https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/aristotle-asparagus--4884215enComedy FictionCopyright Aristotle Asparagushttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6645285e4abca6dd0cf70f2b8c35cd59.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/aristotle-asparagus--4884215Fri, 15 Oct 2021 07:45:24 +0000Aristotle AsparagusAristotle Asparagusfeeds@spreaker.comThis podcast focuses on the life of Aristotle Asparagus, a Greek farmer who grows calypso, a marijuana-like plant that you snort instead of smoke.falsec18a2609-9ca1-5627-991e-dad6bb14bf3bepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/horse-farmer-equo-chevalier-is-a-bad-man-who-you-should-stay-away-from--46986108
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