https://www.spreaker.com/show/movie-survival-guideenTV & FilmCopyright Jamais Jochimhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/959b7ab22a56ff218c2354564416b9cd.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/movie-survival-guideSun, 30 Nov 2025 12:14:35 +0000Jamais JochimJamais Jochimjamaisj@gmail.comEvery movie genre has its own rules, and you need to know those rules if you're going to survive that genre! This podcast looks at the Top Ten rules of each genre in order to help you survive in that movie, be it horror, action, or the dreaded teenage...falseepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/avoiding-the-killer--47139952
We all love watching horror movies, but hate trying to survive them. It's just too easy to let fear take advantage of you and dictate your actions. In this episode, we look at why horror movies will always be popular despite our low opinion of them and how much fun they can be. We look at a few examples, and then show you how a little preparation and strategy can go a long way to ensuring your survival no matter what is hunting you.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47139952Mon, 25 Oct 2021 10:11:01 +0000Jamais Jochim"Don't try to escape, don't cry out for help, do you understand?"---Casanova, "Kiss The Girls" We all love watching horror movies, but hate trying to survive them. It's just too easy to let fear take advantage of you and dictate your actions. In this...
We all love watching horror movies, but hate trying to survive them. It's just too easy to let fear take advantage of you and dictate your actions. In this episode, we look at why horror movies will always be popular despite our low opinion of them and how much fun they can be. We look at a few examples, and then show you how a little preparation and strategy can go a long way to ensuring your survival no matter what is hunting you.]]>2244books,crazy,curses,for,guy,horror,leather,movies,research,separation,strategy,survivalfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-to-get-laid--46357828
The sex comedy is one of the most durable of art forms, capable, of making us laugh, cry, and taking down leaders. Our Goal: Get laid without totally embarrassing ourselves. In order to do so, we will use our connections, manage the schedules of our enemies, forget that thing called "Modesty", ignore reputations, and maybe even carry a condom.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46357828Fri, 03 Sep 2021 09:11:38 +0000Jamais Jochim“The real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollarscash, tries to...
The sex comedy is one of the most durable of art forms, capable, of making us laugh, cry, and taking down leaders. Our Goal: Get laid without totally embarrassing ourselves. In order to do so, we will use our connections, manage the schedules of our enemies, forget that thing called "Modesty", ignore reputations, and maybe even carry a condom.]]>1763alcohol,condom,dares,drugs,getting,guide,in,laid,losing,modesty,movie,movies,reputations,schedules,sex,survivalfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/without-a-shank--46249745
Surviving in a prison movie can be all sorts of fun: You have a gym, lots of friends, and motivation to survive. Just remember to keep your guard and let the soap go. Just let it go.

Oh, and this is strictly for surviving movie prison life. Using this as a guide for REAL prison life is not advisable.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46249745Thu, 26 Aug 2021 17:17:35 +0000Jamais Jochim"You know, we're always fascinated when we find leg irons with no legs in them."---Samuel Gerard, The Fugitive Surviving in a prison movie can be all sorts of fun: You have a gym, lots of friends, and motivation to survive. Just remember to keep your...
Surviving in a prison movie can be all sorts of fun: You have a gym, lots of friends, and motivation to survive. Just remember to keep your guard and let the soap go. Just let it go.

Oh, and this is strictly for surviving movie prison life. Using this as a guide for REAL prison life is not advisable.]]>1670biggest,cry,gang,guide,guy,join,model,movie,never,prison,prisoner,punch,see,snitches,soap,stitches,survivalfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/surviving-the-military--46170874
Surviving military service in the movies can be difficult. Between "volunteering", scientific experiments, and dangerous superiors, your life is in constant jeopardy. This should help you survive your stint in the service, no matter which branch, which era, or which side you find yourself on.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46170874Fri, 20 Aug 2021 13:24:46 +0000Jamais Jochim"Back there I could fly a gunship, I could drive a tank, I was in charge of a million dollar equipment!"--- Rambo, "First Blood" Surviving military service in the movies can be difficult. Between "volunteering", scientific experiments, and dangerous...
Surviving military service in the movies can be difficult. Between "volunteering", scientific experiments, and dangerous superiors, your life is in constant jeopardy. This should help you survive your stint in the service, no matter which branch, which era, or which side you find yourself on.]]>1441boots,crackers,do,dogrobbiing,favors,guide,military,movie,not,respect,shined,survival,surviving,volunteerfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/general-survival-tips--46142268
"Hit it."
----Elwood and Joliet Jake Blues,"Blues Brothers"


We've all debated what we would do if we were in a movie. This episode covers the most basic survival tips on how to survive in most movies.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46142268Wed, 18 Aug 2021 14:01:16 +0000Jamais Jochim"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it." ----Elwood and Joliet Jake Blues,"Blues Brothers" We've all debated what we would do if we were in a movie. This...
"Hit it."
----Elwood and Joliet Jake Blues,"Blues Brothers"


We've all debated what we would do if we were in a movie. This episode covers the most basic survival tips on how to survive in most movies.]]>1294characters,cooking,guide,having,instruments,lead,loyalty,movie,musical,sex,supporting,surivival,token,weaponsfalsefull