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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Brooke &amp; Jeffrey</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/brooke-jeffrey</link><description><![CDATA[A different kind of Morning Show]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/5297683/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Comedy</category><copyright>Copyright Alpha Media</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8888a4e632e0441319fd2415064109cc.jpg</url><title>Brooke &amp; Jeffrey</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/brooke-jeffrey</link></image><lastBuildDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2023 10:01:29 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Alpha Media</itunes:name><itunes:email>feeds@spreaker.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8888a4e632e0441319fd2415064109cc.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>A different kind of Morning Show</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A different kind of Morning Show]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><podcast:guid>7a10205f-2e35-5be8-960c-739d55e606f7</podcast:guid><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>13 Years 13 Thousand Tears</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/13-years-13-thousand-tears--51636595</link><description><![CDATA[Gabe waited 13 years to reconnect with a woman that ditched him over a decade ago. 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Radio DJ is NOT one of the top jobs where LOVE just fall in your lap… Because a new survey asked 1000 people to “Name A Job, Where you’d Have An Easy Time Getting Dates”… and I have the top answers for another edition of.... Unglued Family Feud…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>499</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's On Your Mind? - October 19</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-on-your-mind-october-19--51624989</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke is OUT on Pumpkin Patches, Jose helped someone propose, Alexis had the WURST Oktoberfest ever, and Jeffrey botch his birthday dessert order. 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Brooke didn’t CHOOSE to have the EYE-SIGHT of a Naked Mole Rat… and Alexis didn’t CHOOSE to have the driving skills of a 97 year old grand-mother… Some situations you’re just born into. And that’s also the case with… Allergies.... <br /><br />And frankly, some are more annoying than others. Thats why a new survey asked 1,000 people to “Name something you’d hate for your date to be allergic to.” I have the top answers in front of me, for another game of Unglued Family Feud.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b1519ee909bab4e6cb6ee8652168a2d7</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2022 13:28:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51608662/6986.mp3" length="8071350" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Some things in life are completely out of your control… For example, Jeffrey didn’t CHOOSE to have the WILD HAIR of Sharon Osbourne. Brooke didn’t CHOOSE to have the EYE-SIGHT of a Naked Mole Rat… and Alexis didn’t CHOOSE to have the driving skills of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Some things in life are completely out of your control… For example, Jeffrey didn’t CHOOSE to have the WILD HAIR of Sharon Osbourne. Brooke didn’t CHOOSE to have the EYE-SIGHT of a Naked Mole Rat… and Alexis didn’t CHOOSE to have the driving skills of a 97 year old grand-mother… Some situations you’re just born into. And that’s also the case with… Allergies.... <br /><br />And frankly, some are more annoying than others. 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Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7ee022cc962e7a60a1695781fc8bc4ba</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2022 17:24:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51601537/6982.mp3" length="6529499" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>409</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - October 17</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-october-17--51600608</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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Because If I learned anything from attending the LOVE SEMINAR hosted by our own BROOKE FOX (Called: “Snappin’ Necks &amp; Cashin’ Checks - It’s all about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The best thing to do when dating is… simply BE YOURSELF… said someone who’s doomed to end up alone.<br /><br />Because If I learned anything from attending the LOVE SEMINAR hosted by our own BROOKE FOX (Called: “Snappin’ Necks & Cashin’ Checks - It’s all about da Money, KA-CHING!”)… it's that…. when it comes to REAL ROMANCE, you should always, ALWAYS lead with your wallet.<br /><br />So it's no surprise, a lot of men pull out the all the STOP to impress their partner on a first date… And a new survey asked 1,000 people to: “Name Something A Guy Might Rent for A Special Date Night” and I have the top answers in front of me.... for another edition of: Unglued Family Feud]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>514</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Enraged and Not Engaged</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/enraged-and-not-engaged--51597495</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get engaged for months and so Jose is going to call and spoil the surprise while trying to maintain his head in the process.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d76980928dd8dc29fc9596eafd2c6214</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2022 13:29:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51597495/6979.mp3" length="4848049" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get engaged for months and so Jose is going to call and spoil the surprise while trying to maintain his head in the process.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Phone Tap victim has been desperate to get engaged for months and so Jose is going to call and spoil the surprise while trying to maintain his head in the process.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>304</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Get Rid Of It (Yuck) [Doja Cat Parody]</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/get-rid-of-it-yuck-doja-cat-parody--51576941</link><description><![CDATA[We hear they're big fans of our show and we're even bigger fans of them! 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>472</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Edited Your Wedding Photos</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-edited-your-wedding-photos--51575308</link><description><![CDATA[Jose calls a woman who is waiting on the final edits of the photos from her wedding day. Lucky for her, he's stepped in at the last second and he made some last-minute changes to the biggest day of her life.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">990f47ab085ec8f50d120bc990b342b3</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2022 13:30:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51575308/6973.mp3" length="4221528" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose calls a woman who is waiting on the final edits of the photos from her wedding day. Lucky for her, he's stepped in at the last second and he made some last-minute changes to the biggest day of her life.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose calls a woman who is waiting on the final edits of the photos from her wedding day. Lucky for her, he's stepped in at the last second and he made some last-minute changes to the biggest day of her life.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>265</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - October 14</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-october-14--51575309</link><description><![CDATA[When you go on a date, making a good first impression is KEY… That’s why whenever I take a lady out, I hire a guy to rob my date so I can catch him, beat him up & then return her handbag and say “Missing something?” I’ll admit, it's very expensive & often ruins the entire night… but it's WORTH IT, for me... and STILL not as bad as forgetting your date’s name.  <br /><br />And a new survey asked 1,000 people: “If you forgot your date’s name, what might you call them instead?”… Last person to guess one of the TOP answers from the list is getting shocked in another edition of… "Unglued Family Feud”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a2c1ea667f31085cebac8a5a5c906f67</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2022 13:29:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51575309/6972.mp3" length="7758717" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When you go on a date, making a good first impression is KEY… That’s why whenever I take a lady out, I hire a guy to rob my date so I can catch him, beat him up &amp; then return her handbag and say “Missing something?” I’ll admit, it's very expensive &amp;...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When you go on a date, making a good first impression is KEY… That’s why whenever I take a lady out, I hire a guy to rob my date so I can catch him, beat him up & then return her handbag and say “Missing something?” I’ll admit, it's very expensive & often ruins the entire night… but it's WORTH IT, for me... and STILL not as bad as forgetting your date’s name.  <br /><br />And a new survey asked 1,000 people: “If you forgot your date’s name, what might you call them instead?”… Last person to guess one of the TOP answers from the list is getting shocked in another edition of… "Unglued Family Feud”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>486</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - October 13</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-october-13--51567211</link><description><![CDATA[A woman got dumped by her fiance... And she posted an ick list about him to get revenge...That we have audio of! Plus, one woman was on a family vacation when her dad made a hilarious mistake that might be the funniest thing you've heard all week!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">eb9f7ef16372516560f00c23e8851dba</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2022 17:00:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51567211/6971.mp3" length="6000363" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A woman got dumped by her fiance... And she posted an ick list about him to get revenge...That we have audio of! Plus, one woman was on a family vacation when her dad made a hilarious mistake that might be the funniest thing you've heard all week!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A woman got dumped by her fiance... And she posted an ick list about him to get revenge...That we have audio of! Plus, one woman was on a family vacation when her dad made a hilarious mistake that might be the funniest thing you've heard all week!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>376</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Steve &amp; Jamie (Funny Farm)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/steve-jamie-funny-farm--51567212</link><description><![CDATA[Steve and Jamie had one of the most memorable calls of the year and after we helped them hook back up they are back to tell us how their romance has gone over the past few months!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cda610b51936bcc1cb5cab325b7ee0f4</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2022 16:59:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51567212/6970.mp3" length="15538191" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Steve and Jamie had one of the most memorable calls of the year and after we helped them hook back up they are back to tell us how their romance has gone over the past few months!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Steve and Jamie had one of the most memorable calls of the year and after we helped them hook back up they are back to tell us how their romance has gone over the past few months!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>972</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Classic Terry</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/classic-terry--51567210</link><description><![CDATA[In your new Phone Tap, we call a homeowner and tell her we used to live there and we’re great friends with the ghost that haunts her property!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">aa504cae5f9d0d8feda7ad9dd69eb3ab</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2022 16:59:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51567210/6969.mp3" length="4555478" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your new Phone Tap, we call a homeowner and tell her we used to live there and we’re great friends with the ghost that haunts her property!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your new Phone Tap, we call a homeowner and tell her we used to live there and we’re great friends with the ghost that haunts her property!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>285</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Male Best Friend Fail</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/male-best-friend-fail--51567214</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker has had a crush on her guy friend for 10 YEARS! She finally tried breaking the news with a grand romantic gesture and it backfired in the most embarassing way possible...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3cdcd786751040485837f789df1499c8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2022 16:58:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51567214/6968.mp3" length="5976539" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker has had a crush on her guy friend for 10 YEARS! She finally tried breaking the news with a grand romantic gesture and it backfired in the most embarassing way possible...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker has had a crush on her guy friend for 10 YEARS! She finally tried breaking the news with a grand romantic gesture and it backfired in the most embarassing way possible...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>374</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kyle and Sasha (Split Like A Banana)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kyle-and-sasha-split-like-a-banana--51567213</link><description><![CDATA[Leaving something in the trunk of his car might have SUNK his chances for a Second Date… but, Kyle has called us for help and we’re gonna do our best to assist!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">920340fd79b8964e3f1bb979c0dfb001</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2022 16:57:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51567213/6967.mp3" length="13741385" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Leaving something in the trunk of his car might have SUNK his chances for a Second Date… but, Kyle has called us for help and we’re gonna do our best to assist!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Leaving something in the trunk of his car might have SUNK his chances for a Second Date… but, Kyle has called us for help and we’re gonna do our best to assist!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>860</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - October 13</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-october-13--51564853</link><description><![CDATA[When i look around this room, I see a lot of SINGLE PEOPLE working on this show... 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Everyone should have an outdoor bed though, right?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>246</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - October 12</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-october-12--51555931</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>510</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Marianne and Gordon (First Date Demise)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/marianne-and-gordon-first-date-demise--51555934</link><description><![CDATA[We guarantee once you hear today’s Second Date that you’ll be cheering for single school teacher Marianne to find her true love!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6dd6aeb79d0c84a966d7f71f343d432b</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2022 17:00:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51555934/6963.mp3" length="14912506" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We guarantee once you hear today’s Second Date that you’ll be cheering for single school teacher Marianne to find her true love!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We guarantee once you hear today’s Second Date that you’ll be cheering for single school teacher Marianne to find her true love!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>933</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bank Talking Plank Walking</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bank-talking-plank-walking--51555930</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and we’re calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a special day!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8c51e7efe88f3ed12d2926518576f2b8</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2022 17:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51555930/6962.mp3" length="4149639" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and we’re calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a special day!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is starting a new job soon and we’re calling to convince him that his orientation requires a peculiar type of costume for such a special day!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>260</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's On Your Mind? - October 12</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-on-your-mind-october-12--51556267</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke was "CHEESED," Jose has his own Moneyball dilemma, Alexis watched a baseball game with Jose, and Jeffrey has a few notes for sandwich artists everywhere. 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It's time to go around the room and share "What's On Our Minds?"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>401</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lucas and Gabe</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lucas-and-gabe--51555933</link><description><![CDATA[Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. 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And admitted cheater “Brooke Fox” is clearly just coasting with her husband…. until someone hotter & more submissive comes along… <br /><br />So you ALL may be lacking in long term success... but for the short term, you’re perfectly skilled for another heart-pounding edition of… Unglued Family Feud… <br /><br />A new survey asked 1,000 singles to “Name somewhere you might pick up a date who ISN’T interested in a serious relationship.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2080e74c100d7f60684c07225b790ce8</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2022 13:37:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51554244/6958.mp3" length="7911690" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Taking a quick look around the room… this doesn’t seem like the kind of group that’s successful in serious relationships.

Jose has a strict video game &amp; nap schedule that fills his entire calendar… Alexis refuses to settle down with any man, who...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Taking a quick look around the room… this doesn’t seem like the kind of group that’s successful in serious relationships.<br /><br />Jose has a strict video game & nap schedule that fills his entire calendar… Alexis refuses to settle down with any man, who didn’t play Killmonger in the “Black Panther movies”….. And admitted cheater “Brooke Fox” is clearly just coasting with her husband…. until someone hotter & more submissive comes along… <br /><br />So you ALL may be lacking in long term success... but for the short term, you’re perfectly skilled for another heart-pounding edition of… Unglued Family Feud… <br /><br />A new survey asked 1,000 singles to “Name somewhere you might pick up a date who ISN’T interested in a serious relationship.”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>495</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Liam and Sandy (How Dare You Say I'm Sorry)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/liam-and-sandy-how-dare-you-say-i-m-sorry--51539598</link><description><![CDATA[You won’t believe how the guy in today’s Second Date managed to score a date with a Perfect 10! He got the first date, but now he needs our help trying to wrangle another…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1acbed80f6b47e247094742cef9a7cae</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2022 17:27:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51539598/6957.mp3" length="15712062" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You won’t believe how the guy in today’s Second Date managed to score a date with a Perfect 10! He got the first date, but now he needs our help trying to wrangle another…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You won’t believe how the guy in today’s Second Date managed to score a date with a Perfect 10! He got the first date, but now he needs our help trying to wrangle another…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>983</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Care or Don't Care - October 11</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/care-or-don-t-care-october-11--51539597</link><description><![CDATA[Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a83f808b570ad1f300c03140d5feae37</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2022 17:26:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51539597/6956.mp3" length="6409127" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>401</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Conflict of Interested</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conflict-of-interested--51539601</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call allowed a coworker to jump-start his love life and it’s only made things more uncomfortable around the office.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9cf4efa0a50888d0f58652355cc3206a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2022 17:25:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51539601/6955.mp3" length="14359128" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call allowed a coworker to jump-start his love life and it’s only made things more uncomfortable around the office.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call allowed a coworker to jump-start his love life and it’s only made things more uncomfortable around the office.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>898</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pop Up, Break Down</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pop-up-break-down--51539603</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners made an embarrassing mistake at work but the worst part is how he decided to COVER IT UP!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7bc5825fa771162cbaaa7ff77bcd28a0</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2022 17:24:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51539603/6954.mp3" length="5371334" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners made an embarrassing mistake at work but the worst part is how he decided to COVER IT UP!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners made an embarrassing mistake at work but the worst part is how he decided to COVER IT UP!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>336</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Balloon Party Fail</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/balloon-party-fail--51539600</link><description><![CDATA[In your new Phone Tap we call someone planning a big surprise party and let them know we’ve screwed up the entire balloon situation for them. 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You know it , you love it, let’s play some Unglued Family Feud.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3e9a4b1ca728e864d0df75f7c4501a00</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2022 13:24:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51537080/6951.mp3" length="7804692" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Come one, come all and gather round... because Ol’ Digital Jake has a query for you today. I know you’re probably ponderin’, “Jake, you sound like an old timey prospector, did you hit your head again?” Nope, I’ve just been getting in the proper...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Come one, come all and gather round... because Ol’ Digital Jake has a query for you today. I know you’re probably ponderin’, “Jake, you sound like an old timey prospector, did you hit your head again?” Nope, I’ve just been getting in the proper mindset for our shock collar question, which today is about HOLES. 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You know it , you love it, let’s play some Unglued Family Feud.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>489</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jack and Naomi (Five Finger Hangout)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jack-and-naomi-five-finger-hangout--51529303</link><description><![CDATA[Someone’s phone alarm going off in the middle of the date started the weirdest sequence of events possible… We’ll tell you about it in a brand new Second Date podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ca7375569c834726b247c36efd543cfa</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2022 17:37:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51529303/6950.mp3" length="14380444" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Someone’s phone alarm going off in the middle of the date started the weirdest sequence of events possible… We’ll tell you about it in a brand new Second Date podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Someone’s phone alarm going off in the middle of the date started the weirdest sequence of events possible… We’ll tell you about it in a brand new Second Date podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>900</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Missed Connections - October 10</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/missed-connections-october-10--51529305</link><description><![CDATA[We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! 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Instead of Nicki Minaj's "Super Bass" it's Young Jeffrey's "Scary Face!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Grant and Ashley (Boujee &amp; Busted)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/grant-and-ashley-boujee-busted--51501187</link><description><![CDATA[One of the two people in today’s Second Date got caught in a caper. (Don’t you hate when that happens?) 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And you can hear all about their scheme in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>964</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>2023 Dating Slang Terms - October 7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/2023-dating-slang-terms-october-7--51499952</link><description><![CDATA[There's new terminology entering the dating realm in the upcoming year and we learned all about them so you don't have to!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c2902f006c1213f8d50301ba646c4490</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2022 14:38:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51499952/6941.mp3" length="5674354" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's new terminology entering the dating realm in the upcoming year and we learned all about them so you don't have to!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There's new terminology entering the dating realm in the upcoming year and we learned all about them so you don't have to!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>355</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rolando the Sensual Butler</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rolando-the-sensual-butler--51499954</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim just won a “Butler for a Day” in a charity auction but what he didn’t know is he actually purchased the intimate services of “ROLANDO”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5822288ef2ae3328ebd6aed900b42e9e</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2022 14:37:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51499954/6940.mp3" length="4374083" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim just won a “Butler for a Day” in a charity auction but what he didn’t know is he actually purchased the intimate services of “ROLANDO”</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim just won a “Butler for a Day” in a charity auction but what he didn’t know is he actually purchased the intimate services of “ROLANDO”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>274</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - October 7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-october-7--51499953</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7af02e42fee95a274f22f50e4f5269a2</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2022 14:37:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51499953/6939.mp3" length="7679723" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>481</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hunk Watcher</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hunk-watcher--51499956</link><description><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a gym rat and haranguing her for “eyeing” all the hunks at the gym. She’s making people uncomfortable and it’s time everyone leaves the beefcakes alone!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9685910495be48eea9adfd7bbf118a6f</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2022 14:36:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51499956/6938.mp3" length="3712872" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a gym rat and haranguing her for “eyeing” all the hunks at the gym. She’s making people uncomfortable and it’s time everyone leaves the beefcakes alone!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a gym rat and haranguing her for “eyeing” all the hunks at the gym. She’s making people uncomfortable and it’s time everyone leaves the beefcakes alone!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>233</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - October 7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-october-7--51499958</link><description><![CDATA[Certain sounds can conjure up terrible feelings almost immediately… Nails on a chalk board will send chills up your spine… mashing two pieces of Styrofoam together can make even the toughest person cringe… <br /><br />Even the muffled tones of Pink’s “Shut up and drive” through a car stereo...........means Brooke is on the road and danger can strike at any time…<br /><br />We all can agree those sounds are MORE than unpleasant, but even more terrifying are the sounds of the unknown… And a new survey asked 1000 people “When you hear a noise coming from your basement, what do you hope it isn’t?”  <br /><br />The first three people to figure it out are safe from the shock collar in a new game we call.... Unglued Family Feud…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">53cf68e798bd1a060488d3e76c0b16cd</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2022 14:34:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51499958/6937.mp3" length="7271794" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Certain sounds can conjure up terrible feelings almost immediately… Nails on a chalk board will send chills up your spine… mashing two pieces of Styrofoam together can make even the toughest person cringe… 

Even the muffled tones of Pink’s “Shut up...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Certain sounds can conjure up terrible feelings almost immediately… Nails on a chalk board will send chills up your spine… mashing two pieces of Styrofoam together can make even the toughest person cringe… <br /><br />Even the muffled tones of Pink’s “Shut up and drive” through a car stereo...........means Brooke is on the road and danger can strike at any time…<br /><br />We all can agree those sounds are MORE than unpleasant, but even more terrifying are the sounds of the unknown… And a new survey asked 1000 people “When you hear a noise coming from your basement, what do you hope it isn’t?”  <br /><br />The first three people to figure it out are safe from the shock collar in a new game we call.... Unglued Family Feud…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>455</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Counts As Cheating? - October 6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-counts-as-cheating-october-6--51491297</link><description><![CDATA[What EXACTLY counts as Cheating? A new poll asked thousands of people in relationships and we have the results!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">db59367e3205a433c0f7604437e65bc4</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2022 17:36:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51491297/6936.mp3" length="5975285" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What EXACTLY counts as Cheating? A new poll asked thousands of people in relationships and we have the results!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What EXACTLY counts as Cheating? A new poll asked thousands of people in relationships and we have the results!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>374</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mission: Get My Mouth Back</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mission-get-my-mouth-back--51491298</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners left one unusual item over at a girl's apartment... and it's so awkward... he doesn't know how to begin the conversation around getting it back. 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His close friends and family don't know and he's certain it's going to be revealed soon, but before that happens he wants to come clean completely anonymously!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">78b255624e20f46ee278c6c63226c43c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2022 17:33:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51491299/6933.mp3" length="6418740" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker has been in a secret relationship for over a year now... His close friends and family don't know and he's certain it's going to be revealed soon, but before that happens he wants to come clean completely anonymously!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker has been in a secret relationship for over a year now... His close friends and family don't know and he's certain it's going to be revealed soon, but before that happens he wants to come clean completely anonymously!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>402</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Maryell and Pete (Adulting Out of Control)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/maryell-and-pete-adulting-out-of-control--51488555</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners took a risk and invited a guy back to her place on a first date. Ever since then, he’s been avoiding her. Did she scare him off or is there another explanation??]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">61146f9a6671100fba4e43f8095ecc8b</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2022 14:16:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51488555/6932.mp3" length="15732124" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners took a risk and invited a guy back to her place on a first date. Ever since then, he’s been avoiding her. Did she scare him off or is there another explanation??</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners took a risk and invited a guy back to her place on a first date. Ever since then, he’s been avoiding her. Did she scare him off or is there another explanation??]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>984</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You're Right I Should Quit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-re-right-i-should-quit--51488554</link><description><![CDATA[Jose is portraying an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5eab3d868fdf90b82788514f292e7503</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2022 13:50:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51488554/6931.mp3" length="4408774" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose is portraying an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is portraying an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>276</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - October 6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-october-6--51488557</link><description><![CDATA[Everybody loves a good routine…For example, Every Monday like clockwork, Jose will show each of us, individually, 15 different memes he's saved from over the weekend…. Every other day, Alexis will ask me how to spell “Synonym Rolls”, and I tell her "actually, it’s Cinnamon Rolls"…. And every morning, before the show starts, Jeffrey lets out an enormous, Soul Crushing Sigh... before he walks into the studio & begins his day…<br /><br />But, do you all follow the same routines, as the general public?.... Because a new survey asked 1,000 people to: “name something that many people do JUST once a week,”  You'll need to give me one of the TOP 5 answers... as we play another round of “Unglued Family Feud.”  <br /><br />We’ll go around the room... the last person to correctly provide an answer in the Top 5 - will be shocked while singing a song…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4fc050fa023e91c46b3a7d77191ab3d6</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2022 13:48:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51488557/6930.mp3" length="7734057" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Everybody loves a good routine…For example, Every Monday like clockwork, Jose will show each of us, individually, 15 different memes he's saved from over the weekend…. Every other day, Alexis will ask me how to spell “Synonym Rolls”, and I tell her...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Everybody loves a good routine…For example, Every Monday like clockwork, Jose will show each of us, individually, 15 different memes he's saved from over the weekend…. Every other day, Alexis will ask me how to spell “Synonym Rolls”, and I tell her "actually, it’s Cinnamon Rolls"…. And every morning, before the show starts, Jeffrey lets out an enormous, Soul Crushing Sigh... before he walks into the studio & begins his day…<br /><br />But, do you all follow the same routines, as the general public?.... Because a new survey asked 1,000 people to: “name something that many people do JUST once a week,”  You'll need to give me one of the TOP 5 answers... as we play another round of “Unglued Family Feud.”  <br /><br />We’ll go around the room... the last person to correctly provide an answer in the Top 5 - will be shocked while singing a song…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>484</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Manda and Ritchie (The Blame Game)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/manda-and-ritchie-the-blame-game--51478581</link><description><![CDATA[In the podcast you can hear the SHOCKING and UNFORTUNATE events that happened during our Second Date – and they were all totally Brooke’s fault!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">28fd3542d3ca2424e36c955bcecb4fba</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2022 16:10:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51478581/6929.mp3" length="15006965" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In the podcast you can hear the SHOCKING and UNFORTUNATE events that happened during our Second Date – and they were all totally Brooke’s fault!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the podcast you can hear the SHOCKING and UNFORTUNATE events that happened during our Second Date – and they were all totally Brooke’s fault!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>939</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sniff My Dog's Rear</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sniff-my-dog-s-rear--51478582</link><description><![CDATA[In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a dog sitter and seeing how far we can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">806a04ed617d5a4ab3dd70a35f842804</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2022 16:09:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51478582/6928.mp3" length="4638652" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a dog sitter and seeing how far we can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your new Phone Tap, we’re calling a dog sitter and seeing how far we can go to make him regret ever doing a favor for his neighbor!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>291</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>BUSTED - October 5</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/busted-october-5--51478426</link><description><![CDATA[Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">501d5ab9b3252771aa30939a7b2f0561</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2022 16:09:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51478426/6927.mp3" length="5331628" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>334</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - October 5</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-october-5--51478583</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">82a8680335388c5f0ec32577038f259f</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2022 16:08:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51478583/6926.mp3" length="7834368" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>490</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's On Your Mind? - October 5</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-on-your-mind-october-5--51478428</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke's struggling with car salespeople, Jose is selling his soul to Facebook, Alexis has an idea for an Adult Pumpkin Patch, and Jeffrey went to a Dog's Birthday party! 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It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>449</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Doogan Sends You To Valhalla</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/doogan-sends-you-to-valhalla--51477064</link><description><![CDATA[We need a last minute babysitter so we’re seeing if today’s Phone Tap victim is willing to commute out to Valhalla to help us!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b804fba391cabf8ce9780c6034a7cc6d</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2022 13:33:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51477064/6924.mp3" length="5010635" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We need a last minute babysitter so we’re seeing if today’s Phone Tap victim is willing to commute out to Valhalla to help us!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We need a last minute babysitter so we’re seeing if today’s Phone Tap victim is willing to commute out to Valhalla to help us!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>314</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - October 5</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-october-5--51476604</link><description><![CDATA[Sometimes in life, it helps to have a little extra LUCK on your side... In Ireland, finding a 4-Leaf-Clover is supposed to bring you good fortune... In England, they carry acorns in their pockets, to summon positive energy... And in musical theater, before going on stage, actors break each others legs in a bizarre, "good luck ritual". <br /><br />But one of the time honored traditions that WE ALL USE to get karma on our side.... Is throwing on a Pair... of Tattered, never-washed Lucky Underwear.<br /><br />And Alexis I know what you’re gonna say… “ Jake, for what occasions, would someone WEAR their lucky underwear? And can we play a game to figure out the answers?”<br /><br />A tremendous question Alexis, how about we do exactly that... with another round of UNGLUED FAMILY FEUD.<br /><br />100 people were surveyed and asked: Name An Occasion For Which You Might Wear Your Lucky Underwear… We’ll go around the room and the last person who fails to give me an answer in the Top 5 will be shocked while singing a song…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0698a36ebe25bf8e26f5e475acc8a90f</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2022 13:27:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51476604/6923.mp3" length="7898315" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sometimes in life, it helps to have a little extra LUCK on your side... In Ireland, finding a 4-Leaf-Clover is supposed to bring you good fortune... In England, they carry acorns in their pockets, to summon positive energy... 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And can we play a game to figure out the answers?”<br /><br />A tremendous question Alexis, how about we do exactly that... with another round of UNGLUED FAMILY FEUD.<br /><br />100 people were surveyed and asked: Name An Occasion For Which You Might Wear Your Lucky Underwear… We’ll go around the room and the last person who fails to give me an answer in the Top 5 will be shocked while singing a song…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>494</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Care or Don't Care - October 4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/care-or-don-t-care-october-4--51468420</link><description><![CDATA[Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! 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If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>362</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nick &amp; Britney (PETrifying Dinner Party)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/nick-britney-petrifying-dinner-party--51468284</link><description><![CDATA[We’ve had countless moments on this show that have left us speechless, but NOTHING tops what happened in today’s Second Date!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f7c2b4d17892fc357dc4fb2ddf1182a8</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2022 17:16:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51468284/6921.mp3" length="14540941" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’ve had countless moments on this show that have left us speechless, but NOTHING tops what happened in today’s Second Date!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’ve had countless moments on this show that have left us speechless, but NOTHING tops what happened in today’s Second Date!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>910</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Weathering My Family</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/weathering-my-family--51468286</link><description><![CDATA[Mitchell is getting ready to introduce his girlfriend to his family, but one big secret is stopping him. He’s worried that she’ll run when she hears it so he asked for our help breaking the news with an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f4bfea8ca607d67ea26dd629252ce209</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2022 17:15:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51468286/6920.mp3" length="14869456" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Mitchell is getting ready to introduce his girlfriend to his family, but one big secret is stopping him. He’s worried that she’ll run when she hears it so he asked for our help breaking the news with an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mitchell is getting ready to introduce his girlfriend to his family, but one big secret is stopping him. He’s worried that she’ll run when she hears it so he asked for our help breaking the news with an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>930</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>AirBnB With My Stepson</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/airbnb-with-my-stepson--51468424</link><description><![CDATA[We call a couple renting a place on AirBnB and tell them that everything is set up for their visit, except they’ll have to share the space with our stepson…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">17baf89674352eed0530559b2f0a6ab5</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2022 17:14:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51468424/6919.mp3" length="3583305" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We call a couple renting a place on AirBnB and tell them that everything is set up for their visit, except they’ll have to share the space with our stepson…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We call a couple renting a place on AirBnB and tell them that everything is set up for their visit, except they’ll have to share the space with our stepson…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>225</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Double Speaker Double Trouble</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/double-speaker-double-trouble--51468421</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker helped convince her best friend to SNOOP for her after starting to suspect her boyfriend was cheating... And now they've turned it into a business!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a5c490d8bd178c6d3531a917fed37216</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2022 17:13:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51468421/6918.mp3" length="6670769" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker helped convince her best friend to SNOOP for her after starting to suspect her boyfriend was cheating... And now they've turned it into a business!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker helped convince her best friend to SNOOP for her after starting to suspect her boyfriend was cheating... 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It’s just not what they’re looking for.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b8652b757d2b1ba6af09c27b27b19397</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2022 13:45:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51466282/6917.mp3" length="3252699" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alexis is calling from a salon to ask one patron to never come back again. This is a classy salon and her vibe... It’s just not what they’re looking for.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis is calling from a salon to ask one patron to never come back again. This is a classy salon and her vibe... It’s just not what they’re looking for.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>204</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - October 4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-october-4--51467513</link><description><![CDATA[Recently I was hanging out with my good friend... International Pop Sensation, Ed Sheeran... and he said something to me... to the effect of “My bad habits lead to late nights starin’ alone.” And I told him “Ted, that’s a hit song right there.”... And he said “actually, it’s Ed” & I said “Pipe down Ned. I have an idea… Bad habits.”..... And made me think ‘What are some of the most annoying bad habits?’<br /><br />So I immediately got to work... and used my thousands of dollars in royalties from Co-writing that song with Jed.... to survey1000 people about the Most Annoying Bad Habits people can have. <br /><br />And your challenge today... is to name Top 5 most common responses in a good ole fashioned game of "Unglued Family Feud"<br /><br />We’ll go around the room... If you name an answer in the top 5, you’ll be safe... if you’re the last person left without a correct answer you’ll be shocked by an electric dog collar while singing a song. <br /><br />We'll start with Alexis.... tell me what's one of the most Annoying Bad Habits?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">415867e06cb4ab8173b61136c1880d5b</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2022 13:43:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51467513/6916.mp3" length="7535527" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Recently I was hanging out with my good friend... International Pop Sensation, Ed Sheeran... and he said something to me... to the effect of “My bad habits lead to late nights starin’ alone.” And I told him “Ted, that’s a hit song right there.”... And...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Recently I was hanging out with my good friend... 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If you name an answer in the top 5, you’ll be safe... if you’re the last person left without a correct answer you’ll be shocked by an electric dog collar while singing a song. <br /><br />We'll start with Alexis.... tell me what's one of the most Annoying Bad Habits?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>472</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Whatcha Doin' At The Worldwide Wrestling Event? - October 3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/whatcha-doin-at-the-worldwide-wrestling-event-october-3--51457258</link><description><![CDATA[We sent Jose and Alexis down to ACKNOWLEDGE the WWE Universe and ask them a simple question... "Whatcha Doin' at WWE?"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">775f3242c87f6d851b2bf9d6f5baac49</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2022 17:16:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51457258/6915.mp3" length="6265767" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We sent Jose and Alexis down to ACKNOWLEDGE the WWE Universe and ask them a simple question... "Whatcha Doin' at WWE?"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We sent Jose and Alexis down to ACKNOWLEDGE the WWE Universe and ask them a simple question... "Whatcha Doin' at WWE?"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>392</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Julian and Abby (Wax On Date Off)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/julian-and-abby-wax-on-date-off--51457257</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date was so smooth with his pickup line was so smooth that it impressed all of us in studio. 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Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">03e43c13be4a83b5b8fe6831de1499fe</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2022 17:13:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51456424/6912.mp3" length="6608493" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>414</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - October 3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-october-3--51456542</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f66884c16b89966150ff13c471cdff37</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2022 17:12:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51456542/6911.mp3" length="8074276" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>505</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - October 3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-october-3--51453849</link><description><![CDATA[It's Fall... And that means the weather gets colder, the sun goes down earlier, and I have to put my man-kini’s away in storage<br /><br />Meanwhile, you four seem to love it. Jeffrey pops-on a new flannel every day... Jose's body becomes 40% soup... Brooke hogs all the treats in the office candy bowl... and Alexis, through the power of pumpkin spice becomes the most powerful, high-strung version of herself.<br /><br />So, what? Because you all like fall you think you’re better than me? You think you know more about fall things than ME?? HUH??<br /><br />Think again! Because a new survey, asked 1,000 people to name things they usually ONLY do in the fall... and I’m gonna need some answers from you gourd heads.... Because we’re doing a... Leaf-Peeping, Rain and Sleeting, Pumpkin Pie eating… Unglued Family Feud Shock Collar Question of the Day…<br /><br />We’ll go around the room and the last person to name something you do only in the fall from the Top 5 responses will get shocked…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">17815eae749229db48e4236ba53ebf26</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2022 13:30:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51453849/6910.mp3" length="7470325" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's Fall... And that means the weather gets colder, the sun goes down earlier, and I have to put my man-kini’s away in storage

Meanwhile, you four seem to love it. Jeffrey pops-on a new flannel every day... Jose's body becomes 40% soup... Brooke...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's Fall... And that means the weather gets colder, the sun goes down earlier, and I have to put my man-kini’s away in storage<br /><br />Meanwhile, you four seem to love it. Jeffrey pops-on a new flannel every day... Jose's body becomes 40% soup... Brooke hogs all the treats in the office candy bowl... and Alexis, through the power of pumpkin spice becomes the most powerful, high-strung version of herself.<br /><br />So, what? Because you all like fall you think you’re better than me? You think you know more about fall things than ME?? HUH??<br /><br />Think again! Because a new survey, asked 1,000 people to name things they usually ONLY do in the fall... and I’m gonna need some answers from you gourd heads.... Because we’re doing a... Leaf-Peeping, Rain and Sleeting, Pumpkin Pie eating… Unglued Family Feud Shock Collar Question of the Day…<br /><br />We’ll go around the room and the last person to name something you do only in the fall from the Top 5 responses will get shocked…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>468</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Clover Tinder Fail</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/clover-tinder-fail--51453847</link><description><![CDATA[We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but her reaction surprised us all instead!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c189fd39829dbdd9b9c68c72117dae98</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2022 13:30:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51453847/6909.mp3" length="3685287" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but her reaction surprised us all instead!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but her reaction surprised us all instead!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>231</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Supa Orangey (Benee Parody)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/supa-orangey-benee-parody--51430627</link><description><![CDATA[Ugly Pumpkins deserve love too! 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Instead of Benee's "SupaLonely" it's Young Jeffrey's "Supa Orangey"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>390</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - September 30</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-september-30--51430243</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">25cd9110bb92d6a6f97f9e83e33dd905</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2022 17:30:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51430243/6907.mp3" length="7933006" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>497</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Good, The Bad and the Fugly</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-good-the-bad-and-the-fugly--51430244</link><description><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Second Date says she wants to wait 30 DAYS before meeting up with a guy for the second time. You’ll never believe her reasons why, but you can hear it all in the podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">998918b3b8bdc222b01c396fc36d6fa1</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2022 17:29:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51430244/6906.mp3" length="14834348" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The woman in today’s Second Date says she wants to wait 30 DAYS before meeting up with a guy for the second time. You’ll never believe her reasons why, but you can hear it all in the podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Second Date says she wants to wait 30 DAYS before meeting up with a guy for the second time. You’ll never believe her reasons why, but you can hear it all in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>928</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Senior Center Soundtrack</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/senior-center-soundtrack--51430245</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and we’re going to tack on a couple extra responsibilities that he had no prior knowledge of just to see if he’ll quit on the spot!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">aa75abfe767f653517cf08fd3db06ce4</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2022 17:29:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51430245/6905.mp3" length="4385786" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and we’re going to tack on a couple extra responsibilities that he had no prior knowledge of just to see if he’ll quit on the spot!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim just started a new job and we’re going to tack on a couple extra responsibilities that he had no prior knowledge of just to see if he’ll quit on the spot!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>275</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Riffin' Around: First of the Month Edition</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/riffin-around-first-of-the-month-edition--51431658</link><description><![CDATA[The first of the month is right around the corner and for this edition of Riffin' Around the hosts have to identify which songs they're hearing using just the instrumentals. 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But sadly…. Or, maybe THANKFULLY… we are down… to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Over the Last Week… Different members of this show have been punished… by doing FAMOUS CHARACTER IMPRESSIONS, while getting electrocuted by a dog shock collar… that just sounds nice when you say it...<br /><br />But sadly…. Or, maybe THANKFULLY… we are down… to our FINAL CHARACTER IMPRESSION…. all thats left is Shaggy (from Scooby Doo)… He’ll finally get his 10 seconds of fame in todays…. Clocker Shocker.<br /><br />Whoever wins this round of Trivia... will DECIDE… who among you, gets the honor of impersonating Shaggy (from Scooby Doo)… before you get zapped by an electric dog collar…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>504</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - September 29</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-september-29--51419357</link><description><![CDATA[One Uber driver is being celebrated as a hero for something incredible she did... And we have the audio to prove it! Plus, restaurants everywhere are doing something sneaky that you need to lookout for... 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We'll tell you why in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>324</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Best Friend Turned Bad Friend</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/best-friend-turned-bad-friend--51419358</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners needs some answers about something that happened in college 6 years ago, with her very best friend. It’s about to get uncomfortable in the Closure Call!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3c229217f77ea20042e6a4a061acbf6b</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2022 17:08:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51419358/6900.mp3" length="15096826" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners needs some answers about something that happened in college 6 years ago, with her very best friend. It’s about to get uncomfortable in the Closure Call!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners needs some answers about something that happened in college 6 years ago, with her very best friend. It’s about to get uncomfortable in the Closure Call!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>944</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Like Father Like Son</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/like-father-like-son--51419361</link><description><![CDATA[Have you ever had that moment where you meet someone new, and right away there's something familiar about them? 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We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">427446daa5845ae9d527bda8dd01abb5</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2022 17:06:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51419359/6898.mp3" length="3911821" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim called a pest control company to take care of a Bee’s Nest. We found it, sent Jose over there, and made EVERYTHING WORSE.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>245</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>James and Tara (Bad Boy or Just Boy)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/james-and-tara-bad-boy-or-just-boy--51419360</link><description><![CDATA[What would you do if a guy says “I have a surprise for you… and it’s in my coat pocket?” It happened in today’s Second Date and we’ll let you know what happened with Mr. Pocket Surprise in the podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0c64e1b5ed62909d75b93b5727eaeb27</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2022 17:05:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51419360/6897.mp3" length="15231827" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What would you do if a guy says “I have a surprise for you… and it’s in my coat pocket?” It happened in today’s Second Date and we’ll let you know what happened with Mr. Pocket Surprise in the podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What would you do if a guy says “I have a surprise for you… and it’s in my coat pocket?” It happened in today’s Second Date and we’ll let you know what happened with Mr. Pocket Surprise in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>953</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Fire Raymond</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fire-raymond--51417173</link><description><![CDATA[We’re calling a woman who's at work and tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">390874e50bf2b38f3ab30ae061b507e2</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Sep 2022 13:30:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51417173/6896.mp3" length="4597692" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re calling a woman who's at work and tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re calling a woman who's at work and tell her that because her boss is out of town, it’s now HER job to do “boss things” like firing Raymond.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>288</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 29</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-29--51416692</link><description><![CDATA[After Weeks of horrible character Re-enactments (from a Clinically-Depressed Yoda…. to an even-more-drunk-than-usual Captain Jack Sparrow)… it all comes down to this….. 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That are popular both HERE and across the pond in England...

