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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>CONK! News Weekend</title><link>https://conk.com</link><description><![CDATA[The flagship weekend podcast from the CONK! News service at conk.news, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web. Think of this as an audio version of those Sunday morning political shows, except hosted by a bunch of old guys who want you to get off of their lawn. CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters leads the roundtable discussion, featuring CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway (former longtime editor of Hustler Magazine) and a panel of rotating guests. We make fun of liberals, so you don't have to (TM). Available at 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific every Friday. NOTE: This show is also included in the main CONK! 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Think of this as an audio version of those Sunday morning political shows, except hosted by a bunch of old guys...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The flagship weekend podcast from the CONK! News service at conk.news, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web. Think of this as an audio version of those Sunday morning political shows, except hosted by a bunch of old guys who want you to get off of their lawn. CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters leads the roundtable discussion, featuring CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway (former longtime editor of Hustler Magazine) and a panel of rotating guests. We make fun of liberals, so you don't have to (TM). Available at 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific every Friday. NOTE: This show is also included in the main CONK! 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From ancient Congresspeople to overstuffed bureaucrats, the panel looks for solutions instead of problems, because, well, Joe, Kamala and gang are right in our faces.Fortunately, we are seeing "Zorroisms," the cracks in the shaky facade of of wokesters.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56253386</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2023 21:09:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56253386/conk_weekend_230727_final.mp3" length="90703874" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2912a9a5-fafb-474c-aa32-00ac8181e6d6/2912a9a5-fafb-474c-aa32-00ac8181e6d6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2912a9a5-fafb-474c-aa32-00ac8181e6d6/2912a9a5-fafb-474c-aa32-00ac8181e6d6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/2912a9a5-fafb-474c-aa32-00ac8181e6d6/2912a9a5-fafb-474c-aa32-00ac8181e6d6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Larry Newman, Don Zorro, Hank Rearden and Tim Conaway invade the joint carte-and-left-wing plot called illegal immigration to talk about what is really going on this side of the border. From ancient Congresspeople to overstuffed bureaucrats, the panel...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Larry Newman, Don Zorro, Hank Rearden and Tim Conaway invade the joint carte-and-left-wing plot called illegal immigration to talk about what is really going on this side of the border. From ancient Congresspeople to overstuffed bureaucrats, the panel looks for solutions instead of problems, because, well, Joe, Kamala and gang are right in our faces.Fortunately, we are seeing "Zorroisms," the cracks in the shaky facade of of wokesters.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5669</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! 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As in voting for people who'll take the U.S. out of the UN, and send NATO a "sorry we can't make it to your party" note.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54143778</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2023 07:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54143778/weekend_230608_final.mp3" length="81840631" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/70447b0a-89b6-45d0-b70b-1dca6345b5a0/70447b0a-89b6-45d0-b70b-1dca6345b5a0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/70447b0a-89b6-45d0-b70b-1dca6345b5a0/70447b0a-89b6-45d0-b70b-1dca6345b5a0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/70447b0a-89b6-45d0-b70b-1dca6345b5a0/70447b0a-89b6-45d0-b70b-1dca6345b5a0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you're not up to speed on how Government is making business slaves to the criminals, Larry Newman, Don Zorro and Tim Conaway will crank your engines. And they aren't blowing Canadian smoke up your wazoos. And if you're wondering how the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you're not up to speed on how Government is making business slaves to the criminals, Larry Newman, Don Zorro and Tim Conaway will crank your engines. And they aren't blowing Canadian smoke up your wazoos. And if you're wondering how the Constitution protects you from bad politicians, its called fair and honest elections. 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We wonder if Barky Obama is hiding out in George Soros' penthouse, and applaud the changing tide as conservatives push back against the underhanded left-wing assault on America.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54069646</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jun 2023 06:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54069646/weekend_230601_fina.mp3" length="56419100" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/009426b2-111d-4b28-9747-fd17eff8568b/009426b2-111d-4b28-9747-fd17eff8568b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/009426b2-111d-4b28-9747-fd17eff8568b/009426b2-111d-4b28-9747-fd17eff8568b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/009426b2-111d-4b28-9747-fd17eff8568b/009426b2-111d-4b28-9747-fd17eff8568b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Tim Conaway and Larry Newman break down which branches of government are doing it right and which have fallen off the tree of liberty. We wonder if Barky Obama is hiding out in George Soros' penthouse, and applaud the changing tide as conservatives...