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We might not be licensed therapists, but we are licensed to bullshit. Join Jenna and Sophia as they discuss their embarrassing dating stories, life experiences, mental health journeys and more. You might laugh, you might cry, you might think "why are they like this?" and the answer is, we don't know. Whatever you do, Don't Tell Our Therapists.]]>enSociety & CultureCopyright Licensed to Bullshithttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4c2273f57f100d9eec953ae5aba2c9a3.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/don-t-tell-my-therapist--4995103Thu, 23 Jul 2026 16:28:06 +0000Licensed to BullshitLicensed to Bullshitdonttellmytherapistpod@gmail.comTwo 20-something girls decided to start a podcast - because the world definitely needs another one, right? We might not be licensed therapists, but we are licensed to bullshit. Join Jenna and Sophia as they discuss their embarrassing dating...
We might not be licensed therapists, but we are licensed to bullshit. Join Jenna and Sophia as they discuss their embarrassing dating stories, life experiences, mental health journeys and more. You might laugh, you might cry, you might think "why are they like this?" and the answer is, we don't know. Whatever you do, Don't Tell Our Therapists.]]>trueepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-81-second-date-update--73128211
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72901254Thu, 09 Jul 2026 23:38:03 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, the girls reveal what beautiful women are actually thinking, find out if they're smarter than a 5th grader, and explain why bungee jumping and Angel's Landing are strictly before-kids activities (looking at you, Jenna's mom). Want more BS?...actually thinking, find out if they're smarter than a 5th grader, and explain why bungee jumping and Angel's Landing are strictly before-kids activities (looking at you, Jenna's mom).

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]]>2882advice,comedy,dating,easylistening,friendship,funny,genz,girls,humor,lgbtq,love,millennial,morbid,relationships,selfhelp,sex,stories,storytime,therapy,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-79-naked-ghosts-stolen-flamingos--70730381
World War III has broken out, Soph’s falling in love, and Jenna’s getting bullied by anonymous haters. You know who you are, and we hope all of your toenails fall off. 


Want more bs? Find us on Instagram @DontTellMyTherapistPod]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70730381Thu, 19 Mar 2026 14:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitWe’re back… did you miss us? Because a lot has happened. World War III has broken out, Soph’s falling in love, and Jenna’s getting bullied by anonymous haters. You know who you are, and we hope all of your toenails fall off.  Want more bs? Find us...
World War III has broken out, Soph’s falling in love, and Jenna’s getting bullied by anonymous haters. You know who you are, and we hope all of your toenails fall off. 


Want more bs? Find us on Instagram @DontTellMyTherapistPod]]>2937adulting,candid,comedy,conversational,entertainment,funny,ghosts,humor,humorous,mentalhealth,millenial,paranormal,personalgrowth,relatable,relationships,storytelling,storytimetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-78-ispy-a-cheater--67727272https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67727272Thu, 11 Sep 2025 22:35:51 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, Jenna faces two life lessons: friendship is a scam and so is healthcare. Soph, on the other hand, unpacks her history with a gay stripper ex and loses a battle of wits to an iSpy book written for seven-year-olds. 3136falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-77-psa-to-tsa--67546535https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67546535Thu, 28 Aug 2025 21:02:11 +0000Licensed to BullshitIf you had “Jenna taking vocal lessons” and “Sophia getting a boyfriend” on your 2025 bingo card… congrats, you’re a psychic. Jenna’s one lesson away from being the next Sabrina Carpenter, and Sophia is one hard launch away from becoming insufferable....3024falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-76-dead-dog-for-sale--67371715https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67371715Thu, 14 Aug 2025 21:20:17 +0000Licensed to BullshitIf you came here for a "how to" on making a fake Instagram profile, you're in the wrong place. Or... are you? 👀  In Session 76, Jenna questions what sunscreen actually is and why Oura rings exist, Sophia stumbles across a dead dog for sale, and the...3164falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-75-hi-mom-please-stop-listening--67208796
Also, Soph quit her job. So she’s either thriving or spiraling (TBD).

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Also, Soph quit her job. So she’s either thriving or spiraling (TBD).

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Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year! If you don't hate us and feel like spreading some Christmas cheer, leave us a review! ✨ ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63465732Tue, 24 Dec 2024 22:40:59 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn Session 71, Jenna gains a stepdad, while Sophia trades in turkey for tears on Thanksgiving. The girls are joined by Syd—aka Party Diva, Muscle Mommy, and Sophia’s roommate. From uncovering dirty videos of her ex to dancing backstage with a British...
Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year! If you don't hate us and feel like spreading some Christmas cheer, leave us a review! ✨ ]]>3461truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-70-toenails-and-thomas-edison--63257129
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Join us for some more bullshit on @Don'tTellMyTherapistPod on Instagram]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62537547Tue, 29 Oct 2024 17:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitIt’s almost Halloween, so naturally the girls are stress-crafting their costumes and stalking girls from Pinterest. This week, the girls rank men’s hobbies and Jenna accidentally plots to humiliate Sophia. Join us for some more bullshit...
Join us for some more bullshit on @Don'tTellMyTherapistPod on Instagram]]>3583advice,comedy,dating,easylistening,funny,genz,humor,lgbtq,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,therapy,tiktok,travel,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-67-pizza-brawls-and-marketplace-hauls--62092941

