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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Momma Needs A Monster</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/momma-needs-a-monster--4884737</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to my show. I talk about everything and nothing. I give advice tell stories and chat to you about life!]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/4884737/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Improv</category><copyright>Copyright Shelbi</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg</url><title>Momma Needs A Monster</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/momma-needs-a-monster--4884737</link></image><lastBuildDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2024 22:21:55 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Shelbi</itunes:name><itunes:email>feeds@spreaker.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to my show. I talk about everything and nothing. I give advice tell stories and chat to you about life!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to my show. I talk about everything and nothing. I give advice tell stories and chat to you about life!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"><itunes:category text="Improv"/></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><podcast:guid>e718994c-9171-5650-ac07-35372816c019</podcast:guid><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>All night adventure series begins now</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/all-night-adventure-series-begins-now--58627722</link><description><![CDATA[I'm just telling you the all night adventures I'd go on. It was always fun. And things are different vibe wise at night. Hope you have as much fun listening as I did telling these.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dbf94ab9-17cd-4438-865e-5374464d7041</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2024 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58627722/745f16330421f520f8936cef58b7be7e.mp3" length="17285263" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I'm just telling you the all night adventures I'd go on. It was always fun. And things are different vibe wise at night. Hope you have as much fun listening as I did telling these.  ---   Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I'm just telling you the all night adventures I'd go on. It was always fun. And things are different vibe wise at night. Hope you have as much fun listening as I did telling these.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1081</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>11</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Spooky childhood stories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/spooky-childhood-stories--58549699</link><description><![CDATA[So I haven't talked much about my childhood but if you want some stories here are some. They are a little on the spookier side.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c7f79b68-425b-4aca-88f0-f18958996831</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2024 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58549699/b775a2c9c8d4d14b9d93b3819b99bece.mp3" length="33772916" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So I haven't talked much about my childhood but if you want some stories here are some. They are a little on the spookier side.   ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So I haven't talked much about my childhood but if you want some stories here are some. They are a little on the spookier side.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2111</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>11</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Short Sweet and Embarrassing as Hell</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/short-sweet-and-embarrassing-as-hell--58475714</link><description><![CDATA[Hello you guys. Thought I'd put out there some of my embarrassing moments as a hot mess adult. I know I'm not the only person these things have happened too, and thought it'd be nice to hear some more light hearted stories rather then creeps.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0cbaefbf-daa7-4f83-9634-bdba24a085e2</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Jan 2024 20:30:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58475714/b4ea14d91dac2de3ae0ad277a8bfabc7.mp3" length="17076701" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hello you guys. Thought I'd put out there some of my embarrassing moments as a hot mess adult. I know I'm not the only person these things have happened too, and thought it'd be nice to hear some more light hearted stories rather then creeps.   ---...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hello you guys. Thought I'd put out there some of my embarrassing moments as a hot mess adult. I know I'm not the only person these things have happened too, and thought it'd be nice to hear some more light hearted stories rather then creeps.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1068</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>11</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Travis: A MyYearbook Fail (3/3)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/travis-a-myyearbook-fail-3-3--58386920</link><description><![CDATA[This is how Travis led to a weird series of events involving many many creeps and how many of these creeps (who I've spoken about already) all tie into each other's stories.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f70a3df0-31e6-4f58-af8e-c360807b1675</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Jan 2024 20:30:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58386920/3b0cd00cd62de525d47274ab7b99cd75.mp3" length="24537272" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is how Travis led to a weird series of events involving many many creeps and how many of these creeps (who I've spoken about already) all tie into each other's stories.   ---   Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is how Travis led to a weird series of events involving many many creeps and how many of these creeps (who I've spoken about already) all tie into each other's stories.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1534</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>11</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Travis: A MyYearbook Fail (2/3)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/travis-a-myyearbook-fail-2-3--58292980</link><description><![CDATA[This was definitely not my shining moment. I wasn't self aware or even aware of how I was coming across to him. Which is why he couldn't understand I didn't want to date him. I was sending mixed messages or in some way without thinking it through misleading him since actions do speak louder than words.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9cb2e8ff-1f0a-4f3a-9747-9e6908ebcb6f</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Jan 2024 20:30:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58292980/3dba7f1034987406390cbbe8c8b55e5c.mp3" length="17211702" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This was definitely not my shining moment. I wasn't self aware or even aware of how I was coming across to him. Which is why he couldn't understand I didn't want to date him. I was sending mixed messages or in some way without thinking it through...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This was definitely not my shining moment. I wasn't self aware or even aware of how I was coming across to him. Which is why he couldn't understand I didn't want to date him. I was sending mixed messages or in some way without thinking it through misleading him since actions do speak louder than words.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1076</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>11</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Travis: Another MyYearbook Fail (1/3)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/travis-another-myyearbook-fail-1-3--58220579</link><description><![CDATA[So if I've glossed over this story before I'm so sorry but this is one where again I dealt with a creep because I was bored and had to learn a lesson the hard way.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e5bfe728-2c65-49cf-8748-1bba77c7de06</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2024 20:30:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58220579/952e57304088f95c37771fdf36b60e79.mp3" length="21425148" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So if I've glossed over this story before I'm so sorry but this is one where again I dealt with a creep because I was bored and had to learn a lesson the hard way.   ---   Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So if I've glossed over this story before I'm so sorry but this is one where again I dealt with a creep because I was bored and had to learn a lesson the hard way.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1339</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>11</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My minimalist journey</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-minimalist-journey--58157396</link><description><![CDATA[I somewhere through out the year decided I have too much stuff. A lot of it never gets used and is just sitting here while I stress out over cleaning and tidying around all of it. Which too me is a bad way of life... This year that changes. No more useless junk for us. Less stuff less stress.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0886cbea-5163-48f5-ade6-1eae1c96a910</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Dec 2023 20:30:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58157396/8a423f6228b39caf5c5dac1159799ebd.mp3" length="16388321" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I somewhere through out the year decided I have too much stuff. A lot of it never gets used and is just sitting here while I stress out over cleaning and tidying around all of it. Which too me is a bad way of life... This year that changes. No more...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I somewhere through out the year decided I have too much stuff. A lot of it never gets used and is just sitting here while I stress out over cleaning and tidying around all of it. Which too me is a bad way of life... This year that changes. No more useless junk for us. Less stuff less stress.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1025</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Poco Cult</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-poco-cult--58149981</link><description><![CDATA[Lots of drama on this app. But it's dying now so 😂 Karma for the cult that would go snipe viewers and recruit weirdos into their group.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dd50a5da-af38-44d6-8cb9-de0cdcfe3803</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2023 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58149981/52f3f059118b2055e2013d2d0ef1d0ad.mp3" length="25325542" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lots of drama on this app. But it's dying now so 😂 Karma for the cult that would go snipe viewers and recruit weirdos into their group.  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lots of drama on this app. But it's dying now so 😂 Karma for the cult that would go snipe viewers and recruit weirdos into their group.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1583</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Christmas Shoes: I was a child star (kind of)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-christmas-shoes-i-was-a-child-star-kind-of--58106726</link><description><![CDATA[The story of the time I decided I was an actress... And it worked out! Why didn't I keep going with this, you ask .... Why would I? It was just something to do, not necessarily a thing loved.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2256ac63-731a-409b-bd1a-2e304f2ffa44</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2023 20:30:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58106726/cc6323482e96d5cfb7c2713e5c6a8903.mp3" length="21544266" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The story of the time I decided I was an actress... And it worked out! Why didn't I keep going with this, you ask .... Why would I? It was just something to do, not necessarily a thing loved.  ---   Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The story of the time I decided I was an actress... And it worked out! Why didn't I keep going with this, you ask .... Why would I? It was just something to do, not necessarily a thing loved.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1347</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My first Christmases as a mom</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-first-christmases-as-a-mom--58032359</link><description><![CDATA[Hello. Shorty episode today with minimal rambling and over explaining. If you miss that it will be back next week. That being said Holidays are fun, but remember the fun and magic come from within not the outer world and other people. So if saying no to traditions and people means you feel safe and happy then say no.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b5528135-c8ce-4ad4-92f1-0abebc7c2733</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Dec 2023 20:30:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58032359/7ec59db0908031561044e7519f9a6077.mp3" length="23119554" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hello. Shorty episode today with minimal rambling and over explaining. If you miss that it will be back next week. That being said Holidays are fun, but remember the fun and magic come from within not the outer world and other people. So if saying no...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hello. Shorty episode today with minimal rambling and over explaining. If you miss that it will be back next week. That being said Holidays are fun, but remember the fun and magic come from within not the outer world and other people. So if saying no to traditions and people means you feel safe and happy then say no.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1445</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Happy Late Thanksgiving.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/happy-late-thanksgiving--57988728</link><description><![CDATA[Hi. Forgot to publish this last month but here it is lol. Hope you're all having wonderful holidays.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e24e9602-f4aa-4985-bc74-5dc467442e86</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2023 18:20:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57988728/a8d104bb833ee57b58e0b6f503a6a0a4.mp3" length="14746160" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hi. Forgot to publish this last month but here it is lol. Hope you're all having wonderful holidays.  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hi. Forgot to publish this last month but here it is lol. Hope you're all having wonderful holidays.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>922</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Family Trips</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/family-trips--57962416</link><description><![CDATA[I finish my little series on trips with boys and my family. Had so much fun this week see you next week.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">46e321cf-2ea1-466a-a7ee-2daca763937d</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Dec 2023 20:30:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57962416/2c1f959a0ceaf61646d51dd44b6bd482.mp3" length="39006182" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I finish my little series on trips with boys and my family. Had so much fun this week see you next week.  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I finish my little series on trips with boys and my family. Had so much fun this week see you next week.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2438</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Workforce Storytimes and Advice (kinda)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/workforce-storytimes-and-advice-kinda--57888278</link><description><![CDATA[Today Sandra is actually on... we did have our fair share of difficulties, but got it straight after a bit. We tell you our experience in the job market and the workforce. There is some advice kinda sprinkled in and if you make it that far you're a real one.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c9d96a9f-a0aa-403a-8b00-ce5e21c06057</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2023 20:30:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57888278/68045eb930afca03c92d0b69022be090.mp3" length="93319978" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today Sandra is actually on... we did have our fair share of difficulties, but got it straight after a bit. We tell you our experience in the job market and the workforce. There is some advice kinda sprinkled in and if you make it that far you're a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today Sandra is actually on... we did have our fair share of difficulties, but got it straight after a bit. We tell you our experience in the job market and the workforce. There is some advice kinda sprinkled in and if you make it that far you're a real one.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5833</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>This week was insane</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-week-was-insane--57810794</link><description><![CDATA[Hi, do you ever have crazy stress dreams cuz I did. It wasn't fun. This week tho in all of its craziness I guess wasn't too bad.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4b588c07-9cdb-40bd-a7fc-8711d45ce7da</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2023 14:11:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57810794/69e2d97569ac104f3df915664bc6c7d2.mp3" length="14492458" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hi, do you ever have crazy stress dreams cuz I did. It wasn't fun. This week tho in all of its craziness I guess wasn't too bad.  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hi, do you ever have crazy stress dreams cuz I did. It wasn't fun. This week tho in all of its craziness I guess wasn't too bad.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>906</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My first "boyfriend" trip</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-first-boyfriend-trip--57807204</link><description><![CDATA[Well here we are the first trip I ever took with a real boy. I was trying to have my bestie react to this one, but I guess Anchor had other plans for me.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1b7627d2-1e3b-47b8-b93c-721627fb189a</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Nov 2023 20:30:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57807204/77ed7b1c5db5c0abdaf497158dd0be01.mp3" length="30937062" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well here we are the first trip I ever took with a real boy. I was trying to have my bestie react to this one, but I guess Anchor had other plans for me.   ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well here we are the first trip I ever took with a real boy. I was trying to have my bestie react to this one, but I guess Anchor had other plans for me.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1934</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Belated Halloween: Spooky Childhood Stalker Friends</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/belated-halloween-spooky-childhood-stalker-friends--57706162</link><description><![CDATA[Today I am giving you two stories about "friends" who just wouldn't take no for an answer and didn't know when to quit! The second one by far was definitely more of an actual stalker and definitely way more creepy. Just be forewarned red flags can happen with friendships too... unfortunately when it comes to red flags ya girl is color blind!  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">53e7feb7-d2d3-4a8e-a32c-18a91edd5244</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2023 20:30:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57706162/83e0fd708729f8dbd9ee21e4f1641062.mp3" length="54308922" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today I am giving you two stories about "friends" who just wouldn't take no for an answer and didn't know when to quit! The second one by far was definitely more of an actual stalker and definitely way more creepy. Just be forewarned red flags can...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today I am giving you two stories about "friends" who just wouldn't take no for an answer and didn't know when to quit! The second one by far was definitely more of an actual stalker and definitely way more creepy. Just be forewarned red flags can happen with friendships too... unfortunately when it comes to red flags ya girl is color blind!  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3395</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Random Creepy Stories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/random-creepy-stories--57473923</link><description><![CDATA[Sandra was here for Halloween so we told some stories  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d008ca36-d353-44c9-a1a2-f951fe3e677f</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2023 16:13:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57473923/79096df295506cb296ee9711f41af300.mp3" length="49018395" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sandra was here for Halloween so we told some stories  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sandra was here for Halloween so we told some stories  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3064</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Last Scarathon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-last-scarathon--57346504</link><description><![CDATA[These are just some stories and such that scared the hell outta me.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4d839d7e-1d82-40d4-8714-dfab73b6f152</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2023 19:30:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57346504/1a112d5b370df74351d55771841e4017.mp3" length="26694777" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>These are just some stories and such that scared the hell outta me.   ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[These are just some stories and such that scared the hell outta me.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1669</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Crazy Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/crazy-week--57342866</link><description><![CDATA[This week was insane. Saw some family I never thought we'd see again, and then my cat went missing! Don't worry Noah is home safe now, but it was a hard day.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">78160e08-4a10-49df-a97f-141875907d1d</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Oct 2023 14:20:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57342866/c11ad98f099d0e00e2d6f4ced7cd2873.mp3" length="36021954" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week was insane. Saw some family I never thought we'd see again, and then my cat went missing! Don't worry Noah is home safe now, but it was a hard day.   ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week was insane. Saw some family I never thought we'd see again, and then my cat went missing! Don't worry Noah is home safe now, but it was a hard day.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2252</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Another Creepy Friend Moment.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/another-creepy-friend-moment--57338169</link><description><![CDATA[This week I tell you the story of Bonnie. Clearly when we parted ways we both went through a lot and both changed a lot. Then when we crossed paths again things were weird. Sometimes people don't always change in the best ways, but it's okay because some people aren't meant to be in your life forever.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1ea241f3-ba82-4215-b89f-60a81e15a33c</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Oct 2023 19:30:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57338169/1309ebe1662a9b9763c377e035a126d4.mp3" length="31133921" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week I tell you the story of Bonnie. Clearly when we parted ways we both went through a lot and both changed a lot. Then when we crossed paths again things were weird. Sometimes people don't always change in the best ways, but it's okay because...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week I tell you the story of Bonnie. Clearly when we parted ways we both went through a lot and both changed a lot. Then when we crossed paths again things were weird. Sometimes people don't always change in the best ways, but it's okay because some people aren't meant to be in your life forever.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1946</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Scarathon #3: Dirty Jobs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/scarathon-3-dirty-jobs--57236116</link><description><![CDATA[These are just some weird/scary stories from some of the jobs I've had. This week there is some creeps being creepy and some spooks being spooky. Hope you enjoy 😉  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c8642008-f87b-40aa-8833-947aab16b832</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Oct 2023 19:30:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57236116/be95b1029deb45905a7a0dd7d5b80cd8.mp3" length="43481271" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>These are just some weird/scary stories from some of the jobs I've had. This week there is some creeps being creepy and some spooks being spooky. Hope you enjoy 😉  ---   Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[These are just some weird/scary stories from some of the jobs I've had. This week there is some creeps being creepy and some spooks being spooky. Hope you enjoy 😉  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2718</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Spooky Movie (and TV) Recs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/spooky-movie-and-tv-recs--57156113</link><description><![CDATA[Here's a list of things I've been loving this season and alternatives in case your watching with your littles (or bigs).  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ffa0493d-d149-4470-9dda-32adae6f1be7</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2023 19:30:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57156113/509013abd5b1b07369a41f4860d41e71.mp3" length="15258160" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here's a list of things I've been loving this season and alternatives in case your watching with your littles (or bigs).  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here's a list of things I've been loving this season and alternatives in case your watching with your littles (or bigs).  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>954</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Scarathon #2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/scarathon-2--57148711</link><description><![CDATA[This week's scarathon is all me. Lots of creeps I encountered this time, along with some general weirdness. If you have any creepy stories you'd like to share with me and possibly will let me tell on the show message me on insta: @justshelbinicole  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">43b54a34-e957-4738-81e5-bee0e8978d64</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2023 19:30:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57148711/2442ecaba49b1fe667a363d3a124f61a.mp3" length="52143475" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week's scarathon is all me. Lots of creeps I encountered this time, along with some general weirdness. If you have any creepy stories you'd like to share with me and possibly will let me tell on the show message me on insta: @justshelbinicole...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week's scarathon is all me. Lots of creeps I encountered this time, along with some general weirdness. If you have any creepy stories you'd like to share with me and possibly will let me tell on the show message me on insta: @justshelbinicole  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3260</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>And now for your spooky Television programing...</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/and-now-for-your-spooky-television-programing--57019006</link><description><![CDATA[This afternoon I'm bringing you a list of categories with what (in my opinion) is good Halloween (or spooky) TV! I've tried to make this list as diverse as I can so hopefully there's something for everyone. I have true crime, paranormal, legend, horror based, classic, children's, and of course some of our fave sitcoms as well that have all made the list. I know this time of year is more geared for movies, but let's face it we don't all have time to sit and watch a two hour movie about a guy with a chainsaw skinning and eatin lost travelers, and not everyone WANTS to see that (although I can't imagine why not....) So for those of us who aren't feeling the movie vibe this year but don't have much time or energy for much else I offer this list of TV greats. (Again these are MY OPINION.) So I hope you enjoy.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">66ee94a5-6159-4ebc-839a-1062465cec67</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Oct 2023 19:30:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57019006/5923170ba412d7204c2a18621e73af12.mp3" length="39326758" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This afternoon I'm bringing you a list of categories with what (in my opinion) is good Halloween (or spooky) TV! I've tried to make this list as diverse as I can so hopefully there's something for everyone. I have true crime, paranormal, legend,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This afternoon I'm bringing you a list of categories with what (in my opinion) is good Halloween (or spooky) TV! I've tried to make this list as diverse as I can so hopefully there's something for everyone. I have true crime, paranormal, legend, horror based, classic, children's, and of course some of our fave sitcoms as well that have all made the list. I know this time of year is more geared for movies, but let's face it we don't all have time to sit and watch a two hour movie about a guy with a chainsaw skinning and eatin lost travelers, and not everyone WANTS to see that (although I can't imagine why not....) So for those of us who aren't feeling the movie vibe this year but don't have much time or energy for much else I offer this list of TV greats. (Again these are MY OPINION.) So I hope you enjoy.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2458</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>MNaM Presents: Scarathon (ft. Sandra &amp; Aaron)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mnam-presents-scarathon-ft-sandra-aaron--57006052</link><description><![CDATA[Season 10 is finally hear and we're kicking it off spooky style! We bring you some life updates an unboxing (sorta) and then a bunch of stories that are weird, spooky, or just plain creepy.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f83ee780-66f1-4745-b76c-bea09ed30361</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2023 19:30:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57006052/55393d1001e2548568c8f2a9ee043389.mp3" length="66509987" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Season 10 is finally hear and we're kicking it off spooky style! We bring you some life updates an unboxing (sorta) and then a bunch of stories that are weird, spooky, or just plain creepy.  ---   Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Season 10 is finally hear and we're kicking it off spooky style! We bring you some life updates an unboxing (sorta) and then a bunch of stories that are weird, spooky, or just plain creepy.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4157</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My last Childless Halloweens</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-last-childless-halloweens--56983243</link><description><![CDATA[The last few Halloweens I didn't have kids I was kinda not into the not trick or treating thing. And while I did somewhat go to parties they weren't the kind I thought I wanted to be at.... but I took the moments and made the best of them and they were still fun. On paper and at a basic level they seem boring and sad, but the little things made them not.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fcd21e59-2f6b-4835-ab46-7b38cf83fa25</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2023 21:20:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56983243/9ff9ad355b1ae56e23c3b6201f10109f.mp3" length="38094614" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The last few Halloweens I didn't have kids I was kinda not into the not trick or treating thing. And while I did somewhat go to parties they weren't the kind I thought I wanted to be at.... but I took the moments and made the best of them and they...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The last few Halloweens I didn't have kids I was kinda not into the not trick or treating thing. And while I did somewhat go to parties they weren't the kind I thought I wanted to be at.... but I took the moments and made the best of them and they were still fun. On paper and at a basic level they seem boring and sad, but the little things made them not.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2381</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hans on Halloween</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hans-on-halloween--56982846</link><description><![CDATA[These are the last two of the three Halloweens Hans from Frozen and I actually hung out. One of them we almost died and the other one was full of drama. Yeah at least they were interesting even if they weren't the most fun.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bb0b4476-5926-4899-aef2-fc749d62bd2f</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2023 20:27:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56982846/9ebca3483a51dbeec164cf3cc84ca739.mp3" length="28011767" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>These are the last two of the three Halloweens Hans from Frozen and I actually hung out. One of them we almost died and the other one was full of drama. Yeah at least they were interesting even if they weren't the most fun.   ---   Support this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[These are the last two of the three Halloweens Hans from Frozen and I actually hung out. One of them we almost died and the other one was full of drama. Yeah at least they were interesting even if they weren't the most fun.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1751</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The one and only Glauren Halloween</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-one-and-only-glauren-halloween--56979317</link><description><![CDATA[Well, it's in line with my other stories and OutKast is right.... freaks and creeps come out at night. Especially on Halloween! Anyway I don't deal so much with the weirdos anymore as a mom. Mainly because I'm much better at boundaries now then I used to be and also in a small town like this most people know everyone or at least know of them....  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">355ce2c0-a814-468e-9c9f-47820c952940</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2023 14:29:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56979317/c7b7aa02beb3178462a065159592f7a6.mp3" length="21723989" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, it's in line with my other stories and OutKast is right.... freaks and creeps come out at night. Especially on Halloween! Anyway I don't deal so much with the weirdos anymore as a mom. Mainly because I'm much better at boundaries now then I used...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, it's in line with my other stories and OutKast is right.... freaks and creeps come out at night. Especially on Halloween! Anyway I don't deal so much with the weirdos anymore as a mom. Mainly because I'm much better at boundaries now then I used to be and also in a small town like this most people know everyone or at least know of them....  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1358</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Chillin and Chatting</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/chillin-and-chatting--56887314</link><description><![CDATA[Another casino episode with my girly.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">56149bc2-0082-411a-bed7-822dcfbbb669</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2023 15:05:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56887314/7a1cc859ceddf3ef6880486c856e821d.mp3" length="20987545" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Another casino episode with my girly.   ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Another casino episode with my girly.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1312</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Another Really Weird Poco Story</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/another-really-weird-poco-story--56887315</link><description><![CDATA[Sandra and I spill all the tea on this. Bottom line watch out. The internet is still full of weirdos.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9e937559-4c02-4e5b-9d05-f0444f9b7461</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2023 15:00:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56887315/f455d75d6428ddbce4b9b7ce986a9fad.mp3" length="26169403" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sandra and I spill all the tea on this. Bottom line watch out. The internet is still full of weirdos.  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sandra and I spill all the tea on this. Bottom line watch out. The internet is still full of weirdos.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1636</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Spooky Stories and Karens</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/spooky-stories-and-karens--56802836</link><description><![CDATA[Today I bring you another special guest. Nana. We are telling some weird and spooky stories and I divulge the Car Karen Saga.