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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Pottymouth Podcast</title><link>https://pottymouthpod.com</link><description><![CDATA[Pottymouth is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by your new hot-mess best friends. H & L are  raw and real and not afraid to say what needs to be said. But most of all they're here to make you laugh- at them, at the world, and maybe even yourself. Come hang out, new episodes launch every Tuesday on all major platforms.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/5624873/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Comedy</category><copyright>Copyright pottymouth pod</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg</url><title>Pottymouth Podcast</title><link>https://pottymouthpod.com</link></image><lastBuildDate>Mon, 18 Mar 2024 01:20:28 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>pottymouth pod</itunes:name><itunes:email>pottymouthpod@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Pottymouth is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by your new hot-mess best friends. H &amp; L are  raw and real and not afraid to say what needs to be said. But most of all they're here to make you laugh- at them, at the world, and maybe even yourself. Come...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pottymouth is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by your new hot-mess best friends. H & L are  raw and real and not afraid to say what needs to be said. But most of all they're here to make you laugh- at them, at the world, and maybe even yourself. Come hang out, new episodes launch every Tuesday on all major platforms.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>E32 TikTok Induced Mental Breakdown</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e32-tiktok-induced-mental-breakdown--52524279</link><description><![CDATA[💅🏻 Catch the <b>ad-free</b>/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the<b> Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod</b> <br /><br /><b>This Episode: </b>H gives us the scoop on airport fashion after returning from vacation, of course there were babies on the plane, people are in serious competition for who can be the absolute worst and by people we mean men, and by men we mean men on bumble, L quizzes H on tiktok trends- raise your hand if you know what vabbing is.<br /><br /><b>Extended Episode: </b>Are you a fan of dry humping? Ever been to a jack shack? Sex work is a nuanced topic but yes women pay for sex sometimes too, dicks have different textures and the most rare seems to be the spongey dick.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52524279</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2023 14:15:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52524279/e32_tiktok_induced_mental_breakdown.mp3" length="45134077" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>💅🏻 Catch the ad-free/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod 

This Episode: H gives us the scoop on airport fashion after returning from vacation, of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[💅🏻 Catch the <b>ad-free</b>/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the<b> Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod</b> <br /><br /><b>This Episode: </b>H gives us the scoop on airport fashion after returning from vacation, of course there were babies on the plane, people are in serious competition for who can be the absolute worst and by people we mean men, and by men we mean men on bumble, L quizzes H on tiktok trends- raise your hand if you know what vabbing is.<br /><br /><b>Extended Episode: </b>Are you a fan of dry humping? Ever been to a jack shack? Sex work is a nuanced topic but yes women pay for sex sometimes too, dicks have different textures and the most rare seems to be the spongey dick.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2821</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bff,comedy,commentary,dating,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E31 Red Pill Reddit Guys &amp; Other Trash</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e31-red-pill-reddit-guys-other-trash--52418048</link><description><![CDATA[💅🏻 Catch the <b>ad-free</b>/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the<b> Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod</b> <br /><br /><b>This Episode: </b>We throw H a frat house fantasy bday party, revisiting long forgotten slang, L bums H out with tik toks, furries- again, red pill reddit, and check out this list of 'non-negotiables' from this asshat on the internet.<br /><br /><b>Extended Episode: </b>L makes H take a cosmo quiz from 2009, dry jan that we arent doing, commitment to fun, people coopting marginalization - which we probably got wrong or can be misunderstood or taken out of context so know we're here to mess up and do better.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52418048</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2023 14:15:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52418048/e31_red_pill_reddit_guys_other_trash.mp3" length="54763857" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>💅🏻 Catch the ad-free/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod 

This Episode: We throw H a frat house fantasy bday party, revisiting long forgotten slang, L...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[💅🏻 Catch the <b>ad-free</b>/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the<b> Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod</b> <br /><br /><b>This Episode: </b>We throw H a frat house fantasy bday party, revisiting long forgotten slang, L bums H out with tik toks, furries- again, red pill reddit, and check out this list of 'non-negotiables' from this asshat on the internet.<br /><br /><b>Extended Episode: </b>L makes H take a cosmo quiz from 2009, dry jan that we arent doing, commitment to fun, people coopting marginalization - which we probably got wrong or can be misunderstood or taken out of context so know we're here to mess up and do better.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3423</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bff,comedy,commentary,dating,funny,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E30 He's a 10, But... Round 2.