accurate Handjobs<br /><br />(ITEM 6) DIOMEDODEDEDE PROCELLOTARDS - Justice For Albatrosses; Accidentally Racist; WEE Scary Scary]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3476</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ae26efae94c7f3a450a7736446cdb29.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 10 - PROPERLY HAUNTED - We Are All Florida Men (S.1/E.10)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-properly-haunted-we-are-all-florida-men-s-1-e-10--51824634</link><description><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - "It Has Been Foretold"; Don't Forget Your Dead Son's Ashes<br /><br />(ITEM 2) "THE EGG": GOD, GHOSTS, & ETERNITY - "John Has A Thought"; Seeing Ghosts; Alfies Transcendental Impact<br /><br />(ITEM 3) VEGAN "EGG" SCRAMBLE - Procrastinator Problem: Misusing Suicide As A Proactive Tool<br />- The Terminus: Risk & Reward Of Eternal Life Without Infinite Lives<br />- More Morality: Consciousness Striving For Perfection<br /><br />(ITEM 4) MEDICINAL EAR-DICKING - Willful Homelessness Privilege; Enough Hole Options; Dominatrix<br /><br />(ITEM 5) SURVIVAL OF THE ANTI-FITTEST - Florida Men; Technology To Empathy Morality; Conflicts In Veganism<br /><br />(ITEM 6) TAKE A RISK: IT'S FREAKY FRIDAY - Sequel Pitch - Not Your Typical Incest Baby; Shenis; Dating Apps. (Bad Voices; Hinge Prompt Shout Out); <br />Pedophiles Don't Like Janel; Becoming Bees Together; Missionary With Catrina = Ocean Nipple Boarding<br /><br />A MESSAGE FROM HAMSTERIA: The Podcast: If you or someone you know is experiencing suicidal thoughts or a crisis, please reach out immediately to the Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-8255, or text "HOME" to the Crisis Text Line at 741741. These services are free and confidential.<br /><br />DISCLAIMER: Episode 10's discussion of "The Egg" and related subjects is a philosophical discussion that considers a broad range of problems, factors, and arguments that do not necessarily reflect the opinions or beliefs of the Ho-Hosts, as individuals or collectively. Furthermore, nothing posited, argued, claimed, commented, or considered herein this discussion would be properly construed to be a suggestion, recommendation, urging, attempt at influence or persuasion, or assertion of fact.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51824634</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2022 05:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51824634/hamsteria_the_podcast_ep_10_11_15_2022.mp3" length="85789624" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>HAMSTERIA: The Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AGENDA&#13;
(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - "It Has Been Foretold"; Don't Forget Your Dead Son's Ashes&#13;
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(ITEM 2) "THE EGG": GOD, GHOSTS, &amp; ETERNITY - "John Has A Thought"; Seeing Ghosts; Alfies Transcendental Impact&#13;
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(ITEM 3) VEGAN "EGG" SCRAMBLE -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - "It Has Been Foretold"; Don't Forget Your Dead Son's Ashes<br /><br />(ITEM 2) "THE EGG": GOD, GHOSTS, & ETERNITY - "John Has A Thought"; Seeing Ghosts; Alfies Transcendental Impact<br /><br />(ITEM 3) VEGAN "EGG" SCRAMBLE - Procrastinator Problem: Misusing Suicide As A Proactive Tool<br />- The Terminus: Risk & Reward Of Eternal Life Without Infinite Lives<br />- More Morality: Consciousness Striving For Perfection<br /><br />(ITEM 4) MEDICINAL EAR-DICKING - Willful Homelessness Privilege; Enough Hole Options; Dominatrix<br /><br />(ITEM 5) SURVIVAL OF THE ANTI-FITTEST - Florida Men; Technology To Empathy Morality; Conflicts In Veganism<br /><br />(ITEM 6) TAKE A RISK: IT'S FREAKY FRIDAY - Sequel Pitch - Not Your Typical Incest Baby; Shenis; Dating Apps. (Bad Voices; Hinge Prompt Shout Out); <br />Pedophiles Don't Like Janel; Becoming Bees Together; Missionary With Catrina = Ocean Nipple Boarding<br /><br />A MESSAGE FROM HAMSTERIA: The Podcast: If you or someone you know is experiencing suicidal thoughts or a crisis, please reach out immediately to the Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 800-273-8255, or text "HOME" to the Crisis Text Line at 741741. These services are free and confidential.