And now, thanks...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Office, X-Factor, Love Island…  what do these shows have in common?… Yes, Alexis DOES need parental guidance to watch them... but ALSO... they’re all crossover HITS.... That are popular both HERE and across the pond in England...<br /><br />And now, thanks to Jose… and his “British Kermit” impression, we’ve created the next BIG International super-sensation… It's none other than the Grab Bag edition of… CLOCKER SHOCKER.<br /><br />The winner of today’s game, gets to pick which co-host will do a 10-second impression, before getting shocked by an electric dog collar… Yoda, Elmo and Kermit have been taken off the board…. the remaining options are:<br /><br />Shaggy from Scooby Doo<br /><br />Donald Duck<br /><br />And Captain Jack Sparrow]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>461</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Care or Don't Care - September 27</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/care-or-don-t-care-september-27--51397907</link><description><![CDATA[Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e753724bbdefd76cda854cfdd1308caa</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2022 17:24:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51397907/6888.mp3" length="6219791" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>389</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You Got No Pad</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-got-no-pad--51397906</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday is asking for our help to keep a secret under wraps before his family finds out and totally humiliates him!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1bde76f8e902abd9b5fafa2a89e36ac1</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2022 17:24:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51397906/6887.mp3" length="14324856" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday is asking for our help to keep a secret under wraps before his family finds out and totally humiliates him!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday is asking for our help to keep a secret under wraps before his family finds out and totally humiliates him!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>896</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Nature Suite</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-nature-suite--51397908</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation in Mexico and we’re about to upgrade him from a regular suite to our special all-outdoor, no toilet rooms we call “The Nature Suite.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b9d15da85ee13d30156ee48f391eacbb</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2022 17:23:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51397908/6886.mp3" length="3933972" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation in Mexico and we’re about to upgrade him from a regular suite to our special all-outdoor, no toilet rooms we call “The Nature Suite.”</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is on vacation in Mexico and we’re about to upgrade him from a regular suite to our special all-outdoor, no toilet rooms we call “The Nature Suite.”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>247</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Mad Carjacker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-mad-carjacker--51397996</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners was determined to get revenge on her old high school vice principal... It took her 15 years... But she finally did it, and is ready to confess in today's Masked Speaker.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">602edab69b4f48433832478425465688</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2022 17:22:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51397996/6885.mp3" length="5946446" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners was determined to get revenge on her old high school vice principal... It took her 15 years... But she finally did it, and is ready to confess in today's Masked Speaker.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners was determined to get revenge on her old high school vice principal... It took her 15 years... But she finally did it, and is ready to confess in today's Masked Speaker.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>372</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Brennan and Serena (Mini-Golf Love)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/brennan-and-serena-mini-golf-love--51397909</link><description><![CDATA[What some people might think is thoughtful and sweet, may actually be weird and creepy. Is a gift on a first date going too far? 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Because, if you missed it Alexis did her version of a “Super-sonic, Glue Huffing Elmo”… and before that… Brooke delivered her “Insecure Yoda in the middle of going through a mental breakdown" Impression. And the listeners are NOT IMPRESSED<br /><br />So both of those are not allowed to be picked… the options left are:<br /><br />Kermit<br /><br />Shaggy from Scooby Doo<br /><br />Donald Duck<br /><br />And Captain Jack Sparrow]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c98d6cff960d117d0577154fccb312c8</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2022 13:27:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51395772/6882.mp3" length="7240448" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Over the last few days, We’ve been doing Character impressions as the LOSING PUNISHMENT for the Shock Collar… and real quick, we need to check in with the listeners...

Apparently, they hate them TODAY even more than they did YESTERDAY…. Because, if...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Over the last few days, We’ve been doing Character impressions as the LOSING PUNISHMENT for the Shock Collar… and real quick, we need to check in with the listeners...<br /><br />Apparently, they hate them TODAY even more than they did YESTERDAY…. Because, if you missed it Alexis did her version of a “Super-sonic, Glue Huffing Elmo”… and before that… Brooke delivered her “Insecure Yoda in the middle of going through a mental breakdown" Impression. And the listeners are NOT IMPRESSED<br /><br />So both of those are not allowed to be picked… the options left are:<br /><br />Kermit<br /><br />Shaggy from Scooby Doo<br /><br />Donald Duck<br /><br />And Captain Jack Sparrow]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>453</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chris and Connie (Sick In Love)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chris-and-connie-sick-in-love--51387793</link><description><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Second Date got in trouble on an UBER RIDE and it lead to easily one of the most humiliating first date stories we’ve ever heard!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">020def100520f81bd453f8d32eb390e9</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2022 17:09:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51387793/6881.mp3" length="14921283" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The woman in today’s Second Date got in trouble on an UBER RIDE and it lead to easily one of the most humiliating first date stories we’ve ever heard!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Second Date got in trouble on an UBER RIDE and it lead to easily one of the most humiliating first date stories we’ve ever heard!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>933</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Practice The Surprise</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/practice-the-surprise--51387795</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and we’re calling him to give him a VERY important role in the surprise and his duty involves just ONE WORD.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c87f2d65fd39a3a1996ba6fdc11a3fd5</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2022 17:09:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51387795/6880.mp3" length="3986217" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and we’re calling him to give him a VERY important role in the surprise and his duty involves just ONE WORD.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is attending a surprise party soon and we’re calling him to give him a VERY important role in the surprise and his duty involves just ONE WORD.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>250</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - September 26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-september-26--51387796</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>467</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - September 26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-september-26--51387794</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9d764212cd4630da04fce12733d9ab56</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2022 17:07:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51387794/6878.mp3" length="6597208" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&amp;C's and privacy policy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>413</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Non-Essential Organ Donor</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/non-essential-organ-donor--51385820</link><description><![CDATA[We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">734524a03b412d949478469d74146ca2</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2022 13:45:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51385820/6877.mp3" length="4150475" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re calling an organ donor to see if he has any organs he’s not using right now that he’d like to hand over!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>260</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-26--51385664</link><description><![CDATA[Everywhere I go people keep asking me… “Jake, can you get Jose to play video games with me?” “Digital Jake, what is Alexis’ phone number.” And “Jake! Is it true Brooke’s enormous fortune made on the backs of migrant workers?”<br /><br />However, I ignore them all and continue to eat my lunch while parked in a hospital fire line… because nothing…. NOTHING in this world can distract me from finding more ways to evolve the horrible beast of a game that is… CLOCKER SHOCKER <br /><br />I keep my finger riding on the pulse of the nation… which is THROBBING right now... telling me that people love the Grab Bag Impression punishment…. So it’s here to stay….<br /><br />The winner of today’s game will get to pick a co-host who will be shocked while doing a 10 second impression of a character WE choose… Yoda is GONE now….. 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However, I ignore them...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Everywhere I go people keep asking me… “Jake, can you get Jose to play video games with me?” “Digital Jake, what is Alexis’ phone number.” And “Jake! Is it true Brooke’s enormous fortune made on the backs of migrant workers?”<br /><br />However, I ignore them all and continue to eat my lunch while parked in a hospital fire line… because nothing…. NOTHING in this world can distract me from finding more ways to evolve the horrible beast of a game that is… CLOCKER SHOCKER <br /><br />I keep my finger riding on the pulse of the nation… which is THROBBING right now... telling me that people love the Grab Bag Impression punishment…. So it’s here to stay….<br /><br />The winner of today’s game will get to pick a co-host who will be shocked while doing a 10 second impression of a character WE choose… Yoda is GONE now….. So the remaining options are:<br /><br />ELMO<br /><br />KERMIT<br /><br />SHAGGY (from Scooby Doo) <br /><br />DONALD DUCK<br /><br />CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>468</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Muffin Topping (Harry Styles Parody)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/muffin-topping-harry-styles-parody--51362541</link><description><![CDATA[Fall is here and you know what that means... Time to start eating! 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Instead of Harry Styles "Late Night Talking" it's Young Jeffrey's "Muffin Topping"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>360</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mitchell and Jamie (Floozy In A Jacuzzi)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mitchell-and-jamie-floozy-in-a-jacuzzi--51362659</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Second Date involves a fedora, a jacuzzi and a big misunderstanding. We’ll try to sort it all out in the podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">12b328b17e6862572fa07d21ffe20d3e</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2022 17:05:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51362659/6874.mp3" length="13941169" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Second Date involves a fedora, a jacuzzi and a big misunderstanding. We’ll try to sort it all out in the podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Second Date involves a fedora, a jacuzzi and a big misunderstanding. We’ll try to sort it all out in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>872</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Quad Ad Premium Car Rental</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/quad-ad-premium-car-rental--51362660</link><description><![CDATA[We’re calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS our new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d84ad2e6dbb155dbcd2e438a0c1c276e</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2022 17:04:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51362660/6873.mp3" length="4212751" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS our new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re calling a guy on vacation and posing as his rental car provider to tell him that he NEEDS our new Quad Advantage service or he’s gonna have a bad time.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>264</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dating 5 Guys A Week? - September 23</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dating-5-guys-a-week-september-23--51362542</link><description><![CDATA[There's a brand new reality dating show out that is so bizarre we have to talk about it!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e08642ff4fef70bbb51814e203ad931b</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2022 17:03:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51362542/6872.mp3" length="6343089" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's a brand new reality dating show out that is so bizarre we have to talk about it!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There's a brand new reality dating show out that is so bizarre we have to talk about it!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>397</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - September 23</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-september-23--51362540</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. 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Stop singing… Stop doing impressions… and definitely Stop the combo of both of those.”<br /><br />Because if you missed it, over the last 2 days... she has been PUNISHED for the Shock Collar Question of the Day….  Yesterday, she attempted to sing in a Yoda voice… Before that, she tried her best BRITISH ACCENT for a Harry Potter reenact<br /><br />And as you heard from the TEXT…. Alexis, you’re turning off listeners.<br /><br />Thats why TODAY... I’m declaring…. Alexis, you are SAFE… Because NO ONE wants to hear you. <br /><br />Instead we’ll be doing a special GRAB BAG EDITION of Clocker Shocker!<br /><br />Whoever gets Picked for the punishment today.... 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Because if you missed it, over...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We received a text to 78592 at the end of the show yesterday... that says: "My ONE request this week… is to ask Alexis to PLEASE... Stop singing… Stop doing impressions… and definitely Stop the combo of both of those.”<br /><br />Because if you missed it, over the last 2 days... she has been PUNISHED for the Shock Collar Question of the Day….  Yesterday, she attempted to sing in a Yoda voice… Before that, she tried her best BRITISH ACCENT for a Harry Potter reenact<br /><br />And as you heard from the TEXT…. Alexis, you’re turning off listeners.<br /><br />Thats why TODAY... I’m declaring…. Alexis, you are SAFE… Because NO ONE wants to hear you. <br /><br />Instead we’ll be doing a special GRAB BAG EDITION of Clocker Shocker!<br /><br />Whoever gets Picked for the punishment today.... Will have to do a 10 second Impression of a famous character (that we will choose) <br /><br />THE OPTIONS INCLUDE: <br /><br />ELMO<br /><br />KERMIT<br /><br />SHAGGY (from Scooby Doo)<br /><br />CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW<br /><br />DONALD DUCK<br /><br />AND… YODA again… if you choose.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>499</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rubbish Resume Booster</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rubbish-resume-booster--51347756</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker found a trick to getting instantly hired wherever you apply... 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She changed just one tiny thing on her resume...And has kept a lie going for last 2 years that she's finally ready to confess...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>370</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Emily and Jason (Too Hot To Be Homeless)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/emily-and-jason-too-hot-to-be-homeless--51347929</link><description><![CDATA[Today we’re reconnecting with a couple that has been on our show before. 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And we’ve got a whole new set of issues for him to get annoyed at.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>271</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 22</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-22--51345305</link><description><![CDATA[We’ve learned evil can take hold, in ANY part of the galaxy….  Whether it’s a SITH LORD committing WAR CRIMES on the planet Alderan… or a SITH-Radio Host, committing fashion crimes in this very studio…. 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To...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’ve learned evil can take hold, in ANY part of the galaxy….  Whether it’s a SITH LORD committing WAR CRIMES on the planet Alderan… or a SITH-Radio Host, committing fashion crimes in this very studio…. It can be hard to resist, the DARK SIDE….. <br /><br />To fight against it, takes a JEDI... with a STRONG MIND & a PURE HEART… but looking around the room right now, i see we dont have either of those things… So instead, we’ll rely on the ONE THING in this universe, Darth Vader is actually afraid of.... 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CLOCKER SHOCKER.<br /><br />4 Rounds of Trivia Questions… The person who gets the most correct answers will get to choose which of their co-hosts… will be PUNISHED… by re-enacting a scene from Harry Potter (in a British accent, of course)…. while getting shocked.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">47a2f14b706cee7f9a57c1889ba1c0b5</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2022 13:56:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51334857/6855.mp3" length="7451517" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Few things in this world, are more UNIVERSALLY BELOVED… than the Wizarding World of HARRY POTTER…. 7 page-turning books… 8 transcendent movies…. 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CLOCKER SHOCKER.<br /><br />4 Rounds of Trivia Questions… The person who gets the most correct answers will get to choose which of their co-hosts… will be PUNISHED… by re-enacting a scene from Harry Potter (in a British accent, of course)…. while getting shocked.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>466</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Care or Don't Care - September 20</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/care-or-don-t-care-september-20--51322143</link><description><![CDATA[Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! 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One young man wants our help getting a confession out of the criminal of the century, and it's all about Pokemon cards.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have a mystery on our hands! One young man wants our help getting a confession out of the criminal of the century, and it's all about Pokemon cards.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>935</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>One Fish Two Fish Mom Fish Catfish</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/one-fish-two-fish-mom-fish-catfish--51322142</link><description><![CDATA[When you first starting to get into the dating world, there's a lot to learn...And one teenage guy out there is about to get a major reality check…because he thinks his love life is taking off, but the shocking truth is about to be revealed...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ceb0b97255a212ecd129102a67d0960f</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2022 16:26:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51322142/6852.mp3" length="6226479" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When you first starting to get into the dating world, there's a lot to learn...And one teenage guy out there is about to get a major reality check…because he thinks his love life is taking off, but the shocking truth is about to be revealed...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When you first starting to get into the dating world, there's a lot to learn...And one teenage guy out there is about to get a major reality check…because he thinks his love life is taking off, but the shocking truth is about to be revealed...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>390</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lie Detector Is Never Wrong</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lie-detector-is-never-wrong--51322279</link><description><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap we call a woman and accuse her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9ea9ed5e0630a54d05b0e97fcb1c9427</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2022 16:25:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51322279/6851.mp3" length="3813182" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your Phone Tap we call a woman and accuse her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap we call a woman and accuse her of STEALING from her own grandmother! Puzzle pieces don’t just go missing out of nowhere!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>239</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kirk and Gillian (Long Distance Surprise)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kirk-and-gillian-long-distance-surprise--51320549</link><description><![CDATA[What happens when your perfect match lives 500 miles away? Do you surprise them even if you’ve never met face to face? One of our listeners did it and he’ll tell you how it went down in your Second Date!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">146cc410e7b6761093744273eeec77b1</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2022 13:57:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51320549/6850.mp3" length="15834524" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What happens when your perfect match lives 500 miles away? Do you surprise them even if you’ve never met face to face? One of our listeners did it and he’ll tell you how it went down in your Second Date!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What happens when your perfect match lives 500 miles away? Do you surprise them even if you’ve never met face to face? One of our listeners did it and he’ll tell you how it went down in your Second Date!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>990</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 20</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-20--51320400</link><description><![CDATA[I have gone out of my way (and THEN some)…. trying to make amends with one crooked co-host, in this very room…<br /><br />Because, the other day on this show… I HUMBLY admitted that I was wrong about one TINY trivia answer… and yet… I still have been subjected, to her callous verbal attacks, and mean spirited, lazy-eyed glances.<br /><br />It’s gotten to the point now… where I have no choice, but to deliver an ultimatum… Brooke… you cold-blooded, grudge-holding harpy… if we can both agree to Quash this petty squabble here & now… and go back to being friendly co-workers…. then everything will be fine… However if you decline my Peace-offering… I will be forced to follow through with my plan…. to marry your mother and become your new daddy…<br /><br />After all… Brookes MOM has SAID HERSELF, she’s my biggest fan…. So the wheels are already in motion… I don’t like it any more than you do, but I’m prepared to go there… unless… you agree to a truce. What do you say? <br /><br />Wonderful! Now that our beef has been squashed, it’s time to celebrate with a friendly game of CLOCKER SHOCKER!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">78e74c54c537b85281ab20c989fdcaeb</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2022 13:51:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51320400/6849.mp3" length="7778779" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I have gone out of my way (and THEN some)…. trying to make amends with one crooked co-host, in this very room…

Because, the other day on this show… I HUMBLY admitted that I was wrong about one TINY trivia answer… and yet… I still have been subjected,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I have gone out of my way (and THEN some)…. trying to make amends with one crooked co-host, in this very room…<br /><br />Because, the other day on this show… I HUMBLY admitted that I was wrong about one TINY trivia answer… and yet… I still have been subjected, to her callous verbal attacks, and mean spirited, lazy-eyed glances.<br /><br />It’s gotten to the point now… where I have no choice, but to deliver an ultimatum… Brooke… you cold-blooded, grudge-holding harpy… if we can both agree to Quash this petty squabble here & now… and go back to being friendly co-workers…. then everything will be fine… However if you decline my Peace-offering… I will be forced to follow through with my plan…. to marry your mother and become your new daddy…<br /><br />After all… Brookes MOM has SAID HERSELF, she’s my biggest fan…. So the wheels are already in motion… I don’t like it any more than you do, but I’m prepared to go there… unless… you agree to a truce. What do you say? <br /><br />Wonderful! Now that our beef has been squashed, it’s time to celebrate with a friendly game of CLOCKER SHOCKER!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>487</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Carnivorous Instagram</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/carnivorous-instagram--51319743</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a foodie account on Instagram so we’re calling her to tell her she can’t post any pictures of meat. That’s not vegan friendly, fam!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">134cffa6ac284f6e1478b63a7c64ec75</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2022 13:29:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51319743/6848.mp3" length="3774312" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a foodie account on Instagram so we’re calling her to tell her she can’t post any pictures of meat. That’s not vegan friendly, fam!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim runs a foodie account on Instagram so we’re calling her to tell her she can’t post any pictures of meat. That’s not vegan friendly, fam!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>237</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Riffin' Around: Fall Edition</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/riffin-around-fall-edition--51311861</link><description><![CDATA[Today's edition of Riffin' Around is all Fall Themed! Every song or artist our hosts have to guess will have some kind of connection to fall or autumn characteristics.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">95a36e902a675abd6f265074cc6b1569</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2022 17:20:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51311861/6847.mp3" length="6664082" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's edition of Riffin' Around is all Fall Themed! Every song or artist our hosts have to guess will have some kind of connection to fall or autumn characteristics.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's edition of Riffin' Around is all Fall Themed! Every song or artist our hosts have to guess will have some kind of connection to fall or autumn characteristics.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>417</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Morgan and Kent (Brunette Has A Nice Ring To It)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/morgan-and-kent-brunette-has-a-nice-ring-to-it--51311860</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners received one of the lamest pickup lines of all time… and went along with it! It ended her up here for a brand new Second Date podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ad3b3aa90202b107524fa6f3c3e82eee</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2022 17:19:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51311860/6846.mp3" length="15397757" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners received one of the lamest pickup lines of all time… and went along with it! It ended her up here for a brand new Second Date podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners received one of the lamest pickup lines of all time… and went along with it! It ended her up here for a brand new Second Date podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>963</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pothole Phobia</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pothole-phobia--51312350</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and today we’re calling from the city we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a94d17c12e82529cd32998ebb75c0657</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2022 17:18:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51312350/6845.mp3" length="4301359" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and today we’re calling from the city we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has been complaining about potholes in the city for weeks and today we’re calling from the city we’ve put our best man on it, Jose!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>270</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - September 19</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-september-19--51311862</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3a11a7cb13a40919bba275ad4cd7d84f</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2022 17:18:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51311862/6844.mp3" length="6317594" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>396</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - September 19</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-september-19--51312349</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8498a42dfa46b661c11828d63777e8e3</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2022 17:17:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51312349/6843.mp3" length="8308333" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>520</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Banned From Uber</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/banned-from-uber--51309448</link><description><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and banning him from our ride share app for never being polite and small talking with the drivers!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">eaa899f8955c8113a17525ef3c64e56c</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2022 13:31:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51309448/6842.mp3" length="3942332" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today's Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and banning him from our ride share app for never being polite and small talking with the drivers!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap we’re calling a guy and banning him from our ride share app for never being polite and small talking with the drivers!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>247</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 19</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-19--51309449</link><description><![CDATA[Great shame has overcome me… Previously on the Shock Collar Question of the day we and when I say we - <br /><br />I mean MYSELF.... and one other villainous person..... had a disagreement over whether O or O+ was the most common blood type on earth........ and even though it's hard for me to say it..... I will admit… I was wrong .<br /><br />I would like to point out I was humble enough to admit my error on the show.... so I'd like to take a moment... lower the music.............. and spend a few seconds listening to my co-hosts........ give me Props for being honorable. <br /><br />Ok, while I appreciate MOST of you for your kind words..... I now need to address the black spot of death in the room.... When I made one minuscule, tiny error last week.... you could have given me grace.... instead you chose to pounce on my weakness, humiliate me in front of friends and family (Jeff's Mom who listens to the podcast from Africa).... and RUB IT in my face! <br /><br />Today....along with thousands of listeners..... hold out hope that the forces of light can defeat darkness..... in a game we call<br /><br />CLOCKER SHOCKER!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">48b3b1cba213129c2903f759362fb63a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2022 13:24:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51309449/6841.mp3" length="8139896" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Great shame has overcome me… Previously on the Shock Collar Question of the day we and when I say we - 

I mean MYSELF.... and one other villainous person..... had a disagreement over whether O or O+ was the most common blood type on earth........ and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Great shame has overcome me… Previously on the Shock Collar Question of the day we and when I say we - <br /><br />I mean MYSELF.... and one other villainous person..... had a disagreement over whether O or O+ was the most common blood type on earth........ and even though it's hard for me to say it..... I will admit… I was wrong .<br /><br />I would like to point out I was humble enough to admit my error on the show.... so I'd like to take a moment... lower the music.............. and spend a few seconds listening to my co-hosts........ give me Props for being honorable. <br /><br />Ok, while I appreciate MOST of you for your kind words..... I now need to address the black spot of death in the room.... When I made one minuscule, tiny error last week.... you could have given me grace.... instead you chose to pounce on my weakness, humiliate me in front of friends and family (Jeff's Mom who listens to the podcast from Africa).... and RUB IT in my face! <br /><br />Today....along with thousands of listeners..... hold out hope that the forces of light can defeat darkness..... in a game we call<br /><br />CLOCKER SHOCKER!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>509</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Fightin' Crime (Sublime Parody)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fightin-crime-sublime-parody--51283658</link><description><![CDATA[Everybody loves to praise Batman, but what about ROBIN? Doesn't he deserve some love, too? 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Instead of Sublime's "Doin' Time" it's Young Jeffrey's "Fightin' Crime!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>417</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Logan and Ellie (Plane In The Neck)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/logan-and-ellie-plane-in-the-neck--51283659</link><description><![CDATA[We might have had one the most awkward “jump to conclusion” moments we’ve ever had on this show and we’re just shocked we didn’t screw it up for the guy. Hear it in your new Second Date podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d61836bb810d9008761f33a6b224c1a0</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2022 17:04:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51283659/6839.mp3" length="15006129" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We might have had one the most awkward “jump to conclusion” moments we’ve ever had on this show and we’re just shocked we didn’t screw it up for the guy. Hear it in your new Second Date podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We might have had one the most awkward “jump to conclusion” moments we’ve ever had on this show and we’re just shocked we didn’t screw it up for the guy. Hear it in your new Second Date podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>939</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Fill-In Bridesmate</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fill-in-bridesmate--51283657</link><description><![CDATA[We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">822bf4f63f7fac433fcc653b5d5a74b7</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2022 17:03:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51283657/6838.mp3" length="3228039" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re playing with fire today because we’re Phone Tapping a bride just days before her wedding and adding Alexis to her husband’s bridal party at the last minute!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>203</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - September 16</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-september-16--51283660</link><description><![CDATA[There's a TikTok story going viral about a pregnant woman that decided to get on Tinder...and you won't believe what happened... Plus, there's a new trend happening that even health experts say can be beneficial!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">768824e5e0b819ae0ae34e7deb3e606d</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2022 17:02:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51283660/6836.mp3" length="6639422" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's a TikTok story going viral about a pregnant woman that decided to get on Tinder...and you won't believe what happened... Plus, there's a new trend happening that even health experts say can be beneficial!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There's a TikTok story going viral about a pregnant woman that decided to get on Tinder...and you won't believe what happened... Plus, there's a new trend happening that even health experts say can be beneficial!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>416</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - September 16</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-september-16--51283661</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7a102fd68cf3521cd74e6fe8538552f4</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2022 17:02:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51283661/6835.mp3" length="8430795" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>528</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 16</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-16--51281383</link><description><![CDATA[In Greek Mythology, it was written that the God "Sisyphus" spent his entire life pushing an boulder up a hill only for it to roll down every time it reached the top…. <br /><br />And on this show......... for the last month, I have picked the easiest of trivia questions in an attempt to make ANY OF YOU look smart.... and .....well.... that boulder always rolls back down on top of me. <br /><br />So.... the question is..... Am I giving up?? And the answer is a resounding YES! <br /><br />You'll get a chance to answer EVEN EASIER TRIVIA taken for a first grade coloring book full of answers and facts.... Then we'll put it in a game we call..... CLOCKER SHOCKER<br /><br />Each of you will have 20 seconds to figure out as many trivia answers as possible, if you’re stumped, say pass and the person with the most correct answers will gain control of the dog shock collar that you see in your nightmares.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c6e3de7c1cec98af3badae2e0cc60f77</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2022 13:27:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51281383/6834.mp3" length="7233760" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Greek Mythology, it was written that the God "Sisyphus" spent his entire life pushing an boulder up a hill only for it to roll down every time it reached the top…. 

And on this show......... for the last month, I have picked the easiest of trivia...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Greek Mythology, it was written that the God "Sisyphus" spent his entire life pushing an boulder up a hill only for it to roll down every time it reached the top…. <br /><br />And on this show......... for the last month, I have picked the easiest of trivia questions in an attempt to make ANY OF YOU look smart.... and .....well.... that boulder always rolls back down on top of me. <br /><br />So.... the question is..... Am I giving up?? And the answer is a resounding YES! <br /><br />You'll get a chance to answer EVEN EASIER TRIVIA taken for a first grade coloring book full of answers and facts.... Then we'll put it in a game we call..... CLOCKER SHOCKER<br /><br />Each of you will have 20 seconds to figure out as many trivia answers as possible, if you’re stumped, say pass and the person with the most correct answers will gain control of the dog shock collar that you see in your nightmares.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>453</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mr. Instaboob</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mr-instaboob--51281384</link><description><![CDATA[Jose calls a guy who works at a Nutritional Supplement store to question him about some weird side effects that are happening in strange places on his body…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8899c1aa1bb81a08bc140f5903f4ea4e</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Sep 2022 13:26:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51281384/6833.mp3" length="4241172" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose calls a guy who works at a Nutritional Supplement store to question him about some weird side effects that are happening in strange places on his body…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose calls a guy who works at a Nutritional Supplement store to question him about some weird side effects that are happening in strange places on his body…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>266</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eat It Or Speak It - September 15</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/eat-it-or-speak-it-september-15--51271735</link><description><![CDATA[Probably the most diabolical game we've ever played in studio (shout out James Corden.) 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You can either reveal a damaging truth about yourself or you can eat one of 5 disastrous food combination concoctions...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>960</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Marla the Bank Teller</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/marla-the-bank-teller--51271734</link><description><![CDATA[Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is back and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">927c0c63a5945da94277bac720bfb22a</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2022 15:44:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51271734/6831.mp3" length="3308288" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is back and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Back by unpopular demand, Brooke’s most divisive Phone Tap character “Marla” is back and she’s running the customer service desk at a bank.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>208</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Yearbook Setback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/yearbook-setback--51271739</link><description><![CDATA[There's a high school girl out there who has no idea her mom has been secretly meddling in her personal life... she'd be mortified if she found out what was going on... And we know this, because her mom's on the phone to tell us in brand new Masked Speaker!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f547d8694709ceb316e4a52dfa627ef9</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2022 15:43:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51271739/6830.mp3" length="6335566" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's a high school girl out there who has no idea her mom has been secretly meddling in her personal life... she'd be mortified if she found out what was going on... And we know this, because her mom's on the phone to tell us in brand new Masked...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There's a high school girl out there who has no idea her mom has been secretly meddling in her personal life... she'd be mortified if she found out what was going on... And we know this, because her mom's on the phone to tell us in brand new Masked Speaker!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>397</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Adam and Erin (Now You See Me Now You Don't)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/adam-and-erin-now-you-see-me-now-you-don-t--51271737</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners chose an interesting activity for their date… but we wouldn’t call it romantic. What was most shocking was his date actually chose to go along with it!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e8e8430b699681df37f24c743d4bb743</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2022 15:42:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51271737/6829.mp3" length="14606978" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners chose an interesting activity for their date… but we wouldn’t call it romantic. What was most shocking was his date actually chose to go along with it!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners chose an interesting activity for their date… but we wouldn’t call it romantic. What was most shocking was his date actually chose to go along with it!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>914</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Party Bus Secret</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/party-bus-secret--51270933</link><description><![CDATA[As a show we’re great at keeping secrets. That’s why when we Phone Tap a guy who recently rented a party bus for his bachelor party, we’re totally prepared to hide all those crimes he doesn’t remember committing.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0116fd060043c942fbbac333aef0bd00</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2022 13:32:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51270933/6828.mp3" length="4705525" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>As a show we’re great at keeping secrets. That’s why when we Phone Tap a guy who recently rented a party bus for his bachelor party, we’re totally prepared to hide all those crimes he doesn’t remember committing.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[As a show we’re great at keeping secrets. That’s why when we Phone Tap a guy who recently rented a party bus for his bachelor party, we’re totally prepared to hide all those crimes he doesn’t remember committing.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>295</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 15</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-15--51271741</link><description><![CDATA[We’ve heard the underdog stories before… The 1980 US Men’s Hockey Team taking Gold at the Olympics….. Susan Boyle making Simon Cowell CRY on Britain’s Got Talent…. And of course, sorority girl, ELLE WOODS, defying the odds to graduate from Harvard Law in “Legally Blonde”…  But over the past few weeks… This show has produced, *not just* an underdog… but, dare I say, an IMPOSSIBLE DOG.<br /><br />No, I’m not talking about Brooke’s off-brand, Black-market Frankfurters, she brings to our company picnics… I’m referring to, our own… Alexis Fuller... She’s not what you’d call a “trivia hound” … in fact, for months, she thought “Trivia” was a Probiotic Yogurt… But even an Impossible Dog has their day in the sun… so listeners everywhere are rooting for HER, in today’s game of … CLOCKER SHOCKER.<br /><br />I’ll give you each 20 seconds to answer as many questions as you can muster, if you don’t know one just say pass. The winner will be Top Dog and will get their pick of the litter… choosing which host gets shocked while wearing an electric dog collar.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a65b0fd2ecc1f06f13702187a8913c40</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2022 13:30:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51271741/6827.mp3" length="7872820" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’ve heard the underdog stories before… The 1980 US Men’s Hockey Team taking Gold at the Olympics….. Susan Boyle making Simon Cowell CRY on Britain’s Got Talent…. And of course, sorority girl, ELLE WOODS, defying the odds to graduate from Harvard Law...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’ve heard the underdog stories before… The 1980 US Men’s Hockey Team taking Gold at the Olympics….. Susan Boyle making Simon Cowell CRY on Britain’s Got Talent…. And of course, sorority girl, ELLE WOODS, defying the odds to graduate from Harvard Law in “Legally Blonde”…  But over the past few weeks… This show has produced, *not just* an underdog… but, dare I say, an IMPOSSIBLE DOG.<br /><br />No, I’m not talking about Brooke’s off-brand, Black-market Frankfurters, she brings to our company picnics… I’m referring to, our own… Alexis Fuller... She’s not what you’d call a “trivia hound” … in fact, for months, she thought “Trivia” was a Probiotic Yogurt… But even an Impossible Dog has their day in the sun… so listeners everywhere are rooting for HER, in today’s game of … CLOCKER SHOCKER.<br /><br />I’ll give you each 20 seconds to answer as many questions as you can muster, if you don’t know one just say pass. The winner will be Top Dog and will get their pick of the litter… choosing which host gets shocked while wearing an electric dog collar.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>493</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gail and Jonathan (Senior Moment Slip Up)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gail-and-jonathan-senior-moment-slip-up--51258158</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners admits she broke more than FIVE unwritten rules of dating, but she says she had a good reason too! 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Hear what happened in a brand new Second Date podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>968</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Offend the Japanese Prince</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-offend-the-japanese-prince--51259153</link><description><![CDATA[In your new Phone Tap, we call a bakery owner and tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and we’re about to make things VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">382fe8e6cf0a715f2c991b7a8e7d257c</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2022 16:13:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51259153/6825.mp3" length="4715138" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your new Phone Tap, we call a bakery owner and tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and we’re about to make things VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your new Phone Tap, we call a bakery owner and tell her a very honorable international guest is visiting her store later and we’re about to make things VERY uncomfortable for all of her customers.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>295</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's On Your Mind? - September 14</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-on-your-mind-september-14--51259155</link><description><![CDATA[The bridge to Brooke's house is finally opening up, Jose is NOT a cheater, Alexis is helping parent her brother via bribe, and Jeffrey has discovered a MUFFIN PUNCHING MYSTERY! 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It's time to go around the room and share "What's On Our Minds!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>418</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - September 14</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-september-14--51258319</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c2585e972b5a5cc366567350032ee322</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2022 16:12:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51258319/6823.mp3" length="7644196" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>479</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Clover's Elementary Fight Club</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/clover-s-elementary-fight-club--51256266</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who recently got in trouble at school for fighting. It’s not all bad news, because Clover is calling her and inviting her little pugilist to an Elementary School Fight Club!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4219fddbc768366b16155dcbaeff451d</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2022 13:32:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51256266/6822.mp3" length="3817362" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who recently got in trouble at school for fighting. It’s not all bad news, because Clover is calling her and inviting her little pugilist to an Elementary School Fight Club!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has a son who recently got in trouble at school for fighting. It’s not all bad news, because Clover is calling her and inviting her little pugilist to an Elementary School Fight Club!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>239</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 14</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-14--51256267</link><description><![CDATA[Life is so complex that even the simplest things are tough to explain. Like how ginger-ale tastes better when you’re flying in a plane…<br /><br />Or how sniffing a purple sharpie makes the movie Aladdin ten times funnier.....<br /><br />Or how Alexis’ car RUNS on gas, but for some reason you ALSO need to change the oil too??? <br /><br />Its complex… but nothing is as hard to explain as the international phenomenon known in trivia circles as “The Game of Devils…”..........we call it......<br /><br />CLOCKER SHOCKER!<br /><br />4 hosts, 20 seconds, fairly easy trivia questions. If you don’t know one just say pass. The person with the highest score at the end will have control of the next victim to wear an electric dog collar.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">13c3b68d17ecba235b066aab53e7a040</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2022 13:31:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51256267/6821.mp3" length="7538452" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Life is so complex that even the simplest things are tough to explain. Like how ginger-ale tastes better when you’re flying in a plane…

Or how sniffing a purple sharpie makes the movie Aladdin ten times funnier.....

Or how Alexis’ car RUNS on gas,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Life is so complex that even the simplest things are tough to explain. Like how ginger-ale tastes better when you’re flying in a plane…<br /><br />Or how sniffing a purple sharpie makes the movie Aladdin ten times funnier.....<br /><br />Or how Alexis’ car RUNS on gas, but for some reason you ALSO need to change the oil too??? <br /><br />Its complex… but nothing is as hard to explain as the international phenomenon known in trivia circles as “The Game of Devils…”..........we call it......<br /><br />CLOCKER SHOCKER!<br /><br />4 hosts, 20 seconds, fairly easy trivia questions. If you don’t know one just say pass. The person with the highest score at the end will have control of the next victim to wear an electric dog collar.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>472</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Care or Don't Care - September 13</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/care-or-don-t-care-september-13--51245439</link><description><![CDATA[Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">607e28d6fb51a1c7bef879298a0967e8</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2022 16:38:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51245439/6820.mp3" length="6605150" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished to the trash forever.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>414</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Can the Relationship</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/can-the-relationship--51245440</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call is on his last chance to try and win back his one true love and only with our help will he be able to finally speak his truth.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">54c0ad5a089baa333f555f7b76aa936f</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2022 16:37:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51245440/6819.mp3" length="15255233" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call is on his last chance to try and win back his one true love and only with our help will he be able to finally speak his truth.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call is on his last chance to try and win back his one true love and only with our help will he be able to finally speak his truth.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>954</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Daughter, the Mailbox</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-daughter-the-mailbox--51245441</link><description><![CDATA[In your new Phone Tap we call a “Stage Mom” whose daughter just got cast in a school play and tell her we have big plans for her as a mailbox!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5b60309cc6708acac8681c9f2832d95a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2022 16:37:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51245441/6818.mp3" length="4761114" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your new Phone Tap we call a “Stage Mom” whose daughter just got cast in a school play and tell her we have big plans for her as a mailbox!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your new Phone Tap we call a “Stage Mom” whose daughter just got cast in a school play and tell her we have big plans for her as a mailbox!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>298</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Marriage Is A Gamble</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/marriage-is-a-gamble--51245442</link><description><![CDATA[How far would you go to win a bet? 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You're Getting Married</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/surprise-you-re-getting-married--51242991</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has only been dating his girlfriend for 3 weeks but we’re gonna call him and let him know she’s already started planning their wedding with his money!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cec82128b7a50041fe47bb453a7ac4ee</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2022 13:49:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51242991/6815.mp3" length="4480245" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim has only been dating his girlfriend for 3 weeks but we’re gonna call him and let him know she’s already started planning their wedding with his money!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has only been dating his girlfriend for 3 weeks but we’re gonna call him and let him know she’s already started planning their wedding with his money!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>281</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 13</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-13--51244102</link><description><![CDATA[Some of the Great Dynasties in history, were toppled by just one small, simple thing.... Like, The mighty Trojan Empire, was brought down... when "Helen of Troy" fell in love with a curly haired, Orlando Bloom...  China's Great "Han Dynasty" was brought to it's knees after the royal family disagreed over who got the last Egg Roll... Even the Ultimate Food Tandem "Baloney & Cheese"... lost in the Great Food Wars to Peanut Butter & Chocolate.... <br /><br />And when it comes to THIS morning show... I already know the one thing, that's going to bring this Proud Program crumbling down to earth... Clocker Shocker.<br /><br />I have an ancient dusty scroll full of trivia questions and I’ll ask each of you as many as I can in 20 seconds. 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Like, The mighty Trojan Empire, was brought down... when "Helen of Troy" fell in love with a curly haired, Orlando Bloom...  China's Great "Han Dynasty" was brought to it's knees after the royal family disagreed over who got the last Egg Roll... Even the Ultimate Food Tandem "Baloney & Cheese"... lost in the Great Food Wars to Peanut Butter & Chocolate.... <br /><br />And when it comes to THIS morning show... I already know the one thing, that's going to bring this Proud Program crumbling down to earth... Clocker Shocker.<br /><br />I have an ancient dusty scroll full of trivia questions and I’ll ask each of you as many as I can in 20 seconds. 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Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>387</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mark and Chloe (Factory Fail)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mark-and-chloe-factory-fail--51234378</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners says he planned a surprise experience for a first date and it went off the rails almost immediately! 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You’re gonna hear what it was in a brand new Second Date]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>910</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nude Fantasy Football</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/nude-fantasy-football--51232609</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is playing Fantasy Football for the first time and joined a league with complete strangers. 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We’re calling him as the “commissioner” and letting him know we do things a little differently in this league.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>246</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - September 12</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-september-12--51232314</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>513</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - September 12</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-september-12--51232313</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a72399eb318b8990e099a136e5ec751c</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2022 16:47:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51232313/6809.mp3" length="6243615" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>391</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mr. Corn</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mr-corn--51230349</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea she’s about to be speaking with a County Fair celebrity, and his name is thee Mr. Corn.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">46a4565b61b69bccdffeb08c280700ca</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2022 13:38:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51230349/6808.mp3" length="4425074" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea she’s about to be speaking with a County Fair celebrity, and his name is thee Mr. Corn.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has no idea she’s about to be speaking with a County Fair celebrity, and his name is thee Mr. Corn.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>277</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 12</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-12--51229654</link><description><![CDATA[Millionaire, umbrella, quesadilla… What do those three words have in common with Young Jeffrey?<br /><br />The connection is you can’t spell any of them without BACK TO BACK “L’s”. <br /><br />That’s right, after talking a big game last week, Jeff has been eating slop from the trough of defeat. 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The connection is you can’t spell any of them without BACK TO BACK “L’s”. 

