https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-jesus-freaks--4905864enComedyCopyright Reverend Finessa Carltonhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/c9c7f89b126b5e3db0b76617d8289106.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-jesus-freaks--4905864Fri, 06 Sep 2024 20:58:19 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonReverend Finessa Carltonfeeds@spreaker.comEvangelical Christian podcast about fighting commies and suckin off nazis. Reverend Finessa Carlton and Reverend Lank just telling it like it is, or are they? 😮 also featuring the High Priest Westopher aka Willie Jame Huff and Revvy T the menace aka...trueserialhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-1-5-special-dickems-unit--45240107https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45240107Wed, 16 Jun 2021 21:20:11 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonBasically a glorified mic check. Shit soundin good right about nowish.906true1bonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-2-jizz-rail--45333260https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45333260Wed, 23 Jun 2021 21:20:13 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonWe're off to the holy land folks, Little Saint James Is(rael)land2682true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-3-edogg-s-a-beeeeep--45419306https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45419306Wed, 30 Jun 2021 21:20:15 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThe studio has been overrun with female ass grabbers and fancy ass globalists. They want me to say "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas". You want me to be more inclusive? Might as well cut my fuckin dick off2697true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-4-swollen-valor--45519443https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45519443Wed, 07 Jul 2021 21:20:04 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonYeah I got some valor for ya baby, I got your valor right here. * gestures vaguely at my exposed penis* Hmmm?2701true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-5-rvzvoir-dogs--45518666https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45518666Wed, 14 Jul 2021 21:20:15 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThe first full length episode we ever recorded. Before Jerry died and before homosexuals were officially allowed on the podcast. Takes me back to simpler times. Got the boy RVZ in the mix, lawd bless that mafk.2693true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-6-bomb-pussy-disorder--45645340Who the fuck gone fuck me? (in my ass)]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45645340Wed, 21 Jul 2021 21:20:17 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonWho the fuck gone fuck me? (in my ass) Who the fuck gone fuck me? (in my ass)Who the fuck gone fuck me? (in my ass)]]>2701true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-7-mouthful-of-sermons--45715113https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45715113Wed, 28 Jul 2021 21:20:17 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonLike this episode to receive the best news of your life tomorrow. Ignore to become the big gay.2701true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-8-working-title--45806524https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45806524Wed, 04 Aug 2021 21:20:12 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonSee there fellas, this here's a workin' title. Unlike you liberal sumbitches. Nobody seems to wanna work anymore. Spotify wasn't workin yesterday n our episode was late. Hwack2701true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9-na-na-na-na-i-m-very-gay--45985615https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45985615Wed, 11 Aug 2021 21:20:04 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonIt's like my ipod stuck on replay. Shawty's like the HIV2701true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-ol-dirty-testaments-fo20-pt-i--46073649https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46073649Wed, 18 Aug 2021 21:20:18 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonBlaze it mon, in Jamaica we have a bobsled team man, n we all take turns fuckin your mom, mon.2692true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-11-new-testaments-on-the-block-fo20-pt-ii--46210564https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46210564Wed, 25 Aug 2021 21:20:18 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonNothin but net, or should I say, nothin but Nanette? I put my name to the test and finessed the hell out of these inbred,racist, homophobic, beautiful followers of Christ. In his name we pray, gay men.2701true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-12-shrimpasode--46288286https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46288286Wed, 01 Sep 2021 21:20:15 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonI cook scrimps on this one, that's about it folks. Nothin to see here, not bein problematic in the slightest.4394true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-13-eldritch-hoarders--46352972https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46352972Wed, 08 Sep 2021 21:20:09 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonSeason 1 finale, shit gets real on this one folks. Will we make it out of this one alive? Idk, but I do know that you a bitch, Johnny Pesos.5865true1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-14-finessa-carlton-s-a-beeeeep--47862494https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47862494Wed, 02 Feb 2022 22:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonSeason 2 premiere. They been fuckin with ya boy Finessa Carlton mayn. Aw mayn, don't cut the boy dick off mayn.3901true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-15-jlory-of-jod--48115818https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48115818Wed, 09 Feb 2022 22:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonJoo miss me baby jurl? This is temporarily an evangelical Christian podcast again. Beep4705true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-16-reality-pt-4-the-gay-movie--48288520https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48288520Wed, 16 Feb 2022 22:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThis says alot about our suckciety4628true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-17-i-m-a-cumputer--48666889https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48666889Wed, 23 Feb 2022 22:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonWas gonna save this one for way later but it made more sense to drop it now. Just to warn you folks, this is an E-Dogg episode. Him and our boy T Woadie talk about NFTS. Still not sure what that stands for but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.3723true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-18-monsters-ball--48382931https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48382931Wed, 02 Mar 2022 22:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonAnd it’s a movie about monsters shooting hoops. These monsters have been spotted wylin out here. Remember when Halle Berry had her titties