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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>When Scary Met Stabby</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/when-scary-met-stabby--5146274</link><description><![CDATA[Christopher G. Brown and Scott Kurland sit down once a week in October to discuss their favorite horror films, as well as some real life unexplained and spooky stories. Hilarity promptly ensues.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/5146274/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>TV &amp; Film</category><copyright>Copyright Zero Science</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg</url><title>When Scary Met Stabby</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/when-scary-met-stabby--5146274</link></image><lastBuildDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2026 04:05:34 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Zero Science</itunes:name><itunes:email>zerosciencenetwork@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Christopher G. Brown and Scott Kurland sit down once a week in October to discuss their favorite horror films, as well as some real life unexplained and spooky stories. Hilarity promptly ensues.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Christopher G. Brown and Scott Kurland sit down once a week in October to discuss their favorite horror films, as well as some real life unexplained and spooky stories. Hilarity promptly ensues.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"/><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><podcast:guid>75e87e51-6be4-5e01-89e5-c2a693a00e3f</podcast:guid><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>The Lost Boys (1987)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-lost-boys-1987--76037906</link><description><![CDATA[The boys round out another season with returning guest/friend of the show Jonathan Kesselman (<a href="https://incontinent.show/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Incontinent</a>, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317640/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The Hebrew Hammer</a>) joins to discuss the 1987 classic The Lost Boys, and together discussions are had. What kind of discussions? Well, there's definitely talk of the sax man. You can't talk about the Lost Boys without talking about the sax man. They also get into the wild years after this film for the Frog Brothers (one disppeared and the other started dressing like Michael Jackson meets Kylo Ren), and later Scott tells a story about YOOOOOUR BOSTON BRUINS...I mean, Yor Forger.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/76037906</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2026 04:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/76037906/wsms_s06e05.mp3" length="93365056" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/efc7cdb2-14e6-4aed-9a59-ac5f0499d15b/efc7cdb2-14e6-4aed-9a59-ac5f0499d15b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/efc7cdb2-14e6-4aed-9a59-ac5f0499d15b/efc7cdb2-14e6-4aed-9a59-ac5f0499d15b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/efc7cdb2-14e6-4aed-9a59-ac5f0499d15b/efc7cdb2-14e6-4aed-9a59-ac5f0499d15b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The boys round out another season with returning guest/friend of the show Jonathan Kesselman (https://incontinent.show/, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317640/) joins to discuss the 1987 classic The Lost Boys, and together discussions are had. What...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The boys round out another season with returning guest/friend of the show Jonathan Kesselman (<a href="https://incontinent.show/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Incontinent</a>, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317640/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The Hebrew Hammer</a>) joins to discuss the 1987 classic The Lost Boys, and together discussions are had. What kind of discussions? Well, there's definitely talk of the sax man. You can't talk about the Lost Boys without talking about the sax man. They also get into the wild years after this film for the Frog Brothers (one disppeared and the other started dressing like Michael Jackson meets Kylo Ren), and later Scott tells a story about YOOOOOUR BOSTON BRUINS...I mean, Yor Forger.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4669</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tucker &amp; Dale vs. Evil (2010) (Featuring Abram Taber)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tucker-dale-vs-evil-2010-featuring-abram-taber--75864437</link><description><![CDATA[The boys are back for more Yuks and YUCKS as they discuss 201's Tucker &amp; Dale vs. Evil with first time guest <a href="https://reallybadreverb.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Abram Taber</a>. When not busy with that line of conversation, the topic shifts from outdated Halloween costumes to a new Christmas card idea for CB. Later, Scott tells us the "true" story of a hiking ghost that haunts Appalachia. That is, if the ghost is actually dead. It gets weird. Enjoy!<br /><br />Abe:<br /><a href="https://quietabandon.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Quiet Abandon</a><br /><br />Scott:<br /><a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/no-stalgia--7331707" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">No!...Stalgia</a><br /><br />CB:<br /><a href="https://staticlow.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Static Low</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75864437</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2026 04:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/75864437/wsms_s06e04_tucker.mp3" length="69445216" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5940b23-77ce-412a-9275-540c2dad173f/d5940b23-77ce-412a-9275-540c2dad173f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5940b23-77ce-412a-9275-540c2dad173f/d5940b23-77ce-412a-9275-540c2dad173f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5940b23-77ce-412a-9275-540c2dad173f/d5940b23-77ce-412a-9275-540c2dad173f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The boys are back for more Yuks and YUCKS as they discuss 201's Tucker &amp;amp; Dale vs. Evil with first time guest https://reallybadreverb.com/. When not busy with that line of conversation, the topic shifts from outdated Halloween costumes to a new...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The boys are back for more Yuks and YUCKS as they discuss 201's Tucker &amp; Dale vs. Evil with first time guest <a href="https://reallybadreverb.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Abram Taber</a>. When not busy with that line of conversation, the topic shifts from outdated Halloween costumes to a new Christmas card idea for CB. Later, Scott tells us the "true" story of a hiking ghost that haunts Appalachia. That is, if the ghost is actually dead. It gets weird. Enjoy!<br /><br />Abe:<br /><a href="https://quietabandon.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Quiet Abandon</a><br /><br />Scott:<br /><a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/no-stalgia--7331707" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">No!...Stalgia</a><br /><br />CB:<br /><a href="https://staticlow.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Static Low</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3473</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bowden,labine,mmpr,tudyk</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>8</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lisa Frankenstein (2024) (Featuring Ally McGillicuddy)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lisa-frankenstein-2024-featuring-ally-mcgillicuddy--75791463</link><description><![CDATA[The boys are joined this week by makeup and SFX artist Ally McGillicuddy (Last Chance Motel, Bad Karaoke, many, many others) to discuss the delightfully twisted 2024 film Lisa Frankenstein. Together, they discuss the insane characters of this film besides Lisa (not Sherry), the beauty of finding asbestos in a high school when you're going there (wooo! unplanned vacation!), and while unspoken, all probably hope for an uncut version of this film.<br /><br />Later, Scott talks about a guy who was probably a little too into electricity. It was the 19th century, though, so there wasn't much else going on at the time.<br /><br />Note: Due to some audio issues that were absolutely not CB's fault, the first chunk of the episode relies on Zoom audio. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75791463</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2026 04:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/75791463/wsms_s06e03_lisa_frankenstein.mp3" length="85165216" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2004277-c38b-4f51-91ef-b6830997706d/b2004277-c38b-4f51-91ef-b6830997706d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2004277-c38b-4f51-91ef-b6830997706d/b2004277-c38b-4f51-91ef-b6830997706d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b2004277-c38b-4f51-91ef-b6830997706d/b2004277-c38b-4f51-91ef-b6830997706d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The boys are joined this week by makeup and SFX artist Ally McGillicuddy (Last Chance Motel, Bad Karaoke, many, many others) to discuss the delightfully twisted 2024 film Lisa Frankenstein. Together, they discuss the insane characters of this film...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The boys are joined this week by makeup and SFX artist Ally McGillicuddy (Last Chance Motel, Bad Karaoke, many, many others) to discuss the delightfully twisted 2024 film Lisa Frankenstein. Together, they discuss the insane characters of this film besides Lisa (not Sherry), the beauty of finding asbestos in a high school when you're going there (wooo! unplanned vacation!), and while unspoken, all probably hope for an uncut version of this film.<br /><br />Later, Scott talks about a guy who was probably a little too into electricity. It was the 19th century, though, so there wasn't much else going on at the time.<br /><br />Note: Due to some audio issues that were absolutely not CB's fault, the first chunk of the episode relies on Zoom audio. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4259</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cole,kathryn,newton,sprouse,taffy,williams,zelda</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Slither (2006) (Featuring Johnny Jimenez)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/slither-2006-featuring-johnny-jimenez--75601826</link><description><![CDATA[This week the lads are joined by first time guest Johnny Jimenez (<a href="https://www.instagram.com/knockovercity/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Knock Over City</a>, <a href="https://bff.fm/shows/we-let-the-hats-decide" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">We Let The Hats Decide</a>) to discuss James Gunn's directorial debut, "Slither". It's a good old fashioned gross out comedy that takes place in a really dumb town that happens to be fictional so no one gets too offended, but also in the south so some people can get a little offended.<br /><br />Extensive discussions about Michael Rooker on and off screen, human/alien abominations, and even the mid-aughts television show "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBaVwwuErmU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Look Around You</a>." We are unafraid to turn over any stone in our quest for the truth. Or whatever it is we're trying to do here.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75601826</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2026 04:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/75601826/wsms_s06e02.mp3" length="84165376" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9b8f83a3-24cd-4841-b0f8-ee5ea54f4b4f/9b8f83a3-24cd-4841-b0f8-ee5ea54f4b4f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9b8f83a3-24cd-4841-b0f8-ee5ea54f4b4f/9b8f83a3-24cd-4841-b0f8-ee5ea54f4b4f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9b8f83a3-24cd-4841-b0f8-ee5ea54f4b4f/9b8f83a3-24cd-4841-b0f8-ee5ea54f4b4f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week the lads are joined by first time guest Johnny Jimenez (https://www.instagram.com/knockovercity/, https://bff.fm/shows/we-let-the-hats-decide) to discuss James Gunn's directorial debut, "Slither". It's a good old fashioned gross out comedy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week the lads are joined by first time guest Johnny Jimenez (<a href="https://www.instagram.com/knockovercity/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Knock Over City</a>, <a href="https://bff.fm/shows/we-let-the-hats-decide" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">We Let The Hats Decide</a>) to discuss James Gunn's directorial debut, "Slither". It's a good old fashioned gross out comedy that takes place in a really dumb town that happens to be fictional so no one gets too offended, but also in the south so some people can get a little offended.<br /><br />Extensive discussions about Michael Rooker on and off screen, human/alien abominations, and even the mid-aughts television show "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBaVwwuErmU" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Look Around You</a>." We are unafraid to turn over any stone in our quest for the truth. Or whatever it is we're trying to do here.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4209</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aliens,meteor,rooker,slime</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Werewolves Within (2021) (Featuring Jon Reilly)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/werewolves-within-2021-featuring-jon-reilly--75413573</link><description><![CDATA[We're back for another round of horror movies with the odd anecdote or seven for our sixth season, which we have dubbed Yuks and YUCKS. That's right, it's horror comedy time, bay-beee!<br /><br />For the first episode of the season, we are joined again by friend of the pod Jon Reilly of <a href="https://linktr.ee/Butasongpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Life's But a Song</a> podcast, as well as <a href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/nostalgia/7268733" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">No! Stalgia</a> featruing our own Scott Kurland. Things are getting as intertwined as some of the gore and viscera we'll be covering throughout this season. But for now: werewolves, Michaela Watkins, Sam Richardson, and Harvey Guillén all being amazing, and Scott relays a story of a stinky beast that may or may not inhabit southern Wisconsin. And no, we're not talking about a nightmarish Culver's mascot.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/75413573</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2026 04:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/75413573/wsms_s06e01.mp3" length="104725216" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bdfdd01e-e526-4584-b4b3-471ee4c16817/bdfdd01e-e526-4584-b4b3-471ee4c16817.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bdfdd01e-e526-4584-b4b3-471ee4c16817/bdfdd01e-e526-4584-b4b3-471ee4c16817.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bdfdd01e-e526-4584-b4b3-471ee4c16817/bdfdd01e-e526-4584-b4b3-471ee4c16817.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back for another round of horror movies with the odd anecdote or seven for our sixth season, which we have dubbed Yuks and YUCKS. That's right, it's horror comedy time, bay-beee!

For the first episode of the season, we are joined again by...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back for another round of horror movies with the odd anecdote or seven for our sixth season, which we have dubbed Yuks and YUCKS. That's right, it's horror comedy time, bay-beee!<br /><br />For the first episode of the season, we are joined again by friend of the pod Jon Reilly of <a href="https://linktr.ee/Butasongpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Life's But a Song</a> podcast, as well as <a href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/nostalgia/7268733" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">No! Stalgia</a> featruing our own Scott Kurland. Things are getting as intertwined as some of the gore and viscera we'll be covering throughout this season. But for now: werewolves, Michaela Watkins, Sam Richardson, and Harvey Guillén all being amazing, and Scott relays a story of a stinky beast that may or may not inhabit southern Wisconsin. And no, we're not talking about a nightmarish Culver's mascot.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5237</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bray,josh,road,ruben,vayntrub,werewolf,werewolves</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Death Becomes Her (1992) (Featuring Hayleigh Kurland and Danielle Brown)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/death-becomes-her-1992-featuring-hayleigh-kurland-and-danielle-brown--68318367</link><description><![CDATA[As we crawl across the finish line of Schlocktobermess, Christopher and Scott are joined by Danielle Brown and Hayleigh Kurland to discuss 1992's delightfully gross romp "Death Becomes Her". Discussions are had about more juvenile employees in the work force, why Bruce Willis was uniquely perfect for this role, and some likes it hot. Scott then regales all with a story of a haunted hotel in Los Angeles (not that one) (no, not that one, either).]