If you don't hate us, rate us! And don't forget to follow @DontTellMyTherapistPod on Instagram.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62092941Tue, 24 Sep 2024 16:05:17 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, Jenna and Sophia are all about treating themselves (but let’s not talk about the price tag, okay?). Sophia uses girl math to justify her dream jacket purchase, while Jenna drives THREE hours for a Facebook Marketplace find. Did they...

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If you don’t hate us, rate us! And don’t forget to follow @DontTellMyTherapistPod on Instagram.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61179090Wed, 28 Aug 2024 00:23:28 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, Sophia bows down to Queen Sabrina Carpenter, takes a $360 nap and (accidentally) tries to upstage a bride. Jenna spills on finally being her weird self in a relationship - armpit whispers and all. Oh, and if you’re above the age of 10,... 
If you don’t hate us, rate us! And don’t forget to follow @DontTellMyTherapistPod on Instagram.]]>3316advice,anxiety,comedy,dating,females,friendship,funny,genz,humor,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,therapy,tiktok,travel,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-65-the-dolphin-experiment--61016069
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Looking for more BS? Follow us @DontTellMyTherapistPod]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60865067Tue, 30 Jul 2024 16:48:19 +0000Licensed to BullshitBless your heart and bless your fart. Jenna was down in the dumps this week, but with the help of prayer and the bathroom code at her local Panda Express, she found redemption. Sophia gets called out by an ex and tunes up her dating Dos & Don’ts....
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✨ Want more BS? Of course you do. Follow @Don'tTell MyTherapistPod on Instagram ✨ ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60227133Thu, 30 May 2024 21:02:58 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, the girls cosplay as Avril Lavigne and heal their inner child at Avril’s Greatest Hits Tour. Sophia has a bad first date and fights for survival after a night out in the Windy City. Jenna doesn’t know the dates of historical events, but...
✨ Want more BS? Of course you do. Follow @Don'tTell MyTherapistPod on Instagram ✨ ]]>3389adulting,comedy,culture,dating,depression,friendship,genz,healing,health,humor,journey,mental,millenial,pop,storytime,tips,womenfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-61-legally-gray--59891733Session 61 or is that just Jenna's new age? This week, the girls are roller skating into an early retirement. Jenna is going gray, Sophia gets graphic while filming a live birth, and it's all downhill from here. Were you ugly as a kid like we were? If so, congrats on building some character early on!

✨Want more BS? Of course you do. Follow @Don'tTell MyTherapistPod on Instagram✨]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59891733Tue, 07 May 2024 14:00:03 +0000Licensed to BullshitIs it Session 61 or is that just Jenna's new age? This week, the girls are roller skating into an early retirement. Jenna is going gray, Sophia gets graphic while filming a live birth, and it's all downhill from here. Were you ugly as a kid like we...Session 61 or is that just Jenna's new age? This week, the girls are roller skating into an early retirement. Jenna is going gray, Sophia gets graphic while filming a live birth, and it's all downhill from here. Were you ugly as a kid like we were? If so, congrats on building some character early on!

