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Scott shares a rough time in his life and follows it up with a happy ending.  5457250celebration,beer,coors,dope,drugs,freshwatersnails,happyending,isreal,masturbation,panopticon,pizza,pizzahut,porn,schlitz,straightofhormuz,tedstips,trump,vanillaice,war,whatsonyourmindtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-220-the-guys-can-t-decide-if-ted-s-a-fruit-or-a-vegetable--72177781https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72177781Wed, 27 May 2026 00:49:10 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Scott Daigre from Tomatomania and they learn that some tomatoes are perfect for eating and chucking.  Ted finally stays on the path and costs a listener a hundred bucks.  Scott lets us know his family helps him forget about the...5710alien,beer,chicago,family,friends,jenniferlopez,memorialday,michigan,mrtomatohead,seinfeld,startrek,starwars,tacobell,tedstips,tequila,tomato,tomatomania,tomatooftheyear,trump,whatsonyourmindtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-219-ted-s-key-to-life-is-money-and-spiral-staircases--72076717https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72076717Wed, 20 May 2026 00:43:21 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots figure out the key to strip clubs, the women are totally into you so go with it.  Scott shares that he loves elevators but hates the people trying to get into them.  The guys realize that everything revolves around hyperactive dogs.5270amusementparks,animalskinblankets,ballroom,boats,budgetpetmeals,denmark,hyperectivedogs,investments,iran,magicmushrooms,patrickswayze,pets,roadhouse,seattle,smartcar,straitofhormuz,tedstips,tillynorwood,trump,whatsonyourmindscotttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-218-ted-does-his-own-fecal-transplant-and-it-s-a-shitshow--71984163https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71984163Wed, 13 May 2026 00:50:43 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk shit and hope they don't get a beat down.  Ted uses his deduction skills to help a woman to dump her stalker boyfriend.  Scott says hard work is more rewarding than dumb luck.  5503bombing,china,explodingwhale,fecaltransplant,frontierairlines,germany,greece,mikevrabel,mississippi,mouseshit,nancyguthrie,petehegseth,rhodeisland,simonbiles,spiritairlines,tacos,tedstips,thescottstandard,trump,wartruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-217-ted-gets-a-hole-in-one-he-just-doesn-t-know-which-one--71882814https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71882814Wed, 06 May 2026 00:40:39 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots realize Ted knows way more than they realize, except when he doesn't.  They guys role play and they end up with really big johnson's.  Ted tells a woman's friend to help her with her get over her boyfriend and Matt says just kill her cat. 5553cheese,davidharbour,edtreatment,gasprices,gay,guiness,hegseth,iran,lilyallen,metgala,midterms,mikevrabel,newyork,northkorea,penisshots,singapore,taylorswift,thunderbolts,trump,wartruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-216-ted-learns-the-best-answer-is-sure-even-if-you-don-t-know-the-question--71720279


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Scott tells everyone that a hard life is way better than a silver spoon.  Ted tips another listener on the value of lying.  5400brucelee,cocaine,georgia,illinois,iran,isreal,lastthoughts,lizziemagee,macombopoly,monopoly,ohare,peeingintheshower,quicksand,straightofhormuz,tedstips,thescottstandard,trump,turfgrassextensionspecialist,war,yoyotruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-214-ted-decides-to-stop-quit-drinking--71169705https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71169705Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:52:13 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Zul Arifin about everything Godzilla and realize we all want to destroy a city. 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The Scott Standard becomes the gold standard. 4953adamwinrich,babysitters,batmanreturns,bombs,bullwhip,drpepper,drthunder,dysfunctionalfamilies,eliasonwhipcompany,guinessworldrecords,indianajones,iran,marijuana,michellepfieffer,mrpibb,rubikscube,savant,stopsoldiersuicide,trump,whipstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-212-ted-opens-a-drive-thru-brothel--70861695https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70861695Wed, 25 Mar 2026 00:41:09 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Angel Tracy from Miss Laura's Brothel Museum and it's all about ladies.  Ted teams up with Jackie to save a woman from having to tell the truth.  Plus there's one universal truth, if you posion your partner, never write a 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Ted.  5304bigmac,buffalo,canada,chickenwings,cocaine,crownroyal,davefather,drugs,howtobehappy,iran,iranwar,nancyguthrie,stpattysday,straightofhormuz,tedstips,thescottstandard,trump,wings,wingtastic,worldbaseballclassictruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-210-ted-divorces-chatgpt-after-he-gets-caught-cheating-with-claude--70431759https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70431759Wed, 04 Mar 2026 01:41:23 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots make sure everyone knows that Shit Alley sounds like a fun place, but you never get out clean.  Ted tells a listener not commit blackmail, unless he does his due dilegence.  Never forget AI isn't your friend, more like a shitty neighbor. 5566ai,bombing,chatgpt,cheatingwife,chickenwings,computer,cuba,epsteinfiles,godzilla,iran,italianbeef,january6th,leonardodicaprio,nippleclamps,obama,oscars,sexdolls,sinners,timotheechalamet,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-209-ted-gets-the-job-as-the-love-interest-in-primate-2--70260065https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70260065Wed, 25 Feb 2026 01:58:44 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with film critic Scott Phillips and learn that not all movies can win, but Marty Supreme is definitely going to lose.  Ted gives a listener a new catch phrase and it's pretty inexpensive.  Jackie sits in to give the show a little class.  6165beneciodeltoro,bestpicture,bugonia,frankenstein,hamnet,ice,leonardodelcaprio,martysupreme,michaelbjordan,movies,onethingleadstoanother,oscars,paulthomasanderson,rosebyrne,secretagent,sinners,tariffs,timotheechalamet,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-208-ted-and-his-best-friend-shia-lebouf-go-bar-hopping-in-new-orleans--70123058https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70123058Wed, 18 Feb 2026 01:33:55 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots help every remember basketball is now bad.  Matt has no idea how colors work and Scott can turn chaos into order.  Ted helps a listener be completely disingenuous. 5588alienabduction,badbunny,bangladesh,barackobama,basketball,bible,bidet,bobsled,bourbon,brusselsprouts,cabbage,chaos,drunkolympics,gatersnake,handjobs,harrypotter,olympics,shialebouf,tedstips,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-207-ted-s-tips-are-highly-productive--69965804https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69965804Wed, 11 Feb 2026 01:25:02 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots try to be more productive and get wiped out.  Ted tips an English fella to be a better man, Matt and Scott try to get him to go to the dark side.  Lesson one don't shit where you eat, at least in the same microwave.5338badbunny,bigmouth,brooklyn99,colorado,doritos,foodracism,italy,kidnapping,lindsayvonn,natioinalpizzaday,olympics,pickles,productivewipes,savannahguthrie,shit,superbowl,taylorswift,toilets,tommylee,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-206-ted-goes-to-the-senior-center-to-get-some-shank-practice--69774320]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69774320Wed, 04 Feb 2026 01:33:58 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots bring on a new Idiot and Scott makes sure everyone knows he's against giving away babies.  Ted sees through an obvious flex and Matt finds the perfect wedding gift for an 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01:52:40 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Chris Miller from Jerky Dynasty.  The guys learn that feeding alligators kangaroos and ostrich would make for the best jerky of all time. 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Ted has another genius tip and it hurts to admit that.  Marks movie mention wins the gold medal.  5897airportdivorce,amazon,college,epstein,football,foxnews,hazing,hegseth,khardashians,marksmoviementions,meghankelly,paternitytest,sex,stories,taylorswift,tedstips,trump,uganda,universityoftexastruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-196-ted-confuses-his-safe-word-with-his-trigger-word--68631083https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68631083Wed, 19 Nov 2025 01:39:31 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots learn more about broccoli than anyone else in the world, and it's a terrible knowledge.  The guys try to convince Timothee Chalamet not to reproduce with any Khardashian descendents.  Ted gives a great tip than ruins it by adding a...5884broccoli,churchofchrist,epsteinfiles,hooters,kyliejenner,leonardodicaprio,marksmoviementions,michelleobama,mikejohnson,onebattleafteranother,parasocial,pedophiles,pens,powerflushtoilets,seanpenn,taylorswift,tedstips,timotheechalamet,tits,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-195-ted-s-tip-leads-to-another-cruise-ship-death--68530439https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68530439Wed, 12 Nov 2025 01:21:28 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastTed throws away a chance for the Idiots to play a private country club when he tells a listener to invite homeless to camp out in front of their home.  Mark mentions a great movie and Ted makes it bad by sharing his terrible movie idea.  The guys...5930alpacino,analbleaching,bologna,carnivalcruise,chriso'donnell,jennajameson,judiasm,marksmoviementions,nancymace,porn,putin,robertdeniro,russia,scentofawoman,sex,sexdolls,southcarolina,tedstips,trump,vladimirputintruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-194-ted-gets-an-invite-to-charlie-sheen-s-ball-room--68422939https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68422939Wed, 05 Nov 2025 00:52:26 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots try not to judge Charlie Sheen because he won't do butt stuff. Ted makes sure everyone knows that bribery is better than blackmail.  Mark goes in the way back machine to mention a classic movie.  5258arnoldschwarzenegger,barackobama,charliekirk,charliesheen,chile,daylaattar,drugboats,erikakirk,gavinnewsom,georgesantos,jdvance,kurtrussel,lasvegas,nudism,pardons,robertzemekis,tedstips,trump,usedcars,venezuelatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-193-ted-tries-to-return-his-birthday-suit--68321105https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68321105Wed, 29 Oct 2025 00:41:15 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots strip down to the bare essentials and talk nudism with Matt Dell.  Ted can't follow even the simplest directions when tipping the listener.  The guys have another champion on the show, it's totally 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PodcastThe short version has the Idiots talking to a father and son team trying to find the right combination to bring home a championship. 693bbq,brisket,chili,cookoffs,food,foodfights,indiana,indianapolis,peppers,spicy,trump,worldfoodchampionshipstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-192-2-the-idiots-go-on-a-road-trip-to-the-world-chili-championship-pt-2--68245486https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68245486Wed, 22 Oct 2025 21:39:19 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with a husband and wife that not only love chili, but they love each other enough to compete against each other and live to talk about it.  Steve and Jackie sit in again and are blown away by the food ad the spectacle.  The guys also...3040bbq,chili,food,foodfights,indiana,indianapolis,peppers,smokers,spicy,steak,taylorswift,worldfoodchampionshipstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-192-1-the-idiots-go-on-a-road-trip-to-the-world-chili-championship-part-1--68232073https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68232073Tue, 21 Oct 2025 21:25:09 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots head to Indianapolis for the World Food Championships Chili Cook-off.  Part 1 of 4.  The beginning of the middle.  1588beans,bush'sbeans,chili,cooking,duke,foodfights,indiana,indianapolis,marksmoviementions,spices,steak,tedstips,worldfoodchampionshipstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-191-ted-learns-he-is-special-without-effects--68142888https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68142888Wed, 15 Oct 2025 00:55:48 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots have a terrifying talk with special make-up effect artist Tom Devlin.  Ted helps a kid pick which branch of the military he should join and it's not the Salvation Army.  Matt proves he's a scardy cat at heart.  6082badbunny,conversiontherapy,fridaythe13th,google,governmentshutdown,halloween,ice,lasvegas,marksmoviemention,monstertheedgeinstory,nfl,petehegseth,porn,protests,supremecourt,tariffs,tedstips,teninchmutantturtles,tomdevlinsmonstermuseum,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-190-ted-gets-lucky-at-the-liquor-store--68055119]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68055119Wed, 08 Oct 2025 00:51:53 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots go over the entire pee spectrum and Ted realizes he's not on it.  Ted uses the emergency room as an emergency plan to escape doggie fashion shows.  Mark's movie mention puts the fear of DeNiro in everyone.]]