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e30-he-s-a-10-but-round-2--52347315</link><description><![CDATA[💅🏻 Catch the <b>ad-free</b>/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the<b> Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod</b> <br /><br /><b>This Episode: </b>H doing surgery on her face, polar plunge, what we did for new years eve, the time L got mad on new years, He’s a 10 But<br /><br /><b>Extended Episode:</b> andrew tate, butt stuff, reddit threads, tshirts as boxers guy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52347315</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2023 14:15:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52347315/e30_he_s_a_10_but_round_2.mp3" length="50723445" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>💅🏻 Catch the ad-free/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod 

This Episode: H doing surgery on her face, polar plunge, what we did for new years eve, the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[💅🏻 Catch the <b>ad-free</b>/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the<b> Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod</b> <br /><br /><b>This Episode: </b>H doing surgery on her face, polar plunge, what we did for new years eve, the time L got mad on new years, He’s a 10 But<br /><br /><b>Extended Episode:</b> andrew tate, butt stuff, reddit threads, tshirts as boxers guy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3170</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bff,comedy,commentary,dating,feminist,funny,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E29 End of the Year Mega-Weenie Roast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e29-end-of-the-year-mega-weenie-roast--52302337</link><description><![CDATA[💅🏻 Catch the <b>ad-free</b>/<b>extended episode</b> + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the<b> Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod</b> <br /><br /><b>This Episode: </b>The Rainiez are BACK, baybeee, which means criminal burps,(Barry we're so sorry!), SO MANY WEENIES TO ROAST- ie: the secret life of your dick, what we did for christmas, L is never going to get over being diagnosed with split ends, an unusual source for skincare.<br /><br /><b>Extended Episode:</b> new years intentions, people being 'well actually' people, its okay to change your mind. Happy New Year everyone!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52302337</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2023 14:20:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52302337/e29_end_of_the_year_weenie_roast.mp3" length="60518319" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>💅🏻 Catch the ad-free/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod 

This Episode: The Rainiez are BACK, baybeee, which means criminal burps,(Barry we're so...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[💅🏻 Catch the <b>ad-free</b>/<b>extended episode</b> + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the<b> Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod</b> <br /><br /><b>This Episode: </b>The Rainiez are BACK, baybeee, which means criminal burps,(Barry we're so sorry!), SO MANY WEENIES TO ROAST- ie: the secret life of your dick, what we did for christmas, L is never going to get over being diagnosed with split ends, an unusual source for skincare.<br /><br /><b>Extended Episode:</b> new years intentions, people being 'well actually' people, its okay to change your mind. Happy New Year everyone!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3783</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bff,comedy,commentary,dating,funny,girltalk,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E28 The Mayor of Fart City</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e28-the-mayor-of-fart-city--52287178</link><description><![CDATA[💅🏻 Catch the <b>ad-free</b>/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the<b> Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod</b> <br /><br /><b>This Episode: </b>Double date vacay, would you bone your clone? white lotus. Relationship talk. space is full of farts.<br /><br /><b>Extended Episode:</b> L tries to convince H there are ghosts in the spooky tik tok filter, lots of porn talk of all varieties: from hentai to vintage, we are endlessly debating putting it in your mouth soft, merkins, demi moore nudes, vasectomies, dudes finger painting with their dicks, and hjs.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52287178</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2023 14:45:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52287178/e28_the_mayor_of_fart_city.mp3" length="53479886" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>💅🏻 Catch the ad-free/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod 

This Episode: Double date vacay, would you bone your clone? white lotus. Relationship talk....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[💅🏻 Catch the <b>ad-free</b>/extended episode + at least 1 bone-us episode every month, plus extra exclusive content over on the<b> Patreon: patreon.com/pottymouth_pod</b> <br /><br /><b>This Episode: </b>Double date vacay, would you bone your clone? white lotus. Relationship talk. space is full of farts.<br /><br /><b>Extended Episode:</b> L tries to convince H there are ghosts in the spooky tik tok filter, lots of porn talk of all varieties: from hentai to vintage, we are endlessly debating putting it in your mouth soft, merkins, demi moore nudes, vasectomies, dudes finger painting with their dicks, and hjs.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3343</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bff,comedy,commentary,dating,funny,girltalk,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E27 Getting Boned Up 4 Quitting</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e27-getting-boned-up-4-quitting--52232194</link><description><![CDATA[some of us can just tell you like ass radar, Yung Gravy. 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Being boned up for quitting, holding feet, spank banks, making out in the school hallway, finger bang memories with king emo, when in Daytona, H turning into a 5g hot spot.