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(ep 6.)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/15213025/fire-boy-and-water-girl-is-an-amazing-wa</link><description><![CDATA[This episode has Ryan lay out his experiences with crushes since Elementary to Middle School. There's also a part about a very philosophical kid for some reason? Yeah, I don't know either.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e44f6665-8781-ebb1-2884-3eba8255d5d0</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2021 00:19:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46750031/20210930_001640_4b0815a2c963d194ed837256cd9a9ca1.mp3" length="30005592" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Ryan Ahsan</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode has Ryan lay out his experiences with crushes since Elementary to Middle School. There's also a part about a very philosophical kid for some reason? Yeah, I don't know either.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode has Ryan lay out his experiences with crushes since Elementary to Middle School. 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I also talk about homecoming, school events, and my experiences with dates and talking to girls.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1708</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/37f161a5088a0c0802bb3b6420700ab6.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Ryan Ahsan</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>In this episode I want to personally say I apologize for the lack in uploads and the lack in quality. I also talk about homecoming, school events, and my experiences with dates and talking to girls.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/37f161a5088a0c0802bb3b6420700ab6.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Lava Slimes and Fruit Cups. ft. 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