https://StaticRadio.comenComedyCopyright Bob LeMenthttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/524dd4620e2a12b2159b20f9cdaaaa29.jpghttps://StaticRadio.comTue, 18 Aug 2026 13:19:44 +0000Bob LeMentBob LeMentboblement@gmail.comThe strange and humorous happenings in the lives of two US Midwesterners.true842348c6-1e48-51ed-908e-63d907df0a42episodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/gears-grinding--74255256GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/z9aVX4krunU Bob gets his stupidity outed on speakerphone while Miles singing gets him in more trouble than he expected. Gears Grinding Bad AI Transcript Hello. I don't have enough TP. at war with racism, terrorism, and most importantly also this is miles by the critical wow listen that that's right miles title the rap preacher. We don't rap. We don't think. Yeah. What was that from? Can you tell me the uh folks i was singing a little kanye for you. Oh, okay. I'm not familiar. The kids love Kanye, so I was trying to fit into our audience. Easy, huh? Yeah. Well, that's nice. Next week, I'll be singing something Flat Town Philly or Motown Philly. What is that called? The Sugar Hill Gang? Is it Motown Philly? Metamuso. Metamuso. I'm a little out of touch. I'm a little out of touch. I'm a little out of touch. I gotta poop. I gotta poop. Abolition rappers. Well, you always keep up on the trends. That's for certain. I'm up on the trends, man. I'm trending. I'm trending like Brandon.
That's right. Oh, my goodness. Between that and you trying to speak Spanish, I don't know where in the world you get these thoughts in your head that this is what you should be doing. I don't know. I spoke Spanish yesterday at the cell phone store. What did you say in Spanish? I thought it was funny because there was a Spanish family behind me. And I was trying to go out the wrong door. And they're like, sir, wrong door. I'm like, well, that's a bunch of Toro caca. That's not Spanish. I left. I didn't even turn around. I left. So you said bullshit. And that, I mean, Toro, yes, is Spanish. Is caca Spanish? Yeah. Oh, I didn't realize. So I conjugated it or something. I don't think you, like you didn't say a whole sentence. You said English to the point of Toro Caca. So it's a bunch of Toro Caca, man. I left. You figure it out. Okay. Did they laugh or no? You don't know. Silence. Crickets. Well, the guy did have his family there. So I guess really it was a little inappropriate. Yeah.
There was children. There was a cell phone children's party going on at the moment. Yeah, pretty much. Hey, F you muchachos. That's something you never see, you know, the cell phone store children's party where they go there for their birthday. I want to go to the cell phone store. Yeah, it was weird. I don't know. There used to be like a a dozen people that used to work there to help people. And then there was like two. I'm like, what the fuck? Everyone just get fired. People don't need help anymore. No, there's plenty of old farts like me. Yeah. They're like, sir, sir, we don't have flip phones anymore, sir. No Motorola flip phone. Your text told me I need a SIM card and I don't even know what that is. Yeah.
She goes, hold on. Give me your phone. I'm no simp. She goes, give me your phone. I'm like, do not check browser history. She goes, I won't, weirdo. Don't look at my cash. Yeah, you don't want to know, man. You don't want to know what I've been looking at. Oh, cheerleader, cheerleader, swimsuit, cheerleader. Yeah, I was going to say beaver shaving. Upskirting. Oh, my God. Yeah, so my static radio is here. Can you say that in Spanish? La música, la música. Radio. I don't know. You figure it out. Oh, my goodness. Wow. I… I didn't do anything this week, so I was… I hope you have a story. I'll try to come up with something. You're always off to New Zealand or Fiji or something. I'm a little disappointed. Yeah, well, you know, you can't… No, I've been traveling a lifetime. I know. Five vacations last summer really set you back. You're like, fuck. I will be going on a short trip soon. I want to… Oh, who gives a fuck? Okay, so… Anyway…
so yeah columbia today you want to hear about that i mean if i have to, I will. No, go ahead you you started go ahead let's not that my story is any funny. It's not gonna be funny, but oh well let's go ahead uh your story you'll kill this week, and i will suck, so here it goes so uh yeah thanks a lot. You're a freaking jerk, you know that? Me? Yeah, you. You're a freaking jerk. You are a freaking jerk. Thanks a lot For ruining my life, for ruining my marriage. Thank you. I don't think you can blame me for ruining your marriage. Yes, yes. I want to thank you personally. I don't take any part in your marriage. For almost driving me to divorce court. Thank you, Bob Lament. Thank you. I mean, I'm still holding secrets, so it can't be me. So, you know, before we record, we…
talk for a little while. Yeah. And, uh, you often sing a lot, which okay encourages me to sing a lot. Okay. Which I do enjoy singing, but I, like you, I can't really carry you this is a lot. This is a lifelong thing. You and i used to, we were in college together. Yes. And we used to walk around singing. We would sing, I mean, not show tunes or anything, but we'd sing whatever song was happening. Holding hands. Yeah, holding hands. Whistling. Yeah. Hey, let's just do Annie. Yeah. The sun will come out tomorrow. Yesterday was playing awful. You used to sing constantly walking around campus. Yeah, well, you got me in a singing mood, you know. So I occasionally, on my own, sing.
I'll just pick some random song and sing, right? Yeah, you get stuck in your head. So what possibly could derail my life, right? Right. So I'm outside with my dogs, and I'm coming in, and I just randomly pick a song, and I start singing Rolling Stones' I Used to Love Her, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. I used to love her. Yeah. But it's all over now. So I come in. I'm saying my wife is making some kind of nonsensical dessert. She's like… Does she experiment with desserts all the time? Yeah. She's like the mom from Better Off Dead. And I get flashed a look. It's called swan. Free leach's cake. And she shoots me, like, the dirtiest look. Like, what? She goes, what the fuck is that song? I'm like, what? I wasn't singing about you. I wasn't. Why would I sing about you? It popped in my head. Why would I? Wait a minute. Stop right there. This is why you're having marriage trouble. Why would I ever sing about you, honey? Why?
You don't inspire me in the least. I sing the same song to my wife every time I see her. My whole life is like living in an old folks home. I'm just here. When I see my wife, I sing the same song all the time. What's that? No, it's not that Earl. Shut up with that stupid. Rawhide? No. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. This is a total recovery song here. This is totally trying to recover. Unfortunately, I saw your face. Why do birds suddenly appear? I got a brand new pair of roller skates. You got a brand new key. Okay. I'm going off to the country. I made the huge mistake of singing a Rolling Stones song. Then why can't I paint you? And, um, I get shot. You were singing, uh,
What? Queen? Bat Bottom Girls? What were you singing again? It probably would have went over better. It probably would have. Next thing I know. What the hell are you singing? And why are you singing it? I go, it's the Rolling Stones. It was a hit back in a long time ago. Before I was born? Yeah, well, probably. I'm like, It's just a song I randomly picked out of my head. I mean, now she's all mad. Well, I just don't understand why a grown man would pick a horrible song like that to say it's horrible. All right. So I'm like, okay, what about this one? She's so cold. Oh, she's so cold. Like an ice cream cone. Don't ever get into the Nielsen catalog. Everybody's talking. She was not happy with She's So Cold either. That's supposed to be better? Undercover of the night. Undercover. I shouldn't have broke into that or just waiting on a friend or something. I made the mistake of going too far back. I see a picture.
Yeah. I don't know. I didn't know this song was so off-limits in my wife's world of insanity. I'm like, what the fuck? Now, I'm going to have to come up with a list and have it okayed with approved songs, apparently. Alexa, please run my list through my wife's approved list of songs for me to sing? Oh, Christ. It's all me. Taylor Swift. I know it. Christ. So what happened next? So then I broke into shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it. I quit singing. First of all, I stopped singing. I haven't sang since. Oh, and I was trying to blame you for the whole thing. Like, you know, He's got to let it out. He's constantly singing like some kind of mental patient. And he's got me doing it, and I randomly just picked a song, not directed at anyone in particular. Let's rewind a little bit. Like the day before, you know I always sing my feelings, don't you, honey? Yeah. I mean, I could understand maybe…
If it was like, you know, I'm turning Japanese, I could get that. I thought maybe when you walk outside, start singing Kung Fu Fighting or something. I used to love her, but I have to keep her. When the dogs can find her, I got time. Well, at least you won. delving into nine inch nails. Yeah, that's true i hurt myself today. Another one, but anyway, the, uh, so thanks a lot, Bob, for ruining my life i i don't think I, this is. Yeah. Yeah. He can't even talk. He's all like… It's been more than 30 years. If this is going to happe]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=11073Tue, 18 Aug 2026 13:10:10 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets his stupidity outed on speakerphone while Miles singing gets him in more trouble than he expected. https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here –...GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/z9aVX4krunU Bob gets his stupidity outed on speakerphone while Miles singing gets him in more trouble than he expected. Gears Grinding Bad AI Transcript Hello. I don't have enough TP. at war with racism, terrorism, and most importantly also this is miles by the critical wow listen that that's right miles title the rap preacher. We don't rap. We don't think. Yeah. What was that from? Can you tell me the uh folks i was singing a little kanye for you. Oh, okay. I'm not familiar. The kids love Kanye, so I was trying to fit into our audience. Easy, huh? Yeah. Well, that's nice. Next week, I'll be singing something Flat Town Philly or Motown Philly. What is that called? The Sugar Hill Gang? Is it Motown Philly? Metamuso. Metamuso. I'm a little out of touch. I'm a little out of touch. I'm a little out of touch. I gotta poop. I gotta poop. Abolition rappers. Well, you always keep up on the trends. That's for certain. I'm up on the trends, man. I'm trending. I'm trending like Brandon.
That's right. Oh, my goodness. Between that and you trying to speak Spanish, I don't know where in the world you get these thoughts in your head that this is what you should be doing. I don't know. I spoke Spanish yesterday at the cell phone store. What did you say in Spanish? I thought it was funny because there was a Spanish family behind me. And I was trying to go out the wrong door. And they're like, sir, wrong door. I'm like, well, that's a bunch of Toro caca. That's not Spanish. I left. I didn't even turn around. I left. So you said bullshit. And that, I mean, Toro, yes, is Spanish. Is caca Spanish? Yeah. Oh, I didn't realize. So I conjugated it or something. I don't think you, like you didn't say a whole sentence. You said English to the point of Toro Caca. So it's a bunch of Toro Caca, man. I left. You figure it out. Okay. Did they laugh or no? You don't know. Silence. Crickets. Well, the guy did have his family there. So I guess really it was a little inappropriate. Yeah.
There was children. There was a cell phone children's party going on at the moment. Yeah, pretty much. Hey, F you muchachos. That's something you never see, you know, the cell phone store children's party where they go there for their birthday. I want to go to the cell phone store. Yeah, it was weird. I don't know. There used to be like a a dozen people that used to work there to help people. And then there was like two. I'm like, what the fuck? Everyone just get fired. People don't need help anymore. No, there's plenty of old farts like me. Yeah. They're like, sir, sir, we don't have flip phones anymore, sir. No Motorola flip phone. Your text told me I need a SIM card and I don't even know what that is. Yeah.
She goes, hold on. Give me your phone. I'm no simp. She goes, give me your phone. I'm like, do not check browser history. She goes, I won't, weirdo. Don't look at my cash. Yeah, you don't want to know, man. You don't want to know what I've been looking at. Oh, cheerleader, cheerleader, swimsuit, cheerleader. Yeah, I was going to say beaver shaving. Upskirting. Oh, my God. Yeah, so my static radio is here. Can you say that in Spanish?...]]>1824false2734fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/altamaha-ha-with-not-enough-questions--74234518Not Enough Questions https://youtube.com/live/rcGEpwZTsbE UFO Witness Game (Click Graphic to Start) Transcript (AI transcription) Julian, how's traffic in Atlanta? It's going well. It's going well. Mondo Frico. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Mondo Frico. I am here with Julian. Julian, how are you doing tonight? I heard you had some traffic problems today, no? Yes, yes. Atlanta is known for its traffic. Everybody talks about Los Angeles and New York when it comes to traffic, but I can tell you I've never been in any worse traffic than in Atlanta. You were right. You will not find anything worse than Atlanta. I would say a second close, oddly, was Nashville. Really? I've never been to Nashville. Oh, literally on the highway, come to a complete stop. You can't even see Nashville. It looks like you're in the middle of nowhere. Everything stops. And then you just creep along until you finally see the skyline for Nashville. It's just kind of like Atlanta because Atlanta is that way too on the highway. Sometimes you'll just stop in the middle of nowhere close to Atlanta and really not even see the city. Where in Los Angeles and New York and everything, at least you see a city. That's very true. That is very true. And I haven't heard Nashville is a…
Tennessee, Atlanta. Yeah, exactly. It is Atlanta and Tennessee. You're correct. I think you're right. But, yeah, it's the worst traffic, yeah. And I've been in all of the places I mentioned. I've sat in traffic in all of them. And, I mean, even New York City traffic wasn't as bad as Atlanta traffic or Los Angeles traffic. Mm-hmm. It's amazing. Don't they also have more lanes as well? They do. They do. But, I mean, there's a lot of lanes in Atlanta. I can't remember. Los Angeles has like seven lanes. I don't know. It's just crazy. But, you know, still, it doesn't matter if you have 100 lanes. If they're all stopped, nobody cares. They're like, this is terrible. Terrible if everyone has an accident and you can't make a left turn. Yeah. Exactly.
It's pretty bad. Well, welcome to Mondo Freako, Julian. And we have a topic tonight. So on the show, just a real base to catch everybody up in case they've never seen it before. We talk about cryptids, UFOs, the supernatural, the paranormal, typically in a bit of a humorous way. But also we talk about, you know, what's happening with these things. And at the end of it, you and I will have a quick discussion on what we think about it. Is it real? Is it fake? Is it legend? We'll find out. Now, I always give everybody a choice at the beginning of this show. Well, first of all, tell us a little bit about Not Enough Questions and EQ Pods. I always like to get these things at the front because then if people don't listen to the whole thing, at least they get to hear what you've got going on. All right. Not Enough Questions is a podcast that I run.
And I say it's, what do I say? It's a podcast where you can find, not every episode is for everyone, but you find a piece of humanity in every episode. We talk about… Well, it's a serial killer podcast. Is that what you're saying? No, no, no. Oh, okay. Sorry. It's more so a perspective-based critical thought question. Oh, okay. Thank you. Yeah, I should have said that. Yeah. Maybe I'll get a merger on there. You know it. A piece of humanity in every fight. Yes. Questions range from what is your dream job? Can you have two feelings at once? What crime would you commit knowing you're going to get caught? And some more funny ones, some more serious ones. It's a great time. It's an hour. Yeah, it's an hour podcast.
Oh, there you go. See, look at that. I've actually been on the show with Julian at least twice. Twice, twice. Yeah, I was just saying, I think it's twice. And it's a lot of fun. And I can't, I'm sorry, I don't remember my question, but I think there was not enough of those questions. I can guarantee you there's more to come, right? I think the questions I said actually were the ones that you were on. What was your dream job? Oh, right. Okay. And then came how to feelings at once. And I said, professional Tanner sitting in the sunshine. That was my dream job. Something like that. No, I don't think I said that at all, but everybody should check it out at any Q pod on the socials, or you can follow this link tree, not,
It seems longer than it really is. Not enough questions podcast. So when you say it, it's like, wow, that really rolls off the tongue. When you look at it, you're like, gosh, there's a lot of letters there. But it's all good. All good. So at the beginning of the show, I always ask the guests, we always have a quiz. And I'm going to give you the option of either doing the quiz before you even know the topic or… We'll talk a little bit about the topic. I'll tell you about the topic, and then you can take the quiz. I'd rather take the quiz now. Oh, he's going to take the quiz. Quiz. Quiz. Quiz. Quiz right off the bat. All right, let me get the quiz up here for you. Tell me if you can see it.
You might not be able to read all of it. I'll try to make it bigger for you here. Okay. Let's see if I can. Oh, my goodness. I hit the wrong button. Hold on a second. Let's start that over. Don't give that answer. Here. Is that a little bit better? It's better. I'll read them off. Don't worry. I'll read them all off to you so you don't have to memorize them. And you already heard the wrong answer. If you get the wrong answer, what you hear is a buzzer. I love the hint. You can take a hint. Okay. The legendary creature Ultimahaha, affectionately nicknamed Ulti, is a cryptid reported to inhabit which state in the American South? Is it Georgia, Ohio, Idaho, or Alaska? And if you notice there, it says easy. Yeah, because I'm like, I'm knowing these questions like this. No, no, no, no, no, no. I think Georgia. Georgia should be
The only southern American state in here. Yeah, I don't think Alaska is in the southern part. There you go. Correct. Altamaha is Georgia's most famous river monster legend. Primarily with the Altamaha River and coastal marshes around Darien and McIntosh County. Now you kind of know what we're talking about tonight, right? So… According to eyewitness folklore, this is question number two so far. You got one correct. According to eyewitness folklore, which physical description fits how Ultima Ha-Ha is typically described? Is it A, 20 to 30 feet serpentine river creature with flippers, ridged skin, and an alligator or dolphin-like snout? B, a giant eight-legged turtle wearing sunglasses? No. C, a winged lizard that nests in high pine trees and only feeds on acorns. Or D, a miniature freshwater shark covered in bright neon feathers. I have a hint if you want it. These all sound very interesting. And I'm trying to think which one would I more likely see. I want to say a winged lizard. You want to go with C, a winged lizard? A winged lizard. Okay. And I have a hint. You sure you don't want the hint?
I don't want to take the hint right now. All right. Oh, sorry. Witnesses usually report a 20 to 30 foot aquatic creature that undulates vertically through the water, sporting paddle-like flippers and a long snout. All right. You got one right and you got one incorrect. It's fine. You're doing fine. You're doing fine. That's why I wanted to take the quiz now. Okay. Now, this one's a hard question. It says, long before European settlers documented sightings, legends of a giant snake-like river creature in this region originated with which Native American group? Was it A, the Muscogee or Creek, and the Yamase peoples, B, the Inuit of Northern Canada, C, the Hawaiian monarchy, or D, the Aztec Empire? I have a hint. I'm going with my gut and saying A.
All right. The Muscogee Creek and Yamasee oral histories describe a large water serpent or river beast inhabiting the waterways of coastal Georgia centuries before any modern sightings. Hey, you're doing good there. You got two correct. We got a couple more to go. We got five questions altogether. Which historic coastal Georgia town serves as the cultural hub of Altamahaha, lore, even featuring a dedicated statue and adopting the monster as its local mascot. Is it A, Darien, B, Paris, C, Honolulu, or D, Reykjavik? I have a hint. I would take a hint. Yeah, please give me the hint. This small port city sits right at the mouth of]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=11066Tue, 18 Aug 2026 01:31:17 +0000Bob LeMentAltamaha-ha On this episode of Mondo Freako, the host welcomes guest Julian (host of the Not Enough Questions podcast) for an episode exploring Georgia’s celebrated river cryptid, the Altamahaha—affectionately known as "Alti." After kicking things off...Not Enough Questions https://youtube.com/live/rcGEpwZTsbE UFO Witness Game (Click Graphic to Start) Transcript (AI transcription) Julian, how's traffic in Atlanta? It's going well. It's going well. Mondo Frico. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Mondo Frico. I am here with Julian. Julian, how are you doing tonight? I heard you had some traffic problems today, no? Yes, yes. Atlanta is known for its traffic. Everybody talks about Los Angeles and New York when it comes to traffic, but I can tell you I've never been in any worse traffic than in Atlanta. You were right. You will not find anything worse than Atlanta. I would say a second close, oddly, was Nashville. Really? I've never been to Nashville. Oh, literally on the highway, come to a complete stop. You can't even see Nashville. It looks like you're in the middle of nowhere. Everything stops. And then you just creep along until you finally see the skyline for Nashville. It's just kind of like Atlanta because Atlanta is that way too on the highway. Sometimes you'll just stop in the middle of nowhere close to Atlanta and really not even see the city. Where in Los Angeles and New York and everything, at least you see a city. That's very true. That is very true. And I haven't heard Nashville is a…
Tennessee, Atlanta. Yeah, exactly. It is Atlanta and Tennessee. You're correct. I think you're right. But, yeah, it's the worst traffic, yeah. And I've been in all of the places I mentioned. I've sat in traffic in all of them. And, I mean, even New York City traffic wasn't as bad as Atlanta traffic or Los Angeles traffic. Mm-hmm. It's amazing. Don't they also have more lanes as well? They do. They do. But, I mean, there's a lot of lanes in Atlanta. I can't remember. Los Angeles has like seven lanes. I don't know. It's just crazy. But, you know, still, it doesn't matter if you have 100 lanes. If they're all stopped, nobody cares. They're like, this is terrible. Terrible if everyone has an accident and you can't make a left turn. Yeah. Exactly.
It's pretty bad. Well, welcome to Mondo Freako, Julian. And we have a topic tonight. So on the show, just a real base to catch everybody up in case they've never seen it before. We talk about cryptids, UFOs, the supernatural, the paranormal, typically in a bit of a humorous way. But also we talk about, you know, what's happening with these things. And at the end of...]]>2356false210fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lement-tonight-for-august-13-2026--74013966https://JohnLiuComedy.com
https://youtube.com/live/lSicf2OlkSo Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody, it's Lament Tonight. guest tonight is john Blue. Or is it live? Now, how would you pronounce this, John? I pronounce it it makes it easier for my neighbors. Yes, sir. Oh, okay. You're totally ignoring the eye pretty much. I'm trying to be less central me i'm not trying to be less egocentric. Let's talk about you So John Liu is a first-generation Asian American. You give your heritage as Filipino and Chinese on your bio. You're based in Southern California. You have a sharper tongue, as we just heard. And your comedy centers around growing up in a multicultural background, being a first-generation immigrant, current events, and dealing with the ever-changing American zeitgeist. You can catch him… at JohnLiuComedyLiu.com. John Liu, how are you doing tonight? Cheers. I'm doing great. I'm chilling in a city called Anaheim, which is, as if you may know, may or may not know, is the hometown of Disneyland. Lovely, beautiful day in Southern California. The heat is finally letting up. The humidity is letting up. And there's some wild parrots hanging around outside. It is a good day.
Were you at Disneyland today? No, no, no, no. A friend of mine is running a comedy show. So before I showed up, before I logged in, I dropped in to say hello. Support local comics, support my friends, all that good stuff. Well, that was awful nice. I do what I can. Were you just there for support or did you do something else? No, it's a theme night, actually. I have a friend. His name is Eric Escobar, Hilarious Comics. plug for him uh he run he's doing a special comedy night uh at a local brewery called cast comedy night these are all current or former disney performers so i went down to catch you know catch his comedy and you know see see some comics and now i'm here with you and this is a wonderful setup thanks again for having me bob you're so gracious my goodness are you your mother must be very proud of you. I hope so
You're so polite. So now you just said for current or former Disney performers. Now, what do you mean by that? Well, OK, so when you go to Disneyland, they have people working, you know, staff members. They also have crew members. These are the forward facing people like the tour guides on the Jungle Cruise or, you know, people manning, you know, dressed up as characters, things like that. Oh, okay. Cast members, as they like to say, so they don't have to pay them. It's true. But funny enough, I do believe they're part of the actors' union, too. They're actually considered acting. It's an acting job, I think. Oh, really? Okay. It's fascinating. That's a good move on their part, is to pull that in, right? So the whole cast member thing was kind of a dodge, I think, originally. And so now they're going, yeah, well, wait.
If we're cast members, we're acting. Have you ever worked at Disney or no? No. Oh, my gosh, no. I have no patience for that kind of thing. I wear my heart on my sleeve and my contempt on my face, so it's kind of like I can't do that. It's very difficult for me to be in a customer-facing position. You're so polite. You've been so polite to me tonight. And here you're saying, oh, no, I can't do that. It's a lot of work, Bob. So you've got like five minutes of pleasantries and then after that it's all venom or what? Well, I don't know what to say. I really don't. I'm not much of a conversationalist. That's why I'm in stand-up and not improv. Oh, my goodness. It's working right now, John. Well, cheers. Thank you. Now, since you're a Filipino-Chinese, is John your first name or is this an Americanized name for you?
Well, here's the thing you got to know really quickly about the Philippines. We are an English-speaking country. English is one of the languages that we speak, so we do have a lot of crossover. John is actually my given birth name. So, yeah. I do have a Chinese name, but I don't use it too much, mainly because I can barely speak Chinese. It's like at a four-year-old level, if I'm lucky. It's terrible. What level of Chinese do you speak, John? Oh, four-year-old. I don't know. I really don't know. My wife describes it as, my wife says I understand half of the conversation. Unfortunately, I understand the useless half. I only know the words and, the, and. Right. I can count to a decent extent. I know important phrases, some words, because I did go to school where they taught Chinese, but
Part of the difficulty is that I didn't get a lot of practice. I moved to the States when I was a teen, and where I moved to, there weren't a lot of Chinese speakers, so it kind of fell by the wayside, and I wasn't that good to begin with. So where did you grow up in your teens? Can you tell me an area? Southern California, through and through. Okay, so dude, whoa, hey. Pretty much, pretty much. There's no Chinese words for that. No, if there are, I don't know them. So would you in the Southern California culture, would you what would you describe yourself as? So like, you know, there's skater, surfer, you know, beach. I think the closest thing I don't know if they still have them. But, you know, when I was younger, I was definitely more in the nerd slash preppy kind of thing. Oh, OK. Yeah.
And I was a kid. I had my fun, but I wasn't much into skating, wasn't much into sports. I was a bit of a nerd. I was into comic books, toys, that kind of thing. And I'm not – the why doesn't apply anymore, but I would certainly be – could have been classified as a yuppie back in the day. I think you and I are of the same generation that you know what a yuppie is. Oh, yeah. And for the younger folks, a yuppie – Young Urban Professional. Oh, I thought you were going to say it was a wet puppy. No, no, no, no, no. No, I know. Young Urban Professional. Exactly. You drove your Beamer. And your girlfriend was named Buffy. No, I don't have money. That's why I'm here. No offense. But otherwise, I would have bought myself a comedy club and called it a day. Oh, well, that's interesting.
Why are you waiting? What is stopping you from realizing this dream? My bank account. Well, no. Banks will give anybody money. You could go get a loan. They want me to pay it back eventually. That's the part you've got to figure out. Respect anyone that runs a comedy venue. It's not easy. It isn't. Well, you just sell drugs in the back and you're all set. Everything works out. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, no, it's not for me. Plus, it's a lot of logistics that I don't really want to deal with. I want to be free. I want to be happy. You know what? You can have the John Liu comedy car. It's like Uber, except you get comedy on the way to your destination. Actually, a friend of mine had this idea recently.
of taking, like, you know, one of those creepy, gigantic vans, you know, and just opening up the door and having, like, a pop-up comedy show, have the speakers and the mic in there, and just drive wherever, park somewhere, and set up a comedy show that way. Yeah. I mean, they did the cash cab on television for I don't know how long. You could do the comedy cab. Talk about a captive audience. Just lock the doors, have the choppers. That's right. And then if they want to get out, they got to pay you. Yeah. Oh, my God. We could be like those crazy people that preach on planes. Have you been seeing that on the news? No. We could do that. We could just put on a comedy show. They preach on a plane? Is that allowed? No. It's absolutely not. Explain this to me. Do they just, like, bother the person next to them, or do they stand up and tell the whole plane? No, they stand up and tell the whole plane. Oh, my word.
one lady, she got put on the no-fly list forever because she was pretty much preaching the entire time. She would get up, preach to the plane, and just she just refused to sit down. You know, all that stuff. And there are a couple people doing that so i'll be honest with you. I would rather have it happen in a plane than anywhere else because, I mean, you never know. That's fair. You look like a 50 50 that you may need that at that moment. That's true. That's true. You know, but it, yeah, it's all about that captive audience, getting that group of people together. And I like to perform, I'll be honest. I like to perform, you know, I, it's the advertising, the marketing that doesn't appeal to me, you know? Oh no. Well, I think this, I think this, you know, comedy Uber thing is the way to go. Cause then, I mean, you like to go places, right?
Absolutely. Travel is one of the perks. I've gotten to go to so many places and see so many things that I wouldn't have if I wasn't in comedy. It gives me that incentive to travel. Tell me some of the places you've gone. Have you gone to Macau? I have not. I've only recently started traveling for comedy. Let's see. I've performed in the Philippines. I've been to open mics in Taiwan. Wow. in terms of shows, proper shows, I've done show]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=11060Fri, 14 Aug 2026 21:26:06 +0000Bob LeMentThis Week In this episode of LeMent Tonight, host Bob interviews Southern California stand-up comedian John Liu, exploring his background as a first-generation Filipino-Chinese American and his journey in comedy. The conversation touches on John's day...https://JohnLiuComedy.com
https://youtube.com/live/lSicf2OlkSo Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody, it's Lament Tonight. guest tonight is john Blue. Or is it live? Now, how would you pronounce this, John? I pronounce it it makes it easier for my neighbors. Yes, sir. Oh, okay. You're totally ignoring the eye pretty much. I'm trying to be less central me i'm not trying to be less egocentric. Let's talk about you So John Liu is a first-generation Asian American. You give your heritage as Filipino and Chinese on your bio. You're based in Southern California. You have a sharper tongue, as we just heard. And your comedy centers around growing up in a multicultural background, being a first-generation immigrant, current events, and dealing with the ever-changing American zeitgeist. You can catch him… at JohnLiuComedyLiu.com. John Liu, how are you doing tonight? Cheers. I'm doing great. I'm chilling in a city called Anaheim, which is, as if you may know, may or may not know, is the hometown of Disneyland. Lovely, beautiful day in Southern California. The heat is finally letting up. The humidity is letting up. And there's some wild parrots hanging around outside. It is a good day.
Were you at Disneyland today? No, no, no, no. A friend of mine is running a comedy show. So before I showed up, before I logged in, I dropped in to say hello. Support local comics, support my friends, all that good stuff. Well, that was awful nice. I do what I can. Were you just there for support or did you do something else? No, it's a theme night, actually. I have a friend. His name is Eric Escobar, Hilarious Comics. plug for him uh he run he's doing a special comedy night uh at a local brewery called cast comedy night these are all current or former disney performers so i went down to catch you know catch his comedy and you know see see some comics and now i'm here with you and this is a wonderful setup thanks again for having me bob you're so gracious my goodness are you your mother must be very proud of you. I hope so
You're so polite. So now you just said for current or former Disney performers. Now, what do you mean by that? Well, OK, so when you go to Disneyland, they have people working, you know, staff members. They also have crew members. These are the forward facing people like the tour guides on the Jungle Cruise or, you know, people manning, you know, dressed up as characters, things like that. Oh, okay. Cast members, as they like to say, so they don't have to pay them. It's true. But funny enough, I do believe they're part of the actors' union, too. They're actually considered acting. It's an acting job, I think. Oh, really? Okay. It's fascinating. That's a good move on their part, is to pull that in, right? So the whole cast member thing was kind of a dodge, I think, originally. And so now they're going, yeah, well, wait.
If we're cast members, we're acting. Have you ever worked at Disney or no? No. Oh, my gosh, no. I have no patience for that kind of thing. I wear my...]]>2719false27fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sales-crash--73828120GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/vXxfPh12Ixc Miles tries out the door-to-door bug salesperson's hoverboard, while Bob has a nice leisurely lunch and ends up in a gas station parking lot. Sales Crash Bad AI Transcript If you stop me up, I'll never stop. I'll never stop. No, no, no, no, no. That's a piece. Mmm. Good evening. I'm your friendly courier, Mr. Blood Vessel. Mr. Buster Blood Vessel. What's that from? I am the walrus. Oh, really? I was watching it this morning. I don't know. That's the intro to it. It just seemed funny. I'm like, wow, these guys were really funny back in the day. I guess so. I think it's Ringo's voice. It sounds like Ringo. I don't know. It sounds like a Ringo thing. uh it's my house title with static radio podcast yeah uh am around plausible and um that's all i know so i'm being held hostage i'm in his basement What if hostages… What do they do for proof of life now with the… They can't hold up a newspaper, really. I mean, where are you going to get a newspaper these days? What's the… What is the new version of that, holding up the newspaper? What is the deal with being a hostage and not having a newspaper? What is the deal with that? I don't know, Jerry. I don't know. In this day and age, where are you going to get it? There's no USA Today. I can't get it, but
I don't know. You know, I hadn't really thought about it. I'm just trying to pose these questions, you know what I mean? I question the world as we see it today. I mean, would you hold up the latest? I mean, everybody's Instagram feeds are different. Can't do TikTok, right? I hadn't really prepared for this bit. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. It's really you. And you're really, I mean, we got the AI make anything. I mean, I got a guy. I got a guy. I got a guy. Okay. I got a guy's name. He tells me if everything's fake, that's fake. His name is CB. He's on TikTok. Don't worry. He'll get into this. Fingernails. Fingernails are wrong. That's why. It's not right. Fake. Yeah. It's all fake. All fake. I don't know. I'm just saying. I mean, it used to be so easy. You just get a newspaper, hold up a newspaper. Okay. They're alive still. The newspaper there. Well, there's still newspapers. I mean. Yeah. But I mean, it's so easy to fake everything. It's just like. Yeah. Yeah. He held up the weekly shopper.
That's the weekly shopper for this week. He could have been missing any time this week. We don't know. We know he's alive last week. We know it. We'll just have to wait another week to see if he's still alive. Wait a minute. There was no ad for Bugles this week in the weekly shopper? Okay. Okay. Are you still there, Miles? Did I lose you on this one? Hello? Yeah. Okay. There you are. You dropped out. I thought so. No, you froze up like you got your image just froze up. Like your eyes were like half open. Like, oh, dude, there's a cartoon cat. So this week was not the best week. It's not the best week. The weekly shopper did not have bugles on sale last week. So on Friday, I went to lunch with my good friends, Dr. J and Dr. K. Yes. And so they actually met me at my office because I'm having to go to my office here lately because of some rule changes that
And so they came by the office and we decided to go get some lunch. Yeah. And unfortunately near the office, there's not a lot of good lunch places. So I'm like, let's go to this Mexican place, which I'm surprised you can still say that, to be honest with you, like Chinese place, Mexican place. It's all okay. Right. Yeah. I mean, I think that's all right. I mean, I, I'm like, we got to go down to this one, you know? And so it's, it's a, it's a, few minutes away. Taco Bell. Yeah. It's called the Taco Ballet. Exclusive. It's a local thing, but so we're driving and we drove by like three other Mexican places and they're like, well, why don't you go to this one? I'm like, I've never been there. I'm not going there. El Bandejos. Yeah. And so I forced them to go to this
Mexican place that I've been to before. This is always good. They have a lunch special. So, you know, it's not overly expensive. Kutas are us. So we make it there. Everything's fantastic. You know, I get the lunch special. They get a lunch special. Everybody gets a lunch special. We have a great lunch. We're chitting and chatting and skitting and scatting and everything. And then… Bella Fitzgerald shows up. Do, do, do, do. And then Dr. K is like, well, I got to get back. I need to get going. I'm like, oh, man. So he drove us all. He took on the mantle of driver. Yeah. And we all pile into Dr. K's car. Yeah. And we're going to head back to my office. And then everybody will go about their business. Right. Yeah.
So we're on our way back and, and talking and we, there's a, I don't know, like a traffic jam is on side streets. We're not on the highway or on the side street. Some kind of like traffic jam. Everything comes to a stop. Right. I'm talking and kablamo. You got rear ended hard. Didn't you? Yeah. You're hard. And I didn't even realize it. I was like, what the hell? And sure enough, Dr. K got rear-ended. Oh! Were you in front? I was in the front seat because I'm… Dr. K is a very diminutive person. He's a very… Yeah, he's teeny tiny. He's tiny. And so I sat up front with Dr. K. We get blasted in the back, you know? Yeah. And you get ass blasted. Did you? Yeah, it was rough. I was like, it wasn't gentle. It was rough. It was not gentle at all. I mean, we got kablowy and I, the rear ending to the gas station. And, and luckily the person that hit him pulled in as well. And we had to go through the whole process of, yeah, of an accident thing. So the funny thing is we pull in and I'm like,
So Dr. K gets out. I get right out because, you know, I don't know what's going to happen. I'm like, I'm ready to back him up, right? Yeah, right. Okay. Well, I'm fairly tall and quite broad. And so I figured he's not. Yeah. And so I got out. Well, Dr. J did not get out. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Are you all right? Yeah, he was all right. But I'm like, he was not looking for a fight. I was like, this guy is going to try to blame my friend. I'm going to be there to help out. It's like Billy Barty and Junior Samples wanting to have a freaking fight with somebody. Well, what would Dr. K be then? You know him because you had lunch with him. Yeah. What's his character if I'm Junior and…
i don't know. I think about that you can't think of one okay i don't want to make this weird yeah i don't want to make this weird i pop out of the car. K top pops out of the car. He goes, and it's this duck dynasty looking guy with a big beard and he's driving a pickup truck, you know? And so they start talking and, And, um, I'm like walking, but it all seems to be going well. Right. I'm pacing and, um, with your other hand, you're like, yeah, he takes the blame. So then I walk around in the back of Dr. K's car and I'm like, there's liquid dribbling out of the back of his car. Oh yeah. That's my thought. I was like, Holy mother of God, is this gasoline?
Oh, fuck. Got a body back there. Fuck. Fuck. And so I'm like, I look at it for a while and it's coming out like, you know, it's coming out like, you know, a Miles title piss. So it's like in spurts. It's not like a, you know, it's not even funny, man. Even say something. It's like dribble, dribble, dribble. Anyway. So I'm like, I hope this isn't gas. Cause then I'm stuck. We're not anywhere miles from anywhere. Then you did a crutch down, put your fingers in it and smell it. I did. So then I stuck my hand, I stuck my finger in there and then I sniffed it, but I have a really bad nose, you know? And so it didn't smell like anything. And so then Dr. K comes walking around. I go, someone's coming out of your car and he sniffed my finger and no, not gas. So then Dr. J finally sees that everything's okay and,
Yeah. Yeah. And he wanders out of the car. Like he just woke up or something. Hey, and i think i hurt my back real bad. Yeah. And then he comes around looks at so we're trying to figure out what the hell. And then we're like, you got a case of water back here, but it just kept coming it just yeah it just kept going right yeah a little weird. Yeah, it was really weird. We're like, you don't have a back windshield wiper washer thing, no? I mean, it dribbled the whole time we were waiting for the police. It dribbled, and it dribbled, but it wasn't brake fluid. We kept going through all the fluids, right? Yeah. And then Dr. J crawls under the car. He's so little, he can walk under it. He just did little. I know.
and he's like, no, he's like, it coming from the trunk. It's coming from up there. It's not coming from the gas tank or any like break lines or anything. So we wait, the police show up and, you know, we got two police people to show up. So we were at a nice part of town. And that even showed up. Yeah. You know, yeah. It showed up as a nice part of town. Yeah. And, uh, so they, you know, we all have to, well, those guys have to give statements. They, you know, give me the crook guy. Are you here? Who are you with? You know? Yeah. Question. An]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=11053Tue, 11 Aug 2026 19:03:01 +0000Bob LeMentMiles tries out the door-to-door bug salesperson's hoverboard, while Bob has a nice leisurely lunch and ends up in a gas station parking lot. https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist...GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/vXxfPh12Ixc Miles tries out the door-to-door bug salesperson's hoverboard, while Bob has a nice leisurely lunch and ends up in a gas station parking lot. Sales Crash Bad AI Transcript If you stop me up, I'll never stop. I'll never stop. No, no, no, no, no. That's a piece. Mmm. Good evening. I'm your friendly courier, Mr. Blood Vessel. Mr. Buster Blood Vessel. What's that from? I am the walrus. Oh, really? I was watching it this morning. I don't know. That's the intro to it. It just seemed funny. I'm like, wow, these guys were really funny back in the day. I guess so. I think it's Ringo's voice. It sounds like Ringo. I don't know. It sounds like a Ringo thing. uh it's my house title with static radio podcast yeah uh am around plausible and um that's all i know so i'm being held hostage i'm in his basement What if hostages… What do they do for proof of life now with the… They can't hold up a newspaper, really. I mean, where are you going to get a newspaper these days? What's the… What is the new version of that, holding up the newspaper? What is the deal with being a hostage and not having a newspaper? What is the deal with that? I don't know, Jerry. I don't know. In this day and age, where are you going to get it? There's no USA Today. I can't get it, but
I don't know. You know, I hadn't really thought about it. I'm just trying to pose these questions, you know what I mean? I question the world as we see it today. I mean, would you hold up the latest? I mean, everybody's Instagram feeds are different. Can't do TikTok, right? I hadn't really prepared for this bit. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah. It's really you. And you're really, I mean, we got the AI make anything. I mean, I got a guy. I got a guy. I got a guy. Okay. I got a guy's name. He tells me if everything's fake, that's fake. His name is CB. He's on TikTok. Don't worry. He'll get into this. Fingernails. Fingernails are wrong. That's why. It's not right. Fake. Yeah. It's all fake. All fake. I don't know. I'm just saying. I mean, it used to be so easy. You just get a newspaper, hold up a newspaper. Okay. They're alive still. The newspaper there. Well, there's still newspapers. I mean. Yeah. But I mean, it's so easy to fake everything. It's just like. Yeah. Yeah. He held up the weekly shopper.
That's the weekly shopper for this week. He could have been missing any time this week. We don't know. We know he's alive last week. We know it. We'll just have to wait another week to see if he's still alive. Wait a minute. There was no ad for Bugles this week in the weekly shopper? Okay. Okay. Are you still there, Miles? Did I lose you on this one? Hello? Yeah. Okay. There you are. You dropped out. I thought so. No, you froze up like you got your image just froze up. Like your eyes were like half open. Like, oh, dude, there's a cartoon cat. So this week was not the best week. It's not the best week. The weekly shopper did not have bugles on sale last week. So on Friday, I went to lunch with my good friends, Dr. J and Dr. K. Yes. And so they actually met me at my office because I'm having to go to my office...]]>1824false2733fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lement-tonight-for-august-6-2026--73691116https://Pondcast.com
https://youtube.com/live/KLhwz-F7dy4 Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody, it's Lament Tonight. My guest tonight is Jeff Ponder. Jeff, how are you doing? I always want to say Pounder. It's Ponder, right? Back in my day, somebody used to call me Quarter Pounder. I always wanted to thought of that. Well, and it's funny because they were like, oh, being funny because you're a fat little kid, you know, and it's like, Yeah, but you're saying I'm a quarter of a pound, so really it's not an insult. Well, he was one of those people that whenever they made the third pounder, he's like, I'm not buying that. That's less of a value than the quarter pounder. That's right. He's one of those people. Not doing that. So it's always been – I'm going to read the intro here, Jeff. It's always been Jeff's dream to join the mainstream media in some way in his journey to reach the pinnacle –
He discovered podcasting in 2011, starting in St. Louis Blues Hockey Podcast. That's still going today. Let's Go Blues Radio has become a staple in secondary media coverage in the St. Louis hockey community. And tonight, he's entering into the world of comedy. Or maybe he's already been there, and he's just doing it here tonight as well. I don't know. We'll find out a little bit more. But Jeff, the stage is yours. Yes, thank you, and uh it's great to be here this is uh this is the pinnacle uh this is actually something i've been wanting to do, is join lament tonight so i'm gonna lament a little bit uh it is weird doing this remotely, a little bit of stand up here um it's not something you would think that would have happened, you know, what, 20, even 15 years ago?
But, you know, there's a lot of weird things that really aren't the norm anymore. Someplace I work right now, dogs in the office. Can you imagine that years ago? You know, back, Bob, maybe in 99, 2000 even. Hey, boss, I just rode in on my Buick Skylark. And as I passed the haberdashery, I thought maybe it'd be fun to bring Fido into the office today. What is that boss going to say? You get your ass to your typewriter, and you give me a good 15 hours without breaks, I'll consider letting you leave in time for the Brooklyn Dodgers game. Maybe that was all a little bit too much, but you know what I mean. Is it weird, though, that I would rather be in an office of dogs than an office of people? You know, it's weird because, you know…
The dogs, you know, they're very loud. They can be jumpy. You know, coworkers, they may not pee on the floor. Hopefully they're not. But they sure find other ways to annoy me. Like, hey, Jeff, you see that episode of This Is Us last night? You know, I want to watch This Is Us. Do I look like a This Is Us guy? No. You know, no, I didn't watch the curling match from three years ago that was on ESPN Classic last night. No, dogs aren't going to ask me that. They're lovable. They just want to jump on me and have some fun. I do get distracted very easily, though, with these dogs. It takes me about 45 minutes to get to my desk every morning. So I'll get there about, you know, 8 o'clock. I don't get to my desk until almost 9 o'clock. And it's a little crazy because it's like, you know, Jeff, get to work, get to work. But I just want to pet all the dogs. But I will say I make up for it.
when there's kids in the office. Then it's a race to my desk. Then it's, oh, I don't want to be bothered by all these weird questions about, hey, you want to see my coloring book? No, kid, I don't. I want to pet the dog and get to my desk. But what does it say about me that I prefer dogs over kids in the office, though? You know, you keep hearing like, mom, my iPad died. Dad, I'm bored. At least dogs just bark. I pat them on the head, give them a treat, and they're quiet until the UPS guy shows up. And, you know, these kids, they're just always needing something, like they're humans or something. Thank you, everyone. I'm Jeff Ponder. You were great. Bob, back to you. Yeah, fantastic. Here, let me give you a little round of applause here. Oh, that's so good.
We have all these neat gadgets here on the plausible platform. If you go down, you can always clap. You can, uh, you can cry. Oh, those dogs. Oh, I can feel the heart, everything. Anyway, Jeff, thanks for doing that. It was very fun. So you really work with dogs? Yes. Yes. Dogs are in the office every single day. Um, it's, it's great. Um, you know, I make a lot of jokes about working with the people I work with, but they're all good people too. And, um, they are very welcoming to you, uh, bothering them and coming up and petting their dogs. And, and I'll say, that's another thing that I do, Bob is I, uh, I forget my coworkers names, but I don't forget their dogs names. That's interesting. Well, they also have a hanging from their neck. So,
That's true. That helps. That does help. If the coworkers were to do that, you'd probably be able to remember. Oh, hey, Bill. It's funny because they all have it on their desk. So you walk by and you're like, oh, hey, Jeff. Oh, hey, Marcy. And you're like, I'm not Marcy. I'm Daphne. I'm just sitting at Marcy's desk. Well, get your ass out of Marcy's seat. She's going to be pissed. So do people like get to walk the dogs then? Like, I mean, the dog has got to, you know, I mean, they sleep a lot, granted. But every once in a while, they got to get up and go outside and whatnot. Or do you have an inside bathroom for the dogs? There is not an inside bathroom. That would be a very nice addition to the office. But no, people do have to get up and walk their dogs. And it is funny because there's times, you know, when…
I'll be in a meeting, and it'll be like, oh, hey, I got to bounce for five minutes. I got to take the dog for a walk. And I'm like, this is a place. I mean, it's funny because you're like, this is a place of business, but you're also like, yes, go take care of that dog. That is more important than anything we're doing right now. That's right. We're going over this budget, but no, take that dog out. No, I'm just joking. Please take the dog out. Please take the dog out. That's fun, though. It is. There was a recent discussion where I work about having a cat there besides myself. Of course. And yeah, so I was like, well, I'm up for it, right? I know I like dogs as well, but this was the discussion. My worry was because dogs tend to stick to their owners for the most part, right? And so they don't wander off, especially if they're fairly…
you know, I want to say good dog, but you know what I mean? A fairly loyal dog. They don't run around and take off. The cat will just be right out the door. Yep. And so then it's just going to be, I was just imagining it's going to be a series of incredible joy when the cat arrives and heartbreak when it runs out the door and we never see it again. Yep. And I'll say that is there is one person who was bringing a cat into the office. And it was a little bit of a because like she would get there before all the dogs. She'd get there as early as she could. And the cat would usually just hide in the corner. No problem. But every now and then she'd come back to her desk from the bathroom or whatever. And the cat's gone. And so you're like, OK, either this cat is going to get eaten by a dog or ran out.
front door or it's hiding somewhere under a desk and like half the day you're thinking oh my gosh i may never see my cat again but yeah she always found a way to get the cat back at the end of the day and she'd go home with the cat well that's good yeah i would worry about it we've had the cats and dogs here and i only worry about the cats until they get when they're kittens Once they grow, you know, develop into like a regular old cat, then they take care of the dogs. Even though they're so much smaller, typically, there's never been an issue with the cat. Dog getting too rough with the cat. Always the cat gets too rough with the dog. Well, the cat is so quick to just swap.
you know, and dogs, it, it, it totally throws dogs off. Cause it takes them a minute. You know, they, they sit back, they growl, they put their hind legs up and they're like, I'm going to attack in the next four minutes, you know, and the cats are like, come here. And then just slash their face open. Oh, my face. Wait, it's only been three and a half. Not ready to fight yet. Ready to fight. Yeah. So, so, uh, So let's pause for just a second if]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=11046Sun, 09 Aug 2026 01:28:46 +0000Bob LeMentThis Week In this high-energy episode of LeMent Tonight, host Bob sits down with digital marketer, podcaster, and comedy enthusiast Jeff Ponder for an engaging deep dive into brand building, content strategy, and workplace hilarity. Known for founding...https://Pondcast.com
https://youtube.com/live/KLhwz-F7dy4 Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody, it's Lament Tonight. My guest tonight is Jeff Ponder. Jeff, how are you doing? I always want to say Pounder. It's Ponder, right? Back in my day, somebody used to call me Quarter Pounder. I always wanted to thought of that. Well, and it's funny because they were like, oh, being funny because you're a fat little kid, you know, and it's like, Yeah, but you're saying I'm a quarter of a pound, so really it's not an insult. Well, he was one of those people that whenever they made the third pounder, he's like, I'm not buying that. That's less of a value than the quarter pounder. That's right. He's one of those people. Not doing that. So it's always been – I'm going to read the intro here, Jeff. It's always been Jeff's dream to join the mainstream media in some way in his journey to reach the pinnacle –
He discovered podcasting in 2011, starting in St. Louis Blues Hockey Podcast. That's still going today. Let's Go Blues Radio has become a staple in secondary media coverage in the St. Louis hockey community. And tonight, he's entering into the world of comedy. Or maybe he's already been there, and he's just doing it here tonight as well. I don't know. We'll find out a little bit more. But Jeff, the stage is yours. Yes, thank you, and uh it's great to be here this is uh this is the pinnacle uh this is actually something i've been wanting to do, is join lament tonight so i'm gonna lament a little bit uh it is weird doing this remotely, a little bit of stand up here um it's not something you would think that would have happened, you know, what, 20, even 15 years ago?
But, you know, there's a lot of weird things that really aren't the norm anymore. Someplace I work right now, dogs in the office. Can you imagine that years ago? You know, back, Bob, maybe in 99, 2000 even. Hey, boss, I just rode in on my Buick Skylark. And as I passed the haberdashery, I thought maybe it'd be fun to bring Fido into the office today. What is that boss going to say? You get your ass to your typewriter, and you give me a good 15 hours without breaks, I'll consider letting you leave in time for the Brooklyn Dodgers game. Maybe that was all a little bit too much, but you know what I mean. Is it weird, though, that I would rather be in an office of dogs than an office of people? You know, it's weird because, you know…
The dogs, you know, they're very loud. They can...]]>2658false26fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/auto-park--73419755GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/FjfGhjv-Xjc Bob fears for his life while crossing a bridge, while Miles closes in on his life's goal of 85 Bears autographs. Auto Park Bad AI Transcript [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/08/03/auto-park/" title="Auto Park" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/08/03/auto-park/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————-]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=11038Tue, 04 Aug 2026 03:22:33 +0000Bob LeMentBob fears for his life while crossing a bridge, while Miles closes in on his life's goal of 85 Bears autographs. https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here –...GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/FjfGhjv-Xjc Bob fears for his life while crossing a bridge, while Miles closes in on his life's goal of 85 Bears autographs. Auto Park Bad AI Transcript [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/08/03/auto-park/" title="Auto Park" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/08/03/auto-park/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————-]]>1889false2732fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-intriguing-chad-from-titfos-com--73332155titfos.com https://youtube.com/live/2WJbLvcUkGw Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody. Welcome. I've got Chad from TitBose. Thank you. TitBose.com. The incredibly true facts. Oh, I said incredibly, didn't I? the world. acts of space, but they meant it literally. True Facts of Space 2029 because people are taking this public domain packaging it. every variant you can imagine. here's one here. Let me, uh, let me share this. This is, uh, the incredible facts about space. There we go, man. And then it's not the true ones though. It's only the incredible ones. Here's amazing ones, right? These people And then this is interesting facts. So they're not even incredible. Yeah. And then you got the fun facts. True. There is something almost… I wouldn't say that that's not already the case. that is historically proven to be true, too, over and over again yeah I think I think it's true it's hyper true I think if you got 80 then you're doing pretty good yeah I think we're lucky to get over 50 like 55 is uh is probably the positive, don't you think?
see how you could talk yourself into several different positions depending on some bigger picture belief systems you had pinned down already so Thank you. Exactly. That's right. there you go now now you actually have written a book called the incredible true facts of space as well. So you have the website you had the website for years, though. The website has been around for there you go. For over 20 years. But the book You're kind of doing it all backwards here. Usually the book comes out. It isn't available. Okay. Well, there you go. that's interesting yeah I guess well you get certain ones with Amazon Prime anyway but I think there's other add-ons that you can do as well so Right, right. You know, a part of that. Audible. Yeah. I think they own Audible.
gotcha oh there goes your lights everybody The plus is usually a $5. They should have called it Prime 5. Because it's all $5. I want to start that right now. Everybody's doing plus. We're going to do 5. What do you think? Titfos 5. It's a solid number. I've always was partial to it from the time I was a child because… And it's an odd number, which I enjoy odd numbers. It truly is. So that way, even numbers are kind of shady. It's true. Well, some people have six, but it's okay. there's, Right. Right, yeah. That's true. Interesting. Ha ha ha! Yeah, it doesn't have anything to do with that. Okay. I don't like this, so I'm going to make it fail. Okay. Sure, sure. You type words and whatnot, hold them upside down. Sure. Well, that's one level of fun.
Deep thought here in the box. I love calculators. You think people really before the late 60s, early 70s didn't have access to calculators, and then cheap calculators came out in the late 70s, early 80s. Really? Right. Exactly. No, it was. I had, as a kid, we had an adding machine, which was this huge mechanical monster with all the buttons. It didn't have, you know, now you just have 10 buttons. It had 100 buttons, right? So you'd have 10 digits with all 10 digits. Oh, you want to amortize the number? Yeah. Do you want the French method? Yeah. And then you had this big handle, almost like a one-armed bandit that you then had to pull down, and it shot up these metal typeset things that had the numbers on them, and then they would smack against the paper. Oh, wow. It was a monster. Not only the calculation, but then your numbers.
Yeah, well, it went onto the paper, and you go, ka-chunk! And it was the funnest thing to play with. It was outdated technology. This is probably from the 20s or something. I don't know. You talk about playing with calculators. That was more. And it was very industrial and heavy. I mean, you couldn't carry it around. There were a lot of mom-and-pop shops still using those. Yeah, and you go, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, ka-chunk! Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, ka-chunk! And then, you know… Oh, no. My mother did the books and she would sit down there and she would do this really quickly. I mean, she was, you know, she was adept because she'd been using that thing, obviously, for probably a couple of decades at that point. So it was it was fascinating where it worked.
You muted yourself there. There you go. Mike. Bob? Yeah. Okay. You're there. We had a connection problem. You just muted yourself for a moment. That's all. Ah, rats. I was telling you, when I worked at a grocery store, you know, one of my first jobs, and the ladies that worked the cashiers, you know, they would still doing a lot of typing. They were scanning things, but they were still doing a lot of typing and everything was still cash. So it's kind of a different skill set. I've noticed going through that, uh, just the absence of, of effort that it used to require, you know, having, you know, having worked as a, as a kid, do you see my gosh, you know, we're lucky we still have, uh,
so I always wait in line to go in the cashiers lines at Publix because I just, I like the fact that they still have cashiers on duty. Yeah. So, you know, miles, uh, my cohost for static radio, he's a, I always go into the, the people line rather than the computer line. Yeah. And then I always go into the self checkout. You do. Yeah. Oh yeah. Cause I don't, I don't want the, uh, interaction, uh, Or the scrutiny on what I'm buying is usually the thing. I like to talk about it. Yeah, I like that. But he's more social like you where he wants to interact with these folks and find something out, I guess. I don't know. I'd get to say, look, these incontinence pants really are for my dog. Yeah.
That's right. You can tell they're not my size. It's obvious. Would you like to open them together? Well, so let's talk about the book a little bit here. What would you call it as, I mean, other than the facts about space, would you call it a compilation of short stories? Yeah, yeah, it is. It's a mix. It's It's a light read. I don't even know. It was like 160 pages on Kindle. Oh, man. I didn't spring for the page numbers. What the hell? I have 190 on my PDF that you sent me. This is a proof copy. Oh, okay. I see it's got the proof on there. Yeah, so it's not really for sale. I do like your artwork. I will say your artwork is very good. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah, I like it. It is an AI background with an AI chair and an AI TV and AI carpet.
I'm going to take back my statement. No, I'm just joking. No, I mean, I like, cause you use the incredibly incredible true facts of space part multiple times. Obviously you've added something to the book, but yeah, I've seen that other part many, many times. Let's see. So it started in a Walmart in a inner hell little box where I was supposed to be selling cell phones and was pretty much the directed not to worry about it so uh you know, I, I was like, okay. And Darren didn't like me being in the office because I, you know hung inappropriate posters in the, in the bathroom once. Um, I was still just young enough to be a little bit nuts, you know, like when i worked at Blockbuster, uh, no, sorry, alfalfas. This is before blockbuster bought us. We were kind of the cool record store. And, uh,
so alpha like the our gang person. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Books and video. It was interesting. Local mobile kind of, I think it grew up to like three locations. So it's, uh, anyway, it was, um, what were we talking about there? You're working and selling cell phones that you weren't supposed to sell. Yeah. I think i was still just young enough. to be a little nuts. Back earlier when I worked at Alfalfa, this was music. Oh man, I don't know. 24, 25, 24 maybe. So anyway, I had a special sale that we would refill your Zippo if you rented three movies. After we'd become a blockbuster, that wasn't It wasn't part of the plan anymore. It was no longer a, no longer a bonus that we could offer to the customers. You guys had like all of this lighter fluid under the counter. No. In fact, I came up with it because we always had lighter fluid and,
on hand and for taking labels. Oh, for removing the label. I got you. That was before the gunk gunk off or whatever it's called. Yeah. And when we were still talking about physical objects, you know, like each one had to be had to be made and had to look right. Yeah. So it's amazing to think how much time we used to spend sorting those tapes, making sure they were rewound and mainly not because you were like, you know, paranoid, angry video guy that wanted them rewound. But it's just the complaint you would get. And, and the, the lack of showmanship you would serve by giving somebody a video, they get home, their popcorn, their kids are on the couch, they plug it in and they got to rewind the whole thing. You know, I mean, classically that was considered, you know, really bad form, right. For, for being cool to your customers. So it's,
And Alfalfa's was kind of much more of a hip store. So it really would have made a great movie, now that you think about it. Is this the place that says Alfalfa on the window there? Does that look like it, or is that something differe]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=11032Sun, 02 Aug 2026 01:36:33 +0000Bob LeMentThe Intriguing Chad from titfos.com Bob and Chad discuss Chad’s book and longstanding website, The Incredibly True Facts of Space, an eccentric collection of short stories, surreal lists, and abstract poetry. After reading snippets featuring alien...titfos.com https://youtube.com/live/2WJbLvcUkGw Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody. Welcome. I've got Chad from TitBose. Thank you. TitBose.com. The incredibly true facts. Oh, I said incredibly, didn't I? the world. acts of space, but they meant it literally. True Facts of Space 2029 because people are taking this public domain packaging it. every variant you can imagine. here's one here. Let me, uh, let me share this. This is, uh, the incredible facts about space. There we go, man. And then it's not the true ones though. It's only the incredible ones. Here's amazing ones, right? These people And then this is interesting facts. So they're not even incredible. Yeah. And then you got the fun facts. True. There is something almost… I wouldn't say that that's not already the case. that is historically proven to be true, too, over and over again yeah I think I think it's true it's hyper true I think if you got 80 then you're doing pretty good yeah I think we're lucky to get over 50 like 55 is uh is probably the positive, don't you think?
see how you could talk yourself into several different positions depending on some bigger picture belief systems you had pinned down already so Thank you. Exactly. That's right. there you go now now you actually have written a book called the incredible true facts of space as well. So you have the website you had the website for years, though. The website has been around for there you go. For over 20 years. But the book You're kind of doing it all backwards here. Usually the book comes out. It isn't available. Okay. Well, there you go. that's interesting yeah I guess well you get certain ones with Amazon Prime anyway but I think there's other add-ons that you can do as well so Right, right. You know, a part of that. Audible. Yeah. I think they own Audible.
gotcha oh there goes your lights everybody The plus is usually a $5. They should have called it Prime 5. Because it's all $5. I want to start that right now. Everybody's doing plus. We're going to do 5. What do you think? Titfos 5. It's a solid number. I've always was partial to it from the time I was a child because… And it's an odd number, which I enjoy odd numbers. It truly is. So that way, even numbers are kind of shady. It's true. Well, some people have six, but it's okay. there's, Right. Right, yeah. That's true. Interesting. Ha ha ha! Yeah, it doesn't have anything to do with that. Okay. I don't like this, so I'm going to make it fail. Okay. Sure, sure. You type words and whatnot, hold them upside down. Sure. Well, that's one level of fun.
Deep thought here in the box. I love calculators. You think people really before the late 60s, early 70s didn't have access to calculators, and then cheap calculators came out in the late 70s, early 80s. Really? Right. Exactly. No, it was. I had, as a kid, we had an adding machine, which was this huge mechanical monster with all the buttons. It didn't have, you know, now you just have 10 buttons. It had 100 buttons, right? So you'd have 10 digits with all 10 digits. Oh, you want to amortize the number?...]]>4407false41fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tooterville--73223623GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/Mg8PmZ9o5Ko Bob gets chastised for trying to buy Miles a hat, while Miles starts his weekend singing at 7 am. Tooterville Bad AI Transcript [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/07/27/tooterville/" title="Tooterville" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/07/27/tooterville/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————-]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=11022Tue, 28 Jul 2026 21:41:36 +0000Bob LeMentStatic Radio – Tooterville Miles tries to have lunch while being gassed out by his wife and Desiree, while Bob wonders why there are so many wasps around this summer. https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/, like old school games, play a few with...GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/Mg8PmZ9o5Ko Bob gets chastised for trying to buy Miles a hat, while Miles starts his weekend singing at 7 am. Tooterville Bad AI Transcript [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/07/27/tooterville/" title="Tooterville" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/07/27/tooterville/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————-]]>1723false2795fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ethical-gift--73086709GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/8iQ-ezco4u8 Bob gets chastised for trying to buy Miles a hat, while Miles starts his weekend singing at 7 am. Ethical Gift Bad AI Transcript [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/07/21/ethical-gift/" title="Ethical Gift" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/07/21/ethical-gift/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————-]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=11007Tue, 21 Jul 2026 13:32:39 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets chastised for trying to buy Miles a hat, while Miles starts his weekend singing at 7 am. https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here –...GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/8iQ-ezco4u8 Bob gets chastised for trying to buy Miles a hat, while Miles starts his weekend singing at 7 am. Ethical Gift Bad AI Transcript [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/07/21/ethical-gift/" title="Ethical Gift" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/07/21/ethical-gift/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————-]]>1687false2771fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/corn-cashier--72982058GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/E3JFkRUfi18 Miles gets caught in the drama at the checkout, while Bob sings the praises of homegrown produce. Corn Cashier Bad AI Transcript Live streaming, Fuse City, Jerry. Bob had sex with Candy here. And why are the M&M's in his head? In my ear. In my ear. In my ear. Who's that? Yeah. Drinking my old beer. My root beer. Must be a dream. Dig it. Hi, everyone. It's me, Martin Riggs, doing the show. Martin Riggs. Martin Riggs. I'm too old for this shit. Yeah, yeah. Miles is in such a good mood tonight. It's a little bit scary, actually. I think he's probably close to death or something. He's going to Mitch McConnell us… soon or something you'll never know lindsey grammis or sam neill who died recently. Sam Neill. I was sad. I was sad when i saw that. I don't usually bring in shit like that in the show, but i was generally sad to see uh but the sam neill or the sad part? Sam Neill. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was it was terrible he was he's like such a a wonderful person. I know. I'm like, oh.
Dr. Grant. I'll go driving in my recreational vehicle without papers. L.A. Yeah. L.A. Great actor. He was considered for James Bond at one point. You have to let go of the fence, whatever your name was, little shithead. Let go of the fence so you don't get hurt. Jacob. No, it wasn't Jacob. What was that kid's name? That's the kid's real name is Jacob, I think. Well, everyone knows that, right? I have no idea. That would be a good question. I don't either. I have no idea. I don't remember. I'll have to look it up, but I'm not going to. This is a no-look-up show. You can't look anything up. Not looking up, anyone. God forbid. I don't think Bob looks up to some dresses. I think I'll continue with a couple more vacation stories if you want to hear them. No, I don't.
Okay, well then go ahead. What do you have to talk about? No, come on. Go ahead. Come on. So I was thoroughly chastised for the entire… I just got back from vacation a little while ago. I was certainly chastised for the whole vacation by my wife and my daughter and then my in-laws, my brother and mother-in-law. So we are leaving town… to go on vacation. We did a little bit of a road trip. And, uh, as we're leaving town, my wife is like, I have to do a number two, a work, a work call. I have to call on a conference call for work. Yeah. As we're leaving town, I can't get out of it. I have to do it from the car here. And, um,
She's like, everybody be quiet. And so I'm like, okay. Yeah, no problem. Excuse me. And we get to the corner of town, and I've already forgotten. And I look over, and there's a farm trailer on the corner. Mm-hmm. And this is where every year they come and sell corn and tomatoes. And so I go, hey, the corn stands going to be open. Apparently, I said it very loudly. Oopsies. And so all of her workmates hear me say the coin stand's going to be open. And she gets so angry with me. So she gives me, you know, she shoots me a dirty look at everything. You're stupid. I'm like, oh, yeah, I was supposed to be quiet, right? I didn't say anything dirty. What are you, what are you, chicken chonk? Hey, man. Jesus.
I didn't say anything like that, you know, this fucker cut me off or anything. I just said, hey, the corn stand's open. And so the whole vacation, any time I was about to say something, the corn stand's open? Uh-huh. Every time, I just kept getting it. The corn stand's open! You know, like an idiot. The corn stand! And so, but… But the reality was when we got back from vacation. Everyone went there. Yes. Everybody went there. My wife's like, will you run me down to the corn stand? I'm like, son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. Honey, would you be a deer? Yeah. If only I were Ike Turner. Anyway. All right. what's love got to do with it? Corn stand. So, yeah, so we went down and got some corn, and you know what? It was really fucking good. Yeah. It's the best fucking corn, I swear to God, when that corn stand opens. It's like, gotta go get some, right? Do you have a corn stand where you live? Yeah, they have some, yeah. Yeah, exactly. So we got corn, we got tomatoes at the corn stand, but it made me so angry because I was made fun of for…
you know, like a week and a half. You're stupid. Yeah, you're stupid. You ruined my business meeting saying corn stand. You know, I didn't curse or anything. There's a lot worse things you could have said. Yeah, I could have said, yeah, a lot of, a lot worse things. Trust me, if we were, if the driving situation, if it was totally switched and she was driving and I was on a business call, there would have been cursing of everybody around us, you know, the cocksucker cut me off. Son of a bitch. Yes. Yeah. You know what I mean? Cause that's the way my wife talks. Yes. That is not an understanding. Yeah. Let's not even exaggerate. I can't even think of how many dirty things that she would say while driving on vacation that she did say, Oh my God, we got stuck in traffic for construction. It was just constant profanity, which by the way, I have a question for you. Go ahead. So we went,
down south, we went down to uh georgia was our most southern point. We were in Savannah, Georgia. And we went to a lot of places in between. But anyway, why in the south do they wait until summer to do the road construction? It doesn't get that cold down there. They could do it all year long almost. But they wait until the summer to do the road construction. What's the deal? Is it like it's like a union thing or something? I don't know. You usually know people, so Well, I could probably find out. I know people that work for me. I could find out. I'm like, I could probably find out for you. I was like, we're down there. We're sitting in traffic. And I'm like, what the hell? They could do this any time of the year. It's not like being up north here where you get snow and everything. They get nothing down there. It gets a little chilly. They don't realize Bob Lamont's in line and I don't wait in line.
I waited like a half an hour to get between Tennessee and Kentucky. It was a big to-do. I don't know what the hell they were doing. Me and my wife, Lovie. Now, I had another weird experience as well, real quick here. So I was in Asheville, North Carolina on vacation, and we were going to have some churrascura, I think is how you say it. It's the Brazilian – restaurant where they bring out these giant skewers of meat and cut off a piece and put it on your table or your plate. Have you ever been to one of these things? No. Oh, really? I figured you, you of all people would have been to one of these things. I've not had any kind of Brazilian experience. I think it's called Churrascura. Churrascura, I think is what it's called. Anyway, I'm probably saying that all wrong. But anyhow, so we're heading downtown Asheville to go to this…
steak place and we get off the highway and we pull up to this corner and there is several, um, unhoused individuals. It seems like laughing about. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I got, I got you. And they, I think at least one of them or maybe two of them were kind of, you know, asking for money and whatnot. Yeah. But we were in a stoplight, obviously. You get off the highway, you go to a stoplight. Yeah. But there's three people who all looked very similar in their attire and their disheveledness, shall we say. Nice. And they started, like, fighting. What are you doing? Now… The most humorous part, which I should not laugh at, this is horrible of me to even mention. Yeah. But one of the guys only had one leg and was on crutches. Oh. And he proceeds to kick another guy in the ass. Uh-huh. And guess what happened? He fell. He fell. The bastard fell, didn't he? You know, there's an old joke about…
You're probably as good as a one-legged man. Yes. Yes. It played out at a stoplight in Asheville. He's like, God damn. It's right. It's right. I was like, we're sitting there going to this restaurant, which now I feel bad about now that I mentioned it. Well, now I feel bad. At the time, I wasn't thinking about it. Now that I've just said it again. But now that I'm laughing at it. All this is unfolding on the corner. And yeah, literally, this guy apparently gets mad at the other guy. One-legged guy. And he kicked him in the ass. I mean, he got him. But then, of course, he took a tumble. Well, that's confidence. Well, yeah, he's got some chutzpah. That's for sure. I give them that. You know what I mean? Fuck it. Like, fuck, I'm going down, but oh well. I'm going down, but you're going down with me, buddy. Yeah, oh well. And they were tussling, and I was like, let's just get out of here. Did you join in? Like, all right. Yeah, that's right. I rolled down the window. Hey, buddy. You got your elbow out. All right, MFers. That's right. You got Moxie. Come down to the Churroscura, and I'll buy you a plate. Oh, have some scura. Yeah. Yeah.
But anyway, I'll be honest with you. Chiroscuro was not as great as I was hoping it would be. Yeah. But it was cool. These guys come out with these giant swords and they literally cut meat off of them and put it on your plate. It's like a James Bond movie. It is.]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10998Wed, 15 Jul 2026 01:52:28 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets caught in the drama at the checkout, while Bob sings the praises of homegrown produce. https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here –...GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/E3JFkRUfi18 Miles gets caught in the drama at the checkout, while Bob sings the praises of homegrown produce. Corn Cashier Bad AI Transcript Live streaming, Fuse City, Jerry. Bob had sex with Candy here. And why are the M&M's in his head? In my ear. In my ear. In my ear. Who's that? Yeah. Drinking my old beer. My root beer. Must be a dream. Dig it. Hi, everyone. It's me, Martin Riggs, doing the show. Martin Riggs. Martin Riggs. I'm too old for this shit. Yeah, yeah. Miles is in such a good mood tonight. It's a little bit scary, actually. I think he's probably close to death or something. He's going to Mitch McConnell us… soon or something you'll never know lindsey grammis or sam neill who died recently. Sam Neill. I was sad. I was sad when i saw that. I don't usually bring in shit like that in the show, but i was generally sad to see uh but the sam neill or the sad part? Sam Neill. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was it was terrible he was he's like such a a wonderful person. I know. I'm like, oh.
Dr. Grant. I'll go driving in my recreational vehicle without papers. L.A. Yeah. L.A. Great actor. He was considered for James Bond at one point. You have to let go of the fence, whatever your name was, little shithead. Let go of the fence so you don't get hurt. Jacob. No, it wasn't Jacob. What was that kid's name? That's the kid's real name is Jacob, I think. Well, everyone knows that, right? I have no idea. That would be a good question. I don't either. I have no idea. I don't remember. I'll have to look it up, but I'm not going to. This is a no-look-up show. You can't look anything up. Not looking up, anyone. God forbid. I don't think Bob looks up to some dresses. I think I'll continue with a couple more vacation stories if you want to hear them. No, I don't.
Okay, well then go ahead. What do you have to talk about? No, come on. Go ahead. Come on. So I was thoroughly chastised for the entire… I just got back from vacation a little while ago. I was certainly chastised for the whole vacation by my wife and my daughter and then my in-laws, my brother and mother-in-law. So we are leaving town… to go on vacation. We did a little bit of a road trip. And, uh, as we're leaving town, my wife is like, I have to do a number two, a work, a work call. I have to call on a conference call for work. Yeah. As we're leaving town, I can't get out of it. I have to do it from the car here. And, um,
She's like, everybody be quiet. And so I'm like, okay. Yeah, no problem. Excuse me. And we get to the corner of town, and I've already forgotten. And I look over, and there's a farm trailer on the corner. Mm-hmm. And this is where every year they come and sell corn and tomatoes. And so I go, hey, the corn stands going to be open. Apparently, I said it very loudly. Oopsies. And so all of her workmates hear me say the coin stand's going to be open. And she gets so angry with me. So she gives me, you know, she shoots me a dirty look at everything. You're stupid. I'm like, oh, yeah, I was supposed to be quiet, right? I didn't say anything dirty. What are you, what are you, chicken chonk? Hey, man. Jesus.
I didn't say anything like...]]>2049false2729fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/celebrity-ghost-encounters-with-michael-gardner--72940131Savaged Unfiltered https://youtube.com/live/TcHX7Os5x1I UFO Witness Game (Click Graphic to Start) Transcript (AI transcription) So you've got a room by the river? Is that where you're at now, up in a tower? That's right. That's right. Mando Frico. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Mando Frico. I've got a guest today, Michael Savage. No, Michael Savage. Michael Gardner from Savage Descultures. That's right. Hey, one, two takes. You'll get it right sooner or later there, Bob. Eventually. I mean, you've got these two names going on here almost. Do people call you Michael Savage, by the way? They get confused because, you know, the Michael Savage is a family member, believe it or not. Are you one of your family members? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, he's actually my grandfather, actually. And his last name was Savage? No, the girl's last name is Weiner, Michael Weiner. Oh, okay. Yeah, that would be on my mother's side. Well, go figure. Well, Michael and I have known each other for quite some time.
And I didn't realize that he was moving on up to the east side here. He's up in the tower now, glass tower looking down upon Atlantaville. And it looks great, though. Yeah, more or less. How's the air up there? Pretty good? Oh, it's great. You know, I have to look down every now and then, you know. I'm on the 20th floor, folks, you know. Yeah, it looks like it. Goodness gracious. That's fantastic. Yeah, yeah. Hope there's no fires. with all these trees in the background. I hope not. So, so Michael, let's get a plug in for the show. It's a Savage Unfiltered show. You can catch him and others, including the old man who actually did a Mondo Freako a few months ago at Savage Unfiltered. And he's got all kinds of stuff that he wants you to have.
For a price, of course, at the Savage Shop. I would like them to head over to SavageShop.com. You don't have to, but I still appreciate your token. He's not giving it away, but he's not getting rich off of it either. But you can always catch the Savage Unfiltered Show anywhere. There's a podcast. Or a platform or a podcast platform. We're all over the place like a roach sometimes, you know? That's right. Don't pound on the wall. They'll all be coming out. That's right. Pound on the roach. Don't pound on us. That's right. So, actually, this is the first for Mondo Frico because you're bringing me a story. That's right. When normally… we talk about a story that's kind of been out there, but you have an original story for us this week. And apparently it revolves around a certain guy named Johnny Cash. Is that correct? That's right. Don't go into it too far yet. Okay. Oh, you went into it a little bit too far, but okay. I'm just following your lead there. Okay. But so usually what happens is I give everyone a choice.
on taking a quiz. They can take a quiz before we talk about the story or a quiz after we talk about the story. Cause a lot of times they don't really know what we're going to talk about, but this time you're, you know, cause you made up the, uh, you know, it's your story. It's not my story. And so I made a quiz about Johnny cash. Do you want to take the quiz or do you want to talk about your story first? Oh, let's, uh, let's do the quiz. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Why not? Quiz. All right. Quiz. I love it. Quiz. Quiz is always good. So let me get my Johnny Cash quiz going here. Can you see that? We could see it, yeah. Oh, good. All right. Come on, quiz music. Finish up. So is it big enough for you? I can make it a little bit bigger. I wear glasses, Bob, but my eyesight's on. Oh, good. So I'm going to ask you five questions.
about the legend that is Johnny Cash, maybe you learn some of these answers from your ghostly encounter with him. Maybe. So we'll see what happens, right? Okay. So the first question, question number one of five, which iconic 1963 crossover song became one of Johnny Cash's biggest signature hits, co-written by June Carter, his wife, June Carter Cash? Was it Folsom Prison Blues, I Walk the Line, A Boy Named Sue, or Ring of Fire? I have a hint if you really want it. I'm pretty well endowed with Johnny Cash. So I'm going to do I Walk the Line. I Walk the Line. Oh, no. Wait a minute. Okay. That's okay. That's okay. It's the first question out of the gate. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. You're fine. I'm a sorry excuse for a Johnny Cash fan. You're fine. All right. Let's just forget about that. Go to question number two. What nickname was Johnny Cash widely known by due to his distinctive dark stage attire? Was it the Midnight Rider, the Outlaw King, the Nashville Legend, or the Man in Black? I have a hint if you'd like to have it.
I'm going to do The Man in Black. All right. The Man in Black is it. Fantastic. Okay. There you go. One to one. You're doing great. Okay. Number three. In his final years, Johnny Cash won critical acclaim for covering which Nine Inch Nails industrial rock song? Was it Personal Jesus, Hurt, Rusty Cage, or The Man Comes Around? This is something I don't even know. I have to do that hint. The chilling music video became a poignant retrospective of his entire life. Does that help you at all? Let's do The Man Comes Around, possibly. Oh, my gosh. Jesus. That's all right. That's all right. It's all right. One for two so far. Question four. Which famous rock icon did Johnny Cash record a duet with? Girl from the North Country in 1969. Was it Roy Orbison, Bob Dylan, Jerry Lee Lewis, or Elvis Presley? Got a hint. Well, he already gave it to me, I think. I think it's Elvis. Oh, my God. Jesus. I got to brush more up on Johnny. Well…
Yeah, I just thought it was a quiz. Last question here. Jimmy Cash served in which branch of the United States military during the early 1950s? Was it the Marines, the Air Force, the Navy, or the Army? I have a hint if you want it. I believe it was the Navy, if I'm correct. Oh, my gosh. One out of four. You got a 20% success rate. Oh, utter despair. Oh, my God. Well, folks, I am a sorry excuse for a Johnny Cash fan. Love his music. Love everything about Johnny. Apparently, I have no crap about Johnny. The more important part of this whole conversation is really, what happened to you so you could see the ghost of Johnny Cash? But before you talk about that, I have a word from somebody else.
