https://www.spreaker.com/show/citizen-kane-vs
Special thanks to Chris Maddever for the artwork from S2 on!]]>enTV & FilmCopyright Citizen Kane VShttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c056690f3277eaa180a06aef35715531.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/citizen-kane-vsMon, 25 Dec 2023 11:02:39 +0000Citizen Kane VSCitizen Kane VScitizenkanevs@gmail.comA movie review podcast where we pit a beloved classic against a thematically linked piece of schlock and ask ourselves honestly, which is better?
Special thanks to Chris Maddever for the artwork from S2 on!]]>true4d08da9b-29f4-5fcc-beb6-09899ba49339episodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/santa-claus-conquers-the-martians-vs-christmas-wedding-planner--58111211https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58111211Mon, 25 Dec 2023 11:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSIt's the Holidays! Eat sugar, drink booze, be merry, and get in awkward conflicts of ideals with loved ones! We've got two just..... terrible movies lined up for you. Enjoy!529660s,aliens,bad,christmas,classic,claus,fi,film,holidays,kristofferson,martians,nolte,planner,review,rockets,rudolph,santa,sci,space,weddingtrue54fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-public-enemy-vs-gangster-squad--58058437https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58058437Tue, 19 Dec 2023 13:59:19 +0000Citizen Kane VSGangsters! Tommy Guns! Drugs! Sex! Accents! We've got it all this week so don't listen to any other podcast . . . we'll know.5716brolin,cagney,cinema,classic,crime,drugs,enemy,film,gangsters,josh,movie,penn,public,review,sean,squadtrue53fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-birds-vs-the-bees-a-spoopvember-to-remember--57620464https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57620464Mon, 13 Nov 2023 17:03:53 +0000Citizen Kane VSSex! Now that I've got your attention, here's our episode about these two movies named after flying things that kill. Spoopvember never dies!4542bees,birds,carradine,cinema,classic,corman,death,film,hedron,hitchcock,hollywod,horror,movie,rogertrue52fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-shining-vs-the-haunting-a-spooptacular-spooptober--57442019https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57442019Mon, 30 Oct 2023 14:59:48 +0000Citizen Kane VSIt's Spooptober once again and we pit two movies best known for their spoopy houses and their present participle verb tense titles. Happy Season 5 everybody!5510crothers,duvall,film,haunting,horror,jack,king,liam,movie,neeson,nicholson,owen,scary,scatman,shelly,shining,stephen,terror,wilson,zeta-jonestrue51fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/air-force-one-vs-london-has-fallen--54112558This podcast description brought to you by Raytheon Weapons Technologies: Need to Break Up a Wedding? Buy Raytheon!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54112558Tue, 06 Jun 2023 12:39:19 +0000Citizen Kane VSAmerican presidents are in danger!!!!! Harrison Ford and Aaron Eckhart prove why aMeRiCa Is ThE bEsT and why the rest of the world can SUCK IT! The freedom train is coming for one and all folks, deal with it. This podcast description brought to you...This podcast description brought to you by Raytheon Weapons Technologies: Need to Break Up a Wedding? Buy Raytheon!]]>4881aaron,air,american,bad,butler,cinema,classic,eckhart,fallen,force,ford,freeman,gerard,harrison,london,morgan,movie,one,plane,presidenttrue417fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/seven-samurai-vs-ninja-assassin--53958982https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53958982Mon, 22 May 2023 14:22:43 +0000Citizen Kane VSTwo noble warrior classes face off in our silly movie podcast. Kurasawa vs some guy who maybe has made more movies since this one but honestly I don't care to look it up right now. You can google it. ThE oUtCoMe WiLl ShOcK yOu!4746action,bad,cinema,classic,combat,fight,fighting,film,honour,japan,kira,kurasawa,movie,ninja,rain,review,samurai,schlock,violence,warriortrue416fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/monster-s-ball-vs-catwoman--53623293https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53623293Mon, 24 Apr 2023 10:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSHalle Berry week is upon us at last! What feline ferocity does she bring to these Oscar and Razzie worthy performances? Honestly, she's enjoyable in pretty much anything, even Catwoman, so this week's outcome is up forn grabs!48902000s,ball,batman,berry,billy,bob,bratt,catwoman,cinema,comics,dc,film,graphic,halle,monster's,movie,novel,sharon,stone,thorntontrue415fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-movies-f-ked-us-up-ckvs-podlet-with-special-guest-andrew-cameron--53491627https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53491627Mon, 10 Apr 2023 12:56:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSAndrew Cameron is in town to chat with us about movies that screwed us up in some way. We speak about untold terrible things, none of which are Uwe Boll but we should rectify that. Check Andy out in the Andy and Karl Style Hour on spotify.28492001,bad,cinema,classic,comeandsee,corn,disney,film,fuckedup,good,moreau,movies,mulan,podcast,requiem,review,serbian,space,trauma,triggertrue414fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-make-acting-good-ckvs-podlet--53287582https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53287582Tue, 21 Mar 2023 19:49:57 +0000Citizen Kane VSHow does actor make act? These questions and more solved in a very special Citizen Kane Vs podlet.2941acting,actor,cinema,classic,craft,critic,cruise,dwayne,film,johnson,juliannemoore,method,movie,review,schlock,stanislavsky,therock,tom,trade,vanyatrue413fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-dinner-with-andre-vs-dinner-for-schmucks-with-special-guest-michael-ruderman--53110958https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53110958Mon, 06 Mar 2023 16:26:33 +0000Citizen Kane VSSet the table .... FOR FUN! Michael Ruderman stops by to help us through this meal based pairing. Might I suggest some Banff Ice vodka to go along with your listening experience. Makes it all go down smoother.5893andre,bad,beatles,carrell,classic,critic,dinner,film,jemaine,movie,paul,review,rudd,schlock,schmucks,shawn,steve,theater,theatre,wallacetrue412fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-make-story-good-ckvs-podlet--52789209https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52789209Mon, 20 Feb 2023 13:18:05 +0000Citizen Kane VSStory good? How story be good? We give surprisiningly little insight into what we think makes a good cinematic story. Is it the script? The direction? Or maybe it's nothing emperical at all and it's just mushy