https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cold-brew-got-me-like--4820062enComedyCopyright Chris Croftonhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/fd813acc28970ea54905ac0a9fb8b830.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cold-brew-got-me-like--4820062Tue, 14 Jul 2026 05:24:48 +0000Chris CroftonChris Croftoncoldbrewgotmelike@gmail.comChris Crofton and his brother Greg have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New episode every Monday!trueepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cold-brew-conversations-x-rich-wexler--72960667
Vintage Annals Archive website: http://www.vintageannalsarchive.com/

Vintage Annals Archive IG: https://www.instagram.com/vintageannalsarchiveandpodcast?igsh=MTh5bnF4ZGxob25mbg==

"Heavy Metal Parking Lot" teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRCVm-1r2k

"Beaver Trilogy IV" trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrPDJTw4srk

"Lost Soul - The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau" trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyG2nC0HK7c&t=2s]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72960667Tue, 14 Jul 2026 05:24:45 +0000Chris CroftonA conversation with cultural historian/archivist/podcaster Rich Wexler!! Rich is the creator of the Vintage Annals Archive website, IG page and podcast. We talk about our slightly-alienated, all-analog childhoods - and how we were saved by a...
Vintage Annals Archive website: http://www.vintageannalsarchive.com/

Vintage Annals Archive IG: https://www.instagram.com/vintageannalsarchiveandpodcast?igsh=MTh5bnF4ZGxob25mbg==

"Heavy Metal Parking Lot" teaser: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRCVm-1r2k

"Beaver Trilogy IV" trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrPDJTw4srk

"Lost Soul - The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau" trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyG2nC0HK7c&t=2s]]>7102amysedaris,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,heavymetalparkinglot,neilhamburger,paulreubens,richwexler,traciiguns,vintageannalsarchivetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-228-free-solo-v-drinking-6-beers-in-15-minutes--72846554
Robert Earl Keen - "4th of July": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf_VxBiXzIo&list=RDtf_VxBiXzIo&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72846554Tue, 07 Jul 2026 00:57:19 +0000Chris CroftonJuly 4, 2026. Art, truth and commerce. ALSO: Clara Bow's wikipedia. PLUS: The latest Advice King column and a song of the week by Robert Earl Keen. Robert Earl Keen - "4th of July":...
Robert Earl Keen - "4th of July": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf_VxBiXzIo&list=RDtf_VxBiXzIo&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>4418budweiser,cbgml,chriscrofton,marlboro,robertearlkeentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-227-a-band-called-head-hands-feet--72544727
Bob Dylan - "The Lonesome Death of Hattie Caroll": https://youtu.be/Ko35GDXP6W4?si=ntLAdNcX3coOnxre

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72544727Tue, 16 Jun 2026 05:14:11 +0000Chris CroftonCorrupt IPOs! ALSO: Chris is still sad! And he's mad at Mary Louise Kelly. PLUS: A band called "Head, Hands & Feet," and a song of the week from Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan - "The Lonesome Death of Hattie Caroll":...
Bob Dylan - "The Lonesome Death of Hattie Caroll": https://youtu.be/Ko35GDXP6W4?si=ntLAdNcX3coOnxre

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>7077bobdylan,cbgml,chriscrofton,corruption,gregcrofton,ipo,marylouisekellytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-226-i-have-some-bad-news-and-i-have-some-bad-news--72470804
"Wonderous Love" - Jason Molina: https://youtu.be/xoVfncmCTAA?si=Gm2yLCyloCnzT-Lx

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72470804Thu, 11 Jun 2026 04:27:07 +0000Chris CroftonThis epsode speaks for itself. Love will prevail. A snippet of a coffee-themed Cream song during the break, and a very beautiful song of the week by Jason Molina.  "Wonderous Love" - Jason Molina: https://youtu.be/xoVfncmCTAA?si=Gm2yLCyloCnzT-Lx...
"Wonderous Love" - Jason Molina: https://youtu.be/xoVfncmCTAA?si=Gm2yLCyloCnzT-Lx

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>5281cbgml,chriscrofton,cream,gregcrofton,jasonmolinatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-225-robot-tongues-licking-laundry-detergent--72406954
Don McLean - "Castles in the Air": https://youtu.be/TI9NjQK_xm8?si=VGQd8R_p2EX7Ot2E

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72406954Sun, 07 Jun 2026 21:35:41 +0000Chris CroftonThe Loading Dock Report: Bamazoom Edition. ALSO: "These assholes will travel." -Greg PLUS: Drone policing comes to Nashville. A song of the week from Don McLean!!! Don McLean - "Castles in the Air": https://youtu.be/TI9NjQK_xm8?si=VGQd8R_p2EX7Ot2E...
Don McLean - "Castles in the Air": https://youtu.be/TI9NjQK_xm8?si=VGQd8R_p2EX7Ot2E

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

]]>6673bamazoom,cbgml,chriscrofton,donmclean,drones,freddieo'connell,gregcroftontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-224-cold-brew-neanderthals--72050506
Dire Straits - "Skateaway": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcwl-Q7pAtY

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72050506Mon, 18 May 2026 05:32:02 +0000Chris CroftonThe loading dock report - featuring the world's cheapest wall. ALSO: The real reason we are deporting people, and Chris reads the new Advice King. PLUS: Cold Brew Neanderthals, and a song of the week from Dire Straits!!! Dire Straits - "Skateaway":...
Dire Straits - "Skateaway": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcwl-Q7pAtY

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>7483adviceking,cats,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,direstraits,gregcrofton,nashvilletruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-223-fans-of-the-financial-industry-should-skip-this-episode--71985064

Justin and the Cosmics - "Workin'": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDDSyk3PcBs&list=RDiDDSyk3PcBs&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71985064Wed, 13 May 2026 03:42:49 +0000Chris CroftonScott Galloway is rich, so Chris isn't interested in his "insights." ALSO: Greta Van Fleet crosses the cold brew line. PLUS: The YouTube beverage review guy who never heard of mangoes, the TN civil rights disgrace and a song of the week from Justin...

Justin and the Cosmics - "Workin'": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDDSyk3PcBs&list=RDiDDSyk3PcBs&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>7088cbgml,chicago,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,justinandthecosmics,karaswisher,kristentoomey,scottgallowaytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-222-let-them-eat-waymos--71867915
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71867915Tue, 05 May 2026 01:09:45 +0000Chris CroftonGood morning! Waymos are making mass surveillance fun! ALSO: Dissecting the finaces of brick and mortar sex shops. PLUS: Harry Styles accidentally dates Timothee Chalamet, and a song of the week from Chris Crofton and the Alcohol Stuntband! Cold Brew...
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>6086advice,cbgml,chriscrofton,countryliving,gregcrofton,nashvillescene,truth,waymotruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-221-aldous-harding-making-weird-noises-at-the-business-meeting--71424801
Aldous Harding - "Venus in the Zinnia": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1DiJEEpulE&list=RDg1DiJEEpulE&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Guy mocking AI: https://youtube.com/@huskirl?si=AVGZrKzB8OrqIpzz]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71424801Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:33:43 +0000Chris CroftonSending outlaw country demos to 4AD. Rich people's "paragraph" tattoos. ALSO: Ryan Gosling at the sound bath. Dax Shepard at the sound bath. Etc. PLUS: A terrible documentary about AI. A song of the week from Aldous Harding!!! Aldous Harding - "Venus...
Aldous Harding - "Venus in the Zinnia": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1DiJEEpulE&list=RDg1DiJEEpulE&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Guy mocking AI: https://youtube.com/@huskirl?si=AVGZrKzB8OrqIpzz]]>62504ad,aldousharding,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,myfoottruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-220-the-cold-brewest-story-ever-told--71250991
Concert for George - "Isn't It a Pity": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdcSGxXJ8vM&list=RDGdcSGxXJ8vM&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71250991Sat, 11 Apr 2026 05:39:54 +0000Chris CroftonChris says he's deep in the world of tampons and maxi pads. ALSO: You're not supposeed to be able to sell watches to the whole universe. PLUS: The Berezniki Potassium Combine, vintage coffee commercials and a song of the week!!! Concert for George -...
Concert for George - "Isn't It a Pity": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdcSGxXJ8vM&list=RDGdcSGxXJ8vM&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>7212billypreston,cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,icedcoffeetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-219-this-is-a-punk-rock-podcast--71092633
Sluice - "Zillow": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koUY3pNDo0A&list=RDkoUY3pNDo0A&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71092633Sat, 04 Apr 2026 04:15:27 +0000Chris CroftonChris explains punk rock. Chris calls Nicole Kidman "part of the problem." ALSO: Fugazi's crowd work, and Jonathan Richman's easygoing enlightenment. PLUS: The new Advice King!! A song of the week from "Sluice"!! Sluice - "Zillow":...
Sluice - "Zillow": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koUY3pNDo0A&list=RDkoUY3pNDo0A&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>7162cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,sluice,theadviceking,yuban,zillowtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-218-putting-things-on-shelves-in-the-metaverse--70944007
Deer Tick - "Christ Jesus": https://youtu.be/bc2mKVF5nRI?si=rNfJ88dnUqkE9cWb

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70944007Sat, 28 Mar 2026 02:17:32 +0000Chris CroftonRich gargoyles on the red carpet. Polymarket VS your grandma. ALSO: The latest MAGA depravity. PLUS: The retro joys of Providence RI, and song of the week from Deer Tick!!!! Deer Tick - "Christ Jesus": https://youtu.be/bc2mKVF5nRI?si=rNfJ88dnUqkE9cWb...
Deer Tick - "Christ Jesus": https://youtu.be/bc2mKVF5nRI?si=rNfJ88dnUqkE9cWb

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>7500cbgml,chriscrofton,deertick,gregcrofton,polymarket,providencetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-217-the-toad-s-eyes-shone-with-unusual-brilliancy--70602372
Eric Bachmann - "From All Ways": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh4_WVSOIs8&list=RDnh4_WVSOIs8&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70602372Thu, 12 Mar 2026 02:56:08 +0000Chris CroftonCable channel 217! ALSO: Drunk men contacting the clergy about mysterious frogs. PLUS: Evil parking companies doing community "outrerach," and a song of the week from Eric Bachmann!!! Eric Bachmann - "From All Ways":...
Eric Bachmann - "From All Ways": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh4_WVSOIs8&list=RDnh4_WVSOIs8&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>7226cbgml,chriscrofton,frogs,gregcrofton,mysteries,rocks,toadstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-216-huffington-post-disease--70402659

Nicole Atkins - "A Night of Serious Drinking": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHPzsX85X3c

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70402659Tue, 03 Mar 2026 05:39:16 +0000Chris CroftonGreg (aka Blackjack) always bets on "216."  ALSO: Rick Rubin's nepo-baby intern army. PLUS: The new Advice King, and a song of the week from Nicole Atkins! Nicole Atkins - "A Night of Serious Drinking": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHPzsX85X3c...

Nicole Atkins - "A Night of Serious Drinking": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHPzsX85X3c

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>6421cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,nicoleatkinstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cold-brew-conversations-ix-chris-locke--70244033
Chris Locke - "Tiki Madness": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXBHo63Iz0c&t=29s]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70244033Tue, 24 Feb 2026 03:38:54 +0000Chris CroftonI finally got comedian and actor Chris Locke on the show!!! I'm a big fan. We talk about comedy, capitalism and The Jesus Lizard!!! There is a link to his new special below - GO WATCH IT Chris Locke - "Tiki Madness":...
Chris Locke - "Tiki Madness": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXBHo63Iz0c&t=29s]]>5259cbgml,chriscrofton,chrislocke,coldbrewgotmelike,thejesuslizard,tikimadnesstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-215-alysa-liu-is-god--70243869
Song of the week - Chris Crofton "John Denver" - downloadable mp3 on Patreon!

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70243869Tue, 24 Feb 2026 03:06:02 +0000Chris CroftonDave Matthews Band is the only band Jon Hamm knows about. ALSO: The faux-intellectualism of tax dodgers. PLUS: John Denver's colossal vocal cords. PLUS PLUS: Identify the audio played during the break, and win a prize!!!! Song of the week - Chris...
Song of the week - Chris Crofton "John Denver" - downloadable mp3 on Patreon!

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>6628alysaliu,cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,johndenvertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-214-blackjack--70127687nom de pleur?!?!?

Song of the week - The Alcohol Stuntband "Arenacross" - downloadable mp3 on Patreon!

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70127687Wed, 18 Feb 2026 04:44:00 +0000Chris CroftonA 214 pounder! Chris tries to talk about tech stuff. ALSO: Wozniak: good guy? PLUS: Greg reveals his nom de pleur?!?!? Song of the week - The Alcohol Stuntband "Arenacross" - downloadable mp3 on Patreon! Cold Brew Patreon:...nom de pleur?!?!?

Song of the week - The Alcohol Stuntband "Arenacross" - downloadable mp3 on Patreon!

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
]]>6861cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,thealcoholstuntband,wozniaktruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-213-let-them-eat-opinion-polls--70004918
Genesis - "Follow You, fFollow Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAmCmNa-NSE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton 

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70004918Thu, 12 Feb 2026 05:18:49 +0000Chris CroftonWhen laws are replaced by opinion polls. ALSO: The horific legacyr of Larry Summers. PLUS :A great Genesis song from 1978!! Genesis - "Follow You, fFollow Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAmCmNa-NSE Cold Brew Patreon:...
Genesis - "Follow You, fFollow Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAmCmNa-NSE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton 

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>4255cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,larrysummerstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-212-bruce-springsteen-can-t-save-us--69798308
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69798308Thu, 05 Feb 2026 02:37:39 +0000Chris CroftonNashville's intentionally underfunded storm response leads to chaos and death. ALSO: A new documentary about Leni Riefenstahl broaches big, timely subjects. PLUS: A song of the week from Chris Crofton and The Alcohol Stuntband!!! Cold Brew Patreon:...
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>6337cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,gregcrofton,hopeyoufeelbadtoo,mollyconleytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-211-50-common-bird-sounds--69511505
Crooked Fingers - "Cold Waves": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq2OkqbE2xE&list=RDZq2OkqbE2xE&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69511505Mon, 19 Jan 2026 22:34:37 +0000Chris CroftonWe're back, and in (sorta) one piece!!!!! First, we talk about the bad news! Then, Chris reads his Advice King column! Thanks for your patience. #CBGML Crooked Fingers - "Cold Waves":...
Crooked Fingers - "Cold Waves": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq2OkqbE2xE&list=RDZq2OkqbE2xE&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>5897cbgml,chriscrofton,crookedfingers,gregcroftontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cold-brew-conversations-viii-kristen-toomey--68504886
Kristen Toomey IG: https://www.instagram.com/kristentoomey/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68504886Mon, 10 Nov 2025 21:36:16 +0000Chris CroftonKristen Toomey is back!!! We have another DEEP (and fun) conversation about comedy and life. Go see Kristen live any chance you get! Kristen Toomey IG: https://www.instagram.com/kristentoomey/
Kristen Toomey IG: https://www.instagram.com/kristentoomey/]]>5769chicago,chriscrofton,coffee,kristentoomeytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-210-why-are-you-covering-me-in-hot-foam-if-you-don-t-expect-me-to-moan--68469887
Our beloved father, Charles R. Crofton (1941-2025): https://www.nashvillefuneralandcremation.com/obituaries/charles-crofton

Velvet Underground - "European Son": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNZeMMDEZfo

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68469887Sat, 08 Nov 2025 05:24:11 +0000Chris CroftonWWII vets giving sensual haircuts. ALSO: Chris had no natural part?! PLUS: The new Advice King, and a song of the week by The Velvet Underground!!! Our beloved father, Charles R. Crofton...
Our beloved father, Charles R. Crofton (1941-2025): https://www.nashvillefuneralandcremation.com/obituaries/charles-crofton

Velvet Underground - "European Son": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNZeMMDEZfo

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

]]>4696cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,gregcrofton,hotfoam,hottowels,velvetundergroundtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-209-bring-the-mouth-noise--68404975
Public Enemy - "Bring the Noise": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZF4G79OLkk&list=RDmZF4G79OLkk&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68404975Mon, 03 Nov 2025 23:31:37 +0000Chris CroftonEconomists getting their minds blown by the basics. ALSO: Airbnb your bathtub. PLUS: Chris is hosting The Devil At Your Heels screening November 19th at The Belcourt Theatre!!!! Public Enemy - "Bring the Noise":...
Public Enemy - "Bring the Noise": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZF4G79OLkk&list=RDmZF4G79OLkk&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>5634bathtubs,cbgml,chriscrofton,economists,gregcrofton,publicenemytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-208-every-golfer-voted-for-trump--68170801
Leslie Stevens - "Taken": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xv7clJtOyA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Video of golfers being punched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDhVpN3wDug]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68170801Thu, 16 Oct 2025 22:55:26 +0000Chris CroftonHow customer servivce robots lead to golf violence. ALSO: Porn star John Holmes reminiscing about doing things he never actually did. PLUS: Chris Crofton's Punch-Ups, and a song of the week from Leslie Stevens!!!! Leslie Stevens - "Taken":...
Leslie Stevens - "Taken": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xv7clJtOyA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Video of golfers being punched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDhVpN3wDug]]>5814cbgml,chriscrofton,golf,gregcrofton,johnholmes,lesliestevens,rubiestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-207-bill-burr-bob-dylan-and-the-city-of-chicago--68068542
Bob Dylan: "Senor (Tales of Yankee Power)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrxzJL8z0W8

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68068542Wed, 08 Oct 2025 20:49:24 +0000Chris CroftonIt's time for The New York Times to deploy larger fonts. ALSO: Bill Burr's lame excuses. PLUS: Bob Dylan should never have gone to Malibu, and...a song of the week by Bob Dylan!!! Bob Dylan: "Senor (Tales of Yankee Power)":...
Bob Dylan: "Senor (Tales of Yankee Power)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrxzJL8z0W8

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>4544billburr,bobdylan,cbgml,chicago,chriscrofton,gregcroftontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-206-x-rated-yelp-featuring-short-man-g-and-dino--67977479
Archers of Loaf - "Raleigh Days": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3G1O8Tqj0&list=RDtV3G1O8Tqj0&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67977479Wed, 01 Oct 2025 21:33:46 +0000Chris CroftonSexy Yelp! Finding, erm, community at Cinema 1 in Rossville, GA. ALSO: Vision boards with skyscrapers on them. PLUS: A song of the week from Archers of Loaf!!!! Archers of Loaf - "Raleigh Days":...
Archers of Loaf - "Raleigh Days": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV3G1O8Tqj0&list=RDtV3G1O8Tqj0&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>6101archersofloaf,cbgml,chriscrofton,cinema1,community,gregcrofton,neanderthalstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-205-free-solo-iv-the-great-toaster-scam--67858001
Chris Crofton's Punch-Ups: Bestofbread@gmail.com

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

The Wedding Present - "Crawl": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXciizFGdes&list=RDpXciizFGdes&start_radio=1

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67858001Tue, 23 Sep 2025 00:23:33 +0000Chris CroftonChris goes it alone! We shattered communities in order to sell more toasters! A song of the week from The Wedding Present. Support the Patreon. PLUS: A new business venture. Chris Crofton's Punch-Ups: Bestofbread@gmail.com Cold Brew Patreon:...
Chris Crofton's Punch-Ups: Bestofbread@gmail.com

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

The Wedding Present - "Crawl": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXciizFGdes&list=RDpXciizFGdes&start_radio=1

]]>3808adviceking,capitalism,cbgml,chriscrofton,punch-ups,theweddingpresent,toasterstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-204-how-did-brad-pitt-master-hollywood--67774438
Jessica Breanne - "Over the Bayou": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8bjTpGzstY

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67774438Tue, 16 Sep 2025 05:31:11 +0000Chris CroftonMovies about race cars, and a generation of edgelords. ALSO: A new bell! It sounds like a sound bath bell. PLUS: The real consequences to constantly demonizing other people, and a glorious song of the week from Jessica Breanne!!!! Jessica Breanne -...
Jessica Breanne - "Over the Bayou": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8bjTpGzstY

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>6067bradpitt,cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,jessicabreanne,larryellison,skulltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-203-imagine-if-we-were-on-a-yacht-but-it-felt-just-like-our-regular-house--67709744
Jake Holmes - "So Close": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJgjmYpAGy4

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67709744Wed, 10 Sep 2025 23:24:33 +0000Chris CroftonChris recaps his LA trip!!! ALSO: Monkey-people cannot have access to screens. PLUS: Imagine if we were on a yacht, but it felt just like our regular house - and a song of the week from Jake Holmes!!! Jake Holmes - "So Close":...
Jake Holmes - "So Close": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJgjmYpAGy4

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>6556cbgml,chriscrofton,elysiantheater,healingforceoftheuniverse,jakeholmes,mary'smarkettruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-202-the-dignity-and-self-loathing-of-the-american-working-class--67520838
"Carthage House of Beauty" (short documentary): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z9_D-xEBaY

Mastodon - "Blood and Thunder": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek&list=RDv-Su1YXQYek&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67520838Tue, 26 Aug 2025 19:22:43 +0000Chris CroftonWe discuss two new documentaries that beautifully highlight the dignity - and self-loathing - of the American working class. "Baxter Bi-Rite" (link to another doc by the same director below) and "Clovers." ALSO: Chris talks about communal living, and...
"Carthage House of Beauty" (short documentary): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z9_D-xEBaY

Mastodon - "Blood and Thunder": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek&list=RDv-Su1YXQYek&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>5993allisoninman,capitalism,cbgml,chriscrofton,clovers,defyfilmfest,documentary,gregcrofton,mastodontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-201-rocky-mountain-high-ketamine-by-john-dunbar--67511137
Richard Thompson - "Beeswing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HApy-Xoix-g&list=RDHApy-Xoix-g&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67511137Mon, 25 Aug 2025 21:51:17 +0000Chris CroftonChris quits his job! ALSO: These monopolists have got us over a virtual barrel. PLUS: A beautiful song of the week from Richard Thompson!!! Richard Thompson - "Beeswing":...
Richard Thompson - "Beeswing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HApy-Xoix-g&list=RDHApy-Xoix-g&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>4649cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,monoplolists,richardthompsontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-200-free-solo-iii-i-m-your-man--67325293
"I Don't Believe" video - Directed by Alex R. Johnson. Shot at Coney Island: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49nR19ZKKsU&list=RD49nR19ZKKsU&start_radio=1


Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67325293Mon, 11 Aug 2025 00:08:46 +0000Chris CroftonJust Chris! Featuring the unreleased title track from his new album!! "I Don't Believe" video - Directed by Alex R. Johnson. Shot at Coney Island: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49nR19ZKKsU&list=RD49nR19ZKKsU&start_radio=1 Cold Brew...
"I Don't Believe" video - Directed by Alex R. Johnson. Shot at Coney Island: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49nR19ZKKsU&list=RD49nR19ZKKsU&start_radio=1


Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>3859cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,gregcrofton,i'myourmantruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-199-paying-for-dinner-with-peacock-feathers--67261271
John Grant - "Queen of Denmark": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_oNylzsY7I

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67261271Wed, 06 Aug 2025 18:53:51 +0000Chris CroftonDonegan's high-performance caveman clubs! ALSO: How rich people could learn gratitude from Indonesian monkeys trading smartphones for mangos. PLUS: Talking about gender roles to avoid talking about fascism, and a song of the week from John Grant!!!!!...
John Grant - "Queen of Denmark": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_oNylzsY7I

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
]]>4684cbgml,channelnnonfiction,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,johngrant,pinball,queenofdenmarktruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-198-the-grunge-report--67089242
Raekwon - "The Omerta": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg2nS_qB6xc


Video for Chris' song "Side Effects": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5F0I8d2OOU

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67089242Wed, 23 Jul 2025 18:24:17 +0000Chris CroftonThe Grunge Report! Chris paid a therapist to talk about Alice in Chains. ALSO: Aging parents. PLUS: A song of the week from Raekwon and Nas!!! Raekwon - "The Omerta": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg2nS_qB6xc Video for Chris' song "Side Effects":...
Raekwon - "The Omerta": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg2nS_qB6xc


Video for Chris' song "Side Effects": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5F0I8d2OOU

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>4431cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,grungetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-197-americans-think-major-brands-are-their-friends--67058873
Bob Vylan - "Reign": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh1UXPrf_84&list=RDLh1UXPrf_84&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67058873Mon, 21 Jul 2025 18:57:17 +0000Chris CroftonEvangelical Christians lying, passionately. Greg Abbott mansplains Football to Flood Victims. ALSO: Greg thinks we should "consult with the French," and try to tow away the Statue of Liberty - both great ideas. PLUS: A great Advice King column, and a...
Bob Vylan - "Reign": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh1UXPrf_84&list=RDLh1UXPrf_84&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>5519alexanderhaig,bobvylan,cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcroftontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-196-pretty-take-machine--66900891AUDIO ISSUES and...these motherf*ckers want to kill everybody. ALSO: F*ck Russ Douthat's unpronouncable name. PLUS: An old, relevant, Advice King, and as song of the week from Oasis!!!!

Oasis - "My Big Mouth": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nQLTE0blQg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Some weirdo reads Chris's column: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2GDskH2FA]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66900891Tue, 08 Jul 2025 18:24:08 +0000Chris CroftonAUDIO ISSUES and...these motherf*ckers want to kill everybody. ALSO: F*ck Russ Douthat's unpronouncable name. PLUS: An old, relevant, Advice King, and as song of the week from Oasis!!!! Oasis - "My Big Mouth":...AUDIO ISSUES and...these motherf*ckers want to kill everybody. ALSO: F*ck Russ Douthat's unpronouncable name. PLUS: An old, relevant, Advice King, and as song of the week from Oasis!!!!

Oasis - "My Big Mouth": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nQLTE0blQg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Some weirdo reads Chris's column: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2GDskH2FA]]>5342cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,gregcrofton,liamgallagher,oasistruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-195-if-you-have-a-train-set-you-have-low-t--66838872
Ronnie Milsap - "Stranger in My House": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYrXp8aQHsE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66838872Wed, 02 Jul 2025 18:15:25 +0000Chris CroftonTheocratic tax-cutting. Russell Vought, abused child. ALSO: Peter Thiel should try calling people stagnant at the Elk's Lodge. PLUS: Chris impersonates modern music! Modern scumbags ordering scoops of ice cream from DoorDash. A song of the week from...
Ronnie Milsap - "Stranger in My House": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYrXp8aQHsE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>6305cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,lowt,peterthiel,ronniemilsap,russellvought,trainsetstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-194-jedi-brown--66710028
Marc Jordan - "Marina Del Rey": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaxBpvRkRk

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66710028Mon, 23 Jun 2025 18:07:31 +0000Chris CroftonChris spirals, and Greg does his best to save him. ALSO: How to turn a defunct smoothie company into an opportunity to make a big speech. PLUS: Renaming Buster Brown, and a song of the week from Marc Jordan!!! Marc Jordan - "Marina Del Rey":...
Marc Jordan - "Marina Del Rey": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaxBpvRkRk

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

]]>4734cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,ding,gregcrofton,marcjordantruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-193-sexual-pursuits-the-vape-flavor--66637704
The Beach Boys - "I Know There's an Answer": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TfUo2Pg0Sg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66637704Thu, 19 Jun 2025 21:48:00 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg revisit the all-vape economy. ALSO: Philosophers competing to be in the worst mood ever. PLUS: The differences between women and men?! A song of the week from Brian Wilson/The Beach Boys!!! The Beach Boys - "I Know There's an Answer":...
The Beach Boys - "I Know There's an Answer": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TfUo2Pg0Sg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>3833cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,men,thebeachboys,womentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-192-free-solo-ii--66501482
Dan Fogelberg - "There's a Place in the World For a Gambler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fp24RsVjs

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66501482Wed, 11 Jun 2025 02:17:48 +0000Chris CroftonA short one, with great air conditioning. Chris reads the latest Advice King, and a soothing song of the week from Dan Fogelberg! Dan Fogelberg - "There's a Place in the World For a Gambler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fp24RsVjs Cold Brew...
Dan Fogelberg - "There's a Place in the World For a Gambler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fp24RsVjs

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>1894adviceking,cbgml,chriscrofton,danfogelbergtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-191-free-solo--66384797PLUS Chris's new single "Vitamin D" - out Friday everyehere - in its entirety EXCLUSIVELY for #CBGML  listeners. 

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Chris Crofton Bandcamp: ChrisCrofton.bandcamp.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66384797Tue, 03 Jun 2025 18:48:40 +0000Chris CroftonChris scales the sheer face of COLD BREW - alone! All the usual complaints, PLUS Chris's new single "Vitamin D" - out Friday everyehere - in its entirety EXCLUSIVELY for #CBGML  listeners.  Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Chris...PLUS Chris's new single "Vitamin D" - out Friday everyehere - in its entirety EXCLUSIVELY for #CBGML  listeners. 

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Chris Crofton Bandcamp: ChrisCrofton.bandcamp.com]]>4907cbgml,chriscrofton,complaints,vitamindtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cold-brew-conversations-vii-comedian-musician-rick-wood--66289139
"Lone Jogger" - https://lonejogger.bandcamp.com/

Here's some of his stand-up, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NUe7Dv2Gwk
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66289139Tue, 27 May 2025 03:51:20 +0000Chris CroftonI had a great conversation with my old friend Rick Wood about all kinds of stuff. Here's the link to his Bandcamp:  "Lone Jogger" - https://lonejogger.bandcamp.com/ Here's some of his stand-up, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NUe7Dv2Gwk
"Lone Jogger" - https://lonejogger.bandcamp.com/

Here's some of his stand-up, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NUe7Dv2Gwk
]]>4509truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-190-all-jokers-no-batmen--66288210
Nick Lowe - "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rQQPFM2c34

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66288210Tue, 27 May 2025 01:56:14 +0000Chris CroftonVice Magazine, and the sexification of the "news." ALSO: There will never be another Democratic President. PLUS: A pretty, peaceful song of the week from Nick Lowe!!! Nick Lowe - "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road:...
Nick Lowe - "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rQQPFM2c34

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

]]>5757batman,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,joker,nicklowetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-189-f-ck-jelly-roll--66123648
The Damned - "Neat Neat Neat": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXKDtkCzSCw

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66123648Fri, 16 May 2025 19:59:03 +0000Chris CroftonAn Airbnb inside a beer vat. F*ck Jelly Roll. ALSO: Walton Goggins, avatar. Giving America a wedgie. PLUS: Murder drones, Monty Python and a song of the week from The Damned!!! The Damned - "Neat Neat Neat":...
The Damned - "Neat Neat Neat": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXKDtkCzSCw

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>5978alexkarp,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,jellyroll,thedamned,vatstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-188-undo-your-whole-childhood-by-breathing-funny-for-ten-minutes-a-day--65947493
John Cale - "NIGHT CRAWLING": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50X3_OpXZWg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65947493Tue, 06 May 2025 18:40:41 +0000Chris CroftonWE NEED A COLD BREW SPONSOR! A sailboat named "188." Bringing your A-game to the blog roll! ALSO: The truth is defintely not what people are interested in. PLUS: The dangerous hypocrisy of evangelical Christians, and a song of the week from John...
John Cale - "NIGHT CRAWLING": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50X3_OpXZWg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>4927cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,evangelicals,gregcrofton,johncale,slingbladetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-187-let-them-eat-milton-friedman--65783124
Sophia Corinne - "Nursing the Wound": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pWjFwW1kcQ

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65783124Mon, 28 Apr 2025 17:51:30 +0000Chris Crofton"The Shock Doctrine" arrives in America. Now Americans have some idea of how Chileans felt in the 1970s. ALSO: Chris is still mad at Ezra Klein. PLUS: Zoloft VS one's sex drive. A song of the week from Sophia Corinne. Sophia Corinne - "Nursing the...
Sophia Corinne - "Nursing the Wound": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pWjFwW1kcQ

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>5981cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,miltonfriedman,naomiklein,sophiacorinne,theshockdoctrinetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-186-self-help-in-the-time-of-cholera--65708226
Bruce Springsteen - "Blind Spot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55xRLL3oSIE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65708226Thu, 24 Apr 2025 18:59:15 +0000Chris CroftonGreg vs naval radar. ALSO: Chris's ketamine update! Every economist is a corrupt clown. PLUS: The new Advice King, and a song of the week from Bruce Springsteen!! P.S. The comedy show already happened (Monday 4/21). Bruce Springsteen - "Blind Spot":...
Bruce Springsteen - "Blind Spot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55xRLL3oSIE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>5092cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcroftontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cold-brew-conversations-vi-author-filmmaker-alex-r-johnson--65646848
"Brooklyn Motto": https://www.brooklynmotto.com/