>58341dollarcoin,badbunny,faith,ice,iceblock,kristinoem,marjorietaylorgreene,marksmoviementions,nationalpropaneday,nfl,onlyfans,pdiddy,piss,porn,robertmorris,taylorswift,tedstips,tits,trump,whorestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-189-ted-learns-there-s-more-to-tailgating-than-a-chair-and-a-bottle--67958595https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67958595Wed, 01 Oct 2025 00:59:42 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talked with Mike Lang to set up the perfect tailgate.  Ted helps a mom and dad keep a predator out of the house.  The guys try to help the fans in Japan through their beer crisis. 6174anotherpintplease,chicagobears,chicken,chili,chips,deportations,drinking,golf,greenhatchchiles,ice,joeylagona,marksmoviementions,meat,mikelang,oldfashioned,sausageballs,tailgating,tedstips,trump,worldfoodchampionshipstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-188-ted-was-born-with-a-cereal-spoon-in-his-mouth--67871821https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67871821Wed, 24 Sep 2025 00:37:02 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots spend the show helping listeners get healthy and fly straight.  Ted's tip is literally a tip.  He suggests dick milk is the best way to have cereal.  Mark's tip is SUPER!5497airplane,bowling,carnivalcruise,charliekirk,chrissyteigen,departmentofwar,dogs,ediblepaper,hitler,jimmykimmel,johnlegend,kaitlynreilly,michealkeaton,nuclearbombs,patagonia,pentagon,superman,taylorswift,trump,wellnesstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-187-ted-s-service-dog-can-sense-when-he-needs-a-drink--67785969https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67785969Tue, 16 Sep 2025 22:31:23 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Tianyi Zhang about senses and how they get us to buy McDonalds fries and start going to Starbucks again.  Mark tells everyone that all you need is flashing lights and a cherry pie to make him happy.  Ted tips a listener to 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 6075appleairtag,biden,chicagobears,colinhanks,crackerbarrell,elonmusk,florida,football,jonbenetramsey,marksmviementions,newyork,phillieskaren,snapchat,spirithalloweenstore,taylorswift,tedstips,tomhanks,traviskelce,trump,westpointtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-185-ted-turns-epstein-island-into-honey-moon-getaway--67605619https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67605619Wed, 03 Sep 2025 00:46:16 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots decide that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce can't do anything new and really should think about moving to the moon.  Ted helps a listener realize that cats are the worst pets ever.  Mark makes an offer we can't refuse.  The guys realize...5735ac/dc,bjthomas,blueorigin,boobs,bradpitt,elonmusk,kamalaharris,marksmoviementions,masturbating,michaelbjordan,onlyfans,rudygulliani,scarlettjohansen,snl,taylorswift,tedstips,traviskelce,trump,usda,warrenbuffettruefullhttps://voteforeted.com/https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67524091Wed, 27 Aug 2025 01:02:28 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots argue baldness and realize there are no winners, only losers.  If you go to a WNBA game make sure you can throw.  Ted tries to covince a woman to be a better person and Mark and Matt take the low road.   5895bobodenkirk,colinfarrell,discodemolition,forestwhitaker,halleberry,ice,jaredfogle,kilmarabregogarcia,marksmoviementions,newyork,pga,phonebooth,pizza,rickiefowler,subway,taylorswift,tedstips,traviskelce,trump,wnbatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-183-ted-s-dildo-net-business-is-back--67351838https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67351838Wed, 13 Aug 2025 00:35:09 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Gary Wasdin from the Leather Archives and Museum.  The fellas learn that sometimes bad is good.  Ted talks a woman into wearing a meat dress to teach her boyfriend a lesson.  5215bondage,chicago,dc,dildo,dildonet,hilton,internationalmrleather,jesuits,kaitlinclark,kink,loyola,marksmovientions,obama,stupidsonly.com,tedstips,theleatherarchives,troops,trump,vegan,wnbatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-182-ted-orders-pizza-for-the-forest-folks--67264514https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67264514Wed, 06 Aug 2025 00:56:58 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Jon Porter from Chicago Pizza Tours and learn that Ted has a Dominos Pizza obsession.  The guys come up with a great money making idea.  All you need is diabetes and a doctor's note.  Sister Jackie sits in and aces the pizza quiz.   6339altonbrown,chicago,chicagopizzatours,dessertpizzas,epsteinfiles,guyfieri,instagram,lasvegas,marksmoviementions,obama,pennsylvania,pepperoni,pizza,powerball,prescriptiondrugs,stlouis,tedstips,thatpickleguy,tiktok,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-181-a-nightmare-on-ted-street--67210489https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67210489Fri, 01 Aug 2025 00:35:36 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Dr. Lisa Cromer about nightmares.  Matt's nightmare happens every week when Ted shows up for the show.  Ted helps the tipper by helping her boyfriend realize he isn't special or unique.  5125alaska,beer,deionsanders,drlisacromer,insomnia,instagram,karruechetran,marksmoviementions,moose,nationalchilidogday,nightmares,pizza,planecrash,poison,sleep,tedstips,tiktok,trump,universityoftulsa,visastruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-180-ted-wins-the-gas-station-chili-cheese-dog-cook-off--67080546https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67080546Wed, 23 Jul 2025 00:38:00 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Mike McCloud from the International Chili Society and Mark gets invited to join the cook-off.  Ted helps a woman decide whether to figure out if her boyfriend sucks or check the web to know it.  The guys help everyone avoid the...5146bushsbeans,ceo,chili,chiliqueens,coldplay,cosbyshow,eatgreatchili,edcurry,hilaryclinton,internationalchilisociety,kristinoem,malcolmjamalwarner,nfl,obama,ozzyosbourne,spain,texas,trump,vicclinco,worldchampionchilicookofftruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-179-ted-s-burner-phone-warehouse-in-cambodia-gets-pig-butchered--66991168https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66991168Wed, 16 Jul 2025 00:17:33 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots decide to run a home hot dog eating contest.  The only rule was the hot dogs had to have everything on them.  Ted explains how everything works and Matt loses his ability to speak.  Mark mentions a great unwatchable movie.  5297airlines,bigbeautifulbill,clevelandbrowns,cocaine,colinferrel,deaththreats,donaldtrump,donjohnson,elonmusk,golf,haslem,jeffreyepstein,joeychestnutt,kimjongun,ouijaboard,pedropascal,pigbutchering,tesla,thehotspot,virginiamadsentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-178-ted-sends-text-messages-with-a-ouija-board--66904778https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66904778Wed, 09 Jul 2025 00:33:11 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with John Kozik from the Salem Witchboard Museum in Salem Mass. Ted tells a couple to vacation anywhere she picks so the sex doesn't dry up.  The Russian goverment has a new reality show.  Can you catch a bullet?4494bigbeautifulbill,cellphones,diddy,dogs,google,guns,jaguar,marksmoviementions,micronesia,musk,ouijaboard,russia,salemwitchboardmuseum,syria,talkingboard,tedstips,theexorcist,trump,tuckercarlson,vladimirputintruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-177-this-week-s-movie-mention-is-spongeted-sweatpants--66827373https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66827373Wed, 02 Jul 2025 13:25:00 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots donate their entire fortune to Wikipedia since Ted is stealing everything from the website.  The Freaky Tuesday works perfectly, Ted thinks he's Mark and Mark wishes he wasn't.  Matt's song is nominated for a Grammy.  5321arizonadimondbacks,baseball,boston,chicago,diddy,fopo,golf,jeffbezos,ketelmarte,killermice,laurensanchez,london,oprahwinfrey,orlandobloom,philadephia,spongebob,trump,uk,usga,whitesoxtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-176-ted-plays-the-genetic-lottery-every-week--66733489https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66733489Wed, 25 Jun 2025 00:20:13 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots decide if you are going to run a drug empire, make it a family affair.  Ted pussies out on his tip and loses the job to Mark.  Sometimes you can get married without even knowing it.  5962biden,dominos,handjobs,jdvance,jerseymikes,littleceasers,lottery,marksmoviementions,minnesota,obama,onlyfans,papajohns,pimp,pizzahut,sandiego,sex,taylorswift,tedstips,trump,ufotruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-175-teddar-cheese-hits-the-black-market--66597218https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66597218Wed, 18 Jun 2025 00:50:16 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk cheese and life with Adam Muskowitz from the Cheese Monger Invitational.  With 2000 cheeses ask yourself how many cheeses do you need to try before you can't chew anymore. Ted tells a listener to sex her husband to show up on time. 5808adammuskowitz,adamzimmern,anthonybourdain,beautifulrind,buschbeer,bush,caputos,cheesemongerinvitational,chicago,donaldtrump,elonmusk,flatulence,france,jeffbezos,marksmoviementions,mommysmilkcheese,newyork,standardmarkets,tedstips,wholefoodstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-174-ted-was-thrown-out-with-the-bath-water-as-a-teenager--66518676https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66518676Thu, 12 Jun 2025 00:51:44 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots figure out that torture can be a fun thing, when it's done right.  A quick reminder when you kill a beaver it's best to keep it to yourself or kill the other guy too.  Sometimes being a trailblazer can be a dumb thing.  5832beachboys,beavers,biden,crownroyale,flightattendant,ginger,keanureeves,marksmoviementions,parenthood,prison,rkelly,robertdeniro,rollingstones,russia,stevemartin,taco,tedstips,themonkees,trump,ukrainetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-173-ted-s-clone-gets-attacked-by-coked-up-fruit-flies--66388378https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66388378Wed, 04 Jun 2025 00:56:11 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots figure out that doing the splits in public never turns out well.  Tom Selleck misses out on Indiana Jones and being the third Idiot.  His career never recovered.  Ted shares his motivation on motivation.  5463biden,capgrassyndrome,cocaine,cocainefruitflies,crownroyale,elvis,hotdogfest,indianajones,livviedunne,lsu,marksmoviementions,omaha,stalkers,tariffs,taylorswift,tedstips,tomselleck,trump,tupak,yelptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-172-ted-finds-out-his-name-means-chimp-in-japanese--66303613https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66303613Wed, 28 May 2025 00:22:13 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots take a trip down memory lane and run into Ricky Schroder.  Teds tips a woman n Japan to make sure she vsits Japan.  Mark hits another home run with his movie mention.  6659denzelwashington,donaldtrump,elk,grapes,history,instagram,jesus,lesgrossman,marksmoviemention,memorialday,montana,obama,oklahomahighschools,pdiddy,royalcaribbeancruises,sarahjessicaparker,tedstips,tomcruise,tomselleck,tropicthundertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-171-ted-s-bucket-list-begins-and-ends-with-a-freak-off--66177575https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66177575Tue, 20 May 2025 23:56:30 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots realize they live in cheap beer heaven and are never far away from an X-Rated theater.  Teds helps a guy with his bucket list and the list should get tossed in the bucket.  The fellas would wait in line to see Lethal Weapon 5, if that line...5680bradmiller,bucketlist,diddy,golf,harveyweinstein,jdvance,kidrock,maga,marksmoviementions,millionaire,nationalguard,pepsi,popeleo,porn,southerncomfort,tedstips,trump,vegas,walterhill,xratedtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-170-ted-opens-a-pants-optional-movie-theater--66079104https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66079104Wed, 14 May 2025 01:19:29 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk summer blockbusters with film critic Scott Phillips.  The guys warn everyone never to go to the movies with Ted.  Whatever you do don't order the Blizzard at Dairy Queen  if you see Toxic Avenger.70214dmovies,5dmovies,amyadams,bobodenkirk,dakotajohnson,gameofthrones,happygilmore2,karatekid,marksmoviementions,marlonbrando,michaelbjordan,michaelcaine,movies,pedropascal,runningman,russia,sinners,spinaltap2,tedstips,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-169-ted-shoplifts-water-while-staff-is-distracted-by-a-woman-choking--65988122https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65988122Thu, 08 May 2025 01:13:55 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots try to get Ted to save his own life, but they can't find a water bottle anywhere.  The guys realize theres no such thing as a fun kidnapping.  5562bushbash,cpr,eyelashes,florida,generalmotors,guns,hazing,knives,lacrosse,mcdonalds,nationalpackagingday,pdiddy,redcross,russia,scottphillips,tariffs,taylorswift,texas,trump,ukrainetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-168-ted-heads-to-new-orleans-to-drink-with-the-bulls--65799197https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65799197Wed, 30 Apr 2025 00:38:12 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots learn that you don't always have to run away when someone is chasing you with a bat.  Ted gives another good tip then makes sure to cover it in puke.  The guys realize the key to a long marriage starts with the word millions. 5105a1,airportfreakouts,anotherpintplease,bigeasy,dolphlundgren,drinking,ghana,instagram,kimkhardashian,mikelang,missionimpossible,neworleans,nolabulls,petehegseth,stolenpurse,taylorswift,tedstips,tomcruise,trump,youtubetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-167-ted-needs-a-fax-machine-repairman-asap--65672319https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65672319Wed, 23 Apr 2025 00:58:31 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots try to talk about science stuff, but Ted turns it into sweat pants talk.  