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Tim Conaway and Larry Newman break down which branches of government are doing it right and which have fallen off the tree of liberty. We wonder if Barky Obama is hiding out in George Soros' penthouse, and applaud the changing tide as conservatives push back against the underhanded left-wing assault on America.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3527</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,replublican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Conk! News Weekend - Memorial Day Special - (May 26-29)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-memorial-day-special-may-26-29--54000939</link><description><![CDATA[Conk! News Weekend honors those who have fallen in service to our Country with a full frontal attack on the recent news cycle. Fulfillment Journalist Hank Rearden turns the page on the far left's same tired tactics to indoctrinate our children to undermine our freedom, while Don Zorro pierces the ludicrous attempts to fool us into thinking the conservative way has no future.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54000939</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2023 06:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54000939/conk_weekend_230526_final.mp3" length="76854796" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b4a0ef1b-a637-467c-bba2-2e23029aaa1c/b4a0ef1b-a637-467c-bba2-2e23029aaa1c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b4a0ef1b-a637-467c-bba2-2e23029aaa1c/b4a0ef1b-a637-467c-bba2-2e23029aaa1c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b4a0ef1b-a637-467c-bba2-2e23029aaa1c/b4a0ef1b-a637-467c-bba2-2e23029aaa1c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Conk! News Weekend honors those who have fallen in service to our Country with a full frontal attack on the recent news cycle. Fulfillment Journalist Hank Rearden turns the page on the far left's same tired tactics to indoctrinate our children to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Conk! News Weekend honors those who have fallen in service to our Country with a full frontal attack on the recent news cycle. Fulfillment Journalist Hank Rearden turns the page on the far left's same tired tactics to indoctrinate our children to undermine our freedom, while Don Zorro pierces the ludicrous attempts to fool us into thinking the conservative way has no future.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4804</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Mother's Day Science Edition (May 12-14, '23)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-mother-s-day-science-edition-may-12-14-23--53826545</link><description><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Trump crushes it on CNN - and The Left loses its mind; Comer's committee comes with the goods - and The Mainstream Media simply doesn't care; and, The Climate Change Crowd says Battery Park will be underwater - but does anyone give a f*ck?.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53826545</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2023 21:11:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53826545/conk_weekend_230512_final.mp3" length="90506597" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/99b36770-a657-48cf-8f18-3d7be54e7b01/99b36770-a657-48cf-8f18-3d7be54e7b01.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/99b36770-a657-48cf-8f18-3d7be54e7b01/99b36770-a657-48cf-8f18-3d7be54e7b01.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/99b36770-a657-48cf-8f18-3d7be54e7b01/99b36770-a657-48cf-8f18-3d7be54e7b01.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Trump crushes it on CNN - and The Left loses its mind; Comer's committee comes with the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and editor of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Trump crushes it on CNN - and The Left loses its mind; Comer's committee comes with the goods - and The Mainstream Media simply doesn't care; and, The Climate Change Crowd says Battery Park will be underwater - but does anyone give a f*ck?.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5657</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commnetary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Rearden Report - Special Weekend Edition 5.5-7.23</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-rearden-report-special-weekend-edition-5-5-7-23--53720803</link><description><![CDATA[Join a special edition of The Rearden Report which is doing double duty as the Conk Weekend Edition for May 5-7 in the year of Jordan under the reign of Biden. Hank Rearden invited Jennifer Oliver O'Connell and Don Zorro to bring their life experiences to bear on the Debt Ceiling kerfuffle.<br />Learn what we as citizens need to do to prepare for and bear the upcoming pain that Washington's elite will bring down on us, while feelling none of that pain themselves.<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53720803</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2023 07:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53720803/rearden_230502_final.mp3" length="69079919" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/53534f00-74ac-4145-8893-9d281fddc3be/53534f00-74ac-4145-8893-9d281fddc3be.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/53534f00-74ac-4145-8893-9d281fddc3be/53534f00-74ac-4145-8893-9d281fddc3be.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/53534f00-74ac-4145-8893-9d281fddc3be/53534f00-74ac-4145-8893-9d281fddc3be.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Join a special edition of The Rearden Report which is doing double duty as the Conk Weekend Edition for May 5-7 in the year of Jordan under the reign of Biden. Hank Rearden invited Jennifer Oliver O'Connell and Don Zorro to bring their life...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Join a special edition of The Rearden Report which is doing double duty as the Conk Weekend Edition for May 5-7 in the year of Jordan under the reign of Biden. Hank Rearden invited Jennifer Oliver O'Connell and Don Zorro to bring their life experiences to bear on the Debt Ceiling kerfuffle.<br />Learn what we as citizens need to do to prepare for and bear the upcoming pain that Washington's elite will bring down on us, while feelling none of that pain themselves.