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68318367</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2025 04:05:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68318367/wsms_s05e05_death_becomes_her.mp3" length="92165056" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/40bfe8f1-b1e7-4b97-8a4f-20f87347b45b/40bfe8f1-b1e7-4b97-8a4f-20f87347b45b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/40bfe8f1-b1e7-4b97-8a4f-20f87347b45b/40bfe8f1-b1e7-4b97-8a4f-20f87347b45b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/40bfe8f1-b1e7-4b97-8a4f-20f87347b45b/40bfe8f1-b1e7-4b97-8a4f-20f87347b45b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>As we crawl across the finish line of Schlocktobermess, Christopher and Scott are joined by Danielle Brown and Hayleigh Kurland to discuss 1992's delightfully gross romp "Death Becomes Her". Discussions are had about more juvenile employees in the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[As we crawl across the finish line of Schlocktobermess, Christopher and Scott are joined by Danielle Brown and Hayleigh Kurland to discuss 1992's delightfully gross romp "Death Becomes Her". Discussions are had about more juvenile employees in the work force, why Bruce Willis was uniquely perfect for this role, and some likes it hot. Scott then regales all with a story of a haunted hotel in Los Angeles (not that one) (no, not that one, either).]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4609</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>hawn,rossellini,streep,willis</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>5</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Frighteners (1996) (Featuring Jonathan Kesselman)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-frighteners-1996-featuring-jonathan-kesselman--68216109</link><description><![CDATA[Schlocktobermess rolls along as Christopher and Scott are once again joined by friend of the pod Jonathan Kesselman (Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero, The Hebrew Hammer) to discuss 1996's uneven but fun horror comedy romp The Frighteners. Christopher gets distracted with his true crime interest and the parallels between this film and a real life killer, Scott gives Clint Howard his knightly due, and Jonathan tries to convince them both to visit an allegedly haunted house in Central Massachusetts. All in all, another typical episode around these parts.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68216109</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2025 04:05:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68216109/wsms_frighteners_full_episode_1.mp3" length="110835007" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2b4dd226-8341-4102-8771-f853d056512f/2b4dd226-8341-4102-8771-f853d056512f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2b4dd226-8341-4102-8771-f853d056512f/2b4dd226-8341-4102-8771-f853d056512f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2b4dd226-8341-4102-8771-f853d056512f/2b4dd226-8341-4102-8771-f853d056512f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Schlocktobermess rolls along as Christopher and Scott are once again joined by friend of the pod Jonathan Kesselman (Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero, The Hebrew Hammer) to discuss 1996's uneven but fun horror comedy romp The Frighteners. Christopher...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Schlocktobermess rolls along as Christopher and Scott are once again joined by friend of the pod Jonathan Kesselman (Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero, The Hebrew Hammer) to discuss 1996's uneven but fun horror comedy romp The Frighteners. Christopher gets distracted with his true crime interest and the parallels between this film and a real life killer, Scott gives Clint Howard his knightly due, and Jonathan tries to convince them both to visit an allegedly haunted house in Central Massachusetts. All in all, another typical episode around these parts.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6928</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>fox,frighteners,j,jackson,lynskey,michael,new,peter,zealand</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971) (Featuring the Weirdo Wednesday Podcast hosts)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-abominable-dr-phibes-1971-featuring-the-weirdo-wednesday-podcast-hosts--67740572</link><description><![CDATA[Schlocktobermess rolls along! We're joined this week by fellow regional horror enthusiasts from the hosts of the <a href="https://weirdowednesdaypod.buzzsprout.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Weirdo Wednesday Podcast</a>, Rob, Bex, and Dan, as we dive into a very fun slice of 70s Vincent Price action. Come to hear us talk about a really fun horror comedy that's as fun to look at as it is to watch, and stay to hear us discuss such topics as new band names, the badassery that is Vulnavia, and perhaps maybe we even discover just who was phone!<br /><br />In the Massachusetts area? Check out <a href="https://www.cinemasalem.com/movie/weirdo-wednesdays" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Weirdo Wednesday</a> every week at <a href="https://www.cinemasalem.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Cinema Salem</a> at 7:30pm!<br /><br />Additionally, <a href="https://weirdowednesdaypod.buzzsprout.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">check listings for Freakout Fridays</a> at the Owl Theater in Lowell!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67740572</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2025 04:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67740572/wsms_s05e03_phibes.mp3" length="103205056" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07250ba6-0739-4279-99ce-b4159e0a21af/07250ba6-0739-4279-99ce-b4159e0a21af.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07250ba6-0739-4279-99ce-b4159e0a21af/07250ba6-0739-4279-99ce-b4159e0a21af.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07250ba6-0739-4279-99ce-b4159e0a21af/07250ba6-0739-4279-99ce-b4159e0a21af.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Schlocktobermess rolls along! We're joined this week by fellow regional horror enthusiasts from the hosts of the https://weirdowednesdaypod.buzzsprout.com/, Rob, Bex, and Dan, as we dive into a very fun slice of 70s Vincent Price action. Come to hear...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Schlocktobermess rolls along! We're joined this week by fellow regional horror enthusiasts from the hosts of the <a href="https://weirdowednesdaypod.buzzsprout.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Weirdo Wednesday Podcast</a>, Rob, Bex, and Dan, as we dive into a very fun slice of 70s Vincent Price action. Come to hear us talk about a really fun horror comedy that's as fun to look at as it is to watch, and stay to hear us discuss such topics as new band names, the badassery that is Vulnavia, and perhaps maybe we even discover just who was phone!<br /><br />In the Massachusetts area? Check out <a href="https://www.cinemasalem.com/movie/weirdo-wednesdays" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Weirdo Wednesday</a> every week at <a href="https://www.cinemasalem.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Cinema Salem</a> at 7:30pm!<br /><br />Additionally, <a href="https://weirdowednesdaypod.buzzsprout.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">check listings for Freakout Fridays</a> at the Owl Theater in Lowell!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5161</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lem,luna,owl,phibes,price,salem,trout,vesalius,vincent,vulnavia,wednesday,weirdo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>5</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Re-Animator (1985) (Featuring Allison White and Jarrod Staples)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/re-animator-1985-featuring-allison-white-and-jarrod-staples--67546655</link><description><![CDATA[Schlocktoberfest rolls along as Christopher and Scott are joined by Allison White (<a href="https://www.instagram.com/garbagedayhorror/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Garbage Day Horror</a>) and Jarrod Staples (<a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/world-of-commotion--4328944" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">World of Commotion</a>) to discuss 1985's "Lovecraft-based" "classic", Re-Animator. Come for the schlock, and stay for the talk of refrigerator pigs, what lobotomies actually do (hint: it's mind control), and perhaps the youngest KFC/Taco Bell employee on the eastern seaboard. <br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67546655</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2025 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67546655/wsms_s05e02_reanimator.mp3" length="93285376" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/03154fc8-c037-4436-9808-17e75c6ece31/03154fc8-c037-4436-9808-17e75c6ece31.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/03154fc8-c037-4436-9808-17e75c6ece31/03154fc8-c037-4436-9808-17e75c6ece31.