https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/toasted-crackers--5030649enTV & FilmCopyright Sam & Patiencehttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/553556bfdaf256e98b35ad769f8b888a.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/toasted-crackers--5030649Sat, 25 May 2024 01:22:37 +0000Sam & PatienceSam & Patiencetoastedcrackerspodcast@gmail.comTwo white people living in the Arizona heat, welcome to the Toasted Crackers podcast! Join us while we review movies "toasted". Movies old and new, and giving you our honest opinions on them.yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/frown--52035007https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52035007Mon, 28 Nov 2022 16:31:00 +0000Sam & PatienceWe watch the movie Smile and totally sh*t on it. Then we take an autism test for funsies!2696comedy,couples,funny,horror,movie,podcast,review,smileyes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sams-big-break--51889297https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51889297Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:54:26 +0000Sam & PatienceSam is a movie star this week! This week we watch Teenage Badass that Sam was featured in (near the beginning) and also helped work on. A great story about a band trying to make a name for themselves, all set right here in AZ!2807arizona,badass,comedy,couples,film,funny,movie,review,staryes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/toasty-takes-redacted--51817824https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51817824Tue, 08 Nov 2022 01:30:54 +0000Sam & PatienceThe crackers get a little too toasty and reveal hidden truths which were promptly edited out, so I don't know why I'm telling you this.2452advice,comedy,couples,funny,podcastyes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mommy-s-milk--51739500
Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com and tell us what YOU think the movies theme is. Email us to also suggest movies, want advice, or just to say hi!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51739500Mon, 31 Oct 2022 15:18:46 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week we watch the movie, Barbarian. This movie offered a lot of possible themes, twists and Justin Long. SPOILERS, but only a few! Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com and tell us what YOU think the movies theme is. Email us to also...
Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com and tell us what YOU think the movies theme is. Email us to also suggest movies, want advice, or just to say hi!]]>3881acting,babies,comedy,couples,funny,horror,justin,long,mother,movie,podcast,scaryyes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/freddie-prinze-krueger--51671011
Have a movie in mind? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51671011Mon, 24 Oct 2022 14:58:51 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week on Toasted Crackers Sam watches Nightmare on Elm Street for the first time! We talk about the special effects and baby Johnny Depp. Have a movie in mind? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com
Have a movie in mind? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com]]>2632comedy,freddy,funny,horror,podcast,rating,review,scaryyes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/houses-and-october--51609783
Have a movie suggestion? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51609783Tue, 18 Oct 2022 15:33:23 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week we watch The Houses October Built. Are YOUR friends as shitty as them? Have a movie suggestion? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com!
Have a movie suggestion? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com!]]>2796comedy,couples,funny,high,horror,movie,october,reviewyes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sam-gets-canceled--51539515
Have a movie in mind? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51539515Tue, 11 Oct 2022 17:34:57 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week two amazing guests RETURN and watch Terrifier! We also talk about the movie Clown, wedding excitement and offensive accents. Have a movie in mind? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com!
Have a movie in mind? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com!]]>1719art,clowns,co-host,comedy,funny,guests,horror,movies,podcast,reviewyes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dawn-of-jackie-kennedy--51456539
Have a movie you want us to review? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51456539Mon, 03 Oct 2022 17:45:24 +0000Sam & PatienceWe watch Dawn of the Dead! Jackie Kennedy makes a wonderful appearance in this zombie movie. Zack Snyder is the directer...unfortunately. Have a movie you want us to review? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com.
Have a movie you want us to review? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com.]]>3072comedy,couple,dawn,dead,funny,horror,movie,movies,review,snyder,zackyes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/toasted-crackers-the-squeakuel--51388165
Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com for topics, movies or just to say hi!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51388165Mon, 26 Sep 2022 18:39:32 +0000Sam & PatienceWe are BACK with our second season of Toasted Crackers! This week we dive right in to a highly requested Toasty Takes episode. We also give some small life updates on what we have been doing on our break. Email us at...
Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com for topics, movies or just to say hi!]]>3243advice,comedy,couples,funny,podcast,reddityes2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/morbius-killed-us--50381213
This week we watch Morbius, talk about Dewy Cox and current events.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50381213Mon, 27 Jun 2022 16:55:10 +0000Sam & PatienceThis is the LAST episode we are doing (for now?). This week we watch Morbius, talk about Dewy Cox and current events.