Ted finally really actually helps someone with his tip.  Mark's movie mentions a silent movie and the dead air is creepy. 5820amazon,blueorigin,chaplin,hegseth,homelandsecurity,jeffbezos,katyperry,kevincostner,marksmoviementions,northdakota,outerspace,pope,porn,purse,schrodingerscat,signal,tedstips,trump,turnips,yellowstonetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-166-ted-s-dna-is-worth-nil--65587391https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65587391Wed, 16 Apr 2025 00:52:42 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots have 1.8 billion reasons to trust the folks in South Carolina.  Ted has trouble telling the differnce between dating and sexual harrassment.  The guys realize there's nothing better than a giant Rubik's Cube. 5771baberuth,china,credenceclearwaterrevival,direwolves,easter,elsalvador,harvard,heismantrophy,hesgeth,maga,marksmoviementions,nil,nipples,pizza,sethrogan,southcarolina,tariffs,tedstips,tennessee,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-165-ted-gets-a-cowboy-s-digits-at-a-dude-ranch--65448178s too hard to get off. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65448178Wed, 09 Apr 2025 00:45:33 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots get a Dire Wolf as an emotional support animal.  The guys find out that a Dude Ranch doesn't just have dudes.  If you absolutely have to fly, don't wear spandex, it s too hard to get off. s too hard to get off. ]]>6327abeautifulmind,annawolfe,arnoldschwarzenegger,boobs,brettfarve,direwolves,foxnews,jessewaters,marksmoviementions,merylstreep,mickeymouse,patmcafee,pulitzerprize,russelcrowe,sexdols,snowwhite,southcarolina,tarriffs,tedstips,tsatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-163-ted-tips-a-scientist-in-antarctica-and-all-hell-breaks-loose--65115498https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65115498Wed, 26 Mar 2025 00:10:55 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots learn that every language has a word for boobs.  Drinking in Chicago has come full circle, and that circle is full of drunks.  Don't trust any kids selling you cookies, unless they have the sceince to back them up!6173airlines,benaffleck,fda,girlscoutcookies,golf,jenifercastro,longisland,marksmoviementions,mlb,musk,petehesgeth,southafrica,stpatrciksday,tedstips,tetas,texasrangers,thetenderbar,titties,trump,warplanstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-162-ted-tells-snow-white-she-needs-to-lose-the-dwarves--64823367https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64823367Wed, 12 Mar 2025 00:45:52 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots are behind a robot takeover and would like to welcome our mechanical overlords.  Ted tries to get a listener to lawyer up and Matt goes for the shit on the doorknob approach.  Mark's movie mention is trick question.  5691captainamerica,darrenbeattie,disney,dwarves,elonmusk,galgadot,google,isreal,karolineleavitt,marksmpviementions,peterdinklage,putin,ritz-carlton,roevwade,sabra,snowhwite,tedstips,tesla,trump,wikipediatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-161-ted-turns-pillow-fighting-into-naptime--64704599https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64704599Wed, 05 Mar 2025 01:47:46 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with the CEO of Pillow Fighting Championship Steve Williams.  Ted tries to help a guy impress the ladies, but ends up getting him to buy a used Yugo.  Mark does a nice tribute to Gene Hackman with his movie mention.   5436danawhite,denzelwashington,espn,fighttruck.com,genehackman,japan,johnoliver,magnuscarlsen,marksmoviementions,nationalmustardmuseum,newenglandclamchowder,nil,pillowfightingchampioinship,powerslapping,tedstips,theocho,theroyaltannenbaums,trump,ufc,youngfrankensteintruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-160-empty-is-ted-s-trigger-word--64574406https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64574406Wed, 26 Feb 2025 01:09:50 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots start predicting the future and somehow Ted's in charge.  Ted thinks the muppets are real and wants to fight Kermit.  Mark reviews In Bruges and Ted compares it to The Joker.  The best job in the zoo is cock blocker.5705airjordans,angola,australia,brookfieldzoo,diddy,foxnews,hitler,honey,keanureeves,maine,marinamarchese,marksmoviementions,muppets,nationalclamchowderday,nike,popefrancis,rayliotta,sex,tedstips,ushertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-159-ted-queef-s-his-way-into-the-guinness-book-of-world-records--64443086https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64443086Wed, 19 Feb 2025 01:52:25 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Kimy Winters, The holder of the Guiness World Record for loudest belch by a woman.  Ted doesn't help a woman pick which roommate is her favorite but he does make sure no one is posioned.  The guys remind everyone to be nice, even...5412abba,arizona,belching,doge,frecklefacestrawberry,gingers,gottalentespana,guinessworldrecord,hulkhogan,juliannemoore,kenricklamar,kimycola,lordoftherings,musk,nritiansgottalent,serenawilliams,stevenasmith,superbowllxi,taylorswift,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-158-ted-stars-in-a-one-man-show-mommie-dearest--64332364https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64332364Wed, 12 Feb 2025 02:06:14 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots have a great talk with film critic Scott Phillips.  Ted realizes he's secretly in love with Angela Basset.  The guys are hoping Kid Rock and Lauren Bobert have twins.  One to rule the world, the other to destroy it.  6693adrienbrody,angelabasset,beyonce,chiefs,demimoore,denzelwashington,eagles,emiliaperez,fridaythe13th,jamesbond,jdvance,kanyewest,kidrock,laurenbobert,maga,oscars,rottentomatoes,taylorswift,thebrutalist,timotheechalamettruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-157-punxsutawney-phil-sees-ted-6-more-weeks-of-drinking--64196237https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64196237Wed, 05 Feb 2025 00:52:28 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots have decided that they wanna be NASCAR drivers.  Ted leaves specific directions that if Tiger Woods assissinates him all golf courses should be burned down.  Mark does a great Movie Mention today.  5401biancacensori,bobbybrown,chiefs,condoms,eagles,godzilla,grammys,jadensmith,jdvance,kanyewest,kylebusch,liquor,marksmoviementions,nickcannon,patrickmahomes,pdiddy,taylorswift,tedstips,trump,willsmithtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-156-ted-is-genetically-predisposed-to-repeating-himself--63981472https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63981472Wed, 29 Jan 2025 02:11:50 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Mike Jack who holds the world record for eating 100 Carolina Reaper faster than anyone on the planet.  Ted is currently trying to get his medical degree to get a look at his medical records.  The guys have decided not to travel to...5879buttburn,canada,carolinareaper,conceptionbeginsaterection,edcurry,grooming,guinessbookofrecords,iowa,italy,joeychestnut,kansascitychiefs,masturbation,mikejackeatsheat,parishilton,pepperx,tedstips,trump,vegan,vicclinco,youtubetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-155-ted-gets-nil-out-of-the-transfer-portal--63794771https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63794771Wed, 22 Jan 2025 01:54:55 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talked with Michelle Meyer from NIL Network and learned more about college sports than anyonoe should. Forget reading and writing, its all about running and tackling.  If you go to North Korea don't order the hot dog with everything.  Only...5744biden,bojackson,congress,facebook,football,golf,instagram,mikejack,nil,nilnetwork,onlyfans,reaperpeppers,shaduersanders,studentathlete,taylorswift,tedcruz,tedstips,tiktok,transferportal,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-154-ted-plans-a-drink-a-thon-fundraiser-for-la--63694854https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63694854Wed, 15 Jan 2025 00:26:05 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots come up with some terrible ideas for new movies.  Matt threatens Ted with great bodily harm if he doesn't put his phone away.  The guys find a great discount vagina surgeon.  Always schedule on twofer Tuesdays. 5644beyonce,brookeshields,elonmusk,emiliaperez,gulfofamerica,indianauniversity,kanyewest,lafires,madisoncawthorn,marksmoviementions,mattgaetz,netflix,nil,pdiddy,ryangosling,ryoyoshizawa,stripclub,tallahassee,tedstips,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-153-ted-travels-back-in-time-and-forgets-how-to-get-home--63607317https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63607317Wed, 08 Jan 2025 00:58:31 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots figure out how to have an eternal erection and there's only an upside.  It's official Ted is a negative Nelly.  The guys go in the way back machine and can't come back.  5608alpacino,basketball,chicago,doge,elonmusk,goldenglobes,jimbelushi,johnritter,magnuscarlsen,marksmoviementions,mississippi,peoplemagazine,prositution,robertdeniro,taylorswift,tedstips,triatholon,trump,twitter,xtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-152-ted-goes-to-law-school-and-gets-a-degree-in-court-jestering--63552078https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63552078Fri, 03 Jan 2025 01:58:09 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots decide giving money to random woman that ask might just come back to bite you in the ass, if you give them enough.  Ted decides that all felonies aren't created equal.  Mark figures out that we can't make Kim Khardashian disappear no matter...5981binarytrigger,birdpoop,dickpics,gaetz,justinbaldoni,marksmoviementions,mattgaetzunderagedcheese,neworleans,newyears,nra,resolutions,ryanreynolds,santa,sextrafficking,taylorswift,tedstips,timotheechalamet,tombrady,trump,virginstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-151-trump-names-ted-his-new-pedophile-czar--63364419https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63364419Wed, 18 Dec 2024 01:05:33 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe fellas figure out they spend most of their days conditionally drunk.  Ted tries to talk a woman out of her sweat pants.  5865annehathaway,bible,buffet,christmas,gadhimaifestival,ghandi,hindu,interstellar,marksmoviementions,matthewmcconaughey,michaelcaine,morganwaller,noah,peta,rudolph'srevenge,stripsearch,taylorswift,tedstips,timetravel,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-150-ted-smokes-his-beets-by-dre--63260564https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63260564Wed, 11 Dec 2024 01:51:17 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with champion grill master Christie Vanover.  She explains the difference between select and prime. Being select seemed so cool.  The fellas decide they'd rather work in the warehouse than be CEO. 5606beatsbydre,ceo,christievanover,christmas,girlscangrill,grilling,holidays,mcdonalds,mikelang,nationalparks,pagers,smokedwhiskey,stevenraichlen,taylorswift,tedstips,trump,unabomber,unitedhealthcare,usairforce,usarmytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-149-ted-gets-detention-in-acting-class--63135623https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63135623Wed, 04 Dec 2024 16:02:36 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots start a new sports league and its gonna knock you on your ass.  Ted tells a listener to use the post it method to save heartbreak.  The guys figure out that some movies are more Wicked than others.  6223bigbangtheory,christievanover,crownroyal,deerhunting,heroin,iceland,jackblack,jakepaul,kaleycuoco,kashpatel,lasertag,marksmoviementions,miketyson,netflix,paintball,penguins,rfkjr,spam,tedstips,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-148-ted-wants-to-be-the-king-of-his-bee-hive--62961413https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62961413Tue, 26 Nov 2024 23:57:39 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots learn about the world of honey with world famous honey sommelier Marina Marchese.  Ted blows everyone away with a tip that needs no interpretation.  Sister Jackie joins the trio and its a bee hive of action.  5959bees,chicago,congress,girlscangrill,honey,honeyfordummies,jfkjr,kingtut,marinamarchese,marjorietaylorgreene,marksmoviementions,mattgaetz,mead,nationalcakeday,spammuseum,taylorswift,tedstips,thanksgiving,traviskelce,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-147-ted-s-spider-monkey-uses-his-spam-radio-to-call-for-help--62823937https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62823937Wed, 20 Nov 2024 02:00:29 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots are planning on filling their back yard with super-fun deadly animals.  The guys plan a cruise down a garbage filled river in a hot tub.  We learn that Spam might just be the reason we get to live in the world's greatest country.  5928bears,china,hamradio,hawaii,hormel,marksmoviementions,mcdonalds,monopoly,oreos,queen,russia,spam,spammuseum,spidermonkeys,taylorswift,tedstips,texas,trump,wolverineanddeadpool,worldwar2truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-146-ted-tries-to-smoke-his-turkey-but-he-can-t-get-it-lit--62712771https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62712771Wed, 13 Nov 2024 01:47:24 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots help a listener with a jaded past control his future.  The fellas talk with Mike Lang again and he makes Thanksgiving into Christmas with only a grill.  Ted gives the greatest advice ever, be a river it can never go back.5537anotherpintplease,beer,chicagobears,cooking,grill,gyms,harris,holidays,mikelang,planking,smashingpumpkins,spatchcock,taylorswift,tedstips,thanksgiving,trump,turkey,webergrills,workouts,wrigleyfieldtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-145-ted-s-nothing-burger-is-overcooked--62615624https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62615624Tue, 05 Nov 2024 01:39:12 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots realize you should never take a ride from Jesse Waters, you will end up pregnant.  