<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4318</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Jerry Springer Memorial Edition (Apr. 28-30, '23)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-jerry-springer-memorial-edition-apr-28-30-23--53670617</link><description><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Look how fast the Tucker Carlson story died; the libs are trying their best to normalize pedophelia; and Biden wants to "finish the job" - but have you SEEN the job thusfar?!... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news agregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53670617</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2023 22:00:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53670617/conk_weekend_230428_final.mp3" length="78432174" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c316b6de-acdb-468b-9280-6d9de52c4be7/c316b6de-acdb-468b-9280-6d9de52c4be7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c316b6de-acdb-468b-9280-6d9de52c4be7/c316b6de-acdb-468b-9280-6d9de52c4be7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c316b6de-acdb-468b-9280-6d9de52c4be7/c316b6de-acdb-468b-9280-6d9de52c4be7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Look how fast the Tucker Carlson story died; the libs are trying their best to normalize pedophelia; and Biden wants to "finish the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: Look how fast the Tucker Carlson story died; the libs are trying their best to normalize pedophelia; and Biden wants to "finish the job" - but have you SEEN the job thusfar?!... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news agregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4902</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - High as a Kite Edition (Apr. 21-23, '23)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-high-as-a-kite-edition-apr-21-23-23--53598909</link><description><![CDATA[We return after a week off with CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN, and Associate Editor of HotAir.com DAVID STROM. The Continuing Doom and Gloom includes: the mainstream media's complete lack of interest in the Biden family corruption; the whole country is becoming like Portland; and, that electric car of yours probably isn't going to happen.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53598909</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2023 22:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53598909/conk_weekend_230421_final.mp3" length="96359279" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3a1b45af-6e95-4b35-b935-624cc364761b/3a1b45af-6e95-4b35-b935-624cc364761b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3a1b45af-6e95-4b35-b935-624cc364761b/3a1b45af-6e95-4b35-b935-624cc364761b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3a1b45af-6e95-4b35-b935-624cc364761b/3a1b45af-6e95-4b35-b935-624cc364761b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We return after a week off with CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN, and Associate Editor of HotAir.com DAVID STROM. The Continuing Doom and Gloom includes: the mainstream media's complete lack of interest in the Biden family...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We return after a week off with CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN, and Associate Editor of HotAir.com DAVID STROM. The Continuing Doom and Gloom includes: the mainstream media's complete lack of interest in the Biden family corruption; the whole country is becoming like Portland; and, that electric car of yours probably isn't going to happen.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6023</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>In The Dark with Jim Peters - Special Weekend Edition (Apr. 14-17, '23)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/in-the-dark-with-jim-peters-special-weekend-edition-apr-14-17-23--53540861</link><description><![CDATA[For logistical reasons we couldn't do a CONK! NEWS WEEKEND show this week; so instead CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS has posted a special "early edition" of IN THE DARK, on Friday instead of Monday. Jim has on three guests: economist MURRAY SABRIN, on the impending recession; MICHAEL HARRISON, founder and editor of Talkers Magazine, the bible of the talk radio industry; and political / science writer JAZZ SHAW from HotAir.com.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53540861</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2023 23:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53540861/conk_inthedark_230414_final.mp3" length="87955374" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>For logistical reasons we couldn't do a CONK! NEWS WEEKEND show this week; so instead CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS has posted a special "early edition" of IN THE DARK, on Friday instead of Monday. Jim has on three guests: economist MURRAY...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[For logistical reasons we couldn't do a CONK! NEWS WEEKEND show this week; so instead CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS has posted a special "early edition" of IN THE DARK, on Friday instead of Monday. Jim has on three guests: economist MURRAY SABRIN, on the impending recession; MICHAEL HARRISON, founder and editor of Talkers Magazine, the bible of the talk radio industry; and political / science writer JAZZ SHAW from HotAir.com.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5498</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/39466526b335101e89199b792aa2eba5.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Dylan Mulvaney Man-Boobs Edition (Apr. 7-9, '23)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-dylan-mulvaney-man-boobs-edition-apr-7-9-23--53466187</link><description><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and JENNIFER OLIVER-O'CONNELL. Topics include: conservatives lose in both Wisconsin and Chicago; JFK's nephew files to run for President; and, if we don't support EVERY SINGLE THING the libs want, then we're transphobes... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53466187</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Apr 2023 23:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53466187/conk_weekend_230407_final.mp3" length="77429908" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and JENNIFER OLIVER-O'CONNELL. Topics include: conservatives lose in both Wisconsin and Chicago; JFK's nephew files to run for President; and, if we don't support...