out?3616true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-19-sister-crisis-actor--48475537https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48475537Wed, 09 Mar 2022 22:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonSister Act 2 was a false flag. You heard it here thirst folks.4502true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-20-orange-you-glad-i-didn-t-say-vagina--48779070https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48779070Wed, 16 Mar 2022 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThat would've been bad. We got ghosts in this junt, they wylin.3998true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-21-urea--48779089https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48779089Wed, 23 Mar 2022 09:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonYas queen fuck his dad4713true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-22-see-alice--48944736https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48944736Wed, 30 Mar 2022 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonFor all your bad dick needs3894true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-23-pissed-ass-cheetos--49024227https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49024227Wed, 06 Apr 2022 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThis is no longer an Evangelical Christian podcast, this is now a podcast for the fellas.Thumbnail courtesy of the legendary Rob Van Zandt. Warning for all headphones users(and people with ears) turn it way down around the 12:15 mark, we had some...3264true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-24-once-bitten-twice-chide--49100545https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49100545Wed, 13 Apr 2022 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonDark Vader in the stu, gettin tossed up in this shiiiiyiiiiiit.4520true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-25-anal-vorecraft--49193381https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49193381Wed, 20 Apr 2022 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonI got news for ya, that means you're gay.3821true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-26-the-train-mission-from-gta-san-andreas--49782753All you had to do was give me some goddamn brain CJ.
The Reverends get bammed up, and other exciting scenarios. Yeah this my son, Scenario.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49782753Fri, 13 May 2022 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonSeason 2 Finale. All you had to do was give me some goddamn brain CJ. The Reverends get bammed up, and other exciting scenarios. Yeah this my son, Scenario.All you had to do was give me some goddamn brain CJ.
The Reverends get bammed up, and other exciting scenarios. Yeah this my son, Scenario.]]>5749true2fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-27-homina--51351099https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51351099Wed, 19 Oct 2022 21:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonSeason 3 Premiere. Homina Homina Homina, remember when folks used to say that when their dicks got hard? We get topical on this one, unfortunately we can't seem to stay on topic for longer than a few seconds.4661true31fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-28-lo-mein-tenants--51629044https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51629044Thu, 20 Oct 2022 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonGang ass shit famalam3888true3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-29-feelosophy--51494734https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51494734Wed, 26 Oct 2022 21:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThe long lost art of copping a feel3462true33fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-30-areola-51--51571399https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51571399Wed, 02 Nov 2022 21:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonWhat if our lord and saviour had 12 inch nipples? Would he use them for good or evil?3997true34fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-31-john-mclain-x--51639827https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51639827Wed, 09 Nov 2022 22:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonMohammad Mo Problems3607true35fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bonus-episode-rob-s-rave--51845054https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51845054Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonE-Dogg sits down for an interview with Rob of Rob's Rave as they discuss the miracle of life.2542true369fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-32-the-cool-running-of-the-bulls--51781950
In loving memory of Takeoff 💔]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51781950Wed, 23 Nov 2022 22:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThree Men and a Baby Throw Mama From the Train While Drinking Juice in the Hood. In loving memory of Takeoff 💔
In loving memory of Takeoff 💔]]>3906true36fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-33-jeffrey-dahmer-is-a-homo--51859046https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51859046Wed, 30 Nov 2022 22:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonI'd like to drill some head if ya know what I mean *zip*3239true37fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-34-rigamarole--51935359https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51935359Thu, 08 Dec 2022 02:25:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThe Jesus Freaks are stuck in the middle of a jail riot, but the show must go on. Special guest Shaq Jr and Old Greg help us discover the beauty of whoopins and why British comedy is so gay.4221true38fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-35-the-jew-dickhole-system--52074107https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52074107Wed, 14 Dec 2022 22:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonIt’s a secret society of Hasids that are into sounding. Wesley James Huff has a deep dark secret, and I'll be a gosh darned if we aren't gonna get to the bottom of this. This one’s pretty bad folks2859true39fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-36-michael-sarah-jessica-parker--52135724https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52135724Wed, 21 Dec 2022 22:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonNo need for introductions folks, this one gone be some bullshit2444true310fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-37-applebee-s--52200288https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52200288Wed, 28 Dec 2022 22:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonIs the apple knees3766true311fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-38-ask-not-what-your-country-can-do-for-jew--52310963https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52310963Wed, 04 Jan 2023 22:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonJohn Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and Morgan and we seem to be stuck in some sort of attorney loop3293true3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-39-but-what-jew-can-do-for-your-country--52366545https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52366545Wed, 11 Jan 2023 22:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonSeason finale. Parchman