"Two Step": https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/two-step

"Thanksgiving": https://vimeo.com/19414970?fbclid=IwY2xjawJyqr5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHh-whlzNSokoVM_WR8GF2dzYvwKNCL9QNaB3IKg0UiUK2w3bc86Dq5_FPBS2_aem_TPHRXGXFio2CQQhMGeRgrQ

Chris Crofton - "UFO Hunters": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryK4mqugQuU

Chris Crofton - "Love Letter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRd_vUrHkzc

Chris Crofton - "Gold Paint" (2000): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHcRdn0JtcY]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65646848Mon, 21 Apr 2025 04:44:37 +0000Chris CroftonA conversation with one of my closest friends - writer, director, and now AUTHOR of the new book "Brooklyn Motto," Alex Johnson. Here are some links where you can purchase the book, watch his acclaimed feature film "Two Step" - as well as a beautiful...
"Brooklyn Motto": https://www.brooklynmotto.com/

"Two Step": https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/two-step

"Thanksgiving": https://vimeo.com/19414970?fbclid=IwY2xjawJyqr5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHh-whlzNSokoVM_WR8GF2dzYvwKNCL9QNaB3IKg0UiUK2w3bc86Dq5_FPBS2_aem_TPHRXGXFio2CQQhMGeRgrQ

Chris Crofton - "UFO Hunters": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryK4mqugQuU

Chris Crofton - "Love Letter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRd_vUrHkzc

Chris Crofton - "Gold Paint" (2000): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHcRdn0JtcY]]>4668falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-185-ketamine-meet-and-greet--65562734
Steve Martin - the stock martket bit (from "Comedy is Not Pretty," not "The Steve Martin Brothers): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxajcsfO2iU&list=PL2MtElzTEi6mbuer96lm1sSzHKEWuqRxt&index=5

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65562734Mon, 14 Apr 2025 05:26:37 +0000Chris CroftonIs the music industry truly "elevating" anyone if they're not paying them? ALSO: Ketamine update: everyone in the building has seen Chris freak out! PLUS: Blue Origin's celebrity passengers probably forget to look out the window, and a song of the...
Steve Martin - the stock martket bit (from "Comedy is Not Pretty," not "The Steve Martin Brothers): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxajcsfO2iU&list=PL2MtElzTEi6mbuer96lm1sSzHKEWuqRxt&index=5

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
]]>5473cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,ketamine,metaltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-184-abundance-how-about-we-start-with-the-bare-minimum--65561224

Cold Brew Patreon:
Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65561224Sun, 13 Apr 2025 23:36:56 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg discuss the wrestling weight class of #CBGML. ALSO: An honest appraisal of a world (less than) half-empty. PLUS: A song of the week from Junior Kimbrough!! Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction:...

Cold Brew Patreon:
Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>4473cbgml,chriscrofton,dictatorship,gregcrofton,juniorkimbrough,media,normalizingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-183-out-of-hand-amounts-of-animosity-toward-political-consultants--65241209
Frightened Rabbit - "I Feel Better": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDZKpzb0T4

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

"Golf Swing" Advice King: https://www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture/adviceking/advice-king-golf-swing/article_34579ae0-9164-4171-aabb-77d194e43dd2.html]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65241209Mon, 31 Mar 2025 01:40:34 +0000Chris Crofton"The show now weighs as much as a small man - 183 lbs" -Greg ALSO: "I would not want to have sex with Marco Rubio" -Chris PLUS: "Balancing the budget" is code for violence againt the most vulnerable. A beautiful, upbeat song of the week from...
Frightened Rabbit - "I Feel Better": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDZKpzb0T4

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"Golf Swing" Advice King: https://www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture/adviceking/advice-king-golf-swing/article_34579ae0-9164-4171-aabb-77d194e43dd2.html]]>5054cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,frightenedrabbit,gregcrofton,karolineleavitt,marcorubio,podsaveamericatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-182-curtis-yarvin-and-the-myth-of-the-benevolent-monarch--65056201
Wintersleep - "Amerika": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yik5P7Gcf2c

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65056201Mon, 24 Mar 2025 02:50:20 +0000Chris CroftonIs Curtis Yarvin smart?? Of course not lol. ALSO: The deadly, juvenile dreams of the right wing. PLUS: Bill Burr rises to the occasion! A song of the week from Wintersleep! Wintersleep - "Amerika": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yik5P7Gcf2c Cold...
Wintersleep - "Amerika": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yik5P7Gcf2c

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]]>4796billburr,cbgml,childishness,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,curtisyarvin,gregcroftontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-181-the-mailman-is-f-cked-now-that-every-building-looks-the-same--64800530
Talk Talk - "Life's What You Make It": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G42rmPvbbU

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64800530Tue, 11 Mar 2025 02:23:26 +0000Chris CroftonThe President's caddy is inspecting beef. ALSO: Some guy who thinks he's Captain Ahab is building the shiniest building in Tennesee. PLUS: The Crofton Brush Company, and a song of the week from Talk Talk!!! Talk Talk - "Life's What You Make It":...
Talk Talk - "Life's What You Make It": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G42rmPvbbU

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>5893captainahab,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,shinytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-180-let-them-eat-both-sides-journalism--64685513
Bill Fay - "Be Not So Fearful": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJfca3ImjKc

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64685513Tue, 04 Mar 2025 04:02:04 +0000Chris CroftonChris explains why he's not a professional audio engineer.Greg explains what happened in the Zelenskyy meeting. ALSO: Greg explains both-sides journalism. PLUS: A song of the week from Bill Fay!!!! And...LOVE! Thanks for listening. Bill Fay - "Be Not...
Bill Fay - "Be Not So Fearful": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJfca3ImjKc

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>4330billfay,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcroftontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-179-the-spotify-approach-to-ending-wars--64536653
John Conlee - "Rose Colored Glasses": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnhka__ZtQA

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64536653Mon, 24 Feb 2025 05:34:55 +0000Chris CroftonVenture capital has replaced culture. Its aesthetic is an urgent care waiting room. Fine art is a fake neon sign that says "Living Your Best Life." ALSO: Chris reads his new column! PLUS: Song of the week from John Conlee! John Conlee - "Rose Colored...
John Conlee - "Rose Colored Glasses": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnhka__ZtQA

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>4457cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,johnconlee,rosecoloredglassestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-178-spineless-democrats-and-self-driving-hotels--64410835
Loudon Wainwright III - "President's Day 2025": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QTERG7yUvc

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64410835Mon, 17 Feb 2025 00:44:35 +0000Chris CroftonThe nightmare's here! So what are we gonna do about it? Chris and Greg are sending out a call to the #CBGML street team. ALSO: Bill Burr has his head on straight. PLUS: A topical new song from Loudon Wainwright III.  Loudon Wainwright III -...
Loudon Wainwright III - "President's Day 2025": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QTERG7yUvc

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com]]>4540billburr,cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,loudonwainwrightiiitruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-2-10-25--64291958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai7kk4K8Zmk

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64291958Mon, 10 Feb 2025 04:49:21 +0000Chris CroftonJonathan Richman - "It's You": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai7kk4K8Zmk Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai7kk4K8Zmk

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>1031cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,goodmorning,jonathanrichmantruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-177-the-banality-of-blinken--64290948
Summary: A journalist is dragged out of a Blinken press conference - and his "colleagues" don't lift a finger to help him. 

Song of the Week - Here We Go Crazy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9WNAhNrmEM

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Try to stay strong, and we will too! Love, Chris and Greg



]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64290948Mon, 10 Feb 2025 03:17:20 +0000Chris CroftonWe're back!!! Summary: A journalist is dragged out of a Blinken press conference - and his "colleagues" don't lift a finger to help him.  Song of the Week - Here We Go Crazy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9WNAhNrmEM Patreon:...
Summary: A journalist is dragged out of a Blinken press conference - and his "colleagues" don't lift a finger to help him. 

Song of the Week - Here We Go Crazy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9WNAhNrmEM

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Try to stay strong, and we will too! Love, Chris and Greg



]]>3679blinken,cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,staystrongtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-2-3-25--64156406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-26DNb27QQ

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THE LAST SUNSET  -for Sam Armstrong

I missed it
I missed the last sunset

I even knew it was gonna
be the last one -
it was on the news
and everything

but I was worrying
and running around

like always

and I lost track of time

but that’s how they made me,
I guess,
to miss stuff

interestingly, the ones who made me
are the same ones
who made
the sunset

the moral of the story
is

you gotta laugh]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64156406Mon, 03 Feb 2025 07:15:33 +0000Chris CroftonThe Bee Gees - "Country Lanes": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-26DNb27QQ Good Morning Patreon:https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton THE LAST SUNSET  -for Sam Armstrong I missed it I missed the last sunset I even knew it was gonna be the last one -...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-26DNb27QQ

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THE LAST SUNSET  -for Sam Armstrong

I missed it
I missed the last sunset

I even knew it was gonna
be the last one -
it was on the news
and everything

but I was worrying
and running around

like always

and I lost track of time

but that’s how they made me,
I guess,
to miss stuff

interestingly, the ones who made me
are the same ones
who made
the sunset

the moral of the story
is

you gotta laugh]]>911aca,beegees,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,thelastsunsettruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-1-31-25--64073971https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbgOPVdCN84

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“SHOCK AND AWE” HITS AMERICA

and we get the PG-13
version

but with the same aim:

frighten everyone

maim the
poorest

and while we’re
tending
to the wounded

steal all the money]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64073971Fri, 31 Jan 2025 08:17:39 +0000Chris CroftonEric Bachmann - "Belong to You": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbgOPVdCN84 Good Morning Patreon:https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton “SHOCK AND AWE” HITS AMERICA and we get the PG-13 version but with the same aim: frighten everyone maim the...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbgOPVdCN84

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“SHOCK AND AWE” HITS AMERICA

and we get the PG-13
version

but with the same aim:

frighten everyone

maim the
poorest

and while we’re
tending
to the wounded

steal all the money]]>769cbgml,chriscrofton,ericbachmann,gmgmltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-1-17-25--63721550:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3HvfSy0f7M


Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63721550Fri, 17 Jan 2025 05:12:43 +0000Chris CroftonTom T. Hall - "I Couldn't Live in Southern California":https://www.spreaker.comhttps: Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3HvfSy0f7M


Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>869cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,losangeles,tomthalltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-1-15-25--63696169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxLn44KhFrc

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63696169Wed, 15 Jan 2025 05:15:23 +0000Chris CroftonElliot Smith - "L.A.": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxLn44KhFrc Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxLn44KhFrc

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>674cbgml,chriscrofton,elliotsmith,gmgml,l.a.,snowtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-1-13-25--63671720https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YYQEdcMDAg

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63671720Mon, 13 Jan 2025 06:27:46 +0000Chris CroftonPozo Seco Singers - "Time": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YYQEdcMDAg Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YYQEdcMDAg

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>797cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,losangeles,nashvillescene,pozosecosingers,theadvicekingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-1-8-25--63610200https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzZQdzx-xI

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63610200Wed, 08 Jan 2025 09:16:19 +0000Chris CroftonWarren Zevon - "The French Inhaler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzZQdzx-xI Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzZQdzx-xI

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>988canada,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,warrenzevontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-rip-richard-foreman--63590778https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzBlQAqILK0

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Richard Foreman Interview (2009): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lne3qGLXlQ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63590778Mon, 06 Jan 2025 15:07:52 +0000Chris CroftonSilver Apples - "You and I": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzBlQAqILK0 Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Richard Foreman Interview (2009): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lne3qGLXlQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzBlQAqILK0

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Richard Foreman Interview (2009): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lne3qGLXlQ]]>1135cbgml,gmgml,richardforeman,silverapples,todoconnadatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-1-3-25--63555667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wxELWC90Ps

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POEM TOPICS PLEASE!!!!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63555667Fri, 03 Jan 2025 09:36:26 +0000Chris CroftonVST & Company - "Ikaw ang Aking Mahal": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wxELWC90Ps Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton POEM TOPICS PLEASE!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wxELWC90Ps

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POEM TOPICS PLEASE!!!!]]>500cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,goodmorning,vst&companytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-happy-2025--63533254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63533254Wed, 01 Jan 2025 11:21:02 +0000Chris CroftonABBA - "Happy New Year": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!]]>5131983,abba,auldlangsyne,billyjoel,californiaraisins,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgmltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-12-30-24--63512838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QsvZ8P1QNk

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JIMMY CARTER

I grew up
in a Republican home

so I was told
he was a "disgrace"
and a "weakling"

I was 10 years old

and had food on my
table

and a backyard to
play in

so I believed it.

Now I know
that
anybody
a Republican
thinks is a disgrace

is probably a goddamn saint]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63512838Mon, 30 Dec 2024 07:08:38 +0000Chris CroftonDan Fogelberg - "Same Old Lang Syne": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QsvZ8P1QNk Good morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton JIMMY CARTER I grew up in a Republican home so I was told he was a "disgrace" and a "weakling" I was 10 years...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QsvZ8P1QNk

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JIMMY CARTER

I grew up
in a Republican home

so I was told
he was a "disgrace"
and a "weakling"

I was 10 years old

and had food on my
table

and a backyard to
play in

so I believed it.

Now I know
that
anybody
a Republican
thinks is a disgrace

is probably a goddamn saint]]>666cbgml,chriscrofton,danfogelberg,donaldhall,gmgml,janekenyon,poetrytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-christmas-2024--63468565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xcHISktAA

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63468565Wed, 25 Dec 2024 10:15:56 +0000Chris CroftonThe Wedding Present - "Step Into Christmas": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xcHISktAA Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xcHISktAA

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!]]>227cbgml,chriscrofton,eltonjohn,gmgml,jesus,theweddingpresentfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-12-23-24--63445614https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcn9uBDUOcU

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LEFTOVER AMBROSIA SALAD   -for Alicia Scott

ohhh leftover
ambrosia salad.
you don’t say!

how much is left?
or wait, don’t answer that.
let me guess!
is it…ALL OF IT?!!!

the whole 55 gallon drum?

that drum on the loading dock
marked

DANGER: CONTAINS MANDARIN ORANGES AND SHREDDED COCONUT. AND MARSHMALLOWS. AND IT’S PINK. AND MILKY. 

I call it “Satan’s Confetti”]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63445614Mon, 23 Dec 2024 09:24:38 +0000Chris CroftonBilly Squier - "Christmas is a Time to Say I Love You" (MTV video,1981): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcn9uBDUOcU Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton LEFTOVER AMBROSIA SALAD   -for Alicia Scott ohhh leftover ambrosia salad....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcn9uBDUOcU

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LEFTOVER AMBROSIA SALAD   -for Alicia Scott

ohhh leftover
ambrosia salad.
you don’t say!

how much is left?
or wait, don’t answer that.
let me guess!
is it…ALL OF IT?!!!

the whole 55 gallon drum?

that drum on the loading dock
marked

DANGER: CONTAINS MANDARIN ORANGES AND SHREDDED COCONUT. AND MARSHMALLOWS. AND IT’S PINK. AND MILKY. 