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and JENNIFER OLIVER-O'CONNELL. Topics include: conservatives lose in both Wisconsin and Chicago; JFK's nephew files to run for President; and, if we don't support EVERY SINGLE THING the libs want, then we're transphobes... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4840</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservatives,conversation,libertarians,news,politics,republicans,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Gloom and Doom Gossip Edition (Mar. 31-Apr. 2, '23)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-gloom-and-doom-gossip-edition-mar-31-apr-2-23--53395966</link><description><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN, Topics include: More hoax crap: has any transgender person been legitimately attacked <i>anywhere</i>?? Plus: Even Cindy Adams thinks the country is going to hell. And: Some Viking took a massive dump 1,000 years ago - and now you can see it!... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53395966</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Mar 2023 22:30:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53395966/conk_weekend_230331_final.mp3" length="79800155" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN, Topics include: More hoax crap: has any transgender person been legitimately attacked anywhere?? Plus: Even Cindy Adams thinks the country is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN, Topics include: More hoax crap: has any transgender person been legitimately attacked <i>anywhere</i>?? Plus: Even Cindy Adams thinks the country is going to hell. And: Some Viking took a massive dump 1,000 years ago - and now you can see it!... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4988</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Stanford Administrators Edition (Mar. 24-27, '23)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-stanford-administrators-edition-mar-24-27-23--53317086</link><description><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY.. Topics include: Biden's poll numbers plummet; yet another climate report says we're doomed; and isn't "communist lawyers" an oxymoron?.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53317086</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2023 23:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53317086/conk_weekend_230324_final.mp3" length="87021235" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY.. Topics include: Biden's poll numbers plummet; yet another climate report says we're doomed; and isn't...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO and editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY.. Topics include: Biden's poll numbers plummet; yet another climate report says we're doomed; and isn't "communist lawyers" an oxymoron?.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5439</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/edf8228800a7a0c4e1fa82239289513a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Special 2nd Anniversary Edition (Mar. 17-19, '23)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-special-2nd-anniversary-edition-mar-17-19-23--53229183</link><description><![CDATA[With this show CONK! News marks two years online! CONK!'s Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO in-studio; and Contributors JENNIFER OLIVER O'CONNELL, LARRY NEWMAN, MURRAY SABRIN and Jim's 98-year-old mother via remote. We discuss what's gone wrong over the last ywo years. It's a big crowd.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53229183</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2023 22:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53229183/conk_weekend_230317_final.mp3" length="89111867" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With this show CONK! News marks two years online! CONK!'s Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO in-studio; and Contributors JENNIFER OLIVER O'CONNELL, LARRY...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With this show CONK! News marks two years online! CONK!'s Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO in-studio; and Contributors JENNIFER OLIVER O'CONNELL, LARRY NEWMAN, MURRAY SABRIN and Jim's 98-year-old mother via remote. We discuss what's gone wrong over the last ywo years. It's a big crowd.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5570</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Deadly Insurrectionists Edition (Mar. 10-12, '23)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-deadly-insurrectionists-edition-mar-10-12-23--53151215</link><description><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN (and HANK REARDEN makes an appearance, too). Topics include... oh f**k the topics, everyone in Washington is lying to us all the time - will nothing make them stop?... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53151215</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Mar 2023 21:27:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53151215/conk_weekend_230310_final.mp3" length="82489304" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN (and HANK REARDEN makes an appearance, too). Topics include... oh f**k the topics, everyone in Washington is lying to us all the time - will nothing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN (and HANK REARDEN makes an appearance, too). Topics include... oh f**k the topics, everyone in Washington is lying to us all the time - will nothing make them stop?... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5156</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Triple J Edition (Mar 3-6, 2023)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-triple-j-edition-mar-3-6-2023--53076730</link><description><![CDATA[The three Js - Jennifer Oliver O'Connell, Jennifer Kabbany, and Jazz Shaw - join fill-in host Tim Conaway to solve the student loan problem, open the government's secrets, and keep the internet free -- speachwise, that is. There's lots of talk of Orwellianism, so listen in, Big Brother.