That’s right, after talking a big game last week, Jeff has been eating slop...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Millionaire, umbrella, quesadilla… What do those three words have in common with Young Jeffrey?<br /><br />The connection is you can’t spell any of them without BACK TO BACK “L’s”. <br /><br />That’s right, after talking a big game last week, Jeff has been eating slop from the trough of defeat. But unlike his parents *I* believe he can get his life back on track… in another rousing rendition of… CLOCKER SHOCKER!<br /><br />4 hosts, 20 seconds, fairly easy trivia questions. If you don’t know one just say pass, and we’ll move on. The person with the most right answers at the end will have control of an electric dog collar and they’ll get to pick the host who gets the volts. 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Instead of Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places" it's Young Jeffrey's "Fans With Beer Cases!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b45ce26238be8448bb31253b3ef09a8f</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2022 16:55:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51202836/6806.mp3" length="6407873" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Football is back and you know what that means: Time for tailgate parties! Instead of Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places" it's Young Jeffrey's "Fans With Beer Cases!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Football is back and you know what that means: Time for tailgate parties! Instead of Garth Brooks' "Friends in Low Places" it's Young Jeffrey's "Fans With Beer Cases!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>401</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Charlie and Megan (Capes Not Vapes)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/charlie-and-megan-capes-not-vapes--51203226</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners is worried he got caught doing something he shouldn’t be doing during a big movie premiere and now he’s not getting a call back. Find out the questionable and hilarious thing he did in an all new Second Date!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">db7b69e4172daf528f090b2b61fddefe</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2022 16:54:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51203226/6805.mp3" length="14994844" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners is worried he got caught doing something he shouldn’t be doing during a big movie premiere and now he’s not getting a call back. Find out the questionable and hilarious thing he did in an all new Second Date!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners is worried he got caught doing something he shouldn’t be doing during a big movie premiere and now he’s not getting a call back. Find out the questionable and hilarious thing he did in an all new Second Date!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>938</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>50 States 50 Dates Guy - September 9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/50-states-50-dates-guy-september-9--51202739</link><description><![CDATA[There’s a guy who is now getting international recognition and is even Tinder famous...All because of one crazy feat he accomplished... Even Hollywood producers are trying to make him the next big thing!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e3b0ce7e117180ef3d3315eee8288a6b</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2022 16:53:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51202739/6804.mp3" length="5732869" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There’s a guy who is now getting international recognition and is even Tinder famous...All because of one crazy feat he accomplished... Even Hollywood producers are trying to make him the next big thing!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There’s a guy who is now getting international recognition and is even Tinder famous...All because of one crazy feat he accomplished... Even Hollywood producers are trying to make him the next big thing!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>359</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>ADD Movers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/add-movers--51202838</link><description><![CDATA[In your all new Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f8d0c89aa65499fbb5600a4e37c5e04d</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2022 16:52:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51202838/6803.mp3" length="4468542" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your all new Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your all new Phone Tap we call a woman who hired a moving company sight unseen and we’re going to make her upcoming move a living nightmare!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>280</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - September 9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-september-9--51200277</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">636d9497d71f3d3b6d79f93c8d3e78e4</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2022 14:11:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51200277/6802.mp3" length="8118998" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>508</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Potty Police</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/potty-police--51200161</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now we’re calling to tell him we’ll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0682e42a88b4c7ef7d7313e0a9ec1899</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2022 13:49:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51200161/6801.mp3" length="3730426" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now we’re calling to tell him we’ll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim was set up by his coworker and now we’re calling to tell him we’ll be monitoring all the time he spends in the bathroom at work from here on out.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>234</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-9--51200162</link><description><![CDATA[There's nothing the hosts on this show love more than their favorite Italian meal.... take Jose for example... just the other day he told me he'd love to throw his face in some pasta carbonara and do a quick motorboat sesh. <br /><br />Brooke (if she can get past the wine) enjoys a light caprese salad........................ with over 17 pounds of parmesan cheese grated on top.<br /><br />Lets not forget about our own tiny food connoisseur (Alexis Fuller)...she hearts her Kraft mac and cheese with the orange powder still on top, while its served to her. Im being serious. Super Classy<br /><br />That brings us to Jeff............. or in Italy, as they call him, the limp bread stick. <br /><br />Normally his gag reflex is non existent... but with Brooke yesterday -HE. FULL. ON. CHOKED..... in OUR COUNTRY'S FAVORITE RADIO game called.... Clocker Shocker!<br /><br />Yesterday he blew it when he couldn’t remember the name of our OWN twitter account, (the one with his name in it. Brooke and Jeffy) But today.... he has a chance to redeem himself. Each host will have 20 seconds to answer rapid fire trivia.... and at the end..... the host with the most correct answers wins and picks who will get zapped by an electric dog collar while they sing a random song.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">51b0e1689fe3397f3fc6c01647aeb52c</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2022 13:48:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51200162/6800.mp3" length="8178348" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's nothing the hosts on this show love more than their favorite Italian meal.... take Jose for example... just the other day he told me he'd love to throw his face in some pasta carbonara and do a quick motorboat sesh. 

Brooke (if she can get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There's nothing the hosts on this show love more than their favorite Italian meal.... take Jose for example... just the other day he told me he'd love to throw his face in some pasta carbonara and do a quick motorboat sesh. <br /><br />Brooke (if she can get past the wine) enjoys a light caprese salad........................ with over 17 pounds of parmesan cheese grated on top.<br /><br />Lets not forget about our own tiny food connoisseur (Alexis Fuller)...she hearts her Kraft mac and cheese with the orange powder still on top, while its served to her. Im being serious. Super Classy<br /><br />That brings us to Jeff............. or in Italy, as they call him, the limp bread stick. <br /><br />Normally his gag reflex is non existent... but with Brooke yesterday -HE. FULL. ON. CHOKED..... in OUR COUNTRY'S FAVORITE RADIO game called.... Clocker Shocker!<br /><br />Yesterday he blew it when he couldn’t remember the name of our OWN twitter account, (the one with his name in it. Brooke and Jeffy) But today.... he has a chance to redeem himself. Each host will have 20 seconds to answer rapid fire trivia.... and at the end..... the host with the most correct answers wins and picks who will get zapped by an electric dog collar while they sing a random song.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>512</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - September 8</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-september-8--51188895</link><description><![CDATA[An airline pilot actually threatened to turn the plane around for the most hilarious reason ever…and somebody caught it on video! Plus, a waitress just shared the secret tricks she uses to get her customers to tip more money…We're playing all the audio for you in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d8f1370c0ef2b7d0355a5ace6a719d24</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2022 17:02:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51188895/6799.mp3" length="5701940" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>An airline pilot actually threatened to turn the plane around for the most hilarious reason ever…and somebody caught it on video! Plus, a waitress just shared the secret tricks she uses to get her customers to tip more money…We're playing all the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[An airline pilot actually threatened to turn the plane around for the most hilarious reason ever…and somebody caught it on video! Plus, a waitress just shared the secret tricks she uses to get her customers to tip more money…We're playing all the audio for you in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>357</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Roast The Ghost</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-roast-the-ghost--51188985</link><description><![CDATA[In today's Textual Healing, we have a listener on the phone who's new love interest seemed familiar... And once he remembered why, it was so awkward he wanted our help admitting it to her!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">301d6047aeec67524d1b402f0f38a169</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2022 17:01:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51188985/6798.mp3" length="14340320" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today's Textual Healing, we have a listener on the phone who's new love interest seemed familiar... And once he remembered why, it was so awkward he wanted our help admitting it to her!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today's Textual Healing, we have a listener on the phone who's new love interest seemed familiar... And once he remembered why, it was so awkward he wanted our help admitting it to her!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>897</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Alan Winterbottom Lives With You</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/alan-winterbottom-lives-with-you--51187618</link><description><![CDATA[80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a new Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very intrusive and exclusive offer]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6b690364e9036d8f995e578997b18c61</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2022 14:59:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51187618/6797.mp3" length="4574704" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a new Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very intrusive and exclusive offer</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[80 year-old Alan Winterbottom is back for a new Phone Tap today and he’s calling someone who donated to a local senior center to thank him with a very intrusive and exclusive offer]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>287</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Teacher's Pet</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/teacher-s-pet--51187619</link><description><![CDATA[A college professor was approached by his attractive student... And had no idea he was just a small part of her devious plan.. This wasn’t a scheme to get better grades… It's actually much worse...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">af51ab7e387e390c152afedcb56c6587</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2022 14:59:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51187619/6796.mp3" length="6106942" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A college professor was approached by his attractive student... And had no idea he was just a small part of her devious plan.. This wasn’t a scheme to get better grades… It's actually much worse...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A college professor was approached by his attractive student... And had no idea he was just a small part of her devious plan.. This wasn’t a scheme to get better grades… It's actually much worse...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>382</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Amelia and Rob (Undercover Boss)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/amelia-and-rob-undercover-boss--51186742</link><description><![CDATA[The girl in today’s Second Date had one of the most embarrassing misunderstandings that we’ve ever heard in our lives. It’s gonna be one for the record books, hear it in the podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">61aeeace78198c9b7115374448d48a6a</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2022 13:56:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51186742/6795.mp3" length="14093724" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The girl in today’s Second Date had one of the most embarrassing misunderstandings that we’ve ever heard in our lives. It’s gonna be one for the record books, hear it in the podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The girl in today’s Second Date had one of the most embarrassing misunderstandings that we’ve ever heard in our lives. It’s gonna be one for the record books, hear it in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>882</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Byron Took Apart Your Car</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/byron-took-apart-your-car--51186740</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim dropped their car off for some extensive deep cleaning and we’re calling today to let them know we took the whole thing apart but we can’t put it back together again!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8d820545ebe7e72a57361e61b2b30eb8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2022 13:38:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51186740/6794.mp3" length="4486932" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim dropped their car off for some extensive deep cleaning and we’re calling today to let them know we took the whole thing apart but we can’t put it back together again!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim dropped their car off for some extensive deep cleaning and we’re calling today to let them know we took the whole thing apart but we can’t put it back together again!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>281</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 8</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-8--51186741</link><description><![CDATA[For every dominating dynasty there is an underdog ready to shock the world. The iPod reigned supreme until a peppy little MP3 player called the “Microsoft ZUNE” hit the market and changed the game FOREVER. <br /><br />American Idol had superstars like Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood before a big haired Sanjaya Malakar debuted and took the world by storm.  <br /><br />But Maybe the biggest underdog of them all…. Deuce Bigelow - The European Gigolo part 2.... yes, the first movie was horrible... but a sequel shortly afterwards??? The producers should be in prison.... but never the less...it was released.... and the fact that it even saw the light of day...is no small feat of greatness.... <br /><br />Thats why I have hope..... for our own show's underdog... Brooke Fox....who has performed horribly in a trivia game she actually SHOULD be good at! Will she shock the world today and top her nemesis Young Jeffrey? <br /><br />We're about to find out in the game we know and love called..... <br /><br />Clocker Shocker!<br /><br />For those of you scoring at home, each host will have 20 second to quickly answer as many trivia questions as possible, and the person with the most right answers at the end will have control of the Clocker Shocker, and they get to pick who gets zapped.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">160b53bafc50fb07ec04657971cf0079</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2022 13:36:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51186741/6793.mp3" length="7413065" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>For every dominating dynasty there is an underdog ready to shock the world. The iPod reigned supreme until a peppy little MP3 player called the “Microsoft ZUNE” hit the market and changed the game FOREVER. 

American Idol had superstars like Kelly...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[For every dominating dynasty there is an underdog ready to shock the world. The iPod reigned supreme until a peppy little MP3 player called the “Microsoft ZUNE” hit the market and changed the game FOREVER. <br /><br />American Idol had superstars like Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood before a big haired Sanjaya Malakar debuted and took the world by storm.  <br /><br />But Maybe the biggest underdog of them all…. Deuce Bigelow - The European Gigolo part 2.... yes, the first movie was horrible... but a sequel shortly afterwards??? The producers should be in prison.... but never the less...it was released.... and the fact that it even saw the light of day...is no small feat of greatness.... <br /><br />Thats why I have hope..... for our own show's underdog... Brooke Fox....who has performed horribly in a trivia game she actually SHOULD be good at! Will she shock the world today and top her nemesis Young Jeffrey? <br /><br />We're about to find out in the game we know and love called..... <br /><br />Clocker Shocker!<br /><br />For those of you scoring at home, each host will have 20 second to quickly answer as many trivia questions as possible, and the person with the most right answers at the end will have control of the Clocker Shocker, and they get to pick who gets zapped.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>464</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's On Your Mind? - September 7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-on-your-mind-september-7--51176342</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke's 'Year of Hot' is back on track, Jose has an Oyster Diaper Girlfriend, Alexis embarrassed herself at the mechanic, and Jeffrey FINALLY got recognized! It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6439c6dda99384dd3817e7c91babb5c3</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Sep 2022 17:10:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51176342/6792.mp3" length="6771915" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Brooke's 'Year of Hot' is back on track, Jose has an Oyster Diaper Girlfriend, Alexis embarrassed herself at the mechanic, and Jeffrey FINALLY got recognized! It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke's 'Year of Hot' is back on track, Jose has an Oyster Diaper Girlfriend, Alexis embarrassed herself at the mechanic, and Jeffrey FINALLY got recognized! 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In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! 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The MattMan trilogy continues in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>968</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Surprise! 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But does his system sound too good to be true?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>984</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-6--51161391</link><description><![CDATA[In 2010, the Cleveland Cavaliers basketball team lost 26 games in a row.... in the year 2019.... Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris Davis infamously went 0 for 49....... and finally.... the lovable losers... the Chicago Cubs didn't even win the world series for over 100 years. 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We'll talk to Jessica in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>730</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Daycare Dilemma</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/daycare-dilemma--51150568</link><description><![CDATA[As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. 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With school starting up again, instead of Nicky Youre's "Sunroof" it's Young Jeffrey's "Lunch Room!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>421</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Krista and Luke (Pals Before Gals)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/krista-and-luke-pals-before-gals--51122076</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners decided she wasn’t just going to sit through a bad date, she was going to get revenge instead. So why is she still calling us for a Second Date?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">40eda6f73a143aeb38f0399aa2795c10</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2022 17:23:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51122076/6775.mp3" length="15958658" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners decided she wasn’t just going to sit through a bad date, she was going to get revenge instead. So why is she still calling us for a Second Date?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners decided she wasn’t just going to sit through a bad date, she was going to get revenge instead. So why is she still calling us for a Second Date?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>998</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dope Tikulitis Tours</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dope-tikulitis-tours--51121278</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he needs to be upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cb4f5ff3b15a5938f9998d8b44178604</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2022 17:19:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51121278/6774.mp3" length="4393310" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he needs to be upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, Jose is introducing himself to his new boss at a Tour Bus Company, and he needs to be upfront about his rhythmic and funky condition called “Dope Tikulitis.”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>275</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Riffin' Around: Back To School Edition</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/riffin-around-back-to-school-edition--51122075</link><description><![CDATA[School is coming back in session so today's Riffin' Around has songs that are all "Back To School" themed!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c423235b37505f915b3f27d3b50d0e31</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2022 17:16:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51122075/6773.mp3" length="7011824" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>School is coming back in session so today's Riffin' Around has songs that are all "Back To School" themed!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[School is coming back in session so today's Riffin' Around has songs that are all "Back To School" themed!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>439</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - September 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-september-2--51119744</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>444</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Goodwill</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goodwill--51117315</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is a frequent donator of clothing and Brooke is gonna call her up and let her know that her “style” just isn’t nice enough for Goodwill. 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Do better people!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>293</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-2--51117314</link><description><![CDATA[Thank you for that lovely introduction Jeffrey. And thank you all for coming. I’m sure you’re all wondering why I gathered you here.<br /><br /> Late last night in this very studio a CRIME WAS COMMITTED. Details are sketchy but I talked to the lead officer (Detective Gob Knobbler)…….  he said he found three key pieces of evidence…. A blood stained list of generic trivia questions…. next to a fake mustache..... and a worn out dog shock collar …… which means whoever committed this crime was either a pervy fan of Alex Trebek who enjoyed shocking themselves while watching jeopardy……. Or they just wanted to try the radio game that’s known as….. CLOCKER SHOCKER<br /><br />Lucky for us…after they dusted for fingerprints… I was able to sneak the list of trivia questions away from the police– and hid it in my armpit… so we could play today.  <br /><br />Each of you will have 20 seconds to get as many right as possible. 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 Late last night in this very studio a CRIME WAS COMMITTED. Details are sketchy but I talked to the lead officer...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thank you for that lovely introduction Jeffrey. And thank you all for coming. I’m sure you’re all wondering why I gathered you here.<br /><br /> Late last night in this very studio a CRIME WAS COMMITTED. Details are sketchy but I talked to the lead officer (Detective Gob Knobbler)…….  he said he found three key pieces of evidence…. A blood stained list of generic trivia questions…. next to a fake mustache..... and a worn out dog shock collar …… which means whoever committed this crime was either a pervy fan of Alex Trebek who enjoyed shocking themselves while watching jeopardy……. Or they just wanted to try the radio game that’s known as….. CLOCKER SHOCKER<br /><br />Lucky for us…after they dusted for fingerprints… I was able to sneak the list of trivia questions away from the police– and hid it in my armpit… so we could play today.  <br /><br />Each of you will have 20 seconds to get as many right as possible. Winner gets to choose who in the room gets the clocker shocker.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>501</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - September 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-september-1--51108190</link><description><![CDATA[One of the strangest and most hilarious phobias we’ve ever heard of came out recently in a video during a wedding reception....Plus, most people celebrate their engagement with cake and a party... but one woman went straight to court...and you'll never believe what she got her fiance to do…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1e27dda2e6ecb5dad8f9a1523ac097f9</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2022 16:56:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51108190/6769.mp3" length="5607481" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of the strangest and most hilarious phobias we’ve ever heard of came out recently in a video during a wedding reception....Plus, most people celebrate their engagement with cake and a party... but one woman went straight to court...and you'll...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of the strangest and most hilarious phobias we’ve ever heard of came out recently in a video during a wedding reception....Plus, most people celebrate their engagement with cake and a party... but one woman went straight to court...and you'll never believe what she got her fiance to do…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>351</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>20 Year Prom Pact</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/20-year-prom-pact--51108072</link><description><![CDATA[A few months ago we learned of a listener's pact from 20 years ago, and after he appeared on our show we now have an UPDATE on one of the most romantic long shots of all time...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a148c377199c22a52b89461e3401c087</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2022 16:56:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51108072/6768.mp3" length="15503919" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A few months ago we learned of a listener's pact from 20 years ago, and after he appeared on our show we now have an UPDATE on one of the most romantic long shots of all time...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A few months ago we learned of a listener's pact from 20 years ago, and after he appeared on our show we now have an UPDATE on one of the most romantic long shots of all time...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>970</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>New Login, Who Dis?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/new-login-who-dis--51109077</link><description><![CDATA[It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7b384d60766d3fa49f598ba5eb3213e8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2022 16:54:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51109077/6767.mp3" length="4174299" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It feels like companies do everything they can to make the easy things difficult for their employees. In today’s Phone Tap we’re installing a 10 part system just for the guy on the phone to even open his email]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>262</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Innovation Espionage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/innovation-espionage--51108073</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker started when two mysterious strangers approached one of our listeners while she was in a public park... and the conversation that followed blew our minds...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">490a77344335792fab1aaca9306cc21f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2022 16:54:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51108073/6766.mp3" length="6129930" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker started when two mysterious strangers approached one of our listeners while she was in a public park... and the conversation that followed blew our minds...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker started when two mysterious strangers approached one of our listeners while she was in a public park... and the conversation that followed blew our minds...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>384</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Taylor and Murphy (Paint the Baby Room)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/taylor-and-murphy-paint-the-baby-room--51108074</link><description><![CDATA[The woman on the phone with us for today's Second Date said her night included someone going into LABOR, and it actually led to a fun night anyway?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d6330c5063d7de32d7afce19a72f99cd</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2022 16:53:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51108074/6765.mp3" length="12571935" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The woman on the phone with us for today's Second Date said her night included someone going into LABOR, and it actually led to a fun night anyway?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The woman on the phone with us for today's Second Date said her night included someone going into LABOR, and it actually led to a fun night anyway?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>786</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - September 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-september-1--51109079</link><description><![CDATA[It’s one day before tomorrow….   and you know what that means… time for your corporately mandated trivia torture, courtesy of your old pal Jake…… and his new game called…. <br /><br />If you haven’t heard of it…<br /><br />Each host will have 20 seconds to quickly answer as many trivia questions as they can. If you don’t know one, you can pass…. and at the end.... the person with the most points in the room will be king or queen for a day…. and get to pick which co-host gets the… you guessed it… The Clocker Shocker]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e098b519e5f11a4f830243970e3f827e</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Sep 2022 16:52:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51109079/6764.mp3" length="7846906" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s one day before tomorrow….   and you know what that means… time for your corporately mandated trivia torture, courtesy of your old pal Jake…… and his new game called…. 

If you haven’t heard of it…

Each host will have 20 seconds to quickly answer...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s one day before tomorrow….   and you know what that means… time for your corporately mandated trivia torture, courtesy of your old pal Jake…… and his new game called…. <br /><br />If you haven’t heard of it…<br /><br />Each host will have 20 seconds to quickly answer as many trivia questions as they can. 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Sorry about that…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>238</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Harold and Ashley (Standup Funny Guy)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/harold-and-ashley-standup-funny-guy--51094547</link><description><![CDATA[Every once in a while we meet someone so unique that they stick in our memories for years. 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Today is one of those times and we're so excited for you to meet Harold.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1077</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Erin and Jamie</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/erin-and-jamie--51094546</link><description><![CDATA[Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most pathetic tinder dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6d3ba5fb9bb1b5561eb3e68f522f2510</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2022 17:11:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51094546/6761.mp3" length="6964176" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most pathetic tinder dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most pathetic tinder dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>436</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Clover and The UPS Booby Trap</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/clover-and-the-ups-booby-trap--51094545</link><description><![CDATA[Porch Pirates stealing your packages is enough to ruin anyone’s week! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we sent Jose’s character CLOVER to deal with this serious situation…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b87247bb0e1b7cab93d8cd63b3afda31</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2022 17:11:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51094545/6760.mp3" length="4054345" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Porch Pirates stealing your packages is enough to ruin anyone’s week! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we sent Jose’s character CLOVER to deal with this serious situation…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Porch Pirates stealing your packages is enough to ruin anyone’s week! That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we sent Jose’s character CLOVER to deal with this serious situation…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>254</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's On Your Mind? - August 31</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-on-your-mind-august-31--51094548</link><description><![CDATA[A quick lie got Brooke one step closer to owning a cat, Jose's Dad is still talking about morose topics, Alexis had trouble finding a train in Spain, and Jeffrey had the unluckiest vacation of all. 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CLOCKER SHOCKER<br /><br />The rules are simple, you'll have 20 seconds to rapid fire answer as many trivia questions as you can. If you get stumped, you can pass…. and at the end.... the person with the highest score will get to pick which host gets a taste of electro-trivia justice…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2d9563ce6844a02af273dd6ddb00dcd2</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Aug 2022 13:43:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51093208/6757.mp3" length="6794067" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Before we begin I need all of you to start taking this seriously. Alexis, get off your phone and stop texting old men. Brooke, stop picking at your teeth, this is the price you pay for eating pulled pork for breakfast. Jose, tuck your shirt in. And...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Before we begin I need all of you to start taking this seriously. 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If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>393</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>NFT House</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/nft-house--51081936</link><description><![CDATA[The housing market is insane right now. That’s why in today’s Phone Tap we call a guy and tell him the offer he just put in wasn’t for a real house… but for an NFT.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ea8976b658aeca655b5c06258a4fb83d</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2022 16:53:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51081936/6755.mp3" length="4538341" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The housing market is insane right now. 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But before we can jumpstart his career, he wants to ask his boss for one thing in an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">644b9cdad7fcf54e2f34df207582ca10</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2022 16:53:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51081937/6754.mp3" length="14286821" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners is always late to work, can’t turn his work in on time, and somehow thinks WE can help him fix that. But before we can jumpstart his career, he wants to ask his boss for one thing in an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners is always late to work, can’t turn his work in on time, and somehow thinks WE can help him fix that. 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Don’t let other people tell you that you don’t know how to count.<br /><br />Ok, It’s time for us to make like the army in Disney’s 'Mulan' and get down to business. Thats why we’re playing the newest excuse for a trivia game…<br /><br />The rules are simple, you'll have 20 seconds to rapid fire answer as many trivia questions as you can. If you get stumped, you can pass…. and at the end.... the person with the highest score will get to pick which host gets the JAW RATTLING, TEAR INDUCING, PANTS SPLITTING.... . CLOCKER SHOCKER.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">beb2564f5a4473ddf0bbaf6c2b737ea4</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2022 13:36:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51081319/6750.mp3" length="7195308" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There’s 3 rules I try to live my life by: #1 Electrocution is the best way to start the day and #3. Don’t let other people tell you that you don’t know how to count.

Ok, It’s time for us to make like the army in Disney’s 'Mulan' and get down to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There’s 3 rules I try to live my life by: #1 Electrocution is the best way to start the day and #3. Don’t let other people tell you that you don’t know how to count.<br /><br />Ok, It’s time for us to make like the army in Disney’s 'Mulan' and get down to business. Thats why we’re playing the newest excuse for a trivia game…<br /><br />The rules are simple, you'll have 20 seconds to rapid fire answer as many trivia questions as you can. If you get stumped, you can pass…. and at the end.... the person with the highest score will get to pick which host gets the JAW RATTLING, TEAR INDUCING, PANTS SPLITTING.... . CLOCKER SHOCKER.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>450</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Whatcha Doin' At The Irish Music Festival? - August 29</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/whatcha-doin-at-the-irish-music-festival-august-29--51068618</link><description><![CDATA[Jose and Alexis packed their pockets with corned beef and shamrocks and went downtown to ask people "Whatcha Doin' At The Irish Music Festival?"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8860a571687e53a9a674a08bc8ecd04a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2022 17:13:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51068618/6749.mp3" length="6603060" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose and Alexis packed their pockets with corned beef and shamrocks and went downtown to ask people "Whatcha Doin' At The Irish Music Festival?"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose and Alexis packed their pockets with corned beef and shamrocks and went downtown to ask people "Whatcha Doin' At The Irish Music Festival?"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>413</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Justin and Robin (Stress Test)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/justin-and-robin-stress-test--51068619</link><description><![CDATA[How long would you wait for a first date to show up before bailing? The listener in today’s Second Date waited 60 minutes for them to show their face and you’ll be shocked at what happened once she finally arrived!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">72c930b2f91e519ba728c2f1d871951f</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2022 17:12:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51068619/6748.mp3" length="14873218" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How long would you wait for a first date to show up before bailing? The listener in today’s Second Date waited 60 minutes for them to show their face and you’ll be shocked at what happened once she finally arrived!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How long would you wait for a first date to show up before bailing? The listener in today’s Second Date waited 60 minutes for them to show their face and you’ll be shocked at what happened once she finally arrived!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>930</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Crooked Refs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/crooked-refs--51068620</link><description><![CDATA[We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">92da6e8f23859b583a5cd22d4b1ee12c</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2022 17:11:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51068620/6747.mp3" length="3513505" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We call a guy who recently signed up to be a youth sports ref and tell him all the ways we’re planning to rig the games in our favor!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>220</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - August 29</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-august-29--51068622</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e433c411a6730f466cfeb77d2510d459</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2022 17:11:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51068622/6746.mp3" length="5980301" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&amp;C's and privacy policy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>375</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thanks For The Winning Ticket</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thanks-for-the-winning-ticket--51065801</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, Jose calls a guy who has been trying really hard to win the lottery and lets him know if he’s finally won the big one…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b5d34280aae731b4b9b69b18923d3f56</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2022 13:44:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51065801/6744.mp3" length="4028431" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s Phone Tap, Jose calls a guy who has been trying really hard to win the lottery and lets him know if he’s finally won the big one…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, Jose calls a guy who has been trying really hard to win the lottery and lets him know if he’s finally won the big one…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>253</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - August 29</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-august-29--51066858</link><description><![CDATA[Every few years a good idea comes around that changes the world: Drive through liquor stores, girdles for men, noise cancelling headphones so I can do my job while Brooke plays everything out of her computer at full volume. 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But today, a brand new idea...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Every few years a good idea comes around that changes the world: Drive through liquor stores, girdles for men, noise cancelling headphones so I can do my job while Brooke plays everything out of her computer at full volume. But today, a brand new idea joins the pantheon, and it’s called the... “Clocker Shocker.” <br /><br />The rules are simple, you'll have 20 seconds to rapid fire answer as many trivia questions as you can. 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Instead of Bruno Mars' "That's What I Like" it's Young Jeffrey's "That's How I Swipe"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>405</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Matt and Kelsie (MattMan Returns)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/matt-and-kelsie-mattman-returns--51042784</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Second Date is an epic comeback opportunity for a man who’s been on our show before. He went by “Mat-Man” and today we’re going to be his trusty sidekicks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7751da8846d30838fdfb9adeb5c96370</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2022 16:57:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51042784/6740.mp3" length="14702273" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Second Date is an epic comeback opportunity for a man who’s been on our show before. He went by “Mat-Man” and today we’re going to be his trusty sidekicks!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Second Date is an epic comeback opportunity for a man who’s been on our show before. He went by “Mat-Man” and today we’re going to be his trusty sidekicks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>920</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c110492efc1dfc1e651f5a497c514a9a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Matt and Kelsie (MattMan Returns)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/matt-and-kelsie-mattman-returns--51040846</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Second Date is an epic comeback opportunity for a man who’s been on our show before. He went by “Mat-Man” and today we’re going to be his trusty sidekicks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4fcbfc0b63653866ec7b29bfd64b06cc</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2022 16:57:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51040846/6740.mp3" length="14706870" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Second Date is an epic comeback opportunity for a man who’s been on our show before. He went by “Mat-Man” and today we’re going to be his trusty sidekicks!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Second Date is an epic comeback opportunity for a man who’s been on our show before. He went by “Mat-Man” and today we’re going to be his trusty sidekicks!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>920</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What In The Wordle?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-in-the-wordle--51041401</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling him to scold him for gaming so much on company time!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">089d17f32ace8a393c71731df303b132</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2022 16:56:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51041401/6739.mp3" length="3753414" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling him to scold him for gaming so much on company time!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is a Wordle fiend and we’re calling him to scold him for gaming so much on company time!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>235</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Riffin' Around - One Hit Wonders</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/riffin-around-one-hit-wonders--51039236</link><description><![CDATA[In a new edition of Riffin' Around, we had a bunch of One-Hit Wonders teed up for Brooke, Jose, and Alexis to try and identify!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">873d684c1a18184c90df8b18a02c5821</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2022 14:19:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51039236/6738.mp3" length="7114224" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In a new edition of Riffin' Around, we had a bunch of One-Hit Wonders teed up for Brooke, Jose, and Alexis to try and identify!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In a new edition of Riffin' Around, we had a bunch of One-Hit Wonders teed up for Brooke, Jose, and Alexis to try and identify!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>445</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Are You Copying Me?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/are-you-copying-me--51038688</link><description><![CDATA[The woman we’re pranking in today's Phone Tap just wants to leave a complaint about a bad restaurant experience she had, but the EXACT same THING happened to Jose and he can’t wait to tell her about it!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8f3521c64b4f1df7384c77a3046cfd20</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2022 13:46:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51038688/6737.mp3" length="3983710" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The woman we’re pranking in today's Phone Tap just wants to leave a complaint about a bad restaurant experience she had, but the EXACT same THING happened to Jose and he can’t wait to tell her about it!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The woman we’re pranking in today's Phone Tap just wants to leave a complaint about a bad restaurant experience she had, but the EXACT same THING happened to Jose and he can’t wait to tell her about it!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>250</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - August 26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-august-26--51039235</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: In the 1970’s, Italian confectionary company Ferrero was looking to rebrand their tiny mouth freshener product known then as “refreshing mints.” The name they settled on was “Tic Tac” and its become world renowned by that brand ever since. 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Today's question: In the 1970’s, Italian confectionary company Ferrero was looking to rebrand their tiny mouth freshener product known then as “refreshing mints.” The name they settled on was “Tic Tac”...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: In the 1970’s, Italian confectionary company Ferrero was looking to rebrand their tiny mouth freshener product known then as “refreshing mints.” The name they settled on was “Tic Tac” and its become world renowned by that brand ever since. 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It took a lot of confidence, so fellas, take notes on your brand new Second Date!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>927</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c110492efc1dfc1e651f5a497c514a9a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sad Dog</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sad-dog--51027996</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is also a victim of revenge. 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Today's question: When you board a plane, do you ever notice that there’s always someone right at the door, ready to greet you and welcome you aboard? You may think that it's the flight attendant's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: When you board a plane, do you ever notice that there’s always someone right at the door, ready to greet you and welcome you aboard? You may think that it's the flight attendant's sole job at that point is to be warm and welcoming..... but it's not. There is a little known secret in the airline industry as to WHY they are trained to make eye contact and greet you..... AND it serves a very important purpose. 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Or ruin in-person dating permanently?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>899</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Aquarium Birthday Helper</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/aquarium-birthday-helper--51018812</link><description><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap, we called the mother of a kid who has a birthday party at the Aquarium coming up. 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I need you to tell me the Top 4 responses in no particular order.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3789e00120ad32ea2f085ce3b2f2fc5f</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2022 17:13:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51019277/6723.mp3" length="7218296" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: A new survey recently asked a thousand kids ages 6 to 16 which rules they would like to see implemented at the dinner table if they had their way. I need you to tell me the Top 4...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: A new survey recently asked a thousand kids ages 6 to 16 which rules they would like to see implemented at the dinner table if they had their way. I need you to tell me the Top 4 responses in no particular order.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>452</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Mexico Vacation Marriage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-mexico-vacation-marriage--51008908</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners had a Mexican Vacation get so crazy, that she vowed to never tell her friends or family what really went on. 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Even though she has no regrets, she does want to use The Masked Speaker to come clean to somebody about what happened...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>397</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Trainer Tipper</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/trainer-tipper--51008907</link><description><![CDATA[Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap we’re convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3717152dcf86e30bff59699d5e7defef</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2022 17:48:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51008907/6717.mp3" length="4680030" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Would you ever tip a personal trainer? Some would say never, but in today’s Phone Tap we’re convincing a woman it would be in her best interest to drop a few bills his way if she knows what’s good for her…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Would you ever tip a personal trainer? 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So why does he think his girlfriend is going to break up with him because of it?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4b02a5896055b365f56e4127c13c12b5</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2022 17:47:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51008985/6716.mp3" length="14961408" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call just won a brand new car from a raffle. So why does he think his girlfriend is going to break up with him because of it?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call just won a brand new car from a raffle. So why does he think his girlfriend is going to break up with him because of it?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>936</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ivy and Nate (BBQ Got Me All Choked Up)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ivy-and-nate-bbq-got-me-all-choked-up--51018701</link><description><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Second Date did something extreme to break the awkward first date silence, and it might be the most bold, and questionable thing anyone has ever done on a date but it worked… kinda!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">84bd6e261d075306670f2d2d359840a0</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2022 14:10:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51018701/6715.mp3" length="15163700" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The woman in today’s Second Date did something extreme to break the awkward first date silence, and it might be the most bold, and questionable thing anyone has ever done on a date but it worked… kinda!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Second Date did something extreme to break the awkward first date silence, and it might be the most bold, and questionable thing anyone has ever done on a date but it worked… kinda!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>948</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c110492efc1dfc1e651f5a497c514a9a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ivy and Nate (BBQ Got Me All Choked Up)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ivy-and-nate-bbq-got-me-all-choked-up--51006491</link><description><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Second Date did something extreme to break the awkward first date silence, and it might be the most bold, and questionable thing anyone has ever done on a date but it worked… kinda!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">75e1747edd878359f82260bbde81eb2e</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2022 14:10:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51006491/6715.mp3" length="15181672" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The woman in today’s Second Date did something extreme to break the awkward first date silence, and it might be the most bold, and questionable thing anyone has ever done on a date but it worked… kinda!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Second Date did something extreme to break the awkward first date silence, and it might be the most bold, and questionable thing anyone has ever done on a date but it worked… kinda!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>950</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Deleted Everything</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-deleted-everything--51006492</link><description><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap, we got Jose to pretend to be a new hire of an accounting firm who accidentally deleted an entire company’s database. 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Safe to say they were not happy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>277</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - August 23</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-august-23--51006493</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: A recent survey by Cosmo Magazine found that men need to up their "BLANK" pic game… If you know what I’m talking about.<br /><br />In fact, 56% of single ladies said they got an unsolicited picture of someone’s downstairs last year… not cool, Jose. And the survey also asked about where you take these naughty pics, specifically the most appealing places INSIDE your home. They ranked the top 10 sexiest places... 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Today's question: A recent survey by Cosmo Magazine found that men need to up their "BLANK" pic game… If you know what I’m talking about.

In fact, 56% of single ladies said they got an unsolicited...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: A recent survey by Cosmo Magazine found that men need to up their "BLANK" pic game… If you know what I’m talking about.<br /><br />In fact, 56% of single ladies said they got an unsolicited picture of someone’s downstairs last year… not cool, Jose. And the survey also asked about where you take these naughty pics, specifically the most appealing places INSIDE your home. They ranked the top 10 sexiest places... 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We’re gonna put on our hero capes and try to save him!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>920</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - August 22</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-august-22--50996761</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">082c307b608cd3d23993271c0005e35a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2022 14:36:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50996764/6710.mp3" length="6207252" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! 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Today's Question: In Theater terms, a stage production in the big apple can be classified as one of three things… it’s either “Broadway” “Off-broadway” or “Off-Off Broadway.” Other than the overall...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jeffrey is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's Question: In Theater terms, a stage production in the big apple can be classified as one of three things… it’s either “Broadway” “Off-broadway” or “Off-Off Broadway.” Other than the overall quality of the production, what is the determining factor in the biz.... between the three?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>498</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rolando Loves Pie</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rolando-loves-pie--50962844</link><description><![CDATA[Rolando is back for a new Phone Tap! 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We’re calling a woman who entered a pie in a state fair and her pie might be the SECOND most delicious delicacy we’ve ever tasted.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>252</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lisa and Alex (Speakeasy Poker Room)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lisa-and-alex-speakeasy-poker-room--50963361</link><description><![CDATA[The couple in today’s Second Date are both absolute hotties, but the reason they aren’t going out again sounds like something out of a James Bond movie rather than a bad date that we’re used to!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3e17959abca1cb93ccee8d8259b3ebcf</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2022 16:28:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50963361/6706.mp3" length="14824735" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The couple in today’s Second Date are both absolute hotties, but the reason they aren’t going out again sounds like something out of a James Bond movie rather than a bad date that we’re used to!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The couple in today’s Second Date are both absolute hotties, but the reason they aren’t going out again sounds like something out of a James Bond movie rather than a bad date that we’re used to!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>927</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Buzzed Out (Twenty One Pilots Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/buzzed-out-twenty-one-pilots-parody-young-jeffrey-s-song-of-the-week--50963360</link><description><![CDATA[If the Bees disappear then so will SO many of our favorite things! Instead of Twenty One Pilots' "Stressed Out" it's Young Jeffrey's "Buzzed Out!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">206a82e0f8e47def214e6efe2d085ca5</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2022 16:27:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50963360/6705.mp3" length="6692085" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If the Bees disappear then so will SO many of our favorite things! Instead of Twenty One Pilots' "Stressed Out" it's Young Jeffrey's "Buzzed Out!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If the Bees disappear then so will SO many of our favorite things! Instead of Twenty One Pilots' "Stressed Out" it's Young Jeffrey's "Buzzed Out!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - August 19</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-august-19--50961686</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">026d8789e97e1f4de507a8b1e1261604</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2022 14:04:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50961686/6704.mp3" length="8124013" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>509</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Outrageous Cruise Winner</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/outrageous-cruise-winner--50961803</link><description><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the perfect ways to stress her out to the maximum.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0256213242cc8f5dfaaa7eddb91bffbb</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2022 14:03:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50961803/6703.mp3" length="4490694" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the perfect ways to stress her out to the maximum.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap, we called a woman who just won a week-long trip on a cruise but before she can collect her prize we were prepared by her husband with the perfect ways to stress her out to the maximum.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>281</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - August 19</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-august-19--50961687</link><description><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's Question: A new survey asked 2,000 people what board and card games are most likely to start an argument in your household. You could probably guess, #1 on the list has torn families apart for almost 100 years… Monopoly. I need you to give me 3 other answers that are most likely to cause a fight.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">de262c0f5c8a841e7ae51298b0f99641</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2022 13:51:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50961687/6702.mp3" length="7650883" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's Question: A new survey asked 2,000 people what board and card games are most likely to start an argument in your household. You could probably guess, #1 on the list has torn families apart for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's Question: A new survey asked 2,000 people what board and card games are most likely to start an argument in your household. You could probably guess, #1 on the list has torn families apart for almost 100 years… Monopoly. I need you to give me 3 other answers that are most likely to cause a fight.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>479</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Brian and Gina (Weak In The Knees)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/brian-and-gina-weak-in-the-knees--50952880</link><description><![CDATA[Imagine spending an entire day trying to impress a person you really like and in the span of 20 minutes you’re back in your car wondering how it all went wrong. We’re going to get some answers from one of our listeners in your Second Date!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ee17d8c82bd05d533f503a845e6e4136</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2022 16:54:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50952880/6701.mp3" length="14314407" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Imagine spending an entire day trying to impress a person you really like and in the span of 20 minutes you’re back in your car wondering how it all went wrong. We’re going to get some answers from one of our listeners in your Second Date!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Imagine spending an entire day trying to impress a person you really like and in the span of 20 minutes you’re back in your car wondering how it all went wrong. We’re going to get some answers from one of our listeners in your Second Date!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>895</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Personifying Dead Dad</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-personifying-dead-dad--50952736</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners has been dressing up in an elaborate disguise every single week and we need your help to judge if it's a GOOD THING or a REALLY BAD THING...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">90769a67fd06774773878604000beaf0</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2022 16:52:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50952736/6700.mp3" length="5855749" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners has been dressing up in an elaborate disguise every single week and we need your help to judge if it's a GOOD THING or a REALLY BAD THING...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners has been dressing up in an elaborate disguise every single week and we need your help to judge if it's a GOOD THING or a REALLY BAD THING...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>367</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Your Pianos Suck</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-pianos-suck--50952737</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a12023af103e8b02d2bb9f8794667eb4</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2022 16:51:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50952737/6699.mp3" length="3977858" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>249</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Second Date CHECK-IN: Nicole and Evan (Hot Burrito Boy)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/second-date-check-in-nicole-and-evan-hot-burrito-boy--50952739</link><description><![CDATA[After appearing on our show months ago we now have some details that will fill us in on what happened with Nicole and Evan, after we dubbed him “Hot Burrito Boy.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">55d4b47567a35801c5aed516a4f7242f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2022 16:50:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50952739/6698.mp3" length="15743827" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After appearing on our show months ago we now have some details that will fill us in on what happened with Nicole and Evan, after we dubbed him “Hot Burrito Boy.”</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After appearing on our show months ago we now have some details that will fill us in on what happened with Nicole and Evan, after we dubbed him “Hot Burrito Boy.”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>985</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Checkout Confessions - August 18</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/checkout-confessions-august-18--50952738</link><description><![CDATA[There's a question going viral on the internet right now, asking “what's the strangest thing you’ve even seen someone BUY in the checkout line... that you totally judged them for?" And we're going over the most hilarious answers!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6ca79e8f155d32a1611bed716df7b53a</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2022 16:49:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50952738/6697.mp3" length="5325776" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's a question going viral on the internet right now, asking “what's the strangest thing you’ve even seen someone BUY in the checkout line... that you totally judged them for?" And we're going over the most hilarious answers!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There's a question going viral on the internet right now, asking “what's the strangest thing you’ve even seen someone BUY in the checkout line... that you totally judged them for?" And we're going over the most hilarious answers!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>334</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Working From Home</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/working-from-home--50950746</link><description><![CDATA[Working from home has been awesome for some people, but others… not so much. 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Today’s Phone Tap victim has Brooke as her customer service rep and she’s got her hands full while working remote…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>258</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - August 18</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-august-18--50950642</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Silly string has been around since the 1970’s and since then... it's been getting caught in our hair & clothes during festive occasions ever since. But did you know the invention of “aerosol-propelled plastic string” was completely accidental, because the creators were initially trying to make something for use in the medical field.<br /><br />After testing many different nozzles they found one that shot string 30 feet across the room... and they decided to make it into a toy instead. What was the intended medical purpose when silly string was first created?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c16552cb70b43facb17911d41c64242e</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2022 13:34:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50950642/6695.mp3" length="7399690" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: Silly string has been around since the 1970’s and since then... it's been getting caught in our hair &amp; clothes during festive occasions ever since. But did you know the invention of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Silly string has been around since the 1970’s and since then... it's been getting caught in our hair & clothes during festive occasions ever since. But did you know the invention of “aerosol-propelled plastic string” was completely accidental, because the creators were initially trying to make something for use in the medical field.<br /><br />After testing many different nozzles they found one that shot string 30 feet across the room... and they decided to make it into a toy instead. 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>391</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eric &amp; Samantha (Relationship Recipe Fail)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/eric-samantha-relationship-recipe-fail--50943056</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners paid to fly a woman out to meet him… and the date went so bad she bought her own flight home a day early!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c47e375c7ed101e6dc10e1c42c428797</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2022 17:24:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50943056/6691.mp3" length="14512937" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners paid to fly a woman out to meet him… and the date went so bad she bought her own flight home a day early!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners paid to fly a woman out to meet him… and the date went so bad she bought her own flight home a day early!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>908</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's On Your Mind? - August 17</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-on-your-mind-august-17--50941985</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke doesn't know what to do for her anniversary, Jose was offered a weird charity gig, Alexis was fined for throwing up in an UBER, and Jeffrey has some beef with how Brooke cooks beef. 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It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>433</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - August 17</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-august-17--50940079</link><description><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: For 9 seasons and 201 episodes,The Office graced our screens and latched onto our hearts with lovable characters like Jim, Pam, Dwight and of course their regional manager Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrell. It actually hurts to think about...... but Steve Carrell was not the original choice to play Michael in the Office.The producers wanted a big time dramatic actor to play a more gruff version of the role, but when they approached this person about it, he passed on the opportunity and it went to Steve Carrell instead. What dramatic actor was the producers first choice to play Michael Scott?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7bccc0c48cd4b9bb2077f40d4d0b3b65</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Aug 2022 13:29:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50940079/6689.mp3" length="7076608" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: For 9 seasons and 201 episodes,The Office graced our screens and latched onto our hearts with lovable characters like Jim, Pam, Dwight and of course their regional manager Michael...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: For 9 seasons and 201 episodes,The Office graced our screens and latched onto our hearts with lovable characters like Jim, Pam, Dwight and of course their regional manager Michael Scott, played by Steve Carrell. It actually hurts to think about...... but Steve Carrell was not the original choice to play Michael in the Office.The producers wanted a big time dramatic actor to play a more gruff version of the role, but when they approached this person about it, he passed on the opportunity and it went to Steve Carrell instead. 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If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>410</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker - Puke Drunk Love</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-puke-drunk-love--50931169</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker started dating someone she met online... But the night she met him, she made a huge mistake that changed her entire life forever... 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And she’s never told anyone about it...until today…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>393</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hinge Cringe</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hinge-cringe--50931168</link><description><![CDATA[A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a brand new Phone Tap!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1e4e7b09ca135c8d39cead2914514036</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2022 15:49:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50931168/6685.mp3" length="4015892" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a brand new Phone Tap!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A guy emailed us and said his roommate has been lying on his dating profile and asked us to call him out on it, with a brand new Phone Tap!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>252</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Duck Duck Drone</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/duck-duck-drone--50931400</link><description><![CDATA[One of the worst moments of a listener’s life came back to haunt him 20 years later and now he wants our help to deliver one big apology to someone.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">36ef518e7f1889a478139e13dd1a8426</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2022 15:49:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50931400/6684.mp3" length="15170387" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of the worst moments of a listener’s life came back to haunt him 20 years later and now he wants our help to deliver one big apology to someone.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of the worst moments of a listener’s life came back to haunt him 20 years later and now he wants our help to deliver one big apology to someone.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>949</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Danielle and Lee (Free Coffee Scam Girl)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/danielle-and-lee-free-coffee-scam-girl--50929942</link><description><![CDATA[Safe to say your date probably didn’t go amazing if during you had to swear UP & DOWN that you have not been secretly following them around for days… It happened to one of our listeners, and now she wants our help to fix it with a Second Date!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9aaf1569bae8cca9406eea320e1910b1</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2022 13:54:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50929942/6683.mp3" length="14502488" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Safe to say your date probably didn’t go amazing if during you had to swear UP &amp; 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You’ll hear what we mean in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>966</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Trent's Tents</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/trent-s-tents--50920525</link><description><![CDATA[We’re calling a woman who is getting married soon and trying to upsell her on the most important feature of any wedding: Tents.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a7e81975490ec7d41b9d3198eed1b5cd</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2022 16:28:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50920525/6678.mp3" length="4516608" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re calling a woman who is getting married soon and trying to upsell her on the most important feature of any wedding: Tents.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re calling a woman who is getting married soon and trying to upsell her on the most important feature of any wedding: Tents.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>283</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - August 15</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-august-15--50921046</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! 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The couple in today’s Second Date Update had their date last much, much longer than either one of them either expected.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">16ae9450e4ab957a2e7296924b90d90b</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2022 17:10:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50898761/6672.mp3" length="15569538" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How long should a first date last? The couple in today’s Second Date Update had their date last much, much longer than either one of them either expected.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How long should a first date last? The couple in today’s Second Date Update had their date last much, much longer than either one of them either expected.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>974</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - August 12</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-august-12--50898763</link><description><![CDATA[A woman is going viral because of the FULL KAREN way she got her neighbor’s dog to stop barking... and for once people actually supported it... 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It’s just like Pyramid but instead of Dick Clark our game has Alexis making...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s not so much “sweeping” the nation as it is "creeping" out the nation.... Im talking about the radio game show THAT NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT.... Guess It Or Mess It <br /><br />It’s just like Pyramid but instead of Dick Clark our game has Alexis making unhelpful animal noises<br /><br />All four of you numskulls have 30 seconds to guess a SINGLE answer using only 1 word clues. 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it's..... Guess It Or Mess It!