The fellas help listeners who've had a run in with the law.  If you went to a P Diddy party, it's the perfect time to tell everyone you didn't have any fun...6981dallas,election,elonmusk,elvispresley,foxnews,harris,harrypotter,joerogan,kensingtonpalace,london,marksmoviementions,president,taylorswift,tedstips,tekashisixnine,texasstatefair,trump,tuckercarlson,vote,weirdaltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-144-ted-gets-tattooed-at-costco--62547720https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62547720Tue, 29 Oct 2024 23:23:16 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots finally figure out what Bill Belichick and his girlfriend talk about on their dates.  The guys decide that Costco is the place to go to meet the person of your dreams.  No matter what Kim Kardashian says killing your parents is bad.6127afghanistan,billbelichick,bulgaria,costco,harris,iraq,kimkardashian,kurtrussel,lilyallen,marksmoviementions,onlyfans,pdiddy,sophieschoice,taliban,tattoos,taylorswift,tedstips,tombrady,trump,walmarttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-143-ted-hires-an-al-pacino-look-alike-to-do-his-taxes--62468254https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62468254Wed, 23 Oct 2024 00:09:07 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots help listeners make sure they never lose 50 million dollars, unless it's a really great party.  The fellas find out the folks in Texas are afraid of lots of some crazy ass shit!662824hoursexparties,alpacino,beheading,conanobrien,deadlifting,donaldtrump,exercise,forestwhittaker,halloween,kamalaharris,marksmoviementions,oregonducks,pdiddy,podcast,spongebob,taffyapples,taylorswift,tedstips,texas,unhousedtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-142-ted-plagiarizes-his-own-memoirs--62380240https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62380240Wed, 16 Oct 2024 01:31:05 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots dispel the rumor all beer is good.  The fellas figure out sometimes winning the election can get you in over your head!7386adamsandler,anusbleaching,barstoolsports,budweiser,deadspin,fentanyl,jessewaters,joebiden,kansascitychiefs,marksmoviementions,melaniatrump,mexico,millerlight,pdiddy,phonesex,sopranos,taylorswift,tedstips,timwalz,willsmithtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-141-the-idiots-plan-a-road-trip-to-bulgaria-and-ted-s-driving--62277813https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62277813Tue, 08 Oct 2024 00:49:16 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots and Sister Jackie help Idaho Senator Dan Foreman figure out where home is.  The guys need a hideout now that the Mexican/Bulgarian drug cartel is after them. 7182beyonce,captainfantastic,cartel,costco,donaldtrump,election,farting,fema,jayz,jussiesmollett,justinbeiber,kamalaharris,marjorietaylorgreene,marksmoviementions,pdiddy,taylorswift,tedstips,timotheechalamet,viggomortensen,willsmithtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-140-ted-s-new-gym-is-all-crown-no-diet--62187818https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62187818Wed, 02 Oct 2024 00:27:08 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots try to help gubenatorial candidate Mark Robinson look slightly less pervy, and fail miserably.  What's a state fair without a gun, shit! 6583camping,cannesfilmsfestival,golf,joerogan,johnamos,markrobinson,marksmoviementions,oprahwinfrey,pencils,peterose,rv's,starwars,statefaoroftexas,taylorswift,tedstips,thethreeburials,tommyleejones,topflite,trump,washingtonredskinstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-139-ted-uses-the-force-to-make-an-endless-crown-and-diet--62097120https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62097120Tue, 24 Sep 2024 23:57:55 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastTed finally joins the gym and it's not going to end well.  Mark and Matt nearly come to blows because of Star Wars.  It's official the Olympics is the worst thing ever.!6431caitlinclark,cheating,courtneylove,davidgrohl,deadpool,freakoffs,grandcanyon,leonardodicaprio,marksmoviemnetions,olympics,pdiddy,planetfitness,ryanreynolds,starwars,taylorswift,tcuwomensbasketball,tedstips,tiktok,trump,weightliftingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-138-ted-gets-grilled-about-his-new-workout-regimen--62003235https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62003235Wed, 18 Sep 2024 00:50:41 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots, minus Mark, learn the ins and outs of great grilling with author Mike Lang.  Matt decides the sequel to 1 Beer Grilling might involve a keg.  58151beergrilling,anotherpintplease,barbecue,beer,boeing,donaldtrump,elonmusk,greenparty,kamalaharris,mikelang,pdiddy,planking,sportsillustrated,steveraichlen,taylorswift,tedstips,thebarbecuebible,tjhooker,webergrills,worldjigsawpuzzlechampionshipstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-137-ted-s-giving-tree-has-a-monkey-branch--61331286https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61331286Wed, 11 Sep 2024 00:25:26 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots debate debating and lose badly.   Mark mentions one of the greatest movies of all time.5911bestbuy,brittanymahomes,caprisun,christianslater,harris,humantrafficking,jdvance,johncusack,marksmoviementions,mikelang,mormons,presidentialdebate,simonebiles,sketchers,spain,swansontvdinner,taylorswift,tedstips,timballard,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-136-teds-starts-an-uber-eats-convoy-in-his-honda-fit--61256911https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61256911Wed, 04 Sep 2024 00:19:51 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots get a convoy going.  The fellas share their brushes with greatness and it gets sexy.7029amazon,bradpitt,convoy,crownroyal,cwmcall,danielcraig,georgeclooney,jamesbond,marksmoviementions,markwahlberg,neilarmstrong,netflix,olympics,patrickmahomes,statefairs,statefarm,tedstips,therock,truecrime,ubereatstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-135-ted-cooks-up-his-tips-in-an-air-fryer-and-gets-burned--61178782https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61178782Wed, 28 Aug 2024 00:00:20 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots help elected officials every keep their pants on.  The cooking segment gets a little heated.6364canada,chicago,costco,cybertruck,deepfriedranchdressing,dnc,gratefuldead,jeffdabe,joelembiid,marksmoviementions,masturbating,minnesotastatefair,motherinlaw,pakistan,pizza,rfkjr,russdiamond,taylorswift,tedstips,tencommandmentstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-134-1-ted-drinks-the-last-piece-of-the-puzzle--61097954https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61097954Wed, 21 Aug 2024 01:08:32 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots have a puzzling conversation with Valerie Coit and Heather Mueller from the United States of America Jigsaw Puzzle Association.  Ted is disappointed to learn a disectologist doesn't involve cutting anyone up.  5975barackobama,chicago,democraticnationalconvention,dubai,famousamoscookies,guinessbookofworldrecords,karenpuzzles,kristenbell,littleleagueworldseries,minnesotastatefair,neildegrssetyson,nickofferman,olympics,phildonahue,ravenburgerpuzzles,spain,taylorswift,tedstips,usajpa,worldpuzzlechampionshipstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-133-ted-tosses-his-own-taco-salad--61008090https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61008090Tue, 13 Aug 2024 00:43:13 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastMark and Ted have a Freaky Friday moment.  The Idiots figure out the best way to harass your boss, spolier, it's easier than you think!6254australia,bullfighting,cryinggame,doritos,france,handjob,jdvance,kamalaharris,lilpump,marksmoviementions,newyork,obama,olympicendingceremonies,olympics,redhotchilipeppers,scientology,snoopdog,tedstips,tomcruise,trumptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-132-ted-s-emotional-support-chimp-gets-arrested-for-rape--60952640https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60952640Thu, 08 Aug 2024 01:59:26 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots have a laugh riot with JD Vance's new joke book.  Mark shares the best places in LAX to sleep.  5857centralpark,chicagobears,emotionalsupportanimals,frontierairlines,hardknocks,jdvance,kamalaharris,marksmoviementions,olympics,parguay,philadelphia,polevaulter,rfkjr,secretservice,simonebiles,snoopdogg,tedstalltales,vanityfair,whitesox,williamshatnertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-131-ted-gets-busted-regifting-his-tips--60868646https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60868646Wed, 31 Jul 2024 00:37:06 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots decide unemployment is the safe way to go.  Matt says something nice about Ron Desantis and a small hole opens up in the Earth.5374alcapone,ar15,covid,dragqueens,ethanhawke,jfk,lastsupper,marksmoviementions,olympics,pooping,putin,robschneider,rondesantis,russia,shannondoherty,tedstips,trump,ukraine,weddings,wikipediatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-130-ted-wins-the-slip-and-slide-olympic-gold-medal--60782744https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60782744Wed, 24 Jul 2024 03:04:25 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots figure out that outer space is totally boring, but it will make your junk huge!5789chicago,donaldtrump,gratefuldead,kamalaharris,katieledecky,lasvegas,lightbeer,marksmoviementions,mikehackabee,motherinlaw,mychemicalromance,myrtlebeach,olympics,pawnshops,psilocybin,qatar,swingers,tedstips,toliettalk,vicclincotruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-129-ted-s-a-cow-chip-off-the-old-block--60647821https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60647821Wed, 10 Jul 2024 00:56:12 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Marietta Reuter from the Wisconson Cow Chip Throw Festival.  It was a real shit show!  Ted manhandles a gallon of Crown.  Ted has a genius week.5866ammunitionvendingmachines,anthonyfauci,axelf,beer,blackkeys,chicago,christmas,cowchipthrowfestival,crownroyal,eddiemurphy,golf,hotdogeatingcontest,liamhemsworth,marksmoviementions,nascar,patrickbertoletti,pornography,tedstips,wisconsin,woodyharrelsonfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-128-ted-is-elected-king-of-the-carnies-after-he-invents-crown-royale-cotton-candy--60573567https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60573567Tue, 02 Jul 2024 00:10:08 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk ice cream, movies and decapitation.  Luckily, almost no one was stabbed.   6634amusementparks,bowflex,carnivals,charliesheen,crownroyalemimosas,emergencyrooms,emilioesteves,fireworks,fourthofjuly,guiness,icecream,ireland,laserdiscs,militias,netflix,ohio,rollercoasters,sixflags,tedstips,unitedstatestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-127-ted-s-clown-school-is-now-accepting-non-pedophiles--60510304https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60510304Wed, 26 Jun 2024 00:29:53 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots invent the perfect food with nothing but dollar store ingredients.  The Kraft Mac and Cheese debate gets heated!6298anthonybourdain,ariannagrande,arnoldschwarzenegger,barackobama,beetlejuice,caseyaffleck,clowns,dollargeneral,donaldtrump,familyguy,hitler,jefferydahmer,kevinbacon,kidnapping,kraftmacaroniandcheese,laurenbobert,marksmoviementions,sherripapini,starwars,tedstalltalestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-126-matt-puts-a-safety-flange-on-ted-s-mic--60444054https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60444054Thu, 20 Jun 2024 02:25:46 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots have their number one fan join them and we are pretty sure he he will never listen again.  We also find out Golden Showers don't bring May flowers! 6837avocado,blackwidow,buttplugs,capecod,copperbullethose,dickinabox,fieldtrips,formoneyorlove,goldenshowers,jessicabiel,justintimberlake,marksmoviementions,michaeljfox,newyork,periods,swissarmyknife,tedstips,vermont,watermelon,whereswaldotruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-125-ted-finds-out-that-he-s-got-lying-in-his-dna--60355558https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60355558Wed, 12 Jun 2024 00:03:02 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots, Minus Mark, discuss the do and don'ts of hardcore drinking and revenge porn. 6032avocado,beer,cabrini,cicadas,coffee,engagement,football,fosterslager,keurig,marksmoviementions,miamidolphins,nuns,orphange,promisering,quicksand,revengeporn,tedstalltales,tedstips,tombrady,xavienhowardtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-124-ted-sits-on-a-folding-chair-of-lies--60293723https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60293723Thu, 06 Jun 2024 00:57:00 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk Balogna Fest with Cheryl Wadsworth.  Ted shows his knowledge of everything death. 6045bigfoot,camping,canada,charlizetheron,detroit,golf,hunterbiden,indiana,ketchup,outhouseraces,pabstblueribbon,roadtrips,rodneydangerfield,rupertmurdoch,swifties,taylorswift,tedstips,up,yalebolognafest,yuenglingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-123-ted-gets-a-job-as-a-bathroom-marshall-for-american-airlines--60203109https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60203109Wed, 29 May 2024 00:00:13 +0000The Real 3 Idiots Podcast  The Idiots get a collection of great spokeman for the show.   William Shatner's new album is number one on the Idiots playlist. 5632americanairlines,biden,bolognafest,captainkirk,chrispratt,cocaine,coffee,countryclub,garfield,golf,madmax,marksmoviementions,putin,samuelljackson,snoopdogg,tedstips,trump,whitehouse,williamshatner,yaletruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-122-ted-blows-his-panda-gig-at-the-zoo-for-barking-at-the-kids--60140509https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60140509Wed, 22 May 2024 23:53:50 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots figure out you can say anything, anytime, anywhere as long as you believe!  