This is Ryan Frank from the Baggage Podcast, and you're listening to Mondo Freako. Mondo Freako. Okay, Michael. Mondo Freako. Now we want to hear about this weird Johnny Cash encounter. Yeah, it was weird, guys. You might want to strap in on this story. Well, Bob has gotten to… I don't know where I should start. So let me just start where… Start at the beginning. It begins, right? To make, you know, have it make sense a little bit. Bob here has gotten to know me over the years here of, you know, of my traveling schedules. You know, I am highly, highly aligned with production. Just about all different types of production, whether it be, you know, movie sets or sometimes speaking events or anything for that nature. About a few years ago now, I had something basically thrown to me in an email from my agent of Backstage. And they always email me of different types of opportunities and this and that.
And this opportunity was on a movie set in downtown Nashville. Oh, really? Yeah. And I usually do accept them, you know, depending on the opportunity and what it's about and this and that. And I usually like taking in background extra work. I think I mentioned this to you. more than a few selective times you know it's it's something that i i enjoy it's easy it's quick you know you're you're really not required to be on set for excessive amounts of hours and i love them you know i i've done some b you know b-roll uh work and some supporting uh acting work but uh i prefer the uh the actual movie extras so anyway so i decided to take the uh opportunity and i drove over to nashville uh which is from my house here in in and uh in georgia it's it's probably about a good maybe 10, 11 hour drive, if that. Yeah, it's a wave and yeah, I checked into this old, old home uh in actually the city of Nashville. Old historic home.
I think it was built in like the middle of the 19, maybe 1934, 40, somewhere around there. It's old, you know? Yeah. And they converted it into an Airbnb. And I love Airbnbs. You love them too much, if you ask me. I do. I love them too much. I prefer Airbnbs over hotels because of]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10992Sun, 12 Jul 2026 16:50:48 +0000Bob LeMentCelebrity Ghost Encounters Get ready to strap in for a wildly unpredictable episode of Mondo Freako! Host Bob LeMent sits down with Michael Gardner (host of Savage Unfiltered) for a hilarious, spine-chilling conversation that goes from zero to...Savaged Unfiltered https://youtube.com/live/TcHX7Os5x1I UFO Witness Game (Click Graphic to Start) Transcript (AI transcription) So you've got a room by the river? Is that where you're at now, up in a tower? That's right. That's right. Mando Frico. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Mando Frico. I've got a guest today, Michael Savage. No, Michael Savage. Michael Gardner from Savage Descultures. That's right. Hey, one, two takes. You'll get it right sooner or later there, Bob. Eventually. I mean, you've got these two names going on here almost. Do people call you Michael Savage, by the way? They get confused because, you know, the Michael Savage is a family member, believe it or not. Are you one of your family members? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, he's actually my grandfather, actually. And his last name was Savage? No, the girl's last name is Weiner, Michael Weiner. Oh, okay. Yeah, that would be on my mother's side. Well, go figure. Well, Michael and I have known each other for quite some time.
And I didn't realize that he was moving on up to the east side here. He's up in the tower now, glass tower looking down upon Atlantaville. And it looks great, though. Yeah, more or less. How's the air up there? Pretty good? Oh, it's great. You know, I have to look down every now and then, you know. I'm on the 20th floor, folks, you know. Yeah, it looks like it. Goodness gracious. That's fantastic. Yeah, yeah. Hope there's no fires. with all these trees in the background. I hope not. So, so Michael, let's get a plug in for the show. It's a Savage Unfiltered show. You can catch him and others, including the old man who actually did a Mondo Freako a few months ago at Savage Unfiltered. And he's got all kinds of stuff that he wants you to have.
For a price, of course, at the Savage Shop. I would like them to head over to SavageShop.com. You don't have to, but I still appreciate your token. He's not giving it away, but he's not getting rich off of it either. But you can always catch the Savage Unfiltered Show anywhere. There's a podcast. Or a platform or a podcast platform. We're all over the place like a roach sometimes, you know? That's right. Don't pound on the wall. They'll all be coming out. That's right. Pound on the roach. Don't pound on us. That's right. So, actually, this is the first for Mondo Frico because you're bringing me a story. That's right. When normally… we talk about a story that's kind of been out there,...]]>2706false29fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/traveling-guys--72873185GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/-1lcSSl_kgE Bob goes to see a mansion and then leads a rescue, while Miles ignores the signs and ends up deep in the mud. Traveling Guys Bad AI Transcript The sound of summer. Hey, everyone. Miles Pytle with Static Radio Podcast. And Super Phlegm. That's your new nickname. Super Phlegm. He's Super Phlegm. My esophagus. Now, my, my, why you got so much phlegm in your mouth? It's not phlegm. He's super phlegm, super phlegm, he's super phlegmy. Yeah, wow. Temptations sing. Yeah, exactly. God, he's so goddamn phlegmy. I feel like I'm smoking weed again. He's drinking a gallon of milk or something or whatever. Yeah. I was smoking weed again, man. Oh, are you? Okay. No, I feel like it. I feel like it. I mean, everybody does gummies these days, so I don't know why you're smoking it. No, I haven't in a long time. I'm just saying. Oh, okay. so we are a couple of, uh, traveling guys yes we're traveling traveling guys this is the East. We're coming to your house we're gonna party down. We're the traveling guys. I don't have that uh song
So, yeah, you went somewhere, and I went somewhere, and normally that never happens. Usually I just go somewhere. True. No, that's true. I'm not offended. That is true, actually. You normally don't go anywhere. I try not to. Or you just go down to the Casey's or something and bother the people. Yeah, as I like to. Yeah, the peoples. So where did you go? I was up by the Wisconsin-Michigan border area. Oh, really? Did you go to the Dells? Well, that wouldn't really be the border area if you knew cartography, which you don't. I'm not a cartographer. I guess the Dells is lower. Stupid shit. lower than where you were at. You were higher. Well, they don't have fucking geography class where the fuck you want. Can you say geography? No, I can't say if i'm drunk. Uh, I got all this phlegm going on yeah yeah no i have snap up there in the michiganders oh yeah i got yeah i got beamed in the head. Yeah. I was at a cemetery and something hit me in the head. I go, what the fuck?
was this slimy fucking pine cone hit me in the head. This freaking ghost drops us on my, it's awful as sap or as some people like to call it uh ghost spooge. I'm walking around like cameron diaz from, uh, there's something about Mary. Yeah, I'm walking around. I'm like, oh, there's goo in my hair. Oh, my God. Is it bird shit on me again? No. Everyone was hoping it was bird shit. Like, oh, I hope it's bird shit. I go, I don't think so. I go, it smells like pine, and it's really gooey, man. It's sticky gooey. What's a squirrel spunk? I don't know. It just hit me right. Like, literally, I was walking into the cemetery, and it was like, what the hell?
Did you look around? Maybe there was a clue on one of the tombstones. You know? I thought I heard ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. I mean, you know, look for some kind of sign. You know what I mean? No, that was the sign, so much. I knew it. Okay. I think it was a ghostly encounter. I think it was. Spunky pine cone. Yeah, I'll pull a spunk. I'm like, geez. Really? Then I'm like the whole, I'm obsessing about it like the rest of the day. I'm like, God. Is it in my hair still? Is it in my? Well, it got hard. Did you? It got hard. You're like, I could, if I rubbed this in certain places, I could be useful to me. The more I rubbed it, the harder it got. You weren't wearing a hat? You weren't wearing a bear's hat? What's going on? No. Well, I have a lot of hair. I haven't cut my hair in a long time, so I didn't think I needed it. Yeah.
You've been blessed. I don't think your dad is really your dad. I'm just saying. Yeah, well, I don't know. We look an awful lot alike, so I don't know. He didn't have any hair. Yeah. That's all inheritance, though. And he never coughed up as much phlegm, for Christ's sake. Yeah. He didn't. I'm sorry, man. Sorry. That's the way it is. So… You got slimed by a pine cone in the cemetery. What are we doing in the cemetery? What are we looking for? We went to an old ghost town and I go on the map. Really? Yeah, there is. Yeah. It's an abandoned west. You know what I mean? No, it's an abandoned like foundry or whatever. Got you. Company town? Yeah, right. It was right on the water. And I go, oh, there's a cemetery. And my daughter-in-law is like, that is way too far to walk. For a fat guy like you. I'm like, excuse me. Back in the day. I walked everywhere. Then I had to pull my Shelly Winters on her. I pulled out this medallion like, I used to be the swimming champion back in high school.
She said, you can't do it. You won't make it. Have you ever heard of a man called Dave Waddle? He was a buddy of mine and he was a walking champion. Yeah. And you know what? That little shit was right. We had to get in the car and go to this place. Damn it. Damn it. No, we had some… Uh, we didn't actually tell my relatives we were there, so we could actually go sightseeing, you know, so. Oh, gotcha. So you did a little, oh, you mean you didn't even tell them at all? Uh, no. Well, towards the end of our trip, we did. Oh, okay. So you went, you snuck in and then you go, Hey, we're here. We have been here for three days. We got it. We got in Friday night and Sunday. I went to church with my mom. I freaked her out. And she's like, it's an apparition.
I know she was all freaked out crying. I thought that ghost miles would be much thinner than real. You'd be surprised. You'd be, but, um, we, uh, there's a lot of waterfalls up there. A lot of them are pretty small, you know? Yeah. And, uh, we were going to go to one of the larger ones. and we, uh, it was a little bit of a car ride. You know, we get there there's four of us and, uh, there's like all these people just kind of mulling around the parking lot, just like zombies. I'm like, Hmm, that's weird. Like, you know, like, I don't know. What is this? Like a grateful dead concert? I didn't know what it was. Somebody like, were they selling food or no? Yeah, no. There was like,
They were just standing around. I'm like, what the hell is going on? So I go waddling up. There's like a park ranger thing. Excuse me, sir. Excuse me. You guys are like, you got a pine cone stuck to your head. Let's see where the other one landed. You can't take that out of the park. Excuse me, sir. No, the trail is blocked off. It's physically blocked off. You can't go there. Can't see that one. I'm like, what's up? She goes, oh, yeah, the trail's washed out. There's no way in hell you're going there. Well, let me show you. I'll go get my car. My name's Bob Lamont, and I'll do whatever I want. Here's $300. Go F off. You know what I'm saying? Whatever I jam well, please. I'm rich. I'll buy this waterfall and this broken path. Everyone's like, oh, that nice lady. I'm like, she's a bitch.
Oh, man. It was like a nice lady like your mom. A really nice, sweet lady. Everyone's like, oh, she was so nice and sweet. No, she wasn't. Right. My mom didn't like you, so there you go. Well, I liked her. It was nice. It wasn't mutual. I don't care. She was nice. It was unrequited love. It was unrequited love. And So to salvage it, I go, let's… Well, actually, I didn't really pick this, but down the road a little ways was… There's an ice cream shop, I'm sure, in this neighborhood. Yeah. No, we actually stopped to get drinks, and there's some weird noise going on behind this store. I'm like, is this Jurassic Park? What the fuck? They're like… No, yeah, no. There was an old lady working there, and me and a stranger, we made eye contact, and we both asked the same question, like, what the fuck is that noise? Yeah. And the lady's like, oh, that's just a parrot, but we don't want people fucking with them, so we keep them in the back. I'm like, oh. Oh, parrots are so annoying. It was loud, though. It was so loud. I go, this has got to be like an emu or some shit or ostrich or… He's like, I'm being raped by Jeffrey. I'm
So anyway, uh, so I turn here for, uh, you know, danger falls. I'm like, okay. Yeah. Great. And at first it's paved. You're like, oh, okay. All right. That's good. And then it's, it kind of becomes like a gravel road. You're like, oh, okay. And then it says something like country road ends. I'm like, oh, okay. And now it's more like mud. Oh, and, uh, Parked on the opposite side of the road, like, lots of cars. I'm like, that's weird. Like, a bunch of abandoned cars. I feel like I'm in The Walking Dead. Like, you know, like, I'm like, what the fuck? Are these the same people that were in the parking lot milling around? No. I don't know. I don't know. And then, like, then people were parking on our side of the road, so there's very little room. Uh-huh.
to maneuver, and now there's like duallys coming the other way. I'm like, oh, this is not good. You kept going, even though all these cars were parked. You kept going. Well, you kept hoping there'd be a conclusion to this. You're like, oh, okay, all right. You're here for something totally different that's irrelevant to what we're doing. I have no idea what the fuck all these people were doing. I get preferential parking because I inherited a placard. Right. Yeah, I]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10987Wed, 08 Jul 2026 17:29:00 +0000Bob LeMentBob goes to see a mansion and then leads a rescue, while Miles ignores the signs and ends up deep in the mud. https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here –...GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/-1lcSSl_kgE Bob goes to see a mansion and then leads a rescue, while Miles ignores the signs and ends up deep in the mud. Traveling Guys Bad AI Transcript The sound of summer. Hey, everyone. Miles Pytle with Static Radio Podcast. And Super Phlegm. That's your new nickname. Super Phlegm. He's Super Phlegm. My esophagus. Now, my, my, why you got so much phlegm in your mouth? It's not phlegm. He's super phlegm, super phlegm, he's super phlegmy. Yeah, wow. Temptations sing. Yeah, exactly. God, he's so goddamn phlegmy. I feel like I'm smoking weed again. He's drinking a gallon of milk or something or whatever. Yeah. I was smoking weed again, man. Oh, are you? Okay. No, I feel like it. I feel like it. I mean, everybody does gummies these days, so I don't know why you're smoking it. No, I haven't in a long time. I'm just saying. Oh, okay. so we are a couple of, uh, traveling guys yes we're traveling traveling guys this is the East. We're coming to your house we're gonna party down. We're the traveling guys. I don't have that uh song
So, yeah, you went somewhere, and I went somewhere, and normally that never happens. Usually I just go somewhere. True. No, that's true. I'm not offended. That is true, actually. You normally don't go anywhere. I try not to. Or you just go down to the Casey's or something and bother the people. Yeah, as I like to. Yeah, the peoples. So where did you go? I was up by the Wisconsin-Michigan border area. Oh, really? Did you go to the Dells? Well, that wouldn't really be the border area if you knew cartography, which you don't. I'm not a cartographer. I guess the Dells is lower. Stupid shit. lower than where you were at. You were higher. Well, they don't have fucking geography class where the fuck you want. Can you say geography? No, I can't say if i'm drunk. Uh, I got all this phlegm going on yeah yeah no i have snap up there in the michiganders oh yeah i got yeah i got beamed in the head. Yeah. I was at a cemetery and something hit me in the head. I go, what the fuck?
was this slimy fucking pine cone hit me in the head. This freaking ghost drops us on my, it's awful as sap or as some people like to call it uh ghost spooge. I'm walking around like cameron diaz from, uh, there's something about Mary. Yeah, I'm walking around. I'm like, oh, there's goo in my hair. Oh, my God. Is it bird shit on me again? No. Everyone was hoping it was bird shit. Like, oh, I hope it's bird shit. I go, I don't think so. I go, it smells like pine, and it's really gooey, man. It's sticky gooey. What's a squirrel spunk? I don't know. It just hit me right. Like, literally, I was walking into the cemetery, and it was like, what the hell?
Did you look around? Maybe there was a clue on one of the tombstones. You know? I thought I heard ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. I mean, you know, look for some kind of sign. You know what I mean? No, that was the sign, so much. I knew it. Okay. I think it was a ghostly encounter. I think it was. Spunky pine cone. Yeah, I'll pull a spunk. I'm like, geez. Really? Then I'm like the whole, I'm obsessing about it like the rest of the day. I'm like, God. Is it in my hair...]]>1888false2761fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/damned-expenses--72790762GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Belowhttps://youtu.be/9mGagGxpMTA Bob has to set the record straight about a college conversation, while Miles downplays his family's curse. Damned Expenses Bad AI Transcript That's what she would want. You know, I don't want that to happen, but you know sure and Finally This is like like say about a week ago, right? Yeah, so within two weeks of that or two now for two weeks about two weeks two days of that Two days of that. Okay. First of all, like the neighbors tree like half of its now in my backyard. I'm like fuck is it still there? I Uh, yeah, I haven't gotten around to it yet. Oh, that's so sorry, mile. That's so terrible. I know. I'm glad I don't live by you. Cause you'd probably be suing me by now. Or a French bit rent on this tree branch. Yeah. I know your tree landed in my mulch. You're going to have to pay me for this space. So,
I'm starting to think, like, you know, he might be right. Uh-oh. Now you're thinking that you've just finally come to this realization. Yeah, it's like one of those monster movies where the guy's all in denial, like, oh, there's no monster out there. And then he's, like, the middle of the movie. He's like, well, fuck, maybe there is. There can't be giant rabbits. There ain't no Bigfoot, son. Oh, shit. Holy moly. Yeah, I was like, oh, okay. Well, maybe the boy's got a point. Bigfoot sent me over a stump. Yeah. Do it again. And, um, so anyway, that night, oh my gosh. So I make arrangements and, uh, the guy, you know, I was like, well, I can't come out there for a week. I'm like, okay. What? A tree?
The tree, yeah. There's probably a lot of trees down. It'll be fine. You don't ever mow your grass anyway. No big deal. He's like, well, let's just wait until it dries up. Let's give it about a few days. Next thing I know, three days later, we have three inches of rain come down in one day. I'm like, well, I'm fucked. Yeah. More tree limbs are coming down. Now your backyard's full of tree limbs. Actually, yeah. Now my tree limb actually fell off my own tree limb. It was not nearly as big, but had it hit someone in the head, it probably would have killed them. I was like, shit. I'll have to have Bob over more often, I guess. Anyway, so that night I could go to bed. I'm like, all right, well, I don't like to go to bed worrying about shit. I just go to bed. How do you go to bed not worrying about things?
I don't know. I just shut, I normally could shut it off. I don't know why. I'm like, Oh yeah. Cause I fall asleep really fast. Well, between that and the suffocation, everyone wins out. So that night I'm sleeping and I, all of a sudden, uh, like this dream starts. And like one of my sisters is like, Oh man, she goes, our mom is writing like checks to like her local church. Like, her yearly Christmas donation. Okay. But she wants to give it to the church early this year. Mm-hmm. He goes, isn't that weird? I'm like, oh, fuck. That is weird. Like, maybe she knows, you know, like, you know, like, oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Like, I literally woke up, like, two o'clock in the morning and almost called my mom. I'm like, are you okay? Because now… This little shit has cursed me.
He had to scrape off the curse and put it on you. Yeah, he did. He bounced it on me. First of all, he tells me something horrible is going to happen, which the tree happened. And then he's like, oh, this horrible dream happened. Then I have somewhat of a similar dream somewhat. Like, okay, that little shit happened. Why? Why? Why did I deserve it? Why did it bounce my way for? I'm bouncing back. I shake it off. I don't want it. Give this to Bob LeBent. I don't want it. I don't want any of your weirdness. I'm bouncing it to you. There's no bouncing. Yes. It's like the ring. Once I tell this story, it's going to happen to you. Once you listen to it, it bounces to you. No. It's like the ring video. I don't know what you're talking about.
The Ring, isn't that the movie where you watch the videotape and then… No, I have no… I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. Okay. All right. Well, I hope it doesn't come to fruition. I know. I'm like, fuck. Because I haven't really called my mom yet. I'm like, fuck. If it does… I know. You know who I'm blaming. I'm going to feel like an asshole. I know. I'm like, fuck. That's what you feel all the time. Well, yeah, that's true. I am an asshole. I am a freaking jerk. Well, I'm sorry your son feels that way. I know, you know, being in his familiar, you know, familial, familial? What's the family? His family situation. Yeah. You know, the relations and all. Mm-hmm. He would feel cursed.
Yeah, you know, you get down, you know, things happen. I mean, you know, look around. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, this guy's like one step from an iron lung. Yeah, no kidding. So, you know, but I think it's okay. I think it's going to be fine. I'll be honest. It's going to be fine. It's going to be okay, right? Oh, yeah. That'd be fine. Yeah. Maybe it wasn't grandma. Maybe it was just somebody who looks like grandma. And why was my sister in the dream? Well, you look like your mom, so. I look a lot like my dad. Yeah. I was trying to draw a connection to you. I look like my daddy. Yeah, you do look like your dad. Handsome. There's no mistaking. There's no mistaking. A little bit of Clark Gable. Yeah, remember, like, a long time ago, they had those apple people where they'd take and, like, make their face out of an apple, and it'd be all dried up and craggly. Yeah, you'd cook the apple or something, wouldn't you? Yeah, that would you guys, the apple people. We do look alike. I mean, we do. Male or female. Yeah, male or female. Yeah, all this. Yeah.
Although my brother does not look like my dad. That's weird. mailman? It's been theorized. Because actually, he has my grandpa's name, who coincidentally was also a best friend of my mom and dad, that name. Coincidence. That guitar playing son of a bitch. I wonder if he's my brother's. Yeah. Hmm. Weird. You know, I mean, I want to talk out of turn here, but somebody I know had a, you know, extra child go on. Go on. I'm just saying. I'm not going to say any more than that. I'm going to get in trouble, so I won't say any more than that. I don't know. No one I know. Nobody you know had an extra kid or anything? No. Really? You mean like a bastard, you mean, or what? Yeah, yeah, that's a grown-up child, yeah.
I don't know. Was that you? I don't know. I have no idea what you're alluding to. I don't know. Okay. Well, I probably shouldn't have said anything. Let's change the subject. I don't know. I really don't know. I don't know. Let's change the subject. I guess. I would like to hear this off the air. I don't know. Refer to me. I know it's not me. No. Well, heck, come on. You would flaunt it. Let's be honest. Yeah. That's my kid. Yeah. Yeah. Well, if my dad was like super, super, super rich, I'd be like, that is my dad. Otherwise, I'll just claim my dad as my dad. Gotcha. Okay. Nothing against my dad. I'm just saying. Actually, I know several people who have an extra child. Now that I think about it. Dr. J. No, Dr. J doesn't. He's probably got three or four.
No, I don't think so. I don't know. I have no idea. I don't know. Well, I'll tell you about it later. Anyway. All right. Go ahead. I don't know why I brought it up. I guess I was just thinking about it. You and Roberta? No, not Roberta. That girl you used to work with at the library, Roberta? No, not Roberta. You were wanting to bang her? You were like, hey, come here. No, there was no interest in Roberta ever. She seemed interested in you. Well, that may have been. I've had several opportunities with the wacky and weird side of Roberta. Wasn't she the one that wanted to sit, like, really close to you all the time? You're like, no, get away. Yes, I tell her, get away from me. Arms length. I think I used to say that. Arms length, Roberta. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. I don't know what we do here. I can't touch you. Uh-uh. It's more of a guideline than a rule. Yeah. No. Well, everybody. Yeah. Remember? Yeah. In college, I had a job.
I worked at the library in what was called at the time the Self-Instruction Center. Yeah. And Miles was rich and didn't have a job. By choice. That's correct. Yes. Yeah. And then he would come out and hang out at my job and talk to all the interesting people that I worked with. Looking back, I probably should have gotten a job. I don't know how I thought about that. Yeah, well, you could have got a job. You were there enough. You could have just got a job. I know. I could have. Shit, I would have made like $20,000 at least. I don't know about that. That was back like 40 years ago. Yeah. Back then, I don't think I made no $20,000. But yeah, it was a good job, though. Honestly, it was one of the better jobs on campus, if you ask me. But this guy in the library.
You're in the library. Those guys handed out cassette tapes and headphones for three hours a night. Got paid for it and got to do my homework in between. Yeah. He's getting a whopping $5. Remember I handed out bones. You don't remem]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10978Tue, 30 Jun 2026 16:59:00 +0000Bob LeMentBob has to set the record straight about a college conversation, while Miles downplays his family's curse. https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here –...GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Belowhttps://youtu.be/9mGagGxpMTA Bob has to set the record straight about a college conversation, while Miles downplays his family's curse. Damned Expenses Bad AI Transcript That's what she would want. You know, I don't want that to happen, but you know sure and Finally This is like like say about a week ago, right? Yeah, so within two weeks of that or two now for two weeks about two weeks two days of that Two days of that. Okay. First of all, like the neighbors tree like half of its now in my backyard. I'm like fuck is it still there? I Uh, yeah, I haven't gotten around to it yet. Oh, that's so sorry, mile. That's so terrible. I know. I'm glad I don't live by you. Cause you'd probably be suing me by now. Or a French bit rent on this tree branch. Yeah. I know your tree landed in my mulch. You're going to have to pay me for this space. So,
I'm starting to think, like, you know, he might be right. Uh-oh. Now you're thinking that you've just finally come to this realization. Yeah, it's like one of those monster movies where the guy's all in denial, like, oh, there's no monster out there. And then he's, like, the middle of the movie. He's like, well, fuck, maybe there is. There can't be giant rabbits. There ain't no Bigfoot, son. Oh, shit. Holy moly. Yeah, I was like, oh, okay. Well, maybe the boy's got a point. Bigfoot sent me over a stump. Yeah. Do it again. And, um, so anyway, that night, oh my gosh. So I make arrangements and, uh, the guy, you know, I was like, well, I can't come out there for a week. I'm like, okay. What? A tree?
The tree, yeah. There's probably a lot of trees down. It'll be fine. You don't ever mow your grass anyway. No big deal. He's like, well, let's just wait until it dries up. Let's give it about a few days. Next thing I know, three days later, we have three inches of rain come down in one day. I'm like, well, I'm fucked. Yeah. More tree limbs are coming down. Now your backyard's full of tree limbs. Actually, yeah. Now my tree limb actually fell off my own tree limb. It was not nearly as big, but had it hit someone in the head, it probably would have killed them. I was like, shit. I'll have to have Bob over more often, I guess. Anyway, so that night I could go to bed. I'm like, all right, well, I don't like to go to bed worrying about shit. I just go to bed. How do you go to bed not worrying about things?
I don't know. I just shut, I normally could shut it off. I don't know why. I'm like, Oh yeah. Cause I fall asleep really fast. Well, between that and the suffocation, everyone wins out. So that night I'm sleeping and I, all of a sudden, uh, like this dream starts. And like one of my sisters is like, Oh man, she goes, our mom is writing like checks to like her local church. Like, her yearly Christmas donation. Okay. But she wants to give it to the church early this year. Mm-hmm. He goes, isn't that weird? I'm like, oh, fuck. That is weird. Like, maybe she knows, you know, like, you know, like, oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Like, I literally woke up, like, two o'clock in the morning and almost called my mom. I'm like, are you...]]>1843false2725fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cursed-napkins--72658125GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/BABrCYf5Kz0 Miles' son thinks he is cursed, while Bob has some issues with restaurant cleaning equipment. Cursed Napkins Bad AI Transcript [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/06/23/cursed-napkins/" title="Cursed Napkins" link="hhttps://www.staticradio.com/2026/06/23/cursed-napkins/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————-]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10966Tue, 23 Jun 2026 23:18:12 +0000Bob LeMentMiles' son thinks he is cursed, while Bob has some issues with restaurant cleaning equipment. https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here –...GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/BABrCYf5Kz0 Miles' son thinks he is cursed, while Bob has some issues with restaurant cleaning equipment. Cursed Napkins Bad AI Transcript [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/06/23/cursed-napkins/" title="Cursed Napkins" link="hhttps://www.staticradio.com/2026/06/23/cursed-napkins/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————-]]>1729false2724fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-st-clair-incident-with-jeff-ponder--72622714The Pondcast https://youtube.com/live/gIw0O4qRhGY Labyrinth of the Minotaur Game (Click Graphic to Start) Transcript (AI transcription) Hey, Pounder, how much does it cost to be Bob's new best friend? Well, I charge by the hour, so it's costing Bob a lot. Oh, no. Mondo Rico. Hey, everybody. Welcome to this edition of Mondo Rico. I've got Jeff Ponder with me. And Jeff's my new best friend. If you haven't noticed on the screen. Yep. We are definitely best friends. We've done one show together already, so that makes us best friends. Exactly. Yeah. What do they call that? Fast friends? Best friends? What do they call that? Fast friends, I think, is correct. Let's go with that. So tell them about the Ponder cast. We'll just get the plug in right away. How about that? Yeah, that works for me. So, yeah, I'm running something called, first of all, I've got a large background in podcasting. I don't know if your audience is global or if they're kind of central to St. Louis, but I've been podcasting about the St. Louis Blues for years.
Oh, my goodness. Since 2011. Bob, I think you were let's see, you were 65 in 2011. That's right. I was somewhere in that range. Exactly. Yeah. So but yeah, I started I decided after a while because we kind of ran the show like a radio show. I'm like, man, the best conversations are just when it's kind of spur of the moment. So I decided to come up with my own kind of interview slash show. conversational podcast, and it's called The Pondcast, Conversations That Go Nowhere. Did I say Pondcast? I'm sorry. You did. That's okay. I'm docking your pay for that. Well, I just looked at your last name. I know it's part of his last name. I know it's something like that. I toyed around with Pondercast just because it does fit the last name perfect, but I'm like podcast, Pondcast, and my logo, my idea, it actually was most people, I've had a couple people guess it, but the logo for the show is literally a car in the middle of a lake, and I got the idea from the office.
For anyone who watches that, Michael Scott drives his car. He laked it, as they say. Right. He was listening to the GPS voice. Right. And so my thought was, you know, the, the second part of the show is called conversations that go nowhere. So it's a car that went nowhere. So that's kind of the whole idea. So I thought stick with podcast that works. That's better than who was that lady that drove her kids into the water. Anyway, it's better than that. Don't go on. I shouldn't have brought it up. I'm sorry. But yeah, we use a topic, a random topic generator is the whole idea on the show. And we literally in the middle of the moment, just hit enter. Boom, it gives us a topic. Bob, you came on, and ours was, was it impulse buying? I think it was, where do your socks go in the dryer? Right next to the Braunschweiger. Yeah, no, it was impulse buying. You're correct. Okay, yeah, yeah. So we had a fun time with that, and we're only about 13 episodes in now, and it's been a blast. So I'm enjoying it. It's going to be around for a while. I don't care if I get five downloads an episode. It's been fun. There you go.
That's the way to be. Are you looking for guests in case anybody's listening to say, hey, I could be a guest on the podcast. So my one stipulation with having a guest and yes, anyone is welcome to contact me is that you just have to be quick on your feet. And so obviously, Bob, you know, like that, that impulse buying came across and it's like, okay, this is what we're talking about. You can't have the, all right, can you give me about 10 minutes to prep with that? No, we're going right into it. You have to have your own AI mind to get these answers very quickly. You can't type it in. There's no time for typing. When I did a couple kind of promo shows, what was it called? Pilots. I did a couple of pilot episodes, and I had a friend come on, someone I knew since high school. And so I picked her because I was like, you're a witty person. You're going to be good at this. And so she'd never done a podcast before. And so when it came up with her topic, she literally goes,
okay, let me type this into AI on what to say. And then she kind of like started acting like she was typing. She's going, and I go, Jen, that's not the point of the show. She's like, I'm just messing with you. And I was like, oh, you got me. Well, we have a somewhat random topic today. You did influence the topic because normally here on Mundo Frico, we do things that are cryptids, paranormal, supernatural, or UFOs. And then I asked you, I was like, well, what area would you like? And I think hopefully you said UFO because that's what I've got for you today. I told you that I would be glad with any of those. If it's just random, that's fine. But I said the area that I'm most interested in is probably UFO. All right. So we got to go. And now I give the guest a choice. So we always do a quiz on the show.
And I give the guests the choice to do the quiz before they find out more about what it is or after they know what it is. So I'll let you know what's going to happen if you do the quiz early. You may already know something about this. And we'll find out. It's kind of like find out what you know. If you do it after what I'll tell you about the topic, then, you know, it's a little bit easier of a quiz then. But I'll let you make the choice. Okay, I am all for the randomness of whatever this conversation is. Let's do the quiz first. All right. Quiz. Quiz. I'm not sure if you can read that. Quiz. Yeah, I see it. So this is our quiz, and that reveals the topic. The St. Clair Triangle UFO incident in the St. Louis area in 2000. We have seven questions. I do have a hint if you really want it.
And let's find out how well ponder of the pond cast, not the ponder cast, does with these questions. So first question, in what year? Oh, no, the answer is right there. In what year did the St. Clair Triangle UFO incident occur in the St. Louis, Illinois area? 1997, 2000, 2003, 2005. Do you want the hint? I don't. No, I'm going to take a wild stab in the dark and say 2000. Yeah, I forgot to take that off. You're right. The St. Clair Triangle incident occurred in January of 2000, making it one of the most well-documented UFO cases of that era. Only 20-some years ago, 26 years ago. All right, that was a give me, right? Okay, that was. Oh, this is a little too big here. Let's see if I can make that smaller. There we go.
So which Illinois town gave the St. Clair Triangle incident its name and served as a central location for the sightings? It's not St. Clair, by the way, Jeff. I knew that. Was it Belleville, O'Fallon, Shiloh, or Lebanon? I believe it's one of the… I've got a hint if you want it. I'm going to just… No, let's stay away from the hint. I believe, if I remember correctly, it's one of the most haunted areas in the Midwest. I believe it's Belleville. So I'm going to go with that. Let's see. That's correct. All right. Belleville is right. The incident is often called the Belleville Triangle or the St. Clair County Triangle because many of the key sightings occurred in and around Belleville, Illinois, which is in St. Clair County. If people didn't know that. So you got two. Two out of seven. You're doing fantastic. All right. Number three.
What was a defining physical characteristic of the craft reported by multiple witnesses during the St. Clair Triangle incident? Was it A, a cigar-shaped silver fuselage, B, a large triangular or boomerang shape with lights, C, a spinning disc with colored rings, or D, a glowing orb that changed colors? This feels like a trick question because obviously it's the St. Clair triangle UFO, and you have one in there about a triangular shape with lights. God, that's such a – give me the hint. Let's see the hint. You want the hint. Okay. The incident's nickname gives away the shape. There it is. Okay, I'm going to go with B. All right. Triangular ring shape. I think it's too easy. There we go. Multiple witnesses, including police officers, described a massive silent aircraft with a distinct triangular or boomerang shape adorned with bright lights on the underside. So you're three out of seven. You're almost 50% at this point. That is 50% by my math. Oh, okay. Well, obviously a product of the St. Louis Public School District. Uh-huh. That's correct.
What made the St. Clair Triangle incident particularly credible compared to many other UFO reports? Was it A, captured on live television broad]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10953Sun, 21 Jun 2026 19:40:53 +0000Bob LeMentThe St. Clair Incident Bob welcomes his "new best friend" and fellow podcaster, Jeff Ponder, host of The Pondcast: Conversations That Go Nowhere. After a quick chat about Jeff’s background in St. Louis sports broadcasting and his show's unique...The Pondcast https://youtube.com/live/gIw0O4qRhGY Labyrinth of the Minotaur Game (Click Graphic to Start) Transcript (AI transcription) Hey, Pounder, how much does it cost to be Bob's new best friend? Well, I charge by the hour, so it's costing Bob a lot. Oh, no. Mondo Rico. Hey, everybody. Welcome to this edition of Mondo Rico. I've got Jeff Ponder with me. And Jeff's my new best friend. If you haven't noticed on the screen. Yep. We are definitely best friends. We've done one show together already, so that makes us best friends. Exactly. Yeah. What do they call that? Fast friends? Best friends? What do they call that? Fast friends, I think, is correct. Let's go with that. So tell them about the Ponder cast. We'll just get the plug in right away. How about that? Yeah, that works for me. So, yeah, I'm running something called, first of all, I've got a large background in podcasting. I don't know if your audience is global or if they're kind of central to St. Louis, but I've been podcasting about the St. Louis Blues for years.
Oh, my goodness. Since 2011. Bob, I think you were let's see, you were 65 in 2011. That's right. I was somewhere in that range. Exactly. Yeah. So but yeah, I started I decided after a while because we kind of ran the show like a radio show. I'm like, man, the best conversations are just when it's kind of spur of the moment. So I decided to come up with my own kind of interview slash show. conversational podcast, and it's called The Pondcast, Conversations That Go Nowhere. Did I say Pondcast? I'm sorry. You did. That's okay. I'm docking your pay for that. Well, I just looked at your last name. I know it's part of his last name. I know it's something like that. I toyed around with Pondercast just because it does fit the last name perfect, but I'm like podcast, Pondcast, and my logo, my idea, it actually was most people, I've had a couple people guess it, but the logo for the show is literally a car in the middle of a lake, and I got the idea from the office.
For anyone who watches that, Michael Scott drives his car. He laked it, as they say. Right. He was listening to the GPS voice. Right. And so my thought was, you know, the, the second part of the show is called conversations that go nowhere. So it's a car that went nowhere. So that's kind of the whole idea. So I thought stick with podcast that works. That's better than who was that lady that drove her kids into the water. Anyway, it's better than that. Don't go on. I shouldn't have brought it up. I'm sorry. But...]]>2706false28fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lement-tonight-for-june-17-2026--72592071https://www.instagram.com/graceyao_00/ https://youtube.com/live/7LeogHUCymw Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody. Welcome. It's LeMent Tonight. special guest is Grace Yao. And of course we've got Gary Lymes, the Flea Tones. Thank you, Gary. No, Gary, no. So Grace Yao, let me say a little bit about Grace before we bring her out here. So Grace Yao talks about family relationships, observation of rules in life we all follow and are fed up with. She has bottled up beautifully her polite rage into comedy. Everybody, Grace Yao. Thank you, thank you. Oh, I can hit the applause button. Oh, I raised my hand here. Let's get some applause for you, of course, right? Sure, that'd be great. You stayed up late tonight uh she's supposed to be watching uh love island or something and she decided she'd talk to me yeah yeah tv broke tv broke um yeah so how are you doing tonight grace i'm i'm hot it's hot here um
hot flashes don't help. Yeah. Just feel like I'm incredible. I got stuck in an oven. Oh, gosh. Yeah. Yeah. But uh, yeah. So um, yeah, Bob and I were talking about shame for some reason right before. My that's always my second subject when I talk to people. Yeah. Very, very nice opener there. Um, But it was great. It's great because I'm also a Catholic school girl. Yeah. Yeah. I still have the outfit. Shut up anyways. Yeah, it was a school for, it was a high school for girls only. It wasn't bad. It really wasn't that bad, really. I mean, it's like where girls go. You know, they hang out, they gossip, they braid each other's hair. You know, it's kind of like that place called prison.
Yeah. Yep. I served four years at St. Agnes Academy of You Will Graduate If You Feel Guilty. Yeah, I graduated the class of I'm sorry, I'm a sinner. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh my god, I think a really good. Sorry, sorry. You know, have you ever seen nuns? Like close up? Yeah, I have actually. Are you a Catholic schoolboy? No, I'm not. Okay. I just wonder what how would you get to see a nun? But you know, they have you noticed that nuns they don't walk? You know, they glide in their habit and everything. And I just I used to think it was the Holy Spirit. Yeah, but looking back, it was just pure concentrated, like, I haven't had sex since prom, you know,
they're going on yeah and and somehow i don't know what, what did nuns do? I mean, they're probably on like catholic dating apps, just like swiping right on Jesus. Like, Oh, you know, yes, for Jesus. And somehow they all got, yeah, they all got matched with the same guy actually. So they're all married to Jesus. Seriously. Uh, they're literally called the bride of Christ. Yeah. Yeah. So isn't it weird? Like we, we call them sisters. We calling them Mrs. Jesus. Cause they're all married to Christ. Yeah. So anyway, you know, when nuns die, they should be like, they're probably waiting for their honeymoon finally, you know, to go on a honeymoon. But, uh, I don't know how many people know this, but there's no marriage in heaven, according to the Bible. But it just means that when they die, they'll probably end up at the pearly gates with St. Peter going, I'm sorry, but there's no sex in heaven. Please put your vaginas in the basket.
Have you got one? Come on, don't be shy. Now you know the secret. Now pretty much in heaven we're all just Ken and Barbie dolls. Just nuns out there going, I stayed celibate to end up in eternity smooth. But anyway. Yeah, so that's me. Catholic school girl. Lots of therapy. Anyway. Now, you really think that there's no sex in heaven? Well, true. Just because there's no marriage doesn't mean… I mean, maybe it's just all, you know, like some kind of crazy orgy up in heaven. Yes, actually. Yeah. Or maybe it's just people… It's like, you know… plastic sandpaper. Everybody's just rubbing up against each other with their smoothness. What do you think? Yeah, rug burn. That's right. I got some cloud burn going on because I'm up in heaven. Right. That's interesting. So you spent four years at Catholic school. Now, I mean, the interesting thing as you talk about it is if it's
kind of bad and good. It's not like you're angry about it. It's kind of like you're, you survived and you're kind of, you know, it's kind of quizzical to you, it seems like. Yeah, I'm not angry about it. I'm just like, I can't believe, I can't believe what they, they, what I went through. I can't believe so So you're saying basically you didn't buy into all the rhetoric is what you're telling me. Yes, pretty much. Yes. So what rhetoric would you, were the pieces that you, all the Catholics that I know, they always just take the pieces they like and then they leave the pieces they don't like. So which pieces did you like? I liked the confessional booth. You know, you go in, there's like a little peephole, you know, you can fly the door open. I mean, it just reminded me of like a 1920s speakeasy. Okay. Yeah. So I always… Just the physical nature of it? Or was it, do you like pouring your soul out to another person that you may or may not know? Oh, no, no, I didn't. I would go in there when no one's in the other little room. Yeah.
Isn't that kind of like, you know, it's kind of weird because you could draw a comparison between the glory hole and confession. Yeah. And they're also called a Judas hole. Oh, really? I've never heard that one. Explain. I must have had something to do with Judas. Okay. So basically you shouldn't necessarily always trust who's behind the door there, behind the other side? Yeah. They could turn on you and say, Grace, give me 10 Hail Marys and… Bloody Mary. Community service. Oh, yeah. Well, it's up so high, I don't know how people would actually use it for anything else. Oh, okay. I've never given confession, so I've seen the box, but I've never been in it. I'm always afraid to, when I've been in a Catholic church, I'm always afraid to go in there because I certainly don't want to give my confession. Oh, I think it's going to be on your bucket list now. Uh-oh. You got to try it just once.
I've only seen the ones in movies and on Seinfeld and whatnot where it's like right there where they're leaning against each other, basically. You said it's high up, so it's above where your head would be while you're sitting down, I'm assuming. Oh, you're sitting down and it's like where your head is. Yeah. Oh, okay. Interesting. So open the door before they open the door. Who's behind there? So did you have to give confession while you were in high school? It was an option. Oh, they didn't make you do it like, well, Grace, we haven't seen you by the confessional recently. You might want to go in there. I'm sure you're not been really that great. I mean, it's obvious. Thank goodness. It wasn't a grade. So it was just. Your clothing alone tells me you need to be in there. The what alone? Your clothing. My clothing alone.
You're you're obviously breaking some of the dress codes here at the academy. Oh, the little plaid uniforms that look like. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Probably for those girls who would, you know, roll up their their little skirt belts. Mm hmm. One too many times, and it made it like really, really a miniskirt. Uh-huh. Probably they were in confession. Probably in trouble, huh? Yeah. Hmm. So I don't want to necessarily talk about Catholic stuff all night. No offense. If you want to talk more about it, if you have like a proclivity to only talk about Catholic things, we can. But if not, I have some other questions. Let's go to the other question. I'll take other questions for 400. OK, so. So we were talking earlier, I said, if you had anything to plug, you can go ahead and say it. So is there anything you want to mention here at the now or. I like to get it out of the way and then we're going to come back to it at the end, but like to get it out of the way. Yeah, let's get it out of the way. Thank you, mom.
for giving me lots of material to talk about. Oh yeah. And you can find me on Instagram. My handle is grace. Yeah. Underscore. Double O. Really? There's zero, zero. I just wanted the James Bond thing, but it's four, zero, zero. Is that because of your mother? Does she have some kind of crush on James Bond or something? Absolutely not. I don't think she even knows who he is. Really? So what, So why – so what is your mom – what's the worst thing your mom's done? Has she embarrassed you or what is she – has she punished you? Has she, you know, guilted you into, you know, taking care of her and paying for her car or something? Yes. Yep. All of that. All of]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10945Fri, 19 Jun 2026 01:49:47 +0000Bob LeMentThis Week Comedian Grace Yao appeared as a guest on LeMent Tonight, sharing her experiences growing up as a first-generation Canadian-American and attending a strict all-girls Catholic high school. She hilariously compared her time at St. Agnes...https://www.instagram.com/graceyao_00/ https://youtube.com/live/7LeogHUCymw Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody. Welcome. It's LeMent Tonight. special guest is Grace Yao. And of course we've got Gary Lymes, the Flea Tones. Thank you, Gary. No, Gary, no. So Grace Yao, let me say a little bit about Grace before we bring her out here. So Grace Yao talks about family relationships, observation of rules in life we all follow and are fed up with. She has bottled up beautifully her polite rage into comedy. Everybody, Grace Yao. Thank you, thank you. Oh, I can hit the applause button. Oh, I raised my hand here. Let's get some applause for you, of course, right? Sure, that'd be great. You stayed up late tonight uh she's supposed to be watching uh love island or something and she decided she'd talk to me yeah yeah tv broke tv broke um yeah so how are you doing tonight grace i'm i'm hot it's hot here um
hot flashes don't help. Yeah. Just feel like I'm incredible. I got stuck in an oven. Oh, gosh. Yeah. Yeah. But uh, yeah. So um, yeah, Bob and I were talking about shame for some reason right before. My that's always my second subject when I talk to people. Yeah. Very, very nice opener there. Um, But it was great. It's great because I'm also a Catholic school girl. Yeah. Yeah. I still have the outfit. Shut up anyways. Yeah, it was a school for, it was a high school for girls only. It wasn't bad. It really wasn't that bad, really. I mean, it's like where girls go. You know, they hang out, they gossip, they braid each other's hair. You know, it's kind of like that place called prison.
Yeah. Yep. I served four years at St. Agnes Academy of You Will Graduate If You Feel Guilty. Yeah, I graduated the class of I'm sorry, I'm a sinner. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh my god, I think a really good. Sorry, sorry. You know, have you ever seen nuns? Like close up? Yeah, I have actually. Are you a Catholic schoolboy? No, I'm not. Okay. I just wonder what how would you get to see a nun? But you know, they have you noticed that nuns they don't walk? You know, they glide in their habit and everything. And I just I used to think it was the Holy Spirit. Yeah, but looking back, it was just pure concentrated, like, I haven't had sex since prom, you know,
they're going on yeah and and somehow i don't know what, what did nuns do? I mean, they're probably on like catholic dating apps, just like swiping right on Jesus. Like, Oh, you know, yes, for Jesus. And somehow they all got, yeah, they all got matched with the same guy actually. So they're all married...]]>2767false25fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/real-travel--72572491GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/g7455VoOB28 Bob has a terrible time travelling during the World Cup, while Miles takes us back to a simpler time where a 10-year-old could see celebrities in Dallas on their own. Real Travel Bad AI Transcript How are you, young man? Which item do you identify with? The scotch tape? Ha ha! Bye. Hey, everyone. Miles with this podcast thing called Static Radio here. I love how you're so enthusiastic. You really get people into the mood of the show. I'm just an average guy. I'm just an average man living an average life. I work from 9 to 5. Hey, hell, I've paid the price. I've never done good things. I've never done bad things. You know, sometimes in your life, it's like feast or famine for stories. The night, it's feast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rather than just run right into it, how are you doing tonight? I'm, I'm doing well. I'm all right are you Do you want to tell the story first? No, I just have a really short thing I want to talk about because I know you're going to have a pretty long thing going on here. I'm a rambling man. Just because I had a request from one of our biggest fans. Oh, really? I wanted to honor that young man's request. Who was requesting this? Are we privy? It is a loyal listener by the name of CB. Oh, CB. A good old CB. CB.
He's battling psoriasis right now, so he's like, Miles. Is he really? I'm just making that up. I don't know. Psoriasis kind of has negative connotations. You might want to say he's just got like pink eye or infantile. Yeah. Gingivitis. Gingivitis, yeah. I can see him having like fist disease or something weird, you know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not sure what he does, but anyway. We are brothers in arms. The disease of. but um no uh and unfortunately i've really through captions on tiktok and Facebook, I've actually told most of the story, but he wanted to hear a little bit more about, I'd posted some pictures, like they weren't really postcards, but kind of headshots of a couple of people from an old, old, old show that was on nbc called real people, people, uh, which was kind of a feel good stories, I guess, a
lifting feel good stories that, uh, there was like, what about six people on the cast? Uh, various times. Yeah. There was Skip Stevenson. I'm going on a memory here. Yeah. Barbara. Yep. Uh, uh, who's the Byron Allen. He was on later though. Oh, okay. Peter Billingsley was on Bill Rafferty as well. Bill Rafferty. That's what I was trying to remember. Bill Rafferty. And, um, Everybody's favorite porn house viewer. captain Willard, Fred Willard. Yeah. Yeah. And I think there was, I don't think there was anybody else that i can recall. Oh, Mark Russell appeared early on in the earlier seasons. And I think they got rid of that guy. Remember he played the piano and like did political songs. Oh, that guy. Was he on there? Yeah. He was on real people for a while. He played i'm gonna tell you, I'll tell you skip i'm gonna play a song
You know, Jimmy Carter, he likes peanuts. Wait, did you say peanuts? Yeah, it's peanuts. Peanuts. And then I think they got rid of him, and that's when Byron Allen came on. Oh. You know, I didn't. Wow, man, this guy knows his real people. Let's get rid of that stupid-ass white guy playing the piano, singing songs about, you know, Millard Fillmore. Yeah. Somebody hip in here, like Byron Allen. If you knew Susie like I knew Susie. What was the question? What was his question about it? You seem to be intrigued by it. Have you pleasured yourself to Sarah Pichelle? Not at that point. I was too young. Or was I? I was going to say, I didn't think you were too young. I don't know. I've probably been about 10 when that show came out. I know.
Uh, but anyway, they had done, I kind of looked this up a little bit, but they had kind of done like this promotional thing where they rode like a train around United States. They had different promotional stops in different cities and they had, this was, I think early on. Cause, uh, as fate would have it, I was actually at one of these stops, um, down in Dallas, Texas. Yeah. I was like, hey, hey, where's the free stuff? My kid needs it. Interesting enough, I think I was there by myself. That's the weird part. Yeah, I was like a young kid. This is before you knew kids could be kidnapped and murdered. Hey, kid, go run around Daly Plaza or whatever it was. Kennedy got shot in the head. See what it's all about. There's this weird phallic-like
building, uh, in dallas called like the reunion center or something called the book depository. No, it's come on. It's a, come on. You know, I'm talking about, it's kind of a funky looking i've been to dallas actually. So, and i'm sure you have, I'm sure i've seen the area. Yeah. And, um, nap on the grassy knoll. No, I had, no, this has nothing to do with the grass. Get it Yeah. Get past that. Yeah. It has nothing to do with the book depository. The grass, you know, it has nothing, nothing. and uh so oddly and i don't know, I don't, I somehow happened upon this or i don't know how i heard about it. I went out. I remember being by myself though, like in this crowd of people, which i can't see sarah purcell i'll show her, you know, that's not the first time I, because my dad would win like this yearly trips for his company he worked for. And,
I remember like walking around like downtown Toronto by myself when I was a kid. I'm like, wow. I mean, I'm like, I'm even here to tell you the truth. I'm lucky. I'm just that, you know, it's not like you're like prime. pickens as a child you know what i'm saying i don't know people are looking for you you're like one of those kids in the uh far side comics that you know sticks his head in the trap and whatnot i look like uh when i was kind of look like peter billingsley like if he went on a bender as a kid five o'clock shadow peter billingsley at eight and Yeah, my hair's all fucked up walking around. Kind of like Peter Billingsley mixed with W.C. Fields. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's me. Yeah. Okay. And so the train was there. And as I recall, this is a long time ago, I'm sure it was Skip Stevenson and Sarah Purcell. Wow. And they were waving to people. They weren't really.
Fred Willard would have been the third A-lister. Bill Rafferty and John Barber, B-list at best. I don't like to say this is like a million years ago, so I really don't. This is like early, early 80s. You could just be making all this up is what you're saying. Yeah, so this is called the false memory. I don't know. It was implanted. But the odd part, if that wasn't odd enough, is like some dude had like a stack of like these headshots and literally just put it in my hands and walked away. I'm like, Here you go, here. You look like Peter Billingsley's drunk cousin. I'll give this to you. Are you on a bender, Peter, or what's going on? I don't know. I must have cherry-picked the ones I want. I just threw the rest in the dumpster. You didn't keep them all? No. You have no sense of history? No. At the time, you don't really think about stuff. You're like, oh, okay. I understand.
this just happens all the time. You know, I could just randomly walk around downtown Dallas by myself as a child and 10 years old. I don't know how old I was. Yeah. Be honest. You're like 25. Come on. Yeah, I wish. No, that is true though. Yes. I went to the red light district. Uh, you know, one night, we didn't get to stay at the nice hotel. And I think we actually stayed very close to the red light district. That's what your dad was. I, I only got two nights at the good hotel. Yeah. And I don't know why, but cause I, the only thing I remember like out in front, there was like this huge rat and had been run over. Oh, great. And it had like dried out, like all of its juices were gone. So all it was like, just kind of a gross, you know, whatever it was, you know, like, Oh, a rapper, you know, like, Oh,
The things you remember on trips. So, yeah. So, but I know that I, I didn't get to shake anyone's hand or, you know, I was quite a, you know, a lot of people got to steal a stack of headshots. I didn't steal. No, some dude, just some random dude. I have random people come into my life. You know, when I was younger, green gave the Jersey to the kid, this guy, big kid. Yeah. I mean, I wish it would have been like $100 bills or something. No, it's like headshots of real people. Well, little did you know, those are worth $100 a piece now. I know. I know. I sent this to you privately. You're like, where's Sheriff Rousseau? I want to knock it off, man. Like, I don't have it. I threw it away. I threw it away. No, they were…
How, in the end of the story, I guess, to conclude it is that, uh, my niece, my niece's nephew, their dad passed earlier this year and they're kind of cleaning out his house. And there was like this big thing of like postcards that, uh, my sister had. Right. And, uh, like it's postcards upon postcards upon postcards of zoo animals and hotels, like. I said to my mom, I go, back in the day, didn't hotels have like free postcards like they kept in the room]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10935Thu, 18 Jun 2026 01:26:00 +0000Bob LeMentBob has a terrible time travelling during the World Cup, while Miles takes us back to a simpler time where a 10-year-old could see celebrities in Dallas on their own. https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/, like old school games, play a few with...GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/g7455VoOB28 Bob has a terrible time travelling during the World Cup, while Miles takes us back to a simpler time where a 10-year-old could see celebrities in Dallas on their own. Real Travel Bad AI Transcript How are you, young man? Which item do you identify with? The scotch tape? Ha ha! Bye. Hey, everyone. Miles with this podcast thing called Static Radio here. I love how you're so enthusiastic. You really get people into the mood of the show. I'm just an average guy. I'm just an average man living an average life. I work from 9 to 5. Hey, hell, I've paid the price. I've never done good things. I've never done bad things. You know, sometimes in your life, it's like feast or famine for stories. The night, it's feast. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rather than just run right into it, how are you doing tonight? I'm, I'm doing well. I'm all right are you Do you want to tell the story first? No, I just have a really short thing I want to talk about because I know you're going to have a pretty long thing going on here. I'm a rambling man. Just because I had a request from one of our biggest fans. Oh, really? I wanted to honor that young man's request. Who was requesting this? Are we privy? It is a loyal listener by the name of CB. Oh, CB. A good old CB. CB.
He's battling psoriasis right now, so he's like, Miles. Is he really? I'm just making that up. I don't know. Psoriasis kind of has negative connotations. You might want to say he's just got like pink eye or infantile. Yeah. Gingivitis. Gingivitis, yeah. I can see him having like fist disease or something weird, you know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not sure what he does, but anyway. We are brothers in arms. The disease of. but um no uh and unfortunately i've really through captions on tiktok and Facebook, I've actually told most of the story, but he wanted to hear a little bit more about, I'd posted some pictures, like they weren't really postcards, but kind of headshots of a couple of people from an old, old, old show that was on nbc called real people, people, uh, which was kind of a feel good stories, I guess, a
lifting feel good stories that, uh, there was like, what about six people on the cast? Uh, various times. Yeah. There was Skip Stevenson. I'm going on a memory here. Yeah. Barbara. Yep. Uh, uh, who's the Byron Allen. He was on later though. Oh, okay. Peter Billingsley was on Bill Rafferty as well. Bill Rafferty. That's what I was trying to remember. Bill Rafferty. And, um, Everybody's favorite porn house viewer. captain Willard, Fred Willard. Yeah. Yeah. And I think there was, I don't think there was anybody else that i can recall. Oh, Mark Russell appeared early on in the earlier seasons. And I think they got rid of that guy. Remember he played the piano and like did political songs. Oh, that guy. Was he on there? Yeah. He was on real people for a while. He played i'm gonna tell you, I'll tell you skip i'm gonna play a song
You know, Jimmy Carter, he likes peanuts. Wait, did you say peanuts? Yeah, it's peanuts. Peanuts. And then I think they got rid of him, and that's when...]]>2226false2723fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/racer-x--72443385GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/jdhH8apWoZE Miles gets jealous as Bob describes a freebie that he did not share. Racer X Bad AI Transcript Who knows what they're getting down on? They're getting down on life. What do you think about that? Get down on it. Get down on it. Bye. get down on it this is miles you know what this platform needs? What? Captioning. I want to see my words around the bottom of the screen yeah you say, If it's on the bottom of the screen, you say. Get down on it. Down on it. There you go. Yeah. Everybody's tired tonight, Miles. I don't know what's going on. It's the beginning of summertime. In the summertime when the weather is hot. Can we trot up and touch the sky when the weather is hot? Who sang that? Mongo Jerry. Mongo Jerry. Ah, my goodness. Yeah, so doing summertime activities. How about yourself? Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Oh, really? What did you do? Summertime activity. Mowed the grass? I stayed inside pretty much, and then I mowed the grass, yeah. You're supposed to be the sweaty, fat neighbor. Oh, I am. I am. Okay, well, that's good. Wish granted. Wish granted, yeah.
Yeah, where the camera pans over and you're, you know, the lawnmower's smoking and then you're waving at the camera. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, you're sweating profusely. You got like an old kitchen dish towel around your neck. Around my waist. Then that would be like what? A couple of different dozen towels? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so. What's weird is the neighbor's constantly gardening. I'll wake up at 6 to let the dogs out. I'll look over. He's out there. I'm like, Jesus. Really? Maybe he lives out there now. Maybe that's where he is. I think his wife has banished him out to the garden. I know. He's just constantly out there. Make some food for us. Does he ever give you any tomatoes or anything? He used to give me egg rolls. You don't garden egg rolls, I don't think.
Thank you. do you pull them when they're ready just kind of dig them up okay are you sure you're not thinking of eggplant no he's no this guy used to make egg rolls man do you think now that eggplant, since it's a symbol for penis and texting that whenever people give other people an eggplant, they think it's rude. I hope so, because my wife just bought her best friend an eggplant ceramic thing. Like when you're cooking, you put your spoon somewhere to rest it. So it's like a big penis spoon holder? Yeah. Oh, how interesting. Her friend loves penis. Well, I think that's true. I was just wondering, yeah, if you're just like, oh, I had some extra eggplants. You pervert. You know how you like eating free grapes in the supermarket? Well, that's how she is with – Eggplants? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Get down on it. I was given an opportunity this weekend, and it was – all I can say is this opportunity was a total Miles title opportunity that I took full advantage of.
You know, you sent me some vague pictures. I go, that son of a bitch. That son of a bitch got some nice freebie somewhere, and he's going to rub it in my face. I think it was… Personally, it's one of the nicer freebies that I've ever gotten. So I get… Because of the field that I am in, sometimes I am offered free tickets to things and free this and free that. And I just… I usually say no. I say no thanks. That's okay. But this time I was offered something and it intrigued me. And so I'm like, well, wait a minute. The musical Stomp. That's right. I got free tickets to Stomp. Yeah, right? It was Sesame Street Live, and I dressed up as Elmo. I cosplayed Elmo. Tickle me. That's right. Tickle me, children.
No, no, no. So they offered up tickets to go to the racetrack here in St. Louis, right? There's a big racetrack here in St. Louis. There is? Yeah. I think it does NASCAR and IndyCar racing, right? So this is not like the low-end mini sprint midget things or whatever they used to do. This is like real racing. Is it right in the city, though, or is it like out in the suburbs somewhere? Well, I was almost going to be flippant and say it's just like the bears out in the middle of nowhere. Oh, you son of a bear. Yes, it's on the east side in the middle of nowhere. But I've always been curious. Not that I'm a racing person. I'm definitely not. This is definitely not one of the things that I would –
pay money for, but I'm certainly going to take full advantage because number one, they not only offered me tickets, they offered me the box suite tickets where you go in the air conditioning and have free drinks and food. You're a freaking jerk. And free VIP parking. Oh, you don't deserve this. You don't even deserve it. I asked my friend, Hefe, I said, Hefe, do you want to go to the races with me? Not Dr. J, right? No, no, Dr. J. No, Dr. J. This is my friend, Hefe. I've known him most of my life. And I said, I go, I got these box seats to the – these box tickets to the races. And I go, I'm probably going to have to talk to somebody, but –
I mean, if this is the time you want to go see the races, this would be the time, right? And Jefe goes, I've never been. I'll take you up on your freebie, my friend, right? Yeah, you know who also hasn't been? Me. Yeah, me. Well, live a little closer, maybe. Jefe just lived real close. Yeah, I know. I'd get screwed again. Thanks. Yeah. Wait a minute. Should I go into the fact that Saturday I was going to meet you somewhere and you ditched me? For all those years, you bitched about me screwing you out of those Star Trek movie tickets. That's true. The first remake of Star Trek, yes. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Go ahead. So you and Faye get up this beautiful freebie. Well, you wouldn't meet me in the middle of nowhere…
play pinball or something. So I figured there's no way he's going to come down here all the way down here to go to the race thing. Yeah, that's true. So I'm like, all right, Jefe, come over and then we'll run down to the racetrack. And so we did. So he's like, yeah, I'll be your date. And I'm like, what? After all these years, the truth comes out? Yeah. By the way, we used to be roommates for a while. You are very woman-like. Girl. So me and Jefe buzz down to the racetrack. Of course, I have no idea what I'm doing, which is the norm. And I just keep holding up my VIP parking pass to all of the orange-vested idiots that are along the route. And they're waving me forward, right? Yeah. Yeah.
and i'm like, are we going the right way? because I mean, there's just, it's just, the races are total fucking chaos. It is total chaos with very minute, uh, times where everything seems to just snap together and work. You know what i mean? There's people just going in every direction. There's children running around in their underwear and dogs barking and jumping and And there's like 100 people in safety vests that just seem to be standing in random places. They're all my cousins. Yeah, they all look like they all asked me if I was related. Yeah. So we go and I'm like holding up my I printed everything out because I'm totally anal and don't want to try to use the phone to have them scan it and everything. So I've got my, my, not only my VIP, I got my gold VIP parking pass is what it said. Yeah. So I'm holding it up and they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Whatever idiot. Just keep going. Right. And then we, we get into the, we're right next to the racetrack, you know, and we pull into where they tell me to pull into and,
I'm like, wow, we're really… I mean, right there's the racetrack, right? Right. And then they have me drive and drive and drive and drive and drive. And the VIP parking is about a 15-minute fucking walk. Oh, not here. Not here. Keep going. No, no. Keep going. Keep waving me. I'm like, this is not fucking VIP. You're out in the county. Keep going. And Jefe is like, there better be some fucking drinks. That's all I'm telling you. I didn't bring any money. He said it was all inclusive. So we park way the fuck down this lane. I don't even know. It's like there's corn. I don't know what's going on. So we have to walk all the way back to get to the line. And you get searched.
at the racetrack nowadays, which, you know, I haven't been to the races ever, but I was thinking it would be a lot more lax because, you know, where we live, where I live here and where you live mostly in the Midwest, people just have guns. They just carry them around. You know what I mean? This is not unusual. Yeah. To have people with a gun on their hip or, you know, in their car or in the back of their truck or, I mean, my father-in-law for one was always had like four or five guns within arm's reach. And he shot himself accidentally. Yeah, he shot himself once, but that's beside the point. Accidentally. It was accidentally, yes. And so they were a little bit more security-minded than I figured, but they didn't have you walk through the gate. They just had guys with wands. It was like a porno or something. They just wanded you, suggestively. Yeah.
Where were they sticking the wands at? Come up between your legs, you know, stand, spread your legs and put your arms out. And they just like rub it all around you. It was, I'm like, these are, I think these are all volunteers from the defender area. B]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10926Tue, 09 Jun 2026 19:50:34 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets jealous as Bob describes a freebie that he did not share. https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here –...GAMES, like old school games, play a few with the Static Radio twist here – https://www.staticradio.com/category/games/ Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/jdhH8apWoZE Miles gets jealous as Bob describes a freebie that he did not share. Racer X Bad AI Transcript Who knows what they're getting down on? They're getting down on life. What do you think about that? Get down on it. Get down on it. Bye. get down on it this is miles you know what this platform needs? What? Captioning. I want to see my words around the bottom of the screen yeah you say, If it's on the bottom of the screen, you say. Get down on it. Down on it. There you go. Yeah. Everybody's tired tonight, Miles. I don't know what's going on. It's the beginning of summertime. In the summertime when the weather is hot. Can we trot up and touch the sky when the weather is hot? Who sang that? Mongo Jerry. Mongo Jerry. Ah, my goodness. Yeah, so doing summertime activities. How about yourself? Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Oh, really? What did you do? Summertime activity. Mowed the grass? I stayed inside pretty much, and then I mowed the grass, yeah. You're supposed to be the sweaty, fat neighbor. Oh, I am. I am. Okay, well, that's good. Wish granted. Wish granted, yeah.
Yeah, where the camera pans over and you're, you know, the lawnmower's smoking and then you're waving at the camera. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, you're sweating profusely. You got like an old kitchen dish towel around your neck. Around my waist. Then that would be like what? A couple of different dozen towels? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so. What's weird is the neighbor's constantly gardening. I'll wake up at 6 to let the dogs out. I'll look over. He's out there. I'm like, Jesus. Really? Maybe he lives out there now. Maybe that's where he is. I think his wife has banished him out to the garden. I know. He's just constantly out there. Make some food for us. Does he ever give you any tomatoes or anything? He used to give me egg rolls. You don't garden egg rolls, I don't think.
Thank you. do you pull them when they're ready just kind of dig them up okay are you sure you're not thinking of eggplant no he's no this guy used to make egg rolls man do you think now that eggplant, since it's a symbol for penis and texting that whenever people give other people an eggplant, they think it's rude. I hope so, because my wife just bought her best friend an eggplant ceramic thing. Like when you're cooking, you put your spoon somewhere to rest it. So it's like a big penis spoon holder? Yeah. Oh, how interesting. Her friend loves penis. Well, I think that's true. I was just wondering, yeah, if you're just like, oh, I had some extra eggplants. You pervert. You know how you like eating free grapes in the supermarket? Well, that's how she is with – Eggplants? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Get down on it. I was given an opportunity this weekend, and it was – all I can say is this opportunity was a total Miles title opportunity that I took full advantage of.
You know, you sent me some vague pictures. I go, that son of a bitch. That son of a bitch got some nice freebie somewhere, and he's going to rub it in my face. I think it was… Personally, it's one of the nicer freebies that I've ever gotten. So I get… Because of the field that I am in, sometimes I am offered free tickets to things and free this...]]>2166false2759fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-minotaur-with-houston-pierce--723757411000 Crazy QuestionsItsHoustonPierce https://youtube.com/live/q17ysmrp7bo Labyrinth of the Minotaur Game (Click Graphic to Start) Transcript (AI transcription) Hey Houston, how clean is your desk? as a 13-year-old boy's internet history. Uh-oh. Watch out. Everybody welcome to Mondo Free. Hondo Rico. That's right. Thank you. Tonight I've got with me Mr. Houston Pierce with a thousand crazy questions. Hello? How are you doing tonight? I'm sorry. I didn't hear me over the music, probably. Oh, I can hear you a little bit. I'm doing good. It's just a little faint, but I'm doing good. Oh, okay. I can bump it up a little bit there. What do you think? It's a little faint. I can hear you just a little bit. Oh, that's weird. I wonder what the deal is there. I'm like my regular levels here. I'll turn up my stuff. All right. It's probably my stuff. I don't know. Oh, okay. I'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. So welcome to Mondo Frico. I got Houston with me here. I can throw the name up there just for the heck of it. There you go. And Houston's got a show called A Thousand Crazy Questions. What number are you up to now, Houston? I think…
How many do I have? I think I was about to pass up 100 episodes, but I don't. I forgot. Right now, my podcast is hibernating and sleeping. I'm probably going to wake it up this fall. So probably when Halloween season. You have to get up to that thousand. Turn it back on and have new guests. More questions. Oh, a thousand. I don't know. The questions. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't even tried to calculate that. I was thinking of episodes. That's fine. Either way, you got to get to a thousand on something. Don't you think? Yeah. Yeah. It's just, you know, a thousand is just there to be like, you know, like a lot. I think I've said this before on, I think I was a guest on someone's podcast, but I mentioned how the number of thousand actually came from. Remember that show, A Thousand Ways to Die? Uh-huh. Is it?
Matt? No, not Matt TV. What was that one? Spike? I think it was Spike. Oh, on Spike. Yeah, I think you're right. On the old Spike TV. And I saw that as like a kid. I was like, a thousand seems like such a big word. And I decided the word big number. And I just kind of like the way it sounded. A thousand ways to die. So I took it by the way. Oh, a thousand questions. There you go. And part of those could be ways to die as well. a lot of them actually are ways to die so yeah exactly well uh we'll be watching for when you come back uh from hiatus yeah you're working on some other stuff in the meantime, but definitely. Okay. You don't want to talk about that, the other stuff no i i should thank you for watching that uh i have a different channel uh it's houston pierce that's literally the name. It's like i t s
Houston Pierce on IG, on Instagram. I post my humble two cents on movies and movie reviews, some movie essays. I also, if you look up Houston Pierce on YouTube, it's the same handle. Houston, I think, underscore Pierce is the only difference for YouTube and Instagram. But Houston Pierce, that's the name I'm going, that's my name, so that's where it is. On TikTok, on YouTube, and on IG. It's Houston Pierce. What's the last movie you saw? What did you talk about? The last movie I talked about was Passengers, but the last movie I saw just last night was He-Man, and I haven't got a chance to review it yet. He-Man and Skeletor. Ah, Houston, we're here. He-Man is in the way. That's a pretty good Skeletor. Thank you very much, Houston. If you want me to do that for you, I'm just joking.
If you want me to put that into your review somewhere, I'll be happy to do that. I'm just joking with you. You did. This is a better skeletal voice than what I have. It sounds a little different. Everybody should check it out. Check it out. Well, do you want to – I'll give you the choice here, Houston. Now, we talked briefly via some notes earlier. And I'll give you the choice. Do you want to do the quiz first, or do you want to hear what tonight's thing is? I think every time I've been on, I've asked for the quiz first. So I'm not going to stop doing that. Okay, here we go. Quiz. Quiz. Quiz. Quiz. Tell me if you can see that. You might not be able to read it, but can you see it? I can see it. I can see it. I don't know how to make that bigger, honestly. But yeah, it's kind of small there, isn't it? But that's okay. Let's see. Can we do that? No, it doesn't help at all, does it? Actually, the second part was a bit better. A little bit better. I'm going to read them out to you, so don't worry about it too much.
Okay. All right, here we go. The quiz is on the Minotaur. Okay. Have you ever heard of the Minotaur? Yeah, I've heard it. Minotaur, Minotaur. I don't know which one's right. Well, here in the Midwest, we say Minotaur. Minotaur. It could be Minotaur. But yeah, and the Minotaur is… Greek mythology. The Minotaur is the horse man, I think. No, is that a centaur? No, the Minotaur is that bull. The Minotaur is the bull man. There you go. Who were the parents of the Minotaur? Was it A, King Minos and Queen Pasipha? B, Poseidon and Amphitrite? C, Zeus and Hera, or D, King Aegis and Medea? And I have a hint if you want it. This is the hardest quiz I've had yet so far, Bob. But I like it. I'm here for it. There's a hint. If you want a hint, I'll click on the hint. I don't know. Keep your… No. Keep your hints to yourself. Your pitiful hints. Um…
I think, I know, okay, I'm pretty sure the mentor is cursed. So he probably has regular, probably had regular parents. So it's either King Marcos and Queen something or King Ergos and Medea. I would go with A, King Marcos and Queen Palpatine. I'll go with that one. King Minos and Queen Pasipha. He's royalty, right? Here we go. You're right! That's right. The Minotaur was born to Queen Pasipha of Crete in a magnificent white bowl. Minos was Pasipha's husband, making him the Minotaur's stepfather, kind of. She was kind of cheating on him with a bowl, apparently. I don't think that was how that conversation went. What do you mean you're pregnant? Well, I mean, did you see the competition? I mean, I don't know. No, that's gross. Forget I said that. Let's move on to number two. You got one right. That's fantastic here. Cool. What was the Minotaur's real name? He's not just the Minotaur, folks. He's got his own name, his given name. Was it A, Asterion, B, Theron, C, Labyrinthus, or D, Kronos? I have a hint if you'd like it.
I think this is either A or B because elaborate this means that that couldn't be it. That's just not right. Kronos, I know. It's not Kronos. A or B. Is he a cool guy? Is it Theon? Theron? Or is it Asteron? I'll go with B because… No. I won't subject to the hit. So you want to go with B? Uh… I'm going to pick A. A. All right. Here we go. Yes. Yes. Asterion. The Minotaur's given name was Asterion or Asterius, meaning starry one. The term Minotaur itself is a combination of Minos and Tauros, the bull, essentially meaning bull of Minos. There you go. Learn something new every day, right? Or also, you know, my wife slept with a white bull. That's also what it means. Yeah. Yeah. That's Minos Toros Blanco anyway. Next question. Question three. You got two. You're doing fantastic here. Who designed the labyrinth to contain the Minotaur? Was it a…
Hesiphotus, which I've said that I like sneezed. Hesiphotus? Daedalus? Icarus? Or Prometheus? All the theses in here. All these theses. The thing is, too, these are all good actual things. They are. I don't know who A is. I know who Daedalus and Icarus are. And I know who Prometheus is. I think this may be… Again, this is either A or B. Oh, no. Okay. I have a hint. No hints. I refuse. This has to be. This has to be. Oh, man. Did Daedalus make the thing? He was an inventor. Did he make the labyrinth? Or is it A? You could have picked A every single time, right? That goes against the rules. Yeah, it goes against multiple choice. Yeah. There's rules for that, isn't there? There's like a worldwide Congress for multiple choice questions. Yeah. You can't pick A every time. That'd be insane. I want to pick A, but just because of the rules of multiple choice, I want to say it's B. Let me go with B. I'll go with Daedalus. I know he's an actual inventor. Daedalus. Yes. Let's see. It's right. Oh.
Th]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10896Fri, 05 Jun 2026 20:08:25 +0000Bob LeMentThe Minotaur In this episode of the Mondo Freako podcast, host Bob LeMent interviews movie reviewer and podcaster Houston Pierce, whose own show, A Thousand Crazy Questions, is currently on hiatus until the fall. The episode kicks off with a...1000 Crazy QuestionsItsHoustonPierce https://youtube.com/live/q17ysmrp7bo Labyrinth of the Minotaur Game (Click Graphic to Start) Transcript (AI transcription) Hey Houston, how clean is your desk? as a 13-year-old boy's internet history. Uh-oh. Watch out. Everybody welcome to Mondo Free. Hondo Rico. That's right. Thank you. Tonight I've got with me Mr. Houston Pierce with a thousand crazy questions. Hello? How are you doing tonight? I'm sorry. I didn't hear me over the music, probably. Oh, I can hear you a little bit. I'm doing good. It's just a little faint, but I'm doing good. Oh, okay. I can bump it up a little bit there. What do you think? It's a little faint. I can hear you just a little bit. Oh, that's weird. I wonder what the deal is there. I'm like my regular levels here. I'll turn up my stuff. All right. It's probably my stuff. I don't know. Oh, okay. I'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. So welcome to Mondo Frico. I got Houston with me here. I can throw the name up there just for the heck of it. There you go. And Houston's got a show called A Thousand Crazy Questions. What number are you up to now, Houston? I think…
How many do I have? I think I was about to pass up 100 episodes, but I don't. I forgot. Right now, my podcast is hibernating and sleeping. I'm probably going to wake it up this fall. So probably when Halloween season. You have to get up to that thousand. Turn it back on and have new guests. More questions. Oh, a thousand. I don't know. The questions. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't even tried to calculate that. I was thinking of episodes. That's fine. Either way, you got to get to a thousand on something. Don't you think? Yeah. Yeah. It's just, you know, a thousand is just there to be like, you know, like a lot. I think I've said this before on, I think I was a guest on someone's podcast, but I mentioned how the number of thousand actually came from. Remember that show, A Thousand Ways to Die? Uh-huh. Is it?
Matt? No, not Matt TV. What was that one? Spike? I think it was Spike. Oh, on Spike. Yeah, I think you're right. On the old Spike TV. And I saw that as like a kid. I was like, a thousand seems like such a big word. And I decided the word big number. And I just kind of like the way it sounded. A thousand ways to die. So I took it by the way. Oh, a thousand questions. There you go. And part of those...]]>3726false28fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tidal-baked--72302779https://www.staticradio.com/baked-game/index.html Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/2zZ5uASCyzQ Bob gets irritated about a high school scam site, while Miles drags his elderly mother to all the sites in Christmas. Tidal Baked Bad AI Transcript Yes, Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow duet. You would be great in the sequel. Yeah. We'll be doing it together. Oh, yeah. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Miles, you're singing co-host. That's right. Miles, you're working over there at the casino there on the river, are you now? I'm dirty dealing. I was thinking more you were the lounge singer. Oh, I see. Star Wars. Nothing but Star Wars. I enjoy singing, I just can't sing. That is my problem. I think you do a, I mean, you know. Eh, I don't know. A fine job. Eh. I don't know if you knew this, but, you know, we're here on Plausible, and Leanne sometimes sends out a thing that reminds people to come here, and usually it's like a little clip, and it has music behind it. Mm-hmm.
Well, this week's was some special music. Okay. It was the Baby Elephant song. Oh, I didn't pay attention to that. Well, you love that song. I love that song. You love that song. I wrote, I said, I can't believe that you chose that music. I mean, that's hilarious. Because Miles used to go to all of the minor league baseball games where he lives and dance to that song. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You don't want to say anything about it? No, I don't want to say anything about that, no. You could get up and play that song and you would dance your heart out. Because I was a dancing queen. Dancing queen. Sing along with it. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was funny because it goes way back, way back. No one knew that, I'm sure. She put down a listing for a show. I go, yeah, it'll leave you speechless. Yeah. And she just now saw it after I posted this like two weeks ago. Yeah.