movie magic that makes our brains go yay....23572001,arabia,brazil,cinema,david,directors,egypt,epic,experience,film,gods,kwai,lawrence,lean,movies,script,story,writer,writing,zhivagotrue411fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/requiem-for-a-dream-vs-noah--52649333https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52649333Mon, 06 Feb 2023 13:15:33 +0000Citizen Kane VSAll the mother issues wrapped into one solid and terrifying episode as we delve deep into the mind of Darren Aronofsky. The old testament was a lot like the Marvel universe, and drugs are bad are just some of the hits this week so hit play and enjoy!4318addiction,bad,bible,cinema,classic,critique,crowe,drugs,film,flood,heroin,leto,methuselsah,movie,mozart,noah,requiem,review,watson,wayanstrue410fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/to-franchise-or-not-to-franchise-ckvs-podlet--52517013https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52517013Mon, 23 Jan 2023 13:57:45 +0000Citizen Kane VSWe're tired so here's a podlet. Another instance where we solve definitively whether movie franchises are a good thing or not. Our decree will be handed down to the people after the episode and passed into law by all national governments. Enjoy!2281bad,bond,cinema,classic,comics,cruise,dc,dcu,disney,film,franchise,iron,james,man,marvel,movie,rock,spy,studio,tomtrue49fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-tournament-of-losers--52383388https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52383388Mon, 09 Jan 2023 11:00:02 +0000Citizen Kane VSIt's January Madness, except unlike the NCAA the performers in our bracket actually got paid. 32 of the worst films go head to head in a bracket playoff format to determine once and for all which film we've reviwed is the worst film in CKVS history?5064arnold,bad,beckinsale,behind,cinema,classic,egypt,film,kranks,left,matthew,movie,olympus,playoff,religion,review,schlock,tiptoes,tournament,worsttrue48fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/white-christmas-vs-saving-christmas--52277693https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52277693Sun, 25 Dec 2022 14:08:12 +0000Citizen Kane VSOh boy. A beloved paternalistic rah rah America Christmas classic goes up against a paternalistic theocratic propaganda film. It gets ugly. This one is sprawling, if you've got some holiday travelling to do then this is the ep for you! And to Kirk...5032cameron,christianity,christmas,classic,claus,debate,film,gifts,holiday,kirk,movie,musical,nick,presents,religion,santa,saving,snow,st,whitetrue47fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/superman-vs-black-adam--52158067https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52158067Mon, 12 Dec 2022 11:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe one that started it all vs the one that might end it all? At least for DC. Apologies for Sean's mic, things were screwy. You can still hear him but it's faint at times (maybe that's for the best?)6046adam,black,book,brosnan,cinema,classic,comic,dwayne,film,heroes,lex,lois,luthor,movies,pierce,review,rock,super,superman,villaintrue46fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/labyrinth-vs-the-maze-runner--52026826https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52026826Mon, 28 Nov 2022 11:00:02 +0000Citizen Kane VSRound and round and round we go, in a maze of bad acting and bold choices we throw a truly beloved classic against a mostly forgotten Hunger Games clone to see which will find the secret at the centre of the puzzle or something or other.5777bad,bowie,cinema,classic,david,film,games,henson,hunger,labyrinth,maze,movie,muppets,music,myth,puppets,puzzle,python,runner,ziggytrue45fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-neverending-story-vs-legend--51886309https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51886309Mon, 14 Nov 2022 13:41:35 +0000Citizen Kane VSIt's Fantasy Adventure Month! Mostly because it's starting to get cold outside and we'd like to pretend we're in a realm surrounded by fantasy monsters, rather than the monsters we have to deal with on a day to day basis irl. Luck dragons fight the...4786adventure,cinema,cruise,curry,devil,dragon,evil,falcor,fantasy,fight,film,good,legend,luck,movie,music,neverending,ridley,story,timtrue44fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dawn-of-the-dead-s-vs-chopping-mall--51733060https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51733060Mon, 31 Oct 2022 10:05:01 +0000Citizen Kane VSAre we just mindless zombies purchasing our way through existence? Are malls the most dangerous places in the world? DID JACK WATCH THE RIGHT MOVIE?! We (in theory) compare Romero's classic zombie flick with a schlocktacular horny teen horror film....490070s,80s,bad,blood,chopping,classic,dawn,dead,film,halloween,horror,killer,mall,review,robots,romero,sex,shopping,slasher,zombiestrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-wicker-man-1973-vs-the-wicker-man-2006--51597151https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51597151Mon, 17 Oct 2022 13:18:46 +0000Citizen Kane VSSpooptober is here again! What do you do when the crops fail? Well we're all gonna find that out pretty soon, but here's a couple of cautionary tales. Hot tip: Bear costumes, while entertaining, are not great for hand to hand combat.4922bad,cage,christopher,cinema,classic,cult,film,halloween,horror,lee,man,movie,nic,occult,review,ritual,scary,schlock,terrible,wickertrue42fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/terminator-2-judgment-day-vs-bill-and-ted-s-bogus-journey--51447578https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51447578Mon, 03 Oct 2022 10:00:02 +0000Citizen Kane VSWe're back with full episodes and we're back for season 4! The AI have taken over and they've programmed a whole new season of entertainment starting with these two takes of time travelling adventurers. Austrian and stoner accents abound. Enjoy!4885action,adventure,and,arnold,bill,bogus,cinema,classic,film,hamilton,journey,keanu,movie,reeves,review,schlock,schwarzenegger,ted,terminator,terminator2true4fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-cg-good-a-ckvs-podlet--51148102https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51148102Mon, 05 Sep 2022 13:21:14 +0000Citizen Kane VSIt's right there in the title. Do computer graphics enhance our ability to create and understand film for the better? Or maybe is it a net loss? CGI Leia was pretty freaking creepy so maybe there's your answer.1624bad,casablanca,cats,cg,cgi,chat,cinema,classic,computer,conversation,debate,dinosaurs,film,graphics,mandalorian,movie,review,starwars,wellesfalse3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/can-you-separate-art-from-artist-ckvs-podlet--50929762https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50929762Tue, 