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Thanks Elon, you incredible moron.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58125720</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2023 23:44:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58125720/ag_sesh.mp3" length="109598764" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Y'allta Conference</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Mark and Justin turn a 35sec Twitter ad into an hour of ag talk. Thanks Elon, you incredible moron.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mark and Justin turn a 35sec Twitter ad into an hour of ag talk. 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A little follow up on the East Palestine disaster followed by a lighter subject: the comic genius and creator of the iconic DilBeriTO and his recent comments that have him in hot water with a Ukrainian palate cleanser to finish.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52923600</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2023 16:14:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52923600/dilberito.mp3" length="101000926" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Y'allta Conference</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Got all hands on deck for this one! A little follow up on the East Palestine disaster followed by a lighter subject: the comic genius and creator of the iconic DilBeriTO and his recent comments that have him in hot water with a Ukrainian palate...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Got all hands on deck for this one! 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Dec 2022 09:20:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52116469/black_skinhead.mp3" length="142378258" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Y'allta Conference</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What a week, folks...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What a week, folks...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5930</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50ae24e58a9434fe2170a35e4ed7b50e.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cerebral Fitness</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cerebral-fitness--52051696</link><description><![CDATA[Mark and Justin ditch the script in favor of their mental health.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52051696</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2022 09:20:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure 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Justin hates us all and said we should watch and talk about it but then shared the wrong documentary, so he really can't do anything right. We watched 2021's "4hrs at the Capitol" and boy howdy...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51762825</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2022 10:42:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51762825/lost_plots.mp3" length="113488919" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>The Y'allta Conference</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>As the midterms are about to happen, Alexandra Pelosi dropped 40min of uncut footage from the capitol on Jan 6th. Justin hates us all and said we should watch and talk about it but then shared the wrong documentary, so he really can't do anything...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[As the midterms are about to happen, Alexandra Pelosi dropped 40min of uncut footage from the capitol on Jan 6th. 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