https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/boob-tube-boys--4856186enTV & FilmBootu Inc.https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/4916f75500a70a031679df54227eb753.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/boob-tube-boys--4856186Thu, 21 Aug 2025 05:47:48 +0000Van LeeVan Leebootuinc@gmail.comBoob Tube Boys is a comedy podcast where three friends talk about TV shows from days past. Each week, Van Lee, Spencer Hendricks, and Brian Vaughan tackle a different episode of an old show, offering insight and inanity along the way. If you're into...yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-168-squid-game-bread-and-lottery--67464272
Last we saw, our plucky hero Gi-Hun had died his hair a nice shade of bright pink and was preparing to make his way to America. After all he had a whole bunch of squid money and just wanted to fix his relationship with his estranged daughter. But upon seeing the notorious and mysterious "recruiter," he decided instead to go on a John Wick path of vengeance. He's so vengeful!

The guys talk the first episode of Season 2: Bread and Lottery, and along the way discuss whether or not there really even needed to be a season 2 of this show. They also talk the new characters, motivations, and give out plenty of squid facts]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67464272Thu, 21 Aug 2025 05:43:08 +0000Van LeeWay back on episodes 47 and 48 of the BTB Podcast the fellas took a trip "across the pond" as they say to jolly old South Korea as they covered the explosive Netflix hit Squid Game. Well it's been a hot minute and after the release of the second...
Last we saw, our plucky hero Gi-Hun had died his hair a nice shade of bright pink and was preparing to make his way to America. After all he had a whole bunch of squid money and just wanted to fix his relationship with his estranged daughter. But upon seeing the notorious and mysterious "recruiter," he decided instead to go on a John Wick path of vengeance. He's so vengeful!

The guys talk the first episode of Season 2: Bread and Lottery, and along the way discuss whether or not there really even needed to be a season 2 of this show. They also talk the new characters, motivations, and give out plenty of squid facts]]>5919cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-167-airwolf-tracks--67184992
Van tells Brian and Spencer all about this Airwolf episode where our heroes hike up a rugged mountain with several of their wheelchair bound friends when a mysterious and dirty mountain hobo named "The Cat Man" appears and does exactly what you would think: he murders everyone

What's that? Why yes this show is about a multi-billion dollar helicopter dogfighting with other powerful weaponry. Why do you ask?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67184992Wed, 30 Jul 2025 04:37:45 +0000Van LeeIt's a Boob Tube Boys episode something like 6 months in the making as the guys finally return to finish off the 80s supershow that is Airwolf!  Van tells Brian and Spencer all about this Airwolf episode where our heroes hike up a rugged mountain...
Van tells Brian and Spencer all about this Airwolf episode where our heroes hike up a rugged mountain with several of their wheelchair bound friends when a mysterious and dirty mountain hobo named "The Cat Man" appears and does exactly what you would think: he murders everyone

What's that? Why yes this show is about a multi-billion dollar helicopter dogfighting with other powerful weaponry. Why do you ask?]]>5223airwolf,boob,borgnine,boys,brian,cat,catman,ernest,hendricks,lee,man,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-166-airwolf-airwolf-ii--64856420
Well guess what folks? This podcast episode features all of those things and all at once! That's because the BTBs are FINALLY covering the 80s espionage show Airwolf! But while all those things are cool in and of themselves, there's one thing you can add to make everything EVEN BETTER. Have you figured out what it is yet? No it's not a monkey shooting a bazooka (but close guess) it's a SECOND attack helicoper fighting the first attack helicopter!

If you need more reasons to listen to this episode then you're a lost cause. So strap in, push the button which causes your helicopter to start the podcast, and get ready to be blown away]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64856420Thu, 13 Mar 2025 07:05:41 +0000Van LeeThings that are cool as hell: Ernest Borgnine crankin' it, Wings Hauser doing a big, fat, Texan accent, Roy Starkey (the Chamber of Commerce's Man of the Year, 1985), The Admiral, and of course an attack helicopter with all sort of buttons that say...
Well guess what folks? This podcast episode features all of those things and all at once! That's because the BTBs are FINALLY covering the 80s espionage show Airwolf! But while all those things are cool in and of themselves, there's one thing you can add to make everything EVEN BETTER. Have you figured out what it is yet? No it's not a monkey shooting a bazooka (but close guess) it's a SECOND attack helicoper fighting the first attack helicopter!

If you need more reasons to listen to this episode then you're a lost cause. So strap in, push the button which causes your helicopter to start the podcast, and get ready to be blown away]]>5311cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-btbs-write-creepy-pastas-2025-part-2--64372747
First Spencer takes a crack at Brian's mystery thriller Saddled with Suspicion, which features not only the debut of a beloved fake gumshoe from a recently covered Boob Tube Boys episod,e but also the return of one of the show's greatest villains (Kevin Sorbo). Will they solve the theft of Big Moses the horse? Only God above knows...

Van then orates Spencer's heart-pounding horror story The Ricotta Room, a stirring addition to the Pete Lightning: Boy Architect universe. But before we find out about all sorts of architect stuff Spencer turns the tables on Van in a twist no one saw coming

Finally Brian finishes up the year's stories by romping through yet another tale in the Death Race series with Van's Death Race 3000. Can our heroic Sean Penn impersonator win the race to save humanity? What is God Jr's deal? Will the bit about bringing his most prized posession come up again or did Van just forget that plot point? Listen to the show and find out, dummy!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64372747Fri, 14 Feb 2025 07:53:04 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs wrap up their 2024 (but in 2025) Creepy Pasta adventure with three more stories written by the fellas themselves. There's no prompt this week so who knows what these stories could be about?! First Spencer takes a crack at Brian's mystery...
First Spencer takes a crack at Brian's mystery thriller Saddled with Suspicion, which features not only the debut of a beloved fake gumshoe from a recently covered Boob Tube Boys episod,e but also the return of one of the show's greatest villains (Kevin Sorbo). Will they solve the theft of Big Moses the horse? Only God above knows...

Van then orates Spencer's heart-pounding horror story The Ricotta Room, a stirring addition to the Pete Lightning: Boy Architect universe. But before we find out about all sorts of architect stuff Spencer turns the tables on Van in a twist no one saw coming

Finally Brian finishes up the year's stories by romping through yet another tale in the Death Race series with Van's Death Race 3000. Can our heroic Sean Penn impersonator win the race to save humanity? What is God Jr's deal? Will the bit about bringing his most prized posession come up again or did Van just forget that plot point? Listen to the show and find out, dummy!]]>4454boob,boys,brian,comedy,creepy,hendricks,lee,own,pasta,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,write,writtencleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-btbs-write-creepy-pastas-2025-part-1--64066794
First up, Van reads A Familiar Face, which was written by Brian and features the boys themselves trying to solve the myster of just why Van keeps talking about really horrible things. Next Spencer reads Van's tale The Battle of Felucia, which is about soldiers in a war but may contain certain secrets...

And our final story features Brian reading Crash Brothers: A Creepy Pasta by Spencer Hendricks, which was written by Spencer, go figure. This is a tale of high school basketball team and the struggles of a young boy with a stupid name

As always these things were a lot of fun to write and perform and we hope you check them out!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64066794Fri, 31 Jan 2025 03:58:50 +0000Van LeeSure Halloween has come and gone but that doesn't mean January isn't also a frightening time of year! So in honor of the terror of a brand new year the BTBs have once again written their own Creepy Pasta stories and will be reading them to one...
First up, Van reads A Familiar Face, which was written by Brian and features the boys themselves trying to solve the myster of just why Van keeps talking about really horrible things. Next Spencer reads Van's tale The Battle of Felucia, which is about soldiers in a war but may contain certain secrets...

And our final story features Brian reading Crash Brothers: A Creepy Pasta by Spencer Hendricks, which was written by Spencer, go figure. This is a tale of high school basketball team and the struggles of a young boy with a stupid name

As always these things were a lot of fun to write and perform and we hope you check them out!]]>4319cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-165-baywatch-bash-at-the-beach--63867395
Delight as you witness this beach-themed take on the classic tale of good versus evil. Thrill as one muscle bound champion from the farthest reaches of the WCW pantheon duels against his eccentric challenger, who is oh so skilled in the ways of the nafarious. And do your best to retain your composure as the whimsy of a cancerous B-plot festers before your very eyes

Kindly send back this répondez s'il vous plaît and our good man Sergio shall log a place for you at the event (or just listen to the podcast... it's great!)]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63867395Fri, 24 Jan 2025 05:16:07 +0000Van LeeThe gentlemen of the Bootu Inc. establishment would like to cordially invite you to their summer home for a candid viewing of the 1996 ocean rescue-themed television programme Baywatch. Wine and hors d'Oeuvres shall be served alongside a complimentary...
Delight as you witness this beach-themed take on the classic tale of good versus evil. Thrill as one muscle bound champion from the farthest reaches of the WCW pantheon duels against his eccentric challenger, who is oh so skilled in the ways of the nafarious. And do your best to retain your composure as the whimsy of a cancerous B-plot festers before your very eyes

Kindly send back this répondez s'il vous plaît and our good man Sergio shall log a place for you at the event (or just listen to the podcast... it's great!)]]>6186cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-164-columbo-murder-by-the-book--63722964
That one thing is that the BTBs want to cover Columbo again. That's all. So they do

In this one our heroic detective has to figure out how a short, horny little man with a silver tongue killed his writing partner. The duo of course are the creators of the hit series of mystery novels featuring Mrs. Melville, and clearly there is strife between them. You can bet the boys make jokes about Columbo being a little garbage gremlin, but what you didn't know would happen in this podcast episode is... (Ahh! I was killed by a villain! You'll have to listen to find out! Ahh!)]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63722964Fri, 17 Jan 2025 07:41:38 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys already covered Columbo over 160 episodes ago... BUT THERE'S JUST ONE MORE THING! (Ooh that's the thing Columbo says!!!) That one thing is that the BTBs want to cover Columbo again. That's all. So they do In this one our heroic...
That one thing is that the BTBs want to cover Columbo again. That's all. So they do

In this one our heroic detective has to figure out how a short, horny little man with a silver tongue killed his writing partner. The duo of course are the creators of the hit series of mystery novels featuring Mrs. Melville, and clearly there is strife between them. You can bet the boys make jokes about Columbo being a little garbage gremlin, but what you didn't know would happen in this podcast episode is... (Ahh! I was killed by a villain! You'll have to listen to find out! Ahh!)]]>6812cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-163-bones-the-man-in-the-fallout-shelter--63494345
The BTBs have a bit of an abbreviated holiday schedule this year but they knew if there's one thing all BTB-heads out there needed, it's more David Boreanaz and more Bones. So Van takes the helm and leads everyone through the bone-dust infected halls of the Jeffersonian institute once again

This time around most of the cast is trapped in quarantine thanks to an eggnog related incident. This causes Booth to miss Christmas with his dumb little boy son, Parker, and as long time Bones fans might know, that's a big deal to the block shaped man. But while stuck in the institute the crew have a murder to solve! Sure it's from over 50 years ago, but maybe, just maybe everyone will learn to love each other in the end

Don't forget to check out our new friends at the Oh Crap! Our Fecal Misfortunes and Foibles podcast on Spotify!

https://open.spotify.com/show/1WChL23RFp0PtSOm2qsPBJ?si=5c64ede598084fba]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63494345Sat, 28 Dec 2024 07:46:46 +0000Van LeeHo ho ho! Merry Christmas! May everyone be devoid of osteoarthritis! The BTBs have a bit of an abbreviated holiday schedule this year but they knew if there's one thing all BTB-heads out there needed, it's more David Boreanaz and more Bones. So Van...
The BTBs have a bit of an abbreviated holiday schedule this year but they knew if there's one thing all BTB-heads out there needed, it's more David Boreanaz and more Bones. So Van takes the helm and leads everyone through the bone-dust infected halls of the Jeffersonian institute once again

This time around most of the cast is trapped in quarantine thanks to an eggnog related incident. This causes Booth to miss Christmas with his dumb little boy son, Parker, and as long time Bones fans might know, that's a big deal to the block shaped man. But while stuck in the institute the crew have a murder to solve! Sure it's from over 50 years ago, but maybe, just maybe everyone will learn to love each other in the end

Don't forget to check out our new friends at the Oh Crap! Our Fecal Misfortunes and Foibles podcast on Spotify!

https://open.spotify.com/show/1WChL23RFp0PtSOm2qsPBJ?si=5c64ede598084fba]]>59002024,bones,boob,bootu,boys,brian,christmas,fallout,hendricks,in,inc,lee,man,podcast,shelter,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-162-california-dreams-fallen-idol--63410105
This time around the band recieves a bunch of fortune cookies from Sam's Uncle Tse-Tse, and for a few of them it doesn't turn out well. I mean it's nothing horrible, like no one dies in this episode or has an abortion or anything, but it's pretty uncomfortable for Tony, at least. However the racism-laden B-plot pales in comparison to the glorious A-plot which sees Jake running into his lifelong idol: rock superstar Zane Walker

The band auditions for Walker who immediately wants to show them to his producer/manager who says a bunch of stuff that's clearly intended to be about the Chuck Berry song Roll Over Beethoven and there's simply no other way to interpret that dialogue. But is Zane really looking out for the California Dreams' best interests? You'll have to listen in to find out...]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63410105Fri, 20 Dec 2024 07:26:13 +0000Van LeeBright lights, big stars, and big dreams all lie ahead dear listeners, and all because Brian, Van, and Spencer are taking a trip back to the very beginning of Boob Tube Boys history and discussing another episode of California Dreams! This time...
This time around the band recieves a bunch of fortune cookies from Sam's Uncle Tse-Tse, and for a few of them it doesn't turn out well. I mean it's nothing horrible, like no one dies in this episode or has an abortion or anything, but it's pretty uncomfortable for Tony, at least. However the racism-laden B-plot pales in comparison to the glorious A-plot which sees Jake running into his lifelong idol: rock superstar Zane Walker

The band auditions for Walker who immediately wants to show them to his producer/manager who says a bunch of stuff that's clearly intended to be about the Chuck Berry song Roll Over Beethoven and there's simply no other way to interpret that dialogue. But is Zane really looking out for the California Dreams' best interests? You'll have to listen in to find out...]]>3695boob,bootu,boys,brian,california,comedy,dreams,fallen,hendricks,idol,inc,lee,network,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,walker,zanecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-161-renegade-stalker-s-moon--63184082
You see Cromwell decided that he was no longer content to be known as the star of Babe, he also wanted to stretch his acting legs and take on other, more sinister roles. But why get bogged down by the pressures of plying your craft in a prestige drama when you can instead head over to syndicated 90s TV and not only chew up the scenery but also set the stage on fire? Look you just need to listen to this episode. If you weren't already sold how about this tidbit: Lorenzo Lamas directed it. Wait, no come back!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63184082Fri, 06 Dec 2024 08:19:41 +0000Van LeeThink of the tallest person you know. No, no. Taller than that. OK are you thinking of Emmy Award wiining actor and activist James Cromwell? You know, the farmer from Babe (and presumably Babe: Pig in the City)? No it's someone else you say? Well then...
You see Cromwell decided that he was no longer content to be known as the star of Babe, he also wanted to stretch his acting legs and take on other, more sinister roles. But why get bogged down by the pressures of plying your craft in a prestige drama when you can instead head over to syndicated 90s TV and not only chew up the scenery but also set the stage on fire? Look you just need to listen to this episode. If you weren't already sold how about this tidbit: Lorenzo Lamas directed it. Wait, no come back!]]>5264bobby,bootu,branscombe,brian,comedy,cromwell,hendricks,inc,james,lamas,lee,lorenzo,podcast,renegade,richmond,sixkiller,spencer,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-160-father-knows-best-kathy-makes-magic--63022595
This time around Kathy has acquired a magic set including a cool hat, magic wand, and "magic dust" among other questionable objects which she uses to wreak havoc upon her family. First she tries to turn her mother into a prey animal, then she has a paperboy hit her sister Betty in the head before finally settling on destroying her brother Bud utterly. Also she waves a breaded pork chop at a cat/bird... it'll make more sense when you listen to the show, which you better do or else Kathy's wand might find itself trained upon YOU]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63022595Wed, 27 Nov 2024 05:21:43 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys' favorite little bulldozer (and Hall of Famer!) Kathy Anderson is back and on the feed for the FOURTH time as the fellas once again head back to a time of wealth, prosperity, and peak American life (provided you fit into the very...
This time around Kathy has acquired a magic set including a cool hat, magic wand, and "magic dust" among other questionable objects which she uses to wreak havoc upon her family. First she tries to turn her mother into a prey animal, then she has a paperboy hit her sister Betty in the head before finally settling on destroying her brother Bud utterly. Also she waves a breaded pork chop at a cat/bird... it'll make more sense when you listen to the show, which you better do or else Kathy's wand might find itself trained upon YOU]]>4828best,bootu,brian,comedy,father,hendricks,inc,kathy,knows,lee,magic,rewind,spencer,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-159-knight-rider-trust-doesn-t-rust--62963780
It's time for the Boob Tube Boys to talk about another Knight Rider episode where two cars fight each other. It's the same cars as the last time: one of them's a boring dork, the other one whoops ass]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62963780Fri, 22 Nov 2024 07:41:18 +0000Van Lee"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity" - Albert Einstein  It's time for the Boob Tube Boys to talk about another Knight Rider episode where two cars fight each other. It's the same cars as the last time: one...
It's time for the Boob Tube Boys to talk about another Knight Rider episode where two cars fight each other. It's the same cars as the last time: one of them's a boring dork, the other one whoops ass]]>4174boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,david,hasselhoff,hendricks,karr,k.a.r.r.,kitt,k.i.t.t.,knight,lee,podcast,rider,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/seaquest-dsv
Now if you just read that you probably figured there was no way this show could get weirder. Well it turns out you're wrong. DEAD WRONG. And that's because of today's episode of SeaQuest, season one's Hide and Seek, which among other weird things includes William Shatner playing a Saddam Hussein-esque dictator who believes the same dolphin The Regulator tried to steal can heal his son, who may or may not have autism. And by the way, he ends up being right about that last thing

Anyway this thing is insane. I suggest you all listen in if for no other reason than for William Shatner talk about weaponized war dolphins]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62747652Fri, 15 Nov 2024 03:22:12 +0000Van LeeLast week when we first checked out SeaQuest DSV we learned about a man named The Regulator who had an ape friend named Verne (whom The Regulator tried to surgically install gills onto) and sold parts on the ocean’s black market. He tried to steal a...
Now if you just read that you probably figured there was no way this show could get weirder. Well it turns out you're wrong. DEAD WRONG. And that's because of today's episode of SeaQuest, season one's Hide and Seek, which among other weird things includes William Shatner playing a Saddam Hussein-esque dictator who believes the same dolphin The Regulator tried to steal can heal his son, who may or may not have autism. And by the way, he ends up being right about that last thing

Anyway this thing is insane. I suggest you all listen in if for no other reason than for William Shatner talk about weaponized war dolphins]]>5423boob,boys,brian,darwin,dolphin,dsv,hendricks,lee,podcast,roy,scheider,seaquest,shatner,spencer,tezlof,tube,van,vaughan,williamcleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/seaquest-dsv
The crew turns to less savory ways of procuring the piece and suddenly the SeaQuest and her  resident talking dolphin (yes, you read that right) are in danger!

Van takes Brian and Spencer on this journey through a show that the latter two didn't really know existed outside of Van's personal memories of it. And they watch as the coolest guy of 'the future' kind of turns out to be a moron. But eventually we'll all return to the circle in the end (it's from the show, just listen in, okay?)!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61270260Thu, 05 Sep 2024 07:16:26 +0000Van LeeIt's the faraway year of 2018 and man has colonized every place on Earth... except for the sea! This means the BTBs head into the damp, deep, fish home that is the Ocean where they encounter the crew of the legendary Deep Sea Vehicle the Seaquest. But...
The crew turns to less savory ways of procuring the piece and suddenly the SeaQuest and her  resident talking dolphin (yes, you read that right) are in danger!

Van takes Brian and Spencer on this journey through a show that the latter two didn't really know existed outside of Van's personal memories of it. And they watch as the coolest guy of 'the future' kind of turns out to be a moron. But eventually we'll all return to the circle in the end (it's from the show, just listen in, okay?)!]]>6110boob,bootu,boys,brandis,brian,comedy,darwin,dolphin,dsv,hendricks,inc,lee,podcast,roy,scheider,seaquest,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/silicon-valleyhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/61206796Fri, 30 Aug 2024 06:40:59 +0000Van LeeWith a return to the rich and powerful west where tech reigns supreme the Boob Tube Boys flash forward one year from last week’s episode to check in with the guys at Pied Piper and it’s going fine, right? Wrong. It turns out the nefarious Gavin...4899cleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/silicon-valley
The Boob Tube Boys are dialing it up to 11 as they down some Red Bulls and take some poppers all to make it big in the shark infested waters that is the tech industry. Err, well... the guys are doing the thing that'll get them as close to Big Tech as they'll ever get as they cover Silicon Valley! Numbers and data!

The fellas watch the season 1 finale of the hit Mike Judge show and react to probably the most famous moment the program provided to the world- a bunch of jerk-off jokes. But can Pied Piper save itself in the eleventh hour? Also which character from the show is Brian most like? Listen in to find out!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61124007Fri, 23 Aug 2024 08:55:41 +0000Van LeeComputers! Typing! The World Wide Web! Pork Futures! The Boob Tube Boys are dialing it up to 11 as they down some Red Bulls and take some poppers all to make it big in the shark infested waters that is the tech industry. Err, well... the guys are...
The Boob Tube Boys are dialing it up to 11 as they down some Red Bulls and take some poppers all to make it big in the shark infested waters that is the tech industry. Err, well... the guys are doing the thing that'll get them as close to Big Tech as they'll ever get as they cover Silicon Valley! Numbers and data!

The fellas watch the season 1 finale of the hit Mike Judge show and react to probably the most famous moment the program provided to the world- a bunch of jerk-off jokes. But can Pied Piper save itself in the eleventh hour? Also which character from the show is Brian most like? Listen in to find out!]]>5545boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,inc,jerk-off,lee,middleditch,miller,nanjiani,podcast,silicon,spencer,tj,tube,valley,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/Taxi
Brian quizzes Spencer and Van about their knowledge of taxi-based entertainments in between bouts of admiring Danny DeVito. Van provides some less-than-thrilling examples of comedian Jan Murray's work. Spencer brings the BTBs much closer to the present day with his new show pick. It's an episode so good you might not even notice if your cab driver circles your destination twice while you're listening!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60811718Fri, 26 Jul 2024 08:23:11 +0000Van LeeThe Tubers hop back into Taxi once more to round out their coverage of one of network TV's saddest and dirtiest sitcoms. This week, Alex and Louie engage in a cab battle for the ages, one that threatens to shred the fabric of life itself (for Elaine,...
Brian quizzes Spencer and Van about their knowledge of taxi-based entertainments in between bouts of admiring Danny DeVito. Van provides some less-than-thrilling examples of comedian Jan Murray's work. Spencer brings the BTBs much closer to the present day with his new show pick. It's an episode so good you might not even notice if your cab driver circles your destination twice while you're listening!]]>3596bootu,brian,danny,devito,great,hendricks,hirsch,inc,judd,lee,podcast,race,review,spencer,taxi,television,the,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/Taxi
While Taxi was a staple of Brian's childhood viewing diet, Spencer and Van were unfamiliar until this very week. The trio talk about the show's historic fingerprint, the allure of grimy old New York, and the episode that cemented Christopher Lloyd as a cast member. Hail a cab and tell the driver your destination is Boob Tube Boys! They'll figure out what you mean eventually]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60737774Fri, 19 Jul 2024 05:18:44 +0000Van LeeWith the Motion Picture Men safely locked away in their gross movie cellar for another year, the Boob Tube Boys return to talk about the classic '70s sitcom Taxi, a show stuffed with comedy legends playing lovable losers While Taxi was a staple of...
While Taxi was a staple of Brian's childhood viewing diet, Spencer and Van were unfamiliar until this very week. The trio talk about the show's historic fingerprint, the allure of grimy old New York, and the episode that cemented Christopher Lloyd as a cast member. Hail a cab and tell the driver your destination is Boob Tube Boys! They'll figure out what you mean eventually]]>3980boob,bootu,boys,brian,christopher,danny,devito,hendrix,hirsch,inc,judd,kaufman,lee,lloyd,podcast,spencer,taxi,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-152-fateful-findings-part-2--60672252
At the end of Part 1 we found out that Dylan, the magical grandma-man played by Breen, is not at all writing his second hit novel and is instead working on stealing secret government and corporate secrets. Unfortunatly for him it seems like everyone in his life is currently having personal problems. There's Amy and Jim, his best friends who are busy hating each other in a loveless marriage, and also his girlfriend Emily who has developed a terrible pill addiction!