This week we watch Morbius, talk about Dewy Cox and current events.]]>2811comedy,couples,funny,morbius,movie,podcast,reviewyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-end-is-near--50299564https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50299564Wed, 22 Jun 2022 22:14:12 +0000Sam & PatienceJason Segel, Lily Collins and Meth Damon make an appearance in a very unique and creative take on robbery in the Netflix movie, Windfall.2643comedy,couples,funny,movie,podcast,reviewyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/killallmen--50002525https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50002525Mon, 30 May 2022 21:02:17 +0000Sam & PatienceAlex Garland gives us a master class in making the same movie twice.3708comedy,couples,ex-machina,film,funny,men,movies,podcast,review,reviewsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/can-a-vampire-say-it--49926654
Have a movie suggestion? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Facebook.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49926654Wed, 25 May 2022 00:15:53 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week, we watch A Vampire in Brooklyn and play a drinking game. In one of Eddie Murphys best roles yet, we see the DENNIS system properly implemented. Join us for a special guest at the end. Have a movie suggestion? Email us at...
Have a movie suggestion? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com or check us out on Facebook.]]>3167couples,film,funny,improv,movies,review,satireyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/depressed-car-man--49734577Have a movie suggestion? email us at toastedcrackerspodcast@gmail.com
Or hit us up at https://www.facebook.com/ToastedCrackersPodcast]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49734577Tue, 10 May 2022 01:02:29 +0000Sam & PatienceDrive is a movie about a human shaped amoeba trying to emote even just one time. Have a movie suggestion? email us at toastedcrackerspodcast@gmail.com Or hit us up at https://www.facebook.com/ToastedCrackersPodcastHave a movie suggestion? email us at toastedcrackerspodcast@gmail.com
Or hit us up at https://www.facebook.com/ToastedCrackersPodcast]]>227380s,couples,drive,film,funny,johntravolta,movies,ryangosslingyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/indie-trash-in-space--49598357https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49598357Fri, 29 Apr 2022 18:16:05 +0000Sam & PatienceThe crackers go to the moon with Sam Rockwell in Moon, a sundance favorite from 2009.2025couples,discussion,film,funny,humor,movies,review,shortyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sexually-repressed-vampires--49404598https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49404598Tue, 12 Apr 2022 01:00:07 +0000Sam & PatienceThe Crackers invite their friend Laura over to get her expertise on the Twilight series. The episode falls apart but a fun time is had regardless.2573critic,film,funny,humor,movies,reviewyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/get-to-da-choppa--49230767ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49230767Mon, 28 Mar 2022 22:04:26 +0000Sam & PatienceThe crackers watch the very first Predator movie. Patience beats Sam up after a very "toasty" review. Check out our Facebook to see the drinking rules this week. If you have any movie suggestions or topics for Toasty Takes, please email us at...ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com!]]>2282arnold,comedy,couples,funny,podcast,predator,relationshipyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/anemic-children--49126694https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49126694Mon, 21 Mar 2022 00:17:50 +0000Sam & PatienceThe crackers partake in another Guillermo Del Toro drama disguised as a horror movie. we discuss the most efficient way to destroy a demon child and create a new PR strategy for Hillary Clinton's campaign.2466antlers,comedy,couples,horror,humor,improv,millenial,millenials,movies,podcastyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-neverending-semen--49062067
Got a movie recommendation? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49062067Mon, 14 Mar 2022 22:04:10 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week the crackers watch The NeverEnding Story. We look inside our inner child while we play a drinking game. Check out our Facebook to see the rules! Got a movie recommendation? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com
Got a movie recommendation? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com]]>3550comedy,couple,funny,movies,podcast,reviewyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-re-bakc-toasty-takes--48997824
Have any movie suggestions or need advice? Email us at ToastedCrackers@gmail.com OR comment on our Facebook page!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48997824Tue, 08 Mar 2022 21:40:31 +0000Sam & PatienceWe're back! This week we do another Toasty Takes and give advice to people that didn't ask us. Have any movie suggestions or need advice? Email us at ToastedCrackers@gmail.com OR comment on our Facebook page!
Have any movie suggestions or need advice? Email us at ToastedCrackers@gmail.com OR comment on our Facebook page!]]>2666advice,comedy,couples,funny,laugh,podcast,reddityesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-gaslight--48614664https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48614664Sun, 06 Feb 2022 18:37:38 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week the crackers watch The Lighthouse, starring Robert Pattinson and Williem Dafoe. A story about two men at work who are sexually frustrated and go insane. Will this movie give you anxiety too?2594couples,dafoe,funny,horror,humor,movie,pattinson,podcast,review,scary,spookyyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/despacito-me--48512985
Got a movie in mind? Email us at Toastcrackerspodcast@gmail.com for movie suggestions or discussion topics for Toasty Takes!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48512985Sun, 30 Jan 2022 21:36:36 +0000Sam & PatienceThe crackers take on Despicable Me this week! What seems as a classic family movie shortly turns into a pro capitalist agenda. The USA has a return back policy when it comes to adoption and citizens can't tell when an evil villain lives in their...