<br /><br />DISCLAIMER: Episode 10's discussion of "The Egg" and related subjects is a philosophical discussion that considers a broad range of problems, factors, and arguments that do not necessarily reflect the opinions or beliefs of the Ho-Hosts, as individuals or collectively. Furthermore, nothing posited, argued, claimed, commented, or considered herein this discussion would be properly construed to be a suggestion, recommendation, urging, attempt at influence or persuasion, or assertion of fact.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5362</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ae26efae94c7f3a450a7736446cdb29.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 9 - DAILY FROLIC - Good Chunk Of Duck (S.1/E.9)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9-daily-frolic-good-chunk-of-duck-s-1-e-9--51810001</link><description><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - Olive Season; Star-Crossed Feeshes' First Day Dead<br /><br />(ITEM 2) SATCHEL PAIGE IS DEAD? IDK ABOUT THAT. . . . - Mamadukes H.'s Boot Camp; Alexa Silver; Jimmy Carter Builds Houses<br /><br />(ITEM 3) JAIL. AH, MEMORIES. - Baby Bush; Detox vs. DIY Drugs; Rikers Human Rights Crises; Backstage Pass<br /><br />(ITEM 4) BLOODY MEAT: TO [B]EAT OR NOT TO [B]EAT - Janel's 16th Veggieversary; Catrina's HIV Immunity Hypothesis; Spaying Kittens In Heat; Comparative Pussy: Periods Sex & PMS<br /><br />(ITEM 5) MISC. SPECIAL TOPICS: Crime Ideas*/Driving -<br />- Targeted Sexual Activity; Bulk Human Trafficking; Forcible Re-Flowering<br />- Potty Emergency; Collisions: Animal or Tree: Consciousness Is Key <br /><br />(ITEM 6) THE END OF THE WORLD - It's Fucking Coming.<br /><br />* Ideas Are NOT Suggestions or Advice.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51810001</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2022 05:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51810001/hamsteria_the_podcast_ep_9_11_8_2022.mp3" length="53097274" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>HAMSTERIA: The Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AGENDA&#13;
(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - Olive Season; Star-Crossed Feeshes' First Day Dead&#13;
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(ITEM 2) SATCHEL PAIGE IS DEAD? IDK ABOUT THAT. . . . - Mamadukes H.'s Boot Camp; Alexa Silver; Jimmy Carter Builds Houses&#13;
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(ITEM 3) JAIL. AH, MEMORIES. - Baby...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - Olive Season; Star-Crossed Feeshes' First Day Dead<br /><br />(ITEM 2) SATCHEL PAIGE IS DEAD? IDK ABOUT THAT. . . . - Mamadukes H.'s Boot Camp; Alexa Silver; Jimmy Carter Builds Houses<br /><br />(ITEM 3) JAIL. AH, MEMORIES. - Baby Bush; Detox vs. DIY Drugs; Rikers Human Rights Crises; Backstage Pass<br /><br />(ITEM 4) BLOODY MEAT: TO [B]EAT OR NOT TO [B]EAT - Janel's 16th Veggieversary; Catrina's HIV Immunity Hypothesis; Spaying Kittens In Heat; Comparative Pussy: Periods Sex & PMS<br /><br />(ITEM 5) MISC. SPECIAL TOPICS: Crime Ideas*/Driving -<br />- Targeted Sexual Activity; Bulk Human Trafficking; Forcible Re-Flowering<br />- Potty Emergency; Collisions: Animal or Tree: Consciousness Is Key <br /><br />(ITEM 6) THE END OF THE WORLD - It's Fucking Coming.<br /><br />* Ideas Are NOT Suggestions or Advice.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3319</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ae26efae94c7f3a450a7736446cdb29.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 8: DISSECTING DAHMER - Failing A.P. Geography With Janal &amp; Ragina Esquires (S.1/E.8)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-8-dissecting-dahmer-failing-a-p-geography-with-janal-ragina-esquires-s-1-e-8--51756353</link><description><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - The Adventures Of The Undertaker & Mothman; Petty Law<br /><br />(ITEM 2) VAGINAL CONSERVATORSHIP - Fetus Eatus; Panda Panda Panda; Razzmatazz; Crocs vs. Alligators<br /><br />(ITEM 3) INDIANA'S NOT IN THE SOUTH - Mothman Festival; Memphis Duck Parade; 60s; A Grain Of Fece<br /><br />(ITEM 4) DAHMER: THE PERFECT STORM - Glamorization of Netflix Series; <br />- West Coast Milwaukee Ohio; <br />- Racism, Homophobia, & The Perfect Storm; <br />- No One Gives A Shit About David; <br />- Back To Konerak; <br />- The Fangirl Phenomenon; <br />- Blue Barrel Double Bluff; <br />- Etc.