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/03154fc8-c037-4436-9808-17e75c6ece31/03154fc8-c037-4436-9808-17e75c6ece31.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Schlocktoberfest rolls along as Christopher and Scott are joined by Allison White (https://www.instagram.com/garbagedayhorror/) and Jarrod Staples (https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/world-of-commotion--4328944) to discuss 1985's "Lovecraft-based"...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Schlocktoberfest rolls along as Christopher and Scott are joined by Allison White (<a href="https://www.instagram.com/garbagedayhorror/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Garbage Day Horror</a>) and Jarrod Staples (<a href="https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/world-of-commotion--4328944" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">World of Commotion</a>) to discuss 1985's "Lovecraft-based" "classic", Re-Animator. Come for the schlock, and stay for the talk of refrigerator pigs, what lobotomies actually do (hint: it's mind control), and perhaps the youngest KFC/Taco Bell employee on the eastern seaboard. <br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4665</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abbott,combs,crampton,herbert,west</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>5</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Monkey (2025) (Featuring Jon Reilly)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-monkey-2025-featuring-jon-reilly--67103229</link><description><![CDATA[We're back in action for our fifth season, subtitled Schlocktoberfest. Each week we'll report on the blood splattering and the guts spilling, beginning with this year's own "The Monkey". Written and directed by Oz Perkins and released after his (inexplicable to us) victory lap after the strange amount of acclaim achieved by "Longlegs", "The Monkey" regardless cements his reputation as a horror creator who can make bank. We're joined by Jon Reilly of <a href="https://linktr.ee/Butasongpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Life's But a Song</a> podcast as we parse this aggressive horror comedy and discuss the weirdoes of Maine and customer service at Friendly's restaurants.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67103229</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2025 04:05:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67103229/wsms_s05e01.mp3" length="121479616" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/697df705-ebb1-4241-b4ed-e7c018d5746b/697df705-ebb1-4241-b4ed-e7c018d5746b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/697df705-ebb1-4241-b4ed-e7c018d5746b/697df705-ebb1-4241-b4ed-e7c018d5746b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/697df705-ebb1-4241-b4ed-e7c018d5746b/697df705-ebb1-4241-b4ed-e7c018d5746b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back in action for our fifth season, subtitled Schlocktoberfest. Each week we'll report on the blood splattering and the guts spilling, beginning with this year's own "The Monkey". Written and directed by Oz Perkins and released after his...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back in action for our fifth season, subtitled Schlocktoberfest. Each week we'll report on the blood splattering and the guts spilling, beginning with this year's own "The Monkey". Written and directed by Oz Perkins and released after his (inexplicable to us) victory lap after the strange amount of acclaim achieved by "Longlegs", "The Monkey" regardless cements his reputation as a horror creator who can make bank. We're joined by Jon Reilly of <a href="https://linktr.ee/Butasongpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Life's But a Song</a> podcast as we parse this aggressive horror comedy and discuss the weirdoes of Maine and customer service at Friendly's restaurants.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6074</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chris,christopher,chud,king,oz,perkins,scott,stephen,tom</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>5</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Silence of the Lambs (1991) (Featruing Hayleigh Kurland)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/silence-of-the-lambs-1991-featruing-hayleigh-kurland--62545513</link><description><![CDATA[As we wrap up our Killer Month, Scott and Christopher discuss The Silence of the Lambs with returning guest Hayleigh Kurland. Amongst the discussion some hard hitting topics come about, such as the hygiene process of an imprisoned Hannibal Lecter, sneaking one's way into employment at Quantico (please do not do this), and Something of a Ghostly Nature™. Thanks for coming with us on another ride around the horror circuit and we'll see you next year for [THEME REDACTED]!!<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62545513</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2024 04:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62545513/wsms_s04e05.mp3" length="80205376" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8105e3bd-feb2-4bd2-a3c6-f65650c662fb/8105e3bd-feb2-4bd2-a3c6-f65650c662fb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8105e3bd-feb2-4bd2-a3c6-f65650c662fb/8105e3bd-feb2-4bd2-a3c6-f65650c662fb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8105e3bd-feb2-4bd2-a3c6-f65650c662fb/8105e3bd-feb2-4bd2-a3c6-f65650c662fb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>As we wrap up our Killer Month, Scott and Christopher discuss The Silence of the Lambs with returning guest Hayleigh Kurland. Amongst the discussion some hard hitting topics come about, such as the hygiene process of an imprisoned Hannibal Lecter,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[As we wrap up our Killer Month, Scott and Christopher discuss The Silence of the Lambs with returning guest Hayleigh Kurland. Amongst the discussion some hard hitting topics come about, such as the hygiene process of an imprisoned Hannibal Lecter, sneaking one's way into employment at Quantico (please do not do this), and Something of a Ghostly Nature™. Thanks for coming with us on another ride around the horror circuit and we'll see you next year for [THEME REDACTED]!!<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4011</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>clarice,foster,hopkins,lecter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Se7en (1995) (Featuring Jonathan Kesselman)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/se7en-1995-featuring-jonathan-kesselman--62443437</link><description><![CDATA[This is a bit of a chaotic episode as Christopher missed the memo on the recording time, and was late to the party and not prepared with notes. Scott heroically rose to the challenge and led the charge and guided his tardy co-host as well as returning guest Jonathan Kesselman (Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero, The Hebrew Hammer) through a discussion of 1995's classic, Se7en. Also on the table were talks about the gritty life of a grocery store detective, Gwyneth Paltrow's involvement in a "Dungeons &amp; Dragons is going to kill you" TV movie, and Jonathan even invited a fourth guest: ChatGPT. Strap in.<br /><br /><br />'Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.” I agree with the second part.']]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62443437</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Oct 2024 04:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62443437/wsms_s04e04.mp3" length="78165376" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/11ac56c0-7879-423c-baa5-16b53ff3eb8d/11ac56c0-7879-423c-baa5-16b53ff3eb8d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/11ac56c0-7879-423c-baa5-16b53ff3eb8d/11ac56c0-7879-423c-baa5-16b53ff3eb8d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/11ac56c0-7879-423c-baa5-16b53ff3eb8d/11ac56c0-7879-423c-baa5-16b53ff3eb8d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is a bit of a chaotic episode as Christopher missed the memo on the recording time, and was late to the party and not prepared with notes. Scott heroically rose to the challenge and led the charge and guided his tardy co-host as well as returning...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is a bit of a chaotic episode as Christopher missed the memo on the recording time, and was late to the party and not prepared with notes. Scott heroically rose to the challenge and led the charge and guided his tardy co-host as well as returning guest Jonathan Kesselman (Jimmy Vestvood: Amerikan Hero, The Hebrew Hammer) through a discussion of 1995's classic, Se7en. Also on the table were talks about the gritty life of a grocery store detective, Gwyneth Paltrow's involvement in a "Dungeons &amp; Dragons is going to kill you" TV movie, and Jonathan even invited a fourth guest: ChatGPT. Strap in.