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2997</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bff,comedy,commentary,dating,funny,girltalk,relationships,sex,stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E26 The Legality of Mailing Someone a Box of Shit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e26-the-legality-of-mailing-someone-a-box-of-shit--52167572</link><description><![CDATA[Two separate old hags being cunts about someone else using their trashcan, why maybe bar fights r ok, L lists three different things that all seem like lies, earplugs but for your nose, stinky fitting rooms, WWYD if you shit your pants in a fitting room, free libraries, being a recovering people pleaser]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52167572</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2022 14:45:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52167572/e26_the_legality_of_mailing_someone_a_box_of_shit.mp3" length="86340256" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Two separate old hags being cunts about someone else using their trashcan, why maybe bar fights r ok, L lists three different things that all seem like lies, earplugs but for your nose, stinky fitting rooms, WWYD if you shit your pants in a fitting...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Two separate old hags being cunts about someone else using their trashcan, why maybe bar fights r ok, L lists three different things that all seem like lies, earplugs but for your nose, stinky fitting rooms, WWYD if you shit your pants in a fitting room, free libraries, being a recovering people pleaser]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5397</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bff,comedy,commentary,dating,funny,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E25 More Than 3 Is An Orgy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e25-more-than-3-is-an-orgy--52106783</link><description><![CDATA[H & L play 20 questions and it gets about as unhinged as you'd expect. Orgies, what is considered a crime?, shoplifting 101, ghosting/being ghosted, L's Craigslist casual encounters era, and that bag that H found.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52106783</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2022 15:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52106783/e25_more_than_3_is_an_orgy.mp3" length="54050818" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>H &amp; L play 20 questions and it gets about as unhinged as you'd expect. Orgies, what is considered a crime?, shoplifting 101, ghosting/being ghosted, L's Craigslist casual encounters era, and that bag that H found.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[H & L play 20 questions and it gets about as unhinged as you'd expect. Orgies, what is considered a crime?, shoplifting 101, ghosting/being ghosted, L's Craigslist casual encounters era, and that bag that H found.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3378</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bff,comedy,dating,funny,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E24 The Clit Smuggler</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e24-the-clit-smuggler--52039063</link><description><![CDATA[everyone be havin babies on IG! Do you remember ringback tones, and what was yours? do you have a dominant jerk-off hand or are you ambidextrous? <br />introducing: the CLIT SMUGGLER. 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introducing: the CLIT SMUGGLER. (What a f*ckin concept) honest question, where do feral men and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[everyone be havin babies on IG! Do you remember ringback tones, and what was yours? do you have a dominant jerk-off hand or are you ambidextrous? <br />introducing: the CLIT SMUGGLER. (What a f*ckin concept) honest question, where do feral men and over-socialized women intersect in the cishet world? passive choices, and finally: good weird vs. bad weird girls.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3395</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,comedy,commentary,dating,friendship,girltalk,realtalk,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E23 A Hairless Cat Named Nudacris</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e23-a-hairless-cat-named-nudacris--51974765</link><description><![CDATA[Hey y'all what's with us having great boobs that no one wants to see? Also, what's the deal with nipples? We navigate the evolution of thought around the naked bike ride, we cover 3 steps to bagging a bad bitch, kindness vs niceness, and can women be incels? hating the grocery store, honest political signs, H gets jerkburgled, nudacris.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51974765</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2022 15:15:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51974765/e23_a_hairless_cat_named_nudacris.mp3" length="50317607" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey y'all what's with us having great boobs that no one wants to see? Also, what's the deal with nipples? We navigate the evolution of thought around the naked bike ride, we cover 3 steps to bagging a bad bitch, kindness vs niceness, and can women be...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey y'all what's with us having great boobs that no one wants to see? Also, what's the deal with nipples? We navigate the evolution of thought around the naked bike ride, we cover 3 steps to bagging a bad bitch, kindness vs niceness, and can women be incels? hating the grocery store, honest political signs, H gets jerkburgled, nudacris.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3145</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,comedy,dating,funny,girltalk,raunchy,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E22 L&amp;H Play 2 Truths &amp; a Lie</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e22-l-h-play-2-truths-a-lie--51893312</link><description><![CDATA[2 Truths and a Lie<br />and these really all seem like lies. <br />audio message roulette<br /><br />some moments this week that L enjoyed about herself]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51893312</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2022 15:40:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51893312/e22_l_h_play_2_truths_a_lie.mp3" length="45919004" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>2 Truths and a Lie&#13;