<br /><br />(ITEM 5) THE FUCKICORN: A RAPID DERAILMENT - Ragina & Janal: 2 In The Pink 1 In The Stink<br /><br />(ITEM 6) THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS A LITTLE BANANAS - There Are Ducks In Memphis. That's What We All Need To Hold On To.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51756353</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2022 21:06:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51756353/hamsteria_the_podcast_ep_8_11_1_2022.mp3" length="121497549" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>HAMSTERIA: The Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AGENDA&#13;
(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - The Adventures Of The Undertaker &amp; Mothman; Petty Law&#13;
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(ITEM 2) VAGINAL CONSERVATORSHIP - Fetus Eatus; Panda Panda Panda; Razzmatazz; Crocs vs. Alligators&#13;
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(ITEM 3) INDIANA'S NOT IN THE SOUTH - Mothman Festival;...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - The Adventures Of The Undertaker & Mothman; Petty Law<br /><br />(ITEM 2) VAGINAL CONSERVATORSHIP - Fetus Eatus; Panda Panda Panda; Razzmatazz; Crocs vs. Alligators<br /><br />(ITEM 3) INDIANA'S NOT IN THE SOUTH - Mothman Festival; Memphis Duck Parade; 60s; A Grain Of Fece<br /><br />(ITEM 4) DAHMER: THE PERFECT STORM - Glamorization of Netflix Series; <br />- West Coast Milwaukee Ohio; <br />- Racism, Homophobia, & The Perfect Storm; <br />- No One Gives A Shit About David; <br />- Back To Konerak; <br />- The Fangirl Phenomenon; <br />- Blue Barrel Double Bluff; <br />- Etc.<br /><br />(ITEM 5) THE FUCKICORN: A RAPID DERAILMENT - Ragina & Janal: 2 In The Pink 1 In The Stink<br /><br />(ITEM 6) THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS A LITTLE BANANAS - There Are Ducks In Memphis. That's What We All Need To Hold On To.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7594</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ae26efae94c7f3a450a7736446cdb29.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode No. 7: THE CRUNCHING - It's Passed Our Bed Month (S.1/E.7)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-no-7-the-crunching-it-s-passed-our-bed-month-s-1-e-7--51683738</link><description><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - On This Week's Episode, We Will Shove Our Tits In . . . <br /><br />(ITEM 2) PEOPLE POPS - Teeth; A Little Piece Of Heaven; Kids Under Warranty <br /><br />(ITEM 3) ESTEBEN - "I Took His Virginity & I Should Not Have" <br /><br />(ITEM 4) FREE-RANGE FAT ROLLS - Possums, Racoons, Skunks- Oh My!; Don't Body Shame My Gerbil <br /><br />(ITEM 5) 2020TWELVES - Vaporejoh, Edibles, & The Standard Issue Apocalypse<br /><br />(ITEM 6) FAKE ASS BEAR - Sarah Palin On The Masked Singer; Friends In Canada]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51683738</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2022 15:27:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51683738/hamsteria_the_podcast_ep_7_10_25_2022.mp3" length="56765702" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>HAMSTERIA: The Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AGENDA&#13;
(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - On This Week's Episode, We Will Shove Our Tits In . . . &#13;
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(ITEM 2) PEOPLE POPS - Teeth; A Little Piece Of Heaven; Kids Under Warranty &#13;
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(ITEM 3) ESTEBEN - "I Took His Virginity &amp; I Should Not Have" &#13;