✨Want more BS? Of course you do. Follow @Don'tTell MyTherapistPod on Instagram✨]]>3175advice,comedians,comedy,dating,friendship,funny,genz,humor,lgbtq,love,mentalhealth,millennial,popculture,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,tiktok,travel,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-60-chew-toys-hemorrhoids--59482845Want Unlicensed Advice? Send a DM to Jenna and Sophia on Instagram]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59482845Tue, 16 Apr 2024 14:00:03 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn Session 60, the girls discuss Jojo Siwa, adult chew toys, and offer ‘Unlicensed Advice’ to a listener fresh out of a four-year relationship. One thing they know for certain — karma (and hemorrhoids) are a bitch.  Want Unlicensed Advice? Send a DM...Want Unlicensed Advice? Send a DM to Jenna and Sophia on Instagram]]>3144advice,banter,comedy,dating,friends,funny,genz,humor,lgbtq,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,sarcasm,sexuality,tiktok,travel,witty,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-59-silly-goose-gifts--59263961
Want more BS? Follow Don't Tell My Therapist on ✨Instagram✨]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59263961Tue, 02 Apr 2024 17:05:28 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, Sophia is excited to report that she finally has hobbies — and hobby horsing may just be her next one. Meanwhile Jenna is turning the big 2-8 and the only thing she wants are a pair of whimsical lawn geese… are we sure she isn’t turning...
Want more BS? Follow Don't Tell My Therapist on ✨Instagram✨]]>3029advice,anxiety,comedians,comedy,dating,friendships,funny,genz,humor,jokes,lgbtqia,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,therapy,tiktok,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-58-honk-if-you-re-stranded--59095928https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59095928Tue, 19 Mar 2024 14:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn Session 58, Jenna has a boomer moment and does everything she can to impress Pitbull’s parents. Sophia gets a male gyno and wonders if Jenna could survive being stranded in the wilderness — with her new diagnosis, they’re not so sure. 3235advice,comedians,dating,easylistening,funny,genz,humor,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,selfhelp,sex,sexuality,stories,storytime,therapy,tiktok,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-57-love-is-not-blind--58937003
Want more BS? Follow @DontTellMyTherapistPod on Instagram ✨]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58937003Tue, 05 Mar 2024 22:39:51 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week the girls gossip about Love is Blind, Avril Lavigne’s clone (we’re onto you, Melissa) and all things reality TV. If you’ve ever wanted to be famous, now is your chance — just date Sophia and apply to be on the Ultimatum. Send us a DM! Want...
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Want more BS? Of course you do! Follow Don't Tell My Therapist on ✨Instagram✨]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58755618Tue, 20 Feb 2024 20:57:38 +0000Licensed to BullshitYes, we gave a man a microphone...but Jacob is one of the good ones, we swear! Tune in for a male perspective on Valentine's Day, dating icks, gift giving, and more. If you're seeking smutty book recommendations, you're in for a treat. But if you’re...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57981943Tue, 12 Dec 2023 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitSophia has been back in America for about 5 minutes and she’s already almost been kidnapped – some things never change. Jenna makes a terrible first impression on her boyfriend’s family, cuddles her cat’s ashes, and teaches Sophia animal facts against...
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]]>2859advice,anxiety,bestfriends,bodyimage,comedy,friends,funny,humor,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,stories,storytelling,therapy,tiktok,travel,traveling,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-51-jalapeno-p-ssy--57651173
Want more BS? Of course you do. Follow @DontTellMyTherapistPod on Instagram✨]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57651173Wed, 15 Nov 2023 17:37:38 +0000Licensed to BullshitBonjour! Things are heating up this week in more ways than one. Jenna is dating Pitbull and it's getting pretty spicy (literally), while Sophia makes a new, imaginary friend in Turkey and tries being the "cool girl" with her London "boyfriend." She's...
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57274764Tue, 17 Oct 2023 17:16:32 +0000Licensed to BullshitAfter the last self-help session, the girls resume their regularly scheduled programming. In Session 49, Jenna mourns the loss of her cat, confronts a ghost, and becomes an (alleged) stalker. Meanwhile Sophia celebrates her birthday in Budapest with a...
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]]>3656advice,comedy,dating,easylistening,friends,friendship,funny,genz,girls,humor,lgbtq,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,storytime,tiktok,travel,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-48-meet-sophia-s-ex-life-coach--57048309

• Follow Ben on Insta @benjoywalker for daily insights to help you live the life you want to live!

• More about Ben. Ben is a former musical theatre actor turned life coach for procrastinators.He specializes in getting to the root of people’s procrastination and perfectionism, and transforming that into a motivating action plan they’ll actually do, so they can reach their potential.

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57048309Tue, 03 Oct 2023 17:01:24 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn session 48, the girls introduce Sophia’s ex life coach, Ben Walker, for a lively discussion on procrastination — Ben has the insights to target the deep root of your procrastination issues so you can GET SHIT DONE! (hint: it’s a LOT deeper than...

• Follow Ben on Insta @benjoywalker for daily insights to help you live the life you want to live!

• More about Ben. Ben is a former musical theatre actor turned life coach for procrastinators.He specializes in getting to the root of people’s procrastination and perfectionism, and transforming that into a motivating action plan they’ll actually do, so they can reach their potential.