Ted finally has a tip that doesn't involve poison or hit men.  5300china,cuba,disney,ericadams,everclear,golf,harrisonbutker,juliaroberts,kristinoem,newyork,panda,peterpan,poetry,prostitutes,richardbranson,rum,steakandshake,tedstips,trump,virginairlinestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-121-ted-gets-a-beard-transplant-but-it-looks-like-shit--60037222https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60037222Wed, 15 May 2024 00:31:19 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Brad Petrinec from theGreat American Beard and Mustache Competition.   Ted convinces the accounting department of a fortune 500 company to Dutch Ride their boss. 4545beards,bestofshow,decencyday,detroit,diarrhea,faygo,greatamericanbeardandmustache,houston,mustaches,olympics,plochmansmustard,scottsigler,steakandshake,taylorswift,teddyroosevelt,tedstips,tomselleck,trump,vernonsgingerale,zztoptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-120-ted-s-new-cancer-free-cologne-sells-out-in-15-minutes--59935622https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59935622Thu, 09 May 2024 01:29:37 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots decide to write their memoirs, and figure out they are gonna need a really big box of crayons.   Ted has a great business idea, that is gonna make Matt and Mark rich!4799beards,beer,bookbanning,canada,chicagocubs,connecticut,girlscouts,giselebundchen,indianajones,internationaldwarfsportsfedera,katelindley,kevinhart,kimjungun,kristenbell,kristinoem,tedstips,texas,tombrady,virginia,vladimirputintruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-119-ted-thinks-everyone-with-an-accent-works-at-outback-steakhouse--59758845https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59758845Thu, 02 May 2024 00:44:05 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots try to figure out how to exit traffic Ted.  Mark sings Boz Scaggs, better than Boz Scaggs.6172alicecooper,australia,chicagobears,chicagohorrorfilmfest,christianbale,exittrafficking,gisellebunchen,golf,ironmaiden,kristinoemi,madonna,marksmoviementions,mothergoose,plochmansmustard,taylorswift,tedstips,thedrop,thesudan,tomhardy,tradwifetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-118-ted-brings-his-special-popcorn-bucket-to-the-horror-film-fest--59623804https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59623804Wed, 24 Apr 2024 00:48:59 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with CJ Vecchio the director of the Chicago Horror Film Fest and realize every day is a scary movie.  The Idiots help Billy lie about being a famous cricket player.5308bananahammock,bears,chicago,chicagohorrorfilmfest,cjvecchio,cookcounty,creepshow,dressedtokill,fridaythe13th,jasonvorhees,leatherface,longevity,marvel,marypoppins,studentbodies,superman,tedstips,theevilthree,waltdisney,winniethepoohbloodandhoneytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-117-ted-gets-groped-by-squatters-on-an-airplane--59496252https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59496252Wed, 17 Apr 2024 01:18:18 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots have sister Jackie in the studio and everyone on the cruise ship goes overboard.  Ted 6850airplanegroping,bangingyourcousin,bradleycooper,burnt,cruiseships,cuba,florida,golf,gordonramsey,hookers,houston,idaho,kentucky,marksmoviementions,mtrainer,oldstyle,squatters,tedstips,tennessee,teslatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-116-ted-fakes-his-own-birth-and-he-has-the-certificate-to-prove-it--59407403https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59407403Thu, 11 Apr 2024 00:21:45 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots try to figure out which parts are them and which parts are pig.  Ted shows that he would be an excellent baseball coach.  5929aarp,alpo,canada,chicago,florida,irs,kentucky,ladybirdlake,licoricepizza,marksmoviemention,mollyringwald,newmexicostateuniversity,pigs,prison,seanpenn,stumblinin,tedstips,thefirstomen,vanhalen,vicegolftruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-115-ted-s-having-a-solar-eclipse-party-in-his-basement-glasses-optional--59269861https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59269861Wed, 03 Apr 2024 00:54:55 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots do what they can to keep old people from running us all down.  Ted decides that being Vice President is for assholes. 6450aaronrodgers,barbershop,catalyticconverters,charlizetheron,chrishelmsworth,coreyfeldman,coreyhaim,dreamalittlecream,lyft,madmax,marksmoviementions,reedsgingerale,robertkennedyjr,solareclipse,tedstips,tomhardy,uber,vanmorrison,vicegolf,willsmithtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-114-there-s-no-way-ted-s-a-narcissist-he-s-just-a-plain-old-idiot--59189506https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59189506Tue, 26 Mar 2024 23:38:14 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with human behavior expert Thomas Erickson and learn that they are not special in any way.  6361bodylanguage,cults,dentists,donaldtrump,florida,idiot,india,joebiden,narcissist,nazis,nougat,philadelphia,psychopaths,roberthare,sociopaths,surroundedbyidiots,sweden,tedstips,thomaserickson,vicclincotruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-113-ted-comes-in-last-at-an-artificial-intelligence-hot-sauce-challenge--59106370https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59106370Wed, 20 Mar 2024 00:03:05 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk heat with the king of hot sauces Vic Clinco.  Ted shows that Dear Abby's daughter needs to find a new job.  6180acefrehley,alicecooper,bluesbrothers,cajohns,carolinareaper,dearabby,guinessbookofworldrecords,halfmoonbaytradingcompany,hotones,hotsauce,hotshots,illinoishotsauceexpo,ladybirdlake,manversusfood,motleycrue,superhot,tedstips,tommylee,unitedsauces,vicclincotruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-112-1-ted-becomes-poetry-champ-and-chatgpt-accepts-the-trophy--59078389https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59078389Sun, 17 Mar 2024 15:47:04 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Philip Meersman the co-founder of the World Poetry Slam.  Ted tells a fun story about Joseph Stalin for the fifth time. 6015annlanders,arnoldschwarzenegger,brazil,brussels,burningman,chicago,dearabby,golf,indiana,lalapalooza,mexico,phonesex,porn,rio,ronaldreagan,slimshaka,tedstips,togo,vladimirputin,worldpoetryslamtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-111-ted-breaks-up-a-ladyboy-fight-with-big-dick-nick--58953358https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58953358Thu, 07 Mar 2024 01:37:35 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots discuss the intricacies of bowling alley maintenance, then are attacked by Thai sex workers.5954benffleck,bowlero,canada,clerks,donaldtrump,elonmusk,flying,kevinsmith,marksmoviementions,mars,moon,onenightinbangkok,spacex,spiritairlines,taylorswift,tedstips,thailand,torontoargonauts,traviskelce,worldpoetryslamtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-110-the-newest-girl-scout-cookie-teddy-tastics-sell-out-in-ten-minutes--58840963https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58840963Tue, 27 Feb 2024 01:13:27 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots create the perfect cookie. Twice the Caffiene and all of the THC! Still 100% vegan and gluten free.5765bowling,bryancranston,craigslist,girlscoutcookies,golf,harleydavidson,joelosteen,johnnywier,marksmoviementions,olympics,pickleball,stevecarell,stevienicks,taralipinski,tedstips,thailand,tiktok,tinder,tompetty,tonyrobbinstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-109-ted-island-is-officially-declared-a-trash-vortex--58746004https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58746004Tue, 20 Feb 2024 00:41:47 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Geography expert Alastair Bonnet and learn that dogging is something you do with friends. Never forget that Solylent Green is People.6684alastairbonnet,andrewzimmern,at&t,dogging,islands,neildegrassetyson,neilyoung,newyork,oldstyle,pacifictrashvortex,pirates,psychogeography,rice,russia,sandyisland,tedstips,tennessee,tonga,unrulyplaces,urinetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-108-ted-gets-tedded--58690265https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58690265Thu, 15 Feb 2024 00:40:24 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots try their hardest not to help listener Amanda with her "boyfriend" problems. The dictionary as we know it is about to change.5873chicago,drewpeterson,elonmusk,iowa,kentucky,kidnapping,lionelrichie,marksmoviementions,oldstyle,oscars,paulnewman,rebamcentire,rivian,russia,sextoys,tedstips,tesla,tuckercarlson,vasectomy,vladimirputintruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-107-ted-holds-his-breath-to-get-what-he-wants-then-realizes-he-already-has-it--58593573https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58593573Wed, 07 Feb 2024 02:32:07 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots have a relaxed conversation with Carol Cowan about breathing, then we talked about teenagers and it all went to hell.6147bermuda,breathing,brianbosworth,carlweather,carolcowan,cher,christmas,davidletterman,drinking,emotionalfreedomtechnique,golf,lilzayosama,northcarolina,powerofhabit,tedstips,theregularshow,tobykeith,uber,unrulyplaces,yogatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/106-ted-goes-back-to-school-and-finds-out-he-s-a-cancer--58526855https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58526855Thu, 01 Feb 2024 01:45:27 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots help underage kids get fake ID's and figure out how to catch your wife trying to murder you with plants from your own garden. They do their best to help!6126carolcowan,cicadas,fakeids,jamescorden,kentucky,laurenbobert,marksmoviementions,missouri,newzealand,oldstyle,onemantwoguvnors,patrickmahomes,poison,speakercity,stevemillerband,superbowl,taylorswift,tedstips,truecrime,vincevaughntruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-105-ted-sells-used-freezers-all-sales-are-final--58440649https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58440649Thu, 25 Jan 2024 03:57:38 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk a little politics and figure out that everyone hates everyone. Pick a really small hill to die on.5694aaronrodgers,argentina,buenosaires,chicago,colorado,crohnsdisease,detailsmagazine,douchebag,headinthefreezer,kelce,lionelrichie,marksmoviementions,maximmagagazineaustralia,mybodyguard,oldstyle,taylorswift,tedstips,trump,vladimirputin,yelptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-104-ted-learns-that-free-ballin-and-freediving-aren-t-free--58325772https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58325772Wed, 17 Jan 2024 02:19:26 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Dan Parsons from Freediving Central in sydney Australia. And the fellas learn not to listen to their friends with sharp objects.5828alamo,alexeymolchanov,ancestry,apnea,australia,biglebowski,conanobrien,davycrockett,dna,freediving,kristenstewart,kurtrussel,marksmoviementions,mescal,nationalgeographic,norway,ocean,oldstyle,tedstips,tequilatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-103-ted-finds-finds-a-rug-that-really-ties-the-studio-together--58247787https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58247787Wed, 10 Jan 2024 02:21:28 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to author of I'm a Lebowski, You're a Lebowski, Bill Green. Matt pisses on Ted's new rug!5204airplanes,billgreen,bobdylan,bowling,coenbrothers,dallas,dudeism,football,imalebowskiyourealebowski,ispitonyourgrave,jeffbridges,lebowskifest,lesbians,mcdonalds,nihilist,plagarism,tedstip,thedude,wfa,whiterussianstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-102-ted-s-cooking-dinner-tonight-i-m-going-to-mcdonalds--58178785https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58178785Wed, 03 Jan 2024 01:29:45 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots run for their lives from drunken kids and McDonald's employees. Ted saves a relationship then ruins a life.5481analwarts,barbrastriesand,bollywood,collegefootball,dukesofhazzard,edgeof17,florida,foodporn,freediving,ianzering,laurenbobert,marksmoviementions,mcdonalds,richardbranson,rondesantis,ryanreynolds,sharknado,tattoo,tedstips,unitedkingdomtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-101-ted-and-his-best-friend-andre-discuss-the-merits-of-wikipedia--58059581https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58059581Tue, 19 Dec 2023 15:27:14 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots recap a crazy year and then head out to dinner with their new friend Andre.6035arnoldschwarzenegger,atlantafalcons,barackobama,beargrylls,christmas,clevelandcavaliers,crownroyal,henrikfexeus,kingssingers,kissmuseum,marksmoviementions,modelo,mydinnerwithandre,operationcomfort,raisingcanes,satanictemple,scottsigler,tedstips,tehrantruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-real-3-idiots-present-a-not-so-good-christmas-story--58052913https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58052913Tue, 19 Dec 2023 00:06:08 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots share a beautiful and poignant Christmas tale, for the entire family. If your family is very messed up.582airport,blueringedoctopus,boys,capebuffalo,christmas,christmasstory,crownroyal,death,girls,murder,non-binarychildren,santa,southpole,sylvioclause,toyotatundratruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-100-ted-swears-that-is-the-best-f-c-1g-c-s-b-show-ever--58013923https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58013923Fri, 15 Dec 2023 02:25:20 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Catherine Caldwell-Harris an expert in the words of curse and things went really darn