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">34334698-3623-461a-9f79-2aa084e77b3e</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2023 17:18:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56802836/5a686a273aed7a39a4ccb336da1be379.mp3" length="21329436" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today I bring you another special guest. Nana. We are telling some weird and spooky stories and I divulge the Car Karen Saga.   ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today I bring you another special guest. Nana. We are telling some weird and spooky stories and I divulge the Car Karen Saga.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1333</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Another Halloween Party</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/another-halloween-party--56802840</link><description><![CDATA[This was an actually somewhat successful Halloween party. The only real Halloween party I've actually been to. And while this is an okay memory it was not without it's issues.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ddae440a-43ce-4106-9bf6-385b625a50e4</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2023 15:53:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56802840/da5a0af34088bccc7a6d8c6bce47e81b.mp3" length="31431927" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This was an actually somewhat successful Halloween party. The only real Halloween party I've actually been to. And while this is an okay memory it was not without it's issues.  ---   Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This was an actually somewhat successful Halloween party. The only real Halloween party I've actually been to. And while this is an okay memory it was not without it's issues.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1965</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Car Crash</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/car-crash--56802853</link><description><![CDATA[Stay off your phone while driving!  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5f73e640-f8be-4353-969f-b44060444f08</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2023 15:50:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56802853/b941767ac28f87ad877102724bb46641.mp3" length="20147029" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Stay off your phone while driving!  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Stay off your phone while driving!  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1260</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>11</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>All nighter mini stories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/all-nighter-mini-stories--56802845</link><description><![CDATA[Just some things we encountered on our all nighters that were cool, but not cool enough to have their own episodes.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5493d209-c881-49a5-a0d3-215d09ef049b</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2023 15:50:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56802845/6b9d8968cedeb224fe7ad1171e19cdc0.mp3" length="23453086" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Just some things we encountered on our all nighters that were cool, but not cool enough to have their own episodes.  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Just some things we encountered on our all nighters that were cool, but not cool enough to have their own episodes.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1466</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>11</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lowell: Another Internet Creep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lowell-another-internet-creep--56802855</link><description><![CDATA[Today I'm telling you about a time I met a guy from the internet despite him not taking a hint and my guts telling me no. Thank God it turned out okay because it took a super weird turn.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5b7c5f7d-f7d6-4a09-bc66-da34bbeed90e</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2023 15:48:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56802855/29dfc3874ad1289e08328a674447e031.mp3" length="16070673" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today I'm telling you about a time I met a guy from the internet despite him not taking a hint and my guts telling me no. Thank God it turned out okay because it took a super weird turn.  ---   Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today I'm telling you about a time I met a guy from the internet despite him not taking a hint and my guts telling me no. Thank God it turned out okay because it took a super weird turn.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1005</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Very Fun (Awkward) Halloween</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-very-fun-awkward-halloween--56802868</link><description><![CDATA[This is the story of my Halloween party that wasn't. I have told you a dumbed down version of this, but it was such a good night for me I felt like telling the whole story. As for seasons I'm cool off that. Don't worry I still have quite a few pre scheduled seasonal episodes that will go up, but now I'll be releasing things when I feel like it now.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fa2dbba2-4b7c-471b-ba9f-4f9fbdf48b12</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2023 15:21:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56802868/2a9d2e83bf4ea6db3fe0614c434b0918.mp3" length="22727091" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is the story of my Halloween party that wasn't. I have told you a dumbed down version of this, but it was such a good night for me I felt like telling the whole story. As for seasons I'm cool off that. Don't worry I still have quite a few pre...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is the story of my Halloween party that wasn't. I have told you a dumbed down version of this, but it was such a good night for me I felt like telling the whole story. As for seasons I'm cool off that. Don't worry I still have quite a few pre scheduled seasonal episodes that will go up, but now I'll be releasing things when I feel like it now.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1421</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Season Finale!!!! Just weird confessions</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/season-finale-just-weird-confessions--56115261</link><description><![CDATA[Lmao. So just some weird things we wanna cop too.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">57f23552-08ee-451a-a52a-2457ac43ed78</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Jul 2023 19:30:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56115261/fb4355bffb8ff1a517468efe514049ce.mp3" length="67097638" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lmao. So just some weird things we wanna cop too.  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lmao. So just some weird things we wanna cop too.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4194</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ben: the guy (and his mother) who taught me the most</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ben-the-guy-and-his-mother-who-taught-me-the-most--56037261</link><description><![CDATA[Well! I did everyone else so I thought I would tell his story too. Other Ben related episodes: https://open.spotify.com/episode/16ZKbIcXJmveCbbC9sp2e7?si=pGW4XlaaRACocrtjVW6_KA&amp;utm_source=copy-link (Christmas) https://open.spotify.com/episode/0sd1bbl2oyWYJdHouABISg?si=GPhhIevOTPq7GS7AN7THKw&amp;utm_source=copy-link (New Year's Eve)  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ffe25cf7-522e-47ef-8554-136e471ea001</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2023 19:30:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56037261/c65ea921f639e1ba864dffab706df52e.mp3" length="39185488" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well! I did everyone else so I thought I would tell his story too. Other Ben related episodes: https://open.spotify.com/episode/16ZKbIcXJmveCbbC9sp2e7?si=pGW4XlaaRACocrtjVW6_KA&amp;amp;utm_source=copy-link (Christmas)...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well! I did everyone else so I thought I would tell his story too. Other Ben related episodes: https://open.spotify.com/episode/16ZKbIcXJmveCbbC9sp2e7?si=pGW4XlaaRACocrtjVW6_KA&amp;utm_source=copy-link (Christmas) https://open.spotify.com/episode/0sd1bbl2oyWYJdHouABISg?si=GPhhIevOTPq7GS7AN7THKw&amp;utm_source=copy-link (New Year's Eve)  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2450</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sandra and Joe: A Romance for the Ages</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sandra-and-joe-a-romance-for-the-ages--55677525</link><description><![CDATA[This week is all about a weirdo Sandra dated this time. These two went from friends to lovers to fiancées to Breaking up all within the span of 18 months. It's a wild one hold on to your butts.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">eff3e787-4378-45d4-9a21-dccaa506ced0</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2023 07:30:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/55677525/2a1ea11b0c0f46f3bd4977321c28780e.mp3" length="49103241" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week is all about a weirdo Sandra dated this time. These two went from friends to lovers to fiancées to Breaking up all within the span of 18 months. It's a wild one hold on to your butts.  ---   Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week is all about a weirdo Sandra dated this time. These two went from friends to lovers to fiancées to Breaking up all within the span of 18 months. It's a wild one hold on to your butts.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3069</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Some Iced Tea for Double D</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/some-iced-tea-for-double-d--54885250</link><description><![CDATA[Sup, this week I'm spilling the tea on the weirdest relationship I had in high-school.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">74edba99-3aa4-407d-8231-25da127f9cc8</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jun 2023 19:30:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54885250/d88d79d436a432490237eab798acdf1d.mp3" length="48704508" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sup, this week I'm spilling the tea on the weirdest relationship I had in high-school.  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sup, this week I'm spilling the tea on the weirdest relationship I had in high-school.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3044</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>High-school Boys</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/high-school-boys--54479282</link><description><![CDATA[Just kicking off a little series on the weird boys I dated in high-school. This is as tame as its going to get for these guys.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b0f5c781-1446-488a-b710-da30fec46acb</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Jun 2023 19:30:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54479282/8b0b16f658cf9a88644b743957b22d55.mp3" length="19266807" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Just kicking off a little series on the weird boys I dated in high-school. This is as tame as its going to get for these guys.  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Just kicking off a little series on the weird boys I dated in high-school. This is as tame as its going to get for these guys.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1204</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My Sister's Supermodel Girlfriend: And other weird tales from the www</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-sister-s-supermodel-girlfriend-and-other-weird-tales-from-the-www--54215372</link><description><![CDATA[So today I tell you the follow up to the Izzy story and a Sandra and I tell a few others as well.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5939983c-e50f-4fc7-9744-72938e1c6167</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2023 19:30:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54215372/da12715dc8676baa8bcc0fd4a5185723.mp3" length="33012649" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So today I tell you the follow up to the Izzy story and a Sandra and I tell a few others as well.  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So today I tell you the follow up to the Izzy story and a Sandra and I tell a few others as well.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2064</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Izzy: My internet "bestie"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/izzy-my-internet-bestie--54083492</link><description><![CDATA[Thought my internet life was done!!! Think again! I come at you with life updates some venting and then this gem that I remembered recently.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5a601c0a-d421-4729-aab7-88bfca6c595b</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Jun 2023 07:30:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54083492/5e52ee3d3263d70b5399ab06b003e65d.mp3" length="34566203" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thought my internet life was done!!! Think again! I come at you with life updates some venting and then this gem that I remembered recently.  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thought my internet life was done!!! Think again! I come at you with life updates some venting and then this gem that I remembered recently.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2161</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How to pretend you're not a hotmess</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-to-pretend-you-re-not-a-hotmess--54018437</link><description><![CDATA[Hey guys today I've done some much needed practical self care, update you on my project burnout, and tell you how to pretend you're not a hotmess... and as nice as that is then tell you fuck it and give you the most cliché advice ever: BE YOURSELF   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">eb88b8d0-a391-4f95-ba9d-c12dff02b1cf</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 May 2023 19:30:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54018437/edcbd867a29aeb6c404006d4f7054bde.mp3" length="16321031" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey guys today I've done some much needed practical self care, update you on my project burnout, and tell you how to pretend you're not a hotmess... and as nice as that is then tell you fuck it and give you the most cliché advice ever: BE YOURSELF...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey guys today I've done some much needed practical self care, update you on my project burnout, and tell you how to pretend you're not a hotmess... and as nice as that is then tell you fuck it and give you the most cliché advice ever: BE YOURSELF   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1021</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Let's talk</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/let-s-talk--53944934</link><description><![CDATA[Hi guys! This is kind of a throwback to season 1 and 2... I'm just talking, giving you life updates and venting and even a little advice. I kinda like this type of episode better because I'm not having to remember stories or dig into the past (and can get stuff off my chest).  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">538477b6-689b-41e1-b827-8aac46444b44</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 May 2023 19:30:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53944934/39ac28e83f8f91031d7ed9c193ea50e7.mp3" length="30203545" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hi guys! This is kind of a throwback to season 1 and 2... I'm just talking, giving you life updates and venting and even a little advice. I kinda like this type of episode better because I'm not having to remember stories or dig into the past (and can...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hi guys! This is kind of a throwback to season 1 and 2... I'm just talking, giving you life updates and venting and even a little advice. I kinda like this type of episode better because I'm not having to remember stories or dig into the past (and can get stuff off my chest).  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1889</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Drugs and Polyamary</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/drugs-and-polyamary--53849659</link><description><![CDATA[Hi! I met a dude at a party. He offered me drugs and wanted to be a brother husband.... so I performed a cooking show!  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">fab0a9e2-c51b-4618-b08f-a1bf68e33607</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 May 2023 19:30:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53849659/f5ce29579bafc86fb9b0d39d201343e5.mp3" length="21811761" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hi! I met a dude at a party. He offered me drugs and wanted to be a brother husband.... so I performed a cooking show!  ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hi! I met a dude at a party. He offered me drugs and wanted to be a brother husband.... so I performed a cooking show!  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1363</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Junior year ditch days</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/junior-year-ditch-days--53761763</link><description><![CDATA[I'm doing something called project burnout. To clarify its candles and not working out... although it'd probably do me some good to do that too. I also finally tell you the ditching stories I promised in the beginning of this season.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">778c363d-445c-409b-bd2c-eee31b7a6c01</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 May 2023 19:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53761763/5369f67cfd9bd75959cd11a499458b94.mp3" length="29913063" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I'm doing something called project burnout. To clarify its candles and not working out... although it'd probably do me some good to do that too. I also finally tell you the ditching stories I promised in the beginning of this season.  ---   Support...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I'm doing something called project burnout. To clarify its candles and not working out... although it'd probably do me some good to do that too. I also finally tell you the ditching stories I promised in the beginning of this season.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1870</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Celtic Faires</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/celtic-faires--53691568</link><description><![CDATA[I love going to Celtic Faires! They are amazing and so much fun! I get to have juice and cookies with Queen Mary and her noble ladies, shop, eat meat pies, meet lots of cool doggos, see knights and horses, dress up, and dance to awesome music. 