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(ITEM 4)...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - On This Week's Episode, We Will Shove Our Tits In . . . <br /><br />(ITEM 2) PEOPLE POPS - Teeth; A Little Piece Of Heaven; Kids Under Warranty <br /><br />(ITEM 3) ESTEBEN - "I Took His Virginity & I Should Not Have" <br /><br />(ITEM 4) FREE-RANGE FAT ROLLS - Possums, Racoons, Skunks- Oh My!; Don't Body Shame My Gerbil <br /><br />(ITEM 5) 2020TWELVES - Vaporejoh, Edibles, & The Standard Issue Apocalypse<br /><br />(ITEM 6) FAKE ASS BEAR - Sarah Palin On The Masked Singer; Friends In Canada]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3548</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ae26efae94c7f3a450a7736446cdb29.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode No. 6: EROTIC FRIENDS - "What The F*CK Is Wrong With You?!" (S.1/E.6)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-no-6-erotic-friends-what-the-f-ck-is-wrong-with-you-s-1-e-6--51612597</link><description><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - Do You Hate Us Yet?<br /><br />(ITEM 2) MISERABLE $#!T - Dahmer; Waco; Janel's Broken Ankle; Catrina Smells Toast <br /><br />(ITEM 3) THE HUG & ITS REKINDLING - Two Lazy Thrusts With Your D*ck Over Your Pants <br /><br />(ITEM 4) SIMBA: THE LION QUEEN - Being Your Own Hero; Shameless Cervical Slushie <br /><br />(ITEM 5) WHAT THE F*CK IS A SEABISCUIT - Organ Tramp Stamps & The Butt Cancer Miracle (Catrina's Meltdown)<br /><br />(ITEM 6) WE WERE SUPER SMASH COUSINS - I Can Hiccup In My Own Arms (Janel's Meltdown)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51612597</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2022 21:02:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51612597/hamsteria_the_podcast_ep_6_10_18_2022_erotic_friends_what_the_f_ck_is_wrong_with_you.mp3" length="57737039" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>HAMSTERIA: The Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AGENDA&#13;
(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - Do You Hate Us Yet?&#13;
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(ITEM 2) MISERABLE $#!T - Dahmer; Waco; Janel's Broken Ankle; Catrina Smells Toast &#13;
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(ITEM 3) THE HUG &amp; ITS REKINDLING - Two Lazy Thrusts With Your D*ck Over Your Pants &#13;
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(ITEM 4) SIMBA: THE...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - Do You Hate Us Yet?<br /><br />(ITEM 2) MISERABLE $#!T - Dahmer; Waco; Janel's Broken Ankle; Catrina Smells Toast <br /><br />(ITEM 3) THE HUG & ITS REKINDLING - Two Lazy Thrusts With Your D*ck Over Your Pants <br /><br />(ITEM 4) SIMBA: THE LION QUEEN - Being Your Own Hero; Shameless Cervical Slushie <br /><br />(ITEM 5) WHAT THE F*CK IS A SEABISCUIT - Organ Tramp Stamps & The Butt Cancer Miracle (Catrina's Meltdown)<br /><br />(ITEM 6) WE WERE SUPER SMASH COUSINS - I Can Hiccup In My Own Arms (Janel's Meltdown)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3609</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ae26efae94c7f3a450a7736446cdb29.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode No. 5: THE KEYCHAIN - A Cautionary Tale Of Coke &amp; Crotch Candy (S.1/E.5)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-no-5-the-keychain-a-cautionary-tale-of-coke-crotch-candy-s-1-e-5--51530810</link><description><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME, Y'ALL - Catrina Bought Janel A Keychain So She Wouldn't Off Herself<br /><br />(ITEM 2) WHAT A WHALE WANTS; WHAT A WHALE NEEDS - You Can Bring A Whale To Person, But You Cannot Make Him Eat<br /><br />(ITEM 3) YOLO VERTIGO: WORK-/LIFE-IMBALANCE - All Work & No Play Makes A Mighty Bitch Lobotomotic<br /><br />(ITEM 4) BEEFUS WITH JESUS: TO VIRGINITY & BEYOND - "The Penalizer"; 9 Year Old Boobs; Buttons R.I.P.; Banana-Boarding<br /><br />(ITEM 5) CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL CHILLER - Loophole Logic Into The Kingdom Of Heaven; Prayers For Purgatory; Body Positivity Privilege & Imposter Immunity For Bad Habits<br /><br />(ITEM 6) FOR BETTER OR WORSE: WAKAWAKADDERALL - Law School/I'd Like To Thank/Blame Waka Waka + The Drugs; Lawyers vs. Olympians: Performance, Drugs, & Priorities]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51530810</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2022 04:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51530810/hamsteria_the_podcast_ep_5_10_11_2022_the_keychain_a_cautionary_tale_of_coke_crotch_candy.mp3" length="85393816" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>HAMSTERIA: The Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AGENDA&#13;