well!5963alabama,banger,billmurray,china,christmas,cursing,discord,harvard,islam,kentucky,lasvegas,marksmoviementions,putin,roadrage,samrockwell,shit,suicide,swearing,tedstips,wafflehousetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-99-ted-buys-pringles-and-laxatives-it-s-pranking-time--57924279https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57924279Wed, 06 Dec 2023 02:38:03 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots figure out Dolly Parton likes to work blue and green. It's offical Texas is the worst state ever and that includes Kentucky.6443chicagobears,costco,georgesantos,goldbars,hoboken,internetapocolypse,knifenecklace,lawyers,marksmoviementions,momsforliberty,ohio,pilgrims,pranks,pringles,skydiving,starwars,surfboard,tedstips,texas,willienelsontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-98-ted-awards-break-dancing-legend-michael-chambers-the-gold-medal--57838109https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57838109Wed, 29 Nov 2023 14:04:13 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Michael "Boogaloo Shrimp" Chambers and Ted fixes a broken bowling team.6414bowling,breakdancing,breakin",chakakhan,charlesbarkley,davidleeroth,dr.dre,edlover,johnnyweir,lionelrichie,michaeljackson,olympics,poppintaco,prince,quincyjones,sheilae,streetdancing,taralipinksi,wearetheworld,yomtvrapstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-97-ted-figures-out-that-vodka-is-truth-serum--57672928https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57672928Tue, 21 Nov 2023 16:00:52 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots solve another crime. Ted poisoned the Sheriif but he did not dismember the deputy. The Fellas figure out the road to logical lane in Ted Town is paved with Crown Royale bottles!5470atlanta,blindness,corioliseffect,coyotevsacme,eyedrops,groping,henrikfexeus,indianrunner,jfk,johnnyb,lgbtq2+kg,maquon,marksmoviementions,tedstips,thanksgiving,thordurthordenson,threedognight,timcarey,vodka,zombiedusttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-96-mark-beats-ted-to-the-toilet-question--57636927https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57636927Wed, 15 Nov 2023 02:12:29 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Tim Carey about the benefits of being average. Could the Answer to all questions be, adequacy.5427america,australia,average,dahlilama,golf,harvard,houstonastros,japan,jimharbaugh,kentucky,michaeljordan,mrt,penissize,roofie,snakes,sports,tedstip,thespinners,timcarey,woodchippertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-95-ted-starts-an-adult-babysitting-service--57549889https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57549889Wed, 08 Nov 2023 01:51:13 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots figure out how to keep the party going forever!6186calgary,capebuffalo,cocainehippos,cowboyboots,crownroyale,frenchbulldog,golf,jenniferlawrence,lasvegas,localschoolcouncils,michelleobama,nakedguys,nascar,newjersey,rondesantis,spotsylvania,tedstips,trump,tuckercarlson,windrivertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-94-ted-tames-a-cape-buffalo-in-his-mind--57463409https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57463409Wed, 01 Nov 2023 01:21:03 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Menatalist Henrik Fexeus. All three of them are heading to Stockholm to mow his yard next week.5929?,bodylanguage,capebuffalo,columbo,dalecarnegie,dating,flasks,halloween,henrikfexeus,mentalist,northcarolina,not!,psychopaths,rapport,readingminds,springfield,squeeze,thomasjane,truecrime,xboxtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-93-the-idiots-are-joined-by-the-invisible-man-and-ted-finally-asks-the-perfect-question--57375316https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57375316Wed, 25 Oct 2023 01:27:47 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots are joined by the most ghostly guest. Mr. Silent. He scares the crap out of the guys!5935acdc,charizetheron,exorcist,fridaythe13th,getout,godzilla,ispitonyourgrave,kevinbacon,monster,oralsexcancer,psycho,scottsigler,serialkiller,shapeofwater,snoopdogg,stephenking,studentbodies,tedstips,wayanbrothers,zombietruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-92-wait-i-can-vote-for-a-chimp-or-ted-what-kind-of-chimp-is-it--57280435https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57280435Wed, 18 Oct 2023 01:22:41 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Dr. james Rex from the Alliance party and they decide if you don't vote your are the idiot. Good News, Matt didn't screw up the recording. Who's too stupid to do a podcast now!5912allianceparty,amazonprime,biden,discalculia,gazastrip,hr,jimjordan,lesbianshorsetrainers,marksmoviementions,missles,olympics,tedstips,termlimits,thirdparty,totallykiller,trans,trump,tuatagliavoa,wilfordbrimley,ww2truefullhttps://voteforeted.com/https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57186602Wed, 11 Oct 2023 01:34:23 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to best selling author Scott Sigler and it's awesome. The fellas mention Wilford Brimley and thats when things really heat up! And, yes Matt fucked up and the show cut off early and we can't find the end.5882bears,concrete,druden,galacticfootballleague,halloween,ireland,johnaugust,johncandy,johnmellencamp,kathybates,lions,mailcarrier,michigan,morganfreeman,rayporter,scottsigler,skiiing,squirrels,stephenking,thecryptshakedowntruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-90-ted-still-holds-a-grudge-against-wiley-coyote--57052138https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57052138Wed, 04 Oct 2023 01:17:50 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots figure out that politics is all political. Cartoons need more violence!5919chinesehighschools,communism,dating,dogs,horrormovies,markmoviementions,melissaethridge,monsters,napping,newyork,rockandrollhalloffame,rollingstones,rondesantis,rydercup,squirrels,taylorswift,tedstips,tinaturner,tombrady,transgendertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-89-ted-chooses-a-political-party-color-and-matt-steps-in-it--56949854https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56949854Wed, 27 Sep 2023 01:23:06 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Margaret Elisabeth from the Green Party of the United States and Ted asks the unanswerable question.5964chazchopzone,chicago,climatechange,cornellwest,democrat,greenparty,hawaii,manchesteru,migrants,politics,rats,regimewars,republican,samoa,seattle,squirrels,supremecouurt,taxes,tedcruz,tedstipstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-88-ted-s-driving-to-bangkok-in-his-76-cadillac-look-out-ladies--56860561https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56860561Wed, 20 Sep 2023 00:05:14 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk geography again and it gets ugly and stupid.5575bachelorparty,bangkok,cowboys,crownroyale,edibles,electrichorseman,florida,frathouse,handjobs,laurenbobert,meltucker,nashville,pilamdaphi,sexualharrassment,somoa,talklikeapirateday,tedstips,tomwright,vibriosis,willienelsontruefullhttps://voteforeted.com/https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56788325Wed, 13 Sep 2023 14:51:52 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Robert Walters from the American Independent Party of California. Mark and Matt realize their singing dreams might be nightmares.5927americanindependentparty,badhabits,bible,california,chimpanzees,china,consitution,hotairballoon,jamesgang,marriage,president,roadrage,sextoys,taxes,toilets,vegetarians,voteforetedtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-86-ted-learns-that-yes-is-a-four-letter-word--56705109https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56705109Wed, 06 Sep 2023 00:27:11 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastTHe Idiots answer listener questions, and Ted's answewr is always yes. Today's tip is simple, kiss more ass!6243books,carolinareaper,davechappell,hotdogpotatochips,malort,marionettes,marvinstoerounders,racingwiththemoon,shreveport,siskelandebert,splashkingdomoasis,stumblin",tedstip,tomsegura,trapstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-85-ted-s-dating-app-for-chimps-hit-a-million-downloads--56631822https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56631822Wed, 30 Aug 2023 01:20:57 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Alana McKenzie Page about seduction. She doesn't dump us.5811alanamckenziepage,bradpitt,dating,datingapps,ejaculation,europe,exercise,germany,romania,seduction,sex,sexclub,sovereigndating,tombrady,wetdreamstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-84-ted-has-been-put-on-a-performance-plan--56561436https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56561436Wed, 23 Aug 2023 00:57:19 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots help a listener get fired and end up getting him a promotion. The most boring man in the world is still angry.5490chicago,coloradoriver,condos,desantis,fired,gay,hijab,humpbackchum,india,journalentries,mississippi,naked,performanceplan,pissing,poisoning,taliban,tedstips,theoutfield,utah,whitesoxtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-83-ted-plays-ding-dong-ditch-with-the-wrong-dong--56481670https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56481670Wed, 16 Aug 2023 01:29:33 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots force Jackie to listen to their terrible movie plots. Ted tries to name the show but his words make no sense.6055alabama,barbieandken,bigmikeshairydong,bradpitt,dealornodeal,florida,guns,hangings,howiemandel,lemonmeringuepieday,marjorietaylorgreene,michigan,mikepence,parents,rocky,romeoandjuliet,ryangosling,ryanrenolds,wheeloffortune,wisconsintruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-82-ted-learns-the-hard-way-between-an-otter-and-some-beaver--56408574https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56408574Wed, 09 Aug 2023 00:25:46 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk animals, murder and animal murderers. It's a shit show!5659animalattacks,bradpitt,cherrleaders,crime,florida,golf,hazing,jaguars,liquor,mickeysmalt,moviesequels,northwestern,otters,pennstate,poisonings,ralph,sequels,tedstips,vaginatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-81-ted-uses-some-dark-magic-to-make-our-guest-disappear--56341650https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56341650Wed, 02 Aug 2023 01:15:23 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots kinda talk to the worlds most boring man and it goes worse than you think. Please don't eat cats and dogs, unless you are really hungry.5554accidents,boring,buses,death,facesofdeath,fallingasleep,ghosted,hongkong,kratom,lawyers,magic,selfies,tedstips,tombrady,trials,voodootruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-80-ted-is-that-a-sharp-stick-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me--56224128https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56224128Wed, 26 Jul 2023 01:45:13 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots solve another crime with out any of the the cops from Wauconda.65805k,animalcruelty,atomicbomb,buckregal,chimp,gaurdianofnocturnalemissions,hunting,indianajones,kissing,sharpstick,smalltalk,triathalons,waucondatruefullhttps://voteforeted.com/https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56067587Sun, 16 Jul 2023 18:37:19 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots get deep into controversies and outrage. Matt's sister helps to underail the train. Ted's tip takes an interesting twist.7051desantis,drinking,elsalvador,happiness,insanity,jackie,jerryseinfeld,kidnapping,movies,murderdogs,police,politics,sexwithimmigrants,tedstips,thegreateridahomovementtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-78-ted-starts-a-chimp-riot-when-he-runs-out-of-birthday-cake--56056834https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56056834Tue, 11 Jul 2023 01:33:30 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk borders with Mike McCarter from the Greater Idaho Movement.6588ar15,bears,candybars,charlesmanson,chimps,costcofoodcourt,deathsentence,fentanyl,freepizza,greateridahomovement,idaho,ikea,machineguns,nato,oregon,politicians,riots,sweden,swingerstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-77-ted-talks-chimp-real-good--56008658https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56008658Thu, 06 Jul 2023 01:45:35 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots ramble on and Ted finds his phone very interesting.7307911,airlines,cancer,desantis,dickbiondi,fentanyl,frogs,hairlesschimps,lgbtq2+kg,lottery,neighbors,owls,patsajak,rickspringfield,robinwilliams,roblowe,snakes,studs,vannawhite,wheeloffortunetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-76-don-t-panic-it-s-just-ted--55170488https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55170488Tue, 27 Jun 2023 02:44:23 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Jorge Avalos from Operation Comfort. The figure out true crime is the best crime.6939ak47,confession,coup,desantis,florida,january6th,operationcomfort,panicattack,parades,planes,poison,putin,sanantonio,stupid,submersible,truecrime,trump,vegas,veterans,wagnergrouptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-75-i-d-like-a-nice-smash-please-and-thank-you--54528013https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54528013Tue, 20 Jun 2023 01:37:05 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk spirits with Derek and Sonja Kassebaum from North Shore Distillery and they learn that risk is good! When does the Pringles movie come out?6211absinthe,aliens,aquavit,bartender,cheetos,crime,evalongoria,gardentoglass,gin,ginandtonic,greenoaks,losangeleslakers,northshoredistillery,poptarts,pringles,prostitution,risk,smash,ufo,vodkatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-74-does-your-college-need-a-new-mascot-try-ted--54308414https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54308414Tue, 13 Jun 2023 01:09:58 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots aren't afraid of no ghosts, but vampires are scary as