Got a movie in mind? Email us at Toastcrackerspodcast@gmail.com for movie suggestions or discussion topics for Toasty Takes!]]>2049cartoon,comedy,couples,family,funny,gru,laughing,minions,movie,reviewyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/invisible-visible-penis--48339654https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48339654Mon, 17 Jan 2022 23:13:39 +0000Sam & PatienceExplore the depths of depravity as the crackers watch Hollow Man. In what is Kevin Bacon's most true to life role to date; watch as a man immediately decides to commit sexual assault upon gaining magic powers.2363bacon,comedy,couples,film,funny,improv,kevin,laugh,movies,popculture,review,sci-fiyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/toasty-takes-my-fictitious-life--48231431https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48231431Mon, 10 Jan 2022 01:25:41 +0000Sam & Patiencefart noises2519advice,assholes,comedy,couples,funny,podcast,reddityesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/just-dont--48193259https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48193259Thu, 06 Jan 2022 19:00:38 +0000Sam & PatienceCan Hollywood make a single environmental emergency movie without giving itself a pat on the back? Are terf bangs back in? Is Leo De Caprio really that hot, I feel like he isn't.2414comedy,couples,decaprio,funny,improv,jennifer,lawrence,leonardo,movies,netflix,reviewyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/yule-log-snow-balls--48005675https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48005675Tue, 21 Dec 2021 13:00:02 +0000Sam & PatienceThe crackers bring you a frosty double feature for Christmas, two Jack frosts, one naughty, one nice but horrifying none the less.25332021,christmas,comedy,couples,funny,holidays,humor,improv,moviereviews,moviesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/rub-her--47911642https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47911642Tue, 14 Dec 2021 02:16:36 +0000Sam & PatiencePedal to the metal with this charming and jaw dropping flick, about friendship, love, and adventure on the open road! The crackers are watching Rubber and launch our UK drill career.2387comedy,couples,drill,media,movies,popcultureyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-friendly-neighbor-spooderman--47795529
Have a movie suggestion? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Facebook and leave a review or any topics of conversation you would like to hear next!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47795529Sun, 05 Dec 2021 18:08:29 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week the crackers play a drinking game to the 2002 Spider Man movie. We lose our marbles with the amazing acting and graphics provided by the star studded cast. Sam's Randy Savage impersonation is one for the books! Have a movie suggestion?...
Have a movie suggestion? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com. Follow us on Facebook and leave a review or any topics of conversation you would like to hear next!]]>2348comedy,dafoe,drinking,dunst,entertainment,franco,james,kristen,macguire,movie,spiderman,toby,williamyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/clingy-partners-panty-sniffing-papa-john-s--47628430https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47628430Wed, 24 Nov 2021 01:22:31 +0000Sam & PatienceMore toasted takes, fresh from the oven! Can love bloom in an Austrian sex dungeon?2653advice,aita,comedy,couples,drama,funny,improv,life,politics,reddit,relationshipsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-repo-man-and-jfk-jr--47471009
Wanna be a guest? Have a topic or movie suggestion? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47471009Sun, 14 Nov 2021 19:24:51 +0000Sam & PatienceThe crackers have a surprise returning guest this week. We watch Repo! The Genetic Opera, a movie that makes clean camera lenses a thing of the past. Patience provides some crunchy ASMR content while Sam and Addison focus on QAnon. Wanna be a...
Wanna be a guest? Have a topic or movie suggestion? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com.]]>2784comedy,film,funny,high,horror,laugh,movie,music,opera,repo,review,toasyyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/toasty-takes-dog-attacks-and-absent-fathers--47364565https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47364565Tue, 09 Nov 2021 20:00:17 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week we try something new and you get another serving of crackers. This time we read a collection of Reddit posts and give our expert opinions on other people's lives.2667aita,comedy,couples,funny,popculture,reddit,relationships,shortyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/dune-your-mom--47363862
Have s movie suggestion? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47363862Sun, 07 Nov 2021 23:14:52 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week we watch Dune! The highly anticipated movie was a hit with Sam. Patience thinks Jason Mamoa is overrated and Zendaya was a pointless character. Side note: does the title make sense? It was Sams idea lmao. Have s movie suggestion? Email...