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53076730</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2023 08:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53076730/230302_weekend_final.mp3" length="72696102" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The three Js - Jennifer Oliver O'Connell, Jennifer Kabbany, and Jazz Shaw - join fill-in host Tim Conaway to solve the student loan problem, open the government's secrets, and keep the internet free -- speachwise, that is. There's lots of talk of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The three Js - Jennifer Oliver O'Connell, Jennifer Kabbany, and Jazz Shaw - join fill-in host Tim Conaway to solve the student loan problem, open the government's secrets, and keep the internet free -- speachwise, that is. There's lots of talk of Orwellianism, so listen in, Big Brother.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4544</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Snowy Snowmageddon Edition (Feb 24-26, '22)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-snowy-snowmageddon-edition-feb-24-26-22--52831495</link><description><![CDATA[You're lucky you have this.... Giant blizzard in Minneapolis almost kept us from coming in. But we're here, and like Pete Buttigieg, we're proud - and need a personal day. JIM PETERS and DON ZORRO in studio are joined by TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN via remote on The Horn. Tim Conaway is running for president; Mrs. Zorro has a birthday; and Hank is tired of it all.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52831495</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2023 23:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52831495/conk_weekend_230224_final.mp3" length="72678548" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You're lucky you have this.... Giant blizzard in Minneapolis almost kept us from coming in. But we're here, and like Pete Buttigieg, we're proud - and need a personal day. JIM PETERS and DON ZORRO in studio are joined by TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You're lucky you have this.... Giant blizzard in Minneapolis almost kept us from coming in. But we're here, and like Pete Buttigieg, we're proud - and need a personal day. JIM PETERS and DON ZORRO in studio are joined by TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN via remote on The Horn. Tim Conaway is running for president; Mrs. Zorro has a birthday; and Hank is tired of it all.... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4543</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Sex-Goddess Eulogy Edition (Feb. 17-19, '22)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-sex-goddess-eulogy-edition-feb-17-19-22--52760195</link><description><![CDATA[CONK! Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN, and HotAir.com writer JAZZ SHAW. Topics include: Are the Chinese really planning to nuke us?; plus, Are we shooting at real alien spacecraft?; and, Is there much difference between George Santos and Elizabeth Warren?... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52760195</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2023 23:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52760195/conk_weekend_230217_final.mp3" length="79570695" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>CONK! Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN, and HotAir.com writer JAZZ SHAW. Topics include: Are the Chinese really planning to nuke us?; plus, Are we shooting at real alien spacecraft?; and, Is there...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[CONK! Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN, and HotAir.com writer JAZZ SHAW. Topics include: Are the Chinese really planning to nuke us?; plus, Are we shooting at real alien spacecraft?; and, Is there much difference between George Santos and Elizabeth Warren?... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4974</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Lyin' in State Edition (Feb. 10-12, '22)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-lyin-in-state-edition-feb-10-12-22--52687303</link><description><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributor (and presidential candidate!) TIM CONAWAY and editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY. 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News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributor (and presidential candidate!) TIM CONAWAY and editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include:Biden does not care how many people are watching - he's still lyin'; college administrators will cancel conservatives over <i>anything</i>; and Fauci officially admits the vaccines didn't work. Welcome to America, everybody!... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5028</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Giant Lame-Foot Boot Edition (Feb. 3-5, '22)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-giant-lame-foot-boot-edition-feb-3-5-22--52621246</link><description><![CDATA[Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by DON ZORRO in-studio and by TIM CONAWAY from his home in Minnesota, still convalescing after foot surgery. Topics include: Hunter Biden finally admits the laptops are his; Buzzfeed replaces snowflake reporters with ChatGPT AI; and f**k Davos, we're not eating bugs... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52621246</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2023 23:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52621246/conk_weekend_230203_final.mp3" length="83865226" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by DON ZORRO in-studio and by TIM CONAWAY from his home in Minnesota, still convalescing after foot surgery. Topics include: Hunter Biden finally admits the laptops are his; Buzzfeed replaces snowflake reporters...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by DON ZORRO in-studio and by TIM CONAWAY from his home in Minnesota, still convalescing after foot surgery. Topics include: Hunter Biden finally admits the laptops are his; Buzzfeed replaces snowflake reporters with ChatGPT AI; and f**k Davos, we're not eating bugs... Produced by CONK! News, the best conservative news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5242</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,libertarian,news,politics,republican,truth</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Ancient Congressmen Dementia Edition (Jan. 27-29, '23)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-ancient-congressmen-dementia-edition-jan-27-29-23--52555588</link><description><![CDATA[Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, DON ZORRO and LARRY NEWMAN. 