In theory it's up to Dylan to solve all these issues, but what actually happens is he ignores them and everyone suffers because of it. But don't worry, here's his old love interest! Just in time to replace his dead girlfriend! Seriously, listen to this episode because this movie is WILD]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60672252Fri, 12 Jul 2024 10:48:36 +0000Van LeeThe Motion Picture Men return for the final half of Neil Breen's masterpiece hit Fateful Findings, and one might say it's fate that you're here listening right now... At the end of Part 1 we found out that Dylan, the magical grandma-man played by...
At the end of Part 1 we found out that Dylan, the magical grandma-man played by Breen, is not at all writing his second hit novel and is instead working on stealing secret government and corporate secrets. Unfortunatly for him it seems like everyone in his life is currently having personal problems. There's Amy and Jim, his best friends who are busy hating each other in a loveless marriage, and also his girlfriend Emily who has developed a terrible pill addiction!

In theory it's up to Dylan to solve all these issues, but what actually happens is he ignores them and everyone suffers because of it. But don't worry, here's his old love interest! Just in time to replace his dead girlfriend! Seriously, listen to this episode because this movie is WILD]]>6109bad,boob,bootu,boys,breen,comedy,fateful,findings,good,inc,men,motion,movie,neil,picture,podcast,so,tubecleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/Fateful-Findings
Van's choice for MPM film is one of the darlings of the "so bad it's good" B-movie industry and it starts off with a literal bang as Dylan (played by Breen himself) is mowed down by a Rolls Royce in the middle of a crosswalk. But mystical powers that aren't ever actually explained allow Dylan to heal almost immediately and he winds up doing the deed while covered in bloody bandages in the shower. Let's just say there's a lot to unpack here, and you'd better put on some gloves before doing so]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60606639Fri, 05 Jul 2024 06:22:25 +0000Van LeeThe Motion Picture Men wrap up their 2024 with a look at Neil Breen's Fateful Findings, the movie that boldly takes a stand against secret government and corporate secrets Van's choice for MPM film is one of the darlings of the "so bad it's good"...
Van's choice for MPM film is one of the darlings of the "so bad it's good" B-movie industry and it starts off with a literal bang as Dylan (played by Breen himself) is mowed down by a Rolls Royce in the middle of a crosswalk. But mystical powers that aren't ever actually explained allow Dylan to heal almost immediately and he winds up doing the deed while covered in bloody bandages in the shower. Let's just say there's a lot to unpack here, and you'd better put on some gloves before doing so]]>5488b,bad,best,b-movie,bootu,breen,comedy,fateful,findings,inc,men,motion,movie,movies,neil,picture,podcast,weirdcleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/miami-connection
When we last left off there was a vague conflict between band and group of ninjas (you know, that old chestnut), and today there's going to be even more vague conflict between band and ninjas. Things come to a head when Jeff, the bearded bad guy, finally has enough of Dragon Sound's antics and demands the group of college-going orphan musicians meet his gang in the old abandoned railroad yard to settle this once and for all...]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60536407Fri, 28 Jun 2024 07:52:15 +0000Van LeeRaise your hand if you're a tough guy. Ok... good, good. Now everyone who didn't raise thier hand, please leave the podcast (we're kidding, please don't ever leave us) because today we're wrapping up coverage of the delicious wad of 1980s cheese that...
When we last left off there was a vague conflict between band and group of ninjas (you know, that old chestnut), and today there's going to be even more vague conflict between band and ninjas. Things come to a head when Jeff, the bearded bad guy, finally has enough of Dragon Sound's antics and demands the group of college-going orphan musicians meet his gang in the old abandoned railroad yard to settle this once and for all...]]>60382,80s,boob,bootu,boys,brian,connection,hendricks,inc,lee,men,miami,motion,part,picture,spencer,tube,two,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bonus-real-or-fake-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-villains--60476767
Van lost a hard drive and many hours worth of work this week so Miami Connection: Part 2 is not ready for release! But to make up for it, we're putting our Patreon bonus video involving the TMNTs up for free on our regular channel!

In this episode Van quizzes Brian and Spencer on various villains from throughout the nearly 40 year run of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, asking them if the villain presented is a real TMNT character or something Van made up. You can even play along! For example, is The Axe-olotl a real villain? Do you at least get the joke? Cause it's "axe" combined with "axolotl" the weird Australian salamander thing

Whatever. Just listen in]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60476767Sun, 23 Jun 2024 03:44:45 +0000Van LeeOops! Van lost a hard drive and many hours worth of work this week so Miami Connection: Part 2 is not ready for release! But to make up for it, we're putting our Patreon bonus video involving the TMNTs up for free on our regular channel! In this...
Van lost a hard drive and many hours worth of work this week so Miami Connection: Part 2 is not ready for release! But to make up for it, we're putting our Patreon bonus video involving the TMNTs up for free on our regular channel!

In this episode Van quizzes Brian and Spencer on various villains from throughout the nearly 40 year run of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, asking them if the villain presented is a real TMNT character or something Van made up. You can even play along! For example, is The Axe-olotl a real villain? Do you at least get the joke? Cause it's "axe" combined with "axolotl" the weird Australian salamander thing

Whatever. Just listen in]]>1916bonus,bootu,brian,comedy,gumbo,hendricks,inc,lee,mutant,ninja,podcast,show,spencer,teenage,turtles,van,vaughan,villainscleanbonushttp://bootuinc.com/miami-connection
Most movies give you only one, two, or possibly three of the above, but only one film created in human history has the chutzpah to cram all FOUR of them in plus a lot of other meaningless stuff. That film is the subject of today's Motion Picture Men episode, the hit 1980s action flick Miami Connection

In part 1 of 2 the former BTBs go through the cast of this film, none of which have ever worked in Hollywood before or since its release. They also talk the cult hit's rediscovery in the aughts, producer/director/actor/Taekwondo black belt Y.K. Kim's unintelligible but heartfelt dialogue, and of course dive into the first half of the movie, which is a delightful romp through Florida]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60382213Fri, 14 Jun 2024 07:59:20 +0000Van LeeNinjas! Bikers! Orphans! Hit songs! Most movies give you only one, two, or possibly three of the above, but only one film created in human history has the chutzpah to cram all FOUR of them in plus a lot of other meaningless stuff. That film is the...
Most movies give you only one, two, or possibly three of the above, but only one film created in human history has the chutzpah to cram all FOUR of them in plus a lot of other meaningless stuff. That film is the subject of today's Motion Picture Men episode, the hit 1980s action flick Miami Connection

In part 1 of 2 the former BTBs go through the cast of this film, none of which have ever worked in Hollywood before or since its release. They also talk the cult hit's rediscovery in the aughts, producer/director/actor/Taekwondo black belt Y.K. Kim's unintelligible but heartfelt dialogue, and of course dive into the first half of the movie, which is a delightful romp through Florida]]>5277boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,connection,hendricks,inc,kim,lee,men,miami,motion,movie,picture,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/online
Brian, Van, and Spencer talk about the movie's wild misunderstanding of human life, the world's weirdest business meeting, and a private investigator who should have been the main character. Later, Spencer introduces a much different movie for the podcast's next round as the Motion Picture Men!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60307219Fri, 07 Jun 2024 05:16:54 +0000Van LeeThis week, the Motion Picture Men bring you the breathtaking conclusion of Online (2013), a film that boasts an empty kitchen island as one of its main set pieces. Will John's deceitful ways come back to haunt him, or will he right the ship in time to...
Brian, Van, and Spencer talk about the movie's wild misunderstanding of human life, the world's weirdest business meeting, and a private investigator who should have been the main character. Later, Spencer introduces a much different movie for the podcast's next round as the Motion Picture Men!]]>50622013,ayers,bootu,brian,comedy,esseri,holmes,inc,kelsey,lee,men,morgan,motion,movie,online,picture,podcast,sanders,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/online
John's ex-girlfriend Adrianna is back in town, and when she messages him on something called socialfriendpages.com, he immediately struggles to remain faithful in his marriage. Will John honor his marriage? Will he land a big cosmetics client despite a total lack of business acumen? The fellas have fun with this one, and they'll be back for part two next week!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60232113Fri, 31 May 2024 07:35:51 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys have again stumbled into a magical abandoned movie theater and emerged as the Motion Picture Men! Van, Brian, and Spencer often watch films of questionable quality together; why not join them? Up first is Online (2013), an...
John's ex-girlfriend Adrianna is back in town, and when she messages him on something called socialfriendpages.com, he immediately struggles to remain faithful in his marriage. Will John honor his marriage? Will he land a big cosmetics client despite a total lack of business acumen? The fellas have fun with this one, and they'll be back for part two next week!]]>47032013,based,boob,boys,brian,christian,comedy,faith,hendricks,lee,men,motion,movie,online,picture,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles
So put on your colorful bandana, whip out your various weapons, eat a whole pizza, and tune in for a wild green ride]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60156241Fri, 24 May 2024 01:06:24 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs make a return trip to the world of their childhood as they cover two more episodes of the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon. They'll encounter several notable characters along the way including the return of Leatherhead, the...
So put on your colorful bandana, whip out your various weapons, eat a whole pizza, and tune in for a wild green ride]]>5969boob,bootu,boys,brian,casey,comedy,hendricks,inc,jones,king,leatherhead,lee,podcast,rat,spencer,tmnt,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles
That's all because Van has selected the animated 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series, one of the few shows that captivated all three tubers as children. These are the pizza slingin', sass having, turtle teens that catapulted the franchise into the stratosphere. We learn about the humble origins of the reptiles, how every voice actor in the show was also a voice actor in Metal Gear Solid, and just how much fun it is to do both a Cajun accent and make alligator jokes]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59959801Fri, 10 May 2024 05:53:45 +0000Van LeeIt's a monumental moment in the history of the Boob Tube Boys as the one and only Leatherhead, the gator who knows a good jambalya when he sees it, makes an actual appearance on the show the boys are covering. That's right it's not just Van or Brian...
That's all because Van has selected the animated 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series, one of the few shows that captivated all three tubers as children. These are the pizza slingin', sass having, turtle teens that catapulted the franchise into the stratosphere. We learn about the humble origins of the reptiles, how every voice actor in the show was also a voice actor in Metal Gear Solid, and just how much fun it is to do both a Cajun accent and make alligator jokes]]>4703boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,donatello,inc,krang,leatherhead,lee,leonardo,michelangelo,podcast,raphael,shredder,splinter,tmnt,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/happy-days
Apparently Ritchie is convinced he saw a flying saucer but no one will believe him! The good news is he was ultimately right, and the pilot of that saucer just so happens to be looking for him. Of course the pilot is revealed to be Mork from Ork (of Mork and Mindy fame), who is an alien with a weird sense of humor and a lot of zany energy

The story takes a turn for the worse when Mork reveals he'll be taking Ritchie back to Ork to experiment on, but fortunately for our hero he's got a fighting ace up his sleeve... THE FONZ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59793471Fri, 03 May 2024 09:20:51 +0000Van LeeRobin Williams may have been a talented performer with a long career full of highlights, but this Happy Days episode (which was one his first Hollywood appearances) leaves a bit to be desired Apparently Ritchie is convinced he saw a flying saucer but...
Apparently Ritchie is convinced he saw a flying saucer but no one will believe him! The good news is he was ultimately right, and the pilot of that saucer just so happens to be looking for him. Of course the pilot is revealed to be Mork from Ork (of Mork and Mindy fame), who is an alien with a weird sense of humor and a lot of zany energy

The story takes a turn for the worse when Mork reveals he'll be taking Ritchie back to Ork to experiment on, but fortunately for our hero he's got a fighting ace up his sleeve... THE FONZ]]>4888boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,days,from,happy,hendricks,inc,lee,mork,ork,podcast,robin,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,williamscleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/happy-days
That’s right, Happy Days. Not Sad Days, not Favorable Days, not Jocular Days, and certainly not Infuriated Days, it’s Happy Days! That’s show where Henry Winkler plays a young cool guy who says cool things and hangs out in a public bathroom a bunch. Of course it’s not just that, there’s also Ron Howard, a different red-headed guy with a big monster face, Scott Baio before all the weird stuff, and Tom Bosley’s big floppy face!

Today’s episode features a cameo from Laverne and Shirley of Laverne and Shirley fame as Fonzie decides to set Ron Howard up on a double date since he’s been struggling to get laid recently only wackiness ensues and some minor issues crop up. Happy Days!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59648709Thu, 25 Apr 2024 08:28:28 +0000Van LeeIt’s time to put on your coolest leather jacket and join the Boob Tube Boys in the swingin’ 1970s! Err… the 50s rather… whatever, it’s a show about Happy Days That’s right, Happy Days. Not Sad Days, not Favorable Days, not Jocular Days, and certainly...
That’s right, Happy Days. Not Sad Days, not Favorable Days, not Jocular Days, and certainly not Infuriated Days, it’s Happy Days! That’s show where Henry Winkler plays a young cool guy who says cool things and hangs out in a public bathroom a bunch. Of course it’s not just that, there’s also Ron Howard, a different red-headed guy with a big monster face, Scott Baio before all the weird stuff, and Tom Bosley’s big floppy face!

Today’s episode features a cameo from Laverne and Shirley of Laverne and Shirley fame as Fonzie decides to set Ron Howard up on a double date since he’s been struggling to get laid recently only wackiness ensues and some minor issues crop up. Happy Days!]]>5124and,arthur,bosley,days,fonz,fonzarelli,fonzie,happy,henry,howard,laverne,ron,shirley,the,tom,winklercleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/family-matters
Laura is tired of her friends sassing her for following the rules, so she decides to join the cheerleading team at Club Buff, a male strip club that turns out to be a frequent stop for Mother Winslow. Steve tries to warn Laura she might get caught, while Carl remains secure in his wife's devotion to him

Later, Spencer introduces the next show the podcast will tackle. Then the boys reveal the 2024 Boob Tube Boys Hall of Fame nominees, introduce a special new wing, and vote on winners. Put on your finest eveningwear and press play!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59524563Thu, 18 Apr 2024 06:28:36 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs finish talking about Family Matters with an episode chock full of hunks, low-stakes deception, and wholesome parenting. That's not all, though, because it's time for the second annual Boob Tube Boys Hall of Fame Ceremony!  Laura is tired of...
Laura is tired of her friends sassing her for following the rules, so she decides to join the cheerleading team at Club Buff, a male strip club that turns out to be a frequent stop for Mother Winslow. Steve tries to warn Laura she might get caught, while Carl remains secure in his wife's devotion to him

Later, Spencer introduces the next show the podcast will tackle. Then the boys reveal the 2024 Boob Tube Boys Hall of Fame nominees, introduce a special new wing, and vote on winners. Put on your finest eveningwear and press play!]]>5039be,born,buff,club,family,hunks,jaleel,jo,male,mary,matters,payton,reginald,steve,strippers,to,urkel,veljohnson,white,wildcleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/family-matters
Brian, Spencer, and Van discuss their childhood hours spent with Family Matters, how Urkel's antics hijacked a show that was supposed to be centered around Reginald Vel Johnson, and what sorts of magazines Mother Winslow was reading in 1991. It's a rare condition, this day and age, for a podcast to be this good!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59410372Thu, 11 Apr 2024 03:22:09 +0000Van LeeIt's finally time for the Boob Tube Boys to cover the only sitcom that once had all of America asking, "did I do that?!" Family Matters coverage begins with a bang, as Steve Urkel infiltrates a local gang with a surprisingly talented artist in its...
Brian, Spencer, and Van discuss their childhood hours spent with Family Matters, how Urkel's antics hijacked a show that was supposed to be centered around Reginald Vel Johnson, and what sorts of magazines Mother Winslow was reading in 1991. It's a rare condition, this day and age, for a podcast to be this good!]]>3944abc,boob,boys,brian,carl,comedy,family,hendricks,lee,matters,podcast,spencer,steven,tube,urkel,van,vaughan,winslowcleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/quantum-leap
Sam's mission is to save the chimp he's inside of (eww that sounded gross) by making the chimp the best astronaut it can be. And yes, that's the real plot of this episode. So quit monkeying around and listen in!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59287468Thu, 04 Apr 2024 03:45:19 +0000Van LeeQuantum Leap leaps right back into your ears as the BTBs take one more trip into the past alongside hologram man Al and handsome Frankenstein man Sam. This time around Sam finds himself stuck not in the body of a glam rocker, nor in the body of one of...
Sam's mission is to save the chimp he's inside of (eww that sounded gross) by making the chimp the best astronaut it can be. And yes, that's the real plot of this episode. So quit monkeying around and listen in!]]>5247ape,astronaut,bakula,boob,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,leap,lee,podcast,quantum,scott,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/quantum-leap
The episode includes a whole bunch of awesome fake music, weird guys with largely fake British accents, and of course a sex, drugs and rock and roll*

*Note: Scott Dracula is actually not cool like his name implies and is instead very much against the ideas of sex and drugs. Rock and Roll, however, may remain provided it doesn't get too intense]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59134742Fri, 22 Mar 2024 07:43:25 +0000Van LeeThe story of Quantum Leap is simple, well no it isn't but let's say it is. Sam (Scott Dracula) goes back in time and inhabits the bodies of random people while his friend Al (Dean Stockwell) helps him out using a computer that's real good at...
The episode includes a whole bunch of awesome fake music, weird guys with largely fake British accents, and of course a sex, drugs and rock and roll*

*Note: Scott Dracula is actually not cool like his name implies and is instead very much against the ideas of sex and drugs. Rock and Roll, however, may remain provided it doesn't get too intense]]>5105bakula,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,dean,dracula,glitter,inc,leap,lee,podcast,quantum,rock,scott,stockwell,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/batman-beyond
The guys talk their new love Mad Stan and Brian quizzes the other two about other Batman villains!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59039267Thu, 14 Mar 2024 04:17:45 +0000Van LeeBatman Begins is on the docket once more as Spencer guides Van and Brian through the mean streets of Gotham City. This time around there's a mad bomber who is way cooler than Batman, but problems arise when instead of just stopping the villain Batman...
The guys talk their new love Mad Stan and Brian quizzes the other two about other Batman villains!]]>3766batman,beyond,boob,bootu,boys,brian,bruce,comedy,eyewitness,hendricks,henry,inc,lee,mad,rollins,spencer,stan,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/batman-beyond
The BTBs show up to watch a show that all three thought was beneath them when it came out in the late 90s. Also there's mention of a Batman villain called Dr. Phosphorus? It turns out he was actually the inspiration for this show's big bad- Blight. A glowy skeleton man whose name is far less interesting than 'Dr. Phosphorus']]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58967675Fri, 08 Mar 2024 06:22:30 +0000Van LeeIt's a cold day in Gotham as the Boob Tube Boys arrive just in time to see a sexy sultry voiced doctor show up and do some quasi-necromancy to give noted Batman villain Mr. Freeze a new lease on life! The BTBs show up to watch a show that all three...
The BTBs show up to watch a show that all three thought was beneath them when it came out in the late 90s. Also there's mention of a Batman villain called Dr. Phosphorus? It turns out he was actually the inspiration for this show's big bad- Blight. A glowy skeleton man whose name is far less interesting than 'Dr. Phosphorus']]>3972batman,beyond,blight,brian,bruce,freeze,fries,hendricks,lake,lee,max,meltdown,mr,powers,spencer,stephanie,van,vaughan,victor,waynecleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/true-detective
The fellas last left their Alaskan character friends at the outset of a grotesque crime scene, but things are about to get even creepier. Brian, Spencer, and Van talk about fun character interactions, the intermingling of ambitious storylines, and hanging out with ghosts. Spencer steers the podcast in a very different direction with his next show choice

And don't forget to follow us on Patreon! All bonus content is available for free, and coming soon will be a full True Detective season 4 review so keep an eye out for that!

patreon.com/bootuinc


]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58885710Fri, 01 Mar 2024 06:27:01 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs are back to talk more about True Detective: Night Country, a show about Jodie Foster yelling at her loved ones, Kali Reis whooping ass, and John Hawkes having a cool face The fellas last left their Alaskan character friends at the outset of...
The fellas last left their Alaskan character friends at the outset of a grotesque crime scene, but things are about to get even creepier. Brian, Spencer, and Van talk about fun character interactions, the intermingling of ambitious storylines, and hanging out with ghosts. Spencer steers the podcast in a very different direction with his next show choice

And don't forget to follow us on Patreon! All bonus content is available for free, and coming soon will be a full True Detective season 4 review so keep an eye out for that!

patreon.com/bootuinc


]]>40304,alaska,brian,comedy,country,detective,foster,hendricks,jodie,kali,lee,night,reis,review,season,spencer,spooky,true,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/true-detective
Jodie Foster and Kali Reis are detectives tasked with solving an impossible and terrifying mystery in Alaska's dark season, and they might even be up against forces bigger than they imagine. Brian picked this one due to his fondness for True Detective's landmark first season, but will Issa Lopez's iteration hold up? Spencer offers his thoughts as a longtime fan, while Van experiences the show's universe for the first time]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58793624Fri, 23 Feb 2024 08:05:48 +0000Van LeeThe frozen expanse of the podcasting universe holds many secrets, but don't worry, the Boob Tube Boys are here to guide you across the icy ground. It's time to talk True Detective: Night Country, the latest installment in HBO's long-running anthology...
Jodie Foster and Kali Reis are detectives tasked with solving an impossible and terrifying mystery in Alaska's dark season, and they might even be up against forces bigger than they imagine. Brian picked this one due to his fondness for True Detective's landmark first season, but will Issa Lopez's iteration hold up? Spencer offers his thoughts as a longtime fan, while Van experiences the show's universe for the first time]]>51631,boob,boys,brian,country,detective,foster,hbo,hendricks,jodie,lee,max,night,one,part,spencer,true,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/beef
That's right the Boob Tube Boys have returned to the spiteful world of Netflix' Beef where Steven Yeun as Danny pees all over the place and Ali Wong as Amy plots her revenge. We're picking back up right where we left off last week and despite being given the opportunity to take the high road Amy has chosen instead... for vengeance

The tubers marvel at some of the background jokes in the show as well as all of the actor's performances. They take a moment to appreciate the truly human stories being told, and of course finish off the episode discussing their favorite meats, which may surprise you

Don't forget to follow our FREE Patreon feed where we'll be discussing the entire season of Beef as a whole - patreon.com/BootuInc

The intro/outro/bumper music is Gimme More by BEEF, a song I've heard a billion times thanks to this but still enjoy!

Check them out here: https://youtu.be/U-z_s3swj64?si=PmrnKhz1ztsQ5QlG

After listening to our Beef episodes head over ot patreon.com/bootuinc where the boys put together their thoughts on the series as a whole in a full bonus show! It's all free so what are you waiting for? Get to downloading!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/beef-overview-98188924?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58620072Fri, 09 Feb 2024 06:14:23 +0000Van LeeWhere's the Beef? Right here you dumb old lady! That's right the Boob Tube Boys have returned to the spiteful world of Netflix' Beef where Steven Yeun as Danny pees all over the place and Ali Wong as Amy plots her revenge. We're picking back up right...
That's right the Boob Tube Boys have returned to the spiteful world of Netflix' Beef where Steven Yeun as Danny pees all over the place and Ali Wong as Amy plots her revenge. We're picking back up right where we left off last week and despite being given the opportunity to take the high road Amy has chosen instead... for vengeance

The tubers marvel at some of the background jokes in the show as well as all of the actor's performances. They take a moment to appreciate the truly human stories being told, and of course finish off the episode discussing their favorite meats, which may surprise you

Don't forget to follow our FREE Patreon feed where we'll be discussing the entire season of Beef as a whole - patreon.com/BootuInc

The intro/outro/bumper music is Gimme More by BEEF, a song I've heard a billion times thanks to this but still enjoy!