I call it “Satan’s Confetti”]]>514ambrosia,billysquier,cbgml,chriscrofton,christmas,coneyisland,ferlinghetti,gmgmltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-12-20-2024--63412091https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9wW9ENBPlQ

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“The Importance of Getting a Physical When You’re Like 35”  -for Tim DeClerck

yeah, get a physical
at age 35

but treat the doctor as an adversary 

don’t admit how much you drink

don’t admit how much you smoke 

say stuff like “How much do YOU smoke, asshole?”

return home self-satisfied, 
and in need of a new doctor 

get drunk 

die young ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63412091Fri, 20 Dec 2024 09:26:57 +0000Chris CroftonThe Tragically Hip - "Fireworks": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9wW9ENBPlQ Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton “The Importance of Getting a Physical When You’re Like 35”  -for Tim DeClerck yeah, get a physical at age 35 but...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9wW9ENBPlQ

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“The Importance of Getting a Physical When You’re Like 35”  -for Tim DeClerck

yeah, get a physical
at age 35

but treat the doctor as an adversary 

don’t admit how much you drink

don’t admit how much you smoke 

say stuff like “How much do YOU smoke, asshole?”

return home self-satisfied, 
and in need of a new doctor 

get drunk 

die young ]]>654cbgml,chriscornell,chriscrofton,gmgml,kristentoomey,physical,thetragicallyhiptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-12-18-24--63370077https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbGFO1EaAE

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CAFFEINE-FREE (poetry window 2020)


a car with no 
engine 
a boat with no sail 
a poet
without access
to the crazy
words]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63370077Wed, 18 Dec 2024 08:26:44 +0000Chris CroftonThe Tragically Hip - "Ahead By a Century": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbGFO1EaAE Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton CAFFEINE-FREE (poetry window 2020) a car with no  engine  a boat with no sail  a poet without access to...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbGFO1EaAE

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CAFFEINE-FREE (poetry window 2020)


a car with no 
engine 
a boat with no sail 
a poet
without access
to the crazy
words]]>570cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,theadvicekinganthology,thetragicallyhip,wholefoodstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-12-16-24--63335442https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDP8OoTlrIk

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GARGOYLE PRACTICE   -for Mariah Jensen

look at us 

crouched
on the ramparts
of our own lives 

making faces,
shouting profanities

strutting
self-consciously
on our filthy little ledges 

reducing
mysterious miracles
to investments,
and returns 

and our one shot
at grace 

to gargoyle practice ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63335442Mon, 16 Dec 2024 08:33:34 +0000Chris CroftonCarly Simon - "Coming Around Again": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDP8OoTlrIk Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton GARGOYLE PRACTICE   -for Mariah Jensen look at us  crouched on the ramparts of our own lives  making faces,...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDP8OoTlrIk

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GARGOYLE PRACTICE   -for Mariah Jensen

look at us 

crouched
on the ramparts
of our own lives 

making faces,
shouting profanities

strutting
self-consciously
on our filthy little ledges 

reducing
mysterious miracles
to investments,
and returns 

and our one shot
at grace 

to gargoyle practice ]]>397antoniomachado,carlysimon,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgmlfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-12-13-24--63297020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGpvQbkccE

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CONSENSUS REALITY -for Ian Pope

still-living stragglers 
from past generations
insisting
that their reality’s not dead

the last few
living corporatists 
grasping at
all the things they treasured: 
racism, the Cold War,
The Eagles 

but the good news is 
we don’t need a consensus for reality
we just need young people
to do what they do 
and then: KAPOW!
a new reality 

so let these 20th century stragglers 
wave their raggedy flags,
talk about Woodstock, etc 

let them stamp their feet
as the sun sets 

on their version

of how to conduct a life ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63297020Fri, 13 Dec 2024 07:58:34 +0000Chris CroftonBarry Manilow: "Mandy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGpvQbkccE Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton CONSENSUS REALITY -for Ian Pope still-living stragglers  from past generations insisting that their reality’s not dead the...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGpvQbkccE

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CONSENSUS REALITY -for Ian Pope

still-living stragglers 
from past generations
insisting
that their reality’s not dead

the last few
living corporatists 
grasping at
all the things they treasured: 
racism, the Cold War,
The Eagles 

but the good news is 
we don’t need a consensus for reality
we just need young people
to do what they do 
and then: KAPOW!
a new reality 

so let these 20th century stragglers 
wave their raggedy flags,
talk about Woodstock, etc 

let them stamp their feet
as the sun sets 

on their version

of how to conduct a life ]]>488barrymanilow,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgmlfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-176-adult-jungle-gyms-and-cursed-chicken-fingers--63263910
Tom Waits - "Old Shoes (& Picture Postcards)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MegTgHW6sg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63263910Wed, 11 Dec 2024 09:10:08 +0000Chris CroftonRFK Jr. is a Kardashian. ALSO: Adult jungle gyms, and late-capitalism's horrible aesthetic. PLUS: Chris hates chicken fingers, a new Can Do Cold Brew ad - and a song of the week from Tom Waits!!! Tom Waits - "Old Shoes (& Picture Postcards)":...
Tom Waits - "Old Shoes (& Picture Postcards)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MegTgHW6sg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>3283candocoldbrew,cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcroftontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-12-11-24--63262853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhYHLq7V2M

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

A FAINTLY FAMILIAR SONG    -for Sam Armstrong

I can’t let anything remain
faintly familiar

I have to track it down

no help!
don’t tell me!

I’m pretty sure
this 
dogged pursuit
of musical memories

negatively affects
my annual income 
but…

IT’S "IT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY" BY LEO SAYER! ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63262853Wed, 11 Dec 2024 07:13:43 +0000Chris CroftonLeo Sayer - "More Than I Can Say": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhYHLq7V2M Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton A FAINTLY FAMILIAR SONG    -for Sam Armstrong I can’t let anything remain faintly familiar I have to track it...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhYHLq7V2M

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

A FAINTLY FAMILIAR SONG    -for Sam Armstrong

I can’t let anything remain
faintly familiar

I have to track it down

no help!
don’t tell me!

I’m pretty sure
this 
dogged pursuit
of musical memories

negatively affects
my annual income 
but…

IT’S "IT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY" BY LEO SAYER! ]]>460cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,leosayer,theadvicekinganthologytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-12-9-24--63233159https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw_virLYhHs

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

EXPOSURE

I spent
20 years
chasing
exposure

it was so
upsetting
that I had 
to drink myself silly

now I concentrate
on the work

no money in either

but dignity

in one
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63233159Mon, 09 Dec 2024 06:30:07 +0000Chris CroftonGlen Campbell - "Country Boy (You Got Your Feet in LA)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw_virLYhHs Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton EXPOSURE I spent 20 years chasing exposure it was so upsetting that I had  to drink myself...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw_virLYhHs

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

EXPOSURE

I spent
20 years
chasing
exposure

it was so
upsetting
that I had 
to drink myself silly

now I concentrate
on the work

no money in either

but dignity

in one
]]>466cbgml,chriscrofton,glencampbell,gmgml,theadvicekinganthologyfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-12-6-24--63182936https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5A1P6zlmRs

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

HAZELNUTS THAT SHINE LIKE JEWELS

I can picture
them on the
table in the servants'
quarters
in the medieval dusk

dazzling]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63182936Fri, 06 Dec 2024 06:11:15 +0000Chris CroftonGraham Nash - "I Used to Be a King": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5A1P6zlmRs Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton HAZELNUTS THAT SHINE LIKE JEWELS I can picture them on the table in the servants' quarters in the medieval dusk...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5A1P6zlmRs

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

HAZELNUTS THAT SHINE LIKE JEWELS

I can picture
them on the
table in the servants'
quarters
in the medieval dusk

dazzling]]>536cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,grahamnash,kraftwerktruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-12-4-24--63141633https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_JHlxfFDA

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

END OF THIS GODFORSAKEN YEAR 


I talked to 
a tree frog
about this
year and he
said he enjoyed it
immensely]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63141633Wed, 04 Dec 2024 12:30:31 +0000Chris CroftonFather John Misty - "Mahashmashana": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_JHlxfFDA Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton END OF THIS GODFORSAKEN YEAR  I talked to  a tree frog about this year and he said he enjoyed it immenselyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_JHlxfFDA

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

END OF THIS GODFORSAKEN YEAR 


I talked to 
a tree frog
about this
year and he
said he enjoyed it
immensely]]>435cbgml,chetweise,chriscrofton,fatherjohnmisty,gmgml,sampsonstarkweathertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-12-2-24--63101880https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8HlCaahO8M

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63101880Mon, 02 Dec 2024 05:48:42 +0000Chris CroftonCrooked Fingers - "Call to Love": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8HlCaahO8M Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8HlCaahO8M

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>458cbgml,chriscrofton,crookedfingers,dianewakoski,gmgmlfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-175-cold-brew-conversations-with-special-guest-comedian-blake-wexler--63097979
Blake's Comedy Special - "Daddy Long Legs": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEnGRBHbyw4

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63097979Sun, 01 Dec 2024 22:27:19 +0000Chris Crofton*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Blake Wexler!! Blake's Comedy Special - "Daddy Long Legs": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEnGRBHbyw4 Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Can Do Cold...
Blake's Comedy Special - "Daddy Long Legs": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEnGRBHbyw4

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>3826blakewexler,cbgml,chriscrofton,daddylonglegstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-29-24--63060225https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1COS11T8X8

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63060225Fri, 29 Nov 2024 14:24:34 +0000Chris CroftonTeenage Fanclub - "Planets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1COS11T8X8 Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1COS11T8X8

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

]]>616cbgml,chriscrofton,dmanuspinkwater,gmgml,lizardmusic,newcarsmell,teenagefanclubtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-27-24--63029812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NrGCLSlMj0

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

DARK AT 4:30   -for Benjamin Hayes

here we are

shivering on the surface of the earth

already shattered by indignities
like burst water pipes
and Instagram 

and then some fool turns the lights out?

here we are, though 

lighting candles
and writing on walls 

even laughing occasionally ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63029812Wed, 27 Nov 2024 13:06:54 +0000Chris CroftonRide - "Vapour Trail": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NrGCLSlMj0 Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton DARK AT 4:30   -for Benjamin Hayes here we are shivering on the surface of the earth already shattered by indignities like...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NrGCLSlMj0

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

DARK AT 4:30   -for Benjamin Hayes

here we are

shivering on the surface of the earth

already shattered by indignities
like burst water pipes
and Instagram 

and then some fool turns the lights out?

here we are, though 

lighting candles
and writing on walls 

even laughing occasionally ]]>613adviceking,cbgml,chriscrofton,darkatfourthirty,gmgml,thanksgiving,vapourtrailtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-25-24--62994782https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nhcwtS9xUM

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62994782Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:33:52 +0000Chris CroftonBread - "Lost Without Your Love": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nhcwtS9xUM Good Morning Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nhcwtS9xUM

Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>426bread,cbgml,chriscrofton,davidgates,gmgml,popcorntruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-22-24--62964685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVRt3FU6As

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

BISCUIT KING   -for Matt Gifford

he’s got chicken fingers
for fingers 

and wears a steaming
ten pound biscuit 
on his head 

he sneezes gravy 

he
has an angry little dachshund 
made entirely of butter,
but somehow alive 
with a bacon leash 
so…
it’s pretty obvious why there’s no biscuit queen

oh, and it’s also the name of a breakfast restaurant in Kentucky ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62964685Fri, 22 Nov 2024 09:58:58 +0000Chris CroftonBob Dylan - "Where Are You Tonight": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVRt3FU6As Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton BISCUIT KING   -for Matt Gifford he’s got chicken fingers for fingers  and wears a steaming ten pound biscuit  on his head ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVRt3FU6As

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

BISCUIT KING   -for Matt Gifford

he’s got chicken fingers
for fingers 

and wears a steaming
ten pound biscuit 
on his head 

he sneezes gravy 

he
has an angry little dachshund 
made entirely of butter,
but somehow alive 
with a bacon leash 
so…
it’s pretty obvious why there’s no biscuit queen

oh, and it’s also the name of a breakfast restaurant in Kentucky ]]>621biscuitking,bobdylan,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,thanksgivingfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-20-24--62845919https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ygFXUe6k4

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

JONI MITCHELL  -for Simon Workman

I wish
I had a river 
I could skate away on 

me too, Joni

I can feel the ice under my feet 

and see the snowy trees
go by 

and maybe I’ll
end up in a town I love
far away 
and I’ll learn to love myself 
the way

I’ve heard 
people talk about]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62845919Wed, 20 Nov 2024 07:41:09 +0000Chris CroftonJeff Buckley - "Morning Theft": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ygFXUe6k4 Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton JONI MITCHELL  -for Simon Workman I wish I had a river  I could skate away on  me too, Joni I can feel the ice under my feet ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ygFXUe6k4

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

JONI MITCHELL  -for Simon Workman

I wish
I had a river 
I could skate away on 

me too, Joni

I can feel the ice under my feet 

and see the snowy trees
go by 

and maybe I’ll
end up in a town I love
far away 
and I’ll learn to love myself 
the way

I’ve heard 
people talk about]]>480bukowski,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,jeffbuckleyfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-174-first-cup-of-coffee-after-the-election--62809836
Buffalo Tom - "Wiser": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDDNH7GwAWM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62809836Tue, 19 Nov 2024 08:36:01 +0000Chris CroftonThe history of "Best of Bread." ALSO: A Republican trying to do a college radio show. PLUS: The REAL election fraud - getting rich by pocketing campaign cash. Song of the week from Buffalo Tom!! Buffalo Tom - "Wiser":...
Buffalo Tom - "Wiser": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDDNH7GwAWM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>5103buffalotom,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,immigrationtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-18-24--62785359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZUsNJ

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62785359Mon, 18 Nov 2024 09:39:18 +0000Chris CroftonOasis - "Stop Crying Your Heart Out": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZUsNJ Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCroftonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZUsNJ

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>507cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,lizardmusic,oasisfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-15-24--62750705https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1RS_5IAiE

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

ART SUPPLIES   -for Marcus Fessler

art supplies 
new paths forward

new languages,
bridges,

comfort,
shelter, respite, release

art can also
stultify

like
a comedian reinforcing
stereotypes

a band playing
an oligarch’s wedding

or a vase in a bank

make art urgently,
or don’t
make it at all]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62750705Fri, 15 Nov 2024 10:01:46 +0000Chris CroftonOasis: "Little By Little": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1RS_5IAiE Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton ART SUPPLIES   -for Marcus Fessler art supplies  new paths forward new languages, bridges, comfort, shelter, respite, release art...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1RS_5IAiE

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

ART SUPPLIES   -for Marcus Fessler

art supplies 
new paths forward

new languages,
bridges,

comfort,
shelter, respite, release

art can also
stultify

like
a comedian reinforcing
stereotypes

a band playing
an oligarch’s wedding

or a vase in a bank

make art urgently,
or don’t
make it at all]]>430cbgml,chriscrofton,franlebowitz,gmgml,lizardmusic,oasisfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-173-cold-brew-conversations-with-special-guest-writer-comedian-jamie-loftus--62749510
Jamie's "Raw Dog" Book: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/62039305-raw-dog

Jamie's "Sixteenth Minute (of fame)" Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sixteenth-minute-of-fame/id1743960803

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62749510Fri, 15 Nov 2024 08:29:16 +0000Chris Crofton*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Writer/Comedian Jamie Loftus!  Jamie's "Raw Dog" Book: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/62039305-raw-dog Jamie's "Sixteenth Minute (of fame)" Podcast:...
Jamie's "Raw Dog" Book: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/62039305-raw-dog

Jamie's "Sixteenth Minute (of fame)" Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sixteenth-minute-of-fame/id1743960803

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>3623bosswhomisgirl,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewconversations,jamieloftus,oprah,rawdog,sixteenthminute,thetubestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-13-24--62715444https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWr9zYvCkEU

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS  -for Benjamin Hayes

the sound of my heart 
closing 
after too much hope 

too many false starts

missed boats

but then the sound of
the announcement itself
reminds me of 
those years in New York

when I was up for anything,
ready to die for a feeling 

and my heart reopens 

I barely make it through the doors
and I rush up to the street 

It’s 2am 

I can see my breath 

and I’m alive again 
on 14th Street ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62715444Wed, 13 Nov 2024 08:12:16 +0000Chris CroftonHayden - "Nowhere We Cannot Go": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWr9zYvCkEU Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS  -for Benjamin Hayes the sound of my heart  closing  after too much hope  too many false starts...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWr9zYvCkEU

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS  -for Benjamin Hayes

the sound of my heart 
closing 
after too much hope 

too many false starts

missed boats

but then the sound of
the announcement itself
reminds me of 
those years in New York

when I was up for anything,
ready to die for a feeling 

and my heart reopens 

I barely make it through the doors
and I rush up to the street 

It’s 2am 

I can see my breath 

and I’m alive again 
on 14th Street ]]>498cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,hayden,poetryfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-172-elections-and-antidepressants--62689314
The Features - "The Idea of Growing Old": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiH8x4bmusA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62689314Mon, 11 Nov 2024 10:04:49 +0000Chris CroftonChris predicts the election...WRONG. Chris rants incoherently about skateboarding. ALSO: Antidepressants, and the "Mom & Pop" pharmaceutical company. PLUS: A great new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song of the week from The Features!! The Features -...
The Features - "The Idea of Growing Old": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiH8x4bmusA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>4083auvelity,brainchemicals,cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,thefeaturestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-11-24--62688454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZZ2OojSE7A

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

TRUSTEE  -for Carol Cash

my trustees always regarded me with suspicion 

like I was going to get them in trouble for being too lively 

especially as a young child, in restaurants

my female trustee would always look real nervous
and say: 
“Chris, you need to be quiet. You’re bothering the normal people. If you say one more thing, we’re going home.”