10/10 DO recommend and will do again!  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e7beb10e-5276-44af-b379-8bb38a6e26e1</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Apr 2023 19:30:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53691568/29ddeac6ef624d38278ad1ad8b0d4cbb.mp3" length="24617521" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I love going to Celtic Faires! They are amazing and so much fun! I get to have juice and cookies with Queen Mary and her noble ladies, shop, eat meat pies, meet lots of cool doggos, see knights and horses, dress up, and dance to awesome music. 10/10...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I love going to Celtic Faires! They are amazing and so much fun! I get to have juice and cookies with Queen Mary and her noble ladies, shop, eat meat pies, meet lots of cool doggos, see knights and horses, dress up, and dance to awesome music. 10/10 DO recommend and will do again!  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1539</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I made a mom friend!!!!!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-made-a-mom-friend--53616715</link><description><![CDATA[So yeah the title basically explains it all. I made a mom friend this week and I'm excited and proud of myself for putting myself out there.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">244d841c-0eea-4050-8b08-4e4eb49ebcf7</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Apr 2023 19:30:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53616715/8b048ed6665db15f8a01a43425c72316.mp3" length="23183921" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So yeah the title basically explains it all. I made a mom friend this week and I'm excited and proud of myself for putting myself out there.   ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So yeah the title basically explains it all. I made a mom friend this week and I'm excited and proud of myself for putting myself out there.   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1450</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I was a missing kid.... twice</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-was-a-missing-kid-twice--53546750</link><description><![CDATA[So this week I got some updates on how I'm doing. Things aren't by any means perfect but looking up (I hope). And I also bestow upon you the gem of storytelling and how I not once but twice was technically a missing child.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">371f1662-1cd7-4ce4-9831-9d96ee0f3976</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Apr 2023 19:30:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53546750/3169a41fd858d1daceefa23b1532f4e0.mp3" length="28327326" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So this week I got some updates on how I'm doing. Things aren't by any means perfect but looking up (I hope). And I also bestow upon you the gem of storytelling and how I not once but twice was technically a missing child.  ---   Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So this week I got some updates on how I'm doing. Things aren't by any means perfect but looking up (I hope). And I also bestow upon you the gem of storytelling and how I not once but twice was technically a missing child.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1771</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Besties and that bitch Joan</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/besties-and-that-bitch-joan--53520076</link><description><![CDATA[We out here   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2f66400a-90e3-4e85-a4ec-e6a5bb260162</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Apr 2023 01:06:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53520076/87b1d84afb7c8d58593342b169882707.mp3" length="34522317" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We out here   ---   Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We out here   ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2158</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Catdaddy My (Older) Craigslist Boyfriend</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/catdaddy-my-older-craigslist-boyfriend--53480344</link><description><![CDATA[So I dated someone from Craigslist very very briefly. It was cool at first, but I definitely think the age gap and our stages of life at the time were for sure not a match. Plus he had lots going on with his ex and kid that was definitely not something I was trying to be in the middle of.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">48bb6d24-f82e-4ca0-97e4-80400846b91d</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Apr 2023 19:30:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53480344/0887be161ca5b06e43c4533a41d49cde.mp3" length="30442200" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So I dated someone from Craigslist very very briefly. It was cool at first, but I definitely think the age gap and our stages of life at the time were for sure not a match. Plus he had lots going on with his ex and kid that was definitely not...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So I dated someone from Craigslist very very briefly. It was cool at first, but I definitely think the age gap and our stages of life at the time were for sure not a match. Plus he had lots going on with his ex and kid that was definitely not something I was trying to be in the middle of.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1903</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mini MeetMe Stories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mini-meetme-stories--53414219</link><description><![CDATA[Here are some tidbits of people I met on MyYearbook/MeetMe. A lot of these dudes were red flags and a half or I just didn't click (or I ruined my shot) hence why they never got a second meet up.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4df37394-0c7c-4643-a413-66e3186661c6</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2023 19:30:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53414219/dafcd35abb1688d71dfd9d18a41af91a.mp3" length="24386807" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here are some tidbits of people I met on MyYearbook/MeetMe. A lot of these dudes were red flags and a half or I just didn't click (or I ruined my shot) hence why they never got a second meet up.  ---   Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here are some tidbits of people I met on MyYearbook/MeetMe. A lot of these dudes were red flags and a half or I just didn't click (or I ruined my shot) hence why they never got a second meet up.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1525</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>More MyYearbook Weirdos</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/more-myyearbook-weirdos--53337537</link><description><![CDATA[So these two stories could have ended so badly, but for some reason I got very very lucky. I was stupid in the first one for asking for alcohol because boy was it supplied, but I was smart enough to know to bring back up. The second one I was even more stupid. I went alone, was outnumbered, and asked for alcohol but lucked out when we were unable to get any. Also in the second story I should have just left.... but again I didn't. Seems to be a pattern with the girl I used to be.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5c214c5e-e61f-4297-aac1-1413cc4a7174</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Mar 2023 19:30:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53337537/72aa771b7a4dd049b7e6ab246380e788.mp3" length="30028838" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So these two stories could have ended so badly, but for some reason I got very very lucky. I was stupid in the first one for asking for alcohol because boy was it supplied, but I was smart enough to know to bring back up. The second one I was even...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So these two stories could have ended so badly, but for some reason I got very very lucky. I was stupid in the first one for asking for alcohol because boy was it supplied, but I was smart enough to know to bring back up. The second one I was even more stupid. I went alone, was outnumbered, and asked for alcohol but lucked out when we were unable to get any. Also in the second story I should have just left.... but again I didn't. Seems to be a pattern with the girl I used to be.  ---   Support this podcast: <a href="https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1877</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Junior Jen and all in between</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/junior-jen-and-all-in-between--53249611</link><description><![CDATA[This was such a weird thing to have witnessed and been in the middle of. And here's the thing.... I'd have been in the middle of it whether I wanted to or not due to one meeting on the internet...  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">55015aea-4e28-422a-989c-8e2f37cfb22e</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Mar 2023 19:30:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53249611/ad604ff3c450140a69996c433282791a.mp3" length="18821263" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This was such a weird thing to have witnessed and been in the middle of. And here's the thing.... I'd have been in the middle of it whether I wanted to or not due to one meeting on the internet...  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This was such a weird thing to have witnessed and been in the middle of. And here's the thing.... I'd have been in the middle of it whether I wanted to or not due to one meeting on the internet...  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1177</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>MNAM Mothers Day Special: 10 Lessons Motherhood Taught Me</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mnam-mothers-day-special-10-lessons-motherhood-taught-me--53176282</link><description><![CDATA[Just some life lessons I learned from becoming a mother.... If you have more that you would like to share with me or add to the list please leave them on my Instagram. @justshelbinicole  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ec6ec5cd-82a7-41c0-9e04-c9b228f310a9</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2023 19:30:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53176282/762f2abd6a8a0aa6f233b31b5a996f4e.mp3" length="28846432" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Just some life lessons I learned from becoming a mother.... If you have more that you would like to share with me or add to the list please leave them on my Instagram. @justshelbinicole  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Just some life lessons I learned from becoming a mother.... If you have more that you would like to share with me or add to the list please leave them on my Instagram. @justshelbinicole  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1803</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Nana in the House!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/nana-in-the-house--53169798</link><description><![CDATA[This week I hungout with my nana and kids. It was kind of an impromptu thing, but definitely will be happening again sometime with more in depth stuff going on. Today was just us hanging out and being silly. I even managed a story time for you lmao.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">90aa8352-6cb1-4c3c-9d33-048e8c91ce98</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2023 20:30:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53169798/d64df93e86708cb03531bb8d73f75816.mp3" length="23714311" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week I hungout with my nana and kids. It was kind of an impromptu thing, but definitely will be happening again sometime with more in depth stuff going on. Today was just us hanging out and being silly. I even managed a story time for you lmao....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week I hungout with my nana and kids. It was kind of an impromptu thing, but definitely will be happening again sometime with more in depth stuff going on. Today was just us hanging out and being silly. I even managed a story time for you lmao.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1483</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My weird internet life....</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-weird-internet-life--53097169</link><description><![CDATA[Today I tell you a few stories from my early 2k's catfishing people and making friends on the interwebs phase. 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Some of these are a bit awkward and even a little scary.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2411</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>9</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Marcus the Pedo Fuckboy!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/marcus-the-pedo-fuckboy--53005571</link><description><![CDATA[This is how Sandra met, dated, lost contact, found again, and sort of 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For once! Lmao and I also caught you up on the beginning of my freshman year of high-school (without retelling my catfish or fired teacher stories) and with this I can spill all the Tea on the drama that happened towards the end of freshman year. It's going to get wild so just tune in in two weeks and you'll hear it all....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">80611278-de90-4ab4-afd4-d28507c723a1</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Dec 2022 20:30:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53004632/19ef34b95b94d30749593b37ea1952f7.mp3" length="27254425" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Saw Sandra today so what you heard here was recorded in person!!! For once! 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It's going to get wild so just tune in in two weeks and you'll hear it all....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1704</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>8</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Some big wins and some 9th grade stories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/some-big-wins-and-some-9th-grade-stories--53004652</link><description><![CDATA[So today I'm joining the old way where I just tell you of what's up in my life and the new way where I tell you stories. I am excited over the new show Joe &amp; Carole (Peacock) and faced some of my anxieties head on. It went well! I'm also starting on 9th grade me stories. So if you wanna know what the awkward weird me was like back then here ya go! I hope you enjoy and I will see you next week.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">94ddf9e1-397e-4488-a1ac-c8c6df7d112a</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2022 20:30:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53004652/d403ae34fc3163b545d82d2d5e3dc6a0.mp3" length="30350249" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So today I'm joining the old way where I just tell you of what's up in my life and the new way where I tell you stories. I am excited over the new show Joe &amp;amp; Carole (Peacock) and faced some of my anxieties head on. It went well! I'm also starting...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So today I'm joining the old way where I just tell you of what's up in my life and the new way where I tell you stories. I am excited over the new show Joe &amp; Carole (Peacock) and faced some of my anxieties head on. It went well! I'm also starting on 9th grade me stories. So if you wanna know what the awkward weird me was like back then here ya go! I hope you enjoy and I will see you next week.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1897</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>8</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Couples Trips: Aaron and I</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/couples-trips-aaron-and-i--53005129</link><description><![CDATA[The first two trips Aaron and I took together weren't as great as I thought they'd be. Don't believe the hype.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">5dcc31a4-6021-4050-a95d-5b93260097a0</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2022 13:52:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005129/9dfee0380021da126490c56638ffac9f.mp3" length="33587761" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The first two trips Aaron and I took together weren't as great as I thought they'd be. Don't believe the hype.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app  Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The first two trips Aaron and I took together weren't as great as I thought they'd be. Don't believe the hype.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2100</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A self care ramble</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-self-care-ramble--53005617</link><description><![CDATA[Thanks you for coming to my ted talk.... about self care and all that.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">aca699d3-a130-40cf-8323-ea732d7bb08e</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2022 20:30:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005617/a30beecf6b423d1affddcfd381971736.mp3" length="15944450" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Thanks you for coming to my ted talk.... about self care and all that.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app  Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Thanks you for coming to my ted talk.... about self care and all that.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>997</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>8</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Garage sale jeans....</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/garage-sale-jeans--53006276</link><description><![CDATA[This week we are just going over the weird things that happened. Remember when people showing up at your door with masks on was scary unless it's Halloween? We do. Indeed though it is the opposite now. Also I got forced into some jeans.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">147b4bb5-8b7c-44bf-a656-9f31a6c028e1</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Nov 2022 20:30:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53006276/d847cdb3df84549de91cd85547d89a08.mp3" length="31016894" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we are just going over the weird things that happened. 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Also I got forced into some jeans.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1939</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>8</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Thanksgiving Firsts</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/thanksgiving-firsts--53005561</link><description><![CDATA[The first and only Thanksgiving at Aunt Mary's house where tiger beat and bop magazines were the main source of entertainment. Aunt Sherry's first time bringing her new husband and new kids to a family holiday and I hit on Chelsea's boyfriend and almost puked on him because of it.