Farm, here we come3150true3fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-40-grand-mammy-kane--54145525https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54145525Wed, 05 Jul 2023 09:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonSeason 4 premiere. fuck the pain away4897true440fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-41-boosie-cherry-limeade--54453535https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54453535Wed, 12 Jul 2023 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonLemme get a Bacardi lime, mayn. With some sprite and cherry flavoring mayn. Waaaa3576truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-42-the-matrix-pt-5-the-straight-movie--54832108https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54832108Wed, 19 Jul 2023 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonI got a submarine for ya baby. Right here *zips*4380truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-43-barkway-avenue--55537517https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55537517Wed, 26 Jul 2023 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonWould you *woof* me? I'd *woof* me.4333truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-44-boppenheimer--56021791https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56021791Thu, 03 Aug 2023 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonI am become bopper, sucker of dicks4624truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-45-spergatory--56172611https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56172611Thu, 10 Aug 2023 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThis man been dead for almost a year and all he wanna talk about is some damn choo choo trains.4850truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-46-wezr--56096285https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56096285Thu, 17 Aug 2023 00:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThis is no longer an Evangelical Christian podcast, this is now a catchphrase in the description podcast.4544truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-47-running-a-toxic-gossip-train-on-that-bitch--56255217https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56255217Thu, 24 Aug 2023 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonDont try that in a small town, mayn. That's disrespectful, mayn.4061truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-48-man-de-la-effect--56362714https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56362714Thu, 31 Aug 2023 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThis is now a being fucked by a brush podcast4835truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-49-ass-ass-in-nation-class-room--56507226https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56507226Wed, 06 Sep 2023 21:21:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonSteve done shot Da Baby4055truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-fiddy-banana-resuckdick--56584775https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56584775Wed, 13 Sep 2023 21:21:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonWhy a man gay til he gotta be gay?3855truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-51-blood-sugar-gay-sex-magick--56730644https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56730644Wed, 20 Sep 2023 21:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonAnthony Bleedass5435truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-52-paulie-s-whore--56890901https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56890901Wed, 27 Sep 2023 21:21:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonLeaning Tower of Gaza4153truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-53-tada-la-phil--60065819https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60065819Wed, 12 Jun 2024 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonHe's a gay magician who gets your dick hard3688true51fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-54-gen-a-mene--60156531https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60156531Wed, 19 Jun 2024 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonBig ol J* titties5534truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-55-no-good-my-friend--60306467https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60306467Wed, 26 Jun 2024 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonWe talk about the Kendrick/Drake beef, trying to get ahead of it while it's still fresh.4412falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-56-hiv-we-just-killed-the-club--60229921https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60229921Wed, 03 Jul 2024 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonBrought to you by Berry's Seafood4402falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-57-vape-apologist--60380251https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60380251Wed, 10 Jul 2024 21:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonVery sorry folks, this is how a Juul pod(cast), get it? I don't think ya do4553truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-58-r-f-k--60456384https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60456384Thu, 18 Jul 2024 01:30:03 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonEy bruh what the fuck do that stand for? 3940truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-59-dallas-buyers-club-2--60534067https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60534067Wed, 24 Jul 2024 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonNone of us have Aids, allegedly4544truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-60-bomb-pussy-disorder-pt-2-cuck-edition--60605157https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60605157Wed, 31 Jul 2024 09:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonLawd won't he cuck it tho4016truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-61-ma-am-could-you-do-me-a-favor-and-grab-your-ankles--60736459https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60736459Wed, 07 Aug 2024 21:20:03 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonReverend Finessa Carlton back in the mix4098truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-62-sex-drugs-and-vidja--60893877https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60893877Wed, 14 Aug 2024 21:20:03 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonThe ep was supposed to be about Elden Ring, but we mainly just talk about how we hungry in this thang.5198truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-63-85-eskimo--60807797https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60807797Wed, 21 Aug 2024 21:20:01 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonWhat the hell is a damn Buccees?4554truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-64-piss-rail--61047196https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61047196Wed, 28 Aug 2024 21:20:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonHow you gone run a train on a autistic bitch?5982truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-65-white-men-can-t-piss--61120439https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61120439Thu, 05 Sep 2024 01:40:02 +0000Reverend Finessa CarltonSeries finale. This episode is our magnum opiss7815truefull