Have s movie suggestion? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com.]]>1744comedy,dune,funny,jason,mamoa,movie,timmothy,zendayayesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cream--47132621
Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com to submit any movie requests or topics of conversation.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47132621Mon, 25 Oct 2021 01:04:53 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week we watch Scream! Enjoy Sam giving his first impressions of the movie while Patience eats toast. We talk about the fun connections Wes Craven made and the uncanny resemblance to Scary Movie. Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com to...
Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com to submit any movie requests or topics of conversation.]]>2923comedy,craven,cream,high,horror,killer,movie,scary,scream,weed,wesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-rise-of-soaking--46914071https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46914071Mon, 11 Oct 2021 00:21:34 +0000Sam & PatienceToasted Crackers took a small break, but we're back! Patience's brother Skyler and his girlfriend, Emmalee joins us while watching Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. We learn about virgins, the Mormon faith and customer service.2615comedy,disscussion,funny,horror,leslie,movie,vernonyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-bangin-tumor--46591954
Have a movie suggestion or want to be a guest? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46591954Sun, 19 Sep 2021 19:22:59 +0000Sam & PatienceThis week we have a guest! Our wonderful friend Addison joins us in watching the movie, Malignant. Sam hogs the microphone the entire time and Patience gives incorrect movie facts about Twilight. Have a movie suggestion or want to be a guest?...
Have a movie suggestion or want to be a guest? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com!]]>1686comedy,entertainment,funny,horror,movie,popcultureyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/house-of-1-000-pussies--46490081
Have a comment/question? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com. Let us know your feedback on this episode and if you have any movie suggestions or topics of discussion. We might start doing an advice segment as well! Email us for any advice you may need.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46490081Sun, 12 Sep 2021 21:20:35 +0000Sam & PatienceThe crackers try something new this week! We sit down and watch House of 1,000 Corpses while providing our own special brand of video commentary. Sam does a great Obama impression while Patience can't stop mentioning "pussy". Have a...
Have a comment/question? Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com. Let us know your feedback on this episode and if you have any movie suggestions or topics of discussion. We might start doing an advice segment as well! Email us for any advice you may need.]]>3582comedy,entertainment,horror,movie,popculture,rob,zombieyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/jurassic-park-escape-from-epstein-s-island--46403116
Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com to suggest movies, topics of discussion or to just say hi.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46403116Mon, 06 Sep 2021 21:36:29 +0000Sam & PatienceThese crackers are extra toasty while watching Jurassic Park. Get sexy with us while we discuss Jeff Goldblum, dinosaurs, and Meryl Streep. Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com to suggest movies, topics of discussion or to just say hi.
Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com to suggest movies, topics of discussion or to just say hi.]]>2343comedy,entertainment,goldblum,jeff,jurassic,movies,parkyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-brothers-grimm-job--46289679
Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com to suggest movies, topics of discussion or to just say hi.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46289679Sun, 29 Aug 2021 22:03:27 +0000Sam & PatienceThe Toasted Crackers watch The Brothers Grimm! Dive into a dark and magical fairy tale world where Patience relives her childhood trauma and Sam abuses our microphone. #feminism Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com to suggest movies,...
Email us at ToastedCrackersPodcast@gmail.com to suggest movies, topics of discussion or to just say hi.]]>2705comedy,fariy,funny,grimm,heathledger,mattdamon,media,movie,popculture,taleyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/mistakes-into-miracles--46212005https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46212005Tue, 24 Aug 2021 02:52:10 +0000Sam & Patience*SPOILER WARNING* The Toasted Crackers review The Big Lebowski after being lied to by those bastards at Hulu. Is this a bowling movie or a rug movie? Regardless, The Dude abides.1848comedy,entertainment,funny,johngoodman,movies,review,thedudeyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cover-me-in-chocolate-daddy-wonka--46015198https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46015198Sun, 08 Aug 2021 19:03:25 +0000Sam & PatienceOur inner obese childlike wonder leads the way as we watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Capitalist extortion, child murder, and chocolate. We added a drinking game to make a delicious combination.3003capitalism,couples,entertainment,film,funny,humor,movies,reviewyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/toasted-crackers-in-the-matrix--45931729https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45931729Mon, 02 Aug 2021 03:26:29 +0000Sam & PatienceThe Toasted Crackers enter the Matrix to "free their minds" and understand the power of trench coats and sunglasses. How deep is your rabbit hole?1729comedy,couples,funny,matrix,millennials,movies,reviewsyesfull