Cause she's lost her voice. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Like polyps or something. Yeah. She's still lost. She's still a never voice. I don't think. Really? Yeah. I don't think so. I think she's still dealing. Oh, yeah. Now the other thing is you used to play that song with a stapler. Uh, yes, I did the library. Yeah. Yes, I did. I, I would do that. It was a squeaky stapler and I would, I would sing along to that song and use a stapler to annoy people. Right. Yeah. Or abuse them. It's got a lot of connotation, the baby elephant song for you. It's like, you know, and Snuffleupagus is your favorite Sesame Street character. Yeah. And you dress up as a furry as him and go to conventions. You know me too well. You know me too well, yeah. You like to walk around and go, hey, brr.
I do the front part and some other guy does the ass part because it's like a two-man furry costume. Yeah, you got to get some accomplice. It's kind of like a human centipede kind of thing. Yeah. Oh, no. I got gas. Oh, my God. We all ate burritos. Oh, shit. The only thing they had was Taco Bar. Hope you liked Jimmy Chang goes. Yeah. Gross. Yeah. That's gross. That's gross. That's so gross. Yeah. So I know you went on an adventure this week. And so I'm just going to pass it to you. I don't really have much going on. I was Mr. Homebody. And here you are gallivanting all around the place. So I got extremely phlegmy. Like, exact moment, I, like, try to jump into this thing. I'm like, Jesus. So, I'm sorry. Psychosomatic, do you think? I don't know. I swear to God, it was not like this up until the second i started talking to you and it's like there's goo in my mouth. Every time we think of it. Every time it's like a bomb, I get goo in my mouth. Every time always make me sad so uh we
We went on a short, I guess, family vacation, if you will, I suppose. And, uh, uh, went over to the Chicago suburbs, not Chicago suburbs. No, no, we didn't have a Mason. Uh, what's his name? Mason Adams. He was not part of our group. No. I thought you were doing his voice there. Oh. this whole goddamn family it was it was title's way yeah and uh we took two cars and, because there was a bunch of us. and we like to spend a lot of money on gas, so. Well, had I known, yeah, it was going to be like $5 a gallon. I probably would have canceled the whole goddamn thing to be honest with you. There's nothing better than you like standing at that pump and just watching those numbers go higher and higher. Yeah. I can see why you stayed home. Yeah. Miles thinks it's like a slot machine, but he doesn't realize this is why your cheap ass stayed home. Cause you're just so fucking cheap. You're like, there's no way.
I was spending $5 a gallon. Exactly. I'm in bankruptcy court with all this fucking mulch I bought. That's right. Still paying off my mulch bill. I did lay away. My wife tells the occupants of the car, they got a little bit later starting. We did. We're like, She's like, well, we'll all meet up at this one town that we all know pretty well, and we'll stop at the gas station that's like a quickie mart with a little brand fast food place attached to it. Okay, that sounds good. Which I thought I didn't say anything at first. I'm like, I don't think there's one of those in this town we're going to. Right, okay. But I didn't say anything. I'm like, well, I'm sure she…
you know, she must know this. I don't know. She was very confident. We got there. I wasn't going to question her is what you're saying, right? Yeah. So I'm like, okay, well, you know, I'm like you, like, I can't question it. I can't question the authority figure. So no, I'm like, okay, well, and we get there and she's like, oh, darn it. I was thinking of a different town. Oh, now everyone's confused. And I'm just like, not saying anything like, Oh, And so we park outside. We get a hold of my son. We say, hey, listen, change of plans. We're going to meet at the box store parking lot here. And so we did meet up. And so we're trying to figure out what we want to do. You know, one of those crazy things. Because nothing really had been set in stone. Okay. We've got three choices. Subway, McDonald's, or a random Mexican restaurant. Well, you're kind of getting to the point there, actually. That's every little town. That's every little town. Or a Chinese restaurant. No, this is a decent town. I mean, this is not. Yeah. This is my kind of town. Yeah. Hey.
So my oldest son's like, I gotta eat. You got the key to it. Yeah. Right. Yeah. My oldest son is like, I have to eat, man. It's like going at two o'clock already. He goes, I gotta eat. Yeah. You gotta eat. You gotta eat. Oh yeah. We're all hungry. All right. He goes, well, we're going to go to X, Y, Z, and we'll just meet you over there. I said, okay. Okay. And so they take off first and we futz around for a minute. We take off. Yeah. And. Like, my car decides, well, why do we have to go eat where they want to eat? Why don't we pick where we want to eat? You know? Your car decided this? Oh, your car, as in everybody in the car. Gotcha. Yeah. So, I had, like, half the group in my car. The other half group was the other. And so, they go. And so, we're going down the road. And there's, you know, all names you would recognize. Wendy's. Yes. Yes. That was one of them. Yeah.
And suddenly there's like this, I don't think it's a chain, but it's like some chicken joint or something. Oh, yeah. It was a hot chicken? I love the hot chicken. It's like chicken conundrum or something. I don't know. It's like, okay. Chicken conundrum. Oh, I love chicken conundrum. Yeah, it's got some cartoonish, you know, big rooster. What am I doing here? I'm dead. Yeah. And I'm like, huh? Well, okay. I guess, you know, no one will fess up to actually pick this. I'm like, okay. And, um, I go, well, who the hell knows? Obviously there's chicken on the menu, but you know, who the fuck knows what's, you know, I go, why don't we, why don't we go in, take our time, look at the menu, you know, see the prices maybe first, um,
you know right no no stupid idea no stupid idea yeah stupid idea dad just keep going. Pull around the building and we'll just go through the drive-thru. Oh, you're eating in the car? I'm like, or, or we could go in. Oh, no. Free will. Free will. You should go around the, like, okay. All right. Yeah. All right. I've been outvoted we're gonna go to the drive-thru. All right. We're going to the drive-thru. I wouldn't eat in the car myself, but you know, I know it's not allowed in your family. I know you guys are weirdos. I know you don't probably do that. And I apologize because I know your family would be very uptight about doing this. So, so, uh, excuse me. So we get there. I know I was not like this, like I'm telling you. And anyway, uh, so I can see the menu board to some degree and like the other people cannot, I can't see what they got.
And so my wife's like, well, chicken strips. I'm like, yeah, no, I don't even know if gizzards were allowed. I don't know. So, so, uh, my wife's trying to order through like the little back window that rolls down halfway, you know? Hello. Yes. Can we help you? Hello. Uh, yeah, we want to get a lot of chicken strips. Welcome to chicken conundrum. Yeah. So my wife's trying to work a deal, you know, like, well, your, your regular size comes in five, right? Yes. Affirmative. Yes. She goes, well, can you get something bigger than that? Hold on. Yes. You can get the family meal. Oh, okay.]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10890Tue, 02 Jun 2026 17:34:43 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets irritated about a high school scam site, while Miles drags his elderly mother to all the sites in Christmas. Special Bonus Game this week –...https://www.staticradio.com/baked-game/index.html Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/2zZ5uASCyzQ Bob gets irritated about a high school scam site, while Miles drags his elderly mother to all the sites in Christmas. Tidal Baked Bad AI Transcript Yes, Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow duet. You would be great in the sequel. Yeah. We'll be doing it together. Oh, yeah. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Miles, you're singing co-host. That's right. Miles, you're working over there at the casino there on the river, are you now? I'm dirty dealing. I was thinking more you were the lounge singer. Oh, I see. Star Wars. Nothing but Star Wars. I enjoy singing, I just can't sing. That is my problem. I think you do a, I mean, you know. Eh, I don't know. A fine job. Eh. I don't know if you knew this, but, you know, we're here on Plausible, and Leanne sometimes sends out a thing that reminds people to come here, and usually it's like a little clip, and it has music behind it. Mm-hmm.
Well, this week's was some special music. Okay. It was the Baby Elephant song. Oh, I didn't pay attention to that. Well, you love that song. I love that song. You love that song. I wrote, I said, I can't believe that you chose that music. I mean, that's hilarious. Because Miles used to go to all of the minor league baseball games where he lives and dance to that song. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You don't want to say anything about it? No, I don't want to say anything about that, no. You could get up and play that song and you would dance your heart out. Because I was a dancing queen. Dancing queen. Sing along with it. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was funny because it goes way back, way back. No one knew that, I'm sure. She put down a listing for a show. I go, yeah, it'll leave you speechless. Yeah. And she just now saw it after I posted this like two weeks ago. Yeah.
Cause she's lost her voice. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Like polyps or something. Yeah. She's still lost. She's still a never voice. I don't think. Really? Yeah. I don't think so. I think she's still dealing. Oh, yeah. Now the other thing is you used to play that song with a stapler. Uh, yes, I did the library. Yeah. Yes, I did. I, I would do that. It was a squeaky stapler and I would, I would sing along to that song and use a stapler to annoy people. Right. Yeah. Or abuse them. It's got a lot of connotation, the baby elephant song for you. It's like, you know, and Snuffleupagus is your favorite Sesame Street character. Yeah. And you dress up as a furry as him and go to conventions. You know me too well. You know me too well, yeah. You like to walk around and go, hey, brr.
I do the front part and some other guy does the ass part because it's like a two-man furry costume. Yeah, you got to get some accomplice. It's kind of like a human centipede kind of thing. Yeah. Oh, no. I got gas. Oh, my God. We all ate burritos. Oh, shit. The only thing they had was Taco Bar. Hope you liked Jimmy Chang goes. Yeah. Gross. Yeah. That's gross. That's gross. That's so gross. Yeah. So I know you went on an adventure this week. And so I'm just going to pass it to you. I don't really have much going on. I was Mr. Homebody. And here you are gallivanting all around the place. So I got extremely phlegmy. Like, exact moment, I, like, try to jump into this thing. I'm like, Jesus. So, I'm sorry. Psychosomatic, do...]]>1781false2758fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/vacation-conundrum--72173714 Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/4LM33VOJ1m8 Miles takes the family out to eat at Chicken Conundrum and is shocked by the prices, while Bob stays home and vegetates for the Memorial Holiday. Vacation Conundrum Bad AI Transcript Yes, Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow duet. You would be great in the sequel. Yeah. We'll be doing it together. Oh, yeah. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Miles, you're singing co-host. That's right. Miles, you're working over there at the casino there on the river, are you now? I'm dirty dealing. I was thinking more you were the lounge singer. Oh, I see. Star Wars. Nothing but Star Wars. I enjoy singing, I just can't sing. That is my problem. I think you do a, I mean, you know. Eh, I don't know. A fine job. Eh. I don't know if you knew this, but, you know, we're here on Plausible, and Leanne sometimes sends out a thing that reminds people to come here, and usually it's like a little clip, and it has music behind it. Mm-hmm.
Well, this week's was some special music. Okay. It was the Baby Elephant song. Oh, I didn't pay attention to that. Well, you love that song. I love that song. You love that song. I wrote, I said, I can't believe that you chose that music. I mean, that's hilarious. Because Miles used to go to all of the minor league baseball games where he lives and dance to that song. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You don't want to say anything about it? No, I don't want to say anything about that, no. You could get up and play that song and you would dance your heart out. Because I was a dancing queen. Dancing queen. Sing along with it. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was funny because it goes way back, way back. No one knew that, I'm sure. She put down a listing for a show. I go, yeah, it'll leave you speechless. Yeah. And she just now saw it after I posted this like two weeks ago. Yeah.
Cause she's lost her voice. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Like polyps or something. Yeah. She's still lost. She's still a never voice. I don't think. Really? Yeah. I don't think so. I think she's still dealing. Oh, yeah. Now the other thing is you used to play that song with a stapler. Uh, yes, I did the library. Yeah. Yes, I did. I, I would do that. It was a squeaky stapler and I would, I would sing along to that song and use a stapler to annoy people. Right. Yeah. Or abuse them. It's got a lot of connotation, the baby elephant song for you. It's like, you know, and Snuffleupagus is your favorite Sesame Street character. Yeah. And you dress up as a furry as him and go to conventions. You know me too well. You know me too well, yeah. You like to walk around and go, hey, brr.
I do the front part and some other guy does the ass part because it's like a two-man furry costume. Yeah, you got to get some accomplice. It's kind of like a human centipede kind of thing. Yeah. Oh, no. I got gas. Oh, my God. We all ate burritos. Oh, shit. The only thing they had was Taco Bar. Hope you liked Jimmy Chang goes. Yeah. Gross. Yeah. That's gross. That's gross. That's so gross. Yeah. So I know you went on an adventure this week. And so I'm just going to pass it to you. I don't really have much going on. I was Mr. Homebody. And here you are gallivanting all around the place. So I got extremely phlegmy. Like, exact moment, I, like, try to jump into this thing. I'm like, Jesus. So, I'm sorry. Psychosomatic, do you think? I don't know. I swear to God, it was not like this up until the second i started talking to you and it's like there's goo in my mouth. Every time we think of it. Every time it's like a bomb, I get goo in my mouth. Every time always make me sad so uh we
We went on a short, I guess, family vacation, if you will, I suppose. And, uh, uh, went over to the Chicago suburbs, not Chicago suburbs. No, no, we didn't have a Mason. Uh, what's his name? Mason Adams. He was not part of our group. No. I thought you were doing his voice there. Oh. this whole goddamn family it was it was title's way yeah and uh we took two cars and, because there was a bunch of us. and we like to spend a lot of money on gas, so. Well, had I known, yeah, it was going to be like $5 a gallon. I probably would have canceled the whole goddamn thing to be honest with you. There's nothing better than you like standing at that pump and just watching those numbers go higher and higher. Yeah. I can see why you stayed home. Yeah. Miles thinks it's like a slot machine, but he doesn't realize this is why your cheap ass stayed home. Cause you're just so fucking cheap. You're like, there's no way.
I was spending $5 a gallon. Exactly. I'm in bankruptcy court with all this fucking mulch I bought. That's right. Still paying off my mulch bill. I did lay away. My wife tells the occupants of the car, they got a little bit later starting. We did. We're like, She's like, well, we'll all meet up at this one town that we all know pretty well, and we'll stop at the gas station that's like a quickie mart with a little brand fast food place attached to it. Okay, that sounds good. Which I thought I didn't say anything at first. I'm like, I don't think there's one of those in this town we're going to. Right, okay. But I didn't say anything. I'm like, well, I'm sure she…
you know, she must know this. I don't know. She was very confident. We got there. I wasn't going to question her is what you're saying, right? Yeah. So I'm like, okay, well, you know, I'm like you, like, I can't question it. I can't question the authority figure. So no, I'm like, okay, well, and we get there and she's like, oh, darn it. I was thinking of a different town. Oh, now everyone's confused. And I'm just like, not saying anything like, Oh, And so we park outside. We get a hold of my son. We say, hey, listen, change of plans. We're going to meet at the box store parking lot here. And so we did meet up. And so we're trying to figure out what we want to do. You know, one of those crazy things. Because nothing really had been set in stone. Okay. We've got three choices. Subway, McDonald's, or a random Mexican restaurant. Well, you're kind of getting to the point there, actually. That's every little town. That's every little town. Or a Chinese restaurant. No, this is a decent town. I mean, this is not. Yeah. This is my kind of town. Yeah. Hey.
So my oldest son's like, I gotta eat. You got the key to it. Yeah. Right. Yeah. My oldest son is like, I have to eat, man. It's like going at two o'clock already. He goes, I gotta eat. Yeah. You gotta eat. You gotta eat. Oh yeah. We're all hungry. All right. He goes, well, we're going to go to X, Y, Z, and we'll just meet you over there. I said, okay. Okay. And so they take off first and we futz around for a minute. We take off. Yeah. And. Like, my car decides, well, why do we have to go eat where they want to eat? Why don't we pick where we want to eat? You know? Your car decided this? Oh, your car, as in everybody in the car. Gotcha. Yeah. So, I had, like, half the group in my car. The other half group was the other. And so, they go. And so, we're going down the road. And there's, you know, all names you would recognize. Wendy's. Yes. Yes. That was one of them. Yeah.
And suddenly there's like this, I don't think it's a chain, but it's like some chicken joint or something. Oh, yeah. It was a hot chicken? I love the hot chicken. It's like chicken conundrum or something. I don't know. It's like, okay. Chicken conundrum. Oh, I love chicken conundrum. Yeah, it's got some cartoonish, you know, big rooster. What am I doing here? I'm dead. Yeah. And I'm like, huh? Well, okay. I guess, you know, no one will fess up to actually pick this. I'm like, okay. And, um, I go, well, who the hell knows? Obviously there's chicken on the menu, but you know, who the fuck knows what's, you know, I go, why don't we, why don't we go in, take our time, look at the menu, you know, see the prices maybe first, um,
you know right no no stupid idea no stupid idea yeah stupid idea dad just keep going. Pull around the building and we'll just go through the drive-thru. Oh, you're eating in the car? I'm like, or, or we could go in. Oh, no. Free will. Free will. You should go around the, like, okay. All right. Yeah. All right. I've been outvoted we're gonna go to the drive-thru. All right. We're going to the drive-thru. I wouldn't eat in the car myself, but you know, I know it's not allowed in your family. I know you guys are weirdos. I know you don't probably do that. And I apologize because I know your family would be very uptight about doing this. So, so, uh, excuse me. So we get there. I know I was not like this, like I'm telling you. And anyway, uh, so I can see the menu board to some degree and like the other people cannot, I can't see what they got.
And so my wife's like, well, chicken strips. I'm like, yeah, no, I don't even know if gizzards were allowed. I don't know. So, so, uh, my wife's trying to order through like the little back window that rolls down halfway, you know? Hello. Yes. Can we help you? Hello. Uh, yeah, we want to get a lot of chicken strips. Welcome to chicken conundrum. Yeah. So my wife's trying to work a deal, you know, like, well, your, your regular size comes in five, right? Yes. Affirmative. Yes. She goes, well, can you get something bigger than that? Hold on. Yes. You can get the family meal. Oh, okay. Well, you got a family. I'm like, okay, well, you know, all right. Yeah. Is that cheaper? Uh, no, that I wish, I wish, I]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10880Tue, 26 May 2026 17:56:37 +0000Bob LeMentMiles takes the family out to eat at Chicken Conundrum and is shocked by the prices, while Bob stays home and vegetates for the Memorial Holiday. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/https://www.staticradio.com/2026/05/02/static-radio-randomizer/... Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/4LM33VOJ1m8 Miles takes the family out to eat at Chicken Conundrum and is shocked by the prices, while Bob stays home and vegetates for the Memorial Holiday. Vacation Conundrum Bad AI Transcript Yes, Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow duet. You would be great in the sequel. Yeah. We'll be doing it together. Oh, yeah. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Miles, you're singing co-host. That's right. Miles, you're working over there at the casino there on the river, are you now? I'm dirty dealing. I was thinking more you were the lounge singer. Oh, I see. Star Wars. Nothing but Star Wars. I enjoy singing, I just can't sing. That is my problem. I think you do a, I mean, you know. Eh, I don't know. A fine job. Eh. I don't know if you knew this, but, you know, we're here on Plausible, and Leanne sometimes sends out a thing that reminds people to come here, and usually it's like a little clip, and it has music behind it. Mm-hmm.
Well, this week's was some special music. Okay. It was the Baby Elephant song. Oh, I didn't pay attention to that. Well, you love that song. I love that song. You love that song. I wrote, I said, I can't believe that you chose that music. I mean, that's hilarious. Because Miles used to go to all of the minor league baseball games where he lives and dance to that song. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You don't want to say anything about it? No, I don't want to say anything about that, no. You could get up and play that song and you would dance your heart out. Because I was a dancing queen. Dancing queen. Sing along with it. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was funny because it goes way back, way back. No one knew that, I'm sure. She put down a listing for a show. I go, yeah, it'll leave you speechless. Yeah. And she just now saw it after I posted this like two weeks ago. Yeah.
Cause she's lost her voice. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Like polyps or something. Yeah. She's still lost. She's still a never voice. I don't think. Really? Yeah. I don't think so. I think she's still dealing. Oh, yeah. Now the other thing is you used to play that song with a stapler. Uh, yes, I did the library. Yeah. Yes, I did. I, I would do that. It was a squeaky stapler and I would, I would sing along to that song and use a stapler to annoy people. Right. Yeah. Or abuse them. It's got a lot of connotation, the baby elephant song for you. It's like, you know, and Snuffleupagus is your favorite Sesame Street character. Yeah. And you dress up as a furry as him and go to conventions. You know me too well. You know me too well, yeah. You like to walk around and go, hey, brr.
I do the front part and some other guy does the ass part because it's like a two-man furry costume. Yeah, you got to get some accomplice. It's kind of like a human centipede kind of thing. Yeah. Oh, no. I got gas. Oh, my God. We all ate burritos. Oh, shit. The only thing they had was Taco Bar. Hope you liked Jimmy Chang goes. Yeah. Gross. Yeah. That's gross. That's gross. That's so gross. Yeah. So I know you went on an adventure this week. And so I'm just going to pass it to you. I don't really have much going on. I was Mr. Homebody. And here you are gallivanting all around the place. So I got extremely phlegmy. Like, exact moment, I, like, try to jump into this thing. I'm like, Jesus. So, I'm sorry. Psychosomatic, do you think? I don't know. I swear to God, it was not like this up until the second i started talking to you and it's like...]]>1864false2720fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lement-tonight-for-may-21-2026--72115499bronco uh brad dang tootin good time show whoo that's a mouthful. And Gonzo Gala. Hey, everybody. It's Ted, the Impressionist. Welcome, Ted. Hello, Bob. How you doing? Nice to see you there shouldn't I? Yeah, it's great. I don't smoke. It probably fits in your impressions right there. There you go. Yes, thank you but well it's good to be here, Bob. So take it away. I'm sorry. Say that again. Take it away. Let's get some impressioning going here. Oh, okay. Right. I'm sorry. That's right. It's my cue. Sorry about that, Bob. Okay. Well, thank you, Bob. And hello everyone for you. A lovely audience out there. Okay. So many people enjoy cat impressions. And so why not have some cat impressions? Okay, great. Here's a cat.
pretending to be a backhoe. Always good for cleaning the litter box. Thank you, Bob. I wrote that. Okay. Now here's a cat as a microwave. Meow. Dinner's ready. Okay. Now, here are cats racing at the Indianapolis 500. Well, except for the Kyle Busch cat. Okay. Now, here is some dog impressions for you. A hillbilly dog convinced his dead father talks to him through his foot. you say paw now here's a dog as quality control inspector at the sandpaper factory rough i wrote that okay well and uh let's see here's uh hmm oh here's a dog actor in a tarantino western slowly dying in a hail of bullets Tino wrote that. Well, that's been a wonderful two minutes. I'm certainly glad to be here, Bob. Well, thank you very much. Thank you very much for inviting me here. Appreciate it. Oh, I don't smoke. OK, so how about you? Thank you very much. And, you know, a little triggering. But other than that, it's now where have I where have I seen you or met you before, Bob?
Well, you probably see me here on lament tonight at the desk. Oh, well, i mean like at a comedy show, though, haven't i seen? No, probably not i'm not i don't live in new york apologies okay i live i live in the Midwest, and uh so yeah oh okay i haven't performed with you or alongside you in a plausible show or a zoom mic anywhere? Oh, you might have seen me on the uh monthly comedy contest. Oh, okay. Okay. All right. Yeah. I usually show up for those. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Yeah. I haven't done one in a while. Maybe that's when it was. Yeah. You know what? It's not about me. It's about you. Huh? It's not about me. It's about you. We need to talk about you, Ted. Oh, well, no, I don't want to be selfish. Like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's all about me. Blah, blah, blah, blah. What does Ted like? What does he like to eat? Where does he like to go swimming? All good questions. Tai Chi? No, you know, Bob, it's a give and take conversation. You know, people want to know about, you know, what kind of guy you are. So, you know, we're going to give and take. But I'm just curious because I wanted to know.
Okay. So that's, uh, you want to go back to me? Yeah, let's go back to you now. Okay. All right. Okay. Okay. Your, your bio says, you know, you, uh, started doing these impressions uh i'm guessing we talked about your mother. So I'm guessing it was when you were younger. Now, do you, you said cats, birds, chimps, ghosts, vegetables? Do you only do, uh, do you ever do inanimate objects or does it always have to be animal based? No, there are vegetable impressions that I've written as well. Oh, okay. Give me a demonstration, like cauliflower? Oh, would you like to see that? Oh, okay. Oh, okay, a demonstration. Okay, here's, let's see, a squash with bad taste. Hey, everyone, how do you like my checkered pants?
Now, here's a zucchini. Well, let's see, a zucchini that has no moral values. Oh, I'm full of moral conundrums. I think all zucchini have no moral values, but that just may be. Well, that's a good philosophical point. Right. Oh, here's a green tomato. Hey, can someone tell me what I'm supposed to do? I haven't been trained. Now here's a fried green tomato. So, okay. So we've got vegetable, we've got animal vegetables. Do you do minerals? No, but that's a very good one. Yeah, I should try that. You know, the whole animal, vegetable, mineral thing, because there's a song on a Broadway show about that. Well, you know, granite and marble, you know, they don't do anything. They just sit on the ground. You know, that's kind of wacky to do a granite impression. It's crazy. You know, it might be a good, you know,
balance for things, you know, from the cats. I'll certainly give that a try, Bob. Yeah. Oh, I don't smoke. So have you done these things your whole life, these impressions this way? Or, I mean, when did this, you know, you're like, you wake up one morning and you're like, I want to do impressions that most people don't do. Well, you know, I, Been working steadily on my comedy career, and this is the kind of thing that's really taken off. I've tried doing edgelord material. I wrote this bit about smoking weed, playing with your pee-pee, and the Russo-Japanese War of 1905. Would you like to hear it? Sure. Okay. Hey, everyone. Have you ever fought in a war against the Russian fleet and they completely annihilate you? And you say to yourself, what the heck? Am I just smoking weed and playing with my pee-pee? I wrote that. There you go. But the impressions really took off. Yeah, that's good. Oh, I don't smoke. Okay.
to you, Bob. go back to me so so i'm like what where what was the antithesis of this was your list like i mean with the other stuff just wasn't working? And you're like, you know what? I think i would rather do, you know, kitten impersonations than doing historical uh masturbation material. Help. The historic stuff wasn't really going over at kids parties. So I figured, you know, why not try some impressions, see how it works out. You know, it's kind of clean comedy. Most people can relate to because most people have either a cat or a dog, sometimes both. Many people do eat vegetables. So it was easy enough to just move over to that genre of doing impressions that appeals to a wider audience.
Okay. Do you ever think about doing, you know, like fast food or anything like that? I'm a Big Mac and I'm, you know. Not yet, but I'll consider that. Possibly, I'll consider that. You know, I'm still working on this, you know, this whole thing, Bob. You know, it's just at the very crest of my career. Here's the crest. career and now it's cresting. Oh, you're cresting. So yeah, I'm still working on it yeah i haven't reached the apex yet. You know, this is good for all you geometry majors out there. Crest, apex, you know, optimal curve trajectory all that yeah later on i'll be discussing quantum equations. Oh, very good. You think this would play in the quantum realm? Well, that's where wally the happy talking neutrino comes in oh
But I find that I have to explain what a neutrino is because it's just not in the common parlance. Is it like a neutrino is like smaller than a red box? Yeah, exactly. The tiniest particle in the universe. At the moment. Okay, Mr. Buckyball, you got me there. Good point. At the moment, I think, because everything changes. And so they thought the smallest thing was dust. And then now we're all the way down. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I think Ben Franklin was like, dust is the smallest thing. Right. So Wally, the neutrino, has recently double crossed me. He has explained now to the audience on the stage that he's now Wally, the happy talking nutritionist. And so I have to go along with it because otherwise he won't perform live. So what are you going to do? You got your partner, you know, grows, evolves, and, you know, you have to grow and evolve with them. When you're at the bottom of the food chain, what are you going to do? Well, I wouldn't know]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10875Fri, 22 May 2026 13:35:58 +0000Bob LeMentThis Week On the latest episode of LeMent Tonight, host Bob LeMent sits down with Ted the Impressionist, an alt-comedy performer specializing in rapid-fire, absurdist impressions of animals, ghosts, and vegetables, such as a cat pretending to be a...bronco uh brad dang tootin good time show whoo that's a mouthful. And Gonzo Gala. Hey, everybody. It's Ted, the Impressionist. Welcome, Ted. Hello, Bob. How you doing? Nice to see you there shouldn't I? Yeah, it's great. I don't smoke. It probably fits in your impressions right there. There you go. Yes, thank you but well it's good to be here, Bob. So take it away. I'm sorry. Say that again. Take it away. Let's get some impressioning going here. Oh, okay. Right. I'm sorry. That's right. It's my cue. Sorry about that, Bob. Okay. Well, thank you, Bob. And hello everyone for you. A lovely audience out there. Okay. So many people enjoy cat impressions. And so why not have some cat impressions? Okay, great. Here's a cat.
pretending to be a backhoe. Always good for cleaning the litter box. Thank you, Bob. I wrote that. Okay. Now here's a cat as a microwave. Meow. Dinner's ready. Okay. Now, here are cats racing at the Indianapolis 500. Well, except for the Kyle Busch cat. Okay. Now, here is some dog impressions for you. A hillbilly dog convinced his dead father talks to him through his foot. you say paw now here's a dog as quality control inspector at the sandpaper factory rough i wrote that okay well and uh let's see here's uh hmm oh here's a dog actor in a tarantino western slowly dying in a hail of bullets Tino wrote that. Well, that's been a wonderful two minutes. I'm certainly glad to be here, Bob. Well, thank you very much. Thank you very much for inviting me here. Appreciate it. Oh, I don't smoke. OK, so how about you? Thank you very much. And, you know, a little triggering. But other than that, it's now where have I where have I seen you or met you before,...]]>2836false24fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/whose-bunny--72072576 Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/2aj6xyZjGOI Bob endures a teeth cleaning that becomes rather suspect, while Miles gets bad news about his sister, but not that bad. Whose Bunny Bad AI Transcript Magma in my eyes. In my eyes. Okay. Addict. Transportation kills. Hey, everyone smiles. Girls aren't them. See you later. Girls aren't them. Have a tater. I can't imagine Simon Le Bon saying have a tater. He was from Idaho. People think that he's British, but he's really from Idaho. There's all these subliminal potato lyrics that he put in. Who was the other guy? Nick Rhodes. Nick Rhodes was like, Simon, we can't have all these potato references. Or Ida. cheese and potatoes simon laban single-handedly got uh mcdonald's to only have idaho potatoes. Yeah. In the 80s, so. Before that, there was just any old farmer can sell mcdonald's french fry potatoes, but nope. His boat capsized in the 80s because it was full of potatoes. Full of potatoes. He was smuggling potatoes into the Isle of Man. That really happened in his boat sink or something. You're thinking of the Rio video where they're in suits on a boat. No, no, for real. No, he was like in a boating thing. He didn't get hurt. That's no boating accident. In a boating accident, yes.
I've heard you on the radio and I've seen you on the radio. I wouldn't look it up, but I don't. Smuggler's eyes. Smuggler potatoes. I can't something to do with gravy. I don't know either. It's kind of goofy tonight here, Miles. I just don't know the words to these songs anymore. I can't remember the words. I had a photographic memory from the 80s, but I lost it. Only on Sunday. Everybody just makes them up. It's okay. You can just look every one of these up if you wanted to. I'm going to get some letter from our fan CB now. Hey, man. That wasn't really cool. Blue Monday, blue day. Can you see things my way? So anyway, I went on a little trip. Take a little trip. Take a little trip. I had to go to San Antonio, Texas, everyone. Welcome to San Antonio.
antonio texas hey he followed charlie prize advice and went down to san antonio exactly charlie good old charlie pride you think that was his real name? I don't think he, he didn't look like a charlie or a pride to be honest with me. You know, I didn't know what his real name was, but we could look it up, but i'm not going to. Did you kiss an angel good morning? um So I'm in San Antonio, and my son tells me, if you're going to be in San Antonio, you have to get some fajitas. I guess they're famous for fajitas. I don't know. Okay. And I'm like, well, I love fajitas. That sounds good to me. Right? And so I was with another person down there, and so she had to put up with me for a day or so. Yeah.
she's like, what do you want for dinner? And I'm like, well, I've been told that we're in San Antonio, so we should go get some fajitas. And she's like, all right, whatever. Whatever, I care, right? So we go down the river walk, which is very nice. If you've ever been to the river walk, it's kind of like a weird oasis in the baked Texas landscape. And we just start walking along, and I mean, there's all these places, right? And I'm like, she's like, where are we gonna go i have no idea. I guess let's just walk for a while and we see one. We'll just go. So we found this place and i thought, well, this is, this looks like a good place to have some fajitas right looks nice. Nice place. Well, all these places uh in the river walk, because it's, it's a river, right? It's a concrete river. Let's be honest but
But it's got the weirdest vibe because, you know, as a child of the, you know, 70s and 80s, the only time I really saw this kind of behavior was in sleazy movies from that time period. Oh, okay. Guys would stand on the street and try to get you to go into Times Square strip clubs. Well, they have all these people at all these restaurants. They're not strip clubs. And they're like, hey, come eat here, right? Telling you that you should eat at their establishment. Now, they're not pushing or anything, but they're saying, hey, come eat. I mean, every one of them has got a person standing outside inviting you in. It's called a hype guy. Well, you probably were one at some point. Yeah, I was. I'm assuming. Under over bar. Yeah, I did that. Yeah, okay.
So I'm like, well, hey, this guy, he seemed real nice. He's like, yeah, come on up. We got, I got, you want patio? You want inside, outside, you know? And I know some Puerto Rican girls just down to me too. And so we sat on the patio. Was it Mick Jagger? No, it wasn't Mick. I'm getting to that. I'm getting to that. All right. So we get seated on the patio in the shade, which was very nice. And it was very, very nice outside there. And we're sitting there, and then I have this kind of slow realization as I'm looking around at all of the people working at this establishment. Yeah. And I'm like, holy shit, we're being waited on by the cast of Con Air. Oh, yeah.
Wow, harsh. Harsh. If you remember Nicolas Cage. Yes. Hey, get your hands off the falsena. party gets their own. And so we have these Joppa chips and salsas like Nick Cage. And then the waitress comes to take our order. Danny Trejo. But it's a woman. So it's this woman that looks like Danny Trejo. With a mustache. Yeah, with a faint mustache. Not quite as thick, right? Yeah. What do you want? Want specials? Anyway, I'm like, okay. She was very pleasant and a very good waitress, but I couldn't get over the fact that she looked like she could have been a cast member. And then, of course, the bus boy. It was all tasty. It wasn't like the I mean, to be honest, it was not the best fajitas I've ever had. And they were fine. And the lady I was with, she got some tacos or something. Anyway, it was all very, you know, good. It wasn't fantastic and everything. And then Bashimi comes to bust the table. You guys done? Money penny or you're done eating your tacos? Done. Yeah. Yeah.
Moneypenny isn't done yet. Go away. Yeah, no, it was just like weird because all these characters, you know what I mean? Yeah, right. The characters from the movie, I swear to God, it was just like, I was like, this is weird. Really weird. Was Cheech Marin there at all? No, the only con air. I did not see John Malkovich or Bing Rames, but. Yeah. I was trying to think who was in that movie. Williams was at the other table. So yeah, I spent a long time since I saw that movie. So, well, I can, you know, it was a great movie. Uh, I could quote it chapter reverse. If you want, he was one of the FBI agents, you know, and he was in the, he was, well, you know, he'd come walking through John Cusack. Yeah. Right. So, yeah, no, but it was, it was like, Oh my gosh. I'm like, and a lot, I mean, I, it,
this could have been people coming off that plane. I swear they all had, uh, you know, various, uh, signage on their neck and the arms and faces and everything. It was just, uh, right. Yeah. I was just like the best service. Everything was fantastic, but it was just kind of a trip, you know, a little bit of a show there. Mrs. Trejo, I'm going to give you a 10 on the, uh, That's right. On the Google review. I'm like, yeah, let me mash that five-star button for you. Yeah, no, she was very nice, but bad. She was, whew, yeah. It was a little rough on the looks there, you know what I mean? Moneypenny, how are your tacos, Moneypenny? They're great, James. Yeah, so it was all happening down there in San Antonio.
So did you slap yourself when you got back? You're like, you lying bastard. No, no, no. I told him, I'm like, hey, they were, you know, all right. Oh, you should have went to the street taco. You know, he's told me everything. And I'm like, you know, what are you going to do? You can't, you know, I'm with somebody else. You kind of have to go with the flow a little bit. I can't, I can't say, hey, we're going to go like four blocks over here where like there's buildings on fire and get some tacos. You know, you just can't do that for people. So. Uh, we were at the, we were in the river walk cause that was really nice area to go. So, yeah, I think, uh, I was, I think Reagan was still in office when I was there. Oh, well, but, uh, you know, everything was certainly, you know, good. It's just, I was hoping for something great. Yeah. And that wasn't, it wasn't, it was good.
It could have been worse, I guess, right? Oh, no, it could have been way worse. I've had way worse. But this, you know, it was good. I will say, and I'll give you the compliment here. I had chicken fajitas, which, you know, I kind of oscillate between the chicken and the steak. And your chicken fajita is better. Really? Yeah. I really enjoyed whenever. And it's probably been, what, 20 years ago. It's longer now. It may be. But anyway. Your chicken fajitas were better, I think, because you put a lot of butter on something. I'm guessing. I don't know. It's the sauce. Yeah, unfortunately. Thank goodness. Well, actually, you did cook them. I did watch you cook them, but I was watching with eagle eyes. And they were good. And they were fantastic. Those are my own fries in a bag. Well, better than fries in a bag. That's for certain. Mm-hmm.
So, yeah. But, no, a good time was had by all. And, you know, we put the bunny down and we left. There you go. Currently, but yes, we left. No, it was fine. It's interesting. I mean, it's just a, you know, like it's a Disney-esque corridor in the middle of San Antonio. And all the basemen]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10866Tue, 19 May 2026 18:14:14 +0000Bob LeMentMiles hangs out with the famous and unhinged, while Bob has an interesting dinner on the Riverwalk. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/https://www.staticradio.com/2026/05/02/static-radio-randomizer/ https://youtube.com/live/2aj6xyZjGOI... Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/2aj6xyZjGOI Bob endures a teeth cleaning that becomes rather suspect, while Miles gets bad news about his sister, but not that bad. Whose Bunny Bad AI Transcript Magma in my eyes. In my eyes. Okay. Addict. Transportation kills. Hey, everyone smiles. Girls aren't them. See you later. Girls aren't them. Have a tater. I can't imagine Simon Le Bon saying have a tater. He was from Idaho. People think that he's British, but he's really from Idaho. There's all these subliminal potato lyrics that he put in. Who was the other guy? Nick Rhodes. Nick Rhodes was like, Simon, we can't have all these potato references. Or Ida. cheese and potatoes simon laban single-handedly got uh mcdonald's to only have idaho potatoes. Yeah. In the 80s, so. Before that, there was just any old farmer can sell mcdonald's french fry potatoes, but nope. His boat capsized in the 80s because it was full of potatoes. Full of potatoes. He was smuggling potatoes into the Isle of Man. That really happened in his boat sink or something. You're thinking of the Rio video where they're in suits on a boat. No, no, for real. No, he was like in a boating thing. He didn't get hurt. That's no boating accident. In a boating accident, yes.
I've heard you on the radio and I've seen you on the radio. I wouldn't look it up, but I don't. Smuggler's eyes. Smuggler potatoes. I can't something to do with gravy. I don't know either. It's kind of goofy tonight here, Miles. I just don't know the words to these songs anymore. I can't remember the words. I had a photographic memory from the 80s, but I lost it. Only on Sunday. Everybody just makes them up. It's okay. You can just look every one of these up if you wanted to. I'm going to get some letter from our fan CB now. Hey, man. That wasn't really cool. Blue Monday, blue day. Can you see things my way? So anyway, I went on a little trip. Take a little trip. Take a little trip. I had to go to San Antonio, Texas, everyone. Welcome to San Antonio.
antonio texas hey he followed charlie prize advice and went down to san antonio exactly charlie good old charlie pride you think that was his real name? I don't think he, he didn't look like a charlie or a pride to be honest with me. You know, I didn't know what his real name was, but we could look it up, but i'm not going to. Did you kiss an angel good morning? um So I'm in San Antonio, and my son tells me, if you're going to be in San Antonio, you have to get some fajitas. I guess they're famous for fajitas. I don't know. Okay. And I'm like, well, I love fajitas. That sounds good to me. Right? And so I was with another person down there, and so she had to put up with me for a day or so. Yeah.
she's like, what do you want for dinner? And I'm like, well, I've been told that we're in San Antonio, so we should go get some fajitas. And she's like, all right, whatever. Whatever, I care, right? So we go down the river walk, which is very nice. If you've ever been to the river walk, it's kind of like a weird oasis in the baked Texas landscape. And we just start walking along, and I mean, there's all these places, right? And I'm like, she's like, where are we gonna go i have no idea. I guess let's just walk for a while and we see one. We'll just go. So we found this place and i thought, well, this is, this looks like a good place to have some fajitas right looks nice. Nice place. Well, all these places uh in the river walk, because it's, it's a river, right? It's a concrete...]]>2174false2719fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/catching-up-with-mike--72032788The Midnight CitizenMikes Bonfire https://youtube.com/live/7rqqxArqXig]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10853Sat, 16 May 2026 16:16:49 +0000Bob LeMentThe Midnight Citizen Mike is a multifaceted individual with diverse skills, including writer, filmmaker, actor, podcaster, and teacher. Join us as we catch up with what the heck Mike is doing now that he ended his long running show, the Midnight...The Midnight CitizenMikes Bonfire https://youtube.com/live/7rqqxArqXig]]>4212false31fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cookie-hygiene--71976608 Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/2q5jIg_041Y Bob endures a teeth cleaning that becomes rather suspect, while Miles gets bad news about his sister, but not that bad. 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Cookie Hygiene Bad AI Transcript [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/05/12/cookie-hygiene/" title="Cookie Hygiene" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/05/12/cookie-hygiene/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————-]]>2254false2718fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-devil-s-lake-monster-with-the-old-man--71932804The duo delves into a philosophical discussion on faith, imagination, and the supernatural. They conclude that modern technology often distracts from the mysteries of the universe, sharing stories of ghostly cigarette smoke and childhood sightings to emphasize that the world is far more mysterious than it appears. The Old Man Podcast https://youtube.com/live/DNZ8dzI53Fo Transcript (AI transcription) How come they call you the old man? Because look at me. I'm the old man. Oh, my gosh. Mondo Freako. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Mondo Freako. And I'm so glad that we have an elder with us tonight, the old man. I'm so glad to be here with you, Bob. Or should I call you Mondo? Mondo, right. Yeah, exactly. Call me Mondo. Mondo. But it's better than Freako, I think. Yeah. And it's fitting because it's Cinco de Mayo week. Well, there you go. See, look at that. We're fitting right in. Yeah. We're fitting right in. You know, real quick, you asked about, you know, me being called the old man. When I was doing the podcast with my son, he calls me up and says, hey, I need a co-host. I can't keep a co-host. They come and they leave. And I'm without a co-host. Will you co-host with me? For a couple of shows. I go, sure. And he goes, all right. He goes, so I go, but I don't want you to call me. I want you to call me. He goes, what do you want me to call you? I go, well, I don't want you to call me dad and I don't want you to call me Jim. I want you to call me the old man. Call me the old man. And I was golfing at the time and I see my golf buddies call me the fat man. Oh, well, yeah. And I mean, that's for you. That's all good too. You know? And so he says, really the old man, you want me to call you the old man? I go, yeah. He goes, all right. So he introduced his show as dread, not dread, not nine to eight with big rich and the old man. And it's been the old man ever since. Yeah. Well, it's better than if they called you a ball washer. I've been called that too. Uh, and then, and then, uh, um, Within a year, the girl I had as a co-host at the time, she just started calling me Tom. I go, why are you calling me Tom? She goes, the old man, T-O-M, Tom. So then that's how Tom came about. Gotcha. People were too lazy to say the old man. Well, you got to abbreviate everything. Yeah, everything's an abbreviation. That's the nature of living in the United States. Everything has to be abbreviated, right? So we're not the United States of America or USA, right? Acronyms, man. I tell you, I hate them because I never know what they're talking about. You're not versed, you know. Also, it keeps out the riffraff. Oh. I even have a book of acronyms. If someone writes something, I got to look it up and see if it's in the book. And now the book's outdated. I don't have the acronyms. Is it a handwritten book? Is that the idea? No, this is a regular. Oh, it's a real book. Oh, okay. Oh, hey, he's prepared. Let's see. Is that a first edition? Holy schmoly. The great big book of acronyms. Oh, there you go. Texting dictionary of acronyms go figure yeah i mean that looks like a good stocking suffer i mean, it is loaded. It is. Look at that well omg so they can find you at the old man podcast.com. I want to get this out of, you know, get this. plug right in here. So then that way we don't, we can just go on and move on to the the other stuff. Yeah. That's our web. That's uh that's my web page the old man.com that's my that's beyond x or Twitter. You can find yeah whatever you want to call it. And there i am on Facebook. Yeah. Just, uh, and you can listen on all podcast platforms, all, but all, but, um, I'll bet Spotify. I'm not on Spotify. No, no. Well, let me change that. Hold on a second. I, I, I got mad at Spotify and said, screw you. Ain't going to use you. Well, there you go. They kept, they kept, they kept kicking all. Yeah. Except Spotify. Yeah. But you can hear me on Spotify because I'm the co-host of Savage Unfiltered with Michael Jordan. Oh, there you go. Okay. Well, now I got to change that again. Change it back. Yeah, Jesus. Except for Spotify Savage Unfiltered. So I've got a question for you, old man. So here on Mondo Freako, we talk about weird things. And I always give everybody a quiz. Now, the question is, I always give the guest a choice. Do you want to take the quiz before I tell you what the question is? tell you more about the weird thing, or do you want to wait and hear about the weird thing, and then we'll take the quiz? Give me the quiz, man. Let's go. Hey, that's what I like to hear. Yeah, quiz. Quiz. That's a sport right there. That is a man after my own heart. Can you see that? I'm going to read it out to you so you don't have to be able to read it, but… Small for me but it's well yeah well get the cheaters out. I got them on that's all right. I'll read it out to you uh so i'm we're going to talk tonight i'll tell you what we're going to talk about. It's called the devil's lake Monster. The Devil's Lake Monster. Ah, and the quiz is about that. So, I got seven questions, and uh hopefully you know, we'll see how you do. Yeah, this doesn't even help. My eyes are that bad. Okay, go ahead. I'm ready. Here we go. Which indigenous people's oral traditions are the only source of the Devil Lake monster legend? Is it A, the Chinook and Klatsop peoples, B, the Silets and Tillamook peoples, C, the Kowakawak and the Haida peoples, or two guys named Silets and Tillamook who had a bad fishing trip? Hmm. If you want, I have a hint. If you want a hint, I'll give you one. Okay, go ahead. All right, you want the hint? Yeah. Think about the coastal peoples of the Oregon-Washington region who relied heavily on the sea. No. The catsup people. The A. A? The Chinook and the clatsup people. Let's see. Oh. Oh. Oh. It was the slits and the Tillamook people was the correct answer. Oh, the Tillamook. That's where the legend is rooted. Okay. That's all right. Out of the gate. It's okay. I know. The Tillamook's right. It's good cheese. It is great. All right. Let's go to number. Let's leave that behind us. You still got six more to go. You can still win this. You can still get better than 50%. All right. Where exactly is Devil's Lake? The monster's supposed home located. Okay. Is it near Lincoln City, Oregon? Near Salem, Oregon? Somewhere very cold, dark, and tentacle adjacent? Or near Portland, Oregon? I got a hint if you want it. Yeah, give me the hint. It's a coastal Oregon town known for its outlet stores and proximity to the ocean. Lincoln City. Oh, near Lincoln City. I was very confident. There you go. Yeah, baby. There you got that one. I was gonna say that without the end i was gonna say that without oh well there you see you already knew it. But that's okay. The hint's there if you want to use it, so. Okay. Now you're one and one. Here we go. Number three. What is the most distinctive physical description that sets the devil's lake monster apart from typical lake monsters? Is it A, an oversized freshwater shark with a forked tail? B, a massive mini-armed beast like a giant octopus, sometimes covered in coarse dark hair. C, a very large and very grumpy catfish with a serious personal space issue. Or D, a giant serpent with glowing red eyes. I have a hint if you'd like it. I'm going to go with D. I'm going with D. You're going with D? D. No one with a hint. Okay. Oh. Oh. That was a good guess, but it is a hairy octopus. Oh, that would have been my second guess. But the red eyes, the red glowing eyes. Oh, you like the red eye, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well, that's all right. Any kind of devil monster is going to have red glowing eyes. Well, you tried the devil aspect of things. You're right. Here we go. Let's go to number four. According to early legends, what was the monster's primary aggressive behavior? Toward people on the lake. Was it a, it would beach itself and block fishing trails on shore. It would steal fish a B it would steal fish from nets left out overnight. See, it would rise from the depths to capsize canoes and drag people under or D it left terrifying one-star reviews of local fishing spots. All right. Let me go with the hint. Let me go with the hint. All right. The creature wasn't shy and, It came up to meet visitors in a very unwelcoming way. I'll say tipping canoes over. Tipping canoes over. Let's see. That would be a C. It would rise from the depths to capsize canoes and drag people under. All right. Look at that. There you go. I made a little bit bigger for you. Hopefully, let's see if you can see that better. Oh, dang it. No, I still can't see it. You still can't see it? Okay. No. Bob, I'm old, remember? I'm the old man. That looks pretty good right there. Yeah, okay. Well, there you go. We'll go with that. Now, if I can get… There we go. Let's go to the next. So you got two and two. You're doing pretty good, actually. 50%. Number five. When did sightings of the Devil's Lake monster reportedly peak in more modern accounts? Was it A, the mid-20th century, B, B, every Halloween right after the candy runs out. C, the late 19th century. Or D, the early 20th century. Have a hint if you'd like. Yeah, give me the hint. Think of an era following the Victorian age, a time of rapid industrialization and growing public interest in the strange. 19th century. 19th century? Oh! You were very confident there. Oh, man. Modern times peak in the early 20th century. Following the Victorian age.]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10838Fri, 08 May 2026 15:35:00 +0000Bob LeMentThe Devil's Lake Monster Bob and "The Old Man" explore the legend of Oregon’s Devil’s Lake Monster, a unique "hairy octopus" creature. After a competitive trivia segment, the conversation shifts to personal paranormal experiences, including high-speed...The duo delves into a philosophical discussion on faith, imagination, and the supernatural. They conclude that modern technology often distracts from the mysteries of the universe, sharing stories of ghostly cigarette smoke and childhood sightings to emphasize that the world is far more mysterious than it appears. The Old Man Podcast https://youtube.com/live/DNZ8dzI53Fo Transcript (AI transcription) How come they call you the old man? Because look at me. I'm the old man. Oh, my gosh. Mondo Freako. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Mondo Freako. And I'm so glad that we have an elder with us tonight, the old man. I'm so glad to be here with you, Bob. Or should I call you Mondo? Mondo, right. Yeah, exactly. Call me Mondo. Mondo. But it's better than Freako, I think. Yeah. And it's fitting because it's Cinco de Mayo week. Well, there you go. See, look at that. We're fitting right in. Yeah. We're fitting right in. You know, real quick, you asked about, you know, me being called the old man. When I was doing the podcast with my son, he calls me up and says, hey, I need a co-host. I can't keep a co-host. They come and they leave. And I'm without a co-host. Will you co-host with me? For a couple of shows. I go, sure. And he goes, all right. He goes, so I go, but I don't want you to call me. I want you to call me. He goes, what do you want me to call you? I go, well, I don't want you to call me dad and I don't want you to call me Jim. I want you to call me the old man. Call me the old man. And I was golfing at the time and I see my golf buddies call me the fat man. Oh, well, yeah. And I mean, that's for you. That's all good too. You know? And so he says, really the old man, you want me to call you the old man? I go, yeah. He goes, all right. So he introduced his show as dread, not dread, not nine to eight with big rich and the old man. And it's been the old man ever since. Yeah. Well, it's better than if they called you a ball washer. I've been called that too. Uh, and then, and then, uh, um, Within a year, the girl I had as a co-host at the time, she just started calling me Tom. I go, why are you calling me Tom? She goes, the old man, T-O-M, Tom. So then that's how Tom came about. Gotcha. People were too lazy to say the old man. Well, you got to abbreviate everything. Yeah, everything's an abbreviation. That's the nature of living in the United States. Everything has to be abbreviated, right? So we're not the United States of America or USA, right? Acronyms, man. I tell you, I hate them because I never know what they're talking about. You're not versed, you know. Also, it keeps out the riffraff. Oh. I even have a book of acronyms. If someone writes something, I got to look it up and see if it's in the book. And now the book's outdated. I don't have the acronyms. Is it a handwritten book? Is that the idea? No, this is a regular. Oh, it's a real book. Oh, okay. Oh, hey, he's prepared. Let's see. Is that a first edition? Holy schmoly. The great big book of acronyms. Oh, there you go. Texting dictionary of acronyms go figure yeah i mean that looks like a good stocking suffer i mean, it is loaded. It is. Look at that well omg so they can find you at the old man podcast.com. I want to get this out of, you know, get this. plug right in here. So then that way we don't, we can just go on and move on to the the other stuff. Yeah. That's our web. That's uh that's my web page the old man.com...]]>3297false27fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lady-in-red-with-todd-van-allen-and-darcy-fiander-oshopod-com--71892138OSHOPOD.com https://youtube.com/live/q52idZ8IH6E Transcript (AI transcription) So I hear ghosts are warmer-blooded in Canada. Is that true, guys? Well, they certainly are not reptilian. No, we don't have cold-blooded ghosts. Oh, really? They're red-blooded Canadian ghosts up here. Darcy, do you agree with that assessment? Yeah, okay. Okay. Great riff. Great riff. Mondo Rico. Hey everybody and welcome to Mondo Rico. Today we've got a couple of Canadians with us today. How are you guys doing? Fantastico. And just because I said you're Canadian, you can identify as other than, I mean, maybe, is there differences in being in Canada? Or you can say, no, I'm an Albertan. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. There's that now. Yes. Okay. That has connotations that we'd rather not hop into at this point. Okay. It's a little early in the show for that. A Torontonian? Is that the word? Yes. And an Ottawa? Ottawa? An Ottoman? Yeah. An Ottoman. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. You guys don't identify? I'm an East Coaster originally. Yes. Okay. I'm from Nova Scotia. So you're like Anna Green's Gables or what? Not quite. That would be Prince Edward Island. But Nova Scotia, which means New Scottsdale, Arizona. A Scotian? Yes. Yes. See, it's funny because Darcy is a Torontonian who identifies as an East Coaster, and I am an Ottawa who identifies as a Torontonian. Oh, well… You guys need to have graphics or something whenever you come on to introduce all this. We're going to have arrows going all across the great white wall. It's nothing but strings and post-it notes and pictures of East Coast Donair and wings from the Wheat Sheaf. Wheat Sheaf wings. Well, this show is about the mysteries of the world. And I have a mystery, but every time we do a quiz and I give the person who's participating, the people in this case who are participating, the opportunity to either take the quiz cold about our topic today or get the information and then take the quiz. Depends how daring you are here.
Yeah, send me in cold coach. What it's about here, I can tell you what it's about. Don't even care. Bring it. Oh, you just want to go right to the quiz. Hop right in. I'm not looking up nothing. There we go. Let's do it. Quiz. Quiz. All right. Here you go. I just realized something. If I screw up, if I just screwed myself out of a prize, is… No, yeah, there's no prize. You guys might not be able to see this totally because it's probably really small, but this is our quiz here. I'm going to read all the questions and the answers, so don't worry about it if it's small on your screen. You're perfectly fine. All right? Yes. All right, here we go. First question. In which Canadian city is the Fairmont Royal York Hotel located? Is it… A, Ottawa…
B, Bikini Bottom, C, Montreal, or D, Toronto. And I do have a hint if you guys want that. Darcy, do you want to take this one? No, no, go ahead. Are you sure? Bikini bottom, obviously. Bikini bottom! For the win. Oh, no! Oh, my goodness. While residents there might see many ghosts of sunken ships, the Fairmont Royal York is strictly a dry land-based establishment in Toronto. Did you know that the Fairmont Royal York is a historic landmark and a prominent fixture of the Toronto skyline? For sure. It's tucked in. It's right across the street from Via Rail, from the Union Station in Toronto. In fact… You've been? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in fact, the Fairmont chains, like the Fairmont hotels in Canada, until they moved…
the railway stations, they were always across the street from a railway station. People would get off and then go immediately into the hotel. Fairmont Railways. That was their tagline. Fairmont Railways. Alright, next question. Number two. There's seven questions altogether. They're supposed to get more difficult as we go along. Who knows, though. What is the most distinctive feature of this spirit's appearance? According to witnesses at the Fairmont, right? Okay. In Toronto. Okay. A tattered maid's uniform, a vibrant red evening gown, a shadowy featureless cloak. Right. Or a bright red clown nose. I have a hint if you want it. Yeah, let's have a hint. Oh, let's do the hint. Yeah. Her name tells you exactly what color she is wearing. Oh, so it's obviously a bright red clown nose. Um,
No, I am going to say a vibrant red evening gown. Darcy, are you in on that? That's the sound of money that we're winning. Darcy, we're going to get so rich off of this. Much like just about every major chain establishment, you earn points. Which can be spent on our next visit. Right. Or possibly, unless we change our game. Right. So the vibrant red evening guy, you're right, the spirit is named after her striking crimson dress, often described as a formal gown from a past era. Okay. All right. You're doing great. You got one for one. One for one. What more could you want? Well, I'm going to say we actually got two, because we're screwing around on the first one. Technically, if you're going to hold us to it, then yes. Much like school, when you screw around, you lose. Okay. All right.
All right, next question, number three. On which specific floor of the hotel is the lady in red most frequently sighted? Oh, that's her name. Okay. The rooftop? Mm-hmm. The 13th floor? Right. The basement near the laundry? Mm-hmm. Or the eighth floor? I also have a hint if you'd like. I think we got to take hints. You want a hint? Take that hint, yeah. Yeah, yeah, hint, please. Oh, don't say, okay, thank you. It is an even-numbered floor in the single digits. It is 13. I just used my math degree. Woo-hoo! No, it's the eighth. It's the eighth. We're screwing around here. We're not screwing around here. Eighth floor? Yeah. All right! There we go. That's right. The eighth floor is the most cited location for sightings of the lady walking the hallway. That's amazing.
I think my wife has to stay there next week and I'm going to make sure she's on the eighth floor. Yeah. I'm going to call her at the end of the hallway. Cause that's where she probably disappears. I'm guessing. Yeah. All right. Which of the following sensory details is often reported by guests who believe they have just missed an encounter with her. Okay. The smell of wet dog, the smell of burnt toast. Okay. That's a stroke, right? Okay. The faint sense of old fashioned perfume, which is, male of sulfur, which is what? Okay, well, we'll see. That's there all the time. Yeah. That is, that is in the fairmont royal York. Yeah. That is just omnipresent, so it's something needs to cut through that um also known as petticoat central yes yes darcy i i feel like a hint is necessary. Do you, are you feeling oh is there a hint a hint there's always a hint oh great yeah that's always a hint
All right. Think of a subtle fragrance a woman in an evening gown might wear. Yeah, sulfur, just like farts. The scent of old-fashioned perfume. So I guess she walks around all over the place, right? Did I see you and agree? You concur? Yeah, I can see. Are you sure? I knew you were looking at wet dog. Are you sure? Okay. All right, I guess we're going to see. You haven't even got to her ghost dog rover. Right, exactly. All right. Pickles, no. The faint scent of old passion perfume. Oh, my gosh, look at this. Wow, wow, wow, wow. I'm saying at this point, you've got like 0.3 cents. Okay, all right. Just like coupons, you can turn them in for cash. Still better than PC points at this point. All right, you're doing good.
Three for one. Great. One more. You're over the top. It's seven questions. You get more than 50%. I think you're good to go. Here we go. Question number five. What unusual behavior is the Lady in Red often observed doing before she disappears? Okay. A, ordering a pizza from the front desk. B, aggressively checking her non-existent smartphone. C, arguing with an invisible person. Right. Or D, stepping into an elevator somewhere. that is not there. Okay. So I, I have to, I have to tell you something. Um, the last time i was at the, uh, royal uh, York, um, we, uh, we had just got back from a friend of ours wedding. And when i got back, I have done all of those things. So stepped into a non-existent elevator yeah it was painful
My wife told me it was our clothes closet, but whatever. Okay, sure. All right. Too bad you weren't on the eighth floor. I know. She might be collecting insurance money. Darcy, what do you think? You want the hint? Of course we want the hint. Darcy's place is safe. I'm guessing Darcy's school record is not very marked up, where Todd's possibly is In a Filofax. Oh, yeah. Yes. They converted it to microfiche. Yes. Yeah. It involves a common method of hotel transportation. Well, then for sure it's pizza, right? Like that's, of course it is. No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to sully our record. Darcy, it sounds like elevator to me. How about you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, stepping onto the elevator that's not even there. Oh, my gosh. Look at that. She thought it was a closet. That's right. A common report describes her walking into the elevator b]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10830Wed, 06 May 2026 14:26:12 +0000Bob LeMentLady in Red During a lively episode of the podcast Mondo Freako, the host welcomes Canadian guests Todd and Darcy for a deep dive into the paranormal, centered around a trivia quiz about Toronto’s historic Fairmont Royal York Hotel. The discussion...OSHOPOD.com https://youtube.com/live/q52idZ8IH6E Transcript (AI transcription) So I hear ghosts are warmer-blooded in Canada. Is that true, guys? Well, they certainly are not reptilian. No, we don't have cold-blooded ghosts. Oh, really? They're red-blooded Canadian ghosts up here. Darcy, do you agree with that assessment? Yeah, okay. Okay. Great riff. Great riff. Mondo Rico. Hey everybody and welcome to Mondo Rico. Today we've got a couple of Canadians with us today. How are you guys doing? Fantastico. And just because I said you're Canadian, you can identify as other than, I mean, maybe, is there differences in being in Canada? Or you can say, no, I'm an Albertan. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. There's that now. Yes. Okay. That has connotations that we'd rather not hop into at this point. Okay. It's a little early in the show for that. A Torontonian? Is that the word? Yes. And an Ottawa? Ottawa? An Ottoman? Yeah. An Ottoman. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. You guys don't identify? I'm an East Coaster originally. Yes. Okay. I'm from Nova Scotia. So you're like Anna Green's Gables or what? Not quite. That would be Prince Edward Island. But Nova Scotia, which means New Scottsdale, Arizona. A Scotian? Yes. Yes. See, it's funny because Darcy is a Torontonian who identifies as an East Coaster, and I am an Ottawa who identifies as a Torontonian. Oh, well… You guys need to have graphics or something whenever you come on to introduce all this. We're going to have arrows going all across the great white wall. It's nothing but strings and post-it notes and pictures of East Coast Donair and wings from the Wheat Sheaf. Wheat Sheaf wings. Well, this show is about the mysteries of the world. And I have a mystery, but every time we do a quiz and I give the person who's participating, the people in this case who are participating, the opportunity to either take the quiz cold about our topic today or get the information and then take the quiz. Depends how daring you are here.
Yeah, send me in cold coach. What it's about here, I can tell you what it's about. Don't even care. Bring it. Oh, you just want to go right to the quiz. Hop right in. I'm not looking up nothing. There we go. Let's do it. Quiz. Quiz. All right. Here you go. I just realized something. If I screw up, if I just screwed myself out of a prize, is… No, yeah, there's no prize. You guys might not be able to see this totally because it's probably really small, but this is our quiz here. I'm going to read all the questions and the answers, so don't worry about it if it's small on your screen. You're perfectly fine. All right? Yes. All right, here we go. First question. In which Canadian city is the Fairmont Royal York Hotel located? Is it… A, Ottawa…
B, Bikini Bottom, C, Montreal, or D, Toronto. And I do have a hint if you guys want that. Darcy, do you want to take this one? No, no, go ahead. Are you sure? Bikini bottom, obviously. Bikini bottom! For the win. Oh, no! Oh, my goodness. While residents there might see many ghosts of sunken ships, the Fairmont Royal York is strictly a dry...]]>2240false26fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expired-coupons--71881513 Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/T6BL9iu83Dg Miles gets stunk out at the office, while Bob speaks ill of yogurt. Expired Coupons Bad AI Transcript Won't you take me too? Welcome to Texas. This is Bob. freestyling and profiling Miles Title, Static Radio. styling and profiling. Is that what you said? Yeah. Okay. Because I'm dope. You're dope. That's for sure. Dope. Dopey. Dopey. No, come on, man. Oh, man. You all be tripping, man. My name's Humpty. Like a dumpty. Yeah. It doesn't even faze me. It doesn't even faze me. Please don't tase me. I'm stepping tall, y'all. I love the digital underground. I know. You introduced me to the digital underground. I know. I'm sorry that guy's dead, man. I know. It's horrible. And NWA. And NWA. I don't know them as well, but yes. No, I mean, you introduced me to them as well. I didn't know them before. Public Enemy. Public Enemy. Public Enemy.
I called 911 a long time ago. 911 a long time ago. All of that stuff. All that good stuff. Yep. Oh, my goodness. That's fantastic. Yeah, isn't it? God, we're so old. Goodness, you know how old Cool Breeze is now? He's like older than us. Cool Breeze. Cool Breeze. Yep. Or Fred? Yeah. Fred, yeah. Who says… Who says Weekend at Bernie's is a good movie? Do you remember that? He was so angry. There was a gentleman… There was a gentleman at the college radio station who was in the next office over, and I said I enjoyed Weekend at Bernie's, and he apparently did not. He went off? Who? Wow. I've never saw anyone get that angry over Weekend at Bernie's before. Yeah. I was like, wow, you set Fred off. Holy shit. I didn't know that would trigger him, man. I didn't.
Of all the movies I could have said, I would never have guessed that one would have possibly led to violence. I really like that weekend. Who? Who the fuck? Who the fuck? I thought that was hilarious. So, Fred, I'm sorry. Yeah, Fred, I never got a chance to say I'm sorry because I'm glad you really didn't hurt me. Yeah, Fred was nice. He was a tall guy. He was a big guy. Yeah, he just wasn't having it, man. Like, weak in it. i just talking about that just reminded me of that situation, so. There was no agree to disagree, man. It was just like oh no it was just disagreeing with you. Yeah, like there's gonna be some problems. You say that again hey hey hey it's just a movie, man.
you take your damn damn hands i know that's how i felt like oh fuck this this guy oh my goodness gracious me oh what a fun time yeah one time to be alive you know essentially the i've only been punched in the face once, actually. Really? I was surprised about that. I think it should have been at least a half a dozen or You would think that, listening to me? Yeah. I am a jerk. The kind of things you say to people? Yeah. Do you mean like this to anyone? That did not lead to… He's gone. He dumped on me now. You're going to have to do something there, Miles. You are not on. We can't hear you now. Oh, what a night. Late December. There he is. Now he's back. I'm sorry. I don't know what happened there. I never got hit in the face for saying Cunning Lingus to a nice young lady. No, I didn't say that. Yeah. I didn't say it at all.
I have people who have witnessed that told me that you said that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, I am surprised you've never been hit in the face more often. Just once. I did get sucker punched once, yes. Yeah. I mean, as a young man. As an old man, you know, people just don't hit old people, so. Like a violent attack. I've only been violently attacked once my whole life, so. Mm-hmm. Let me think here. I mean, this was not accidental. This was someone actually that enraged. Yeah, no, they like attacked you, right? Yeah. But I was sucker punched, you know. Whatever. Call it what you will. You got punched in the face. I got punched in the face. So what? I see. I've been punched in the face several times. Yeah. I'm sure you're not surprised by that. I, you know, you look like a guy that could handle himself, though, you know.
Although I think at least a couple of them were women. No, not for that reason. I'm not sure where this is going. I had an ex-girlfriend who punched me in the face. Laura? No, Laura didn't punch me in the face. Why would she punch you in the face? Every once in a while, I see you smile. No, another girlfriend punched me in the face. Why? I wasn't the most likable person at that moment. Was that the girl that was like holding your stuff when you're having to pee or something? Yeah. Correct. Although it was a very, we had a very stormy stormy relationship. Yes. Really? You seem like such a nice guy. I can't believe that that would happen. Yeah. And I'm pretty sure… I mean, it wasn't a girlfriend. I think another woman punched me in the face. Wow. Okay. I don't remember exactly. Was it Meg? No, I think I was drinking. Oh. That's why I try not to drink too much. Yeah, although… That's not really why, but anyway. Yeah. But yeah, I'm surprised you haven't gotten hit more in the face.
Uh, I got punched to the nuts once. Cause I got a friend told a girl to do it. And so she did it. And she's like, I can't hit that small target. No, she was right on. He goes, he goes, why don't you punch miles in the penis? And literally, literally within a nanosecond, she had done it. Oh, wow. She's very, uh, compliant there. He was like very susceptible to, Yeah, very, yeah. Like MKUltra or something. MKUltra girl. Punch him in the nuts. Okay, boom. Yeah, it was kind of like that Star Trek movie where that little thing's in your check-off seat and he has to obey. It was like that. I was like, why don't you just hit him in the nuts? You ever watch that show Dollhouse that was all about sleepers? She's like a sleeper agent.
They say a word, and they just start tearing shit up. Wasn't that a Charles Bronson movie, Telephone? That was. I'm talking about Dollhouse. I don't know where you got Telephone in it. Well, no. Isn't that like a thing? Like some secret word triggered these people to kill people? Oh, yeah. It's a similar story. Yeah. Gotcha. It's the same idea, isn't it? Yeah. The same thing. Yeah. Yeah. There's a… There's a word that triggers you. It's called work, and then you don't do any. So, so far, that's been working out for you. Oh, I have done work in the past. You're like Maynard G. Krebs from Dobegill. It's work, work. That's even before my time, for Christ's sake. I got praised once on the job at a factory job.
Only to find out my brother told me later, he's like, well, they usually have like the, uh, challenged people do that, what you were doing. And I'm like, oh, thank, well, thank you. I'm, I'm glad to hear that, that I great. Thank you. Yes. So they beat a bunch of challenged people, you know? Well, better that, you know, better beaten them than nobody. I was like the king, you know, like, wow. Huh? I'm the king of wishful thinking. Yeah, pretty much. That was me. I'm like, oh, to heck. I'm trying. Do you have a story? I'm trying to think if I've got a story. I do. I had to decide. Let me have it. I don't know. I said I was going to go with one, but then something happened this morning. I had to change it. Something good happened. All right. Yeah. So I had to. Long story short. Yeah.
Get punched in the face by a woman? No, that has never happened as far as I know. Okay. But I had to share a car with my wife this morning. Is this some kind of euphemism or something? No, that was pretty much straight on. We're going to share a car this morning, honey. Okay. Yeah, it's a long story. I had to Anyway, I wish we had a bench seat. He's like, we got to get going. We, I can really not be late. I've got some meetings today. Oh God. That's all she needs to say to you. She does not obviously have the same job as you, but she kind of has to travel from time to time. Like you, not excessively like you, but you know, right. And she had to be at the certain workplace and,
you know, before eight o'clock I said, okay, well I go, do you want to drive? Cause you actually drive faster than me. She goes, no, no, no, no, don't. I thought, okay. And, uh, yeah, don't let, if you let her drive, it's like ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. You ever see the movie to live and die in LA? Yeah. It's like that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Chance. Chance, we're going the wrong way the freeway. Yeah, that's like, yeah, this is my wife driving. I feel very nervous like okay yeah i rode with her. Holy shmoly Yeah, I mean, I don't think my driving, but i know hers is worse than mine so and um right we got it going, and, uh,
There's a, I can see that this semi is going to turn in front of us and then like be in front of us down this road that we are traveling on, which I know is going to delay our trip because, you know, we're a little bit of a time thing. You know, she's, she wasn't, you know, being too crazy, but she's like, I really have to be there. I cannot really be late. And, uh, so, uh, i hear her phone ring. She's, you know, attached to her phone like 24 7 right? Right. Oh yeah. I, I, uh, did not know she had her earpiece in. So I hear the phone ringing, excuse me. And then, um, she hadn't picked up yet. So anyway, at this point i've caught, I've caught up to the semi. I go, man, you goddamn cocksucker right in the way. Oh my gosh. It's all in the cocksucker.
Next thing you know, Oh, hi, uh, Jennifer. She's shooting me a look because. You said cocksucker when Jennifer was on the pho]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10819Tue, 05 May 2026 21:28:40 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets stunk out at the office, while Bob speaks ill of yogurt. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/https://www.staticradio.com/2026/05/02/static-radio-randomizer/ https://youtube.com/live/T6BL9iu83Dg Miles gets stunk out at the... Subscribe Random Show Click Below https://youtube.com/live/T6BL9iu83Dg Miles gets stunk out at the office, while Bob speaks ill of yogurt. Expired Coupons Bad AI Transcript Won't you take me too? Welcome to Texas. This is Bob. freestyling and profiling Miles Title, Static Radio. styling and profiling. Is that what you said? Yeah. Okay. Because I'm dope. You're dope. That's for sure. Dope. Dopey. Dopey. No, come on, man. Oh, man. You all be tripping, man. My name's Humpty. Like a dumpty. Yeah. It doesn't even faze me. It doesn't even faze me. Please don't tase me. I'm stepping tall, y'all. I love the digital underground. I know. You introduced me to the digital underground. I know. I'm sorry that guy's dead, man. I know. It's horrible. And NWA. And NWA. I don't know them as well, but yes. No, I mean, you introduced me to them as well. I didn't know them before. Public Enemy. Public Enemy. Public Enemy.
I called 911 a long time ago. 911 a long time ago. All of that stuff. All that good stuff. Yep. Oh, my goodness. That's fantastic. Yeah, isn't it? God, we're so old. Goodness, you know how old Cool Breeze is now? He's like older than us. Cool Breeze. Cool Breeze. Yep. Or Fred? Yeah. Fred, yeah. Who says… Who says Weekend at Bernie's is a good movie? Do you remember that? He was so angry. There was a gentleman… There was a gentleman at the college radio station who was in the next office over, and I said I enjoyed Weekend at Bernie's, and he apparently did not. He went off? Who? Wow. I've never saw anyone get that angry over Weekend at Bernie's before. Yeah. I was like, wow, you set Fred off. Holy shit. I didn't know that would trigger him, man. I didn't.
Of all the movies I could have said, I would never have guessed that one would have possibly led to violence. I really like that weekend. Who? Who the fuck? Who the fuck? I thought that was hilarious. So, Fred, I'm sorry. Yeah, Fred, I never got a chance to say I'm sorry because I'm glad you really didn't hurt me. Yeah, Fred was nice. He was a tall guy. He was a big guy. Yeah, he just wasn't having it, man. Like, weak in it. i just talking about that just reminded me of that situation, so. There was no agree to disagree, man. It was just like oh no it was just disagreeing with you. Yeah, like there's gonna be some problems. You say that again hey hey hey it's just a movie, man.
you take your damn damn hands i know that's how i felt like oh fuck this this guy oh my goodness gracious me oh what a fun time yeah one time to be alive you know essentially the i've only been punched in the face once, actually. Really? I was surprised about that. I think it should have been at least a half a dozen or You would think that, listening to me? Yeah. I am a jerk. The kind of things you say to people? Yeah. Do you mean like this to anyone? That did not lead to… He's gone. He dumped on me now. You're going to have to do something there, Miles. You are not on. We can't hear you now. Oh, what a night. Late December. There he is. Now he's back. I'm sorry. I don't know what happened there. I never got hit in the face for saying Cunning Lingus to a nice young lady. No, I didn't say that. Yeah. I didn't say it at all.
I have people who have witnessed that told me that you said that. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, I am surprised you've never been hit in the face more often. Just once. I did get sucker punched once, yes. Yeah. I mean, as a young man. As an old man, you know, people just don't hit old people, so. Like a violent attack. I've only been violently attacked...]]>1805false2718fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mowing-last--71718434 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/ExBzspEVrg8 Bob channels James Mason and asks Miles for an apology, while Miles entertains Mr. Miagi, trying to put together a lawnmower. Mowing Last Bad AI Transcript Oh, no, no. here tonight, building in for Bob. How is everyone? Gee, fantastic. Are you there? You disconnected me a twat. He apparently is having some trouble with his technology. Oh, I'm appearing twice again. That is an affront to civilization as we know it. you tonight, Miles? I've already introduced you. Oh, I see. Uh, yeah, no good. I don't really like to come in like this, but that's all right. Well, I'm not sure what you mean. Late, perhaps? Late? My God, you show up like six minutes late this motherfucker is all like you don't know your fucking web dude! My God, damn, man, fuck. you Here in the Queens country, we are never late. Christ almighty. Somebody's got a big chip on their shoulder tonight, don't they? I hope you're not like this on that poor guy that talks about corner gas. Jesus Christ. Fuck. He's never late. He's never late. It's amazing. Oh, come on. Bullshit. Never. He's never late. I was a little late. I had some choring to do. Choring? Is that slang for something? I'm not so…
convinced you know, there's uh do you know who dana gould is? No, I think so. Yes. He's a comedian. I think so. Yes. And he does. I don't know how he does this. This is a good question. Maybe you have an idea because you are a shyster and you know how to rip people off. Yep. He does a show called, uh, the famous Dr. Z where he plays Dr. Zaius. He's actually in Planet of the Apes makeup and the suit of Dr. Zaius. And he pretends… Okay. Hello? Yeah, he pretends that he is Dr. Zaius. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me? No, it said I've been disconnected. I'm sorry. Continue. Yeah, okay. You're back again? I guess. Okay, continue. So he plays Dr. Zaius and does a talk show as if he's been around since Planet of the Apes movies have been out, and he does impersonation and everything, right? That was my idea. I wonder how he gets away with that. That was my idea. Was it?
Yeah. We recorded on the show here? Well, I didn't say that, but i mean, yeah, it was my idea yeah i just i thought it one day. Okay. Yeah. Well, he does it. And so i'm thinking now i should do i should be i should do james mason and i'll dress up like james mason and do a whole show like i'm james Mason. Uh, well, you've got less hair than you did. Well, he wore a wig, so will I. It's all good. Wait, what? No. Yes, he wore a wig. Of course he wore a wig. All those people wore wigs. They did? They still do. No, come on. You name a person, and I'll tell you if they wear a wig or not. Bert Convy. Of course you wore a fucking wig. Bert Convy? That's the most stupidest thing.
John Wayne, for Christ's sake. Rip Taylor. A wig. Yes, a wig. Okay. All right. I don't know. John Connery. Wig. Wig. Rug. Yeah. Yeah. He wore a wig. He wore a wig. Whatever. Oh, jeez. I think that would be… So, I mean, if Dana Gould can get away with Dr. Z, I'm sure I could get away with… Who's paying attention to David… Or not David Niven. Who's paying attention to James Mason at this point? David Niven. Same difference. I was going to do David Niven, but I thought it was too highbrow. Yeah, David Niven's not… I don't know that I could do his voice, but James Mason, of course I can. Yeah, his is more stylized. That's right. He talks like this, and he's… It's so good to be alive. Yes. So tell me, Miles, who do you blame for your lateness?