I figured I must be an outsider or a misfit 
so I quit trusting
the trustees
and got even louder 
that way when they inevitably said I was too loud
it wouldn’t hurt as much

it worked!

UPDATE:
I had to stop using this system
in 2012 
because I was dying of loneliness ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62688454Mon, 11 Nov 2024 07:55:26 +0000Chris CroftonBuffalo Tom - "Postcard": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZZ2OojSE7A Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton TRUSTEE  -for Carol Cash my trustees always regarded me with suspicion  like I was going to get them in trouble for being too lively ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZZ2OojSE7A

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

TRUSTEE  -for Carol Cash

my trustees always regarded me with suspicion 

like I was going to get them in trouble for being too lively 

especially as a young child, in restaurants

my female trustee would always look real nervous
and say: 
“Chris, you need to be quiet. You’re bothering the normal people. If you say one more thing, we’re going home.”

I figured I must be an outsider or a misfit 
so I quit trusting
the trustees
and got even louder 
that way when they inevitably said I was too loud
it wouldn’t hurt as much

it worked!

UPDATE:
I had to stop using this system
in 2012 
because I was dying of loneliness ]]>531buffalotom,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,goodmorninggotmelike,trusteefalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-8-2024--62662921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEazNNJEcm0

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

DOGS BARKING - for Gabriel Aguirre 

that’s one of 
the big things
I’ll remember
about this planet 

that

and mom

and thunderstorms 

other than that I
can’t think…

oh, kissing 

that’s another big one 
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62662921Fri, 08 Nov 2024 09:11:42 +0000Chris CroftonRichie Havens - "Follow": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEazNNJEcm0 Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton DOGS BARKING - for Gabriel Aguirre  that’s one of  the big things I’ll remember about this planet  that and mom and thunderstorms ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEazNNJEcm0

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

DOGS BARKING - for Gabriel Aguirre 

that’s one of 
the big things
I’ll remember
about this planet 

that

and mom

and thunderstorms 

other than that I
can’t think…

oh, kissing 

that’s another big one 
]]>492falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-6-24--62636186https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FhiM5gXRZM

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton


WE AREN’T THE FIRST

we’re the only ones alive right
now 

the only ones in the whole
history of the world
to be alive right now 

so let’s steel ourselves 
with the muscles of kindness

against the ones
among us who have lost their nerve

and are trying to find some shortcut
to salvation 

salvation is love plus bravery 

again,
salvation is love,
plus bravery 

so let’s hold hands through the fire

and set a goddamn example ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62636186Wed, 06 Nov 2024 09:25:03 +0000Chris CroftonJimmy Cliff - "Many Rivers to Cross": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FhiM5gXRZM Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton WE AREN’T THE FIRST we’re the only ones alive right now  the only ones in the whole history of the world to be alive right...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FhiM5gXRZM

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton


WE AREN’T THE FIRST

we’re the only ones alive right
now 

the only ones in the whole
history of the world
to be alive right now 

so let’s steel ourselves 
with the muscles of kindness

against the ones
among us who have lost their nerve

and are trying to find some shortcut
to salvation 

salvation is love plus bravery 

again,
salvation is love,
plus bravery 

so let’s hold hands through the fire

and set a goddamn example ]]>542cbgml,chriscrofton,dmanuspinkwater,gmgml,hope,jimmycliff,lizardmusictruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-171-we-re-paying-a-huge-price-for-these-cat-videos--62635046

The Sonics - "Shot Down": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWoNqXfRABQ

Bob Dylan and Carlos Santana interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKEHVba_tEg&t=179s

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62635046Wed, 06 Nov 2024 06:57:31 +0000Chris CroftonThe future: Invisible, heat-tolerant bubble-monkeys having a blast writing about the "Instagram Period" of human history. ALSO: Confused 3rd century farmers listening to podcasts and destroying their own wheat stash. PLUS: The only time George W. Bush...

The Sonics - "Shot Down": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWoNqXfRABQ

Bob Dylan and Carlos Santana interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKEHVba_tEg&t=179s

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

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Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>4721cbgml,chriscrofton,gregcrofton,hoistedonyourownpetard,thesonicstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-4-24--62603513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ9QvfnIJUk

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JUDGEMENTAL BARISTA  -for Simon Workman

in light of every microphone
being owned by iHeartRadio -
which is also Ticketmaster
and also Live Nation

and iHeartRadio is just 
Clear Channel, renamed

in light of the diabolical
hedge-funders 
rebranded as TED-talkers,
offering
for-profit amends  

in light of those monetized,
sex offending
Maharishis 

in light of Orwell
rolling in his grave

in light of all that

bow down to
the judgemental barista 

be grateful that
the poor
will still

tell you 
the fucking truth ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62603513Mon, 04 Nov 2024 10:37:48 +0000Chris CroftonKenny Rogers - "Daytime Friends": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ9QvfnIJUk Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton JUDGEMENTAL BARISTA  -for Simon Workman in light of every microphone being owned by iHeartRadio - which is also Ticketmaster and...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ9QvfnIJUk

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JUDGEMENTAL BARISTA  -for Simon Workman

in light of every microphone
being owned by iHeartRadio -
which is also Ticketmaster
and also Live Nation

and iHeartRadio is just 
Clear Channel, renamed

in light of the diabolical
hedge-funders 
rebranded as TED-talkers,
offering
for-profit amends  

in light of those monetized,
sex offending
Maharishis 

in light of Orwell
rolling in his grave

in light of all that

bow down to
the judgemental barista 

be grateful that
the poor
will still

tell you 
the fucking truth ]]>455barista,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,kennyrogerstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-170-cold-brew-conversations-chris-talks-with-a-special-guest-comedian-greg-edwards--62586428
Greg Edwards IG: https://www.instagram.com/gregcomedy?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62586428Fri, 01 Nov 2024 23:32:50 +0000Chris Crofton*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Greg Edwards!  Greg Edwards IG: https://www.instagram.com/gregcomedy?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== Cold Brew...
Greg Edwards IG: https://www.instagram.com/gregcomedy?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

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Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>4403cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewconversations,gregedwardstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-11-1-24--62579607https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87berJKi2ek

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DRY CLEAN - for Athena

I hope no one ever asks me 
to dry clean anything 

because I don’t know the
first thing about it

and that reminds me
that I don’t know the first thing
about a lot of things

it also reminds me
to pick up my dry cleaning ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62579607Fri, 01 Nov 2024 09:07:11 +0000Chris CroftonBrian Protheroe - "Pinball": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87berJKi2ek Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton DRY CLEAN - for Athena I hope no one ever asks me  to dry clean anything  because I don’t know the first thing about it and that...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87berJKi2ek

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DRY CLEAN - for Athena

I hope no one ever asks me 
to dry clean anything 

because I don’t know the
first thing about it

and that reminds me
that I don’t know the first thing
about a lot of things

it also reminds me
to pick up my dry cleaning ]]>447brianprotheroe,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,lizardmusicfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-30-24--62553379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVnH9r7NF28

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

TAPE HISS - for Sam Armstrong 

my youth
tape hiss

which is what
what is which 

a Maxell XLII was my first kiss 

like the tree frogs at night 

like the beat of my heart

like aroaring teenage tide 

I rocked and rolled
all night

yes I did 

tape hiss ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62553379Wed, 30 Oct 2024 08:34:59 +0000Chris CroftonLoudon Wainwright III - "You Can't Fail Me Now": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVnH9r7NF28 Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton TAPE HISS - for Sam Armstrong  my youth tape hiss which is what what is which  a Maxell XLII was my first kiss ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVnH9r7NF28

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TAPE HISS - for Sam Armstrong 

my youth
tape hiss

which is what
what is which 

a Maxell XLII was my first kiss 

like the tree frogs at night 

like the beat of my heart

like aroaring teenage tide 

I rocked and rolled
all night

yes I did 

tape hiss ]]>497cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,loudonwainwrightiii,tapehissfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-28-24--62526092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSQkkiD-x8k

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PROJECT 2050 - for Seth Desrochers

In 2050 the babies born now 
will be 26 years old
the project is to leave them
a world to inhabit 

the project is not going well

we refuse to age gracefully 
all because of some poem
by Dylan Thomas 

stop raging at
the dying light 
you 90 yr old
light-hogger

it’s not a light anyway 

it’s Fox News]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62526092Mon, 28 Oct 2024 07:05:22 +0000Chris CroftonBilly Joel - "I've Loved These Days": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSQkkiD-x8k Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton PROJECT 2050 - for Seth Desrochers In 2050 the babies born now  will be 26 years old the project is to leave them a world to...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSQkkiD-x8k

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PROJECT 2050 - for Seth Desrochers

In 2050 the babies born now 
will be 26 years old
the project is to leave them
a world to inhabit 

the project is not going well

we refuse to age gracefully 
all because of some poem
by Dylan Thomas 

stop raging at
the dying light 
you 90 yr old
light-hogger

it’s not a light anyway 

it’s Fox News]]>479billyjoel,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgmltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-169-humphrey-go-kart--62518015
Husker Du - "It's Not Funny Anymore": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpLj-pO0rqo

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62518015Sun, 27 Oct 2024 08:36:39 +0000Chris CroftonMom is reading the intro to Chris's audio book. The musical crimes of Greta Van fleet. ALSO: Greta van Fleet fans are boomers. America refuses to grow up, and that’s its biggest problem. PLUS: The worst things in the world are the result of...
Husker Du - "It's Not Funny Anymore": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpLj-pO0rqo

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>5012cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,huskerdu,jfk,officertippittruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-25-24--62498137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUM5SON8shg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

“Locals still calling things what they used to be called
 long after they have been renamed or replaced”     -for Ted Frushour

I’m looking forward to the days following
the great correction 

when the survivors emerge
from the caves 

blinking in the morning dew

and start a small dry cleaning business 

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62498137Fri, 25 Oct 2024 07:13:44 +0000Chris CroftonThe Monroes: "What Do All the People Know": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUM5SON8shg Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton “Locals still calling things what they used to be called  long after they have been renamed or replaced”   ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUM5SON8shg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

“Locals still calling things what they used to be called
 long after they have been renamed or replaced”     -for Ted Frushour

I’m looking forward to the days following
the great correction 

when the survivors emerge
from the caves 

blinking in the morning dew

and start a small dry cleaning business 

]]>406cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,themonroestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-23-24--62470762https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROiU9kOHeE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

SHAG CARPET - for Simon Workman

I can picture little people as small as an ants
walking the little trails in the shadow of the stalks of shag
(in my mind the carpet is dark green)
it’s sometime in the 1970s
but the wee folk who live in the shag
don’t know that 

they just think the giant mailman
whose carpet it is
has a tornado siren for an alarm clock 

and hope he drops a slice of American cheese every once in a while
so they don’t starve 
(he does)

and every time he spills his coffee
there’s a huge flood
and even though their huts are washed away,
incongruously,
the little people dance 

they chalk it up to resilience 

but it’s the caffeine ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62470762Wed, 23 Oct 2024 06:02:05 +0000Chris CroftonCrowded House - "Fall at Your Feet": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROiU9kOHeE Cold Brew Patreon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROiU9kOHeE SHAG CARPET - for Simon Workman I can picture little people as small as an ants walking the...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROiU9kOHeE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

SHAG CARPET - for Simon Workman

I can picture little people as small as an ants
walking the little trails in the shadow of the stalks of shag
(in my mind the carpet is dark green)
it’s sometime in the 1970s
but the wee folk who live in the shag
don’t know that 

they just think the giant mailman
whose carpet it is
has a tornado siren for an alarm clock 

and hope he drops a slice of American cheese every once in a while
so they don’t starve 
(he does)

and every time he spills his coffee
there’s a huge flood
and even though their huts are washed away,
incongruously,
the little people dance 

they chalk it up to resilience 

but it’s the caffeine ]]>448cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,crowdedhouse,gmgml,morning,shagcarpettruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-21-24--62434631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPdS4StZq8

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

BUYING A TINY HOUSE ON AMAZON - for Marci Kelley

I am going to pretend that
you mean 

that you want to buy a tiny house on
the Amazon River

because there are some topics too
dark to discuss - even for poets 

soooo
the poem is:

don’t make it too tiny
because a hippopotamus
will knock it over ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62434631Mon, 21 Oct 2024 07:32:31 +0000Chris CroftonFlyte - "White Roses": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPdS4StZq8 Cold Brew Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton BUYING A TINY HOUSE ON AMAZON - for Marci Kelley I am going to pretend that you mean  that you want to buy a tiny house on the...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPdS4StZq8

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

BUYING A TINY HOUSE ON AMAZON - for Marci Kelley

I am going to pretend that
you mean 

that you want to buy a tiny house on
the Amazon River

because there are some topics too
dark to discuss - even for poets 

soooo
the poem is:

don’t make it too tiny
because a hippopotamus
will knock it over ]]>512cbgml,chriscrofton,flyte,gmgml,goodmorninggotmeliketruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-168-cold-brew-conversations-chris-talks-with-a-special-guest-comedian-allen-strickland-williams--62434018
Allen Strickland Williams IG: https://www.instagram.com/allenstricklandwilliams?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62434018Mon, 21 Oct 2024 06:07:32 +0000Chris Crofton*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Allen Strickland Williams!  Allen Strickland Williams IG:https://www.instagram.com/allenstricklandwilliams?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== Cold...
Allen Strickland Williams IG: https://www.instagram.com/allenstricklandwilliams?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>4321allenstricklandwilliams,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewconversationstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-18-24--62407183https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Vs3Q1ddno&list=RDx6Vs3Q1ddno&start_radio=1

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

MINERS GOTTA MINE - for Stephanie Dooley

my wife said
that I said this in my sleep 
and I didn’t believe her

it made me so mad because
I figured she thought I was
stupid after that 
which I secretly feared (that I was stupid)

so I started drinking heavily 
and obsessing over that stupid phrase

many years later 
after we split
after I got sober 
after I found Jesus 
I started a bike rental business in the Mojave desert
that was guaranteed to fail

and I got a big tattoo 
on my bicep 
MINERS GOTTA MINE]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62407183Fri, 18 Oct 2024 06:31:48 +0000Chris CroftonTristen - "Complex": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Vs3Q1ddno&list=RDx6Vs3Q1ddno&start_radio=1 Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton MINERS GOTTA MINE - for Stephanie Dooley my wife said that I said this in my sleep  and I didn’t...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Vs3Q1ddno&list=RDx6Vs3Q1ddno&start_radio=1

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

MINERS GOTTA MINE - for Stephanie Dooley

my wife said
that I said this in my sleep 
and I didn’t believe her

it made me so mad because
I figured she thought I was
stupid after that 
which I secretly feared (that I was stupid)

so I started drinking heavily 
and obsessing over that stupid phrase

many years later 
after we split
after I got sober 
after I found Jesus 
I started a bike rental business in the Mojave desert
that was guaranteed to fail

and I got a big tattoo 
on my bicep 
MINERS GOTTA MINE]]>555chriscrofton,complex,gmgml,miners,poetry,tattoos,tristentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-167-the-dinner-defense-the-oligarchs-final-gambit--62406129
Whores - "Hieronymus Bosch Was Right": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIajY9cADH4

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62406129Fri, 18 Oct 2024 03:33:58 +0000Chris CroftonPaying $4 for three cents worth of glop. ALSO: An idea for a 40 second podcast about the Loch ness Monster - multiple episodes daily. PLUS: Greg's done with oat milk, a new Can Do Cold Brew ad and a song of the week from Whores!!! Whores -...
Whores - "Hieronymus Bosch Was Right": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIajY9cADH4

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>5606cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,dinner,glop,gregcrofton,hieronymusbosch,mrcolombe,nike,whorestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-16-24--62381914 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eN4UYjU0cg