(ITEM 1) WELCOME, Y'ALL - Catrina Bought Janel A Keychain So She Wouldn't Off Herself&#13;
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(ITEM 2) WHAT A WHALE WANTS; WHAT A WHALE NEEDS - You Can Bring A Whale To Person, But You Cannot Make Him Eat&#13;
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(ITEM 3) YOLO VERTIGO:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AGENDA<br />(ITEM 1) WELCOME, Y'ALL - Catrina Bought Janel A Keychain So She Wouldn't Off Herself<br /><br />(ITEM 2) WHAT A WHALE WANTS; WHAT A WHALE NEEDS - You Can Bring A Whale To Person, But You Cannot Make Him Eat<br /><br />(ITEM 3) YOLO VERTIGO: WORK-/LIFE-IMBALANCE - All Work & No Play Makes A Mighty Bitch Lobotomotic<br /><br />(ITEM 4) BEEFUS WITH JESUS: TO VIRGINITY & BEYOND - "The Penalizer"; 9 Year Old Boobs; Buttons R.I.P.; Banana-Boarding<br /><br />(ITEM 5) CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL CHILLER - Loophole Logic Into The Kingdom Of Heaven; Prayers For Purgatory; Body Positivity Privilege & Imposter Immunity For Bad Habits<br /><br />(ITEM 6) FOR BETTER OR WORSE: WAKAWAKADDERALL - Law School/I'd Like To Thank/Blame Waka Waka + The Drugs; Lawyers vs. Olympians: Performance, Drugs, & Priorities]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5338</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ae26efae94c7f3a450a7736446cdb29.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode No. 4: SOILED, "FINE", &amp; STILL LEGALLY ALIVE (S.1/E.4)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-no-4-soiled-fine-still-legally-alive-s-1-e-4--51465706</link><description><![CDATA[AGENDA:<br />Item 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - John and Catrina's Birthday Gift<br />Item 2) URINATION NATION - Trouble At The Trampoline Park; Imminent Burning Shart<br />Item 3) MARKED SAFE FROM OINGO BOINGO - Next Up: Outdoor Rock Climbing; The Thrill Of The Fall; Yeetus The Feetus<br />Item 4) TOO MUCH CANDY IS "FINE" - Eye Candy; Throwback: Candy Mountain; Cocaine Cotton Candy<br />Item 5) OUR UGLY KNEES - Catrina's Biking Accident; How Baby Birds Die<br />Item 6) STILL LEGALLY ALIVE: I SHIH TZU NOT - Buttons' Emergency Vet Visit; Janel's Stand Up Comedy Birthday Show]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51465706</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2022 14:58:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51465706/hamsteria_the_podcast_ep_4_10_4_2022_soiled_fine_still_legally_alive.mp3" length="63564265" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>HAMSTERIA: The Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AGENDA:&#13;
Item 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - John and Catrina's Birthday Gift&#13;
Item 2) URINATION NATION - Trouble At The Trampoline Park; Imminent Burning Shart&#13;
Item 3) MARKED SAFE FROM OINGO BOINGO - Next Up: Outdoor Rock Climbing; The Thrill Of The Fall;...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AGENDA:<br />Item 1) WELCOME Y'ALL - John and Catrina's Birthday Gift<br />Item 2) URINATION NATION - Trouble At The Trampoline Park; Imminent Burning Shart<br />Item 3) MARKED SAFE FROM OINGO BOINGO - Next Up: Outdoor Rock Climbing; The Thrill Of The Fall; Yeetus The Feetus<br />Item 4) TOO MUCH CANDY IS "FINE" - Eye Candy; Throwback: Candy Mountain; Cocaine Cotton Candy<br />Item 5) OUR UGLY KNEES - Catrina's Biking Accident; How Baby Birds Die<br />Item 6) STILL LEGALLY ALIVE: I SHIH TZU NOT - Buttons' Emergency Vet Visit; Janel's Stand Up Comedy Birthday Show]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3973</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ae26efae94c7f3a450a7736446cdb29.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode No.3: DEATH, DYING, &amp; DILDOS (S.1/E.3)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-no-3-death-dying-dildos-s-1-e-3--51422084</link><description><![CDATA[AGENDA: <br />Item 1) WELCOME, Y'ALL - The Icegasm<br />Item 2) OUR PETS + DREAMS ARE [OF] DYING - Pet Health Updates; Sleepwalking Accidents<br />Item 3) WE'VE GOT A RABBIT SITUATION - Is That A Lady Cum?; Growing Up A Humble Masturbator<br />Item 4) THE PROBLEM WITH THIS COUNTRY - Presidents, Literacy, & "Meaningful Fun"<br />Item 5) WE SAY "CUNT" IN THIS FAMILY - See You Next Week!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51422084</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2022 23:36:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51422084/hamsteria_the_podcast_ep_3_9_29_2022_death_dying_dildos_delusional_desperateforaffection.mp3" length="88681940" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>HAMSTERIA: The Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AGENDA: &#13;