And if you've never heard it before.... It’s just like Celebrity Pyramid but with no celebrities! 

Each of our hosts have 30 seconds to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the game show that's too powerful for EVEN Red Bull to sponsor...........<br /><br />it's..... Guess It Or Mess It!<br /><br />And if you've never heard it before.... It’s just like Celebrity Pyramid but with no celebrities! <br /><br />Each of our hosts have 30 seconds to guess a SINGLE phrase or saying using only 1 word clues. 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Now, “ROOFER” is back and making his glorious return to the show!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>943</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shy Bro Wants A Refund</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shy-bro-wants-a-refund--50876195</link><description><![CDATA[Alexis and Jose are teaming up for a dual-Phone Tap today! 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In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1f03aa37caa28db6f99f1682d9857db8</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2022 14:39:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50876196/6658.mp3" length="5735794" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>359</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - August 10</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-august-10--50878011</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3430d4d3d15cd13233015302de24ba5f</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2022 14:38:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50878011/6657.mp3" length="7100849" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>445</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's On Your Mind? - August 10</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-on-your-mind-august-10--50876807</link><description><![CDATA[A bad IG photo has Brooke on Alexis' bad side, Jose met his laugh twin, Alexis is over puppies and Jeffrey just wants to get noticed in public. It's time to go around the room and share 'What's On Our Minds!']]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f482f3a5d864e41149a66625c12d6a89</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2022 14:37:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50876807/6656.mp3" length="6178831" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A bad IG photo has Brooke on Alexis' bad side, Jose met his laugh twin, Alexis is over puppies and Jeffrey just wants to get noticed in public. It's time to go around the room and share 'What's On Our Minds!'</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A bad IG photo has Brooke on Alexis' bad side, Jose met his laugh twin, Alexis is over puppies and Jeffrey just wants to get noticed in public. It's time to go around the room and share 'What's On Our Minds!']]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>387</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CEO Charity Relief</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ceo-charity-relief--50876197</link><description><![CDATA[We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ec25de1febea43194f1c599aa5375b84</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2022 14:36:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50876197/6655.mp3" length="4585153" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re asking today’s Phone Tap victim to dig deep into their pockets and donate to a charity that goes right into their CEO’s pockets. CEO’s have had it rough lately, they need it!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>287</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - August 10</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-august-10--50875050</link><description><![CDATA[It’s the game show that offered Wheel of fortune's Vanna White, four times her salary!!! - but she refused to take the job because of Jose's DM's… it's..... Guess It Or Mess It!<br /><br />If you've ever seen the TV show Pyramid its a lot like that, but with our co-hosts, they'll each have 30 seconds to guess a SINGLE phrase using only 1 word clues. After time is done you’ll have one final guess that needs to be exactly right.... otherwise you’re getting THE ZAP OF YOUR LIFE with a dog obedience shock collar. <br /><br />Today’s theme for Guess It Or Mess It is…<br /><br />SONGS FROM DISNEY MOVIES! <br /><br />The clue giver will not be able to use movie titles or character names at all…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e020eb806c7e3ba1044199d521001137</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2022 13:22:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50875050/6654.mp3" length="8083053" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s the game show that offered Wheel of fortune's Vanna White, four times her salary!!! - but she refused to take the job because of Jose's DM's… it's..... Guess It Or Mess It!

If you've ever seen the TV show Pyramid its a lot like that, but with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the game show that offered Wheel of fortune's Vanna White, four times her salary!!! - but she refused to take the job because of Jose's DM's… it's..... Guess It Or Mess It!<br /><br />If you've ever seen the TV show Pyramid its a lot like that, but with our co-hosts, they'll each have 30 seconds to guess a SINGLE phrase using only 1 word clues. After time is done you’ll have one final guess that needs to be exactly right.... otherwise you’re getting THE ZAP OF YOUR LIFE with a dog obedience shock collar. <br /><br />Today’s theme for Guess It Or Mess It is…<br /><br />SONGS FROM DISNEY MOVIES! <br /><br />The clue giver will not be able to use movie titles or character names at all…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>506</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Terry Finds Residue</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/terry-finds-residue--50864958</link><description><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap, we call a woman and forbid her from touching any magazines in the doctor’s office waiting room. She left some residue last time and it’s GROSS!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">11c763f588176bf1eeb56598d2ba44b3</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2022 16:41:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50864958/6653.mp3" length="4368650" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your Phone Tap, we call a woman and forbid her from touching any magazines in the doctor’s office waiting room. She left some residue last time and it’s GROSS!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap, we call a woman and forbid her from touching any magazines in the doctor’s office waiting room. She left some residue last time and it’s GROSS!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>274</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Care or Don't Care - August 9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/care-or-don-t-care-august-9--50864956</link><description><![CDATA[In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d4e19a796d774dc06ef83466c17b1854</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2022 16:40:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50864956/6652.mp3" length="6514870" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>408</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Fight For Your Flight</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-fight-for-your-flight--50864957</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker says he's been leaving something valuable on every plane, that could instantly make you rich... Even Brooke said it'll change the way she travels forever...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a198ba71553138fbb85348a6a51913f6</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2022 16:39:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50864957/6651.mp3" length="6402439" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker says he's been leaving something valuable on every plane, that could instantly make you rich... Even Brooke said it'll change the way she travels forever...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker says he's been leaving something valuable on every plane, that could instantly make you rich... Even Brooke said it'll change the way she travels forever...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>401</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Penny and Wes (Falling Off The Horse)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/penny-and-wes-falling-off-the-horse--50864955</link><description><![CDATA[The saying goes “If you fall off the horse. Get back on.” One of our listeners LITERALLY fell off the horse on his date, and he’s convinced the woman he was out with was the reason for it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0c90adfd713dc60b7839cab81766fb5d</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2022 16:39:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50864955/6650.mp3" length="14053600" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The saying goes “If you fall off the horse. Get back on.” One of our listeners LITERALLY fell off the horse on his date, and he’s convinced the woman he was out with was the reason for it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The saying goes “If you fall off the horse. Get back on.” One of our listeners LITERALLY fell off the horse on his date, and he’s convinced the woman he was out with was the reason for it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>879</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Breaking and Ente-RING</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/breaking-and-ente-ring--50865122</link><description><![CDATA[It’s four of the worst words you could ever receive in a text: WE NEED TO TALK. A potential marriage is now on the line and we’ll figure out all the drama in a brand new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">592dcfb9255cb6f915c8acf060804b48</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2022 16:38:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50865122/6649.mp3" length="15071331" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s four of the worst words you could ever receive in a text: WE NEED TO TALK. A potential marriage is now on the line and we’ll figure out all the drama in a brand new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s four of the worst words you could ever receive in a text: WE NEED TO TALK. A potential marriage is now on the line and we’ll figure out all the drama in a brand new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>943</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chicken Wings</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chicken-wings--50862346</link><description><![CDATA[We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make sure his Hollywood needs are completely satisfied.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">43418b1736b75f753ea20768f962c041</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2022 13:26:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50862346/6648.mp3" length="4530818" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make sure his Hollywood needs are completely satisfied.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re calling up a restaurant in today’s Phone Tap to get a reservation for our D-list client who wants A-List treatment, and we’ll stop at nothing to make sure his Hollywood needs are completely satisfied.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>284</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - August 9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-august-9--50862349</link><description><![CDATA[It’s the game show that was banned from Puerto Rico for being too controversial, but also banished in the Philippines for not being controversial enough…. Guess It Or Mess It. <br /><br />The four of you will have 30 seconds to figure out a secret phrase using "only clues" given 1 word at a time from one of your cohorts.<br /><br />When the time is up, I’ll give you a final guess if you haven’t already nailed it… and if you’re not EXACTLY right, you’re getting 75 volts to the neck courtesy of a dog shock collar. <br /><br />Today's theme for Guess It Or Mess it is.... Movies Franchises with Sequels!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">099c235bb140e00fefc2d095b499aa22</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2022 13:24:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50862349/6647.mp3" length="7924229" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s the game show that was banned from Puerto Rico for being too controversial, but also banished in the Philippines for not being controversial enough…. Guess It Or Mess It. 

The four of you will have 30 seconds to figure out a secret phrase using...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the game show that was banned from Puerto Rico for being too controversial, but also banished in the Philippines for not being controversial enough…. Guess It Or Mess It. <br /><br />The four of you will have 30 seconds to figure out a secret phrase using "only clues" given 1 word at a time from one of your cohorts.<br /><br />When the time is up, I’ll give you a final guess if you haven’t already nailed it… and if you’re not EXACTLY right, you’re getting 75 volts to the neck courtesy of a dog shock collar. <br /><br />Today's theme for Guess It Or Mess it is.... Movies Franchises with Sequels!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>496</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Missed Connections - August 8</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/missed-connections-august-8--50854344</link><description><![CDATA[We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a67edb7536d4b0f3f50956148a3d8edb</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2022 16:54:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50854344/6646.mp3" length="6649871" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>416</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>oseph and Tyra (Dine and Ghost)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/oseph-and-tyra-dine-and-ghost--50854345</link><description><![CDATA[After months of unsuccessful swiping, one of our listeners secured a date but blew it and was ghosted after just one meetup. Now he’s come to us to ask for help!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">421f94deca7feb8f575166899da6e6bd</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2022 16:54:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50854345/6645.mp3" length="14915432" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After months of unsuccessful swiping, one of our listeners secured a date but blew it and was ghosted after just one meetup. Now he’s come to us to ask for help!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After months of unsuccessful swiping, one of our listeners secured a date but blew it and was ghosted after just one meetup. Now he’s come to us to ask for help!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>933</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Micro-Chip Your Child</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/micro-chip-your-child--50854347</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bcea6df99e33748388792d3a3afb6b0d</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2022 16:53:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50854347/6644.mp3" length="3572438" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, we’re calling a mother with a daughter in daycare and offering some extreme methods of parenting we think would be helpful!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>224</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - August 8</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-august-8--50854346</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">498983be07254f15fd43564c9e84ee68</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2022 16:52:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50854346/6643.mp3" length="6205581" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&amp;C's and privacy policy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>389</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - August 8</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-august-8--50853185</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0e769967b22398c77838a4e192244ff2</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2022 14:08:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50853185/6642.mp3" length="8182945" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>512</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chair Scammer Fail</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chair-scammer-fail--50852398</link><description><![CDATA[Jose and Jeff are teaming up in a Phone Tap to sabotage a guy who is trying to buy chair off of Craigslist, by driving up the price as high as they can!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">799ae3a6a8ea975942e7c20a1051479a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2022 14:00:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50852398/6641.mp3" length="4744813" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose and Jeff are teaming up in a Phone Tap to sabotage a guy who is trying to buy chair off of Craigslist, by driving up the price as high as they can!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose and Jeff are teaming up in a Phone Tap to sabotage a guy who is trying to buy chair off of Craigslist, by driving up the price as high as they can!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>297</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - August 8</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-august-8--50853184</link><description><![CDATA[In my entire life..... there’s only two things I’ve ever been emotional over…. One is the Three Doors Down song “Here Without You”........ and the other…. Is new game we play called “Guess It Or Mess It”<br /><br />Each host will have 30 seconds to guess a phrase using only 1 word clues given to you by their nutty buddy. After the time is up, you'll have one final guess, and if you’re not exactly right..... you’re getting shocked by a Baha Men brand sponsored Shock Collar.<br /><br />Today’s Theme for Guess It or Mess It is….<br /><br />Travel Terms.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c80aa8e52d551cdab3f7e46d69b095dc</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2022 13:59:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50853184/6640.mp3" length="8158286" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In my entire life..... there’s only two things I’ve ever been emotional over…. One is the Three Doors Down song “Here Without You”........ and the other…. Is new game we play called “Guess It Or Mess It”

Each host will have 30 seconds to guess a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In my entire life..... there’s only two things I’ve ever been emotional over…. One is the Three Doors Down song “Here Without You”........ and the other…. Is new game we play called “Guess It Or Mess It”<br /><br />Each host will have 30 seconds to guess a phrase using only 1 word clues given to you by their nutty buddy. After the time is up, you'll have one final guess, and if you’re not exactly right..... you’re getting shocked by a Baha Men brand sponsored Shock Collar.<br /><br />Today’s Theme for Guess It or Mess It is….<br /><br />Travel Terms.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>511</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jessica and Vince (Double Booked Dating Fail)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jessica-and-vince-double-booked-dating-fail--50828064</link><description><![CDATA[If there’s one piece of advice to take away from today’s Second Date it’s this: never have a roommate that’s hotter than you are.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">93d0cd55cf9051a63697f98ba6e87856</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2022 16:46:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50828064/6639.mp3" length="14743651" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If there’s one piece of advice to take away from today’s Second Date it’s this: never have a roommate that’s hotter than you are.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If there’s one piece of advice to take away from today’s Second Date it’s this: never have a roommate that’s hotter than you are.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>922</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - August 5</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-august-5--50828063</link><description><![CDATA[Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey is know for making adults cry in the kitchen...but now he's making vegetarians cry in outrage over his latest video!....Plus, TikTok is still going crazy over the recently discontinued Choco Taco...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7a1f33e8745fcd1c7592dc82ec5da930</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2022 16:45:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50828063/6638.mp3" length="5453672" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey is know for making adults cry in the kitchen...but now he's making vegetarians cry in outrage over his latest video!....Plus, TikTok is still going crazy over the recently discontinued Choco Taco...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey is know for making adults cry in the kitchen...but now he's making vegetarians cry in outrage over his latest video!....Plus, TikTok is still going crazy over the recently discontinued Choco Taco...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>342</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Not About That Face (Meghan Trainor Parody) | Jeffrey's Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/not-about-that-face-meghan-trainor-parody-jeffrey-s-song-of-the-week--50828066</link><description><![CDATA[For radio week Young Jeffrey is shouting out the not so glamorous side of the radio industry. 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Instead of Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass" it's Young Jeffrey's "Not About That Face."]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>427</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - August 5</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-august-5--50828170</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">81f5f8166765aa4977dc1d6e7ac5f22a</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2022 16:43:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50828170/6636.mp3" length="7591951" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>475</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loco In Cabo</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loco-in-cabo--50828168</link><description><![CDATA[We called a woman planning a girls trip to Cabo and we’re upsold her on every adventure, getaway and activity she could possibly imagine!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1dc7cff11a90a6ee0b6f35ed9aecf919</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2022 16:43:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50828168/6635.mp3" length="4382025" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We called a woman planning a girls trip to Cabo and we’re upsold her on every adventure, getaway and activity she could possibly imagine!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We called a woman planning a girls trip to Cabo and we’re upsold her on every adventure, getaway and activity she could possibly imagine!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>275</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - August 5</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-august-5--50826837</link><description><![CDATA[Jeffrey is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: In the year 2000, one entertainment company wanted to stand out from their competitors. 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Today's question: In the year 2000, one entertainment company wanted to stand out from their competitors. So they took a unique approach and created a limited edition game that is very popular among...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jeffrey is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: In the year 2000, one entertainment company wanted to stand out from their competitors. So they took a unique approach and created a limited edition game that is very popular among millennials.... but the twist was, that this one.... would be “Scratch and Sniff.” So, If you scratched on a certain part of the game, you would be graced with an aroma that matched the theme.  In the end, it did NOT become a big hit and since then, no one has come out with anything similar. 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A mixed bag of veggies.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>428</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ultimate Ghosting - August 4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ultimate-ghosting-august-4--50816628</link><description><![CDATA[One woman on Tik Tok recently told her story about being ghosted by her boyfriend after TWO YEARS. 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This story gets even more insane and we couldn't believe it once we heard it...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>942</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dentist Survey</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dentist-survey--50815472</link><description><![CDATA[Before today’s Phone Tap victim can see a new dentist, we’re calling with a few simple questions for her that’ll have her questioning our entire dental practice.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">65e2c2f7328442da65827be5c502458f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2022 16:46:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50815472/6630.mp3" length="4523295" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Before today’s Phone Tap victim can see a new dentist, we’re calling with a few simple questions for her that’ll have her questioning our entire dental practice.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Before today’s Phone Tap victim can see a new dentist, we’re calling with a few simple questions for her that’ll have her questioning our entire dental practice.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>283</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: ATM Malfunction</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-atm-malfunction--50814993</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners was facing a moral dilemma and had to decide: Do I make the right decision? 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But originally back in the Victorian Era (late 1800s, early 1900s), that hand signal meant something entirely different, and was absolutely NOT called “bunny ears.”<br /><br />The finger gesture was meant to signify something embarrassing about someone’s personal life, and over time the symbolism was forgotten but the embarrassment stayed. What did it used to mean if someone put bunny ears behind your head back then?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bdf9569539c47e4b9b75ea0b0d2de1b0</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2022 13:53:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50814366/6627.mp3" length="7251732" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: Putting two fingers up behind the head of someone during a photograph is commonly known as “Bunny Ears.” And it’s meant to prank someone who doesn’t know it’s going on behind their...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Putting two fingers up behind the head of someone during a photograph is commonly known as “Bunny Ears.” And it’s meant to prank someone who doesn’t know it’s going on behind their head. But originally back in the Victorian Era (late 1800s, early 1900s), that hand signal meant something entirely different, and was absolutely NOT called “bunny ears.”<br /><br />The finger gesture was meant to signify something embarrassing about someone’s personal life, and over time the symbolism was forgotten but the embarrassment stayed. 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Not a single one of us in studio saw what was coming and you can hear for yourself in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1007</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - August 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-august-1--50777853</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. 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T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>358</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Skank Island</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/skank-island--50777849</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a woman who has applied for the reality dating show “Love Island” and pose as a casting director to see if she has the chops to be a star in the villa!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9859f4eca2f0d89d872b2e59316ec5e3</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2022 15:53:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50777849/6609.mp3" length="4825897" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a woman who has applied for the reality dating show “Love Island” and pose as a casting director to see if she has the chops to be a star in the villa!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s new Phone Tap, we call a woman who has applied for the reality dating show “Love Island” and pose as a casting director to see if she has the chops to be a star in the villa!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>302</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - August 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-august-1--50776279</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">06d91891657ba20e70bbb2e1e32e7a39</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2022 14:24:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50776279/6608.mp3" length="8552003" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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Today, I'll read have four laws that MIGHT be real, and you'll have 30 seconds to discuss each one and tell me if you think it is a law or if its made up. Ready?<br /><br />Your first law: Walking around your house naked can be a $2,000 fine and up to 3 months in prison.<br /><br />Next law: Playing a musical instrument in public in an annoying way, will net you a $1,000 fine.<br /><br />Your third law: Giving your dog a weird or bizarre haircut can get you a $500 fine and one month in prison. <br /><br />Finally: Running through a sprinkler in a festive manner is considered a nuisance and a $300 fine.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">db70697e7752262d516b0e63a79b36ba</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2022 14:22:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50776278/6606.mp3" length="7789646" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: Singapore is one of the safest and cleanest places in Asia, (heck - even the world!).... but they have some very strange and specific laws that could get you into trouble if you’re...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Singapore is one of the safest and cleanest places in Asia, (heck - even the world!).... but they have some very strange and specific laws that could get you into trouble if you’re not careful. Today, I'll read have four laws that MIGHT be real, and you'll have 30 seconds to discuss each one and tell me if you think it is a law or if its made up. 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Instead of The Sound of Music's "My Favorite Things" it's Young Jeffrey's "These Climatey Things."]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>391</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nicole and Nathan (Google Gaffe)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/nicole-and-nathan-google-gaffe--50750675</link><description><![CDATA[A woman emailed us and said she has a big secret about the guy she went out with and begged us not to tell him! Not only is it awkward and embarrassing, but it’s possible he might have known all along.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">eb9b9a1b66c5a4e93dffa685fafbba93</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2022 16:55:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50750675/6604.mp3" length="15764725" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A woman emailed us and said she has a big secret about the guy she went out with and begged us not to tell him! Not only is it awkward and embarrassing, but it’s possible he might have known all along.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A woman emailed us and said she has a big secret about the guy she went out with and begged us not to tell him! Not only is it awkward and embarrassing, but it’s possible he might have known all along.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>986</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - July 29</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-july-29--50750678</link><description><![CDATA[A $175 million dollar tech treasure hunt has the internet going crazy... All hoping one man succeeds in his crazy mission… Plus, maybe the worst but most hilarious dating app fail we’ve heard all year… Hear it all in TikTok Click Shock!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d642175c30ecbbb5471fd92967d41948</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2022 16:54:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50750678/6603.mp3" length="6088970" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A $175 million dollar tech treasure hunt has the internet going crazy... All hoping one man succeeds in his crazy mission… Plus, maybe the worst but most hilarious dating app fail we’ve heard all year… Hear it all in TikTok Click Shock!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A $175 million dollar tech treasure hunt has the internet going crazy... All hoping one man succeeds in his crazy mission… Plus, maybe the worst but most hilarious dating app fail we’ve heard all year… Hear it all in TikTok Click Shock!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>381</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - July 29</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-july-29--50750680</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">154f487ebe21188f88cee1948e3e2f45</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2022 16:54:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50750680/6602.mp3" length="7309829" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>458</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pizza Customer of the Year</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pizza-customer-of-the-year--50750681</link><description><![CDATA[Everyone loves free stuff! 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Today's question: Its National Rollercoaster week. And I bet you didn't know this.... but back In 2016, there was a study done where researchers rode Disney World’s Big Thunder Mountain Railroad 20...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Its National Rollercoaster week. And I bet you didn't know this.... but back In 2016, there was a study done where researchers rode Disney World’s Big Thunder Mountain Railroad 20 times and found that 2/3rds of the time, the ride was effective at treating one particular health condition, as long as you were seated in the back of the rail car. Their study was independently confirmed later on and now it's an effective form of treatment. 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And it's actually BRILLIANT.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>375</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Steamer and Kristen (Failed Face To Face Treasure Hunt)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/steamer-and-kristen-failed-face-to-face-treasure-hunt--50737642</link><description><![CDATA["Steamer" has it all: he's charming, has a foreign accent, and an elaborate idea for a romantic first date. 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What he doesn't have is a call back from his date so he came to us for help!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>918</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - July 28</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-july-28--50737644</link><description><![CDATA[You know it, you love it. You want some more of it….. put on a smile because I’m going to glove it. Because we’re playing ….. the worlds least favorite game show…..“Guess It Or Mess It”<br /><br />Rules: You have 30 seconds to guess a phrase using only 1 word clues from one of your co-hosts. 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In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>399</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Squirrel Friend Needs To Get Her Dress</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/squirrel-friend-needs-to-get-her-dress--50729149</link><description><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b991277172f239b4a9b5957d5e6c98dd</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2022 16:52:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50729149/6590.mp3" length="4230723" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today's Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap, one woman just wants to pick up her altered dress from the tailor, but with new rules in place we’re not gonna make it easy for her to just “stop by” anymore.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>265</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Wayne and Isabella (Happy Shamaversary)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/wayne-and-isabella-happy-shamaversary--50729155</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners tried to go the “funny” route for a first date activity and it ended up stinking worse than Brooke’s microwaved lunches. 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The text board at 78592 has been going COMPLETELY MILD, over this game so we’re doing it...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the game show that leads to more arguments than a round of monopoly with your drunk sister Gretchen...… it's called...............Guess It Or Mess It!<br /><br />The text board at 78592 has been going COMPLETELY MILD, over this game so we’re doing it again, and I dont think you need me to read the rules for the umpteenth time... so Im just going to do bullet point highlights from the last game.<br /><br />30 seconds<br />one word clue!<br />times running out<br />oh no! <br />OH YES!<br />and someone sings while being electrocuted. <br />Now lets get to Today’s Theme for Guess It Or Mess It Is…...........SAYINGS INVOLVING FOOD.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>501</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Care or Don't Care - July 26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/care-or-don-t-care-july-26--50717850</link><description><![CDATA[In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! 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But for one of our listeners, she said her husband just came into some big money and desperately wants to use it to create his childhood fantasy...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>999</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Banking From Bed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/banking-from-bed--50716104</link><description><![CDATA[Jeffrey is posing as the most horrendous and least helpful bank customer service rep in history, all while working from home!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">80ced5498613c67c7cac89c290b058e2</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2022 13:32:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50716104/6579.mp3" length="5278129" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jeffrey is posing as the most horrendous and least helpful bank customer service rep in history, all while working from home!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jeffrey is posing as the most horrendous and least helpful bank customer service rep in history, all while working from home!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>331</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - July 26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-july-26--50716106</link><description><![CDATA[It’s the game show that like Dorothy and Toto from the Wizard of Oz, has taken the studio by Storm…......... if you havent heard it before It's called............Guess It Or Mess It. <br /><br />Let’s go over the rules: one of your co-hosts has a two word phrase on a piece of paper and you’ll have 30 seconds to decipher it, using one-word clues from their partner.<br /><br />May I remind you, ONLY ONE WORD CLUES are allowed..... and you'll need to sit on your hands for two reasons. 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Let’s go over the rules: one of your co-hosts has a two word...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the game show that like Dorothy and Toto from the Wizard of Oz, has taken the studio by Storm…......... if you havent heard it before It's called............Guess It Or Mess It. <br /><br />Let’s go over the rules: one of your co-hosts has a two word phrase on a piece of paper and you’ll have 30 seconds to decipher it, using one-word clues from their partner.<br /><br />May I remind you, ONLY ONE WORD CLUES are allowed..... and you'll need to sit on your hands for two reasons. Reason number 1. Pleasure.... and reason number 2. So you don't give away the answer using your flailing digits  <br /><br />At the end of 30 seconds, you'll get a final guess (if you havent gotten it already).... an if you get it wrong, you will receive a small electric shock from a dog shock collar.<br /><br />Today’s theme for Guess It Or Mess It is… <br /><br />TWO WORD CANDYS]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>503</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Missed Connections - July 25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/missed-connections-july-25--50707489</link><description><![CDATA[We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">125e8def009244acf10b1cc07d16b781</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2022 16:54:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50707489/6577.mp3" length="6400350" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>401</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - July 25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-july-25--50707490</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5b7a13abb0c9275e8218f986bec26dbf</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2022 16:54:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50707490/6576.mp3" length="7861117" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>492</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cameron &amp; Lauren (No Fun Top Gun)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cameron-lauren-no-fun-top-gun--50707491</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date tried to come up with a cool date idea, and he did. But once they were there he had to CONSTANTLY say “NO” to his date. Can we help get a “Yes” back from her?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">570edbcc0f29ee57131727ce53c2feab</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2022 16:53:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50707491/6575.mp3" length="14538015" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy in today’s Second Date tried to come up with a cool date idea, and he did. But once they were there he had to CONSTANTLY say “NO” to his date. Can we help get a “Yes” back from her?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date tried to come up with a cool date idea, and he did. But once they were there he had to CONSTANTLY say “NO” to his date. Can we help get a “Yes” back from her?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>909</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cable Price Auctioneer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cable-price-auctioneer--50707488</link><description><![CDATA[Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">483ac95aaf837633a98af725c6b67208</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2022 16:52:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50707488/6574.mp3" length="4588914" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>288</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - July 25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-july-25--50707487</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! 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Guess It Or Mess It. <br /><br />It’s so simple to understand, yet SOME people....maybe even in this room.... are still having issues. <br /><br />Let's go over the rules AGAIN. One of your co-hosts has a phrase on a piece of paper and you’ll get 30 seconds to guess it through one word clues. <br /><br />I'll repeat that -ONE WORD CLUES, NOT TWO WORD CLUES OR MULTIPLE WORD CLUES. Just one word clues. <br /><br />And since we have a room full of expressive entertainers....who like to talk with their jazz hands... you'll be sitting on them today as well.  <br /><br />If you can follow those simple instructions and get the phrase right before the timer is up and you’re safe, get it wrong and you’re tasting the sweet surge of high voltage to your neck.<br /><br />Today’s theme for Guess It or Mess It Is:<br /><br />TWO WORD COOKING TERMS]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6d5d64c567eac55faec37c03154a1869</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2022 13:35:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50705623/6571.mp3" length="8069261" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s the new sensation that’s sweeping the nation… No, I’m not talking about contouring your love handles by sitting on your air fryer… I’m talking about the hot new game..... Guess It Or Mess It. 

It’s so simple to understand, yet SOME...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s the new sensation that’s sweeping the nation… No, I’m not talking about contouring your love handles by sitting on your air fryer… I’m talking about the hot new game..... Guess It Or Mess It. <br /><br />It’s so simple to understand, yet SOME people....maybe even in this room.... are still having issues. <br /><br />Let's go over the rules AGAIN. One of your co-hosts has a phrase on a piece of paper and you’ll get 30 seconds to guess it through one word clues. <br /><br />I'll repeat that -ONE WORD CLUES, NOT TWO WORD CLUES OR MULTIPLE WORD CLUES. Just one word clues. <br /><br />And since we have a room full of expressive entertainers....who like to talk with their jazz hands... you'll be sitting on them today as well.  <br /><br />If you can follow those simple instructions and get the phrase right before the timer is up and you’re safe, get it wrong and you’re tasting the sweet surge of high voltage to your neck.<br /><br />Today’s theme for Guess It or Mess It Is:<br /><br />TWO WORD COOKING TERMS]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>505</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - July 22</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-july-22--50681051</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>488</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - July 22</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-july-22--50681053</link><description><![CDATA[A Gen-Z'er got a raise at her job, and decided to post about it on her TikTok...Was it worth the drama that came after? 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HINTS. <br /><br />And The rules again are simple: one of your co-hosts has a phrase on a piece of paper and you have 30 seconds to guess it through amateur clues from someone who may or may not have graduated middle school.<br /><br />Get it right before the timer runs out and you’re golden, get it wrong and you’ll face the sticky consequences. <br /><br />Yesterday our theme gave you some trouble, it was “Two-words sports terms” and Today’s theme is:<br /><br />TWO WORD SPORTS TERMS, AGAIN.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">63c3ab4b827649f4ffe90763094611c0</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2022 13:45:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50678986/6565.mp3" length="7903331" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's the Game Show that INSTANTLY makes your drunk Uncle sober, and your sober Grandma want to Drink again... it's called: "Guess It, or Mess It". 