Is it an Apple thing? You blame your mother. Is it your mother's fault? Or possibly a young lady? Lolita! I can have a co-host. Lolita could be my co-host. Lolita! There you go. I can tell you're not even enjoying this idea in the least. No, it's really gone on like 10 minutes longer, and I really wanted it to, to be honest. That's because I started it before we started recording. I know, and it's kind of a swing and a miss at this point. I'm like, okay. Hey, by the way, I've been instructed. I have notes here. I've been instructed to tell you, and my wife was not very enamored with your choice to let her die. in your because she's she's injured currently and she couldn't get away from the zombies and or sharks. I just had a movie idea we built upon it and uh she's not happy that that was, you know. You kind of took it to a dark place and uh i just said, okay, well, okay. What? How did i take it to a dark mine was uplifting where everyone lives when you change it around like
Maybe you could kill off my wife. I'm like, well, I guess. Yeah, I think that you can play the game. That wasn't me. Thanks a lot. I watched that shitty shark movie that you were bitching about. Thanks a lot, jackass. I told you not to watch it. Because then my wife's like, oh, let's watch it. Bob watched it, so it must be highbrow class. Yeah. Oh, my God. What a horrible fucking movie. I told you. It's horrible. I told you. Why would that Academy Award winning guy be in a thrash or whatever it's called? Cash. Yeah. You know you'd fucking do it in a heartbeat. You'd be like, yeah. A million? Two million? Sure. I'll do it. Yeah. Sure. I'll show you my ass. Yeah. Why not? A million. I can live with myself. Yeah. What do you mean? You live with yourself now. Yeah, right. I'd do a Dirk Diggler if his money paid right. Yeah. I was going to say.
It'd be kind of… A little dangle. A little… Yeah, thanks a lot. Watch it. Maybe a little… Yeah. More like Billy Birdie, you know? Yeah. So, yeah. So, anyway, she told me to make mention of that. Sorry, Mrs. Lumet. Sorry. They all can't be winners. Mason in person. I was going to try to do that the whole time, but I don't think I can, so… Please, yeah, at this point, stop. Oh, Miles. I really, everyone is tuned out at this point, believe me. They tuned out before they started. Even CB is like putting a rope around his neck right now. He's like, I can't, I can't. Listen to this for five more minutes. I'm a diehard, I can't do this. Yeah, I mean, the guy's listened since like 1972 when we started this. I can't, I can't. My life is over.
He'd be doing like auto erotic, erotic. Yeah. Goodness gracious. Yeah. So yeah. Anyway, I was just, Oh, got me. Oh, Crazy world, man. Crazy world. So the other morning I was driving early in the morning. And I think, what are the odds of this? I drive in early in the morning and there's this truck in the ditch. But it's not in the ditch like, you know, just nose first in the ditch. It's like driven apparently at a high rate of speed to where the wheels are hanging in the ditch, all four wheels. Because it's like somehow they've driven… in this ditch that was like different widths, I guess you'd say, or like narrower and it got wider where it was being held up on the sides of the fenders and stuff. And the wheels were just hanging down the ditch. Oh, it wasn't me either. It wasn't me. The hitcher. I don't know. I was just like, I, it was at a corner. So I assume they were drunk and lost control and then just drove right into this ditch and kind of got,
Did you go to Decatur High School like I did, buddy? He goes, pardon, pardon. Oh, there we go. Oh, Christ. Why? Why, God? My pickup truck is stuck in the ditch. Oh, my God. Why, God? Why? Anyway, I just thought that was probably the most interesting thing I saw all week was like, wow, that's weird. And then that night, I'm grilling my dinner. And this guy walks up and says he needs a tow. No, and there's that truck. truck is on the back of a flatbed, and they pull into my, you know uh gated community turn around, apparently. And it's the same truck. They come pick it up, and it's like on a on a they pulled it up onto a flatbed. Holy shit, I'm in the movie Duel. Holy shit. I was like, what the heck i'm like, what the hell? What are they doing down here? I don't know. That's the most, that's,
I'm sorry. That's the most interesting thing that happened to me this week. You don't want to hear about this. That or the fact that I've talked about going swimming. I go swimming. Now, every time I go swimming, all the old ladies ask how my wife is doing. Well, she's in a coma and she may not pull out. No, they know she hurt her foot. Did you murder her? No. And so this week I had to go and I go, yeah, her foot's still hurt. And my friend made up a movie where zombies come and kill her because she can't get away. I just thought it'd be funny. She's got one of those little knee scooter things. I just thought it'd be funny. The scooter is not good for rough terrain and she just gets bogged down. You've got to go downstairs with it. Yeah.
Much like RFK, I left her in the dust. See ya! See ya! Cheryl! Cheryl! Can you believe it? No, I do. Every second time or something, they're all like, how's your wife doing? I'm like, she's fine. She's fine. She's fine. yeah oh yeah it's all yeah i'm just like i don't think that the i don't think that, you know, that situation were reversed. Yeah. That this would be happening oh uh were you married? Yeah. No, there would be nothing to be like, thank god you got rid of that lump. Where's that ugly woman with the glasses that comes with you all the time? That swims topless all the time. That swims topless, that's right. No, it's my husband, Sparky. With the areola sticking out. Yeah, I don't think that… Is that a friend of Peter Ustinov that comes here every once in a while? Yeah.
I don't think that these two things would be the same. I think there'd be a lot of, you know, oh, really? Oh, I never knew. Really? Here? They came here? To this place? I don't think so. There's a card. I remember. H]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10774Tue, 28 Apr 2026 22:07:19 +0000Bob LeMentBob channels James Mason and asks Miles for an apology, while Miles entertains Mr. Miagi, trying to put together a lawnmower. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/ExBzspEVrg8 Bob channels James Mason and asks Miles for an apology, while Miles entertains Mr. Miagi, trying to put together a lawnmower. Mowing Last Bad AI Transcript Oh, no, no. here tonight, building in for Bob. How is everyone? Gee, fantastic. Are you there? You disconnected me a twat. He apparently is having some trouble with his technology. Oh, I'm appearing twice again. That is an affront to civilization as we know it. you tonight, Miles? I've already introduced you. Oh, I see. Uh, yeah, no good. I don't really like to come in like this, but that's all right. Well, I'm not sure what you mean. Late, perhaps? Late? My God, you show up like six minutes late this motherfucker is all like you don't know your fucking web dude! My God, damn, man, fuck. you Here in the Queens country, we are never late. Christ almighty. Somebody's got a big chip on their shoulder tonight, don't they? I hope you're not like this on that poor guy that talks about corner gas. Jesus Christ. Fuck. He's never late. He's never late. It's amazing. Oh, come on. Bullshit. Never. He's never late. I was a little late. I had some choring to do. Choring? Is that slang for something? I'm not so…
convinced you know, there's uh do you know who dana gould is? No, I think so. Yes. He's a comedian. I think so. Yes. And he does. I don't know how he does this. This is a good question. Maybe you have an idea because you are a shyster and you know how to rip people off. Yep. He does a show called, uh, the famous Dr. Z where he plays Dr. Zaius. He's actually in Planet of the Apes makeup and the suit of Dr. Zaius. And he pretends… Okay. Hello? Yeah, he pretends that he is Dr. Zaius. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. Can you hear me? No, it said I've been disconnected. I'm sorry. Continue. Yeah, okay. You're back again? I guess. Okay, continue. So he plays Dr. Zaius and does a talk show as if he's been around since Planet of the Apes movies have been out, and he does impersonation and everything, right? That was my idea. I wonder how he gets away with that. That was my idea. Was it?
Yeah. We recorded on the show here? Well, I didn't say that, but i mean, yeah, it was my idea yeah i just i thought it one day. Okay. Yeah. Well, he does it. And so i'm thinking now i should do i should be i should do james mason and i'll dress up like james mason and do a whole show like i'm james Mason. Uh, well, you've got less hair than you did. Well, he wore a wig, so will I. It's all good. Wait, what? No. Yes, he wore a wig. Of course he wore a wig. All those people wore wigs. They did? They still do. No, come on. You name a person, and I'll tell you if they wear a wig or not. Bert Convy. Of course you wore a fucking wig. Bert Convy? That's the most stupidest thing.
John Wayne, for Christ's sake. Rip Taylor. A wig. Yes, a wig. Okay. All right. I don't know. John Connery. Wig. Wig. Rug. Yeah. Yeah. He wore a wig. He wore a wig. Whatever. Oh, jeez. I think that would be… So, I mean, if Dana Gould can get away with Dr. Z, I'm sure I could get away with… Who's paying attention to David… Or not David Niven. Who's paying attention to James Mason at this point? David Niven. Same difference. I was going to do David Niven, but I thought it was too highbrow. Yeah, David Niven's not… I don't know that I could do his voice, but James Mason, of course I can. Yeah, his is more stylized. That's right. He talks like this, and he's… It's so good to be alive. Yes. So tell me, Miles, who do you blame for your lateness?
Is it an Apple thing? You blame your mother. Is it your mother's fault? Or possibly a young lady? Lolita! I can have a co-host. Lolita...]]>2007false2717fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/radio-wars-for-april-24-2026--71640467Too Hard for the Radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XttmkVr52hI]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10762Sat, 25 Apr 2026 19:43:57 +0000Bob LeMentBob LeMent and the "one-armed madman" engage in a freewheeling discussion about the pervasiveness of artificial intelligence, government power dynamics, and the blurring of the line between reality and staged events. They touch upon a variety of...Too Hard for the Radio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XttmkVr52hI]]>4407false11fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lement-tonight-for-april-23-2026--71618796Yeah. Any kind of achacha. That was my achacha. That was the Jimmy Durante thing. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's frosty. You couldn't believe it. Yeah. Yeah, that's like the saddest Christmas cartoon. Yeah. I mean, it still plays, so… I know. People know him, but they don't know him. One of those kind of things, right? Yep. Yeah. So… Let me give you a little introduction here. I know we just ran right into it, but Michelle Durante is a professional comedian, former New York Police Department detective. I better watch myself here. Who transitioned from a career in law enforcement to the stage. After graduating from the School of Visual Arts in New York City and serving as a detective in the South Bronx, she pursued her interest in stand-up comedy by attending Stand-Up University on Long Island. Wow.
Her comedy is noted for its edgy observational style, which draws heavily upon her unique perspectives that she gained while on the force. Yep, on the job. Now, come on. So, I mean, were you out on the street every day busting people? What was it like being a detective in New York? I worked in narcotics, so we were out every… Single day, except when we all had court. We'd have a court day. Yeah. Because the days would line up that we'd all, we'd have to go to court. So we'd all have, we'd all have a court day. You know what I mean? But yeah, we were out there. Yeah. Oh yeah. Was it tough? I mean, that sounds horrible, honestly. It wasn't, you know, it wasn't horrible. I mean, you know, I worked with very good people and I, and we had a lot of fun. You know, the people that we locked up,
For the most part, you know, they were like the hand-to-hand. You know, they were never the kilo king or queens, you know? Yeah. You know, and I remember we locked up this one guy. I locked up this one guy, two white guys, and they had a Honda, a small Honda. And I remember they came out of a building. You know, they didn't make a, they blew a red light or whatever. And we stopped them. We had the uniformed guys stop them. And so, you know, we're talking to these guys. They were from Accord, New York. And it turned out the guy had 200 bundles of heroin on him. Oh, my Lord. I remember bringing him in the back. And I said, bro, listen, this is a class A felony. This is like a murder. So I don't know if you want to help yourself out. He goes, no, I'll just take the hit. I go, okay, no problem, bro. I respect you for that. You know? So, I mean, there was things like that, that, you know, I mean, yeah.
you know, you're not like you weren't there to, to, uh, you know, ruin their lives, so to speak. They were already out there doing it to them. Right. Yeah. They kind of already started that process. Right. Yeah. And you know, the guy, and we never really, you know, like the guys that would like take, they had one Sergeant that was big on taking like the guys for possession, you know, and you don't want to go with a heroin addict through withdrawal through central booking. Cause I'm going to be with this guy for the next eight hours. Right. You know? So, like, we used to let him sniff his dope, and then he'd hand the bag, and then we'd lock him up, you know, for possession that way, this way. You know? Because it's like, he's got to get his stuff, man. Wow. You know, that is very refreshing to hear. You know, you always see these things where it's so harsh and everything, and here you are, you know,
Trying to be as humane as possible, given the circumstance. Yep, and I worked in Bronx Narcotics from, I think, 1996 to, like, 2007. You know, I mean, I worked there, and honestly, that's what happened. You know, that's what used to happen. Nobody, you know, there'd be, like, incidents that, you know, like maybe… you know, somebody got shot or, you know, whatever. A perp got hurt or something like that. But it was never anything, you know, like, we were never on the news. Let's put it that way. Oh, gotcha. It was all kind of just happened in day-to-day kind of stuff. Right. And plus it was the Bronx, and the Bronx is the most underserved community, you know, as far as housing. Like, it'll never be gentrified.
I'm very surprised it ever gets gentrified and nor should it be because they should be affordable housing and it shouldn't be just garbage housing. Right. You know, and unfortunately the Bronx was one of those neighborhoods that was like basically disassociated and disregarded because Robert Moses built the cross Bronx expressway right through it and just tore up neighborhoods. Right. Yeah. There's a fascinating doc. It's weird. segue but fascinating documentary on, on how the boroughs yeah got divided by all the roadways and the subway and so forth. Yeah. There's a book i i forget the name of it about robert moses it's like it's like this i have it over on my bookshelf over here. I have to get the name of it, but, um, yeah, he did a lot of that. Like, that's why there was no, you know, like the parkways were just made. because if you know people from the city, they don't have cars, you know, it's stupid.
Right, that's right. What are you going to do with it, right? It's just a big burden. Right, and, you know, whatever, you know, that's how he did it. Yeah, I think, yeah, he got carte blanche to do whatever he wanted, and so he's just like, okay, we're going through here, boom. He actually, in the book, it says, like, he actually, you know, then he got all these different positions, because he would, like, finagle his way in, like, see, I did this, but unfortunately… I live on Long Island and right now the Robert Moses Causeway that takes you to the bridge, to the beach is like last year. I remember me and my niece were driving and I'm like, well, I don't know about this. And like two weeks later, like pieces, some guy was out there on the great South Bay boating and he sees pieces of the bridge coming down, coming off of it. No, no, it's okay. And then, but now they're fixing it. So it's like, you know, that thing is ancient, that bridge. We got to get some spackle out here.
You got to get something out there. You know who's working on that bridge. It's all the blacks and Hispanics that are working on it. All the people that he prejudiced against. Yeah. Well, that was part of the thing was he would cut neighborhoods because of their racial makeup. Oh, yeah. He was huge. Like even like when you see how when like the housing, especially in New York City, the housing projects, the way they're built, they're built like like very industrial, almost like they're brick buildings with like large iron gates around them, you know, and there's like, they're not, but they're not very like, they're not inviting you know what I'm saying? Like, it's, it's just the way it is and they get and they actually have a controversy about one of the, one of the housing projects is so bad that they want to, the tenants want to actually buy it. Yeah. And make it like they're, you know, or at least manage it themselves yeah
Because, you know, it really is like it's a shame because like, you know, they were made for people like, you know, low income. But like, it doesn't mean, you know, you have to let like they just are unbelievable. Right. Yeah. I worked with a team that we were undercover in the housing projects. We would have undercovers that actually like lived in the housing projects. Wow. And that's deep. they moved in, you know, they would set up the apartment with like pictures. And the only two people that knew was like the police commissioner and the person in charge of who gets the apartment. Cause they had to move them up on the rent list, like the housing list. Right. Right. Yeah. And then we would just do them in there and we were, you know, and it was amazing cause we would be in the Bronx and like, okay, you know, you do the takedown at three o'clock in the morning and you know,
bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, no media coverage or anything. And, you know, because you don't want them to be able to notify their friends. That's right. You don't want word to get out. And so funny is like, I might]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10754Fri, 24 Apr 2026 18:41:15 +0000Bob LeMentThis Week Durante shares insights into her unique transition from law enforcement to stand-up comedy, noting how her experiences on the force provided a foundation for her observational humor. She also discusses the logistical realities of her time in...Yeah. Any kind of achacha. That was my achacha. That was the Jimmy Durante thing. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's frosty. You couldn't believe it. Yeah. Yeah, that's like the saddest Christmas cartoon. Yeah. I mean, it still plays, so… I know. People know him, but they don't know him. One of those kind of things, right? Yep. Yeah. So… Let me give you a little introduction here. I know we just ran right into it, but Michelle Durante is a professional comedian, former New York Police Department detective. I better watch myself here. Who transitioned from a career in law enforcement to the stage. After graduating from the School of Visual Arts in New York City and serving as a detective in the South Bronx, she pursued her interest in stand-up comedy by attending Stand-Up University on Long Island. Wow.
Her comedy is noted for its edgy observational style, which draws heavily upon her unique perspectives that she gained while on the force. Yep, on the job. Now, come on. So, I mean, were you out on the street every day busting people? What was it like being a detective in New York? I worked in narcotics, so we were out every… Single day, except when we all had court. We'd have a court day. Yeah. Because the days would line up that we'd all, we'd have to go to court. So we'd all have, we'd all have a court day. You know what I mean? But yeah, we were out there. Yeah. Oh yeah. Was it tough? I mean, that sounds horrible, honestly. It wasn't, you know, it wasn't horrible. I mean, you know, I worked with very good people and I, and we had a lot of fun. You know, the people that we locked up,
For the most part, you know, they were like the hand-to-hand. You know, they were never the kilo king or queens, you know? Yeah. You know, and I remember we locked up this one guy. I locked up this one guy, two white guys, and they had a Honda, a small Honda. And I remember they came out of a building. You know, they didn't make a, they blew a red light or whatever. And we stopped them. We had the uniformed guys stop them. And so, you know, we're talking to these guys. They were from Accord, New York. And it turned...]]>2640false23fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/travis-walton-story-with-jeff-from-poduty--71599328Poduty.com https://youtube.com/live/fNi_FsZuRO8 Transcript (AI transcription) So, Jeff, did you Poduty today? I did it twice, actually. Good for you. Welcome everybody to Mondo Freako. I'm glad you could do it. Yeah, you got to keep it going. We're going to talk today to Jeff Revilla, or I like to say Jeff Revilla. The San Francisco treat. From Fiduti, and he is going to be our guest, and he'd like to know what we're going to I'm not going to believe it, but I'm ready to hear it. Okay. We're going to talk about the Travis Walton abduction case. Interesting. Are you a fan of UFOs or UAPs or any of that business or any of the U's? I do. I'm a big fan of all the U's. Western PA has some great history. We have a place called Kecksburg, which is a UFO. I have been there.
Yeah, so you know, Western PA, we got Bigfoot and UFOs. Yes, the wood booger. Yeah. I have been to Kecksburg, and behind the volunteer fire department is the ship that supposedly crashed in the woods. They have it. The acorn, right? The acorn, that's right. I pulled in there and took pictures of the acorn at one point in time, yeah. I love Kecksburg. I wish you'd have done Kecksburg. Why didn't I think of that? Oh, what do you know? What do you know? You would have thought that maybe I would, I would be on to you and I would have studied that. And that's what I'm, I'm waiting for the show to be about. Well, Travis Walton was from, uh, uh, I think it's Scottsdale, Arizona. So other end of the world, really. I know nothing about Scottsdale compared to the Kecksburg. So, uh, typically, well, first of all, let's get the, let's get the, the, uh,
plugs in here because we have to, and I, uh, and i wish that i would have had this ready, but I, I just realized i don't well you're contractually obligated. Yeah. I want to, I want to talk about paduti.com right so this is a jeff's got a program or it's more than a program. It's a whole network. Well, it's a theater space, a physical space. Oh, right. That's right. It's a, it's, it's, Brick and mortar and virtual. Yeah, we do it all. We're a one-stop shop. You could actually take an Uber, come out into the theater, do your show, call your Uber while you're still on stage, get out of there, and I'll sell you the money that I owe you for doing the performance. So it's an easy turnkey way to produce a podcast, and you can do a live audience or a virtual audience. Or both. Do them all. Yeah, do them all. That's our tagline. Do them all.
Do them all. Okay. Well, that's an interesting tagline. I will say that. And I believe it's at Padooty on most of the socials, I'm guessing. Yeah, or if I screwed it up, it could be Padooty Live or Padooty Pods. But mostly, if you do, I'm the only Padooty in the world. Oh, there you go. And so what would, like if somebody wanted to do it. So you are in Tarritum. Correct. Which is not too far from Pittsburgh. Get ready to do your drafts. I think the NFL draft is here, and they've taken over the entire city. Really? Yeah. Is that because of that show, The Pit? Yeah. That's right. It's got McConaughey and Noah Wiley. They're drafting football players. Are they really? Oh, wow. That's interesting. So if somebody wanted to utilize the space or…
I know you do a show called Padooty in the News, which I was on. How would they get a hold of you? Yeah, Padooty.com, P-O-D-U-T-Y.com. It's a lot of fun, handshake deals. You either like working with me or you don't. And if you don't, we don't do it again. But if you do, we'll do some more gigs together. That's funny. You don't like it, you don't. You go in between. Yeah, you're going to like it. is there a Pittsburgh accent? Would you, do you have a Pittsburgh type type accent I don't know if I do I people say I do like, I, if you can't hear it, then I don't know if it is, but like, you know, you go downtown there and that like, it sounds weird when I try to do it you go downtown there and that yeah it's because I would think that, so like I live in St. Louis and so there's two,
major cities in Missouri, St. Louis and Kansas City. And we sound exactly the same. But over there, you have Philadelphia and Pittsburgh are two major cities, right? And they're on either end of the state, kind of like here. But you guys have different accents, don't you? Yeah, different accents, different sandwiches. It's a big cultural divide. Oh, yeah. I've been to Philadelphia. I had a Philly cheesesteak at Pat's. You were a Pat's guy, not a Geno's guy. Well, no, I had both, but I can remember Pat's. Yeah. Geno's, underwhelming. Because they're across the corner from each other. We went and we had both, but I think my son, who was very much into this, he likes Pat's, and so Pat's was the winner. Um, but I think we had both and I know we had both, but, uh, yeah. So what's the equivalent out in Pittsburgh? I mean, like you eat a bar of steel. What's the deal. We grew up on just iron shovels of iron. You probably see it. If you ever watched Monday night football or any kind of sports show, they always show this one sandwich from Pittsburgh. It's called a Permanente sandwich. It's the one that has the meats, the cheese, the,
The coleslaw, the French fries, the tomatoes, and two thick slices of like one-inch Italian bread. It's called a Primanti sandwich. It's about five inches tall, and it weighs probably five pounds as well. It's a perfect cube. How do you spell that? P-R-I-M-A-N-T-I-S. Primanti Bros. Ah. Manti Bros. Okay. I've heard this, but I don't remember. Let's see if… The next time you're in Kecksburg, I'll buy you a Permanis. Well, here, I'm going to… Let me see if I can get this over here. Technology. And let's see if I can throw it up on the screen here. You see? Throw it up. There we go. Does that look like it? That's a Permanis sandwich. That's it. Oh, look at that. Romantic sandwich. That's a lot. When you said French fries, I couldn't remember until you said French fries. Yeah, the French fries. And the coleslaw isn't like some coleslaws are like a creamy dressing. This is like a really fine angel hair shredded cabbage tossed with like an oil or more like with a vinegar, a little bit of salt, pepper, and sugar. Apparently, J.D. Vance got sick on one of these. That's why he keeps showing up in my pictures. I don't know what the hell that's for.
I think they got sick of him and they threw him out. Yeah, maybe. He looks a little oozy in that one picture. They wouldn't serve him, I'm pretty sure. They declined service. They declined. So, well, that's good. I'm glad to know because I was in Kecksburg area. We actually were on the edge of Pittsburgh. We did not go into Pittsburgh proper when I was visiting. Oddly enough, I went there specifically to go to Kecksburg. Not a lot of places stay in Kecksburg. Okay. Once you got the photo, you were pretty much done with the town. Pretty much, yeah. I don't think it was a place to get lunch, as I recall. That's it. They didn't have a sandwich for me. I guess I could have hit up the fire department, but they weren't having the fish fry or anything. Yeah, chili cook-off. Yeah, chili or anything. It was just like, oh, we're here. And then we ended up having to go into the edge of – outskirts, I guess, the suburbs of Pittsburgh to stay and so forth. Yeah.
Well, um, Oh, there's some Padootie up there. That's good. Anything else you want to promote before we move on to the next part? No, I, you know, I'm afraid to promote anything else. I don't know how much I want to be attached to, depending on what I say in the next half hour, but, uh, just remember Padootie.com and we'll catch up later. Yeah, there you go. Well, thanks. Everybody should go check it out. It's fantastic. And, and if you're happened to be in the Pittsburgh, uh, in the Terratum area, you should go to the theater. Check it out. We do monthly meetups to meet other podcasters, other content creators. We do a magic show or a comedy show or maybe just hang out. I don't know. We talked briefly earlier. A lot of times what I do is I will tell you the story of the Travis Walton abduction, but
I also do a quiz, and I give the guest a choice. Do they want to try to do the quiz first or hear the story first? Because some people are really into these things, and they already know, or they just want to see how they do. What say you, Jeff? Well, my instinct is you've been a guest on another show I produce as a trivia show, so I'm a trivia host, which means I know everything, so I should be able to do this quiz beforehand and ace it. That's my prediction. I know everything. Okay. I know it al]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10744Thu, 23 Apr 2026 22:31:58 +0000Bob LeMentTravis Walton Story This episode of Mondo Freako features a lively discussion between the host and guest Jeff Revilla, the founder of the Poduty theater and network in Tarentum, Pennsylvania. The conversation blends local cultural anecdotes, such as...Poduty.com https://youtube.com/live/fNi_FsZuRO8 Transcript (AI transcription) So, Jeff, did you Poduty today? I did it twice, actually. Good for you. Welcome everybody to Mondo Freako. I'm glad you could do it. Yeah, you got to keep it going. We're going to talk today to Jeff Revilla, or I like to say Jeff Revilla. The San Francisco treat. From Fiduti, and he is going to be our guest, and he'd like to know what we're going to I'm not going to believe it, but I'm ready to hear it. Okay. We're going to talk about the Travis Walton abduction case. Interesting. Are you a fan of UFOs or UAPs or any of that business or any of the U's? I do. I'm a big fan of all the U's. Western PA has some great history. We have a place called Kecksburg, which is a UFO. I have been there.
Yeah, so you know, Western PA, we got Bigfoot and UFOs. Yes, the wood booger. Yeah. I have been to Kecksburg, and behind the volunteer fire department is the ship that supposedly crashed in the woods. They have it. The acorn, right? The acorn, that's right. I pulled in there and took pictures of the acorn at one point in time, yeah. I love Kecksburg. I wish you'd have done Kecksburg. Why didn't I think of that? Oh, what do you know? What do you know? You would have thought that maybe I would, I would be on to you and I would have studied that. And that's what I'm, I'm waiting for the show to be about. Well, Travis Walton was from, uh, uh, I think it's Scottsdale, Arizona. So other end of the world, really. I know nothing about Scottsdale compared to the Kecksburg. So, uh, typically, well, first of all, let's get the, let's get the, the, uh,
plugs in here because we have to, and I, uh, and i wish that i would have had this ready, but I, I just realized i don't well you're contractually obligated. Yeah. I want to, I want to talk about paduti.com right so this is a jeff's got a program or it's more than a program. It's a whole network. Well, it's a theater space, a physical space. Oh, right. That's right. It's a, it's, it's, Brick and mortar and virtual. Yeah, we do it all. We're a one-stop shop. You could actually take an Uber, come out into the theater, do your show, call your Uber while you're still on stage, get out of there, and I'll sell you the money that I owe you for doing the performance. So it's an easy turnkey way to produce a podcast, and you can do a live audience or a virtual audience. Or both. Do them all. Yeah, do them all. That's our tagline. Do them all.
Do them all. Okay. Well, that's an interesting tagline. I will say that. And I believe it's at Padooty on most of the socials, I'm guessing....]]>2240false25fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bad-movies--71559161 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post THE LEMENT DELUGE A 90-Minute Action Spectacular CHARACTERS

• BOB LEMENT (50s): A former combat engineer turned survivalist.
• SARAH (30s): A local hydrologist trapped at the estate.
• THE HORDE: A swarm of reanimated corpses.
• THE PACK: A school of 200+ aggressive bull sharks.

ACT I: THE BREACH (0:00 – 30:00) EXT. LEMENT ESTATE – NIGHT The Lement Estate is a fortress of iron and concrete nestled against a massive, government-built flood wall. Rain lashes down. Bob Lement patrols the perimeter. He spots the "Shamblers"—the undead—emerging from the treeline. He engages with a suppressed rifle, thinning the numbers. INT. LEMENT ESTATE – CONTINUOUS Sarah, hiding in the basement monitoring station, screams as a tremor hits. The pressure gauges hit red. SARAH Bob! The wall! The integrity is failing! EXT. FLOOD WALL – MOMENTS LATER Bob races toward the wall as it buckles. The concrete shrieks. With a sound like a thunderclap, the wall shears open. A massive, high-velocity surge of river water pours through, sweeping the incoming zombies away instantly. But as the water clears, the real terror emerges. Dark, muscular shapes launch themselves through the breach. Bulls. Dozens of them, surfing the floodwater toward the house. ACT II: THE FEEDING FRENZY (30:00 – 75:00) EXT. THE SUBMERGED YARD – CONTINUOUS The house is now an island in a raging, man-made river. The zombies that survived the impact are trying to wade toward the porch. A Bull Shark breaches the surface, its massive jaws snapping a zombie in half at the waist. The water turns into a chaotic churn of grey flesh and rotting limbs. INT. SECOND FLOOR – CONTINUOUS Bob and Sarah watch from the balcony. BOB They’re not just eating the dead, Sarah. They’re patrolling. SARAH They’re trapped in the estate grounds because of the sediment berms! They’re hungry and they’re confined! ACTION SEQUENCE: Bob and Sarah must move from the house to the reinforced workshop (a detached structure) to activate the emergency pumps. To get there, they have to navigate a catwalk above the water. Sharks jump, snapping at their boots. Zombies grab at the catwalk supports. Bob uses a high-powered spear gun—designed for shark defense—to pin sharks to the mud while Sarah uses a flare gun to ignite floating debris, creating a "fire moat" to deter the predators. ACT III: THE FINAL FLOOD (75:00 – 90:00) EXT. THE WORKSHOP – NIGHT They reach the workshop, soaked and exhausted. The water is rising. BOB If I open the secondary sluice gates, we can draw the water and the predators out into the low-lying basin. But I need someone to manually crank the intake valve inside the tunnel. SARAH That’s underwater, Bob! BOB (A grim smile) I’m a combat engineer. I’ll make it breathe. Bob dons a makeshift rebreather. He dives into the churning, shark-infested hell. Underwater, the scene is visceral: a strobe-light effect of lightning illuminating sharks circling, teeth flashing. Bob reaches the valve. A massive Bull Shark, scarred and blind in one eye, charges. Bob uses his diving knife, driving it into the shark's gill slit. He turns the valve. THE CLIMAX The suction is immense. The water—and the sharks—are dragged violently through the drainage tunnels. The zombies are swept away in the wake. The water recedes, leaving the estate a graveyard of shark teeth and shredded remains. EXT. LEMENT ESTATE – DAWN Bob crawls back onto the porch. Sarah pulls him up. They look out at the landscape, now quiet. BOB Think that’s the end of it? SARAH (Looking at the dark water) Nature has a long memory, Bob. FADE TO BLACK. https://youtube.com/live/gAB0ndR8_8Q Bob blames Miles for the terrible movies being made for the streaming services, while Miles pitches a film idea where Bob gets killed by zombies and maybe sharks. Bad Movies Bad AI Transcript [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/04/22/bad-movies/" title="Bad Movies" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/04/22/bad-movies/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————-]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10737Wed, 22 Apr 2026 13:40:53 +0000Bob LeMentBob blames Miles for the terrible movies being made for the streaming services, while Miles pitches a film idea where Bob gets killed by zombies and maybe sharks. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post THE LEMENT DELUGE A 90-Minute Action Spectacular CHARACTERS

• BOB LEMENT (50s): A former combat engineer turned survivalist.
• SARAH (30s): A local hydrologist trapped at the estate.
• THE HORDE: A swarm of reanimated corpses.
• THE PACK: A school of 200+ aggressive bull sharks.

ACT I: THE BREACH (0:00 – 30:00) EXT. LEMENT ESTATE – NIGHT The Lement Estate is a fortress of iron and concrete nestled against a massive, government-built flood wall. Rain lashes down. Bob Lement patrols the perimeter. He spots the "Shamblers"—the undead—emerging from the treeline. He engages with a suppressed rifle, thinning the numbers. INT. LEMENT ESTATE – CONTINUOUS Sarah, hiding in the basement monitoring station, screams as a tremor hits. The pressure gauges hit red. SARAH Bob! The wall! The integrity is failing! EXT. FLOOD WALL – MOMENTS LATER Bob races toward the wall as it buckles. The concrete shrieks. With a sound like a thunderclap, the wall shears open. A massive, high-velocity surge of river water pours through, sweeping the incoming zombies away instantly. But as the water clears, the real terror emerges. Dark, muscular shapes launch themselves through the breach. Bulls. Dozens of them, surfing the floodwater toward the house. ACT II: THE FEEDING FRENZY (30:00 – 75:00) EXT. THE SUBMERGED YARD – CONTINUOUS The house is now an island in a raging, man-made river. The zombies that survived the impact are trying to wade toward the porch. A Bull Shark breaches the surface, its massive jaws snapping a zombie in half at the waist. The water turns into a chaotic churn of grey flesh and rotting limbs. INT. SECOND FLOOR – CONTINUOUS Bob and Sarah watch from the balcony. BOB They’re not just eating the dead, Sarah. They’re patrolling. SARAH They’re trapped in the estate grounds because of the sediment berms! They’re hungry and they’re confined! ACTION SEQUENCE: Bob and Sarah must move from the house to the reinforced workshop (a detached structure) to activate the emergency pumps. To get there, they have to navigate a catwalk above the water. Sharks jump, snapping at their boots. Zombies grab at the catwalk supports. Bob uses a high-powered spear gun—designed for shark defense—to pin sharks to the mud while Sarah uses a flare gun to ignite floating debris, creating a "fire moat" to deter the predators. ACT III: THE FINAL FLOOD (75:00 – 90:00) EXT. THE WORKSHOP – NIGHT They reach the workshop, soaked and exhausted. The water is rising. BOB If I open the secondary sluice gates, we can draw the water and the predators out into the low-lying basin. But I need someone to manually crank the intake valve inside the tunnel. SARAH That’s underwater, Bob! BOB (A grim smile) I’m a combat engineer. I’ll make it breathe. Bob dons a makeshift rebreather. He dives into the churning, shark-infested hell. Underwater, the scene is visceral: a strobe-light effect of lightning illuminating sharks circling, teeth flashing. Bob reaches the valve. A massive Bull Shark, scarred and blind in one eye, charges. Bob uses his diving knife, driving it into the shark's gill slit. He turns the valve. THE CLIMAX The suction is immense. The water—and the sharks—are dragged violently through the drainage tunnels. The zombies are swept away in the wake. The water recedes, leaving the estate a graveyard of shark teeth and shredded remains. EXT. LEMENT ESTATE – DAWN Bob crawls back onto the porch. Sarah pulls him up. They look out at the landscape, now quiet. BOB Think that’s the end of it? SARAH (Looking at the dark water) Nature has a long memory, Bob. FADE TO BLACK. https://youtube.com/live/gAB0ndR8_8Q Bob...]]>1871false2716fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bottle-service--71330528 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/r95ZbxHYsQs Miles helps Desiree with a personal issue, while Bob changes his ordering procedure. Bottle Service Bad AI Transcript Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world? And if you did, oh, she crying, crying, hey. I'm lying here with Linda on my mind. Hey everyone, this is Miles. Is that Conway Twitty? Yes, Conway Twitty, yeah. Are you a Twitty, what do they call those, Twitty Titties? What do they call those women that like Conway Twitty? I didn't know it existed, but I guess. Back in the day. I see. something like that. They had some kind of, you know, funny name for them. Uh, not where i came from, but okay. Yeah. Really? I was really, you know, those women with the like bleach blonde, tall hair, you know, where they had keep going out went out and bought like the leaning tower, a piece of hair for their head. Oh yeah. Yeah. That big beehive kind of bullshit you know yeah well we're going way back here, folks.
Way back. Way back. Classic. I've got to tell you. Welcome, everybody, to the show. We're glad you're here. Thanks for listening. Really appreciate it. taking donations for the miles title ER fund. gone so much lately that, you know, he really needs to put in for a, you know. I need some adderall people, so come on, man. If everybody would just, here's my po box, mail me all your leftover drugs. Yeah, anything. Yeah. That would be like if you remember the soupy sales thing where he said to take Oh, yeah. Yeah, that would be you. You'd be like, I'll take any. Leftover prescriptions. Yeah. Don't even have to label them. And breast milk. Yeah. That'd be weird. Yeah. That was a weird thing to say. Yeah. Yeah. Fresh or frozen. I actually saw that on a, like one of those community boards there on something like some days I, I got plenty. So if anyone's interested. And look, that's a weird question. Now, would you give your, well, I know you would take it yourself, but would you give your child someone else's breast milk?
I don't know how that works. Is that right? I mean, I don't know. I mean, you give other people milk and that doesn't seem right. Well, I know. I mean, what if the woman's a tweaker or something? You know, I don't know. People call me the space cowboy. Got breast milk on Craigslist. You see some weird stuff sometimes. I don't know. Some people call me. Miles title. I'm down with the breast milk of love. I like a sippy cup full of bee juice. Oh, I hope my family's not listening. Please. God. Yeah. If my nephew's listening, this is all scripted. So if you're listening, I'd be forced to read this. He's got blackmail material on me that I cannot shake all the way from my college days. Yeah, basically.
So I've been forced to do this all these years because of it. I could not tell my story without… Don't blame your old Uncle Miles. It's not his fault. I'm trying to think of… I traveled and you think I would have funny things to talk about. Do you like to go out and eat? I did. Well, this is kind of funny because… Not because it was inherently funny, but I got an out to eat story for you. And you love to judge people. So go ahead. Continue. How's that breast milk tasting right now? So I was working out of town and I needed to get some food. I did not eat lunch. I skipped lunch because I didn't. I don't know. They had this kind of bagel sandwich thing going on. And I was thirsty for a teat. And then they'll have this stuff all over. I cannot stand my food smeared with other juicy condiments. Like breast milk? Or whatever. Yeah. If you put a little cornstarch in it, you can thicken it up.
Make it into a nice spread. Put a little strawberry into it. It'll taste great. It's like quick. I'm like, okay, I'm skipping lunch because they threw all the sandwiches in a big kiddie pool full of mayonnaise or something. I'm like, I cannot. No, I'm not going to have that. It's not the salad I ordered. And they're like, Bob, do you want some lunch? I'm like, no, no. You know, there's always in the movie or whatever where somebody's not going to touch whatever it is, like shaking their head. No, no, that was me. But Marie, I am awful thirsty. Yeah, and so I skipped lunch. So I was really hungry, but then I had to do an evening thing. So I've wanted, I know you're going to,
Was that like Buffalo Bill's dance in the Silence of the Lambs? Was that your evening thing where you talk a little and start dancing? That's right. What size are you? I picture that's your evening thing. Would you eat mayonnaise? I'd eat a mayonnaise so hard. I'm not eating the mayonnaise. It puts the mayonnaise on the bagel. It's the lotion in the bagel. I only had an hour to go get something to eat and get back. The problem was this venue was nowhere near anything. I wanted to have a nice salad and a steak. So I drove, they're both healthy. So, yeah, exactly. So I was, uh, I was sitting there not paying attention, which I should have been and looking up and I'm like, oh my gosh, I could eat a steak and get a salad and a steak here at the hotel. And it's going to cost me like $60. I know it was a fancy place and I'm like, but there's an outback about 15 minutes away.
Yeah. So I hightail it to the Outback during my time. Mm-hmm. You know, I'm driving. You know, you hear like Dukes of Hazzard music in the back. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Because I'm down at Lake of the Ozarks, which is already Dukes of Hazzard country. You get to the DV car. Come on. Yeah. So I go screaming into the Outback, and I get seated. And this nice lady comes over is going to be my waitress. And she's like, well, you want to drink? And so I told her and, um, and then she comes back and she took a little long with the drink. You know what I mean? Sorry. I was almost on the clock here. I got to get out of here. Right. It was a big cup full of breast milk. It took me a little while. I'm sorry. Yeah.
I actually had Coke Zero, which is my new drink of choice. Yeah, go ahead. Because, you know, I love Coca-Cola. But anyway, so she comes back with my Coke, and she's like, you ready to order? And I'm like, yes. And I go, don't delay anything. I go, I want it all as quickly as possible. You want an asshole. Jesus. I wasn't being mean. And she's She's like looking at me like, she's like, you know the salad will come out first, right? Maybe it will. Maybe it won't. I go, yes. I go, but don't delay anything. Just put it all in. I don't care when it comes out. I got to eat and get out of here. And she's like all confused. Mm-hmm. She's like, oh, okay. Mm-hmm.
Anyway, she brings me my salad and my bread, which, by the way, they have the best bread. I don't know what the hell it's made out of. You know what the secret ingredient is, don't you? What is it? Brass milk. Yeah, I figured you were going to say that. But anyway, I really confused the hell out of her. And then she did bring me my food fairly quickly. Here you go there, Russian boy. Here you are. And it was actually really quite good. My wife asked me, she's like, did you send a picture to Miles of your steak? No, I did not. So I think that joke is worn thin now. Yeah. Yeah. But she really was put off by the fact that I wanted to have my food quickly. It's weird. Bob will send these pictures like, hey, this is from Tiger Tigers. So, you know, I'm like, well, come on, get the fuck out of here with that. So, yeah, but I thought I was being nice, right? I was like, I'm going to try to do this more. I'll be honest with you. Even though you think I'm an asshole.
Oh, I know you're an asshole, and I don't think it. I know it. I know it. I've been too polite for too long, and I just need to put it out there the way I want things now into the world. As he makes fun of an old man a week ago on the show, by the way, yeah. Who was the old man? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys are out of the restaurant. All these crippled people keep coming. You're making fun of some old man who probably fought in World War II. He could take you on any day of the week. I wasn't making fun of him. I'm just saying he's in better shape than you are. Probably. I'm like, yeah, I think this is the new approach. I'm like, no, I want this. The next night,
I went to one of my favorite pizza places down Lake of the Ozarks called Pappos or Pappos. I don't know how they say it. And I'm by myself. I go sit at the bar. The waitress comes up. What do you want? Coke Zero. And I got a pizza. And I'm like, I don't even look at it in the menu. Give me this. And Coke Zero. Boom. She was happy. They both got 20%. Welcome to Areoles. So, you know, I'm just saying. Wow, it looks pretty hot looking. What's that? Was she hot looking? No, they were just waitresses. I don't know. Well, it sounds like you got something going on with those ladies at the bar. I don't know. No, no, no. I'm just saying I've taken this approach where I'm not going to the conventional method where you get your drink. I know what I want. I know what I want every time I go in someplace.
I never go anywhere where I don't know what I want. I look at all the menus online and then I go there. Sometimes I do look at the menus online. But get in there. Get what I want. Get it ordered. Eat it. It's fantastically delicious. Ate at the bar watching the Masters Tournament on the television. Yeah. And got out of there. The funny thing on that one was when I came in the door, they They have a weird setup. You come into the back of the restaurant at Papo's. Because the parking lot's back there. Because down at Lake of the Ozarks, the land prices are sky high. And so everybody's got some kind of bullshit parking lot g]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10732Tue, 14 Apr 2026 23:04:39 +0000Bob LeMentMiles helps Desiree with a personal issue, while Bob changes his ordering procedure. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/r95ZbxHYsQs Miles helps Desiree with a... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/r95ZbxHYsQs Miles helps Desiree with a personal issue, while Bob changes his ordering procedure. Bottle Service Bad AI Transcript Hey, did you happen to see the most beautiful girl in the world? And if you did, oh, she crying, crying, hey. I'm lying here with Linda on my mind. Hey everyone, this is Miles. Is that Conway Twitty? Yes, Conway Twitty, yeah. Are you a Twitty, what do they call those, Twitty Titties? What do they call those women that like Conway Twitty? I didn't know it existed, but I guess. Back in the day. I see. something like that. They had some kind of, you know, funny name for them. Uh, not where i came from, but okay. Yeah. Really? I was really, you know, those women with the like bleach blonde, tall hair, you know, where they had keep going out went out and bought like the leaning tower, a piece of hair for their head. Oh yeah. Yeah. That big beehive kind of bullshit you know yeah well we're going way back here, folks.
Way back. Way back. Classic. I've got to tell you. Welcome, everybody, to the show. We're glad you're here. Thanks for listening. Really appreciate it. taking donations for the miles title ER fund. gone so much lately that, you know, he really needs to put in for a, you know. I need some adderall people, so come on, man. If everybody would just, here's my po box, mail me all your leftover drugs. Yeah, anything. Yeah. That would be like if you remember the soupy sales thing where he said to take Oh, yeah. Yeah, that would be you. You'd be like, I'll take any. Leftover prescriptions. Yeah. Don't even have to label them. And breast milk. Yeah. That'd be weird. Yeah. That was a weird thing to say. Yeah. Yeah. Fresh or frozen. I actually saw that on a, like one of those community boards there on something like some days I, I got plenty. So if anyone's interested. And look, that's a weird question. Now, would you give your, well, I know you would take it yourself, but would you give your child someone else's breast milk?
I don't know how that works. Is that right? I mean, I don't know. I mean, you give other people milk and that doesn't seem right. Well, I know. I mean, what if the woman's a tweaker or something? You know, I don't know. People call me the space cowboy. Got breast milk on Craigslist. You see some weird stuff sometimes. I don't know. Some people call me. Miles title. I'm down with the breast milk of love. I like a sippy cup full of bee juice. Oh, I hope my family's not listening. Please. God. Yeah. If my nephew's listening, this is all scripted. So if you're listening, I'd be forced to read this. He's got blackmail material on me that I cannot shake all the way from my college days. Yeah, basically.
So I've been forced to do this all these years because of it. I could not tell my story without… Don't blame your old Uncle Miles. It's not his fault. I'm trying to think of… I traveled and you think I would have funny things to talk about. Do you like to go out and eat? I did. Well, this is kind of funny because… Not because it was inherently funny, but I got an out to eat story for you. And you love to judge people. So go ahead. Continue. How's that breast milk tasting right now? So I was working out of town and I needed to get some food. I did not eat lunch. I skipped lunch because I didn't. I don't know. They had this kind of bagel sandwich thing going on. And I was thirsty for a teat. And then they'll have this stuff all over. I cannot stand my food smeared with other juicy condiments. Like breast milk? Or whatever. Yeah. If you put a little cornstarch in it, you can thicken it up.
Make it into a nice spread. Put a little strawberry into it. It'll taste great. It's like quick....]]>1694false2715fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/amigo-punch--71171108 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/RcIioiRqWMM Bob finally sees the world as it is and gets punished for it, while Miles just wants to watch an Easter classic movie with zombies. Amigo Punch Bad AI Transcript you to get thirsty in the middle of the show for christ's sake yeah exactly Thank you. What are you drinking tonight, sir? Tea. Sweet tea? Sweet tea. Stevia? Yeah. Sugar? No, it's artificial flavor. Just checking. Just checking. Nope. Let's check in. Oh, my Lord. Yeah. Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy. Easter's over now. Yeah, happy Easter. 2026, if you're keeping track. Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail. Hippity-hoppity, Easter's on its way. Right up, up, up. Bring in all the girls and boys. Baskets full of Easter toys. Until Miles Title shoots his head away. Huh? I don't know. You're violent. You got a shotgun for Easter. You're going to use it. Yeah. That's all. Yeah. So the… The foot healing continues over here at the Lament Household. Yeah, how's the cripple doing? She's doing good. I will tell you, discrimination is alive and well in this country. You just now figured that out? Yeah.
Uh, very discriminatory behavior. So for whatever, well, we went, my daughter was in town for easter and we went out to dinner, you know, we'd like to go out to dinner oh yeah and uh there's a whole conversation because my wife is somewhat incapacitated currently with her foot surgery. about how we were going to get the young lady to the venue and get her into the venue and get her seated. It's very packed. It's a very busy place. The tables are close together. It's a very popular place that we like to go. There's a lot of concern about getting her in and out. It's kind of like a high-level… kind of Secret Service-y, presidential-coordinated kind of a situation here. Right. And so we made a plan.
and executed it perfectly. And we're in… So they have all these little rooms, right? It's like this restaurant with all these rooms full of tables where people sit and eat, you know. They're fantasy rooms. It's not like a… No, it's not like a big open space. A lot of… It's really like a house. And, like, we were in a room with a fireplace. I don't know. Welcome to the large cock room. And… You're stuck in the gutter tonight, aren't you? Oh, I am. Okay. So we get her seated and everything and everything's good. She's in a place where she can't get run into by other people or anything accidentally or anybody kicking her foot or anything. Right. Protected. We've got our escape routes planned.
So anyway, the next thing you know, this old guy comes in with like a walker and sits down at the table next to us. And I'm like, well, and then we were giggling, you know, because they're like, oh, this is the handicapped room. Let's make fun of the man who lived through the Holocaust. That's right. Let's make fun of him. Holocaust Bill, he survived and here he is as a steakhead. I hope not. He's just an old guy, had a walker. And so my daughter and I kind of looked at each other and we're like, I guess this is where they're putting all the people with disabilities. And then, no wonder we said that, another guy comes in on a little scooter thing. Yeah. And then another. And literally everyone around us
It was incapacitated in some way, shape, or form. They bring in some guy in an iron lung. Could you make room, please? Yeah, and then these one people finished and left, and they were replaced by another person with a handicap. Well, you don't know. And I'm like, is everything else up like a ramp or something or a slide? I don't… You know? Yeah. I'm like, how can this be? Do they just clump them together? Is this some law in St. Louis? Yeah, I don't know. If I go to the bathroom, am I going to walk through the Asian room or something like that? No, you can't go in there. Sorry. Yeah, sorry. This is the hot models room. Sorry. Sorry, sir. No Jews allowed.
All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So, yeah, no, it was like it was like everybody was lumped in that room. Yeah. I mean, it was it was spooky because I mean, we were just joking. And the next thing I thought just happenstance that this guy shows up at about the same time, you know. Yeah. No, pretty much. Pretty much a good portion of the room had somebody with some kind of disability. Okay. I'm like, this cannot be happening, honestly. Yeah. And people just kept coming in, and you're like, oh. Yeah. Well, this place is packed. I'm telling you. Everything had to be timed out perfectly so that we didn't have to wait a long time to get a table, you know. Yeah. It wasn't one of those freedom flights, you know, where all those old guys get flown over to. No. John Cena didn't have a pack of children in there with him eating steaks or anything. John Cena.
This is the wrestler's room. Yeah. No, this is, this is the, uh, uh, make a wish area. Yeah. Now it gets, it gets better. I got another, uh, story for you. You're seated in the pool. They don't eat salad room. No, no, no, no. So we're, we're just not about them. This happened tonight. This happened tonight. Yes. So, you know, she has a hard time getting around. So we were sitting, uh, downstairs in our usual spots next to each other in the living room. And she's getting up out of her chair and grabs a hold of her little scooter thing, her wheelie cart thing, knee scooter. And I'm like, where are you going? And she's like, oh, I'm going to the bathroom and then I'm going to go upstairs. And I'm like, oh, okay.
Then she proceeds to fall into me fist first. And she cock punched me really hard. Like full body weight on the knuckles right in the crotch. Right in the dick. Yes. Why would she do that? I was leaned back. I was reclined. I was all open. Eyes closed. Yawning. Yeah, so I start screaming. And she's like, I'm sorry. But then she keeps pushing because she's trying to get back up on her one good leg. Yeah, right. She's trying to bounce off your thing. She's like, ding, ding. She's pushing herself back up off of my squishy parts. And I'm like, oh, my God. And I'm partially reclined. So I cannot. If I move the recliner. Yeah. I'm not gonna crush your leg or something. I'm like, I can't move until you get up. And she's like, I'm like, ah!
And then she starts laughing. And she has to go to the bathroom. You know, I cannot wait to see the cartoon for this one that you're going to come. I don't even know how you're going to show this. Yeah, I don't know either. Wife punches husband in the dick in the recliner. I don't know. Blue cat takes it to the dick. Yeah. So then she finally gets to stand up. She's laughing. She's like, I'm going to pee myself. I can't get to the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm like, Oh my Lord. I'm not going to survive this operation. Yeah, no kidding. You're going to be on a walker. Yeah, I'm like, God damn. I had to stand up because she pushed on me so hard that I needed to push everything back out, you know?
everything retracted back in my body. Yes. It was like yeah like a forced turtle. My penis is like a turtle. I was like, Oh my Lord. I had to, you know, walk around a little bit, you know? Oh my God. I'm like, gosh, I've, I've de-aged. Yeah. A little bit later, and this is totally unintentional, but I had been putting off vacuuming and she finally got upstairs. Everybody was fine. She was laying with her foot elevated and I hit her in the foot with the vacuum hand. Accidentally. Totally accident. Her bad foot? Her bad foot, yeah. Sorry. So anyway, we're surviving. Oh my God. Barely. Who are those guys from the Muppet Show? Waldorf? Yeah, exactly. Stadler and Waldorf. Yeah, I was like, you guys were like Stadler.
Yeah, it was, it was, uh, but the thing she couldn't get up, she just kept pushing. Yeah. Oh my Lord. Yeah. Wow. I mean, my kids are all grown up. I haven't been nutted like that for years where the kids like just run into you you know yeah oh yeah kids love to do that. Yeah. Yeah. Bunch of the nuts. She hasn't reached that fast for my penis in years. I feel like I'm 18 again. I'm back at McDonald's. I said, what's going on? So anyway, what's going on with you? I got punched in the penis. Did you really? No. For some reason, I think yours would be self-inflicted. That has happened, yes. No, I did not injure myself. Thank God. Injuries here lately. No injuries, no death, nothing. It was holiday weekend, but my kids are grown now and one son had to work and the other one had some other commitments. We really didn't do much for the holiday. So I thought,
Why don't I watch a fuck movie? Oh, you, you set me up for that one, mister. I know before, before the show, Bob had mentioned his daughter was in town and she wanted to see a movie. I said, Oh, what an F movie. And he got a little upset by that. And I would joke that his daughter would say those words. So I thought, I'm going to watch a good religious movie. I'm going to watch an old Spanish movie from the early 1970s called The Tombs of the Blind Dead. I've never heard of this. It made absolutely no sense at all. Who made it? Alejandro Dronowski? I don't know. I have no idea. What's the name of it? I'm going to look it up. I think it's called Tombs of the Blind Dead. I have something to say here, too. I was going to watch this other movie I saw, but I knew it would have to be English subtitled. I could not find it in subtitles. I thought I might invite… La Noche del Terror Ciego. Yeah.
I know it's one movie is a war movie. I was going to watch, but I go, I might have to have Miyagi come over here and like translate this movie. I like, no. Okay. So I watched]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10726Wed, 08 Apr 2026 01:32:31 +0000Bob LeMentBob finally sees the world as it is and gets punished for it, while Miles just wants to watch an Easter classic movie with zombies. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/RcIioiRqWMM Bob finally sees the world as it is and gets punished for it, while Miles just wants to watch an Easter classic movie with zombies. Amigo Punch Bad AI Transcript you to get thirsty in the middle of the show for christ's sake yeah exactly Thank you. What are you drinking tonight, sir? Tea. Sweet tea? Sweet tea. Stevia? Yeah. Sugar? No, it's artificial flavor. Just checking. Just checking. Nope. Let's check in. Oh, my Lord. Yeah. Lordy, lordy, lordy, lordy. Easter's over now. Yeah, happy Easter. 2026, if you're keeping track. Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down the bunny trail. Hippity-hoppity, Easter's on its way. Right up, up, up. Bring in all the girls and boys. Baskets full of Easter toys. Until Miles Title shoots his head away. Huh? I don't know. You're violent. You got a shotgun for Easter. You're going to use it. Yeah. That's all. Yeah. So the… The foot healing continues over here at the Lament Household. Yeah, how's the cripple doing? She's doing good. I will tell you, discrimination is alive and well in this country. You just now figured that out? Yeah.
Uh, very discriminatory behavior. So for whatever, well, we went, my daughter was in town for easter and we went out to dinner, you know, we'd like to go out to dinner oh yeah and uh there's a whole conversation because my wife is somewhat incapacitated currently with her foot surgery. about how we were going to get the young lady to the venue and get her into the venue and get her seated. It's very packed. It's a very busy place. The tables are close together. It's a very popular place that we like to go. There's a lot of concern about getting her in and out. It's kind of like a high-level… kind of Secret Service-y, presidential-coordinated kind of a situation here. Right. And so we made a plan.
and executed it perfectly. And we're in… So they have all these little rooms, right? It's like this restaurant with all these rooms full of tables where people sit and eat, you know. They're fantasy rooms. It's not like a… No, it's not like a big open space. A lot of… It's really like a house. And, like, we were in a room with a fireplace. I don't know. Welcome to the large cock room. And… You're stuck in the gutter tonight, aren't you? Oh, I am. Okay. So we get her seated and everything and everything's good. She's in a place where she can't get run into by other people or anything accidentally or anybody kicking her foot or anything. Right. Protected. We've got our escape routes planned.
So anyway, the next thing you know, this old guy comes in with like a walker and sits down at the table next to us. And I'm like, well, and then we were giggling, you know, because they're like, oh, this is the handicapped room. Let's make fun of the man who lived through the Holocaust. That's right. Let's make fun of him. Holocaust Bill, he survived and here he is as a steakhead. I hope not. He's just an old guy, had a walker. And so my daughter and I kind of looked at each other and we're like, I guess this is where they're putting all the people with disabilities. And then, no wonder we said that, another guy comes in on a little scooter thing. Yeah. And then another. And literally everyone around us
It was incapacitated in some way, shape, or form. They bring in some guy in an iron lung. Could you make room, please? Yeah, and then these one people finished and left, and they were replaced by another person with a handicap. Well, you don't know. And I'm like, is everything else up like a ramp or something or a slide? I don't… You know? Yeah. I'm like, how can this be? Do they just clump them together? Is this some law in...]]>1967false2714fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/trip-taker--71025348 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/R0ylJTK3mhg Miles takes in more of the countryside than he expected, while Bob gets bested by a grandma. Trip Taker Bad AI Transcript Yeah, it's live streaming. Live streaming is on. That's right. Oh. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static Show. This is Bob. Closing time. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Welcome to Static Radio, man. Glad you stopped by. Have a seat. Closing time. I knew that'd get you all down, you know, memory rough. You'd be like, oh, I love that song. I love it. Birth, school, work, death. I don't know what I've been told. That's the Godfather's birth, school, work, death. We were having a bunch of old songs tonight we were listening to, which used to be new songs, but now they're old songs. Thank you very much. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Time flies. Yeah. Time flies. Well, I'm back in the studio, so CB reported in that there was a problem with the show last week, but… Yeah. Yeah, he told me. Oh, okay. You guys chatted, did you? We had our girl talk. Secret passing notes under the desk, were you? We spilled the tea. But the file seems fine, so I don't know what happened. I clicked on it. I heard the whole show. I heard the whole goddamn thing. I heard my whole story. He's not very bright. Yeah, well, I don't know. I think there was something wrong. Yeah, with him. Can't figure out what's going on. He's a mental patient. He couldn't figure it out. He's like mental. We'll see what happens this week and hopefully it'll all be fine. He thinks he's a titmouse. Closing time. My friend CB the titmouse. He's a titmouse. He's a little titmouse. Is a titmouse just a tiny mouse? I mean, is there really? You know, I don't know. You just like saying the word tit. Yeah, I know. It's funny. If only there was an ass mouse. Yeah. I don't have many story choices this week, and I'm trying to decide which boring ass story I'm going to tell. Yeah, I know. I'm waiting. I'm like, okay, when is he going to throw out the first pitch, man? Come on. Let's go, man. Closing time. Oh, Christ. One last call for alcohol. Before you… Give me a whiskey or beer. All right. So I talked about my wife last week, so I'll talk about the aftermath of what happens when my wife is not around. So as you know, and I know you don't want to hear about this because you always get all weird when I talk about it. I am trying to better myself, and I have gone swimming. I go swimming, right? I'm glad you swim. Oh, thank you. I thought you were going to get weird again for a minute. No, I'm glad you're doing something with your life, you know, swimming. Yeah, but now usually my wife and I go together. And she's out of commission, right? So she can't go swimming. And so I had to go by myself. So I get up. I go to go swimming. And I'm getting prepared. It's just a bunch of old people. You know, it's terrible. Okay, I'm getting really upset with this. And you do lap swims. So I'm swimming laps, right? So there's these lanes, you know. So… Well, no, that's what they have. That's part of the exercise, right? So I get there and there's four lanes open for lap swim. Three of the lanes are taken. Okay. And there's one lane open. I come in. Nobody else is there. And I'm getting ready to get in the water. I have some earplugs and stuff that I put in. And I'm standing there, and then this old lady comes in the pool area. And I swear she clocks me, right? What? She looks over at me, and she looks out the pool, and there's only one lane left. Yeah. And that old bitch jumped right in the pool and took it. Mr. Rogel, I used to be the state swimming champion. Let me do it. Was it Shelly Winter from Poseidon Adventures? Yeah, because she's probably like 75 years old or something. Reverend, let me do it. She makes a beeline and steals my lane. I was already there. I was just trying to get my earplugs in. Yeah, snooze you lose. Now, most people know the etiquette. You know, when you're there, Then you get the spot, right? No. Oh, no, granny. Right in the water, right over to my spot. I didn't see you. Then I had to swim in the non-lane area. I know. It's not as fun. It's not as interesting. Yeah. But that's what happens because my wife, if my wife had been there. Oh, yeah. Well, number one, I take too long. That's what she always says because I'm always like, you know, piddling around. She would have not stood for it. She would have been like, Mabel. Excuse me? Mabel. Get your ass out of here, you little dyke. Get out of here, you bitch. Yeah, so this is my life now. I just get trodden upon because I don't have the enforcer with me. With the old people, you know. Bob, quit looking at Dong in the locker room and get out of here already. I'm looking at Dong. Hold on. I was talking to the Iron Man guy. Quit talking to the Iron Man guy. So anyway, that brings me up to 1982, I guess. Yeah, so I get trodden upon now that I don't have my wife. Oh, you got bullied. bullied by uh an old lady by a grandma yeah yeah great grandma nowadays. Yeah, no kidding. I was just like, holy, I'm like, I can't believe this because i knew she was going to do it. I was like, uh-oh. But I just can't, you know. Yeah, so shelly winters beats you into the pool and that's right yeah here i'm like oh jesus i couldn't believe it, though, because, I mean, it's kind of an unwritten rule that you, when the person who's there gets the spot. Yeah, I don't know. I don't swim, so I don't know. Well, I'm telling you. I just told you. It's like bowling has etiquette, for instance, right? Yeah, exactly. It's like bowling. If you are putting your shoes on and sitting in the lane and then somebody runs up and takes the lane, that's not the way it works. Hey, man. Did you do like your best George McFly? Yeah. Hey, get your damn hands off that lady. I just was like, whatever. I'll swim in the big open space. Whatever. I don't. I'm like, but I was like, you know, she knew it. I mean, it was all you could tell in her eyes. She's shifty. She's shifty. Grandma. There's my Barker or something. Yeah. No kidding. Who knows what happened? Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, that happened to me, and I was like, well, I come home, I tell my wife. She's like, what? You tell me her name. No, she's just like, you're so goddamn slow. Why are you so slow? That's why you lost it. All of a sudden, she's like Al Capone in The Untouchables. I want her dead. I want her family dead. I'm going to strangle her with her own swim fins. Yeah. Her floaties are going to go right back. That's right. I'm going to put floaties on her ankles and stick her in head first. I couldn't believe the grandma took my spot. I was like, surely. Oh, no, she did. I was just shocked. The world changed. Did you cry? No. In the pool, they can't really see you cry. Yeah, that's good. You look like you got tears all the time. And anyway, I got my laps in, and I was like, God damn, I can't believe this woman. Jesus. The balls. Yeah. What did she do to children, for Christ's sake, this person? I don't know what's going on. The hoop spa. Yeah, the hoop spa. The hoop spa. This Yenta jumps in the pool, and you don't have time to cut bits with her. Oh, yeah. Yeah. you're like Shabbat Shalom Boobie so yeah I was a little bit taken aback. I would say so we'll see what this week holds for me so far. No other incidents. I want to see like two grandmas knock the shit out of you one day although should I feel bad when much fatter people come to the pool? I always feel good. I'm like, wow, look at that guy. He's huge. Look at the teats. I mean, he makes Miles Tidal look like an infant. Oh, yeah. No kidding. This guy showed up. I'm like, oh, my Lord. How's this guy going to get in the pool? The lifeguard better be doing some calculations because we're losing a lot of water on this one. And he cannonballed into the pool. My God, the guy jumped right in. Yeah. I was like, holy schmoly. I looked at you like, hey, that broad's got no top on. Earthquake. Yeah. I'm always like, well, you know, not so bad. Jackknife. Not doing so bad now. Belly flop. No, there's this old guy. He looks like Peter Ustinov, who nobody will know who that is, but… He looks like Peter Ustinov from Logan's Run, and he comes and gets in the pool. You've just lost, like, the whole audience at this point. Hey, you know, Dark Shadows, remember that? Remember that show we were just watching? Remember that show? Leave it to me. Yeah. Wink a dink and you, remember that show? Well, the world is at our fingertips. Just go to IMDB or Google it. I know, I know. Well, yeah. How many people are going to do that? AI is flashing pictures of all this to people while they're listening. People are at work with headphones on listening to the show. They don't have time to Google. Oh, sure they do. Look up Peter Houston. He was a great actor. He was in the Logan's Run. He had all the cats anyway. Yeah. Which Logan's Run is a pretty interesting movie. Yeah. Anyhow, what's going on with you? I was watching Logan's Run. I'm getting beat up by grandma. Yeah, I know. I know. Sorry. I'm not very talkative today. I'm sorry. I had a little incident yesterday, actually. Really? I really didn't do anything this weekend, which I hate. I hate. I hate. But it's just one of those weekends. Nothing happened. Wow. My God. You're. How many more miles can you put on your car for Christ's sake? I don't know. I'm riding on a flat tire this week. I suppose maybe it'll be fixed if I leave it in the driveway for a couple of days. Mr. Miyagi might get a hair up his ass. I go, you know, I've got permission to go on some private property, some acreage. What are you going to do on that? I brought my dog, my old dog. Oh, right. Yeah. You love to go. Uh, yeah. And there's a Creek in th]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10718Tue, 31 Mar 2026 18:39:10 +0000Bob LeMentMiles takes in more of the countryside than he expected, while Bob gets bested by a grandma. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/R0ylJTK3mhg Miles takes in more... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/R0ylJTK3mhg Miles takes in more of the countryside than he expected, while Bob gets bested by a grandma. Trip Taker Bad AI Transcript Yeah, it's live streaming. Live streaming is on. That's right. Oh. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static Show. This is Bob. Closing time. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Welcome to Static Radio, man. Glad you stopped by. Have a seat. Closing time. I knew that'd get you all down, you know, memory rough. You'd be like, oh, I love that song. I love it. Birth, school, work, death. I don't know what I've been told. That's the Godfather's birth, school, work, death. We were having a bunch of old songs tonight we were listening to, which used to be new songs, but now they're old songs. Thank you very much. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Time flies. Yeah. Time flies. Well, I'm back in the studio, so CB reported in that there was a problem with the show last week, but… Yeah. Yeah, he told me. Oh, okay. You guys chatted, did you? We had our girl talk. Secret passing notes under the desk, were you? We spilled the tea. But the file seems fine, so I don't know what happened. I clicked on it. I heard the whole show. I heard the whole goddamn thing. I heard my whole story. He's not very bright. Yeah, well, I don't know. I think there was something wrong. Yeah, with him. Can't figure out what's going on. He's a mental patient. He couldn't figure it out. He's like mental. We'll see what happens this week and hopefully it'll all be fine. He thinks he's a titmouse. Closing time. My friend CB the titmouse. He's a titmouse. He's a little titmouse. Is a titmouse just a tiny mouse? I mean, is there really? You know, I don't know. You just like saying the word tit. Yeah, I know. It's funny. If only there was an ass mouse. Yeah. I don't have many story choices this week, and I'm trying to decide which boring ass story I'm going to tell. Yeah, I know. I'm waiting. I'm like, okay, when is he going to throw out the first pitch, man? Come on. Let's go, man. Closing time. Oh, Christ. One last call for alcohol. Before you… Give me a whiskey or beer. All right. So I talked about my wife last week, so I'll talk about the aftermath of what happens when my wife is not around. So as you know, and I know you don't want to hear about this because you always get all weird when I talk about it. I am trying to better myself, and I have gone swimming. I go swimming, right? I'm glad you swim. Oh, thank you. I thought you were going to get weird again for a minute. No, I'm glad you're doing something with your life, you know, swimming. Yeah, but now usually my wife and I go together. And she's out of commission, right? So she can't go swimming. And so I had to go by myself. So I get up. I go to go swimming. And I'm getting prepared. It's just a bunch of old people. You know, it's terrible. Okay, I'm getting really upset with this. And you do lap swims. So I'm swimming laps, right? So there's these lanes, you know. So… Well, no, that's what they have. That's part of the exercise, right? So I get there and there's four lanes open for lap swim. Three of the lanes are taken. Okay. And there's one lane open. I come in. Nobody else is there. And I'm getting ready to get in the water. I have some earplugs and stuff that I put in. And I'm standing there, and then this old lady comes in the pool area. And I swear she clocks me, right? What? She looks over at me, and she looks out the pool, and there's only one lane left. Yeah. And that old bitch jumped right in the pool and took it. Mr. Rogel, I used to be the state swimming champion. Let me do it. Was it Shelly Winter from Poseidon Adventures? Yeah, because she's probably like 75 years old or something. Reverend, let...]]>1577false2713fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ankle-tragedy--70903107 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtu.be/cybkSB-ZSIs Bob pulls a Miles and tries to exact a bit of revenge on his injured wife, while Miles freaks out as he now has to go to a funeral. Ankle Tragedy Bad AI Transcript All right, fellas, let's go. static hey everybody welcome to the show this is bob Welcome to Channing's Charges. This is Myers. Harold Channing here. I'm way too comfortable tonight. Sorry. Are you eating beef jerky while you're trying to record? That's right. I got some jerky. Yeah. Actually, I bought myself a And now here comes the Jimmy Stewart story. I bought myself some pizza Pringles tonight. Oh, it sounds like someone's had a little bit too many… What? No, it sounds like you kind of slashed your words there. Hey, everybody! Hey! No, I… Yeah, I… i'm out of town uh tonight and I've, uh, typically when i go out of town, which i did do tonight, I usually go by some place and i pick up, uh, you know, something to drink. Yeah. Not alcohol necessarily, but something to drink to have in my room uh because i'm gonna be here for a few days and i get a couple of snacks and i got some popcorn, which, you know, I,
I cannot live without popcorn these days. Yeah. And then I said, well, I'm going to get something else. Yeah. And I wanted to get pizza combos. Yeah. I love those. Those are just so great. Yeah. They did not have them. All they had was the nasty cracker combos, cheese cracker combos. And so I'm taking a leap here. And I got pizza Pringles. I haven't tried them yet. That's the tomorrow snack. For a guy who's always preaching about eating salad, this is a little shocking. I don't preach about eating salad. I just tell you that I eat some salad. So, you know. If I could just put salad in a Pringles can, I'd be all set. Salad Pringles. They did have… They had quite a selection of Pringles. They had fully dressed Pringles, which I did not get. I don't know what that means. Yeah, I was hoping you'd enlighten me. I have no idea what that means. I looked at the can and I'm like, I don't know what this is going on about. But I had a weird feeling it included mayonnaise. And I'm not a big fan.
And I think they had loaded baked potato Pringles. Okay. All right. You like that one? Okay. Yeah, I'd try it. Yeah, why not? And then they had the more pedestrian sour cream and onion and cheddar cheese Pringles. And the Western salad. And they had no regular Pringles. They were all out. So I'm like, all right, I'm going to live large today. I'm going to get the pizza Pringles and we're going to find out later. I'm going to break out the old wallet here and we're going to try it out. Tune in next week. Explosive diarrhea. See how well these pizza Pringles go over. Maybe my new addiction here. I don't know. Are you okay? You're acting a little weird tonight. I don't know. I've had some weirdness go on in my life. Oh, really? Okay. Well, there you go. I am high atop the Flynn building here. I own a mountain of Flynn. I was just telling Miles I'm on the 37th floor of this hotel. And a helicopter…
was outside my window landing on a lower building. Yeah. I have never seen that before, and I probably won't see it again, I don't think. I've just seen Steve McQueen and Red Button. Dollar and Inferno. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, don't, please, don't. Don't jinx me. Next week, the… Don't jinx me. I'm in an infamous building as well. It's very infamous. I guess I'll say it. I am in what used to be called the Hyatt Regency in Kansas City. Yeah. And, you know, people have to be a little bit knowledgeable, but this is the site of the worst architectural failure in the United States ever. A hundred and some people died in this building back in the 80s. Is it haunted? We'll find out. I will report back. It'll be next week's show will be Pizza Pringles and possible dead ghost who fell from a balcony. And if you want to go see Bob, he's currently on the 10th floor in 1003 if you'd like to knock on that door. Yeah. You would love to have guests, especially really late at night. So if you want to go. I think I'm on a restricted floor, just so you know.
Restricted? What's that? Well, when you're so high up in the building, you have to have a key card. Oh, I see. The elevator, like, does not go that high. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway, I didn't really want to talk about any of that, to be honest with you. Yeah, I'm surprised you did. You're Mr. Secret. Yeah, I usually don't disclose, but since no one's going to hear this until after I'm gone, it's fine. Um, no, I wanted to, I wanted to, uh, so this is more, this is more of a miles title story. I'll be honest with you. Every week. I hear this every week. I hear this. Except my normally wouldn't do, but, uh, you know, so, uh, recently my wife hurt her foot. Okay. And she had to have surgery. Mm hmm.
And she's been kind of incapacitated because of this. And so, you know, she can't walk on her foot. And I've been helping her and so forth. And here's where the Miles title part comes in. I've been a little bit… Yeah, go ahead. A little bit ornery about it. Yeah, yeah. Because… you know, if you've listened to this, I have been laid up on more than one occasion because I've hurt myself and this goes all the way back to my college days when I tore my ACL and I haven't, I've been in the position that she's in where she's kind of a little bit helpless. Right. And I was helpless when we were younger. And she was not always the nicest. And there was a lot of, you know, come on, Bob, quit being such a pussy. You can't be in that much pain. Bob's spilling the tea tonight. Yeah. So I was like, and then now, of course,
So what happened with me is I had laparoscopic surgery on my knee. I'd hurt my knee. I bent it backwards. And I had laparoscopic surgery. Basically, I bent it backwards and it stayed like that for, what, like two weeks or something before I get surgery? Anyway, I had surgery. And then when we were in college, and so we were living together in college, and I basically lived on the couch then for a good, weeks and I was like god I have this like one spot on my knee it feels like it's on fire and I'm in like such horrible horrible pain and then well do you come into the story a bit because I they gave me a bunch of Tylenol with codeine mm-hmm which which I took and then I couldn't stay awake all right and so I stopped taking it because I literally would just like not off randomly
And then I took it. And then you took it. Yeah. I took it for you. I thought we both should experience the same thing. You swung by. I go, God, this Tylenol with coating is killing me. I can't stay awake. You're like, oh, I could use a little bit of that. Yeah. And then you took the rest of it. And so anyway, so then my wife now has got Tylenol with coating and She's got a spot on her foot. She's like, oh, my God, this is the most painful, right? This one little spot. So whenever I finally got my bandages off and everything, it literally was like one. It was one of the entry points for the laparoscopic was what hurt so bad. It literally wasn't even more than a stitch. One stitch. It was driving me bonkers. And so now she's got one.
because she had laparoscopy, too. She's got one stitch that is just driving her totally effing nuts. It's just the pain. It's searing. You know, the medicine doesn't even help. Oh, I'm waiting for those bandages to come off, because it's going to be one little knot. And so then, yeah, I can say, oh, now, look, she saw it. She saw my little stitch. She's like, oh, my gosh, you complained so much. I thought you were going to have a big, gaping hole in the side of your leg. Just one little knot. And I'm like, oh, my God. Baby Bob. Yeah. Oh, my. I got so much crap during that time period. Well, since then, too, because I've re-injured myself like several times. And I basically, you know, become somewhat immobile because of it.
Packing on some pounds too. Yeah. Well, that, that too. Well, I, yeah, but that, but when I hurt my knee a couple of times, uh, since then and basically been on crutches and whatnot. So, um, yeah. And the other thing is you can't use crutches. Why? Well, she, I didn't realize that you couldn't know how to not use crutches, but yeah. She basically just almost falls over when she tries to use them all the time. And I'm like, you can't line them up. You've got to keep the crutch away from you. Right. The next thing I know, I'm walking with her, and she's got the crutch going, and then she's falling over. And I'm like, hey. I'm like, you can't do that. They're not like legs. They don't work like that. Basically, it's like you're leaning on them. You just have to have them at an angle. Anyway, yeah. I'm trying to help her, and I'm like, God, you're the worst goddamn person on crutches I've ever seen in my life. Oh, God. I didn't realize people had such a learning curve for this.
I, that's weird. Have you ever been on crutches? I have no idea. Uh, I think I have. Yes. That's why you were in that big car wreck. So, uh, yes, that's true. That's true. You, you broke your pelvis or something. Yes, I did. I walked on a cane for a while. Yeah. Yeah. So you know how to use crutches. Yeah. You put them, you, you use them together. Okay. You kind of, uh, Uh-huh. They move together, and then you kind of move them yeah and you you know i don't know, once you get the hang of it, it's no big thing, but yeah imagine an adult would not grasp the concept of well she's never had to do it, ever. So. Yeah, it was always the first time. You know, so it's like, but i'm like, yeah, it's like remedial crutches. I'm like, oh my lord
Just like I was in remedial band. That's righ]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10707Thu, 26 Mar 2026 18:53:52 +0000Bob LeMentBob pulls a Miles and tries to exact a bit of revenge on his injured wife, while Miles freaks out as he now has to go to a funeral. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtu.be/cybkSB-ZSIs Bob pulls a Miles and tries to exact a bit of revenge on his injured wife, while Miles freaks out as he now has to go to a funeral. Ankle Tragedy Bad AI Transcript All right, fellas, let's go. static hey everybody welcome to the show this is bob Welcome to Channing's Charges. This is Myers. Harold Channing here. I'm way too comfortable tonight. Sorry. Are you eating beef jerky while you're trying to record? That's right. I got some jerky. Yeah. Actually, I bought myself a And now here comes the Jimmy Stewart story. I bought myself some pizza Pringles tonight. Oh, it sounds like someone's had a little bit too many… What? No, it sounds like you kind of slashed your words there. Hey, everybody! Hey! No, I… Yeah, I… i'm out of town uh tonight and I've, uh, typically when i go out of town, which i did do tonight, I usually go by some place and i pick up, uh, you know, something to drink. Yeah. Not alcohol necessarily, but something to drink to have in my room uh because i'm gonna be here for a few days and i get a couple of snacks and i got some popcorn, which, you know, I,
I cannot live without popcorn these days. Yeah. And then I said, well, I'm going to get something else. Yeah. And I wanted to get pizza combos. Yeah. I love those. Those are just so great. Yeah. They did not have them. All they had was the nasty cracker combos, cheese cracker combos. And so I'm taking a leap here. And I got pizza Pringles. I haven't tried them yet. That's the tomorrow snack. For a guy who's always preaching about eating salad, this is a little shocking. I don't preach about eating salad. I just tell you that I eat some salad. So, you know. If I could just put salad in a Pringles can, I'd be all set. Salad Pringles. They did have… They had quite a selection of Pringles. They had fully dressed Pringles, which I did not get. I don't know what that means. Yeah, I was hoping you'd enlighten me. I have no idea what that means. I looked at the can and I'm like, I don't know what this is going on about. But I had a weird feeling it included mayonnaise. And I'm not a big fan.