16 Aug 2022 14:15:52 +0000Citizen Kane VSArt is fun! Artists sometimes aren't. Is it possible to truly separate the creator from the creation, or will their actions colour the work permanently? We once again definitively decide an answer!2227allen,art,artist,aziz,cancel,cancelled,cinema,classic,critique,cruise,film,kane,kanye,movie,patriarchy,polanski,review,scandal,schlock,vsfalse3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-is-a-perfect-movie-ckvs-podlet--50585522https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50585522Mon, 18 Jul 2022 10:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSIn our continuing effort to remove all nuance and subtlety from art, we bring you a podlet on perfection in film. What makes a movie perfect? Which films do we think are perfect and why? It's highly intelligent stuff here people, we're very smart.15322001,arrival,bride,cinema,citizen,critic,favorite,favourite,film,get,jurassic,kubrick,movie,out,park,peele,perfect,princess,review,spielbergfalse3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/does-historical-accuracy-matter-ckvs-podlet--50368072https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50368072Mon, 27 Jun 2022 10:00:04 +0000Citizen Kane VSDoes historical accuracy in film really matter? If that question made you feel something, then this episode is for you!1736accuracy,bio,biopic,braveheart,cinema,citizen,classic,film,historical,history,hopkins,kane,matter,movie,review,savingprivateryan,sorkin,tarantino,vs,warfalse3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-is-schlock-ckvs-podlet--50256113https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50256113Mon, 20 Jun 2022 10:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSYou loved our definitions of a classic, now we bring you the definition of the other thing we look at on this podcast . . . namely schlock. What is it? How is it pronounced? What makes it so god damned entertaining? Also is Avatar schlock? As always...1998avatar,cinema,classic,corman,critic,critique,cruise,daniel,film,jack,kilmer,movie,review,roger,schlock,sean,thunder,titanic,tom,tropicfalse3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-makes-a-classic-ckvs-podlet--50169233https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50169233Mon, 13 Jun 2022 10:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSFinally getting around to some shorter content, in this first podlet we solve once and for all what the term "classic" means. Our definition is the only truth, don't even try looking it up elsewhere.1283amazing,bad,cinema,citizen,classic,critique,definition,film,good,great,history,hollywood,kane,movies,review,schlock,short,terrible,versus,vsfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-running-man-vs-crank--49814831https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49814831Mon, 16 May 2022 15:31:24 +0000Citizen Kane VSHow do you stop a tyrannical post-apocalyptic dystopia? Running. How do you save your own life and bring down international crime syndicates? Running! But this all must be done with the unlimited amounts of flair and panache available in the 80s and...569180s,arnold,cinema,classic,competition,crank,dystopia,films,jason,man,media,movies,review,running,schlock,schwarzenegger,statham,tv,versus,vstrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-last-temptation-of-christ-vs-left-behind--49458756https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49458756Mon, 18 Apr 2022 10:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSHappy Jesus Day! Well I guess he rose yesterday but maybe he takes a while to get up, you know? We examine what the persecution of Christ and his followers might look like if they were from New York, and also what boring people think the rapture will...4798behind,bible,cage,christ,christian,classic,cross,dafoe,easter,film,holy,jesus,left,movie,nic,plane,rapture,review,salvation,temptationtrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/slap-shot-vs-goon--49316903https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49316903Mon, 04 Apr 2022 15:27:13 +0000Citizen Kane VSWe dive into the evolution (or de-evolution depending who you're talking to) of the game of hockey. Everyone gets at least a 2 game suspension. Shake your fists in fury at the instigator rule as Sean William Scott and Paul Newman try to punch their...5975canada,chiefs,classic,fighting,fights,film,goon,hockey,ice,jay,movie,newman,nhl,penalty,puck,refs,review,shot,slap,sportstrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/of-mice-and-men-vs-mousehunt-with-special-guest-adam-reid--49126794https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49126794Mon, 21 Mar 2022 10:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSRodentia tie us together this week as an old chestnut takes on some kind of smelly french cheese or something (the metaphor has already disappeared). Adam Reid drops by again to give us his thoughts on Eldritch beings and American composers. Daniel is...6064cheese,cinema,classic,critic,film,george,gore,hollywood,lane,lenny,men,mice,mouse,mousehunt,movie,nathan,oldie,review,rodent,steinbecktrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/indecent-proposal-vs-the-proposal--48987994https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48987994Tue, 08 Mar 2022 11:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSWhat would you do for a million dollars, or just a book deal? What if Robert Redford were there too? This dilemna that has plagued humanity for time immemorial is examined thoroughly and decisively this week as we compare some proposal themed films...520090s,bullock,casino,cinema,classic,criticism,film,gambling,husband,indecent,marriage,movie,proposal,redford,relationship,review,reynolds,sandra,vegas,woodytrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/flash-gordon-vs-jupiter-ascending--48818142https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48818142Mon, 21 Feb 2022 15:16:05 +0000Citizen Kane VSThere is a deep evil in the depths of space, and only Mila Kunis or a pretty blonde boy can save all of humanity. Genetics, space capitalism, Nietzschean ovetones, unbridled Eddie Redmayne! Come for the space opera but stay for the Hawk-People taint.5604ascending,classic,dalton,film,flash,galaxy,gordon,jupiter,kunis,mila,ming,movie,opera,redmayne,review,scifi,ship,space,stars,universetrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mortal-kombat-1995-vs-super-mario-bros-with-special-guest-miranda-meijer--48611743https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48611743Mon, 07 Feb 2022 11:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSHave you ever been so angry you've punched someone's heart out of their