Check them out here: https://youtu.be/U-z_s3swj64?si=PmrnKhz1ztsQ5QlG

After listening to our Beef episodes head over ot patreon.com/bootuinc where the boys put together their thoughts on the series as a whole in a full bonus show! It's all free so what are you waiting for? Get to downloading!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/beef-overview-98188924?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]]>4719ali,beef,brian,comedy,heirarchy,hendricks,lee,meat,netflix,podcast,spencer,steven,van,vaughan,wong,yeuncleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/beef
The show isn't about choice cuts and it's not about a family who own and operate a small town meat packing plant but the son doesn't want to follow in the father's footsteps and take over the plant, instead choosing a career in optometry while the matriarch of the family opines for better times and openly despises her husband after he cheated on her with another meat family's daughter whose name is like Sally Rey or Deborah Anne Parsons or whatever. It's not about that at all!

Instead it's about a 'beef' between two motorists who are having a really tough time in life, and believe it or not that's an excellent topic for a television show

Intro/Bumper/Outro song "Gimme More" by BEEF - https://beef.bandcamp.com/track/gimme-more

https://youtu.be/U-z_s3swj64?si=uZeyojeuB8lY8hgp

After listening to our Beef episodes head over ot patreon.com/bootuinc where the boys put together their thoughts on the series as a whole in a full bonus show! It's all free so what are you waiting for? Get to downloading!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/beef-overview-98188924?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58540593Fri, 02 Feb 2024 07:15:39 +0000Van LeeIt has been a hot minute since the Boob Tube Boys watched a show that wasn't hot garbage, so no matter what the critically acclaimed 2023 first season of Netflix' Beef should be a change of pace for the fellas The show isn't about choice cuts and...
The show isn't about choice cuts and it's not about a family who own and operate a small town meat packing plant but the son doesn't want to follow in the father's footsteps and take over the plant, instead choosing a career in optometry while the matriarch of the family opines for better times and openly despises her husband after he cheated on her with another meat family's daughter whose name is like Sally Rey or Deborah Anne Parsons or whatever. It's not about that at all!

Instead it's about a 'beef' between two motorists who are having a really tough time in life, and believe it or not that's an excellent topic for a television show

Intro/Bumper/Outro song "Gimme More" by BEEF - https://beef.bandcamp.com/track/gimme-more

https://youtu.be/U-z_s3swj64?si=uZeyojeuB8lY8hgp

After listening to our Beef episodes head over ot patreon.com/bootuinc where the boys put together their thoughts on the series as a whole in a full bonus show! It's all free so what are you waiting for? Get to downloading!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/beef-overview-98188924?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link]]>4867ali,beef,boob,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,lee,netflix,podcast,spencer,steven,tube,van,vaughan,wong,yeuncleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/touched-by-an-angel
You see this time in the cinematic universe of Touched by an Angel your everyday Y2K family seems to be all smiles and love, but deep inside something sinister is brewing. One night, daughter Evan Rachel Wood decides to climb on her state-of-the-art computing device and do some research about Hawaii so that she could finish her school report. But unfortunately for the Radcliffe family she’s not shown the sandy beaches and wonderful people of our 50th state…

This leads to a chain reaction of events where father Charlie (played by Harvey Birdman himself Gary Cole) gets fired from his job for looking at porn, his wife declares the Eiffel Tower is wonderful, and their youngest daughter says something weird about bunnies landing on cabbage when they are born. But perhaps most sinister of all (not perhaps, definitely the most sinister), Evan Rachel Wood is then targeted by a pedophile

I’m not joking when I say that this is one of the best, so you don’t wanna miss this episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58453925Fri, 26 Jan 2024 09:49:55 +0000Van LeeThis is going to be a good one, folks. And it doesn’t even have a magician! You see this time in the cinematic universe of Touched by an Angel your everyday Y2K family seems to be all smiles and love, but deep inside something sinister is brewing....
You see this time in the cinematic universe of Touched by an Angel your everyday Y2K family seems to be all smiles and love, but deep inside something sinister is brewing. One night, daughter Evan Rachel Wood decides to climb on her state-of-the-art computing device and do some research about Hawaii so that she could finish her school report. But unfortunately for the Radcliffe family she’s not shown the sandy beaches and wonderful people of our 50th state…

This leads to a chain reaction of events where father Charlie (played by Harvey Birdman himself Gary Cole) gets fired from his job for looking at porn, his wife declares the Eiffel Tower is wonderful, and their youngest daughter says something weird about bunnies landing on cabbage when they are born. But perhaps most sinister of all (not perhaps, definitely the most sinister), Evan Rachel Wood is then targeted by a pedophile

I’m not joking when I say that this is one of the best, so you don’t wanna miss this episode!]]>6671an,angel,brian,by,cole,comedy,della,downey,evan,gary,hendricks,lee,podcast,rachel,reese,roma,spencer,touched,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/touched-by-an-angel
That man is noted actual actor and religious weirdo Corbin Bernsen playing a nutso magician named Eric Weiss, or not really, but whatever... you'll see. The magician must try to overcome guilt brought upon by his failure to 'save' his younger brother Petey from a deadly refridgerator attack when they were kids, so Monica, Tess, and new angel Callisto from Xena: Warrior Princess are here to help him along the way]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58341141Thu, 18 Jan 2024 06:03:20 +0000Van LeeDo you believe in magic? Have you come here merely to hear the Boob Tube Boys DIE?! Well you're in for a treat as the fellas take a dive into the 1990s Christian television show Touched by an Angel, a program in which several benevolent angels kind of...
That man is noted actual actor and religious weirdo Corbin Bernsen playing a nutso magician named Eric Weiss, or not really, but whatever... you'll see. The magician must try to overcome guilt brought upon by his failure to 'save' his younger brother Petey from a deadly refridgerator attack when they were kids, so Monica, Tess, and new angel Callisto from Xena: Warrior Princess are here to help him along the way]]>6789an,angel,bernsen,boob,boys,brian,by,comedy,corbin,downey,hendricks,lee,magician,podcast,roma,spencer,touched,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-130-the-jetsons-millionaire-astro--58260046
Brian, Spencer, and Van discuss what The Jetsons believes court systems will be like in the 2060s, why Astro is among the least appealing cartoon animals in history, and the dangers of conveyor belts. Later on, the guys talk about the most popular TV of 2023 and Van outlines Spencer's next hosting duties]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58260046Thu, 11 Jan 2024 03:11:05 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs are relieved to be near the end of their Hanna Barbera run, but they still have plenty more to say about The Jetsons. This week, a lawyer turns up at the Jetson home asserting that Astro (the family dog) has a secret past under a much cooler...
Brian, Spencer, and Van discuss what The Jetsons believes court systems will be like in the 2060s, why Astro is among the least appealing cartoon animals in history, and the dangers of conveyor belts. Later on, the guys talk about the most popular TV of 2023 and Van outlines Spencer's next hosting duties]]>3136cleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/the-jetsons
The Jetson family hosts their 110 year-old grandfather/great-grandfather thinking it will be a relaxing visit, but ol' Montague has other plans. Is the ancient scoundrel involved in two romantic entanglements at the same time, or will he be arrested before any of that matters? The BTBs have plenty to say about this particularly wild senior, forgotten Hanna Barbera characters, and a whole lot more!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58194192Thu, 04 Jan 2024 04:35:05 +0000Van LeeThe holidays are over, which means Boob Tube Hot Potato is back! Spencer tasked Van with covering The Flintstones a few weeks back, and now he's decided Brian's should lead the '60s Hanna Barbera discussion, so it's time for The Jetsons whether anyone...
The Jetson family hosts their 110 year-old grandfather/great-grandfather thinking it will be a relaxing visit, but ol' Montague has other plans. Is the ancient scoundrel involved in two romantic entanglements at the same time, or will he be arrested before any of that matters? The BTBs have plenty to say about this particularly wild senior, forgotten Hanna Barbera characters, and a whole lot more!]]>4496bad,barbera,boob,bootu,boys,brian,cartoon,comedy,hanna,hendricks,inc,jetsons,lee,network,podcast,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-128-father-knows-best-the-angel-s-sweater--58142326
The boys discuss how young wrecking ball Kathy really doesn't get along with Aunt Neva since the older woman is a mean old hag (Father Knows Best's words, not ours), and they wonder how any of this familial drama could possibly be resolved. Enter an immigrant! That's right Mr. Fix-It arrives just in time to repair a leaky pipe and possibly tell Kathy a weird parable that just might set things right

So grab a fistful of tinsel and check out this Christmas-tastic episode of the BTBs!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58142326Fri, 29 Dec 2023 00:28:45 +0000Van LeeFor their final holiday episode of 2023 the Boob Tube Boys are rocketing way back in time to the 1950s where the wassail is thick and no ones pipes could ever burst. Well maybe that last one isn't accurate, because just that happens at the Anderson...
The boys discuss how young wrecking ball Kathy really doesn't get along with Aunt Neva since the older woman is a mean old hag (Father Knows Best's words, not ours), and they wonder how any of this familial drama could possibly be resolved. Enter an immigrant! That's right Mr. Fix-It arrives just in time to repair a leaky pipe and possibly tell Kathy a weird parable that just might set things right

So grab a fistful of tinsel and check out this Christmas-tastic episode of the BTBs!]]>4512cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-127-everybody-loves-raymond-christmas-gift--58080342
Ray wants to go golfing and rather than just simply talk to his wife about it, he's got a whole malicious plan laid out involving his Christmas gift to her. Robert is real big, however, and that throws a giant wrench into the whole plan (not really, I just wanted to talk about how big Robert is). There's some good ol' fashioned marital hate in this episode so leave it to the BTBs to try and make you smile rather than fall into a sad, sad holiday slump like this mean show wants]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58080342Thu, 21 Dec 2023 05:18:22 +0000Van LeeSpencer takes us all on a trip back to the Barone household as the Tubers cover a special Christmas themed episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. You're not going to believe this, but everyone in the show is a complete jerk! Ray wants to go golfing and...
Ray wants to go golfing and rather than just simply talk to his wife about it, he's got a whole malicious plan laid out involving his Christmas gift to her. Robert is real big, however, and that throws a giant wrench into the whole plan (not really, I just wanted to talk about how big Robert is). There's some good ol' fashioned marital hate in this episode so leave it to the BTBs to try and make you smile rather than fall into a sad, sad holiday slump like this mean show wants]]>3483cleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/bones-holiday-2023
Santas are not safe in the Bones universe, a truth "The Goop on the Girl" doubles down on by blowing one up in the cold open. Was this Santa a terrorist, or was he coerced by a more sinister villain? Will Bones go to El Salvador for Christmas, or will she listen to her cousin (a guest-starring Zooey Deschanel) endlessly repeat Benjamin Franklin quotes? What's that goop doing on that girl? Brian, Spencer, and Van answer these questions and more as they struggle to hide their burgeoning affection for this silly crime procedural]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58004027Thu, 14 Dec 2023 05:22:29 +0000Van LeeThe weather outside may be frightful, but the Boob Tube Boys are so delightful! It's the holiday season again, which means the Tubers are picking seasonal episodes of shows they previously covered. Unable to restrain himself, Brian leads things off...
Santas are not safe in the Bones universe, a truth "The Goop on the Girl" doubles down on by blowing one up in the cold open. Was this Santa a terrorist, or was he coerced by a more sinister villain? Will Bones go to El Salvador for Christmas, or will she listen to her cousin (a guest-starring Zooey Deschanel) endlessly repeat Benjamin Franklin quotes? What's that goop doing on that girl? Brian, Spencer, and Van answer these questions and more as they struggle to hide their burgeoning affection for this silly crime procedural]]>5090bones,boob,bootu,boys,brian,christmas,comedy,girl,goop,hendricks,inc,lee,network,on,podcast,santa,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/the-flintstones
Tune in to listen to all the homo-erotic caveman talk that you could possible handle!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57935157Thu, 07 Dec 2023 01:48:02 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs hoped their second trip to Bedrock would be more entertaining than their first, and while they will agree it's better... that's not exactly high praise. This time around Fred's rich uncle has died and is leaving his estate to the rectangular...
Tune in to listen to all the homo-erotic caveman talk that you could possible handle!]]>5464a,boob,boys,brian,comedy,flintstones,fred,haunted,hendricks,home,house,is,lee,not,podcast,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/the-flintstones
There's misogny, a song that takes up a significant amount of the show's runtime, a bunch of "bonk" noises, and a host of dinosaurs being used in novel ways so that means this show has to be good, right? Guess you'll have to tune in to find out!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57854416Wed, 29 Nov 2023 23:01:32 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs are taking a trip back into the stone age as they cover the very well known show from the 1960s which is about cave people and dinosaurs being used as appliances. In today's episode the guys are covering the season one episode "The Drive-In,"...
There's misogny, a song that takes up a significant amount of the show's runtime, a bunch of "bonk" noises, and a host of dinosaurs being used in novel ways so that means this show has to be good, right? Guess you'll have to tune in to find out!]]>5369barney,bonk,boob,boys,brian,comedy,dinosaur,drive,flintstones,fred,hendricks,in,lee,podcast,rubble,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/the-office
Spencer talks about seeing this episode for the first time, while Van and Brian offer a reappraisal years removed from their disappointment in the show's final couple seasons. What are all these characters doing years later in the series' run? How do Erin and Gabe work as new additions to an established cast? This is a podcast that asks all the burning questions]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57827295Tue, 28 Nov 2023 06:31:54 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys bring The Office week to a close by looking at one of the first episodes after Steve Carell's departure. Dwight thinks he's in prime position to become manager, but a terrifying mishap brings his candidacy into question Spencer...
Spencer talks about seeing this episode for the first time, while Van and Brian offer a reappraisal years removed from their disappointment in the show's final couple seasons. What are all these characters doing years later in the series' run? How do Erin and Gabe work as new additions to an established cast? This is a podcast that asks all the burning questions]]>3305acting,boob,boys,brian,comedy,dwight,hendricks,k,lee,manager,office,podcast,review,schrute,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughan,weekcleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/the-office
Van takes the reins to tell the story of how the writers, cast, and crew of The Office came up with "Dinner Party" and executed it around a writers' strike. Brian and Spencer remember their first reactions to this episode and explain why it holds up for them all these years later. You can practically feel how relieved everyone is not to be talking about Kirk Cameron any more. But this isn't all! Check the feed tomorrow as Office week concludes with season seven's "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57816090Mon, 27 Nov 2023 07:17:41 +0000Van LeeThe Office week continues for the Boob Tube Boys with "Dinner Party," a season four episode that ranks among the funniest (and most cringe-inducing) in the series. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll smash ice cream into the side of your partner's car...
Van takes the reins to tell the story of how the writers, cast, and crew of The Office came up with "Dinner Party" and executed it around a writers' strike. Brian and Spencer remember their first reactions to this episode and explain why it holds up for them all these years later. You can practically feel how relieved everyone is not to be talking about Kirk Cameron any more. But this isn't all! Check the feed tomorrow as Office week concludes with season seven's "Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager"!]]>2800boob,boys,brian,carell,comedy,dinner,hardin,hendricks,lee,melora,office,party,podcast,review,spencer,steve,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-office-week-casino-night--57777711
Brian explains why he chose this episode for Office week, while Van and Spencer recount their memories watching it the first time. The BTBs talk about where The Office was headed when this episode aired, which scenes made the biggest impact, and which characters shone brightest. Get right back here tomorrow, because Office week continues with the season four classic "Dinner Party"!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57777711Thu, 23 Nov 2023 07:40:22 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys' slate of Office week episodes kicks off with "Casino Night," the season two finale that left Jim and Pam's status in limbo, Michael in a rare romantic position, and Creed winning big. Don't let Toby listen, because this one might...
Brian explains why he chose this episode for Office week, while Van and Spencer recount their memories watching it the first time. The BTBs talk about where The Office was headed when this episode aired, which scenes made the biggest impact, and which characters shone brightest. Get right back here tomorrow, because Office week continues with the season four classic "Dinner Party"!]]>2448boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,dinner,hendricks,inc,jim,lee,nbc,network,office,party,podcast,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/the-office
The Tubers discuss The Office's port from the U.K. to America, how Steve Carell tweaked his character, casting choices, and plenty more show history. Find out how the BTBs first got into The Office, how they think it has aged, and what characters or moments remain memorable to them all these years later. Stick around until the end to learn which three Office episodes will get the special Tube treatment later this week!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57759346Wed, 22 Nov 2023 04:52:10 +0000Van LeeIt's Thanksgiving week, which means the Boob Tube Boys get a brief reprieve from the usual barrage of burping sitcom dads and giant perms from the past. Van, Spencer, and Brian cover a show they actually know and enjoy each November, and 2023's...
The Tubers discuss The Office's port from the U.K. to America, how Steve Carell tweaked his character, casting choices, and plenty more show history. Find out how the BTBs first got into The Office, how they think it has aged, and what characters or moments remain memorable to them all these years later. Stick around until the end to learn which three Office episodes will get the special Tube treatment later this week!]]>3321boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,inc,lee,michael,nbc,network,office,overview,podcast,scott,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/growing-pains
It is however a Matthew Perry-centric episode (RIP) so buckle up and see what the nine and a half fingered star looks like in his younger years, where he already looks like a grizzled old man. You see Carol bumps into the future Chandler in the library and despite her being a child in high school and him being an adult in college, she seduces him with talk of F. Scott Fitzgerald. Hilarity ensues when the family gets home early so Carol has to hide Mr. The Whole Nine Yards!

Sour balls!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57657669Thu, 16 Nov 2023 08:11:19 +0000Van LeeThe boys return to the very milquetoast 1980s and the hit show Growing Pains featuring Kirk Cameron. The man himself has now found God and is doing his best to ostracize everyone around him, but how will that effect his performance? The good news is...
It is however a Matthew Perry-centric episode (RIP) so buckle up and see what the nine and a half fingered star looks like in his younger years, where he already looks like a grizzled old man. You see Carol bumps into the future Chandler in the library and despite her being a child in high school and him being an adult in college, she seduces him with talk of F. Scott Fitzgerald. Hilarity ensues when the family gets home early so Carol has to hide Mr. The Whole Nine Yards!

Sour balls!]]>567380s,alan,boob,boys,brian,cameron,comedy,growing,hendricks,kirk,lee,matthew,pains,perry,podcast,spencer,thicke,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/growing-pains
Not all is well for the Seavers, however, as young Mike (Kirk Cameron) somehow finds himself at a cool kid party where everyone is doing cocaine in the bathroom. Naturally Mike doesn't want to do anything cool or fun, so he freaks out and ruins Boner's chances of getting laid. There's even a "don't do drugs" PSA at the end]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57553692Wed, 08 Nov 2023 05:50:46 +0000Van LeeThe boys want to take a nice look back to the fabulous 80s and what better way to see what life was like for the average American at the time than to check out the Kirk Cameron-led Growing Pains? The show features not only Cameron but also the VERY...
Not all is well for the Seavers, however, as young Mike (Kirk Cameron) somehow finds himself at a cool kid party where everyone is doing cocaine in the bathroom. Naturally Mike doesn't want to do anything cool or fun, so he freaks out and ruins Boner's chances of getting laid. There's even a "don't do drugs" PSA at the end]]>5956boner,boob,bootu,boys,brian,cameron,cocaine,comedy,growing,hendricks,inc,kirk,lee,network,pains,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/creepy-pastas-2023
There's no prompt this time around so expect chaos and mayhem as Van, Brian, and Spencer present their stories. First up is Brian's horror story "The Paleontologist 2: No Bones About It: Part 1" being read by Van. In this tale of intrigue several horribly vapid young people head to a rural city where stories of a terrifying figure who kills people with his monkey echo throughout the land...

Brian next reads Spencer's tale "The New Deal... for the Undead." We transport ourselves back to that fateful day in 1933 when a strapping lad named Roosevelt was ready to give his famous inaugural speech to a crowd of adoring onlookers but just as he gets started something terrifying happens. He calls upon his friends and the power of his four mighty rings to save the country desperate for change

Finally Spencer takes the reigns and reads Van's story "A Scoundrel's Tale." Look, we know you're not stupid. You know what happens here. The question is always "which two Star Wars characters do it?" The answer may surprise you

Thanks for tuning in this year and stick around for another 365 days worth of Boob Tube Boys!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57466790Wed, 01 Nov 2023 08:36:42 +0000Van LeeWe're back for our second part to this year's Creepy Pasta episodes with stories written and performed by the Boob Tube Boys! There's no prompt this time around so expect chaos and mayhem as Van, Brian, and Spencer present their stories. First up is...
There's no prompt this time around so expect chaos and mayhem as Van, Brian, and Spencer present their stories. First up is Brian's horror story "The Paleontologist 2: No Bones About It: Part 1" being read by Van. In this tale of intrigue several horribly vapid young people head to a rural city where stories of a terrifying figure who kills people with his monkey echo throughout the land...