and these really all seem like lies. &#13;
audio message roulette&#13;
&#13;
some moments this week that L enjoyed about herself</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[2 Truths and a Lie<br />and these really all seem like lies. <br />audio message roulette<br /><br />some moments this week that L enjoyed about herself]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2870</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bff,comedy,dating,funny,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E21 Choosing Violence Instead of Tech Support</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e21-choosing-violence-instead-of-tech-support--51821870</link><description><![CDATA[we got stickers, now someone help us get them to you! We have a WEENIE ROAST!<br />short girls are spicy girls, someone explain icloud to us, the road to us learning technology is paved with murder, the internet started in the women's bathroom, and our latest weenie roast is a boat guy.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51821870</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2022 15:40:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51821870/e21_choosing_violence_instead_of_tech_support.mp3" length="47393146" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>we got stickers, now someone help us get them to you! We have a WEENIE ROAST!&#13;
short girls are spicy girls, someone explain icloud to us, the road to us learning technology is paved with murder, the internet started in the women's bathroom, and our...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[we got stickers, now someone help us get them to you! We have a WEENIE ROAST!<br />short girls are spicy girls, someone explain icloud to us, the road to us learning technology is paved with murder, the internet started in the women's bathroom, and our latest weenie roast is a boat guy.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,chill,comedy,dating,funny,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex,storytime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E20 Django Uncut</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e20-django-uncut--51743756</link><description><![CDATA[L is epically hungover but still a good time, the gang reveals wow they would murder each other, H nearly dies from strep throat lmao, they discuss the complications of going to a halloween yacht party, Django uncut and the kinda threesome, the portland blue guy, and finally: a moderately tragic game of He’s a 10, But:]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51743756</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2022 15:40:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51743756/e20_django_uncut.mp3" length="62444275" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>L is epically hungover but still a good time, the gang reveals wow they would murder each other, H nearly dies from strep throat lmao, they discuss the complications of going to a halloween yacht party, Django uncut and the kinda threesome, the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[L is epically hungover but still a good time, the gang reveals wow they would murder each other, H nearly dies from strep throat lmao, they discuss the complications of going to a halloween yacht party, Django uncut and the kinda threesome, the portland blue guy, and finally: a moderately tragic game of He’s a 10, But:]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3903</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,chill,comedy,dating,funny,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E19 Niche Freaks &amp; Stand Up Wiping</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e19-niche-freaks-stand-up-wiping--51678766</link><description><![CDATA[Our first Weenie Roast!<br />Are men wiping standing up??  landmark hot dude moments in movies, niche freaks, L calls H out on liking conventionally attractive men WRONGFULLY, hot boring people, H gives advice about blackmail and annoying friends. <br /><br />extended ep: L gets stuck in her room, doing a B&N on your own home, L not being over something shitty that her ex did years ago / gift giving,]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51678766</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2022 14:40:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51678766/e19_niche_freaks_stand_up_wiping.mp3" length="68055377" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our first Weenie Roast!&#13;
Are men wiping standing up??  landmark hot dude moments in movies, niche freaks, L calls H out on liking conventionally attractive men WRONGFULLY, hot boring people, H gives advice about blackmail and annoying friends....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our first Weenie Roast!<br />Are men wiping standing up??  landmark hot dude moments in movies, niche freaks, L calls H out on liking conventionally attractive men WRONGFULLY, hot boring people, H gives advice about blackmail and annoying friends. <br /><br />extended ep: L gets stuck in her room, doing a B&N on your own home, L not being over something shitty that her ex did years ago / gift giving,]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4254</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,chill,comedy,dating,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E18 Icy Hot On Ur Dong</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e18-icy-hot-on-ur-dong--51677981</link><description><![CDATA[Sometimes you have to use the joke condom, <br />Alanis Morrissette being perfect, some shit is actually gay, L squirts, crushing cans with your vagina, H tells a story about a cool dream / how to fix your car if its been vandalized, L’s work trip to BallSac, defunding the police, L being an asshole about coffee, kids being at restaurants, L almost being kidnapped, insane lyft drivers, <br /><br />extended: sexual awakenings, H answers the Labyrinth question, Is Jenny from Forest Gump an asshole? Things L is routinely haunted by from childhood, little L asks her librarian a question.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51677981</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2022 14:40:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51677981/e18_icey_hot_on_ur_dong.mp3" length="50983416" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sometimes you have to use the joke condom, &#13;