And I think they had loaded baked potato Pringles. Okay. All right. You like that one? Okay. Yeah, I'd try it. Yeah, why not? And then they had the more pedestrian sour cream and onion and cheddar cheese Pringles. And the Western salad. And they had no regular Pringles. They were all out. So I'm like, all right, I'm going to live large today. I'm going to get the pizza Pringles and we're going to find out later. I'm going to break out the old wallet here and we're going to try it out. Tune in next week. Explosive diarrhea. See how well these pizza Pringles go over. Maybe my new addiction here. I don't know. Are you okay? You're acting a little weird tonight. I don't know. I've had some weirdness go on in my life. Oh, really? Okay. Well, there you go. I am high atop the Flynn building here. I own a mountain of Flynn. I was just telling Miles I'm on the 37th floor of this hotel. And a helicopter…
was outside my window landing on a lower building. Yeah. I have never seen that before, and I probably won't see it again, I don't think. I've just seen Steve McQueen and Red Button. Dollar and Inferno. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, don't, please, don't. Don't jinx me. Next week, the… Don't jinx me. I'm in an infamous building as well. It's very infamous. I guess I'll say it. I am in what used to be called the Hyatt Regency in Kansas City. Yeah. And, you know, people have to be a little bit knowledgeable, but this is the site of the worst architectural failure in the United States ever. A hundred and some people died in this building back in the 80s....]]>1028false2712fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/oscar-whizzer--70706550 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/ABwCuSEo_Tk Miles gets bamboozled into a strange work duty that leaves him without proper facilities, while Bob marvels at how he and Michael B Jordan sat in the same booth at In-N-Out. Oscar Whizzer Bad AI Transcript It's on. It's on. Let me see that. I want you all to sing along to the fifth dimension now. Hey, everyone, this is Miles. What song are you going to sing? The fifth dimension. You have to get some better references, I think. No, I was just watching that DTF St. Louis. Oh, you were? I haven't watched it yet. How was it? Boy, if you like dong, man, is it loaded? Oh, really? Well. I know you don't care, but there you are. I don't care. I think that's fine. No, I don't. Yes. I don't know. Whatever. I'm a little old-fashioned. How many different penises would you say you saw on the show so far? I don't know. So many you can't count? There was just one is enough. One. Yeah, one.
I think you're right. No, it's good. Besides that, Jason Bateman, oh, he's great. Linda Gargolini. Did Jason Bateman show his penis? Is that what you're talking about? No, no, no. What about the Stranger Things guy? Well, I can't really go into it. Oh, okay. It's one of those you have to see it? Yeah. It turns out Linda Cardellini is actually tucked. which is like the surprise shocker, like the Stomelon twist that you were not expecting. Oh. Yeah. Why would you reveal that? You wouldn't talk about the stranger thing. I thought you were going to watch this show, so I don't want to ruin it for you. Yeah, you'll just tell me that. Oh, Linda Carlini, by the way. No, I made that up. Oh, okay. There you go. I do. I am curious to watch it.
I doubt if it was even shot down here. I'm sure they have some establishing shots or something. I think I saw your house in the background. It wasn't there. Are they in the burbs or are they in the city? They're in the burbs. Is there a city called Twyla or something like that? No. I made it up, I think. Oh, they wouldn't do that. They're going to show dicks. They're not going to pick anything up. Yeah. penis is the only honest. Yeah, it's not an honest show unless you see all yeah if you see a penis, it's an honest show for christ then you know it's real. Yeah, salt of the earth. Yeah, that's what i can't enjoy myself i yeah i um i do have that on my, uh, list of things to watch. I think you would enjoy it well okay good is it funny
Did you know? Well, see, I saw the preview, and I thought, hmm, this is right up my alley, you know? All right. We're going to show dicks. Yeah, like, no, no. No, like, Linda's at this ball game with Jason, and she's got this beers in her hand, and she puts one in between her legs. And she's like, this one's for you, Bob. And he's like, no, no, no, I can't. She's like, yeah, I know. All right. Can I have a straw? Huh? That would have added something to it. Yeah. Yeah. They're a Bush stadium, which. Oh my God. I didn't look at that. That's the funniest joke. I didn't even think about it. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Bush, which is, yeah. And she puts the beer between your legs. Huh? Yeah. Huh?
naturally brewed. She didn't call herself, you know, get your beer from Little Augie, did she? Yeah, I don't know. It's my own IPA, you know what I'm saying? Belma from the Scooby-Doo movies? Oh my gosh. Yeah, so I see the preview, I'm like, oh, all right, this is right up Miles' alley, and then I start watching, I'm like, pump the brakes. It really is up my alley. so i think you'll like it. Okay, well, I'll check it out. I've got, for some reason, I've got uh things stacking up here, so. Yeah. On the show front, because i like to have a good show, you know. All the kids, you know, from stranger things do cameos and stuff they're all We're all 18. We're going to show our dicks. Yeah, the kid with no teeth shows up. You're a bush team. This beer tastes a little flat. Got a hair in it. What do you call this? Chlamydia. Nice, nice.
I love to watch these shows that supposedly take place in places that I've been just to see if they really were there. There's a lot of product placement, too, in it. Oh, really? Because Ozark was not shot in the Ozarks. I've been to the Ozarks many, many, many times. Many times. And there's a few scenes that are actually in the Ozarks. Very few. Most of that was not shot in the Ozarks, I can tell you. I believe it. Yeah, it was shot actually up in Michigan. Toronto. Yeah. No, Michigan. Michigan. No, no. That was a good show, too. I didn't watch it. Oh, you didn't? Oh, you should watch that. Uh-oh. I'm watching One Piece right now. You watch One Piece on Netflix? No. Oh, you should. It's a good show. I'm going to research shows now. I'm going to be honest with you. I'm going to research the shows a little bit.
I don't think you got your free subscription to Mr. Skin anymore. Yeah, I know. Stupid jerk. Bastard. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, so, you know. I don't know. Does he talk about penises? I have no idea. You're the one that researched. You actually went on Mr. Skin when we actually had that. Well, don't make it sound like it was just me on there. Now, you… No, I never even looked at the site. I think you did. I did not. Because you already nabbed the free one. Yeah. Snooze you lose, man. Whatever, man. There was only one free subscription, and so you got it. Right. Correct. Oh, like you'd be on there. You'd be like, no, I can't look at it. Don't show me. don't show me. The puppet show. The puppet show. So, yeah. I do think that uh we'll claim we'll lay claim to this, whether it's true or not how's that okay that we got Mr. Skin in trouble with howard stern yeah yeah yeah i don't know if people know that yeah so mr skin was on our show many, many, many moons ago. And
At that time, Howard Stern was actually syndicated on regular radio stations, and he was on the station here in St. Louis, and I was listening to it. And shortly after Mr. Skin was on our show, Howard Stern yelled at him on air and said, what are you doing all these other shows for? Mm-hmm. Yeah. And he had just done our show, so there you go. What? We were talking about Ruth Gordon. I mean, what? Come on. Yeah. You know, I mean, come on, Howard. Geez. Give me a break. Well, that's my territory. Oh, you know. Yeah. Okay. Whatever. Robin. Robin. Let me tell you, Ruth Gordon, the sexiest woman, Robin. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I think that was, that did the, it was a weird coincidence that actually happened. Well, another bridge burnt. Yeah. Go put that in the list. So, uh, did you watch the Oscars at all?
No. Do you have any knowledge of the Oscars at all? I know that Amy Madigan won. Yes. Yeah, she did. Is her happy about that? Because that Amy Madigan, she's really… I tell you what, she's no Ruth Gordon, but man, I'm telling you, if you don't know who Ruth Gordon is… She's the 21st century Ruth Gordon. She's a poor man's Ruth Gordon, if you ask me. Oh my goodness. If you saw her portrayal in, uh, that movie, uh, weapons, imagine a woman called Ruth Gordon that looked like that basically. Now, the interesting thing is there was a movie with Nicholas Cage where he played this really weird character. Oh, gosh. I'm going to blank on the name of this now. It was like a really far out weird killer character. Hannibal Hamlin. No, now I got to go look it up for fuck's sake. Oh, let's just stop the show. Everyone just go ahead and… Yeah, everybody just
I got to think of the name of this thing off the top of my head here. Long legs. You got those long legs. He said that it was really weird. So, yeah, long legs. But he didn't want anything for that. And her portrayal was, you know, it was just as creepy, maybe creepier. I don't know as Nicolas Cage in that movie. So, yeah, long legs. So, No, what got me was, speaking of earlier saying I like to watch things where places that I've been, Michael B. Jordan won Best Actor for Sinners. Did you see Sinners? That's a pretty good movie. No. Oh, you should watch it. I think it's on HBO or something. You should watch it. And he decided to go to In-N-Out Burger after the ceremonies. I did see a picture of this. I…
I probably sat in that booth at that In-N-Out Burger. With your own trophy. That's right, with my own trophy. That you carry around, World's Best Dad or something. Yeah, something like that. I can't remember. Best Dressed. Best Dad might be more closer than Best Dressed. Yeah, I was like, wow, look at that. Michael B. Jordan's at the In-N-Out Burger where we go, where we've been several times when we visited California. There you go. And, you know, everyone here, the reaction at home was exactly the same as what you did. Son of a bitch. they're like, yeah. So what? You and about a bazillion other people sat in that goddamn booth I'd been no I'd been excited I'd be like, hey, I farted in there. I dribbled. No, I thought that was interesting, though. I thought wow that's the that's the in and out across from Hollywood high School, which it was, and that's where he went so it's the closest one to the where the where the show was, so
Right. Yeah. But no, I, I must say, you know, I don't know if people realize this and I'll remind them. Miles and I went to film school together. That's where all this starts. Uh, we went to film school, we were on a college radio together and all that good kind of stuff. And the Oscars this year, very lackluster, uh, all told. It's like one of those years that people are going to forget pretty quickly, I think. Yeah. I mean, not that those movies weren't good or anything. They were very entertaining, but these aren]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10701Wed, 18 Mar 2026 01:55:29 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets bamboozled into a strange work duty that leaves him without proper facilities, while Bob marvels at how he and Michael B Jordan sat in the same booth at In-N-Out. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/ABwCuSEo_Tk Miles gets bamboozled into a strange work duty that leaves him without proper facilities, while Bob marvels at how he and Michael B Jordan sat in the same booth at In-N-Out. Oscar Whizzer Bad AI Transcript It's on. It's on. Let me see that. I want you all to sing along to the fifth dimension now. Hey, everyone, this is Miles. What song are you going to sing? The fifth dimension. You have to get some better references, I think. No, I was just watching that DTF St. Louis. Oh, you were? I haven't watched it yet. How was it? Boy, if you like dong, man, is it loaded? Oh, really? Well. I know you don't care, but there you are. I don't care. I think that's fine. No, I don't. Yes. I don't know. Whatever. I'm a little old-fashioned. How many different penises would you say you saw on the show so far? I don't know. So many you can't count? There was just one is enough. One. Yeah, one.
I think you're right. No, it's good. Besides that, Jason Bateman, oh, he's great. Linda Gargolini. Did Jason Bateman show his penis? Is that what you're talking about? No, no, no. What about the Stranger Things guy? Well, I can't really go into it. Oh, okay. It's one of those you have to see it? Yeah. It turns out Linda Cardellini is actually tucked. which is like the surprise shocker, like the Stomelon twist that you were not expecting. Oh. Yeah. Why would you reveal that? You wouldn't talk about the stranger thing. I thought you were going to watch this show, so I don't want to ruin it for you. Yeah, you'll just tell me that. Oh, Linda Carlini, by the way. No, I made that up. Oh, okay. There you go. I do. I am curious to watch it.
I doubt if it was even shot down here. I'm sure they have some establishing shots or something. I think I saw your house in the background. It wasn't there. Are they in the burbs or are they in the city? They're in the burbs. Is there a city called Twyla or something like that? No. I made it up, I think. Oh, they wouldn't do that. They're going to show dicks. They're not going to pick anything up. Yeah. penis is the only honest. Yeah, it's not an honest show unless you see all yeah if you see a penis, it's an honest show for christ then you know it's real. Yeah, salt of the earth. Yeah, that's what i can't enjoy myself i yeah i um i do have that on my, uh, list of things to watch. I think you would enjoy it well okay good is it funny
Did you know? Well, see, I saw the preview, and I thought, hmm, this is right up my alley, you know? All right. We're going to show dicks. Yeah, like, no, no. No, like, Linda's at this ball game with Jason, and she's got this beers in her hand, and she puts one in between her legs. And she's like, this one's for you, Bob. And he's like, no, no, no, I can't. She's like, yeah, I know. All right. Can I have a straw? Huh? That would have added something to it. Yeah. Yeah. They're a Bush stadium, which. Oh my God. I didn't look at that. That's the funniest joke. I didn't even think about it. Yeah. Yeah. You're right. Bush, which is, yeah. And she puts the beer between your legs. Huh? Yeah. Huh?
naturally brewed. She didn't call herself, you know, get your beer from Little Augie, did she? Yeah, I don't know. It's my own IPA, you know what I'm saying? Belma from the Scooby-Doo movies? Oh my gosh. Yeah, so I see the preview, I'm like, oh, all right, this is right up Miles' alley, and then I start watching, I'm like, pump the brakes. It really is up my alley. so i think you'll like it. Okay, well, I'll check it out. I've got, for some reason, I've got uh things stacking up here, so. Yeah. On the show...]]>2014false2711fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-shape--70576227 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/XjjoSvokt2U Bob feels he is getting scrutinized at a work lunch, while Miles visits his old temp job and gets rewarded. Good Shape Bad AI Transcript I'm coming out. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Welcome to Static. We had to get the requisite Miles title throat clearing going on here. I have a disease. I was going to say, what condition do you have now? The same thing that Michael Douglas had. What was that? Yeah. HPV? Yeah. I don't know how you got that. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you replace the middle P with a different word like human penis virus or something like that. that would be your HPV, I think. That's funny. Yeah. That's funny. You feeling okay? Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm still here. I'm still here that's fantastic are you you're all right i'm well i could be better. Yeah? I'm good, but i could be better. Oh. I, um, I recently had an experience that makes me wonder about a few things. Our sexual identity? That could be one of them, but I don't think it has anything to do with this story. Okay. So I'm taking over a project. And in doing so, I met the person who was doing this. They're going to retire.
And, you know, I've had like some emails and a couple of zoom calls. Well, it got to the point now where I had to go meet with them to get like some files and things. Right. And so, uh, I did that and, you know, I'm, I love to go to lunch. I don't know if I've, if I've made that clear. Oh yeah. You don't miss lunch. I would miss dinner more than – definitely breakfast, but lunch I like to catch. And so I happen to be there over lunch, and I'm like, well, let's go get some lunch. So before we go get lunch, we're kind of going through stuff, and I'm getting information passed off to me. And it's this woman, and she's going to retire, and she's like, well –
My husband, he tore his Achilles tendon, and he was playing Frisbee on the beach. He's a 65-year-old man. You can't be running around playing Frisbee on the beach when you're 65. Jeez, what the hell? Right. And then she's looking at me, I think, somewhat scrutinously. Yeah. She's like, well, he's in great shape. Unlike. Yeah, no, she didn't say that, but she's just like kept saying he's in great shape. But even in great shape, you can't be playing frisbee at 65. Well, I didn't know, right? Yeah, and i'm like, oh, it's terrible. That's how horrible oh surgery you know, he tore his achilles Achilles. Yeah, and I'm like, that just sounds horrible. It just happened. They were on vacation and it just happened. So then we get to lunch. Again, she brings it up.
My husband, he's in great shape. his ass it's awesome. He tore his Achilles. Yeah, I got it yeah yeah i got it. And then i feel like she's kind of giving me the, like, you know, there's, there's no way in hell you can play frisbee on the beach. Is she just got up being alzheimer's or something that she keeps forgetting no i i don't think well she didn't repeat anything else. I mean, she's retiring. Maybe she has to retire. No, No, I don't think she has to. I was just like, okay, okay. But she kept all in the lunch. Same thing. You know, he's not fat and hairy. That's right. It's like he's in really good shape. And I'm like, I'm like, is this, you know,
Maybe she was trying to encourage you as you were eating your salad. I did have salad, by the way. You love salad. I know. You're on the salad kit. But I did have a slice of pizza as well. You take the good, you take the bad. This is the crazy thing. I've never had anybody do this when I've gone to lunch with them. She ordered onion rings for the table. Oh, boy. I'm like, she's talking about how good shape her husband is, and she gets these big onion rings. Yeah. I'm like, it's totally incongruous. I don't know where this is going. I don't understand it. She was seeing how you'd react to it, probably. Well, unfortunately, I don't react to much. It was a test. You think? It was absolutely 100%.
percent test, yeah. Well, I tried to be, you know, well, I'm sorry that he hurt his ankle or whatever yeah but yeah i but yeah again and again, I mean, how many times do i got to be tested? I don't know if i told you this or not. Like, oh, please, God, no. So I was just like, I'm like, I was very confused. I mean, she's a very nice person and everything, but yeah. This just seemed to, I mean, obviously it was on her mind, you know, worried about her husband because of the situation, but he's in very good shape. And I don't know if she was trying to set me up with him or. You need to do what my dad used to do to people. He'd just be like, hurt it. And he'd just cut you off. Hurt it. You already mentioned it. Yeah. He just cut it off. Like, nope. Yeah. But I felt a little bit.
self-conscious eating my slice of pizza. Did you have any onion rings? I did. Of course I did. I love onion rings. Oh, you have failed. How is that a fail? They're delicious. I'm telling you, this is like some Hannibal Lecter bullshit she's doing on you, man. Oh, I'm no good at that. And you fell for it. You completely fell for it. I go, oh, are these to share? Yeah, okay. And so I had a couple. You're going to be taking off this project tomorrow. I guarantee it. No, it's all still moving forward. Somehow, you'll be out of this. No, everything was fine. We got along great. I am the Nostradamus, okay? I can see it. I'm telling you right now. Pretty much moving forward with it. I think your days are numbered. Thank you. I appreciate that. I wish I was in better shape now.
You salad-eating freak. 65-year-old husband in good shape, mind you. He's got buns. I wanted to say, after the third time, you got a picture? I want to see him in a Speedo. That's right. They were in Hawaii, so maybe he was in a Speedo for a while. He probably left out the part where he was throwing a bunch of co-eds or something, trying to show off. didn't hear the, who the other person he was throwing to. It obviously wasn't her because she was not, she was. Yeah. About the whole situation. So. Yeah, it was some college girls he was playing frisbee with and he got hurt and he totally lied to his wife like oh wow you would do. You're like, yeah, I still got it. Yeah. And I'd be sucking in my gut the whole time. Like, hey, ladies, let's go
Suck it in your dinner tube. How are you going to suck your gut in? I can't do it anymore. Yeah, I know. I can't do it anymore. If you sucked your gut in, your back would balloon. Yeah. Like a goddamn bullfrog. I just literally have 10 pounds of shit in a 10-pound bag. There's nowhere for it to go. I would guess it's a little more than 10 pounds. Yeah. Well, I was trying to be nice. I'm trying to be nice to myself but yeah I was like, well, this is an interesting conversation. Although we did talk about other stuff, but she just kept bringing it up, and I was like, hmm. Interesting. Hmm. Well. So, yeah. All's well that ends well I don't know. I'm thinking there's more to it.
Yeah. Well, I'll let you know. I'm still talking to her because it's a slow transition. Not for long. Not for long. Okay. I'm calling it right now. Well, you, I mean, you have more insight into these kind of things than I do. And when it happens, I don't want to hear you crying. Okay? I don't want to hear it. I'm not. I didn't take it off the project or collect it. I hit a ring and I messed everything up. I am a fat, sloppy jerk. Why did I eat the onion ring? I'm sorry. Your husband got hurt. I'm sorry. I was at lunch at that place I was telling you about, the Iowa place. I'm like, have you ever heard of this? You're like, no.
I don't know every restaurant in the world like you. I know, yes. I'm sorry. No, I don't go to a lot of restaurants. I don't eat out a lot. I just went to a new restaurant. No, come on. You're always going places. When's the last time I went to a restaurant? I don't know, this weekend, probably. Come on. What? Come on. Yeah, probably. Nah, come on. Yeah, you guys eat out all the time. All right, well, tell me then. When was the last time? I don't know. I don't go anywhere anymore. I'm disabled. I don't know. I'm disabled. I'm disabled. I'm waiting for my placard to show up. I don't need to go into places that allow scooters. Yeah, non-salad eating places where I like to go. I didn't go see, no, I didn't go anywhere this weekend, but Friday night I went out to lunch with my friend, yeah. Actually, if I'm going to eat out somewhere new, it would be with my son because he always wants to eat somewhere new. Well, there you go, see? Well, no, I did eat out a couple weeks ago, now that I think about it. Exactly. Exactly.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I went to a Mexican place. Yeah, that's right. Oh, old memory. Yeah. Yeah, that's the lady. That's the lady that didn't think I deserved ranch on my taco salad. Yeah, well, you probably don't. No? She's acting like you, like, well, really? You might want to go sans the ranch. Yeah, that's a little fattening. Yeah. A lot of bad stuff in that ranch. I should know. Yeah. You look like you're half full of ranch for Christ's sake. I cut you open right now. White shit would come flying out. Your belly button just oozes ranch. Yeah. Right. So what's up with you? I'm apparently the number one. I'm not 65. Just so the idea that I am. I'm not. I'm not 65 yet. Yeah.
And you're not really, I mean, looking at you, you're not really in horrible shape. I mean, you know, you're not skinny, but I mean, you're not in horrible shape. I'm not skinny, but, you know. I mean, you're average, but I mean, you're not skinny, you know. Yeah, I certainly wouldn't put myself as skinny. But you're not junior samples either, I mean. No, no. I am s]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10693Tue, 10 Mar 2026 18:28:52 +0000Bob LeMentBob feels he is getting scrutinized at a work lunch, while Miles visits his old temp job and gets rewarded. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/XjjoSvokt2U Bob... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/XjjoSvokt2U Bob feels he is getting scrutinized at a work lunch, while Miles visits his old temp job and gets rewarded. Good Shape Bad AI Transcript I'm coming out. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Welcome to Static. We had to get the requisite Miles title throat clearing going on here. I have a disease. I was going to say, what condition do you have now? The same thing that Michael Douglas had. What was that? Yeah. HPV? Yeah. I don't know how you got that. Yeah. Yeah. Unless you replace the middle P with a different word like human penis virus or something like that. that would be your HPV, I think. That's funny. Yeah. That's funny. You feeling okay? Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm still here. I'm still here that's fantastic are you you're all right i'm well i could be better. Yeah? I'm good, but i could be better. Oh. I, um, I recently had an experience that makes me wonder about a few things. Our sexual identity? That could be one of them, but I don't think it has anything to do with this story. Okay. So I'm taking over a project. And in doing so, I met the person who was doing this. They're going to retire.
And, you know, I've had like some emails and a couple of zoom calls. Well, it got to the point now where I had to go meet with them to get like some files and things. Right. And so, uh, I did that and, you know, I'm, I love to go to lunch. I don't know if I've, if I've made that clear. Oh yeah. You don't miss lunch. I would miss dinner more than – definitely breakfast, but lunch I like to catch. And so I happen to be there over lunch, and I'm like, well, let's go get some lunch. So before we go get lunch, we're kind of going through stuff, and I'm getting information passed off to me. And it's this woman, and she's going to retire, and she's like, well –
My husband, he tore his Achilles tendon, and he was playing Frisbee on the beach. He's a 65-year-old man. You can't be running around playing Frisbee on the beach when you're 65. Jeez, what the hell? Right. And then she's looking at me, I think, somewhat scrutinously. Yeah. She's like, well, he's in great shape. Unlike. Yeah, no, she didn't say that, but she's just like kept saying he's in great shape. But even in great shape, you can't be playing frisbee at 65. Well, I didn't know, right? Yeah, and i'm like, oh, it's terrible. That's how horrible oh surgery you know, he tore his achilles Achilles. Yeah, and I'm like, that just sounds horrible. It just happened. They were on vacation and it just happened. So then we get to lunch. Again, she brings it up.
My husband, he's in great shape. his ass it's awesome. He tore his Achilles. Yeah, I got it yeah yeah i got it. And then i feel like she's kind of giving me the, like, you know, there's, there's no way in hell you can play frisbee on the beach. Is she just got up being alzheimer's or something that she keeps forgetting no i i don't think well she didn't repeat anything else. I mean, she's retiring. Maybe she has to retire. No, No, I don't think she has to. I was just like, okay, okay. But she kept all in the lunch. Same thing. You know, he's not fat and hairy. That's right. It's like he's in really good shape. And I'm like, I'm like, is this, you know,
Maybe she was trying to encourage you as you were eating your salad. I did have salad, by the way. You love salad. I know. You're on the salad kit. But I did have a slice of pizza as well. You take the good, you take the bad. This is the crazy thing. I've never had anybody do this when I've gone to lunch with them. She ordered onion rings for the table. Oh, boy. I'm like, she's talking about how good shape her husband is, and she gets these big onion rings....]]>1491false2710fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/labor-mooch--70428693 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/PRuL_RKy4Nc Miles is mad because his neighbor won't work for free, while Bob reveals he was a mooch back in the day as well. [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/03/03/labor-mooch/" title="Labor Mooch" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/03/03/labor-mooch/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————- I like my blue jeans blue. Thank you. Mmhmm. it puts the lotion in the basket. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. It's Miles Tittle. Hi, Miles. That's right. That's right. How's Miles Tittle doing tonight yeah all right doing all right yeah yeah Someone mispronounced my name and now Bob thinks it's funny to make fun of the lady. It's a nice lady, but yet Bob has made fun of her and her. Mispronunciation. Mispronunciation and some other things he said, which I will not repeat. There's somebody that's not me in this conversation who's like, you're supposed to put a comma there. You're supposed to put a thing there. You're messing up your grammar. I love that voice. It was so disturbing. Don't you know how to write? Did you go to school? You got a degree, don't you? Okay, can you say it puts the lotion in the basket with that voice? It puts the ellipses on the line. Thank you.
That's your Mr. Grammar Police every time I write an email. I'm like quickly going, and you're like, God, did you know how to write? Jesus Christ, God damn. Well, you just used the wrong form of a word from time to time. You're not doing third person all the time, for Christ's sake. You're wrong. You're one of those people that doesn't know the difference between there, there, and there. You know what I'm saying? There, there, there. And I have to correct you. And you're like, oh, I missed that day in school. You got the idea across. Quit being such a, you know, goddamn stickler. Yeah. But. But. You do know how to, you know, read your last name and say it. Say my name, say my name. Yeah.
at the very very least you know she could have listened just to the show. just Not even very long into the show. She could listen to this the first, like, three seconds of the show. You say your goddamn name no i she didn't hear the show. I wrote her. I know, but she took a moment. No. Why does she want to take a moment and listen to our shitty show for my God. a million shows out there to avoid. This is one of them. Mr. Miles Tittle wrote me today and he said, are ghosts real? I wrote several questions. Of course they are. What are you asking me for? Because I want to make money off it. So what? How many questions did you send this poor woman? No wonder she's just
wore down from you sending her questions. I might as well answer this. I'll get this guy's name wrong so he'll never write me again. This is what we do. We pool our money. We buy some old shitty buildings about ready to fall down and we swear that it's haunted. It is haunted. And then we bring in groups and they'll immediately fall for it and be like, hey, you're right. Okay. Where's the building at? I mean, property's probably cheaper, like, closer to where you live. Oh, you think? Oh, yeah, you're in the French Riviera up there, sure. Yes, I'm on Lake Okeechobee, yes. Don't want to brag. Everything is so high-priced, you can't even get anything for under five grand. I'm somewhere between Clive and West Des Moines, yes. Oh, yeah. Love you.
This is the most haunted house. This is the most haunted house in Iowa. Can you believe it? God damn. I'm telling you. This is how you get rich. You charge everyone. Ed Gein took a dump here two years ago. I swear to God. Hey, whatever. I'd make up shit. You know what? Everywhere around here is like Al Capone was here. I would immediately throw that in. Al Capone was here. It's documented. He ejaculated in here somewhere. I swear to God. Found it. Oh, my God. That's not ectoplasm. There's a question for you to write that, lady. Do ghosts have orgasms? You know what? I'm not going to write that. I'm not going to write that. You know, this is what got me in trouble with Will Wheaton.
Okay, the actor yes i i try to do, like, this funny bit that you're doing right now, and it completely imploded. And you never forgave me for it okay well but now you know why. It's all happening right now. I know. Now it's going back files well wheaton was flown to the island. Come on. Yeah. When he was a young act when he was a kid actor. And he's traumatized. And then here you're like, who's got the biggest ding dong in the mud pit? It was a legit question. I don't know what, you know, it triggered him. You triggered. I don't know. I mean, I would guess river Phoenix, but I don't know. We'll know now. Two things that never get old river jokes and river Phoenix, you know, that's what I say. Oh my goodness. Gracious me. Yeah. I was a little bit of a mood tonight. I'm very tired. I've been,
traveling okay grouchy pants tonight. Yeah, a little grouchy really tired man you know i will be traveling forever. So yeah, I'm just a little, I'm a little tired i've been oh no i just i was waiting for your story to begin. I was like okay i'm trying to i'm trying to think of what i feel like talking about. That's the problem. There's so much so much happening. The tittle thing, everything is going off here. Apparently, the lady set you off. I know. You're like, who the hell do you think you are? I'm trying to think of what I'm allowed to talk about here. Don't worry. We'll cut out this part. Why don't you go first and let me think a little bit. I'm a little bit pissed off about international events right now.
Oh, what? Iran? No. Oh. Something a little bit more important than Iran. Oh, really? Something more important than that. Okay. Yes. Much more important. You're so small-minded. Yeah. Okay. That you even say that. What should I be? Like the International Bikini Fest is not going to happen this year or what? This is typically not a political show, but it's going to become one. Oh, Christ. Maybe we should go back to Tittle. So I'm at work, and I have kind of this cheap security camera set up on my front door. Oh, yeah. Like, it's not a ring. It's a knockoff. It's kind of through my phone carrier. I don't even know what that means. Anyway. Is that your house, or is it at the office?
No, it's at my house, but it alerts me on my phone. It'll either say animal, person, or vehicle. Animal, mineral, or vegetable. Is that your door? We keep getting so many minerals stopping by the house. Ball site or whatever the fuck. I don't know what minerals are. ball site what i don't know. Is that some kind of i don't know. Okay. Maybe Tittle is your last name. Fuck. I don't know yeah i mean i've been to some shit. I don't know so okay so the the doorbell goes off. So I'm at work and it's you know buzzing like what the fuck is going on? It says person. I'm like, oh, that's a lot of beeping for a person. Monkey, monkey. Yeah, I didn't know what was going on. Like, did Bob come up to my house and he's trying to break in? I mean, what? Yeah. And I look and it's my neighbor, Mr. Miyagi. Oh, sweeping the sidewalk. My old tittle is so messy. Well, that's what I thought. Okay, because I saw him. He's got a garbage can and a rake. He never picks up his dog shit.
Yeah. Well, he'd need a shovel for that. Yeah. So in the past, this guy, when he was in better health, used to like rake my yard occasionally. Yeah. When he had company coming over, I don't want to look like I live in the pig sty with my neighbor who never does shit. And he would occasionally shovel out my driveway too for free. So I'm like, Oh, this old geezer, you know, he's, got with it like man but wait because i don't like the you know i don't really rake my yard just wait for like the wind to blow it into other people's yard yeah yeah i do the same thing, but i live a little further away from people than you do. Yeah, right. Yeah, you're like in the mix. I'm like on the side of the mix there, so. You're like the kennedy compound, and i'm more like, uh. Our, uh, Jackie, are we gonna rake the fuck no we're not gonna rake the leaves we're gonna wait for the wind to blow.
Yep. yeah So I'm thinking, okay, this old geezer's finally getting with it to do his job you know i'm like man do the job i've assigned him. Yeah. I want him to clean up my yard for free as he used to do. As he used to do. You know, you're enabling me, Mr. Miyagi, but you need to keep doing it. Yeah. And, uh, well, you know, it's his choice. I mean, you know, I didn't tell him to do it, but. So, uh, I go, you know, I'm going to go home for lunch and I'm going to see what a great job he did on my yard. And I'm going to thank him. And I'm going to run into him. I'm going to give him a fiver. If I see him, I'm going to say, Hey man, here's five bucks for doing it. Thank you. Like, keep it, keep it, you know, cheap ass bastard. So I come home. Oh no. He has not touched my yard at all. Good.
He is cutting over my yard to go to my neighbor on the other side of me to clean his yard. Oh, but he's cutting right through my yard. My pile of leaves have two piles out there to get to the neighbors. Well, my son had done some raking, but he never actually picked it up anyway. Um, So, yeah, so I'm like the Oregon Trail for this guy, you know, with his, you know, dumpster, you know, on wheels. Yeah, he's cleaned up. No, he's cleaned up the neighbor's yard. Well, that neighbor probably is nice to him and does stuff for him or something. I'm like the balls, the balls on this guy. He doesn't have to clean up your yard. What way? You're cutting through my yard, though. You owe me.
Well, can you talk out of the doorbel]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10678Tue, 03 Mar 2026 22:45:15 +0000Bob LeMentMiles is mad because his neighbor won't work for free, while Bob reveals he was a mooch back in the day as well. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/PRuL_RKy4Nc... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/PRuL_RKy4Nc Miles is mad because his neighbor won't work for free, while Bob reveals he was a mooch back in the day as well. [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/03/03/labor-mooch/" title="Labor Mooch" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/03/03/labor-mooch/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————- I like my blue jeans blue. Thank you. Mmhmm. it puts the lotion in the basket. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. It's Miles Tittle. Hi, Miles. That's right. That's right. How's Miles Tittle doing tonight yeah all right doing all right yeah yeah Someone mispronounced my name and now Bob thinks it's funny to make fun of the lady. It's a nice lady, but yet Bob has made fun of her and her. Mispronunciation. Mispronunciation and some other things he said, which I will not repeat. There's somebody that's not me in this conversation who's like, you're supposed to put a comma there. You're supposed to put a thing there. You're messing up your grammar. I love that voice. It was so disturbing. Don't you know how to write? Did you go to school? You got a degree, don't you? Okay, can you say it puts the lotion in the basket with that voice? It puts the ellipses on the line. Thank you.
That's your Mr. Grammar Police every time I write an email. I'm like quickly going, and you're like, God, did you know how to write? Jesus Christ, God damn. Well, you just used the wrong form of a word from time to time. You're not doing third person all the time, for Christ's sake. You're wrong. You're one of those people that doesn't know the difference between there, there, and there. You know what I'm saying? There, there, there. And I have to correct you. And you're like, oh, I missed that day in school. You got the idea across. Quit being such a, you know, goddamn stickler. Yeah. But. But. You do know how to, you know, read your last name and say it. Say my name, say my name. Yeah.
at the very very least you know she could have listened just to the show. just Not even very long into the show. She could listen to this the first, like, three seconds of the show. You say your goddamn name no i she didn't hear the show. I wrote her. I know, but she took a moment. No. Why does she want to take a moment and listen to our shitty show for my God. a million shows out there to avoid. This is one of them. Mr. Miles Tittle wrote me today and he said, are ghosts real? I wrote several questions. Of course they are. What are you asking me for? Because I want to make money off it. So what? How many questions did you send this poor woman? No wonder she's just
wore down from you sending her questions. I might as well answer this. I'll get this guy's name wrong so he'll never write me again. This is what we do. We pool our money. We buy some old shitty buildings about ready to fall down and we swear that it's haunted. It is haunted. And then we bring in groups and they'll immediately fall for it and be like, hey, you're right. Okay. Where's the building at? I mean, property's probably cheaper, like, closer to where you live. Oh, you think? Oh, yeah, you're in the French Riviera up there, sure. Yes, I'm on Lake Okeechobee, yes. Don't want to brag. Everything is so high-priced, you can't even get anything for under five grand. I'm somewhere between Clive and West Des Moines, yes. Oh, yeah. Love you.
This is the most haunted house. This is the most haunted house in Iowa. Can you believe it? God damn. I'm telling you. This is how you get rich. You charge everyone. Ed Gein took a dump here two years ago. I swear to God. Hey, whatever. I'd make up shit. You know what? Everywhere around here is like Al Capone was here. I...]]>2024false279fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/death-watch--70261066 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/UcksmQ91k3M Bob finds out that even more of his high school classmates have died, while Miles is still on the mend. In other hopeful news, the Old Man stops by. [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/02/24/death-watch//" title="Death Watch" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/02/24/death-watch/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————- You can keep singing, Miles. Go ahead and sing. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Bob wax it to Jessica Pandy. Hey everyone, this is Miles. Hey Miles. Hey Jim. Jim from the doors. Wink. Yeah, I don't buy it. Yeah, I think that is him. I don't even know what I'm doing. Look, look, there's my little pit. There I am right there. Oh. Is that right there? It's hard to see your name's cover now. Is that Hulk Hogan? No, that's my logo for my podcast, The Old Man's Podcast. Oh, okay. Oh, I see it now. Okay. I don't see it. I don't see it. I can't see it. Well, you got cartoon eyes, Bob. That's true. I'm looking through cartoons. You got cartoon eyes.
How do I make my screen small to join? I mean, like we were, we had the three screens up there. If you go to the bottom and click on the little four squares, you go… There you go. There you go. Welcome, everybody. Miles is still alive. We're on Death Watch. Yeah, I'm back. Miles is on Death Watch, so thankfully he's not dead. The devil tried to get me, but… Actually, I was just going to log in and listen, listen to you guys. And then I started clicking buttons. And before I know it, bing, bang, boom, here I am. There he is. Yeah. I'm here. I'm not listening to the show. I am in the show. You're in the show. That's what happens. Dan Haggerty. I was going to say Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse. Yeah. This is a good old boy.
Never meaning no harm. All you ever saw in the trouble with the law since the day they was born. Yeah. Miles is wearing his Daisy Dukes in memory. How Kamala can see in Miles is just that profile pic. That's why he looks like a dumb guy. Yeah. Oh, so I get it. So you guys are incognito. Nobody knows what you guys really look like. And everybody look at me and go, oh, they're going to. Yeah. Well, you look like 100 other people at Christmastime. What do you mean? I've had death threats. So I just kind of use that picture at this point. I'm going to be honest with this. Not even his own picture. Yeah. No, it's true. He has in the past. He did have death threats. Oh, yeah.
We're not talking about a lot of stuff. You can go read them if you want. Your comedy is that bad? Yeah. Well, maybe misdirected. I stepped on some sacred ground, so to speak. Yeah, people are too touchy. I don't know, man. I don't know when people want to drown me in a lake and stuff like that. This was decades ago even. Yeah. Well, actually, we started our careers being threatened. Yeah, that's true. In college, we were on the radio in college. If you play that song again, I'm going to come up there and kill you. No kidding. Amazing. I guess maybe I've had death threats. I don't know. But I think if I had, I've just laughed at him. Yeah, sure. Whatever. I'm an old man.
Now? Now you're gonna speed up the process? Yeah, this is what 30 some years ago i was a young man. I didn't want to die. I still don't come on. Man, man. I wrestle with the grim reaper every day. You look like richard dreyfus a little bit. Oh, my goodness. It's Mr. Holland's opus. Yeah. Really? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Did he have a beard in that movie? I don't think he did in that one, but he's got one now, I think. Yeah. Hoopa. Drive the boat. Hoopa. So the old man's with us. We got Miles, who's still alive and kicking. Yeah. Good job. I was going to tell a story about, you know, Miles had a, we'll say a near-death experience. Why not?
Okay. Right. Yeah. And he's still recovering from it. And then he commented last week about how all these people I've known, not just him, but I've known have passed away. And so this last weekend, I was helping a friend of mine do some stuff. And we went to school together, high school. And I got like about 10 more people on the list, Miles. What? Yeah, he's like, oh, yeah. So he's like, hey, did you know this David guy, he died from cancer? I'm like, what? When did this happen? Oh, my God. I spent like six hours learning about all these people who have died slowly over an afternoon. What about that girl you screwed in the rock quarry? Is she still alive? She's still alive, yes. What about the girl that held your penis at Burger King? Is she still alive?
Still alive. Still alive. Mostly men have died. Mostly guys. Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I was just like, what? It was like non-stop. We'd talk about something and they'd be like, yeah, oh yeah, so-and-so died. I'm like, what? Where was I? Where have I been? I got a story for you. What's up? A guy I went to school, a friend of mine in high school, when we graduated. Did he die? No. He joined the Tucson Police Department. And he had been there for a couple of years. And I went down and I hooked up with him. And I started asking him about all the people we went to school with. And he goes, oh, yeah, we get these perp books to look at, you know, people with mugshots. He goes, yeah, I see people in there all the time. I go, really? He goes, yeah. I flip through the book and I go, oh, he's dead.
Oh, yeah, he died. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's in jail. It's like an after-school yearbook. It's like the never-ending after-school special. I'm only a perp. You're the angel dust. You know, well, I'm at that age, Bob, where every, you know, people I know, everybody's dying around me. I mean, it's like, you know, it's like my neighbor, Bob, he's a couple of years older than me. He's the guy I used to go golfing with. And he'd say, he'd come over, he'd go, hey, hey, old man, you know, we're next. I go, what are you talking about? He goes, everybody's dying. You and I, we're left. We're the only ones left. We're next. I'm going, hey, get away from me, morbid. death angel it's a death angel. I mean, it's one thing, I mean, you expect that you're you know, your folks, your parents, and whatnot yeah aunts and uncles, all that is expected because of the progression of time, but yeah, your your compadres right your peers you're not ready, I'm not ready for that. This is terrible. I'm never ready for someone to tell me somebody died. Like, I had a
a person I went to school with contacted me and said, oh, my mother passed away. And I'm going, oh. And I'm starting to think, well, I'm getting, you know, well, that's kind of sad. She goes, yeah, she was 96. And I go, yeah, 96, yeah. Yeah, well. Yeah, it should be expected. Yeah, that's like. I mean, how are you supposed to, and right then I realized, I don't know, how am I supposed to feel when it's like, you know, 96, 98, 100? Well, all right, well. Hey, good! Yay! About time. You feel like about time or it's like, well, congratulations. What? You mean this was a decade ago? Didn't I send you a card already? That must be some kind of record. Yeah. But the kind of the side effect of all this is then, of course, you have to tell stories about, oh, I remember them. You know, I'm like, oh, yeah, David, he was a dick. That guy was the worst. I want someone. I want
I want someone to be like that for me. I want someone to tell weird stories. Well, the other thing was, so David's wife, I went to school with him. Him and his wife, they met in high school. They were dating. And his wife kept trying to flash her pussy in class all the time. That was the other memory. I'm like, well, David's wife, Angie, she used to always like spread it. spread her legs and flip her skirt up in class, science class. She'd be like, did you see it? You're like, what? I'm such an idiot. I'm sitting there. I'm like, what is going on? We were sitting in science class and I was like, I don't know, maybe two people away or whatever. She keeps doing this. Everybody's like, ah! I'm like, what? What is going on?
I'm like, they got married? I didn't even know that. Well, she kept sending him invitations. Oh. It was like Morse code. Yeah. It worked. That is strange. How come I never had any strange people like that? No. Well, yeah, she kept asking, you know. It was like, it was really weird. I was just, you just have to, you know, it's like, this is not normal. Somebody asked me about someone that I knew a while ago, and I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I know. And I went into this big story about him, and I'm telling this story. And then halfway through the story, it dawns on me that it's a scene out of a movie I saw. It wasn't a story about him. I mean, how do you get out of that? How do you get out of that afterwards? Yeah, he fell in love with Winona Ryder. Yeah.
I didn't even realize I went to school with Winona until I tell this story. Who knows? Yeah, I was in the back of a car. I don't remember. But all these things kind of come out whenever you get around people that you hadn't, you know, haven't had a long period of time where you're kind of sitting around shooting the, you know, the shit. And it's like, oh, yeah, look, this comes, you know, this happens and that happens, you this person's dead now. And, you know, then they, you know, it just all kind of intertwines into this weird situation. But yeah, I was, uh, I'm trying to think that was probably one of the weirder stories that came out of our conversation was, uh, Angie showing herself in science class. That sounds like the makings of a Hallmark movie. Certainly an eighties comedy. Yeah. Yeah.
this is bunsen burner and sheer panties h]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10672Wed, 25 Feb 2026 03:33:34 +0000Bob LeMentBob finds out that even more of his high school classmates have died, while Miles is still on the mend. In other hopeful news, the Old Man stops by. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/UcksmQ91k3M Bob finds out that even more of his high school classmates have died, while Miles is still on the mend. In other hopeful news, the Old Man stops by. [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/02/24/death-watch//" title="Death Watch" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/02/24/death-watch/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————- You can keep singing, Miles. Go ahead and sing. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Bob wax it to Jessica Pandy. Hey everyone, this is Miles. Hey Miles. Hey Jim. Jim from the doors. Wink. Yeah, I don't buy it. Yeah, I think that is him. I don't even know what I'm doing. Look, look, there's my little pit. There I am right there. Oh. Is that right there? It's hard to see your name's cover now. Is that Hulk Hogan? No, that's my logo for my podcast, The Old Man's Podcast. Oh, okay. Oh, I see it now. Okay. I don't see it. I don't see it. I can't see it. Well, you got cartoon eyes, Bob. That's true. I'm looking through cartoons. You got cartoon eyes.
How do I make my screen small to join? I mean, like we were, we had the three screens up there. If you go to the bottom and click on the little four squares, you go… There you go. There you go. Welcome, everybody. Miles is still alive. We're on Death Watch. Yeah, I'm back. Miles is on Death Watch, so thankfully he's not dead. The devil tried to get me, but… Actually, I was just going to log in and listen, listen to you guys. And then I started clicking buttons. And before I know it, bing, bang, boom, here I am. There he is. Yeah. I'm here. I'm not listening to the show. I am in the show. You're in the show. That's what happens. Dan Haggerty. I was going to say Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse. Yeah. This is a good old boy.
Never meaning no harm. All you ever saw in the trouble with the law since the day they was born. Yeah. Miles is wearing his Daisy Dukes in memory. How Kamala can see in Miles is just that profile pic. That's why he looks like a dumb guy. Yeah. Oh, so I get it. So you guys are incognito. Nobody knows what you guys really look like. And everybody look at me and go, oh, they're going to. Yeah. Well, you look like 100 other people at Christmastime. What do you mean? I've had death threats. So I just kind of use that picture at this point. I'm going to be honest with this. Not even his own picture. Yeah. No, it's true. He has in the past. He did have death threats. Oh, yeah.
We're not talking about a lot of stuff. You can go read them if you want. Your comedy is that bad? Yeah. Well, maybe misdirected. I stepped on some sacred ground, so to speak. Yeah, people are too touchy. I don't know, man. I don't know when people want to drown me in a lake and stuff like that. This was decades ago even. Yeah. Well, actually, we started our careers being threatened. Yeah, that's true. In college, we were on the radio in college. If you play that song again, I'm going to come up there and kill you. No kidding. Amazing. I guess maybe I've had death threats. I don't know. But I think if I had, I've just laughed at him. Yeah, sure. Whatever. I'm an old man.
Now? Now you're gonna speed up the process? Yeah, this is what 30 some years ago i was a young man. I didn't want to die. I still don't come on. Man, man. I wrestle with the grim reaper every day. You look like richard dreyfus a little bit. Oh, my goodness. It's Mr. Holland's opus. Yeah. Really? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Did he have a beard in that movie? I don't think he did in that one, but he's got one now, I think. Yeah. Hoopa. Drive the boat. Hoopa. So the old man's with us. We got Miles, who's still alive...]]>2142false278fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/beast-of-bray-road-with-dan--70216929A Happy Moment https://youtube.com/live/yjTf_xJsHcw Transcript (AI transcription) So, Dan, have you had any happy moments lately? I have had some happy moments lately. As a matter of fact, a couple months ago, I was in Detroit to see a Red Wings game. So I'd say that was definitely a happy moment. Did you catch the octopus? Unfortunately, no. I was very tempted to run on your rank and try and grab it. I was sitting too far back. Sitting too far back. Welcome to Mondo Frico. How's everybody doing tonight? I'm here with Dan, formerly of the Happy Moment Podcast. It's going great tonight. How are you? Can I say formally of the Happy Moment podcast? Sure. Okay. I didn't want to bring you down or anything. Oh, no. I'm retired now. You can say it. Oh, okay. Happily retired from a Happy Moment podcast. But you can always go and go and check it out. So the Happy Moment podcast, and here's the YouTube for it.
And then also you can hit him up on Instagram if you want to. And it's available on all podcast platforms. I think I was on there for at least one, right? Maybe two. I can't remember now. There's two happy moments, perhaps. Oh, yeah. Always a happy moment when Bob's on the show. Well, that's very nice of you, Dan. You're such a nice person. But Dan and I are going to talk tonight about… The Beast of Bray Road. Now, I'm going to give you a choice point here, Dan. So I'm assuming you know a little bit about the Beast of Bray Road because we talked previously in emails and you're like, hey, I think I'd like to talk about that. And I said, OK, sure. But I can give you so we do a quiz. I can give you the quiz first or I can give you the quiz after I read a little bit of information about the Beast of Bray Road.
Which would you rather do? Why don't you go ahead and do a little bit of information first? Okay. All right. He's going for the information. Information first, and then we'll do the quiz. How's that? Perfect. So the Beast of Bray Road is a legendary cryptid reported primarily in the rural areas near Elkhorn, Wisconsin, particularly along the quiet stretch of Bray Road. While sightings date back decades, the phenomenon gained national attention in the late 1980s and early 1990s through the investigative work of journalist Linda Godfrey. Witnesses consistently describe a massive, muscular creature standing between six and seven feet tall, covered in thick gray or black fur, and possessing a face that resembles a wolf or a large dog. Unlike a typical canine, however, the entity is frequently observed. Observed.
walking upright on his hind legs or kneeling to eat, often displaying a chillingly humanoid physique and glowing yellowish-orange eyes. Unlike the classic folklore of a werewolf, which involves a human transformation under a full moon, the Beast of Bray Road is often categorized as a skunkowarkin-type creature or a relic prehistoric animal. Theories regarding its origin range from a misidentified large wolf to a bear, to more fringe explanations involving interdimensional portals or occult activity within the nearby Kettle Moraine State Forest. Despite numerous reports and local scares, no physical evidence such as a carcass or DNA sample has ever been recovered to prove its existence. Nevertheless, the legend persists as a staple of American Midwest folklore, cementing the beast's reputation as one of the most terrifying and enduring mysteries of the Wisconsin countryside.
Now, you probably knew a little bit about this, didn't you, Dan? A little bit, yeah. But I actually first heard about The Beast of Bray Road through the movie that was released back in 2005. Oh, I had no idea. It was a movie? The Beast of Bray Road movie? Yeah, yeah. You should check it out. Oh, my God. I will. I didn't even realize this. That's interesting. I read some articles. Yeah, I'm not sure if it's streaming anywhere or not, but it's a good movie. It's pretty scary, actually. All right. I have to look this up now while we're talking. This is something new. I didn't realize there was a beast. I mean, I'm sure that there's something on it, like a documentary, but I don't know. Yeah, no, this is a fiction movie. A Beast of Bray Road. 2005. Is that the one you're talking about?
And it's most definitely a horror movie. Werewolf sightings in Walworth County, Wisconsin, lead a sheriff to investigate a series of deaths caused by a creature with human and wolf DNA. Oh, it's on Tubi. Oh, sweet. So you can stay on Tubi. That's a freebie, right? Yeah. Wow. See, I didn't even know this existed. So I knew about the Beast of Grey Road for quite some time, but I didn't realize that there was a movie. I'm surprised I told you about it. Yeah. This will be my weekend watch now. I'm going to have to watch this one. So what drew you to be interested in that? The movie itself or was there other connections? Well, the movie itself was interesting, but I've also heard a little bit about it through another podcast called
You can say what it was. What's the podcast? On Wednesdays, we talk weird. Okay, but what's the podcast? That's the podcast on Wednesdays, we talk weird. I know, I'm I'm joking, yeah. On Wednesdays We Talk Weird, hosted by Ashley Hilt. Oh, great. And so were you part of the show or were we just listening? Just listening. Oh, okay. I wasn't sure. Because you are – well, I don't – that's a good question now. So I read the little blurb there that I, you know, from my research, but I guess Wisconsin – Did folks up north consider themselves all part of the Midwest as well? In Wisconsin and Michigan and everything? Yeah, that's all considered the Midwest region. Wisconsin, Michigan, Minnesota. Yeah, I never really thought about that. Because I'm from St. Louis, and so I always think of the Midwest as just around here. And then whenever you go further north, I just thought it was further north. I didn't think about it being the Midwest still. Yeah.
So, yeah, I guess it's all part of the Midwest then. But then if you get down to Arkansas, though, that's not the Midwest anymore. No, to us, that's the South. That's the South, right. Pretty much about an hour or hour and a half past St. Louis, it's the South. Okay. You don't even have to get out of Missouri. I mean, and everybody's voices, everybody's accent changes. uh, quite drastically as you get down there. And, uh, yeah. And so then you're in the South, you know, my, my giveaway for knowing you're in the South is if anybody asks you if you want sweet tea, because in St. Louis, people don't ask you that question. But as soon as you get past Cape Girardeau, that's what do you want to drink? You want some sweet tea? It's like, no, no, I don't want any sweet tea. No, you know, you, you,
Yeah, that's not really used in the midwest either. No, exactly. Exactly. So, uh, you were in michigan somewhere and, uh, and so the beast of bray road maybe did you hear about it as a kid or no? No, no, I, I didn't hear about it until i i saw the movie. Until you saw the movie? So not until after 2005 then at least. Yeah. So not until i was an adult. Yeah. See, because I remember it, um, Well, you're younger than I am, but I remember in the 90s because that's when I think a lot of the articles were written from the journalist that I mentioned, which I blanked on her name already. Linda Godfrey was in the, I think sometime in the mid to late 90s. And there was a lot of activity and a lot of articles written about the beast back then.
But before we get into what we think the beast is, would you like to take the quiz? Let's go for it. Quiz. Quiz. Quiz. Here we go. There, you should be able to kind of see the screen. It's probably too small, but I will read out the questions for you. Don't worry. Okay. All right. Here's the first question. We got five questions, right? So we want you to get at least three of them right to win. But if you don't, it's okay. It's not like you're going to get a prize or anything. I'm sorry. Well, if you happen to be in St. Louis, I will take you out to lunch. But only if you answer, if only if you win the quiz. Okay. I will do my best. I'll get you, I'll get you some thin crust pizza. No, no pineapple. What are you? Come on, Dan. Come on. Did you know pineapple pizza was invented in Canada? No, I did not. Yeah. Apparently it was, you know, some kind of PSYOP. The, um,
Number one, in which U.S. state have the majority of sightings of the Beast of Bray Road occurred? I will give you the four choices. If you would like a hint, I will give it to you. A, Wisconsin. B, the state of utter denial. C, Michigan. D, Ohio. And remember, I can give you a hint if you want one. I will say A, Wisconsin. Wisconsin. Wisconsin. We got it right. I hit the wrong button again. Sorry about that, Dan. I'll get it right here. It was right. The legend is centered in Elkhorn and Walworth County within the Midwestern state of Wisconsin. Very good. You got one right. On to number two. Who was the journalist credited with bringing the beast to national attention in the early 90s? Not late 90s. Early 90s. Linda Godfrey, Geraldo Rivera, the local dry cleaner making a fortune on fright-induced laundry or Art Bell?
I'm going to say a Linda Godfrey. Linda Godfrey is right. She was a local reporter who turned eyewitness counts]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10663Sun, 22 Feb 2026 21:17:58 +0000Bob LeMentBeast of Bray Road The Beast of Bray Road is a legendary cryptid reported primarily in the rural areas near Elkhorn, Wisconsin, particularly along the quiet stretch of Bray Road. While sightings date back decades, the phenomenon gained national...A Happy Moment https://youtube.com/live/yjTf_xJsHcw Transcript (AI transcription) So, Dan, have you had any happy moments lately? I have had some happy moments lately. As a matter of fact, a couple months ago, I was in Detroit to see a Red Wings game. So I'd say that was definitely a happy moment. Did you catch the octopus? Unfortunately, no. I was very tempted to run on your rank and try and grab it. I was sitting too far back. Sitting too far back. Welcome to Mondo Frico. How's everybody doing tonight? I'm here with Dan, formerly of the Happy Moment Podcast. It's going great tonight. How are you? Can I say formally of the Happy Moment podcast? Sure. Okay. I didn't want to bring you down or anything. Oh, no. I'm retired now. You can say it. Oh, okay. Happily retired from a Happy Moment podcast. But you can always go and go and check it out. So the Happy Moment podcast, and here's the YouTube for it.
And then also you can hit him up on Instagram if you want to. And it's available on all podcast platforms. I think I was on there for at least one, right? Maybe two. I can't remember now. There's two happy moments, perhaps. Oh, yeah. Always a happy moment when Bob's on the show. Well, that's very nice of you, Dan. You're such a nice person. But Dan and I are going to talk tonight about… The Beast of Bray Road. Now, I'm going to give you a choice point here, Dan. So I'm assuming you know a little bit about the Beast of Bray Road because we talked previously in emails and you're like, hey, I think I'd like to talk about that. And I said, OK, sure. But I can give you so we do a quiz. I can give you the quiz first or I can give you the quiz after I read a little bit of information about the Beast of Bray Road.
Which would you rather do? Why don't you go ahead and do a little bit of information first? Okay. All right. He's going for the information. Information first, and then we'll do the quiz. How's that? Perfect. So the Beast of Bray Road is a legendary cryptid reported primarily in the rural areas near Elkhorn, Wisconsin, particularly along the quiet stretch of Bray Road. While sightings date back decades, the phenomenon gained national attention in the late 1980s and early 1990s through the investigative work of journalist Linda Godfrey. Witnesses consistently describe a massive, muscular creature standing between six and seven feet tall, covered in thick gray or black fur, and possessing a face that resembles a wolf or a large dog. Unlike a typical canine, however, the entity is frequently observed. Observed.
walking upright on his hind legs or kneeling to eat, often displaying a chillingly humanoid physique and glowing yellowish-orange eyes. Unlike the classic folklore of a werewolf, which involves a human transformation under a full moon, the Beast of Bray Road is often categorized as a skunkowarkin-type creature or a relic prehistoric animal. Theories regarding its origin range from a misidentified large wolf to a bear, to more fringe explanations involving interdimensional portals or occult activity within the nearby Kettle Moraine State Forest. Despite numerous reports and local scares, no physical evidence such as a carcass or DNA sample has ever been recovered to prove its existence. Nevertheless, the legend persists as a staple of American Midwest folklore,...]]>30214false24fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/clotted--70125116 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/Cr2KNDaAcpg Miles birthday party takes a terrible turn, while Bob narrowly escapes a tumble. [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/02/17/clotted/" title="Clotted" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/02/17/clotted/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————- Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be. Miss Nakamoto, you're beautiful. Science! Hey everyone, this is Miles. Was that Thomas Dolby? You blinded me with science. You blinded me with science. What was the emotion? Yeah, that was a great song. Yeah, I know. Weird, very weird. Even for the time, I mean, people go back and think, oh, that's normal. No, it's not. That was not normal. Oh, yeah. That was weird. Yeah. Miles, miles, miles. Should we start with the fun stuff and then move to the depressing things? Yeah, if you want. Let's do it. Well, I was… Miles had a birthday recently. And given what has transpired over the last, what, 80, 96 hours. Yeah. I've come to the conclusion that I am psychic. Psychic.
Well, I don't know about that. Yeah, no, I'm psychic. You are psychic. Okay, let's hear this. Because of what happened. I didn't predict anything, but I took action when normally I would have not taken action. Yeah, okay. So Miles tells me, hey, it's my birthday coming up. I'm going to go down to this place, pinball place, and you want to meet up there on my birthday. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that sounds interesting. Now, this is like two and a half or more hours from where I live. Yeah. And you're like, oh, they don't open until like five fucking o'clock. Okay. That's not my fault, but yeah. No, I know, but I'm just saying. And so I'm like, Oh God, that means, well, I can get there, but then how, you know, I don't want to spend the night. Right. Right. Cause you know, I like my, I like my bed. Right. And, uh, and so I'm like, ah, two and a half hours. Which normally I probably would have passed.
But I was thinking about it, and I said, okay. Yeah. I go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. He'll keep calling. Yeah. Yeah. Fair. So I agreed and I said I would go. Yeah. So I left early. I actually was late because I didn't leave as early as I wanted to leave. But because there's I didn't realize it, but there's absolutely fuck all nothing between where I live and where you live. Right. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. Uh, and so, uh, I finally make it and you know, then at that point i have to pee like really bad and i'm almost out of gas because there's not a goddamn gas station between here and there. And, you know, it's like, it's like the people, you know, it's like living in the Amish, you know, neighborhood or something. It's like, everybody's just got a horse and buggy or something. Yeah. I'm driving along. It was actually a nice
drive on the way there. Cause it was, sun was shining, you know, I, I cut out across country for the shortest route, you know, I was in the middle of nowhere and, uh, and it was pretty nice. So then I get there. It's like, I really got a piss. Um, because there's, I mean, I could have pissed on the side of the road, I guess, but the closer I got to the destination, like the more sketchy it got, it was like, there was nothing. And then now all of a sudden I'm in the heart of Gotham city with chemical plants everywhere. Right. You know, the Joker's going to pop out and get me or something, you know? So I had to wait till I, then when I got to the destination, then I had to drive two miles to find a gas station. I'm like, I looked at my phone, like there's no closer gas station. Yeah. How do those people live?
I don't know. I was like, I'm like, well, there's a Casey's down here, which that was my, there was some other like no name off brand, you know, called like Chuck's gas or something. It was a little bit closer, but I'm like, Chuck's gas doesn't sound like it has a nice bathroom. Chuck's gas sounds like Chuck's gas sounds like there's a camera. In the bathroom, you know what I mean? Your poop, yeah. Yeah, and so he's like, I let everybody use the bathroom for free because I make money on the internet. Only fans. So, yeah, I'm like, yeah, Chuck's gas ass cam. So I go to Casey's. So then at this point, I'm late, but then the reality is you were late as well, so
I was bringing a whole crew of people. Well, that's true. You had more, more. I was just by myself. There are loads of people. Yeah. So then we get there and I get to the place. And the first thing I'm faced with is like death stares. I'm like, it's like you walk in the door and you can't go forward. It says, go downstairs. Right. And, i opened the door, and i'm like, holy fuck, this is like steep yeah it's the it seemed rickety, and the handrail is like made for like children under five or something. I couldn't even hold on to it. Yeah, I mean, it's old, yeah. I was like, holy hell is this is gonna do me in i'm gonna take a header down this, and it's like 20 feet or something. It wasn't even like a regular depth.
It is not ADA accessible. No, it's not. No elevator, no… One of those little things, a chair you can sit in and take down. And I've, you know, I've got bad knees, and so I'm like, holy shit, okay, I'm going down. And then I get down, and it's like silence to the lambs. I was expecting somebody to walk around the corner with night vision goggles on. All tucked in. Yeah. That would be you. Yeah, that'd be me. Yeah. So I make my way around this kind of labyrinthian basement area. And there you are with your family. Hey, you made it. It's like, yeah, barely. I was waiting for these stairs to turn into a slide for Christ's sake. welcome Mr. Bond. Yeah. And somebody goes, let's start running so so then yeah this is where you become a real asshole, by the way. Yeah. Go ahead. I was an asshole. Keep going. Yeah. So then i said hi to everybody and, oh, we mean my drink.
Yeah, I was waiting for you to get the whole drink. It's a bar, and so they have all kinds of good stuff, I'm sure. But I'm like, I'm very particular. If no one's ever listened to this show, let me tell you. What could martini please shake? I'm very particular about everything. And so I'm like, well, do you got anything with a zero? And then the guy was just like confused as hell. Huh? He's like, well, like, you don't want any calories? I'm like, no, no, with a zero on the label. Yeah, you threw that dude completely. Yeah, he's like, he didn't even know what the hell I was talking about. Here's a diet. No. No, not a diet. I want zero. Coke zero or Sprite zero. Listen, now, I'm going to tell you this, money puppy. People…
I guess people don't realize that there's a big difference between a diet soda and a zero sugar soda. Yeah, because then you're giving like the whole chemical breakdown. Like, this has more than an inch share. Well, diet sodas typically have saccharin or some, but all the zero ones have aspartame. Right. But it's not just aspartame. It's a whole concoction of things to make it taste a certain way. Mm-hmm. And I was, I kind of tried to get that across, but he was not having any of it. I mean, this did not seem like a gentleman that was like, you know, low functioning. Like I, you know, no, he seemed like a nice enough guy, but he knew his sodas. So, you know what I'm saying? I was like, Oh, he didn't give a shit what I was talking about. That's for sure. Oh, here's a diet, ma'am. So it brought his pushy. Yeah. So I just got some water.
I mean, you'd think I was, like, you know, pissing on his parade there. Yeah, and then you're like, can I have some Perrier water? Well, I thought maybe he had a bottle of water, but no, I just got whatever spill was out of the thing on the… Do you have Poland Springs, perhaps? I need, yeah, Dasani, or, yeah, I don't want Dasani. Do you have any Voss? Yeah. Oh, gosh. I would really love to have some Evian, but, you know, Yeah, you would have completely thrown them on that one. Yeah, I'd love to have some water from the French Alps, but yeah, or Fiji, Fiji water. Yeah. So yeah, I was a little embarrassed. Like, oh, geez. Yeah. So then you're like, you're like trying to corral me. I'm like, no, no, you see, it's got a zero.
Most people would have just like, you know what? Yeah, let's just throw in the towel and you're going to sit there and debate it. Like, okay. No, listen, mate. I'm going to tell you this one more time. I didn't realize it was going on for that long. It's like some Monty Python debate going on here. Then we sat down there for a while and then we were going to go play some pinball. And I'm like, well, You know, where are we going for that? Up another fucking flight of stairs. Yeah. Crazy. And I don't know if you saw it or not, but there's a bathroom down there, like in the basement, but you're not allowed to poop in it. I didn't see that. Thank goodness. You cannot poop in there. They said they'll watch you if you poop. Yeah, well, I mean, it was all… It's a little different. It's a little quirky. Yeah, so then I have to track up this…
A totally different pair of rickety stairs. Yeah. And then when we get up there, it's like pitch fucking black. Yeah, it's dark up there. Walls are painted black. And I'm like, my eyes. I'm like, oh, my gosh. I'm like, is Marcellus Wallace going to be in one of these rooms tied to a log or something? All the light is from, like, the pinball machines, basically. Yeah, that's it. pretty much for most of it. It's weird. It's like, it's almost like root, like little bedrooms or something with video games in it or something. Yeah. They're tiny. They're little rooms. You're right. Except for the big room, but there's a]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10648Wed, 18 Feb 2026 02:00:30 +0000Bob LeMentMiles birthday party takes a terrible turn, while Bob narrowly escapes a tumble. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/Cr2KNDaAcpg Miles birthday party takes a... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/Cr2KNDaAcpg Miles birthday party takes a terrible turn, while Bob narrowly escapes a tumble. [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/02/17/clotted/" title="Clotted" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/02/17/clotted/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————- Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be. Miss Nakamoto, you're beautiful. Science! Hey everyone, this is Miles. Was that Thomas Dolby? You blinded me with science. You blinded me with science. What was the emotion? Yeah, that was a great song. Yeah, I know. Weird, very weird. Even for the time, I mean, people go back and think, oh, that's normal. No, it's not. That was not normal. Oh, yeah. That was weird. Yeah. Miles, miles, miles. Should we start with the fun stuff and then move to the depressing things? Yeah, if you want. Let's do it. Well, I was… Miles had a birthday recently. And given what has transpired over the last, what, 80, 96 hours. Yeah. I've come to the conclusion that I am psychic. Psychic.
Well, I don't know about that. Yeah, no, I'm psychic. You are psychic. Okay, let's hear this. Because of what happened. I didn't predict anything, but I took action when normally I would have not taken action. Yeah, okay. So Miles tells me, hey, it's my birthday coming up. I'm going to go down to this place, pinball place, and you want to meet up there on my birthday. And I'm like, oh, yeah, that sounds interesting. Now, this is like two and a half or more hours from where I live. Yeah. And you're like, oh, they don't open until like five fucking o'clock. Okay. That's not my fault, but yeah. No, I know, but I'm just saying. And so I'm like, Oh God, that means, well, I can get there, but then how, you know, I don't want to spend the night. Right. Right. Cause you know, I like my, I like my bed. Right. And, uh, and so I'm like, ah, two and a half hours. Which normally I probably would have passed.
But I was thinking about it, and I said, okay. Yeah. I go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go. He'll keep calling. Yeah. Yeah. Fair. So I agreed and I said I would go. Yeah. So I left early. I actually was late because I didn't leave as early as I wanted to leave. But because there's I didn't realize it, but there's absolutely fuck all nothing between where I live and where you live. Right. Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. Uh, and so, uh, I finally make it and you know, then at that point i have to pee like really bad and i'm almost out of gas because there's not a goddamn gas station between here and there. And, you know, it's like, it's like the people, you know, it's like living in the Amish, you know, neighborhood or something. It's like, everybody's just got a horse and buggy or something. Yeah. I'm driving along. It was actually a nice
drive on the way there. Cause it was, sun was shining, you know, I, I cut out across country for the shortest route, you know, I was in the middle of nowhere and, uh, and it was pretty nice. So then I get there. It's like, I really got a piss. Um, because there's, I mean, I could have pissed on the side of the road, I guess, but the closer I got to the destination, like the more sketchy it got, it was like, there was nothing. And then now all of a sudden I'm in the heart of Gotham city with chemical plants everywhere. Right. You know, the Joker's going to pop out and get me or something, you know? So I had to wait till I, then when I got to the destination, then I had to drive two miles to find a gas station. I'm like, I looked at my phone, like there's no closer gas station. Yeah. How do those people live?
I don't know. I was like, I'm like, well, there's a Casey's down here,...]]>2142false277fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lement-tonight-for-february-12-2026--70071888OSHOpod.com https://youtube.com/live/srbA_3h1CY8 Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody. It's Lament Tonight. And tonight we got Darcy Fiander and Todd Van Allen with us. How are you guys doing tonight? Darcy, you were mentioned first. Go first. I did that on purpose. I'm good. Bob, it's a delight to be here. Thank you so much for having us. Because Darcy usually doesn't say as much. And so I thought I would just throw him out there. Yeah. Yeah. This is the most uncomfortable you've made him in his own house. Well, you guys live in Canada. He's got an air conditioner behind him. I'm like, what is going on with this guy? No, no, no. When it dips to like minus 12 Celsius, that's when you go, it's too hot in here. Oh, okay. Yeah, I can see that. I can see that happening. So you guys are both from Canada? Yes. We just established that. We were actually talking about…
Tim Horton's putting his privates into a box for you on demand. And if anybody likes donuts and whatnot. And so, yeah, you're here on Lament tonight. Thanks for being here, guys. We really appreciate it. And hopefully we'll have some fun. And I think what I'll do is I'm going to turn it over to you guys to do a little monologue for us of sorts. A monologue? Okay, well, actually monologues are not my forte. Darcy, what do you have? All right. What's going on? What's in the news? Darcy, for people who do not know, there it is. That's exactly what I was going to talk about. We are the co-hosts of the O Show pod, which is OK So Here's One, a podcast celebrating street jokes. What we do is we bring on a guest. Bob, you've done the show at least twice now? I think so, yeah. I think after the second time you said
Don't come back unless you're bringing presents or something. Nope, that's absolutely wrong. Every time your presence is there, that is presence enough. But we will also make sure that we get a street joke out of you. Do you remember what your first street joke was that you told us? Oh, I told, I basically, I told the Monty Python joke. That's right, that's right. That's the essence of street jokes. Street jokes are just in the common, because they would have stolen that for their script. Right, oh. Right? So it's just like, it's jokes that are just out there. Guy walks into a bar, that sort of thing. You know, three chickens are sitting on a stool, like that sort of thing, right? Do you remember what your joke was? I do. Okay. What was it? It's a call and response kind of joke. So my dog has no nose. How does he smell? Horrible. There we are. That's the show. That's the show. Well, we talk with people beforehand, and they can come on and promote the things that they're promoting, right? Yeah.
we forgot to do the promoting part. Oh, no, trust me like there was there were times on the previous essence of the of our of our podcast where publicity people would be in the room, and an hour in, we're talking, and suddenly you go, like, what's what's that what's that do you hear that? And that is just the publicist drumming their fingers going, when are we going to talk about the project when when does that happen? So we don't do that now. And actually, it's weird. For about the past month and a half, everyone's been promoting their shows at Fallsview Casino. Oh, really? We have been on a run of a whole bunch of guests that have come on like they're doing Fallsview Casino in Niagara Falls. And so they come on and they've been promoting their shows. It has been great. It has been great. Again, you've been on. I don't know if you performed at Fallsview Casino. You should. Not to my knowledge.
I was up actually by Niagara Falls, and it was during COVID, and they wouldn't let me cross over. Right. Sorry. Yeah. You're sorry. I was sorry, too. It was right there. I couldn't see it. You're looking around, and you're like, this is the shitty side. I did not want to tell you. I did not want to say. I'm like, the nice stuff's over on the other side. I can't go over there. I know there's an Applebee's. The shitty side has now got something these days. Because it's so cold, the American side has frozen. No! Are you serious? Yeah. It's running underneath it, but there's a huge ice formation over the top. Really? It's actually something to see. It's like a sneeze guard for Niagara Falls. It's just
People coming in looking for the baby corn with the tongs. There's a chocolate fountain around here somewhere. Yeah, exactly. I have friends that have just invested. I somehow got into this and I really don't know how. There's a bunch of people that I don't even work with. It's like a friend of mine who kind of works with them. And they have like a bi-monthly, it was bourbon tasting, but now since the problems, we've moved to other liquors and it was rye for a while. Now they've rotated around. But someone found… I'm going to ask you about the problems. Importing the things? Yeah, there's that. There's that. I have a stash of some things that I have been whittling my way through very gradually. I'll put it that way.
just in case the contraband police are listening. But they found a, like, you know, the chocolate fountain that you mentioned, which is just like this constantly cycling thing. They found one of those, but for old fashions. Oh, okay. So you make a, I guess, a picture of old fashions. You pour it in this fountain, and then you just Don Draper your way through the night. And it's interesting. Yeah. Let's talk about the new Camaro. The dead mill pen will tell you that it's bitchin'. It's bitchin', that's right. I can't believe right now, at this moment, at this exact moment, we have now halved both of our audiences. There is no reason to watch either of these performances. there's no reason well we will be at the casino yeah a couple weeks that is right. Well, I, you can cross the border now uh yeah i know it's gonna be a question of which bridge, but you'll be fine. You know, I might just walk the sneeze guard to be honest with you. Yeah, that's true. Actually that it was actually to to darcy's point um because the canadian side has, has much like what? 10 times the water that goes over.
There was on record a time where it was so cold that it froze. There's pictures. I've seen that. I've seen the pictures. That's the easiest time to go over in a barrel. I don't know. It's like a slope. Maybe a little harder fall. I don't know. No, because it's soft at the bottom. It's all that water. What if there's stalagmites No, never even thought of that. Right. I can't remember whose joke it was, and I'm going to butcher it. Someone asked me what the difference is between stalagmite and stalactite. I was like, well, stalactites have a C. They hang from the ceiling. And stalagmites have made me want to question every decision that I've gone through up to this point. Yes. Yes. That's it. Oh, my goodness. So, yeah, I guess that's our monologue. Well, what's the weather there on this Canadian side? We got to get the weather report. We may have to do metric. I don't know what the conversion metric is. No, just do metric. I'll convert. Okay. I'll be like an interpreter. So, we actually had a warm day today. It was minus 20. That's about 35 Fahrenheit. No, no, that's way lower.
I know. Oh, no, no. That's. Hang on. Double it. Net 30. So if I subtract this, it should be 15 degrees Fahrenheit. OK, 15. Well, I'm just making everybody feel comfortable. So like we were like minus 20. And so I actually got to wear a lighter coat. It was it was nice. Darcy, what was it in Toronto? Balmy minus seven. There you go. Jesus. So you were back in shorts. Well, you had the air conditioner on for Christ's sake. You got that air conditioner. Just walking around the house and his wife runs the heat. Seriously, though, seriously, my window is open on the other side, further down the room here. The window is open with a fan blowing in air from the outside. Really? It does. Was energy free in Canada or something? I mean, for me, it kind of is. I'm not paying for heat.