Brian next reads Spencer's tale "The New Deal... for the Undead." We transport ourselves back to that fateful day in 1933 when a strapping lad named Roosevelt was ready to give his famous inaugural speech to a crowd of adoring onlookers but just as he gets started something terrifying happens. He calls upon his friends and the power of his four mighty rings to save the country desperate for change

Finally Spencer takes the reigns and reads Van's story "A Scoundrel's Tale." Look, we know you're not stupid. You know what happens here. The question is always "which two Star Wars characters do it?" The answer may surprise you

Thanks for tuning in this year and stick around for another 365 days worth of Boob Tube Boys!]]>4587boob,boys,brian,comedy,creepy,fdr,funny,hendricks,inauguration,lee,pasta,pastas,podcast,sex,spencer,star,tube,van,vaughan,warscleanbonushttp://bootuinc.com/creepy-pastas-2023
For your ear-pleasure you'll get to hear Van's tale "Hunting the Hunter," featuring a mysterious beast as well as several hard to pronounce names that Brian does his best to blurt out. There's also "The Hunt for Meaning," in which Spencer narrates a terrifying story that delves into a young boy's belief system that suddenly is called into question after a chance encounter with a slightly disheveled demon (oh and Kevin Sorbo is involved, which is par for the course). And finally from Spencer's brain comes "The Black Brumby," our final father-son hunting saga where a boy's impetuous nature changes his life forever... because of a brumby (look it up, but then forget all about it because it's a different thing here)

You won't be let down by this year's edition of one of our most beloved traditions! And stay tuned for part 2 which features even more bone-chilling stories written and read by Van, Spencer, and Brian, all ad free!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57437125Mon, 30 Oct 2023 02:54:45 +0000Van LeeIt's spooky season yet again and that means yet another of the BTBs annual tradition of writing and reading their very own Creepy Pastas! This time around Spencer decided he wanted to give a writing prompt that each of the boys would then use to craft...
For your ear-pleasure you'll get to hear Van's tale "Hunting the Hunter," featuring a mysterious beast as well as several hard to pronounce names that Brian does his best to blurt out. There's also "The Hunt for Meaning," in which Spencer narrates a terrifying story that delves into a young boy's belief system that suddenly is called into question after a chance encounter with a slightly disheveled demon (oh and Kevin Sorbo is involved, which is par for the course). And finally from Spencer's brain comes "The Black Brumby," our final father-son hunting saga where a boy's impetuous nature changes his life forever... because of a brumby (look it up, but then forget all about it because it's a different thing here)

You won't be let down by this year's edition of one of our most beloved traditions! And stay tuned for part 2 which features even more bone-chilling stories written and read by Van, Spencer, and Brian, all ad free!]]>51052023,bonus,boob,boys,brian,comedy,creepy,father,hendricks,hunting,lee,pasta,podcast,show,son,spencer,trip,tube,van,vaughancleanbonushttp://bootuinc.com/home-improvement
Jill wants Tim to be nice to her friends at a baby shower, but is bummed out when Tim returns to being a hot dog slob later on. Van reminds everyone that Tim Allen has been working out more since becoming famous, everyone debates why Richard Karn appears only as nailed-up clothes, and Tim Allen is talked about as a sexual being. It's a real circus (or demolition derby)

The BTBs wrap up the episode with a discussion of '90s comedians who got TV shows, and Brian doles out Spencer's assignment for the next two Boob Tube Hot Potato episodes]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57362594Tue, 24 Oct 2023 23:00:02 +0000Van LeeNone of the Boob Tube Boys felt particularly enamored with Tim Allen last time around, but the disgust level reaches new highs as the podcast's coverage of Home Improvement continues Jill wants Tim to be nice to her friends at a baby shower, but is...
Jill wants Tim to be nice to her friends at a baby shower, but is bummed out when Tim returns to being a hot dog slob later on. Van reminds everyone that Tim Allen has been working out more since becoming famous, everyone debates why Richard Karn appears only as nailed-up clothes, and Tim Allen is talked about as a sexual being. It's a real circus (or demolition derby)

The BTBs wrap up the episode with a discussion of '90s comedians who got TV shows, and Brian doles out Spencer's assignment for the next two Boob Tube Hot Potato episodes]]>3590allen,best,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,home,improvement,inc,lee,network,podcast,spencer,tim,tims,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/home-improvement
Allen plays Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, a TV host, family man, and charisma void. This week, Tim has to juggle family night and the surprise arrival of an old friend. Will Tim leave his wild youth behind him, or will he forsake his family to drink two-for-one Long Island iced teas with Stu Cutler at Club Piranha? The Tubers navigate this rather pedestrian plot while talking JTT, Richard Karn's film career, and perhaps the worst intro song the podcast has encountered]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57281530Wed, 18 Oct 2023 03:16:12 +0000Van LeeBoob Tube Hot Potato kicks off with Van giving Brian Home Improvement, a blunt '90s sitcom that turned Tim Allen into the biggest star in America. Tim Allen! Seriously! Allen plays Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, a TV host, family man, and charisma void....
Allen plays Tim "The Toolman" Taylor, a TV host, family man, and charisma void. This week, Tim has to juggle family night and the surprise arrival of an old friend. Will Tim leave his wild youth behind him, or will he forsake his family to drink two-for-one Long Island iced teas with Stu Cutler at Club Piranha? The Tubers navigate this rather pedestrian plot while talking JTT, Richard Karn's film career, and perhaps the worst intro song the podcast has encountered]]>4244allen,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,home,improvement,inc,karn,lee,network,podcast,richard,spencer,tim,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/wonder-woman
This episode of Wonder Woman takes place in the 1970s and it sure as hell shows as top rocker Hamlin Rule is playing sold out concerts to 20 or 30 people all across the nation. But something is amiss. Every time he has a concert the venue gets knocked off by a mysterious band of theives who leave no clues behind as to their identity. It's up to Wonder Woman and everyone's favorite superhero Joe Atkinson to get to the bottom of this

Stay tuned until the end of the episode for the debut of Red Dress' new hit song Love Conquers All (Hamlin Rules) inspired by the Pied Piper (but written by Seals and Crofts)!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57186036Wed, 11 Oct 2023 03:00:02 +0000Van LeeBefore you listen to this episode you should ask yourself one question- are you ready to rock harder than you've ever rocked before? If so, then hit play and prepare to have your mind blown as a fusion of flute and shag carpeting is blasted through...
This episode of Wonder Woman takes place in the 1970s and it sure as hell shows as top rocker Hamlin Rule is playing sold out concerts to 20 or 30 people all across the nation. But something is amiss. Every time he has a concert the venue gets knocked off by a mysterious band of theives who leave no clues behind as to their identity. It's up to Wonder Woman and everyone's favorite superhero Joe Atkinson to get to the bottom of this

Stay tuned until the end of the episode for the debut of Red Dress' new hit song Love Conquers All (Hamlin Rules) inspired by the Pied Piper (but written by Seals and Crofts)!]]>5691boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,inc,lee,martin,mull,network,pied,piper,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,woman,wondercleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/wonder-woman
The debut look at the 1970s Wonder Woman television show picked by Van is a pretty damn good one as the BTBs are introduced not only to the Nazis, but also to their greatest weapon... no not the Panzer, or that giant gun that didn't really even work, we're talking about the trained attack ape Gargantua!

You see Higgens from Magnum PI has defected from his science post in Nazi Germany and the evil Axis powers themselves are on a mission to retrieve their defector before he can spill all of the Führer's biggest secrets. Wonder Woman is on the case however she's never dealt with an adversary this hairy and ape-like. She does her best to stop the Nazi ape, but is her best enough?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57053986Wed, 04 Oct 2023 05:15:57 +0000Van LeeCAUTION: APE FOOTAGE AHEAD The debut look at the 1970s Wonder Woman television show picked by Van is a pretty damn good one as the BTBs are introduced not only to the Nazis, but also to their greatest weapon... no not the Panzer, or that giant gun...
The debut look at the 1970s Wonder Woman television show picked by Van is a pretty damn good one as the BTBs are introduced not only to the Nazis, but also to their greatest weapon... no not the Panzer, or that giant gun that didn't really even work, we're talking about the trained attack ape Gargantua!

You see Higgens from Magnum PI has defected from his science post in Nazi Germany and the evil Axis powers themselves are on a mission to retrieve their defector before he can spill all of the Führer's biggest secrets. Wonder Woman is on the case however she's never dealt with an adversary this hairy and ape-like. She does her best to stop the Nazi ape, but is her best enough?]]>5885ape,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,gargantua,hendricks,hitler,inc,lee,nazi,network,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,woman,wondercleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/rawhide
Welcome back to the world of Rawhide, the show that dares to legitimately name one of its characters “Mushy.” This time around ol’ Rowdy (Clint Eastwood) is off doing some cow thing, so Army Scout Pete Nolan (some actor) makes an appearance as he has negotiated a peace between the Pawnee Native Americans and the US Government

Unfortunately the General in charge of delivering the US half of this peace deal simply hates anyone who isn’t himself or his melty-faced butler. So General Ironpants decides instead of giving 500 cattle to the Native Americans, he’s going to instead take their chief captive and then start a massive war. Chief Gray Hawk doesn’t exactly think this is a fair deal since he’s already held up his end of the bargain, and it all culminates in a man vs son vs man vs son brawl for all]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56644949Thu, 31 Aug 2023 06:35:30 +0000Van LeeHyaahhh! Cattle! Whip noises! Racism! Welcome back to the world of Rawhide, the show that dares to legitimately name one of its characters “Mushy.” This time around ol’ Rowdy (Clint Eastwood) is off doing some cow thing, so Army Scout Pete Nolan...
Welcome back to the world of Rawhide, the show that dares to legitimately name one of its characters “Mushy.” This time around ol’ Rowdy (Clint Eastwood) is off doing some cow thing, so Army Scout Pete Nolan (some actor) makes an appearance as he has negotiated a peace between the Pawnee Native Americans and the US Government

Unfortunately the General in charge of delivering the US half of this peace deal simply hates anyone who isn’t himself or his melty-faced butler. So General Ironpants decides instead of giving 500 cattle to the Native Americans, he’s going to instead take their chief captive and then start a massive war. Chief Gray Hawk doesn’t exactly think this is a fair deal since he’s already held up his end of the bargain, and it all culminates in a man vs son vs man vs son brawl for all]]>5753boob,bootu,boys,brian,clint,comedy,eastwood,general,hendricks,inc,ironpants,lee,network,podcast,rawhide,reunion,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/rawhide
As the show's grandma expert Spencer takes the reigns and leads us through the harrowing tale of an old lady trying to get to St. Louis with her life savings. But there's a problem... bandits! Or so we're told anyway. Rowdy winds up befriending and bossing around said grandma but things aren't what they seem. After a rash of calculated thefts in whatever hole of a town this is supposed to be pop up, Rowdy is blamed. Can he set the record straight and find out who did this? (psst, it's grandma) Listen to find out!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56573155Thu, 24 Aug 2023 03:01:24 +0000Van LeeRawhide is a show about cowboys and the cows that make them boys. Usually it's about the difficulty of herdin' cattle throughout the frontier of the New World, but sometimes you need to take a detour to the big city. And that's where Rowdy (Clint...
As the show's grandma expert Spencer takes the reigns and leads us through the harrowing tale of an old lady trying to get to St. Louis with her life savings. But there's a problem... bandits! Or so we're told anyway. Rowdy winds up befriending and bossing around said grandma but things aren't what they seem. After a rash of calculated thefts in whatever hole of a town this is supposed to be pop up, Rowdy is blamed. Can he set the record straight and find out who did this? (psst, it's grandma) Listen to find out!]]>5711boob,bootu,boys,brian,clint,comedy,cowboy,eastwood,grandma's,hendricks,inc,lee,money,network,podcast,rawhide,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-115-street-hawk-chinatown-memories--56412219
Jesse's ex is back in town and in need of help. Her friend is in trouble with the Tong gang, an adversary too mighty for even the authorities. Good thing Jesse is also Street Hawk. Brian offers listener corrections, Van promotes a new spice, and Spencer questions a character's true romantic motivations. Hop on those hogs and hit download!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56412219Wed, 09 Aug 2023 11:04:57 +0000Van LeePoor Jesse Mach. He's constantly falling in love with celebrities or old flames. It's a difficult emotional heft to carry while on the back of an ultra-motorcycle going 300 miles-per-hour. The BTBs are back for more Street Hawk, ready to see whether...
Jesse's ex is back in town and in need of help. Her friend is in trouble with the Tong gang, an adversary too mighty for even the authorities. Good thing Jesse is also Street Hawk. Brian offers listener corrections, Van promotes a new spice, and Spencer questions a character's true romantic motivations. Hop on those hogs and hit download!]]>5386boob,bootu,boys,brian,chinatown,comedy,hawk,hendricks,inc,lee,mysteries,network,podcast,rex,smith,spencer,street,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/street-hawk
This week, police officer and Street Hawk rider Jesse Mach needs to convince a rock star to record a PSA for his department. Little does Jesse know, he's about to become tangled up in a web of VHS cassette intrigue! Brian, Spencer, and Van talk about Street Hawk's exemplary theme song, Frank from Murphy Brown, and music video sets of the 1980s]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56353263Thu, 03 Aug 2023 06:48:33 +0000Van LeeWhat if motorcycles were even faster and could blow things up? The 1985 cop-and-machine show Street Hawk dares to ask this question and many others of similar import. The Boob Tube Boys travel back to a time of bigger hair to find out why this show...
This week, police officer and Street Hawk rider Jesse Mach needs to convince a rock star to record a PSA for his department. Little does Jesse know, he's about to become tangled up in a web of VHS cassette intrigue! Brian, Spencer, and Van talk about Street Hawk's exemplary theme song, Frank from Murphy Brown, and music video sets of the 1980s]]>535180s,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,cool,hawk,hendricks,inc,lee,motorcycle,network,podcast,radical,spencer,street,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/forged-in-fire
This time around we've got Josh, a man who infuriates Brian. Robby, a man who calls himself "the blacksmithing cowboy of the Great Smokey Mountains." Chad, who says the word "forge-a-licious" at least 63 times in the episode. And finally a very orb of a man that captures the hearts of all that see him, Ray

Watching Forged in Fire is quite the experience so join us as Van (blacksmithing verb)'s Brian and Spencer over the coals and into the quench tank. There's also a super bonus surprise here for you... it's a skit! (note: skit will get its own YouTube video soon... so keep an eye out for it)

This one was a lot of fun so check it out!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56245117Thu, 27 Jul 2023 08:04:29 +0000Van LeeFor our second trip to the forge the guys get to meet four competitors who are also making a return trip as return combatants. Each one had been on the show previously but lost, so this is actually a shot at redemption for the contestants This time...
This time around we've got Josh, a man who infuriates Brian. Robby, a man who calls himself "the blacksmithing cowboy of the Great Smokey Mountains." Chad, who says the word "forge-a-licious" at least 63 times in the episode. And finally a very orb of a man that captures the hearts of all that see him, Ray

Watching Forged in Fire is quite the experience so join us as Van (blacksmithing verb)'s Brian and Spencer over the coals and into the quench tank. There's also a super bonus surprise here for you... it's a skit! (note: skit will get its own YouTube video soon... so keep an eye out for it)

This one was a lot of fun so check it out!]]>6082boob,bootu,boys,brian,channel,comedy,fire,forged,hendricks,history,in,inc,lee,podcast,ray,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/forged-in-fire
Along the way we'll learn about tangs and Bowie knives and all sorts of other cool stuff. Of course the best part of the competition isn't when the contestants make knives, it's when the judges take those knives and do all sorts of crazy things with them to test their strength, durability, and sharpness. These things include choppin' up some fish as well as slitting the throat of what's apparently called a warm water bladder. Knives!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56147550Wed, 19 Jul 2023 02:59:37 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys have traded their microphones for cold, hard, steel hammers for a few weeks as Van covers the History Channel's reality competition Forged in Fire. The show features several amateur home bladesmiths (or blacksmiths? We don't know if...
Along the way we'll learn about tangs and Bowie knives and all sorts of other cool stuff. Of course the best part of the competition isn't when the contestants make knives, it's when the judges take those knives and do all sorts of crazy things with them to test their strength, durability, and sharpness. These things include choppin' up some fish as well as slitting the throat of what's apparently called a warm water bladder. Knives!]]>5130boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,doug,fire,forged,hendricks,in,inc,knives,lee,marcaida,network,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/friends
This time around Spencer regales us with tales of Monica and Chandler bangin' each other in front of every window they can find, Ross having anger issues but wanting a new apartment, and of course Joey just wanting all of this to be over with. Evidently this is one of the most beloved episodes of this show, so we'll see if it lives up to the hype

So grab your best stuffed penguin buddy and tune in for some BTB hijinks, Friends style!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56082630Thu, 13 Jul 2023 06:02:43 +0000Van LeeFriends! That's not only the people who record this podcast, but also the television show those same friends are talking about. Friends on Friends, that's what's going down here! This time around Spencer regales us with tales of Monica and Chandler...
This time around Spencer regales us with tales of Monica and Chandler bangin' each other in front of every window they can find, Ross having anger issues but wanting a new apartment, and of course Joey just wanting all of this to be over with. Evidently this is one of the most beloved episodes of this show, so we'll see if it lives up to the hype

So grab your best stuffed penguin buddy and tune in for some BTB hijinks, Friends style!]]>4704boob,bootu,boys,brian,chandler,comedy,everybody,find,friends,hendricks,inc,lee,monica,network,out,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/friends
Spencer, Brian, and Van look back at one of the hottest sitcoms of the 90s and try to determine whether the show is deserving of its lofty praise. Watching Friends of course means that they have to look at both Chandler AND Ross, and that doesn't get the whole thing started off well. We'll also see if Phoebe can get laid, if Monica can have her spirit broken, and if Ross still has that monkey or not. So let's go dance in that fountain!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56009082Thu, 06 Jul 2023 03:20:07 +0000Van LeeFriends is a show about several friends doing friend things like revealing their love for each other while drunk. Well at least that's the gist of the show based on our episode today, anyway Spencer, Brian, and Van look back at one of the hottest...
Spencer, Brian, and Van look back at one of the hottest sitcoms of the 90s and try to determine whether the show is deserving of its lofty praise. Watching Friends of course means that they have to look at both Chandler AND Ross, and that doesn't get the whole thing started off well. We'll also see if Phoebe can get laid, if Monica can have her spirit broken, and if Ross still has that monkey or not. So let's go dance in that fountain!]]>4965aniston,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,friends,hendricks,inc,jennifer,lee,monkey,network,phoebe,podcast,ross,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/doug
Spencer and Van passionately state the adult importance of eggs and toilet paper, while Brian admires Doug's respect for mechanical safety protocols. Patti's dad makes a notable appearance, but another character steals the show as the episode hits its climax. Later, Spencer drops a bomb on his co-hosts by picking the group's next show to cover]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55364232Wed, 28 Jun 2023 06:54:37 +0000Van LeeJust when you thought the world of Doug was safe and cozy, a green-faced demon wrought by the pain of love and life lost shows up. Wait, we'll back up. Doug and Skeeter want to experience The Threshold of Death, a scary new ride at Bluffington's...
Spencer and Van passionately state the adult importance of eggs and toilet paper, while Brian admires Doug's respect for mechanical safety protocols. Patti's dad makes a notable appearance, but another character steals the show as the episode hits its climax. Later, Spencer drops a bomb on his co-hosts by picking the group's next show to cover]]>4203bloodstone,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,doug,halloween,hendricks,inc,lee,manor,mayonnaise,network,podcast,skeeter,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/doug
This week, the Tube Team talks about Doug's horny dog Porkchop and his cool house. Doug doesn't have a house (still a kid), but he does have a panic attack about the size of his nose. Van and Brian grew up on Doug, but will they find it just as charming now that they are super old? Will Spencer be converted to the Doug fan club?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54561789Wed, 21 Jun 2023 08:52:48 +0000Van LeeNicktoons were sweeping the classrooms and playgrounds of America in the 1990s. You couldn't whack a tetherball without someone mentioning Tommy Pickles, Ed Bighead, or the subject of the next two BTB episodes, Doug. C'mon, everyone! Honk honk! Let's...
This week, the Tube Team talks about Doug's horny dog Porkchop and his cool house. Doug doesn't have a house (still a kid), but he does have a panic attack about the size of his nose. Van and Brian grew up on Doug, but will they find it just as charming now that they are super old? Will Spencer be converted to the Doug fan club?]]>4976boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,doug,funnie,hendricks,inc,lee,mayonnaise,network,nickelodeon,patti,podcast,skeeter,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/turbulence-3
Brian shares his imagined ending for Turbulence 3 and forces his co-hosts to play a game suggested by Slade Craven himself. Van and Spencer appreciate Rutger Hauer and ponder his character's role in the cult hierarchy. Later, everyone picks their favorite character and the BTBs announce the show they're covering in their return to television!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54367726Wed, 14 Jun 2023 06:04:26 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs are back for more Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal, a movie about a shock-rock singer who either takes a plane over or saves it. Will the FBI learn the truth about Slade? Will Nick the Hacker prove he is the smartest and best man to Kate? Is there a...
Brian shares his imagined ending for Turbulence 3 and forces his co-hosts to play a game suggested by Slade Craven himself. Van and Spencer appreciate Rutger Hauer and ponder his character's role in the cult hierarchy. Later, everyone picks their favorite character and the BTBs announce the show they're covering in their return to television!]]>58973,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,craven,heavy,hendricks,inc,lee,metal,podcast,slade,spencer,three,tube,turbulence,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/turbulence-3
Brian, Spencer, and Van talk about their history with T3: HM, what draws them to it as a good bad movie, and whether or not shoving a camera in an actor's mouth is a good directorial decision. Clean your finest bucket hat, apply some eyeliner, and join the BTBs at their highest elevation yet for the first half of this deadly adventure!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54124040Wed, 07 Jun 2023 05:46:18 +0000Van LeeThe final film of the Boob Tube Boys' transformation into the Motion Picture Men has arrived! Brian takes the yoke (planes!) as the team tackles Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal, a direct-to-video sequel to a couple of movies no one liked much in the first...
Brian, Spencer, and Van talk about their history with T3: HM, what draws them to it as a good bad movie, and whether or not shoving a camera in an actor's mouth is a good directorial decision. Clean your finest bucket hat, apply some eyeliner, and join the BTBs at their highest elevation yet for the first half of this deadly adventure!]]>60293,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,inc,lee,men,motion,movie,picture,podcast,spencer,tube,turbulence,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/the-room
There are angry old ladies, water bottles being flung, a couple of full-blown heel turns, and of course the many, many bizarre costumes, actions and words of an Eastern European man with a dream and a boatload of money to try and make the dream come true. Oh and Denny is still here! So grab your football and your photo of a spoon and tune in!

Skit 1 Featuring Lauren Schill: 50:10
Skit 2 Featuring Ruan Willow and Lauren Schill: 1:57:10]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54060066Wed, 31 May 2023 23:39:31 +0000Van LeeConsidering how important The Room is to the lives of the Boob Tube Boys/Motion Picture Men, is it any surprise that they were able to talk about it for so long? Today’s episode covers the back half of the Tommy Wiseau-led ‘movie’ and the guys...
There are angry old ladies, water bottles being flung, a couple of full-blown heel turns, and of course the many, many bizarre costumes, actions and words of an Eastern European man with a dream and a boatload of money to try and make the dream come true. Oh and Denny is still here! So grab your football and your photo of a spoon and tune in!

Skit 1 Featuring Lauren Schill: 50:10
Skit 2 Featuring Ruan Willow and Lauren Schill: 1:57:10]]>9547boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,greg,hendricks,inc,lee,movie,podcast,room,sestero,spencer,the,tommy,tube,van,vaughan,wiseaucleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/the-room
The guys recount their stories about the first time they encountered this masterpiece, and they talk about how impactful seeing it has been on their lives. They'll also go over the cast, behind the scenes information, and finally do their best to explain the unexplainable and cover the 'plot' of this thing. And keep an ear out for some more skits!

Oh hai end of description!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53982685Wed, 24 May 2023 10:32:37 +0000Van LeeThe greatest bad movie of all time gets the Boob Tube Boys... err... Motion Picture Men treatment this week as Spencer guides Brian and Van directly into the titular room, where a sexy red dress is waiting for them. Of course coming along with the red...
The guys recount their stories about the first time they encountered this masterpiece, and they talk about how impactful seeing it has been on their lives. They'll also go over the cast, behind the scenes information, and finally do their best to explain the unexplainable and cover the 'plot' of this thing. And keep an ear out for some more skits!

Oh hai end of description!]]>8392bad,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,humor,inc,lee,movie,podcast,room,spencer,the,tommy,tube,van,vaughan,wiseaucleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/champagne-and-bullets
This time around we'll be seeing lots and lots of sex scenes featuring a very old man pawing at a very young woman, but there's plenty more here too! Like other sex scenes featuring a very old man pawing at a very young woman. We also delve deeper into Normad's life which is something we all approve of doing, but also meet a myriad of other wacky characters including Cindy's awful step-parents, some more topless babes, and the return of Sam the racist wooden statue!

Stick around for the end when Spencer reveals his choice of movie to cover over the next two weeks, and when you're done come back and click below to watch it along with us. Oh hi movie!

Click here for next week's movie]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53802493Wed, 10 May 2023 05:57:39 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys are once again transforming into the Motion Picture Men and wrapping up their coverage of the hit 90s action flick Champagne and Bullets. When we left the film last week our buddy Wings Hauser (as 'Huck' Finney) had just beaten up...
This time around we'll be seeing lots and lots of sex scenes featuring a very old man pawing at a very young woman, but there's plenty more here too! Like other sex scenes featuring a very old man pawing at a very young woman. We also delve deeper into Normad's life which is something we all approve of doing, but also meet a myriad of other wacky characters including Cindy's awful step-parents, some more topless babes, and the return of Sam the racist wooden statue!

Stick around for the end when Spencer reveals his choice of movie to cover over the next two weeks, and when you're done come back and click below to watch it along with us. Oh hi movie!