Alanis Morrissette being perfect, some shit is actually gay, L squirts, crushing cans with your vagina, H tells a story about a cool dream / how to fix your car if its been vandalized, L’s work trip to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sometimes you have to use the joke condom, <br />Alanis Morrissette being perfect, some shit is actually gay, L squirts, crushing cans with your vagina, H tells a story about a cool dream / how to fix your car if its been vandalized, L’s work trip to BallSac, defunding the police, L being an asshole about coffee, kids being at restaurants, L almost being kidnapped, insane lyft drivers, <br /><br />extended: sexual awakenings, H answers the Labyrinth question, Is Jenny from Forest Gump an asshole? Things L is routinely haunted by from childhood, little L asks her librarian a question.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3187</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,dating,funny,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E17 Drop A Pin @ The Halloween Drug House</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e17-drop-a-pin-the-halloween-drug-house--51530775</link><description><![CDATA[Hey, y'all! Satanic Panic ain't real- no one is poisoning your candy, H had it made on Halloween costumes, the bank of little H, by the way: telling your boyfriend someone's secret doesn't count, the worst candy, hey guys everything has msg on it, L’s hatred for squishmallows, troll dolls, L’s weird stuffed animal as a child, H was born with white guilt.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51530775</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2022 14:45:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51530775/e17_drop_a_pin_the_halloween_drug_house.mp3" length="46751161" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey, y'all! Satanic Panic ain't real- no one is poisoning your candy, H had it made on Halloween costumes, the bank of little H, by the way: telling your boyfriend someone's secret doesn't count, the worst candy, hey guys everything has msg on it, L’s...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey, y'all! Satanic Panic ain't real- no one is poisoning your candy, H had it made on Halloween costumes, the bank of little H, by the way: telling your boyfriend someone's secret doesn't count, the worst candy, hey guys everything has msg on it, L’s hatred for squishmallows, troll dolls, L’s weird stuffed animal as a child, H was born with white guilt.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2922</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bff,chill,comedy,dating,funny,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E16 The Gang Gets Gooped</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e16-the-gang-gets-gooped--51460695</link><description><![CDATA[Squishmallows being gross, poverty meals, L’s first embarrassing celebrity crush, H’s cure for road rage, who ruined country music, why are some drawers bad, and other inanimate objects that make us feel weird.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51460695</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2022 15:15:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51460695/e16_the_gang_gets_gooped.mp3" length="66181248" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Squishmallows being gross, poverty meals, L’s first embarrassing celebrity crush, H’s cure for road rage, who ruined country music, why are some drawers bad, and other inanimate objects that make us feel weird.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Squishmallows being gross, poverty meals, L’s first embarrassing celebrity crush, H’s cure for road rage, who ruined country music, why are some drawers bad, and other inanimate objects that make us feel weird.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4137</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bffs,chat,comedy,dating,funny,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E15 Would Jesus Have Worn Ed Hardy?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e15-would-jesus-have-worn-ed-hardy--51392901</link><description><![CDATA[H is insulted by what thieves didn't take from her car, a 24 y/o shot a weird shot, we all should get therapy so no one would need therapy, L makes H play Which Would You Rather Eiffel Tower Edition, Is Madonna okay? 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A weird rampage TED talk about why...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[H is insulted by what thieves didn't take from her car, a 24 y/o shot a weird shot, we all should get therapy so no one would need therapy, L makes H play Which Would You Rather Eiffel Tower Edition, Is Madonna okay? A weird rampage TED talk about why ed hardy is classist ??? How come all personal news on social media is cringe?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4096</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>absurd,chat,comedy,dating,girltalk,hangout,irreverent,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E14 Long Live The Queef</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e14-long-live-the-queef--51313027</link><description><![CDATA[This one has it all: Queefing, butt stuff, and becoming a celebrity ghost. <br /><br />extended: people needing to butt out of other people's relationships, the guy that cooked his dong, L knowing the black market price of organs, tik tok teaches us a lot of things and sometimes shows us things we never wanted like when your neighbor rots through your ceiling in your apartment.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51313027</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2022 15:30:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51313027/e14_long_live_the_queef.mp3" length="58425597" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This one has it all: Queefing, butt stuff, and becoming a celebrity ghost. &#13;