And it's the old, old hot water radiators. Right. Yeah. So they were cranked up when it was really cold. And it takes a long time for it to adjust. So when the temperature goes up, it just cooks in here. Right. Wow. Yeah. Windows open. It's like turning the Titanic. Yeah. Yeah. Right. And your answer to that is ice. Yeah. Ice. So. Well, there you go. The only application of that particular word that is actually working. It's 40 degrees here right now. Okay, so that's… Hang on. Fahrenheit. Yeah, so that means subtract 30. So you're like 5 degrees Celsius. Yeah, that sounds about right. Wow, you're good at math. Who knew? You know what it is? Literally, it's double it and add 30. So when you go Fahrenheit to Celsius, you do the opposite. So you subtract 30 and then cut it in half. Yeah. That's what you do. I think that old adage applies to many other calculations. Double it and add 30. Oh, yeah. That's…
Sweetheart, what's my wiener and Fahrenheit? That's, uh, yeah. Yeah. Everybody loves that one yep so so uh hold on a second, guys. We have a little, a message from the, uh, sponsors here. I don't know i shouldn't say sponsor because, uh, maybe it's not a sponsor, but let's, uh, Let's take a look. Here we go. Thank you. Oh, there you go. That's gorgeous. Except they don't have, like, knives and grenades in their hands. Yeah, no, it's all v]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10641Sun, 15 Feb 2026 19:34:49 +0000Bob LeMentThis Week Gemini said Bob LeMent hosted Canadian comedians and podcasters Darcy Fiander and Todd Van Allen, co-hosts of the O Show Pod (OK So Here’s One), for a wide-ranging conversation that blended comedy with anecdotal observations about life in...OSHOpod.com https://youtube.com/live/srbA_3h1CY8 Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody. It's Lament Tonight. And tonight we got Darcy Fiander and Todd Van Allen with us. How are you guys doing tonight? Darcy, you were mentioned first. Go first. I did that on purpose. I'm good. Bob, it's a delight to be here. Thank you so much for having us. Because Darcy usually doesn't say as much. And so I thought I would just throw him out there. Yeah. Yeah. This is the most uncomfortable you've made him in his own house. Well, you guys live in Canada. He's got an air conditioner behind him. I'm like, what is going on with this guy? No, no, no. When it dips to like minus 12 Celsius, that's when you go, it's too hot in here. Oh, okay. Yeah, I can see that. I can see that happening. So you guys are both from Canada? Yes. We just established that. We were actually talking about…
Tim Horton's putting his privates into a box for you on demand. And if anybody likes donuts and whatnot. And so, yeah, you're here on Lament tonight. Thanks for being here, guys. We really appreciate it. And hopefully we'll have some fun. And I think what I'll do is I'm going to turn it over to you guys to do a little monologue for us of sorts. A monologue? Okay, well, actually monologues are not my forte. Darcy, what do you have? All right. What's going on? What's in the news? Darcy, for people who do not know, there it is. That's exactly what I was going to talk about. We are the co-hosts of the O Show pod, which is OK So Here's One, a podcast celebrating street jokes. What we do is we bring on a guest. Bob, you've done the show at least twice now? I think so, yeah. I think after the second time you said
Don't come back unless you're bringing presents or something. Nope, that's absolutely wrong. Every time your presence is there, that is presence enough. But we will also make sure that we get a street joke out of you. Do you remember what your first street joke was that you told us? Oh, I told, I basically, I told the Monty Python joke. That's right, that's right. That's the essence of street jokes. Street jokes are just in the common, because they would have stolen that for their script. Right, oh. Right? So it's just like, it's jokes that are just out there. Guy walks into a bar, that sort of thing. You know, three chickens are sitting on a stool, like that sort of thing, right? Do you remember what your joke was? I do. Okay. What was it? It's a call and response kind of joke. So my dog has no nose. How does he smell? Horrible. There we are. That's the show. That's the show. Well, we talk with people beforehand, and they can come on and promote the things that they're promoting, right? Yeah.
we forgot to do the promoting part. Oh, no, trust me like there was there were times on the previous essence of the of our of our podcast where publicity people would be in the room, and an hour in, we're talking, and suddenly you go, like, what's what's that what's that do you hear that? And that is just the publicist drumming their fingers going, when are we going to talk about the project when when does that happen? So we don't do that now. And actually, it's weird. For about the past month and a half, everyone's been promoting their shows at Fallsview Casino. Oh, really? We have been on a run of a whole bunch of guests that have come on like they're doing Fallsview Casino in Niagara Falls. And so...]]>2640false22fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/william-from-whyb--70062115WHYB? https://youtube.com/live/sFVDiDvg_x8 Bad AI Transcript Hey everybody, welcome to a conversation with Bill from the Where Have You Been podcast or WHYB podcast. So where have you been? For a minute there, I was thinking just WHYB and I know that's not the name of the show. So it's kind of interesting the way it works out that way, WHYB. Yeah, I've had people try to tell me I should push it that way, and I feel like that would just confuse people more than I already confuse people. And at WHYB podcast on most of the socials, I guess, right? Yeah, pretty much everywhere. Oh, good. We're just going to get these things out of the way. We'll hit them again later, but I always like to just start off with that. So people, you know, they're like, I don't really want to listen to Bob.
Bill's the interesting one. Let's just go listen to him directly and just forget this whole Bob situation. So then they're all set, right? So they don't have to think about anything. That'll do. So, Bill, why are you asking people where they've been? Are you the government? Officially, no. But unofficially, I guess someday you'll see. Honestly, it's something that, you know, obviously… Well, maybe not everyone knows, but you were also a guest on my podcast as well. That's how we met. And I wasn't sure if you knew that. So now you do. Honestly, it's just something that I have a passion for travel. I've had a passion for travel for many years and just found that having conversations with other people who are passionate about travel just turn into very long conversations and they're very enjoyable. And so I thought, well, I have a radio background. Maybe we turn this into something fun.
Oh, yeah. There you go. Look at that. I'm being all fancy here. So this is your website here. Where have you been? Yeah, no, that's fun, though. I mean, it is interesting that, you know, sometimes people ask that question, but not all the time, right? So some people really aren't interested in where people have been, but honestly, it tells you a little bit about the person, don't you think? Whenever you find out, you know, if this person's been to certain places, doesn't it kind of like, Oh wait, this, you know, puts them in a little, and I don't want to say categorizes people, but it certainly gives you an idea about them perhaps. Yeah, for sure. And I think that you and I may have even touched on this when we talked before that really travel, I think really kind of opens your eyes to,
what's really out there in the world and really can enrich your life in so many ways. And so when you find out that someone has traveled around, you know, even if it's just around the U.S. or whatever, it's still I think it does. It does tell you something about somebody. A, they've got they've had some funds to be able to travel. No, that's not what we're looking for. But yeah, it really does kind of tell you something about somebody, I think. And it doesn't mean that someone who hasn't traveled doesn't have that. had some enrichment in their life or some fulfillment but it's just a completely different thing once you actually do it if you enjoy it well but the other thing would be not so much not, but you, then you find out, well, they don't like to travel. Maybe they're like, no, I don't want to travel anywhere. I don't, I just stay home. And so then that, that says something as well. Right. So, um, not that there's anything bad with it. It's just, you know it everybody's uh
you know, kind of personalities are all different. And so all these things help make up your personality in St. I'm from, I'm in St. Louis, Missouri. And one of the, one of the weird things about St. Louis, I'm not originally from St. Louis, but I moved here when I was, you know, out of college. The, one of the things that people always ask people from St. Louis who grew up here is where did you go to high school? And they ask that question because then it gives them an immediate, huge amount of information on that person. Because depending on where you went to high school and depending on what era now, it's becoming less and less relevant, but it was very relevant for people my age. And it gives the person who you're talking to, okay, now we know you went to the county school. We know you went to a city school. We know you went to a private school.
And so then it kind of shapes the conversation because then you go, oh, then maybe you know this person or that person or whatever. And so the travel question is kind of a similar setup, right? So you ask the person about that. You're like, well, for me, I'm like, well, I've traveled mostly domestically, right? So then you go, oh, have you been here? Have you been there? And it's like an almost immediate narrowing of topic areas for you, which, so you don't have to sit there and go, well, you know, it snowed last week. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I'll be honest with you though. Most of the people that I talk to, well, especially, especially when, with the podcast, I don't talk to a lot of people who, uh, has, who says, uh, I traveled once or twice and I just didn't really like it. That would be a very short podcast episode, but you know, I'm sure that there's people out there that that's happened. Um, a thousand percent. Um,
My mom was one of those. She she enjoyed she enjoyed vehicular travel, did not care for airplane travel whatsoever. And so she was very limited. But so I guess I'm not really tying that together because she did, I guess, enjoy travel to some degree. But she just didn't really want to do the long range travel, you know. So is this recently or in the past? Because I think airline. airline travel has changed drastically over the last 20 years. Yeah, it didn't matter. It didn't matter. But then, you know, my dad, who's still alive, God bless him. He doesn't really care about travel either. Like we used to take the family trips when we were young. We used to do Florida. I grew up in Western New York. So we would go to Florida every winter for a week or two or whatever. And in the summertime or spring, we would go to Cape Cod, Massachusetts. And that was basically it, unless we were going to see family somewhere.
And my dad's somebody who just, I don't think he, you know, he might go see his brother down in Texas or wherever he's at now. But again, it's, that's a trip to see family, not a trip to travel. And so. That's interesting. And that makes a difference as well. Right. So because I think, I don't know, statistically, I can't answer this question, but I think families are more dispersed nowadays, like say in the 21st century here. than they were in the 20th century. And so there becomes a lot of travel just to see family because you don't get to see them regularly. Like before where everybody was each other's neighbors and everything. So that could be a change as well. And for some people like myself who are very lucky and blessed, you have family who lives in New Zealand, which is where I'm heading actually in a couple of weeks to see my daughter finally. Oh, wow. That's right. Yeah. She's a Kiwi. She's a Kiwi then.
I think you and I talked about it. I wanted to try to get there. Well, now I'm actually going. So thank goodness. Wow. Now, how long a flight is that? Start to finish from Pittsburgh, which is where I'm based. It's about 24 hours each way with layovers and such. So where are you going to bounce from? Like, where do you go? Which is the points of switching or at least waiting? Well, they are located in Wellington. So I'll bounce to Dallas and then it's straight from Dallas to Auckland, which is at the very upper tip of the North Island coast. And then a little, just a quick flight from the tip to the southernmost part of the North Island. Yeah, there's a show called Wellington Paranormal. I've heard of it. You should check it out. Maybe I should before I go, yeah. Yeah, just in case. That way you can avoid some nastiness down there in Wellington because it's a comedy show. Yeah.
But that's a long way to go from Dallas all the way to Auckland. You'd think they would break it up somewhere in the middle. I guess there's no real place to break it up. Not really, I don't think. No, I think it is what it is, man. You're going to load up in Texas and then be on the plane forever. Yeah, I just feel bad for those around me. I've got to find something to stop my snoring. So do you sleep on the plane? I guess you do. I would never. I have a hard time. I typically don't. No, I typically don't. So the longest trip I think I took, I've been to Europe a handful of times, but I feel like the longest flight, maybe it was just because it was my first ever international flight, was to Athens. And I did not sleep on the flight. And I had a really rough go.
Because we only had like one day in Athens and then we were taken off for Santorini. And we walked and walked and walked and it was hot. And we wound up in a museum near the Acropolis or whatever it was. And I literally fell asleep standing up. Oh, no. Yeah, literally fell asleep standing up. And it was time to go get some coffee after that. Oh, my gosh. I've never done that before or again. That's wild. Yeah, I've never. I got to try planes either. I'm, I'm alw]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10635Sat, 14 Feb 2026 19:48:05 +0000Bob LeMentWilliam A conversation between Bob and Bill, the creator of the Where Have You Been (WHYB) podcast. Bill explains that his show focuses on the personal stories and life-enriching experiences of travelers rather than just logistical tips and tricks. He...WHYB? https://youtube.com/live/sFVDiDvg_x8 Bad AI Transcript Hey everybody, welcome to a conversation with Bill from the Where Have You Been podcast or WHYB podcast. So where have you been? For a minute there, I was thinking just WHYB and I know that's not the name of the show. So it's kind of interesting the way it works out that way, WHYB. Yeah, I've had people try to tell me I should push it that way, and I feel like that would just confuse people more than I already confuse people. And at WHYB podcast on most of the socials, I guess, right? Yeah, pretty much everywhere. Oh, good. We're just going to get these things out of the way. We'll hit them again later, but I always like to just start off with that. So people, you know, they're like, I don't really want to listen to Bob.
Bill's the interesting one. Let's just go listen to him directly and just forget this whole Bob situation. So then they're all set, right? So they don't have to think about anything. That'll do. So, Bill, why are you asking people where they've been? Are you the government? Officially, no. But unofficially, I guess someday you'll see. Honestly, it's something that, you know, obviously… Well, maybe not everyone knows, but you were also a guest on my podcast as well. That's how we met. And I wasn't sure if you knew that. So now you do. Honestly, it's just something that I have a passion for travel. I've had a passion for travel for many years and just found that having conversations with other people who are passionate about travel just turn into very long conversations and they're very enjoyable. And so I thought, well, I have a radio background. Maybe we turn this into something fun.
Oh, yeah. There you go. Look at that. I'm being all fancy here. So this is your website here. Where have you been? Yeah, no, that's fun, though. I mean, it is interesting that, you know, sometimes people ask that question, but not all the time, right? So some people really aren't interested in where people have been, but honestly, it tells you a little bit about the person, don't you think? Whenever you find out, you know, if this person's been to certain places, doesn't it kind of like, Oh wait, this, you know, puts them in a little, and I don't want to say categorizes people, but it certainly gives you an idea about them perhaps. Yeah, for sure. And I think that you and I may have even touched on this when we talked before that really travel, I think really kind of opens your eyes to,
what's really out there in the world and really can enrich your life in so many ways. And so when you find out that someone has traveled around, you know, even if it's just around the U.S. or whatever, it's still I think it does. It does tell you something about somebody. A, they've got they've had some funds to be able to travel. No, that's not what we're looking for. But yeah, it really does kind of tell you something about somebody, I think. And it doesn't mean that someone who hasn't traveled doesn't have that. had some enrichment in their life or some fulfillment but it's just a completely different thing once you actually do it if you enjoy it well but the other thing would be not so much not, but you, then you find out, well, they don't like to travel. Maybe they're like, no, I...]]>2815false42fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dirty-birthday--69958878 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/cG9vlHhGluA Bad AI Transcript of the show this week drink the go juice my friend i can really hear it going down the back of your phlegmy ass throat ah Yeah. Thank you. Hey, everybody. This is Bob. It's the dawning of the age of Bukkake. The age of Bukkake. Hey, everyone. Miles. Really? That's your lead in? Yeah. I saw it. Yeah. Well, that's good. You know, a wise man once told me. Yeah. It isn't racist if it's funny. That's right. I wouldn't call it that. I don't remember that. The Super Bowl was yesterday. Yeah. Do you have a story about that? Well, no. I was just going to make a comment that comedian Pablo Luen watched the alternative halftime show, but he watched the AVN half-time show. Was it called Finger Blasters? It was called Bold Butthole. And it was called Bad B-Hole. That's what it was called. Okay. And a lot of grunge stuff on there. The Man Inside Your Box. So there you go. Did he rate it or do like
any kind of like moment by moment or something on Instagram or something? Yeah, he was on Instagram. Was he? Okay. I have no idea. No, I don't know. I just saw that joke today. Oh, okay. I see. This is not a true story. This is not a true story. I thought it would be a joke to lighten things up. Well, maybe he would. I don't know. I'm not. I'm looking at the guy. I'm just saying he might. He does some stuff. I don't know. He's got Kind of a, you know, Harvey Weinstein kind of thing going on. I don't know. He's like a middle-aged John Goodman or something. I don't know. I'd say Goodman. Yeah. No. Yeah. I would. I would. Okay. No, I'm just kidding. I like. So, uh, you, your prediction was off. You didn't get the Seahawks. Correct. Yeah.
Premier, the polish nostradamus here on the first of the year, one always predicts the super Bowl. And this year it was like, I think the seahawks and the broncos and the broncos were gonna win so yeah so i kind of was like a third right i guess on that no i don't think any of that's right. Other than Seahawks. Well, no, I had one of the the players in it. Okay. And then, uh, but then I missed the other team and who would win. So, yeah. Okay. So, so I was like a third grade. I was like, Hey, that's better than I usually do. That's true. Usually you get both teams wrong. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. So I, I, I'm very curious because you were kind of lip. Usually my, my talk ahead of time, uh, just about random, you know, stuff, family stuff. A lot of times, uh,
Before the show, he was very tight-lipped about his weekend, and so I'm very curious to know what… What your weekend was about. What are you holding there? Okay, well, about a week ago, my niece from Chicago called up. She said, Uncle Miles. Uncle Miles, come on up in Chicago. Yeah. No, she's like, we're going to come see you. Is that okay? Oh, really? She's coming to see you. That's a first, isn't it? I'm the forgotten Polack. Yeah. No one wants to see your old local mile you know that there's a, there's a movie spoof in there. It's called the last Polack, like the last yeah the last, the polacks yeah see it's not racist, but it's not racist. If it's funny funny that's right.
And I go, yeah, because my family just does not come to see me. All right. Let's be honest. I owe everyone money, basically. And everyone's like, no, no. And where they're going, I mean, where you live, it's like, you know. It's a shithole. We got a B-dubs at our place. What do we need to come down there for? Yeah, right. So, like, we're not coming to Moline. Yeah. Who are you? And, no, I was like, yeah, come on down, man. I don't care. I don't know. our husband's big dirty Jake, you know, who's made this great that's the young man who pissed in the slop sink uh many years ago that you thought was funny. Oh, yeah. He's the same guy. I didn't realize he was big dirty jake was a pisser. Yeah, he stuck around. Yeah, he's stuck it out well my crazy ass family i give him that. Well, apparently he sticks it out a lot, and so that may be part of the he does. Well, he's got some kids, so yeah, he does uh
He does that, yes. Sticks it in the sink. Sticks it in your cousin. Sticks it in. Wow, my cousin. Come on, it'll be weird. And so, no, they get here and they're like, well, we're going to get there bright and early because we don't know how long we're going to stay. I'm like, okay, I don't care. And they get here. Next thing you know, it's time to eat. I go, let's go downtown. There's a little, you know. Where would you like to take me? Is that how you phrased it? Where would you like to take me to eat? No. What? I did a Bob Lament. I paid. Yes. This is unheard of. Unheard of. I was so happy. I've never heard of you paying for anything. No one ever comes to see me. So I'm like, all right, I'm going to do this, man. I'm doing it.
Well, you picked the place that I like to go, which is Day Old Donuts. Everybody stock up. Everybody's doing it. So we went to a mom and pop restaurant, I suppose, downtown. Yeah, nice. Which was about three quarters full. It's called Pizza Ranch. And it was called Pizza Ranch. Now, we went to the Pizza Ranch. You did not tell me that is an Iowa restaurant. Uh, franchise. It was born in Iowa. Pizza ranch. Okay. Never mentioned it. I don't often eat there. Well, you certainly look like you were at home whenever i was there. Yeah. I need like a second mortgage to go there to eat. Yes. It is. Uh, I don't know. You had a lot of fucking chicken when i went there. Well, fuck you. When they charge you like 20 bucks a plate fuck you man i'm eating i'm eating so you went
so you went to this mom and pop place. And, uh, first of all, big dirty jake decides this would be the perfect time to use my loud voice to start telling inappropriate jokes in the restaurant. You know, this wasn't that restaurant with the ladies with the commercials or anything, was it? No, this is not. No, that was not that. No. James kitchen or whatever it's called. Yeah, no, it was not. He, yeah. Hey miles. Yeah. Jake, what do you call a blind, uh, gynecologist? A lip reader. I'm like, all right. Okay. Yeah. I live here. Busted out the miles title joke book or what? Jeez Louise. I live here. I work here. I may know people here. So maybe. He doesn't take the hint. He keeps going. They're very questionable jokes. I'm like, okay, big, dirty day. I'm just, I mean, he's rolling off like six jokes in a row. I'm like, all right, you know what? And they're usually getting louder. I'm like, I, can you please just, I don't be rude, but maybe, you know, wait until we get home to tell some of these, you know, wait, really?
you know, when I'm offended, you know, I'm like, uh, you know, that like a line has been offended. You just were embarrassed because he's pulling your stick out in public. So yeah. Loud, loud. Yeah. I'm like, all right, come on. Yeah. Okay. Yep. Yep. All right. That was, yep. I'm just, all right. So, uh, luckily, you know, ended well, you know, thank god no one's spitting our food, I don't think, but you know. But, uh, we were preaching charlie so they did spit in our food. So, uh, you know, my kids, you know, you know, kids nowadays are very PC, you know, dad, we could, dad, come on now, dad. God, he said something bad. He's talking about vaginas at dinner. I mean, I don't know how your kids are with all this PC stuff. I don't think they're open to PC. My kids are a little bit open. Anyway. So, that gets done. We come back to the house. Like, what do you guys want to do? I go, you know, there's some stuff. We got to travel a little bit. Got some cards. I go, the way you drive, Big Dirty Jake.
We'll be there in like five minutes. You want to go see the Eagles? Yeah. I wish. We should have. You went over to the Illinois side and went to a strip club? Yeah, no. We went to somewhere else. It's all mysterious. Well, I don't really want to give too much away. We had an encounter with the police, basically. What? and i know, because I know this guy drives fast, right? Okay. And, uh, we're almost. Banjo music plays every time he hits the accelerator. Just a good old boss. Yeah. And I know this guy, you know, likes to drive fast, you know that's right yeah okay and uh it's it's a highway that i don't often go on, but i've never seen any police on this. You know, it's not like they're, you know,
stapled to the road or something, they do get to move around, you know? Yes, they do. Apparently they do. It's a nice, big, divided highway. And we're almost to our destination and we're joking and laughing. Like, oh, ha ha, those dirty jokes I was telling were very funny. And next thing I know, he's like, oh, shit, cops. Oh, son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. I'm like, what? I thought he was joking at first. Ha ha ha. Like, oh, shit. You're right. Like, oh, fuck. Uh-oh. Wah, wah, wah, wah. I'm like, everyone just act cool. You ain't do nothing. We didn't do nothing, man. And so he's like, oh, that's it. My CDL. I'm fucked. You know, I'm like, okay, well. Right, yeah. So, yeah, the cop's like, all right, any reason why you're doing 83 in a 65? You know?
because the car goes that fast? You know, you can't govern these things. I got those big chunky shoes on because i thought they were my outfit i'm like okay i'm like give me your stuff i gotta go call it in. Yeah, geez. And it took a while because i'm like, this is This is 50-50 at this point. I go, I don't know, man. Because it was taking so long. I'm like, fuck, this isn't good. And this guy's sweating bullets. He's like, I'm fucked. That's it. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. Uh-oh. Oh, my big, dirty jag. Just hold on. I'll be all right. And you go, you know what they call a blin]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10630Tue, 10 Feb 2026 20:10:19 +0000Bob LeMentBob arranges a special birthday message, and Miles misses it, and also ends up in hot water with Big Dirty Jake. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/cG9vlHhGluA... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/cG9vlHhGluA Bad AI Transcript of the show this week drink the go juice my friend i can really hear it going down the back of your phlegmy ass throat ah Yeah. Thank you. Hey, everybody. This is Bob. It's the dawning of the age of Bukkake. The age of Bukkake. Hey, everyone. Miles. Really? That's your lead in? Yeah. I saw it. Yeah. Well, that's good. You know, a wise man once told me. Yeah. It isn't racist if it's funny. That's right. I wouldn't call it that. I don't remember that. The Super Bowl was yesterday. Yeah. Do you have a story about that? Well, no. I was just going to make a comment that comedian Pablo Luen watched the alternative halftime show, but he watched the AVN half-time show. Was it called Finger Blasters? It was called Bold Butthole. And it was called Bad B-Hole. That's what it was called. Okay. And a lot of grunge stuff on there. The Man Inside Your Box. So there you go. Did he rate it or do like
any kind of like moment by moment or something on Instagram or something? Yeah, he was on Instagram. Was he? Okay. I have no idea. No, I don't know. I just saw that joke today. Oh, okay. I see. This is not a true story. This is not a true story. I thought it would be a joke to lighten things up. Well, maybe he would. I don't know. I'm not. I'm looking at the guy. I'm just saying he might. He does some stuff. I don't know. He's got Kind of a, you know, Harvey Weinstein kind of thing going on. I don't know. He's like a middle-aged John Goodman or something. I don't know. I'd say Goodman. Yeah. No. Yeah. I would. I would. Okay. No, I'm just kidding. I like. So, uh, you, your prediction was off. You didn't get the Seahawks. Correct. Yeah.
Premier, the polish nostradamus here on the first of the year, one always predicts the super Bowl. And this year it was like, I think the seahawks and the broncos and the broncos were gonna win so yeah so i kind of was like a third right i guess on that no i don't think any of that's right. Other than Seahawks. Well, no, I had one of the the players in it. Okay. And then, uh, but then I missed the other team and who would win. So, yeah. Okay. So, so I was like a third grade. I was like, Hey, that's better than I usually do. That's true. Usually you get both teams wrong. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. So I, I, I'm very curious because you were kind of lip. Usually my, my talk ahead of time, uh, just about random, you know, stuff, family stuff. A lot of times, uh,
Before the show, he was very tight-lipped about his weekend, and so I'm very curious to know what… What your weekend was about. What are you holding there? Okay, well, about a week ago, my niece from Chicago called up. She said, Uncle Miles. Uncle Miles, come on up in Chicago. Yeah. No, she's like, we're going to come see you. Is that okay? Oh, really? She's coming to see you. That's a first, isn't it? I'm the forgotten Polack. Yeah. No one wants to see your old local mile you know that there's a, there's a movie spoof in there. It's called the last Polack, like the last yeah the last, the polacks yeah see it's not racist, but it's not racist. If it's funny funny that's right.
And I go, yeah, because my family just does not come to see me. All right. Let's be honest. I owe everyone money, basically. And everyone's like, no, no. And where they're going, I mean, where you live, it's like, you know. It's a shithole. We got a B-dubs at our place. What do we need to come down there for? Yeah, right. So, like, we're not coming to Moline. Yeah. Who are you? And, no, I was like, yeah, come on down, man. I don't care. I don't know. our husband's big dirty Jake, you know, who's made this great that's the young man who...]]>1663false276fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sallie-house-with-houston-pierce--698753791000 Crazy Questions https://youtube.com/live/X-c8hqst360 Transcript (AI transcription) I see you have a lot of lights there in your space. Do they ever float around the room? Yeah, but only when you're not looking. You turn around, you look, and then they stop. It's kind of like the boo thing from Mario. Yes and no. Yes and no. Well, that's good. I'm glad it's not too terrible for you. welcome to mondo frico i've got used to peers from 1000 crazy questions Podcast. We're going to talk about some weird stuff tonight. But not a thousand things. Only one. I'll let him do the thousand part. How's it going tonight? It's going good. It's going cool. It's a nice, warm winter day. uh over where i am uh i go by Houston, but i'm currently living in Colorado, so it's it's really weird. It's really weird that i got you want to be dead with Pierce? It doesn't have the same ring to it no it doesn't uh but yeah no it's it's going cool it's i mean it's going warm. Yeah. You could be uh coors pierce that would be good.
Coors? Oh, like Coors, Denver? Yeah. I found out that was actually a spot in Denver a week ago. Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't know that. Coors is actually a city called Coors? Yeah, that's the thing. Coors is a place. I just love the beer. That's all I thought. Is it in Denver? I know there's a place called Coors. I mean, somewhere in there in Colorado, but yeah. Yeah. That's interesting. Well, we aren't going to talk about Colorado this week. We're going to, well, actually, I shouldn't. Do you want to take the quiz first? You want me to tell you what we're going to talk about? Let's quiz. I'll do this. Oh, he's going to go right into it. Yeah. Confident in myself. Let's go. Quiz. Quiz. Quiz. I can't believe he opted for the quiz right out of the gate. So this is going to be really interesting because he doesn't, Houston doesn't know anything about the topic tonight. I picked the topic.
And so he's going to try his luck at the quiz. Let me see if I can get this to work here, Houston. I've got some new stuff going on here. If I can find it, there it is. Oh, that's the wrong one. Hold on a second. That's not what we wanted. I was like, that's easy. Yeah, that was easy. That's a one question quiz. One question. I think it looks like a website. What is a website, Bob? Here we go. All right, there we are. Can you see that at all? Maybe not too big. Okay, I can see now. It's coming into focus. Okay, good. So this is the quiz for tonight's topic, which is the Sally House. The Sally House is in Kansas, and it is one of the most haunted houses in America. Ready? Ready?
Are you ready for this quiz? In which Kansas town is the Sally House located? You got Wichita, Atchison, a very spooky Walmart parking lot, or Topeka? I'll actually give you a hint if you want it. I'll save my hint for later, Bob. I want to use up my lifelines all at once. I have a strong feeling It's B, just because it sounds like a place that this would be. Atchison sounds creepy, decrepit, and spooky. Wichita, like witch, is a little too on the nose. All Walmart parking lots are haunted. They're not special. So it's not the most haunted. I know it's not there. Topeka, maybe, but I'm just going to say B off of gut instinct of how that sounds very witch, I mean haunted-like. It sounds very haunted. B for Atchison. Atchison.
Okay. Let's see what happens. Oh, there we go. Sorry. I hit the wrong button again. That's right. It is Atchison, Kansas. And the funny thing is I have actually been to Atchison and I've actually stood in front of the Sally house. Oh, whoa. Yeah. We'll talk more about that later, but, uh, Move on to question number two. So you're one up. I don't know if you can see that little green thing there, but you're one up. So there you go. Keep track for us here. According to the legend, what surgery was being performed on Sally when she allegedly died from the Sally house? A, a wisdom tooth extraction. B, a tonsillectomy. C, appendicitis. Oh, my. I thought I was doing so good. Appendectomy or D, a tragic accident involving a runaway unicycle. Oh, no. I have a hint if you want it. You can take a hint. Okay, I'll take a hint on this one. I was feeling, but I'll take a hint. It involves the removal of a small finger-shaped pouch in the abdomen.
Oh, okay. I wish I had gone with my gut because this confirms my gut feeling. I think it's the appendectomy. The C, the C one. That's right. That's right. The story says she died during an emergency appendectomy. Wow. Well, you're doing great. You got two for two. Didn't even know the topic. Yeah, I should have not taken the hint. I wanted to keep the streak of just hitting them without hints, but it's too late. It's too late. Too late. Yeah, well, I think I threw you there because I couldn't pronounce everything. But here we go. This looks like I can get here. Which family lived in the house during the 1990s and brought the case to national attention? The Ghostbusters, the Winchesters, the Pickmans, or the Addams Family? I got a hint still.
Oh, we have a hint for each one in case you need it. Oh, okay. Okay. So no hit this time, just cause I want it. I want to redeem myself. Uh, the ghostbusters are a team of four. I don't know if they, they, they have a, Oh, you know what? I know. So I noticed the ghostbusters cause they have a firehouse. I know not to pick that one. In New York, not in Kansas. Exactly. You almost tricked me. The Evans family, no. I think this is the Winchesters. I'm saying that off of background knowledge from some paranormal show I saw one time. It's a very out there name. Pickman's is very normal. It's either B or C, but I'm going to go with B.
Want to go with B? Yep. Oh. Pickman. Pickman. No, it was the Pickmans. Tony and Deborah Pickman documented their terrifying experiences in the Sally house. Sorry. Dang. I should have taken that. Only one wrong but two right. So you're still doing good. You're doing great. Let's move on to the next one here. Number four, what physical evidence frequently appeared on Tony Pickman's body? A, passive-aggressive sticky notes. B, glowing green handprints. C, temporary tattoos of butterflies. Or D, scratches and welts. Oh, wow. This is interesting. I don't know what to do here. I'll take the hint this time. You going to take the hint this time? With no shame. This is tough. Think of the marks left by fingernails or claws. Okay. Oh, well, passive-aggressive sticky notes, of course. Are you really going to go with that one? No, I'll go with D. I'll go with D. D, scratches and welts. Scratches and welts. That's right.
i want to say the notes, that were funny. They found passive aggressive digging yeah tony was famously the target of aggressive physical attacks by an entity in the sally house. entity some sort of Classic haunting signs. Exactly. So we're on number five of seven. You've got three. You get one more. Essentially, you're gonna be a winner. So we've got two more tries here, or three more tries to get it, but you'll be fine. We'll see. Which 1990s paranormal show first featured the house in its investigations? The Great British Bake Off Haunted Edition, Ghost Adventures, X-Files, or Sightings? Ooh. Okay. No hint this time. I'm going to win this game, honest. And the Great British Bake Off… That's a good one. Ghost of Interest, I think, came out in the early 2000s. X-Files, I know. Sightings, I don't know. But I know it's either C or D for this one. I'm going to say, oh, man, Sightings, actually, because X-Files is more about fictional supernatural things, I think, or stories more so. Yeah, I'm going to say Sightings.
Sightings. Wow, I love the way you work your way through these things. That's right. Sightings is it. Okay. Sightings ran multiple segments on the Sally House. So there you go. All right. You're already winning, but we have a couple more questions if you want to just work through them. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Who was the doctor that actually owned and lived in the house during the early 1900s? Was it Dr. Phil? No. Dr. Seuss, Dr. Frankenstein, or Dr. Charles Finney? I am going to say Dr. Phil. No joke. Because Phil is actually a common name. There's not one of the odds it's actually the Dr. Phil. I'm saying it's Dr. Phil. I'm so serious. You want to say Dr. Phil? I'm saying Phil. It could be Dr. Phil. Okay.
Oh, no. Dr. Charles Finney. Not every Phil is the Dr. Phil, you know? Dr. Phil Houston, you got a problem. Number seven, last one. You're still a winner here. What is a common theory among modern paranormal investigators about the entity Sally? A, the ghost is just a very confused squirrel. B, is it a demon mimicking a child? C, it's actually the ghost of a grumpy landlord. Or D, it's a residual recording with no intelligence. Residual recording with no intelligence. Intelligents, yes. I'm going to say B, demon mimicking a child. The demon mimicking a child. And that's right. There you go. Maybe believe the violent nature of the house suggests a darker entity. Wow. Great job. All right. Great job. You got five out of seven. And you won the night here with the Sally House. I'll take it. Can you believe it? Yeah. No prep. Only two hints or three hi]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10625Sun, 08 Feb 2026 16:32:57 +0000Bob LeMentSallie House The Sallie House, located in Atchison, Kansas, is widely regarded as one of the most haunted locations in the United States. Its notoriety stems primarily from the 1990s, when Tony and Debra Pickman moved into the home and experienced a...1000 Crazy Questions https://youtube.com/live/X-c8hqst360 Transcript (AI transcription) I see you have a lot of lights there in your space. Do they ever float around the room? Yeah, but only when you're not looking. You turn around, you look, and then they stop. It's kind of like the boo thing from Mario. Yes and no. Yes and no. Well, that's good. I'm glad it's not too terrible for you. welcome to mondo frico i've got used to peers from 1000 crazy questions Podcast. We're going to talk about some weird stuff tonight. But not a thousand things. Only one. I'll let him do the thousand part. How's it going tonight? It's going good. It's going cool. It's a nice, warm winter day. uh over where i am uh i go by Houston, but i'm currently living in Colorado, so it's it's really weird. It's really weird that i got you want to be dead with Pierce? It doesn't have the same ring to it no it doesn't uh but yeah no it's it's going cool it's i mean it's going warm. Yeah. You could be uh coors pierce that would be good.
Coors? Oh, like Coors, Denver? Yeah. I found out that was actually a spot in Denver a week ago. Oh, really? Yeah, I didn't know that. Coors is actually a city called Coors? Yeah, that's the thing. Coors is a place. I just love the beer. That's all I thought. Is it in Denver? I know there's a place called Coors. I mean, somewhere in there in Colorado, but yeah. Yeah. That's interesting. Well, we aren't going to talk about Colorado this week. We're going to, well, actually, I shouldn't. Do you want to take the quiz first? You want me to tell you what we're going to talk about? Let's quiz. I'll do this. Oh, he's going to go right into it. Yeah. Confident in myself. Let's go. Quiz. Quiz. Quiz. I can't believe he opted for the quiz right out of the gate. So this is going to be really interesting because he doesn't, Houston doesn't know anything about the topic tonight. I picked the topic.
And so he's going to try his luck at the quiz. Let me see if I can get this to work here, Houston. I've got some new stuff going on here. If I can find it, there it is. Oh, that's the wrong one. Hold on a second. That's not what we wanted. I was like, that's easy. Yeah, that was easy. That's a one question quiz. One question. I think it looks like a website. What is a website, Bob? Here we go. All right, there we are. Can you see that at all? Maybe not too big. Okay, I can see now. It's coming into focus. Okay, good. So this is the quiz for tonight's topic, which is the Sally House. The Sally House is in Kansas, and it is one of the most haunted houses in America. Ready? Ready?
Are you ready for this quiz? In which Kansas town is the Sally House located? You got Wichita, Atchison, a very spooky Walmart parking lot, or Topeka? I'll actually give you a hint if you want it. I'll save my hint for later, Bob. I want to use up my lifelines all at once. I have a strong feeling It's B, just because it sounds like a place that this would be. Atchison sounds creepy, decrepit, and spooky. Wichita, like witch, is a little too on the nose. All Walmart parking lots are haunted. They're not special. So it's not the most haunted. I know it's not there. Topeka, maybe, but I'm just going to say B off of gut...]]>2680false23fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/weed-walker--69775189 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/R4yQ1zHF52o Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Ready, Freddy, here I come. Ready, Freddy, here I come. I forget what it was for. Hey, everyone, this is Miles. You were, like, really sitting there, nice and quiet, waiting to say that, weren't you? I was, yes. At least. Wait, wait, wait. I'll take one, one. could you leave me? So if i can ever get the miles to move on this idea, we just created two albums worth of songs that we are going to uh sing poorly yeah oh really i was going to try to get the music too, just for fun. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We'll sing poorly for everyone. um Just for fun. I will. Okay. Yeah. If I can never get him to sit down and actually do it. We did the easy work of coming up with the song.
Like, you got to memorize the lyrics? Yeah. Or should we do it just karaoke style and just bet them out? Yeah. Let's just make it up. Make up words. I touched myself. Yeah. Oh, we didn't even include that one. I know. All right. Go back and redo the list. Yeah. You got to put that on the list, man. Come on. We'll have to have a debate about it, so. I think you say that every goddamn day, man. You're like, hey, Miles, you know what I just did? What? I touched myself. I honestly do. I honestly do. I honestly do. It's almost unavoidable, you know. I can't help myself. All right, you know, yeah, okay. When I think about me. Yeah. Touch my own self. Yeah, my butt yeah I got I got Gary Coleman syndrome. Yeah, you're the king of all, man. You're the king of all myself oh my goodness. This weather is getting me down man this what this uh cold cold cold weather
Yeah. You drive me a little nutty. I don't know what's going on there. Don't like it. Okay. First, last week he said about work. Now the weather. I mean, what's next with this guy? Oh, I'm grumpy. Maybe if I took a car dealership errand boy's advice, I would have a happier life. A happy ending. Well, I don't know about that, but So I happen to be in, well, I was in Decatur over last week at one point. Not to brag. No, not to brag, not to, you know, I've been to Prague, I've been to Zurich, and I've been to Decatur. Yeah. Yeah, I was in Decatur, and when my wife, we were driving, and we were driving along out in the country because I took a slight detour to some old, you know, old stomping grounds. And I'm like, man, it smells like a skunk. Did we hit a skunk? Like bad. Like it really smelled like we hit it or something. And she's like, we didn't hit anything. And I'm like, I mean, I was driving. Are we sure? I'm sure I didn't clip a skunk.
And, uh, and so we we're going down this country road. I mean, it just got smelling worse and worse. And then i'm like, well, maybe that, because we were behind this guy who was in a truck for a well-known car dealer indicator. I'm like, maybe that guy, uh, well, the bob brady guy is actually the bob brady's name of the place. Bob Brady guy hit a skunk because it really smells real skunky. Bob Brady. Come on down to Bob. And she's like, yeah, I guess it's probably a Bob Brady. Let's see if he turns off because we were coming up near Bob Brady. Yeah. And we'll see if it smells better. And so we get up. Well, then he doesn't turn into Bob Brady and he's still in front of us. I'm like, well, he's not turning off. I'm like, I mean, he's going like the same direction we are.
And so then we finally get to the point where he gets ready to turn, like the stop sign and everything. This dude is firing up. Like the whole cab is filled with smoke. He's just smoking pot like nobody's business. In the Bob Brady parts truck or whatever. I don't know where the hell he was going. He passed Bob Brady. He went past it. I mean, this guy was, I mean, it was like he was hotboxing himself. It was like a diamond bullet. And I'm like, wow. Wow, wow, wow. I'm like, this guy's really getting away with it. He drove right by the place. The whole cab is filled with smoke. Yeah, Cheech and Chong movie or something. Yeah, exactly. Hey, man. I was, I was, I wondered if maybe he didn't even notice. I was, uh, it was so weird. I'm like, and then he turns off and of course, boom, that was, he's got like this incredible amount of skunk weed going on in the, uh, Bob Brady Dodge parts delivery. No one will notice. Yeah. No, no one's going to notice. They're going to notice and talk about this. They're going to know.
but i couldn't believe it i was like oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'm so hilarious. I'm like this guy, he's really good. I mean, I wonder if he's like bob Brady, the fourth or something yeah right you know maybe it's like bob brady yeah it was but hey i gotta this car prices are getting me down, man. I gotta go for a ride. This price is too high. Yeah, prices are too high. They can't get any higher. Watch this. It's all legal. Yeah. So, yeah, Bob Brady was smoking. I mean, he had to have more than a joint. It had to be like a bong or something because this was a lot of smoke. I mean, it was incredible amount of smoke. Oh, my God. This is definitely a Cheech and Chong movie. I couldn't believe it. Then, yeah.
The air cleared up. It didn't smell skunky. He's listening to Lowrider. I got a kilo of super skunk weed here in Bob Brady. Some Illinois green. Yeah. Growing out in the farm in the wheat fields there by the highway. Lament's own. There you go. Branded. Thank you. Yeah. No, I was just like, you know, more power to the guy. But I was just like, that was an odd one. I was not, you know, on the scorecard for the day. It was not. Yeah. Bob Brady parts guy getting super high driving down the road. Then he had the munchies. He had to go to Crackles. Okay. I went to Crackles. I did. I went to Crackles. He did not go to Crackle's. I went to Crackle's. Oh my gosh, it was so good. I met a friend there. I met a friend there for lunch. I put one of those air tags in your car. I hope it's okay. There's about a 25% chance when I go to the cater, you'll know exactly where I'm going. Yeah, I was going to say. You go to three places every time. Yeah, I was like, yeah. But I did. I went to Crackle's. Oh, it was delicious. Monocle's.
We didn't go to Monocle's. I would go there. Yeah, Monocle's. Crackles. Yeah, yeah. And the rest of them, for Christ's sake. Right now, you're wherever I go for lunch. Yeah, you're pretty. You're like a book, man. Yeah, I am. Oh, it was so good. Crackles hamburger. It was fantastic. Crackles. Yeah, it was invited, so I don't know. No, I met my friend, uh, for lunch and, uh, and we had a nice chat and i was like, man, I think i got contact. Hi. Hey man. Dave's not here, man. It's like, it's the bob brady buzz mobile get a free yeah i was driving around. It's like uh nice dreams or something yeah yeah did you order the oil change? Sergeant Stanko. I could not believe that this was actually happening. Hey, Yoder, man, do I smell like skunk weed? Yeah, man. Yeah, I thought about him the other day. Yeah. Yeah. You know, send me a note. Or not. Or not. No, he's still out there. Yeah. I think he's…
For some reason, I was looking people up, and I think he's still married to the woman that he married when I knew him and is still living a nice life somewhere. Okay. Yeah. Near Decatur. Operator, operator. Yeah. Every once in a while, I get these weird nostalgia kicks where I'll look people up and whatnot. Now, there's two less people now because, you know. Mm-hmm. two of the friends who passed away. Well, more than two, but too recently, I'll put it that way. Right, right. Yeah. So, yeah, now I just need to find some others. I'm actually watching something about, this doesn't have to do with anything, but it was like, you know, best places to eat in Illinois, and a lot of it was like central Illinois, but I don't think they even throw out anything about Decatur at all.
Really? It has some of the best places. Maybe Kreckles did once, but I don't know. It was like best barbecue and best hamburger and best, you know. Kreckles, you know, they still have the rooster car. Some people call it the cock car, but anyway. Sure, you've ridden both. The giant rooster mobile. Yeah. Kreckles is so good. I don't Yeah. Well, next time we are in that neighborhood, I will take you to Crackle's. All right. And then you'll be like, no, that's great. Not that great. It's not as good as White Castle or anything. McDonald's is better. Yeah, I know. Smidge pulled that on me once. McDonald's is better? Are you kidding me? No, I don't know. I brought him somewhere once, and he's all like, this is not even like Chicago, man. Miles, your food sucks. All right.
Sorry, man. Sorry. But yeah, I did go to Krekkel's and I got myself a Krekkel burger. Life was good. I actually want to go back to D-Town one of these days. I'll take you down where the bears used to practice. Down in the city where you love it. Yeah, where people throw concrete on your car. Yeah, the most dangerous city maybe. Maybe. So, yeah. But, yeah, Bob Brady, obviously not drug testing, so Bob Brady probably better talk to the parts guy because he's blazing up pretty big in the old parts car, the parts pickup. Yeah, probably someone's nephew or something. Yeah. I mean, you know. Yeah. But it was funny. Oh, it's the Bob Brady car. Oh, my gosh. It's either a skunk or skunk weed, honey. I don't know which. Skunk weed. It was not, you know, grade A primo kind of stuff. Let me put it that way. It was pretty skunky. You had to inform your wife. She's like, what's marijuana? Do you know Miles and how stupid he is? Yeah. He smoked a lot of marijuana when he was a baby. Not when I was a baby, no.
Not when I was a baby, but… Yeah, no. What's going on in your neck of the wo]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10620Wed, 04 Feb 2026 02:15:35 +0000Bob LeMentMiles finds out his elderly mother has trouble at the casino, while Bob thinks he hits a skunk. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/R4yQ1zHF52o Bad AI Transcript... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/R4yQ1zHF52o Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Ready, Freddy, here I come. Ready, Freddy, here I come. I forget what it was for. Hey, everyone, this is Miles. You were, like, really sitting there, nice and quiet, waiting to say that, weren't you? I was, yes. At least. Wait, wait, wait. I'll take one, one. could you leave me? So if i can ever get the miles to move on this idea, we just created two albums worth of songs that we are going to uh sing poorly yeah oh really i was going to try to get the music too, just for fun. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. We'll sing poorly for everyone. um Just for fun. I will. Okay. Yeah. If I can never get him to sit down and actually do it. We did the easy work of coming up with the song.
Like, you got to memorize the lyrics? Yeah. Or should we do it just karaoke style and just bet them out? Yeah. Let's just make it up. Make up words. I touched myself. Yeah. Oh, we didn't even include that one. I know. All right. Go back and redo the list. Yeah. You got to put that on the list, man. Come on. We'll have to have a debate about it, so. I think you say that every goddamn day, man. You're like, hey, Miles, you know what I just did? What? I touched myself. I honestly do. I honestly do. I honestly do. It's almost unavoidable, you know. I can't help myself. All right, you know, yeah, okay. When I think about me. Yeah. Touch my own self. Yeah, my butt yeah I got I got Gary Coleman syndrome. Yeah, you're the king of all, man. You're the king of all myself oh my goodness. This weather is getting me down man this what this uh cold cold cold weather
Yeah. You drive me a little nutty. I don't know what's going on there. Don't like it. Okay. First, last week he said about work. Now the weather. I mean, what's next with this guy? Oh, I'm grumpy. Maybe if I took a car dealership errand boy's advice, I would have a happier life. A happy ending. Well, I don't know about that, but So I happen to be in, well, I was in Decatur over last week at one point. Not to brag. No, not to brag, not to, you know, I've been to Prague, I've been to Zurich, and I've been to Decatur. Yeah. Yeah, I was in Decatur, and when my wife, we were driving, and we were driving along out in the country because I took a slight detour to some old, you know, old stomping grounds. And I'm like, man, it smells like a skunk. Did we hit a skunk? Like bad. Like it really smelled like we hit it or something. And she's like, we didn't hit anything. And I'm like, I mean, I was driving. Are we sure? I'm sure I didn't clip a skunk.
And, uh, and so we we're going down this country road. I mean, it just got smelling worse and worse. And then i'm like, well, maybe that, because we were behind this guy who was in a truck for a well-known car dealer indicator. I'm like, maybe that guy, uh, well, the bob brady guy is actually the bob brady's name of the place. Bob Brady guy hit a skunk because it really smells real skunky. Bob Brady. Come on down to Bob. And she's like, yeah, I guess it's probably a Bob Brady. Let's see if he turns off because we were coming up near Bob Brady. Yeah. And we'll see if it smells better. And so we get up. Well, then he doesn't turn into Bob Brady and he's still in front of us. I'm like, well, he's not turning off. I'm like, I mean, he's going like the same direction we are.
And so then we finally get to the point where he gets ready to turn, like the stop sign and everything. This dude is firing up. Like the whole cab is filled with smoke. He's just smoking pot like nobody's business. In the Bob Brady parts truck or whatever. I don't know where the hell he was going. He passed Bob Brady. He went past it. I mean, this guy...]]>1663false275fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/leg-manuever--69624277 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/FGaAlHCZn1c Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Are you arranged now? I've got to check what condition my condition is in. What condition my condition is in. Ooh. Nah. Hey, everybody. You get nothing. Good day, sir. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. You stole fizzy lifting drink. It's in my cheeks. I just want to give a big thank you to Miles for cheering me up tonight. I was having a shit day, and then I get on with him, and he's doing stupid, goofy shit, and then I made fun of him, and I felt so much better. I ain't dressed in front of a camera for him. I wasn't going to mention that part. That was the negative aspect of things. He started to feel a lot better about himself when he's like, you know what, maybe I am not a loser after all. Yeah, I'm not such a loser. God damn. I will tell you, though, if you really want to force yourself to throw up, have Miles call you, FaceTime you,
With his phone sitting on a table looking up at his naked body while a ceiling fan is spinning in the ceiling. It was my only fans. I was getting nauseous and then the fan made me dizzy. Oh, yeah. They do it in Apocalypse Valley. They're geniuses. If only I was in Vietnam and drunk on my ass. Quad cities. Yeah. Quad cities. I'm going to go up the Danang River. Bob keeps getting stronger and I keep getting weaker. Getting weaker. I'll go down to Mississippi. That's right. Go down to Mississippi. That gave me a mission. I'm heading down to New Orleans to get a beignet. Bob is working on his own accord. Oh, yeah. No one's going to claim us. We're off the map. This mission never exists, nor has it ever existed. So, I think you should start tonight because you sent me a doozy of a picture this week.
You know what? I did. I sent you this picture because we were laughing because that's not even me. That's my wife's leg. Oh, my gosh. I didn't even notice. It's horribly bruised. She bruises very easily. What was funny was she had her foot tucked in under her leg, so her foot almost looks like a ball sack. I totally assumed that was your leg, to be honest. It looks like someone's had their ass cheeks whipped pretty well and like they're like on their stomach or something it's a weird it's a weird picture like ass cheeks to me but you're right that does look like a ball bag yeah it did i'm we're all laughing like god what the hell i'm looking at it right now but to be honest i thought that was your leg honestly no no no wow miles's leg i mean he always teases me for not having any hair but gosh yeah like it's supple
I didn't even realize it wasn't your leg. Well, there you go. Yeah. Cause it looks terrible. No, he's not. Okay. As he laughs maniacally. Well, we've almost filled up our punch card for the ER. Well, I think, I think they give you like a couple of free ones every year. Anyway. Yeah. It's not, you know, start of a year without the ER, you know, Mrs. Tidal, so good to see you. It's only the second week of January. We're like Elvis. We have our own room in there. What's going on? Did you push her off the patio or what the hell's going on? Luckily, I'm old and I was just kind of getting over that illness. I was dealing with that bad thing, cold or whatever. You were sick for about a month and a half.
It seemed like it. And I actually had gone to bed before 10 o'clock that night. So I'm like, okay, all right. I can't sleep normally. Yeah. Well, I don't usually go to bed. I'm not old. You know, I don't go to bed that early. But anyway, so. You know, Netflix has got a lesbian channel. We're going to watch Wives, I guess, here. Okay. And so I'm asleep. And now all of a sudden. Oh, my gosh. I'm like, what? I'm like, all this crazy screaming. I'm like, what? And you're like, honey, I didn't even make it to REM yet, and you already brought the boyfriend in? Yeah, I know. I was getting a REM job. And no, I thought it was actually time to get up. I thought it was like 630 or something. I'm like, what? I look. It's like one o'clock. One o'clock in the morning.
And then the screaming stopped, so I thought, well, maybe I'll just wait and see. Well, it was dark. I mean, I didn't want to get hurt. There's wild screaming in the house. You wake up, and then you're like, well, I mean, that could mean a lot of different things. I go, maybe if it quit, though, maybe it's not as bad as I thought. I think it's worth investigating. And I thought, what would Bob do? I thought, okay, I better get out of here. I better check this out. You know, God only knows he's cut off her finger again or whatever. She's in the dark. She's in the bathroom and she has decided she had to go to the bathroom. It's dark. She lost her footing and she fell and she tried to catch herself and she ended up fracturing, uh, her wrist. Oh my Lord.
her wrist is even worse than her leg? Yes. Yes. But she bumped her leg too like she almost like fell into the into the uh tub yeah our tub is somewhat close to the, uh, we have a small bathroom so yeah well you didn't want to pay you wouldn't want to spend uh extra for the wide angle lens yeah i'm like yeah you know, I'll wait till bob gets here, and i'll get a nice camera. And I'm like, oh, shit. I'm like, are you okay? I was tired. I'm like, are you okay? I'm not okay. Don't you guys have a nightlight in there or anything? Well, no. No, we can't afford one now. We can't afford a nightlight. That trip for… to New Orleans clean me out, I'll be honest. Yeah, well, if you didn't go gambling and playing the slot machines all the time. Yeah. So I'm like, well, come on, I'm getting back in bed here. Come on, I'm going to shake it off. Come on. Shake it off. I think it's broken. You're so nice. Come on. I'm like, you know, I go, maybe we better go to the ER. No, no, I'll be tough. Don't worry. I go, I think you broke something. Let's go. All right. Oh, my gosh.
well, you know, okay. And you go there and, uh, there's just about no one there. Like, well, this may be, this is good. You know, maybe the best time we've ever come here. Yeah. Yeah. Cause usually it's all everyone, you know, with the flu and shit, you know, little kids crying and old people that, you know, and, um, we actually have a whole thing like worked out. We've been there so many times. It's like, I know where to drop her off. She'll hobble in and then I'll go park and then I'll meet up with her. You don't even go get her the wheelchair or anything. She always, no, she refuses. She refuses. Every time I mentioned, no, no, no. I'm like, okay. So, uh, she goes in and I walk in and I, you know, like, sir, did you come in with that lady? I'm like, yes. Yeah.
Did you come in with our star? Yeah. Yeah. She forgot her punch card. Could you go home and get it? I'm like, okay, hold on. Don't worry. I've got the app. Yeah. And so she's in the room, of course, or, you know, doing vitals and stuff like that. And, you know, of course I'm the keeper of the purse and the glasses and the drink and the, you know, whatever else. She broke her wrist and she still took her Stanley cup to the emergency room. Her Casey's cup. Jesus Christ. She's moving in. I know something's wrong because I can't pick up my 55 ounce cup. I can't go back to 16. I can't. Yeah, I got a bean bag and a lava lamp. I'm like, what the fuck is all this? Jesus Christ, what the fuck? Houseplant. Could you watch the fern? I'm like, Jesus. Talk nice to it. Not dirty. There's a cat in the bag, so watch out. I'm like, oh, my God. This is like two. Jesus Christ.
My comfort snail. Yeah. All right. Yeah. No, we, we have this all sad. Cause we have like this whole thing. Like where's my, where's my, uh, you know, flight pillow. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, you know, like when people, you're not going to, you know, go into labor, they have the bag ready and they kind of get the whole, yeah. It's kind of like that at this point. I'm like, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Bring that, bring that, bring it, you know, and, uh, I'll charge it. I've got a go bag for the ER. Yeah, bring the charger. Don't forget the phone charger. Like, yep, yep. And so she's getting taken care of, and, you know, doctor pops in. Really just excellent staff. Really nice people. Super nice. Like, hey, you know, you are 5.9% of my salary. Hey, I want to thank you, man, because I got a Q5, man. You know, if you stop coming here, there's going to be cuts. Yeah.
I wouldn't want to slip on that stuff outside. You know what I'm saying? Can we make an appointment for, like, in another month and a half or something? Yeah, right. Yeah, well, the way it's going, yeah. So it's like, you know, well, you're going to have to have x-rays. You're going to have to wait for the x-ray person to show up. And I was like, okay. The x-ray person, yeah. I'll go, what's your name? What's your birthday? What's your name? You got like Gabby Hayes technician. All right. We'll be back. Go ahead. Smile. First boy, you can stay here. We'll be right back. Okay. You and the kitty cat there. We'll stay here. And I'm like, okay. And, uh, you know, she comes back after a while and, uh, you know, you, well, we got to wait for all the experts to read your,
films and something oh yeah at this point, you know, very quiet in there. At this point, like, you kind of hear, like, some other family come in across the hall. And next thing, you know, you're sitting there also it's like, were you changing your clothes near a ceiling fan? Oh, no, no. That poor lady is, like, coughing and, like, blowing chunks at the same time oh jesus it would not stop. It would not stop chinese oh man oh god like she was full of spunk or something like oh yeah would not stop with this oh i i'm getting sic]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10615Tue, 27 Jan 2026 16:29:05 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets caught in the act of relief, while Miles earns bonus points at the ER with his wife. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/FGaAlHCZn1c Bad AI Transcript... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/FGaAlHCZn1c Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Are you arranged now? I've got to check what condition my condition is in. What condition my condition is in. Ooh. Nah. Hey, everybody. You get nothing. Good day, sir. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. You stole fizzy lifting drink. It's in my cheeks. I just want to give a big thank you to Miles for cheering me up tonight. I was having a shit day, and then I get on with him, and he's doing stupid, goofy shit, and then I made fun of him, and I felt so much better. I ain't dressed in front of a camera for him. I wasn't going to mention that part. That was the negative aspect of things. He started to feel a lot better about himself when he's like, you know what, maybe I am not a loser after all. Yeah, I'm not such a loser. God damn. I will tell you, though, if you really want to force yourself to throw up, have Miles call you, FaceTime you,
With his phone sitting on a table looking up at his naked body while a ceiling fan is spinning in the ceiling. It was my only fans. I was getting nauseous and then the fan made me dizzy. Oh, yeah. They do it in Apocalypse Valley. They're geniuses. If only I was in Vietnam and drunk on my ass. Quad cities. Yeah. Quad cities. I'm going to go up the Danang River. Bob keeps getting stronger and I keep getting weaker. Getting weaker. I'll go down to Mississippi. That's right. Go down to Mississippi. That gave me a mission. I'm heading down to New Orleans to get a beignet. Bob is working on his own accord. Oh, yeah. No one's going to claim us. We're off the map. This mission never exists, nor has it ever existed. So, I think you should start tonight because you sent me a doozy of a picture this week.
You know what? I did. I sent you this picture because we were laughing because that's not even me. That's my wife's leg. Oh, my gosh. I didn't even notice. It's horribly bruised. She bruises very easily. What was funny was she had her foot tucked in under her leg, so her foot almost looks like a ball sack. I totally assumed that was your leg, to be honest. It looks like someone's had their ass cheeks whipped pretty well and like they're like on their stomach or something it's a weird it's a weird picture like ass cheeks to me but you're right that does look like a ball bag yeah it did i'm we're all laughing like god what the hell i'm looking at it right now but to be honest i thought that was your leg honestly no no no wow miles's leg i mean he always teases me for not having any hair but gosh yeah like it's supple
I didn't even realize it wasn't your leg. Well, there you go. Yeah. Cause it looks terrible. No, he's not. Okay. As he laughs maniacally. Well, we've almost filled up our punch card for the ER. Well, I think, I think they give you like a couple of free ones every year. Anyway. Yeah. It's not, you know, start of a year without the ER, you know, Mrs. Tidal, so good to see you. It's only the second week of January. We're like Elvis. We have our own room in there. What's going on? Did you push her off the patio or what the hell's going on? Luckily, I'm old and I was just kind of getting over that illness. I was dealing with that bad thing, cold or whatever. You were sick for about a month and a half.
It seemed like it. And I actually had gone to bed before 10 o'clock that night. So I'm like, okay, all right. I can't sleep normally. Yeah. Well, I don't usually go to bed. I'm not old. You know, I don't go to bed that early. But anyway, so. You know, Netflix has got a lesbian channel. We're going to watch Wives, I guess, here. Okay. And so I'm asleep. And now all of a sudden. Oh, my gosh. I'm like, what? I'm like, all this crazy screaming....]]>1684false274fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/jersey-devil-with-frank-edward-nora--69539210The Overnightscape https://youtube.com/live/FDUyZuOkit0 Transcript (AI transcription) So Frank, how's New Jersey these days? Well, New Jersey is like Antarctica at this point. It's very frigid, a lot of ice and snow everywhere. Other than that, it's Jersey. There's nothing else like Jersey. It's one of the greatest places in the world and a very weird place as well. The garden state. Yes, absolutely. Welcome to Mondo Frico. How's everybody doing today? My guest is going to be Mr. Frank. Do we do Frank Edward Nora for your guest appearances as well? Yes. Frank Edward Nora. Yes. You all three of them. Okay. I wasn't sure. Frank Edward Nora. We're going to talk a little bit about the Jersey devil. Frank is a big proponent of the state of New Jersey, as you just heard at the intro. And so what if you had to say, what's your favorite thing about New Jersey?
besides the Jersey devil, obviously, what would it be? Well, I mean, to people outside New Jersey, it has this horrible reputation and people think it's just this dirty smelling, like piece of crap place to live. But when you're here, you understand, first of all, it has pretty much everything. It's like, if you took the entire United States and sort of crushed it down into this tiny, tiny, tiny area, New Jersey is that. So we have weird, We have the mountain lands in the north with people who are hunters out west. Down south, we have these weird pine barrens, which we're going to talk about with these weird hillbilly-type people. We have cities. We have seashores. We have everything. And it is by far the most densely populated state in the United States. But beyond all that, so people that are here generally love New Jersey. Because you get to know all the roads and towns and areas.
It's almost like driving through different dimensions. They're so distinct. Like I would take drives even down to where my parents used to live. And each of the different ways I could go had such a different feeling. And I don't think I've ever seen that in other places. But beyond all that, there is just this weird sense of strangeness and greatness that is very hard to pin down and put into words that exists here in New Jersey. And everyone knows about it. You know, there's that magazine Weird New Jersey that very much touches on all of that stuff. But it is something of a magical place. And the fact that everyone looks down on us just makes us more, you know, makes us love New Jersey all the more. In fact, there's the New Jersey Hall of Fame opened recently in the American Dream Mall. And they have a whole movie about that aspect. It's about New Jersey overall, but about how people in New Jersey, you know, take that as a mark of pride. And of course,
As we're going to talk about, we have the best state monster of any state. We have the Jersey duck. The best state monster, of course. And it's certainly a different monster, I would say. Definitely. Well, if folks don't know, Frank has a show called The Overnightscape that's been going on now for 24 years. I couldn't remember. It was like 23 years. 23 years. 23 years. Okay. Yeah. And you can catch it at the overnight. I misspelled night there. Dang it. Overnightscape. I forgot the T. Yeah. Theovernightscape.com. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. That's more like it. That's it. Theovernightscape.com. And so you can, I've been listening to Frank for 23 years now. Yeah. Pretty much. I think I caught you really early on. So.
Well, you were doing the, what was it called before that? You were doing a different show. Well, you were kind of doing a bunch of different things prior to the Overnightscape emerging. And I remember I listened to that stuff and contacted you way back when. What was it called? Bluffcosm.com. Yes, Bluffcosm.com was my first internet radio website. And then when podcasting started, I actually took your XML feed to make my XML feed. We both started real. We were some of the first podcasters, you and I. I know. Isn't that crazy to think about? I'm like, it's been, yeah. So we just entered our 27th year of doing the show, the Static Radio. And then I'm doing this thing here. It's goofiness here, Mondo Frico. That actually appears on Static Radio as well. But yeah, so it's been a long time going.
going here? It's amazing. I'm trying to decide, you know uh if it's i like to think of it as something that's been really, really good and positive. But then i also think about oh gosh i've been doing this for 27 years. Is there something wrong with me you know you gotta ask yourself these things. I don't know. I ask myself that all the time, what, what is going on with this stuff? But, uh, you know, I have faith in the people of the future that they will discover our works and enjoy them on into the far future. Yes. Yeah. Let's just do that. Let's go with that. I mean, it's been an interesting ride and, and you and I've actually did a thing on another project called prior caster. We talk about all that stuff. So, but here on Mondo, you know, we talk about weird things and I think, uh, let's just go into the quiz, shall we? Yes.
Quiz. Quiz. Quiz. All right. So we're going to go into the quiz on the Jersey Devil. I'm going to ask you five questions. They should get harder as we go along. So the earlier ones will be easier. The later ones should be harder. And it's multiple choice. So don't, you know, you wait for your choices in case. All right. First question. Where is the legendary home of the Jersey Devil? Is it A, the Pine Barrens, B, a slightly damp corner of the Newark Airport baggage claim, C, the Appalachian Mountains, or D, the Great Dismal Swamp? That would be A, the Pine Barrens. All right. You got it right. This is an easy one. You also mentioned the Pine Barrens already. Yes, already, yes.
So as we move along here and get a little tougher, what is the most commonly cited number of children that Mother Leeds had before the birth of the devil, the Jersey Devil? Would it be A, 8, B, 10, C, 12, or D, 47, but 45 of them were just very enthusiastic squirrels? That would be C, 12. Oh, my gosh. It was the 13th child. Yes. It was the devil. Yes. All right. Two for two. Frank is killing it. All right. So let's move on here. Number three. The period of most intense sightings that brought the creature national and international attention occurred over a single week in what specific month and year? February 2012 when he lost his car keys near a Wawa. July 1890, January 1909, or December 1855? I'm going to have to guess the 1855. Going with D, 1855? Yeah.
It was January 1909. You were very close. Okay. Very, very close, right? I mean, they're all old. I mean, the Wawa one was obviously out of the… It was not anywhere near it. So, okay, well, you're two for one now. Still going to win it, I think. So, in 1909, one of the most famous reported encounters involved a postmaster and his wife. In what specific town were they claimed to have been trapped in their house while the creatures circled outside? Was it A, Trenton, B, Gloucester City, or if I said that correctly, C, Atlantic City, D, Freehold, or E, inside a hollowed out artisanal cheese wheel? I would have to say Gloucester City. Oh, Gloucester City. You want to change your answer or you think that's it? Final answer. All right. Gloucester City. So I actually came close to saying it correctly. So that was right. All right. So you got
Three for one. You're doing fantastic. You're going to win now. This is inevitable. You're in the Super Bowl. Can we say that? We're not saying it about monsters. It's a big game. Yeah, it's a big game. The historical non-supernatural Leeds family in New Jersey was significant. Which of the following is true about Daniel Leeds, who founded the family's presence in the state and whose almanac printing business was may be related to the legend. Was it A, he was a famous Quaker abolitionist who fled the state. B, he was a prominent early New Jersey Almanac printer who was in a political and religious feud with the Burlington Quaker establishment. C, he invented the Taylor Ham versus pork roll debate just to annoy people. Or D, he was an explorer who first mapped the Pine Barren regions. That's a mouthful there. I think the answer is B.
B, he was a prominent early New Jersey almanac printer who was in a political and religious feud with the Burlington Quaker establishment. Yes, final answer. That's right. Wow. Four correct, only one wrong, which was a year, which I always think those are the hardest questions, to be honest with you. Don't you? Yeah, it can be tough getting that actual year. Yeah, nailing down a year is just too much, I think. Well, congratulations, you won that. So you really, you know your devil lore. Let's take a quick break and then we're gonna come back and I'm gonna read a little story and then we're gonna talk about it. Here we go. Mondofrico. Mondofrico. Mondofrico. Mondofrico, that's what you're listening to and watching right now. So here's a quick story about the Jersey Devil, just to give you some background in case you didn't know.
The Jersey Devil is a legendary cryptid said to inhabit the remote pine barrens of southern New Jersey. The most popular version of its origin story dates back to 1735 and revolves around a woman known as Mother Leeds, often identifie]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10602Wed, 21 Jan 2026 22:40:43 +0000Bob LeMentJersey Devil The Jersey Devil, a legendary cryptid from the Pine Barrens; Frank successfully completes a trivia quiz on the creature’s lore—including its origin as the 13th child of Mother Leeds—before sharing his personal theory that cryptids and...The Overnightscape https://youtube.com/live/FDUyZuOkit0 Transcript (AI transcription) So Frank, how's New Jersey these days? Well, New Jersey is like Antarctica at this point. It's very frigid, a lot of ice and snow everywhere. Other than that, it's Jersey. There's nothing else like Jersey. It's one of the greatest places in the world and a very weird place as well. The garden state. Yes, absolutely. Welcome to Mondo Frico. How's everybody doing today? My guest is going to be Mr. Frank. Do we do Frank Edward Nora for your guest appearances as well? Yes. Frank Edward Nora. Yes. You all three of them. Okay. I wasn't sure. Frank Edward Nora. We're going to talk a little bit about the Jersey devil. Frank is a big proponent of the state of New Jersey, as you just heard at the intro. And so what if you had to say, what's your favorite thing about New Jersey?
besides the Jersey devil, obviously, what would it be? Well, I mean, to people outside New Jersey, it has this horrible reputation and people think it's just this dirty smelling, like piece of crap place to live. But when you're here, you understand, first of all, it has pretty much everything. It's like, if you took the entire United States and sort of crushed it down into this tiny, tiny, tiny area, New Jersey is that. So we have weird, We have the mountain lands in the north with people who are hunters out west. Down south, we have these weird pine barrens, which we're going to talk about with these weird hillbilly-type people. We have cities. We have seashores. We have everything. And it is by far the most densely populated state in the United States. But beyond all that, so people that are here generally love New Jersey. Because you get to know all the roads and towns and areas.
It's almost like driving through different dimensions. They're so distinct. Like I would take drives even down to where my parents used to live. And each of the different ways I could go had such a different feeling. And I don't think I've ever seen that in other places. But beyond all that, there is just this weird sense of strangeness and greatness that is very hard to pin down and put into words that exists here in New Jersey. And everyone knows about it. You know, there's that magazine Weird New Jersey that very much touches on all of that stuff. But it is something of a magical place. And the fact that everyone looks down on us just makes us more, you know, makes us love New Jersey all the more. In fact, there's the New Jersey Hall of Fame opened recently in the American Dream Mall. And they have a whole movie about that aspect. It's about New Jersey overall, but about how people in New Jersey, you know, take that as a mark of pride. And of course,
As we're going to talk about, we have the best state monster of any state. We have the Jersey duck. The best state monster, of course. And it's certainly a different monster, I would say. Definitely. Well, if folks don't know, Frank has a show called The Overnightscape that's been going on now for 24 years. I couldn't remember. It was like 23 years. 23 years. 23 years. Okay. Yeah. And you can catch it at the overnight. I misspelled night there. Dang it. Overnightscape. I forgot the T. Yeah. Theovernightscape.com. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. That's more like it. That's it. Theovernightscape.com. And so you can, I've...]]>3698false22fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/triggered--69523103 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/nD1gt6ia0ns Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Butthole. What's my butthole? What's your butthole? Oh my gosh. What are you talking about? I mean my button. My button. Not the buttons. Not the… Oh my gosh. Hold on a sec. I did a… I did a restart of… My balls. Balls. of my computer, and now everything's messed up, so I have to reset everything. Yeah. Okay. All right. So you got to give me a second. Bobby's an old man. I said give me a moment. Hey, Bob, why did the sperm cross the road? Did you get to the other side? No, because Bob put on the wrong pair of socks again. What are you talking about? Okay, now it's working. It's working. Now it's working. Yeah, that's lame. No, I heard it. I thought it was fine.
Oh. prepare to be triggered hey everyone this is miles prepare is that your uh new merchandise my prepare to be triggered shirt yeah that's our new 2026 phrase here on static so prepare to be triggered. Yeah, okay. I'll go with it sure i don't know I thought of it just now. Sorry, I did an update on this computer and it knocked everything out of whack, so I had to keep fixing everything tonight. Sounds weird. I'm sorry. Whatever. Oh, my goodness. Are you okay over there? Are you drinking something? What are you doing? I'm drinking the plastic particles in this bottle here. That's something I'm glad you mentioned that. Get it out. Come on, stuttering Sam. Get it out. Never have we heard of microplastics until now, right? Yeah.
It's like microplastics didn't exist and then now they exist all of a sudden. Everything's got microplastics in it. Microplastic, microplastic, microplastic. It's like they've been there the whole time if they've been there. Yeah. Now everybody's like all microplastic. Oh, drinking a bottle of water has got microplastics in it. It's like kids being allergic to nuts. I never heard that. Never heard that. It's not an epidemic. I'm like, what the hell? I never witnessed a child dying from eating peanuts. I mean, I'm sorry if your child has that. I'm sorry, but I'm just saying I've never heard that as a kid. And I was like, geez. Yeah, I think we just invent these things to keep everybody in line, on edge. Although there were some kids that disappeared now that I think about it growing up. Anyway. Because you lived in Gacy's neighborhood.
close to it. There are a lot of kids disappeared mm-hmm oh my good well anyway let's change the micro plastic thing kind of set me up because all right. Yeah. I'm sorry. what you see triggered triggered say so something happened this weekend that I thought I would never witness Oh, boy. That's so many. Wow. I don't even know how to begin. My wife, she's talking to me. She's like, hey, I heard about this new pizza place. We should go. I'm like, yeah, we should go. I love pizza. We talked about it for weeks, I think. I can't remember now, but Anyway, she's like, well, we're going to go on Saturday. I'm like, great. We'll go on Saturday. Fantastic. I love it. So we get there. Yeah, we get there, and it's kind of a sports bar slash pizza place slash everything kind of place. Nudie bar. Nudie bar. Yeah. It's got everything. Slot machines. Darts. Darts. Axe throwing.
Oh, that'd be awesome. No, it didn't have all that. Anyway, so we get a seat and we're close to the bar, the regular bar there. They had seating kind of in another area, but it was like windows, right? And it's really cold here now. Oh, yeah. We didn't want to be by the windows. And so we're sitting there and these… guys show up and they're standing at the bar, which is not that far away, right? So it was like, we're right in the table area, but close to the bar. And I couldn't believe it, but somebody was at the bar cussing so much that it upset my wife. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. This is made up. This is a made up story. This is a
fake story. I can no it's not it's true i it's why i couldn't believe it. Your wife talks so dirty. So dirty. Yeah. And the funny thing was, I think the last time i saw her, I think she said, suck my dick. You know i mean she's like she's dirty very dirty so uh we're sitting there and she's, you know, these guys are fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck You know, it was like talking to Clark and Green Hat. What was his name? Neon Green Hat guy. Oh, O'Connor. Yeah. O'Connor. Yeah. O'Connor. Crazy guys. Yeah. And so there's constantly and my wife is like, you know, making these faces like, oh, my gosh, you know, I'm like, I'm like, what? You know, I'm like, this is like
dinner table talk i'm hearing over here, right? Didn't your wife curse out a bunch of tourists over in france or something? Didn't she kind of like Yeah, we were in Switzerland. You dumb bastards. Get out of the way my way. Oh, you're right. We were at versailles and then we were also in Switzerland. I can't see the Matterhorn. God damn it. That's right. Your wife says god damn it a lot yeah yeah so yeah so i was like, really? You know? I couldn't believe it. I was laughing and she was getting aggravated with me because I was thinking, this is so out of the realm, right? I really wish we didn't sit so close to the bar. Those guys were being rude. I'm like, you didn't sound any different than you.
You're right. Yeah, you're right. I think you have not witnessed this. I was going to call you a liar, but you might be right. But the whole time we were eating, it was funny. And then we're eating, and she keeps looking over at him and kind of giving him kind of a dirty look. And I'm like, what prude is this that I'm having dinner with, is what I was thinking. Is it all religious or something? No, not at all. She still curses like crazy. Yeah. but I guess it was bothering her because she goes, and so then when we're, we left and I'm like, you know, I can't believe you got so upset with these people cursing at the bar, you know, these are your people. Yeah. You're related to these people, obviously. And she's like, no, it wasn't just the cursing. They were so goddamn loud. They're just fucking so loud. Yeah.
Wait, was it the cursing or the volume then? It was the volume. Oh, okay. So everyone could hear F this, F you. It's like there were kids there. I wouldn't cuss in front of all those children. Oh, come on. It was so goddamn loud. I couldn't. I'm like, oh, okay. I was misinterpreting. I thought it was just the cursing. She's like, a little bit. i call bullshit. I call bullshit on this one. Like they were yelling, they're drunk and yelling. And she's like, and what fucking pisses me off even more as they left when we did, I wish i would have fucking left a half an hour before. Oh God. Nice. Yeah. I was like, anyway, I was just like wow really well we haven't uh we haven't had that experience in a while. Yeah. Right. honey
Ever, as a matter of fact. Would you get all Karen'd up for there for a minute? I didn't know what was going on. See, triggered. Triggered. See, I called it. The Nostradamus called it. Are your teams still in the running for the Super Bowl? Oh, I mean, I'm sad that my team lost, but by the way, changing gears here, yes, the two top teams are still in it. Yeah. seahawks is one, right? Yeah, and Broncos. I said those two would go oh yeah i think i said the uh denver wins i think i had to look it up. I don't know i think so. So, in that in that sense i'm kind of glad i lost, but in a way, I'm sad, too. Yeah, I know. I just found out that the bears lost at dinner tonight because we were talking about it so oh okay yeah i didn't know. I had no idea. I was informed.
I was actually asking about the pizza deals. I'm like, when is this Super Bowl happening? Because there's all these good pizza deals that maybe I can get on. We better get a fucking good pizza deal. That's all I can fucking think. But to finish up real quick, the guys annoyed her and then the pizza wasn't that great. So she heard it was really good and then it turned out to be just, it was okay. It wasn't great. Hey, welcome to Five Fucking Guys Pizza. Exactly. So she was a little disappointed with the food as well. I thought it was fine. She's like, yeah, but it wasn't. She's like, I hate going out to eat when it's just fine. I want to go out to eat and get something great. Oh, okay. Yeah, and I go, well, sorry, hon. Most poopy pants. Most poopy pants. Well, we have certain places that we go, Miles, that are very consistent and very good.
Yes, your Russian tea room that you love where you check out the male waiters. Yes, you like going there. Didn't you have a story once you went somewhere like, I was admiring the pretty waiter we had. I'm sure that I said that at some point. Yes. I don't think we go there that often. Wasn't it some Russian place or some weird ethnic thing or something? Could have been. i don't recall off top of my head. The Serbian restaurant you love going to or something? I don't know serbs love the Serbs. You love this sir you love everybody. You don't care. I know. That's true. You're cursing people. You love them i well i wasn't i wasn't overly thrilled by it either, but i didn't, you know, I'm like, whatever. Yeah. If you're gonna go to a pizza bar, what are you gonna get you know yeah
guess. So I'm triggered. Triggered. What's going on with you? Boy, now you say that, I was just remembering back something that just happened to me. Do I go with the restaurant story? Is this going to be about the male waiters? Yeah. Apparently, yeah. No, I don't know. He had the biggest bulge and his pants were so tight I'm going to give you a gentleman's choice here. We're going to go with either bald eagle day slash eating at a restaurant or yet another story ab]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10596Tue, 20 Jan 2026 19:40:09 +0000Bob LeMentMiles can't stand the people in the other booth, while Bob hears his wife say something he never expected. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/nD1gt6ia0ns Bad AI... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/nD1gt6ia0ns Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Butthole. What's my butthole? What's your butthole? Oh my gosh. What are you talking about? I mean my button. My button. Not the buttons. Not the… Oh my gosh. Hold on a sec. I did a… I did a restart of… My balls. Balls. of my computer, and now everything's messed up, so I have to reset everything. Yeah. Okay. All right. So you got to give me a second. Bobby's an old man. I said give me a moment. Hey, Bob, why did the sperm cross the road? Did you get to the other side? No, because Bob put on the wrong pair of socks again. What are you talking about? Okay, now it's working. It's working. Now it's working. Yeah, that's lame. No, I heard it. I thought it was fine.