]]>3479breakupadvice,childhoodtrauma,comedy,comedypodcast,dailymantras,entreprenuer,findingyourself,gettingoutofyourownway,life,lifeadvice,lifecoach,livethelifeyouwanttolive,manifesting,overcomingtrauma,procrastination,quarterlifecrisis,startingabusiness,traumafalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-47-this-was-jenna-s-fault--56890845
Want more BS? Follow @donttellmytherapist on Instagram]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56890845Fri, 22 Sep 2023 00:27:30 +0000Licensed to BullshitSession 47 goes international as the girls reunite in CROATIA! But first, Jenna makes an unexpected pit stop in Germany (it was her fault). The girls forage for crabs, Sophia fist fights an old lady, and Jenna challenges a Frenchman to a dance-off....
Want more BS? Follow @donttellmytherapist on Instagram]]>3698comedy,dating,easylistening,funny,girls,humor,lifestyle,love,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,story,storytime,therapist,therapy,tiktok,travel,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-46-a-new-era--56628699
Want more? Follow us on Instagram]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56628699Tue, 29 Aug 2023 18:40:11 +0000Licensed to BullshitWhere do we even begin? Jenna is single, Sophia doesn't understand DNA, and the adult diaper community is out to get us. Welcome to the new era of the shitshow! Want more? Follow us on https://www.instagram.com/donttellmytherapistpod/
Want more? Follow us on Instagram]]>3616advice,anxiety,breakups,comedy,dating,easylistening,friends,funny,humor,lgbtq,lifestyle,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,storytime,travel,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-45-what-would-barbie-do--56406400
Follow our bullsh*t on @donttellmytherapistpod on Instagram✨]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56406400Tue, 08 Aug 2023 18:48:20 +0000Licensed to BullshitHi Barbie! This week, the girls share their thoughts on the Barbie movie and dream of being the hero on "What Would You Do?" Jenna sucks at Zumba, professionally claps back at a therapist, and fights her high school chemistry teacher. Meanwhile,...
Follow our bullsh*t on @donttellmytherapistpod on Instagram✨]]>3785advice,anxiety,bestfriends,comedy,couples,dating,friendships,funny,girls,lgbtq,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,travel,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-44-commit-to-the-bit--56207275@donttellmytherapistpod on Instagram for some Unlicensed Advice!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56207275Tue, 25 Jul 2023 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, Jenna demonstrates her commitment to the bit and Sophia almost bleaches her butthole. The girls discuss the new grandpa Bachelor, getting hit on at a comedy festival, and Sophia takes the lesbian test. Want more from these geniuses? DM...@donttellmytherapistpod on Instagram for some Unlicensed Advice!]]>2904advice,comedy,dating,friends,friendships,funny,gay,humor,lgbtq,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,storytelling,therapy,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-43-unlicensed-advice--56063439





]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56063439Tue, 11 Jul 2023 16:05:26 +0000Licensed to BullshitWe're sorry that Session 43 is late, we were stuck in traffic behind a herd of goats. This week, the girls kick off their new segment “Unlicensed Advice” and help a listener confront their stinky boyfriend. Sophia commits treason and spends the 4th of...





]]>3526advice,bestfriends,comedy,dating,funny,genz,humor,lgbtq,lifestyle,love,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,storytelling,therapist,therapy,travel,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-42-birthday-meat-ruth-s-chris-heat--54557501
Keep up with our BS on Instagram @donttellmytherapistpod]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54557501Tue, 20 Jun 2023 22:31:15 +0000Licensed to BullshitWelcome to Session 42, where no goat goes unrecognized and no steakhouse is safe. This week, Jenna learns that daddy issues cause neck pain and her boyfriend gets a special birthday meat – I mean..."treat." Meanwhile, Sophia discovers she's an iPad...
Keep up with our BS on Instagram @donttellmytherapistpod]]>3120advice,anxiety,bestfriends,comedy,dating,funny,genz,humor,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relationship,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,travel,traveling,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-41-the-ick-list--54120564https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54120564Tue, 06 Jun 2023 20:57:17 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, the girls identify their personal icks, Jenna gets framed for a shitty crime, and Sophia breaks up with her fake boyfriend. Remember to send in your submissions for our new segment! We’re still not doctors, but our therapy services are free...3548advice,comedy,dating,friend,friendship,funny,girls,humor,lgbtq,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,travel,traveling,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-40-celeb-sightings-kidnapping-close-calls--53975102
Despite not having the bandwidth to record, we managed to show up as our authentic selves (for better or worse). To piggy back off of that, this week we tackle some very important questions. Do Italian men like butt stuff? What is Lindsay Lohan doing right now? What strange car will Sophia get into next and will she live to tell the tale? We'll circle back with you and let you know.

Best,
Jenna and Sophia]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53975102Tue, 23 May 2023 19:20:39 +0000Licensed to BullshitDear listeners, Despite not having the bandwidth to record, we managed to show up as our authentic selves (for better or worse). To piggy back off of that, this week we tackle some very important questions. Do Italian men like butt stuff? What is...
Despite not having the bandwidth to record, we managed to show up as our authentic selves (for better or worse). To piggy back off of that, this week we tackle some very important questions. Do Italian men like butt stuff? What is Lindsay Lohan doing right now? What strange car will Sophia get into next and will she live to tell the tale? We'll circle back with you and let you know.