<br /><br /><br />'Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.” I agree with the second part.']]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3909</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chatgpt,foodmaster,johnny's</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1976) (Featuring Allison White)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-town-that-dreaded-sundown-1976-featuring-allison-white--62334711</link><description><![CDATA[Continuing on with It's a Killer Month™, Christopher and Scott welcome Allison White (@<a href="https://www.instagram.com/allisonwhtartist" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">allisonwhtartist</a> and @<a href="https://www.instagram.com/garbagedayhorror/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">garbagedayhorror</a>) to discuss the 1976 film The Town that Dreaded Sundown. A more fitting name, perhaps, would be The Town that Dreaded Interesting Films, or The Town that Begat Officer Spark Plug. Lots of fun is had as we more or less tear this admittedly influential film apart and discuss things like drunk narrators, not understanding when too much comic relief is a bad thing, and mainly Spark Plug. We talk a lot about Spark Plug.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62334711</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Oct 2024 04:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62334711/wsmss04e03.mp3" length="98605216" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0aec12bb-2e8b-476f-8add-aad5d23c28e3/0aec12bb-2e8b-476f-8add-aad5d23c28e3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0aec12bb-2e8b-476f-8add-aad5d23c28e3/0aec12bb-2e8b-476f-8add-aad5d23c28e3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0aec12bb-2e8b-476f-8add-aad5d23c28e3/0aec12bb-2e8b-476f-8add-aad5d23c28e3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Continuing on with It's a Killer Month™, Christopher and Scott welcome Allison White (@https://www.instagram.com/allisonwhtartist and @https://www.instagram.com/garbagedayhorror/) to discuss the 1976 film The Town that Dreaded Sundown. A more fitting...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Continuing on with It's a Killer Month™, Christopher and Scott welcome Allison White (@<a href="https://www.instagram.com/allisonwhtartist" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">allisonwhtartist</a> and @<a href="https://www.instagram.com/garbagedayhorror/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">garbagedayhorror</a>) to discuss the 1976 film The Town that Dreaded Sundown. A more fitting name, perhaps, would be The Town that Dreaded Interesting Films, or The Town that Begat Officer Spark Plug. Lots of fun is had as we more or less tear this admittedly influential film apart and discuss things like drunk narrators, not understanding when too much comic relief is a bad thing, and mainly Spark Plug. We talk a lot about Spark Plug.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4931</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Zodiac (2007) (Featuring Maggie Noel)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/zodiac-2007-featuring-maggie-noel--61756794</link><description><![CDATA[As A Killer Month continues, the lads discuss 2007's Zodiac with Maggie Noel (<a href="https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/rock-candy-podcast-616996" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Rock Candy</a> podcast). Along the way, Maggie discusses the concept of BP/AP eras of time, Christopher gets grumpy when films present fiction as truth, and Scott may or may not know when Draculas are involved in legally binding documents. In othe words, we're up to our ol' thing again.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61756794</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2024 04:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61756794/wsms_s04e02.mp3" length="100329856" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72b845ca-3b4f-4d42-8dcb-2a0e5b801478/72b845ca-3b4f-4d42-8dcb-2a0e5b801478.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72b845ca-3b4f-4d42-8dcb-2a0e5b801478/72b845ca-3b4f-4d42-8dcb-2a0e5b801478.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/72b845ca-3b4f-4d42-8dcb-2a0e5b801478/72b845ca-3b4f-4d42-8dcb-2a0e5b801478.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>As A Killer Month continues, the lads discuss 2007's Zodiac with Maggie Noel (https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/rock-candy-podcast-616996 podcast). Along the way, Maggie discusses the concept of BP/AP eras of time, Christopher gets grumpy when films...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[As A Killer Month continues, the lads discuss 2007's Zodiac with Maggie Noel (<a href="https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/rock-candy-podcast-616996" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Rock Candy</a> podcast). Along the way, Maggie discusses the concept of BP/AP eras of time, Christopher gets grumpy when films present fiction as truth, and Scott may or may not know when Draculas are involved in legally binding documents. In othe words, we're up to our ol' thing again.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5017</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>clencher,fincher,larry,oasis</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006) (Featuring Jim Schultz)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/behind-the-mask-the-rise-of-leslie-vernon-2006-featuring-jim-schultz--61474610</link><description><![CDATA[It's a Killer Month as we return for season four focused on serial killer films. Christopher wanted to call it Unsub Club but Scott didn't like that. We're again joined by Jim Schultz (https://magicthinkingape.bandcamp.com/) to discuss 2006's somewhat genre bending "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon", as well as Candid Farts™, Sylvester Stallone's turtles, and Jim's horrifying take on "Pure Imagination". Good times are had by all!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61474610</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Oct 2024 04:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61474610/wsms_s04e01.mp3" length="61725376" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1aa037ca-7a4c-4e8b-8733-5d18304fcd92/1aa037ca-7a4c-4e8b-8733-5d18304fcd92.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1aa037ca-7a4c-4e8b-8733-5d18304fcd92/1aa037ca-7a4c-4e8b-8733-5d18304fcd92.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1aa037ca-7a4c-4e8b-8733-5d18304fcd92/1aa037ca-7a4c-4e8b-8733-5d18304fcd92.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a Killer Month as we return for season four focused on serial killer films. Christopher wanted to call it Unsub Club but Scott didn't like that. We're again joined by Jim Schultz (https://magicthinkingape.bandcamp.com/) to discuss 2006's somewhat...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a Killer Month as we return for season four focused on serial killer films. Christopher wanted to call it Unsub Club but Scott didn't like that. We're again joined by Jim Schultz (https://magicthinkingape.bandcamp.com/) to discuss 2006's somewhat genre bending "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon", as well as Candid Farts™, Sylvester Stallone's turtles, and Jim's horrifying take on "Pure Imagination". Good times are had by all!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3087</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>englund,hodder,kane,robert,rubenstein,zelda</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>4</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Look Now (1973) (Featruing Hayleigh Kurland and Danielle Brown)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-look-now-1973-featruing-hayleigh-kurland-and-danielle-brown--57423945</link><description><![CDATA[For the final episode of Season Three, Christopher and Scott are joined by their spouses, Danielle and Hayleigh (respectively) to discuss the glacial slow burn that is Don't Look Now. While discussing the film, everyone notes Donald Sutherland's performance as a checked out family man, his strong dislike of blind psychics, and his fondness for working in the nude. And the sex scene. My God, the sex scene! MY EYES]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57423945</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Oct 2023 04:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57423945/wsms_0305.mp3" length="74085271" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/581125be-faab-4d98-8bb3-c2983db004d6/581125be-faab-4d98-8bb3-c2983db004d6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/581125be-faab-4d98-8bb3-c2983db004d6/581125be-faab-4d98-8bb3-c2983db004d6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/581125be-faab-4d98-8bb3-c2983db004d6/581125be-faab-4d98-8bb3-c2983db004d6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>For