A very simple game for the AVERAGE PERSON... but remember, we're Radio People... so for us... it's a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's the Game Show that INSTANTLY makes your drunk Uncle sober, and your sober Grandma want to Drink again... it's called: "Guess It, or Mess It". <br /><br />A very simple game for the AVERAGE PERSON... but remember, we're Radio People... so for us... it's a struggle to think of ONE. WORD. HINTS. <br /><br />And The rules again are simple: one of your co-hosts has a phrase on a piece of paper and you have 30 seconds to guess it through amateur clues from someone who may or may not have graduated middle school.<br /><br />Get it right before the timer runs out and you’re golden, get it wrong and you’ll face the sticky consequences. <br /><br />Yesterday our theme gave you some trouble, it was “Two-words sports terms” and Today’s theme is:<br /><br />TWO WORD SPORTS TERMS, AGAIN.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>495</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Smart Traffic Light</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/smart-traffic-light--50678987</link><description><![CDATA[We might have found our most gullible Phone Tap Victim of all time! 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Brooke called her and convinced her that the city installed a new voice-activated traffic light… and she believed us!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>284</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Wipe On, Pawn Off</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-wipe-on-pawn-off--50669367</link><description><![CDATA[Today's masked speaker has a collection involving some of the most famous athletes on the planet and after slowly gathering it up over the years, she's ready to share her secret...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4db48871f6ffbbf0cf92876d30676f86</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2022 16:03:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50669367/6563.mp3" length="5752513" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's masked speaker has a collection involving some of the most famous athletes on the planet and after slowly gathering it up over the years, she's ready to share her secret...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's masked speaker has a collection involving some of the most famous athletes on the planet and after slowly gathering it up over the years, she's ready to share her secret...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>360</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>HOV Hot Head</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hov-hot-head--50669368</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s new Phone Tap reacted in a way we never expected him to, and you gotta hear how Brooke handled it!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c7e09bf7d3bd467d7c9a610301561de8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2022 16:03:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50669368/6562.mp3" length="4493620" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy in today’s new Phone Tap reacted in a way we never expected him to, and you gotta hear how Brooke handled it!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy in today’s new Phone Tap reacted in a way we never expected him to, and you gotta hear how Brooke handled it!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>282</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Closure Call UPDATE: The Case of the Missing Boyfriend</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/closure-call-update-the-case-of-the-missing-boyfriend--50669477</link><description><![CDATA[Would you jump at the opportunity to get back together with "The One That Got Away?" We helped Roxanne do exactly that in a Closure Call a few months ago, and now she's back to tell us what's happened ever since she appeared on our show!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">104181a276ebbab920ef8e47e6dbe038</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2022 16:02:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50669477/6561.mp3" length="15573718" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Would you jump at the opportunity to get back together with "The One That Got Away?" We helped Roxanne do exactly that in a Closure Call a few months ago, and now she's back to tell us what's happened ever since she appeared on our show!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Would you jump at the opportunity to get back together with "The One That Got Away?" We helped Roxanne do exactly that in a Closure Call a few months ago, and now she's back to tell us what's happened ever since she appeared on our show!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>974</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dusty &amp; Courtney (Abandoned Children's Hospital)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dusty-courtney-abandoned-children-s-hospital--50669476</link><description><![CDATA[There’s plenty of romantic places to take a first date, but instead of doing that, one of our listeners took his date to an ABANDONED BUILDING. 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No wonder he needs our help now!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>941</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ter' Bear's Lost and Found</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ter-bear-s-lost-and-found--50668320</link><description><![CDATA[In order to honor one of his employee’s big work anniversary, one bar owner asked us to prank him and he helped us out by planting something strange in the bar’s lost & found box…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">67719ff6d0df0e247964380a8365f0c9</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2022 13:34:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50668320/6559.mp3" length="4010459" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In order to honor one of his employee’s big work anniversary, one bar owner asked us to prank him and he helped us out by planting something strange in the bar’s lost &amp; found box…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In order to honor one of his employee’s big work anniversary, one bar owner asked us to prank him and he helped us out by planting something strange in the bar’s lost & found box…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>251</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - July 21</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-july-21--50667589</link><description><![CDATA[Yesterday, after months of avoiding getting electrocuted… I tried to switch things up with a new version of the Shock Collar Question of the Day..... called “Guess It Or Mess It” and every one of you got it right....so I took some volts to my bolts. <br /><br />Well... 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I’m not making that same mistake twice, because we're playing Mess It or Guess It again.... and I promise you, someone other than myself will be wearing the collar, as they mess their pants like I did yesterday. <br /><br />The rules are simple, one of your co-hosts has a phrase on a piece of paper and you have 30 seconds to guess it based off of one word hints.<br /><br />Get it right before the time runs out.... and you’re safe. Get it wrong and you know what happens.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>489</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Todd &amp; Monica (Todd the Bod)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/todd-monica-todd-the-bod--50659112</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date Update gave himself a saucy nickname that you’ll never forget. 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You’ll hear it and hear how turned on Brooke was by it, in your new Second Date Update!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>977</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cam Sandwich To The Rescue</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cam-sandwich-to-the-rescue--50659114</link><description><![CDATA[A guy named Rex decided to set up his body for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now we’re calling, we have it and we’re not giving it back!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">544743cfd60f397ada3a14ff3d1ea5fc</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2022 15:38:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50659114/6556.mp3" length="3774312" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A guy named Rex decided to set up his body for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now we’re calling, we have it and we’re not giving it back!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A guy named Rex decided to set up his body for a Phone Tap by stealing his prized basketball jersey, and now we’re calling, we have it and we’re not giving it back!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>237</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Battle of the Tinder Dates: Austin &amp; Tyler</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/battle-of-the-tinder-dates-austin-tyler--50659113</link><description><![CDATA[Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. 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Hear how it fell apart in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>922</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Serial Pooper</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-serial-pooper--50648563</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners confessed to something that gets his adrenaline pumping every few weeks... 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You’ll each get a small serving of a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[To celebrate the king of all side dishes we’re going around the room in an… Holy Stromboli… pass the aioli… cut once, fry twice, cover it all in everything nice… French Fry Shock Collar Question of the Day. <br /><br />You’ll each get a small serving of a French Fry trivia and if you get it right, you’re safe but if you get it wrong you'll be shocked while peeling potatoes in the mess hall.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>505</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Care or Don't Care - July 12</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/care-or-don-t-care-july-12--50549274</link><description><![CDATA[In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! 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How will Jose do??</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[6 weeks, 6 of the easiest-to-break Guinness World Records on the books. How will Jose do??]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>409</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Frozen Tongues (Harry Styles Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/frozen-tongues-harry-styles-parody-young-jeffrey-s-song-of-the-week--50511813</link><description><![CDATA[Free Slurpee Day is on Monday! Young Jeffrey has a song just for that delicious treat we all know and love from 7-11. 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>486</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Naked and Hungry</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/naked-and-hungry--50509426</link><description><![CDATA[Jose wanted to prove he could compete on that show “Naked & Afraid” but his confidence quickly ran out, and his hunger took over. 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So now he’s pranking a restaurant to see if they’ll bring him something, anything to eat!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>280</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - July 8</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-july-8--50509418</link><description><![CDATA[Today is National Motorcycle day!<br /><br />So we’re going to celebrate the best and quite frankly, the only way I know how… in…. an Around the Room, Put Your Boom Boom on Something that goes vroom vroom, riding Hogs in the Fog..... while drinking Pog with my dogs…. 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Motorcycle Themed… Shock Collar Question of the Day.<br /><br />I’ll ask each of you a question and if you get it right, you’re safe… but if you get it wrong, you’ll have to ride in a side car while Alexis drives you through a car wash…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>502</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - July 7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-july-7--50499642</link><description><![CDATA[One woman is making a millions on Only Fans doing nothing scandalous.. thanks to a weird niche...Plus, a former cruise ship employee revealed the two secret rooms that are on every ship…It all happened in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">78e926d06831f409f57a5d1eb3366400</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2022 16:44:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50499642/6494.mp3" length="5637992" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One woman is making a millions on Only Fans doing nothing scandalous.. thanks to a weird niche...Plus, a former cruise ship employee revealed the two secret rooms that are on every ship…It all happened in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One woman is making a millions on Only Fans doing nothing scandalous.. thanks to a weird niche...Plus, a former cruise ship employee revealed the two secret rooms that are on every ship…It all happened in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>353</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Closure Call UPDATE: Scary Terry</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/closure-call-update-scary-terry--50499783</link><description><![CDATA[We did a Closure Call with Catherine a few months ago and now she's on the phone to tell us how her Zoom Call with "Scary Terry" went!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">64b2f76e8354ecd072de144edcf024bd</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2022 16:44:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50499783/6493.mp3" length="15746335" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We did a Closure Call with Catherine a few months ago and now she's on the phone to tell us how her Zoom Call with "Scary Terry" went!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We did a Closure Call with Catherine a few months ago and now she's on the phone to tell us how her Zoom Call with "Scary Terry" went!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>985</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Occupation Graffiti</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-occupation-graffiti--50499645</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners works with her ex... And things got so bad she was going to quit....Until one day…when she was in the office bathroom and got a crazy idea that changed everything.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">570686413cbc3e6473890d2d4fd458d9</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2022 16:43:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50499645/6492.mp3" length="6139543" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners works with her ex... And things got so bad she was going to quit....Until one day…when she was in the office bathroom and got a crazy idea that changed everything.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners works with her ex... And things got so bad she was going to quit....Until one day…when she was in the office bathroom and got a crazy idea that changed everything.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>384</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mike and April (To Cheat Or Not To Cheat)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mike-and-april-to-cheat-or-not-to-cheat--50499643</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners met an incredible woman 5 years ago, and only now is he finally ready to reach out. Why did he wait so long and did he miss his chance? 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Find out next!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>974</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dog Day Tuesdays</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dog-day-tuesdays--50499648</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap Brooke is posing as HR to tell a guy that his new office manager is his ex from 6 months ago. 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But i bet you haven't noticed ONE major...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you look at the way grocery stores were 20 years ago, compared to NOW... there's a lot that's changed. Aisles may be a little wider, grocery carts, a little smaller... security guards, a little sleepier... But i bet you haven't noticed ONE major change.<br /><br />The term is called: "Psychological Priming"... By adding MORE of one particular product... researchers have found that stores can secretly influence your behavior & encourage you to SPEND MORE money (without you realizing).<br /><br />In fact, researchers found that if you get people's nose & saliva glands working... they become much less disciplined shoppers. And because of that.... over the last decade... the area for a certain product has DOUBLED IN SIZE. Tell me what it is.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>478</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jessica and Kenny (Sick of Mozzarella Sticks)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jessica-and-kenny-sick-of-mozzarella-sticks--50486367</link><description><![CDATA[We’ve heard nearly every reason someone has given for getting out of a date at the last second but nothing tops what the guy in today’s Second Date did!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">76b37d4b7974b383afe579009bc07099</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2022 16:27:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50486367/6488.mp3" length="14873218" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’ve heard nearly every reason someone has given for getting out of a date at the last second but nothing tops what the guy in today’s Second Date did!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’ve heard nearly every reason someone has given for getting out of a date at the last second but nothing tops what the guy in today’s Second Date did!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>930</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>M. 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Today's question: Pom-poms on beanies or hats may be used for cute fashion reasons nowadays but originally, they were designed with a very functional purpose in mind. In fact, French Sailors in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Pom-poms on beanies or hats may be used for cute fashion reasons nowadays but originally, they were designed with a very functional purpose in mind. 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And Brooke thinks today’s Phone Tap victim has just what it takes to be the next global reality star!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>327</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - July 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-july-1--50434702</link><description><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: If you’re feeling emotional this morning, just try to hold it in for this question. Because a new survey recently asked 2,000 people “where’s the place you’re most likely to cry?” and I have some of the top responses in front of me. And because one of these answers was a little vague, I’ll tell you that #2 on the list was “at a family event.”The other answers on the list are specific places. So you just need to name the other 4 answers of places that we are most likely to cry.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dcd833a41592794a1e84415eb1cde468</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 13:56:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50434702/6466.mp3" length="7516301" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: If you’re feeling emotional this morning, just try to hold it in for this question. Because a new survey recently asked 2,000 people “where’s the place you’re most likely to cry?” and I...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: If you’re feeling emotional this morning, just try to hold it in for this question. Because a new survey recently asked 2,000 people “where’s the place you’re most likely to cry?” and I have some of the top responses in front of me. And because one of these answers was a little vague, I’ll tell you that #2 on the list was “at a family event.”The other answers on the list are specific places. So you just need to name the other 4 answers of places that we are most likely to cry.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>471</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mary Louise and Dominic (Dude Where's Her Car?)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mary-louise-and-dominic-dude-where-s-her-car--50422355</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners felt comfortable letting her date do something that some couples wait months or years to do… She put a lot of trust in him and unfortunately that backfired on her.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e059a80370773f83ecfd11a7e78621b6</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2022 16:51:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50422355/6465.mp3" length="15653966" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners felt comfortable letting her date do something that some couples wait months or years to do… She put a lot of trust in him and unfortunately that backfired on her.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners felt comfortable letting her date do something that some couples wait months or years to do… She put a lot of trust in him and unfortunately that backfired on her.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>979</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Double Life, Double Wife</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-double-life-double-wife--50422356</link><description><![CDATA[You've heard of runaway brides, well one of our listeners was a runaway GROOM. 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The only thing crazier than how he got out... is WHY!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>396</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - June 30</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-june-30--50422368</link><description><![CDATA[A couple’s going viral after sharing their unusual idea for a date night...Plus, one woman chose a baby name that immediately got trolled by half the internet... 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It all happened in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>385</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dr. Foot Caresser</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dr-foot-caresser--50423191</link><description><![CDATA[Doctor’s offices these days are desperate for you to leave a review after every single visit. 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She needs $1,000 to repair her car after a little accident, but will her mom trust whatever lie we can come up with?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>979</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Smart Fridge Needs Love</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/smart-fridge-needs-love--50419261</link><description><![CDATA[Smart Appliance technology is so advanced that Smart Fridges have feelings now! Deep feelings… and all for today’s Phone Tap victim.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5e0e4d80f133b9d07a60e772afdff94b</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:33:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50419261/6460.mp3" length="5515948" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Smart Appliance technology is so advanced that Smart Fridges have feelings now! Deep feelings… and all for today’s Phone Tap victim.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Smart Appliance technology is so advanced that Smart Fridges have feelings now! Deep feelings… and all for today’s Phone Tap victim.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>345</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - June 30</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-june-30--50419101</link><description><![CDATA[Jeffrey is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: National Cheese Pizza Day is this week and did you know Approximately 3 billion pizza pies are sold in our country every year..... but there are some days where sales are much higher than others. Surprisingly, Super Bowl Sunday is only the 3rd most popular day, it’s not number one like most people would think. So with that information.... I need you to name the #1, #2 and #4 most popular days of the year for ordering pizza.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e08403ba312e2c52742abe3786fa5308</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2022 13:32:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50419101/6459.mp3" length="6626883" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jeffrey is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: National Cheese Pizza Day is this week and did you know Approximately 3 billion pizza pies are sold in our country every year..... but there are some days where sales are much higher...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jeffrey is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: National Cheese Pizza Day is this week and did you know Approximately 3 billion pizza pies are sold in our country every year..... but there are some days where sales are much higher than others. Surprisingly, Super Bowl Sunday is only the 3rd most popular day, it’s not number one like most people would think. So with that information.... I need you to name the #1, #2 and #4 most popular days of the year for ordering pizza.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>415</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ashley and Benjamin (What's Your Name Again?)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ashley-and-benjamin-what-s-your-name-again--50407445</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke tried to stand up for the girl in today’s Second Date but it backfired BAD! 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Hear what she said and why she felt the need to defend this woman in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>976</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What About Our Love Scrapbooks</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-about-our-love-scrapbooks--50407529</link><description><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">52cc17229d0635f15c5384e8f7334e12</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2022 17:07:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50407529/6457.mp3" length="4639070" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a restaurant to see if they’ll give him a table in the perfect position to interrupt his ex-girlfriends surprise wedding proposal!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>291</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>BUSTED - June 29</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/busted-june-29--50407443</link><description><![CDATA[Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>475</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - June 29</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-june-29--50405890</link><description><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: During the first World War, the English language changed faster than almost any other time in history. With the combination of newly named weapons, military tactics and soldiers with different social backgrounds, the war produced a huge amount of military slang. Many of those same phrases are still around today...and one of them is "basket case". 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Today's question: During the first World War, the English language changed faster than almost any other time in history. With the combination of newly named weapons, military tactics and soldiers with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: During the first World War, the English language changed faster than almost any other time in history. With the combination of newly named weapons, military tactics and soldiers with different social backgrounds, the war produced a huge amount of military slang. Many of those same phrases are still around today...and one of them is "basket case". We know that as a reference to a person "who is useless or unable to cope"... but that's not what it meant back then. 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It happened to one of our listeners and he needs to end a lie that he’s kept up for over a year.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>979</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Care or Don't Care? - June 28</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/care-or-don-t-care-june-28--50394026</link><description><![CDATA[In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! 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If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>402</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: The Chili King</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-the-chili-king--50394790</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker crossed a line and took the one thing you're never supposed to take from a good friend...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">12d8d29adb72d4b96539a03859fe7979</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2022 16:21:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50394790/6450.mp3" length="5906322" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker crossed a line and took the one thing you're never supposed to take from a good friend...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker crossed a line and took the one thing you're never supposed to take from a good friend...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>370</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ping Pong Mortgage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ping-pong-mortgage--50393068</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">80ca323e2ce7a360ea6b5185d9b454b2</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2022 14:35:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50393068/6449.mp3" length="3945257" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is really close to purchasing his first home, so it’s really important he finalizes his mortgage paperwork. Unfortunately, Jose is his mortgage officer and it’s EVEN MORE important that he break a world record.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>247</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Keith and Ellie (Hot Tub Boob Job)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/keith-and-ellie-hot-tub-boob-job--50392176</link><description><![CDATA[The guy on the phone for today’s Second Date insisted that he send us a shirtless picture of him to help explain what went wrong on his date. It seemed weird but it ended up being really important!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bd9d76bcf544d8d5a94ffcd9ef44774f</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2022 14:17:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50392176/6448.mp3" length="15862110" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy on the phone for today’s Second Date insisted that he send us a shirtless picture of him to help explain what went wrong on his date. It seemed weird but it ended up being really important!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy on the phone for today’s Second Date insisted that he send us a shirtless picture of him to help explain what went wrong on his date. It seemed weird but it ended up being really important!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>992</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Carbon Negative</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/carbon-negative--50392177</link><description><![CDATA[We all can get a little frantic when stressed out, but today’s Phone Tap victim takes the cake. We’re calling her today to do what we do best: stress her out for no good reason.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">de45fdb148d1ada48a8133e374eeb980</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2022 13:33:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50392177/6447.mp3" length="4798312" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We all can get a little frantic when stressed out, but today’s Phone Tap victim takes the cake. We’re calling her today to do what we do best: stress her out for no good reason.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We all can get a little frantic when stressed out, but today’s Phone Tap victim takes the cake. We’re calling her today to do what we do best: stress her out for no good reason.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>301</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - June 28</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-june-28--50392179</link><description><![CDATA[Jeff is wearing the Shock Collar AGAIN this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Remember neighbors? Those people who live next door that you would steal wifi from? Well according to a new survey, 60% of people say they don’t get along with at least one next door family......... and even 30% of people say they have problems with two or more of them.<br /><br />Odds are good, if you don’t like your "bordering buddy" they probably don’t like you either. 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Today's question: Remember neighbors? Those people who live next door that you would steal wifi from? Well according to a new survey, 60% of people say they don’t get along with at least one next...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jeff is wearing the Shock Collar AGAIN this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Remember neighbors? Those people who live next door that you would steal wifi from? Well according to a new survey, 60% of people say they don’t get along with at least one next door family......... and even 30% of people say they have problems with two or more of them.<br /><br />Odds are good, if you don’t like your "bordering buddy" they probably don’t like you either. Thats why I need you to name the Top 4 reasons people don’t get along with their neighbors.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>431</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Timid Benjamin Knows Sales</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/timid-benjamin-knows-sales--50382526</link><description><![CDATA[They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">91fc023d71f222e45020adc7a2679e2a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2022 17:06:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50382526/6445.mp3" length="4702599" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[They say you need a killer instinct to be successful in sales, and that means the character Jeffrey is playing in today’s Phone Tap must be the worst salesman on planet earth.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>295</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nick and Isabelle (Doggy Bag)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/nick-and-isabelle-doggy-bag--50382033</link><description><![CDATA[The guy on the phone for today’s Second Date got raked over the coals for something seemingly innocent he did at the tail end of his date. 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We need you to weigh in if it was out or bounds or not!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>847</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - June 27</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-june-27--50382532</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">20d72c4e6199ef097770fe1c82a7265c</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2022 17:04:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50382532/6443.mp3" length="6992598" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. 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So in preparation for the worst case scenario....it was up to the astronauts (themselves) to come up with an ingenious, alternative plan to make sure their families were taken care of. Thats why today -Im asking you..... How did the Apollo 11 crew plan to make a bunch of money, if they never came back?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8eda47f94b4365761a11ed725cc49077</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2022 14:05:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50379580/6439.mp3" length="7592787" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: In 1969, The Apollo 11 space flight was one of the most dangerous missions anyone had ever attempted. Not only was NASA not sure the astronauts would be able to get there safely, but...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: In 1969, The Apollo 11 space flight was one of the most dangerous missions anyone had ever attempted. Not only was NASA not sure the astronauts would be able to get there safely, but there were serious doubts about if they would make it back as well.<br /><br />And Because of that uncertainty, no insurance company would give the crew life insurance policies. So in preparation for the worst case scenario....it was up to the astronauts (themselves) to come up with an ingenious, alternative plan to make sure their families were taken care of. Thats why today -Im asking you..... How did the Apollo 11 crew plan to make a bunch of money, if they never came back?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>475</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - June 24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-june-24--50322989</link><description><![CDATA[One of the biggest hits on Netflix has done the unthinkable... And they have TikTok to thank for it... Plus, one woman got broken up with AND lost her job, but now she's making over 100,000 a month and you won't believe how... 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It happened to one of our listeners and he’ll explain what he did in the podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7952bd7ebcecc76795b52c59f8a1738b</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2022 15:31:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50324108/6436.mp3" length="15365156" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What happens when you’re on a mystery date and two mysterious strangers appear and sit down at your table? It happened to one of our listeners and he’ll explain what he did in the podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What happens when you’re on a mystery date and two mysterious strangers appear and sit down at your table? It happened to one of our listeners and he’ll explain what he did in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>961</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Runnin' Up That Bill (Kate Bush Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/runnin-up-that-bill-kate-bush-parody-young-jeffrey-s-song-of-the-week--50324131</link><description><![CDATA[Everything is getting more expensive by the second! We may not be able to spell inflation but we know we don't like it. 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Instead of Kate Bush's "Running Up That Hill" it's Young Jeffrey's "Runnin' Up That Bill!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>413</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - June 24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-june-24--50325038</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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Hard work is fun!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>294</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - June 24</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-june-24--50320177</link><description><![CDATA[Jeffrey is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: What’s in a name? There are countless examples in the English language of things that you would never think have an official name. 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Today's question: What’s in a name? There are countless examples in the English language of things that you would never think have an official name. Today, I have three words that are the official...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jeffrey is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: What’s in a name? There are countless examples in the English language of things that you would never think have an official name. 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Today's question: Today we’re talking about branding! Big flashy colors are what attract consumers to your products and so I have put in front of you four signature colors that have been trademarked by...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Today we’re talking about branding! Big flashy colors are what attract consumers to your products and so I have put in front of you four signature colors that have been trademarked by national and international companies that use them in their logos. You have a red color, a yellow, an orange, and a blue. 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We’ll get to the bottom of it in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>933</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0cb4079b22ce8e7df98cf3ecb57866f4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Small Package Towing</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/small-package-towing--50296995</link><description><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap, we’re calling a guy at work and telling him we’ve towed his car. 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Today's question: It’s Déjà vu all over again! Previously on the Shock Collar Question of the day I asked you to identify various North American slang words and today is the grand finale of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jeff is wearing the Shock Collar again this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: It’s Déjà vu all over again! Previously on the Shock Collar Question of the day I asked you to identify various North American slang words and today is the grand finale of regional jargon! 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Today's Question: Previously on the Shock Collar Question of the day I asked you to identify various north American colloquialisms and I’m happy to say I’ve grubbed up another batch of regional slang for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jeff is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's Question: Previously on the Shock Collar Question of the day I asked you to identify various north American colloquialisms and I’m happy to say I’ve grubbed up another batch of regional slang for you to identify today. 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Today's question: A new survey found that we start to appreciate the “finer things” in life around 26 years old. The survey also asked people to name the top things that make someone seem like a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: A new survey found that we start to appreciate the “finer things” in life around 26 years old. 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If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>412</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: 20 to Life Hacks</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-20-to-life-hacks--50208068</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners says they've come up with a foolproof way to get out of jury duty... that works 100% of the time... and they've never been caught!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c23b119337dd9e6f41dc99782f07e21e</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2022 16:25:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50208068/6385.mp3" length="5677280" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners says they've come up with a foolproof way to get out of jury duty... that works 100% of the time... and they've never been caught!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners says they've come up with a foolproof way to get out of jury duty... that works 100% of the time... and they've never been caught!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>356</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Company Needs You To Step Up</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/company-needs-you-to-step-up--50204847</link><description><![CDATA[We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ab3d476b7419b103902f4c568921e352</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2022 16:23:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50204847/6384.mp3" length="4453496" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We call an unsuspecting worker to tell them that EVERYTHING he uses in his office is now gonna start costing money, including this call!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>279</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Big Shoes To Fill</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/big-shoes-to-fill--50205479</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call is hoping to reveal some truth to his girlfriend, without being dumped. 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Can he walk that delicate line?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>965</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8d0509bb9146f0354e498a41bca29e29.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rob and Tiffany (Not-So Spontaneous)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rob-and-tiffany-not-so-spontaneous--50204849</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s new Second Date played out like an epic game of clue. Someone pulled one of the sneakiest and most backstabbing moves in show history. Hear who it was and what they did in the podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d25195b02846101ebc6bbe08caaf636e</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2022 13:57:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50204849/6382.mp3" length="15430358" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s new Second Date played out like an epic game of clue. Someone pulled one of the sneakiest and most backstabbing moves in show history. Hear who it was and what they did in the podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s new Second Date played out like an epic game of clue. Someone pulled one of the sneakiest and most backstabbing moves in show history. Hear who it was and what they did in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>965</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - June 14</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-june-14--50202149</link><description><![CDATA[A new poll found 41% of North Americans claim they are ABOVE-AVERAGE at spelling and we’re going to put that to the test....<br /><br />In an Around the Room, I-Before-E, R-E-S-P-E-C-T To Dr. Bailleeee, Spelling Bee Shock Collar Question of the day…<br /><br />I have a list of some easy but very commonly misspelled words from the English language and we’ll go around the room and after 2 rounds the person with the most misspellings will be shocked. 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In an Around the Room, I-Before-E, R-E-S-P-E-C-T To Dr. Bailleeee, Spelling Bee Shock Collar Question of the day…

I have a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A new poll found 41% of North Americans claim they are ABOVE-AVERAGE at spelling and we’re going to put that to the test....<br /><br />In an Around the Room, I-Before-E, R-E-S-P-E-C-T To Dr. Bailleeee, Spelling Bee Shock Collar Question of the day…<br /><br />I have a list of some easy but very commonly misspelled words from the English language and we’ll go around the room and after 2 rounds the person with the most misspellings will be shocked. If we can get through all 8 words without a mistake… I will be shocked instead…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>479</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You Hate The Planet</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-hate-the-planet--50201529</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners wanted us to prank one of her coworkers who drives a big gas guzzling SUV. 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So in today’s Phone Tap we’re asking “Why do you hate the planet so much?”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>240</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - June 13</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-june-13--50186998</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>473</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Marvelous Mr. Mushroom Man</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-marvelous-mr-mushroom-man--50187220</link><description><![CDATA[We call a sous chef and offer him a big time TV gig as long as he can put up with the ego of the most pretentious head chef of all time!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c902e99ada55569f936ec505fef09111</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2022 15:45:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50187220/6378.mp3" length="4198541" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We call a sous chef and offer him a big time TV gig as long as he can put up with the ego of the most pretentious head chef of all time!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We call a sous chef and offer him a big time TV gig as long as he can put up with the ego of the most pretentious head chef of all time!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>263</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - June 13</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-june-13--50187000</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! 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Message and data rates may apply.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>389</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/721940f4fb25e28878c54c47a9ed3d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My Baby Boy's A Baller</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-baby-boy-s-a-baller--50185115</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim thinks the younger generation is very entitled, so today Brooke’s going to call her up and try to negotiate a higher salary for her baby boy. 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Because he deserves it!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>295</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - June 13</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-june-13--50185112</link><description><![CDATA[A new report just came out that calculated the highest paid comedians over the last year and I’ll tell you the names on this list are all famous people you've heard of. <br /><br />While they are all professional comedians, one of them hosts a tv show. <br /><br />I need you to come up with the Top 4 highest paid jokesters of the last year in no particular order…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f58777c2ce41daeb05a6995ce3d782f9</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2022 13:23:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50185112/6375.mp3" length="8040839" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A new report just came out that calculated the highest paid comedians over the last year and I’ll tell you the names on this list are all famous people you've heard of. 

While they are all professional comedians, one of them hosts a tv show. 

I need...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A new report just came out that calculated the highest paid comedians over the last year and I’ll tell you the names on this list are all famous people you've heard of. <br /><br />While they are all professional comedians, one of them hosts a tv show. <br /><br />I need you to come up with the Top 4 highest paid jokesters of the last year in no particular order…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>503</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Summer (Maroon 5 Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/summer-maroon-5-parody-young-jeffrey-s-song-of-the-week--50158649</link><description><![CDATA[Teachers, you deserve a break after this past year! 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Is it too little too late though?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>972</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lifetime Supply Winners - June 10</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lifetime-supply-winners-june-10--50156412</link><description><![CDATA[People around the world who have won LIFETIME prizes are coming forward and telling us what it's really like.. 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Today's question: What are the top 5 longest running non-soap opera, non-news, non-talk show television programs of all time?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: What are the top 5 longest running non-soap opera, non-news, non-talk show television programs of all time?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>492</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Can't Tell You That</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-can-t-tell-you-that--50125370</link><description><![CDATA[Job interviews can be so stressful, and they’re especially nerve-wracking when you can’t answer a SINGLE question the interviewer has for you. 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That’s Jeffrey’s dilemma in today’s Phone Tap!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>255</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Curiosity Killed the Dress</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-curiosity-killed-the-dress--50109590</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker could have spoken up and saved her best friend's wedding day... but she chose to remain silent until now where she's going to confess in an all new Masked Speaker!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3cf5e9fe9b42634ded92209e4bc49a2e</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2022 17:10:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50109590/6353.mp3" length="6310906" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker could have spoken up and saved her best friend's wedding day... but she chose to remain silent until now where she's going to confess in an all new Masked Speaker!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker could have spoken up and saved her best friend's wedding day... but she chose to remain silent until now where she's going to confess in an all new Masked Speaker!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>395</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Care or Don't Care - June 7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/care-or-don-t-care-june-7--50109766</link><description><![CDATA[In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">732f039e1ef32d69c220582ca3cb1fb2</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2022 17:09:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50109766/6352.mp3" length="6175905" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>387</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>UF-Oh My!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/uf-oh-my--50109592</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking him into thinking he may have seen something other than what he first thought…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e7051628d3e05d67dcdc852217ffd873</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2022 17:09:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50109592/6351.mp3" length="4323510" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking him into thinking he may have seen something other than what he first thought…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim swears he saw a UFO the other day and even reported it to authorities. His sister told us all about his encounter and we’re pranking him into thinking he may have seen something other than what he first thought…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>271</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Make Pranks Not War</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/make-pranks-not-war--50109593</link><description><![CDATA[The listener in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call is in a PRANK WAR at work that could cost someone their job. 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But his first date went from really great to really awkward and now he’s wondering if he made a mistake?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>943</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - June 7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-june-7--50106445</link><description><![CDATA[7 out of 10 people say they can't sleep if they know there's an unwanted bug in the house. And, according to statistics, we lose about 36 hours of sleep per year, because of it. And the average person is willing to spend close to $2,000 dollars to never see a bug in their home again. <br /><br />Spiders were #2 on the list. 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I need you to tell me the other 4 bugs that made the TOP 5.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>500</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bumble Parrot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bumble-parrot--50106446</link><description><![CDATA[Jose is tagging in for one of our listeners and introducing himself to a Bumble match with the help of his trusty and invasive Parrot.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fc50166ec26c4f0469fc816de545844d</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2022 13:34:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50106446/6347.mp3" length="4728513" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose is tagging in for one of our listeners and introducing himself to a Bumble match with the help of his trusty and invasive Parrot.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is tagging in for one of our listeners and introducing himself to a Bumble match with the help of his trusty and invasive Parrot.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>296</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - June 6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-june-6--50090396</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. 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Message and data rates may apply.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>414</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/721940f4fb25e28878c54c47a9ed3d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Missed Connections - June 6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/missed-connections-june-6--50089182</link><description><![CDATA[We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! 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Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>403</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - June 6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-june-6--50089330</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Today is a National Holiday honoring a very famous toy that you’ve all played with before. The British called it a “bandalore". The French used the name “Incroyable” or “L-emigrette.” But the craze got popular in North America back In 1928, when an American business man spotted one while on a trip to San Francisco. He quickly made 100,000 of them to sell, but the problem was people didn’t really know how to use it correctly. So, he hired a team of workers who went around teaching the public how to use the toy, and now it’s globally popular to this day. What am I talking about?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c2f5a4b1bcde510f27ba6d2877e55c5b</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2022 16:27:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50089330/6343.mp3" length="7669274" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: Today is a National Holiday honoring a very famous toy that you’ve all played with before. The British called it a “bandalore". The French used the name “Incroyable” or “L-emigrette.”...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Today is a National Holiday honoring a very famous toy that you’ve all played with before. The British called it a “bandalore". The French used the name “Incroyable” or “L-emigrette.” But the craze got popular in North America back In 1928, when an American business man spotted one while on a trip to San Francisco. He quickly made 100,000 of them to sell, but the problem was people didn’t really know how to use it correctly. So, he hired a team of workers who went around teaching the public how to use the toy, and now it’s globally popular to this day. 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It happened to one of our listeners and it might be of the cringiest Second Dates we’ve ever done!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>955</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>They Will Be Shoved</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/they-will-be-shoved--50053426</link><description><![CDATA[Summer means Wedding season is kicking off! 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If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>376</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Family History, Grocery Mystery</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/family-history-grocery-mystery--50013790</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners requested our helping asking a complete stranger a super uncomfortable question that took us all out of our comfort zones. 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A new study came out that found the average parents spends over $4,000 dollars a year on their adult children. It also found the top things Moms &amp; Dads help pay for, while their kids are still...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Everyone is at risk for today's Shock Collar Question!<br /><br />A new study came out that found the average parents spends over $4,000 dollars a year on their adult children. It also found the top things Moms & Dads help pay for, while their kids are still growing up  AFTER the age 18. 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Today's question: A new study by the British Psychological Society found the habits and qualities that make someone seem CREEPY. Number 6 was asking to take a picture of someone you don't know.......</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: A new study by the British Psychological Society found the habits and qualities that make someone seem CREEPY. Number 6 was asking to take a picture of someone you don't know.... (creeeeeeeeeepy)......Number 5.... was steering the conversation towards one topic....... "getting freaky"...... 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Jose’s attempting it today and we’ll see how far he gets!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>235</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - May 27</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-may-27--49969058</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0edc35a519b45f0e21a43f4172327e85</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2022 15:31:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49969058/6309.mp3" length="7113388" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>445</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>100 Percent Pigeon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/100-percent-pigeon--49969046</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting on a package for weeks, and we think we’ve figured out her issue: her delivery service has gone 100% Pigeon.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2a07ba30ce66c413897c30a856a0498a</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2022 15:30:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49969046/6308.mp3" length="4107843" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting on a package for weeks, and we think we’ve figured out her issue: her delivery service has gone 100% Pigeon.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has been waiting on a package for weeks, and we think we’ve figured out her issue: her delivery service has gone 100% Pigeon.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>257</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - May 27</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-may-27--49969059</link><description><![CDATA[The music industry recently came up with an algorithm that looked at streaming data, major awards, Billboard Hot 100 entries, sponsorship deals and social media. And they found the top 20 most valuable artists in the music industry today. <br /><br />I'll need the top four in a round the room, glitz and glam, double plati- NAM, golden graham round the room hot potato shock.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5b9f007f94fc1b77a5deb560c024f125</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2022 15:29:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49969059/6307.mp3" length="6310906" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The music industry recently came up with an algorithm that looked at streaming data, major awards, Billboard Hot 100 entries, sponsorship deals and social media. And they found the top 20 most valuable artists in the music industry today. 

I'll need...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The music industry recently came up with an algorithm that looked at streaming data, major awards, Billboard Hot 100 entries, sponsorship deals and social media. And they found the top 20 most valuable artists in the music industry today. <br /><br />I'll need the top four in a round the room, glitz and glam, double plati- NAM, golden graham round the room hot potato shock.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>395</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>oseph and Monica (Marvel Knockout)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/oseph-and-monica-marvel-knockout--49956636</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date attempted a sweet & romantic gesture on his movie date, but it went so poorly he ended up embarrassed and apologizing. Find out what he did, and if it was a big dealbreaker in the podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4952ad9123818a0da0767af74003142d</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2022 15:52:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49956636/6306.mp3" length="14851484" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy in today’s Second Date attempted a sweet &amp; romantic gesture on his movie date, but it went so poorly he ended up embarrassed and apologizing. Find out what he did, and if it was a big dealbreaker in the podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date attempted a sweet & romantic gesture on his movie date, but it went so poorly he ended up embarrassed and apologizing. Find out what he did, and if it was a big dealbreaker in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>929</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Fit Force Factory</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fit-force-factory--49956892</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke calls a gym with a state of the art new technology idea: Virtual Reality Fitness. 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There’s never been a cooler way to NOT work out!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>276</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Alexis' Love Life: Brooke To The Rescue</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/alexis-love-life-brooke-to-the-rescue--49956638</link><description><![CDATA[We gave Brooke the keys to Alexis' dating profile and told her nothing was off-limits! Is this going to spark something in Alexis' love life? Or make her regret ever being born?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c9372548c785d5f03c4d2a4ffd70400e</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2022 15:50:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49956638/6304.mp3" length="13568350" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We gave Brooke the keys to Alexis' dating profile and told her nothing was off-limits! Is this going to spark something in Alexis' love life? Or make her regret ever being born?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We gave Brooke the keys to Alexis' dating profile and told her nothing was off-limits! Is this going to spark something in Alexis' love life? 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Nevertheless, we’re celebrating...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this day in 1986, Sally Ride became the first American woman astronaut to go into space. 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It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>409</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Age-Ja Vu</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/age-ja-vu--49942213</link><description><![CDATA[What’s the opposite of a Wingman? Whatever you call it, that type of guy is what ruined Mike’s night with Tanya. Now he wants our help to try and save it with a Second Date Update!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d1f66ef96b6101bec8ad3da9cca35d8f</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2022 16:00:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49942213/6297.mp3" length="15302462" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What’s the opposite of a Wingman? Whatever you call it, that type of guy is what ruined Mike’s night with Tanya. Now he wants our help to try and save it with a Second Date Update!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What’s the opposite of a Wingman? Whatever you call it, that type of guy is what ruined Mike’s night with Tanya. Now he wants our help to try and save it with a Second Date Update!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>957</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - May 25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-may-25--49942214</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>391</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Picturesque Payback</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-picturesque-payback--49926805</link><description><![CDATA[Make sure you're nice to the people working your friend's wedding.. if not, they may find a creative way to mess with you and then tell us all about it in an all new Masked Speaker!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ecbceef08338011d3b8218ff8d6b38ba</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2022 17:21:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49926805/6290.mp3" length="6702534" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Make sure you're nice to the people working your friend's wedding.. if not, they may find a creative way to mess with you and then tell us all about it in an all new Masked Speaker!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Make sure you're nice to the people working your friend's wedding.. if not, they may find a creative way to mess with you and then tell us all about it in an all new Masked Speaker!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>420</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Party Fails and Mermaid Tales</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/party-fails-and-mermaid-tales--49926706</link><description><![CDATA[Nasty rumors around the workplace can be damaging. 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So We’re going to be honoring Flojo and the rest of those caring heroes...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today is International Nurses day and we celebrate that on this day in particular because it’s the birthday of one of the most famous nurses of all time Florence Nightengale.<br /><br />So We’re going to be honoring Flojo and the rest of those caring heroes with a special..... around the room One and Done, take my pulse and change my bedpan Shock Collar Question!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>517</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Care or Don't Care - May 10</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/care-or-don-t-care-may-10--49748746</link><description><![CDATA[In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! 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If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>393</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Comic Book Cash Out</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-comic-book-cash-out--49748743</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker has been hiding an extremely valuable heirloom from their family.... and it easily could be worth millions as long as no one ever finds out...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">db6a8dc03baf3903e37ae78ac9f52521</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2022 18:48:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49748743/6245.mp3" length="5956059" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker has been hiding an extremely valuable heirloom from their family.... and it easily could be worth millions as long as no one ever finds out...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker has been hiding an extremely valuable heirloom from their family.... and it easily could be worth millions as long as no one ever finds out...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>373</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cat Burglar</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cat-burglar--49749426</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call involves one of the strangest mysteries we’ve ever heard. 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What if it involved doing something illegal?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>305</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - May 10</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-may-10--49748742</link><description><![CDATA[How do you know when you’ve found “the one?”<br /><br />And when I say "one" I don't mean the romantic, bring me my burrito while Im on the toilet "one".... or "baby bird me clam chowder through a straw" one.<br /><br />I’m talking about a new survey which asked people which businesses gave them the biggest challenge in finding “the one” for their services. <br /><br />And after all the results were in... people said said it’s hardest to find a great barber or hairstylist. <br /><br />That was #1, and I need you guys to come up with the jobs that are #2-#5 on the list, by playing a one and done, hot potato shock.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8da8179469bcc5579ca6a3b35887da86</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2022 18:34:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49748742/6241.mp3" length="6833355" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How do you know when you’ve found “the one?”

And when I say "one" I don't mean the romantic, bring me my burrito while Im on the toilet "one".... or "baby bird me clam chowder through a straw" one.

I’m talking about a new survey which asked people...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How do you know when you’ve found “the one?”<br /><br />And when I say "one" I don't mean the romantic, bring me my burrito while Im on the toilet "one".... or "baby bird me clam chowder through a straw" one.<br /><br />I’m talking about a new survey which asked people which businesses gave them the biggest challenge in finding “the one” for their services. <br /><br />And after all the results were in... people said said it’s hardest to find a great barber or hairstylist. <br /><br />That was #1, and I need you guys to come up with the jobs that are #2-#5 on the list, by playing a one and done, hot potato shock.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>428</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Missed Connections - May 9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/missed-connections-may-9--49730399</link><description><![CDATA[We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">da0fa65ae03e9e3a2aa126954a39e5d0</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 16:37:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49730399/6240.mp3" length="6263677" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>392</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - May 9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-may-9--49730400</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">49ace3dae49c89e63cb236b0b2518ee4</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 16:36:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49730400/6239.mp3" length="8169989" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>511</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - May 9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-may-9--49730403</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dd2242fd77ed3a159a38a891c236189a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 16:35:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49730403/6238.mp3" length="6307981" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&amp;C's and privacy policy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>395</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/721940f4fb25e28878c54c47a9ed3d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loco Larry Rock Out</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loco-larry-rock-out--49730405</link><description><![CDATA[We’ve been excited to share this Phone Tap with you ever since it happened... introducing Jose’s most unique character yet “Loco Larry”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">710deacc2e541d232a8641c821be92b6</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 16:35:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49730405/6237.mp3" length="4591840" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’ve been excited to share this Phone Tap with you ever since it happened... introducing Jose’s most unique character yet “Loco Larry”</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’ve been excited to share this Phone Tap with you ever since it happened... introducing Jose’s most unique character yet “Loco Larry”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>288</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kenny and Ellie (Cake By The Tesla)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kenny-and-ellie-cake-by-the-tesla--49730402</link><description><![CDATA[The guy from today’s Second Date brought his dinner date back to his place, but before the magic could begin.. something tragic happened!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">560f885c629fe765c4c8040362452d7b</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 16:34:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49730402/6236.mp3" length="14976454" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy from today’s Second Date brought his dinner date back to his place, but before the magic could begin.. something tragic happened!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy from today’s Second Date brought his dinner date back to his place, but before the magic could begin.. something tragic happened!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>937</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - May 9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-may-9--49728307</link><description><![CDATA[We’re all alive and accounted for which means the activities of this past weekend didn’t get the best of us…. Drinks were drunk, tops were cropped and candles were blown out....all for Alexis’ birthday!!….<br /><br />And To celebrate the fun sized snickerdoodle who is allergic to eyebrow glue, WE ARE NOT going to do her favorite thing: which is ask the bartender if they’ll charge her phone… Instead We’re going to go around the room for a special Young Dumb and Broke, One And Done shock…<br /><br />I’ll ask each of you a question about the life of Alexis Fuller (@ Alexis_Fuller) and if you get it right you’ll be safe and she’ll follow you back on Instagram. If you’re wrong, you will get shocked while singing a song and you’ll have to pick up one of her car insurance payments…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a45da4c24481f355227d020c8a9a26e6</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 13:39:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49728307/6235.mp3" length="8121923" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re all alive and accounted for which means the activities of this past weekend didn’t get the best of us…. Drinks were drunk, tops were cropped and candles were blown out....all for Alexis’ birthday!!….