Best,
Jenna and Sophia]]>3424advice,comedy,dating,female,friends,friendship,friendships,funny,humor,lgbtq,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relatable,relationship,sex,sexuality,travel,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-39-you-ve-got-mail-and-jury-duty--53798256https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53798256Tue, 09 May 2023 21:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, Jenna and Sophia return to update you on life’s latest adventures. Sophia continues to galavant throughout Europe and live a thousand lifetimes — from hitching a ride on a motorcycle, to meeting a guy with a framed selfie hung up in his...3609anxiety,comedy,dating,datinginyour20s,datingstories,datingtips,depression,donttellmytherapist,europe,lifecoach,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,singlelife,solotravel,travelabroad,traveltips,tvreviews,wellnesstrue39fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-38-courtside-dream-killer--53386902https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53386902Thu, 30 Mar 2023 19:10:56 +0000Licensed to BullshitSurprise! Did you miss us? Did you even notice we were gone? Don't answer. This week, we get Morbid, experience international D, and turn down courtside seats to go to a disco. But hey, you DO only turn 27 once. This episode is definitely not...3302advice,bestfriend,comedy,couples,dating,donttellmytherapist,friends,genz,girls,humor,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,morbid,relationships,sex,sexuality,travel,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-37-lucky-lucky-girls--52751644https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52751644Thu, 16 Feb 2023 15:30:01 +0000Licensed to BullshitWe’re BACK…for now. Sophia and Jenna finally left Harry’s House and are back in Portland. Sophia is leaving in a few days to start a new chapter of life, or a whole new book, we’re not sure. Before she jaunts off to Europe, the girls rendezvous for...3221anxiety,comedy,dating,depression,friends,friendship,funny,girls,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,millennials,relationship,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,travel,travelingtrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-36-all-dogs-go-to-drag-shows--52419998https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52419998Thu, 12 Jan 2023 17:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitBonjour! The new year is already in full swing: Sophia's dog died at a drag show, Jenna had surgery, and our friend Jacob is trying to get better at being alone (without looking like a creep). The girls confront Jacob for ghosting their friendship and...3987anxiety,bestfriends,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,funny,genz,humor,lifestyle,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,storytime,therapy,travel,travelingtrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-35-stolen-phones-dave-s-hot-chicken--52182161https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52182161Thu, 15 Dec 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, Jenna's wheelchair-bound mother embarks on a wild goose chase to track down a phone-stealing criminal. With her wannabe-CSI cap on, everyone is a suspect, especially the customers at Dave's Hot Chicken. Despite her best efforts to solve the...3397comedy,dating,funny,genz,girls,girltalk,humor,lifestyle,love,millennial,relationship,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,storytime,tiktok,travel,traveling,womentrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-34-eat-pray-don-t-get-killed-in-europe--52063512https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52063512Thu, 01 Dec 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, Sophia goes on a date with a 48 year old David Beckham lookalike and the girls discuss the pros and cons of relationship age gaps. Hint: men do NOT get better with age. Meanwhile, Jenna gets rejected on Facebook Marketplace and plans a...3026advice,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,funny,gay,humor,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relationship,relationships,sexuality,storytime,tiktok,travel,traveltips,womentrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-33-watermelon-sugar-bye--51847681https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51847681Thu, 10 Nov 2022 16:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, Jenna and Sophia went through a roller coaster of emotions when a little known artist by the name of Harry Styles rescheduled his show not once, but twice. This is not what dreams are made of. The girls had to hang up their feather boas and...3684bestfriends,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,gay,lgbtq,lifestyle,mentalhealth,millennial,music,popculture,relationship,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,storytime,travel,travelingtrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-32-we-needed-this--51701349https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51701349Thu, 27 Oct 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitWell folks, it’s finally raining in Portland. We really needed this. You know what else Jenna needs? A new pair of pajama shorts. This week, the girls give a pop culture recap, reminisce on MTV classics, and cancel Kanye West. Have you ever wondered...3563advice,anxiety,bestfriends,boyfriend,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,funny,girlfriend,humor,lgbtq,lifestyle,mentalhealth,millennial,popculture,relationship,relationships,sex,sexualitytrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-31-self-help-and-strap-ons--51560304https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51560304Thu, 13 Oct 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitStrap in and strap on, Jenna and Sophia are back again. Soph may be older, but Jenna isn't any wiser. The girls talk about Sophia's X-rated birthday gift (courtesy of Bank of America), intrusive thoughts, the consequences of trying to be an extrovert,...3228advice,bestfriends,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,genz,girls,humor,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,ocd,relationship,relationships,sex,sexuality,stories,womentrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-30-dirty-thirty-and-thriving--51419575https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51419575Thu, 