&#13;
extended: people needing to butt out of other people's relationships, the guy that cooked his dong, L knowing the black market price of organs, tik tok teaches us a lot of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This one has it all: Queefing, butt stuff, and becoming a celebrity ghost. <br /><br />extended: people needing to butt out of other people's relationships, the guy that cooked his dong, L knowing the black market price of organs, tik tok teaches us a lot of things and sometimes shows us things we never wanted like when your neighbor rots through your ceiling in your apartment.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3652</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bff,comedy,dating,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E13 Putting the FUN Back in Funeral</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e13-putting-the-fun-back-in-funeral--51321447</link><description><![CDATA[Strap in everyone, this one is... UNHINGED. You all finally get to experience the magic that is L's laugh in full force. We learn just how many kinds of showers are there?<br />Just to reiterate- the girlies are doing the most! <br />Guys that wash their dong in bar bathrooms have a special place in our hearts. <br />Just like showers, there are a few different kinds of murder, like the Whoopsie Daisy kind.<br />L & H reminisce on their first time hanging out and what they talked about: sex tricks/tips. Such as The Clenching Trick and two-handed handies.<br /><br />Annnnnd, L yells at forced birthers.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51321447</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2022 15:41:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51321447/e13_putting_the_fun_back_in_funeral.mp3" length="65921277" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Strap in everyone, this one is... UNHINGED. You all finally get to experience the magic that is L's laugh in full force. We learn just how many kinds of showers are there?&#13;
Just to reiterate- the girlies are doing the most! &#13;
Guys that wash their dong...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Strap in everyone, this one is... UNHINGED. You all finally get to experience the magic that is L's laugh in full force. We learn just how many kinds of showers are there?<br />Just to reiterate- the girlies are doing the most! <br />Guys that wash their dong in bar bathrooms have a special place in our hearts. <br />Just like showers, there are a few different kinds of murder, like the Whoopsie Daisy kind.<br />L & H reminisce on their first time hanging out and what they talked about: sex tricks/tips. Such as The Clenching Trick and two-handed handies.<br /><br />Annnnnd, L yells at forced birthers.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4120</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,commentary,dating,funny,girltalk,hangout,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E12 Tech Bros Being Torqued 4 Space</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e12-tech-bros-being-torqued-4-space--51153422</link><description><![CDATA[H puts L on the spot to answer a difficult question, H gets high and expresses her absolute disinterest in space which leads us to tech bros and their raging boners for space, what is the appeal of bidets? Something about hungover Triscuits.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51153422</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2022 14:45:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51153422/e12_tech_bros_being_torqued_4_space.mp3" length="58929238" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>H puts L on the spot to answer a difficult question, H gets high and expresses her absolute disinterest in space which leads us to tech bros and their raging boners for space, what is the appeal of bidets? Something about hungover Triscuits.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[H puts L on the spot to answer a difficult question, H gets high and expresses her absolute disinterest in space which leads us to tech bros and their raging boners for space, what is the appeal of bidets? Something about hungover Triscuits.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3683</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bffs,comedy,commentary,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex,sextips</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E11 Get In Loser, We're Backsliding</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e11-get-in-loser-we-re-backsliding--51153415</link><description><![CDATA[L’s sexy voice is what you're hearing but H is pretty sexy too, L challenges everyone to do one chaotic thing a day, who is Evan Bald? So you agree, you think you have Benjamin Button syndrome? L has been banned from Twitter and what the end of the world has to do with shower beers.<br /><br />Oh yeah, and locking a fart in your car.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51153415</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2022 14:45:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51153415/e11_get_in_loser_we_re_backsliding.mp3" length="55667484" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>L’s sexy voice is what you're hearing but H is pretty sexy too, L challenges everyone to do one chaotic thing a day, who is Evan Bald? So you agree, you think you have Benjamin Button syndrome? L has been banned from Twitter and what the end of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[L’s sexy voice is what you're hearing but H is pretty sexy too, L challenges everyone to do one chaotic thing a day, who is Evan Bald? So you agree, you think you have Benjamin Button syndrome? L has been banned from Twitter and what the end of the world has to do with shower beers.<br /><br />Oh yeah, and locking a fart in your car.