the final episode of Season Three, Christopher and Scott are joined by their spouses, Danielle and Hayleigh (respectively) to discuss the glacial slow burn that is Don't Look Now. While discussing the film, everyone notes Donald Sutherland's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[For the final episode of Season Three, Christopher and Scott are joined by their spouses, Danielle and Hayleigh (respectively) to discuss the glacial slow burn that is Don't Look Now. While discussing the film, everyone notes Donald Sutherland's performance as a checked out family man, his strong dislike of blind psychics, and his fondness for working in the nude. And the sex scene. My God, the sex scene! MY EYES]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3705</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cafe,christie,rainforest,red,sutherland,water</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Last Night in Soho (2021) (Featuring Jonathan Kesselman)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/last-night-in-soho-2021-featuring-jonathan-kesselman--57338160</link><description><![CDATA[Christopher n' Scott are joined by Jonathan Kesselman (<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317640/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The Hebrew Hammer</a>, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2335679/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_10_dr" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">On the Streets with Jonathan Kesselman</a>, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10189812/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_14_dr" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Gander</a>) to discuss 2021's "Last Night in Soho". Along the way, we discuss practical special effects versus CGI, potential time travelers, and we learn what to be on the look out for when in Panama City. Good times are had by all!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57338160</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2023 04:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57338160/wsms_0304.mp3" length="93485369" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/037e34c6-4f71-4fa3-95ef-e6339a0fecd2/037e34c6-4f71-4fa3-95ef-e6339a0fecd2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/037e34c6-4f71-4fa3-95ef-e6339a0fecd2/037e34c6-4f71-4fa3-95ef-e6339a0fecd2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/037e34c6-4f71-4fa3-95ef-e6339a0fecd2/037e34c6-4f71-4fa3-95ef-e6339a0fecd2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Christopher n' Scott are joined by Jonathan Kesselman (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317640/, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2335679/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_10_dr, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10189812/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_14_dr) to discuss 2021's "Last Night in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Christopher n' Scott are joined by Jonathan Kesselman (<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317640/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">The Hebrew Hammer</a>, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2335679/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_10_dr" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">On the Streets with Jonathan Kesselman</a>, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10189812/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_14_dr" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Gander</a>) to discuss 2021's "Last Night in Soho". Along the way, we discuss practical special effects versus CGI, potential time travelers, and we learn what to be on the look out for when in Panama City. Good times are had by all!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4675</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ellie,jack,jocasta,sandie,stamp,terence</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Only Lovers Left Alive (2013) (Featuring Lilz Martin)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/only-lovers-left-alive-2013-featuring-lilz-martin--57240746</link><description><![CDATA[On this definitely first recording and not second attempt, Christopher and Scott are joined by repeated guest Lilz Martin (<a href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/hell-is-a-musical" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Hell is a Musical</a>, <a href="https://djsawtooth.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Sawtooth</a>) discuss Jim Jarmusch's 2013 vampire slow burn, Only Lovers Left Alive. Topics of discussion include the perfect casting choices for this film as well as the problems of being an immortal party girl. Why are all vampires rich? Because they're given infinite wealth when they're turned, you dummy.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57240746</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2023 15:54:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57240746/when_scary_met_stabby_only_lovers_left_alive.mp3" length="147227346" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0727ead0-8a10-4a02-ac00-c22b40993615/0727ead0-8a10-4a02-ac00-c22b40993615.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0727ead0-8a10-4a02-ac00-c22b40993615/0727ead0-8a10-4a02-ac00-c22b40993615.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0727ead0-8a10-4a02-ac00-c22b40993615/0727ead0-8a10-4a02-ac00-c22b40993615.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this definitely first recording and not second attempt, Christopher and Scott are joined by repeated guest Lilz Martin (https://www.spreaker.com/show/hell-is-a-musical, https://djsawtooth.bandcamp.com/) discuss Jim Jarmusch's 2013 vampire slow...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this definitely first recording and not second attempt, Christopher and Scott are joined by repeated guest Lilz Martin (<a href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/hell-is-a-musical" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Hell is a Musical</a>, <a href="https://djsawtooth.bandcamp.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Sawtooth</a>) discuss Jim Jarmusch's 2013 vampire slow burn, Only Lovers Left Alive. Topics of discussion include the perfect casting choices for this film as well as the problems of being an immortal party girl. Why are all vampires rich? Because they're given infinite wealth when they're turned, you dummy.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6131</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>hiddleston,tilda,wealth,yelchin</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Shining (1980) (Featuring Colby Day)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-shining-1980-featuring-colby-day--57154905</link><description><![CDATA[We're back for episode two of the season to gush over 1980's masterpiece The Shining, and we're not alone! Colby Day (<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11097384/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Spaceman</a>, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6341826/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_lk" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">In The Blink of an Eye</a>, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6857220/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_lk" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Happy Vacation</a>) joins in as we nerd out over just how danged good this film is. We discuss the theories (ranging from plausible to full on conspiracy) that surround the film, Jack Torrance's contempt for his family from day one, and why Scott may have been a good Spanky.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57154905</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2023 17:48:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57154905/wsms_0302_the_shining.mp3" length="115245368" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back for episode two of the season to gush over 1980's masterpiece The Shining, and we're not alone! Colby Day (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11097384/, https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6341826/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_lk,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back for episode two of the season to gush over 1980's masterpiece The Shining, and we're not alone! Colby Day (<a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11097384/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Spaceman</a>, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6341826/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_lk" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">In The Blink of an Eye</a>, <a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6857220/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_lk" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Happy Vacation</a>) joins in as we nerd out over just how danged good this film is. We discuss the theories (ranging from plausible to full on conspiracy) that surround the film, Jack Torrance's contempt for his family from day one, and why Scott may have been a good Spanky.