Item 1) WELCOME, Y'ALL - The Icegasm&#13;
Item 2) OUR PETS + DREAMS ARE [OF] DYING - Pet Health Updates; Sleepwalking Accidents&#13;
Item 3) WE'VE GOT A RABBIT SITUATION - Is That A Lady Cum?; Growing Up A Humble Masturbator&#13;
Item 4) THE PROBLEM...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AGENDA: <br />Item 1) WELCOME, Y'ALL - The Icegasm<br />Item 2) OUR PETS + DREAMS ARE [OF] DYING - Pet Health Updates; Sleepwalking Accidents<br />Item 3) WE'VE GOT A RABBIT SITUATION - Is That A Lady Cum?; Growing Up A Humble Masturbator<br />Item 4) THE PROBLEM WITH THIS COUNTRY - Presidents, Literacy, & "Meaningful Fun"<br />Item 5) WE SAY "CUNT" IN THIS FAMILY - See You Next Week!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5543</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ae26efae94c7f3a450a7736446cdb29.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode No.2: SOPHISTICATED AS A STROKE/"We Can't See. We Have Our Reasons" (S.1/E.2)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-no-2-sophisticated-as-a-stroke-we-can-t-see-we-have-our-reasons-s-1-e-2--51210901</link><description><![CDATA[AGENDA: <br />Item 1) WELCOME, Y'ALL - Alert: Brandy Might Be Stroke<br />Item 2) $#!TTING THE $#!T - Public Poops; Pets + Pranks; & Yamaha<br />Item 3) WHAT'S HOT IN PUSSY? - From Impacted Fish to Pink Pussy Pics<br />Item 4) ENCORE: THE SET UP - There's No "My" In "Our Boyfriend John"<br />Item 5) THE ENDOSCOPY - Spawning for Science, Stem Cells, & S...Titties]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51210901</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2022 14:39:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51210901/hamsteria_the_podcast_ep_2_9_13_2022_sophisticated_as_a_stroke_wecan_tsee_wehaveourreasons.mp3" length="63538770" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>HAMSTERIA: The Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AGENDA: &#13;
Item 1) WELCOME, Y'ALL - Alert: Brandy Might Be Stroke&#13;
Item 2) $#!TTING THE $#!T - Public Poops; Pets + Pranks; &amp; Yamaha&#13;
Item 3) WHAT'S HOT IN PUSSY? - From Impacted Fish to Pink Pussy Pics&#13;
Item 4) ENCORE: THE SET UP - There's No "My" In...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AGENDA: <br />Item 1) WELCOME, Y'ALL - Alert: Brandy Might Be Stroke<br />Item 2) $#!TTING THE $#!T - Public Poops; Pets + Pranks; & Yamaha<br />Item 3) WHAT'S HOT IN PUSSY? - From Impacted Fish to Pink Pussy Pics<br />Item 4) ENCORE: THE SET UP - There's No "My" In "Our Boyfriend John"<br />Item 5) THE ENDOSCOPY - Spawning for Science, Stem Cells, & S...Titties]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3972</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7ae26efae94c7f3a450a7736446cdb29.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode No. 1: PILOT/"It's Time To Get Nipple Deep" (S.1/E.1)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-no-1-pilot-it-s-time-to-get-nipple-deep-s-1-e-1--51210293</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to HAMSTERIA! It's time to get nipple deep.<br /><br />Introducing your ho-hosts: Janel Hamster, Catrina Feesh, & John "The Laugh Track" Kelly]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51210293</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Sep 2022 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51210293/hamsteria_the_podcast_ep_1_9_2_2022_pilot_it_stimetogetnippledeep.mp3" length="47138099" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>HAMSTERIA: The Podcast</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to HAMSTERIA! It's time to get nipple deep.&#13;
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