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horrendous moms; Trump has a meltdown as he rants about Biden’s brain and other assorted hijinks that have me ticked off!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fani Willis playing the double standard; horrendous moms; Trump has a meltdown as he rants about Biden’s brain and other assorted hijinks that have me ticked off!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1327</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biden,currentevents,donaldtrump,election,faniwillis,fultoncounty,humor,opinion,pastorbobbyleonard,presidentialelection,sarcasm,sarcastic,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d40df76473e6e0b4eeeb7718ac35d427.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Another Babbling Session</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/another-babbling-session--58722374</link><description><![CDATA[Angry naked woman at a convenience store, Trump thinks he’s Elvis, using racism as an excuse and, once again, my thoughts on The Big Game]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58722374</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2024 14:00:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58722374/imported_46495332_8137_4109_a143_f06da559019d.mp3" length="22119235" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/086d7604-5b9d-4741-9bdb-d9f44ff13ede/086d7604-5b9d-4741-9bdb-d9f44ff13ede.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/086d7604-5b9d-4741-9bdb-d9f44ff13ede/086d7604-5b9d-4741-9bdb-d9f44ff13ede.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/086d7604-5b9d-4741-9bdb-d9f44ff13ede/086d7604-5b9d-4741-9bdb-d9f44ff13ede.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Roy MacDonald</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Angry naked woman at a convenience store, Trump thinks he’s Elvis, using racism as an excuse and, once again, my thoughts on The Big Game</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Angry naked woman at a convenience store, Trump thinks he’s Elvis, using racism as an excuse and, once again, my thoughts on The Big Game]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1383</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d40df76473e6e0b4eeeb7718ac35d427.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Mixed Bag of Rants</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-mixed-bag-of-rants--58504883</link><description><![CDATA[Two of the latest stupid lawsuits; 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exploding toilets at Dunkin; another alleged Nostradamus “prediction” and other assorted debacles that make our merry little world go round and round.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mayhem at McDonald’s; exploding toilets at Dunkin; another alleged Nostradamus “prediction” and other assorted debacles that make our merry little world go round and round.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1512</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>currentevents,dunkin,dunkindonuts,explodingtoilet,funny,humor,mcdonalds,nostradamus,opinionpodcast,plumbing,predictions,sarcasm,sarcastic,unfiltered</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d40df76473e6e0b4eeeb7718ac35d427.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ho Ho Ho</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ho-ho-ho--58138150</link><description><![CDATA[A chicken on a rampage at a Pennsylvania grocery store; 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I also offer my opinion on the persecution of fortune telling in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Once again, my warped thoughts and reflections on that one night of the year in which we hand out something for free and the dead are able to cross the veil and stop in for a visit. I also offer my opinion on the persecution of fortune telling in Hanover Borough, PA. Trick or treat!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3314</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>allhallowseve,fortunetelling,ghosts,goblins,halloween,haunted,hauntings,scary,spooky,trickortreat,vampires</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5265a198ee2b795e46821f755ad9b8ea.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The New Era Of Stupidity</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-new-era-of-stupidity--57194742</link><description><![CDATA[Kanye and Bianca tie the knot; Boebert gets a grip; flipping the bird to the cops and more out of control ranting to delight your cerebral senses.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57194742</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2023 12:37:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57194742/imported_5c122120_f98c_4927_9db6_800912f59e91.mp3" length="20706115" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Roy MacDonald</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kanye and Bianca tie the knot; Boebert gets a grip; flipping the bird to the cops and more out of control ranting to delight your cerebral senses.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kanye and Bianca tie the knot; Boebert gets a grip; flipping the bird to the cops and more out of control ranting to delight your cerebral senses.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1295</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7cd1782fddbb05717f7e49da139ff7a5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>October Shenanigans</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/october-shenanigans--57044312</link><description><![CDATA[Ten year old steals a car; dropping a corpse down the stairs and Trump’s plan to shoot criminals in addition to immigrants. All this rhetoric and more on this episode of the podcast]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57044312</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2023 12:06:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57044312/imported_62c2ab2f_2959_4897_86ec_ee2970fa45e5.mp3" length="20888764" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2abc2512-6e24-4a06-8028-d461d512b858/2abc2512-6e24-4a06-8028-d461d512b858.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2abc2512-6e24-4a06-8028-d461d512b858/2abc2512-6e24-4a06-8028-d461d512b858.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2abc2512-6e24-4a06-8028-d461d512b858/2abc2512-6e24-4a06-8028-d461d512b858.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Roy MacDonald</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ten year old steals a car; dropping a corpse down the stairs and Trump’s plan to shoot criminals in addition to immigrants. All this rhetoric and more on this episode of the podcast</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ten year old steals a car; dropping a corpse down the stairs and Trump’s plan to shoot criminals in addition to immigrants. All this rhetoric and more on this episode of the podcast]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1306</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d40df76473e6e0b4eeeb7718ac35d427.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Yep! 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naked guy goes to church; naked guy goes berserk in Indonesia as well as other things you probably didn't want to hear.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[10,000 new viruses discovered; naked guy goes to church; naked guy goes berserk in Indonesia as well as other things you probably didn't want to hear.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1365</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/5e5dc8dcdd6ac1f7d9f036cfa1d91868.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>As The Planet Turns</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/as-the-planet-turns--53633352</link><description><![CDATA[Arnold Schwarzenegger terminates a pothole; discussing the Alec Baldwin case; a fire breathing dragon bursts into flames at Disneyland and some miscellaneous stuff that is as irritating to me as a testicular rash.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53633352</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2023 19:13:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53633352/imported_164951ce_6ac9_4ba2_ba2c_c1e3b93ae209.mp3" length="23819075" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/68a04b28-8475-4a33-afa3-57e84267f1bd/68a04b28-8475-4a33-afa3-57e84267f1bd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/68a04b28-8475-4a33-afa3-57e84267f1bd/68a04b28-8475-4a33-afa3-57e84267f1bd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/68a04b28-8475-4a33-afa3-57e84267f1bd/68a04b28-8475-4a33-afa3-57e84267f1bd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Roy MacDonald</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Arnold Schwarzenegger terminates a pothole; 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