Oh. prepare to be triggered hey everyone this is miles prepare is that your uh new merchandise my prepare to be triggered shirt yeah that's our new 2026 phrase here on static so prepare to be triggered. Yeah, okay. I'll go with it sure i don't know I thought of it just now. Sorry, I did an update on this computer and it knocked everything out of whack, so I had to keep fixing everything tonight. Sounds weird. I'm sorry. Whatever. Oh, my goodness. Are you okay over there? Are you drinking something? What are you doing? I'm drinking the plastic particles in this bottle here. That's something I'm glad you mentioned that. Get it out. Come on, stuttering Sam. Get it out. Never have we heard of microplastics until now, right? Yeah.
It's like microplastics didn't exist and then now they exist all of a sudden. Everything's got microplastics in it. Microplastic, microplastic, microplastic. It's like they've been there the whole time if they've been there. Yeah. Now everybody's like all microplastic. Oh, drinking a bottle of water has got microplastics in it. It's like kids being allergic to nuts. I never heard that. Never heard that. It's not an epidemic. I'm like, what the hell? I never witnessed a child dying from eating peanuts. I mean, I'm sorry if your child has that. I'm sorry, but I'm just saying I've never heard that as a kid. And I was like, geez. Yeah, I think we just invent these things to keep everybody in line, on edge. Although there were some kids that disappeared now that I think about it growing up. Anyway. Because you lived in Gacy's neighborhood.
close to it. There are a lot of kids disappeared mm-hmm oh my good well anyway let's change the micro plastic thing kind of set me up because all right. Yeah. I'm sorry. what you see triggered triggered say so something happened this weekend that I thought I would never witness Oh, boy. That's so many. Wow. I don't even know how to begin. My wife, she's talking to me. She's like, hey, I heard about this new pizza place. We should go. I'm like, yeah, we should go. I love pizza. We talked about it for weeks, I think. I can't remember now, but Anyway, she's like, well, we're going to go on Saturday. I'm like, great. We'll go on Saturday. Fantastic. I love it. So we get there. Yeah, we get there, and it's kind of a sports bar slash pizza place slash everything kind of place. Nudie bar. Nudie bar. Yeah. It's got everything. Slot machines. Darts. Darts. Axe throwing.
Oh, that'd be awesome. No, it didn't have all that. Anyway, so we get a seat and we're close to the bar, the regular bar there. They had seating kind of in another area, but it was like windows, right? And it's really cold here now. Oh, yeah. We didn't want to be by the windows. And so we're sitting there and these… guys show up and they're standing at the bar, which is not that far away, right? So it was like, we're right in the table area, but close to the bar. And I couldn't believe...]]>1389false273fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lement-tonight-for-january-15-2026--69472362Plauzzable.com https://youtube.com/live/iGpnBXE8FBQ Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody, it's LeMent Tonight. My guest tonight is Leanne Linsky. Leanne, how are you doing tonight? Hey, I am great. Thanks so much for having me on. I love that chair. Possibly because I have one just like it. Really? I got this chair to look younger. Oh, really? Yeah, it's a gamer chair. I'm trying to look younger. I have that exact same chair with the headrest. Actually, before we started recording here, I was sitting back. I leaned back. and was swiveling around and made a really weird noise, and I thought, uh-oh, I'm going to have to go find another chair. But I just bumped into some instructions for a printer that I had sitting out over here. So, but Leanne Linsky, the, what do you call yourself, CEO, Chieftain, Grand Poobah of Plausible? Yes, the one and only. That would be me. That would be, well, and you're here tonight, and so,
Why don't you tell us, give us a little jokesters, a few jokes, these jokes here, and then we'll talk some more. How's that? Sure. Well, yeah, I mean, I will tell you. So, hey, everybody. People often ask, like, where am I from? All that. I'm originally from Waukegan, Illinois, and then I lived in Vegas for 16 years. And normally when I tell people that, they're like, oh, my were you doing in Vegas? I'm like, oh my God, what do you mean? Besides all the drinking, gambling and prostituting myself. Okay. So I didn't drink that much. And then I lived in New York for almost nine years. And when people hear that, they're like, oh my God, Leanne, what'd you do in New York? So I just ignore them and keep walking. Then I moved to Long Beach, California and no one gave a crap. So
Here I am now in Seattle. Yes, crickets. Exactly. I'm in Seattle, Washington now. Living life online. Yep. Because we moved here right at the end of the pandemic and things still weren't opened up. So I don't leave my house. And now when I do, I have to say it's fun, but it's also awkward because I keep forgetting to unmute myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't want to dazzle you with the rest of my brilliance quite this early in the show. That wasn't a joke. That was just truth, everybody. Just truth. All right, Leanne, thank you very much. I was using the patented plausible reactions here. I appreciate that. I was also enjoying the swivel. Oh, yeah. I was trying out the swiveled a little bit. Yeah.
It's good. It works. Yeah. So what's been happening in your world? Apparently you don't leave the house. So I'm hoping that it's not all just DoorDash and streaming services, but maybe it is. No, we do go to the grocery store regularly. We do. We do doctor's appointments, grocery store. I don't want to tell you the highlight of my week, but it's going to the grocery store. It is. It is navigating the parking lot at Trader Joe's. I also do volunteer service. So I volunteer for a couple of organizations locally. Oh, really? Like, what do you do for that? What are you doing? Like cleaning people's beards or what are you doing? Beards? No, I gave that up a while back. I actually volunteer at two thrift stores. One supports American Cancer Society and the other one supports a senior center. So.
Yeah, and I volunteer once a week at each of those places and put new merchandise out and do the window displays and things like that. It's a blast. I love it. I had a terrible thought when you said that. I can't help but mention it. Maybe one of the services, like help people with dementia, basically just take stuff out of their closet and have them come in and pick it up at the store and then we take it back out of the closet. which is hilarious because that's just what I do. It's horrible. It's a horrible thought. You're basically just getting them out of their, you know, apartment or whatever. Yeah. It's like a cyclical thing. Oh, it is. You're so nice. I mean, you do, well, I would never do volunteer work. I'm not a volunteer. Well, yeah, maybe no. So when I lived in New York, I got into doing a lot of volunteer service because in New York, um,
I volunteered at Kravis Children's Hospital at Mount Sinai. And they had a TV studio in the hospital, in the children's hospital. And it was run by a nonprofit. And I would go in there and host TV shows for all the children in the children's hospital. And they could watch up in their rooms. And we'd run game shows. And the kids could call in from their room phones. And then we'd do trivia games and all kinds of things where they could participate. by calling in and then after the shows were over, I'd go to the prize closet and I'd pick out prizes and go walk up there and say hello to everybody who participated during the half hour show. So that was really cool. And I also volunteered for an improv, a nonprofit that offered improv workshops and shows to other nonprofit organizations in New York area. So like Big Brothers Big Sisters,
Or hospice, Ronald McDonald home, Ronald McDonald house, different hospitals, senior centers, you name it. If they needed people to come in and cheer people up and brighten things up, we would go in and do a workshop or show on a regular basis. Yeah, it was amazing. It was amazing. Yeah. That's interesting. So how many other TV shows were there on this thing? Oh, so those two are separate. So the one- Oh, those two are separate. Yeah, so the one we did improv classes and shows for, and that was all in person where we would go and do these things at the hospital or at the hospice or at Ronald McDonald House or different venues where they would need us. And then the Kravis Children's Hospital, that was separate. I actually met them because the improv group, we would do a TV show like once a month there, I think it was.
And maybe weekly. I can't remember now. And then I got to know the producer and I was like, I'd like to do more of this if possible. And so I would go in a couple of times a week, sometimes three times a week and do, do shows, but they would do shows every day. Oh, really? Several times throughout the day for the kids. Yeah. Yeah. It was really cool. It was also very sad because not all kids were there short term. Some were there very long term and were, were, chronically ill or terminally ill, but it was, it was one of the really, it was a wonderful service that they offered so that kids didn't feel so isolated and alone. How'd you get to be so nice doing all this? I mean, most, most comics are cynical and, you know, hate the world. And I know, well, you're right. This is true. Right. And,
I would say that I am that person a lot of time. Like I can be that person if I want to, but since what I really started realizing is like in comedy, especially when we're starting out and, and I, we probably do more of it when we're starting out, but I think that no matter where we are in our comedy journey, we're always, we're always doing something for free or for a cause or for, ourselves like working out jokes we go to open mics we're not paid to do that that's just part of the process and yet there might be audiences at these open mics or you know you might get a spot in a show that just so you can go warm up to do another show those kind of things and you're not paid for it people do it all the time celebrities do it right so but i think with comedy they were just bored right maybe uh maybe uh but i think there's there's an element of
It's a gift because I get to do what I love, but I get to share it with other people who enjoy it or maybe not. But it depends on the set, you know, or the night. But but yeah, I think it's enjoyable or torture. Yeah, I think it's good comedy karma. But I don't you know, just why not? Why not share it with people who can't get to a good. That's a good thought. I mean, that's very positive thinking there. Yeah. And I mean, that's part of what I do with plausible, right? Is give back to the community. I mean, why not? I want other people to succeed. How can we bring more people in and give people a place and a stage? And that's a lot with plausible is if I'm having this problem, maybe other people are having this problem too. How can we bridge that gap? How can we help others as we help ourselves? Wow. Listen to all this.
Right? Who knew? I'm thinking you should open up the phones for donations. Yes, please do. Operators are standing by. Right. And even Jerry Lewis is going to pop up. That's right. Let's go look at the top board. Good to Brian in his sound-canceling headphones. Yeah, that's right. Is he watching kickboxing? No. He's watching the phones ring off the phone right now. That's what]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10585Fri, 16 Jan 2026 19:57:50 +0000Bob LeMentThis Week In this episode of LeMent Tonight, host Bob welcomes Leanne Linsky, the founder and CEO of Plauzzable.com, a virtual comedy platform designed to provide comedians with a global stage and a simplified infrastructure for their business. During...Plauzzable.com https://youtube.com/live/iGpnBXE8FBQ Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody, it's LeMent Tonight. My guest tonight is Leanne Linsky. Leanne, how are you doing tonight? Hey, I am great. Thanks so much for having me on. I love that chair. Possibly because I have one just like it. Really? I got this chair to look younger. Oh, really? Yeah, it's a gamer chair. I'm trying to look younger. I have that exact same chair with the headrest. Actually, before we started recording here, I was sitting back. I leaned back. and was swiveling around and made a really weird noise, and I thought, uh-oh, I'm going to have to go find another chair. But I just bumped into some instructions for a printer that I had sitting out over here. So, but Leanne Linsky, the, what do you call yourself, CEO, Chieftain, Grand Poobah of Plausible? Yes, the one and only. That would be me. That would be, well, and you're here tonight, and so,
Why don't you tell us, give us a little jokesters, a few jokes, these jokes here, and then we'll talk some more. How's that? Sure. Well, yeah, I mean, I will tell you. So, hey, everybody. People often ask, like, where am I from? All that. I'm originally from Waukegan, Illinois, and then I lived in Vegas for 16 years. And normally when I tell people that, they're like, oh, my were you doing in Vegas? I'm like, oh my God, what do you mean? Besides all the drinking, gambling and prostituting myself. Okay. So I didn't drink that much. And then I lived in New York for almost nine years. And when people hear that, they're like, oh my God, Leanne, what'd you do in New York? So I just ignore them and keep walking. Then I moved to Long Beach, California and no one gave a crap. So
Here I am now in Seattle. Yes, crickets. Exactly. I'm in Seattle, Washington now. Living life online. Yep. Because we moved here right at the end of the pandemic and things still weren't opened up. So I don't leave my house. And now when I do, I have to say it's fun, but it's also awkward because I keep forgetting to unmute myself. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I don't want to dazzle you with the rest of my brilliance quite this early in the show. That wasn't a joke. That was just truth, everybody. Just truth. All right, Leanne, thank you very much. I was using the patented plausible reactions here. I appreciate that. I was also enjoying the swivel. Oh, yeah. I was trying out the swiveled a little bit. Yeah.
It's good. It works. Yeah. So what's been happening in your world? Apparently you don't leave the house. So I'm hoping that it's not all just DoorDash and streaming services, but maybe it is. No, we do go to the grocery store...]]>2656false21fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/self-return--69422170 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/TJHJwucQYZI Bad AI Transcript of the show this week [su_qrcode data="hhttps://www.staticradio.com/2026/01/13/self-return/" title="Self Return" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/01/13/self-return/"]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10576Tue, 13 Jan 2026 15:53:12 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets tough at the package return while Miles gets taught a lesson at the self-checkout. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/TJHJwucQYZI Bad AI Transcript of... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/TJHJwucQYZI Bad AI Transcript of the show this week [su_qrcode data="hhttps://www.staticradio.com/2026/01/13/self-return/" title="Self Return" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/01/13/self-return/"]]>1559false272fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/danny-johnson--69342404at Danny Johnson comedy. And we'll visit those throughout the talk here, but I like to put everything up front so people don't have to wait. Cause you know, they may get bored with this conversation. I really just want to know more about Danny. I don't really care to listen to this other guy. So we'll make sure everybody's happy. Right. Look at that. I like that plugs up front. So yeah, everybody. Yeah, exactly. We'll do that. I don't want to, you know, you make, everybody makes people wait, right? Like it's, Like they're doing them a favor when they're really not. Yeah. It's the worst to watch a video where… And then sometimes they don't get to the point ever and there's another part. Right. In part two, we'll finally tell you where to find these people. No, not for me. I'm done with you, buddy. Blocked. That's right. No more part twos. Right. So everything bothers me. I mean, this could be everybody's comedy special. Couldn't it be? Yeah. I think… And it's funny. The title of it was…
created after we shot the special in Atlanta earlier this year. And it was really just a culmination of, I do actually mention that phrase in my special, but in just going through the material and the final cut, it was like, this was just a sort of a list of things that bother me that I was talking about. There you go. This is, your book's coming out called How to Write the Easiest Comedy Set. just things that bother you. Yeah. And so one of the producers was like, he goes, it seems like everything bothers you. And I go, that's a perfect name for. So let's, that's, that's what's happening now. Let's go back 15 years and say, you know, young Danny, younger Danny, in your case, probably what teenage Danny is, is,
going to be a stand-up comedian. I mean, how did that all come about? As far back as I can remember, I've always been interested in comedy. I grew up in a really large family in Long Island, New York. And we're all loud. We're all poking fun at each other constantly. And if you want any attention whatsoever at any giant family function, then you better have some sort of talent or be funny. And I remember… I remember starting to do like imitations or impersonations of my relatives at family functions. And it was getting a laugh. And I realized how powerful that was. Even at a young age, I'm like, wow, I'm getting positive attention. Just making fun of my uncle or cousin or whoever, you know, just kind of impersonating them. And then I've stumbled in my teenage years across Saturday Night Live, which of course is not stand-up, but just fell in love with those characters. And that led, staying up late,
on the weekend led me to staying up late during the week and watching, uh, the late night TV shows and, and, uh, catching standup, you know, uh, Robert Klein and Jerry Seinfeld and Carlin. And, um, they were just talking for five or six minutes into a microphone and getting laughs. And I was like, this is really appealing. Um, and it's baffling, you know, I didn't understand or necessarily crack up at a lot of the jokes, but, you know, I was younger, but, As I grew older, it led to my first stage performance at 18 at a small club in Long Island. And I only did well because we brought 63 of the 73 audience members to the show. So crowdsourcing was your friend basically at 18. You're like, hey, everybody. Yeah. If you want a false sense of hope, just stack the crowd with friends and family.
That was Danny Johnson reads his Rolodex. I think that was your act back then. You're just, if you come, I will read your name on stage. Right. And then I finished up college in Long Island, my first two years of college. And I didn't do standups. And from the time I was 18, I didn't do standup until I finished my senior year of college. And by that time I'd moved to Florida and finished my college in Florida. And where I ended up residing in Florida wasn't, right down the road from one of the biggest comedy clubs or the biggest comedy club in Northeast Florida. And they had a workshop of like how to be an MC or a host of a show. And it was free. And the club was open Tuesday through Saturday. I joined that workshop, started, I guess, learning from some of the current hosts that were there and eventually became a regular. And two years later, I was, you know, working Tuesday through Saturday, a couple of times a month,
sometimes at this club hosting shows. And then, you know, long, longer, long story, longer, um, other comedians that I worked for started to bring me on the road and open for them and bump me up to the middle act. And then, you know, once you get enough material, you can kind of pitch yourself to bookers as a feature actor, a headliner. So, uh, it was the, it was a really long journey to get to have, you know, start headlining venues and whatnot. but I'm glad, and this is, you know, I started pre-internet or pre-social media, I should say, maybe not pre-internet, but pre-social media popular, you know, being popular. So my website was huge. You know, that was a big deal to have a website. Like, wow, you have a URL? Which is why I have Danny Johnson. Yeah. There you go. Here it is. This is it today. Which is why I have the .com, DannyJohnson.com. It's
of rare to have a dot com and uh i've had people want to buy it, which is interesting. Really? How much you can offer for that? I've gotten upwards of upwards of four grand. Wow. But it's been, it's been a good decade since someone's tried to buy it. There's two, there's a semi-famous musician out of England. Um, and then there's, there's a few public speakers all with my name. So, um, like, uh, they're not comedians, but they are, well-known speakers. Well, I mean, with a name like Johnson. There's got to be several Dannys out there. It's funny you say that. I remember I had the hardest time getting with this one particular booker. And finally, I got a hold of them on the phone. And this is after years of emailing or just trying to get in with them. And I go, what? Did I do something? And they go, yeah, I booked you and you didn't show. And I said,
I haven't worked for you ever. And they go, you're Danny Johnson out of whatever city they mentioned. I go, no, I'm in Northeast Florida. They're like, oh my gosh, there's another one of you. I was like, well, that's not me. Why didn't you at least meet with me and find out? So I ended up working for the Booker, but yeah, there was, there was like almost like a bizarro Danny Johnson. Now you just need to do the opposite and get more gigs based on this other Danny Johnson. Yeah, he needs to step up his career. Just answer. I had an email address where this person thought it was their email address, and they kept signing me up for everything. It was very aggravating. I mean, you could do the same thing for the other Danny Johnson. I do that too. I sign up people's email addresses for stuff.
If they wrong me in life, they get on everything. That's your next special. Don't tell me your email. You'll get a bunch of crap. So you did this when you were younger. You went to college, which I'm assuming your mother said, finish your degree, please. Don't just run off and do comedy. What was your degree in? Business management. I went to two years at State University of New York at Farmingdale. And then I finished my bachelor's at University of South Florida in Tampa. And it took me so long. I jokingly refer to my college experience as the decade of excellence. That's very good. Yeah. So it did take you a whole decade or no? No, not… It probably took me… So two years for the Associates in New York and then probably…
three years and a semester for my to finish. Okay. I remember my count because I was away from my parents for the first time. They were still in New York and I was in Florida having a time of my life at this giant college. And I remember finally at one point in my second senior year, the guidance counselor that I meet with each semester was like, look, you got to finish up. you're 47 years old. I don't know how old it was but i was it was like van Wilder. I don't know if you ever seen it. Yeah. Yeah. So I finished up just, she's like, she goes, you can major in like three different things. You've taken so much, so many classes. So you had to make a decision. Yo]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10565Wed, 07 Jan 2026 15:51:02 +0000Bob LeMentDanny Johnson Danny Johnson is a seasoned clean stand-up comedian with over 15 years of experience, known for his relatable material and performances at corporate events, clubs, and churches. His career took off with his successful Dry Bar Comedy...at Danny Johnson comedy. And we'll visit those throughout the talk here, but I like to put everything up front so people don't have to wait. Cause you know, they may get bored with this conversation. I really just want to know more about Danny. I don't really care to listen to this other guy. So we'll make sure everybody's happy. Right. Look at that. I like that plugs up front. So yeah, everybody. Yeah, exactly. We'll do that. I don't want to, you know, you make, everybody makes people wait, right? Like it's, Like they're doing them a favor when they're really not. Yeah. It's the worst to watch a video where… And then sometimes they don't get to the point ever and there's another part. Right. In part two, we'll finally tell you where to find these people. No, not for me. I'm done with you, buddy. Blocked. That's right. No more part twos. Right. So everything bothers me. I mean, this could be everybody's comedy special. Couldn't it be? Yeah. I think… And it's funny. The title of it was…
created after we shot the special in Atlanta earlier this year. And it was really just a culmination of, I do actually mention that phrase in my special, but in just going through the material and the final cut, it was like, this was just a sort of a list of things that bother me that I was talking about. There you go. This is, your book's coming out called How to Write the Easiest Comedy Set. just things that bother you. Yeah. And so one of the producers was like, he goes, it seems like everything bothers you. And I go, that's a perfect name for. So let's, that's, that's what's happening now. Let's go back 15 years and say, you know, young Danny, younger Danny, in your case, probably what teenage Danny is, is,
going to be a stand-up comedian. I mean, how did that all come about? As far back as I can remember, I've always been interested in comedy. I grew up in a really large family in Long Island, New York. And we're all loud. We're all poking fun at each other constantly. And if you want any attention whatsoever at any giant family function, then you better have some sort of talent or be funny. And I remember… I remember starting to do like imitations or impersonations of my relatives at family functions. And it was getting a laugh. And I realized how powerful that was. Even at a young age, I'm like,...]]>2649false41fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/polish-nostradamus-2026--69326293 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/PWSCJ3i8c4g Bad AI Transcript of the show this week [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/01/06/polish-nostradamus-2026/" title="Polish Nostradamus 2026″ link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/01/06/polish-nostradamus-2026/"]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10569Tue, 06 Jan 2026 16:20:43 +0000Bob LeMentMiles almost loses more than his fair share at the fruit machine while Bob tries to figure out the impossibilities of strong air currents. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/PWSCJ3i8c4g Bad AI Transcript of the show this week [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/01/06/polish-nostradamus-2026/" title="Polish Nostradamus 2026″ link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/01/06/polish-nostradamus-2026/"]]>2032false271fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/campbellton-ufo-with-franky-corcoran--69280275Corcoran Entertainment Show https://youtube.com/live/q76_OMqgdck Transcript (AI transcription) Hey, Frankie. How's it going tonight? I'm doing great, Bob. What's going on tonight? Happy New Year. Oh, it's true. Happy New Year. Did you see any lights in the sky? Do you believe it? We had a meteor go right over the St. Louis Arch on New Year's Eve. Oh, really? I was inside on New Year's Eve at a party. It was minus 20 outside on New Year's, so we stayed under the mini splits with with everything we needed. Didn't even look inside. It was so freaking cold. We're good. So let's just start it off. We'll talk to Frankie here and find out more about him, and then we'll go into our story for this week. Frankie, staying inside in negative 20 degrees, why? I mean, come on, you're Canadian. Oh, my God. Well, like, I'm not sure if you can see it real well, but my hands are so cracked. The cold weather just does not do my hands any good. So I just cover it in, like, before I went on, I just covered it in, what do you call it, the…
What do you call it? The gel. I use it so much now I can't even remember what it's called. The cream, the cream. Anybody listening who can tell me what that cream is called? What do you want to call it? Utter butter? Have you ever used that stuff? Working cream. I think it's called like working hand cream or something like that. Something like that. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's actually real. You guys can look that up on maybe like Amazon. I just get it from our local grocery store. Uh, but i normally pokes myself in that like God, uh, it's right now it's minus, uh, seven. I'm just checking my, uh, temperature there. Uh, minus seven out right now. I feel like, a a meteorologist right now with the microphone and I'm, what's it look like outside tonight frankie well right well bob right now it's cold. So I'm staying in and i'm calling in sick. it's 34 degrees here. Thank goodness.
Plus on negative seven. Gosh. Oh, my God. No, it's unreal. I will trade with you right now. Well, everybody, Frankie runs Corcoran Entertainment. He is in Canada, specifically somewhere in New Brunswick. I can't remember exactly where, and I'm not going to tell you just in case he doesn't want me to. Anyway. What's that? Miramichi, New Brunswick. Miramichi? Yeah. I won't give you my exact address, but you got an idea of where that is. It sounds like a cherry, like Maraschino, Maraschino. Or people joke, they say Mayor McCheese. Mayor McCheese runs Mayor McCheese runs Maraschino. That's pretty good. Well, he's all the way on the east side of Canada. Yeah, I'm an east coaster. He's an east coaster. Yeah, so. It's all good, though. And so if you want to find out more about Frankie, you can go to at Corcoran Entertainment on the Instagram and Facebook.com slash Corcoran Entertainment. He and I have talked many, many times on his show, which is available on all platforms. And you should check it out. I'm in awe. Frankie gets the best people. I'm telling you. You have to go check it out. He's always got somebody good. And
I don't know how he does it, but he keeps it up. I'm surprised. Bob Lament. I always get Bob Lament on. I've had Bob on how many times? He's easy. Just recently, you added almost like a service on your website, which is need a guest? Call Bob, essentially. I love that. That's right. I've been pushing to be a guest. I'm like, you need somebody to talk? I'll come on. Someone's funny. as soon as I saw that, I said, you and I kind of joked about it the last time you were on my show last month. And so I saw that I said, Oh, he took what I said to her. I said, it was good advice. I was just joking. I made a joke. I was like, well, Bob, you're, you're always my go-to if I need someone. And then you're, and then after we stopped recording, you're like, you know, when you said that, you know, anytime you need someone, like, let me know. I said, and that's good. Bob will show up like whenever you need them. And it's,
Scheduling-wise, for some people, it's always, okay, so when are you free? Oh, I'm free at this time, but not after this time. If you tell Bob, he's like, I'll make it work. So anybody listening who needs a guest, Bob is the man. He's always up for really anything. There's not even much preparation whenever I have you on my show. We just press record. whatever comes out goes, and it's gold. That's the way I like to work, too, without a net. I love to just go into it and see what happens. Were you kind of like that when you started Static Radio? Oh, yeah. We never prep. We never prep for anything. That's the good part and the terrible part because sometimes it's really good and sometimes it's, you know, maybe we should have prepped. Okay, because it's funny because
When I started, I was kind of the opposite. I literally had like bulletin boards of like, almost like I was a homicide detective who's like, okay, so then how am I going to segue into this part here? And then now I'm just like, ah, just roll with it. You know what I mean? I said, you know, because half the time I would put in all the work trying to come up with different ways to segue into certain topics. And then eventually there was one point where I just ignored it and we just spoke from the heart, and I just said, yeah, just don't stress about it. When I started, I was kind of stressing too much about it. So it's just go with the flow. What happens, happens. If they hate you, then they don't have to come on again. But it is what it is, right? But clearly, Bob's been having a good time coming on the show because he keeps coming back, and I appreciate it.
Oh, no, it's fantastic. I mean, a fantastic show. You're great to talk to. And we go through so many different topics. It's fun. It's fantastic. And tonight, this is a choice point for you. Because whenever we talked about doing this, I said, do you want to know or do you not want to know? And so this is another choice point. So I do a quiz each show about the topic. Now, I'll give you the choice to hear what the topic actually is, or you can go in cold and just take the quiz. Ah, let me see. Might be more entertaining to go in cold. Oh, I love that. That's what I would say. It matches my current environment where it's cold. So let's embrace it. All right, so we're gonna go right into the quiz. Here's some music.
Quiz. All right, Frankie. So we've got five questions for you about the topic tonight, and they'll kind of reveal itself as we get into the quiz a little bit here. So it's multiple choice, so you don't have to work too hard. Thank God. I was going to say, I should have checked with that. I said it better be multiple choice because then I'm going to feel like an idiot. And hopefully there's a few things in the quiz that you should know probably anyway. More than likely. It starts out easy, gets harder as we go. Here's your first question. Are you ready? Ready. Okay. So this is in what year did the sisters witness the UFOs over Campbellton? And that is in New Brunswick, by the way. Right. Which you may be familiar with. Yeah. Look at that. Yeah. About an hour or so away from me. Hour and a half. Yeah. Campbellton. Like, yeah. So A, 1979. 1979.
B, 1989, C, 1999, or D, the year they finally finished construction on the Trans-Canada Highway? So never. Um… Never. Never? Never? Oh, Frankie, let's see. Hold on. The year was 1989. i shoot i was actually going back and forth between that and never. I'm like, something tells me no. That's all right. That's the first one. Don't feel bad and and you had totally cold. You didn't get any information that's good it's more it's more entertaining that way for people to just be like, why didn't he Or like, why did he go and call, you know? Because that would be kind of bland, folks. So question number two, over which specific landmark were the objects seen hovering? Here's your choices. A, Mount Carlton. B, the Rustigosh River. C, Sugarloaf Mountain. Or D, the world's largest axe in Nacowick.
Sugarloaf. Oh, no, no, no. Mel Carlton. Oh. Don't tell me. So close. Sugarloaf Mountain. It was Sugarloaf. Son of a gun. I was like, I said it, and I said, no, I think Mel Carlton. Crap. I should have just trusted my gut. Yeah, exactly. You should have trusted your gut, and you would have had it. That's okay. There's no consequences here, so it's not like that's a big deal. Just the audience will look at me and go, that guy's dumb. No, they won't. They'll go say, hey, I got to listen over at Frankie on Corcoran Entertainment right there at Corcoran Entertainment. Hey, they're perfect. I like that. There you go. So question number three. What was the reported shape of the three crafts? Here's your choices. A, disc-shaped.
B, cigar-shaped, C, triangular, or D, shaped like a giant denier with extra sauce? What was the first one again? Disc shape. Disc shape. I'm going to say that. Disc shape. Let's see if you got it. That's okay. That's okay, Frank. That was a good guess because those are all… flying saucer shapes. I was going to say, I said, I was like, which of all of them fits a flying saucer? And I was like, okay, I said, not a, not a donair for sure. So there's always a goofy one in here. So number four, question number four, which law enforcement agency officially log]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10559Fri, 02 Jan 2026 15:24:10 +0000Bob LeMentCampbellton UFO In November 1989, a notable UFO sighting occurred in Campbellton, New Brunswick, involving two sisters who witnessed an extraordinary display over Sugarloaf Mountain. While the sisters were on Van Horne Crescent, they observed three...Corcoran Entertainment Show https://youtube.com/live/q76_OMqgdck Transcript (AI transcription) Hey, Frankie. How's it going tonight? I'm doing great, Bob. What's going on tonight? Happy New Year. Oh, it's true. Happy New Year. Did you see any lights in the sky? Do you believe it? We had a meteor go right over the St. Louis Arch on New Year's Eve. Oh, really? I was inside on New Year's Eve at a party. It was minus 20 outside on New Year's, so we stayed under the mini splits with with everything we needed. Didn't even look inside. It was so freaking cold. We're good. So let's just start it off. We'll talk to Frankie here and find out more about him, and then we'll go into our story for this week. Frankie, staying inside in negative 20 degrees, why? I mean, come on, you're Canadian. Oh, my God. Well, like, I'm not sure if you can see it real well, but my hands are so cracked. The cold weather just does not do my hands any good. So I just cover it in, like, before I went on, I just covered it in, what do you call it, the…
What do you call it? The gel. I use it so much now I can't even remember what it's called. The cream, the cream. Anybody listening who can tell me what that cream is called? What do you want to call it? Utter butter? Have you ever used that stuff? Working cream. I think it's called like working hand cream or something like that. Something like that. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's actually real. You guys can look that up on maybe like Amazon. I just get it from our local grocery store. Uh, but i normally pokes myself in that like God, uh, it's right now it's minus, uh, seven. I'm just checking my, uh, temperature there. Uh, minus seven out right now. I feel like, a a meteorologist right now with the microphone and I'm, what's it look like outside tonight frankie well right well bob right now it's cold. So I'm staying in and i'm calling in sick. it's 34 degrees here. Thank goodness.
Plus on negative seven. Gosh. Oh, my God. No, it's unreal. I will trade with you right now. Well, everybody, Frankie runs Corcoran Entertainment. He is in Canada, specifically somewhere in New Brunswick. I can't remember exactly where, and I'm not going to tell you just in case he doesn't want me to. Anyway. What's that? Miramichi, New Brunswick. Miramichi? Yeah. I won't give you my exact address, but you got an idea of where that is. It sounds like a cherry, like Maraschino, Maraschino. Or people joke, they say Mayor McCheese. Mayor McCheese runs Mayor McCheese runs Maraschino. That's pretty good. Well, he's all the way on the east side of Canada. Yeah, I'm an east coaster. He's an east coaster. Yeah, so. It's all good, though. And so if you want to find out more about Frankie, you can go to at Corcoran Entertainment on the Instagram and Facebook.com slash Corcoran Entertainment. He and I have talked many, many times on his show, which is available on all platforms. And you should check it out. I'm in awe. Frankie gets the best people. I'm telling you. You have to go check it out. He's always got somebody good. And
I don't know how he does it, but he keeps it up. I'm surprised. Bob Lament. I always get Bob Lament on. I've had Bob on how many times? He's easy. Just recently, you added almost like a service on your website, which is need a guest? Call Bob, essentially. I love...]]>2307false21fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/holiday-gambling--69252486 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/4jC9Pyeu1gE Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Ooh. Derdek. Hey, it's Miles. Hey, Miles. How are you doing tonight? Merry Christmas, Miles. Merry post-Christmas to you. Happy Boxing Day to you. I don't celebrate, but yes, happy to you, yes. I wonder why we don't celebrate Boxing Day. That's something that you think we would have adopted. I'm not even sure what that is. I may have heard of it, but I really don't even know what it is. There's all these sales after Christmas in the UK and Canada and Australia. Yeah. And Boxing Day, it's the day after Christmas. Oh, I guess. Actually, I didn't know. I thought it was Christmas. I thought it was about that Brad Pitt movie. I didn't know what it was. Yeah, you put heads in boxes. What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box?
Yeah, we should, I would think it seems like all the British, uh, big british yeah countries do it, but we don't do it. So I guess that's probably, we're not gonna do the boxing goddamn brits lolita would you enjoy some boxing? I think you wouldn't, you would love to just say boxing day. You would like to keep asking people, um, what's in their box. You got a box. Can I see your box? What's in your box, mate? So did you have a good Christmas? I have a non-Christmas, but yeah. You're not celebrating anymore? You're Jehovah's Witness now? No, it just hasn't worked out yet. But eventually I will. Or not. Bum. Yeah. Whenever somebody gets up some gumption, they'll get it done. We had our Christmas early, actually. I guess two days ahead of Christmas we had Christmas. Because that's when everybody was available. Everyone's home.
Everybody was home for a little bit. And, uh, so yeah, we did everything then. So big brother, Chuck Cunningham. Yeah. Everybody was there. You don't see him as much. No, you don't. Don't see me after the first season, honestly. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. But, uh, no, yeah, we, we had a pretty good one, I would say. Your brother-in-law, was he there? Oh, yeah. Did he pee in your house again? You mean outside? Well, hopefully outside, yeah, because you caught him on camera last year, I think. Yeah, that's right. That was a topic of conversation. But it was. Like, hey, man, Dave, I don't want to go into this, but man. No, I didn't even mention it. I think my son was like, hey, by the way. Uncle David?
I saw your wiener. Dad's watching. No, we didn't see anything. His back was to the camera, so. Oh, more than two shakes. The funny thing was, though, his front was to the neighbors. Yeah, so. Yeah. Whatever that means. No, let's see. One of the big events was my brother-in-law took the kids to the casino and Ah, they went on an outing. I did not participate. It was weird. Cause your kids are only like five and six. It was a, a sweet pea situation. Popeye. He just left up in the lock car. Like I'll be back. Which, which, which, which you like in the fifth race. Uncle David will be back. Don't worry. No, they had a fun time. So yeah, I, I, I was forbidden from going, apparently. I said, maybe I'll go. No. My wife's like, you going? You would have ruined it. You're such a tight ass. She'd be like, well, just the dollar. Yeah, that's what she said. And once your dollar was gone, you'd be like, that's it. I'm going home. That's it. Yeah. Where's the free drinks? I'm just going to Uber myself back to University Heights. That's it. That's right. The…
Yeah, they went and I think everybody won, but my future son-in-law, he did not win. But they only bet with their Christmas money, which I think sounds, I don't know, there's some kind of blasphemy in that if you ask me. Mr. Lament, I kind of lost my money. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, so it was… I want to picture this guy as like Christopher Lloyd from Taxi. That'd be funny. I'm going to marry your daughter. No, he's not Christopher Lloyd. Who would he be? If I had to give him a character… No, it'd be funny though, wouldn't it? If he was like… No! Yeah. Mr. Lament. I'm deeply in love with your daughter. Definitely not. Definitely not him. He'd be more of a Joe Pesci, I think. Yeah, yeah. Mr. Lamenti. Mr. Lamenti, say I'm funny. What do you mean I'm funny? How? Amuse you. How about a little bit more money for the casino there, tightwad? Oh, five. Yeah.
but yeah, I, my, everybody, well, I guess my daughter must not have lost as well, but my son and my brother-in-law both won. So they were happy. Yeah. I see that guy being a shyster. Like you just stick with me, kid. I'm going to show you how to run this. It, you know, I don't, we don't hear about the losses, but my brother-in-law has won considerable amounts. Yeah. Yeah. on football and various other sporting events. Yeah. You know, he's not blinded by his, uh, fandom, uh, you know, where he just loses money because he has to vote for the, his favorite team. So I'm not sure you're getting that there partner, but, uh, I think you know exactly what I'm talking about. Hey, I'm not a whore, man. I stay with my team, man. I hear you. Well, you're not going to win any money. With that said, go Ravens! Yeah! No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. That's not my story, though. Actually, something happened just yesterday, and I am shocked that
I'm incredulous that I got this response. It just happened tonight. I got a new grill just ahead of Christmas, which I know you love to hear about that. You don't talk about grills as much, so I will listen to this one. I got a new grill and then I said, well, we have to get a grill cover. Well, sure. I got a new grill and I got a new grill cover and It was so windy last night because we went from like 73 degrees down to 13. Yeah. And the wind just came through like, you know, God knows what. So anyway, I had the new grill. I used it and then I covered it up. And then tonight I went to go use it again. And I'm like, where's the grill cover? Wow. It goes all around it. You know what I mean? Yeah.
It forms to the grill, right? It's the shape of the grill. Form-fitting. Yeah. It's made for the grill. Right. It's like the skinny jeans of the grill. Exactly. Exactly. And so I'm like standing out there. I get it going. I'm cooking some chicken fajitas, which I know you love. I love. Yes. And you make really good chicken fajitas, by the way, everybody. Well, I don't. My wife does. If you ever get invited over to Miles' house, have the chicken fajitas. You can't go wrong. Sure. And so then I'm making my chicken fajitas and I'm thinking, I'm like, where could this grill cover have gotten off to? Because it's literally under a porch. Three words. St. Louis County is where it's at. And the wind was coming towards it. So the wind would have blew it into the house, not away from the house. Right.
because we were facing west. And so I'm like standing out there and I'm like, wait a minute. So I noticed something while I was nodding off this afternoon out in the backyard on the back patio that looked like there's other, we have other things on the back patio that are covered for the winter. And I thought, well, that's weird. This thing looks like it's not in where it should be. So I go around to the back patio and lo and behold, there's the grill cover. Oh, okay. On the back patio near the door to get out there. Oh, okay. Also underneath an awning. Right. So I'm like, somehow the wind was able to, strip the grill of its cover, take this cover out of this, you know, kind of, it's on three sides. It's closed. There's only one open side and that's where the wind was coming from. Take it out of there, put it over the house and then deposit it underneath another area. Yeah.
And I was telling my wife, and I'm like, this is amazing. I can't believe it. Normally, everything ends up in the woods, right? A box comes out of the garbage, it's in the woods. And depending on how far in the woods it goes, whether I go get it or not, if I can't hardly see it, it just stays in the woods. It'll all be green in the spring, who cares? Right, right. This somehow gets out from underneath this enclosed space over the house or around the house, I don't know. Magically. Into another slightly enclosed space. Like the magic bullet theory or something. I know. And I tell her, I'm like, this is amazing. She's like, eh, it could happen. I'm like, no, you don't understand. I was explaining to her, look, you don't understand. The wind is coming.
It's pushing it into the house. There's no way. There's nothing else missing up there. Just this. Well, those covers, they just blow around. Are you not understanding what the fuck I'm talking about? I'm like, no, no, you don't. This can't happen. Everything that blows around goes into the woods. It's impossible. This thing should be in a tree somewhere. This is like your own Bigfoot sighting or something. You're like, it couldn't happen. It's possible. Yeah. And here it is on the back patio nestled up almost against the house. Better call Neil Degrassi or whatever the hell his name is. Whatever the hell his name is. I don't know. Neil Degrassi Tyson? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Him too. I don't know what his name is. I don't know. Neil Degrassi. Yeah.
I don't know. So, yeah, I was just so aggravated. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, it could happen. It could happen. Like, no, it can never happen. This is never. Nothing has ever left this porch and ended up on that patio. Nothing. It's a Christmas miracle. Come here, Mary. Bert and Ernie, come here. Look, look. I'm still aggravated by it. Your own version of it's a wonderful life or something, man. She's li]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10554Tue, 30 Dec 2025 16:53:48 +0000Bob LeMentMiles almost loses more than his fair share at the fruit machine while Bob tries to figure out the impossibilities of strong air currents. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/4jC9Pyeu1gE Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Ooh. Derdek. Hey, it's Miles. Hey, Miles. How are you doing tonight? Merry Christmas, Miles. Merry post-Christmas to you. Happy Boxing Day to you. I don't celebrate, but yes, happy to you, yes. I wonder why we don't celebrate Boxing Day. That's something that you think we would have adopted. I'm not even sure what that is. I may have heard of it, but I really don't even know what it is. There's all these sales after Christmas in the UK and Canada and Australia. Yeah. And Boxing Day, it's the day after Christmas. Oh, I guess. Actually, I didn't know. I thought it was Christmas. I thought it was about that Brad Pitt movie. I didn't know what it was. Yeah, you put heads in boxes. What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box?
Yeah, we should, I would think it seems like all the British, uh, big british yeah countries do it, but we don't do it. So I guess that's probably, we're not gonna do the boxing goddamn brits lolita would you enjoy some boxing? I think you wouldn't, you would love to just say boxing day. You would like to keep asking people, um, what's in their box. You got a box. Can I see your box? What's in your box, mate? So did you have a good Christmas? I have a non-Christmas, but yeah. You're not celebrating anymore? You're Jehovah's Witness now? No, it just hasn't worked out yet. But eventually I will. Or not. Bum. Yeah. Whenever somebody gets up some gumption, they'll get it done. We had our Christmas early, actually. I guess two days ahead of Christmas we had Christmas. Because that's when everybody was available. Everyone's home.
Everybody was home for a little bit. And, uh, so yeah, we did everything then. So big brother, Chuck Cunningham. Yeah. Everybody was there. You don't see him as much. No, you don't. Don't see me after the first season, honestly. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. But, uh, no, yeah, we, we had a pretty good one, I would say. Your brother-in-law, was he there? Oh, yeah. Did he pee in your house again? You mean outside? Well, hopefully outside, yeah, because you caught him on camera last year, I think. Yeah, that's right. That was a topic of conversation. But it was. Like, hey, man, Dave, I don't want to go into this, but man. No, I didn't even mention it. I think my son was like, hey, by the way. Uncle David?
I saw your wiener. Dad's watching. No, we didn't see anything. His back was to the camera, so. Oh, more than two shakes. The funny thing was, though, his front was to the neighbors. Yeah, so. Yeah. Whatever that means. No, let's see. One of the big events was my brother-in-law took the kids to the casino and Ah, they went on an outing. I did not participate. It was weird. Cause your kids are only like five and six. It was a, a sweet pea situation. Popeye. He just left up in the lock car. Like I'll be back. Which, which, which, which you like in the fifth race. Uncle David will be back. Don't worry. No, they had a fun time. So yeah, I, I, I was forbidden from going, apparently. I said, maybe I'll go. No. My wife's like, you going? You would have ruined it. You're such a tight ass. She'd be like, well, just the dollar. Yeah, that's what she said. And once your dollar was gone, you'd be like, that's it. I'm going home. That's it. Yeah. Where's the free drinks? I'm just going to Uber myself back to University Heights. That's it. That's right. The…
Yeah, they went and I think everybody won, but my future son-in-law, he did not win. But they only bet with their Christmas money, which I think sounds, I don't know, there's some kind of blasphemy in that...]]>2061false2651fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/christmas-shopping--69183730 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/r-MlTOGYocc Bad AI Transcript of the show this week [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2025/12/23/christmas-shopping/" title="Christmas Shopping" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2025/12/23/christmas-shopping/"]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10546Tue, 23 Dec 2025 16:13:53 +0000Bob LeMentBob almost loses his popcorn, while Miles has a nervous breakdown instead of a hot dog. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/r-MlTOGYocc Bad AI Transcript of the... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/r-MlTOGYocc Bad AI Transcript of the show this week [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2025/12/23/christmas-shopping/" title="Christmas Shopping" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2025/12/23/christmas-shopping/"]]>1744false2650fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lement-tonight-for-december-17-2025--69122180Eric Sizemore https://youtube.com/live/V3uYMcR3qLA Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody, and welcome to LeMent Tonight. my guest tonight is eric sizemore all the way from Champaign, Illinois. Uh, thanks everybody for being here. Hey, uh, Gary, how are everybody doing there? I know gary quit being somebody to me so erica hailed now, are you originally from uh champaign uh yeah coincidentally born here and then yeah. Oh, okay. Well, there you go all the way. From Champaign, Illinois. If people don't know who Champaign is, Champaign is. Don't tell them, Bob. We don't want people here. Well, I was going to say it's famous for several things. Okay. All right. It is the flagship of the University of Illinois schools. Yep. And Hal 9000 was born there. So there you go. Yep. Yep. If people know those references. But everybody, Eric Seismar. Eric, take it away. Oh, thank you so much.
Hey, who else is making poor choices tonight? Me and Bob. Amazing poor choices. I am a parent. A lot of people, I can feel sort of some non-parental vibes through the screen here out there. I'm going to give a little preview of the future. As soon as you become a parent, it's very annoying. As soon as people find out, they get in your face. They're just like, how many kids do you have? How many kids do you have? could know that hey you got you guys know star wars good so i don't have to explain that abomination of a 300 billion dollar defense program? I'll tell you, man. A lot of people don't know, since president ronald Reagan, we have been trying to shoot things in the sky. Pew, pew, pew! Haven't hit a single thing.
Seriously. Yeah. I'm saying Imperial Stormtroopers hit more. You see what I'm saying? Anyway. A little about me. My twin passions are comedy and librarianship. As you can tell, I am drawn to wealth and power. Ah, it's fun, man. I was working in the library the other day and just had a patron just like threw down her hands, just complete body. You could just read the body language of frustration. She just went, you ever just been done? I mean, you don't care what people think. You don't care what grade you get. You're just done. I looked around. I was like, are you, are you a comedian too? We are thick around here. Not the most interesting thing, though, that happened in the library. I got called into the computer lab the other day because somebody had brought their iguana. I had to explain to them that we have a very strict no animals policy. To which she replied, it's a service lizard. Which is complete nonsense. But it is my new favorite euphemism. At your service. All right.
uh this is uh bob this is my uh 395th set doing comedy yeah that's fantastic yeah i know none of the other comedians you've interviewed keep track, and to them i say, you don't count uh i do think it's funny i like i like to count things uh i don't know if you know this, but 100 years ago uh planet earth got its very first billionaire, jd Rockefeller. Now, a little over 100 years later we got now a little over 100 years later we got now a little over 100 years later we got just north of 3 just north of 3 just north of 3 000 billionaires oh my gosh 000 billionaires oh my gosh 000 billionaires oh my gosh not one batman you know we gotta you know we gotta do you know we gotta do you know we gotta do here we just gotta keep cutting their here we just gotta keep cutting their here we just gotta keep cutting their taxes until those batmen trickle down. do you think it's funny though i mean do you think it's funny though i mean do you think it's funny though i mean your whole life, you're raised thinking your whole life you're raised thinking your whole life you're raised thinking you know, there could be a batman nobody you know there could be a batman nobody you know there could be a batman nobody ever once said to elon elon ever once said to elon elon ever once said to elon elon we gotta save the city we gotta save the city
just like i could send some mean tweets to billy Irish. eilish Worthless. No toys. Somebody's feeling me. Where are these thumbs up coming from? Whoever you are. I like you. Thumbs up back uh i uh i got into i got into comedy uh i guess because i have no filter pretty much just say whatever crosses my mind. I figured that out. Uh, I stumbled into a gay bar. I didn't know it was a gay bar, but there was about four women's softball teams there, and I figured it out. It's a pretty small town, as you know, so one of my old girlfriends from literally middle school, she ran up to me, and she was just like, oh, Eric, I just want to let you know that now I'm a lesbian. I don't know why. I just said, oh, that's fine. Some of my favorite movie stars are lesbians. She's like, oh, really? Like who? I was like…
i don't know their names. Yeah, whatever crosses my mind uh yeah whatever crosses my mind uh yeah whatever crosses my mind uh had a friend of mine told me say i had a friend of mine told me say i had a friend of mine told me say i said i was born in decatur said i was born in decatur said i was born in decatur and i said i've had sex there turns turns out that is not the turns turns out that is not the turns turns out that is not the politically correct thing to say politically correct thing to say politically correct thing to say somebody somebody tells you there from somebody somebody tells you there from somebody somebody tells you there from decatur you are supposed to say i'm decatur you are supposed to say i'm decatur you are supposed to say i'm sorry sorry
Oh, something laughed. Good. Yeah, let's see here. I was thinking, you guys, I am a librarian, so do you guys read books? Folks out there reading books? Sure. Excellent. You know that book, How to Win Friends and Influence People? It used to be the second most popular book in the whole world. It's a great book. A lot of people read that book. Unfortunately, though, if people see you in public reading that book, they will know. You have no friends. How about 1984? There's a title that's been flying off the shelves lately. You know 1984? Yeah. Absolutely love that book. Love one of the concepts in there. He's working for the Ministry of Information, and he's destroying the dictionary. They're deleting words. They're destroying words. That's his whole job.
And I thought that was just the coolest thing. So I started gathering words that I thought had been destroyed. And I said to my parents, I was like, hey, do you guys know any words that have been destroyed? I swear to God, they turned to me in unison and they went, gay. I'm not sure. The way I picture it happening, they had just donned their gay apparel. And we're getting ready to go out and have a gay old time. Some queer just shot in there and ruined it. I told that joke one time and this voice in the back of the bar just went, sorry. Anyway, I love words that have been destroyed. You ever come up with one, please let me know. Oh, I got one. Presidential. I feel like that used to mean something. I don't know what it is anymore. Oh, probably my favorite. This will be my last.
Uh, Amazon mirror back amazon used to be like a beautiful rainforest, right? That, that we needed to preserve by using a lot less cardboard boxes. That's my time. Thank you so much i gotta go drain the service lizard. Eric Sizemore. Thank you very much, Eric. Hey, that was great. I'm glad I threw in Decatur. You're from Decatur. I'm from Decatur. I'm like, hey, guess what? I had sex in Decatur, too. I don't remember seeing you there. It seems like a smaller town than it is. You'd think. You would think, right? I told that in Carterville, which is almost to Cairo. Right. That's south. Way south. I told that joke, and 200 people laughed at Decatur. Did everybody in Carterville show up for this thing, or what? Was it a family reunion? What was it? When we got done, the booker said, you saved the town. It wasn't just a show. You saved the town, boys. That's right. We were in dire straits, and then that Decatur joke pulled everybody out of the fire. I was…
I was not sure how geographically aware Americans were, but they laughed real hard. And I was just like, can you smell it from down here? That's right. Yeah, soybeans. That's money, son. Fresh air. You know, yeah. Just drive a few miles, you'll be out of it. Don't worry about it. Yeah, Decatur stinks pretty bad, especially… Yeah, near… Well, now it's all Archer Daniels, but it used to be called Staley, A.U. Staley Company, but yeah, terrible. I love it. I tell sci-fi fans, you got to drive there at night, man, especially in the wintertime because they got that one bridge that you go over through the plant and there's all the lights and the smoke and everything. It's like a scene from Blade Runner. It's like the opening of Blade Runner. It's very cool. And it smells horrible. Yeah, yeah. You feel like you're in a toxic wasteland dystopia.
Exactly. I was thinking Brazil. It reminds me of the movie Brazil, uh, because all the, uh, piping and there's even piping. So if you go out to, um, there's a little community college indicator called richland community college. And there's literally pipes that run from archer daniels all the way to the college because they heat the college. Wow. And that was part of a bargain that was struck. uh, wh]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10535Thu, 18 Dec 2025 18:08:46 +0000Bob LeMentThis Week In a lively interview on LeMent Tonight, Eric Sizemore, a librarian and comedian from Champaign, Illinois, shares his eccentric observations on modern life, ranging from the quirks of parenting to his "twin passions" for wealth and...Eric Sizemore https://youtube.com/live/V3uYMcR3qLA Bad AI Transcript Hey, everybody, and welcome to LeMent Tonight. my guest tonight is eric sizemore all the way from Champaign, Illinois. Uh, thanks everybody for being here. Hey, uh, Gary, how are everybody doing there? I know gary quit being somebody to me so erica hailed now, are you originally from uh champaign uh yeah coincidentally born here and then yeah. Oh, okay. Well, there you go all the way. From Champaign, Illinois. If people don't know who Champaign is, Champaign is. Don't tell them, Bob. We don't want people here. Well, I was going to say it's famous for several things. Okay. All right. It is the flagship of the University of Illinois schools. Yep. And Hal 9000 was born there. So there you go. Yep. Yep. If people know those references. But everybody, Eric Seismar. Eric, take it away. Oh, thank you so much.
Hey, who else is making poor choices tonight? Me and Bob. Amazing poor choices. I am a parent. A lot of people, I can feel sort of some non-parental vibes through the screen here out there. I'm going to give a little preview of the future. As soon as you become a parent, it's very annoying. As soon as people find out, they get in your face. They're just like, how many kids do you have? How many kids do you have? could know that hey you got you guys know star wars good so i don't have to explain that abomination of a 300 billion dollar defense program? I'll tell you, man. A lot of people don't know, since president ronald Reagan, we have been trying to shoot things in the sky. Pew, pew, pew! Haven't hit a single thing.
Seriously. Yeah. I'm saying Imperial Stormtroopers hit more. You see what I'm saying? Anyway. A little about me. My twin passions are comedy and librarianship. As you can tell, I am drawn to wealth and power. Ah, it's fun, man. I was working in the library the other day and just had a patron just like threw down her hands, just complete body. You could just read the body language of frustration. She just went, you ever just been done? I mean, you don't care what people think. You don't care what grade you get. You're just done. I looked around. I was like, are you, are you a comedian too? We are thick around here. Not the most interesting thing, though, that happened in the library. I got called into the computer lab the other day because somebody had brought their iguana. I had to explain to them that we have a very strict no animals policy. To which she replied, it's a service lizard. Which is complete nonsense. But it is my new favorite euphemism. At your service. All right.
uh this is uh bob this is my uh 395th set doing comedy yeah that's fantastic yeah i know none of the other comedians you've interviewed keep track, and to them i say, you don't count uh i do think it's funny i like i like to count things uh i don't know if you know this, but 100 years ago uh planet earth got its very first billionaire, jd Rockefeller. Now, a little over 100 years later we got now a little over 100 years later we got now a little over 100 years later we got just north of 3 just north of 3 just north of 3 000 billionaires oh my gosh 000 billionaires oh my gosh 000 billionaires oh my gosh not one batman you know we gotta you know we gotta do you know we gotta do you know we gotta do here we just gotta...]]>2163false17fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pharm-league--69082346 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl9qhyOltg4 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week I said, hey, Bob, take a walk on the wild side. And all the colored girls do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Cool. Static. Hello, everyone. This is Burgermeister Meister Burger. There'll be no toys for you. The funny thing is you kind of look like the Burgermeister Meister Burger. Yeah, I know. I was just watching this cartoon tonight. You do. You look like him. You kind of, you know, stick legs with a big, big potato body. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You can call me Warlock or Wizard. Yeah, not that guy. Wizard or Warlock. I don't know what this is. Hey, happy holidays. It's almost time. Might as well say it once. Happy holidays. Happy Hanukkah for those who celebrate. It started yesterday, I think. Happy holidays overall. Nice cold weather here. You got the blizzard. We got cold weather. It's all good, right? She got the gold mine and I got the shaft. She got the gold mine and I got the shaft. Seems confident, but it's too hot. Wow. Hey, son. So, yeah, it's all happening. Another year gone. Wow. Crazy Hanukkah. Wow. Wow. You're gone. Almost. A couple weeks here. We'll be done with that. Yeah. All happening. So what did you get me for Christmas? Anything? Well, I'm getting you nothing. Oh. But I actually did think about getting you something. I should talk about this. Yeah. Go on. A real quick thing.
i was, it was over the weekend, I think. And I'm like, I should, you know, I saw something and i'm like, this is something that miles needs, but if it's too expensive, I'm not getting it. Okay. Uh, you want to guess what it is a self-grooming kit as you bought me before, maybe, which i found very nose hair trimmer. Yeah. Yeah, I found that very awkward to get something from that. From one man to another. I thought that was a little… No, I… I came through one of the socials for a Talking Red Fox doll from the 70s. You big dummy, man. Yeah, and it was… And I'm like, if I can pick up one of these Talking Red Fox dolls for $20, I'm getting you that for Christmas.
So I went on the hunt, and they're all like 60 bucks. And I'm like, well. Oh, man, you got ripped off. Well, and it's not Fred Sanford. This is actually just Red Fox himself. Oh, he goes blue. Yeah, and it was a toy for children back in the 70s. Oh, nice. You got to wash your ass. That's right. You got it. You pull the string, and he said a few things. And I'm like, oh, Miles would love this. But I'm not spending over $20. And so I'm like, maybe I could get a cheap one. But no, no luck, my friend. I should get you a completely nonsensical gift. Okay. So nonsensical. Just completely. How about Tanya Harding porn pictures? I mean, you've already done that.
That was so 1990-something. They were photocopied into oblivion. They were like the 10th generation photocopy you sent to me. And not to mention, just recently you sent me something that was disturbing and weird. I don't want a Christmas gift. Just because this lady was missing some of her anatomy, you got a little uptight about it. It wasn't just that. It was like, why in the world, what made you sitting at home on your phone or whatever think, oh, Bob would really appreciate this. She's a model. I thought you'd like enjoy that keister. Do I send you model pictures or anything? No. I think you want to, but you don't. I don't want, if I wanted to, I'd do it. Okay. Well, whatever. And I opened it up. I'm like, what the fuck is it? What? It was an Instagram account of miles. I'm sure that you were trying to send this to somebody else and it accidentally came to me. No, no, no. I, well, I was, you know, cause I, you know, I have that cake sitter, you know, count that like a lot. And then, uh,
women and Bananas, you know, I like that one. But this one was featuring like models, but missing like some of their stuff, you know and we'll call them uh special models. I just thought you would enjoy it as a friend i know i did i was that was not anything that i really want to be. They're a pretty girl. was a pretty lady what's so what sure she's pretty. I'm just saying whenever you you know it's All right. Wow. I didn't know it was going to cause this much problems in your life. I'm sorry. Well, it's not causing problems. It's just like, why in the world would you think that I would want this? Because I knew this would be the reaction it would get. You'd be like, okay, that's three. Okay. The reality is it's kind of like you and your Paul McCartney wanker thing going on there.
I tell him one story about the Beatles, about Paul McCartney and his buddies were doing stuff together. Yeah. And then that's the, you just want to, you're just trying to get, you know, get my goat here. And you doubted that story. You said, no, you are lying. So I proved, I don't think I said, I think I said, well, I don't care. Why do I care about this? You doubted it. You're like, I, that never happened. I'm like, yes, it did. Yeah. George Harrison participated. It seems much more of a Ringo kind of thing. So anyway, I don't want your weird modeling. I saw it on Instagram. I thought you'd enjoy it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for trying to share something. There's no way you thought I would enjoy that. You thought, oh, I'm going to
you know, get this guy's goat right here. Let me send this over. Okay. For the rest of the year, I will try not to send anything else. Okay. Thank you. I'm going to send you a nonsensical gift though. Okay. But it won't be anything dirty. Just so you know, I don't get the mail. It won't be anything dirty. All right. So just relax. All right. I promise it won't be anything dirty. Okay. Well, I was going to get you this talking red fox thing, but $65 is way out of the budget that I would have for you. Yeah, don't do it. Yeah, exactly. So anyway, I do have a story. Well, bring on your story. So it is the season, you know, holiday season. And I went to Sam's Club for my usual assortment of
you know, grocery items. By yourself. By myself. And I was asked to pick up some gift cards for not even for me. I don't even know who it was for, to be honest with you. But they're like, you're going to go to Sam's. Why don't you pick up some gift cards and, you know, bring them home? Sure. You know, I'm not lounging around all day looking at special models and So I head on over to Sam's Club. Now, normally, I just use my phone because they have this system where you can just basically scan as you go and then just leave. I don't know if you've ever done. I'm sure you've never done this, but I do this all the time. This is way above me. Yeah, I was going to say this is way. You don't have to stand in the checkout. You literally just scan it.
And then when you leave, there's some little guy that goes, how many items you got? And then they figure, you know, they check you out and everything. So they don't, you're already paid and everything. They just say, yeah, leave the building. So I like this idea. Okay. No, it's great. I do it all the time, but with gift cards, you can't do that. Right. They have to do something. They have to do something on their fancy machines to enable the gift cards. And so I, um, I, uh, I had to go through the regular checkout. Right. Now I lucked out because normally the regular, they only have like one or two nowadays and the regular checkouts. And I lucked out because there really wasn't too many people in the lane. And so I, I scooted in there with all my stuff and my gift cards. And then I get to the front and I pull, I pull out my Sam's card, which I don't normally use. Hmm.
And I got this little old lady. She's like, I don't know why she's still working, to be honest with you. But that's the world today. And she's scared. She's like, this card's expired, sir. Can you go over to customers? I'm like, no, wait a minute. Hold on a second. Do you know who you're talking to? I go, I'll just bring it up on my phone. I normally do this on my phone. And so then I go and I bring it up on my phone. It says here, you know, touch here to get your card. And I do. And it says, oh, wait, we have to send a text to this number. And then you put in a code. I'm like, oh, my God. Right. And guess what? It's not my number. Oh. It's my wife's number. So then she's like, she's like, sir.
And I'm like, no, wait a minute. I'm like, it's texting her. I'm going to get the text, you know, and everything. And then this lady's complaining about me to the other lady. Yeah. I want to leave. I'm like, hold on just a second. I know this is going to, I get to get this code and then we'll be all good to go. Right. I mean, sir, I get off. We get off in 20 minutes, sir. If you could, Please hurry. This is the middle of the day. Our lunch break. The irony is just before I got up to the counter, she literally took like five minutes to bust open all of her change and put it in her change thing to give this other old lady back like 15 cents. Hold on.
And then I roll up there and I can't get my card. Oh, you can go to customer service. I'm like, hold on a minute. I didn't want to pull rank and say, you just wasted like 20 minutes of my time with this old bag who wanted paid cash. So I finally get it. I get my card, scans it. I'm like, see, it all worked out. We're all good. This lady was so angry with me. You know what, sir? She was so mad. And all for these stupid gift cards that I normally would never buy. I'm going to send you the Bugle Boy of Company B, sir, but you've ruined it. Yeah, you're like]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10529Tue, 16 Dec 2025 19:09:16 +0000Bob LeMentMiles tries to change pharmacies, while Bob gets hassled at the checkout. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl9qhyOltg4 Bad AI Transcript of the show... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl9qhyOltg4 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week I said, hey, Bob, take a walk on the wild side. And all the colored girls do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Cool. Static. Hello, everyone. This is Burgermeister Meister Burger. There'll be no toys for you. The funny thing is you kind of look like the Burgermeister Meister Burger. Yeah, I know. I was just watching this cartoon tonight. You do. You look like him. You kind of, you know, stick legs with a big, big potato body. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
You can call me Warlock or Wizard. Yeah, not that guy. Wizard or Warlock. I don't know what this is. Hey, happy holidays. It's almost time. Might as well say it once. Happy holidays. Happy Hanukkah for those who celebrate. It started yesterday, I think. Happy holidays overall. Nice cold weather here. You got the blizzard. We got cold weather. It's all good, right? She got the gold mine and I got the shaft. She got the gold mine and I got the shaft. Seems confident, but it's too hot. Wow. Hey, son. So, yeah, it's all happening. Another year gone. Wow. Crazy Hanukkah. Wow. Wow. You're gone. Almost. A couple weeks here. We'll be done with that. Yeah. All happening. So what did you get me for Christmas? Anything? Well, I'm getting you nothing. Oh. But I actually did think about getting you something. I should talk about this. Yeah. Go on. A real quick thing.
i was, it was over the weekend, I think. And I'm like, I should, you know, I saw something and i'm like, this is something that miles needs, but if it's too expensive, I'm not getting it. Okay. Uh, you want to guess what it is a self-grooming kit as you bought me before, maybe, which i found very nose hair trimmer. Yeah. Yeah, I found that very awkward to get something from that. From one man to another. I thought that was a little… No, I… I came through one of the socials for a Talking Red Fox doll from the 70s. You big dummy, man. Yeah, and it was… And I'm like, if I can pick up one of these Talking Red Fox dolls for $20, I'm getting you that for Christmas.
So I went on the hunt, and they're all like 60 bucks. And I'm like, well. Oh, man, you got ripped off. Well, and it's not Fred Sanford. This is actually just Red Fox himself. Oh, he goes blue. Yeah, and it was a toy for children back in the 70s. Oh, nice. You got to wash your ass. That's right. You got it. You pull the string, and he said a few things. And I'm like, oh, Miles would love this. But I'm not spending over $20. And so I'm like, maybe I could get a cheap one. But no, no luck, my friend. I should get you a completely nonsensical gift. Okay. So nonsensical. Just completely. How about Tanya Harding porn pictures? I mean, you've already done that.
That was so 1990-something. They were photocopied into oblivion. They were like the 10th generation photocopy you sent to me. And not to mention, just recently you sent me something that was disturbing and weird. I don't want a Christmas gift. Just because this lady was missing some of her anatomy, you got a little uptight about it. It wasn't just that. It was like, why in the world, what made you sitting at home on your phone or whatever think, oh, Bob would really appreciate this. She's a model. I thought you'd like enjoy that keister. Do I send you model pictures or anything? No. I think you want to, but you don't. I don't want, if I wanted to, I'd do it. Okay. Well, whatever. And I opened it up. I'm like, what the fuck is it? What? It was an Instagram account of miles. I'm sure that you were trying to...]]>1744false2649fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mcmicrophone--68966177 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/Tq_HJ1cKaB4 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2025/12/09/mcmicrophone/" title="McMicrophone" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2025/12/09/mcmicrophone/"]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10522Tue, 09 Dec 2025 21:07:55 +0000Bob LeMentBob is angry about the state of online commercials, while Miles finds his McDonald's doppleganger. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/Tq_HJ1cKaB4 Bad AI... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/Tq_HJ1cKaB4 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2025/12/09/mcmicrophone/" title="McMicrophone" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2025/12/09/mcmicrophone/"]]>1660false2648fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tina-resch-poltergiest-incident-with-donnell-and-robert--68886682DayJobbers https://youtube.com/live/l8-mllGB0Fg Transcript (AI transcription) so i heard you guys are just like two regular guys now, retired to podcasting yeah yeah just working joes yeah you know day jobs all the way down. We left the game. We left the game. The day the day jobbers as we'll say. The day jobbers. You were there. You were there. Hey everybody, welcome to Mondo Frico. I got the day job. How are you guys doing, day jobbers? That's going to be your new thing. I'm going to change the graphic from just two regular guys to day jobbers. Fantastic. I'm still recovering from Thanksgiving. Yeah. Oh, what happened to you? Did you hit my car? I just ate too much. Oh, okay. Your stomach. Yeah. Yeah. No. I'm good. I'm good. I mean, yeah, you can change this to the day jobbers now because I have a job now. Oh, you have a job? That's even better. That's…
That's always good. You know? Fantastic. Now you can pay me, pay you what you owe me now. So that's fantastic. I'll be putting my Venmo up on the screen here in just a few minutes. I'll get right on that. If you can, uh, if you want to hit that, maybe a QR code, just zap it with your phone. You'll be okay. Yep. Yep. So, uh, thanks for being here today, guys. Uh, this little show, we talk about weird stuff and, uh, I know, uh, Robert said he brushed up on it, but I don't know if you brushed up on everything. And all the weird stuff. There's a lot. There's a lot of weird stuff out there. There is a lot of weird stuff. Hence my background here where I'm standing in a swamp of some sort. At least you are not at your desk. Yeah, I'm not at my desk. I'm out in my backyard and out in the backyard at the swamp. So you guys, are you up for possibly a little quiz on the topic at hand?
Absolutely. Is it open book? Set up for failure. Is it open book? I got the internet in front of me right now. If you're fast with your fingers on the goog, I think we could call it open book here. All right. Well, we've got our researcher on the other side of the camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, really? What is this? Another day jobber? No, they don't get paid. They don't have a job. Gotcha. Just somebody, the random person that came into the apartment. So here we go. We'll play a little quiz music and get you in the mood. All right, we have a quiz on, uh, the Tina rush poltergeist case. Now you heard anything about Tina rush before? I told you so.
The way this quiz goes. Is this what the movie Poltergeist is based off of? I don't believe so, but we never know. We never know. Yeah, you know, these days. Because the movie Poltergeist was based on some real. Yeah, but it was based on some, well, quote, real. Yeah, yeah. So the way the quiz goes, we'll start out with questions that are easier, and then they'll get harder as we go along. At least that's the plan here. all right. Is this multiple choice or? Yeah, multiple choice. I'll read the question. I'll read the answers. And you give me what you think is the best answer. How's that? All right. Yeah. All right. See how this is what was it the christy rosh or the tina tina tina rosh tina rosh poltergeist case okay all right in what u.s state in year did the alleged tina ross poker
poltergeist case activity also known as the Columbus poltergeist hint wink wink primarily take place Ohio choices New York 1988 California 1980 Ohio 1984 Massachusetts 1979 Ohio 1984 is the correct answer It's going to be one of those bait-and-switches where it's called the Columbus Poltergeist, but it happened in California for some weird reason. Is that like a hotel called Columbus? No, it was actually Columbus, Ohio. It actually started in Kansas. Yeah. No, it was Ohio in 1984. You guys got it right. That was an easy one. We'll move on. Next question. What common household item was featured… In the most famous and controversial newspaper photograph taken during the poltergeist events, appearing to fly near Tina of its own accord here, I suppose. A, a table lamp. B, a drinking glass. C, a telephone receiver. Or D, a wooden chair. I'm going to go with wooden chair. Yeah, I'm feeling wooden chair. Why would it be? I don't think any of those items are controversial, though. Really? Really?
Well, it wasn't a vibrator, guys. Come on. Like a bong just floating around. Tina's bong flew by her face. The ghost was getting high. So you guys went with D, wooden chair? It was C, telephone receiver. It was the 80s. There was a lot of telephones on long cords. I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But why was it controversial? Yeah, I mean, that's the question. What's controversial? Well, the controversy was the newspaper photograph. Okay. Controversial newspaper photograph. So apparently people didn't believe it. Oh, yeah, of course, because it's not real. Well, potentially, yeah. I am a ghost skeptic. I do not believe that the ghost exists. Yeah, yeah. All right, let's move on to question number three. What specific incident provided the strongest piece of non-antidotal evidence for skeptics who claimed Tina was faking the phenomena? She was holding the phone as it flew. She's just talking on it. She's like, look, see, it's happening. Yeah, it's happening. Yeah, woo.
My hand's just on it, but the ghosts are where they want it. She's pinching it, right? So A, Tina's adoptive parents publicly confessed that they had orchestrated the entire event. Oh my God. B, a video camera inadvertently recorded Tina deliberately knocking over a lamp before reacting in mock surprise. C, investigators found a small motor hidden underneath the couch that was used to shake objects. Or D, skeptics scientifically proved that the thrown phone was a lightweight hollow replica. I'm going to go with B, the lamp thing. That she knocked over a lamp. You guys in agreement here? I'm going to… I want the motor to be true, so I'm going to go with C, the motorized couch. Oh, the motor under the couch. Yeah. They had sense around in their living room back in the day. Well, Robert got a
it was B. A video camera inadvertently uh recorded tina deliberately knocking over a lamp just before uh reacting in mock surprise. You got that one. How many is that that's two yes two so we we got we got two more to go. We are number four. Okay. All right. Years later, Tina Rush, under her adult name, which was totally different for some reason, Christina Boyer, I guess she got married and changed, I guess maybe her full name is Christina. I mean, Christina, I think you can start under Tina. Yeah, Tina, yeah. And then, you know, you get married, you change your last name. It's not that weird. This is where it takes a weird term. Was convicted in connection with the death of her daughter. What specific legal plea did she enter to accept the conviction while simultaneously maintaining her factual innocence in order to avoid a potential death sentence? That's hardcore here. Now we're zooming into…
We're zooming into the, you know, the murder podcast thing. I know. I was about to say that. Yeah. True crime. Now we're going to true crime. And, you know, we got it's all legal, legal up in here. A plea of Nolo Contendra. B, a standard guilty plea with admission of the facts. C, an Alford plea or D, a Magnotten rule plea. I'm going to go with McNaughton rule. I'm going with C, the Alfred plea. Oh, really? But I think it's A, but I'm going to go with. You think it's A? A, C, and D. Robert's just hedging his bets here. You know what? Robert's going A and D. Let me do B and C so we just cover all the bases. Yeah, let's put a tenor on A, B, and C. Okay, well, actually. D is my final.
D is your final answer? Okay. And C is the correct answer. I'll give it to you guys. Half of you got it. I knew that one. The day jobbers here got it. So, wow, that's good. You got three. This is the last question. Let's see if we can – well, I guess you've made it over the halfway point, so you're better than 50%. So let's see if you can push that up a little bit on the last question. A long-standing controversy surrounding the Tina Rush case primarily stems from the direct conflict between which two forms of evidence? Here are your choices. A testimony of the foster parents versus the official police report on the initial disturbances. Parapsychologist William Roll's documented observations versus the accidental video footage of the lamp being knocked over. See the estimated value of the damaged objects versus the amount of insurance money claimed by the family.
or D, the initial newspaper report versus the later segment on the TV show Unsolved Mysteries. I'm going with D again. I'm going to go with C just because you always got to follow the money, man. Like these things get away with it until money gets involved. And then someone's like, OK, we like everyone's willing to believe in a ghost until someone says, yeah, that ghost cost me $50,000. Then someone shows up and is like, OK, we're going to take a look at this. You can believe in ghosts all you want as long as it doesn't cost us money. Exactly. But it's clearly an act of god the pre the the the insurance company doesn't have to pay out under those circumstances. Yeah. Wouldn't you say god is paranormal in some way, shape, or form well that's yeah that's why it was an act of God. They didn't have any control over it. oh yeah, we can't well god wanted this. I'm sorry, uh It was b paris psychologist william rolls documented observations versus the accidental video foota]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10517Thu, 04 Dec 2025 18:42:28 +0000Bob LeMentTina Resch Poltergiest Incident Tina Rush poltergeist case (also known as the Columbus Poltergeist), revealing that the alleged activity occurred in Ohio in 1984 and that skeptics later pointed to video footage showing the teenage Tina deliberately...DayJobbers https://youtube.com/live/l8-mllGB0Fg Transcript (AI transcription) so i heard you guys are just like two regular guys now, retired to podcasting yeah yeah just working joes yeah you know day jobs all the way down. We left the game. We left the game. The day the day jobbers as we'll say. The day jobbers. You were there. You were there. Hey everybody, welcome to Mondo Frico. I got the day job. How are you guys doing, day jobbers? That's going to be your new thing. I'm going to change the graphic from just two regular guys to day jobbers. Fantastic. I'm still recovering from Thanksgiving. Yeah. Oh, what happened to you? Did you hit my car? I just ate too much. Oh, okay. Your stomach. Yeah. Yeah. No. I'm good. I'm good. I mean, yeah, you can change this to the day jobbers now because I have a job now. Oh, you have a job? That's even better. That's…
That's always good. You know? Fantastic. Now you can pay me, pay you what you owe me now. So that's fantastic. I'll be putting my Venmo up on the screen here in just a few minutes. I'll get right on that. If you can, uh, if you want to hit that, maybe a QR code, just zap it with your phone. You'll be okay. Yep. Yep. So, uh, thanks for being here today, guys. Uh, this little show, we talk about weird stuff and, uh, I know, uh, Robert said he brushed up on it, but I don't know if you brushed up on everything. And all the weird stuff. There's a lot. There's a lot of weird stuff out there. There is a lot of weird stuff. Hence my background here where I'm standing in a swamp of some sort. At least you are not at your desk. Yeah, I'm not at my desk. I'm out in my backyard and out in the backyard at the swamp. So you guys, are you up for possibly a little quiz on the topic at hand?
Absolutely. Is it open book? Set up for failure. Is it open book? I got the internet in front of me right now. If you're fast with your fingers on the goog, I think we could call it open book here. All right. Well, we've got our researcher on the other side of the camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, really? What is this? Another day jobber? No, they don't get paid. They don't have a job. Gotcha. Just somebody, the random person that came into the apartment. So here we go. We'll play a little quiz music and get you in the mood. All right, we have a quiz on, uh, the Tina rush poltergeist case. Now you heard anything about Tina rush before? I told you so.
The way this quiz goes. Is this what the movie Poltergeist is based off of? I don't believe so, but we never know. We never know. Yeah, you know, these days. Because the movie Poltergeist was based on some real. Yeah, but it was based on some, well, quote, real. Yeah, yeah. So the way the quiz goes, we'll start out with questions that are easier, and then they'll get harder as we go along. At least that's the plan here. all right. Is this multiple choice or? Yeah, multiple choice. I'll read the question. I'll read the answers. And you give me what you think is the best answer. How's that? All right. Yeah. All right. See how this is what was it the christy rosh or the tina tina tina rosh tina rosh poltergeist case okay all right in what u.s state in year did the alleged tina ross poker
poltergeist case activity also known as the Columbus poltergeist hint wink wink primarily take place Ohio choices New York 1988 California 1980 Ohio 1984 Massachusetts 1979 Ohio 1984 is the correct answer It's going to be one of those bait-and-switches where it's called the...]]>3192false114fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/glass-china--68838420 Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/lDCC6LiXnSM Bad AI Transcript of the show this week live streaming is on all right we are sctv is on the air everybody mambo hey everybody uh wait a minute i gotta play the thing no Hey, welcome to the struggle bus. This is Miles. All right. You know, I made that, uh, intro. We got a lot of use out of that intro. I made it 26 years ago. And we're using it still. What is the laughing? I don't know where did the laughing come from in there? Is that you or? No. I do say static. I am the person that says static. But it's like just laughing. I just put some laughing in. It's supposed to be funny. No, I just thought, oh, did he ever take this from a show we did or something? No. Do you remember in college I had these four different CDs that were all sound effects? You used it a lot. Wrong. Those were my CDs, assholes.
No, they weren't. They were mine. No, I had some. I know I bought those. I bought those. They were mine. I don't know where you got those from. No, wrong. I had some. I had at least two of them. You might have had some of your own, but I had some. Which have gone missing for many a year. Yeah, well, okay. They were stolen. No, these were mine. I purchased them. You never had any money in college, man. What fantasy is this that you bought? That's why I remember… I was like, you know. We're selling his blood. We're selling his blood to get sound effects. Andy Warhol, I noted all my purchases back then because I had no money until I remember I bought those. Anyhow, it's from him. Okay. However you remember it, Mr. Mr. Mustache. Gosh. It's gone.