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0fa4009e-b539-47fa-81a3-18d0ef7db518</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2022 20:30:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005561/f235a7e28bcc3bfb7f6f6c09fc66a73c.mp3" length="20177122" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The first and only Thanksgiving at Aunt Mary's house where tiger beat and bop magazines were the main source of entertainment. 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I also told you the story of how Ben's and my relationship exploded.... and how our break up took waaaaaaayyyy to long.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2375</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>8</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Creepy Carl Saga</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-creepy-carl-saga--53004692</link><description><![CDATA[This week I tell you a tale of a creep who snuck in without seeming like it.... and then things went 0 to 60 real fast. The only difference between this dude and the others.... fetus me actually put a stop to it before it got real weird. Like it got weird but it didn't get to the bad point.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2c5d7e70-4d58-4198-81cb-9a28b9a6af87</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Nov 2022 07:11:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53004692/7cdab38eb2c21899ea8dd0c726f77fe0.mp3" length="21332361" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week I tell you a tale of a creep who snuck in without seeming like it.... and then things went 0 to 60 real fast. 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Like it got weird but it didn't get to the bad point.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1334</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>10</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Today was a day....</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/today-was-a-day--53004638</link><description><![CDATA[I have vented about my weird morning, normalizing something I feel isn't talked about much in motherhood, adventures, and even told you a story... all in under an hour. Not bad.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">43cbcb3c-85bf-4919-9962-f9effa0362aa</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Nov 2022 19:30:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53004638/a46cda7fb43e5128eaaa10be8c9cf1a8.mp3" length="31815614" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I have vented about my weird morning, normalizing something I feel isn't talked about much in motherhood, adventures, and even told you a story... all in under an hour. 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Not bad.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1989</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>8</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The "Halloween" After Halloween Party</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-halloween-after-halloween-party--53005118</link><description><![CDATA[I remembered this little gem recently. For the last few years I had always thought I'd only been to Josiah's drama laden bash, but nope. I'd been to this one. Little did I know it would be the last time I saw or spoke to my childhood best friend.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e0bc5138-920e-47ac-937d-ff3063cd168f</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2022 19:30:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005118/ca75b3ccf7ab97937bb6c6cacc30b3cc.mp3" length="12282709" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I remembered this little gem recently. 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Little did I know it would be the last time I saw or spoke to my childhood best friend.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>768</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>8</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Fifteen Spooky Season Watchables I Love (And Five I Hate)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fifteen-spooky-season-watchables-i-love-and-five-i-hate--53005499</link><description><![CDATA[THIS IS NOT A COUNTDOWN! I'm not ranking any of these I am simply providing a list of (hopefully) not to mainstream movies and shows for us all to enjoy this Spooky Season. 5 are family friendly 5 are for big kids and adults only 5 are on tv/streaming services everywhere and 5 of them flat out suck.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">66317d16-4a4b-4b58-b63d-fca6b6657f54</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2022 19:30:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005499/3538918b53f350b70ef9ba8cb866e474.mp3" length="26567718" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>THIS IS NOT A COUNTDOWN! 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Please enjoy as we sit here dying of cringe.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bf14acaa-bfd0-4e95-9e84-bbedc5437d22</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:30:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53006306/03fa9d6c936cdfe06a5ed2c3f9acb64a.mp3" length="31569436" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sandra and I delve into some awkward and even embarrassing Halloween stories. Please enjoy as we sit here dying of cringe.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app  Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sandra and I delve into some awkward and even embarrassing Halloween stories. Please enjoy as we sit here dying of cringe.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1973</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>8</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Ghostly Guest Host</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-ghostly-guest-host--53005549</link><description><![CDATA[This week went from goofy ghost stories to ghost encounter real quick. 0-100 in like 2 seconds.... No joke still creeped out.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">15aa9658-8a05-46a8-8c4b-3b51aae17b79</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2022 19:30:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005549/dd023203faaf0e7f865c774c7ac445a6.mp3" length="39307950" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week went from goofy ghost stories to ghost encounter real quick. 0-100 in like 2 seconds.... No joke still creeped out.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app  Support this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week went from goofy ghost stories to ghost encounter real quick. 0-100 in like 2 seconds.... No joke still creeped out.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2457</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>8</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sandra's experience with Shadow people and my time in a "demon" house.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sandra-s-experience-with-shadow-people-and-my-time-in-a-demon-house--53005169</link><description><![CDATA[This week I'm not going to lie I got CHILLS! And not the covid kind! Retelling these stories really freaked Sandra and I out. However it was just the beginning.... next weeks episode when I say it's creepy I'm not kidding.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2283e872-3b1e-457c-b927-4003ad2e163b</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2022 19:30:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005169/bd3df75d13f6ef13c74b9e74b9904810.mp3" length="26433553" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week I'm not going to lie I got CHILLS! And not the covid kind! Retelling these stories really freaked Sandra and I out. However it was just the beginning.... next weeks episode when I say it's creepy I'm not kidding.   ---   This episode is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week I'm not going to lie I got CHILLS! And not the covid kind! Retelling these stories really freaked Sandra and I out. However it was just the beginning.... next weeks episode when I say it's creepy I'm not kidding.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1652</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>8</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Curious Case of The "Mostly Harmless" Hiker</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-curious-case-of-the-mostly-harmless-hiker--53005507</link><description><![CDATA[Hey today's case covers some very heavy topics such as abuse and mental health. If you are struggling please know that there is help available. 800 273 8255 With this being said today's story is about a hiker who was known only by his trail name "Mostly Harmless" (AKA Vance John Rodriquez) for nearly three years.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">50988385-bb58-4d80-9fc8-6cf882cf60e4</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Oct 2022 19:30:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005507/ebe29e376ae327b2acb0e22812699d6d.mp3" length="20809494" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey today's case covers some very heavy topics such as abuse and mental health. 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I'm telling you all of my tattoos and answering questions and concerns people had when I got my tattoos done.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">1d6d23b0-905e-464e-b4b4-fd102d6746ff</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2022 19:30:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005120/fa1fd1c1ad6783aa9b02caec8dc45220.mp3" length="33199894" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week I'm introducing song of the week: You Wreck Me (Tom Petty) There will be a Spotify Playlist to go along with this. 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I'm telling you all of my tattoos and answering questions and concerns people had when I got my tattoos done.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2075</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The summer that shaped me....</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-summer-that-shaped-me--53005220</link><description><![CDATA[This is a small collection of stories about me being a typical over dramatic teen girl about the school dance, having a blast with my friend on a school trip, and a great loss I went through....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">b908c559-4a61-4d20-bdb4-a61884e8342d</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2022 19:30:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005220/9360f93773230732d20b6dfdfd4f8744.mp3" length="24514285" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is a small collection of stories about me being a typical over dramatic teen girl about the school dance, having a blast with my friend on a school trip, and a great loss I went through....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is a small collection of stories about me being a typical over dramatic teen girl about the school dance, having a blast with my friend on a school trip, and a great loss I went through....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1532</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My summer school journey</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-summer-school-journey--53004635</link><description><![CDATA[Eighth grade summer school and how I ended up on that wild ride. 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A ton of my friends were there, one of my favorite teachers, and some cool civil war re-enactments happened.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1439</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>April Fools Day MISTAKE</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/april-fools-day-mistake--53004614</link><description><![CDATA[Well here's where one bad idea caused a year (or more)'s worth of problems. 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Kalvin and Kaelin wanted excuses to cheat and not be blamed.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>977</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>First "actual" boyfriend</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/first-actual-boyfriend--53005703</link><description><![CDATA[So Kalvin.... I know I'd had boyfriends before but they didn't get as far as Kalvin did. I know he wasn't technically a real boyfriend, but he was the first guy to take me on a (kind of) date.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">54f6236e-26de-4e47-80ea-f013535a21b6</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2022 19:30:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005703/c330bd3ab2ab76d99b16cad9498c3cb1.mp3" length="17958177" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So Kalvin.... I know I'd had boyfriends before but they didn't get as far as Kalvin did. 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I know he wasn't technically a real boyfriend, but he was the first guy to take me on a (kind of) date.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1123</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>First Co-Ed Sleepover</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/first-co-ed-sleepover--53005143</link><description><![CDATA[Went to a party like my name was Il Niño and wound up in a very weird situation with a lot of firsts. 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Also these people led to a lot of drama and bullying later on and clearly were who people mean when they talk about the "wrong crowd".  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1225</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>First Time in Saturday School (BONUS STORY!!!!!)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/first-time-in-saturday-school-bonus-story--53005714</link><description><![CDATA[This week I'm telling you about another first... 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Plus there's a bonus story about playing with dry ice and hot dogs   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1097</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>First Time Ditching School</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/first-time-ditching-school--53004649</link><description><![CDATA[In eighth grade I decided to up the angst and be a little more wild. 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All I can say: don't be an ass, get to class!  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1649</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Snapshots of a Seventh Grader</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/snapshots-of-a-seventh-grader--53004696</link><description><![CDATA[Today I talk a bit about a show I loved growing up and more specifically the star of said show... 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So hold on to your butt those stories are coming.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cfce0a9a-b1db-4d01-adc5-3ec00ebe3478</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Jul 2022 19:30:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53004696/d2cccdebfe647a481750e60138b708cf.mp3" length="30139179" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today I talk a bit about a show I loved growing up and more specifically the star of said show... Frankie Muniz. Apparently he does remember filming Malcom in the Middle. 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So hold on to your butt those stories are coming.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1884</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Big Dance</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-big-dance--53005675</link><description><![CDATA[This week I'm continuing the middle school journey I left off on in the end of season 6. Also are you one of those who can figure it all out or a hot mess?  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">70f59087-3c53-413a-b295-6cde70919d34</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2022 19:30:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005675/3f89a88991bff019f28194b7afa8752f.mp3" length="29468355" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week I'm continuing the middle school journey I left off on in the end of season 6. 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Also are you one of those who can figure it all out or a hot mess?  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1842</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Devin and Joni: Spilling ALL the Tea (3/3)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/devin-and-joni-spilling-all-the-tea-3-3--53004709</link><description><![CDATA[Here's the rest of the Devin and Joni tea and how and where our stories intertwined even more... which luckily for us resulted in a best friend.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">761a8ba0-e161-4aa4-b1f2-2814f0c05d36</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2022 19:30:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53004709/09c521d5f5c4185bae724d74b50869f3.mp3" length="55950249" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here's the rest of the Devin and Joni tea and how and where our stories intertwined even more... which luckily for us resulted in a best friend.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here's the rest of the Devin and Joni tea and how and where our stories intertwined even more... which luckily for us resulted in a best friend.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3497</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Devin and Joni: Spilling ALL the Tea (2/3)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/devin-and-joni-spilling-all-the-tea-2-3--53005235</link><description><![CDATA[This week I have a very special guest: my bestie Sandra. She's gonna tell you her end of things with Devin and Joni.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">639322fd-344f-4e38-9379-b6c35950e90c</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2022 19:30:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005235/c77d1c1cf151b64268d88dab753245d6.mp3" length="41382281" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week I have a very special guest: my bestie Sandra. She's gonna tell you her end of things with Devin and Joni.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app  Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week I have a very special guest: my bestie Sandra. She's gonna tell you her end of things with Devin and Joni.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2587</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Devin &amp; Joni: Spilling ALL the Tea (1/3)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/devin-joni-spilling-all-the-tea-1-3--53005239</link><description><![CDATA[Hey... so the real tea on how we met and actually became friends.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6e6a84b4-e2bf-42d4-885c-afc535147da6</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Jun 2022 19:30:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005239/021ea395e59c13a0f2202938a7df58ed.mp3" length="47359934" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey... so the real tea on how we met and actually became friends.