29 Sep 2022 18:27:26 +0000Licensed to BullshitWe began this podcast by sharing dating horror stories and trying to improve our mental health…Now we talk about shitting our pants and accidentally flashing a handyman. It’s crazy how far we’ve come! Enjoy Jenna and Sophia’s selection of the best...3328advice,anxiety,bestfriends,comedy,dating,depression,friends,friendship,funny,girls,humor,lgbtq,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,millennial,relationships,sex,sexuality,womentrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-29-are-they-really-just-friends--51271993https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51271993Thu, 15 Sep 2022 16:55:37 +0000Licensed to BullshitIf he wanted to he would...right? If you're looking for shitty relationship advice, you've come to the right place. This week, the girls had the honor of receiving their first listener submission and they cut right to the chase: those two definitely...3139advice,anxiety,bestfriends,boyfriends,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,funny,girlfriends,girls,humor,life,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,relationships,sex,sexuality,womentrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-28-happy-belated-birthday--51012723https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51012723Thu, 25 Aug 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitNo one asked, but Jenna has peed 16 times today (so far). This week we are reminded that wherever Sophia goes, chaos follows. From a failed solo adventure to meeting a white girl wasted lawyer, she really can't catch a break. Jenna unplugs for the...3089adventures,advice,anxiety,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,funny,girls,humor,lgbtq,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,sex,sexuality,storytime,tiktok,travel,womentrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-27-er-trips-free-the-nips--50871154https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50871154Thu, 11 Aug 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn this eventful session, Jenna gets in a bar fight (with a shelf) and lives to tell the tale (kind of). Luckily, Sophia was there to tell us what *really* happened. The crew finally meets Jenna's mom and were on their best behavior, but the waiter...3333comedy,dating,drinking,friends,friendship,funny,girls,humor,lgbtq,lifestyle,love,relationships,sex,sexuality,storytime,womentrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-26-jenna-and-sophia-build-a-sex-room--50723620https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50723620Thu, 28 Jul 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, the girls took a trip to Tahoe where they climbed Mt. Everest to get to a secret beach and spent 8 hours learning how to build a sex room. Jenna and Sophia get turned down by Portland’s hottest new bar and meet an emotional support snake....3104advice,celebrities,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,funny,humor,lgbt,lifestyle,millennial,relationships,selflove,sex,storytime,travel,womentrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-25-jenna-buys-a-house--50522966https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50522966Tue, 12 Jul 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, Sophia goes to the Big Apple, gets her phone stolen (again) and has a big epiphany. Back home, Jenna pees in a stranger's yard (allegedly), learns about "vabbing," and BuYs A hOuSe??? Very off brand.3115advice,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,girls,humor,lifestyle,love,realestate,relationships,selfhelp,sex,storytime,tiktok,travel,vabbingtrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-24-dead-dad-day--50375017https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50375017Tue, 28 Jun 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitHappy Dead Dad Day to all who celebrate! This week, Sophia and Jenna go after Big Milk and the Supreme Court - who needs rights, right? The girls road trip to Seattle and take some detours down memory lane. We learn Sophia was in a cult and Jenna went...3579advice,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,funny,humor,love,millennial,relationships,roadtrip,sex,singing,storytelling,storytime,therapist,therapy,travel,womensrightstrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-23-leonardo-gay-vinci-and-sluttyjesus--50181264https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50181264Tue, 14 Jun 2022 15:00:03 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn celebration of Pride month, Jenna and Sophia play with 8 balls at once, discover Leonardo Da Vinci was gay, and party with "SluttyJesus," the dog trainer/stripper. Sophia starts dating again and naturally, chaos ensues - right on brand. Jenna gets...3702advice,anxiety,art,awkward,comedy,dating,datingapps,friends,friendship,girls,gossip,hinge,humor,love,mentalhealth,relationships,sex,sexuality,sheratesdogs,therapytrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-22-edc-and-horse-therapy--50006024https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50006024Tue, 31 May 2022 15:00:03 +0000Licensed to BullshitSophia returned from EDC, but we can't say the same for her phone. In Session 22, Soph recaps the wonders and horrors of EDC, including the great Wiener War, flirting her way onto rides, and opportunistic phone thieves. Jenna reveals a new pet peeve...3088advice,comedy,dating,edc,friends,friendship,funny,genz,girls,humor,lifestyle,millennial,plur,rave,raves,relationships,storytime,therapist,therapytrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-21-dude-where-s-my-spaceship--49826149https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49826149Tue, 17 May 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitThings here on Earth have been a little crazy lately, so Jenna and Sophia plan their trip to space - fingers crossed they don't get lost on the way there. This week, our directionally-challenged queens discuss being caretakers for boyfriends and horny...3493advice,boyfriends,cats,comedy,covid,dating,edc,edm,friends,friendship,girls,humor,lifestyle,love,men,outerspace,relationship,sex,space,traveltrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-20-the-mayor-of-new-york-city--49636473https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49636473Tue, 