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You get what I'm sayin, we get in that ass.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4431</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,heliumcomedy,rawbeef,standup,standupcomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04c85a7dc622263f5e612f93e5afea24.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 22: Death Penalty, Suicide, and Pee</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-22-death-penalty-suicide-and-pee--46730577</link><description><![CDATA[It's a real serious one. We contemplate death and piss. 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More death than piss tho, surprisingly.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4234</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,heliumcomedy,rawbeef,standup</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04c85a7dc622263f5e612f93e5afea24.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 21: RIP Norm</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-21-rip-norm--46639735</link><description><![CDATA[We talk about Norm, and that show The Activist, and Nicki Minaj.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46639735</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Sep 2021 18:38:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/46639735/rip_norm.mp3" length="58778713" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Helium Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk about Norm, and that show The Activist, and Nicki Minaj.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk about Norm, and that show The Activist, and Nicki Minaj.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3674</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>nickiminaj,normmacdonald,rawbeef,theactivist</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04c85a7dc622263f5e612f93e5afea24.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 20: Buddhism and Sex with your Cousin</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-20-buddhism-and-sex-with-your-cousin--46532547</link><description><![CDATA[We talk about meditation and debate whether or not nirvana is something to strive for, and we also talk about fucking within the family. 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We've got range.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4359</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,heliumcomedy,rawbeef,standup,standupcomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04c85a7dc622263f5e612f93e5afea24.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 19: Birthday Boi</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-19-birthday-boi--46429017</link><description><![CDATA[Sorry about the inconsistency. 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I had computer problems and it was my birthday and this podcast is free so get off my back.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3753</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,rawbeef,standup,standupcomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04c85a7dc622263f5e612f93e5afea24.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 18: This Isn't For You</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-18-this-isn-t-for-you--46147140</link><description><![CDATA[This episode isn't for you. 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You aren't going to like this.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3688</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,rawbeef,standup,standupcomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04c85a7dc622263f5e612f93e5afea24.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 17: Smelt it Delt it Variant</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-17-smelt-it-delt-it-variant--46053763</link><description><![CDATA[Childhood destruction, bathroom stuff, sex stuff. 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We go over all the greatest hits.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3857</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,rawbeef,standup,standupcomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04c85a7dc622263f5e612f93e5afea24.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 16: Some Kind of Hait</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-16-some-kind-of-hait--45970768</link><description><![CDATA[We finally talk about Haiti! and we talk about men crying.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45970768</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2021 20:44:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45970768/ep_16_somekindofhait.mp3" length="100761309" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Helium Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We finally talk about Haiti! and we talk about men crying.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We finally talk about Haiti! and we talk about men crying.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4199</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,rawbeef,standup,standupcomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04c85a7dc622263f5e612f93e5afea24.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 15: Fake Humble</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-15-fake-humble--45873878</link><description><![CDATA[Sorry about the levels on this one. TJ and Sean kept on yelling so I turned it down, but I should've kept it up. I'm sorry listener, I'll never do fail you again.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45873878</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2021 14:41:51 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45873878/fakehumble_7_27_21_11_15_am.mp3" length="94555869" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Helium Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sorry about the levels on this one. TJ and Sean kept on yelling so I turned it down, but I should've kept it up. I'm sorry listener, I'll never do fail you again.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sorry about the levels on this one. TJ and Sean kept on yelling so I turned it down, but I should've kept it up. I'm sorry listener, I'll never do fail you again.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3940</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,rawbeef,standup,standupcomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04c85a7dc622263f5e612f93e5afea24.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 14: Fail Uh Kuti</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-14-fail-uh-kuti--45684060</link><description><![CDATA[We talk about bombing and failing and tennis.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45684060</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jul 2021 19:13:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45684060/fail_uh_kuti_7_13_21_2_19_pm.mp3" length="90596750" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Helium Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk about bombing and failing and 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Tenis</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-tenis--45215259</link><description><![CDATA[The boys discuss the Naomi Osaka controversy at the French Open. Then they spend the rest of the time frenching.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45215259</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2021 14:21:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45215259/ep_10_tenis.mp3" length="102830207" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Helium Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The boys discuss the Naomi Osaka controversy at the French Open. Then they spend the rest of the time frenching.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The boys discuss the Naomi Osaka controversy at the French Open. Then they spend the rest of the time frenching.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4285</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,rawbeef,standup,standupcomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04c85a7dc622263f5e612f93e5afea24.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 9: The Smarty Pants Poo Poo Hour</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9-the-smarty-pants-poo-poo-hour--45122480</link><description><![CDATA[Sean talks about how people are against being smart, and he proposes a new app that we should have called FapsRabbit, or GraspRabbit.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45122480</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2021 14:47:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45122480/ep9_thesmartypantspoopoohour.mp3" length="90882008" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Helium Podcast Network</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sean talks about how people are against being smart, and he proposes a new app that we should have called FapsRabbit, or GraspRabbit.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sean talks about how people are against being smart, and he proposes a new app that we should have called FapsRabbit, or GraspRabbit.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3787</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,rawbeef,standup,standupcomedy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/04c85a7dc622263f5e612f93e5afea24.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 8: Ghosts and the Chinese Expletive</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-8-ghosts-and-the-chinese-expletive--45026640</link><description><![CDATA[We all tell each other our spookiest ghost stories, and Wilfred tells the guys to stop saying a certain word that rhymes with drink and stink and pink and twink. 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