And To celebrate the fun sized snickerdoodle...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re all alive and accounted for which means the activities of this past weekend didn’t get the best of us…. Drinks were drunk, tops were cropped and candles were blown out....all for Alexis’ birthday!!….<br /><br />And To celebrate the fun sized snickerdoodle who is allergic to eyebrow glue, WE ARE NOT going to do her favorite thing: which is ask the bartender if they’ll charge her phone… Instead We’re going to go around the room for a special Young Dumb and Broke, One And Done shock…<br /><br />I’ll ask each of you a question about the life of Alexis Fuller (@ Alexis_Fuller) and if you get it right you’ll be safe and she’ll follow you back on Instagram. If you’re wrong, you will get shocked while singing a song and you’ll have to pick up one of her car insurance payments…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>508</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Squeakability</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/squeakability--49728306</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap: we’re calling a woman to tell her that she’s being moved to a new area of the office, but it’s not because of her quality of work, it’s because of something completely ridiculous and her whole office is on board with it!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8737c22524b3e3f25f1376924be35ca7</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 13:38:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49728306/6234.mp3" length="4487768" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s Phone Tap: we’re calling a woman to tell her that she’s being moved to a new area of the office, but it’s not because of her quality of work, it’s because of something completely ridiculous and her whole office is on board with it!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap: we’re calling a woman to tell her that she’s being moved to a new area of the office, but it’s not because of her quality of work, it’s because of something completely ridiculous and her whole office is on board with it!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>281</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - May 6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-may-6--49692458</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>474</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>AirBnTree</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/airbntree--49692720</link><description><![CDATA[We’re calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property we’re entitled to renting it out whenever we want!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">430fc5487ff24c2e99d07d02b47eb84e</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 16:28:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49692720/6232.mp3" length="4851811" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We’re calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property we’re entitled to renting it out whenever we want!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We’re calling a woman with a tree house in her backyard, and because the branches reach over city property we’re entitled to renting it out whenever we want!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>304</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - May 6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-may-6--49692457</link><description><![CDATA[A woman went viral over a mysterious thing she discovered hidden inside her fireplace...Plus, a psychotherapist shared the number one test you can do to instantly see if your significant other is in it for the long run... Hear it all in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">49bbaf482faaa1beffd171a43fcc348a</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 16:27:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49692457/6231.mp3" length="6418740" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A woman went viral over a mysterious thing she discovered hidden inside her fireplace...Plus, a psychotherapist shared the number one test you can do to instantly see if your significant other is in it for the long run... Hear it all in a brand new...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A woman went viral over a mysterious thing she discovered hidden inside her fireplace...Plus, a psychotherapist shared the number one test you can do to instantly see if your significant other is in it for the long run... Hear it all in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>402</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>L-O-V-E Y-O-U (Gayle Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/l-o-v-e-y-o-u-gayle-parody-young-jeffrey-s-song-of-the-week--49692721</link><description><![CDATA[Moms, for all you do, this song is for you! #HappyMothersDay. 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Instead of Gayle's "acbdefu" it's Young Jeffrey's "L-O-V-E Y-O-U"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>391</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8c71527eb083aaa5aa6b7b1a25ad7b75.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Adam and Taylor (Drop Dead Dork)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/adam-and-taylor-drop-dead-dork--49692460</link><description><![CDATA[Adam from today’s call became the center of attention during a huge event and it lead to one of the most bizarre Second Dates we’ve ever had!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1e6c8613b06bc600d3448e70e721e633</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 16:25:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49692460/6229.mp3" length="14825571" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Adam from today’s call became the center of attention during a huge event and it lead to one of the most bizarre Second Dates we’ve ever had!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Adam from today’s call became the center of attention during a huge event and it lead to one of the most bizarre Second Dates we’ve ever had!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>927</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Clover Fake Sick</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/clover-fake-sick--49690726</link><description><![CDATA[If you think you can fake sick and get away with it you’re wrong! Your company might hire us to send ex-special forces sergeant ‘Clover’ to get to the bottom of it, in a Phone Tap!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2ca93935b6d4fa9149120603ee2f2ec3</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 13:41:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49690726/6228.mp3" length="4129577" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you think you can fake sick and get away with it you’re wrong! Your company might hire us to send ex-special forces sergeant ‘Clover’ to get to the bottom of it, in a Phone Tap!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you think you can fake sick and get away with it you’re wrong! Your company might hire us to send ex-special forces sergeant ‘Clover’ to get to the bottom of it, in a Phone Tap!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>259</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - May 6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-may-6--49690725</link><description><![CDATA[If you were paying attention around the office earlier this week. I had a special guest visit for lunch… anybody notice? (reax) <br /><br />That’s right, I wined and dined Brooke’s mom and what a lovely lady she is. <br /><br />So elegant. So giving. After we finished................ with lunch and other things, it gave me a great idea. <br /><br />Because she's a Mom and this Sunday is Mother’s Day, we are going to go around the room for a special MOTHER’S DAY ONE AND DONE SHOCK. <br /><br />Each of you will get a question about Mom’s Day or as Jeff calls it "The one day I am forced to call my Mother"..... and if you get it right, you’re safe.... and I'll call your Mom personally to schedule an intimate lunch with her as well.  <br /><br />If you get it wrong you’ll get shocked by a dog shock collar and you’ll have to eat this macaroni art project I made…<br /><br />Alexis, since your Mom dropped you three times as a baby.... and two were by accident.... you get the easiest question.<br /><br />According to the latest statistics, 87 million adults in North America will DO THIS for Mothers Day... what is it? <br /><br />On to Brooke: <br /><br />A woman named Anna Jarvis started the tradition of wearing a carnation on Mothers Day, back in 1908. Having a colored flower in your lapel, meant something DIFFERENT than having a white one. What was the difference? <br /><br />Alright onto Jose: <br /><br />Most women in North America FIRST become mothers at what age? Age: 26, 27........... or 29?<br /><br />And finally....little Jeffrey Dubow whose Mother taught him to reach for the sky.......this question is for you.... <br /><br />Mothers Day is the 4th ranked holiday in terms of buying flowers & plants... I need you to give me the TOP 3... and HINT: For One of the holidays, not everybody in North America celebrates it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9ef6a2267ebb8dc8c25e5a9733d9faa0</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 13:39:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49690725/6227.mp3" length="8445842" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you were paying attention around the office earlier this week. I had a special guest visit for lunch… anybody notice? (reax) 

That’s right, I wined and dined Brooke’s mom and what a lovely lady she is. 

So elegant. So giving. After we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you were paying attention around the office earlier this week. I had a special guest visit for lunch… anybody notice? (reax) <br /><br />That’s right, I wined and dined Brooke’s mom and what a lovely lady she is. <br /><br />So elegant. So giving. After we finished................ with lunch and other things, it gave me a great idea. <br /><br />Because she's a Mom and this Sunday is Mother’s Day, we are going to go around the room for a special MOTHER’S DAY ONE AND DONE SHOCK. <br /><br />Each of you will get a question about Mom’s Day or as Jeff calls it "The one day I am forced to call my Mother"..... and if you get it right, you’re safe.... and I'll call your Mom personally to schedule an intimate lunch with her as well.  <br /><br />If you get it wrong you’ll get shocked by a dog shock collar and you’ll have to eat this macaroni art project I made…<br /><br />Alexis, since your Mom dropped you three times as a baby.... and two were by accident.... you get the easiest question.<br /><br />According to the latest statistics, 87 million adults in North America will DO THIS for Mothers Day... what is it? <br /><br />On to Brooke: <br /><br />A woman named Anna Jarvis started the tradition of wearing a carnation on Mothers Day, back in 1908. Having a colored flower in your lapel, meant something DIFFERENT than having a white one. What was the difference? <br /><br />Alright onto Jose: <br /><br />Most women in North America FIRST become mothers at what age? Age: 26, 27........... or 29?<br /><br />And finally....little Jeffrey Dubow whose Mother taught him to reach for the sky.......this question is for you.... <br /><br />Mothers Day is the 4th ranked holiday in terms of buying flowers & plants... 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Now that it's been a few months, how are things holding up?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1028</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bro Code Yump Hunter</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bro-code-yump-hunter--49678401</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">75b0d84a73dd4e7f6bdcefd2f2021649</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2022 16:12:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49678401/6224.mp3" length="4275027" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.”</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has never met his daughter’s new boyfriend and that’s benefitting us because we’re going to introduce him to Jose, a bonafide “Yump Hunter.”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>268</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Remote Camping - May 5</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/remote-camping-may-5--49678406</link><description><![CDATA[Thousands of families are signing up for what might be the strangest new summer activity...and we're going to tell you all about it!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b3f1feae38ad010101ef2c55bd505f9f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2022 16:11:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49678406/6223.mp3" length="6140797" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thousands of families are signing up for what might be the strangest new summer activity...and we're going to tell you all about it!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thousands of families are signing up for what might be the strangest new summer activity...and we're going to tell you all about it!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>385</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Matthew and Julia (Discount Dining)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/matthew-and-julia-discount-dining--49678405</link><description><![CDATA[Sometimes one man’s idea is another man’s mistake. 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Or is a sibling rivalry going to explode in a huge mess? Find out in today's brand new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c3694c71d4a8e4e871b6d939d89b8006</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2022 16:09:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49644492/6210.mp3" length="14321094" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is a sisterly bond one of the strongest things on earth? Or is a sibling rivalry going to explode in a huge mess? Find out in today's brand new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is a sisterly bond one of the strongest things on earth? Or is a sibling rivalry going to explode in a huge mess? 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Hear it for yourself in the podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e1ed0d34d6f0590cce29fae4e7c8f0cf</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2022 16:07:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49644494/6209.mp3" length="13850890" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy we called in today’s Second Date offered up a “dealbreaker” that we had honestly never heard before in our lives. Hear it for yourself in the podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy we called in today’s Second Date offered up a “dealbreaker” that we had honestly never heard before in our lives. Hear it for yourself in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>866</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - May 3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-may-3--49642089</link><description><![CDATA[We've learned through this show that Alexis, has MANY MANY weaknesses... Eyelash Glue...Traffic Lights... and apparently, BASIC ENGLISH...<br /><br />Because yesterday, we TRIED to have her Complete COMMON SAYINGS & PHRASES, ordinary people use every day... she got ZERO correct... <br /><br />But you know the saying... "If you Fail Once, then...?"".......Alexis?... TRY, TRY again... <br /><br />And WE'RE going to TRY AGAIN... with FINISH THE PHRASE: "Common Sayings From the English Language"<br /><br />We'll go around the ROOM and give everyone TWO OPTIONS for phrases.... You'll pick one & then Alexis will try to complete a SIMPLE PHRASE we hear all the time.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5ac68cdabf990042f73322d8889363f6</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2022 13:49:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49642089/6208.mp3" length="7364163" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've learned through this show that Alexis, has MANY MANY weaknesses... Eyelash Glue...Traffic Lights... and apparently, BASIC ENGLISH...

Because yesterday, we TRIED to have her Complete COMMON SAYINGS &amp; PHRASES, ordinary people use every day... she...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've learned through this show that Alexis, has MANY MANY weaknesses... Eyelash Glue...Traffic Lights... and apparently, BASIC ENGLISH...<br /><br />Because yesterday, we TRIED to have her Complete COMMON SAYINGS & PHRASES, ordinary people use every day... she got ZERO correct... <br /><br />But you know the saying... "If you Fail Once, then...?"".......Alexis?... TRY, TRY again... <br /><br />And WE'RE going to TRY AGAIN... with FINISH THE PHRASE: "Common Sayings From the English Language"<br /><br />We'll go around the ROOM and give everyone TWO OPTIONS for phrases.... You'll pick one & then Alexis will try to complete a SIMPLE PHRASE we hear all the time.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>461</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Convicted Cleaning</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/convicted-cleaning--49642087</link><description><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap, we call a guy who hired a cleaning service for his house, and while he was out, one of our cleaners escaped… We say “escaped” because this employee is actually an active prison inmate… Whoops!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c1dccb3d8c7e7077cd443c87914b466c</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2022 13:48:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49642087/6207.mp3" length="3915582" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today's Phone Tap, we call a guy who hired a cleaning service for his house, and while he was out, one of our cleaners escaped… We say “escaped” because this employee is actually an active prison inmate… Whoops!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap, we call a guy who hired a cleaning service for his house, and while he was out, one of our cleaners escaped… We say “escaped” because this employee is actually an active prison inmate… Whoops!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>245</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Whatcha Doin' At The Olivia Rodrigo Concert? - May 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/whatcha-doin-at-the-olivia-rodrigo-concert-may-2--49627392</link><description><![CDATA[We sent Jose and Alexis out on the street to get the lowdown from one of the biggest performances of the year. 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It's "Whatcha Doin' At The Olivia Rodrigo Concert?"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>374</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - May 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-may-2--49627391</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">92060cf3ff7cb092bc0ca6a115682bf6</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2022 16:05:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49627391/6205.mp3" length="5614168" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! 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Because We tried asking her to finish famous historical quotes ... and she got ALL OF THEM WRONG... so we're going even easier today.... with FINISH THE PHRASE:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis is praying her OLD COLLEGE PROFESSORS were not listening to the show last week... <br /><br />Because We tried asking her to finish famous historical quotes ... and she got ALL OF THEM WRONG... so we're going even easier today.... with FINISH THE PHRASE: "Common Sayings From the English Language"<br /><br />We tested them on Producer Boyd's 3rd grade daughter and she got em all right... so... No pressure?  <br /><br />We'll go around the ROOM and give everyone TWO OPTIONS for phrases.... 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SURPRISING.... she didn't know the famous Coffee slogan "The Best Part of Waking up is... FOLGERS in your Cup"... But she knew: "Can you Hear me Now" was Verizon b/c its' the only phone carrier she's ever had.<br /><br />But today, instead of that... we're doing something different called: Finish the Phrase!<br /><br />We'll go around the ROOM and I'll ask everyone else if they THINK you can complete a FAMOUS QUOTE... and give you some details on it...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4e6af4af3b0ee2cbec7d236f01949900</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2022 15:31:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49597379/6194.mp3" length="8198410" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alexis has described this as the HARDEST WEEK of her life.... even harder, than finding a look-alike to pass her driving test for her.... 

Because for the last few days, we've been testing her knowledge on famous Commercial Slogans &amp; catchphrases......</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis has described this as the HARDEST WEEK of her life.... even harder, than finding a look-alike to pass her driving test for her.... <br /><br />Because for the last few days, we've been testing her knowledge on famous Commercial Slogans & catchphrases... and her performance has been... SURPRISING.... she didn't know the famous Coffee slogan "The Best Part of Waking up is... FOLGERS in your Cup"... But she knew: "Can you Hear me Now" was Verizon b/c its' the only phone carrier she's ever had.<br /><br />But today, instead of that... we're doing something different called: Finish the Phrase!<br /><br />We'll go around the ROOM and I'll ask everyone else if they THINK you can complete a FAMOUS QUOTE... and give you some details on it...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>513</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Sauce From Scratch</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-sauce-from-scratch--49586154</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker told a tiny fib to her therapist but soon it spread to her friends and family and now it's out of control and she doesn't know how to stop it without coming clean!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5dd8b3d044a3fa4572579a945f4c392d</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2022 16:10:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49586154/6193.mp3" length="5986570" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker told a tiny fib to her therapist but soon it spread to her friends and family and now it's out of control and she doesn't know how to stop it without coming clean!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker told a tiny fib to her therapist but soon it spread to her friends and family and now it's out of control and she doesn't know how to stop it without coming clean!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>375</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cruise Ship Canoodling</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cruise-ship-canoodling--49585911</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has been tapped to star in a commercial for a cruise liner! That is, as long as she’s okay with us sharing the hidden camera footage we got of her and her husband…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">11d1f8705462d653ac1780874a9ff95d</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2022 16:09:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49585911/6192.mp3" length="4999768" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim has been tapped to star in a commercial for a cruise liner! That is, as long as she’s okay with us sharing the hidden camera footage we got of her and her husband…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim has been tapped to star in a commercial for a cruise liner! That is, as long as she’s okay with us sharing the hidden camera footage we got of her and her husband…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>313</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Closure Call: Third Date Escape</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/closure-call-third-date-escape--49585912</link><description><![CDATA[It all started with a third date, but now one of our listeners wants our help to figure out WHAT EXACTLY went bad that one night in his bedroom all those years ago...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9365db21edd88d14e2fa04a8003bd319</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2022 16:09:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49585912/6191.mp3" length="14420568" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It all started with a third date, but now one of our listeners wants our help to figure out WHAT EXACTLY went bad that one night in his bedroom all those years ago...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It all started with a third date, but now one of our listeners wants our help to figure out WHAT EXACTLY went bad that one night in his bedroom all those years ago...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>902</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dillon and Gia (Delivery Knockout)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dillon-and-gia-delivery-knockout--49585915</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date was working as a delivery driver when he had a one in a million interaction with a woman at her front door. Now he’s desperate to get back in touch with her, and he wants our help!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">858967f8b1e71c25f686217309ed6c5c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2022 16:07:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49585915/6190.mp3" length="15138204" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy in today’s Second Date was working as a delivery driver when he had a one in a million interaction with a woman at her front door. Now he’s desperate to get back in touch with her, and he wants our help!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date was working as a delivery driver when he had a one in a million interaction with a woman at her front door. Now he’s desperate to get back in touch with her, and he wants our help!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>947</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Troubling Lunch Trend</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/troubling-lunch-trend--49583632</link><description><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a woman and telling her she can’t bring her lunch into the office anymore because the company owns the vending machines and she’s costing us money!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4a69ce87b8749f2a2857743f349ed272</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2022 13:33:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49583632/6189.mp3" length="4124980" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a woman and telling her she can’t bring her lunch into the office anymore because the company owns the vending machines and she’s costing us money!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a woman and telling her she can’t bring her lunch into the office anymore because the company owns the vending machines and she’s costing us money!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>259</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 28</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-28--49583633</link><description><![CDATA[It's the GAME SHOW that throws public education out the window without a parachute: "Are you Smarter than SOMEONE, who LOOKS LIKE a 5th grader?" ... And that person is our own Social Media Coordinator ALEXIS FULLER... who has the Height & Build of an 11 year old named Trevor.... <br /><br />We did this the other day... and she surprised us by thinking the "CHILI'S BABY BACK RIB TAGLINE" was about Toys for Toddlers... So we're giving her another chance to prove her KNOWLEDGE of popular commercial slogans... <br /><br />So once again, we'll gonna go around the room, and ask everyone... "Do you think Alexis can identify this famous commercial tagline from the past?"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3747d90846fefe38da6c8317b3640c60</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Apr 2022 13:31:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49583633/6188.mp3" length="8152434" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's the GAME SHOW that throws public education out the window without a parachute: "Are you Smarter than SOMEONE, who LOOKS LIKE a 5th grader?" ... And that person is our own Social Media Coordinator ALEXIS FULLER... who has the Height &amp; Build of an...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's the GAME SHOW that throws public education out the window without a parachute: "Are you Smarter than SOMEONE, who LOOKS LIKE a 5th grader?" ... And that person is our own Social Media Coordinator ALEXIS FULLER... who has the Height & Build of an 11 year old named Trevor.... <br /><br />We did this the other day... and she surprised us by thinking the "CHILI'S BABY BACK RIB TAGLINE" was about Toys for Toddlers... So we're giving her another chance to prove her KNOWLEDGE of popular commercial slogans... <br /><br />So once again, we'll gonna go around the room, and ask everyone... "Do you think Alexis can identify this famous commercial tagline from the past?"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>510</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - April 27</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-april-27--49571517</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>451</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's On Your Mind? - April 27</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-on-your-mind-april-27--49571519</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke was sports-shamed at a baseball game, Jose has a love life update, Alexis' brother is a troll, and Jeff's house is falling apart. 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It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>396</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Talking Turkey Legs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/talking-turkey-legs--49571523</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went commando under his kilt at a Renaissance Fair and so we’re calling to let him know that kind of behavior is gonna end you up with some medieval style punishment!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6daa419f8e094b0cbe3b449e7777ab71</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2022 16:10:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49571523/6185.mp3" length="4388712" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went commando under his kilt at a Renaissance Fair and so we’re calling to let him know that kind of behavior is gonna end you up with some medieval style punishment!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim recently went commando under his kilt at a Renaissance Fair and so we’re calling to let him know that kind of behavior is gonna end you up with some medieval style punishment!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>275</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chris and Kayla (Surprise Party Shocker)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chris-and-kayla-surprise-party-shocker--49571910</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners wandered into an unlocked front door before his date started and what he saw on the other side threw his entire night for a loop!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3c886322ee9e7028e7561f96dcd54c82</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2022 16:08:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49571910/6184.mp3" length="15211765" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners wandered into an unlocked front door before his date started and what he saw on the other side threw his entire night for a loop!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners wandered into an unlocked front door before his date started and what he saw on the other side threw his entire night for a loop!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>951</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rolando Massage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rolando-massage--49569965</link><description><![CDATA[Rolando is back for another Phone Tap today! In this call, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every inch of his sensual technique before their appointment…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7d603138970616b3c8a311cc1bbce80a</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Apr 2022 13:33:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49569965/6183.mp3" length="3624265" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Rolando is back for another Phone Tap today! In this call, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every inch of his sensual technique before their appointment…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Rolando is back for another Phone Tap today! In this call, he calls the husband of a woman who is scheduled for a massage at Rolando’s Parlor and he wants to go over every inch of his sensual technique before their appointment…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>227</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 27</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-27--49569966</link><description><![CDATA[There used to be a show a few years ago, called: "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader"... And because we have Alexis Fuller on our show, we're gonna play "Are you Smarter than someone who LOOKS LIKE a 5th grader?" <br /><br />If you didn't know, Alexis was born in 2011, so she doesn't know a lot of things. At least, that's HER excuse... So we're gonna go around the room, and ask everyone else... "Do you think Alexis can identify this famous commercial tagline, from the past?"<br /><br />We'll start with Brooke: <br /><br />Brooke, do you think Alexis (someone who LOOKS like a 5th grader) will know a famous commercial catchphrase from the 1990s?<br /><br />Alexis Identify this slogan from the 90s... <br /><br />That's: "Once You the Pop, The Fun Don't Stop" - what product is that for? <br /><br />Jose, do you think Alexis (who CURRENTLY, decorates her Laptop with rainbow & unicorn stickers) will know a popular ad slogan from the 2000s?<br /><br />Alexis THIS famous TV slogan advertised what product? <br /><br />He's saying: "Riiiicola!" What product is it for??<br /><br />Jeff, this is a slogan's been around since the 2000s,. Do you think Alexis will be able to identify it?<br /><br />Alexis, what company used this catchphrase in their TV ads?<br /><br />That's "Can You Hear Me Now?" 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If you didn't know, Alexis was born...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There used to be a show a few years ago, called: "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader"... And because we have Alexis Fuller on our show, we're gonna play "Are you Smarter than someone who LOOKS LIKE a 5th grader?" <br /><br />If you didn't know, Alexis was born in 2011, so she doesn't know a lot of things. At least, that's HER excuse... So we're gonna go around the room, and ask everyone else... "Do you think Alexis can identify this famous commercial tagline, from the past?"<br /><br />We'll start with Brooke: <br /><br />Brooke, do you think Alexis (someone who LOOKS like a 5th grader) will know a famous commercial catchphrase from the 1990s?<br /><br />Alexis Identify this slogan from the 90s... <br /><br />That's: "Once You the Pop, The Fun Don't Stop" - what product is that for? <br /><br />Jose, do you think Alexis (who CURRENTLY, decorates her Laptop with rainbow & unicorn stickers) will know a popular ad slogan from the 2000s?<br /><br />Alexis THIS famous TV slogan advertised what product? <br /><br />He's saying: "Riiiicola!" What product is it for??<br /><br />Jeff, this is a slogan's been around since the 2000s,. Do you think Alexis will be able to identify it?<br /><br />Alexis, what company used this catchphrase in their TV ads?<br /><br />That's "Can You Hear Me Now?" 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If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c4bb39f3c749d9fc1c35029280befdc5</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 16:11:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49559931/6181.mp3" length="6491047" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>406</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Seeing Green</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/seeing-green--49560258</link><description><![CDATA[How far would you go to get back $4,000? One of our listeners is in that predicament and he needed an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call to improve his odds of getting that fortune back!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4563a84ed1c887130ef962d4a06b1ed7</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 16:10:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49560258/6180.mp3" length="13575037" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How far would you go to get back $4,000? One of our listeners is in that predicament and he needed an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call to improve his odds of getting that fortune back!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How far would you go to get back $4,000? One of our listeners is in that predicament and he needed an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call to improve his odds of getting that fortune back!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>849</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8d0509bb9146f0354e498a41bca29e29.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Seeing Green</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/seeing-green--49560255</link><description><![CDATA[How far would you go to get back $4,000? One of our listeners is in that predicament and he needed an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call to improve his odds of getting that fortune back!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8bb3f04c2e95ed6a5fad0abbe739a9d5</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 16:07:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49560255/6180.mp3" length="13575037" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How far would you go to get back $4,000? One of our listeners is in that predicament and he needed an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call to improve his odds of getting that fortune back!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How far would you go to get back $4,000? One of our listeners is in that predicament and he needed an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call to improve his odds of getting that fortune back!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>849</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8d0509bb9146f0354e498a41bca29e29.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Broke Broker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-broke-broker--49560257</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners was given a BUNCH OF MONEY from his friends… and he did the ABSOLUTE DUMBEST THING POSSIBLE WITH IT…. To this day, the friends don’t know what happened to it... BUT WE DO…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6a00774cac36e524238d41e977c0d37a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 16:06:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49560257/6178.mp3" length="5718240" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners was given a BUNCH OF MONEY from his friends… and he did the ABSOLUTE DUMBEST THING POSSIBLE WITH IT…. To this day, the friends don’t know what happened to it... BUT WE DO…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners was given a BUNCH OF MONEY from his friends… and he did the ABSOLUTE DUMBEST THING POSSIBLE WITH IT…. To this day, the friends don’t know what happened to it... BUT WE DO…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>358</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sssh! It's Lady Dunbury</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sssh-it-s-lady-dunbury--49560261</link><description><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap, we’re gonna see how long we can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while we’re clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">80411e5ed4badf4dc39a2989f616faa4</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 16:06:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49560261/6177.mp3" length="3630116" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your Phone Tap, we’re gonna see how long we can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while we’re clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap, we’re gonna see how long we can keep a Phone Tap victim on the line while we’re clearly distracted more important things like Bridgerton!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>228</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 26</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-26--49559935</link><description><![CDATA[Stuff your bellies full of eucalyptus and take your syphilis medication you Koalas…….Because today is Hug an Australian day! <br /><br />Since we don’t have any Australians at arms length, we’ll doing everyone’s favorite activity, a Thunder from Down Undah Australian’ Slangin’ And Bangin’ One And Done Shock.<br /><br />Each of you will be given a piece of unique Australian Slang and you’ll have to tell me what it really means. If you guess correctly.... you’ll be given your own kangaroo with a saddle to ride around the office! If you’re wrong you’ll be forced to wear the shock collar while diving with electric eels to clean the great barrier reef…<br /><br />Starting with Alexis… (who believes Australia is just a made up place). Your question is this....<br /><br /> <br /><br />If you’re wearing Tracky Daks what are you wearing? Sandals, Athletic sox or Sweatpants?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Brooke, If you’re drinking Goon in Australia are you consuming "outback moonshine", boxed wine or beer with high alcohol content?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Jose… If you're in an Australian elementary school... and a child raises their hand and says "teacher, I accidentally made a blue".... what does that mean?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Finally Jeffrey, What are you you doing if you’re giving an Aussie Salute, are you waving flies away from your face..... flipping someone off, or giving someone the hang loose sign?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">87b1ed8c112309e7ee7bbaa54f2316cb</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 16:05:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49559935/6176.mp3" length="7665094" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Stuff your bellies full of eucalyptus and take your syphilis medication you Koalas…….Because today is Hug an Australian day! 

Since we don’t have any Australians at arms length, we’ll doing everyone’s favorite activity, a Thunder from Down Undah...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Stuff your bellies full of eucalyptus and take your syphilis medication you Koalas…….Because today is Hug an Australian day! <br /><br />Since we don’t have any Australians at arms length, we’ll doing everyone’s favorite activity, a Thunder from Down Undah Australian’ Slangin’ And Bangin’ One And Done Shock.<br /><br />Each of you will be given a piece of unique Australian Slang and you’ll have to tell me what it really means. If you guess correctly.... you’ll be given your own kangaroo with a saddle to ride around the office! If you’re wrong you’ll be forced to wear the shock collar while diving with electric eels to clean the great barrier reef…<br /><br />Starting with Alexis… (who believes Australia is just a made up place). Your question is this....<br /><br /> <br /><br />If you’re wearing Tracky Daks what are you wearing? Sandals, Athletic sox or Sweatpants?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Brooke, If you’re drinking Goon in Australia are you consuming "outback moonshine", boxed wine or beer with high alcohol content?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Jose… If you're in an Australian elementary school... and a child raises their hand and says "teacher, I accidentally made a blue".... what does that mean?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Finally Jeffrey, What are you you doing if you’re giving an Aussie Salute, are you waving flies away from your face..... flipping someone off, or giving someone the hang loose sign?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>480</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rudy and Alison (Two Girls One Auction)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rudy-and-alison-two-girls-one-auction--49559938</link><description><![CDATA[People love having choices. One of our listeners was out the other night and had the choice between two women who were BOTH interested in him. He made his choice… but now she’s not calling him back.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3f4d732dc6d9e21491b0266c66047ca1</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 16:04:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49559938/6175.mp3" length="15358469" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>People love having choices. One of our listeners was out the other night and had the choice between two women who were BOTH interested in him. He made his choice… but now she’s not calling him back.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[People love having choices. One of our listeners was out the other night and had the choice between two women who were BOTH interested in him. He made his choice… but now she’s not calling him back.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>961</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cross Country Screw Job</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cross-country-screw-job--49558642</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim just rented a new apartment without ever seeing it in person. So, we’re calling as their Apartment Manager and letting him know that someone has already moved in, and their choice of work is… provocative…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d2b89bd201cc07c16419ff2a7a1a6be7</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:53:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49558642/6174.mp3" length="4678776" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim just rented a new apartment without ever seeing it in person. So, we’re calling as their Apartment Manager and letting him know that someone has already moved in, and their choice of work is… provocative…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim just rented a new apartment without ever seeing it in person. So, we’re calling as their Apartment Manager and letting him know that someone has already moved in, and their choice of work is… provocative…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>293</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Company Rat</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/company-rat--49548113</link><description><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap, we’re pretending to be a Corporate Optimizer and we’re catching someone taking advantage of her company by being on her phone at work! Time thief!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f4db4c7bfc4dbf32a03a0de64d873fec</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2022 16:04:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49548113/6173.mp3" length="4659968" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your Phone Tap, we’re pretending to be a Corporate Optimizer and we’re catching someone taking advantage of her company by being on her phone at work! Time thief!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap, we’re pretending to be a Corporate Optimizer and we’re catching someone taking advantage of her company by being on her phone at work! Time thief!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>292</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - April 25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-april-25--49548111</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">df5cd1fc2f62a7e70f201ba1bb0ff41b</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2022 16:03:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49548111/6172.mp3" length="6042159" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>378</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/721940f4fb25e28878c54c47a9ed3d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jeanine and Seth (Cat Catfish)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jeanine-and-seth-cat-catfish--49548347</link><description><![CDATA[The woman on the phone met a man on a dating site for cat lovers... And not only did she enjoy the night...But her cat approved too! So why isn't he calling her back?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e6d4f8b26ed88100b178069ae4f90665</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2022 16:02:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49548347/6171.mp3" length="15264010" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The woman on the phone met a man on a dating site for cat lovers... And not only did she enjoy the night...But her cat approved too! So why isn't he calling her back?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The woman on the phone met a man on a dating site for cat lovers... And not only did she enjoy the night...But her cat approved too! So why isn't he calling her back?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>955</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - April 25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-april-25--49548346</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9c59bc081bd551bcdd24be525b0a27f6</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2022 16:00:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49548346/6170.mp3" length="7502090" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>470</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Missed Connections - April 25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/missed-connections-april-25--49548348</link><description><![CDATA[We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">46bfd10f498f3409075cd30bfe8d008d</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2022 15:59:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49548348/6169.mp3" length="5765888" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it Worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, Missed Connections might be the place for you!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>361</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 25</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-25--49548114</link><description><![CDATA[If you could guess, what do you guys think your rating is on your favorite RideShare App........... is it Good, Bad or sensual?<br /><br />You may not know this but your ride share driver also gets to rate you, and a new survey asked Uber and Lyft drivers about the most annoying things passengers do to get a low rating. <br /><br />I need you to tell me the top 3 most annoying things they mentioned and I’ll tell you right off the bat, not tipping and being rude were both in the Top 10..... but NOT in the top 3…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b161dd77278230a163a6298589eb3632</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2022 15:59:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49548114/6168.mp3" length="7016839" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you could guess, what do you guys think your rating is on your favorite RideShare App........... is it Good, Bad or sensual?

You may not know this but your ride share driver also gets to rate you, and a new survey asked Uber and Lyft drivers about...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you could guess, what do you guys think your rating is on your favorite RideShare App........... is it Good, Bad or sensual?<br /><br />You may not know this but your ride share driver also gets to rate you, and a new survey asked Uber and Lyft drivers about the most annoying things passengers do to get a low rating. <br /><br />I need you to tell me the top 3 most annoying things they mentioned and I’ll tell you right off the bat, not tipping and being rude were both in the Top 10..... but NOT in the top 3…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>439</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sky Hands</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sky-hands--49546817</link><description><![CDATA[Jeffrey is posing as a Life Coach and calling today’s Phone Tap victim with some inspiring words. 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Everybody get your Sky Hands ready!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>336</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Top Divorce Reasons - April 22</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/top-divorce-reasons-april-22--49518054</link><description><![CDATA[A list just came out...based on scientific research... Of the top professions you should avoid when choosing a spouse... And we're going to share it with you!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b525766c3f5f225f3aa1556cc8edf568</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2022 16:25:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49518054/6166.mp3" length="6477672" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A list just came out...based on scientific research... Of the top professions you should avoid when choosing a spouse... And we're going to share it with you!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A list just came out...based on scientific research... Of the top professions you should avoid when choosing a spouse... And we're going to share it with you!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>406</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - April 22</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-april-22--49518053</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">133153d915fb055ee78125ebb60cda3e</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2022 16:24:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49518053/6164.mp3" length="7921303" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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He’s a natural!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d29cc16fadbcb8f944023edc08c7357f</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2022 16:23:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49518060/6163.mp3" length="4678776" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today's Phone Tap, Jose is tackling the insurance game. He’s never sold insurance and he’s not exactly sure what insurance is but that doesn’t matter! He’s a natural!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap, Jose is tackling the insurance game. He’s never sold insurance and he’s not exactly sure what insurance is but that doesn’t matter! He’s a natural!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>293</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Big Limousine (Latto Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/big-limousine-latto-parody-young-jeffrey-s-song-of-the-week--49518059</link><description><![CDATA[Prom Night is one of the biggest nights in a young person's life, and Young Jeffrey is singing about all the ups and downs of this special occasion. 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Instead of Latto's "Big Energy" it's Young Jeffrey's "Big Limousine"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>368</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8c71527eb083aaa5aa6b7b1a25ad7b75.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nate and Meg (Dance Machine)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/nate-and-meg-dance-machine--49518065</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners tried everything in the book to try and meet a cute girl he saw at a wedding reception, and you’re not gonna believe the sneaky move he pulled to make it happen.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0f70b311e5ab334c378889ff26c7ce0e</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2022 16:22:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49518065/6161.mp3" length="15908921" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners tried everything in the book to try and meet a cute girl he saw at a wedding reception, and you’re not gonna believe the sneaky move he pulled to make it happen.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners tried everything in the book to try and meet a cute girl he saw at a wedding reception, and you’re not gonna believe the sneaky move he pulled to make it happen.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>995</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Barbershop Onetet Uninvitation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/barbershop-onetet-uninvitation--49516675</link><description><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap, we’re uninviting someone to a wedding in the worst way we know how: musically, with Jose’s new Barbershop OneTet!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3c777e6974f79ff31eec745c38924f8e</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:36:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49516675/6160.mp3" length="4445136" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your Phone Tap, we’re uninviting someone to a wedding in the worst way we know how: musically, with Jose’s new Barbershop OneTet!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap, we’re uninviting someone to a wedding in the worst way we know how: musically, with Jose’s new Barbershop OneTet!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>279</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 22</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-22--49516674</link><description><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Most of the time, when sports franchises choose their mascot, they try to tie in a little bit of the local culture, like the Pittsburgh Steelers’ “Steely McBeam” a steel worker. Sometimes they hold contests where people can submit their own mascots like when a 10 year old Washingtonian boy suggested a Moose for the Seattle Mariners. But one unique mascot I’m talking about today is “Dinger” the Colorado Rockies Triceratops. It’s an odd choice, but there’s actually a very logical reason for why the team's mascot is a dinosaur. Please tell me why?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3bd165a7129cdd5ee7f624bc2ce48738</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2022 13:34:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49516674/6159.mp3" length="7266779" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: Most of the time, when sports franchises choose their mascot, they try to tie in a little bit of the local culture, like the Pittsburgh Steelers’ “Steely McBeam” a steel worker....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Most of the time, when sports franchises choose their mascot, they try to tie in a little bit of the local culture, like the Pittsburgh Steelers’ “Steely McBeam” a steel worker. Sometimes they hold contests where people can submit their own mascots like when a 10 year old Washingtonian boy suggested a Moose for the Seattle Mariners. But one unique mascot I’m talking about today is “Dinger” the Colorado Rockies Triceratops. It’s an odd choice, but there’s actually a very logical reason for why the team's mascot is a dinosaur. 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But once he figures out what that really means… he might want to move out instead.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>267</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Plant Killer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-plant-killer--49507259</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker violated the trust of his partner, and she has no idea it ever happened. He claims he had no choice & did it for her own good. 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But you can be the judge of that!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>349</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - April 21</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-april-21--49506139</link><description><![CDATA[One woman went viral completely on accident because of her hilarious fail...And we’re going to play you the audio… Plus, tell you about the new fast food hack for under two dollars!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e7e009d93752dfaa310bc9bb058ba701</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2022 16:12:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49506139/6156.mp3" length="5165280" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One woman went viral completely on accident because of her hilarious fail...And we’re going to play you the audio… Plus, tell you about the new fast food hack for under two dollars!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One woman went viral completely on accident because of her hilarious fail...And we’re going to play you the audio… Plus, tell you about the new fast food hack for under two dollars!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>324</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>50/50 Fandango: Alexis Edition</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/50-50-fandango-alexis-edition--49506140</link><description><![CDATA[It's Alexis' Work Anniversary so to celebrate we’re playing a new game of 50/50 Fandango: Alexis edition! 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Today's question: Would you say you’re superstitious or just a lil’-stitious? According to a new survey a little under half of the people in our country believe that superstition actually plays into...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Would you say you’re superstitious or just a lil’-stitious? According to a new survey a little under half of the people in our country believe that superstition actually plays into which house they would or would not purchase. For example, if you feel like the washing machine is watching you...then maybe it didn’t “pass the vibe check”. Today, I have in front of me the Top 3 superstitious reasons people would hesitate before buying a house. I need you to name them in no particular order.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>448</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - April 20</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-april-20--49493695</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>512</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's On Your Mind? - April 20</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-on-your-mind-april-20--49493694</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke's son had a monumental "first," Jose's dad knows all about twerking, Alexis screwed up big time, and Jeffrey's dog is VERY affectionate. 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It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>391</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>BUSTED - April 20</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/busted-april-20--49493691</link><description><![CDATA[Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e4a6b39f0cddd3e583c9c1f52f935ebb</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2022 16:12:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49493691/6149.mp3" length="6036307" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>378</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Eddie and Jessica (Firefighter Lips)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/eddie-and-jessica-firefighter-lips--49493692</link><description><![CDATA[We have a mystery to solve in today's Second Date! Something that happened at a Fireman’s Ball had everyone in studio flummoxed, and we worked our hardest to get to the bottom of it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">560dd714b7c6d29a33f15cfe09504452</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2022 16:11:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49493692/6148.mp3" length="13708784" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We have a mystery to solve in today's Second Date! Something that happened at a Fireman’s Ball had everyone in studio flummoxed, and we worked our hardest to get to the bottom of it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have a mystery to solve in today's Second Date! Something that happened at a Fireman’s Ball had everyone in studio flummoxed, and we worked our hardest to get to the bottom of it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>858</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tesla Rescue</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tesla-rescue--49493698</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim brought in his Tesla for some routine repairs, but rather than fix his car, we’re going to offer him a new rescue car instead!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ae9c3ccc899599397cf0646f2df92834</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2022 16:09:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49493698/6147.mp3" length="3975768" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim brought in his Tesla for some routine repairs, but rather than fix his car, we’re going to offer him a new rescue car instead!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim brought in his Tesla for some routine repairs, but rather than fix his car, we’re going to offer him a new rescue car instead!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>249</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Coffee Boss Wants Some Lovin'</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/coffee-boss-wants-some-lovin--49492430</link><description><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap: Brooke calls a young stud whose been using the free Wi-Fi at the local coffee shop… and Brooke loves those bad boys…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">973844260add2fb525d578487ac7849d</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2022 13:35:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49492430/6146.mp3" length="4252875" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your Phone Tap: Brooke calls a young stud whose been using the free Wi-Fi at the local coffee shop… and Brooke loves those bad boys…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap: Brooke calls a young stud whose been using the free Wi-Fi at the local coffee shop… and Brooke loves those bad boys…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>267</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 20</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-20--49492429</link><description><![CDATA[Neighbors: they can be either your closest friends, your greatest rivals.... or in Brooke's case....just rando's you invited over for a weekend key party.<br /><br />Anyway a new poll asked 1,000 homeowners what outdoor features they’d want...specifically to make their neighbors jealous. <br /><br />According to the responses #1 was a guest house or a gazebo. <br /><br />I need you to come up with the rest of the Top 4 things that cause major neighbor envy… and as a hint - I’ll tell you these are more of adult type of things… not trampolines or treehouses]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d7d009c1c77f770314e5933e368d50ae</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2022 13:34:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49492429/6145.mp3" length="7568128" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Neighbors: they can be either your closest friends, your greatest rivals.... or in Brooke's case....just rando's you invited over for a weekend key party.