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5763</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>colby,crothers,duvall,kubrick,nicholson,shining,spanky</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Menu (2022) (Featuring Blake and Jessika of Nailed Podcast)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-menu-2022-featuring-blake-and-jessika-of-nailed-podcast--56859796</link><description><![CDATA[Hey li'l stabbers! We're back for our third season in which we're treating ourselves to the world of elevated horror. Beginning with our most recent film to date, 2022's "The Menu", Christopher and Scott are joined by Blake and Jessica of the <a href="https://linktr.ee/nailedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Nailed</a> podcast to discuss this violent class satire. Along the way we talk about cool deaths, how three of us (theoretically) loved "Renfield", and about just how much of a dick the character Tyler is in this film. Hopefully you'll want a burger as badly as we did at the end of recording.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56859796</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2023 04:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56859796/wsms_s03e01.mp3" length="99925597" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/095f4d81-9d5f-4d29-90ff-b1e2d4472f3e/095f4d81-9d5f-4d29-90ff-b1e2d4472f3e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/095f4d81-9d5f-4d29-90ff-b1e2d4472f3e/095f4d81-9d5f-4d29-90ff-b1e2d4472f3e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/095f4d81-9d5f-4d29-90ff-b1e2d4472f3e/095f4d81-9d5f-4d29-90ff-b1e2d4472f3e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey li'l stabbers! We're back for our third season in which we're treating ourselves to the world of elevated horror. Beginning with our most recent film to date, 2022's "The Menu", Christopher and Scott are joined by Blake and Jessica of the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey li'l stabbers! We're back for our third season in which we're treating ourselves to the world of elevated horror. Beginning with our most recent film to date, 2022's "The Menu", Christopher and Scott are joined by Blake and Jessica of the <a href="https://linktr.ee/nailedpod" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Nailed</a> podcast to discuss this violent class satire. Along the way we talk about cool deaths, how three of us (theoretically) loved "Renfield", and about just how much of a dick the character Tyler is in this film. Hopefully you'll want a burger as badly as we did at the end of recording.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4997</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blake,burger,fiennes,hoult,jessica,menu,mess,nailed,taylor-joy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>ParaNorman (2012) (Featuring Bill Oakley and Matt Keyser)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/paranorman-2012-featuring-bill-oakley-and-matt-keyser--51620896</link><description><![CDATA[As we wrap up our season of family-friendly horror films, Christopher and Scott are joined by Bill Oakley (Steamed Hams Society, Mission Hill, The Simpsons) and Matt Keyser (Clamshell Case Files, Blood Brothers) to discuss the 2012 gem that is ParaNorman. We discuss standard voice casting and stunt voice casting, the perks and problems of living in Salem, Massachusetts during Halloween season, and then Scott regales all with a tale of a dog that can see ghosts. Or can it? Tune in, and see you next year!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51620896</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2022 04:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51620896/wsms_s02e05.mp3" length="80605434" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>As we wrap up our season of family-friendly horror films, Christopher and Scott are joined by Bill Oakley (Steamed Hams Society, Mission Hill, The Simpsons) and Matt Keyser (Clamshell Case Files, Blood Brothers) to discuss the 2012 gem that is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[As we wrap up our season of family-friendly horror films, Christopher and Scott are joined by Bill Oakley (Steamed Hams Society, Mission Hill, The Simpsons) and Matt Keyser (Clamshell Case Files, Blood Brothers) to discuss the 2012 gem that is ParaNorman. We discuss standard voice casting and stunt voice casting, the perks and problems of living in Salem, Massachusetts during Halloween season, and then Scott regales all with a tale of a dog that can see ghosts. Or can it? Tune in, and see you next year!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4031</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alvin,courtney,ghosts,neil,norman,prenderghast,witch,witchcraft</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Addams Family Values (1993) (Featuring Danielle Brown)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-addams-family-values-1993-featuring-danielle-brown--51456357</link><description><![CDATA[Christopher n' Scott are joined by Danielle Brown this week as they discuss the classic horror comedy The Addams Family Values and talk about why it may be better than the original, how it's the perfect Summer/Halloween/Thanksgiving film, and dark fantasies Scott may or may not harbor over the cake scene. He says not, but Christopher is uncertain. Good times are had by all. Eat me!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51456357</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2022 04:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51456357/wsmss02e04.mp3" length="112205238" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Christopher n' Scott are joined by Danielle Brown this week as they discuss the classic horror comedy The Addams Family Values and talk about why it may be better than the original, how it's the perfect Summer/Halloween/Thanksgiving film, and dark...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Christopher n' Scott are joined by Danielle Brown this week as they discuss the classic horror comedy The Addams Family Values and talk about why it may be better than the original, how it's the perfect Summer/Halloween/Thanksgiving film, and dark fantasies Scott may or may not harbor over the cake scene. He says not, but Christopher is uncertain. Good times are had by all. Eat me!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5611</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ernest Scared Stupid (1991) (Featuring Kendra Beltran)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ernest-scared-stupid-1991-featuring-kendra-beltran--51325747</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Kendra Beltran of the Crushgasm podcast to discuss 1991's family comedy/horror vehicle Ernest Scared Stupid. Talking points include whether Ernest is magical or if he takes several hours to get points across, weird film logic/terrible 90s film parenting, and bad ideas for things to do with milk IRL. Later, Scott tells a story about a haunted doll. Guess which one! Nope, not that one! And not that one either! (Seriously, you're not going to guess this one.)<br /><br />Always remember: milk eradicates them...and it gets rid of them, too!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51325747</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Oct 2022 04:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51325747/wsmss02e03.mp3" length="120085336" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Kendra Beltran of the Crushgasm podcast to discuss 1991's family comedy/horror vehicle Ernest Scared Stupid. Talking points include whether Ernest is magical or if he takes several hours to get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Kendra Beltran of the Crushgasm podcast to discuss 1991's family comedy/horror vehicle Ernest Scared Stupid. Talking points include whether Ernest is magical or if he takes several hours to get points across, weird film logic/terrible 90s film parenting, and bad ideas for things to do with milk IRL. Later, Scott tells a story about a haunted doll. Guess which one! Nope, not that one! And not that one either! (Seriously, you're not going to guess this one.)<br /><br />Always remember: milk eradicates them...and it gets rid of them, too!