chest? Watch these movies and that might change. Miranda Meijer joins us once again to level the battleground while comparing these two "pillars" of video game to movie...634890s,arts,bowser,daisy,fight,film,gamer,games,kombat,luigi,mario,martial,mortal,movie,nintendo,peach,platform,review,sony,videotrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/under-siege-vs-sniper-special-ops-with-special-guest-miranda-meijer--48407017https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48407017Mon, 24 Jan 2022 11:00:04 +0000Citizen Kane VSSteven Seagal is the worst. So of course we need to mock him! His career is a true project in vanity, and you can learn more about the path of destruction in his wake, and all about these two "films". Miranda Meijer joins us to coin the phrase "The...6289action,aikido,army,arts,cinema,classic,fighting,film,martial,military,mma,movie,navy,review,seagal,seals,siege,sniper,steven,undertrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/point-break-vs-surf-ninjas--48230574https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48230574Mon, 10 Jan 2022 11:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe early 90s were a bastion of fashion, and extreme hobbies. Take in both as we explore the maritime adventures of a bunch of gnarly surfers. Is Rob Schneider worth your time? Invariably no.6094board,break,classic,extreme,film,karate,keanu,kids,kung,movie,ninjas,point,review,schneider,sport,surf,surfing,swayze,water,xtremetrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/miracle-on-34th-street-vs-bad-santa--48036620https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48036620Mon, 27 Dec 2021 11:00:03 +0000Citizen Kane VSMall Santa is an esteemed and historic job. No single figure has held the nation together more than a Mall Santa. Let us explore these legends through two magical tales. Sorry for dropping xmas content two days after xmas.600934th,bad,christ,christmas,classic,claus,film,holiday,match,miracle,movie,review,santa,schlock,season,snow,street,thornton,winter,xmastrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-a-wonderful-life-vs-jingle-all-the-way--47882724https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47882724Mon, 13 Dec 2021 11:00:02 +0000Citizen Kane VSDads have it rough. Whether you're selflessly saving your podunk town from bankruptcy, or just being a terrible father to your kids, sometimes you just need a break. Too bad, it's christmas. Buy some presents and be better. You've been told.6048angels,arnold,bells,boxing,carol,christmas,classic,film,holiday,jingle,life,movie,review,schwarzenegger,spirits,turbo,wonderful,xmastrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/clue-vs-battleship--47691347https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47691347Mon, 29 Nov 2021 11:00:02 +0000Citizen Kane VSWhat if board games but movie? We delve into this extremely complex question as we explore these two films. It's pretty amazing how you can shoehorn a concept into pretty much any film. And how hard you can phone in your performance while still...5984aliens,battleship,board,butler,classic,clue,film,games,military,movie,murder,mystery,navy,review,rihanna,schlock,whodunnittrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dune-vs-dune--47471886https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47471886Mon, 15 Nov 2021 11:00:02 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe most classic mushroom fueled sci-fi fever dream book is now a movie TWICE OVER! We look at both Denis Villeneuve's modern take and David Lynch's 1984 'cinematic experience'. Did our eyeballs start bleeding? They might have, but you'll never know...5548arrakis,book,classic,dune,fiction,film,films,herbert,literature,movie,movies,paul,review,schlock,science,scifi,sci-fi,spice,villeneuve,wormstrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/signs-vs-the-happening--47248509https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47248509Mon, 01 Nov 2021 10:00:08 +0000Citizen Kane VSYou'll never guess the twist ending that comes at the end of this episode. Will they ever get to the first round? Was there a puppy present during recording? Did they have pizza?! Only one way to find the answers to these Shyamalanian riddles . . . .59966thsense,alien,aliens,avatar,classic,ending,film,films,horror,mnight,movie,movies,review,schlock,scifi,shyamalan,signs,thehappening,twisttrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/friday-the-13th-vs-sleepaway-camp--47016204https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47016204Mon, 18 Oct 2021 10:00:12 +0000Citizen Kane VSPack up your sleeping bags and kiss mom and dad goodbye, we're going to camp! These films shocked the nation when they first dropped, but will they hold up now? Also has anyone seen Jason? He went swimming an hour ago and hasn't been back.536613,80s,bacon,bad,blood,camp,classic,f13,film,films,friday,halloween,horror,movie,movies,slasher,sleepaway,spookytrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/night-of-the-living-dead-vs-return-of-the-living-dead--46706707https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46706707Mon, 04 Oct 2021 10:00:14 +0000Citizen Kane VSWe're back for season 3 with our SPOOOOPY Halloween! The dead rise, and they want brains, or flesh, or just to be understood? We examine the movie that started the whole zombie genre, and then a movie that turned it all on its head. Welcome back folks!5506brains,classic,film,grave,halloween,horror,movie,rise,romero,schlock,spooky,undead,zombie,zombiestrue3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-tournament-of-champions-with-special-guest-miranda-meijer--4624976485b8db2f-17f7-4c14-9e38-26eee7eb0af3Wed, 11 Aug 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSWe're taking the top 16 movies that have won their respective episodes and we're putting them head-to-head to determine which movie will reign supreme. Miranda Meijer joins us to help keep us level headed as the competition heats up. How far will The...5162film,movies,playoffs,reviewtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/magic-mike-vs-showgirls-with-special-guest-steve-vlahos--462497901063e79c-2390-45ef-ae0e-15cc2e823059Mon, 26 Jul 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSIn the words of Nomi Malone, "You can't win if you don't gamble". That phrase is just factually not true but oh boy was there a gamble in these films. Roles that made and destroyed careers, what could be more fun to throw head to head? Special guest...8084channingtatum,classic,film,magicmike,movies,review,reviews,schlock,showgirls,strippers,verhoeventrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/saving-private-ryan-vs-1941-with-special-guest-andrew-cameron--4624979581fa72aa-9e30-4376-980e-4de6fcdaabb8Mon, 