shit!5593aliens,alzheimers,banyantree,bears,bigfoot,chicago,desantis,florida,keggythekeg,mackmaloney,mtg,nationalparks,newcollege,paranormal,penis,poison,vampirestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-73-call-ted-s-boat-rentals-if-you-need-to-fake-your-own-death--54134191https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54134191Thu, 08 Jun 2023 00:50:37 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots solve crimes now, they've gone full square.5553beer,bowling,budlight,cruiseships,doctors,lawsuits,lawyers,liv,lorenamacquire,lpga,murder,ozempic,pga,smallclaimscourts,stalkers,strohs,target,tedstips,twittertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-72-ted-can-you-get-something-out-of-the-freezer-for-me--54047678https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54047678Wed, 31 May 2023 00:53:31 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots solve a real live true crime. Ted's tip gets 12 people fired.6012arbys,australia,birthdaygifts,crime,desantis,disney,graduation,marthastewart,outback,rocky,seniorpranks,theranos,tombrady,true,veggiemitetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-71-hey-ted-take-a-hike--53979087https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53979087Wed, 24 May 2023 01:16:36 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots convince Ted to put down his phone and get outside. Kids are cheaper pills.5736911,alcoholicguy,andes,birthcontrol,bobcat,boebert,bunnies,cannabalism,cougar,dahmer,donnerparty,ducks,golf,hikingguy,jesus,luminol,noah,oregontrail,rei,tedstipstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-70-ted-becomes-a-dead-head--53899027https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53899027Wed, 17 May 2023 01:23:16 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk death with Genevieve Kenney-Vazquez from the National Funeral History Museum. Ted gives another great tip and the guys try to figure who's helping him.6002areyouwithme,coldplate,cremation,embalming,funeral,garagedoors,gym,hearse,marilynmonroe,museum,parodysong,poison,presidents,purple,radio,tedstip,washingtontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-69-ted-gets-sauced--53784374https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53784374Tue, 09 May 2023 01:14:10 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with the Park Ridge Pitmaster, Mel Thillens from Mel's Craft BBQ.5647barbecue,desantis,eat,floridasucks,halloffame,mickeyds,quityourjob,sauce,smallbusiness,smokedmeats,softball,stevejobs,thillenstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-68-we-cut-the-mustard-ted-cut-the-cheese--53711936https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53711936Tue, 02 May 2023 01:31:55 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe idiots talk to Barry Levenson from th National Mustard Museum. Whatever you do don't walk your dog, you will die!6156alaska,cocktails,davidletterman,fightsong,gormanthomas,handlebarmustache,hepatitisa,ketchup,mustard,mustardmuseum,mustardplaster,nearlyfoods,nuts,oysters,parents,pocketmustard,pouponu,school,supremecourt,testiclestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-67-ted-sets-up-rideshare-for-marathon-runners--53690136https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53690136Sat, 29 Apr 2023 17:40:42 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots come up with a terrible way for schools to make some money. Nick Ashby from the King's Singers comes on to talk a cappella and a some closed minded-ness.6122acappella,adderall,budlight,colonoscopy,elchapo,familyfreindly,florida,heineken,kingssingers,marathons,nickashby,putin,russia,tedstipstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-66-trust-the-process-don-t-trust-the-ted--53576986https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53576986Wed, 19 Apr 2023 01:17:38 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Bill Schillings author of Sports Parenting, Creating an Environment for Success, Without oig Batshit Crazy. Ted lets everyone know that sports is like pornography.5586advice,fun,kids,pornography,sports,tedstips,tennistruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-65-i-think-our-hr-department-is-stalking-me--53497883https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53497883Tue, 11 Apr 2023 01:19:36 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots help make sure you will never be hired. Don't forget to pack a lot of socks.5968airplane,brusselsprouts,burningcart,canada,cleanse,cops,drunk,hr,kidrock,nakedgun,policesquad,pranks,socks,trans,yogurttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-64-how-many-idiots-can-there-even-be--53435359https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53435359Tue, 04 Apr 2023 01:17:08 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots bring back the ghost.558360minutes,burgerking,chipotle,fishing,guns,localschoolcouncil,marjorietaylorgreene,minnesota,porn,ptatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-63-you-can-t-spell-failure-without-t-e-d--53361039https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53361039Tue, 28 Mar 2023 01:23:04 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk epic failure with Dr Samuel West and it was fucking awesome!6102amazon,backtothefuture,blockbuster,cheetos,colgate,crypto,donaldtrump,drsamuelwest,failure,heinz,ikea,kodak,markzuckerburg,modelo,museumoffailure,tedstips,watermelonoreos,zenithtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-62-ted-don-t-be-a-drag-give-me-a-kiss--53291006https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53291006Wed, 22 Mar 2023 01:15:46 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots find out they just joined the KISS ARMY!5906freedom,harveyweinstein,immortality,kennedysuicide,kiss,lgbtq2+kg,minigolf,northwestminzuuniversity,riocasino,rondesantis,tigerwoods,tuckercarlson,vegas,womensrightstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-61-ted-gets-a-little-salty--53205955https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53205955Wed, 15 Mar 2023 01:50:07 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots learn that salt and pepper is the real deal. Mark has a new bit and Ted is jealouos5487aoc,chatgpt,gatlinburg,guns,jazlyn,laurenbobbert,momsforamerica,nba,oscars,saltandpeppermuseum,sarahhuckabeesanders,stalkers,teenpregnancy,trans,zebratruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-60-we-are-teed-off--53116610https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53116610Tue, 07 Mar 2023 02:30:46 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastPGA Professional teacher Mike Stone joins the Idiots and is nice to Ted for no reason. Matt really hates Ron Desantis. Keep an eye on the six year olds, those little bastards are dangerous.6131girlsnotbrides,golf,guns,rondesantis,sixyearolds,tigerwoods,womenshistorymonthtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-59-all-hail-ted--52871610https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52871610Tue, 28 Feb 2023 00:47:02 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastDex and Chalice from The Satanic Temple stop by to open expand our horizons. Ted wants to start cutting off body parts, right now.5527abortion,antonlavey,bodypositive,catholicism,chicago,laws,luciengreaves,mayor,performanceimprovementplan,prison,samuelalito,satancon,satanismtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-58-forget-the-hatfield-s-and-the-mccoys-it-s-the-wets-vs-the-dry-s--52796397https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52796397Tue, 21 Feb 2023 02:22:07 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastTravis Spangenburg regales us with tales from the Prohibition Era and it's fantastic. The Idiots learn a lot about a sad dark time. But there's no crying in your beer.5113alcohol,antisaloonleague,biden,callmemaybe,carrynation,cocktails,dry,ftwayne,georgia,nationalprohibitionparty,prohibition,savannah,speakeasy,stpatricksday,stpracticeday,suffrage,tampons,tigerwoods,wet,womenschristiantemperanceuniontrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-57-it-s-a-beautiful-day-for-a-podcast-let-s-do-2--52749375https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52749375Thu, 16 Feb 2023 02:04:49 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastDan Oberst and Kyle Luigs from the Savannah Bananas join the Idiots and talk Banana-Ball. Everyone figures out Ted knows nothing about baseball. Yuou think you have it rough, try being Selma Hayek. Ron DeSantis makes Florida look like his backyard.4971baseball,desantis,dismissed,georgesantos,guns,miami,peta,pigeons,savannahbananas,selmahayek,spycoveredwagonstrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-56-if-you-are-supremely-happy-and-you-know-it-good-for-you-buckaroo--52677099https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52677099Thu, 09 Feb 2023 02:05:25 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastLet's go to Oregon Illinois and eat some wild animals. If you have some free time, grab a beer and shoot some speeders, It's legal. Keep an eye out for monkey fuckers. They are everywhere!5056bambi,buckaroo,comedy,galentinesday,happiness,inlaws,johnnyb,mickeymouse,monkeys,movies,prince,scary,texasroadhouse,winniethepooh,zootrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-55-listening-to-the-show-is-torture--52622997https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52622997Fri, 03 Feb 2023 02:10:03 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe idiots tried really hard to talk to Paula from the Medieval torture Museum and fail miserably. The guys try to perform a citzen's arrest. Mark freaks out because Matt and Ted haven't voted in twenty years.5285alderleafwildernesscollege,camping,comedy,missamerica,politics,putin,rhodeislandtrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-54-turn-out-the-lights-the-parties-just-getting-started--52546283https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52546283Thu, 26 Jan 2023 01:58:50 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots remember Lin Brehmer. The fellas try to figure out how to protect themselves from rogue 6 year olds.4937carfucks,cars,comedy,discjockeys,georgesantos,guns,linbrehmer,music,school,sex,valentinesdaytrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-53-ted-will-be-the-first-one-eaten--52489697https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52489697Fri, 20 Jan 2023 02:08:55 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk survival with Jason Knight from Alderleaf Wilderness College and learn they would be the first one's voted off the the planet. We find out it's a mistake to send Ted looking for water and bigfoot hasn't road-tripped to Washington with...4841camping,comedy,edible,extreme,plants,survivaltrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-52-don-t-worry-ted-s-shooting-blanks--52407945https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52407945Wed, 11 Jan 2023 02:35:43 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots clean up their act talking to Brad Kisling from the Museum of Clean. Everyone learns that Ted's a lawyer in his spare time. We find out that kids books aren't really for kids,6259cleaning,comedy,robbery,vacuumstrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/show-51-dry-january-is-bullshit--52356349https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52356349Thu, 05 Jan 2023 00:46:43 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe idiots help George Santos learn how to be a better liar and help you when you are sticking things in your butt. Mark works on becoming the new CEO of Twitter5287buttstuff,comedy,drinking,politics,religion,russia,twittertrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-an-extravaganza-or-a-really-swell-get-together--52233222https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52233222Tue, 20 Dec 2022 03:04:30 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots recall a year of stupidity.8655comedy,friends,gay,is,tuckercarlsontrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/santa-how-do-you-turn-this-off--52181140https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52181140Wed, 14 Dec 2022 03:19:10 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk to Searah Deysach from Early to Bed about all sex toys. Elizabeth Gomez joins the guys to make sure they get it right, but they still manage to mess it up!6523buttplugs,comedy,feminism,sextoystrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-love-a-good-drag-show--52105557https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52105557Tue, 06 Dec 2022 02:32:40 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots are disbanding the Supreme Court. Be careful what you hang on your door.6242carlson,comedy,movies,tucker,voteforetedtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-much-ted-is-too-much-ted--52062509https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52062509Thu, 01 Dec 2022 03:28:50 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots get back to the basics. Don't buy a car from Ted. Yes, they ruined Hooters!5757carlson,cars,comedy,tucker,usedtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/happy-beersgiving--51923407https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51923407Thu, 24 Nov 2022 20:58:12 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastIs it another beer show, you're damn right. The guys talk beer with Brian Buckman from Illuminated Brewery.5733beer,business,comedy,untapp'dtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-i-had-a-million-dollars--51906526https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51906526Wed, 16 Nov 2022 02:01:08 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots figure out that they are only a million dollars short of being millionaires. Yes Ted is probably dead!5796true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ted-s-a-ladies-man--51846228https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51846228Thu, 10 Nov 2022 02:18:28 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk lady parts with Elizabeth Gomez and Ted learns what a clitoris is. You may be ugly hot, then again you might not be.5825chicago,comedy,ladiestrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/member-s-only--51757114https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51757114Tue, 