Click here for next week's movie]]>5434and,boob,bootu,boys,brian,bullets,champagne,comedy,geteven,hendricks,inc,lee,podcast,revenge,road,spencer,to,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/champagne-and-bullets
The reason for the change is the guys are trying their hands at reviewing movies instead of television shows, and this time around Van has chosen to dive deep and pick out one of the greatest bad movies that has ever existed: Champagne and Bullets. Which is also sometimes called Road to Revenge. Which is also sometimes called GETEVEN. Whatever, you get the idea

The movie features our hero Rick, a flawless man about town who even in his 70s is still capable of seducing Playboy Playmates. Rick and his buddy "Huck" Finney are cops, but a drug bust gone bad gets them kicked from the force when they dare to question their superior, the very busy Normad. There are Satanic cults, dance numbers, brief nudity (including some of the worst sex scenes put to film), motorcycles, someone named Freddie Motion, Bail Bondsman, cowboy night, and plenty more weird stuff so shimmy and slide your way to the download button

Wanna see the movie? Click here!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53733413Thu, 04 May 2023 00:37:06 +0000Van LeeFor the next 6 glorious weeks the Boob Tube Boys that you know and love have been destroyed and are being replaced with their adult counterparts- The Motion Picture Men. Sure it's still Van, Brian, and Spencer, but they are big now! The reason for...
The reason for the change is the guys are trying their hands at reviewing movies instead of television shows, and this time around Van has chosen to dive deep and pick out one of the greatest bad movies that has ever existed: Champagne and Bullets. Which is also sometimes called Road to Revenge. Which is also sometimes called GETEVEN. Whatever, you get the idea

The movie features our hero Rick, a flawless man about town who even in his 70s is still capable of seducing Playboy Playmates. Rick and his buddy "Huck" Finney are cops, but a drug bust gone bad gets them kicked from the force when they dare to question their superior, the very busy Normad. There are Satanic cults, dance numbers, brief nudity (including some of the worst sex scenes put to film), motorcycles, someone named Freddie Motion, Bail Bondsman, cowboy night, and plenty more weird stuff so shimmy and slide your way to the download button

Wanna see the movie? Click here!]]>7370and,boob,boys,brian,bullets,champagne,even,get,geteven,hendricks,lee,movie,podcast,revenge,road,spencer,to,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/everybody-loves-raymond Everybody Loves Raymond to figure this out and make an episode where Big Brad aspires to become a model, but better late than never. This episode is much lighter than the last, giving Brian, Spencer, and Van time to discuss oversized clothing, another ugly kitchen, and the Barone Brothers' buried artistic aspirations. Brian leads Barone family therapy, while Van returns to YouTube in search of insight. Plus, stay tuned for a fun announcement!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53648475Wed, 26 Apr 2023 03:04:35 +0000Van LeeLook: we all know Brad Garrett can get it. It took eight seasons for the team at Everybody Loves Raymond to figure this out and make an episode where Big Brad aspires to become a model, but better late than never. This episode is much lighter than the... Everybody Loves Raymond to figure this out and make an episode where Big Brad aspires to become a model, but better late than never. This episode is much lighter than the last, giving Brian, Spencer, and Van time to discuss oversized clothing, another ugly kitchen, and the Barone Brothers' buried artistic aspirations. Brian leads Barone family therapy, while Van returns to YouTube in search of insight. Plus, stay tuned for a fun announcement!]]>5021boob,bootu,boys,brad,brian,comedy,everybody,garrett,hendricks,inc,lee,loves,model,podcast,raymond,romano,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-btbs-perform-walker-texas-ranger-feat-kevin-sorbo--53533308
The episode has been condensed and each BTB takes a turn handling different characters. If you were always wondering how Spencer might sound as Walker's girlfriend Alex, then this is the episode for you

The guys needed another BTB alum to help get things going, and they found a willing and able presenter in Kevin Sorbo, star of Hercules: The Legendary Journies and Andromeda, two shows covered in the first 100 of the podcast. Kevin daftly takes the reigns and narrates the adventure as only he can

Special thanks to guest performer Michael Govier of several podcasts including:
Cinema 9
Pallazzo Pod
Is it Safe?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53533308Fri, 14 Apr 2023 08:08:26 +0000Van LeeIn honor of their 100th episode the Boob Tube Boys (BTBs) decided they should take all of the lessons learned from watching 100 episodes of television and try their hand at acting. The guys figured there was no better show to read lines from than...
The episode has been condensed and each BTB takes a turn handling different characters. If you were always wondering how Spencer might sound as Walker's girlfriend Alex, then this is the episode for you

The guys needed another BTB alum to help get things going, and they found a willing and able presenter in Kevin Sorbo, star of Hercules: The Legendary Journies and Andromeda, two shows covered in the first 100 of the podcast. Kevin daftly takes the reigns and narrates the adventure as only he can

Special thanks to guest performer Michael Govier of several podcasts including:
Cinema 9
Pallazzo Pod
Is it Safe?]]>1432boob,bootu,boys,brian,govier,hendricks,inc,lee,podcast,ranger,read,script,skit,sorbo,spencer,texas,tube,van,vaughan,walkercleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/according-to-jim-100th-episode-spectacular
This time around Spencer has some historical fun for us as he takes us through ‘This Day in BTB History.’ Brian then wraps up our AtJ episode with a special ghost-ish twist, then he has Van and Spencer use all of the knowledge learned over the first 100 episodes to pitch a show idea to him using only a title. Finally the guys wrap it all up by nominating then voting for entrants into the inaugural Boob Tube Boys Hall of Fame!

We really appreciate everyone who joined us for these first “100” episodes and hope you’ll join us for at least 100 more! Oh and go check out the Walker, Texas Ranger skit which we’ve decided to share with its own ‘episode’ available to download now!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53533287Fri, 14 Apr 2023 08:00:08 +0000Van LeeAccording to the Boob Tube Boys it’s time for more According to Jim! Wow. That sounds far more upbeat than anyone actually should be about AtJ, but I guess that just goes to show how excited the guys are for the finale of their 100th episode! This...
This time around Spencer has some historical fun for us as he takes us through ‘This Day in BTB History.’ Brian then wraps up our AtJ episode with a special ghost-ish twist, then he has Van and Spencer use all of the knowledge learned over the first 100 episodes to pitch a show idea to him using only a title. Finally the guys wrap it all up by nominating then voting for entrants into the inaugural Boob Tube Boys Hall of Fame!

We really appreciate everyone who joined us for these first “100” episodes and hope you’ll join us for at least 100 more! Oh and go check out the Walker, Texas Ranger skit which we’ve decided to share with its own ‘episode’ available to download now!]]>5777100th,according,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,episode,fame,hall,hendricks,inc,jim,lee,podcast,spencer,to,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/according-to-jim-100th-episode-spectacular
The guys take turns hosting part of the AtJ (that's shorthand for According to Jim... all the Jim-heads know this) episode "Kentucky Fried Beltzmann," which also happens to be the 100th AtJ episode! The features Jim doing manly man things like being a man and saying mean things to his much better looking and nicer wife. It sucks!

But that's not all. The guys have each decided to host their own bonus segment for the big day and this time around you'll hear from Van about a lost segment that never made it into the original BTB episode. They also cover listener questions submitted by you guys. And this is all coming up over two jam-packed episodes this week so stay tuned for Part 2 where they'll wrap up According to Jim, pitch a show to a network executive, elect three members to the BTB Hall of Fame, and even perform an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger

Thanks everyone for listening all this time and we hope you'll stick around for 100 more!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53510360Wed, 12 Apr 2023 06:47:48 +0000Van LeeFor the 100th episode of the Boob Tube Boys Van, Brian, and Spencer spared no expense and pulled out all the stops. The guys decided only an elite, top-tier, masterpiece of television was deserved for such a monumental occasion, so they guys turned to...
The guys take turns hosting part of the AtJ (that's shorthand for According to Jim... all the Jim-heads know this) episode "Kentucky Fried Beltzmann," which also happens to be the 100th AtJ episode! The features Jim doing manly man things like being a man and saying mean things to his much better looking and nicer wife. It sucks!

But that's not all. The guys have each decided to host their own bonus segment for the big day and this time around you'll hear from Van about a lost segment that never made it into the original BTB episode. They also cover listener questions submitted by you guys. And this is all coming up over two jam-packed episodes this week so stay tuned for Part 2 where they'll wrap up According to Jim, pitch a show to a network executive, elect three members to the BTB Hall of Fame, and even perform an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger

Thanks everyone for listening all this time and we hope you'll stick around for 100 more!]]>5651100th,according,beltzmann,belushi,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,episode,hendricks,inc,jim,lee,podcast,spencer,to,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/everybody-loves-raymondEverybody Loves Raymond, but do the Boob Tube Boys? This week begins the group's coverage of standup comedian Ray Romano's decade-long sitcom. Van can't hide his love for fellow tall man Brad Garrett, while Spencer finds one character entirely irredeemable. Discussion topics include nude old men from Seinfeld, an ugly kitchen, and the cold doom of a dead marriage. You know, fun stuff! Later, Van tackles the Everybody Loves Raymond YouTube comments, a cryptic announcement is made, and Brian submits a more appropriate Raymond theme song]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53458676Thu, 06 Apr 2023 05:37:03 +0000Van LeeWe're told Everybody Loves Raymond, but do the Boob Tube Boys? This week begins the group's coverage of standup comedian Ray Romano's decade-long sitcom. Van can't hide his love for fellow tall man Brad Garrett, while Spencer finds one character...Everybody Loves Raymond, but do the Boob Tube Boys? This week begins the group's coverage of standup comedian Ray Romano's decade-long sitcom. Van can't hide his love for fellow tall man Brad Garrett, while Spencer finds one character entirely irredeemable. Discussion topics include nude old men from Seinfeld, an ugly kitchen, and the cold doom of a dead marriage. You know, fun stuff! Later, Van tackles the Everybody Loves Raymond YouTube comments, a cryptic announcement is made, and Brian submits a more appropriate Raymond theme song]]>5057boob,bootu,boys,brad,brian,comedy,everybody,garrett,hendricks,inc,lee,loves,podcast,ray,raymond,romano,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/the-brady-bunch
The boys cause a ruckus first, causing the girls to retaliate but an unfortunate Alice becomes the target of all six of these little monsters, when in reality all she wanted to do was bang one out at the drive-in theater! Spencer, Van, and Brian will gladly put up two weeks allowance to bet that you'll love this episode, but are you brave enough to take the plunge?]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53374175Wed, 29 Mar 2023 04:09:15 +0000Van LeeThe end of March seems like the best time of the year to talk about one thing: spooky ghosts. And that's exactly what the BTBs are doing on today's episode as Spencer takes us all through another episode of The Brady Bunch! You see the harvest moon...
The boys cause a ruckus first, causing the girls to retaliate but an unfortunate Alice becomes the target of all six of these little monsters, when in reality all she wanted to do was bang one out at the drive-in theater! Spencer, Van, and Brian will gladly put up two weeks allowance to bet that you'll love this episode, but are you brave enough to take the plunge?]]>4330alice,analysis,boob,bootu,boys,brady,brian,bunch,comedy,ghosts,hendricks,inc,lee,podcast,review,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/the-brady-bunch
So count up your essay score, purchase a human to wait on you hand and foot, get out your pom-poms, and get ready to look really hard at wood paneling and hideous clothing, courtesy of 1970s America!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53301987Thu, 23 Mar 2023 01:10:37 +0000Van LeeHere's the story of three lovely fellas, who were podcasting in a studio all on their own... That's right it's the Boob Tube Boys Bunch this week as Spencer takes us all on a journey back to the 70s where one big terrible family gets into all sorts of...
So count up your essay score, purchase a human to wait on you hand and foot, get out your pom-poms, and get ready to look really hard at wood paneling and hideous clothing, courtesy of 1970s America!]]>5364boob,bootu,boys,brady,brian,bunch,comedy,hendricks,inc,jan,lee,marcia,podcast,pom,sitcom,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/mighty-morphin-power-rangers
We did it again! Well the Power Rangers also do it again as Van introduces us to the newest Big Bad as Rita Repulsa is dethroned by a man who has never been asked if his epidermis is showing, the one true Emperor Lord Zedd. Zedd’s got a few tricks up his sleeves including a brand new, more powerful villain of the week who may or may not be a California piranha with feet. If you think we’re lying there’s only one way to find out… listen to the episode!

And don’t forget to keep an eye on our Patreon feed where later in the week the guys get together to talk about the 2017 Power Rangers reboot movie! It’s free for all!

Patreon.com/bootuinc]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53190992Wed, 15 Mar 2023 04:15:57 +0000Van LeeWe’re checking back in with the Power Rangers one full season after our previous episode, which somehow means we’re coming in a full 60 episodes later! In that time the show has matured into a gripping legal drama where the dialogue is snappy and the...
We did it again! Well the Power Rangers also do it again as Van introduces us to the newest Big Bad as Rita Repulsa is dethroned by a man who has never been asked if his epidermis is showing, the one true Emperor Lord Zedd. Zedd’s got a few tricks up his sleeves including a brand new, more powerful villain of the week who may or may not be a California piranha with feet. If you think we’re lying there’s only one way to find out… listen to the episode!

And don’t forget to keep an eye on our Patreon feed where later in the week the guys get together to talk about the 2017 Power Rangers reboot movie! It’s free for all!

Patreon.com/bootuinc]]>4677boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,inc,lee,lord,mighty,morphin,podcast,power,rangers,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,zedd,zordoncleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/mighty-morphin-power-rangers
There are giant dog men, robots, dinosaurs, guns, bright flashy colors, and everything else you could want if you forgot to take your Ritalin for the day. Van was the sole host to watch the show when he was a child, so he naturally takes the reigns and guides Spencer and Brian through the loud, colorful waters of the once great franchise

And today they go back to where it all began and cover the pilot episode of the show which features not only the debut of the nefarious Rita Repulsa, but also a whole hell of a lot of guitar shredding. Oh and also Bulk and Skull. I guess all of this just means that you should probably skip this episode... NOT!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53117238Wed, 08 Mar 2023 02:00:02 +0000Van LeeAh Power Rangers, the show that dares to ask the question: "What if Japan... but in America?" There are giant dog men, robots, dinosaurs, guns, bright flashy colors, and everything else you could want if you forgot to take your Ritalin for the day....
There are giant dog men, robots, dinosaurs, guns, bright flashy colors, and everything else you could want if you forgot to take your Ritalin for the day. Van was the sole host to watch the show when he was a child, so he naturally takes the reigns and guides Spencer and Brian through the loud, colorful waters of the once great franchise

And today they go back to where it all began and cover the pilot episode of the show which features not only the debut of the nefarious Rita Repulsa, but also a whole hell of a lot of guitar shredding. Oh and also Bulk and Skull. I guess all of this just means that you should probably skip this episode... NOT!]]>4932boob,bootu,boys,brian,day,dumpster,hendricks,inc,lee,mighty,morphin,of,podcast,power,rangers,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,zardozcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-94-mary-tyler-moore-chuckles-bites-the-dust--52883893The Mary Tyler Moore Show in contemplating the spectrum of human emotion as they cover one of the most famous sitcom episodes of all-time. Join Van, Brian, and Spencer in applauding Betty White's devilish humor, Mary Tyler Moore's facial expressions, and the tenacity of Mr. Fee Fi Fo]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52883893Wed, 01 Mar 2023 02:16:08 +0000Van LeeChuckles might be dead, but laughter is not. The Tube Crew mirror the cast of The Mary Tyler Moore Show in contemplating the spectrum of human emotion as they cover one of the most famous sitcom episodes of all-time. Join Van, Brian, and Spencer in...The Mary Tyler Moore Show in contemplating the spectrum of human emotion as they cover one of the most famous sitcom episodes of all-time. Join Van, Brian, and Spencer in applauding Betty White's devilish humor, Mary Tyler Moore's facial expressions, and the tenacity of Mr. Fee Fi Fo]]>3676bites,boob,bootu,boys,brian,chuckles,clown,dust,hendricks,inc,lee,mary,moore,podcast,spencer,the,tube,tyler,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-93-mary-tyler-moore-the-good-time-news--52822432The Waltons to The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Brian loved the show as a kid nerd; will he, Van, and Spencer enjoy it as adult nerds? Will Mary get the pay raise she deserves? Does anyone have a strong opinion on Ted's wardrobe? Hit that 'play' button and find out!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52822432Thu, 23 Feb 2023 06:18:04 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys just can't get enough of the '70s, so it's time to flip the dial over from The Waltons to The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Brian loved the show as a kid nerd; will he, Van, and Spencer enjoy it as adult nerds? Will Mary get the pay raise...The Waltons to The Mary Tyler Moore Show. Brian loved the show as a kid nerd; will he, Van, and Spencer enjoy it as adult nerds? Will Mary get the pay raise she deserves? Does anyone have a strong opinion on Ted's wardrobe? Hit that 'play' button and find out!]]>4708boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,good,hendricks,inc,lee,mary,moore,news,podcast,show,spencer,time,tube,tyler,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-92-the-waltons-grandma-comes-home--52749118
If that's not enough to lure you in there's also a pig named Jay Bez, which everyone agrees gives the best performance of the show. But there's more- a car ride, a romance, uncomfortably watching Grandma desperately try to explain herself without the ability of speech, and of course some sort of sidecar motorcycle drivin by the town's general store owner Ike. It's great!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52749118Thu, 16 Feb 2023 02:30:01 +0000Van LeeIf last episode didn't leave you on the edge of your seat, desperate for some slow-paced, boring action then you're simply too cool for the Waltons, bro. But either way you should totally tune in for more of the slow-paced, boring action you've come...
If that's not enough to lure you in there's also a pig named Jay Bez, which everyone agrees gives the best performance of the show. But there's more- a car ride, a romance, uncomfortably watching Grandma desperately try to explain herself without the ability of speech, and of course some sort of sidecar motorcycle drivin by the town's general store owner Ike. It's great!]]>6637boob,boy,boys,brian,cforce,chuck,comedy,grandma,hendricks,john,lee,norris,podcast,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughan,waltons,watercleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-91-the-waltons-the-ghost-story--52667509
Wrong

The Waltons is one of the most boring shows the Boob Tube Boys have ever covered. The guys try to spice things up however, so pull up a freshly greased rocking chair, throw a pillow at Grandpa Zebulon, argue about what a runt is and tune in for this slice of heartwarming and dull television history]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52667509Wed, 08 Feb 2023 06:11:30 +0000Van LeeWe learned long ago that America would be a better place if it were more like The Waltons than The Simpsons, but would it? Spencer is determined to find out so he guides us all through an episode of the 1970s television show that is assuredly at least...
Wrong

The Waltons is one of the most boring shows the Boob Tube Boys have ever covered. The guys try to spice things up however, so pull up a freshly greased rocking chair, throw a pillow at Grandpa Zebulon, argue about what a runt is and tune in for this slice of heartwarming and dull television history]]>6736boob,boy,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,john,lee,podcast,review,spencer,television,the,tube,van,vaughan,waltonscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-90-baywatch-eel-nino--52481032
Even though the vicious Santa Ana Winds are a-blowin' you need to put on your best beach attire, grab your metal detector, hop in your very yellow vehicle, and come on down for some good old fashioned Hasselhoff acting]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52481032Thu, 19 Jan 2023 06:18:24 +0000Van LeeIf you thought a serial killer loose on the beach was a terrifying thing to behold, then just wait until this episode of Baywatch featuring the serial killer of the sea- the electric eel! OK sure, electric eels are actually freshwater fish, and sure,...
Even though the vicious Santa Ana Winds are a-blowin' you need to put on your best beach attire, grab your metal detector, hop in your very yellow vehicle, and come on down for some good old fashioned Hasselhoff acting]]>5774baywatch,beach,boob,boys,brian,carmen,comedy,eel,electra,electric,hasselhoff,hendricks,jogging,lee,podcast,sexy,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-89-baywatch-the-tower--52409546
Van grabs Brian and Spencer's hands and runs them through the serial killer infested waters of Baywatch Beach where a particularly nasty villain has found himself. Will Mitch be able to stop the killer before he finds his next victim?! Well not really, but don't worry it was just your standard goober who was killed, not one of the hot ones. So put on your strongest sunblock, grab an enormous towel and meet us at the ocean]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52409546Wed, 11 Jan 2023 08:34:17 +0000Van LeeImagine it's the 90s. You're sitting at home with your Super Nintendo and a Dunkaroo while Bill Clinton saxophones his way to the role of President, everyone everywhere has money apparently and there's nary a cell phone in sight. You flip on the...
Van grabs Brian and Spencer's hands and runs them through the serial killer infested waters of Baywatch Beach where a particularly nasty villain has found himself. Will Mitch be able to stop the killer before he finds his next victim?! Well not really, but don't worry it was just your standard goober who was killed, not one of the hot ones. So put on your strongest sunblock, grab an enormous towel and meet us at the ocean]]>5212anderson,baywatch,beach,boob,boys,brian,david,hasselhoff,hendricks,killer,lee,pamela,podcast,sexy,spencer,the,tower,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-88-bones-the-santa-in-the-slush--52349272https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52349272Wed, 04 Jan 2023 07:55:14 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys' holiday shenanigans come to an end with a bang, as your favorite squint squad covers an especially eventful Christmas episode of Bones. This one has it all: a Santa gets whacked, more Santas get questioned, and a prosecuting...5733bones,boob,booth,boys,brian,christmas,comedy,hendricks,in,lee,podcast,santa,slush,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-87-saved-by-the-bell-home-for-christmas--52304139https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52304139Thu, 29 Dec 2022 07:45:06 +0000Van LeeO, hark! The Christmas spirit has struck the handful of students at Bayside High deemed worth putting on camera, and the Boob Tube Boys are here to talk about it by covering a special Saved by the Bell two-parter! Brian helms an intense roundtable...5362bell,boob,bootu,boys,brian,by,christmas,comedy,hendricks,homeless,inc,lee,podcast,saved,slater,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-86-king-of-queens-santa-claustrophobia--52243809
The fat jokes aren't as common this time around

And there we go! Now we can say all the mean things we want as we look back at the Christmas themed-ish episode from season 6 episode where Doug is awful while Carrie is also awful and Frank chooses to be awful as well. See Carrie lost her job and decided to work for IPS for the holidays, and since Doug and Carrie loathe one another they can't make it more than a few days working in the same place. Hilarious!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52243809Wed, 21 Dec 2022 08:10:19 +0000Van LeeIn the spirit of the holidays we at the Boob Tube Boys have chosen to say something nice about King of Queens rather than the mean things we would like to say, so here goes: The fat jokes aren't as common this time around And there we go! Now we can...
The fat jokes aren't as common this time around