Anyway a new poll asked 1,000 homeowners what outdoor features they’d want...specifically to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Neighbors: they can be either your closest friends, your greatest rivals.... or in Brooke's case....just rando's you invited over for a weekend key party.<br /><br />Anyway a new poll asked 1,000 homeowners what outdoor features they’d want...specifically to make their neighbors jealous. <br /><br />According to the responses #1 was a guest house or a gazebo. <br /><br />I need you to come up with the rest of the Top 4 things that cause major neighbor envy… and as a hint - I’ll tell you these are more of adult type of things… not trampolines or treehouses]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>474</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Scout Tik Tok</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-scout-tik-tok--49481011</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker first started dressing up as someone else to bond with his son, but one opportune meeting at a high school baseball field has him needed complete anonymity before he confesses what he did!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7c2410bd2b25c55c4095c7840041bdd9</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2022 16:39:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49481011/6144.mp3" length="6468477" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker first started dressing up as someone else to bond with his son, but one opportune meeting at a high school baseball field has him needed complete anonymity before he confesses what he did!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker first started dressing up as someone else to bond with his son, but one opportune meeting at a high school baseball field has him needed complete anonymity before he confesses what he did!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>405</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Financial Literacy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/financial-literacy--49481012</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is doing some smart investing. 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It’s only fair!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>262</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chris and Ellie (Penguins Are Sexy)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chris-and-ellie-penguins-are-sexy--49481013</link><description><![CDATA[Most of the time, a tiny fib won’t cause a lot of damage to a relationship. But the lie one of our listeners told on a date came back to bite him. You’ll definitely want to hear what he said in your Second Date!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cb583c0ffe953318b6e708aa4b1a4536</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2022 16:38:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49481013/6142.mp3" length="15587928" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Most of the time, a tiny fib won’t cause a lot of damage to a relationship. But the lie one of our listeners told on a date came back to bite him. You’ll definitely want to hear what he said in your Second Date!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Most of the time, a tiny fib won’t cause a lot of damage to a relationship. But the lie one of our listeners told on a date came back to bite him. You’ll definitely want to hear what he said in your Second Date!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>975</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Failed Phone Tap</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/failed-phone-tap--49481014</link><description><![CDATA[A failed Phone Tap got us in hot water with one of our listeners, and because of it their relationship has been forever changed. They’re on with us today in your Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7c2ea904dae3cf44ac8e822f0ffe06ca</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2022 16:36:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49481014/6141.mp3" length="13881819" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A failed Phone Tap got us in hot water with one of our listeners, and because of it their relationship has been forever changed. They’re on with us today in your Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A failed Phone Tap got us in hot water with one of our listeners, and because of it their relationship has been forever changed. They’re on with us today in your Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>868</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8d0509bb9146f0354e498a41bca29e29.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 19</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-19--49479789</link><description><![CDATA[I'll ask each of you a question about PJs & their history. And If you get it wrong, you're gonna snuggle up to 10,000 volts coming out of a dog shock collar... Sweet Dreams!<br /><br />And we're gonna start with the person who still wears their Childhood Bunny Footy Pajamas to bed...Alexis! Here's ur question.... and remember - Nobody can help her...<br /><br />While it's now considered a novelty. Before 1950... it was common for Pajamas to have WHAT FEATURE included?<br /><br />Over to Brooke... <br /><br />Nightcaps were popular to wear to bed in the 19th century. They were intended to keep people's heads warm, but got their long pointy shape for a very specific reason that turned out to be very helpful. What was it?<br /><br />Jose...<br /><br />In the late 1800s in Eastern China, footy pajamas became popular. Not because they were trendy... or just to keep you feet warm.... tell me what was the unique reason kids and all adults began to wear them to sleep?  <br /><br />Jeff... <br /><br />In the roaring 20s, it would NOT be uncommon to see high society men & women wear their PJs to this outdoors area.In fact, if you were rich, it was known as a flaunt. 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And we're gonna start with the person who still wears their Childhood Bunny...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I'll ask each of you a question about PJs & their history. And If you get it wrong, you're gonna snuggle up to 10,000 volts coming out of a dog shock collar... Sweet Dreams!<br /><br />And we're gonna start with the person who still wears their Childhood Bunny Footy Pajamas to bed...Alexis! Here's ur question.... and remember - Nobody can help her...<br /><br />While it's now considered a novelty. Before 1950... it was common for Pajamas to have WHAT FEATURE included?<br /><br />Over to Brooke... <br /><br />Nightcaps were popular to wear to bed in the 19th century. They were intended to keep people's heads warm, but got their long pointy shape for a very specific reason that turned out to be very helpful. What was it?<br /><br />Jose...<br /><br />In the late 1800s in Eastern China, footy pajamas became popular. Not because they were trendy... or just to keep you feet warm.... tell me what was the unique reason kids and all adults began to wear them to sleep?  <br /><br />Jeff... <br /><br />In the roaring 20s, it would NOT be uncommon to see high society men & women wear their PJs to this outdoors area.In fact, if you were rich, it was known as a flaunt. Tell me where.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>502</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Zoo Problems</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/zoo-problems--49479180</link><description><![CDATA[We feel for today’s Phone Tap victim because he’s been bothered by needy customers complaining about the Zoo he works at and today he’s getting a complaint we guarantee he’s never heard in his entire life!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6648d8fe98d5423f8af9d432a17e4376</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2022 13:29:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49479180/6139.mp3" length="4952121" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We feel for today’s Phone Tap victim because he’s been bothered by needy customers complaining about the Zoo he works at and today he’s getting a complaint we guarantee he’s never heard in his entire life!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We feel for today’s Phone Tap victim because he’s been bothered by needy customers complaining about the Zoo he works at and today he’s getting a complaint we guarantee he’s never heard in his entire life!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>310</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - April 18</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-april-18--49467748</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. 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T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">08e438c7f8341b48976c8e27cb3ccd84</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2022 16:11:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49468595/6137.mp3" length="6665336" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&amp;C's and privacy policy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>417</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/721940f4fb25e28878c54c47a9ed3d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rolando Photoshoot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rolando-photoshoot--49468594</link><description><![CDATA[Smooth talking lothario “Rolando” is back for another Phone Tap today! He’s calling to schedule a photoshoot, and he has some very… specific… instructions for the photographer.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">04c9a1f88e2c31ffa38a67fa5c67630a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2022 16:10:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49468594/6136.mp3" length="4417133" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Smooth talking lothario “Rolando” is back for another Phone Tap today! He’s calling to schedule a photoshoot, and he has some very… specific… instructions for the photographer.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Smooth talking lothario “Rolando” is back for another Phone Tap today! 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We won’t meet his demands for more pudding, but we will do a Phone Tap!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ac51d03c73d095d21c3673e47d8b2a29</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2022 13:35:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49466791/6133.mp3" length="4484007" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jeffrey's calling from a retirement home and telling a woman that her grandfather is starting an uprising amongst the senior citizens. We won’t meet his demands for more pudding, but we will do a Phone Tap!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jeffrey's calling from a retirement home and telling a woman that her grandfather is starting an uprising amongst the senior citizens. We won’t meet his demands for more pudding, but we will do a Phone Tap!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>281</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 18</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-18--49466792</link><description><![CDATA[Walter Hunt was a mechanic and inventor in the 19th century. It's possible that at one time, Brooke dated him.... but thats not why we are bringing his name up today.<br /><br />See Walter was a pretty handy guy....constantly using his skills to create and improve a variety of household items. In the 1840’s he owed a man $15 and desperately needed to come up with something to pay off his debt. <br /><br />He began twisting metal until he created something that we still use today. What did Walter Hunt invent in order to pay off his $15 debt?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fa1e1a14fd74e58a12e82becbf22d63b</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Apr 2022 13:33:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49466792/6132.mp3" length="7434381" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Walter Hunt was a mechanic and inventor in the 19th century. It's possible that at one time, Brooke dated him.... but thats not why we are bringing his name up today.

See Walter was a pretty handy guy....constantly using his skills to create and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Walter Hunt was a mechanic and inventor in the 19th century. It's possible that at one time, Brooke dated him.... but thats not why we are bringing his name up today.<br /><br />See Walter was a pretty handy guy....constantly using his skills to create and improve a variety of household items. In the 1840’s he owed a man $15 and desperately needed to come up with something to pay off his debt. <br /><br />He began twisting metal until he created something that we still use today. What did Walter Hunt invent in order to pay off his $15 debt?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>465</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Amazon Product Tester</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/amazon-product-tester--49446228</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved and accidentally ordered a bunch of stuff to her old address. Lucky for her, we’re telling her we just moved into her old place and have her stuff, it’s just slightly used now.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4d38d8be89bb2c51b2d1b51d4641a6eb</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2022 16:17:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49446228/6131.mp3" length="3679435" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved and accidentally ordered a bunch of stuff to her old address. Lucky for her, we’re telling her we just moved into her old place and have her stuff, it’s just slightly used now.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim recently moved and accidentally ordered a bunch of stuff to her old address. Lucky for her, we’re telling her we just moved into her old place and have her stuff, it’s just slightly used now.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>231</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Childhood Late Fees</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/childhood-late-fees--49446227</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is being haunted by something from her past… specifically Librarian Brooke, who is coming to collect on late fees for an overdue book from 20 years ago.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ffa826cfdc0f45bf2f6b1799fc1a3b73</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2022 16:17:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49446227/6130.mp3" length="3769296" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim is being haunted by something from her past… specifically Librarian Brooke, who is coming to collect on late fees for an overdue book from 20 years ago.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is being haunted by something from her past… specifically Librarian Brooke, who is coming to collect on late fees for an overdue book from 20 years ago.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>236</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blame It On The Bunny (Jessie J Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/blame-it-on-the-bunny-jessie-j-parody-young-jeffrey-s-song-of-the-week--49446226</link><description><![CDATA[All this Easter candy isn't gonna help our waistlines right before swimsuit season... 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Instead of Jessie J's "Price Tag" it's Young Jeffrey's "Blame It On The Bunny!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>344</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8c71527eb083aaa5aa6b7b1a25ad7b75.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chris and Avery (Two Faced Bus Driver)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chris-and-avery-two-faced-bus-driver--49446306</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners had a great date, but the future of their relationship could hinge on one questionable choice he made 5 years before they even met…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">174f6f6bbc20e14cb140bd6f27bd33ad</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2022 16:16:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49446306/6128.mp3" length="15865035" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners had a great date, but the future of their relationship could hinge on one questionable choice he made 5 years before they even met…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners had a great date, but the future of their relationship could hinge on one questionable choice he made 5 years before they even met…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>992</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 15</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-15--49445605</link><description><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: We all know "Smokey Bear" as the advertising icon of the U.S. forestry service. For almost 80 years he’s been reminding people that “only YOU can prevent forest fires.” But did you know, Smokey wasn’t the first face of forest fire prevention? He was created in 1944 when the agreement with another iconic pop culture figure ran out. It’s someone you’ve definitely heard of before. Who was the first face of Forest Fire prevention before Smokey?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a3eb00b3647db77c0876eeb6cc8c8793</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2022 13:16:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49445605/6127.mp3" length="7246717" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: We all know "Smokey Bear" as the advertising icon of the U.S. forestry service. For almost 80 years he’s been reminding people that “only YOU can prevent forest fires.” But did you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: We all know "Smokey Bear" as the advertising icon of the U.S. forestry service. For almost 80 years he’s been reminding people that “only YOU can prevent forest fires.” But did you know, Smokey wasn’t the first face of forest fire prevention? He was created in 1944 when the agreement with another iconic pop culture figure ran out. It’s someone you’ve definitely heard of before. Who was the first face of Forest Fire prevention before Smokey?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>454</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker - Deodorant Collector</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-deodorant-collector--49437367</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners claims to have been hiding something down in his basement for over a decade... and now wants to use The Masked Speaker to anonymously confess what he's been secretly hoarding below his house...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">53abd070e5535caedc130c509af199f8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2022 16:39:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49437367/6126.mp3" length="5902560" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners claims to have been hiding something down in his basement for over a decade... and now wants to use The Masked Speaker to anonymously confess what he's been secretly hoarding below his house...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners claims to have been hiding something down in his basement for over a decade... and now wants to use The Masked Speaker to anonymously confess what he's been secretly hoarding below his house...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>370</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Am I The Jerk?: Dating Spreadsheet</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/am-i-the-jerk-dating-spreadsheet--49437366</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today's "Am I The Jerk?" was dumped after his girlfriend found something on his laptop. He swears it's not anything inappropriate, and he believes everybody should have this... and so he reached out to us looking for some backup!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4f310d659dd63af756657c5325f0df71</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2022 16:38:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49437366/6125.mp3" length="14287657" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy in today's "Am I The Jerk?" was dumped after his girlfriend found something on his laptop. He swears it's not anything inappropriate, and he believes everybody should have this... and so he reached out to us looking for some backup!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy in today's "Am I The Jerk?" was dumped after his girlfriend found something on his laptop. He swears it's not anything inappropriate, and he believes everybody should have this... and so he reached out to us looking for some backup!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>894</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rolando's Interrupting Maid</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rolando-s-interrupting-maid--49437368</link><description><![CDATA[We got a request to Phone Tap one of our listener’s single friends so we wrangled that Latin lover “Rolando” to show her the ways of love!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1e5386d2c4ab39137a590cb378130ff8</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2022 16:36:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49437368/6124.mp3" length="4176389" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We got a request to Phone Tap one of our listener’s single friends so we wrangled that Latin lover “Rolando” to show her the ways of love!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We got a request to Phone Tap one of our listener’s single friends so we wrangled that Latin lover “Rolando” to show her the ways of love!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>262</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ryan and Lena (Containers, Coffee &amp; Lies, OH MY!)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ryan-and-lena-containers-coffee-lies-oh-my--49437369</link><description><![CDATA[What happens when a real estate agent and an audio book narrator walk into an open house? 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The start of today’s Second Date!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>966</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Apple Alarm Guy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/apple-alarm-guy--49435612</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, Jeffrey is working the lost and found desk, and while one guy just wants to track down his jacket, Jeffrey’s dozens of phone alarms are going to make that difficult!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c17de06fe5b1db2fb47769319fed82d4</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2022 13:32:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49435612/6122.mp3" length="4608976" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s Phone Tap, Jeffrey is working the lost and found desk, and while one guy just wants to track down his jacket, Jeffrey’s dozens of phone alarms are going to make that difficult!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, Jeffrey is working the lost and found desk, and while one guy just wants to track down his jacket, Jeffrey’s dozens of phone alarms are going to make that difficult!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>289</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 14</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-14--49435613</link><description><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Happy Spring time you daffodils! Since we recently started the new season....... we’re going to take an auditory adventure.<br /><br />Anyway - 5,000 people were surveyed and asked what are their favorite sounds of Spring? We made a mashup of the top five seasonal noises and after you hear them, you must put them in the correct order according to the results of this survey. <br /><br />And keep in mind, there are a few specific rules for this one. <br /><br />Because this question is on the easier side, you have to be exactly correct.<br />The person who gets the question is the only one allowed to ask for the mashup to be repeated....<br />And only then can it be repeated twice.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0df21d0d317b299876d6af2d1d23c5fe</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2022 13:30:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49435613/6121.mp3" length="7534273" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: Happy Spring time you daffodils! Since we recently started the new season....... we’re going to take an auditory adventure.

Anyway - 5,000 people were surveyed and asked what are...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: Happy Spring time you daffodils! Since we recently started the new season....... we’re going to take an auditory adventure.<br /><br />Anyway - 5,000 people were surveyed and asked what are their favorite sounds of Spring? We made a mashup of the top five seasonal noises and after you hear them, you must put them in the correct order according to the results of this survey. <br /><br />And keep in mind, there are a few specific rules for this one. <br /><br />Because this question is on the easier side, you have to be exactly correct.<br />The person who gets the question is the only one allowed to ask for the mashup to be repeated....<br />And only then can it be repeated twice.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>472</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hyper Grape</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hyper-grape--49425093</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who works at a vending machine company and Jose is going to confess his love for the energy drinks they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">29adf95e571a8df8e2da39a5a8770d70</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2022 16:05:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49425093/6120.mp3" length="3686123" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who works at a vending machine company and Jose is going to confess his love for the energy drinks they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, we call a woman who works at a vending machine company and Jose is going to confess his love for the energy drinks they’ve been providing. Over… and over… and over again…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>231</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Phil and Wendy (Busting A Catfish)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/phil-and-wendy-busting-a-catfish--49425092</link><description><![CDATA[A crazy secret was revealed on today's Second Date call between Phil and Wendy that not even WE saw coming!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b0326b1a867e9dfccb4dd623c3e4a88b</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2022 16:05:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49425092/6119.mp3" length="15264010" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A crazy secret was revealed on today's Second Date call between Phil and Wendy that not even WE saw coming!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A crazy secret was revealed on today's Second Date call between Phil and Wendy that not even WE saw coming!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>955</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Robot Doc</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/robot-doc--49423802</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim was just told her bosses hired some outside help to cut costs. So… we’re posing as the consultant to let her know about the rude awakening that’s on its way to her office…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1aa8eb8450d836f6e443d8e3f71aa6ee</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2022 13:40:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49423802/6118.mp3" length="4121218" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim was just told her bosses hired some outside help to cut costs. So… we’re posing as the consultant to let her know about the rude awakening that’s on its way to her office…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim was just told her bosses hired some outside help to cut costs. So… we’re posing as the consultant to let her know about the rude awakening that’s on its way to her office…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>258</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 13</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-13--49423803</link><description><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: A popular food company that's famous for making a beloved treat.... dropped a huge announcement back in 1986.  For almost 70 years... it had been packaged and sold, in a set of two..... but for good reason, they were going to change it to just one. And what was the response from the public??? Not much. No one really complained. No one really cared. Until 2019... when a famous celebrity tweeted about it.... lamenting the fact that he could NOT find the double version anymore. The company responded saying if it got 100,000 retweets they would start making them again.... so they are now back in stores...and guess what? Nobody really cares, but nobody's really complaining either. What product am I talking about?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d5e4e77804bc040266f68fa928974712</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2022 13:38:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49423803/6117.mp3" length="7152258" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: A popular food company that's famous for making a beloved treat.... dropped a huge announcement back in 1986.  For almost 70 years... it had been packaged and sold, in a set of two........</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: A popular food company that's famous for making a beloved treat.... dropped a huge announcement back in 1986.  For almost 70 years... it had been packaged and sold, in a set of two..... but for good reason, they were going to change it to just one. And what was the response from the public??? Not much. No one really complained. No one really cared. Until 2019... when a famous celebrity tweeted about it.... lamenting the fact that he could NOT find the double version anymore. The company responded saying if it got 100,000 retweets they would start making them again.... so they are now back in stores...and guess what? Nobody really cares, but nobody's really complaining either. What product am I talking about?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>448</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Privacy Poo</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/privacy-poo--49413197</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners wants to use an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call to try and get through to her friend before he does something that might be a terrible mistake.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">515c7bc93ad68da1465b658536a676c2</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:08:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49413197/6116.mp3" length="14949705" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners wants to use an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call to try and get through to her friend before he does something that might be a terrible mistake.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners wants to use an Awkward Tuesday Phone Call to try and get through to her friend before he does something that might be a terrible mistake.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>935</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8d0509bb9146f0354e498a41bca29e29.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Substitute Hypnosis</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/substitute-hypnosis--49413194</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is a teacher who is about to go on maternity leave. 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And kids love hypnotists, right?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>283</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Betting Diamond Swap</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-betting-diamond-swap--49413198</link><description><![CDATA[What happens in Vegas, should normally stay in Vegas... and that's true for today's Masked Speaker... until now. 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He's hidden something from his wife for 6 years and now he's ready to come clean about a huge mistake he made and why he's reminded of it once a year.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>419</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gabe and Noelle (Muppet Dinner)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gabe-and-noelle-muppet-dinner--49413200</link><description><![CDATA[Is it weird if a guy shows up to your date with two mysterious duffle bags? It happened to one of our listeners and she told us what weird things he was keeping in the bags in your Second Date Podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f6809108600858df98226e91611c13ae</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 16:05:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49413200/6113.mp3" length="15140712" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is it weird if a guy shows up to your date with two mysterious duffle bags? It happened to one of our listeners and she told us what weird things he was keeping in the bags in your Second Date Podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is it weird if a guy shows up to your date with two mysterious duffle bags? It happened to one of our listeners and she told us what weird things he was keeping in the bags in your Second Date Podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>947</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Instant Best Man</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/instant-best-man--49411741</link><description><![CDATA[It can be awkward when you don’t remember someone but they 100% know everything about you… it gets even more awkward when that stranger invites you to be the best man at their wedding!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">28f7bd9e3c7d211e1aedb9088b120d86</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 13:33:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49411741/6112.mp3" length="4257891" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It can be awkward when you don’t remember someone but they 100% know everything about you… it gets even more awkward when that stranger invites you to be the best man at their wedding!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It can be awkward when you don’t remember someone but they 100% know everything about you… it gets even more awkward when that stranger invites you to be the best man at their wedding!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>267</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 12</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-12--49411742</link><description><![CDATA[Jeffrey is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: 60% of people say they sometimes wake up with a "food hangover" because of what they ate the night before... and two-thirds of people say they'll eat a meal they love..... even if they have an allergy or intolerance to it. Shout out to the lactose community!  So it's obvious... people really love food.... that's why a new survey asked 25,000 adults what foods they absolutely couldn't live without. And I’m telling you right now that milk was really high on the list... but I'm taking it out because its a beverage. Other than that, please tell me the top 5 that made the list?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">31a6f0dde35554d76baa0c24f2614db4</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2022 13:29:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49411742/6111.mp3" length="7723608" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jeffrey is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: 60% of people say they sometimes wake up with a "food hangover" because of what they ate the night before... and two-thirds of people say they'll eat a meal they love..... even if...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jeffrey is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: 60% of people say they sometimes wake up with a "food hangover" because of what they ate the night before... and two-thirds of people say they'll eat a meal they love..... even if they have an allergy or intolerance to it. Shout out to the lactose community!  So it's obvious... people really love food.... that's why a new survey asked 25,000 adults what foods they absolutely couldn't live without. And I’m telling you right now that milk was really high on the list... but I'm taking it out because its a beverage. Other than that, please tell me the top 5 that made the list?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>483</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Historical Situation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-historical-situation--49400104</link><description><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a house and unbeknownst to her: it’s a historical landmark! That’s right, a celebrity used to live there so she better get ready to host some tours!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">38aa44fa8abc508c35a46ef09bd7892d</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2022 16:11:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49400104/6110.mp3" length="4345662" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today's Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a house and unbeknownst to her: it’s a historical landmark! That’s right, a celebrity used to live there so she better get ready to host some tours!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today's Phone Tap, we’re calling a woman who recently purchased a house and unbeknownst to her: it’s a historical landmark! That’s right, a celebrity used to live there so she better get ready to host some tours!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>272</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mary-Anne and David (Ew, David)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mary-anne-and-david-ew-david--49400105</link><description><![CDATA[A potential future celebrity reached out, asking for our help in the love department. We’ll find out who they are… and what happened during their night out, in your Second Date!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">924a8a1c8e10932fa79d13f05c33a84c</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2022 16:10:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49400105/6109.mp3" length="16199403" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A potential future celebrity reached out, asking for our help in the love department. We’ll find out who they are… and what happened during their night out, in your Second Date!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A potential future celebrity reached out, asking for our help in the love department. We’ll find out who they are… and what happened during their night out, in your Second Date!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1013</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 11</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-11--49398498</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: If not for some quick thinking, one of the most famous toys of all time was almost a complete flop. The toy I'm referring to... initially was not popular with the public.<br /><br />In fact, sales were so low... it was almost completely discontinued before a redesign happened. And when I say redesign, I just mean a name change and a new coat of paint....and after that, for whatever reason.... it took off. Eventually it became so popular that it made millions in sales and now resides in the Toy Hall of Fame.  What toy am I talking about?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">58d44268c7145f03414a60997670cbc1</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2022 13:41:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49398498/6108.mp3" length="7449427" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: If not for some quick thinking, one of the most famous toys of all time was almost a complete flop. The toy I'm referring to... initially was not popular with the public.

In fact,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: If not for some quick thinking, one of the most famous toys of all time was almost a complete flop. The toy I'm referring to... initially was not popular with the public.<br /><br />In fact, sales were so low... it was almost completely discontinued before a redesign happened. And when I say redesign, I just mean a name change and a new coat of paint....and after that, for whatever reason.... it took off. Eventually it became so popular that it made millions in sales and now resides in the Toy Hall of Fame.  What toy am I talking about?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>466</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>General Anesthesia</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/general-anesthesia--49398497</link><description><![CDATA[We got an email from an orthodontist asking us to Phone Tap his new receptionist. We guarantee she’s never had a call as bizarre and uncomfortable as Jeffrey and his demanding patient requests...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f2220d7ff57c030d8378a4a5b707d87a</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2022 13:40:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49398497/6107.mp3" length="4350260" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We got an email from an orthodontist asking us to Phone Tap his new receptionist. We guarantee she’s never had a call as bizarre and uncomfortable as Jeffrey and his demanding patient requests...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We got an email from an orthodontist asking us to Phone Tap his new receptionist. We guarantee she’s never had a call as bizarre and uncomfortable as Jeffrey and his demanding patient requests...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>273</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Driving School</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/driving-school--49368461</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke calls a mom who’s on edge about her son starting driving school. Nothing to worry about though, her son is in Driving Instructor Brooke’s hands, so what could possibly go wrong!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2845767f6a9d1eefa6b7ad6ae2797193</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2022 16:32:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49368461/6106.mp3" length="3537329" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke calls a mom who’s on edge about her son starting driving school. Nothing to worry about though, her son is in Driving Instructor Brooke’s hands, so what could possibly go wrong!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In today’s Phone Tap, Brooke calls a mom who’s on edge about her son starting driving school. Nothing to worry about though, her son is in Driving Instructor Brooke’s hands, so what could possibly go wrong!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>222</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Garage Door Scam</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/garage-door-scam--49368462</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is really frugal with their money, so we’re going to pose as a garage door repair man and repeatedly call him to try and nickel, dime, and up-sell him on every possible feature we can!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f4b335bdd8d7b8a64e6e45b6e47cc43d</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2022 16:31:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49368462/6105.mp3" length="4438449" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim is really frugal with their money, so we’re going to pose as a garage door repair man and repeatedly call him to try and nickel, dime, and up-sell him on every possible feature we can!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is really frugal with their money, so we’re going to pose as a garage door repair man and repeatedly call him to try and nickel, dime, and up-sell him on every possible feature we can!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>278</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - April 8</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-april-8--49368463</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">002c4dde5705df758562c364eb21da34</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2022 16:30:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49368463/6104.mp3" length="7762896" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>486</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Meghan and Kurt (Bathroom Burrito Disaster)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/meghan-and-kurt-bathroom-burrito-disaster--49368960</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners says the guy she went out with did the BARE MINIMUM, yet she’s still eager to get a Second Date with him! Have standards ever been lower?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">901368ea0c6106e2898798ef9ce48b67</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2022 16:30:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49368960/6103.mp3" length="14816794" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners says the guy she went out with did the BARE MINIMUM, yet she’s still eager to get a Second Date with him! Have standards ever been lower?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners says the guy she went out with did the BARE MINIMUM, yet she’s still eager to get a Second Date with him! Have standards ever been lower?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>927</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I Need A Flippin' Sabbatical (Miley Cyrus Parody) | Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-need-a-flippin-sabbatical-miley-cyrus-parody-song-of-the-week--49368553</link><description><![CDATA[If you're overworked or just plain OVER work, this one's for you. 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Instead of Miley Cyrus' "I Came In Like A Wrecking Ball" it's Young Jeffrey's "I Need A Flippin' Sabbatical"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>431</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8c71527eb083aaa5aa6b7b1a25ad7b75.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 8</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-8--49368554</link><description><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: How many of you in the room.... really and truly “FEEL” like a grownup? Well, 1,700 adults were asked that question and most people responded with “I Don’t think I’m a Grown Up… yet.” Whether you believe you’re a true adult or not… this survey asked people for the Top 4 things, or experiences in life, that made them feel like an actual adult.  Tell me those 4.... in no particular order.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">89456d3b7464ed3199380d73d3cafc79</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Apr 2022 16:18:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49368554/6101.mp3" length="7179843" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today's question: How many of you in the room.... really and truly “FEEL” like a grownup? Well, 1,700 adults were asked that question and most people responded with “I Don’t think I’m a Grown Up… yet.”...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!<br /><br />Today's question: How many of you in the room.... really and truly “FEEL” like a grownup? Well, 1,700 adults were asked that question and most people responded with “I Don’t think I’m a Grown Up… yet.” Whether you believe you’re a true adult or not… this survey asked people for the Top 4 things, or experiences in life, that made them feel like an actual adult.  Tell me those 4.... in no particular order.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>449</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Beat The Buzzer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/beat-the-buzzer--49355862</link><description><![CDATA[It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">867636689c038a5227fbd9605e54cc88</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2022 16:22:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49355862/6100.mp3" length="5157339" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s one of the strangest Phone Taps we’ve ever done, and it’s all in the name of pranking someone after they donated to charity.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>323</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kyle and Abby (Guinness What In The World Record)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kyle-and-abby-guinness-what-in-the-world-record--49355960</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date attempted to become world-renowned for feet stuff. But, not only did he fail that venture, his date left him hanging as well.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">337cc45d07f2cd446c4c3fac151860c5</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2022 16:21:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49355960/6099.mp3" length="15010727" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy in today’s Second Date attempted to become world-renowned for feet stuff. But, not only did he fail that venture, his date left him hanging as well.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date attempted to become world-renowned for feet stuff. But, not only did he fail that venture, his date left him hanging as well.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>939</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Reception Joyride</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-reception-joyride--49355863</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker has been keeping a secret from his twin brother. They share DNA but he hasn't shared what happened on the night of this brother's wedding... until now...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b80117dcd87ed33e5123eb91352f7bea</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2022 16:19:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49355863/6098.mp3" length="5255977" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker has been keeping a secret from his twin brother. They share DNA but he hasn't shared what happened on the night of this brother's wedding... until now...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker has been keeping a secret from his twin brother. They share DNA but he hasn't shared what happened on the night of this brother's wedding... until now...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>329</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Closure Call: Find My Fiance</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/closure-call-find-my-fiance--49355962</link><description><![CDATA[You’ve heard us laugh every morning but today’s Closure Call had a majority of us tearing up in studio! We were in total disbelief, and you’re gonna wanna hear what happened in the podcast!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2ee3cda9e585e4328372a7a6a689aa5d</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2022 16:17:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49355962/6096.mp3" length="16554668" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You’ve heard us laugh every morning but today’s Closure Call had a majority of us tearing up in studio! We were in total disbelief, and you’re gonna wanna hear what happened in the podcast!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You’ve heard us laugh every morning but today’s Closure Call had a majority of us tearing up in studio! We were in total disbelief, and you’re gonna wanna hear what happened in the podcast!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1035</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Trapped In The Escape Room</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/trapped-in-the-escape-room--49353721</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room and so today Jeff is calling after he wandered off and got himself stuck in a place that’s DEFINITELY not part of the Escape Room experience.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">577003b132ca079fcccd0cbb721508b2</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2022 13:32:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49353721/6095.mp3" length="3801897" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room and so today Jeff is calling after he wandered off and got himself stuck in a place that’s DEFINITELY not part of the Escape Room experience.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim works at an Escape Room and so today Jeff is calling after he wandered off and got himself stuck in a place that’s DEFINITELY not part of the Escape Room experience.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>238</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-7--49353720</link><description><![CDATA[The first Thursday of April is celebrated as "National Burrito Day"... and did you know.... The word burrito means little donkey in Spanish. (its true)... and According to a popular theory, a Burrito represents a Donkey's ear.... and was originally served out of the back of a donkey cart. Another theory suggests that burritos were created in the a mexican restaurant in Alexis' home town where swingers meet up on the weekend. <br /><br />So yes to celebrate National Burrito Day, I went on the COMPUTER and found some special burrito facts for a "Versatile, Portable and Oh So Tasty One & Done Shock" <br /><br />Each of you will be asked a question about BURRITOS... get yours wrong, and you'll be shocked.  <br /><br />First one.... is the easiest (as per usual) so no one help her... Alexis... i need you to tell me the name of a Popular Mexican dish when you DEEP-FRY a Burrito? It's called... WHAT?<br /><br />Brooke.... there's a man named Dwayne Roberts who was an entrepreneur in California in the 1950s. There's a good chance you hooked up with him when he was on the road.... but regardless.... when he created a special type of Burrito in 1956... He used a protein mixed with beans and Red Chile Powder, then shopped it to various restaurants, and soon after they gained national popularity. What type of burrito was this? <br /><br />Jose - you love Asian food.... so this is perfect for you. <br /><br />Right now, this type of burrito in Japan is soaring in popularity, more than ever before. It mixes Japanese & Mexican cuisine together. Tell me the name of this extremely popular dish? <br /><br />And finally Burrito Jeff....or donkey jeff as they call him in Juarez.... In the 1980s, Roberto's Taco shop was behind the creation of the NOW FAMOUS "California Burrito". Which is prepared with Chicken or Beef, marinated in Mexican Spices... and with one unique addition to it. What do you add to make it a California Burrito? AND I'll give you two guesses.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d4714e965cdc818b622224eb2f6b9c38</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2022 13:26:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49353720/6094.mp3" length="7950978" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The first Thursday of April is celebrated as "National Burrito Day"... and did you know.... The word burrito means little donkey in Spanish. (its true)... and According to a popular theory, a Burrito represents a Donkey's ear.... and was originally...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The first Thursday of April is celebrated as "National Burrito Day"... and did you know.... The word burrito means little donkey in Spanish. (its true)... and According to a popular theory, a Burrito represents a Donkey's ear.... and was originally served out of the back of a donkey cart. Another theory suggests that burritos were created in the a mexican restaurant in Alexis' home town where swingers meet up on the weekend. <br /><br />So yes to celebrate National Burrito Day, I went on the COMPUTER and found some special burrito facts for a "Versatile, Portable and Oh So Tasty One & Done Shock" <br /><br />Each of you will be asked a question about BURRITOS... get yours wrong, and you'll be shocked.  <br /><br />First one.... is the easiest (as per usual) so no one help her... Alexis... i need you to tell me the name of a Popular Mexican dish when you DEEP-FRY a Burrito? It's called... WHAT?<br /><br />Brooke.... there's a man named Dwayne Roberts who was an entrepreneur in California in the 1950s. There's a good chance you hooked up with him when he was on the road.... but regardless.... when he created a special type of Burrito in 1956... He used a protein mixed with beans and Red Chile Powder, then shopped it to various restaurants, and soon after they gained national popularity. What type of burrito was this? <br /><br />Jose - you love Asian food.... so this is perfect for you. <br /><br />Right now, this type of burrito in Japan is soaring in popularity, more than ever before. It mixes Japanese & Mexican cuisine together. Tell me the name of this extremely popular dish? <br /><br />And finally Burrito Jeff....or donkey jeff as they call him in Juarez.... In the 1980s, Roberto's Taco shop was behind the creation of the NOW FAMOUS "California Burrito". Which is prepared with Chicken or Beef, marinated in Mexican Spices... and with one unique addition to it. What do you add to make it a California Burrito? AND I'll give you two guesses.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>498</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-6--49344958</link><description><![CDATA[Put your crocs in Sport Mode and moisturize your haunches because it’s National Walking Day!! Thats right... We’ll be talking about the world’s favorite form of exercise for people over the age of 70 and under the age of 7.<br /><br />And because its national walk day.... we're going to celebrate it by doing a ‘Fun But Slower Than A Run’ One And Done Shock Collar Question… <br /><br />Each of you will receive a trivia question about walking, if you get it right you’re safe, if you get it wrong, I will take your car keys and you will have to walk to Brooke’s house across the broken bridge to retrieve them. <br /><br />Starting with the person who learned to walk most recently… Alexis..<br /><br />Experts says that the average walker gets up to 3.1 miles per hour, but if you can walk to the rhythm of WHAT Taylor Swift song, you can reach speeds of 5 miles per hour?<br /><br />Brooke, I’ve seen you dance and youre no stranger to weird movements. So here’s this…<br /><br />You burn 78% more calories by walking THIS way rather than straight forward. What is it??<br /><br />Jose, I know you might be out of breath from just hearing about so much walking but stay with me…<br /><br />In the 1970’s 66% of people walked to get to this place, and today only 13% of people do it, where is it?<br /><br />Sweet, Sweet ambulatory Jeffrey. Here is your question… <br /><br />Please rank this countries from most to least average steps taken per day: Japan, India, Australia…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f484f7aed16ae130eda5944bd41e084e</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2022 17:30:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49344958/6093.mp3" length="8070514" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Put your crocs in Sport Mode and moisturize your haunches because it’s National Walking Day!! Thats right... We’ll be talking about the world’s favorite form of exercise for people over the age of 70 and under the age of 7.

And because its national...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Put your crocs in Sport Mode and moisturize your haunches because it’s National Walking Day!! Thats right... We’ll be talking about the world’s favorite form of exercise for people over the age of 70 and under the age of 7.<br /><br />And because its national walk day.... we're going to celebrate it by doing a ‘Fun But Slower Than A Run’ One And Done Shock Collar Question… <br /><br />Each of you will receive a trivia question about walking, if you get it right you’re safe, if you get it wrong, I will take your car keys and you will have to walk to Brooke’s house across the broken bridge to retrieve them. <br /><br />Starting with the person who learned to walk most recently… Alexis..<br /><br />Experts says that the average walker gets up to 3.1 miles per hour, but if you can walk to the rhythm of WHAT Taylor Swift song, you can reach speeds of 5 miles per hour?<br /><br />Brooke, I’ve seen you dance and youre no stranger to weird movements. So here’s this…<br /><br />You burn 78% more calories by walking THIS way rather than straight forward. What is it??<br /><br />Jose, I know you might be out of breath from just hearing about so much walking but stay with me…<br /><br />In the 1970’s 66% of people walked to get to this place, and today only 13% of people do it, where is it?<br /><br />Sweet, Sweet ambulatory Jeffrey. 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In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3fe193cc5f00e860d2951c0815ff3019</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2022 17:28:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49343517/6091.mp3" length="5655546" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! 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It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>432</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Matt and Kelsie (MattMan Returns)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/matt-and-kelsie-mattman-returns--49343845</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Second Date is an epic comeback opportunity for a man who’s been on our show before. He went by “Mat-Man” and today we’re going to be his trusty sidekicks!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0ccb09fca9a0768f214fba5c3baf8de4</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2022 17:26:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49343845/6088.mp3" length="14456931" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Second Date is an epic comeback opportunity for a man who’s been on our show before. He went by “Mat-Man” and today we’re going to be his trusty sidekicks!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Second Date is an epic comeback opportunity for a man who’s been on our show before. 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If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">12b60a1452fb7b620c1e143d54b9fda8</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:06:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49330507/6085.mp3" length="5786368" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In Care or Don't Care, Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>362</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Something About Maya</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/something-about-maya--49330426</link><description><![CDATA[In today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call we’re gonna let one woman know about an unrequited love that’s been going on for 3 years and now it’s finally time for the truth to see the light…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8fd310025f5922a468ce99f543a3dbd6</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:05:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49330426/6084.mp3" length="14923791" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In today’s 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anticipated…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7c99e064af005593443c52224503c2d0</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2022 17:03:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49330508/6083.mp3" length="16286338" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The woman on today’s Second Date invited her guy over for a Family Game Night and things got a LOT more physical than he ever anticipated…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The woman on today’s Second Date invited her guy over for a Family Game Night and things got a LOT more physical than he ever anticipated…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1019</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Costume 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taking advantage of...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>386</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Punchy Pizza Promo</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/punchy-pizza-promo--49328183</link><description><![CDATA[Jose is calling a pizza shop and trying to drum up some false sympathy in order to boost sales, and the manager is NOT having any of it!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9bd0b52fe851d66ad09c39eda4e2db5a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2022 13:43:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49328183/6081.mp3" length="4339811" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose is calling a pizza shop and trying to drum up some false sympathy in order to boost sales, and the 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And Done Shock. <br /><br />You’ll each get a question about the world's favorite food..... pizza and if you get it right you’re safe, but if you get it wrong you’ll have to finish the rest of the show sitting at one of the tiny tables they give you in your pizza box. <br /><br />Alexis,<br /><br />In 2001 a pizza was delivered to a man named Yuri Usachov, and what made this delivery special was how far it traveled to get there. It went thousands of miles on the way to its destination, but where did this particular pizza end up?  <br /><br />Jose, at the Haggis restaurant in Glasgow Scotland they sell the $4,200 “Pizza Royale 007” which has caviar, 24-carat gold crust and what expensive delicacy as a protein?<br /><br />Brooke -you are the closest thing to a vegetarian on this show - so this question goes to you. What are the Top 3 most popular vegetable pizza toppings?<br /><br />Jeffrey, I’m going to give you three countries and three pizza toppings and you need to match each one to which country uses it on their pies the most… Your country options are Germany, Brazil, and Sweden and your topping options are Peanuts, Tuna, and Peas.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e43ebbcd0565c466f053d0f874dbd85e</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2022 13:37:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49328184/6080.mp3" length="7962263" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I hope you’re all hungry… for knowledge… because today is National Deep Dish Pizza Day! 

Rather than having a show pizza party where Jose and Alexis fight over the last piece of stuffed crust.... instead we're going to put your necks at risk as we go...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I hope you’re all hungry… for knowledge… because today is National Deep Dish Pizza Day! <br /><br />Rather than having a show pizza party where Jose and Alexis fight over the last piece of stuffed crust.... instead we're going to put your necks at risk as we go around the room for an Underdone Hold the Sausage and Un…Yuns One And Done Shock. <br /><br />You’ll each get a question about the world's favorite food..... pizza and if you get it right you’re safe, but if you get it wrong you’ll have to finish the rest of the show sitting at one of the tiny tables they give you in your pizza box. <br /><br />Alexis,<br /><br />In 2001 a pizza was delivered to a man named Yuri Usachov, and what made this delivery special was how far it traveled to get there. It went thousands of miles on the way to its destination, but where did this particular pizza end up?  <br /><br />Jose, at the Haggis restaurant in Glasgow Scotland they sell the $4,200 “Pizza Royale 007” which has caviar, 24-carat gold crust and what expensive delicacy as a protein?<br /><br />Brooke -you are the closest thing to a vegetarian on this show - so this question goes to you. What are the Top 3 most popular vegetable pizza toppings?<br /><br />Jeffrey, I’m going to give you three countries and three pizza toppings and you need to match each one to which country uses it on their pies the most… Your country options are Germany, Brazil, and Sweden and your topping options are Peanuts, Tuna, and Peas.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>498</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Maid of Dishonor</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/maid-of-dishonor--49318972</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke is posing as a wedding planner in today’s Phone Tap and she has some high standards that our maid of honor/phone tap victim might disagree with.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0b29e8b2708e6ea5646fe4e54423d23c</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2022 16:30:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49318972/6079.mp3" length="4394981" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Brooke is posing as a wedding planner in today’s Phone Tap and she has some high standards that our maid of honor/phone tap victim might disagree with.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke is posing as a wedding planner in today’s Phone Tap and she has some high standards that our maid of honor/phone tap victim might disagree with.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>275</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Whatcha Doin' At The John Mayer Concert? - April 4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/whatcha-doin-at-the-john-mayer-concert-april-4--49318970</link><description><![CDATA[The lines were long and the vibes were chill as we sent Jose and Alexis downtown to ask people a simple question, "Whatcha Doin' At The John Mayer concert?"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2a48479f5c5a59aa720636914c1187ef</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2022 16:29:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49318970/6078.mp3" length="6391990" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The lines were long and the vibes were chill as we sent Jose and Alexis downtown to ask people a simple question, "Whatcha Doin' At The John Mayer concert?"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The lines were long and the vibes were chill as we sent Jose and Alexis downtown to ask people a simple question, "Whatcha Doin' At The John Mayer concert?"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>400</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Aaron and Laurie (Mexican Food Mystery)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/aaron-and-laurie-mexican-food-mystery--49318971</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners contacted us asking for a Second Date because he woke up with a receipt for SIXTY tacos the morning after.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">98cc120f2cc3ecedf668f321a64e86fe</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2022 16:28:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49318971/6077.mp3" length="14697675" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners contacted us asking for a Second Date because he woke up with a receipt for SIXTY tacos the morning after.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners contacted us asking for a Second Date because he woke up with a receipt for SIXTY tacos the morning after.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>919</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - April 4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-april-4--49318239</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>456</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - April 4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-april-4--49318238</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. 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T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>383</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/721940f4fb25e28878c54c47a9ed3d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Numb Tongue</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/numb-tongue--49315935</link><description><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a pharmacy and confronting them with an ailment they’ve probably never seen before, and they definitely never want to see again!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">86e8f8eaaba3ec759b3327aced08e9e0</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2022 13:47:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49315935/6074.mp3" length="4501143" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a pharmacy and confronting them with an ailment they’ve probably never seen before, and they definitely never want to see again!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your Phone Tap: we’re calling a pharmacy and confronting them with an ailment they’ve probably never seen before, and they definitely never want to see again!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>282</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-4--49315938</link><description><![CDATA[Perfect for the people in THIS room..... April is distracted driving month! <br /><br />And a new survey of motorists was just released... that told us exactly what we thought.... people's bad habits behind the wheel are only getting worse.  <br /><br />And because of that.... we'll be doing a...  Vroom Vroom Go Around the Room, One And Done Shock…<br /><br />I’m going to give you each a result from this driving survey and I'll need you to tell me if the real answer is HIGHER or LOWER. <br /><br />=========================<br /><br />And Because she has three traffic court appointments to get to in the next hour.... we’ll start with Alexis.<br /><br />Alexis, A majority of people said they’ve driven at least 10 miles over the speed limit in the past year, but what % of people have admitted to going 25MPH over, is it higher or lower than 30%?<br /><br />Brooke, in this modern technological time, a decent chunk of people said they think it’s totally safe to use your cell phone while they’re driving. Don’t worry about whether Alexis was surveyed for this question, just tell me is that real number higher or lower than 30%?<br /><br />Jose, plenty of people surveyed said they've eaten food while driving in the past year, (not just fast food, but also food that they've brought with them).... is that real number higher or lower than 60%?<br /><br />Little Jeffrey, I know you would NEVER do this.... but a small percentage of people surveyed, admitted that they have given the middle finger to another driver in the past year. Is the real number higher or lower than 15%?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">939abe788784eb3dc084dcdd0e634270</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2022 13:45:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49315938/6073.mp3" length="8124849" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Perfect for the people in THIS room..... April is distracted driving month! 