03 May 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitStart spreading the news…he’s leaving and gayyyy! We’re kicking off our 20th session with another special guest and the newest New Yorker: Michael! In the middle of packing up his entire life, Michael found the time to grace us with his presence...3221advice,career,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,funny,gay,humor,jobs,lgbtq,love,men,millennial,moving,newyork,nyc,sextrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-19-dinosaurs-and-didgeridoos--49474186https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49474186Tue, 19 Apr 2022 15:00:03 +0000Licensed to BullshitIt turns out that Sophia DOES have a hobby: she’s now a professional bully! Session 19 is off to a unique start when Sophia cyberbullies a comedian and admits she has the hots for King Triton. The girls recall their “scandalous” high school days, with...3315advice,bestfriends,college,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,funny,girls,help,highschool,humor,irreverent,love,mentalhealth,millennial,parties,portland,sex,sexualitytrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-18-butt-naked-bowling--49324113https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49324113Tue, 05 Apr 2022 15:00:04 +0000Licensed to BullshitWe are sad to say that this will be the last session of Don’t Tell My Therapist… just kidding. This week, Jenna takes April Fools pranks too far, turns 26 and gets a special birthday wish from Kimberly J. Brown (Marnie from Halloweentown, obviously)....4044advice,bestfriends,bisexual,cats,comedy,dating,friends,funny,girlfriends,girls,hobbies,humor,life,love,mentalhealth,millennial,pets,relationships,sex,sexualitytrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-17-citygirls-check-ins-and-cat-scams--49152199https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49152199Tue, 22 Mar 2022 15:44:13 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn Session 17, Jenna asks for help - "Again?!" - and Sophia embraces her new life as a single #CityGirl. The girls discuss dating with anxiety, the mental health walk of shame, and being called out by Chipotle employees. Sophia is working on her...3617advice,anxiety,bestfriends,career,cats,comedy,dating,depression,friends,friendship,girls,humor,life,lifestyle,love,mentalhealthtrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-16-natalie-s-dump-truck-diaries--48988191https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48988191Tue, 08 Mar 2022 16:00:03 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week Jenna and Sophia introduce their good friend Natalie, who brings a wealth of sex knowledge and the ass of a mom from a Pixar movie. Natalie has no shame in her game and shares insight into dom/sub relationships and power play, consent in the...3523advice,bdsm,bisexual,comedy,dating,dom,dominant,friends,girls,humor,kinks,kinky,lgbtq,lgbtq+,lifestyle,love,relationship,sex,sexuality,submissivetrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-15-we-quit-our-jobs--48825931https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48825931Tue, 22 Feb 2022 16:00:03 +0000Licensed to BullshitIt only took 3 years, but we finally quit our jobs. Did we mention we were coworkers? Not anymore. Jenna and Sophia recall the first time they met, interview dos and don'ts, and being scared of change. The girls conquer their fears and are leaving the...3745advice,career,comedy,dating,friends,friendship,funny,girls,humor,interviews,jobs,lifestyle,love,mentalhealth,podcasttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-14-our-first-guest-the-unforgettable-fran--48637853https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48637853Tue, 08 Feb 2022 16:00:03 +0000Licensed to BullshitThis week, Jenna and Sophia welcome their first guest: the unforgettable Fran. She teaches them about life, death, and how to give a shit about yourself. From serial cheaters and emotional abuse, to hiding "saucy nudes" and twerking for the police -...3762boyfriends,comedy,dating,death,friends,friendship,girlfriends,girls,grief,grieving,humor,life,love,morbid,relationshipstrue43fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-13-dating-app-101-and-koala-chlamydia--48432536https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48432536Tue, 25 Jan 2022 15:00:03 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn Session 13, Sophia invents a dating app (patent pending) and Jenna comes up with a savage party game that's perfect for your next family reunion or work event (play at your own risk). The girls deep dive into their dating profiles and expose men's...3691advice,comedy,couples,dates,dating,fitness,friends,friendship,funny,girls,hobbies,humor,mentalhealth,midtwenties,podcast,relationships,single,tiktoktrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-12-all-aboard-the-pineapple-express--48245501https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48245501Tue, 11 Jan 2022 15:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitAll aboard the Pineapple Express! 2022 is off to a wild, yet completely on-brand, start. In the course of 2 weeks, Jenna got COVID and became Tik Tok famous - we're not sure which is worse. Sophia travels solo and has a memorable night with her new...3583bestfriends,comedy,couples,friends,girls,humor,nonmonogamous,poly,relationships,sex,swingers,swinging,threesomestrue2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-11-aristotle-and-kung-fu-panda--47956330https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47956330Tue, 28 Dec 2021 16:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitNew year, same bullshit. The new year may be coming, but Sophia is not. In Session 11, Sophia explains her dating hiatus and finds inspiration from Kung Fu Panda. Jenna sets her New Year’s resolutions and waters a fake plant for a week. 2022 is...3155comedy,fitness,friends,friendship,goals,goalsetting,health,humor,lifeadvice,lifecoach,lifestyle,mentalhealth,newyears,newyearsresolutions,relationshipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-10-merry-cringemas--47898746https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47898746Tue, 