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3479</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>absurd,comedy,commentary,dating,funny,girltalk,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E10 H Gets High &amp; Makes a Conspiracy Theory Sandwich</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e10-h-gets-high-makes-a-conspiracy-theory-sandwich--51070175</link><description><![CDATA[L finally got to see an 11 incher and no she will never be the same. She also got boss baby'd in the same night. We give our hot take on Tinder cringe, and H rips a bong and shares her best conspiracy theories. Oh! And, we're about to piss some people off re: monogamy.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51070175</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2022 14:45:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51070175/e10_h_gets_high_makes_a_conspiracy_theory_sandwich_8_29_22_11_55_am.mp3" length="54478809" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>L finally got to see an 11 incher and no she will never be the same. She also got boss baby'd in the same night. We give our hot take on Tinder cringe, and H rips a bong and shares her best conspiracy theories. Oh! And, we're about to piss some people...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[L finally got to see an 11 incher and no she will never be the same. She also got boss baby'd in the same night. We give our hot take on Tinder cringe, and H rips a bong and shares her best conspiracy theories. Oh! And, we're about to piss some people off re: monogamy.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3405</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bestfriends,comedy,dating,gossip,hangout,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E9 Accidental Circumcision</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e9-accidental-circumcision--51001762</link><description><![CDATA[H shares a core memory, L reads funny Amazon reviews, we discuss the complications of nail day, we all know about BDE but what's BFE?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51001762</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2022 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51001762/e10_accidental_circumcision.mp3" length="47131504" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>H shares a core memory, L reads funny Amazon reviews, we discuss the complications of nail day, we all know about BDE but what's BFE?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[H shares a core memory, L reads funny Amazon reviews, we discuss the complications of nail day, we all know about BDE but what's BFE?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2946</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,dating,hangout,humor,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E8 Orgasms Are Exorcisms For Jesus- Extended*</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e8-orgasms-are-exorcisms-for-jesus-extended--50929856</link><description><![CDATA[Usually, our Patreons get the extended episode, but today we're sharing a sneak peek! Here's what we cover in this episode: <br />MVP shots we've shot, Kathussy, Divacup vs. Nixit, H gets put on blast, we get stalked by a fruit fly the whole damn time. Oh, and a lot about threesomes. And potential fivesomes.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50929856</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2022 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50929856/e8_are_exorcisms_orgasms_for_jesus_extended.mp3" length="74118711" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Usually, our Patreons get the extended episode, but today we're sharing a sneak peek! Here's what we cover in this episode: 
MVP shots we've shot, Kathussy, Divacup vs. Nixit, H gets put on blast, we get stalked by a fruit fly the whole damn time. Oh,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Usually, our Patreons get the extended episode, but today we're sharing a sneak peek! Here's what we cover in this episode: <br />MVP shots we've shot, Kathussy, Divacup vs. Nixit, H gets put on blast, we get stalked by a fruit fly the whole damn time. Oh, and a lot about threesomes. And potential fivesomes.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4633</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bffs,boytalk,comedy,girlchat,gossip,hangout,humor,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E7 A Turd Rolled In Glitter</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e7-a-turd-rolled-in-glitter--50785787</link><description><![CDATA[We give bad male podcast hosts advice and possibly get things wrong ourselves, L finds the weirdest parts of the internet, and somehow it's hard to make a MMF threesome happen. Tubular meat.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50785787</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2022 16:17:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50785787/e8_a_turd_rolled_in_glitter.mp3" length="48557163" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We give bad male podcast hosts advice and possibly get things wrong ourselves, L finds the weirdest parts of the internet, and somehow it's hard to make a MMF threesome happen. Tubular meat.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We give bad male podcast hosts advice and possibly get things wrong ourselves, L finds the weirdest parts of the internet, and somehow it's hard to make a MMF threesome happen. Tubular meat.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3035</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bffshow,comedy,comedy+podcast,dating,hangoutsonair,sex+talk</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E6 Head Empty, Just Vibes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e6-head-empty-just-vibes--50708684</link><description><![CDATA[It's LAUNCH DAY! H & L talk about conflict, L survived the 'rona but barely, and we change the world in 4 minutes!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50708684</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2022 15:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50708684/e6_head_empty_just_vibes_7_25_22_12_10_pm.mp3" length="62515328" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's LAUNCH DAY! H &amp; L talk about conflict, L survived the 'rona but barely, and we change the world in 4 minutes!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's LAUNCH DAY! H & L talk about conflict, L survived the 'rona but barely, and we change the world in 4 minutes!