And a new survey of motorists was just released... that told us exactly what we thought.... people's bad habits behind the wheel are only getting worse.  

And because of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Perfect for the people in THIS room..... April is distracted driving month! <br /><br />And a new survey of motorists was just released... that told us exactly what we thought.... people's bad habits behind the wheel are only getting worse.  <br /><br />And because of that.... we'll be doing a...  Vroom Vroom Go Around the Room, One And Done Shock…<br /><br />I’m going to give you each a result from this driving survey and I'll need you to tell me if the real answer is HIGHER or LOWER. <br /><br />=========================<br /><br />And Because she has three traffic court appointments to get to in the next hour.... we’ll start with Alexis.<br /><br />Alexis, A majority of people said they’ve driven at least 10 miles over the speed limit in the past year, but what % of people have admitted to going 25MPH over, is it higher or lower than 30%?<br /><br />Brooke, in this modern technological time, a decent chunk of people said they think it’s totally safe to use your cell phone while they’re driving. Don’t worry about whether Alexis was surveyed for this question, just tell me is that real number higher or lower than 30%?<br /><br />Jose, plenty of people surveyed said they've eaten food while driving in the past year, (not just fast food, but also food that they've brought with them).... is that real number higher or lower than 60%?<br /><br />Little Jeffrey, I know you would NEVER do this.... but a small percentage of people surveyed, admitted that they have given the middle finger to another driver in the past year. Is the real number higher or lower than 15%?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>509</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tik Tok Click Shock - April 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tik-tok-click-shock-april-1--49283946</link><description><![CDATA[A behind the scenes look at this years Oscar's gift bags...Plus, one woman thought she heard a ghost every night at her boyfriend's... But when she discovered the truth, the reality was much more terrifying….You'll hear it all in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e7ad7af034c1a0698dd5284a9f7d4dce</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:13:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49283946/6072.mp3" length="6393662" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A behind the scenes look at this years Oscar's gift bags...Plus, one woman thought she heard a ghost every night at her boyfriend's... But when she discovered the truth, the reality was much more terrifying….You'll hear it all in a brand new TikTok...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A behind the scenes look at this years Oscar's gift bags...Plus, one woman thought she heard a ghost every night at her boyfriend's... But when she discovered the truth, the reality was much more terrifying….You'll hear it all in a brand new TikTok Click Shock!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>400</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>April Fools At The Bank</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/april-fools-at-the-bank--49283955</link><description><![CDATA[Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8546fe18077a85e7787e6ddc584be566</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:12:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49283955/6071.mp3" length="3963230" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy April Fools day! Today’s Phone Tap victim simply wants to resolve an issue with their bank, but Jose is on high alert for pranks. You can’t prank us if we’re pranking you first!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>248</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mirror Therapy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mirror-therapy--49283947</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up for some pre-marriage counseling, and we sent our best mimic – er, THERAPIST… Brooke Fox to his rescue!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f830cfa9d2f507f2aea25f3a3661867f</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:12:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49283947/6070.mp3" length="3902208" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up for some pre-marriage counseling, and we sent our best mimic – er, THERAPIST… Brooke Fox to his rescue!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up for some pre-marriage counseling, and we sent our best mimic – er, THERAPIST… Brooke Fox to his rescue!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>245</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gaelin and Stephanie (C'est La Spit)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gaelin-and-stephanie-c-est-la-spit--49283950</link><description><![CDATA[Two diners sit down at a table, but 3 meals arrive. Is a mysterious stranger in their midst? Or is it just a brand new Second Date?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fce515cf07bfbeb677665fd4077639f5</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:09:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49283950/6069.mp3" length="15479259" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Two diners sit down at a table, but 3 meals arrive. Is a mysterious stranger in their midst? Or is it just a brand new Second Date?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Two diners sit down at a table, but 3 meals arrive. Is a mysterious stranger in their midst? Or is it just a brand new Second Date?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>968</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I'mma Slap Yo Mouth (Flo-Rida Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-mma-slap-yo-mouth-flo-rida-parody-young-jeffrey-s-song-of-the-week--49283949</link><description><![CDATA[It's all anyone can talk about this week. THE SLAP. Instead of Flo-Rida's "Welcome To My House" it's Young Jeffrey's "I'mma Slap Yo Mouth." Just wait for it...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ed13bb710feb2f8a00d243a8c2d87913</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:06:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49283949/6068.mp3" length="6407037" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's all anyone can talk about this week. THE SLAP. Instead of Flo-Rida's "Welcome To My House" it's Young Jeffrey's "I'mma Slap Yo Mouth." Just wait for it...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's all anyone can talk about this week. THE SLAP. Instead of Flo-Rida's "Welcome To My House" it's Young Jeffrey's "I'mma Slap Yo Mouth." Just wait for it...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>401</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8c71527eb083aaa5aa6b7b1a25ad7b75.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - April 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-april-1--49283952</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">26494ace8e5e5c2b2cb7261177b05919</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:05:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49283952/6067.mp3" length="7338668" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>459</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - April 1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-april-1--49283954</link><description><![CDATA[Alright, as Big Jeffrey already mentioned.... It’s April Fool’s Day. <br /><br />Sorry -I forgot - because of April 1st - it's little Jeffrey. <br /><br />Anyway I know because of the unofficial holiday that Your guards are up, your shoulders are tense, Brooke is wondering “Did Jake take my credit card and use it to by himself a year’s supply of hair gel?” <br /><br />I can’t comment on that, but what I CAN do.... is provide an April First To Worst Shock Collar Question. <br /><br />I have a list of 6 gag gifts that you MAY or may not be able buy on Amazon, (a few might even be made up).... but only 3 are at the top of the best sellers list for pranks. Please tell me in no particular order.  <br /><br />Which of these four gag gifts are the best selling: <br /><br />Fricken Cricket - Hidden annoying Cricket Chirp Sound that you can hide in a jacket pocket, cupboard or men's diaper.<br /><br />Edible Booger gel - realistic looking consumable snot that kids love. You can spread on your toast or eat right out of the canister. <br /><br />Spider in a Box - A six inch rubber spider springs out of a wooden box when you open the lid.... to surprise family members or friends.<br /><br />Anatomically Correct Mini Drone - Drone that flies around with Male Genitalia Attached to It<br /><br />Life-Size Inflatable Adult Cow - Usable in the Shower, Office Cubicle or as a Pool Toy<br /><br />Fart Spray - Novelty Liquid Stink Bomb that creates a lingering gassy odor to play tricks on your friends or be used in self defense.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">030ed28bc26d5986126c3edb17a8b794</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2022 16:03:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49283954/6066.mp3" length="8091412" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alright, as Big Jeffrey already mentioned.... It’s April Fool’s Day. 

Sorry -I forgot - because of April 1st - it's little Jeffrey. 

Anyway I know because of the unofficial holiday that Your guards are up, your shoulders are tense, Brooke is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alright, as Big Jeffrey already mentioned.... It’s April Fool’s Day. <br /><br />Sorry -I forgot - because of April 1st - it's little Jeffrey. <br /><br />Anyway I know because of the unofficial holiday that Your guards are up, your shoulders are tense, Brooke is wondering “Did Jake take my credit card and use it to by himself a year’s supply of hair gel?” <br /><br />I can’t comment on that, but what I CAN do.... is provide an April First To Worst Shock Collar Question. <br /><br />I have a list of 6 gag gifts that you MAY or may not be able buy on Amazon, (a few might even be made up).... but only 3 are at the top of the best sellers list for pranks. Please tell me in no particular order.  <br /><br />Which of these four gag gifts are the best selling: <br /><br />Fricken Cricket - Hidden annoying Cricket Chirp Sound that you can hide in a jacket pocket, cupboard or men's diaper.<br /><br />Edible Booger gel - realistic looking consumable snot that kids love. You can spread on your toast or eat right out of the canister. <br /><br />Spider in a Box - A six inch rubber spider springs out of a wooden box when you open the lid.... to surprise family members or friends.<br /><br />Anatomically Correct Mini Drone - Drone that flies around with Male Genitalia Attached to It<br /><br />Life-Size Inflatable Adult Cow - Usable in the Shower, Office Cubicle or as a Pool Toy<br /><br />Fart Spray - Novelty Liquid Stink Bomb that creates a lingering gassy odor to play tricks on your friends or be used in self defense.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>506</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Business Strategy Freakout</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/business-strategy-freakout--49269458</link><description><![CDATA[Not everyone is meant to be a Phone Tap victim and that’s especially true today. Jeffrey’s call spiraled out of control right away and to say this guy was furious with us might be an understatement…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5f75857e900a199917e49336b276359c</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2022 16:19:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49269458/6065.mp3" length="4992245" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Not everyone is meant to be a Phone Tap victim and that’s especially true today. Jeffrey’s call spiraled out of control right away and to say this guy was furious with us might be an understatement…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Not everyone is meant to be a Phone Tap victim and that’s especially true today. Jeffrey’s call spiraled out of control right away and to say this guy was furious with us might be an understatement…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>313</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Prom Prank</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-prom-prank--49269456</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners had an intense sibling rivalry, while growing up with his TWIN SISTER....And he decided to get the ULTIMATE REVENGE…. And humiliate her…. On PROM NIGHT… It's been 16 years since it happened… and now he's finally ready to come forward & confess the embarrassing way he RUINED prom night for her...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bf776e3d5f5a4a123a08af525c65e7be</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2022 16:19:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49269456/6064.mp3" length="5795563" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners had an intense sibling rivalry, while growing up with his TWIN SISTER....And he decided to get the ULTIMATE REVENGE…. And humiliate her…. On PROM NIGHT… It's been 16 years since it happened… and now he's finally ready to come...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners had an intense sibling rivalry, while growing up with his TWIN SISTER....And he decided to get the ULTIMATE REVENGE…. And humiliate her…. On PROM NIGHT… It's been 16 years since it happened… and now he's finally ready to come forward & confess the embarrassing way he RUINED prom night for her...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>363</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Best Man and the Groom - March 31</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/best-man-and-the-groom-march-31--49269462</link><description><![CDATA[We've covered a lot of awkward weddings on our show... But maybe the craziest wedding moment of all time is making news today, and it definitely wins for being the most CRINGE.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5c59dd4a247fc069a8c8cb8d461c9a92</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2022 16:18:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49269462/6063.mp3" length="6081447" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've covered a lot of awkward weddings on our show... But maybe the craziest wedding moment of all time is making news today, and it definitely wins for being the most CRINGE.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've covered a lot of awkward weddings on our show... But maybe the craziest wedding moment of all time is making news today, and it definitely wins for being the most CRINGE.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>381</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Will You Be My Work Wife</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/will-you-be-my-work-wife--49269460</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim recently started a new job but before she starts Jose is calling to ask her a big question, “Will you be my Work Wife?”]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">de1ccd7f97d85412c0856436a349edeb</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2022 16:18:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49269460/6062.mp3" length="4872709" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim recently started a new job but before she starts Jose is calling to ask her a big question, “Will you be my Work Wife?”</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim recently started a new job but before she starts Jose is calling to ask her a big question, “Will you be my Work Wife?”]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>305</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Second Date CHECK-IN: Lucas &amp; Tracy (Winery Date With Mom)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/second-date-check-in-lucas-tracy-winery-date-with-mom--49269461</link><description><![CDATA[We have an update to a previous Second Date! Lucas’s mom showed up to his winery date, but Tracy still agreed to a another date. What’s been going on ever since? They’re back to tell us!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d5759c44127814688a4f764f3fce2bb6</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2022 16:17:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49269461/6061.mp3" length="16589359" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We have an update to a previous Second Date! Lucas’s mom showed up to his winery date, but Tracy still agreed to a another date. What’s been going on ever since? They’re back to tell us!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have an update to a previous Second Date! Lucas’s mom showed up to his winery date, but Tracy still agreed to a another date. What’s been going on ever since? They’re back to tell us!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1038</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sydney and Kurt (The Long Game)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sydney-and-kurt-the-long-game--49269457</link><description><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Second Date was completely floored once she ended up back at a guy’s place. There was no question she wants to see him again. But the real question is why doesn’t he want to see her?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e88bd35881fd3bdcc1f876bb584b1e49</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2022 16:15:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49269457/6060.mp3" length="15645189" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The woman in today’s Second Date was completely floored once she ended up back at a guy’s place. There was no question she wants to see him again. But the real question is why doesn’t he want to see her?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Second Date was completely floored once she ended up back at a guy’s place. There was no question she wants to see him again. But the real question is why doesn’t he want to see her?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>979</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - March 30</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-march-30--49255229</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4b5b209cf6c913c34b690e8b7e4f4bbc</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2022 15:30:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49255229/6059.mp3" length="6463461" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>405</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Megan and Amy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/megan-and-amy--49255230</link><description><![CDATA[Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out, and can sometimes be really… really bad. 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Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most pathetic Tinder dating life!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>426</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Timid Benjamin Wants A Party</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/timid-benjamin-wants-a-party--49255234</link><description><![CDATA[Young Jeffrey’s character “Timid Benjamin” is calling to set-up a surprise party for himself, in the bashful way that only he can!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a4e3460fa30378ba29d024a3fa0f32b4</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2022 15:29:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49255234/6057.mp3" length="4488604" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Young Jeffrey’s character “Timid Benjamin” is calling to set-up a surprise party for himself, in the bashful way that only he can!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Young Jeffrey’s character “Timid Benjamin” is calling to set-up a surprise party for himself, in the bashful way that only he can!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>281</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Smells Like Tween Spirit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/smells-like-tween-spirit--49255233</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners claims he was having a great date with a beautiful woman… but it was ruined by a roving group of 13-year olds. 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It's time to go around the room and share What's On Our Minds!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>433</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Young Hair Don't Care</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/young-hair-don-t-care--49253055</link><description><![CDATA[Alexis is back for another new Phone Tap! Today she’s calling from a salon to ask one patron, to never come back again. This is a classy salon and her vibe? It’s just not what they’re looking for.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">595cff28e64f1adebcf0d3537284ba61</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2022 13:40:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49253055/6054.mp3" length="3218008" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alexis is back for another new Phone Tap! Today she’s calling from a salon to ask one patron, to never come back again. This is a classy salon and her vibe? It’s just not what they’re looking for.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis is back for another new Phone Tap! Today she’s calling from a salon to ask one patron, to never come back again. This is a classy salon and her vibe? It’s just not what they’re looking for.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>202</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - March 30</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-march-30--49253054</link><description><![CDATA[You know what the best part about Time Travel is? <br /><br />Maybe its knowing all the Lotto numbers ahead of time....<br /><br />Or looking super cool at your Oscar party by predicting Will Smith's slap ten seconds before it happened.<br /><br />.... Or the best thing (at least for me) about time travel would be to have the foresight to NOT invest ALL my assets into “JOSE COIN.” <br /><br />But I digress.... a new survey asked people to name the Top things they’d miss if they went back in time over a hundred years ago. <br /><br />#1 on the list was a surprising one.... toilets that flush! A century ago... that wasn't a thing. Now I need you to come up with the rest of the Top 4 things people said they would miss if they were able to travel back in time, in no particular order.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">785a1fdd4e0fe2fa20775d3848e26c74</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2022 13:39:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49253054/6053.mp3" length="7372105" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You know what the best part about Time Travel is? 

Maybe its knowing all the Lotto numbers ahead of time....

Or looking super cool at your Oscar party by predicting Will Smith's slap ten seconds before it happened.

.... Or the best thing (at least...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You know what the best part about Time Travel is? <br /><br />Maybe its knowing all the Lotto numbers ahead of time....<br /><br />Or looking super cool at your Oscar party by predicting Will Smith's slap ten seconds before it happened.<br /><br />.... Or the best thing (at least for me) about time travel would be to have the foresight to NOT invest ALL my assets into “JOSE COIN.” <br /><br />But I digress.... a new survey asked people to name the Top things they’d miss if they went back in time over a hundred years ago. <br /><br />#1 on the list was a surprising one.... toilets that flush! A century ago... that wasn't a thing. Now I need you to come up with the rest of the Top 4 things people said they would miss if they were able to travel back in time, in no particular order.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>462</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rich and Sarah (Trust Fall Tik Tok)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rich-and-sarah-trust-fall-tik-tok--49242269</link><description><![CDATA[The listener who needed our help with a Second Date shared a juicy detail from their first meetup that had us all floored but made us promise to not bring it up when we called his date. We’re always up for a challenge though!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1d179cd8e9404d6bd8e670dfd9210721</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2022 16:14:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49242269/6052.mp3" length="14909581" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The listener who needed our help with a Second Date shared a juicy detail from their first meetup that had us all floored but made us promise to not bring it up when we called his date. We’re always up for a challenge though!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The listener who needed our help with a Second Date shared a juicy detail from their first meetup that had us all floored but made us promise to not bring it up when we called his date. We’re always up for a challenge though!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>933</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Carrot Top Jackpot</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/carrot-top-jackpot--49242271</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners is about to get fantastic news… His wife went on a girls trip to Vegas and maybe one of the best things every just happened to her… in your new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">599707bac5209b12f7ae1f38d6cd5441</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2022 16:12:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49242271/6051.mp3" length="15253561" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners is about to get fantastic news… His wife went on a girls trip to Vegas and maybe one of the best things every just happened to her… in your new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners is about to get fantastic news… His wife went on a girls trip to Vegas and maybe one of the best things every just happened to her… in your new Awkward Tuesday Phone Call!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>954</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8d0509bb9146f0354e498a41bca29e29.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Jenna's Mom Has Got It Going On</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/jenna-s-mom-has-got-it-going-on--49242272</link><description><![CDATA[If your Tinder Date’s Mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in a brand new Phone Tap!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">665673b1f044c9577a4ac7945630c2a4</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2022 16:09:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49242272/6050.mp3" length="3665225" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If your Tinder Date’s Mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in a brand new Phone Tap!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If your Tinder Date’s Mom called you before you even met her daughter, would that scare you off for good? We’re hoping so in a brand new Phone Tap!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>230</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: It Pays To Date</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-it-pays-to-date--49242270</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners accepted money to go on a date with a friend's son, and it lead to the most embarrassing night of her life...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cbac6808824c1f9b2b85023315756918</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2022 16:08:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49242270/6049.mp3" length="6023350" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners accepted money to go on a date with a friend's son, and it lead to the most embarrassing night of her life...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners accepted money to go on a date with a friend's son, and it lead to the most embarrassing night of her life...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>377</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lost Bags</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lost-bags--49240758</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim lost her luggage almost two weeks ago and today we get to call and tell her we found* it! 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You need to tell me the Top 3 responses in no particular order... <br /><br />And of course, <br /><br />The best way to determine a winner is with Lads vs Lassies 2 v 2 shock!<br /><br />Jose and Jeff and Brooke and Alexis will split off into teams and I’ll give you each your own list to answer. The team with the most correct answers will be safe and the losing team will perform what I call “A Duracell Duet” and sing a song while both holding a dog shock collar.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ac4712be3f89b976a71894c8f62bba53</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2022 13:32:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49240723/6047.mp3" length="8144911" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I want you all to look at me right now. Take a good, long dirty look.... now look away! I know there's a few of you who are single in the room... and others that play "single" on the weekends -(Brooke). 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It’s not illegal but its not a good look either…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>976</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Geriatric Jumphouse</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/geriatric-jumphouse--49227152</link><description><![CDATA[We called a party rental place to see if they’ll loan us a bounce house for an 85-year old’s birthday party!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f0a1d7d7c2dc85ad976ca0fabd533826</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2022 16:05:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49227152/6043.mp3" length="4704689" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We called a party rental place to see if they’ll loan us a bounce house for an 85-year old’s birthday party!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We called a party rental place to see if they’ll loan us a bounce house for an 85-year old’s birthday party!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>295</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - March 28</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-march-28--49225754</link><description><![CDATA[Before a first date, experts say its best to know as much as you can about a person so you don’t walk into something you weren't prepared for. 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>456</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thomas and Cecelia (Trial By Separation)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thomas-and-cecelia-trial-by-separation--49201428</link><description><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date has been off the market for a decade and after his first date back in the game he’s getting left on read.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2e2008174841ea036e21d86db37e8f54</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2022 16:07:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49201428/6039.mp3" length="14245443" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guy in today’s Second Date has been off the market for a decade and after his first date back in the game he’s getting left on read.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guy in today’s Second Date has been off the market for a decade and after his first date back in the game he’s getting left on read.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>891</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Need A Taco Bell Nacho (Encanto Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/need-a-taco-bell-nacho-encanto-parody-young-jeffrey-s-song-of-the-week--49201431</link><description><![CDATA[Happy 60th Anniversary Taco Bell! 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We're celebrating the Tasty alcoholic beverages we've come to know & love.<br /><br />And thats why each of you will be asked a special Cocktail Trivia Question.... in a "Sip & Slurp, One & Done Shock" <br /><br />Alexis, you're going first, since you've only been of legal drinking age for 7 months <br /><br />In the 1940s & 50s in New York City cocktails were all the rage. Tell me... in THAT AREA, what was the most popular alcoholic drink that nearly everyone ordered? <br /><br />Onto the person who's been sipping cocktails from the youngest age, Brooke... <br /><br />Which cocktail was once described as QUOTE: "The Only American invention as Perfect as the Sonnet?" 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That's why it's time to put our PINKY'S UP, and our PANTS DOWN, because it's National Cocktail Day!  We're...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cocktails remind us of vacations on sandy beaches... relaxing poolside lounges... or just Friday night alone at home, with an eager mannequin. <br /><br />That's why it's time to put our PINKY'S UP, and our PANTS DOWN, because it's National Cocktail Day!  We're celebrating the Tasty alcoholic beverages we've come to know & love.<br /><br />And thats why each of you will be asked a special Cocktail Trivia Question.... in a "Sip & Slurp, One & Done Shock" <br /><br />Alexis, you're going first, since you've only been of legal drinking age for 7 months <br /><br />In the 1940s & 50s in New York City cocktails were all the rage. 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He doesn’t know much about wine, but what little advice he does have is gonna come back to bite him.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>225</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What's On Your Mind? (March 23)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-s-on-your-mind-march-23--49170750</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke had another "Offer Up" adventure, Jose bought some new vitamins, Alexis won't hold her friends baby, and Jeffrey welcomed a new member to his household. 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It's time to go around the room and share what's on our minds!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>454</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Uber PB</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/uber-pb--49170749</link><description><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is being BANNED from Uber, but we have an alternative service for him to use instead: Piggy Back Rides]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">aa5ba354524a1d463026c8c5f0a73f16</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2022 15:50:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49170749/6025.mp3" length="4465199" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today’s Phone Tap victim is being BANNED from Uber, but we have an alternative service for him to use instead: Piggy Back Rides</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today’s Phone Tap victim is being BANNED from Uber, but we have an alternative service for him to use instead: Piggy Back Rides]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>280</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tyler and Rachel (Elevator People)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tyler-and-rachel-elevator-people--49170756</link><description><![CDATA[Nothing bonds two people like being stuck in an elevator for hours. It happened to the couple in today’s Second Date and they’re on the line now to tell us about all the ups and downs!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e5ebfc6159781d60512471bd86adcbd0</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2022 15:50:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49170756/6024.mp3" length="14783357" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nothing bonds two people like being stuck in an elevator for hours. It happened to the couple in today’s Second Date and they’re on the line now to tell us about all the ups and downs!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nothing bonds two people like being stuck in an elevator for hours. It happened to the couple in today’s Second Date and they’re on the line now to tell us about all the ups and downs!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>925</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>BUSTED - March 23</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/busted-march-23--49170752</link><description><![CDATA[Cheaters have gotten away with things for too long! 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In BUSTED, you tell us the ways you've caught someone cheating and then we can laugh through the pain together!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>330</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - March 23</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-march-23--49170755</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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If you get it right you’re safe, but if you get it wrong you’ll be forced to clean the Wendy's deep fat fryer with your personal toothbrush. <br /><br />Alexis… since you constantly talk about being a fan of Happy Meals we’ll start with you.......... and your question is about those golden arches <br /><br />According to a new poll… what is the most popular sauce at Mickey D’s is it Ranch, Honey Mustard or Sweet and Sour?<br /><br />Brooke… your establishment is Taco Bell…<br /><br />Which is the most popular salsa condiment at Taco Bell is it their “Hot” Sauce, “Mild” Sauce or “Fire sauce?”<br /><br />Jose… You’ll have home field advantage because your question is about Subway.<br /><br />When asked what their favorite sauce did Subway customers say “Thousand Island” “Sweet Onion” or “Chipotle Southwest”?<br /><br />Jeffrey… because of your affinity for licking OTHER people’s fingers, you got KFC.<br /><br />Is their most popular sauce Buttermilk Ranch, Honey BBQ or Finger Lickin’ Good Sauce?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">893e3b56d6b7397be30510289a2d6b10</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2022 15:46:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49170753/6021.mp3" length="7934678" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Everyone on this show is a fan of food. Heck, Brooke loves it so much, we have to stop down taping, so she can have her

8 am and 10 am pre-lunch every single day. 

But what about fast food? Hopefully you know a little.... because if you don't, you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Everyone on this show is a fan of food. Heck, Brooke loves it so much, we have to stop down taping, so she can have her<br /><br />8 am and 10 am pre-lunch every single day. <br /><br />But what about fast food? Hopefully you know a little.... because if you don't, you might get the collar in this first ever.....  YUM YUM One and Done Shock. <br /><br />Each of you will be given a question about FAST FOOD CONDIMENTS. 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If we don't care, they get banished to the trash forever!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>374</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Masked Speaker: Comedy Con</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/masked-speaker-comedy-con--49152994</link><description><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker says he's close to achieving his dreams of fame and fortune, but its all because of the lies he told along the way...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bf769acc7b579666afb3799eeca02832</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2022 16:08:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49152994/6018.mp3" length="5200389" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's Masked Speaker says he's close to achieving his dreams of fame and fortune, but its all because of the lies he told along the way...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today's Masked Speaker says he's close to achieving his dreams of fame and fortune, but its all because of the lies he told along the way...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>326</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Gram Gram's New Toy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/gram-gram-s-new-toy--49152992</link><description><![CDATA[In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0ecca1a8276a195eff195ecd398fa044</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2022 16:08:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49152992/6017.mp3" length="4743141" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In your brand new Phone Tap, we’re having what has to be the most UNCOMFORTABLE conversation you could ever have with a guy about his elderly mother.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>297</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Close Encounters of the Friend Kind</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/close-encounters-of-the-friend-kind--49152995</link><description><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call wants to preserve a friendship that might be on the rocks all thanks to her buddy's new GF.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">482b3d264ca1f179e4cd21faa8f22924</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2022 16:07:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49152995/6016.mp3" length="15039566" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The woman in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call wants to preserve a friendship that might be on the rocks all thanks to her buddy's new GF.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The woman in today’s Awkward Tuesday Phone Call wants to preserve a friendship that might be on the rocks all thanks to her buddy's new GF.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>941</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8d0509bb9146f0354e498a41bca29e29.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Forrest and Chrissy (Slept Like A Baby)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/forrest-and-chrissy-slept-like-a-baby--49150997</link><description><![CDATA[Ditching your date after first meeting is bad. But one of our listeners swears he has a good reason for why he did exactly that… in your Second Date!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4abeffbf817ca40b70b3a3811ccb8ab1</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2022 13:56:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49150997/6015.mp3" length="14957228" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ditching your date after first meeting is bad. But one of our listeners swears he has a good reason for why he did exactly that… in your Second Date!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ditching your date after first meeting is bad. But one of our listeners swears he has a good reason for why he did exactly that… in your Second Date!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>936</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Picky Eater</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/picky-eater--49150995</link><description><![CDATA[Alexis is calling a blind date and while he has tons of suggestions for places for them to eat, she can always seem to find a problem with every single one of them.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9028889103099dc20cafa13e3e188793</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2022 13:39:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49150995/6014.mp3" length="3734188" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alexis is calling a blind date and while he has tons of suggestions for places for them to eat, she can always seem to find a problem with every single one of them.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alexis is calling a blind date and while he has tons of suggestions for places for them to eat, she can always seem to find a problem with every single one of them.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>234</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - March 22</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-march-22--49150996</link><description><![CDATA[You can disagree on Politics, Religion and more importantly..... whether or not JASON DERULO says his name enough on Tik Tok... <br /><br />But there's one thing we can ALL AGREE ON... 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Is it... Crispy Meal, Meat Cavern, Light Lunch? <br /><br />================<br /><br />Finally Jeff... <br /><br />The world's most expensive Taco cost a whopping $25,000 dollars. Some of the ingredients included: Kobe Beef, Beluga Caviar and Black Truffles... but they also went ALL OUT with the Taco Shell... Tell me what made the shell so unique?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e671554c02e1dc6362202493b451f80a</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2022 13:30:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49150996/6013.mp3" length="7701456" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You can disagree on Politics, Religion and more importantly..... whether or not JASON DERULO says his name enough on Tik Tok... 

But there's one thing we can ALL AGREE ON... Tacos are Amazing. 

And because we recently celebrated National Crunchy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You can disagree on Politics, Religion and more importantly..... whether or not JASON DERULO says his name enough on Tik Tok... <br /><br />But there's one thing we can ALL AGREE ON... Tacos are Amazing. <br /><br />And because we recently celebrated National Crunchy Taco day, we're going to a "One & Done Shock" for all the Taco-Lovers of the World <br /><br />According to National Taco Day dot com... People in North America eat BILLIONS of tacos every year. 6 Billion to be Exact. <br /><br />In fact over half of the US population visits a Taco Bell once every 11 days. <br /><br />And speaking of Taco Bell the chain actually started in 1954... but they were selling something different instead. What food was it?... Alexis that's your Question. <br /><br />====================<br /><br />Brooke you're up:<br /><br />For most people ANY TIME of the day is the right time to eat Tacos. But according to Mexican tradition, tell me what Type of Taco should be eaten at Lunch Time?<br /><br />=====================<br /><br />Jose... it's time to put your use of the Spanish Language to the Test... <br /><br />Roughly Translated: what does the word TACO mean in Spanish? Is it... Crispy Meal, Meat Cavern, Light Lunch? <br /><br />================<br /><br />Finally Jeff... <br /><br />The world's most expensive Taco cost a whopping $25,000 dollars. Some of the ingredients included: Kobe Beef, Beluga Caviar and Black Truffles... but they also went ALL OUT with the Taco Shell... Tell me what made the shell so unique?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>482</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Loser Line - March 21</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/loser-line-march-21--49138186</link><description><![CDATA[Don't give that creep on that app your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! To get the LOSER LINE phone number text "LOSER" to 78592. Message and data rates may apply. 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T's&C's and privacy policy available here or here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>399</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/721940f4fb25e28878c54c47a9ed3d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>You're Right I Should Quit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-re-right-i-should-quit--49138187</link><description><![CDATA[Jose is portraying an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cf3a1afa7e110e461a184438d0bf5d3f</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:15:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49138187/6011.mp3" length="4331452" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jose is portraying an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jose is portraying an IT specialist who is on his last straw before finally quitting and he’s just begging for today’s Phone Tap victim to give him a good reason.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>271</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Spencer and Robin (It's No Picnic)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/spencer-and-robin-it-s-no-picnic--49138192</link><description><![CDATA[One of our listeners forgot one IMPORTANT thing and it ruined his entire picnic date. After that awkwardness he’s calling us for some help grabbing him a Second Date!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7d5ac68b98663a905d529c11812de960</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2022 16:14:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49138192/6010.mp3" length="14881159" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One of our listeners forgot one IMPORTANT thing and it ruined his entire picnic date. After that awkwardness he’s calling us for some help grabbing him a Second Date!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One of our listeners forgot one IMPORTANT thing and it ruined his entire picnic date. After that awkwardness he’s calling us for some help grabbing him a Second Date!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>931</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/12897c21a6f6b910bbdd0e8cada677a4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bag Boy Boobies</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bag-boy-boobies--49135624</link><description><![CDATA[If there’s one lesson to take from today’s Phone Tap it’s this: beware of any scandalous photos on your phone’s camera roll and protect them at all costs…]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">250a0a3303b860348a76dfe23e342b4b</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2022 13:35:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49135624/6009.mp3" length="4469796" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If there’s one lesson to take from today’s Phone Tap it’s this: beware of any scandalous photos on your phone’s camera roll and protect them at all costs…</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If there’s one lesson to take from today’s Phone Tap it’s this: beware of any scandalous photos on your phone’s camera roll and protect them at all costs…]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>280</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/2789630a53c3f97a89c432dc43244949.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Shock Collar Question - March 21</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/shock-collar-question-march-21--49135470</link><description><![CDATA[Brooke and Jeffrey<br />Shock Collar Question - March 21<br />By Brooke and Jeffrey<br />Mar 21, 2022<br />line of different coloured alcohol cocktails on a open-air party<br />Photo: Getty Images<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I hope you’re not still hungover from St. Paddy’s Day weekend because we’re doing a HAIR OF THE DOG ONE AND DONE Shock… <br /><br />Each of you will be asked a question about alcohol........ and if you get it right your drinks are on the house… but if you get it wrong you’ll have to buttchug a 2010 Formula Four Loko, or you can opt to be zapped by a dog shock collar while singing a song that our listeners text in to 78592.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Alexis… since you've been drinking with your Mom since you were nine, this should be pretty easy for you. Here is your question: Your favorite drink is white claw which is a flavored seltzer. In fact, Seltzer which is carbonated water was created many years ago in a town called Selters. Tell me which European country Selters is located?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Brooke… you're a wine lover.... maybe some would even say a wine abuser. (I would never say that) but today you're question is about wine. Tell me (in order) the top 3 wine producing countries in the world and hint: the U.S. is number four. <br /><br /> <br /><br />Jose… Beer is the most popular alcoholic drink in the world. You need to tell me the top 3 beer producing countries in the world. (in no particular order) and hint: Russia is 4th.<br /><br />Jeffrey… we all know you're fond of male singers, but did you know fellow crooner Frank Sinatra was actually buried with a bottle of alcohol. Was it a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of gin or a bottle of whiskey?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a8a96176b7bef2b77875612bd3f56ebf</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2022 13:33:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49135470/6008.mp3" length="8123177" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Brooke and Jeffrey
Shock Collar Question - March 21
By Brooke and Jeffrey
Mar 21, 2022
line of different coloured alcohol cocktails on a open-air party
Photo: Getty Images






I hope you’re not still hungover from St. Paddy’s Day weekend because...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Brooke and Jeffrey<br />Shock Collar Question - March 21<br />By Brooke and Jeffrey<br />Mar 21, 2022<br />line of different coloured alcohol cocktails on a open-air party<br />Photo: Getty Images<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I hope you’re not still hungover from St. Paddy’s Day weekend because we’re doing a HAIR OF THE DOG ONE AND DONE Shock… <br /><br />Each of you will be asked a question about alcohol........ and if you get it right your drinks are on the house… but if you get it wrong you’ll have to buttchug a 2010 Formula Four Loko, or you can opt to be zapped by a dog shock collar while singing a song that our listeners text in to 78592.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Alexis… since you've been drinking with your Mom since you were nine, this should be pretty easy for you. Here is your question: Your favorite drink is white claw which is a flavored seltzer. In fact, Seltzer which is carbonated water was created many years ago in a town called Selters. Tell me which European country Selters is located?<br /><br /> <br /><br />Brooke… you're a wine lover.... maybe some would even say a wine abuser. (I would never say that) but today you're question is about wine. Tell me (in order) the top 3 wine producing countries in the world and hint: the U.S. is number four. <br /><br /> <br /><br />Jose… Beer is the most popular alcoholic drink in the world. You need to tell me the top 3 beer producing countries in the world. (in no particular order) and hint: Russia is 4th.<br /><br />Jeffrey… we all know you're fond of male singers, but did you know fellow crooner Frank Sinatra was actually buried with a bottle of alcohol. Was it a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of gin or a bottle of whiskey?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>508</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/50b7bf41612151ee41cbe666c3d991df.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Whatcha Doin' At St. Patrick's Day? - March 18</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/whatcha-doin-at-st-patrick-s-day-march-18--49107448</link><description><![CDATA[We sent Jose and Alexis out on the town to ask people a simple question: Whatcha Doin' At St. Patrick's Day?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">936ea0c5a6b78b07c73e4b2f7306f903</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2022 16:17:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49107448/6007.mp3" length="6130348" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We sent Jose and Alexis out on the town to ask people a simple question: Whatcha Doin' At St. Patrick's Day?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We sent Jose and Alexis out on the town to ask people a simple question: Whatcha Doin' At St. Patrick's Day?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>384</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/38df03316805dbc4d11a867bef5a66bd.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Skete Dave (Glass Animals Parody) | Young Jeffrey's Song of the Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/skete-dave-glass-animals-parody-young-jeffrey-s-song-of-the-week--49107454</link><description><![CDATA[Hey, Kanye! Leave Kim and Pete alone!<br /><br />Instead of Glass Animals' "Heat Waves" it's Young Jeffrey's "Skete Dave."]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0d059c85c9c1b76ee0c05be89583dd01</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2022 16:16:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49107454/6006.mp3" length="6410799" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey, Kanye! Leave Kim and Pete alone!

Instead of Glass Animals' "Heat Waves" it's Young Jeffrey's "Skete Dave."</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey, Kanye! Leave Kim and Pete alone!<br /><br />Instead of Glass Animals' "Heat Waves" it's Young Jeffrey's "Skete Dave."]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>401</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8c71527eb083aaa5aa6b7b1a25ad7b75.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laser Stories - March 18</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laser-stories-march-18--49107446</link><description><![CDATA[Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of LASERS added in. Does it make sense? 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No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories!"]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>431</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4726a5aaa3e2bafc9278523c84c359d1.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Julie and Dennis (Build-A-Burn)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/julie-and-dennis-build-a-burn--49107449</link><description><![CDATA[After their date ended with a romantic kiss, Dennis vanished off of social media completely. 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(And we could choose the same one more than once so be on your toes) <br /><br />Starting with ALEXIS. originally I was going to just ask you to read the words on the sheet of paper in front of you - but Producer Boyd said you might have a hard time sounding out the word "Aluminum"... so we're going with a different question....<br /><br />Approximately 100 Billion of these are produced each year in North America alone. And if you can recycle ONE TON of it, that would save 46 GALLONS of Oil each time. What is it? <br /><br />Brooke, You're Next. <br /><br />The average person has the opportunity to recycle more than 25,000 of this item in their lifetime. And normally, less than a quarter of that actually gets recycled. What is it? <br /><br />Jose, you're up. <br /><br />28 BILLION of these go into Land-Fills every year, instead of recycling centers (which they SHOULD be). That's enough to fill 2 Empire State Buildings every 3 weeks.... What is it? <br /><br />On to you, Jeff<br /><br />Two a half million of these are thrown away every hour in North America... And unfortunately only 23% of these are recycled. Which means we all could do a MUCH better job. What is it?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c8c2aab9233f65aac9ed6636672e3b10</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2022 13:23:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49104682/6001.mp3" length="7774181" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Alpha Media</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Each of you has a sheet of paper in front of you that has 5 words on it. Cardboard... Plastic... Glass... Paper... and Aluminum. 

We're gonna go around the room... I'll tell you a FACT... you have to tell me, which one of those materials I'm talking...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Each of you has a sheet of paper in front of you that has 5 words on it. Cardboard... Plastic... Glass... Paper... and Aluminum. <br /><br />We're gonna go around the room... I'll tell you a FACT... you have to tell me, which one of those materials I'm talking about. (And we could choose the same one more than once so be on your toes) <br /><br />Starting with ALEXIS. originally I was going to just ask you to read the words on the sheet of paper in front of you - but Producer Boyd said you might have a hard time sounding out the word "Aluminum"... so we're going with a different question....<br /><br />Approximately 100 Billion of these are produced each year in North America alone. And if you can recycle ONE TON of it, that would save 46 GALLONS of Oil each time. What is it? <br /><br />Brooke, You're Next. <br /><br />The average person has the opportunity to recycle more than 25,000 of this item in their lifetime. And normally, less than a quarter of that actually gets recycled. What is it? <br /><br />Jose, you're up. <br /><br />28 BILLION of these go into Land-Fills every year, instead of recycling centers (which they SHOULD be). That's enough to fill 2 Empire State Buildings every 3 weeks.... What is it? <br /><br />On to you, Jeff<br /><br />Two a half million of these are thrown away every hour in North America... And unfortunately only 23% of these are recycled. Which means we all could do a MUCH better job. 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