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app  Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey... so the real tea on how we met and actually became friends.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2960</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My Middle School Mess</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-middle-school-mess--53006392</link><description><![CDATA[Hi! Today I'm starting my series of middle school aged stories since I haven't told you much about me then. I hope it's as nostalgic or at least interesting to hear a little bit. I know it's weird to start something like this on the last episode but I wanted to give you a taste of what's coming next season. Love you see in season 7!  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">97687173-b718-42bd-8704-c975a17067de</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 May 2022 19:30:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53006392/0f46074ad687dcfa74bdd5de1cecedf2.mp3" length="21306866" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hi! Today I'm starting my series of middle school aged stories since I haven't told you much about me then. I hope it's as nostalgic or at least interesting to hear a little bit. I know it's weird to start something like this on the last episode but I...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hi! Today I'm starting my series of middle school aged stories since I haven't told you much about me then. I hope it's as nostalgic or at least interesting to hear a little bit. I know it's weird to start something like this on the last episode but I wanted to give you a taste of what's coming next season. Love you see in season 7!  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1332</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Cars: A Historically Unlucky History</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-cars-a-historically-unlucky-history--53004784</link><description><![CDATA[I know I said I would try to steer away from more political and controversial topics, but the economy and the workers strike are all over the news constantly especially in the last year. So if you have any thoughts or opinions feel free to share. I did. Also enjoy the time line of my family's bad luck with cars ... hopefully things get better with this one. Nothing too crazy has happened yet, so hopefully I'm not jynxing it.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7e6c351c-6215-493b-9548-0ef63694ee36</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2022 19:30:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53004784/0a8d89aa1e07567132327ce310472821.mp3" length="30743548" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I know I said I would try to steer away from more political and controversial topics, but the economy and the workers strike are all over the news constantly especially in the last year. So if you have any thoughts or opinions feel free to share. I...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I know I said I would try to steer away from more political and controversial topics, but the economy and the workers strike are all over the news constantly especially in the last year. So if you have any thoughts or opinions feel free to share. I did. Also enjoy the time line of my family's bad luck with cars ... hopefully things get better with this one. Nothing too crazy has happened yet, so hopefully I'm not jynxing it.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1922</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>School uniforms f*cking suck!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/school-uniforms-f-cking-suck--53006405</link><description><![CDATA[So I love shopping for clothes... I've never not loved it except for this time. And I think the feelings I felt during all of this is what led me to really hate having to wear uniforms of any kind and also be rather repulsed by having to wear any navy blue.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4becb310-ddc6-42de-b514-7b37eea3a9af</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 May 2022 19:30:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53006405/056979dc0ff98ccb12957df2d8f17314.mp3" length="26613276" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So I love shopping for clothes... I've never not loved it except for this time. 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And I think the feelings I felt during all of this is what led me to really hate having to wear uniforms of any kind and also be rather repulsed by having to wear any navy blue.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1664</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I'm Eighteen</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-m-eighteen--53005744</link><description><![CDATA[So today was a day I just was struggling so please feel free to partake in the mental health check in, and remember you're 100% not alone in the struggle. I also talk about one of the favorite birthdays I ever had and still to this day would love to have another like this.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d53132f2-9538-47fe-86d0-df5750827c1d</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2022 19:30:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005744/0192cc97e607a3a01a643d60c59f7ea1.mp3" length="23946696" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So today was a day I just was struggling so please feel free to partake in the mental health check in, and remember you're 100% not alone in the struggle. I also talk about one of the favorite birthdays I ever had and still to this day would love to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So today was a day I just was struggling so please feel free to partake in the mental health check in, and remember you're 100% not alone in the struggle. I also talk about one of the favorite birthdays I ever had and still to this day would love to have another like this.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1497</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>High-school girls getting crazy with eggs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/high-school-girls-getting-crazy-with-eggs--53005558</link><description><![CDATA[This is the story of the one and only time I ever egged someone's house. Dude wouldn't give me treats so I gave him a trick.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c2a776f4-2ade-4de5-89cb-12cc2a760e84</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Apr 2022 19:30:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005558/260c23e082d80910f95dfa74a66f0d74.mp3" length="21952613" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is the story of the one and only time I ever egged someone's house. Dude wouldn't give me treats so I gave him a trick.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app  Support this...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is the story of the one and only time I ever egged someone's house. Dude wouldn't give me treats so I gave him a trick.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1372</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We Went Ham... 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I also tell you about a time Glauren and I destroyed someone's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today I talk to you about why I love my podcast and how good it's been for me and how therapeutic it is. I also want to know about your hobby and ways of coping (healthy ways of course). I also tell you about a time Glauren and I destroyed someone's car with ham...  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>973</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tbone and the jello vandalism</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tbone-and-the-jello-vandalism--53005559</link><description><![CDATA[Hi.... This is the story of my guy bestie Tbone. He and I were the best of friends. And even if we went long periods of time not able to hangout much or speak to each other he's truly one of the only people who I can pick up where I left off with and feel as though no time has passed. We also attacked a truck with Jello like weirdos in the night. Until we meet again partner in crime....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a24bdf6e-19b5-4b97-90d6-e8dede29bd16</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2022 19:30:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005559/921d7de8ef91119c918acd984435db5c.mp3" length="32380276" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hi.... This is the story of my guy bestie Tbone. He and I were the best of friends. And even if we went long periods of time not able to hangout much or speak to each other he's truly one of the only people who I can pick up where I left off with and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hi.... This is the story of my guy bestie Tbone. He and I were the best of friends. And even if we went long periods of time not able to hangout much or speak to each other he's truly one of the only people who I can pick up where I left off with and feel as though no time has passed. We also attacked a truck with Jello like weirdos in the night. Until we meet again partner in crime....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2024</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Tale of Anus Aamos</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-tale-of-anus-aamos--53006400</link><description><![CDATA[The title is slightly misleading... He in fact didn't get that nick name from sticking anything in his butt.... But he was a creep so he needed a creep nick name. This is basically how I grew strong enough to start setting boundaries with creeps.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8a69f56b-0c7a-4e24-bd9e-f848c7dfddd5</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2022 19:30:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53006400/587953ee29ba4268eedca63a097217c6.mp3" length="25088143" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The title is slightly misleading... He in fact didn't get that nick name from sticking anything in his butt.... But he was a creep so he needed a creep nick name. This is basically how I grew strong enough to start setting boundaries with creeps.  ---...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The title is slightly misleading... He in fact didn't get that nick name from sticking anything in his butt.... But he was a creep so he needed a creep nick name. This is basically how I grew strong enough to start setting boundaries with creeps.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1568</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Playing Games w/ Justin Bobby</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/playing-games-w-justin-bobby--53004789</link><description><![CDATA[Alright. You know how Backstreet Boys said "Quit playin' games with my heart!" Well take a note from my book (or don't) and listen to them. I played a stupid game and won exactly 0 prizes....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bcecd7a1-277f-4aba-ac85-9e3950336275</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2022 19:30:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53004789/5330be2b5775bce686f0004d9917c486.mp3" length="32598869" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Alright. You know how Backstreet Boys said "Quit playin' games with my heart!" Well take a note from my book (or don't) and listen to them. I played a stupid game and won exactly 0 prizes....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Alright. You know how Backstreet Boys said "Quit playin' games with my heart!" Well take a note from my book (or don't) and listen to them. I played a stupid game and won exactly 0 prizes....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2038</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>More adventures with my boyfriend substitute</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/more-adventures-with-my-boyfriend-substitute--53005815</link><description><![CDATA[These are the only two sleepovers I had with Jessie Bestie. Her and I were really close during school and if we hadn't grown apart (not anyone's fault shit happens) due to life circumstances I think we'd have had many more and would still be friends today, but who knows.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">795173f4-8b4c-4bd1-a326-85610a664ecd</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2022 19:30:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005815/446128ea61a21ca3fe73251d44a35232.mp3" length="28473194" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>These are the only two sleepovers I had with Jessie Bestie. Her and I were really close during school and if we hadn't grown apart (not anyone's fault shit happens) due to life circumstances I think we'd have had many more and would still be friends...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[These are the only two sleepovers I had with Jessie Bestie. Her and I were really close during school and if we hadn't grown apart (not anyone's fault shit happens) due to life circumstances I think we'd have had many more and would still be friends today, but who knows.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1780</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I threw party in a bathroom</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-threw-party-in-a-bathroom--53004681</link><description><![CDATA[Yes.... this is another new year's eve story. A little late (or early, depending) I know, but I am weird and random memories keep popping up of weird stuff. Stuff I'm not sure anyone else has done... also do you decorate your home? And is it DIY?  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">061f43e9-736c-444c-8b12-f8b95d8664b6</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Mar 2022 20:30:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53004681/a77225aaab2a1d3f180dd583f09410ed.mp3" length="22478823" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yes.... this is another new year's eve story. A little late (or early, depending) I know, but I am weird and random memories keep popping up of weird stuff. Stuff I'm not sure anyone else has done... also do you decorate your home? And is it DIY?  ---...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yes.... this is another new year's eve story. A little late (or early, depending) I know, but I am weird and random memories keep popping up of weird stuff. Stuff I'm not sure anyone else has done... also do you decorate your home? And is it DIY?  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1405</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sexy Babies on the Phone</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sexy-babies-on-the-phone--53005542</link><description><![CDATA[Okay.... again another weird trip down memory lane to another story I've never really talked about to anyone out of sheer embarrassing guilt. I had a sleepover where we literally called a sex chat line and I did my best Paris Hilton impersonation and got my friend and I free pizza. It's not as cool as it sounds and if anything should be used as a cautionary tale if anything. Be really careful. You may feel sexy and grown up at 13-15, but you're not so don't go trying to be....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6eae9867-f6d0-4830-8211-701cc2de0f21</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Mar 2022 20:30:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005542/99bc4fe0e72b2a48c1acdab970a9ed98.mp3" length="21231215" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Okay.... again another weird trip down memory lane to another story I've never really talked about to anyone out of sheer embarrassing guilt. I had a sleepover where we literally called a sex chat line and I did my best Paris Hilton impersonation and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Okay.... again another weird trip down memory lane to another story I've never really talked about to anyone out of sheer embarrassing guilt. I had a sleepover where we literally called a sex chat line and I did my best Paris Hilton impersonation and got my friend and I free pizza. It's not as cool as it sounds and if anything should be used as a cautionary tale if anything. Be really careful. You may feel sexy and grown up at 13-15, but you're not so don't go trying to be....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1327</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>That One Time I Worked for the Government</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-one-time-i-worked-for-the-government--53005591</link><description><![CDATA[Nope.... you didn't read that title wrong, and it's also not a typo. Today I'm taking a little trip down nostalgia lane to the time I was a seventh grade rep in the student body government. I've never told anyone this not even my friends back then. So... your welcome.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">82143d0b-1c09-40c5-8699-ca52abd0ff39</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2022 20:30:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005591/680b996d49c5af539839fc2a1b8a1bf1.mp3" length="25164211" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nope.... you didn't read that title wrong, and it's also not a typo. 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So... your welcome.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1573</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Adventures in DoorDashing</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/adventures-in-doordashing--53005271</link><description><![CDATA[Today it's all about the driving babies... I have always loved going on drives and walks, what about you? I figured since I'm a pro DoorDash driver now I'd tell you all about it. (Also lots of PLT on how NOT to embarrass yourself while DoorDashing!)  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">472e8134-5120-4c08-a6c0-bb19daba5ef2</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Feb 2022 20:30:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005271/1c5d493b543049882ff92cf1d55b6e87.mp3" length="21976018" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today it's all about the driving babies... I have always loved going on drives and walks, what about you? 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(Also lots of PLT on how NOT to embarrass yourself while DoorDashing!)  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1374</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Valentine's Day Special: Our First (Worst) Valentine's Day</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/valentine-s-day-special-our-first-worst-valentine-s-day--53005769</link><description><![CDATA[Today is strictly story time. There was a time we almost broke up, and then came our first (and my worst ever) Valentine's day. Are you ready for a wild one?! Buckle in, okay, cuz this train is about to go off the rails.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3b156a92-c307-4cc8-b427-ba434f503d59</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2022 20:30:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005769/44dfb09b4211abee35928df3759095c3.mp3" length="32790712" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today is strictly story time. 