Yeah, I know, but I didn't know that. I just found out after the fact that you had grown a mustache for a while. Yeah. How long did it take you to grow that mustache, by the way? That was almost 30 days. No, I mean to where it was full. I mean, it'd take you 30 days to get that full? Yeah. Wow. I had a full bush at that point, you know. You could have been in a centerfold spread from the 70s. Absolutely. No, I don't know. It was a shitty mustache. I didn't say it was shitty. I just said you look like an asshole. That's all. Well, it's kind of the same thing, is it not? No, not really. Why would I look like an asshole? What do we mean, an asshole? What would I… You look like, with the mustache, you look like you would be somebody who's a prick. Exactly.
Like, hey, you kids get off my lawn, kind of? Yeah, like, you know, you'd back into somebody and be like, hey, what'd you run into me for, jerk? Better watch what you're doing. I fought the war. I own this town, goddammit. I was in the Gulf. I got friends, you know, on the police department. Yeah. They put you in your place. They're like, I was like an asshole. One of those kind of people, you know what I'm saying? Oh, okay. Yeah. I must've triggered something with you. I don't know what. I'm like, Oh my God, look at that. That's triggering. You've been triggered, man. Like, geez, you look like the guy that burned down my house. You're the asshole. Yeah. No, you just look a little more authoritarian, potentially. Oh, I see. You got turned on. You're like, no. You're like, oh. Yeah, I did not get turned on at all. You got a little weird with it. You're like, no. No, I just said, wow, look at that. Yeah. Yeah.
I think the word sexy. And it made your nose look smaller. Your nose looked much smaller as well. I do have a big nose. That's true. Yeah. So kudos to the Grove Ember or whatever the fuck you're calling it. No Shave November. Oh, okay. No Shave November. I think Grove Ember sounds better. Yeah. We just need to change that, please. Yeah. No, I'm done with it. I got rid of it. Come back next November? No? I'm going to try it. Someone said I should go with the goatee as well, so I'm going to try it next year. Oh, yeah. Now, you do the goatee. You'll really look like a douchebag. Yeah, I'm going to go with the soul patch, man. I'm going to be… You look like fucking Guy Fieri with a diabetic in a wheelchair. Yeah. No, I wanted to… I told my wife I was going to do the pork chops. She's like, you better not.
i want to look like nick offerman in that netflix show. He plays chester Arthur. Yeah. I watched that it's pretty good, by the way yeah but you did yeah so but that's not what i want to talk about this week. So this week i was going to talk about, uh, I kind of had a slight epiphany, perhaps. Maybe epiphany is too strong a word. But I'm a douchebag. I didn't grow a mustache for November. Because you can't. No, I cannot. Correct. So you had to be jealous of my shitty mustache. Even with 30 days, I don't think I could have come up with a mustache as good as yours. Thank you. Thank you for admitting it. With the boogers in it. and the crumbs. Yeah. No. So I, uh, you know, uh, I, I, how would I want to say this without giving anything away too much away, I guess. Anyway, I, I have to do certain things for my job and I, you know, have to talk to people who are of some importance from time to time, perhaps. And so, uh,
week or so ago, I was in kansas City. I met up with somebody for my job and, you know, had to have a meeting and uh and i noticed something. Yeah. And I, but it made me feel good. Kind of like i noticed tonight that you you had that picture of your mustache. I was like, yeah, that made me feel better about myself. Yeah, well, good. I'm glad. I'm glad. So this did as well. So, I'm talking to this important person, a person of some importance, and I couldn't help but notice that his glasses were filthy. The bulge in his pants. No, it wasn't the bulge in his pants. Filthy glasses. Filthy. He turned his head, and the light hit him, and I'm like, holy schmoly. It looks like those things, you know, he had blisters,
monkeys grabbing him or something. They're all smudged. Monkeys grabbing him or something. Grabbing the glasses because they're all these fingerprints and yeah i guess i've never heard that before. Monkeys. Well, I'm just like something pawn at his glasses. And I was like, I was like. Maybe he's at a strip place or something. Well, I don't, maybe you're right. I have no clue. I wasn't with him at a strip place, but he could have gone easily. But anyway, I was just like, because I always have this problem. I buy really cheap glasses. They're super cheap. I think the last pair of frames I got was less than $20. It is cheap. Yeah, online. I mean, the glasses, the lenses cost a little more, but the frames themselves, because I get these
you know, no-nonsense kind of things. You know, less than 20 bucks. And he is a man of means, this person I'm talking to. Would this be older than you, younger than you, or the same age? I have no idea. That's a good question. I have no clue. I would say somewhere close to the same, perhaps. Possibly slightly younger. Yeah. But definitely much more upscale And, uh, wow. Uh, yeah, he probably, you know, makes six figures a year. Right. So instead of your three vacations a year, he takes like five, seven figures. What's a million, seven figures. He makes seven figures. He makes seven figures a year easily. Holy crap. And I'm like, look at those smudge glasses. And I'm like, oh my God, what it's an epidemic?
Where did you get the monkeys to play with your glasses? You got some weird fantasies. Well, you're recently out of the country, sir. I bought myself a bunch of monkeys for Christmas last year. Well, not leave my glasses alone. I was, I was, I was, you know, cause you always go into these things and he's obviously very well dressed, uh, you know, has some style to him as opposed to myself. Every cheek. Yeah. Oh yeah, definitely. Uh, you know, and you know, he, he looked, he's very intelligent person. And, uh, and so, yeah. And then I look and I'm like, oh my gosh, those glasses. It was like really, you know, it's really like, wow, you're walking around with those on your face. Bella, look at those hands. Look at those tits. Yeah.
Yeah, I was like, it was, you know, a bit of an awakening. I had never really noticed that before with people. You couldn't take your eyes off it, could you? You're like, oh, my God. No, yeah. I was like, I kept, yeah, trying to get glimpses to make sure that I saw what I had seen, right? So that was always a double check, right? You're always like, oh, maybe it wasn't. No, it was. Mr. Grady, I want to see your glasses, Mr. Grady. This guy was, you know. I don't know what he was doing. Changing his oil and then handled his glasses or something. They were all smudged up. Oh, I was out making wine. You never think about these things, huh? Because you wear glasses. Oh, mine are filthy all the time. Mine are extremely filthy. I can clean mine. I don't even hardly leave the house and I have to clean them. How does this happen? You go to bed, next morning you go to put them on and you're like, was I frying bacon or something? What the fuck?
Who's slapping their dick on my glasses? Yeah, right? Yeah. The seven-figure guy, apparently. Greasy Dick. Greasy Dick Johnson. But no, I was just like, I couldn't believe it. And I was like, well, now I feel better that my glasses aren't always pristinely clean. Because look, this guy, he's got… I'm somebody. He's got disposable income out the wazoo. And, you know, I can't keep these glasses clean either, so it's not me. So you thought you were a better man because you saw this, right? Well, I don't know if I was a better man, but I certainly felt better about not having super clean glasses all the time. Yeah. I don't know if that bothers you at all. I guess you don't really care because you look like… Well, first of all, everyone I meet]]>https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10506Tue, 02 Dec 2025 21:19:17 +0000Bob LeMentMiles takes his wife to Judy's in Galesburg and shines with the waitress, while Bob realizes that rich people also have problems. https://www.staticradio.com/subscribe/ Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post... Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/lDCC6LiXnSM Bad AI Transcript of the show this week live streaming is on all right we are sctv is on the air everybody mambo hey everybody uh wait a minute i gotta play the thing no Hey, welcome to the struggle bus. This is Miles. All right. You know, I made that, uh, intro. We got a lot of use out of that intro. I made it 26 years ago. And we're using it still. What is the laughing? I don't know where did the laughing come from in there? Is that you or? No. I do say static. I am the person that says static. But it's like just laughing. I just put some laughing in. It's supposed to be funny. No, I just thought, oh, did he ever take this from a show we did or something? No. Do you remember in college I had these four different CDs that were all sound effects? You used it a lot. Wrong. Those were my CDs, assholes.
No, they weren't. They were mine. No, I had some. I know I bought those. I bought those. They were mine. I don't know where you got those from. No, wrong. I had some. I had at least two of them. You might have had some of your own, but I had some. Which have gone missing for many a year. Yeah, well, okay. They were stolen. No, these were mine. I purchased them. You never had any money in college, man. What fantasy is this that you bought? That's why I remember… I was like, you know. We're selling his blood. We're selling his blood to get sound effects. Andy Warhol, I noted all my purchases back then because I had no money until I remember I bought those. Anyhow, it's from him. Okay. However you remember it, Mr. Mr. Mustache. Gosh. It's gone.
Yeah, I know, but I didn't know that. I just found out after the fact that you had grown a mustache for a while. Yeah. How long did it take you to grow that mustache, by the way? That was almost 30 days. No, I mean to where it was full. I mean, it'd take you 30 days to get that full? Yeah. Wow. I had a full bush at that point, you know. You could have been in a centerfold spread from the 70s. Absolutely. No, I don't know. It was a shitty mustache. I didn't say it was shitty. I just said you look like an asshole. That's all. Well, it's kind of the same thing, is it not? No, not really. Why would I look like an asshole? What do we mean, an asshole? What would I… You look like, with the mustache, you look like you would be somebody who's a prick. Exactly.
Like, hey, you kids get off my lawn, kind of? Yeah, like, you know, you'd back into somebody and be like, hey, what'd you run into me for, jerk? Better watch what you're doing. I fought the war. I own this town, goddammit. I was in the Gulf. I got friends, you know, on the police department. Yeah. They put you in your place. They're like, I was like an asshole. One of those kind of people, you know what I'm saying? Oh, okay. Yeah. I must've triggered something with you. I don't know what. I'm like, Oh my God, look at that. That's triggering. You've been triggered, man. Like, geez, you look like the guy that burned down my house. You're the asshole. Yeah. No, you just look a little more authoritarian, potentially. Oh, I see. You got turned on. You're like, no. You're like, oh. Yeah, I did not get turned on at all. You got a little weird with it. You're like, no. No, I just said, wow, look at that. Yeah. Yeah.
I think the word sexy. And it made your nose look smaller. Your nose looked much smaller as well. I do have a big nose. That's true. Yeah. So kudos to the Grove Ember or whatever the fuck you're calling it. No Shave November. Oh, okay. No Shave November. I think Grove Ember sounds better. Yeah. We just need to change that, please. Yeah. No, I'm done with it. I got rid of it. Come...]]>1680false2647fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/falkville-metal-man-with-jokester-joe--68776396https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10499Thu, 27 Nov 2025 20:21:58 +0000Bob LeMentFalkville Metal Man Falkville Metal Man, a UFO story involving a police chief named Jeff Greenhaw who encountered a mysterious metallic figure in 1973. Joseph shares his book collection, including a recent short story titled "Is E.T. 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After some initial technical difficulties, the show kicks off with Cali's humorous anecdotes about her experiences, including being bullied by a...2738false14fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lonnie-zamora-incident-with-1000-crazy-questions--67370275https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10321Thu, 14 Aug 2025 17:32:52 +0000Bob LeMentLonnie Zamora The Lonnie Zamora incident, a notable UFO sighting that occurred in 1964 in Socorro, New Mexico. A police officer, Lonnie Zamora, reported seeing a metallic object and two figures in white coveralls after investigating a loud noise...2076false110fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/nick-t--67355972https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10315Wed, 13 Aug 2025 13:18:38 +0000Bob LeMentScalarious Join Bob in conversation with 1 Nick, and hear his wild story about friendship, hardship, and giving away a kidney. 2 Nicks 1 Cup https://youtube.com/live/R_OP0qr61T0 Bad AI Transcript Hey everybody and welcome....2367false314fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/66-kicks--67348467https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10310Tue, 12 Aug 2025 19:16:11 +0000Bob LeMentBob is surprised because Miles actually showed up after he was invited to play pinball in McLean. 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They explore its applications, including military...2417false19fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/aquaterra--67180250https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10289Tue, 29 Jul 2025 18:38:07 +0000Bob LeMentBob joins in some fancy water games, while Miles takes his old dog out on a birthday adventure. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/Jjs1RtVn8OE Bad AI Transcript of the...1953false2629fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/john-from-scalarious--67103555https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10285Thu, 24 Jul 2025 17:52:54 +0000Bob LeMentScalarious In a lively conversation with John from the podcast Scalarius, the duo discusses their unique blend of comedy and paranormal topics. John shares that he and his co-host, DW, have different perspectives on the supernatural, with John...3911false313fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/skynyrd-convo--67076868https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10279Tue, 22 Jul 2025 17:51:16 +0000Bob LeMentMiles subjects his son to urination ridicule, while Bob witnesses the forces of good and evil over lunchtime. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/pHaYKKWzeoc Bad AI...1733false2628fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lement-tonight-for-july-17-2025--67028176https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10270Fri, 18 Jul 2025 14:15:24 +0000Bob LeMentThis Week In this episode of Lament Tonight, host Bob introduces rising comedy talent Joe Cason from Detroit, who now performs in Nashville. Joe shares anecdotes about growing up in Detroit, revealing his self-deprecating humor and clever...2152false13fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/affection-connection--66989388https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10179Tue, 15 Jul 2025 19:52:34 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets hassled at the car wash while Miles finds love at the WWII museum in New Orleans. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/QspRcbOmlPU Bad AI Transcript of the show...1831false2627fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mondo-freako-shadow-people-with-ope-a-ghost--66968211https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10175Sun, 13 Jul 2025 21:35:17 +0000Bob LeMentShadow People with Ope A Ghost Heaven and Johnathon for Ope A Ghost join Bob for a special look at Shadow People on this episode of Mondo Freako. Ope A Ghost https://youtube.com/live/IonDvlvPx7c2439false18fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/snallygaster--67015679https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10220Wed, 09 Jul 2025 22:05:01 +0000Bob LeMentSnallygaster The beast who enforced a thousand bedtimes. The tale of the Snallygaster is very wide and varied, but Bob and Rob are not afraid to tell it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt8ouJwyrcI2245false17fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lighthouse-gallery--66901888https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10170Tue, 08 Jul 2025 18:38:54 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets all the extras on his New Orleans vampire tour, while Bob encounters a very knowledgeable lighthouse keeper. 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He emphasizes his passion for pop culture and how it led...2851false312fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/possum-pickup--66174542https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10090Tue, 20 May 2025 17:44:44 +0000Bob LeMentBob picks up some weird vibes from the wait staff, while Miles reluctantly helps his wife with a wildlife incident. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/_14Y4FDI95A Bad...1961false2619fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/trash-panda--66073334https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10079Tue, 13 May 2025 16:07:28 +0000Bob LeMentMiles puts on a show while taking out the trash, while Bob soaks up the freebies at the finest hotels. 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He emphasizes his passion for pop culture and how it...3715false311fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/grinder--65796796https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10058Tue, 29 Apr 2025 19:02:36 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets things done the hard way, while Miles provides insight into his family relations. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/Lvibnb9wIoc Bad AI Transcript of the show...1918false2616fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/oppenheimer-well-mike-oppy--65711502https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10044Thu, 24 Apr 2025 19:06:27 +0000Bob LeMentMike Oppy In a candid conversation, two hosts and Mike Oppenheim (not that one) navigate topics from nostalgic childhood drills to the anxieties of modern active shooter preparedness. They delve into the evolving landscape of art and entertainment...3606false310fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bigfoot--67015681https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10183Mon, 21 Apr 2025 21:41:36 +0000Bob LeMentBigfoot The show gets interrupted for a special report from the Pacific Northwest as a witness comes forward to talk about a rather interesting encounter with the king of the cryptids, Bigfoot. Rob and Bob are blown away by the report and what the...2265false14fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/last-dance--65646944https://www.staticradio.com/?p=10052Mon, 21 Apr 2025 03:44:20 +0000Bob LeMentBob avoids being violated at the Japanese Steak House, while Miles' uncle tries to pave the way to Valhalla for a teenage Miles. 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Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/QC8WIg6Sm6M Bad AI Transcript of the show this week...1878false262fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-about-the-jersey-drone-show-part-2-with-rob-from-your-most-interesting-story-podcast--63629409https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9879Thu, 09 Jan 2025 19:31:12 +0000Bob LeMentRob from YMISpodcast Rob from YMIS (Your Most Interesting Story) and Bob talk about all the happenings in the skies over New Jersey. Rob from YMISpodcast https://youtube.com/live/GvNYV9AizL8 Full Summary Hey, everybody,...4212false32fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/polish-nostradamus-2025--63602474https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9873Tue, 07 Jan 2025 15:43:32 +0000Bob LeMentMiles and Bob make way for the 2025 edition of the Sooth Sayer Polish Nostradamus to make his New Year's predictions. Happy New Year! 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Subscribe Random show from the last 25 years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/v_sTvUYTGyo Bad AI Summation of...2251false2552fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/berating-ewoks--63463593https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9853Tue, 24 Dec 2024 16:24:15 +0000Bob LeMentBob has lunch with friends and gets triggered by their eating habits, while Miles taunts small children about their sports team's choices. Merry Christmas! Subscribe Random show from the last 25 years Random Post...1432false2551fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-about-the-thunderbird-with-rob-from-your-most-interesting-story-podcast--63428408https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9838Sat, 21 Dec 2024 14:49:00 +0000Bob LeMentRob from YMISpodcast Rob from YMIS (Your Most Interesting Story) Podcast quizzes Bob on all thing Thunderbird. With more than a few random offshoots onto other subjects. Rob from YMISpodcast https://youtube.com/live/AGHEMAPv2pk...3882false226fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/joe-dimino-the-american-enigma-is-you--63407529https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9832Fri, 20 Dec 2024 02:53:27 +0000Bob LeMentJoe Dimino – The American Enigma is You Joe and Bob talk poetry, both the meaning, the words and the visual of it all. They also discuss Joe’s new book of poetry, The American Enigma is You. A very interesting conversation from a very good ready. The...2479false228fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/self-check--63356795https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9827Tue, 17 Dec 2024 17:10:34 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week Pablo and Bob are entertaining an audience with humorous banter, discussing an upcoming show where audience members can heckle Pablo. Bob shares a frustrating shopping experience at Sam’s Club, revealing that he...1172false2550fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-dan-from-based-on-a-true-story--63303918https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9822Fri, 13 Dec 2024 15:46:49 +0000Bob LeMentBased on a True Story Dan brings more than your average story out to the world, join Bob as he talks about how Dan makes it all happen for his true story podcast. Based on a True Story Bad AI Summary Dan LeFebvre hosts the podcast “Based on a True...3491false227fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/toe-sky--63257035https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9816Tue, 10 Dec 2024 18:58:44 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week The discussion revolves around humorous anecdotes shared by Bob, Miles, and their friend Pablo, particularly focusing on a recent podcast episode that humorously explored the phrase “balls deep.” They reflect on...1916false2549fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-about-the-kentucky-goblins-with-rob-from-your-most-interesting-story-podcast--63156782https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9807Thu, 05 Dec 2024 01:15:00 +0000Bob LeMentRob from YMISpodcast Rob from YMIS (Your Most Interesting Story) Podcast drops in to figure out what happened in 1955 in Hopkinsville, KY. We talk about the Kentucky Goblins and what all transpired, plus a few side chats. Listen to find out more. Rob...3454false225fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/new-measurements--63129299https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9803Tue, 03 Dec 2024 15:26:15 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week1831false2548fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/appliance-collector--62819714https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9794Tue, 19 Nov 2024 20:51:06 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week The Static Shows with Bob feature three adult coloring books for Christmas: BTK123, Ed Gein’s Carousel, and Unlucky Brown Starfish. The host, Miles, talks about his experience with a broken refrigerator and the...2388false2547fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-dak-mills-from-comfortable-being-uncomfortable--62781334https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9789Sun, 17 Nov 2024 23:23:12 +0000Bob LeMentComfortable Being Uncomfortable Dak stops by to talk about travel, recording, and being comfortable. Listen to the find out more. Comfortable Being Uncomfortable Bad AI Summary The text is a conversation between a man named Dak and a woman named Bob....3075false226fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-nick-from-too-hard-for-the-radio--62742068https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9783Thu, 14 Nov 2024 17:07:01 +0000Bob LeMentNick from Too Hard for the Radio Nick stops by to talk with Bob about working as a kid, dirt bikes, and losing a hand. Plus a few side tracks into the unknown. Listen it to find out more. Too Hard for the Radio Bad AI Summary The text is a...4279false225fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rich-postman--62709601https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9778Tue, 12 Nov 2024 19:44:25 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week The text is a collection of disconnected conversations between different people who are trying to find a good place to eat in Tenley Park, Chicago. The narrator is deaf and unable to hear the other person’s...1695false2546fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/visual-prescription--62629976https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9766Tue, 05 Nov 2024 21:31:36 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week The Tag Show is a talk show hosted by Bob and hosted by Miles. They discuss various topics such as holes, earbuds, and the dangers of using TikTok. Miles mentions that he has a small hole in his headphone jack...1887false2545fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-k-j-and-a-podcast--62598832https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9756Sun, 03 Nov 2024 20:33:34 +0000Bob LeMentK J and A Podcast Bob joins Jay and Kevin without the A, Anime to talk about where they met, why they record and where they want to go. Listen in to find out the secrets of Patreon and the horrors of getting listens. K J and A Podcast Bad AI Summary...4711false224fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-about-dogman-with-rob-from-your-most-interesting-story-podcast--62574517https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9743Thu, 31 Oct 2024 19:43:32 +0000Bob LeMentRob from YMISpodcast Rob from YMIS (Your Most Interesting Story) Podcast stops by to talk about his show, but mostly to talk about the Dogman. And oh, how Bob loves to talk about a juicy cryptid. Listen in to learn some incredible Fauxknowledge. Rob...4083false224fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bloated-blanket--62551367https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9738Wed, 30 Oct 2024 01:53:08 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week1754false2544fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/suspicious-pizza--62463963https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9727Tue, 22 Oct 2024 14:41:03 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week1780false2543fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mangy-booch--62375514https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9722Tue, 15 Oct 2024 16:15:04 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week The Snag Show is live streaming, and Old Cooch is introducing himself as Mangy Cooch. He tells jokes about his dog, his wife, and a poem about his wife’s dog. He also talks about his love for his old cooch and...2311false2542fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/backstabber--62289970https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9715Tue, 08 Oct 2024 19:28:32 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week The text is a collection of random conversations between Miles for Static Radio and Mr. Subdued. Miles talks about his penis, lung cancer, Ricochet Rabbit, charging his phone, and neglecting his dog’s sanitary...1525false2541fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-saw-the-shadow--62237771https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9706Fri, 04 Oct 2024 21:46:47 +0000Bob LeMentI Saw the Shadow is from Bob LeMent of StaticRadio.com during an interview for Your Most Interesting Story Podcast at https://sites.google.com/view/ymis/home The story is about discovering a shadow person in our rental property. Enjoy136falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-rob-from-ymispodcast--62200155https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9696Wed, 02 Oct 2024 19:01:24 +0000Bob LeMentRob from YMISpodcast Rob from YMIS (Your Most Interesting Story) Podcast stops by to talk about his show, but mostly to talk about the Mothman. And oh, how Bob loves to talk about a juicy cryptid. Listen in to learn some incredibly useless info. Rob...4160false223fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/reverse-sanitizer--62183813https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9690Tue, 01 Oct 2024 19:16:49 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week The text is a collection of random conversations between a group of people discussing various topics such as movies, sports, and personal experiences. The narrator mentions a new movie called “Sasquatch” and...1715false2540fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/falling-bigfoot--62091217https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9662Tue, 24 Sep 2024 13:48:57 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week The Static Show is a funny podcast hosted by Bob. They talk about various topics such as the death of Tito Jackson, James Earl Jones, and cancer. Bob mentions that Tito died due to a cardiac arrest and that he...1661false2539fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-brane-damage--62050068https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9652Fri, 20 Sep 2024 22:02:16 +0000Bob LeMentBrane Damage The Roaster with the Moaster, Brane Damage took some time to talk to Bob about life in Hawaii, San Fran, and School. Plus how he took to the stage to make people laugh. @brane_damage3058false222fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/wd40--61963642https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9646Tue, 17 Sep 2024 15:54:08 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week The Static Show is a funny podcast hosted by Bob. They talk about various topics such as the death of Tito Jackson, James Earl Jones, and cancer. Bob mentions that Tito died due to a cardiac arrest and that he...1577false2538fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/99-problems--61325441https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9636Tue, 10 Sep 2024 15:40:35 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week The text is a collection of short stories written by different people. The first story is about Miles, who is a quick picker-upper and a surplunk surplus. The second story is a story about Mr. Grouchy Boy, who...1504false2537fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pillow-talk--61256358https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9627Tue, 03 Sep 2024 21:03:48 +0000Bob LeMentBad AI Summation of the show this week The discussion revolves around a podcast episode where the hosts, Miles and Bob, address technical difficulties that have hindered their usual animated presentation. They humorously acknowledge the situation,...2061false2536fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/er-battle--61176533https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9619Tue, 27 Aug 2024 21:11:57 +0000Bob LeMent2188false2535fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scamalot--61092664https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9610Tue, 20 Aug 2024 13:57:02 +0000Bob LeMent1838false2534fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-tim-mann--61064421https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9604Sat, 17 Aug 2024 18:28:55 +0000Bob LeMentTim Mann Bob caught up with Tim at the drink cart on the 9th hole this week to learn more about why he started with golf and is now into comedy. Listen to the saga of Tim. @timmanncomedy3099false221fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/envelope-envy--61015268https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9599Tue, 13 Aug 2024 14:56:07 +0000Bob LeMent1729false2533fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-mark-grinage--60948062https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9591Wed, 07 Aug 2024 14:44:11 +0000Bob LeMentMark Grinage Mark stopped by the virtual studio recently to talk about his religious upbringing, living in different parts of the US, and why he loves a good Roast Battle. @liveyourmfnlife3037false220fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fall-camp--60937937https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9586Tue, 06 Aug 2024 15:03:53 +0000Bob LeMent2035false2532fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/crosswalk-cooking--60865345https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9575Tue, 30 Jul 2024 16:28:08 +0000Bob LeMent2644false2531fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/nub-nub--60779150https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9569Tue, 23 Jul 2024 15:35:53 +0000Bob LeMent2300false2530fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/3-legged-table--60716995https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9556Tue, 16 Jul 2024 19:03:46 +0000Bob LeMent1340false2529fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/arcade-emergency--60645129https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9551Tue, 09 Jul 2024 18:11:33 +0000Bob LeMent1957false2528fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/comic-hygiene--60581215https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9538Tue, 02 Jul 2024 18:20:30 +0000Bob LeMent1974false2527fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-doyle-from-spirittalkshow--60534925https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9542Fri, 28 Jun 2024 03:12:55 +0000Bob LeMentDoyle from SpiritTalkShow Bob gets the chance to talk to Doyle from the Spirit Talk Show. Not only does Doyle have a ghost in his house, he is planning to ride across America on an electric scooter while stopping to hear the stories from the...3360false219fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cemetery-smoker--60503695https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9534Tue, 25 Jun 2024 14:01:27 +0000Bob LeMent1983false2526fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-david-hern--60475969https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9527Sun, 23 Jun 2024 01:02:57 +0000Bob LeMentDavid Hern David Hern stops by to talk about How Not to Make it in Hollywood, his new book, about his decade-long dive into becoming a character actor and comedic writer. David doles out advice while looking into his past and the things he did right...3443false218fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pain-killers--60426523https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9520Tue, 18 Jun 2024 18:11:30 +0000Bob LeMent2592false2525fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-suraj--60361791https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9509Wed, 12 Jun 2024 13:13:32 +0000Bob LeMentSuraj Bob LeMent talks with Suraj, a comedian, cricket enthusiast, improv character, presenter, and all-around multi-hyphenate. In contrast, he talks about his multicultural upbringing, Batman the Animated Series, why he gravitates towards comedy, and...3401false217fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dolphin-star--60350344https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9498Tue, 11 Jun 2024 13:57:07 +0000Bob LeMent1785false2524fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-the-midnight-citizen--60302197https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9493Thu, 06 Jun 2024 18:19:09 +0000Bob LeMentThe Midnight Citizen Mike is a man of many skills, writer, filmmaker, actor, podcaster, and teacher. Join me as we talk about the past, present and future with the Midnight Citizen. Find out a bit of Mike’s journey and where he is heading. The...4143false216fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dog-gone--60275857https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9485Tue, 04 Jun 2024 15:27:03 +0000Bob LeMent1581false2523fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/wise-rain--60201324https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9464Tue, 28 May 2024 18:27:14 +0000Bob LeMent1682false2522fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-eric-sizemore--60171110https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9458Sat, 25 May 2024 16:05:50 +0000Bob LeMentEric Sizemore Eric wasn’t always a comedian, he was a landscaper, lumberjack, detassler, DJ and Librarian but always had an ear for the language of laughter. He inhabits the few comedy haunts of Eastern Illinois honing his craft as he creates...4112false215fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mulch-nap--60114959https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9450Tue, 21 May 2024 15:16:35 +0000Bob LeMent1623false2521fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-jeff-revilla--60090803https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9446Sun, 19 May 2024 18:10:01 +0000Bob LeMentJeff Revilla Jeff is one of the few selfless podcasters out there. He runs Poduty.com and has a plethora of shows he produces, plus charity and other events. Find out via our conversation how Jeff went from punk skateboarder to serial entrepreneur....3263false214fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/spaghettiville--60028168https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9442Tue, 14 May 2024 14:37:49 +0000Bob LeMent2225false2520fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-pablo-lewin--59981566https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9436Sat, 11 May 2024 15:13:36 +0000Bob LeMentPablo Lewin Bob sits down with pilot-turned-comedian Pablo Lewin to talk about passions, bombing, and emergency situations. You can see Pablo all around Los Angeles at the various comedy clubs and on Plauzzable.com. Find Pablo3430false213fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/missing-draft--59900872https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9432Tue, 07 May 2024 14:58:35 +0000Bob LeMent1993false2519fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ex-tornado--59743917https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9421Tue, 30 Apr 2024 22:48:14 +0000Bob LeMent1856false2518fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/chasing-dreams--59619232https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9413Tue, 23 Apr 2024 18:03:08 +0000Bob LeMent865false2517fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-watchin-it--59537895https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9409Thu, 18 Apr 2024 22:26:16 +0000Bob LeMentWatchin It Donnell and Robert stop by to talk with Bob about movies, TV, identity theft, family and why you should check out their show Watchin It. You ought to be Watchin what Watchin It is watchin. Watchin It4176false212fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/borrowed-jockey--59493391https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9405Tue, 16 Apr 2024 17:32:11 +0000Bob LeMent2082false2516fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/active-blower--59359815https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9400Tue, 09 Apr 2024 03:12:00 +0000Bob LeMent1462false2515fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pizza-bus--59267615https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9387Tue, 02 Apr 2024 21:36:40 +0000Bob LeMent1525false2514fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dr-doctor--59181531https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9378Tue, 26 Mar 2024 14:29:26 +0000Bob LeMent2473false2513fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ai-with-dr-j--59130270https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9373Thu, 21 Mar 2024 20:04:11 +0000Bob LeMentDr. J Bob sits down with Dr. J to have a quick chat about AI and where it is all going. The results are not what any chatbot would have come up with. Enjoy the ideas and see if they align with your thoughts on Artificial Intelligence.576false211fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/uber-high--59101225https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9370Tue, 19 Mar 2024 14:13:13 +0000Bob LeMent2226false2512fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/baker-experience-2--59061978https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9368Fri, 15 Mar 2024 21:12:42 +0000Bob LeMentBaker Experience 2: The Flawed American Logic Model and how it relates to our need for cheap food. Baker talks about how Americans can’t utilize their logic skills to improve the lives of everyone. Bob thinks there is too much land and not enough...3622false25fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/drunk-hog--59024225https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9360Tue, 12 Mar 2024 20:32:28 +0000Bob LeMent1839false2511fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/gummy-gal--58933608https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9355Tue, 05 Mar 2024 15:41:44 +0000Bob LeMent1838false2510fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/grocery-kink--58850229https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9344Tue, 27 Feb 2024 14:08:44 +0000Bob LeMent1950false259fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/john-bradbury--58826909https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9340Mon, 26 Feb 2024 15:41:15 +0000Bob LeMentStoney Mountain Park John Bradbury was a comedian who drank too much and made a decision that improved his life, micro-dosing LSD. Since this decision, he has written a book and got his life back to where he wants it. Take a listen to a small part of...3113false210fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/houston-pierce--58803282https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9335Fri, 23 Feb 2024 22:17:48 +0000Bob LeMent1000 Crazy Questions Bob wants to know why all the questions and how come they are so crazy. Houston gives him some insight into the process and the outcomes of a man on a mission to rid his brain of 1000 crazy questions. 1000 Crazy Questions3354false29fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dominick-domasky--58790330https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9330Thu, 22 Feb 2024 21:33:36 +0000Bob LeMentMotivation Champs Dominick tells us how to keep motivated and how he has tackled adversity to bring Motivation Champs to the forefront. Get motivated with Bob on this conversation. Motivation Champs3146false28fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rub-or-tug--58752685https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9325Tue, 20 Feb 2024 16:03:48 +0000Bob LeMent1564false258fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/kiss-this--58674962https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9316Tue, 13 Feb 2024 15:34:01 +0000Bob LeMent1838false257fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mike-oppenheim--58630338https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9311Sat, 10 Feb 2024 02:32:00 +0000Bob LeMentCoffin Talk How do you stay positive when your world is turned upside down? Maybe take the advice of Mike Oppenheim. Bob chats with Mike about his journey, his downs, and how he can keep a positive outlook. MikeyOpp.com3402false26fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/baker-experience--58611364https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9308Thu, 08 Feb 2024 16:10:38 +0000Bob LeMentBaker Experience Bob sits down with Baker to talk about life, love, and the importance of sending a box of excrement to an anonymous “lab”. If you like a very rambling conversation, then you will love this journey.3622false25fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/famous-arvin--58592638https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9305Tue, 06 Feb 2024 22:42:33 +0000Bob LeMent1718false256fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/guitar-crush--58507108https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9299Tue, 30 Jan 2024 22:02:56 +0000Bob LeMent1609false255fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sostalk--58475489https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9291Sat, 27 Jan 2024 20:39:37 +0000Bob LeMentSOSTalk Bob sits with Sos to discuss the Amish, Dating, Marriage, and Death. You decide how these all fit together or don’t. Leave more confused than when you started and maybe be entertained in the process. Website Echos with Sos4456false24fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/nipple-lint--58419460https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9287Tue, 23 Jan 2024 16:40:45 +0000Bob LeMent1505false254fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-leanne-linsky-at-plauzzable-com--58369725https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9279Fri, 19 Jan 2024 17:17:09 +0000Bob LeMentPlauzzable.com Ever wanted to try stand-up comedy, looking for a place to see upcoming comedians but don’t want to leave the house, well Leanne Linsky tells us how to do that and also how she went from Waukegan, IL and crisscrossed the country...3616false23fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cryptid-pitch--58324835https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9273Tue, 16 Jan 2024 22:32:32 +0000Bob LeMent2111false253fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-danny-smith-from-the-story-of--58292100https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9270Sat, 13 Jan 2024 19:31:40 +0000Bob LeMentThe Story Of Bob had the pleasure to talk to one of the members of The Story Of podcast. They touched on its origins, how to avoid burn-out while working a full-time job and a demanding hobby, Stonehenge, and the future of The Story Of. Website The...3137false22fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mooching-turnaround--58245059https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9254Tue, 09 Jan 2024 19:35:58 +0000Bob LeMent1683false252fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-kurt-sasso-from-two-geeks-talking--58201267https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9244Thu, 04 Jan 2024 20:31:55 +0000Bob LeMentTwo Geeks Talking Ever experienced something that you cannot explain? Have you ever started seeing the world through different eyes? Well, Mark may have and he stops by to tell us about how he became knocked conscious and the implications of it all....7026false21fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/polish-nostradamus-2024--58175035https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9233Tue, 02 Jan 2024 18:51:59 +0000Bob LeMentPolish Nostradamus 2024 predictions: Miles pick Miles seeing first UFO or 69ing Sasquatch Bob Condom factory burns down Bob will expenses for Miles to go to a Bears autograph signing in Illinois Miles will take Bob to the Beef House in hopes he sees...2190false251fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/wolf-mouse--58134052https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9207Wed, 27 Dec 2023 21:33:34 +0000Bob LeMentMiles chases more than just a mouse for the holidays, while Bob has a strange encounter with JoJo at a local eatery. 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Grab a copy for the holidays, your life is boring,...3573false112fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bad-grad--58062905https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9195Tue, 19 Dec 2023 18:30:27 +0000Bob LeMentBob begs for Miles to stop his inappropriate mailings, while Miles tries to corrupt the newly educated and find the nearest bathroom. Call us 314-827-6399 Click the button below to go to a random post from Static Radio Don’t Forget to Subscribe to the...1802false2450fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/accidental-order--57988115https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9181Tue, 12 Dec 2023 18:40:45 +0000Bob LeMentMiles pranks the elderly and civil servants, while Bob has to restrain his wife while ordering pizza. 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Call us 314-827-6399 Click the button below to go to a random post from Static Radio Don’t Forget...1611false2446fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/hairy-dribbler--57632694https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9142Tue, 14 Nov 2023 16:27:26 +0000Bob LeMentMiles tries to show the young-uns how it’s done at the bowling alley, while Bob deals with a possible wayward bug. Call us 314-827-6399 Click the button below to go to a random post from Static Radio Don’t Forget to Subscribe to the show via your...2035false2445fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-thomas-brainsky--57600481https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9137Fri, 10 Nov 2023 14:05:00 +0000Bob LeMentBrainsky Unleashed Bob sits down to talk with Thomas Brainsky to talk about first jobs, saving money, and how to find your niche when everyone is trying to put you in theirs. Websites Brainsky Unleashed2725false110fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/server-fail--57547281https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9134Tue, 07 Nov 2023 19:46:08 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets totally ignored at the local watering hole, while Miles entertains the neighborhood kids with his clown-like mowing antics. Call us 314-827-6399 Click the button below to go to a random post from Static Radio Don’t Forget to Subscribe to the...2108false2444fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-joe-dimino--57487492https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9127Thu, 02 Nov 2023 19:03:50 +0000Bob LeMentJoe Dimino Joe is a person who sits still a lot, but not just twiddling his thumbs, he hosts two long-running shows that are featured on both terrestrial radio and in the podcasting worlds. Neon Jazz and Famous Interviews are just two of the...2742false19fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/elevator-funeral--57461820https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9113Tue, 31 Oct 2023 21:04:45 +0000Bob LeMentMiles tries to get laughs by punching buttons in the elevator, while Bob spies a Hollywood star at the pulpit of a recent funeral. Call us 314-827-6399 Click the button below to go to a random post from Static Radio Don’t Forget to Subscribe to the...1749false2443fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-glen-tickle--57382454https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9105Wed, 25 Oct 2023 15:51:12 +0000Bob LeMentGlen Tickle What separates Glen from all the other comedians out there besides his appropriate last name. His interest in Buckaroo Banzai, or at least that is what Bob thinks. Join the conversation as we find out more about Glen, life on the road,...4075false18fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/touchy-poo--57371230https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9102Tue, 24 Oct 2023 18:18:01 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets pawed all over by a wanna-be cougar, while Miles affects his wife’s digestive system. Call us 314-827-6399 Click the button below to go to a random post from Static Radio Don’t Forget to Subscribe to the show via your favorite Podcast Service...1455false2442fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-soslan--57357612https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9097Mon, 23 Oct 2023 18:01:22 +0000Bob LeMentSoslan Join Bob for a totally non-linear conversation with Soslan Temasun about life’s ups and downs, the best approaches for longevity, why the US needs to make things and a whole lot more. Podcast – The Sos Report4391false17fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bugaboo--57277227https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9093Tue, 17 Oct 2023 19:22:38 +0000Bob LeMentMiles discreetly talks about a distant relatives encounters, while Bob admits to being repeatedly violated at an old HOJO. Call us 314-827-6399 Click the button below to go to a random post from Static Radio Don’t Forget to Subscribe to the show via...1896false2441fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cemetery-snarf--57184705https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9086Tue, 10 Oct 2023 20:28:05 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets marked for death at a small sandwich shop, while Miles gases the dead at a local reenactment. 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Call us 314-827-6399 Click the button below to go to a random post...1832false2437fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-ben-from-ufo-no--56831747https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9060Sun, 17 Sep 2023 18:11:22 +0000Bob LeMentBen Ben was a wholehearted alien believer until he started doing his UFO NO! show, now he is a wanna believer with a very skeptical outlook. Join Bob on a winding journey into the origins of the UFO NO! show and the far reaches of mankind’s known...2523false14fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/window-pains--56778753https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9047Tue, 12 Sep 2023 17:13:17 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets roasted while getting chicken in the drive-through, while Miles tries to Macgyver his way into the building and realizes, that maybe he is not built for it. Call us 314-827-6399 Click the button below to go to a random post from Static Radio...1495false2436fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-conversation-with-doug-thompson--56726097https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9035Thu, 07 Sep 2023 14:58:20 +0000Bob LeMentDoug Thompson Doug Thompson is many things, a software salesperson, triathlete, Ted Talk Speaker, and all-around good guy. Doug sits down with Bob to talk about all these things and more as we find out just a few of the many goals Doug Thompson is...2523false14fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/hornet-parking--56702204https://www.staticradio.com/?p=9032Tue, 05 Sep 2023 17:48:53 +0000Bob LeMentMiles finds out that free means giving to charity, while Bob gets stung in the foot. 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Or Bob’s internet gave out due to high winds and loose branches.2414true12fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/honey-bear--53720911https://www.staticradio.com/?p=8905Tue, 02 May 2023 19:08:46 +0000Bob LeMentMiles takes a dream trip to Chicago’s Soldier Field and almost needs assistance to leave, while Bob just gawks at the spectacle of his fandom. Call us 314-827-6399 Click the button below to go to a random post from Static Radio Don’t Forget to...1596true2417fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fore-bucs--53642590https://www.staticradio.com/?p=8899Tue, 25 Apr 2023 14:53:28 +0000Bob LeMentBob is apparently in a mood, while Miles performs some autograph fusion at a recent event. 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Call us 314-827-6399   Join in the fun at EverywhereIsHaunted.com2968falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/un-bear-able--58198519https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7158Tue, 02 Nov 2021 17:55:17 +0000Bob LeMentBob wonders how Miles affords these expensive trips to NFL Chicago Bears football games, while Miles gives no clues and endures many obstacles in the enjoyment of the game. Call us 314-827-6399   Join in the fun at EverywhereIsHaunted.com1926falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/shadow-chasers--58198320https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7150Tue, 26 Oct 2021 14:47:21 +0000Bob LeMentMiles tries his hand at catching something haunted, while Bob tells a real life ghost tale.  Happy Halloween. Call us 314-827-6399 Join in the fun at EverywhereIsHaunted.com2256falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/haunted-mooch--58198324https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7146Tue, 19 Oct 2021 18:25:54 +0000Bob LeMentBob talks about his silly new project, while Miles goes for the autograph gold and catches it, for a while. Call us 314-827-6399 Join in the fun at EverywhereIsHaunted.com2029falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/comet-tail--58198467https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7142Tue, 12 Oct 2021 13:08:12 +0000Bob LeMentMiles is out hunting autographs again and other species, while Bob is dumbfounded by his zoom sales rep. Call us 314-827-63992052falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/van-go--58198352https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7139Tue, 05 Oct 2021 19:35:10 +0000Bob LeMentBob’s wife offends a waiter before they go to a Van Gogh exhibit, while Miles makes up two thirds of the alumni crew at the Western football game. Call us 314-827-63991864falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/argumentative--58198370https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7134Tue, 28 Sep 2021 14:30:02 +0000Bob LeMentMiles foils his own success, while Bob just tries to get on with the next installment. Call us 314-827-63991861falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/almost-famous--58198332https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7131Tue, 21 Sep 2021 14:18:21 +0000Bob LeMentBob finally realizes how he copes with the world, while Miles is hiding behind the rack of Archie comics. Call us 314-827-63991908falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/stallone--58198313https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7127Tue, 14 Sep 2021 17:23:39 +0000Bob LeMentMiles premeditates how to accost a former DVD salesman, while Bob watches the Frank Stallone Documentary and feels a kinship. Call us 314-827-63991532falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/monsterfest--58198339https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7123Tue, 07 Sep 2021 18:05:24 +0000Bob LeMentBob stays home while Miles attends MonsterFest and meets cinema legend, Clint Howard and a Ramone. Call us 314-827-63992006falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/humming-clint--58198340https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7119Tue, 31 Aug 2021 20:13:29 +0000Bob LeMentMiles heads to the ER again, while Bob watches the Audubaun Thunderdome and we talk about Clint Howard. Call us 314-827-63992362falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/snoozefest--58198331https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7115Tue, 24 Aug 2021 20:47:14 +0000Bob LeMentBob catches his wife in a lifetime lie, while Miles tries to make CPAP sexy. Call us 314-827-63991877falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sheldon-and-howard--58198414https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7111Tue, 17 Aug 2021 17:25:37 +0000Bob LeMentMiles steps back on campus and wreaks havoc, while Bob backs into different awkward situations. Call us 314-827-63992357falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fondled-by-strangers--58198366https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7107Tue, 10 Aug 2021 15:00:51 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets some Chinese food, while Miles has a dream come true. Call us 314-827-63991647falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/campus-visit--58198342https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7052Tue, 03 Aug 2021 18:20:20 +0000Bob LeMentMiles takes his youngest and a herd of relatives on a campus visit, while Bob wonders why didn’t they just get another hotel room. Call us 314-827-63991738falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tv-guide--58198334https://www.staticradio.com/?p=7048Tue, 27 Jul 2021 19:15:39 +0000Bob LeMentBob does tv guide summaries of how to reboot classic sitcoms, while Miles goes moonlighting as Roger Ebert. Call us 314-827-63991919falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-lookin--58198321https://www.staticradio.com/?p=6747Tue, 20 Jul 2021 20:16:01 +0000Bob LeMentMiles ponders revenge when his wife gets hit on at the doctors office, while Bob finally catches them all. Call us 314-827-63991973falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/youtube-motel--58198330https://www.staticradio.com/?p=6740Tue, 13 Jul 2021 15:43:12 +0000Bob LeMentBob complains about what could have been, while Miles braves a sketchy motel for an autograph. Call us 314-827-63992027falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/civil-woke--58198416http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6735Wed, 07 Jul 2021 15:46:02 +0000Bob LeMentMiles takes an abbreviated adventure, while Bob loses sleep over invasive insects. Call us 314-827-63991819falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/island-detour--58198368http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6732Tue, 29 Jun 2021 18:29:29 +0000Bob LeMentBob takes a ferry to Nantucket, while Miles just wants to give his dog a little exercise. Call us 314-827-63992684falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cheese-steak--58198336http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6729Wed, 23 Jun 2021 14:18:18 +0000Bob LeMentMiles is busy, while Bob talks about his recent vacation to Philly. Call us 314-827-63992278falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-parking--58198314http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6721Tue, 15 Jun 2021 10:10:00 +0000Bob LeMentBob is surrounded by happy animals, kinda, while Miles must take care of some squatters at work. Call us 314-827-63991564falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ive-fallen--58198315http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6724Tue, 08 Jun 2021 16:14:00 +0000Bob LeMentMiles is forced to learn something new, while Bob injures himself again. Call us 314-827-63991761falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/stranger-crash--58198393http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6718Wed, 02 Jun 2021 15:53:41 +0000Bob LeMentBob takes us back to Homecoming while Miles gets to know his neice’s neighbors. Call us 314-827-63991795falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/prom-john--58198492http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6714Tue, 25 May 2021 14:19:01 +0000Bob LeMentMiles longs to prom with Jeannie, while Bob has trouble at the pump. Call us 314-827-63992029falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sluggo--58198319http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6711Tue, 18 May 2021 14:04:45 +0000Bob LeMentBob channels a classic comedy character, while Miles digs for treasure in a small Illinois town. Call us 314-827-63991675falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/space-wallet--58198338http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6707Tue, 11 May 2021 12:35:21 +0000Bob LeMentMiles impresses the lady at the flower stand with his wallet, while Bob gets berated about watching Kubrick. Call us 314-827-63991766falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/another-dimension--58198461http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6703Tue, 04 May 2021 12:27:08 +0000Bob LeMentBob can’t stop watching a bad show, while Miles makes himself at home at his 1st? cousins place. Call us 314-827-63991951falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cheap-stabs--58198341http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6700Tue, 27 Apr 2021 20:42:28 +0000Bob LeMentMiles runs into a future version of himself at the dollar store, while Bob’s wife takes out her agrsessions on his hand. Call us 314-827-63991553falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/farewell-sam--58198501http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6696Tue, 20 Apr 2021 16:23:45 +0000Bob LeMentJoin Smidge, Manny, Miles and Bob as they say farewell to Sam from Insignificast. Call us 314-827-63992397falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/doppelganger--58198356http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6692Tue, 13 Apr 2021 14:32:38 +0000Bob LeMentBob is confused by seeing dead people, while Miles does his usual. Call us 314-827-63991566falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ham-cake--58198317http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6689Tue, 06 Apr 2021 14:59:51 +0000Bob LeMentMiles can’t find anything in his parents basement, while Bob eats a stinky ham. Call us 314-827-63991843falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/gopher-menopause--58198513http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6685Mon, 29 Mar 2021 21:27:24 +0000Bob LeMentBob has a near miss with some turbulence, while Miles feels weepy. Call us 314-827-63991382falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/old-weiner--58198439http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6682Tue, 23 Mar 2021 13:47:01 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets excited to see his neighbor, while Bob admits defeat. Call us 314-827-63991458falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/f-ing-cake--58198512http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6678Tue, 16 Mar 2021 14:38:06 +0000Bob LeMentBob watches his wife’s old home movies, while Miles does some fake baking in his microwave. Call us 314-827-63991813falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bedtime-surprise--58198490http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6675Tue, 09 Mar 2021 15:23:56 +0000Bob LeMentMiles tries to help his dog with an ear infection, while Bob gets roasted by his wife in the background. Call us 314-827-63991569falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/star-wreck--58198333http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6670Wed, 03 Mar 2021 00:26:34 +0000Bob LeMentBob talks about the cruelty of the Storm Troopers on Tatooine compared to the Death Star, while Miles imagine Chewbacca without fur. Call us 314-827-63991847falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lizard-king--58198382http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6667Tue, 23 Feb 2021 19:21:53 +0000Bob LeMentMiles wife tries to win at social media with a found kitten, while Bob’s wife tells him the tale of the Lizard King. Call us 314-827-63991790falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mid-ape--58198343http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6663Tue, 16 Feb 2021 16:00:04 +0000Bob LeMentBob likes Cobra Kai, while Miles watches Swamp Ape get it on. Call us 314-827-63991759falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cat-knock--58198345http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6659Tue, 09 Feb 2021 16:39:22 +0000Bob LeMentMiles watches a movie, alone, while Bob has an interesting guest during lunch. Call us 314-827-63991733falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/satellite-sucker--58198464http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6655Wed, 03 Feb 2021 00:16:09 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets trapped in his house by the satellite guy, while Miles tries to raise 50 bucks to have Ginger Lynn send him a message. Call us 314-827-63991776falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/old-man--58198397http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6651Tue, 26 Jan 2021 18:49:56 +0000Bob LeMentMiles sees his future self at a bar and grill and his wardrobe is still the same, while Bob has trouble driving in the rain. Call us 314-827-63991790falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mall-madness--58198524http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6641Tue, 19 Jan 2021 15:49:13 +0000Bob LeMentBob takes us back to the 80’s and his time associating with record thieves, while Miles tries to get his kid and friends to the gun show, but ends up at the mall. Call us 314-827-63991933falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dj-horror--58198430http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6637Tue, 12 Jan 2021 16:23:52 +0000Bob LeMentMiles decides to watch a horror movie that turns out a little more sexy than expected, while Bob rides in his wife’s mobile DJ service with some extreme attention issues. Call us 314-827-6399 Static Radio Animated: DJ Horror1547falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/polish-nostradamus-2021--58198353http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6634Wed, 06 Jan 2021 22:13:22 +0000Bob LeMentStatic Radio finishes it’s 21st year and the Polish Nostradamus predicts what might happen in 2021, as if 2020 were all that grand. Chiefs vs. Packers, Packers win Bob gets fondled by waiter at Chinese restaurant Miles becomes a model of some kind...2373falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lement-interview--58198508http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6628Tue, 29 Dec 2020 19:04:21 +0000Bob LeMentBob takes the spotlight this week and Miles interviews Bob about old video games, hay rides and meeting his wife. Beardstown – TriState Ghost Patrol  COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  2323falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tidal-interview--58198325http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6622Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:14:59 +0000Bob LeMentMiles takes over the spotlight as Bob interviews Miles about his childhood and teenage years. Twas the Night Before Xmas by Static Radio Beardstown – TriState Ghost Patrol  COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-63992182falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/french-waffle--58198367http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6618Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:28:53 +0000Bob LeMentMiles hogs all the syrup and causes chaos at his house, while Bob might have forgotten the wrong thing. Scroll down for the Beardstown – TriState Ghost Patrol  and the TriState Ghost Patrol teaser COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call...1610falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/jenny-two-times--58198348http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6613Tue, 08 Dec 2020 15:13:06 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets stood up by Miles but goes to lunch anyhow, while Miles enjoys his new 65 inch flat screen in a very personal way. Scroll down for the Beardstown – TriState Ghost Patrol  and the TriState Ghost Patrol teaser COVID-19 messages at...1795falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mandela-store--58198344http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6606Tue, 01 Dec 2020 16:32:35 +0000Bob LeMentMiles reveals his connection to Mandela, while Bob gets stuck in cell phone store purgatory. Scroll down for the Beardstown – TriState Ghost Patrol  and the TriState Ghost Patrol teaser COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us...2147falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/too-hot--58198329http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6601Tue, 24 Nov 2020 21:58:20 +0000Bob LeMentBob can’t believe what passes for filth on Facebook, while Miles gets the compliment of his life. Scroll down for the Beardstown – TriState Ghost Patrol and the TriState Ghost Patrol teaser COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us...1745falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tidalesque--58198515http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6595Wed, 18 Nov 2020 03:12:53 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets some housework done while Bob pours out his heart on his creative endeavors. Scroll down for the Beardstown – TriState Ghost Patrol and the TriState Ghost Patrol teaser COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1675falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/spidermando--58198487http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6592Tue, 10 Nov 2020 16:53:20 +0000Bob LeMentBob tries to figure out what the hell happened, as Miles describes a spider incident during his viewing of the Mandalorian. Scroll down for the Beardstown – TriState Ghost Patrol and the TriState Ghost Patrol teaser COVID-19 messages at...1508falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bearded--58198337http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6585Wed, 28 Oct 2020 02:06:12 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets abducted and taken into an old opera house by Miles as he makes new friends in Beardstown. Scroll down for the TriState Ghost Patrol teaser COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1799falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/paper-or-what--58198316http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6581Tue, 20 Oct 2020 20:09:31 +0000Bob LeMentMiles is on the receiving end of some racial prejudice, while Bob just wants to wonder the US of A, through YouTube. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1668falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/abused-waitress--58198488http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6578Wed, 14 Oct 2020 01:08:57 +0000Bob LeMentBob just tries to get a steak and a shake, while Miles gets all leery at the neighborhood grub hub. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1615falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sucker-punch--58198358http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6574Tue, 06 Oct 2020 23:51:32 +0000Bob LeMentMiles goes all out for his kids best friends birthday, while Bob talks about the human condition in regards to pornography. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1863falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/summer-ends--58198424http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6571Wed, 30 Sep 2020 01:18:59 +0000Bob LeMentBob remembers simpler times while Miles sings his heart out. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1889falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/hurt--58198516http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6567Wed, 23 Sep 2020 01:01:27 +0000Bob LeMentMiles goes one toke over the line while Bob is crushed in the COVID crowd. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1820falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/miles-favor--58198354http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6564Wed, 16 Sep 2020 01:10:13 +0000Bob LeMentBob watches a documentary on pinball and sees Miles doppleganger, while Miles tries to grow a beard and asks an unaskable favor. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1631falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/apple-code--58198360http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6555Tue, 01 Sep 2020 20:30:16 +0000Bob LeMentBob’s neighbors think it’s apple picking time, while Miles scares the local ladies at the greasy spoon. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-63991746falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sandwich-period--58198504http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6551Wed, 26 Aug 2020 01:28:01 +0000Bob LeMentMiles can handle the truth, while Bob doesn’t have it his way at Subway. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1878falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/waspy--58198380http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6547Tue, 18 Aug 2020 18:21:40 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets caught in the youtube algorithm while Miles kinda saves the day, in a small but meaningful way. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1817falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scratch-garage--58198322http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6542Wed, 12 Aug 2020 14:15:49 +0000Bob LeMentMiles actually buys someone else lunch while Bob finds a place selling fries in a bag. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1768falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/steak-bandit--58198323http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6538Wed, 05 Aug 2020 01:36:18 +0000Bob LeMentBob has trouble getting his steak while Miles gambles his life savings. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1764falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cancer-scare--58198363http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6535Tue, 28 Jul 2020 22:47:55 +0000Bob LeMentMiles breaks down in front of a woman, not unusual, while Bob talks about a past potential bombing. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1899falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/beaver-autograph--58198469http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6530Wed, 22 Jul 2020 00:42:07 +0000Bob LeMentBob sees a beaver in his back yard, maybe, while Miles tempts COVID at an autograph signing. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1983falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-visit--58198347http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6525Wed, 15 Jul 2020 00:16:42 +0000Bob LeMentMiles drops by Bobs house and gets the royal treatment, while Bob settles in his own house. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  2116falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/family-outing--58198318http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6521Tue, 07 Jul 2020 20:30:15 +0000Bob LeMentBob goes to see some fish, while Miles remembers a childhood of carnivals and crying. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1634falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bathroom-buddies--58198497http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6518Tue, 30 Jun 2020 21:53:21 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets a few ideas at Casey’s while Bob doesn’t eat fresh. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1861falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bake-n-trade--58198468http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6514Tue, 23 Jun 2020 15:58:10 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets a booth and goes out to eat with strangers, while Miles excites the locals with his hot pie. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1806falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/square-call--58198335http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6511Tue, 16 Jun 2020 13:32:09 +0000Bob LeMentMiles has a tough time finding the remote, while Bob talks about his high school square dancing experience. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1474falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/hillbilly-retraction--58198645http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6507Tue, 09 Jun 2020 18:57:32 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets corrected while Miles meets his neighbor while they are moving out. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1481falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/home-dentistry--58198390http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6504Wed, 03 Jun 2020 14:49:19 +0000Bob LeMentMiles lives out a dream, almost, while Bob is given a moment of clarity thanks to a board. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1771falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/forever-21--58198533http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6500Tue, 26 May 2020 22:01:38 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets made fun of by his mom, while Miles recalls one of the many times he was turned down. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  2217falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/junk-pick-up--58198373http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6495Wed, 20 May 2020 00:14:07 +0000Bob LeMentMiles says schnell at the drive through while Bob wonders what is going with the Facebook friend algorithm. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-63991661falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/maxi-pack--58198489http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6490Tue, 12 May 2020 13:54:46 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets to go home, while Miles has an awkward visit to his doctor. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-63991600falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/zatarains-curtain--58198372http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6486Wed, 06 May 2020 02:07:00 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets caught by the grocery police, while Bob tries to figure out the boundaries of video conferencing. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1971falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/covid-delivery--58198371http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6482Wed, 29 Apr 2020 02:04:00 +0000Bob LeMentBob compliments and critiques, while Miles toughs it out in the real world waiting on groceries. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1388falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/candy-sleeper--58198357http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6476Wed, 22 Apr 2020 02:03:28 +0000Bob LeMentMiles catches his coworker in a compromising position while Bob is pictured as mentally challenged. COVID-19 messages at https://coco.mediashower.com Call us 314-827-6399  1404falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/leg-work--58198411http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6473Wed, 15 Apr 2020 02:09:33 +0000Bob LeMentBob recalls his last visit to Miles house, while Miles puts his wife in the hospital. Call us 314-827-6399  1837falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/chokin--58198646http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6469Tue, 07 Apr 2020 23:10:12 +0000Bob LeMentMiles fantasizes about what might have been, had he known, while Bob just tries to self isolate. Call us 314-827-6399  1841falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fingerful--58198427http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6465Wed, 01 Apr 2020 02:04:29 +0000Bob LeMentBob worries about others, while Miles dreams come true, but their his wife’s. Call us 314-827-6399  2135falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/isolation-tattoo--58198381http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6460Wed, 25 Mar 2020 00:26:19 +0000Bob LeMentMiles decides how he will remember his mother, while Bob is loving the social distancing. Call us 314-827-6399  1655falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bucky-covid--58198388http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6457Tue, 17 Mar 2020 19:30:43 +0000Bob LeMentBob talks about how no one cares about the Corona virus and sings a song, while Miles gets tormented by his wife and dog. Call us 314-827-6399  1417falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tradin-twinks--58198410http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6453Wed, 11 Mar 2020 01:14:45 +0000Bob LeMentMiles buys, sells and trades with only the best of people, while Bob finds out about karate and whole lot more. Call us 314-827-6399  1700falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/gotta-ask--58198364http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6450Wed, 04 Mar 2020 02:26:15 +0000Bob LeMentBob wins at trivia again, while Miles gives advice to his wife that makes her look bad. Call us 314-827-6399  1727falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fluid-flo--58198417http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6444Wed, 26 Feb 2020 03:05:37 +0000Bob LeMentMiles crosses a bunch of lines while Bob wonders if he has been rude to a nice waitress. Call us 314-827-63991612falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/danger-cookies--58198526http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6440Wed, 19 Feb 2020 02:51:41 +0000Bob LeMentBob falls for a cookie mirage while Miles takes a few short cuts to the urinal, the neighbors and the ER. Call us 314-827-6399  1826falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/puddin--58198376http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6436Wed, 12 Feb 2020 02:15:16 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets a bite to eat and a little exposure, while Bob gets some hair care advice. Call us 314-827-63991664falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ghost-dads--58198419http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6432Tue, 04 Feb 2020 23:35:00 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets the stair down from the Sunday crowd, while Miles starts up his new ghost hunting show. Call us 314-827-6399  2039falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/hair-speeder--58198509http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6426Tue, 28 Jan 2020 23:40:04 +0000Bob LeMentMiles is feeling his age, almost run down his leg, while Bob gets some therapy and a haircut. Call us 314-827-63991975falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/crab-accident--58198386http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6422Wed, 22 Jan 2020 01:49:09 +0000Bob LeMentBob barely makes it home for the show, while Miles antagonizes the local grocery clerk. Call us 314-827-63991595falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/slushies-and-socks--58198494http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6417Wed, 15 Jan 2020 02:02:04 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets a not so well deserved treat, while Bob struggles through a hospital visit. Call us 314-827-63991532falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bloody-sunday--58198420http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6413Wed, 08 Jan 2020 01:08:40 +0000Bob LeMentBob witnesses mass blood shed in the Rockies while Miles finds out the melting temperature of cheap plastic. Call us 314-827-63991988falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/polish-nostradamus-2020--58198475http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6393Tue, 31 Dec 2019 23:09:35 +0000Bob LeMentStatic Radio finishes it’s 20th year and the Polish Nostradamus predicts what might happen in 2020. 49ers over the Ravens Celebrity Deaths – Erik Estrada, Jimmie JJ Walker, Richard Thomas Smidge Kurdlebaum get record deal for country album Kathy Bates...1793falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/missing--58198434http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6389Tue, 24 Dec 2019 04:47:33 +0000Bob LeMentBob forgets when it is time to record, while Miles is thankful for his wife making him look good to his parents.  Listen to the end for a special bonus, Happy Holidays Call us 314-827-63992732falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/operating-theater--58198514http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6386Tue, 17 Dec 2019 22:58:49 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gives to charity instead of supporting the show, while Bob takes a trip to the doctor. Call us 314-827-63992046falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/stumping--58198374http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6381Tue, 10 Dec 2019 23:15:45 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets way to much help at a fast food place, while Miles can’t handle a few inconveniences. Call us 314-827-63991810falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/unwanted--58198435http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6378Tue, 03 Dec 2019 23:50:11 +0000Bob LeMentMIles gets ditched by his family on Thanksgiving while Bob is both amazed and apauled by the wait staff. Call us 314-827-63991528falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/original-g--58198473http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6374Wed, 27 Nov 2019 00:42:12 +0000Bob LeMentBob visits a haunted hotel while Miles tries to bring down a happy worker. Call us 314-827-63991973falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/burp-band--58198378http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6370Tue, 19 Nov 2019 23:09:57 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets down with the GMOs while Bob looks for a gas leak. Call us 314-827-63992144falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/penny-shots--58198391http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6366Tue, 05 Nov 2019 23:58:00 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets overtaken by zombies while Miles wins big. Call us 314-827-63991621falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/da-coach--58198485http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6363Wed, 30 Oct 2019 00:24:45 +0000Bob LeMentMiles throws a bomb at the Halloween party while Bob watches a few to many documentaries. Call us 314-827-63991604falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cell-coats--58198499http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6358Tue, 22 Oct 2019 21:49:40 +0000Bob LeMentBob witnesses crime, while Miles commits one at the cell phone shop. Call us 314-827-63991725falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dual-urinals--58198387http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6355Tue, 15 Oct 2019 20:56:21 +0000Bob LeMentMiles buddies up to folks at the comic con urinal while Bob braves the streets that Miles couldn’t in Decatur. Call us 314-827-63991781falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/deep-mags--58198486http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6350Tue, 08 Oct 2019 21:46:40 +0000Bob LeMentBob travels to Paradise Walmart while Miles gets recognized at the local pizza place. Call us 314-827-63991710falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/swimgap--58198383http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6345Wed, 02 Oct 2019 00:07:49 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets an eyeful at the creek while Bob has fajitas with a smile. Call us 314-827-63991683falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/chic-in-a-box--58198496http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6341Wed, 25 Sep 2019 12:50:06 +0000Bob LeMentBob is angered and elated by another persons mistake, while Miles true self becomes revealed. Call us 314-827-63991583falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/detachable--58198421http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6337Wed, 18 Sep 2019 16:02:32 +0000Bob LeMentMiles has an idea, Bob realizes it is a 90s song. Call us 314-827-63991369falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pizza-flower--58198418http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6333Wed, 11 Sep 2019 12:55:25 +0000Bob LeMentBob has some light shed on his public persona, while Miles gets confirmation of his fantasies. Call us 314-827-63991717falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/eastwood--58198465http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6330Wed, 04 Sep 2019 16:04:06 +0000Bob LeMentMiles tells school tales, while Bob meets a very judgmental server. Call us 314-827-63991518falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/spankenstein--58198412http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6326Tue, 27 Aug 2019 20:10:17 +0000Bob LeMentBob finds an unwanted stranger in the hotel bathroom, while Miles attracts the older ladies Call us 314-827-63991862falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/desireeville--58198462http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6323Wed, 21 Aug 2019 13:03:04 +0000Bob LeMentMiles visits Desiree’s new house and feeds her nachos while admiring her couch while Bob tries to understand what this is all about. Call us 314-827-63991497falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/random-strangers--58198507http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6318Wed, 14 Aug 2019 03:03:24 +0000Bob LeMentBob wraps up the southwest adventure with tales of roadside strangers and Air BnB’s while Miles lives vicariously. Call us 314-827-63992339falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scooby-doo-bunkhouse--58198500http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6314Wed, 07 Aug 2019 02:53:21 +0000Bob LeMentMiles can’t stop laughing about pillows, while Bob tells the tale of a mystery visitor. Call us 314-827-63991716falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dtown--58198431http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6309Tue, 23 Jul 2019 12:46:11 +0000Bob LeMentBob shows his street cred, as Miles locks the doors on his way to see some Bears in Decatur. Call us 314-827-63992326falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/theme-song--58198649http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6304Tue, 16 Jul 2019 13:11:57 +0000Bob LeMentMiles wonders why people are looking at him funny, while Bob has accepted that it just happens. Call us 314-827-6399    1729falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/kracwow--58198536http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6300Wed, 10 Jul 2019 14:39:06 +0000Bob LeMentBob and Miles mock Smidge while he talks about his recent trip to Poland. Call us 314-827-6399    2535falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/shut-the-f-up--58198396http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6295Tue, 02 Jul 2019 13:09:28 +0000Bob LeMentMiles has a teachable moment, while Bob finds proximity is the issue. Call us 314-827-6399  1623falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/woody--58198478http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6290Tue, 25 Jun 2019 18:56:12 +0000Bob LeMentBob sits back to hear Miles toy story. Call us 314-827-6399  1794falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sayonara--58198406http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6286Wed, 19 Jun 2019 17:59:24 +0000Bob LeMentMiles is still hurting from his autograph session, while Bob bids farewell to the hotel. Call us 314-827-6399  1598falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/down-bear--58198395http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6281Wed, 12 Jun 2019 11:57:31 +0000Bob LeMentBob is stuck in purgatory, while Miles gets his dreams of big sigs smashed. Call us 314-827-6399  1787falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/buffet--58198534http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6276Wed, 05 Jun 2019 12:29:01 +0000Bob LeMentMiles visits his wife’s childhood home, while Bob watches a buffet get spoiled. Call us 314-827-6399  1733falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/recycled-whipped-cream--58198448http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6267Wed, 22 May 2019 01:27:50 +0000Bob LeMentBob and Miles will be back soon with new shows.  Working through some weird and difficult times.  Take Care folks. From February 1, 2012 Bob is stuck in the 80s while Miles is exploring his inner Annie Lebowitz. Call us 314-827-63991556falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/recycled-mceclipse--58198423http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6265Fri, 17 May 2019 01:18:55 +0000Bob LeMent  From May 23, 2012Bob thinks there is something new on the dollar menu, while Miles searches for a sign from the heavens. Call us 314-827-6399  1900falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rummage--58198443http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6259Tue, 07 May 2019 23:06:00 +0000Bob LeMentBob picks up the free zines while Miles pays top dollar for anything C Bears related. Call us 314-827-6399  1784falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mothman--58198521http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6251Wed, 01 May 2019 01:49:09 +0000Bob LeMentMiles sits right back and here’s a tale from Bob and his son. Call us 314-827-6399  2409falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/delivery--58198446http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6245Wed, 24 Apr 2019 01:02:13 +0000Bob LeMentBob can’t make a choice, while Miles is still looking for his keys. Call us 314-827-6399  1841falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-visiting--58198453http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6239Wed, 17 Apr 2019 02:34:50 +0000Bob LeMentMiles hangs with the grateful dead, while Bob takes in a eulogy. Call us 314-827-6399  1684falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/comiccon--58198447http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6234Tue, 09 Apr 2019 22:48:26 +0000Bob LeMentBob spends seconds with a celebrity, while Miles body shames everyone, but himself. Call us 314-827-6399  2839falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/autostalk--58198520http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6229Wed, 03 Apr 2019 11:33:26 +0000Bob LeMentMiles follows sports legends around bathrooms, while Bob gets stuck in the city. Call us 314-827-6399  1959falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/refills--58198436http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6223Wed, 27 Mar 2019 01:52:18 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets too much of a good thing, while Miles ruins his good thing. Call us 314-827-6399  1914falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/flush--58198449http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6218Wed, 20 Mar 2019 01:12:50 +0000Bob LeMentMiles hits the road with his bro, while Bob highlights a long business trip. Call us 314-827-6399  1928falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scoutin--58198425http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6213Wed, 13 Mar 2019 02:07:02 +0000Bob LeMentBob hates Daylight Saving Time while Miles hopes to score some cookies. Call us 314-827-6399  1191falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rock-whiz--58198445http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6208Wed, 06 Mar 2019 11:42:49 +0000Bob LeMentMiles speculates while Bob talks of flying rocks and opening doors. Call us 314-827-6399  1715falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fast-5--58198458http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6203Wed, 27 Feb 2019 03:29:03 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets his oils changed while Miles gets hygiene tips. Call us 314-827-63991850falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-booth--58198433http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6198Wed, 20 Feb 2019 02:53:08 +0000Bob LeMentMiles loses his signal while Bob is forced into a root beer float. Call us 314-827-63991717falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/splash-down--58198444http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6193Wed, 13 Feb 2019 03:08:17 +0000Bob LeMentBob can’t believe what is happening, while Miles deals with personal issues. Call us 314-827-63991697falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-tale-of-two-pussies--58198437http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6187Tue, 05 Feb 2019 23:24:31 +0000Bob LeMentMiles tries to do the right thing, while Bob is attacked in his sleep. Call us 314-827-63991549falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/like-miles--58198498http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6181Wed, 30 Jan 2019 00:19:07 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets told he is rude, while Miles is hunting for likes. Call us 314-827-63991619falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cave-in--58198463http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6173Wed, 23 Jan 2019 00:49:24 +0000Bob LeMentMiles is moving the Man Cave while Bob defends his friends right to public nudity. Call us 314-827-63991773falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/weather-ladder--58198491http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6168Wed, 16 Jan 2019 02:43:53 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets into crafts while Miles becomes a meteorologist.  1601falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/polish-nostadamus-2019--58198451http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6163Wed, 09 Jan 2019 02:04:12 +0000Bob LeMentMiles breaks out the crystal ball while Bob tries to figure out how accurate he was last year. The Polish Nostradamus predicts the year 2019.  1. KC over Dallas – PN says its a lock 2. Smidge K starts Joan Jett tribute band, he is Joan – band name...2187falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/guest-runner--58198525http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6159Tue, 01 Jan 2019 23:39:57 +0000Bob LeMentMiles starts his training while Bob declares Miles year in the spotlight. Call us 314-827-6399  1354falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/xmas-tip--58198454http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6154Tue, 25 Dec 2018 17:49:48 +0000Bob LeMentBob tells of an ode to a tree gone wrong, while Miles get more points at the ER. Call us 314-827-6399  1609falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bingo--58198460http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6149Wed, 19 Dec 2018 02:09:32 +0000Bob LeMentMiles takes his show on the road, while Bob dreams of VanLife. Call us 314-827-6399  1791falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cuz--58198441http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6145Wed, 12 Dec 2018 11:41:35 +0000Bob LeMentBob sings about reindeer, while Miles takes on a new role. Call us 314-827-6399  1737falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/poohba--58198518http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6140Wed, 05 Dec 2018 02:24:24 +0000Bob LeMentMiles takes up Cosplay while Bob gets some cross country scratchers. Call us 314-827-6399  1692falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/housewife-fires--58198471http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6136Tue, 27 Nov 2018 22:20:19 +0000Bob LeMentBob makes a statement with fire, while Miles gets lured in. Call us 314-827-6399  1687falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fantastic-shabbos--58198428http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6132Wed, 21 Nov 2018 22:07:10 +0000Bob LeMentMiles has got nothing, while Bob unleashes the Fantastic Beast. Call us 314-827-6399  1387falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bohemian-mother--58198505http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6128Wed, 14 Nov 2018 02:14:10 +0000Bob LeMentBob takes in the Queen biopic, while Miles finds out what his mom really thinks of him. Call us 314-827-6399  1654falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bonfire--58198459http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6124Wed, 07 Nov 2018 00:43:04 +0000Bob LeMentMiles freezes at a bonfire, while Bob meets Smidge. Call us 314-827-6399  1800falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/punkin--58198495http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6120Wed, 31 Oct 2018 02:00:18 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets reprimanded while Miles goes on safari. Call us 314-827-6399  1849falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sex-quiz--58198503http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6116Wed, 24 Oct 2018 00:08:58 +0000Bob LeMentMiles and Bob take a sex quiz, the results are not easy to swallow. Call us 314-827-6399  1836falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/famous-neighbor--58198527http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6112Wed, 17 Oct 2018 01:14:33 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets recognized while Miles gets a free peek from his neighbor. Call us 314-827-6399  1836falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/banana-dream--58198442http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6107Wed, 10 Oct 2018 01:55:50 +0000Bob LeMentMiles goes to see Patch Adams while Bob enters a world of bananas. Call us 314-827-6399  1695falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/stunt-pup--58198450http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6103Wed, 03 Oct 2018 01:58:49 +0000Bob LeMentBob channels Louie Anderson while Miles deals with his puppy. Call us 314-827-6399  1549falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/double-vision--58198506http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6099Tue, 25 Sep 2018 20:59:33 +0000Bob LeMentMiles gets a new servant, while Bob can’t believe his eyes. Call us 314-827-6399  1562falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/faul-garden--58198440http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6095Wed, 19 Sep 2018 01:57:25 +0000Bob LeMentBob has a tough time at the Olive Garden, while Miles marvels at the Lennon McCartney relationship. Call us 314-827-6399  1489falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/toby-cat--58199053http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6091Tue, 11 Sep 2018 22:18:26 +0000Bob LeMentMiles hangs out with the cable guy, while Bob tries to solve a mystery. Call us 314-827-6399  1633falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/canadian-tourists--58199056http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6086Wed, 05 Sep 2018 02:10:07 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets the once over at DQ, while Miles happens upon some Canadians. Call us 314-827-6399  1956falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/guest-neck--58199051http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6082Wed, 29 Aug 2018 01:37:00 +0000Bob LeMentMiles answers his door naked again, while Bob almost doesn’t leave lunch. Call us 314-827-6399  1639falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/drunk-dial--58199057http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6078Wed, 22 Aug 2018 01:03:36 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets confronted with a confusing scam, while Miles has relatives over. Call us 314-827-6399  1752falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/miles-junk--58199055http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6074Tue, 14 Aug 2018 02:08:35 +0000Bob LeMentMiles junk gets in the way, while Bob tries to help Miles stay lazy. Call us 314-827-6399  1573falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bag-camp--58199054http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6069Wed, 08 Aug 2018 01:40:48 +0000Bob LeMentBob becomes disoriented while Miles gives away furniture and steals others souls. Call us 314-827-6399  1387falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/easy-greasy--58199042http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6065Tue, 31 Jul 2018 23:17:07 +0000Bob LeMentMiles can’t get a word in while Bob and guest tell a tale of traveling. Call us 314-827-6399  1857falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mitten--58199047http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6061Wed, 25 Jul 2018 01:41:06 +0000Bob LeMentBob gets ripped off while Miles loses out to a cat. Call us 314-827-6399  1323falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sinking--58199046http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6057Wed, 18 Jul 2018 01:44:58 +0000Bob LeMentMiles has the crud, while Bob tries to cope with failure. Call us 314-827-6399  1617falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/casino-store--58199052http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6053Wed, 11 Jul 2018 01:45:45 +0000Bob LeMentBob stays out late, to late, while Miles celebrates in a self-destructive way. Call us 314-827-6399  1726falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tips--58199040http://www.staticradio.com/?p=6049Tue, 03 Jul 2018 12:06:07 +0000Bob LeMentMiles tries to do the right thing, while Bob gets stuck in the check out. Call us 314-827-6399  1528falsefull