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

THE LOCAL LIBRARY - for Marcus Fessler

put on sensible shoes 
and stroll through the racks 

breathe in the scents:

the banana of poetry 

the mildew of politics

the incense of myth 

and a pressed flower
in a book
that hasn’t  been opened
since that summer day in 1887

when Kathleen McGregor was so happy 

that’s right, you heard me right 

the banana of poetry ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62381914Wed, 16 Oct 2024 06:32:01 +0000Chris CroftonDehd - "Hard to Love":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eN4UYjU0cg Patreon: https://Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton THE LOCAL LIBRARY - for Marcus Fessler put on sensible shoes  and stroll through the racks  breathe in the scents: the banana of poetry ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eN4UYjU0cg

Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

THE LOCAL LIBRARY - for Marcus Fessler

put on sensible shoes 
and stroll through the racks 

breathe in the scents:

the banana of poetry 

the mildew of politics

the incense of myth 

and a pressed flower
in a book
that hasn’t  been opened
since that summer day in 1887

when Kathleen McGregor was so happy 

that’s right, you heard me right 

the banana of poetry ]]>527cbgml,chriscrofton,dehd,gmgml,paulwilliams,phantomoftheparadisetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-14-24--62355641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylE

"Devil at Your Heels" - Ken Carter doc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjuyBboubDc&t=2436s

CRANES AND THEIR OPERATORS - for Sam Armstrong

this job is underestimated

crane operators have more power than
the Pope

the Pope can’t operate a crane

and neither can the money men
at BlackRock

so stop giving all your money to the Democratic Party
take that money and get all the crane operators
on the people’s payroll 

see if those fuckers
can build a penthouse without a crane 

we only build affordable housing now
us, and our league of benevolent crane operators ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62355641Mon, 14 Oct 2024 07:11:54 +0000Chris CroftonBee Gees - "Mr.Natural": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylE "Devil at Your Heels" - Ken Carter doc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjuyBboubDc&t=2436s CRANES AND THEIR OPERATORS - for Sam Armstrong this job is underestimated crane...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylE

"Devil at Your Heels" - Ken Carter doc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjuyBboubDc&t=2436s

CRANES AND THEIR OPERATORS - for Sam Armstrong

this job is underestimated

crane operators have more power than
the Pope

the Pope can’t operate a crane

and neither can the money men
at BlackRock

so stop giving all your money to the Democratic Party
take that money and get all the crane operators
on the people’s payroll 

see if those fuckers
can build a penthouse without a crane 

we only build affordable housing now
us, and our league of benevolent crane operators ]]>537beegees,cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,kencarter,poetrytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-11-24--62328930https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMyzyPmVSdw

CLOCKING IN/CLOCKING OUT - for Gabriel Aguirre

I have one of those time clocks
at home 

and I clock in when I’m writing a poem
and clock out when I’m not 

no money in it 

no boss 

I just like making a fool out of that machine]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62328930Fri, 11 Oct 2024 07:36:15 +0000Chris CroftonJohn Denver - "Looking For Space": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMyzyPmVSdw CLOCKING IN/CLOCKING OUT - for Gabriel Aguirre I have one of those time clocks at home  and I clock in when I’m writing a poem and clock out when I’m not  no money in...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMyzyPmVSdw

CLOCKING IN/CLOCKING OUT - for Gabriel Aguirre

I have one of those time clocks
at home 

and I clock in when I’m writing a poem
and clock out when I’m not 

no money in it 

no boss 

I just like making a fool out of that machine]]>351cbgml,chriscrofton,cornhole,gmgml,johndenvertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-9-24--62295086https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwl0-Ad0V4k

NEEDING TIME TO GRIEVE IN THE REDWOODS - for Carol Cash

Redwoods avoid cliches

that’s what I like about them best

words 
are meant to label things
and send them along 

in times of grief 
language can feel like an affront 

Redwoods hold out their arms 

that’s all ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62295086Wed, 09 Oct 2024 06:46:28 +0000Chris CroftonSebadoh - "Tree": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwl0-Ad0V4k NEEDING TIME TO GRIEVE IN THE REDWOODS - for Carol Cash Redwoods avoid cliches that’s what I like about them best words  are meant to label things and send them along  in times of...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwl0-Ad0V4k

NEEDING TIME TO GRIEVE IN THE REDWOODS - for Carol Cash

Redwoods avoid cliches

that’s what I like about them best

words 
are meant to label things
and send them along 

in times of grief 
language can feel like an affront 

Redwoods hold out their arms 

that’s all ]]>392cbgml,chriscrofton,gmgml,redwoods,sebadohtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-166-cold-brew-conversations-chris-talks-with-a-special-guest-comedian-kristen-toomey--62281122
Kristen Toomey IG: https://www.instagram.com/kristentoomey?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62281122Tue, 08 Oct 2024 08:21:53 +0000Chris Crofton*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Kristen Toomey!  Kristen Toomey IG: https://www.instagram.com/kristentoomey?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== Can Do Cold Brew: https://CanDoColdBrew.com
Kristen Toomey IG: https://www.instagram.com/kristentoomey?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>4097cbgml,chicago,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrewconversations,gregcrofton,kristentoomey,thegoldengatebridgetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-8-24--62280064https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W1bBrClD0k

NORMIES LOVE EDM - for Zach Prosser

Normies love EDM
it said on the wall 
in black spray paint
I took out my can of red spray paint with the intention of adding 
“Because lyrics provoke thought. And thought slows the transfer of capital” 

but before I could, I was tased by a drone 

and the beat goes on]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62280064Tue, 08 Oct 2024 05:38:45 +0000Chris CroftonFolk Implosion - "One Part Lullaby": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W1bBrClD0k NORMIES LOVE EDM - for Zach Prosser Normies love EDM it said on the wall  in black spray paint I took out my can of red spray paint with the intention of adding ...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W1bBrClD0k

NORMIES LOVE EDM - for Zach Prosser

Normies love EDM
it said on the wall 
in black spray paint
I took out my can of red spray paint with the intention of adding 
“Because lyrics provoke thought. And thought slows the transfer of capital” 

but before I could, I was tased by a drone 

and the beat goes on]]>448cgbml,chriscrofton,edm,folkimplosion,gmgml,poetrywindowtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/poetry-window-10-5-24--62247514
"Beautiful Beat" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNJItWQ6fQ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62247514Sat, 05 Oct 2024 07:23:16 +0000Chris CroftonThe poem "Delivering Uber Eats in the Middle of a Deadly Hurricane," and the song "Beautiful Beat" by Nada Surf!!!! "Beautiful Beat" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNJItWQ6fQ
"Beautiful Beat" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNJItWQ6fQ]]>570chriscrofton,nadasurf,poetrywindow,slimwhitmantruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-morning-got-me-like-10-4-24--62227291
"It's a Gas" -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMkyimsgUWI

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62227291Fri, 04 Oct 2024 07:32:31 +0000Chris CroftonThe poem "Writer's Block," and The Wedding Present's "It's a Gas"!!!!! Good morning! "It's a Gas" -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMkyimsgUWI
"It's a Gas" -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMkyimsgUWI

]]>372truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-165-when-live-nation-captures-all-the-venues-your-city-is-finished--62206481e. ALSO: Friendly Music Community in Berwyn, IL. You go 20 minutes outside of Nashville, you're in a field surrounded by Republicans. PLUS: Kris Kristofferson, The Exit/In and a song of the week from Wax Fang!!

Wax Fang - "World War II (Part 2)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51wZem-UwPI 

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62206481Thu, 03 Oct 2024 08:24:50 +0000Chris CroftonChris went to Chicago, cussed, and had a gigantic cup of coffee. ALSO: Friendly Music Community in Berwyn, IL. You go 20 minutes outside of Nashville, you're in a field surrounded by Republicans. PLUS: Kris Kristofferson, The Exit/In and a song of the...e. ALSO: Friendly Music Community in Berwyn, IL. You go 20 minutes outside of Nashville, you're in a field surrounded by Republicans. PLUS: Kris Kristofferson, The Exit/In and a song of the week from Wax Fang!!

Wax Fang - "World War II (Part 2)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51wZem-UwPI 

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4781airbnb,barges,cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,gregcrofton,junkyard,livenation,nashville,waxfangtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-164-the-great-american-pastime-of-demonizing-public-housing--62087624
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Nada Surf - "In Front of Me Now": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5aToiQ3co4]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62087624Tue, 24 Sep 2024 06:49:58 +0000Chris CroftonAn EPIC episode of heroic proportions. The "Freebird" of the #CBGML oeuvre. To quote Greg, "The international desk has left the room." ALSO: Rich guys talking about "guardrails," toxic manbaby Stockton Rush and an uplifting song of the week from Nada...
Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Nada Surf - "In Front of Me Now": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5aToiQ3co4]]>6705cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,gregcrofton,guardrails,nadasurf,theinternationaldesktruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-163-kicking-the-refrigerator-to-get-more-cheese-out-of-it--61897989
Slaughter - "Fly To The Angels": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukmobha2krY

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61897989Tue, 17 Sep 2024 06:33:43 +0000Chris CroftonA WeWork with the “W” hanging off, and tubes full of stale gummy bears. Anyone wearing a walking “boot” cast is an alcoholic. ALSO: "You can pry my popcorn-lung from my cold dead hands!" Dave Grohl chewing gum on the jumbotron. PLUS: Greg says “Love...
Slaughter - "Fly To The Angels": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukmobha2krY

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>4968candocoldbrew,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,davegrohl,gregcrofton,mrburns,perryfarrell,slaughtertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-162-leonardo-da-vinci-hipster--61334629
Bell + Arc - "She Belongs to Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE23DzDXjgs&list=PLajNvrnppGnhSzF2LMI3TX3Xeowe_Gr-_&index=5

The Carpenters - "Sing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=559NU4zrh3Q

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61334629Wed, 11 Sep 2024 08:45:50 +0000Chris Crofton"Something happened where everyone started prizing being orange" -Chris. The orange lady from "Chimp Love." ALSO: Where did Leonardo da Vinci get gas money? Greg doesn't like small paintings. PLUS: The new Advice King and a song of the week from Bell...
Bell + Arc - "She Belongs to Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE23DzDXjgs&list=PLajNvrnppGnhSzF2LMI3TX3Xeowe_Gr-_&index=5

The Carpenters - "Sing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=559NU4zrh3Q

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>5072cbgml,chimplove,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,leonardodavinci,monalisa,thecarpenterstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-161-introspective-monkeys-get-the-least-bananas--61272129. ALSO: Blood Machine Lady and The Celtic Trump. PLUS: Killer-robot playlists, "Chimp Love" as a metaphor and a song of the week from Nick Lowe!!!

Nick Lowe - "Skin Deep": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiYkjAiLai0

"The Complete History of the Celts" (documentary): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0TFDZufSw

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

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Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61272129Thu, 05 Sep 2024 11:52:42 +0000Chris CroftonTalking to entrepreneurs about global warming. Youtube is my daddy. Hot insights. John Wilkes Booth killed Laci Peterson. ALSO: Blood Machine Lady and The Celtic Trump. PLUS: Killer-robot playlists, "Chimp Love" as a metaphor and a song of the week.... ALSO: Blood Machine Lady and The Celtic Trump. PLUS: Killer-robot playlists, "Chimp Love" as a metaphor and a song of the week from Nick Lowe!!!

Nick Lowe - "Skin Deep": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiYkjAiLai0

"The Complete History of the Celts" (documentary): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m0TFDZufSw

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com
]]>5623bloodmachinelady,cbgml,chimplove,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,nicklowetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-160-there-s-no-such-thing-as-netflix-after-the-power-grid-goes-down--61206931
Oasis - "Shock of the Lightning" (live, 2008): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5AN1B6FzwU

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*The Devil at Your Heels*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjuyBboubDc&t=2248s

*Ken Carter - Stuntman to the End*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyH5rfYL3xM&t=74s]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61206931Fri, 30 Aug 2024 07:21:31 +0000Chris CroftonLos Angeles vs Nashville. Bears slapping venture capitalists. Bears have “paw apps.” ALSO: Greg calls 'Harold and Maude' the first "hot topic" movie. PLUS: Go watch "The Devil at Your Heels," you lazy bums! A song of the week from Oasis!! Oasis -...
Oasis - "Shock of the Lightning" (live, 2008): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5AN1B6FzwU

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*The Devil at Your Heels*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjuyBboubDc&t=2248s

*Ken Carter - Stuntman to the End*: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyH5rfYL3xM&t=74s]]>5102brewstermccloud,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,kencarter,losangeles,nashville,oasis,thedevilatyourheels,zoningtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-159-elon-musk-s-helter-skelter--61100139
Fugazi -"Cassavetes": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6J-44mk9o

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61100139Wed, 21 Aug 2024 07:15:02 +0000Chris CroftonWhy does the doctor weigh you with your shoes on? ALSO: Joe Rogan, an unfunny policeman who mansplains typing. PLUS: Krishna Venta's "Fountain of the World" cult. Charles Manson's disaster capitalism, and a song of the week from Fugazi (Cassavetes, in...
Fugazi -"Cassavetes": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6J-44mk9o

Cold Brew Partreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>5061cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,elonmusk,fugazi,gregcrofton,helterskelter,joerogan,krishnaventatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-158-a-chip-in-your-head-that-pays-for-smoothies--61023209
Purple Mountains - "Drinking Margaritas at the Mall": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecV_zZ1ruh0

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61023209Wed, 14 Aug 2024 09:58:51 +0000Chris CroftonTapping cards, dripping fish and a our lack of gratitude. ALSO: Joy buzzers, and the banality of wealth. PLUS: Getting laid by guessing how the pyramids were built, and a song of the week from David Berman/Purple Mountains. Purple Mountains -...
Purple Mountains - "Drinking Margaritas at the Mall": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecV_zZ1ruh0

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4455americancirclecorp,cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,gratitude,gregcrofton,joybuzzers,paypal,pyramidstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-157-the-morbid-dreams-of-big-tech--60945001
Bruce Springsteen - "State Trooper": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvXfLlcHwc&list=PLNPGM2D7aODfCeI3WtIzM9u01DN0y-RzM&index=6

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60945001Wed, 07 Aug 2024 08:57:27 +0000Chris CroftonBird scooters on the bottom of the river: magnet fishing's meager rewards. ALSO: The new Advice King column, and a stunning article by Ognian Kassabov. PLUS: No one will ever re-animate Elon Musk, and a song of the week from Bruce Springsteen!! Bruce...
Bruce Springsteen - "State Trooper": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvXfLlcHwc&list=PLNPGM2D7aODfCeI3WtIzM9u01DN0y-RzM&index=6

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>5156cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,fintech,gregcrofton,hyperdrive,magnetfishing,nashville,skyrockingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-156-how-high-parking-rates-kill-art--60881803
Lou Barlow - "None of Your Goddam Bizness": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjizfB3np24

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60881803Thu, 01 Aug 2024 07:33:11 +0000Chris CroftonHigh parking rates kill art. ALSO: "Market forces" have been replaced by executive whims. PLUS: Venture capitalists can't appreciate music, William Friedkin and a song from Lou Barlow!!! Lou Barlow - "None of Your Goddam Bizness":...
Lou Barlow - "None of Your Goddam Bizness": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjizfB3np24

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5171art,basic,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,parking,peterthiel,venturecapitaltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-155-saving-america-from-pod-save-america--60704912
Wipers - "Mystery": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_c8a6aySgE

Marianne and Leonard: Words of Love (documentary): https://www.lecinemaclub.com/now-showing/marianne-leonard-words-of-love/

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Greg's "Channel Nonfiction": Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60704912Tue, 16 Jul 2024 10:13:48 +0000Chris CroftonBBILF (Bog Bodies I'd Like to F*ck) ALSO: David Axelrod VS democracy. Greg says "make love." PLUS: Leonard Cohen and the seedy '60s, and a song of the week from Wipers!!! Wipers - "Mystery": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_c8a6aySgE Marianne and...
Wipers - "Mystery": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_c8a6aySgE

Marianne and Leonard: Words of Love (documentary): https://www.lecinemaclub.com/now-showing/marianne-leonard-words-of-love/

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Greg's "Channel Nonfiction": Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

]]>4839axelrod,bogbodies,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,hydra,leonardcohen,nickbroomfield,peat,wiperstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-154-tons-of-information-no-power--60649996
Folk Implosion - "Crepuscular": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ENtL0Dd00