19 Jul 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSSteven Spielberg goes to war! In two different decades! Separated by 20 years! This one got away from us a bit but hey it's still entertaining. Maybe listen to it in sessions?10236classic,combat,film,mattdamon,movies,review,reviews,ryan,schlock,spielberg,wartrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-notebook-vs-just-friends--46249777d8313211-015a-4fa7-b2f9-dc88777dc11eMon, 28 Jun 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSCanada has sent out a lot into the world, but few can ever hope to surpass the impact that our Ryan's have made to pop culture. Frederick Banting move over, here comes the dreamy gaze and sarcastic wit that only Canada can produce. This episode also...6998classic,faris,film,friendzone,gosling,justfriends,movie,notebook,review,reviews,reynolds,ryan,schlocktrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/reefer-madness-vs-me-you-madness--46249772a71963fe-a83a-4668-bc27-adda1b9719a8Mon, 21 Jun 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSWhich would you choose: A mind altering terror-drug that turns you into a homicidal maniac or a mind altering political philosophy rooted in years of misinformation and greed that turns you into a homicidal maniac? It's clear this round that even...6972capitalism,classic,film,madness,movie,movies,reefer,review,reviews,schlock,terrible,weedtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/evil-dead-2-vs-spider-man-3--462497660523c473-28df-43ca-a99a-e4c1f6b289efMon, 14 Jun 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSSam Raimi. Based on your reaction to that name we can tell a lot about the person you are and the kind of movies you like. If that sentence intrigued you then you have no choice but to play on and to hear what we have to say. It is movie law, I'm...5891evildead,film,horror,movie,movies,raimi,review,reviews,spidermantrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/psycho-vs-psycho-goreman--46249779b98d0f67-37af-46b0-afda-9661763356c2Mon, 31 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSLow budget masterpiece takes on low budget Canadian b-movie. Like ketchup and mustard could there be a more natural pairing? Today we delve into the slasher originator and what hopefully becomes the originator of a whole new series. It was a good week...6419alfred,classic,film,goreman,hitchcock,horror,movie,movies,psycho,review,reviews,schlock,thrillertrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-hunt-for-red-october-vs-down-periscope--46249780a6192170-9bde-4a71-9b36-075d7d168e00Mon, 24 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSSubmarine week everyone! Get out your novelty pleasure craft and hit the high seas with your novelty torpedoes and depth charges. If you're looking for hot sonar action, then look no further than this week's episode. We've got Soviets, we've got CIA...6457classic,connery,film,films,grammer,movie,movies,navy,periscope,redoctober,review,reviews,schlock,submarines,substrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-wrestler-vs-ready-to-rumble--46249814It's wrestling moves, it's all wrestling moves, get it?]]>bfcd38af-eed4-4f34-857f-6302a272d392Mon, 17 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSYou'll get a Helluva Kick out of this week's episode, until you get a People's Elbow right in the feelings. Admittedly, one film is a bit of a Superman Punch to the nads, but the other can release the Figure Four Leglock you'll be trapped in. So give...It's wrestling moves, it's all wrestling moves, get it?]]>6581classic,film,films,movie,movies,raw,review,reviews,rourke,rumble,schlock,wrestler,wrestling,wwetrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-1990-vs-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-2014--4624981746c9093f-2478-434c-8113-50733f04cd02Mon, 10 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSEver wonder which is more lifelike, puppets in the 80s or live actors in 2010s? Well today you get your answer. If you watched television in the late 80s through the 90s then you have no reason not to press play. This is your childhood. It demands...5622classic,film,films,meganfox,movie,movies,mutant,ninja,review,reviews,schlock,shredder,teenage,tmnt,turtles,willarnetttrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-a-mad-mad-mad-mad-world-vs-rat-race--46249785390e4f7c-88a0-4bc1-b240-180c246a066bMon, 03 May 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSMoney isn't everything. Unless you're hired to be in a star studded, madcap, hidden treasure race movie, in which case your agent probably is asking for at least a couple mil. Must be nice. SEE the long paceless shots! HEAR all the yelling you can put...5809atkinson,classic,cleese,film,films,gooding,mad,movie,movies,ratrace,review,reviews,schlocktrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/happy-gilmore-vs-pixels--46249787b9e62b0f-a2aa-4b7f-9665-0e62d8c6d331Mon, 26 Apr 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSLove him or hate him, Adam Sandler has shaped comedy for an entire generation with his films. That's why we giggle at poop jokes so often on the pod. Dive into the birth of the Happy Madison production company, then dive into what should have been its...5830adamsandler,classic,film,films,games,golf,happygilmore,happymadison,movie,movies,pixels,review,reviews,sandler,schlock,snltrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/godzilla-vs-attack-of-the-crab-monsters-with-special-guest-rob-feetham--46249786324a06e3-bcb3-484f-99d0-9d21ce2dd901Mon, 19 Apr 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSRob Feetham joins us once again to give us the true meaning of schlock! Two true meditations on the power of atomic fusion and the dangers therein, and probably two examples of why actors needed to unionize. Hear Sean struggle to say words! See Jack...6209classic,crab,film,films,godzilla,horror,kaiju,monster,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlocktrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-league-of-their-own-vs-she-s-the-man-with-special-guest-marisa-mcintyre--46249769bfbd1f90-1a8f-412c-94a7-540fccbdc295Mon, 12 Apr 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSIn this week's episode we discover that none of us are qualified to discuss anything related to feminism, yet we boldly go there anyways! Dive into one of the most charming movies hollywood has ever produced, and also another movie that also was made...7659amandabynes,baseball,classic,film,films,geenadavis,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,soccer,sports,tomhankstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ben-hur-vs-the-eagle--4624979128bcd03c-f258-4ef2-81f5-e2f67822f6c0Mon, 05 Apr 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSTatum 22:1 - 34 "For lo, upon those who beholdeth his acting will come down a terrible fright, and from forth this fright shall emerge the desire the leaveth the theatre for the bathroom." Too true, too true. On this most holy weekend we welcome you...7334ben-hur,channing,charlton,classic,eagle,easter,film,films,heston,jesus,movie,movies,review,reviews,rome,schlock,tatumtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rain-man-vs-tiptoes--46249799ff6dbfe6-57b2-4686-8802-9c36336d8979Mon, 29 Mar 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSWelcome to this week's episode, where we may have met our match! To the left you might be able to see oscar baiting in it's natural habitat, and to the right you can see Mr. Cruise testing out his abusive yelling decades before he used it on film...7260autism,beckinsale,classic,cruise,dwarfism,film,films,hoffman,movie,movies,oldman,rainman,review,reviews,schlock,tiptoestrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/star-trek-ii-the-wrath-of-khan-vs-star-wars-ii-attack-of-the-clones-with-special-guest-adam-reid--46249774d706608e-c590-40e7-97c3-fdea1786546dMon, 22 Mar 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSA long galaxy away in a time far far ago, mankind dreamed of going to space. And here we are now, talking about movies that take place in space. Take notes for when next you find yourself trekking or warring into that final frontier. Adam Reid joins...7952anakin,classic,clones,film,films,khan,lightsabers,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,scifi,shatner,space,spock,startrek,starwarstrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/blazing-saddles-vs-a-million-ways-to-die-in-the-west--46249794bfbab1d9-7c1a-4fdb-ae8e-fffcc2b36cd1Mon, 15 Mar 2021 10:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSDo you like poop jokes? Do you like dirty sex jokes? Do you like subversive racial commentary within a satirical Western framework?! Then run don't walk to this episode and get some. Mel . . .hook us up with Cary.6761blazingsaddles,brooks,classic,comedy,film,films,movie,movies,parody,review,reviews,schlock,west,westerntrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas-vs-what-happens-in-vegas-with-special-guest-erin-maxfield--462498066a77249d-88bc-4af5-b888-d03c502aac3bMon, 08 Mar 2021 11:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe bright lights, the dry air, the free drinks. Vegas. Where else is the American Dream bigger or better? Enter a pauper and leave a king. Or lose everything and continue the cycle of perpetual wage servitude . . . VEGAS BABY! Erin Maxfield joins us...6849true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/million-dollar-baby-vs-here-comes-the-boom-with-special-guest-andrew-merrigan--4624978193e988d4-15dd-4031-812d-ce9b5e9f97c5Mon, 01 Mar 2021 11:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSSonny Liston called Muhammad Ali a "Million Dollar Baby" leading up to their heavyweight bout in an attempt to paint Ali as a nothing underdog, Ali would go on to win that fight. This week on the pod we compare heavyweight champion Million Dollar Baby...6568true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/willow-vs-dungeons-and-dragons--462498268b8fca1d-6caa-4754-8081-524b560001a2Mon, 22 Feb 2021 11:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSWho doesn't love film adaptations of table top roleplaying adventures? Turns out most people. Who woulda thought the most interesting visual effect of your $45 million project would be a tub filled with oatmeal made to look like a carpet. More...7542classic,dnd,dragons,dungeons,dungeonsanddragons,film,films,howard,irons,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,willowtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/braveheart-vs-dragonheart-with-special-guest-brendan-green--462498313242c54d-61f4-4ce8-bd76-a9932e2d2749Mon, 15 Feb 2021 11:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSOn this, the day after international love day, we bring you an episode with as much heart as possible. One heart can split and bring its love a strength to those it touches, and the other is 3 hours long. Honestly might be one of the most romantic...7166braveheart,classic,connery,dragonheart,dragons,film,films,freedom,gibson,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,scotlandtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/king-kong-vs-mvp-2-most-vertical-primate--46249828cfb52c36-8e60-411c-a08d-94b8104f8872Mon, 08 Feb 2021 11:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSWhat's funnier than a homeless boy befriending a vagabond hockey playing/skateboarding chimpanzee? Daniel having to sit through it. What's funnier than humanity's gradual destruction of nature and it's perfect balance? Nothing. That shit's not funny....5589apes,classic,film,films,gorilla,kingkong,monkey,movie,movies,mvp,review,reviews,schlock,skateboardtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/orgazmo-vs-bucky-larson-born-to-be-a-star--4624980032a3d484-7f58-4304-86a6-47e169c4d19eMon, 01 Feb 2021 11:00:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSDid you want to watch a goat give a man the peanut butter treatment? Did you want to watch Ron Jeremy exist? We sure didn't, but hey we did it for YOU! That's the dedication, the art, the craftsmanship that you can only get from OUR dissection of...5858classic,comedy,film,films,happymadison,mattstone,movie,movies,porn,pornography,review,reviews,schlock,southpark,treyparkertrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/1984-vs-2012--462498075c9cc2c2-0aa8-4773-b582-20077ff0c91dMon, 25 Jan 2021 16:30:56 +0000Citizen Kane VSWelcome to Season 2! "Wait they had a season 1?" is what you might be asking, and to that we say "what even is a season. man?" Well for us it means watching two movies that strike eerily at the condition of humanity in the past, present, and future ....67001984,2012,apocalypse,classic,dystopia,fascism,film,films,movie,movies,nature,review,reviews,schlock,worldtrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/an-affair-to-remember-vs-new-year-s-eve-with-special-guest-miranda-meijer--46249784d603bb53-1c5d-466f-8d4e-2c255dbaec22Mon, 28 Dec 2020 14:55:47 +0000Citizen Kane VSHow do you say goodbye to the year that just won't quit? By watching two movies with the same mantra. Think of the lives that could have been saved if the millions of dollars invested in one of these films had instead gone to funding a socialized...7430affair,berry,carygrant,classic,film,films,kutcher,movie,movies,newyear,newyearseve,nye,review,reviews,schlocktrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-santa-clause-vs-christmas-with-the-kranks-a-very-merry-tim-allen-christmas--462498100abe307e-0831-4660-8e26-3e5e60dee7d5Mon, 21 Dec 2020 17:08:19 +0000Citizen Kane VSAll the guttural moans and grunts of one man's career packed into a single episode, gift wrapped, and placed in your stocking ready for Christmas Morning. You're welcome. Tim Allen may not be the best of us, but he's the Tim Allen we deserve and...6278christmas,classic,claus,film,films,holiday,movie,movies,northpole,review,reviews,santa,schlock,timallen,xmastrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/days-of-thunder-vs-driven--462498180b5bf2d8-2690-4d7f-8036-8afb768bb062Mon, 14 Dec 2020 13:27:48 +0000Citizen Kane VSCars go vroom. Cars go vroom fast. Cars go boom. Actors make sad faces. All this and more in a high octane, need for speed, thrill a moment episode! Will the actors continue to make sad faces? Do the cars indeed go vroom and boom some more? Listen and...7147auto,cars,cart,classic,cruise,daysofthunder,driven,film,films,indy,indycar,movie,movies,nascar,racing,review,reviews,schlock,stallone,thundertrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-streetcar-named-desire-vs-the-island-of-dr-moreau--462498169008c23a-d3bf-44bd-bd4f-b10cdc975f96Mon, 07 Dec 2020 17:58:21 +0000Citizen Kane VSWhat could be said about Marlon Brando? A lot. By a lot of people. And probably 98% of it is not a glowing review if you know what I mean . . . but at least he didn't accept that Oscar that one time right? Dive into the magic, the miracle, the ever...6566brando,classic,desire,film,films,marlonbrando,moreau,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,stella,strangers,streetcar,theatretrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-face-of-another-vs-face-off-with-special-guest-andrew-cameron--462498084320a61c-ee6e-4710-a4ad-c2fbf33a567aMon, 30 Nov 2020 15:09:50 +0000Citizen Kane VSWhat's in a face? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell. Unless it's a cratered hole in your face . . . which is something we saw a couple times this week.  Also putting flesh on something is equally as disgusting as peeling it...8152cage,classic,face,facelift,faceofanother,faceoff,film,films,japan,movie,movies,niccage,off,review,reviews,schlock,thriller,travoltatrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-grapes-of-wrath-vs-wrath-of-the-titans--46249834ff23b3dc-e57c-4f38-a76f-ade631df66daMon, 23 Nov 2020 16:38:07 +0000Citizen Kane VSWhat are some similarities between Greek Gods and greasy capitalists? For one, nobody asked for them, they just kind of happened. They constantly do idiotic things just to screw with the common people. Both think they are high and mighty and cannot be...6644classic,cyclops,film,films,grapes,greece,greek,literature,movie,movies,myth,novel,review,reviews,schlock,titans,wrath,zeustrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-boys-from-brazil-vs-iron-sky--46249792566b5863-eb72-4ac5-86e5-9d1405d136f9Mon, 16 Nov 2020 13:42:28 +0000Citizen Kane VSNazis hiding everywhere! It's pretty sad that that's a true statement, but these films take that scenario to a new level. Someone needs to sit down with Finland and check in on how they're doing, because Iron Sky is not healthy. The Boys From Brazil...7352brazil,classic,clones,film,films,germany,history,hitler,ironsky,moon,movie,movies,olivier,review,reviews,schlock,scifi,spacetrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/airplane-vs-snakes-on-a-plane--46249824f7c94fab-75b8-4a8b-bea5-4bd57a265c39Mon, 09 Nov 2020 14:51:33 +0000Citizen Kane VSAs if there wasn't enough to be anxious about when flying, now we have to add puns and bad acting to the list. Have fun saying all the lines out loud from Airplane! as we recollect our favourite bits. Also I think we should all be wondering what we'd...7324airplane!,classic,comedy,film,films,horror,movie,movies,plane,review,reviews,samuelljackson,schlock,serpents,snakes,snakesonaplanetrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/taxi-driver-vs-taxi--462498113ecb613f-0375-4ffe-bfeb-6ef5a0c0cd3fMon, 02 Nov 2020 12:47:38 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe group emerges from Halloween with their continuing exploration of just what the hell was going on with the 70s. The grossest decade some might say . . .although those people may not have sat through Jimmy Fallon in a feature role. We had some zoom...4371classic,deniro,fallon,film,films,latifah,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,taxi,taxidrivertrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/black-christmas-vs-jack-frost-a-spooptacular-halloween-month-with-special-guest-rob-feetham--46249838b3840b52-73d2-40f2-92de-0ecbd26526baMon, 26 Oct 2020 12:35:54 +0000Citizen Kane VSWell we did it everyone! We successfully did a whole month of Halloween Horror and managed to make it mostly about Christmas. I hope everyone is very impressed with themselves. Rob Feetham of The R.I.P. Podcast joins the gang to lend some form of...7338blackchristmas,christmas,classic,film,films,halloween,horror,jackfrost,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,snowmantrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-thing-vs-wind-chill-a-spooptacular-halloween-month--462497981411ab4a-39af-4f71-a6c2-7d93da7d39bcMon, 19 Oct 2020 13:40:18 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe group continues to bumble their way through Halloween by watching mostly Christmas films. What is more terrifying here: an amorphous shapeshifting alien species that can mimic any living thing with incredible precision and blend in without raising...6666aliens,classic,emilyblunt,film,films,ghosts,halloween,haunting,horror,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,scifi,thething,windchilltrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/halloween-vs-krampus-a-spooptacular-halloween-month--46249802892c6072-325f-448f-89b2-62e892e95f78Mon, 12 Oct 2020 13:36:57 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe boys dive into Halloween and Krampus in a special holiday themed spooptacle. No not the recent Halloween, and not Halloweens 2 through 36 either, it's the original one. And no, not Krampus: The Christmas Devil, nor Krampus: The Devil Returns. Also...7132christmas,classic,film,films,halloween,horror,jamieleecurtis,krampus,michaelmyers,movie,movies,myers,review,reviews,schlock,slashertrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/nosferatu-vs-twilight-a-spooptacular-halloween-month--46249827b8e59526-7107-4caa-8873-b757e7e075ceMon, 05 Oct 2020 13:50:23 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe myth of the vampire permeates all creation. The drainers of blood, of energy, of life itself! Lurking in the mist, shifting form, ever elusive yet ever present. It's so nice that these films embraced the nature of the vampire by literally