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Topics include: the Tuesday primary results; your lying media at work; and the Dems' mid-term chances. Also, Don reads a commercial with a mouth full of donuts - something Margaret Brennan refuses to do.... Produced by CONK! News, the premiere conservative/libertarian news aggregator on the web at conk.news]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50818418</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2022 04:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50818418/conk_weekend_220805_final.mp3" length="89698637" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO, and TheCollegeFix.com Editor-in-Chief JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: the Tuesday primary results; your lying media at work; and the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[CONK! 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News Weekend - The Return of the Weekend Edition (July 29-31, '22)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-the-return-of-the-weekend-edition-july-29-31-22--50741182</link><description><![CDATA[Back for another Weekend show after missing the previous two. CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN and CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include the Recession That Shall Not Be Named; a new political party is created (much to Conaway's delight); and "The View" has to apologize THREE TIMES - and *still* can't get it right.... Produced by CONK! 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News...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[THIS IS *NOT* A NEW SHOW! It's the repeat of our Cinco de Mayo episode from May 5th. We had too many people gone for summer vacation, so this is a long-planned week off. In this installment CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN, TIM CONAWAY, DON ZORRO, and from San Diego JENNIFER KABBANY, the editor of TheCollegeFix.com]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4397</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>conservative,libertarian,news,politics,republican</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! News Weekend - Dubbed Chinese Edition (July 8-10, '22)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-news-weekend-dubbed-chinese-edition-july-8-10-22--50503948</link><description><![CDATA[CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS is joined by CONK! News Contributors DON ZORRO, TIM CONAWAY and beloved "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN. Today's "Participation Trophy" is the 1986 Bette Midler Singing Doll - still musty, inside its original box; battery is now dead, but in its time it sang "Wind Beneath My Wings" really well. Also: WTF is Liz Cheney's problem, anyway? And: the panel imagines the show dubbed into various foreign languages. Fun for the entire family!... Produced by CONK! 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Topics include The Shroud of Turin; different ways to kill people; the shingles virus; and what we're thankful for (yes, very uplifting, we know....).]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47644725</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2021 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47644725/show_12031204_2021_11_24_23_16_40_03.mp3" length="31373611" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is an archive of our inaugural live call-in show on BlogTalkRadio, CONK! HAPPY HOUR!, which will run every Wednesday at 5 PM Eastern / 4 PM Central. CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is an archive of our inaugural live call-in show on BlogTalkRadio, CONK! HAPPY HOUR!, which will run every Wednesday at 5 PM Eastern / 4 PM Central. CONK! 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News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Joining CONK! Editor-in-chief Jim Peters, "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and "OG" CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway this week is Dallas attorney KEN GOOD. Topics include Jen Psaki's wardrobe, the polls that run only in Bernie Sanders' head,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Joining CONK! Editor-in-chief Jim Peters, "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and "OG" CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway this week is Dallas attorney KEN GOOD. Topics include Jen Psaki's wardrobe, the polls that run only in Bernie Sanders' head, and the fact that Conaway used to edit something called "The Ass**** of the Week." Fun for the entire family! (Seriously, no - you don't want your kids to get even close to this....)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4124</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>commentary,conservative,conversation,discussion,libertarian,news</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! Weekend - The No-Show Show (Oct. 15-18, 2021)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-weekend-the-no-show-show-oct-15-18-2021--46985549</link><description><![CDATA[The internet is down at the CONK! office. No remote panelist; no Hank Reardon from "up north"; no show notes.... No phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury. Yet CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters and "Original Gangsta" Contributor Tim Conaway manage to talk for an hour anyway. 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Hank wonders where the hell Dr. Jill and Kamala are hiding..]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3706</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biden,conservative,conversation,discussion,libertarian,news,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! Weekend - Greta Thunberg Edition (Oct. 1-4, 2021)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/conk-weekend-greta-thunberg-edition-oct-1-4-2021--46765707</link><description><![CDATA[CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributors Tim Conaway and Zorro. 