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60649996Wed, 10 Jul 2024 09:22:39 +0000Chris CroftonRFK Jr and his damn birds. Chris says he's "the political Beavis." Tons of information and no power. ALSO: Leonard Leo, the Patriot Front and Grover Nordquist. Brooks Brothers is Frederick's of Hollywood for flirty fascists. PLUS: Hunter-gatherers on...
Folk Implosion - "Crepuscular": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ENtL0Dd00

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5634arabica,beavis,birds,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,leonardleo,nashville,rfkjrtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-153-the-supreme-lol-court--60598051
REM - "Supernatural Superserious": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9lWmq6PgMA

City Cast Podcast featuring Chris: https://nashville.citycast.fm/podcasts/new-laws-taking-effect-monday-and-why-you-should-run-for-office

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60598051Thu, 04 Jul 2024 09:59:42 +0000Chris CroftonAlternate titles: "Forgetting Love Canal" or "Capitalism is the Opposite of Enlightment." ALSO: Hot Plate: the scratch-off - If you get a pork chop, you get a ticket to the fair. PLUS: Greg's biologist friend, Chris ruminates on the human condition...
REM - "Supernatural Superserious": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9lWmq6PgMA

City Cast Podcast featuring Chris: https://nashville.citycast.fm/podcasts/new-laws-taking-effect-monday-and-why-you-should-run-for-office

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Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4772cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,enlightenment,gregcrofton,lovecanal,rem,thesupremecourttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-152-do-you-speak-gibb--60503626
Robin Gibb - "Please": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krTDTocxyt0

Robin Gibb - "Sing Slowly Sisters" (full album): https://youtu.be/QNMPcN6_oy0?si=emP92L8psLtPYPjw

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60503626Tue, 25 Jun 2024 14:37:53 +0000Chris Crofton"Well, we've gotten to the bottom of nothing, now." - Chris ALSO: Robin Gibb gets TOO sexy. Small people with giant heads. The Bikeriders. PLUS: The Maharishi was the Joel Osteen of 1965. Robin Gibb - "Please":...
Robin Gibb - "Please": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krTDTocxyt0

Robin Gibb - "Sing Slowly Sisters" (full album): https://youtu.be/QNMPcN6_oy0?si=emP92L8psLtPYPjw

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Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>3726cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,robingibb,thebikeriderstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-151-charcuterie-is-a-psy-op--60421519
Danko Jones - "Cadillac": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw3Ta2UXSLk

SMALL - "No One Annoys Me (Like You)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wrb_noeisY

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Citycast Podcast about The Advice King: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5I098dYIjoJWXCB84mwDzI?si=b28f318a142e4e9d

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60421519Tue, 18 Jun 2024 09:57:53 +0000Chris CroftonLow-budget charcuterie. Shoddy kayaks, pants - and dogs! Was the Constitution triple-spaced? ALSO: The New Advice KIng column: "Should Progressives Vote, or Let It all 'Burn'?" PLUS: The Can Do Cold Brew Dome, and songs of the week from Danko Jones...
Danko Jones - "Cadillac": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw3Ta2UXSLk

SMALL - "No One Annoys Me (Like You)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wrb_noeisY

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Citycast Podcast about The Advice King: https://open.spotify.com/episode/5I098dYIjoJWXCB84mwDzI?si=b28f318a142e4e9d

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>4700adviceking,atlanta,cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,dankojones,gregcrofton,nashvillescene,smalltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-150-charles-manson-singing-since-u-been-gone--60358428
The Jesus Lizard - "Hide and Seek": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zx-vUlFXEk

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Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60358428Wed, 12 Jun 2024 07:02:20 +0000Chris Crofton150 Episodes!!!! Past #CBGML publicity stunts that have gotten us in trouble, i.e. filling ponds with cold brew, spraying pond water onto the mayor's furniture store. ALSO: Greg's AI movie script! Charles Manson covering Kelly Clarkson! PLUS: Meeting...
The Jesus Lizard - "Hide and Seek": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zx-vUlFXEk

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Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>5637addingmachine,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,ecosystem,furniturestore,gregcrofton,pond,thejesuslizard,toadtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-149-a-crofton-s-history-of-the-united-states--60270482
Bee Gees - "Mr. Natural": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylE

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Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60270482Tue, 04 Jun 2024 05:11:07 +0000Chris CroftonChris doesn't know how America's two-party system came to be. Greg gently offers a correction. ALSO: TV on the gas pump. Chris says: "I don't want to put everyone down in the world first thing in the morning." PLUS: Using AI to make, ahem, great...
Bee Gees - "Mr. Natural": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylE

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Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5433beegees,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,mrnaturaltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-148-eddie-vedder-dissident--60218401
Helmet - "FBLA": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6p85hfISkw

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60218401Thu, 30 May 2024 09:23:55 +0000Chris CroftonNeil Hamburger, fake eyeballs and Joe Rogan. ALSO: Bill Burr vs Bill Maher. Eddie Vedder screen printing on a private jet. PLUS: Stone Gossard's groundbreaking athleisure, and a song of the week from Helmet! Helmet - "FBLA":...
Helmet - "FBLA": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6p85hfISkw

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Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5533billmaher,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,dissident,eddievedder,gregcrofton,helmettruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-147-it-s-time-for-us-to-confront-powerlifters--60144936
Elvis Presley - "Patch it Up" (single version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88gKirpHFcc

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Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60144936Thu, 23 May 2024 06:09:59 +0000Chris CroftonChris is back from the Neil Hamburger tour!! Chris is happy! Greg is happy! Gregg Turkington hung out with Anton LaVey. That's right, you read it right. ALSO: Paddy Chayefsky, soothsayer. Chris sold 12 books in Sioux Falls. PLUS: Greg yelled at a...
Elvis Presley - "Patch it Up" (single version): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88gKirpHFcc

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Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4431antonlavey,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,elvis,gregcrofton,greggturkington,neilhamburger,nickelcandy,philochs,powerliftingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-146-shorty-shea-s-monogrammed-luggage--60019830
The Breeders - "Hellbound": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vByo-9H5xBs

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60019830Tue, 14 May 2024 07:47:37 +0000Chris CroftonGreg says the show is "a finely packed and stacked operation." Chris talks about his inner life, AGAIN. Neil Young, meglomaniac. ALSO: Open mics at barber shops. Wes Anderson always wears a bellhop outfit when he writes. Ethan Hawke and Bono...
The Breeders - "Hellbound": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vByo-9H5xBs

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>6714cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,darylhannah,ethanhawke,gregcrofton,neilyoung,shortyshea,stevealbini,thesphere,vaudevilletruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-145-cold-brew-makes-your-pancreas-sparkle--59726426
Richard Harris - "A Tramp Shining": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYvWRhH0rsM

Jimmy Webb's glider vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjWY2EYQSd8&t=921s

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59726426Tue, 30 Apr 2024 10:08:10 +0000Chris CroftonYoutube prarie dogs, feeling self conscious around Persian cats. Obama's Pearl Jam birthday. ALSO: Greg calls Chris "Chris Kaczynski." The sportification of America. PLUS: All of our listeners work at tire shops. Can Do Cold Brew. Song of the week...
Richard Harris - "A Tramp Shining": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYvWRhH0rsM

Jimmy Webb's glider vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjWY2EYQSd8&t=921s

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4884cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,jimmywebb,pancreas,westernminedetectivetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-144-every-skull-in-the-catacombs-wishes-it-was-at-a-football-game--59613015
Pearl Jam - "Dark Matter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fx8LprPMIU

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59613015Tue, 23 Apr 2024 10:44:33 +0000Chris Crofton"Nut Pods." Coachella is a PSYOP. Camels standing up to their *waists* in water. ALSO: Rigged scales at Walmart. Greg says bananas are ripening extra fast. PLUS: Dark tales from Bonnaroo 2013, and Pearl Jam's, um, not-so-good new record (except for...
Pearl Jam - "Dark Matter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fx8LprPMIU

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4851candocoldbrew,cbgml,chriscrofton,coachella,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,pearljam,psyop,swedentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-143-chris-health-update-good-news--59482892https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59482892Tue, 16 Apr 2024 06:08:50 +0000Chris CroftonGood news!! XO1503cbgmltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-142-more-amy-goodman-less-anderson-cooper--59360347
Fugazi - "Greed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiwXrnkgpEM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59360347Tue, 09 Apr 2024 05:28:29 +0000Chris CroftonThe nightmare in Gaza. ALSO: Powerlessness, foodies and trying to get famous. Principles before personalities. PLUS: Sidney Lumet's "Network," William Friedkin's "Sorcerer," and "Handgun," the movie. Fugazi - "Greed":...
Fugazi - "Greed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiwXrnkgpEM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5799cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,fugazi,gaza,gregcrofton,handgun,network,sorcerer,williamfriedkintruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-141-the-inner-lives-of-circus-strongmen--59258605
Ride - "Portland Rocks": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QglDc7tJsCE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59258605Tue, 02 Apr 2024 09:07:15 +0000Chris CroftonElvis, The Memphis Mafia and Colonel Tom Parker. Tom Parker's ridiculous gambling style: "He didn't understand the basics, but it was his favorite thing to do." ALSO: Mashed potatoes, gravy, sauerkraut, crisp bacon and sliced tomatoes. PLUS: "The...
Ride - "Portland Rocks": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QglDc7tJsCE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
]]>4476cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,colonelparker,elvis,fish,gregcrofton,mashedpotatoes,ride,spinningtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-140-stockton-rush-s-submersible-honky-tonk--59178245
Lovin' Spoonful - "Darlin' Companion": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcd6_cnMAkE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (Greg's Website): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59178245Tue, 26 Mar 2024 09:56:03 +0000Chris CroftonStockton Rush's submersible honky-tonk. Confusing Stockton Rush with Stockard Channing. ALSO: Weaponized wigs, public housing and Trisha Yearwood. PLUS: The Humanzee! A song of the week from The Lovin' Spoonful! Can Do Cold Brew!! Lovin' Spoonful -...
Lovin' Spoonful - "Darlin' Companion": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcd6_cnMAkE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (Greg's Website): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4160athleticshorts,cbgml,chriscrofton,cigars,coldbrew,gregcrofton,humanzee,lovinspoonful,oliver,publichousingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-139-tennessee-death-trip--59097874
Jimmy Webb - "PF Sloan": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uEWbc2wPdY

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (Greg's website): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59097874Tue, 19 Mar 2024 07:10:27 +0000Chris CroftonOur mom got severely bitten by her own cat, soooo...US health care - portals, paying medical bills with JP Morgan gift cards. ALSO: Marketing myths about whiskey lead to tourists drowning in the Cumberland. Every bar should have their own ambulance....
Jimmy Webb - "PF Sloan": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uEWbc2wPdY

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (Greg's website): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

]]>4983cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,cumberlandriver,garthbrooks,gregcrofton,jpmorgan,mikepence,plasticsurgeons,tinkers,whiskeytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-138-nashville-3-0-and-the-liberal-divide--58854834
The Rolling Stones - "No Expectations": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URyqGD99Owg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Greg's website: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58854834Tue, 27 Feb 2024 18:59:11 +0000Chris CroftonNashville's trajectory may be unstoppable, but it doesn't mean you gotta be happy about it. "Liberals" are dividing along property lines. ALSO: Brian Jones's acid-casualty beagle. PLUS: a fresh Brian-Jones-themed Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song of the...
The Rolling Stones - "No Expectations": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URyqGD99Owg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Greg's website: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>6535beagles,brianjones,cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,liberals,nashvilletruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-137-are-horses-conservative--58747185
Flat Duo Jets - "Crazy Hazy Kisses": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPhhwUGO8PA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction - Doc Noss/Victorio Peak: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/doc-noss-finds-gold-at-victorio-peak/

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58747185Tue, 20 Feb 2024 04:59:18 +0000Chris CroftonJames Hetfield's propane habit. Chris says liberals who buy political biographies have ruined thrift stores. ALSO: Conservatives are excited about AI because they are incapable of writing good scripts. Vince Neil's horses. The new Can Do Cold Brew...
Flat Duo Jets - "Crazy Hazy Kisses": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPhhwUGO8PA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction - Doc Noss/Victorio Peak: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/doc-noss-finds-gold-at-victorio-peak/

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>6019americanpickers,candocoldbrew,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,dexromweber,flatduojets,gregcrofton,nashville,taxavoidance,vinceneiltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-136-rich-people-are-always-talking-about-berries--58680119
Kenny Rogers - "Daytime Friends": https://youtu.be/jH5M12DKAsM?si=7HY2MjPT8WPeFkym

Victorio Peak Treasure: https://youtu.be/sH1t2E1bUuA?si=5dbGU1flyAKnHunu

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58680119Wed, 14 Feb 2024 05:08:14 +0000Chris CroftonRich people, ducks and berries. The garbage cans of Madison, Tennessee. ALSO: Hanging antlers on the walls of vacant office space, and calling it a boutique hotel. PLUS: Doc Noss, and the Victorio Peak treasure!! A Doc Noss-themed Can Do Cold Brew...
Kenny Rogers - "Daytime Friends": https://youtu.be/jH5M12DKAsM?si=7HY2MjPT8WPeFkym

Victorio Peak Treasure: https://youtu.be/sH1t2E1bUuA?si=5dbGU1flyAKnHunu

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>6007berries,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,docnoss,gregcrofton,victoriopeaktruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-135-19th-century-farmers-in-therapy--58595813
Weedeater - "God Luck and Good Speed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz8VhXyYCgM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58595813Wed, 07 Feb 2024 10:26:03 +0000Chris CroftonDad fights dirty! Irish farmers in therapy!.Greg explains bitcoin! ALSO: Dream-interpreting a motorcycle. PLUS: A couple sketchy edits, and a song of the week from Weedeater! Weedeater - "God Luck and Good Speed":...
Weedeater - "God Luck and Good Speed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz8VhXyYCgM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5019bitcoin,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,farmers,gregcrofton,ireland,therapy,weedeatertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-134-stockton-rush-s-disruptor-coffee-cup--58498416
Leslie Stevens - "Big Time, Sucka": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uze_VTyvrNM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (featuring the Old West mummy doc): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58498416Tue, 30 Jan 2024 10:25:17 +0000Chris CroftonChris demonizes climbing walls, again. Stockton Rush's coffee cup. Greg Abbott's dishonest border war. ALSO: Throwing Elvis impersonators at a problem. The Kardashians are Wild West mummies. PLUS: Greg hopes he doesn't end up a mummy in a funhouse!...
Leslie Stevens - "Big Time, Sucka": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uze_VTyvrNM

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (featuring the Old West mummy doc): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>6430cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,funhouse,gregabbott,gregcrofton,lesliestevens,ragbags,sideshowstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-133-chris-broke-his-scapula--58428403
Eric Bachmann - "Heavy Hours": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVviFI54H9A

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58428403Wed, 24 Jan 2024 11:55:33 +0000Chris CroftonIt's true. Chris broke his scapula during Nashville's "blizzard." The hospital offers a glimpse of the lost middle class. ALSO: Chris's greatest hospitalizations! Cat Scan machines are overpriced toaster ovens. PLUS: Can Do Cold Brew, corporate...
Eric Bachmann - "Heavy Hours": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVviFI54H9A

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>6563catscan,cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,ericbachmann,gregcrofton,scapulatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-132-chris-vs-himself--58326926
Alabama - "Mountain Music": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6WfM0cXWSQ

Chris's New Nashville Confidential (starts at 25:30): https://wpln.org/post/episodes/diversely-segregated-nashville-confidential-and-reporter-roundup/

Greg's Documentary Website: Channelnonfiction.com

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58326926Wed, 17 Jan 2024 07:35:13 +0000Chris CroftonChris has an existential crisis, Greg's audio is f*cked - and it's still a good show!!! ALSO: A great idea for converting an abandoned car wash into a coffee shop, Can Do Cold Brew bringing back vaudeville and the new Advice King!!! PLUS: The new...
Alabama - "Mountain Music": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6WfM0cXWSQ

Chris's New Nashville Confidential (starts at 25:30): https://wpln.org/post/episodes/diversely-segregated-nashville-confidential-and-reporter-roundup/

Greg's Documentary Website: Channelnonfiction.com

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4237alabama,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,mountainmusic,nashvilleconfidential,thisisnashvilletruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-131-funny-girl-starring-kurt-cobain--58237889
The Strokes - "OBLIVIUS": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjdwhVuW74