draining...7065classic,dracula,film,films,halloween,horror,kristinstewart,movie,movies,nosferatu,pattinson,review,reviews,schlock,twilight,vampire,vampirestrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rocky-vs-the-adventures-of-rocky-and-bullwinkle--4624980597fe4dc5-58b5-4b89-a4f2-3a092cbbeeb1Mon, 28 Sep 2020 15:13:08 +0000Citizen Kane VSOne is a film about a moose and squirrel, the other has a character who loves animals in an almost Lenny from Of Mice and Men fashion. Is it out of the question to think that Rocky would adopt Rocky and Bullwinkle someday? What I'm saying is these two...7014boxer,boxing,bullwinkle,cartoon,classic,film,films,moose,movie,movies,review,reviews,rocky,schlock,squirreltrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-mummy-vs-gods-of-egypt-with-special-guest-miranda-meijer--46249840ee5b6aa4-10c4-44f1-84e0-23e2d11c2826Mon, 21 Sep 2020 14:18:10 +0000Citizen Kane VSIf you are wondering just what life was like for the Ancient Egyptians look no further than these two films. How are they so accurate? Some say Gerard Butler is actually a mummy from that era and gave them all the historical info the film makers...6962ancient,brendanfraser,classic,egypt,film,films,gerardbutler,gods,movie,movies,mummy,powerrangers,review,reviews,schlock,themummytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/die-hard-vs-skyscraper--462498232c9a3ff2-4d50-4bd4-92c2-a7450dbb802dMon, 14 Sep 2020 14:15:09 +0000Citizen Kane VSTall building crime is apparently such a phenomenon that a whole sub-genre of movies exist to represent it, and the gang dives into the best and worst of it all this week. Spraying machine gun fire? Check. Whacky accents? Check. A corrupt, inept LAPD...8112brucewillis,china,classic,diehard,dwaynejohnson,film,films,fire,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,skyscraper,therock,towertrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/saturday-night-fever-vs-battlefield-earth--46249832b8786999-84de-4c85-b631-9efb0bc91198Mon, 07 Sep 2020 22:25:00 +0000Citizen Kane VSExperience the episode that was almost our pilot, with a ratings system that we immediately changed. These movies are truly terrifying, and only sometimes did the directors intend them to be. Also Scientology sucks and is an abusive cult and should...5814battlefieldearth,classic,cult,dancing,fever,film,films,movie,movies,review,reviews,saturday,schlock,scientology,travolta,xenutrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-vs-coyote-ugly--46249835ab0acae3-2013-463b-a375-2d0c37d63b84Mon, 31 Aug 2020 15:10:26 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe Wild West and late 90s New York are almost indistinguishable. It's therefore completely evident why these two films would be compared against each other. The music, the style, the rampant gun crime, the awkward sex, it's all dissected in this...6603bad,blondie,classic,clinteastwood,coyoteugly,dancers,film,films,fistful,good,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,ugly,west,westerntrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/aliens-vs-predators--462498333e45375f-55a7-4155-a85b-e17be7da38caMon, 24 Aug 2020 18:30:53 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe gang goes galactic and analyzes these two sequels of massively popular series. In space nobody can hear you scream, but in Jack's apartment we can insult each other without hesitation. The only universal constant we can agree on . . . Adrien...8607adrienbrody,alien,aliens,classic,film,films,jamescameron,movie,movies,predator,predators,review,reviews,schlock,scifi,sequeltrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/jaws-vs-the-meg--462498360f4302cf-e105-4eb8-a17c-be0f5e0c9247Mon, 17 Aug 2020 12:59:02 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe annual CKVS Shark Week episode is here! The gang explores Jack's phobia of open water in ways that will in no way be triggering in the future, Rainn Wilson open mouth laughs, and they take a beer break half way through and leave the mics going....7516classic,film,films,jaws,meg,movie,movies,openwater,review,reviews,schlock,sharks,sharkweek,spielberg,statham,watertrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/back-to-the-future-pt-2-vs-idiocracy--462498292f838463-c8fe-4036-be48-73991e1e5b90Mon, 10 Aug 2020 15:42:47 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe group visits the future in two vastly different interpretations of what's to come.  Sean is threatened with murder, Jack doesn't like breasts on walls, and Daniel thinks 80s Pizza Hut looks tasty. Will either of these films come out on top or will...6879backtothefuture,classic,delorean,docbrown,film,films,future,idiocracy,martymcfly,michaeljfox,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,stupidtrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/thelma-and-louise-vs-hobbs-and-shaw--46249801793ba2a1-5713-4719-b342-9393ff199418Mon, 03 Aug 2020 19:04:40 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe boys dive into a Ridley Scott classic and into Dwayne Johnson's massive biceps in an effort to piece together which of these films will truly stand the test of time. Trigger warning: Kevin Hart exists.6587buddies,cars,classic,dwaynejohnson,fastandfurious,film,films,hobbsandshaw,movie,movies,review,reviews,schlock,statham,thelmaandlouise,therocktrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/indiana-jones-and-the-raiders-of-the-lost-ark-vs-national-treasure--46249822a1e2a537-199e-4c03-9ceb-d97c4a402066Mon, 27 Jul 2020 15:46:14 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe group digs into these two adventure hits and discuss their similarities and their vast differences. Fighting ensues. Will we have our first ever schlocky upset?7469classic,declarationofindependence,film,films,georgelucas,harrisonford,indianajones,indy,lostark,map,movie,movies,niccage,raiders,review,reviews,schlock,spielberg,treasuretrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/all-the-president-s-men-vs-olympus-has-fallen--4624982011e5c590-cab1-4bdc-bb21-0122592b6e2aMon, 20 Jul 2020 14:09:41 +0000Citizen Kane VSThe group looks at two movies involving the downfall of Presidencies. Will Robert Redford's dreamy cream velvet suit beat out Gerard Butler's grizzled skull knifings? 6035classic,film,films,gerardbutler,hasfallen,hoffman,movie,movies,nixon,olympus,president,redford,review,reviews,scandal,schlocktrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/remember-the-titans-vs-clash-of-the-titans--462498374d96b787-9589-424e-bf49-02bc8a233949Mon, 13 Jul 2020 15:35:31 +0000Citizen Kane VSDaniel, Jack, and Sean explore the titanic effort of these two films and unveil a new ratings system to determine just who will be considered the Citizen Kane of the week.6290clash,classic,film,films,football,gods,greek,kraken,monsters,movie,movies,myth,review,reviews,schlock,titans,zeustrue1full