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3907</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bffs,comedy,dating,girls,hangout,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E5 A Mouse Named Nipples</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e5-a-mouse-named-nipples--50708474</link><description><![CDATA[H owned all the kids in her class with her pet named...nipples? question mark?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50708474</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2022 15:00:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50708474/e5_a_mouse_named_nipples_7_21_22_9_00_am.mp3" length="57284987" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>H owned all the kids in her class with her pet named...nipples? question mark?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[H owned all the kids in her class with her pet named...nipples? question mark?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3581</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bffs,chatting,comedy,dating,edgy,girlpods,girls,hangouts,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E4 Unzipped, Unhinged, Uncut</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e4-unzipped-unhinged-uncut--50669026</link><description><![CDATA[It's an unhinged gun girl summer and your hosts are HERE for it. Reality has served up a few too many slices so give this episode a listen and commiserate.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50669026</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2022 04:17:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50669026/e4_unzipped_unhinged_uncut_7_19_22_8_02_am.mp3" length="47607141" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's an unhinged gun girl summer and your hosts are HERE for it. Reality has served up a few too many slices so give this episode a listen and commiserate.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's an unhinged gun girl summer and your hosts are HERE for it. Reality has served up a few too many slices so give this episode a listen and commiserate.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2976</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bestfriends,bffs,chatting,dating,forwomen,girlgang,hangingout,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E3 If You Don't Trust It, Don't Suck It</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e3-if-you-don-t-trust-it-don-t-suck-it--50669015</link><description><![CDATA[Listen, if it's sus, don't put it in your mouth. And other good advice.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50669015</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2022 04:15:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50669015/e3_if_you_don_t_trust_it_don_t_suck_it.mp3" length="52097636" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Listen, if it's sus, don't put it in your mouth. And other good advice.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Listen, if it's sus, don't put it in your mouth. And other good advice.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3257</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bffs,dating,datingadvice,girlgang,loudwomen,sex,wildwomen,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E2 The Crows Will Rise</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e2-the-crows-will-rise--50669016</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss how Gen Z is obsessed with licking ass, shitting our non-pants, and send out the PSA to please stop fingering people like an amateur bowler. Reading back our notes, we can't help but wonder if this is peak humor or peak mental illness. Honestly, we're here for it either way.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50669016</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2022 04:14:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50669016/e2_the_crows_will_rise.mp3" length="46561767" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss how Gen Z is obsessed with licking ass, shitting our non-pants, and send out the PSA to please stop fingering people like an amateur bowler. Reading back our notes, we can't help but wonder if this is peak humor or peak mental illness....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss how Gen Z is obsessed with licking ass, shitting our non-pants, and send out the PSA to please stop fingering people like an amateur bowler. Reading back our notes, we can't help but wonder if this is peak humor or peak mental illness. Honestly, we're here for it either way.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2911</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bffs,datingadvice,girlgang,hangoutwithus,relationships,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>E1 Please Don't Cancel Us We Literally Just Got Started</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/e1-please-don-t-cancel-us-we-literally-just-got-started--50669014</link><description><![CDATA[Literally I wish I could tell you what we talked about specifically but I'm sure it's funny and there are probably dicks involved. I know we burp a lot.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50669014</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2022 04:11:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50669014/e1_please_don_t_cancel_us_we_literally_just_got_started.mp3" length="75653398" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>pottymouth pod</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Literally I wish I could tell you what we talked about specifically but I'm sure it's funny and there are probably dicks involved. I know we burp a lot.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Literally I wish I could tell you what we talked about specifically but I'm sure it's funny and there are probably dicks involved. I know we burp a lot.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4729</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bestfriends,bffs,comedy,dating,funny,hangingout,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/e68824979dd5727e9f3b49bc46b9dfdc.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