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Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributors Tim Conaway and Zorro. Topics discussed include the California recall election, the piling on of even more Covid bullsh*t, and the cratering of cable news ratings. And someone refers to VP Harris as "Miss Fire Crotch"- we can't tell who....]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46555366</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2021 11:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46555366/weekend_210917_final.mp3" length="55953030" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributors Tim Conaway and Zorro. Topics discussed include the California recall election, the piling on of even more Covid bullsh*t, and the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributors Tim Conaway and Zorro. Topics discussed include the California recall election, the piling on of even more Covid bullsh*t, and the cratering of cable news ratings. And someone refers to VP Harris as "Miss Fire Crotch"- we can't tell who....]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3498</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cnn,conservative,conversation,covid,foxnews,gutfeld,larryelder,libertarian,msnbc,news,newsom,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! 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News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jim Peters in joined  by the usual suspects, Hank Reardon and Tim Conaway, to discuss Afghanistan, Larry Elder, mask mandates and Andrew Cuomo's dog.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jim Peters in joined  by the usual suspects, Hank Reardon and Tim Conaway, to discuss Afghanistan, Larry Elder, mask mandates and Andrew Cuomo's dog.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3454</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>afghanistan,andrewcuomo,biden,conservative,coronavirus,covid,kamala,larryelder,libertarian,maskmandates,news</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! 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News Contributor ALICIA POWE joins the guys from DC to report on Mike Lindell's cyber symposium; Hank Reardon comes up with an actual reason to praise Hunter Biden; and Tim Conaway dances on the "radio" yet again...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Investigative journalist and CONK! News Contributor ALICIA POWE joins the guys from DC to report on Mike Lindell's cyber symposium; Hank Reardon comes up with an actual reason to praise Hunter Biden; and Tim Conaway dances on the "radio" yet again (it's not pretty).]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3165</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2020election,afghanistan,biden,conservative,coviddeathrate,hunterbiden,laralogan,libertarian,mikelindell,news,taliban</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! 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News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Because Jim is going on vacation, Jennifer Kabbany from TheCollegeFix.com joins Jim, Hank and Tim for the big weekend show a day early, where they discuss Cuomo, the BIg Racist Rock on campus and the Norwegian Riviera, among other things.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Because Jim is going on vacation, Jennifer Kabbany from TheCollegeFix.com joins Jim, Hank and Tim for the big weekend show a day early, where they discuss Cuomo, the BIg Racist Rock on campus and the Norwegian Riviera, among other things.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3735</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bigracistrock,caitlynjenner,chrissyteigen,conservative,duluth,fauci,libertarian,news,sturgis,texas,thecollegefix</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! 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News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Investigative journalist ALICIA POWE joins the panel from Washington DC, to discuss the hundreds of people still being held without trial for the January 6th Capital riot. The guys discuss the follies of climate change, and Tim Conaway references his...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Investigative journalist ALICIA POWE joins the panel from Washington DC, to discuss the hundreds of people still being held without trial for the January 6th Capital riot. The guys discuss the follies of climate change, and Tim Conaway references his recent blog post on the subject, "Fire Age". 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News Contributor Tim Conaway in a free-wheeling discussion of this week's news, including China's 100-year plan, Facebook's aim to protect everyone from...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Erin Hahn joins CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters, "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway in a free-wheeling discussion of this week's news, including China's 100-year plan, Facebook's aim to protect everyone from everything, and the fact that French food is now racist.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3544</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>china,collegefix,conservative,crt,facebook,fauci,frenchfood,libertarian,news,thecollegefix</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b556ae06faece3a0b3f9424326d08d97.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>CONK! 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And of course, UFOs.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45348705</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 08:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45348705/weekend_210618_final.mp3" length="55705599" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>CONK! News</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>For our weekend extravaganza, Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway and our "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon. They discuss Biden's stupid list, NASA going woke, and 62-year-old Madonna reinventing herself yet...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[For our weekend extravaganza, Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway and our "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon. They discuss Biden's stupid list, NASA going woke, and 62-year-old Madonna reinventing herself yet again. 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