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Buckle in, okay, cuz this train is about to go off the rails.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2050</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Most Awkward Date of my Life</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-most-awkward-date-of-my-life--53005289</link><description><![CDATA[So today I'm telling you about my love of going for drives and having adventures... You'd think that this would translate into my love life. It does not. Clearly.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ce81a2e4-ecbc-4304-9ddf-1f99d8cf5284</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2022 20:30:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005289/234c6dd2229f1403060d55965172904b.mp3" length="26810134" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So today I'm telling you about my love of going for drives and having adventures... You'd think that this would translate into my love life. It does not. 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Clearly.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1676</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ghostbusters and Boyfriend Substitutes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ghostbusters-and-boyfriend-substitutes--53005241</link><description><![CDATA[Hi! Welcome back! Season 6! I'm talking and asking about the new Ghostbusters Movies! Have you seen them? Do you like them? Also I'm telling you about the most fun I've ever had on Valentine's Day, and telling you how to do this too... Sorta. So even if you're single on Valentine's day you don't be left out or alone.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">75fc72fd-f41a-4267-bb83-b45129b7f6b5</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Feb 2022 20:30:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005241/0912776621d1bd45d4761a5abc62fb42.mp3" length="22335045" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hi! Welcome back! Season 6! 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So even if you're single on Valentine's day you don't be left out or alone.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1396</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>6</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>This is how Corona Virus effected me and how I dealt with it.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/this-is-how-corona-virus-effected-me-and-how-i-dealt-with-it--53004677</link><description><![CDATA[Hi, firstly I want to tell you I'm NOT a doctor so any advice I give you please don't take it as actual medical advice (and take it with a grain of salt). If you are worried you may have been exposed or have Corona please seek proper medical attention. Secondly thank you for listening and enjoying whatever this is, and I hope you're able to find it helpful in some way even if it's just for entertainment purposes.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9d70d80d-87e1-478a-93d3-791bc68cdcf8</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2022 22:19:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53004677/503985ff6ce185eec4ecbf85aeaf51d9.mp3" length="30862249" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hi, firstly I want to tell you I'm NOT a doctor so any advice I give you please don't take it as actual medical advice (and take it with a grain of salt). 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Secondly thank you for listening and enjoying whatever this is, and I hope you're able to find it helpful in some way even if it's just for entertainment purposes.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1929</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A few updates</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-few-updates--53005786</link><description><![CDATA[Hi so this is part of my I have covid stuff I said I'd update you through out when I remembered or if I felt like it.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a9283ad2-172c-4a0a-a8fa-f1bb8ba19ffc</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2022 20:50:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005786/18dc4492b7951e9fb23f9fe377e31b43.mp3" length="10567823" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hi so this is part of my I have covid stuff I said I'd update you through out when I remembered or if I felt like it.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  https://anchor.fm/app  Support this podcast:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hi so this is part of my I have covid stuff I said I'd update you through out when I remembered or if I felt like it.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>661</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>So..... 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Thank you for being so patient with me, and how shitty I feel.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c7ba4e21-a2c9-4eb0-993f-456da2870c64</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2022 17:47:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53004732/69ca857440eb691d5a87dc28067907fb.mp3" length="10788505" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The title is pretty self explanatory. If you're hearing this before season 7 just know most of season 7 was pre recorded so during most of it I didn't have this. Also if you're curious about quarantine or how we are handling this I will have updates...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The title is pretty self explanatory. If you're hearing this before season 7 just know most of season 7 was pre recorded so during most of it I didn't have this. Also if you're curious about quarantine or how we are handling this I will have updates coming. Thank you for being so patient with me, and how shitty I feel.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>675</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Momma Needs A Monster: 2 year anniversary special</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/momma-needs-a-monster-2-year-anniversary-special--53005316</link><description><![CDATA[Hey I have been here for two years. This is more of a look back at these two years rather than stories. So please enjoy my incessant ramblings and weird opinions. And don't forget to stick around because it's gonna get good!  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d7889a64-8817-4566-a66f-349c792fb85b</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2022 21:55:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005316/d86776b656f1e980a55a95411ff59046.mp3" length="23941263" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hey I have been here for two years. This is more of a look back at these two years rather than stories. So please enjoy my incessant ramblings and weird opinions. And don't forget to stick around because it's gonna get good!  ---   This episode is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hey I have been here for two years. This is more of a look back at these two years rather than stories. So please enjoy my incessant ramblings and weird opinions. And don't forget to stick around because it's gonna get good!  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1496</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>7</itunes:season><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cowboys and Resolutions</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cowboys-and-resolutions--53005294</link><description><![CDATA[This is where I give you a sort of rundown of what kind of new years Eve things I do. I have other stories besides making a psycho shit themselves and hanging out with my stalkers   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3a5e52c5-f0b4-4832-94bd-d766b30fccc4</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Jan 2022 20:30:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005294/f45a2763de35cc986480cf3e661b4acf.mp3" length="25303392" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is where I give you a sort of rundown of what kind of new years Eve things I do. I have other stories besides making a psycho shit themselves and hanging out with my stalkers   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is where I give you a sort of rundown of what kind of new years Eve things I do. I have other stories besides making a psycho shit themselves and hanging out with my stalkers   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1582</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>5</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Different State, Different Family, Same Traditions</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/different-state-different-family-same-traditions--53006447</link><description><![CDATA[Today I am telling you about who on OITNB is a fave and who isn't and who I think didn't deserve to go to prison. Also I ask about your favorite tv shows/characters. I also tell you the one Christmas I spent in another state with my step dad's side of the family and how shockingly similar it was to what my mom's side did for Christmas.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">52c9fbc3-7431-40b8-98fa-dba42c4acd9b</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2021 20:30:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53006447/6198e68cf73174c849463723126e918c.mp3" length="24883343" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today I am telling you about who on OITNB is a fave and who isn't and who I think didn't deserve to go to prison. Also I ask about your favorite tv shows/characters. I also tell you the one Christmas I spent in another state with my step dad's side of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today I am telling you about who on OITNB is a fave and who isn't and who I think didn't deserve to go to prison. Also I ask about your favorite tv shows/characters. I also tell you the one Christmas I spent in another state with my step dad's side of the family and how shockingly similar it was to what my mom's side did for Christmas.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1556</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>5</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The most awkward Christmas gift exchange I've ever had.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-most-awkward-christmas-gift-exchange-i-ve-ever-had--53005572</link><description><![CDATA[So I'm attempting to binge watch Orange is the New Black ... For a third time. Hopefully my ADHD won't get in the way this time. I also tell you about the first (and most awkward) gift exchange I had with my mother in law.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3d788d7d-7718-4f25-af58-ee820d8e43ba</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2021 20:30:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005572/171b10f83bcb21de27fbf3812986d507.mp3" length="16530010" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So I'm attempting to binge watch Orange is the New Black ... For a third time. Hopefully my ADHD won't get in the way this time. I also tell you about the first (and most awkward) gift exchange I had with my mother in law.   ---   This episode is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So I'm attempting to binge watch Orange is the New Black ... For a third time. Hopefully my ADHD won't get in the way this time. I also tell you about the first (and most awkward) gift exchange I had with my mother in law.   ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1033</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>5</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mid-Life Crisis and Exes on My Mind</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mid-life-crisis-and-exes-on-my-mind--53005874</link><description><![CDATA[Today's episode I'm very emotional... I go from happy, existential, to a little bit sad, but also still kinda happy. It's a rollercoaster, but it's a really nice story that I feel plays a big roll on who I am now... Or who I became. Whichever.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d73f5474-e305-4933-b7df-2fe702b9e833</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2021 20:30:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005874/cda7a9d73fb85253453fe2f383b5a48c.mp3" length="31184913" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today's episode I'm very emotional... 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Whichever.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1949</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>5</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>My First Christmas Boyfriend...</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-first-christmas-boyfriend--53005305</link><description><![CDATA[Well well well .... It's almost Christmas. Since we have been talking about the holidays and how families and dynamics and traditions are always changing I thought I'd share with you the first time I bucked traditional holidays with my family... To spend a traditional holiday with someone else's family.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3b203ebc-a101-4730-8075-205a0d6b98c7</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2021 20:30:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005305/3356117caaa357c3fdb981f1b5653a98.mp3" length="26563121" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well well well .... It's almost Christmas. 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To spend a traditional holiday with someone else's family.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1661</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>5</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Vaccines and Weird Dreams</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/vaccines-and-weird-dreams--53005614</link><description><![CDATA[So this week I am hearing about the vaccine lots in the news but not the stuff I usually hear. Yes, I am vaccinated... Are you? I don't care why or why not, but I just want to encourage you to do it if you didn't. And if not I don't think you should be mandated. If your religious and can't, or whatever, I get it. Also I delve into a weird dream I had and analyze it (kinda). It was insane....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2912cbf7-4d4b-48d2-9b7a-681c1398a5c7</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Nov 2021 20:30:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005614/8c61e46569d56f3ebb07c94ffde605b3.mp3" length="15566196" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So this week I am hearing about the vaccine lots in the news but not the stuff I usually hear. Yes, I am vaccinated... Are you? I don't care why or why not, but I just want to encourage you to do it if you didn't. 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It was insane....  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>973</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>5</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hair Metal and Holidays</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hair-metal-and-holidays--53005322</link><description><![CDATA[Hi! I talk about LA Guns and ask about music. Also an update on my Thanksgiving dilemma, some Thanksgiving stories, and some stuff about life. @AwesomeShelbiNicole on Instagram if you wanna answer my questions.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">f1cf387e-5660-4c43-b9b9-ebaa11e8007e</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2021 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53005322/970ce1f9e39d6c4312d33f9d61fc2cd2.mp3" length="22638484" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hi! I talk about LA Guns and ask about music. Also an update on my Thanksgiving dilemma, some Thanksgiving stories, and some stuff about life. @AwesomeShelbiNicole on Instagram if you wanna answer my questions.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  ·...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hi! I talk about LA Guns and ask about music. Also an update on my Thanksgiving dilemma, some Thanksgiving stories, and some stuff about life. @AwesomeShelbiNicole on Instagram if you wanna answer my questions.  ---   This episode is sponsored by  · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>  Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1415</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:season>5</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Tiger Kings, Thanksgiving, and Dudes at Church</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/tiger-kings-thanksgiving-and-dudes-at-church--47500350</link><description><![CDATA[Today I'm starting a bit of new format or structure to my show. I feel like it will make it seem more like an actual show and not just me sitting in my dark kitchen in the middle of the night recording on a phone.... Don't worry there's still going to be storytimes though. And please let me know what you think? Do you like the new style? Is it better? Are you going to watch the new Tiger King?<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a><br /><br />Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0afd3369-eb7f-4d79-a452-690dc7e893ba</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Nov 2021 20:30:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47500350/fdfbccebc63da26125eb4de079e5fa65.mp3" length="15797746" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today I'm starting a bit of new format or structure to my show. I feel like it will make it seem more like an actual show and not just me sitting in my dark kitchen in the middle of the night recording on a phone.... Don't worry there's still going to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today I'm starting a bit of new format or structure to my show. I feel like it will make it seem more like an actual show and not just me sitting in my dark kitchen in the middle of the night recording on a phone.... Don't worry there's still going to be storytimes though. And please let me know what you think? Do you like the new style? Is it better? Are you going to watch the new Tiger King?<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a><br /><br />Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>988</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Petty Revenge on a Psycho</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/petty-revenge-on-a-psycho--47500353</link><description><![CDATA[Look you can say what you want but when you mess with peoples lives you'll get found out, and maybe a little fucked with too. And if you're like me be careful there's always tons of weirdos out there. Someone might try to Black Swan you!<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a><br /><br />Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">26565622-836e-48b1-bc82-f57fc8abd544</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2021 19:30:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47500353/773614bad39e6117aa2d9a9372580b29.mp3" length="28296815" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Look you can say what you want but when you mess with peoples lives you'll get found out, and maybe a little fucked with too. And if you're like me be careful there's always tons of weirdos out there. Someone might try to Black Swan you!