14 Dec 2021 17:00:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitHoe, hoe, hoe, Merry Cringemas everyone! In Session 10, Jenna receives a Christmas chicken and anniversary mouthwash, Sophia chases down a cheater, and they learn an important lesson in bathroom etiquette: avoid taking selfies in the handicap stall…3672cheaters,christmas,christmasgifts,comedy,dating,friends,girls,holidays,humor,lifelessons,mentalhealth,millenialstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-9-xoxo-gossip-girls--47725970https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47725970Tue, 30 Nov 2021 20:41:16 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn this session, Jenna and Sophia preach how you shouldn’t talk shit, and then proceed to talk shit for the next 20 minutes. Hey, we said we’re growing, we’re not perfect. We reminisce on our petty pasts and tell stories about the Dish War, Jenna’s...3213bestfriends,comedy,dating,females,friends,friendship,funny,girls,gossip,humor,love,relationship,relationships,roommates,stories,storytelling,storytime,womentrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-8-turkey-is-canceled--47505145https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47505145Tue, 16 Nov 2021 17:21:57 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn this week’s episode, Jenna and Sophia discuss thanksgiving traditions, unwritten family rules and their hatred for turkey. If you don’t have thanksgiving plans yet, you can always show up to Jenna‘s house with the rest of the strays. The only catch...3005boyfriends,comedy,dating,daughter,families,family,female,friends,friendship,funny,girls,life,love,millennials,mother,relatable,relationships,stories,trendytrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-7-boo-s-moo-s-and-booze--47277635https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47277635Tue, 02 Nov 2021 18:16:49 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn this spoOooOky episode, Jenna and Sophia share their Halloweekend adventures. From drag queens to dive bars, the scariest part of the weekend was how many people didn't recognize our costume (Lindsay Lohan would be so disappointed). The girls share...3556bars,bestfriends,comedy,donttellmytherapist,drinking,dtmt,friends,funny,halloweekend,halloween,holiday,millenial,storytime,survival,survivaltipstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-6-the-tale-of-lizzie-tinder--47049166https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47049166Tue, 19 Oct 2021 18:07:32 +0000Licensed to BullshitSession 6 was doomed from the start when Jenna forgot to press record for the first 20 minutes. (It was an accident leave me alone). ANYWAYS, this week we learn about Sophia’s type in men, the horrors of 3-in-1 shampoo, male birth control, and the...3019bumble,comedy,dating,halloween,hinge,men,onlinedating,relationships,single,therapist,therapy,tinder,womentrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-5-our-first-fight--46727688https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46727688Tue, 28 Sep 2021 17:11:18 +0000Licensed to BullshitSession 5 takes a turn after Jenna confronts Sophia. Once they work things out, Sophia opens up about being a baby gay, Jenna defends “hoe phases,” and they both find their soulmate…well, sort of.3209bestfriends,bisexuality,bumble,comedy,dates,dating,friend,friends,friendship,ghosting,hinge,lesbian,love,mentalhealth,onlinedating,relationship,relationships,sex,sexuality,soulmatestrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-4-middle-school-bullies-and-roasting-our-childhood--46516996https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46516996Tue, 14 Sep 2021 15:51:02 +0000Licensed to BullshitEveryone has their awkward stages, Jenna and Sophia's just happened to last way too long. In this session, hear Jenna and Sophia's cringey stories from their childhood, including their obsession with Twilight, dealing with online bullies, middle...3483bullying,childhood,childhoodstories,comedy,edwardcullen,embarrassing,femalepodcast,firstkiss,funny,middleschool,movies,nostalgia,nostalgic,puberty,throwback,twilight,weddings,women,womenspodcasttrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-3-yurt-pod--46218998
Jenna and Sophia expose their dark humor, Jenna's therapist dumps her and Sophia tries to manifest her depression away. Also, Jenna cries like a little bitch. lol. Enjoy.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46218998Tue, 24 Aug 2021 15:41:29 +0000Licensed to BullshitIn this special session, Jenna and Sophia are on location in a yurt for a weekend getaway, and they brought a lot of baggage with them - both literal and emotional. Jenna and Sophia expose their dark humor, Jenna's therapist dumps her and Sophia...
Jenna and Sophia expose their dark humor, Jenna's therapist dumps her and Sophia tries to manifest her depression away. Also, Jenna cries like a little bitch. lol. Enjoy.]]>4039advice,anxiety,breakup,depression,emotional,exboyfriend,funny,girlboss,humor,lifeadvice,manifesting,mentalhealth,mentalhealthadvice,millenial,relatable,suicide,therapist,therapy,travel,womentrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-2-the-week-from-hell-gaslighting-our-grandmas--45946574https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45946574Tue, 03 Aug 2021 07:31:13 +0000Licensed to BullshitFeet pics, sugar daddies and breakups, oh my! In this week's episode, Jenna and Sophia dive into everything that's happened since recording Session 1 (four months ago). Do you know what happens in four months? EVERYTHING BAD! Sophia reflects on her...3043breakups,comedy,dating,fetishes,friendships,funny,millenial,relationships,storytime,sugardaddies,womentrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/session-1-the-podcast-no-one-asked-for--45730968https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45730968Tue, 20 Jul 2021 23:51:00 +0000Licensed to BullshitJenna and Sophia kick off Session One with their dating horror stories, men with no furniture, unsolicited phone sex and their path to being mentally healthy (good luck, bitch).2802anxiety,comedy,dating,depression,femaleempowerment,friends,friendship,funny,girls,mentalhealth,millennials,relationship,relationshipadvice,relationships,sex,therapist,therapy,womentrue1full