And there we go! Now we can say all the mean things we want as we look back at the Christmas themed-ish episode from season 6 episode where Doug is awful while Carrie is also awful and Frank chooses to be awful as well. See Carrie lost her job and decided to work for IPS for the holidays, and since Doug and Carrie loathe one another they can't make it more than a few days working in the same place. Hilarious!]]>4845boob,boys,brian,carrie,christmas,comedy,doug,heffernan,hendricks,king,lee,of,oswalt,patton,podcast,queens,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-85-alf-oh-tannerbaum--52181637
Pour yourself a glass of eggnog (and one for Mr. Ochmonek), fill up your chainsaw with gasoline, and get ready to head to the Angeles forest to take what belongs to you...]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52181637Wed, 14 Dec 2022 04:39:51 +0000Van LeeThe next stop on the Boob Toob Boys Christmas Bonanza is ALF! The guys covered the furry little monster way back on episodes 3 and 4 and have returned to the Tanner household for a whole new batch of wisecracks. Everyone's favorite massive-handed...
Pour yourself a glass of eggnog (and one for Mr. Ochmonek), fill up your chainsaw with gasoline, and get ready to head to the Angeles forest to take what belongs to you...]]>3576alf,alien,boob,bootu,boys,brian,christmas,form,gordon,hendricks,inc,lee,life,podcast,shumway,spencer,tanner,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-84-walker-texas-ranger-a-matter-of-faith--52117500
Of course that's not all going on here because the gang also has to deal with a local church robbery and 3rd degree bonking. What was stolen from the church? Why the hottest toy of the year... Bean Pals! If you want to hear Chuck Norris say "Bean Pals" a bunch (and you do) then check out today's episode. Also found here: Texarkana Santa]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52117500Wed, 07 Dec 2022 06:08:23 +0000Van LeeAh Walker, Texas Ranger, our old friend. When we need a dose of wacky-ass absurdity you can always be counted on and today's episode is no different. As the BTBs continue their run of covering holiday themed episodes of previously covered shows, Van...
Of course that's not all going on here because the gang also has to deal with a local church robbery and 3rd degree bonking. What was stolen from the church? Why the hottest toy of the year... Bean Pals! If you want to hear Chuck Norris say "Bean Pals" a bunch (and you do) then check out today's episode. Also found here: Texarkana Santa]]>4807boob,bootu,boys,brian,christmas,chuck,faith,hendricks,inc,lee,matter,norris,podcast,ranger,spencer,texas,tube,van,vaughan,walkercleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-83-21-jump-street-christmas-in-saigon--52053218
Van takes this selection from Spencer's shows where the guys take a look back to the delightfully fun and lighthearted atrocities committed during the Vietnam War. We learn all about a refugee changing his name because he feared the fallout of being Vietnamese after the war, a man who still hasn't gotten over what he experienced in 'Nam, and even get to hear a brick of meat named Penhall say things with a terrible accent!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52053218Wed, 30 Nov 2022 08:49:15 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs kick off a new holiday themed run starting with an old friend... 21 Jump Street! For the month of December (and a bit of January) the guys are selection shows that have previously been covered on the podcast, but there are two kickers... they...
Van takes this selection from Spencer's shows where the guys take a look back to the delightfully fun and lighthearted atrocities committed during the Vietnam War. We learn all about a refugee changing his name because he feared the fallout of being Vietnamese after the war, a man who still hasn't gotten over what he experienced in 'Nam, and even get to hear a brick of meat named Penhall say things with a terrible accent!]]>437321,boob,boys,brian,christmas,comedy,hendricks,in,jump,lee,penhall,podcast,saigon,spencer,street,tube,van,vaughan,vietnam,waryesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/simpsons-week-barthood--52015765
The guys analyze this one as a standalone episode and as a modern piece of a once glorious television program of years past. Does it stand up to the test of time? Does Moleman make an appearance? Can we tie Metal Gear Solid into it? Tune in = find out]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52015765Sat, 26 Nov 2022 07:44:34 +0000Van LeeAh yes, we all remember our very own transition from a Bart into a man, and like many shows before it the Simpsons decided to take a crack at giving their take on the age old story. Spencer decided Van and Brian were being too safe in picking "good"...
The guys analyze this one as a standalone episode and as a modern piece of a once glorious television program of years past. Does it stand up to the test of time? Does Moleman make an appearance? Can we tie Metal Gear Solid into it? Tune in = find out]]>509827,barthood,boob,boys,brian,era,hendricks,homer,later,lee,podcast,season,seven,simpsons,spencer,the,tube,twenty,van,vaughanyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/simpsons-week-a-milhouse-divided--52004374
Luann Van Houten answers this question and more as the BTBs tackle Van's episode of choice! This episode is still considered in the golden years of the show and the guys discuss whether they agree with that or not. There's pictionary, weird 90s references, animated frozen hotdogs, and of course the dissolution of marriage! So check your dignity at the door and don't forget to stick around for Brian's rendition of Kirk's hit song!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52004374Fri, 25 Nov 2022 04:00:02 +0000Van LeeWe're over halfway through Simpsons Week and there's one burning question on our minds... can I borrow a feeling? How about a jar of love? Luann Van Houten answers this question and more as the BTBs tackle Van's episode of choice! This episode is...
Luann Van Houten answers this question and more as the BTBs tackle Van's episode of choice! This episode is still considered in the golden years of the show and the guys discuss whether they agree with that or not. There's pictionary, weird 90s references, animated frozen hotdogs, and of course the dissolution of marriage! So check your dignity at the door and don't forget to stick around for Brian's rendition of Kirk's hit song!]]>2078a,boob,bootu,borrow,boys,brian,can,divided,feeling,feeling?,hendricks,houten,i,inc,lee,milhouse,spencer,tube,van,vaughanyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/simpsons-week-marge-vs-the-monorail--51998947https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51998947Thu, 24 Nov 2022 08:03:05 +0000Van LeeIt's time to visit the golden age of The Simpsons with one of the highest rated episodes of the series! When the town of Springfield suddenly comes into some money they are quickly and easily swindled by a silver-tongued snake oil salesman. Brain...2642boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,inc,lee,leonard,marge,monorail,nimoy,podcast,simpsons,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughan,vsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/simpsons-week-the-introductions--51962504
Check out this intro show and get ready for nonstop Boob Tube Boys action this week as we cover Marge vs the Monorail, A Milhouse Divided, and Barthood!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51962504Mon, 21 Nov 2022 07:19:31 +0000Van LeeIt's now an annual tradition where the BTBs take the week of American Thanksgiving to talk one show that the three guys know and love and this time around we're covering The Simpsons! Matt Groening's now 30+ year old baby is chugging along and...
Check out this intro show and get ready for nonstop Boob Tube Boys action this week as we cover Marge vs the Monorail, A Milhouse Divided, and Barthood!]]>2056bart,bootu,brian,grandpa,hendricks,homer,inc,jasper,lee,lisa,maggie,marge,podcast,simpsons,spencer,thanksgiving,the,van,vaughan,weekyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-82-the-munsters-bronco-bustin-munster--51924058https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51924058Thu, 17 Nov 2022 05:22:10 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tubers have lassoed themselves an episode of The Munsters where a vampire turns into a horse, and they're having a rootin'-tootin' good time! Brian, Spencer, and Van gather 'round the watering hole to talk pet dinosaurs, baseball bats that...36741960,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,humor,inc,lee,munsters,podcast,satire,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughanyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-81-the-munsters-herman-the-great--51834226https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51834226Wed, 09 Nov 2022 06:14:01 +0000Van LeeNo one ever called it "No Monster November," so the Boob Tube Boys are keepin' it creepin' with The Munsters, a black-and-white show about a scary family living in a standard issue American town. Brian, Spencer, and Van take a trip back to the 1960s...33701960s,al,boob,bootu,boys,brian,hendricks,herman,inc,lee,lewis,munster,munsters,original,podcast,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughanyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-btbs-write-creepy-pastas-2022-part-2--51735996https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51735996Mon, 31 Oct 2022 07:21:28 +0000Van LeeMore creepy pastas?! That's right! It's Halloween, so why not? This time around Brian takes a trip back to the deadliest race in the universe, with dire consequences. Van sees what Jasper, Kyle, and our mean narrator kid are up to this Halloween, and...3951boob,bootu,boys,brian,by,comedy,creepy,hendricks,inc,jasper,lee,pasta,pastas,podcast,race,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,writtenyesbonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-80-twilight-zone-nightmare-at-20-000-feet--51733919
Happy Halloween 2022 and don't forget to also check out our bonus creepy pasta episodes where the boys write their own stories and force each other to say them out loud!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51733919Mon, 31 Oct 2022 03:00:01 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys take a quick detour and stop in that scariest of places, the most frightening of landscapes, a weird destination known as... the Twilight Zone. But you probably knew that anyway since we do two of each show. Anyway this time around...
Happy Halloween 2022 and don't forget to also check out our bonus creepy pasta episodes where the boys write their own stories and force each other to say them out loud!]]>410220000,at,boob,boys,brian,feet,gremlin,hendricks,lee,nightmare,podcast,shatner,spencer,the,tube,twilight,van,vaughan,william,zoneyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-btbs-write-creepy-pastas-2022-part-1--51711905
On today's show we've got a frightening tale of corporate greed (and cupcakes), a classic tall tale of grand proportions, and a "sweltering" battle between good and evil

Check out our friends at the Is It Safe? Podcast! Van makes a special appearance this week so give it a shot and you'll instantly add it to your rotation! https://open.spotify.com/episode/7uNMGTMtOaG9zOhEY4W5sP?si=516569766fd04d83]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51711905Fri, 28 Oct 2022 05:38:51 +0000Van LeeIn what is becoming an annual tradition Spencer, Van, and Brian get together not just to read Creepy Pastas to one another... but to write them as well! This is one our favorite events here at Bootu Inc. and today's stories don't disappoint. This year...
On today's show we've got a frightening tale of corporate greed (and cupcakes), a classic tall tale of grand proportions, and a "sweltering" battle between good and evil

Check out our friends at the Is It Safe? Podcast! Van makes a special appearance this week so give it a shot and you'll instantly add it to your rotation! https://open.spotify.com/episode/7uNMGTMtOaG9zOhEY4W5sP?si=516569766fd04d83]]>4570boob,boys,brian,by,corporate,creepy,greed,hendricks,lee,pasta,pastas,podcast,spencer,star,tale,tall,tube,van,vaughan,writtenyesbonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-79-the-twilight-zone-the-monsters-are-due-on-maple-street--51688626
Spencer grabs the reigns and leads Van and Brian through one of the most famous sci-fi shows of all time where the guys answer the age old question: were people in the 50s just as awful as they are today? The answer is yes, they are]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51688626Wed, 26 Oct 2022 03:00:02 +0000Van LeeYou find yourself sitting on your couch. It's a normal October weeknight, but there's a chill in the air. You feel the urge to turn on your favorite podcasting app only to discover... you're in the 5th dimension. Whoops! Well don't worry too much...
Spencer grabs the reigns and leads Van and Brian through one of the most famous sci-fi shows of all time where the guys answer the age old question: were people in the 50s just as awful as they are today? The answer is yes, they are]]>4062boob,boys,brian,comedy,halloween,hendricks,lee,maple,monsters,podcast,rod,serling,spencer,street,the,tube,twilight,van,vaughan,zonecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-78-are-you-afraid-of-the-dark-the-tale-of-the-reanimator--51668482
So gather up your dead plants, find a nice tall glass of COLD water, and do your best not to murder your awful brother Peter with this week’s extra spooky episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51668482Mon, 24 Oct 2022 09:58:48 +0000Van LeeWhat is it about attempting to bring your long buried wife back from the dead that gets young people so upset these days?! Van decides the only way to find out is to drag Spencer and Brian north of the border and into the tundra wasteland of Canada,...
So gather up your dead plants, find a nice tall glass of COLD water, and do your best not to murder your awful brother Peter with this week’s extra spooky episode!]]>4601?,afraid,are,boob,boys,brian,comedy,dark,dark?,hendricks,lee,nickelodeon,of,podcast,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughans,youcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-77-are-you-afraid-of-the-dark-the-tale-of-the-dangerous-soup--51591391https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51591391Tue, 18 Oct 2022 03:00:02 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys kick off their spooky season by touching on the most frightening thing of all... foods you slurp! Van throws the guys back to his childhood in the 90s and they discuss the Nickelodeon kid's horror show Are You Afraid of the Dark?...4383afraid,are,boob,boys,brian,comedy,dangerous,dark,fears,hendricks,lee,of,podcast,soup,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughan,youcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-76-matlock-the-biker--51546588https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51546588Wed, 12 Oct 2022 02:14:10 +0000Van LeeFollowing a brief recess, the Boob Tube Boys are back in the courtroom, ready to lay down the law. Who killed movie star Nicky Tower at the world premiere of his awful movie? It's up to America's cop-attorney gramps Ben Matlock to find out. This case...560990s,andy,biker,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,griffith,hendricks,inc,lee,matlock,podcast,spencer,television,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-75-matlock-the-cult--51496574https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51496574Fri, 07 Oct 2022 08:44:38 +0000Van LeeIt's time for opening arguments as the Boob Tubers cover an important grandpa lawyer show from Brian's childhood, Matlock! Van and Spencer are inducted into Matlock's world by meeting a real thumper of a theme song, the Future Now cult, and legal...5698andy,ben,boob,bootu,boys,brian,cult,future,griffeth,hendricks,inc,lawyer,lee,matlock,now,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-74-the-casketeers-new-chi-land--51330350https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51330350Wed, 21 Sep 2022 06:45:09 +0000Van LeeHave you ever forced a coworker to sit in your car with you while you eat a delicious, stuffed, mincemeat pie? No? Well then you must not be Francis, the star of the Casketeers! He's up to old tricks again as he grapples with his recent Gastric Bypass...4115boob,boys,brian,casketeers,comedy,funeral,hendricks,lee,netflix,podcast,reality,spencer,television,the,tipene,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-73-the-casketeers-tape-gun-troubles--51250605
This episode has everything you could ever want- Jamiroquai, whimsy, meat pies, and of course necromancy. Whoops... no not that last one]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51250605Wed, 14 Sep 2022 03:44:17 +0000Van LeeNew Zealand's hit corpse reality television program didn't initially have episode titles, but Spencer, Brian, and Van remedy that and help out the charming Tipene family by christening S1 E5 "Tape Gun Troubles!" Spencer tackles this episode with...
This episode has everything you could ever want- Jamiroquai, whimsy, meat pies, and of course necromancy. Whoops... no not that last one]]>3664boob,bootu,boys,brian,casketeers,comedy,family,funeral,hendricks,home,inc,lee,maori,mortuary,podcast,spencer,tipene,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-72-andromeda-the-spider-s-strategem--51191935
Van, Brain, and Spencer slog through what might be one of the worst shows they've covered in Boob Tube Boys history. It's so bad that even a blowjob witch, sentient body armor, and Nia Peeples can't save it!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51191935Thu, 08 Sep 2022 23:39:43 +0000Van LeeSince season 1 of Andromeda behind the scenes some big things have happened. Chief among them was the exit of series showrunner Robert Hewitt Wolfe due 'star' Kevin Sorbo demanding the show focus on his character more. We explore this season 4 episode...
Van, Brain, and Spencer slog through what might be one of the worst shows they've covered in Boob Tube Boys history. It's so bad that even a blowjob witch, sentient body armor, and Nia Peeples can't save it!]]>5075andromeda,blowjob,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,inc,kevin,lee,podcast,review,sorbo,spencer,tube,tv,van,vaughan,witchcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-71-andromeda-star-crossed--51101386https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51101386Thu, 01 Sep 2022 05:44:15 +0000Van LeeWe decided to take Babylon 5, strip all the wonder and fun out of it, shove the big, dumb star of Hercules into it and out popped today's show, Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda! Kevin Sorbo places himself in front of the camera while two robots get busy...5279andromeda,boob,boys,brian,comedy,gene,hendricks,humor,kevin,lee,podcast,robot,roddenberry,sex,sorbo,space,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-70-melrose-place-devil-with-the-g-string-on--51013033https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51013033Wed, 24 Aug 2022 06:14:41 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs are back for round two of Melrose Place's unrelenting attempts at flirtation. None of the hosts thought things could get any wilder than last week, but that's before they met a greasy vagabond named Chas. Are Kimberly and Michael still evil?...5943boob,bootu,boys,brian,chas,comedy,heather,hendricks,inc,lee,locklear,melrose,network,place,podcast,spencer,tube,tv,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-69-melrose-place-carpe-diem--50947959https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50947959Thu, 18 Aug 2022 08:45:10 +0000Van LeeFreshen your breath, put on your hottest 'fit, and loosen up with a glass of wine. It's time for the 69th episode of Boob Tube Boys, and there's no better way to celebrate than by covering Melrose Place. Brian guides Van and Spencer through a world of...5015boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,heather,hendricks,inc,lee,locklear,melrose,place,podcast,review,sexy,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-68-coach-belly-of-the-beast--50880681
It's a harrowing half hour where a sad old man reminisces about the good times with his death row dog, and yes, all of that is real]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50880681Thu, 11 Aug 2022 01:14:52 +0000Van LeeDid you ever sit down and think "you know what Coach needs? Euthanasia! Well OK, you might have thought about that happening TO Coach, but this isn't like that. We get a Luther-centric episode of the 1990s heavyweight sitcom in which his beloved pet...
It's a harrowing half hour where a sad old man reminisces about the good times with his death row dog, and yes, all of that is real]]>4121boob,boys,brian,coach,comedy,craig,dog,euthanasia,hendricks,lee,luther,nelson,podcast,quincy,spencer,t,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-67-coach-leonard-kraleman-all-american--50806692https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50806692Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:14:06 +0000Van LeeHut hut! Football! It's Hail Mary time for the BTBs as Coach Spencer runs down the playbook with Defensive Coordinator Brian Vaughan and Towel Boy Van Lee. That playbook? An early season episode of the 90s sitcom Coach starring Craig T. Nelson! Listen...3675boob,boys,brian,coach,comedy,craig,dauber,dyke,hendricks,jerry,lee,luther,nelson,podcast,spencer,t,television,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-66-magnum-p-i-old-acquaintance--50664977
Along the way we meet colorful characters, tight pants, mustaches, and oh yeah, terrorists strap a bomb to the missing dolphin and attempt to blow up a yacht containing the president of a fake nation. Magnum P.I. ladies and gentlemen!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50664977Thu, 21 Jul 2022 06:48:56 +0000Van LeeIt has been four years since the last episode of Magnum P.I. we covered (in-universe I mean... it's been 7 days since WE last covered Magnum) and since you're all dying to know let's reveal that yes, of course the show still wants to make fun of uggo...
Along the way we meet colorful characters, tight pants, mustaches, and oh yeah, terrorists strap a bomb to the missing dolphin and attempt to blow up a yacht containing the president of a fake nation. Magnum P.I. ladies and gentlemen!]]>4920boob,boys,brian,comedy,dolphin,explosion,hendricks,i,lee,magnum,p,pi,podcast,purcell,selleck,spencer,tom,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-65-magnum-p-i-computer-date--50568949https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50568949Thu, 14 Jul 2022 08:41:36 +0000Van LeeAh Hawaii, the last recognized state to join the United States of America (take that Guam!), it's a land that brought us Lu'aus, ukuleles, leis, and Hawaiian shirts. But that's not all... it also brought Tom Selleck showing off his balls in tiny...535680s,boob,boys,brian,comedy,fun,hawaii,hendricks,lee,magnum,pi,podcast,selleck,spencer,tom,tube,tv,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-64-er-freefall--50506733https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50506733Fri, 08 Jul 2022 06:25:47 +0000Van LeeThe Tube Crew finds out quickly that ER changed drastically between its first and 10th seasons. Thanksgiving plans, helicopter attacks, and a reprehensible Bill Burr clone highlight a fun episode. Brian ponders exactly how much fire and wetness one...5950amazing,boob,boys,brian,comedy,death,dr,e,er,helicopter,hendricks,hilarious,lee,podcast,r,romero,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-63-er-love-s-labor-lost--50413452https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50413452Thu, 30 Jun 2022 08:05:38 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys take their first of two trips to NBC's ER, this time covering one of the show's most legendary episodes. Things get dark in this one, but that doesn't mean it's all doom and gloom at the Bootu Inc. studios. Van, Brian, and Spencer...5064boob,bootu,boys,brian,clooney,comedy,er,george,hendricks,inc,labor,lee,lost,loves,love's,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-62-party-of-five-tender-age--50303240
Put on your best Thunder Trooper cosplay outfit and check out this edition of 90s drama-fest featuring Bizarro Jerry!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50303240Thu, 23 Jun 2022 06:24:05 +0000Van LeeHave you ever thought to yourself "you know what I'd like to see? About a dozen insufferable jerks half-ass looking for a child in the mall while fretting about their relationship issues." Well then this episode is precisely what you're looking for!...
Put on your best Thunder Trooper cosplay outfit and check out this edition of 90s drama-fest featuring Bizarro Jerry!]]>4437age,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,five,fox,hendricks,inc,lee,matthew,of,party,podcast,spencer,tender,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-61-party-of-five-all-s-fair--50220337https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50220337Thu, 16 Jun 2022 02:37:01 +0000Van LeeThis week the 'tubers are heading to the 90s to take a look at the hit drama Party of Five where a bunch of hot people act like idiots and do stupid things without considering the repercussions of their actions. Jack from Lost is here and he's looking...4675boob,boys,brian,campbell,five,fox,hendricks,hewitt,jennifer,lee,love,matthew,neve,of,party,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-60-knight-rider-k-i-t-t-vs-k-a-r-r--50131288
This week, the BTBs talk about a Knight Rider episode where two cars fight each other, and it's sick. One of them is a nice, lame car. The other car is rude and cool.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50131288Wed, 08 Jun 2022 22:57:02 +0000Van Lee"When you light a candle, you also cast a shadow." - Ursula K. Le Guin This week, the BTBs talk about a Knight Rider episode where two cars fight each other, and it's sick. One of them is a nice, lame car. The other car is rude and cool.
This week, the BTBs talk about a Knight Rider episode where two cars fight each other, and it's sick. One of them is a nice, lame car. The other car is rude and cool.]]>5205boob,bootu,boys,brian,cars,comedy,fighting,hendricks,inc,karr,kitt,knight,lee,podcast,rider,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-59-obi-wan-kenobi-part-ii--50058168
So cut open your tauntaun, slip inside, and get cozy for Obi-Wan Kenobi episode 2!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50058168Sat, 04 Jun 2022 09:37:03 +0000Van LeeWhen we last left our hero (Old Ben) he had just agreed to save Princess Leia from the nefarious forces of Flea. We pick up on the neon streets of Space Hong Kong where there are seedy monsters, Ewan McGregor's daughter, a drug factory, and possibly...
So cut open your tauntaun, slip inside, and get cozy for Obi-Wan Kenobi episode 2!]]>4906ben,boob,bootu,boys,brian,hendricks,inc,kenobi,lee,obi,obi-wan,old,podcast,spencer,star,tube,van,vaughan,wan,warscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-58-obi-wan-kenobi-part-1--50001883
If you love Star Wars get ready for Brian and Van's new podcast adventure debuting this Wednesday- Podcast: A Star Wars Story available wherever you get your podcasts!

https://open.spotify.com/show/10wVAWp5E6q2sBwcopJipJ?si=16769ad98ef2419d]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50001883Mon, 30 May 2022 19:31:57 +0000Van LeeStar Wars. The Boob Tube Boys. Finally the two epic creations collide in this very special episode where Van, Brian, and Spencer dive headfirst into the sad, sad life of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Van has been counting down the days until the release of the...
If you love Star Wars get ready for Brian and Van's new podcast adventure debuting this Wednesday- Podcast: A Star Wars Story available wherever you get your podcasts!