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6005</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mr. Boogedy (1986) (Featuring Jonathan Sasor)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mr-boogedy-1986-featuring-jonathan-sasor--51312988</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Jonathan Sasor (Melt, Rampikes) to discuss the 1986 television special Mr. Boogedy. Originally a part of the Wonderful World of Disney lineup, this 45 minute feature is a "frightfest" for the whole family. Talking points include John Astin's puzzling willingness to appear in this film, how utterly impossible it would be to live with the protagonists, and just how insane this film suggests a midnight snack could be. Later, Scott shares the folklore of Baba Yaga.<br /><br />Gag City!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51312988</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2022 04:10:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51312988/wsmss02e02.mp3" length="106365303" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Jonathan Sasor (Melt, Rampikes) to discuss the 1986 television special Mr. Boogedy. Originally a part of the Wonderful World of Disney lineup, this 45 minute feature is a "frightfest" for the whole...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Jonathan Sasor (Melt, Rampikes) to discuss the 1986 television special Mr. Boogedy. Originally a part of the Wonderful World of Disney lineup, this 45 minute feature is a "frightfest" for the whole family. Talking points include John Astin's puzzling willingness to appear in this film, how utterly impossible it would be to live with the protagonists, and just how insane this film suggests a midnight snack could be. Later, Scott shares the folklore of Baba Yaga.<br /><br />Gag City!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5319</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Return to Oz (1985) (Featuring Hayleigh Kurland)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/return-to-oz-1985-featuring-hayleigh-kurland--51312939</link><description><![CDATA[In the first episode of season two, Christopher and Scott are joined by Hayleigh Kurland to discuss the 1985 acid trip for kids that is Return to Oz. Scott has problems with a large child puppet with an adult consciousness calling a human child "Mom", Christopher is obsessed with how a nineteenth century medical quack describes his electroshock machine, and Hayleigh references the greased chutes of H. H. Holmes's infamous castle. Later, Scott found a modern story of La Llarona...at a ski resort?!<br /><br />We're back!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51312939</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2022 04:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51312939/wsmss02e01.mp3" length="104445303" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In the first episode of season two, Christopher and Scott are joined by Hayleigh Kurland to discuss the 1985 acid trip for kids that is Return to Oz. Scott has problems with a large child puppet with an adult consciousness calling a human child "Mom",...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the first episode of season two, Christopher and Scott are joined by Hayleigh Kurland to discuss the 1985 acid trip for kids that is Return to Oz. Scott has problems with a large child puppet with an adult consciousness calling a human child "Mom", Christopher is obsessed with how a nineteenth century medical quack describes his electroshock machine, and Hayleigh references the greased chutes of H. H. Holmes's infamous castle. Later, Scott found a modern story of La Llarona...at a ski resort?!<br /><br />We're back!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5223</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Halloween (1978) (Featuring Danielle Brown)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/halloween-1978-featuring-danielle-brown--47236593</link><description><![CDATA[In the final episode of our initial run, Christopher and Scott jointly picked the 1978 horror classic Halloween. Joined by Danielle Brown (World of Commotion), they discuss the competency of Dr. Samuel Loomis, driving while wearing a mask, and Michael Myer's unusual and specific diet. Later, Scott provides us with some grisly real life horrors and then we discuss Bat Boy. Fun times had by all!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47236593</guid><pubDate>Sun, 31 Oct 2021 04:05:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47236593/wsms_5.mp3" length="96778887" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In the final episode of our initial run, Christopher and Scott jointly picked the 1978 horror classic Halloween. Joined by Danielle Brown (World of Commotion), they discuss the competency of Dr. Samuel Loomis, driving while wearing a mask, and Michael...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the final episode of our initial run, Christopher and Scott jointly picked the 1978 horror classic Halloween. Joined by Danielle Brown (World of Commotion), they discuss the competency of Dr. Samuel Loomis, driving while wearing a mask, and Michael Myer's unusual and specific diet. Later, Scott provides us with some grisly real life horrors and then we discuss Bat Boy. Fun times had by all!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4839</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>curtis,donald,haddonfield,jamie,lee,pleasance,shatner</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hereditary (2018) (Featuring Jim Schultz)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hereditary-2018-featuring-jim-schultz--47105182</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Jim Schultz (Old Men Yell at Cloud) to discuss the 2018 modern horror classic, Hereditary. Scott tries to explain why he finds this film to be realistic, Christopher reveals that he'd be willing to take a few punches for writer/director Ari Aster, and Jim learns that Paimon is in fact a real genuine obscure Christian spirit. Later, Scott shares a story about a real life twentieth century Australian witch.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47105182</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2021 04:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47105182/whms_4.mp3" length="96705222" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Zero Science</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Jim Schultz (Old Men Yell at Cloud) to discuss the 2018 modern horror classic, Hereditary. Scott tries to explain why he finds this film to be realistic, Christopher reveals that he'd be willing to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Jim Schultz (Old Men Yell at Cloud) to discuss the 2018 modern horror classic, Hereditary. Scott tries to explain why he finds this film to be realistic, Christopher reveals that he'd be willing to take a few punches for writer/director Ari Aster, and Jim learns that Paimon is in fact a real genuine obscure Christian spirit. Later, Scott shares a story about a real life twentieth century Australian witch.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4836</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>annie,charlie,floss,paimon,peter,steve,utah</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>28 Days Later (2002) (Featuring Hayleigh Kurland)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/28-days-later-2002-featuring-hayleigh-kurland--46991264</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Hayleigh Kurland to discuss Danny Boyle's 2002 zombie/not zombie classic 28 Days Later. 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There's discussion about the distance from London to Manchester and Scott's completely insane theory that the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Hayleigh Kurland to discuss Danny Boyle's 2002 zombie/not zombie classic 28 Days Later. There's discussion about the distance from London to Manchester and Scott's completely insane theory that the military turned Brendan Gleason's character into a Rage carrier through a method that would make Rube Goldberg proud. Later, Scott provides a story of a real life exorcist that may or may not be an actual insane person.<br /><br />https://www.the-sun.com/news/403785/exorcist-real-devil-possessed-pennsylvania/]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6279</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brendan,christopher,cillian,eccleston,gleason,godspeed,harris,murphy,naomie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3fc1baf18d29ca1e4e5181de0406bb64.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Friday the 13th (1980) (Featuring Lilz Martin)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/friday-the-13th-1980-featuring-lilz-martin--46886916</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, Christopher and Scott are joined by Lilz Martin (Jukebox Zeroes, Hell is a Musical) to discuss 1980's unlikely slasher success story, Friday the 13th. 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