--- 

This...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Look you can say what you want but when you mess with peoples lives you'll get found out, and maybe a little fucked with too. And if you're like me be careful there's always tons of weirdos out there. Someone might try to Black Swan you!<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a><br /><br />Support this podcast: <a href="https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1769</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Manipulative User: Leon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/manipulative-user-leon--44387426</link><description><![CDATA[This story is a warning. If you ever encounter someone like this it's okay to cut them out it's okay to stand up for yourself because if not the toxic behavior will continue and you'll never win.<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">6b68291c-2030-4036-8089-b30da14c10a4</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2021 19:30:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44387426/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_staging_2021_02_28_3597a2324e2bde7bdedd014e137c402f.mp3" length="36288185" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This story is a warning. If you ever encounter someone like this it's okay to cut them out it's okay to stand up for yourself because if not the toxic behavior will continue and you'll never win.

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· Anchor: The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This story is a warning. If you ever encounter someone like this it's okay to cut them out it's okay to stand up for yourself because if not the toxic behavior will continue and you'll never win.<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2268</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Story of Sandra (Part 2)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-story-of-sandra-part-2--44387431</link><description><![CDATA[This takes us to the middle ground of our friendship so far! These were some fun nights and some of my favorite. We had a night out at my fave bar, a house party and a good old fashioned sleep over.<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e67b3f32-9b10-49ca-bb0b-6b90ecfe1ac1</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2021 19:30:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44387431/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_staging_2021_02_22_3fab43573f5bcc9ba86d11c958390f41.mp3" length="25102761" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This takes us to the middle ground of our friendship so far! These were some fun nights and some of my favorite. We had a night out at my fave bar, a house party and a good old fashioned sleep over.

--- 

This episode is sponsored by 
· Anchor: The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This takes us to the middle ground of our friendship so far! These were some fun nights and some of my favorite. We had a night out at my fave bar, a house party and a good old fashioned sleep over.<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1569</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Story of Sandra (Pt. 1)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-story-of-sandra-pt-1--44387423</link><description><![CDATA[This is a nice little ode to my bestie. We've been friends for 7 years (in April) and I thought this would be a nice addition to my podcast since I've spoken of her so often (and even had her in the show one episode). So here it is: The Story of Sandra <br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">afcb5785-1eef-4819-9ca5-cc3d6b6293c7</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2021 19:30:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44387423/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_staging_2021_02_21_8a84fd346b683d55b12859759e080220.mp3" length="21101638" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is a nice little ode to my bestie. We've been friends for 7 years (in April) and I thought this would be a nice addition to my podcast since I've spoken of her so often (and even had her in the show one episode). So here it is: The Story of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is a nice little ode to my bestie. We've been friends for 7 years (in April) and I thought this would be a nice addition to my podcast since I've spoken of her so often (and even had her in the show one episode). So here it is: The Story of Sandra <br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1319</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our First Girls Night Adventure</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/our-first-girls-night-adventure--44387428</link><description><![CDATA[Remember the plan Glauren and I had for a girl's night? Well we tried to pull it off and it went wrong in a few ways. Not south, but not like we had planned at all thanks to Dj Dandy and Handy!<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dcdecb59-a774-48f7-b924-4058770f4522</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2021 20:30:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44387428/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_staging_2021_03_04_e075ff390a50d21a701ad7e158d4c67d.mp3" length="20733416" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Remember the plan Glauren and I had for a girl's night? Well we tried to pull it off and it went wrong in a few ways. Not south, but not like we had planned at all thanks to Dj Dandy and Handy!

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This episode is sponsored by 
· Anchor: The...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Remember the plan Glauren and I had for a girl's night? Well we tried to pull it off and it went wrong in a few ways. Not south, but not like we had planned at all thanks to Dj Dandy and Handy!<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1296</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Sleepover stories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/sleepover-stories--44387430</link><description><![CDATA[I tell you of two memorable sleepovers for me. One from childhood and one from my teen years. Things were so different back then but it's nice to reminisce. <br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">350da438-1755-494f-a0ad-995a0f0117f9</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2021 20:30:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44387430/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_staging_2021_02_20_5ec6f91514311d450cb390d4004c986c.mp3" length="15746745" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I tell you of two memorable sleepovers for me. One from childhood and one from my teen years. Things were so different back then but it's nice to reminisce. 

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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I tell you of two memorable sleepovers for me. One from childhood and one from my teen years. Things were so different back then but it's nice to reminisce. <br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>984</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Creepy George Saga Part Two: Sandra</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-creepy-george-saga-part-two-sandra--44387424</link><description><![CDATA[This is Sandra's detailed version of how my unwanted "boyfriend" tried to cheat on me with her. Yes, Sandra was the side chick in my "relationship". No, I had no idea. And also, no, this isn't how we happened to meet. That will be a story for another day😉<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">4d887e0a-20c8-44e2-a59e-8094de033184</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2021 20:30:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44387424/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_staging_2021_02_05_7c39033cbda2e2f208e561494585b39e.mp3" length="17834869" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is Sandra's detailed version of how my unwanted "boyfriend" tried to cheat on me with her. Yes, Sandra was the side chick in my "relationship". No, I had no idea. And also, no, this isn't how we happened to meet. That will be a story for another...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is Sandra's detailed version of how my unwanted "boyfriend" tried to cheat on me with her. Yes, Sandra was the side chick in my "relationship". No, I had no idea. And also, no, this isn't how we happened to meet. That will be a story for another day😉<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1115</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Stories That (Sorta) Tie Into Other Stories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/stories-that-sorta-tie-into-other-stories--44387429</link><description><![CDATA[Today I tell you about a magical pet escape (which has nothing to do with any of the others I've told you so far), a guy I didn't get with (yes another one, but this one wasn't a creep), and a friend who wasn't a friend but a user instead.<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">0a89f262-b1dc-47fc-9f38-1e3197f8af5a</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2021 20:30:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44387429/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_staging_2021_02_02_3ed9de10e601744cc1cb36ee9aa7df63.mp3" length="31760851" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Today I tell you about a magical pet escape (which has nothing to do with any of the others I've told you so far), a guy I didn't get with (yes another one, but this one wasn't a creep), and a friend who wasn't a friend but a user instead.

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This...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Today I tell you about a magical pet escape (which has nothing to do with any of the others I've told you so far), a guy I didn't get with (yes another one, but this one wasn't a creep), and a friend who wasn't a friend but a user instead.<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1985</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Kristofferson and the dance</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/kristofferson-and-the-dance--44387427</link><description><![CDATA[Here's another creepy guy I encountered in my younger days. It was a whole thing. Only unlike the other creeps.... This guy I considered my best friend! And he couldn't handle rejection well even though I told him multiple times we weren't a couple and wouldn't be. We were only ever going to be friends. And silly me... I still thought that it was okay to continue the friendship, hangout with each other's families, go places together, and just have fun without dating him! How dare I! (Kidding.)<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">741bc59c-dd33-45f7-a8f4-1cc001e4c840</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2020 20:00:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44387427/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_staging_2020_11_05_c379f33d48013bae2b91082d6232a136.mp3" length="33632054" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Here's another creepy guy I encountered in my younger days. It was a whole thing. Only unlike the other creeps.... This guy I considered my best friend! And he couldn't handle rejection well even though I told him multiple times we weren't a couple...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Here's another creepy guy I encountered in my younger days. It was a whole thing. Only unlike the other creeps.... This guy I considered my best friend! And he couldn't handle rejection well even though I told him multiple times we weren't a couple and wouldn't be. We were only ever going to be friends. And silly me... I still thought that it was okay to continue the friendship, hangout with each other's families, go places together, and just have fun without dating him! How dare I! (Kidding.)<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2102</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Lost in the middle of nowhere and creepy friends</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/lost-in-the-middle-of-nowhere-and-creepy-friends--44387425</link><description><![CDATA[Two personal stories. One where my Nana, sister and I got lost in the middle of nowhere until 3 AM and one about a crazy person I am no longer friends with.<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">97d87dbc-998e-40b4-bbdb-bc1843fdc6fe</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2020 19:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44387425/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_staging_2020_10_25_3bbe6687fd17703cec4b49eb558ff22f.mp3" length="24038219" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Two personal stories. One where my Nana, sister and I got lost in the middle of nowhere until 3 AM and one about a crazy person I am no longer friends with.

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· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Two personal stories. One where my Nana, sister and I got lost in the middle of nowhere until 3 AM and one about a crazy person I am no longer friends with.<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1503</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/7f529862067b2c02cc20aa5eff9a6f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>How Not to Deal With a Creep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/how-not-to-deal-with-a-creep--44387432</link><description><![CDATA[This is just a little storytime from when baby me was just 19 years old and very dumb. I had a guy who just got totally creepy on me and I maybe didn't deal with it in the best way.<br /><br />--- <br /><br />This episode is sponsored by <br />· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast.  <a href="https://anchor.fm/app" rel="noopener">https://anchor.fm/app</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9441f5bf-779f-4abb-b129-aad881d5bba9</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2020 19:00:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44387432/https_d3ctxlq1ktw2nl_cloudfront_net_staging_2020_09_03_4615ac248f614e2daabd9b0c53257b6b.mp3" length="32578379" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Shelbi</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is just a little storytime from when baby me was just 19 years old and very dumb. I had a guy who just got totally creepy on me and I maybe didn't deal with it in the best way.

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