https://open.spotify.com/show/10wVAWp5E6q2sBwcopJipJ?si=16769ad98ef2419d]]>5341boob,boys,brian,comedy,disney,disney+,hendricks,kenobi,lee,obi,obi-wan,podcast,review,spencer,star,tube,van,vaughan,wan,warscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-57-knight-rider-k-i-t-t-the-cat--49931292https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49931292Wed, 25 May 2022 03:19:38 +0000Van LeeThe Tubers go back in time to cover Knight Rider, a show about what hot people and sentient cars were doing in the mid-1980s. Brian is in the driver's seat this week, steering Van and Spencer to victory lane as the crew discusses synthesizers, shirt...539780s,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,film,hasselhoff,hendricks,inc,knight,lee,podcast,review,rider,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-56-true-justice-dark-vengeance--49838859
This hits too close to home for the crew of the Seattle Police Department, so they ask their large mumbly leader to figure out this murderous situation. Of course first he needs to show off his blues guitar chops, but then he'll get to it. So put on your 1940s journalist outfit, ramble out some dialogue, and fist chop your way through this episode of the Boob Tube Boys!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49838859Wed, 18 May 2022 03:25:12 +0000Van LeeIf you're sitting at home thinking "boy, I sure wish I could listen to more Steven Seagal talk," then you've hit the jackpot with this week's episode! Van continues where we left off last week with this episode of True Justice and he tells Brian and...
This hits too close to home for the crew of the Seattle Police Department, so they ask their large mumbly leader to figure out this murderous situation. Of course first he needs to show off his blues guitar chops, but then he'll get to it. So put on your 1940s journalist outfit, ramble out some dialogue, and fist chop your way through this episode of the Boob Tube Boys!]]>4580boob,boys,brian,comedy,cops,hendricks,justice,lee,podcast,seagal,spencer,steven,true,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-55-true-justice-black-magic--49767731
Listen in to hear Van guide Spencer and Brian onto the seedy streets of Seattle where Detective Elijah Kane (Seagal) and his band of misfit cops try to solve a series of ritualistic murders. Included are ancient Chinese secrets, a strip club where the dancers don't strip, two of the worst mustaches you've ever seen, and of course plenty of Seagal punches (provided you get within his three foot radius)]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49767731Thu, 12 May 2022 05:40:11 +0000Van LeeBeing lifelong friends the Boob Tube Boys have many things in common. They all love pizza, they all lived at this one house on Pinehurst in Springfield, Missouri at one point, and they of course all love the works of one Steven Seagal! Seagal...
Listen in to hear Van guide Spencer and Brian onto the seedy streets of Seattle where Detective Elijah Kane (Seagal) and his band of misfit cops try to solve a series of ritualistic murders. Included are ancient Chinese secrets, a strip club where the dancers don't strip, two of the worst mustaches you've ever seen, and of course plenty of Seagal punches (provided you get within his three foot radius)]]>5054boob,boys,brian,comedy,cops,fighting,funny,hendricks,humor,justice,lee,podcast,seagal,spencer,steven,true,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-54-father-knows-best-the-weaker-sex--49672036
But don't worry. There to dish out sage advice as usual is the titular father, Jim. Jim explains ladies are dumber than fellas, despite also having Bud as a child. There's absolutely nothing else happening this episode, that's it. Enjoy!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49672036Thu, 05 May 2022 06:03:55 +0000Van LeeYou know Seinfeld called itself the "show about nothing" but that statement is wholly incorrect when you take into account the wonder that is Father Knows Best. This week's episode of FKB is aptly titled "The Weaker Sex," and we say aptly because the...
But don't worry. There to dish out sage advice as usual is the titular father, Jim. Jim explains ladies are dumber than fellas, despite also having Bud as a child. There's absolutely nothing else happening this episode, that's it. Enjoy!]]>3810best,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,father,hendricks,inc,knows,lee,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-53-father-knows-best-spaghetti-for-margaret--49561963https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49561963Wed, 27 Apr 2022 03:30:02 +0000Van Lee70s years after Father Knows Best aired the BTBs are finally out to settle the question: does father know best? Spencer dives deep into FKB lore and imparts his wisdom on Van and Brian as the trio discovers the true value of a free spaghetti feed....5049best,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,father,hendricks,knows,lee,podcast,review,show,shows,spencer,television,tube,tv,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-52-bibleman-crushing-the-conspiracy-of-the-cheater--49487909https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49487909Wed, 20 Apr 2022 04:39:22 +0000Van LeeLook: maybe Bibleman is actually awesome. This week brings a very different episode featuring a new caped quoter of scripture and less concern for trimming the rough edges of an obviously low budget production. Van, Brian, and Spencer get tangled up...3801bible,bibleman,boob,boys,brian,cheater,comedy,hendricks,lee,man,podcast,spencer,television,tube,tv,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-51-bibleman-conquering-the-wrath-of-rage--49404840https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49404840Wed, 13 Apr 2022 03:30:03 +0000Van LeePut on your Sunday best and listen to what those lovely Boob Tube Boys have to say about the children's direct-to-video superhero show Bibleman! Brian guides Van and Spencer through the world of middle school bullies forged by magic dust, villain lair...4182bible,bibleman,boob,boys,brian,comedy,funny,hendricks,hilarious,lee,man,podcast,review,spencer,television,tube,tv,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-50-babylon-5-into-the-fire--49333883https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49333883Wed, 06 Apr 2022 03:30:02 +0000Van LeeSure the Vorlons are cool as hell, but so are the Shadows! That means it's up to Van, Brian, and Spencer to determine which made up space monster is the right choice to be our caretaker. To figure it out, the guys watch Babylon 5 S4 E6: "Into the...50395,babylon,boob,boys,brian,comedy,fire,hendricks,into,lee,podcast,sci-fi,shadow,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughan,vorloncleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-49-babylon-5-tko--49220955
Van, Brian, and Spencer strap on their spacesuits and rocket their way onto the Babylon 5 space station where they encounter space rabbis, weird ghoulish men creeping in the shadows, the weirdest hairline you've ever seen, and of course Gyor- the greatest fighter to ever grace the Mutai!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49220955Wed, 30 Mar 2022 03:30:02 +0000Van LeeImagine the coolest thing you can think of. Is it alien karate fights and weird space jargon? THEN IT ISN'T AS COOL AS THIS EPISODE! Van, Brian, and Spencer strap on their spacesuits and rocket their way onto the Babylon 5 space station where they...
Van, Brian, and Spencer strap on their spacesuits and rocket their way onto the Babylon 5 space station where they encounter space rabbis, weird ghoulish men creeping in the shadows, the weirdest hairline you've ever seen, and of course Gyor- the greatest fighter to ever grace the Mutai!]]>65075,90s,babylon,boob,boys,brian,comedy,gyor,hendricks,lee,mutai,podcast,sci-fi,sho-rin,spencer,tko,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/squid-gamehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/49195219Fri, 25 Mar 2022 07:25:23 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs return to the scary, violent world of pitting people against one another in deadly competitions only to actually instead take a look at the scary, violent world of... well... everyday life! Spencer, Brian, and Van check out Squid Game episode...5916boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,funny,game,hell,hendricks,inc,lee,podcast,review,spencer,squid,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/squid-gamehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/49030513Fri, 11 Mar 2022 16:28:34 +0000Van LeeHave you ever wanted to hear the Boob Tube Boys butcher a bunch of Korean names for over an hour? No? Well tough because that's exactly what you're getting! The first episode of the hit Netflix series is up first and Spencer, Brian, and Van take a...5366boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,game,hendricks,inc,lee,netflix,podcast,spencer,squid,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/holmes-and-yoyohttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/48839451Wed, 23 Feb 2022 06:39:02 +0000Van LeeWe all know Yoyo can solve a crime, but can he bang?! Brian posits this question and more to Van and Spencer as the Boob Tubers return once more to the '70s cop-and-bot show Holmes and Yoyo. There's a burglar up to no good at the local motel, and the...39211970s,and,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,holmes,inc,lee,podcast,rick,spencer,thomas,tube,van,vaughan,yoyocleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/holmes-and-yoyohttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/48764229Thu, 17 Feb 2022 04:30:02 +0000Van LeeThe BTBs switch things up this week with Holmes and Yoyo, a show that probably never existed. Brian guides Van and Spencer to an unnamed filthy, 1970s city with only diners in it, but it turns out there's trouble afoot! A toad and a square robot need...4579and,boob,boys,brian,buddy,comedy,compare,cop,hendricks,holmes,lee,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,yoyocleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/bones
That's it. That's the joke.

Brian, Spencer, and Van are dragged yet again through Bones territory as the trio take one last deep long right into the meaty face of David Boreanaz. On this one, Booth infiltrates an underground poker game despite being a gambling addict and the rest of the Jeffersonian team try to tell him that's stupid. What fun!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48696017Fri, 11 Feb 2022 23:43:06 +0000Van LeeNo Bones about it! That's it. That's the joke. Brian, Spencer, and Van are dragged yet again through Bones territory as the trio take one last deep long right into the meaty face of David Boreanaz. On this one, Booth infiltrates an underground poker...
That's it. That's the joke.

Brian, Spencer, and Van are dragged yet again through Bones territory as the trio take one last deep long right into the meaty face of David Boreanaz. On this one, Booth infiltrates an underground poker game despite being a gambling addict and the rest of the Jeffersonian team try to tell him that's stupid. What fun!]]>5222bones,boob,boreanaz,boys,brian,comedy,deschanel,hendricks,lee,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/boneshttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/48534041Tue, 01 Feb 2022 06:44:00 +0000Van LeeStrap on your best set of bones, get a tall glass of bone juice (milk), and prepare for the wild ride that is Fox's Bones! Van makes Spencer and Brian wade through the Jeffersonian Institute, where noted bone expert Temperance "Bones" Brennan works to...5624bones,boob,boreanaz,boys,brian,david,deschanel,emily,gravedigger,hendricks,lee,podcast,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/goosebumpshttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/48463103Thu, 27 Jan 2022 06:57:18 +0000Van LeeNot a day goes by that a chicken witch doesn't try to get me to direct her to moss street by the old quarry and they always want to repay you with wishes. For some reason Goosebumps, based on the popular kid's books of the same name thought this was...3669be,boob,boys,brian,careful,comedy,goosebumps,hendricks,l,lee,podcast,r,rl,spencer,stine,tube,van,vaughan,what,youcleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/goosebumpshttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/48356427Wed, 19 Jan 2022 04:30:02 +0000Van LeeDo you like knowing when it is? Is your little sister a master of manipulation and quite possibly the most evil creature to have ever been born? Are you a Canadian theater actor just looking for your big break? If you've answered 'yes' to any of these...41811990s,boob,boys,brian,clock,comedy,cuckoo,doom,goosebumps,hendricks,lee,of,podcast,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/free-patreon-bonus-the-btbs-write-creepy-pastas--48122510
Of course this is just a small taste of what our Patrons receive so if you like what you hear, head over to patreon.com/bootuinc and subscribe for even more bonus content!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48122510Fri, 31 Dec 2021 17:46:41 +0000Van LeeWe need a bit more time to finish up with the 43rd Annual Boobies Awards episode, so you finally get to hear this gem! This is an episode we recorded several months ago prior to Van's near death experience, and with Goosebumps coming up soon there's...
Of course this is just a small taste of what our Patrons receive so if you like what you hear, head over to patreon.com/bootuinc and subscribe for even more bonus content!]]>4314bonus,boob,boys,creepy,garfield,pasta,tube,wattocleanbonushttp://bootuinc.com/legends-of-the-hidden-templehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/48017754Wed, 22 Dec 2021 04:00:02 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tubers are still enjoying their time with Nickelodeon's '90s game show for kids, the immortal Legends of the Hidden Temple. This time around, they're discussing season three episode 14, "The Mystical Spellbook of the Imperial Wizard." Look,...3211boob,boys,brian,comedy,fogg,funny,hendricks,hidden,kirk,lee,legends,of,olmec,podcast,spencer,temple,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/legends-of-the-hidden-temple
This week they're talkin' season two episode 12, "The Stone Head of the Evil King," which really should have just been called "Clash of the Titans, abbreviated." Will the Blue Barracudas overcome a faulty buzzer? Which team name is the coolest? Do you wish you had a beefier Super Soaker than your friends? No matter your answers to any of these questions, you'll have a Red Jaguar of a time tuning in]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47847786Wed, 15 Dec 2021 04:30:01 +0000Van LeeAfter being cursed by a vengeful shadow spirit, the Boys of Boob Tube enter an ancient Mayan Temple governed by an omniscient stone head. To put it more clearly, Brian, Van and Spencer are discussing the golden era Nickelodeon game show Legends of the...
This week they're talkin' season two episode 12, "The Stone Head of the Evil King," which really should have just been called "Clash of the Titans, abbreviated." Will the Blue Barracudas overcome a faulty buzzer? Which team name is the coolest? Do you wish you had a beefier Super Soaker than your friends? No matter your answers to any of these questions, you'll have a Red Jaguar of a time tuning in]]>3308boob,boys,brian,comedy,fogg,hendricks,hidden,kirk,lee,legends,nickelodeon,of,olmec,podcast,spencer,temple,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/90-day-fiancehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/47833051Wed, 08 Dec 2021 08:23:33 +0000Van LeeIf you thought last week's trip back into reality television was bad, you are in for quite the surprise. Van once again brings Brian and Spencer into the 90 Day Fiancé fold as they move ahead a few years and check back in with Karine and Paul, now in...670390,andrei,angela,boob,boys,brian,comedy,day,fiancé:,hendricks,lee,libby,paul,podcast,shitfest,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,vomitcleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/90-day-fiance
Tune in and learn just how badly the boys hated this dumpster fire of a show!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47730364Wed, 01 Dec 2021 04:20:25 +0000Van LeeIf you're the kind of person that sits around and thinks "gee I wish I could watch a handful of awful, awful people pretend to be in love with a complete stranger" then have we got the show for you! Van mercilessly forces Brian and Spencer to check...
Tune in and learn just how badly the boys hated this dumpster fire of a show!]]>368990,before,boob,boys,brian,day,days,fiance,hendricks,lee,podcast,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/seinfeld
Elaine finds a group of friends that are the exact opposite of Jerry, George, and Kramer, ultimately deciding she wants to spend time with them. George uses a photo of Jerry's girlfriend to gain access to "the forbidden city," and Kramer gets a day job at an investment firm! The BTBs also introduce the show they'll be covering next week, and it is a doozy]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47657474Fri, 26 Nov 2021 05:30:02 +0000Van LeeSeinfeld week here at the Bootu Inc. studios wraps up with another season 8 episode "The Bizarro Jerry" and our hosts Car Liu, James Jolie, and Stencil Hendricks are here to discuss it in full! (Get it? Those are the Bizarro Boob Tube Boys!) Elaine...
Elaine finds a group of friends that are the exact opposite of Jerry, George, and Kramer, ultimately deciding she wants to spend time with them. George uses a photo of Jerry's girlfriend to gain access to "the forbidden city," and Kramer gets a day job at an investment firm! The BTBs also introduce the show they'll be covering next week, and it is a doozy]]>2987bizarro,boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,inc,jerry,lee,podcast,seinfeld,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/seinfeldhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/47612835Wed, 24 Nov 2021 05:30:16 +0000Van LeeSeinfeld week continues for the Boob Tube Boys as Spencer takes the reigns for today's show bringing Van and Brian along for the greasy, delicious ride of their lives. Jerry finds himself feeling sorry for his old friend Seth whose life he just...1900boob,boys,brian,chicken,comedy,elaine,george,hendricks,jerry,kenny,kramer,lee,podcast,roaster,rogers,seinfeld,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/seinfeld
This episode culminates in one of the best monologues ever performed on television, and along the way we also find out tons of information about everyone's favorite large fish (err... mammal) the whale!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47593866Mon, 22 Nov 2021 06:05:16 +0000Van LeeSeinfeld week begins with a blast as the boys cover what just might be the greatest episode of sitcom television in history with "The Marine Biologist." Brian is conductor on this one-way train to gigglesville with Van and Spencer as his ill-fated...
This episode culminates in one of the best monologues ever performed on television, and along the way we also find out tons of information about everyone's favorite large fish (err... mammal) the whale!]]>2133biologist,boob,boys,brian,comedy,elaine,george,hendricks,jerry,kramer,lee,marine,podcast,seinfeld,spencer,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/seinfeld
This kind of astute observation could only be possible by covering the 90s megapower sitcom Seinfeld and that's just what The Boobs are doing this week! Van, Brian, and Spencer get together to talk Seinfeld as a whole today, so they talk the roots of the show, when and how it succeeded, the actors, and much more including playing a round of Seinfeld trivia!

This week marks a full assault on your ears as the boys cover three episodes of the hit show, so stay tuned to listen to Brian talk "The Marine Biologist," Spencer cover "The Chicken Roaster," and Van blurt out facts about "The Bizarro Jerry"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47590908Mon, 22 Nov 2021 05:30:09 +0000Van LeeWhat's the deal with the Boob Tube Boys?! They aren't boys, they aren't made of tubes, but they sure are boobs! Shouldn't it be just The Boobs?! This kind of astute observation could only be possible by covering the 90s megapower sitcom Seinfeld and...
This kind of astute observation could only be possible by covering the 90s megapower sitcom Seinfeld and that's just what The Boobs are doing this week! Van, Brian, and Spencer get together to talk Seinfeld as a whole today, so they talk the roots of the show, when and how it succeeded, the actors, and much more including playing a round of Seinfeld trivia!

This week marks a full assault on your ears as the boys cover three episodes of the hit show, so stay tuned to listen to Brian talk "The Marine Biologist," Spencer cover "The Chicken Roaster," and Van blurt out facts about "The Bizarro Jerry"]]>281690s,boob,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,lee,podcast,seinfeld,sitcom,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/silk-stalkingshttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/47551447Fri, 19 Nov 2021 07:14:27 +0000Van Leet's time to put on your tightest pair of leather pants, fluff your hair as big as it will go, and set into motion the most convoluted murder plan your adorable heart can come up with as the Boob Tube Boys once again cover Silk Stalkings! Spencer hosts...5055boob,boys,brian,chris,comedy,estes,kapture,lee,mitzi,podcast,silk,stalkings,thomerson,tim,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/silk-stalkingshttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/47402723Wed, 10 Nov 2021 05:27:17 +0000Van LeeIt's often said that the 1990s were the sexiest of all the sexy decades, and the Boob Tube Boys are out to prove it with the sexiest sexy show to ever exist in the sexy-verse. Spencer leads Brian and Van through a minefield of nightgowns and low, soft...5116boob,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,lee,podcast,silk,spencer,stalkings,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/dr-quinn-medicine-womanhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/47155133Tue, 26 Oct 2021 02:38:07 +0000Van LeeVan, Brian, and Spencer once again fly back in time to the 19th century for some more Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman for this week's Boob Tube Boys installment. This time around, a capricious sprite named Martin wanders into Colorado Springs from the deep...4271birdman,boob,boys,brian,comedy,dr,hendricks,lee,medicine,podcast,quinn,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,womancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/Dr-Quinn-Medicine-Womanhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/47038234Wed, 20 Oct 2021 02:30:18 +0000Van LeeThere may have not been any Bube Tube Boys back in 1867, but that doesn't mean there aren't Boob Tube Boys around now. This week, Van has tasked Brian with covering the Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman episode, "The Incident." It turns out the incident is...4189boob,boys,brian,comedy,dr,hendricks,incident,jane,lee,medicine,podcast,quinn,seymour,spencer,sully,the,tube,van,vaughan,womancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/mission-impossiblehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/46968538Thu, 14 Oct 2021 05:08:18 +0000Van LeeVan, Brian, and Spencer may not be secret agents, but they sure are capable of sitting down for a while and talking about them! And that's exactly what you get today as the BTBs discuss another episode of Mission: Impossible. We've got cast changes,...3716boob,boys,brian,comedy,graves,hendricks,impossible,lee,mission,peter,podcast,review,show,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/mission-impossiblehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/46862171Thu, 07 Oct 2021 09:17:02 +0000Van LeeGreetings listeners. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to listen to the newest Boob Tube Boys episode about the 1970s hit television show Mission: Impossible! Van takes Brian and Spencer on a journey to Vaguelandia out East as the...4811boob,boys,brian,comedy,funny,graves,hendricks,humor,impossible,lee,mission,peter,podcast,review,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/frasierhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/46735939Wed, 29 Sep 2021 05:31:47 +0000Van LeeDo you even ski, bro? That's the question the cast of Frasier can't stop asking each other in S5 E14: "The Ski Lodge." Understandably, that gets them all hot and bothered for each other, and not in the way any of them hopes for. The Boob Tube Boys...4324boob,boys,brian,comedy,crane,daphne,frasier,hendricks,humor,lee,lodge,niles,podcast,ski,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/frasier
Enough of that plebian nonsense! We're too prim and proper to make jokes like that because Spencer, Brian, and Van have been elevated to high society as they witness the Kelsey Grammar-led Cheers spinoff Frasier. The three sip cognac and debate the finer things about Tony Shalhoub and Frasier's wardrobe (apparently Brian has a lot to say) and they do it with the dignity and respect you've come to love from the fellas]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46647154Thu, 23 Sep 2021 07:28:46 +0000Van LeeOh ye gods! You've spilled all your tossed salad onto my scrambled eggs! But now the Boob Tube Boys don't know what to do because they are calling... again. Enough of that plebian nonsense! We're too prim and proper to make jokes like that because...
Enough of that plebian nonsense! We're too prim and proper to make jokes like that because Spencer, Brian, and Van have been elevated to high society as they witness the Kelsey Grammar-led Cheers spinoff Frasier. The three sip cognac and debate the finer things about Tony Shalhoub and Frasier's wardrobe (apparently Brian has a lot to say) and they do it with the dignity and respect you've come to love from the fellas]]>3084boob,boys,brian,comedy,crane,frasier,grammar,hendricks,kelsey,lee,niles,podcast,spencer,television,tube,tv,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/duck-dynasty
Editor's Note: We took out the Zed Zed Top theme song for rights purposes, but we might still talk about it this episode. Just pretend you heard Sharp Dressed Man instead of this hokey banjo music I found that really symbolizes the entirety of Duck Dynasty]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46559401Fri, 17 Sep 2021 05:04:50 +0000Van LeeWading through the swamps of Louisiana once again the BTBs are tackling another horrible episode of Duck Dynasty. Van leads Brian and Spencer through the 'gator littered waters as they learn all about believing you're the best choice to pick out a...
Editor's Note: We took out the Zed Zed Top theme song for rights purposes, but we might still talk about it this episode. Just pretend you heard Sharp Dressed Man instead of this hokey banjo music I found that really symbolizes the entirety of Duck Dynasty]]>3325boob,boys,brian,comedy,duck,dynasty,funny,hendricks,lee,old,phil,podcast,robertson,shows,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughan,williecleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/duck-dynasty
Editor's Note: We took out the Zed Zed Top theme song for rights purposes, but still talk like it's there. Just pretend you heard Sharp Dressed Man instead of this hokey banjo music I found that really symbolizes the entirety of Duck Dynasty]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46395948Thu, 09 Sep 2021 03:00:07 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys head deep into swamp territory as they cover the cultural phenomenon known as Duck Dynasty. Van begrudgingly takes the helm and leads Brian and Spencer through the fetid bog of family Robertson, and the boys learn all about putting...
Editor's Note: We took out the Zed Zed Top theme song for rights purposes, but still talk like it's there. Just pretend you heard Sharp Dressed Man instead of this hokey banjo music I found that really symbolizes the entirety of Duck Dynasty]]>4228boob,boys,brian,comedy,duck,dynasty,hendricks,lee,podcast,review,spencer,television,tube,tv,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/queer-eyehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/46393499Mon, 06 Sep 2021 05:41:44 +0000Van LeeNow that Thomas is permanently cured of his MMORPG blues, Queer Eye's fab five turn their attention to a skating Stoner. No, it isn't nearly as rad as it sounds, but the Boob Tubers were still quite into it. Listen to hear all about suits lined with...4255boob,boys,brian,by,comedy,eye,hendricks,jonathan,lee,ness,podcast,queer,skates,spencer,stoner,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/queer-eyehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/46229667Wed, 25 Aug 2021 08:10:19 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys return to cover Queer Eye, the first show in a special round of shows the hosts picked for one another. Is Spencer secretly trying to tell Brian that he needs fashion and grooming advice by selecting Queer Eye, or is it mere...4267boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,eye,funny,hendricks,inc,lee,podcast,queer,slay,sloth,spencer,to,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/saved-by-the-bellhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/46153962Thu, 19 Aug 2021 08:22:59 +0000Van LeeDid you hear that obnoxious ringing? Don't be tardy for another week of Saved by the Bell, but not so fast! Spencer, Brian, and Van are jumping 30 years into the future as they take a look at the new (and depending on whom you ask, improved) series,...4271bell,boob,boys,brian,by,comedy,hendricks,lee,nbc,peacock,podcast,reboot,saved,spencer,television,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/saved-by-the-bellhttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/46049184Wed, 11 Aug 2021 07:03:45 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys are not believers in the sentiment that high school comprises the best four years of your life. You wouldn't know it, as they have once again chosen a show with a high school setting. Spencer brings Van and Brian along for a look...4456bayside,bell,boob,boys,brian,by,comedy,funny,hendricks,high,lee,podcast,saved,slater,spencer,television,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/renegadehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/45959969Wed, 04 Aug 2021 04:49:05 +0000Van LeeThe open highway beckons once again to the Boob Tube Boys as Van saddles up his hoss alongside his small muscular goon Brian and his surly biker bud Ripsaw (Spencer) and the three tackle another episode of Renegade. Lorenzo Lamas calmly meanders his...4843boob,boys,brian,comedy,hard,hendricks,lamas,lee,lorenzo,newton,podcast,renegade,rider,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughan,waynecleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/renegadehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/45851991Wed, 28 Jul 2021 04:30:03 +0000Van LeePut on your tightest leather pants, take off your shirt (then put on just your vest), climb atop your chopper and join us in the badlands as we traverse the 1990s syndicated show Renegade! Van guides Brian and Spencer on their new outlaw lifestyles...4456boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,inc,lamas,lee,lorenzo,motorcycle,podcast,renegade,spencer,tube,van,vaughan,vroomcleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/hey-dude
The Boob Tube Boys were worried that their second trip to Hey Dude's family-friendly Bar None ranch might be as uneventful as their first. It wasn't. This week, Mr. Ernst and the gang are forced to play a baseball game against several extras from The Hills Have Eyes in order to regain their water rights. Brian, Van, and Spencer step up to the plate to discuss this wild ride, a ride that seems more like a fever dream as time passes. Press play and prepare to decide if you're Team Flash or Team Bulp!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45840936Mon, 26 Jul 2021 05:08:55 +0000Van LeeNote from the future: This was one of our early episodes before we had good equipment and I had enough experience editing shows, so the audio is not perfect. If you can tough it out, great, you'll find some really funny stuff here. But if it's too bad...
The Boob Tube Boys were worried that their second trip to Hey Dude's family-friendly Bar None ranch might be as uneventful as their first. It wasn't. This week, Mr. Ernst and the gang are forced to play a baseball game against several extras from The Hills Have Eyes in order to regain their water rights. Brian, Van, and Spencer step up to the plate to discuss this wild ride, a ride that seems more like a fever dream as time passes. Press play and prepare to decide if you're Team Flash or Team Bulp!]]>4443boob,boys,brian,comedy,dude,ernst,hendricks,hey,lee,mr,nickelodeon,podcast,review,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/hey-dudehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/45793194Thu, 22 Jul 2021 03:30:15 +0000Van LeeThere is no slime to be found in the decades-old Nickelodeon show Hey Dude. No, it is only secrets that rain down upon the staff of the Bar None ranch in the season two episode "Loose Lips." This week on Boob Tube Boys, Brian takes Van and Spencer out...3247boob,boys,brian,christine,dude,hendricks,hey,lee,nickelodeon,podcast,spencer,taylor,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/steven-universehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/45766678Tue, 20 Jul 2021 07:04:07 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys return one last time to the Steven Universe, uh, universe, with two more brief episodes. Things are about to take a darker turn, as Beach City may be in jeopardy due to the presence of certain evil Gems from other worlds. Listen...4306boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,inc,lee,podcast,spencer,steven,tube,universe,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/steven-universehttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/45716944Fri, 16 Jul 2021 03:32:29 +0000Van LeeSummer is here, and what better place for the Boob Tube Boys to vacation than Beach City? Spencer takes the hosting reins and serves as the tour guide for Brian and Van in this fictional (and aptly named) location within the world of Steven Universe,...3766boob,boys,brian,comedy,greg,hendricks,lee,podcast,spencer,steven,television,tube,tv,universe,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/househttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/45647415Sat, 10 Jul 2021 09:55:50 +0000Van LeeYou know how you go to the hospital because you have the sniffles and you have to wait to see a doctor and it's soooooooo inconvenient? Well just bring your gun with you! That's what happens on today's episode as Van drags Brian and Spencer kicking...4642boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,house,hugh,inc,laurie,lee,m.d.,podcast,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/househttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/45610158Wed, 07 Jul 2021 09:32:25 +0000Van LeeIt's medical mystery time for the Boob Tube Boys as Van takes Brian and Spencer on a trip to Princeton–Plainsboro Teaching Hospital to learn a thing or two about diagnosing maladies and being overly mean to nice people. This of course means that the...4195boob,boys,brian,comedy,dr,gregory,hendricks,house,lee,peacock,spencer,stories,television,three,tube,tv,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/king-of-queenshttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/45539737Fri, 02 Jul 2021 06:28:10 +0000Van LeeThere is simply no way Van and Spencer were getting away with watching a mere one episode of The King of Queens. Brian brings the titular Boob Tube Boys back to New York for a late-period episode that pushes the boundaries of something that can best...4432boob,bootu,boys,brian,hendricks,inc,james,kevin,king,leah,lee,of,oswalt,patton,queens,remini,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/king-of-queenshttps://api.spreaker.com/episode/45506542Wed, 30 Jun 2021 07:43:05 +0000Van LeeThe Boob Tube Boys are nothing if not working class stiffs, common men navigating the earth's terrain just like you and yours. And Kevin James. Join Van, Brian, and Spencer as they crack open an Old John's Lager and begin discussing The King of...4082boob,boys,brian,hendricks,james,kevin,king,leah,lee,of,oswalt,patton,queens,remini,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/21-jump-street
21 Jump Street is available on Tubi! If you want to watch the show before listening, you can find the episode here:

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/479144/s04-e16-2245?start=true]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45407106Wed, 23 Jun 2021 05:15:42 +0000Van LeeSo the last episode was a little much. But when it comes to the decision of backing down or doubling down, you know which route the Boob Tube Boys are taking. Join Spencer, Van, and Brian as they discuss a young convict on death row in 21 Jump...
21 Jump Street is available on Tubi! If you want to watch the show before listening, you can find the episode here:

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/479144/s04-e16-2245?start=true]]>421821,boob,boys,brian,comedy,depp,execution,hendricks,johnny,jump,lee,perez,podcast,rosie,show,spencer,street,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/21-jump-street
It's a well-known fact that the Boob Tube Boys can make you laugh, but what happens if they make you cry? You'll never know, at least not unless you subject yourself to the life-altering journey that comes with watching the late-80s hit show 21 Jump Street, starting with Season 2 Episode 8 "Honor Bound." Spencer brings Van and Brian along in... something of a police drama where the cops pretend to be teenagers and the actual teenagers would be so damaged by the subject matter that they would never survive the emotional aftermath. Learn all about Johnny Depp's Kentucky roots, his Kentucky accent, and his Kentucky chewing gum. There may or may not be references to up-and-coming military cadet superstars committing hate crimes.

Check out 21 Jump Street for free on Tubi TV!
https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/479096/s02-e08-honor-bound?start=true

And if you want to listen along with us, check out season 4 episode 16 "2245!" But be warned, there's a lot more heavy stuff there dealing with inmate execution, lost love, and terrible, terrible sadness...
https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/479144/s04-e16-2245?start=true]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45330417Wed, 16 Jun 2021 20:06:17 +0000Van LeeTRIGGER WARNING! Lots of rough stuff with today's episode including slurs, violence, and loads of bigotry towards gay people. We do our best to lighten the load, but be warned this episode is pretty heavy. It's a well-known fact that the Boob Tube...
It's a well-known fact that the Boob Tube Boys can make you laugh, but what happens if they make you cry? You'll never know, at least not unless you subject yourself to the life-altering journey that comes with watching the late-80s hit show 21 Jump Street, starting with Season 2 Episode 8 "Honor Bound." Spencer brings Van and Brian along in... something of a police drama where the cops pretend to be teenagers and the actual teenagers would be so damaged by the subject matter that they would never survive the emotional aftermath. Learn all about Johnny Depp's Kentucky roots, his Kentucky accent, and his Kentucky chewing gum. There may or may not be references to up-and-coming military cadet superstars committing hate crimes.

Check out 21 Jump Street for free on Tubi TV!
https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/479096/s02-e08-honor-bound?start=true

And if you want to listen along with us, check out season 4 episode 16 "2245!" But be warned, there's a lot more heavy stuff there dealing with inmate execution, lost love, and terrible, terrible sadness...
https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/479144/s04-e16-2245?start=true]]>474121,80s,boob,bound,boys,brian,depp,hendricks,honor,johnny,jump,lee,penhall,spencer,street,television,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/hercules-and-xena
Listen in to find out why Xena is far superior to Hercules as the boys discuss season 3 episode 8: The King of Assassins! If you'd like to watch along you can find all episodes of Xena (and Hercules) streaming for free on Tubi!

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/585417/s03-e08-the-king-of-assassins?start=true

And if you like what we do and think all our hard work is worthy of some $$$, find us on Patreon for bonus shows and extra content! patreon.com/bootuinc]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45242653Thu, 10 Jun 2021 05:59:54 +0000Van LeeDo you have the urge to do a flying kick clear across the room while shrieking at the top of your lungs? Maybe you've instead spent a lot of time oiling up your chakrams. Or perhaps your a bumbling doofus with a stupid hat and an exceptionally...
Listen in to find out why Xena is far superior to Hercules as the boys discuss season 3 episode 8: The King of Assassins! If you'd like to watch along you can find all episodes of Xena (and Hercules) streaming for free on Tubi!

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/585417/s03-e08-the-king-of-assassins?start=true

And if you like what we do and think all our hard work is worthy of some $$$, find us on Patreon for bonus shows and extra content! patreon.com/bootuinc]]>4142autolycus,boob,boys,brian,comedy,funny,gabrielle,hendricks,hercules,joxer,lee,princess,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughan,warrior,xenacleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/hercules-and-xena
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys is available for free on Tubi TV! Watch Season 2 Episode 23 "Centaur Mentor Journey" here: https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/585349/s02-e23-centaur-mentor-journey?start=true

And get ready for our episode later in the week on Xena: Warrior Princess by watching Season 3 Episode 8 "The King of Assassins" for free on Tubi here: https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/585417/s03-e08-the-king-of-assassins?start=true]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45160017Mon, 07 Jun 2021 04:30:13 +0000Van LeeIt's time to turn in your sneakers for a set of squirrel bladder air sandals as well as call your half horse, half man mentor because the Boob Tube Boys are heading to Ancient... uh... Greece as Van, Spencer, and Brian take a hard look at Hercules:...
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys is available for free on Tubi TV! Watch Season 2 Episode 23 "Centaur Mentor Journey" here: https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/585349/s02-e23-centaur-mentor-journey?start=true

And get ready for our episode later in the week on Xena: Warrior Princess by watching Season 3 Episode 8 "The King of Assassins" for free on Tubi here: https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/585417/s03-e08-the-king-of-assassins?start=true]]>4229boob,boys,brian,centaur,comedy,hendricks,hercules,journeys,kevin,lee,legendary,podcast,salmoneus,sorbo,spencer,television,the,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/walker-texas-ranger
The work ain't done for the workin' men who make Boob Tube Boys. Van, Brian, and Spencer are back in Texas once more, eager to see how Walker intends to solve a rowdy high school's drug problem in season seven's "The Principal." Come for an unleashed James Remar, stay for a series of school assemblies that will make your head spin. We promise you won't be disappointed]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45143986Thu, 03 Jun 2021 01:51:22 +0000Van LeeEditor's note: Thanks for tuning in! If it's your first time, please understand that when this was a new podcast the guys didn't have the experience they do now, so the audio quality may be a bit less than perfect. If you don't like how it sounds...
The work ain't done for the workin' men who make Boob Tube Boys. Van, Brian, and Spencer are back in Texas once more, eager to see how Walker intends to solve a rowdy high school's drug problem in season seven's "The Principal." Come for an unleashed James Remar, stay for a series of school assemblies that will make your head spin. We promise you won't be disappointed]]>4773boob,boys,brian,chuck,hendricks,lee,norris,podcast,power,ranger,spencer,team,television,texas,tube,tv,van,vaughan,walkercleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/walker-texas-ranger
The Boob Tube Boys have pulled the trigger on discussing Walker, Texas Ranger, leading off with a spooky season four tale called "Evil in the Night." Will Van's native blood help him understand the episode's bone rituals? Could Spencer successfully shoot through a noose? Will Brian remember the difference between White Eagle and Giant Eagle? There are more questions than answers as Walker tries to battle a ghost who carries a jug full of blood around for special occasions.

Watch Walker, Texas Ranger on Pluto TV! And to get ahead of the game check out Season 7 Episode 14: "The Principal" which we'll be discussing in our next episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45116404Tue, 01 Jun 2021 02:24:11 +0000Van LeeEditor's note: Thanks for tuning in! If it's your first time, please understand that when this was a new podcast the guys didn't have the experience they do now, so the audio quality may be a bit less than perfect. If you don't like how it sounds...
The Boob Tube Boys have pulled the trigger on discussing Walker, Texas Ranger, leading off with a spooky season four tale called "Evil in the Night." Will Van's native blood help him understand the episode's bone rituals? Could Spencer successfully shoot through a noose? Will Brian remember the difference between White Eagle and Giant Eagle? There are more questions than answers as Walker tries to battle a ghost who carries a jug full of blood around for special occasions.

Watch Walker, Texas Ranger on Pluto TV! And to get ahead of the game check out Season 7 Episode 14: "The Principal" which we'll be discussing in our next episode!]]>3887boob,boys,brian,chuck,comedy,hendricks,lee,norris,podcast,ranger,spencer,television,texas,tube,van,vaughan,walkercleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-6-columbo-any-old-port-in-a-storm--45044989
Join Spencer, Brian, and Van as they wade into the grisly details of yet another crime in the Columbo universe in Season 3 Episode 2 "Any Old Port in a Storm." Be prepared for a little less murder and a lot more wine. You'll learn all about what a great villain Donald Pleasence was both in this role and others, how important it is to have steady hands in the wine-making industry, and how the Marino Brothers are no-good peddlers of 69-cent-a-gallon liquid filth!

Watch "Any Old Port in Storm" for free on Tubi and on Peacock!

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/586499/s03-e02-any-old-port-in-a-storm?start=true
https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/home/asset/tv/columbo/6941257837221375112/seasons/3/episodes/any-old-port-in-a-storm-episode-2/f09d338e-c89f-3930-8433-48d19cfeb208]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45044989Wed, 26 May 2021 08:28:07 +0000Van LeeEditor's note (from the future!): The audio quality from this episode is terrible. There's no other way around it. I am choosing to leave the show up however because who knows, someone might be able to stand it. But I promise you it gets better so if...
Join Spencer, Brian, and Van as they wade into the grisly details of yet another crime in the Columbo universe in Season 3 Episode 2 "Any Old Port in a Storm." Be prepared for a little less murder and a lot more wine. You'll learn all about what a great villain Donald Pleasence was both in this role and others, how important it is to have steady hands in the wine-making industry, and how the Marino Brothers are no-good peddlers of 69-cent-a-gallon liquid filth!

Watch "Any Old Port in Storm" for free on Tubi and on Peacock!

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/586499/s03-e02-any-old-port-in-a-storm?start=true
https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/home/asset/tv/columbo/6941257837221375112/seasons/3/episodes/any-old-port-in-a-storm-episode-2/f09d338e-c89f-3930-8433-48d19cfeb208]]>4261boob,boys,brian,columbo,comedy,donald,falk,funny,hendricks,lee,peter,pleasence,podcast,review,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ep-5-columbo-a-stitch-in-crime--45017102
The time has come to pivot away from the world of hairy aliens and hairy teenagers to 1970s Los Angeles, which seems as natural of a transition as any. With Spencer hosting and Van and Brian along for the ride, your favorite TV show "experts" will be taking a deep dive into the world of murder while discussing the iconic television series Columbo. Slip out of that leather jacket (you can't pull off that look anyway) and change into your ugliest, wrinkliest raincoat, and maybe chomp on a cheap green cigar or two as your beloved podcasters try and solve the case alongside the legendary LAPD homicide detective. The journey begins with an in-depth analysis of a very brilliant surgeon, played by guest star Leonard Nimoy, who is somehow even better with a tire iron than he is with a scalpel.

If you'd like to watch along with us (and you should, Columbo is awesome) you can find all of the episodes available on both Peacock and Tubi!

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/home/asset/tv/columbo/6941257837221375112/seasons/2/episodes/a-stitch-in-crime-episode-6/eacc2b84-8034-3f5c-bbeb-81b24da6ada5
https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/586469/s02-e06-a-stitch-in-crime?start=true

And if you want to prepare for our Columbo episode later in the week, check out the infamous "Any Old Port in a Storm" from season 3!

peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000027935_01/f09d338e-c89f-3930-8433-48d19cfeb208
https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/586469/s02-e06-a-stitch-in-crime?start=true]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45017102Tue, 25 May 2021 03:10:12 +0000Van LeeEditor's note (from the future!): The audio quality from this episode is terrible. There's no other way around it. I am choosing to leave the show up however because who knows, someone might be able to stand it. But I promise you it gets better so if...
The time has come to pivot away from the world of hairy aliens and hairy teenagers to 1970s Los Angeles, which seems as natural of a transition as any. With Spencer hosting and Van and Brian along for the ride, your favorite TV show "experts" will be taking a deep dive into the world of murder while discussing the iconic television series Columbo. Slip out of that leather jacket (you can't pull off that look anyway) and change into your ugliest, wrinkliest raincoat, and maybe chomp on a cheap green cigar or two as your beloved podcasters try and solve the case alongside the legendary LAPD homicide detective. The journey begins with an in-depth analysis of a very brilliant surgeon, played by guest star Leonard Nimoy, who is somehow even better with a tire iron than he is with a scalpel.

If you'd like to watch along with us (and you should, Columbo is awesome) you can find all of the episodes available on both Peacock and Tubi!

https://www.peacocktv.com/watch/home/asset/tv/columbo/6941257837221375112/seasons/2/episodes/a-stitch-in-crime-episode-6/eacc2b84-8034-3f5c-bbeb-81b24da6ada5
https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/586469/s02-e06-a-stitch-in-crime?start=true

And if you want to prepare for our Columbo episode later in the week, check out the infamous "Any Old Port in a Storm" from season 3!

peacocktv.com/watch/playback/vod/GMO_00000000027935_01/f09d338e-c89f-3930-8433-48d19cfeb208
https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/586469/s02-e06-a-stitch-in-crime?start=true]]>3104a,boob,boys,brian,columbo,falk,hendricks,in,lee,leonard,nimoy,peter,podcast,spencer,stitch,time,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/alf
Most of us go through life wanting to strangle whatever wisecracking puppet is nearest to us, but Max Wright who played Willie Tanner on ALF actually accomplished this goal at one point losing his temper and assaulting our brown hero! On today's show Spencer, Brian, and Van head back to the Tanner household to review Season 4 Episode 4 of ALF called "We're in the Money." The boys discuss ALF's amazing ability to learn new skills as well as talk about the ending to ALF, the made for TV movie "Project ALF," and all the juiciest behind the scenes stuff! Oh, and the Germans. Always the Germans

If you want to follow along with us check out this episode of ALF available for free on Tubi and commercial free to Amazon Prime subscribers!

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/304556/s04-e04-we-re-in-the-money?start=true
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B07C12XTW5/ref=atv_dp_season_select_s4]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44904360Wed, 19 May 2021 05:50:37 +0000Van LeeEditor's note (from the future!): The audio quality from this episode is terrible. There's no other way around it. I am choosing to leave the show up however because who knows, someone might be able to stand it. But I promise you it gets better so if...
Most of us go through life wanting to strangle whatever wisecracking puppet is nearest to us, but Max Wright who played Willie Tanner on ALF actually accomplished this goal at one point losing his temper and assaulting our brown hero! On today's show Spencer, Brian, and Van head back to the Tanner household to review Season 4 Episode 4 of ALF called "We're in the Money." The boys discuss ALF's amazing ability to learn new skills as well as talk about the ending to ALF, the made for TV movie "Project ALF," and all the juiciest behind the scenes stuff! Oh, and the Germans. Always the Germans

If you want to follow along with us check out this episode of ALF available for free on Tubi and commercial free to Amazon Prime subscribers!

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/304556/s04-e04-we-re-in-the-money?start=true
https://smile.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B07C12XTW5/ref=atv_dp_season_select_s4]]>4253alf,alien,boob,boys,brian,form,gordon,hendricks,lee,life,rewatch,shumway,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/alf
Gather your best horn'o'plenty, blow dry your fashionable but ratty brown hair, and call up your best gal Rhonda because ladies and gentlemen... it's finally ALF time! Van, Brian, and Spencer enter the ALF-verse with distinct memories of the Melmacian wisecracker but does the show live up to the legend surrounding it? The boys get to the bottom of it all and host Van gives you cast info, behind the scenes secrets, plenty of hot horse racing tips, and he sets the record straight on ALF's real name!

Watch along with us! ALF Season 1: Episode 23 "The Gambler" is available for free on Tubi with commercials and is available commercial free for Amazon Prime users

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/302740/s01-e23-the-gambler?start=true
https://www.amazon.com/ALF-Season-1/dp/B001JDUAT8

And prepare for our midweek episode by watching ALF Season 4: Episode 4 "We're in the Money"

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/304556/s04-e04-we-re-in-the-money?start=true
https://www.amazon.com/ALF-Season-1/dp/B001JDUAT8]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44887810Tue, 18 May 2021 07:49:37 +0000Van LeeEditor's note (from the future!): The audio quality from this episode is terrible. There's no other way around it. I am choosing to leave the show up however because who knows, someone might be able to stand it. But I promise you it gets better so if...
Gather your best horn'o'plenty, blow dry your fashionable but ratty brown hair, and call up your best gal Rhonda because ladies and gentlemen... it's finally ALF time! Van, Brian, and Spencer enter the ALF-verse with distinct memories of the Melmacian wisecracker but does the show live up to the legend surrounding it? The boys get to the bottom of it all and host Van gives you cast info, behind the scenes secrets, plenty of hot horse racing tips, and he sets the record straight on ALF's real name!

Watch along with us! ALF Season 1: Episode 23 "The Gambler" is available for free on Tubi with commercials and is available commercial free for Amazon Prime users

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/302740/s01-e23-the-gambler?start=true
https://www.amazon.com/ALF-Season-1/dp/B001JDUAT8

And prepare for our midweek episode by watching ALF Season 4: Episode 4 "We're in the Money"

https://tubitv.com/tv-shows/304556/s04-e04-we-re-in-the-money?start=true
https://www.amazon.com/ALF-Season-1/dp/B001JDUAT8]]>3812alf,alien,boob,boys,brian,comedy,form,gordon,hendricks,lee,life,review,shumway,spencer,tube,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/california-dreams
The fellas revisit California Dreams once again, only this time around, things get a whole lot cooler. Cooler than cool, maybe even totally radical! Jake and Tommy are squaring off to see who's the baddest boy at Pacific Coast High in "Rebel Without a Nerve," and the Boob Tubers might just have some opinions on the matter. Brian is infatuated by Tommy's in-your-face style, while Spencer ponders Jake's gradual wisdom. Elsewhere, Van passionately defends Earl Boen's filmography]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44767198Wed, 12 May 2021 09:15:40 +0000Van LeeEditor's note (from the future!): The audio quality from this episode is terrible. There's no other way around it. I am choosing to leave the show up however because who knows, someone might be able to stand it. But I promise you it gets better so if...
The fellas revisit California Dreams once again, only this time around, things get a whole lot cooler. Cooler than cool, maybe even totally radical! Jake and Tommy are squaring off to see who's the baddest boy at Pacific Coast High in "Rebel Without a Nerve," and the Boob Tubers might just have some opinions on the matter. Brian is infatuated by Tommy's in-your-face style, while Spencer ponders Jake's gradual wisdom. Elsewhere, Van passionately defends Earl Boen's filmography]]>4322boob,boys,brian,california,comedy,dreams,funny,hendricks,lee,podcast,spencer,television,tube,tv,van,vaughancleanfullhttp://bootuinc.com/california-dreams
Welcome to the inaugural episode of Boob Tube Boys! Brian forces our heroes to begin their journey by watching the California Dreams episode "Year of the Woo." It's an episode mostly about Chinese New Year plans getting spoiled and bolts falling off the bottom of a sweet van. Van defends Tiffany's burping, while Spencer isn't sure what should be done about Gus. Is anyone sure what should be done about Gus?

Watch this episode of California Dreams on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMnwF6qR_ks&t=84s&ab_channel=SweetValleyHigh1994

And get prepared for Wednesday's installment by watching Season 3 Episode 13: Rebel Without a Nerve: youtube.com/watch?v=kfz8NEOJZVc&t=30s&ab_channel=SweetValleyHigh1994]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44675456Mon, 10 May 2021 05:05:00 +0000Van LeeEditor's note (from the future!): The audio quality from this episode is terrible. There's no other way around it. I am choosing to leave the show up however because who knows, someone might be able to stand it. But I promise you it gets better so if...
Welcome to the inaugural episode of Boob Tube Boys! Brian forces our heroes to begin their journey by watching the California Dreams episode "Year of the Woo." It's an episode mostly about Chinese New Year plans getting spoiled and bolts falling off the bottom of a sweet van. Van defends Tiffany's burping, while Spencer isn't sure what should be done about Gus. Is anyone sure what should be done about Gus?

Watch this episode of California Dreams on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMnwF6qR_ks&t=84s&ab_channel=SweetValleyHigh1994

And get prepared for Wednesday's installment by watching Season 3 Episode 13: Rebel Without a Nerve: youtube.com/watch?v=kfz8NEOJZVc&t=30s&ab_channel=SweetValleyHigh1994]]>3801bell,boob,boys,brian,by,california,comedy,dreams,joke,lee,podcast,review,saved,spencer,television,the,tube,tv,van,vaughancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/introducing-the-boob-tube-boys--44601884
Tune in to this sneak peak to hear it straight from the mouths of the hosts! That sounded gross. But you get the idea. See everyone May10th for the debut episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44601884Mon, 03 May 2021 04:46:12 +0000Van LeeLaunching May 10th the Boob Tube Boys is a new podcast where friends Van Lee, Brian Vaughan, and Spencer Hendricks take a deep look at sometimes long forgotten and sometimes beloved television shows from ages past. They offer not only behind the...
Tune in to this sneak peak to hear it straight from the mouths of the hosts! That sounded gross. But you get the idea. See everyone May10th for the debut episode!]]>118boob,bootu,boys,brian,comedy,hendricks,inc,introduction,lee,podcast,spencer,television,tube,van,vaughancleantrailer