01 Nov 2022 22:51:25 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk Penis' with Thordur Thordanson, fom the Phallological Museum in Iceland and it goes just like you think it would.3800comedy,iceland,museum,penistrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-beer-tastes-like-what--51689148https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51689148Wed, 26 Oct 2022 01:19:00 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk beer with Ryan Tracy from Beer on the Wall6053beer,comedy,explicittrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/braiding-bigfoot--51614224https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51614224Wed, 19 Oct 2022 00:51:46 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots learn all about bigfoot with Harriet McFeely the Nebraska Big Foot Lady. The guys plan a road trip!4739bigfoot,comedyfalse2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/teddy-in-the-sky-with-diamonds--51559097https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51559097Thu, 13 Oct 2022 01:24:18 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk pot with Brooks. Mark gives us a real live tips for twenties. Abraham Lincoln is so rad dude!5892cannabis,comedytrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-m-leaving-on-a-jet-plane-and-ted-s-sitting-next-me--51482555https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51482555Thu, 06 Oct 2022 01:00:05 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk travel with Mark Janus, from Janus Travel. Ted is damaged goods.4911comedy,haiwaii,traveltrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-all-in-the-cards--51411958https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51411958Thu, 29 Sep 2022 01:32:34 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots Talk with Astrologer Sue Triforo. Ted decides he's an unmasked singer. Look out Joe Rogan the Idiots are coming for you!4716astrology,comedy,tarottrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ted-knows-the-unknowable-he-just-doesn-t-know-he-knows-it--51350899https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51350899Fri, 23 Sep 2022 00:50:25 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastUFO expert Mack Maloney visits with the idiots and becomes the honorary 3rd idiot. We are not alone, Ted is always watching!4596true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-m-so-important-just-ask-me--51276263https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51276263Fri, 16 Sep 2022 01:09:28 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastWorld Peace, what's that again. The Idiots have figured out how to fix the world. Ryan Reynolds is way hotter than Tom Brady, right?4952false2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/smartest-idiots-ever--51192267https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51192267Fri, 09 Sep 2022 00:19:32 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastTed's tips are terrible for kids. Isn't marriage great! Ted talks so goodly!5781comedytrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/words-make-me-sleepy--51086128https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51086128Wed, 31 Aug 2022 01:13:45 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots are doing book club. Joe Rogan is going down, but not like on us. Helicopters are death machines!5427true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-die-unless-you-have-too--51011603https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51011603Wed, 24 Aug 2022 01:22:59 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots give you tips to live forever. Sticks and stones will break your bones. Back to the safety of the studio.5279true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-complete-360-for-a-new-direction--50944665https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50944665Wed, 17 Aug 2022 22:29:30 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk with Life Coach Jen Rose. Another Idiot has flown the coop and Ted gets to play softball, badly!4338comedy,lifetrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/omg-is-that-a-box-of-socks--50875418https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50875418Wed, 10 Aug 2022 14:28:37 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastOur first live show, our guests are a no show and then things went bad.4750comedytrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ted-ain-t-got-no-belt--50795138https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50795138Wed, 03 Aug 2022 15:12:03 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots talk weapons and can't shoot straight! The Idiots go a whole show without saying F**K, it was kinda sad.5274comedytrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/who-wants-to-go-to-brunch-ted-s-buying--50754737https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50754737Sat, 30 Jul 2022 01:44:46 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastTed is so getting tackled. Anybody want some Kool-Aid?5497comedytrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/filling-your-sock-on-the-patio--50684373https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50684373Sat, 23 Jul 2022 02:11:37 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastTed's dead person of the week. The idiots are into manscaping. Yep, Ted did some Stalin talk.5948comedytrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/prove-there-are-no-aliens-wipe-your-ass--50578336https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50578336Fri, 15 Jul 2022 03:32:02 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe second coming, was almost as good as the first. Teddy learns to never repeat himself, and he doesn't repeat himself. We are 13 billion year old hamsters.5385comedytrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bed-wetting-is-a-serious-medical-condition--50516020https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50516020Sat, 09 Jul 2022 02:52:33 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastLet them eat cock. Dungeons and Dragons are so cool dude. Who swims away from America?5182comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/nobody-knows-nothing--50441101https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50441101Sat, 02 Jul 2022 02:45:29 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe idiots wanna get the people of Alabama their sex toys. Mayo on the side please. It's against the law to do what?6000true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/turns-out-pornography-is-good-for-you--50340457https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50340457Sun, 26 Jun 2022 01:51:38 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastHistory is for losers. Ted tips himself. Don't shake hands with your left hand.5516comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/protect-the-city-free-the-titties--50233232https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50233232Fri, 17 Jun 2022 02:41:48 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastHey everybody check your license. Tires will kill us all. Matt is only kind of an asshole.4753comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/who-wants-to-hangout-by-the-bulwark-tonight--50169564https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50169564Sat, 11 Jun 2022 21:32:03 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastWatch out for the Monkey Pox and the gonorrhea tonight. Is your daughter hotter than Trump's, NOT! It's a Hitler show again.4343comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-to-make-a-good-burger-a-spatula-some-follow-thru-and-a-pinch-of-where-with-all--50056804https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50056804Sat, 04 Jun 2022 02:02:26 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastTed uses big words, No impersonations John! The idiots get sued for stupidity5619comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-re-the-corporate-fat-and-fuck-you-timmy--49882841https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49882841Sat, 21 May 2022 02:04:58 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe idiots try to figure out pap smears, the idiots are genocide free, breaking up is easy to do!5530comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-think-ted-s-having-a-stroke--49798771https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49798771Sat, 14 May 2022 21:40:56 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots applaud Amber Heard for beating men and women. Ted remembers Captain Pisspants. Ted is testing the waters in his bid for the presidency.4840comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/wax-on-wax-off-the-carrot--49684124https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49684124Fri, 06 May 2022 01:26:50 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastJohn and Matt sing a little Johnny Carson. Lingerie and dry humping makes for a goofy vacation. Guys really don't like titties.4342comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/daddy-is-that-a-gay-intersection--49577720https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49577720Sat, 30 Apr 2022 00:40:35 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastLet's get drunk and tweet! Who wants to sing the thong song? No one could write a 25 page essay without plagiarizing.5090comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dear-abby-no-one-will-listen-to-my-show--49522306https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49522306Sat, 23 Apr 2022 02:02:25 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastAmerica wins again, the Idiots decide who can be president, the verdict is in, DUMBASS14487true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-spit-on-your-breadsticks--49450548https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49450548Sat, 16 Apr 2022 02:52:25 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastVoting for two. Happy birthday your dead. Jail isn't Prison bitches4843comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/theme-park-ride-or-gay-porn--49361141https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49361141Fri, 08 Apr 2022 01:57:59 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastTed reads goodly. Cam Smith makes me horny baby. The idiot take a road trip to Fire Island.4680false1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-this-orgy-wheelchair-accessible--49307768https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49307768Mon, 04 Apr 2022 00:21:40 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastKiddie Gay Care, William Burroughs is a genius, the fish are taking over the world.3994conedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/when-life-gives-you-lemons-have-a-3-some--49205992https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49205992Sat, 26 Mar 2022 02:17:17 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThank you for dumping me. Ghost have the winning lottery numbers, you got ask nicely. Stupid dinosaurs4886comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-idiots-drop-a-load--49099412https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49099412Thu, 17 Mar 2022 23:40:40 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastMore sex tips from Ted's mom. The idiots are ready to fake their deaths.4174comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lay-back-and-enjoy-it--49036096https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49036096Sat, 12 Mar 2022 03:29:50 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastMichigan is the new Florida, Ted doesn't tip, and a birthday cake for little Hitler.3954comedy,countries,podcasttrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-idiots-are-unwell--48957836https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48957836Sat, 05 Mar 2022 02:48:53 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe idiots discuss full contact pillow fighting, Ted tells women how to find the perfect man and the list gets longer.3902comedytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/stop-giving-a-shit-right-away--48892059https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48892059Mon, 28 Feb 2022 03:14:34 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Idiots are back from Arizona and more idiotic than ever. Ted knows nothing about football, motorboating should be an Olympic sport, and cows are the most dangerous animal on the planet.4123comedy,funny,olympicstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/hooray-for-bollywood--48791681https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48791681Sat, 19 Feb 2022 03:08:37 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe Real 3 Idiots invade India. A trip to Russia. Ted and Matt tag team Hunter Biden.3827comedy,explicittruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/hey-you--48697418https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48697418Sat, 12 Feb 2022 03:01:40 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastWe start off with a huge announcement about one of our idiots. What do you do if you forget someone's name, Ted asks a burning question about the Mona Lisa, we learn too much about firemen, and much more.3934comedy,hilarioustruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ted-tickles-a-pickle--48594946https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48594946Sat, 05 Feb 2022 02:21:45 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastThe idiots try to make sense of a world where people fuck candy.3185truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/teds-mom-buys-him-a-handjob--48444909https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48444909Wed, 26 Jan 2022 02:32:02 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastWhat do you buy a man that has nothing?3236comedy,explicittruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-real-3-idiots-in-search-of-an-idiot--48371254https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48371254Thu, 20 Jan 2022 04:01:55 +0000The Real 3 Idiots PodcastWe are searching low for someone to get high.3361comedy,explicittruefull