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Greg's Website: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58237889Tue, 09 Jan 2024 09:13:37 +0000Chris CroftonImprov: the laziest way to try to get famous. Tap Dancing vs Grunge. ALSO: Private equity should be illegal. The whole financial industry should be illegal, in fact. The best Can Do Cold Brew ad ever. PLUS: A song of the week from The Strokes!! The...
The Strokes - "OBLIVIUS": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjdwhVuW74

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Greg's Website: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5245cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,kurtcobain,tapdancingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-130-throwing-pies-at-oligarchs--58169187
Sugar - "A Good Idea": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dzOsM0gTw

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58169187Tue, 02 Jan 2024 07:08:48 +0000Chris Crofton"Iron Claw" sucked. Japanese scientists computer-modeled the call of the Moa (in like, 1980) and played it through a loudspeaker in a New Zealand swamp - to little effect. ALSO: Rogue waves, the guys who threw pies at Bill Gates and Bird scooters...
Sugar - "A Good Idea": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6dzOsM0gTw

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>6887arthurcclarke,cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,moa,nashvilleconfidential,oligarchs,piestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-129-a-flying-f-ck-into-a-rolling-donut--58136120
Jonathan Richman - "Vincent Van Gogh": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gkicmH4zao

Hayden - "On a Beach": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WsIHymYwM4

Flyte - "Tough Love": https://youtu.be/ZQmuGz4y7ZI?si=y8pCyA51fUaX6SN2

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58136120Thu, 28 Dec 2023 07:28:02 +0000Chris CroftonSome guy put a coffee roaster in his gym. Van Gogh got tweaked on coffee. Where did Van Gogh get all the paint? ALSO: William Friedkin vs Al Pacino. Mortgage companies are where 48 Hours episodes are born. PLUS: A new Advice King!! A new Can Do Cold...
Jonathan Richman - "Vincent Van Gogh": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gkicmH4zao

Hayden - "On a Beach": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WsIHymYwM4

Flyte - "Tough Love": https://youtu.be/ZQmuGz4y7ZI?si=y8pCyA51fUaX6SN2

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>6671cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,friedkin,gregcrofton,nashville,pacino,theadviceking,vangoghtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-128-choreographing-content--58055275
Chris Crofton live at Dee's in Nashville: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbjhQFDmF2M&t=3819s

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58055275Tue, 19 Dec 2023 08:09:08 +0000Chris CroftonDystopian job listings. A podcast hosted by garbagemen called "The Dump." ALSO: The horror of Moms for Liberty, and a little ditty about seasonal depression. PLUS: An epic Can do Cold Brew ad, and a link to a video of Chris's recent Nashville show...
Chris Crofton live at Dee's in Nashville: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbjhQFDmF2M&t=3819s

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5807cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,momsforlibertytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-127-the-shoplifting-false-flag--57982118
Big Star - " Back of A Car": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SocFSUlEwtM

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57982118Tue, 12 Dec 2023 09:38:04 +0000Chris CroftonCUBEHEADS! The rodeo clown running Argentina. Corporate media talking about the "complicated legacies" of war criminals. Knowing so much you can't function, vs knowing so little that you play frisbee. ALSO: Harvard isn't for learning, it's for...
Big Star - " Back of A Car": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SocFSUlEwtM

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>6631adviceking,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,shoplifting,superball,taserstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-126-i-can-t-fill-my-pipe-without-being-interrupted--57829562Rich people’s roof decks collapsing under the weight of their helicopters. Death may be a premature conclusion. Greg is stockpiling carbon paper. ALSO: Billionaires looking at each other and seeing cartoon turkey legs. Proto-libertarians mad about newspaper stands. PLUS: Chris's NPR feature, The Advice King, The Galapagos Affair, I Called Him Morgan and a song of the week from Madi Diaz!

Chris's NPR Feature - "Nashville Confidential": https://wpln.org/post/episodes/best-of-riding-s…lle-confidential/

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57829562Tue, 28 Nov 2023 12:48:03 +0000Chris CroftonRich people’s roof decks collapsing under the weight of their helicopters. Death may be a premature conclusion. Greg is stockpiling carbon paper. ALSO: Billionaires looking at each other and seeing cartoon turkey legs. Proto-libertarians mad about...Rich people’s roof decks collapsing under the weight of their helicopters. Death may be a premature conclusion. Greg is stockpiling carbon paper. ALSO: Billionaires looking at each other and seeing cartoon turkey legs. Proto-libertarians mad about newspaper stands. PLUS: Chris's NPR feature, The Advice King, The Galapagos Affair, I Called Him Morgan and a song of the week from Madi Diaz!

Chris's NPR Feature - "Nashville Confidential": https://wpln.org/post/episodes/best-of-riding-s…lle-confidential/

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5995adviceking,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,madidiaz,nashvilleconfidential,npr,thisisnashville,turkeylegstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-125-hair-x--57759265
Neil Hamburger - "The March (featuring Bonnie Prince Billy)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueGVMD6N0-M

The Lemonheads - "Fear of Living": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Xi2Cw1DqY

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57759265Wed, 22 Nov 2023 06:33:15 +0000Chris CroftonYeti coolers' marketing team successfully hypnotized the 1%. Elon Musk is TRULY, objectively dumb - case closed. ALSO: Trump did NOT pay back those loans. The new Neil Hamburger album is out!!! PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew ad and a bonus song of the...
Neil Hamburger - "The March (featuring Bonnie Prince Billy)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueGVMD6N0-M

The Lemonheads - "Fear of Living": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Xi2Cw1DqY

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4410cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,hairx,lemonheads,neilhamburger,seasonaldepressionsuite,yetitruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-124-gold-bars-with-wheels-on-em--57627785
Richie Havens - "If Not For You": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZHZ3xOBsHs

Nashville Confidential (Bell Witch) - Chris starts at about 32:00: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si=XFZAbg3gSjuUO7Z0bqiwvA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (Greg's website): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57627785Tue, 14 Nov 2023 10:10:35 +0000Chris CroftonChris says "I don't remember what I used to talk about on these shows." Greg wants to steal all the cars at the airport. Chris says beware of overly energetic people. ALSO: The latest Advice King, Chris's new NPR show Nashville Confidential (link...
Richie Havens - "If Not For You": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZHZ3xOBsHs

Nashville Confidential (Bell Witch) - Chris starts at about 32:00: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si=XFZAbg3gSjuUO7Z0bqiwvA

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction (Greg's website): Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>6011cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,goldbars,gregcrofton,nashvilleconfidential,theadviceking,thebellwitch,thisisnashvilletruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-123-self-driving-cars-will-become-sentient-and-run-us-all-over--57554267
Deodato - "Also Sprach Zarathustra": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJKsp9_L24Q

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57554267Wed, 08 Nov 2023 06:47:22 +0000Chris CroftonAliens will snatch the earth. Self-driving cars will become sentient and run society. ALSO: Chris's Wealth Hoarding Corner™ PLUS: Dar Robinson supervises a Knoxville furniture salesman's fire walk, and the song of the week from Deodato!!!! Deodato -...
Deodato - "Also Sprach Zarathustra": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJKsp9_L24Q

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5145cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,deodato,gregcrofton,selfdrivingcars,sentienttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-122-nashville-confidential-with-chris-crofton--57452577
The National - "Hornets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV_PWzzYBwo

Nashville Confidential with Chris Crofton: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si=2AaDKJhoSBiMUhLGL9fwDA

Greg's "A Desert of Pure Feeling" review: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/robert-irwin-a-desert-of-pure-feeling-is-worth-a-long-look-and-then-a-few-more/

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57452577Tue, 31 Oct 2023 06:56:37 +0000Chris CroftonAutozone is a sorry excuse for a community center. People marveling at instances when the ultra-wealthy are "nice." Kevin Costner thinks he IS his character from Yellowstone. ALSO: Sherpas, Robert Irwin: "A Desert of Pure Feeling." PLUS: Nashville...
The National - "Hornets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sV_PWzzYBwo

Nashville Confidential with Chris Crofton: https://open.spotify.com/episode/4Xgk8SiwjIDq9CjzDpei1P?si=2AaDKJhoSBiMUhLGL9fwDA

Greg's "A Desert of Pure Feeling" review: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/robert-irwin-a-desert-of-pure-feeling-is-worth-a-long-look-and-then-a-few-more/

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4251cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,nashvilleconfidential,sherpas,thenational,thisisnashvilletruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-121-what-about-cold-yoga--57383925Chris is solo again this week. He wants to start a cold yoga business. The bourgeois are already lounging in ice baths, so why wouldn't they lay down a yoga mat in a walk-in freezer? ALSO: The Neil Hamburger tour, an Advice King column and the latest Can Do Cold Brew commercial. PLUS: A song of the week from Cinerama!!!

Cinerama - "You Turn Me On": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFpoRYI4l_w
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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57383925Wed, 25 Oct 2023 18:49:36 +0000Chris CroftonChris is solo again this week. He wants to start a cold yoga business. The bourgeois are already lounging in ice baths, so why wouldn't they lay down a yoga mat in a walk-in freezer? ALSO: The Neil Hamburger tour, an Advice King column and the latest...Chris is solo again this week. He wants to start a cold yoga business. The bourgeois are already lounging in ice baths, so why wouldn't they lay down a yoga mat in a walk-in freezer? ALSO: The Neil Hamburger tour, an Advice King column and the latest Can Do Cold Brew commercial. PLUS: A song of the week from Cinerama!!!

Cinerama - "You Turn Me On": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFpoRYI4l_w
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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4543cbgml,cinerama,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,greggturkington,neilhamburger,yogatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-120-the-cops-are-quiet-quitting--57264750
Nick Lowe - "Time Wounds All Heels": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=998fP8wMHus

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57264750Tue, 17 Oct 2023 04:34:08 +0000Chris CroftonGreg's out of town, so Chris is all alone!!! The police are quiet quitting. Greg Gutfeld thinks it's time for a civil war because of shoplifting. Chris thinks those two things are connected. ALSO: Neil Hamburger!!! PLUS: A song of the week from Nick...
Nick Lowe - "Time Wounds All Heels": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=998fP8wMHus

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4907cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,cops,gregcrofton,gutfeld,nicklowe,quietquittingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-119-ayn-rand-moron--57175156
Superdrag - "Ambulance Driver": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiAQPvXxuxQ

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57175156Tue, 10 Oct 2023 08:21:11 +0000Chris CroftonCold Brew Got Me Like™ is big in Thailand??? The Nina, The Pinta and the Santa Maria. ALSO: Americans should spend more time thinking about birds. PLUS: Ayn Rand, again! Song of the Week "Ambulance Driver," by Superdrag!!! Superdrag - "Ambulance...
Superdrag - "Ambulance Driver": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiAQPvXxuxQ

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4393aynrand,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,nina,pinta,santamaria,superdragtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-118-the-chris-crofton-telethon--57039366
Leslie Stevens - "Secrets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVWGshS13lc

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57039366Tue, 03 Oct 2023 07:21:09 +0000Chris CroftonThe CEO of Blackrock doesn't know why everyone is in a bad mood. His name is Larry Fink - for real. He manages 9 trillion dollars. Back in the day, the townspeople would have violently dismantled his stagecoach. ALSO: Anthony Blinken plays the blues....
Leslie Stevens - "Secrets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVWGshS13lc

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5497cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gamestop,gregcrofton,larryfink,lesliestevens,milk,neilhamburger,stagecoachtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-117-2001-dalmatians--56934613
The Replacements - "Little Mascara (Ed Stasium Mix)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB7Sj-5oUy4

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56934613Tue, 26 Sep 2023 05:21:55 +0000Chris CroftonB-12 bombers full of schnapps. When your dad's job is scaring people in one of those haunted houses. ALSO: A ridiculously complimentary New Yorker article about anti-art sociopath David Zaslav. PLUS: Tina Fey in a dramatic role, life extension...
The Replacements - "Little Mascara (Ed Stasium Mix)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB7Sj-5oUy4

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5837cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,dalmatians,davidzaslav,gregcrofton,thenewyorker,thereplacementstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-116-jann-wenner-stole-kids-allowances-and-gave-them-to-mick-jagger--56850057
Squeeze - "In Quintessence": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fSIFHxR1Vw

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56850057Tue, 19 Sep 2023 06:42:08 +0000Chris CroftonOld-west cosplay is NOT harmless. The Urban Cowboy is back, and he's a Republican UFC fighter driving a Dodge Ram with tinted windows. ALSO: Kevin Costner drives producer Don Was insane, and Jann Wenner tricks Chris into buying a Robbie Robbertson...
Squeeze - "In Quintessence": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fSIFHxR1Vw

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4943cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,cosplay,donwas,gregcrofton,jannwenner,kevincostner,mickjagger,oldwest,somewheredownthatcrazyriver,taxavoidance,ufctruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-115-robert-downey-jr-s-sustainable-malibu-home--56784369
The La's - "I Can't Sleep": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LURvVxSZl4

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Inner Ear doc: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/inner-ear-studio/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56784369Wed, 13 Sep 2023 05:25:46 +0000Chris CroftonAyn Rand brags that her worldview was set in stone when she was two years old. She was passionate about burning oil. Vivek Ramaswamy is Ayn Rand with a rockabilly hairstyle. ALSO: Christopher Nolan is a climate criminal. Greg's wellness routine is...
The La's - "I Can't Sleep": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LURvVxSZl4

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Inner Ear doc: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/inner-ear-studio/]]>5395adviceking,aynrand,cbgml,chriscrofton,christophernolan,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,mikeandikes,robertdowneyjr.,sustainabletruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-114-jake-gyllenhaal-s-cappuccino--56705949CLOSED signs an affront. Jack Gyllenhaal gets health advice from Gunther, his pony-tailed deck builder. ALSO: Hungover legislators vetoing stuff just so they can get back to their house faster. AJ Weberman was Bob Dylan's dominatrix. PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and song(s) of the week from the late, great Jimmy Buffett!!!

Jimmy Buffett - "A Pirate Looks at Forty": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT-m3Xz-QkQ

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56705949Wed, 06 Sep 2023 02:56:30 +0000Chris CroftonRich people consider CLOSED signs an affront. Jack Gyllenhaal gets health advice from Gunther, his pony-tailed deck builder. ALSO: Hungover legislators vetoing stuff just so they can get back to their house faster. AJ Weberman was Bob Dylan's...CLOSED signs an affront. Jack Gyllenhaal gets health advice from Gunther, his pony-tailed deck builder. ALSO: Hungover legislators vetoing stuff just so they can get back to their house faster. AJ Weberman was Bob Dylan's dominatrix. PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and song(s) of the week from the late, great Jimmy Buffett!!!

Jimmy Buffett - "A Pirate Looks at Forty": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT-m3Xz-QkQ

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]]>5477truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-113-the-greased-watermelon--56629128
Justin and the Cosmics - "Are All My Friends Gonna Be Strangers": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSPeVsHJAbE

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56629128Tue, 29 Aug 2023 19:15:49 +0000Chris CroftonThe greased watermelon, the "tetra-headed monster," and student loan forgiveness. ALSO: Rahm Emanuel, throwing away all your mail and deranged YMCA sleepovers!! PLUS: Chris is doing a tour in October with Neil Hamburger!! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad and...
Justin and the Cosmics - "Are All My Friends Gonna Be Strangers": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSPeVsHJAbE

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]]>4048cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,grease,gregcrofton,neilhamburger,studentloanforgiveness,trauma,watermelons,ymcatruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-112-backstage-at-the-national-with-mom--56551067
The National - "Mr. November": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PY4VBirn08

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56551067Tue, 22 Aug 2023 04:38:04 +0000Chris CroftonGreg went to Germany! He tells us about the condiments! One of the candidates for mayor of Nashville has close ties to the Proud Boys. She made the runoff. Every kind person needs to vote. ALSO: Mom tells the drummer for The National about her car...
The National - "Mr. November": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PY4VBirn08

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5811alicerolli,carseat,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,germany,gregcrofton,lozenges,mom,mrnovember,nashville,rorymcshane,thenationaltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-111-13-000-votes--56410757
Enigma - "Return to Innocence": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56410757Wed, 09 Aug 2023 05:44:31 +0000Chris CroftonChris gives the final update on his run for Nashville City Council!!! Thank you all so much!!! A Can Do Cold Brew ad!!! A song of the week from Enigma!!! Enigma - "Return to Innocence": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08 Patreon:...
Enigma - "Return to Innocence": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>558313000,cbgml,chriscrofton,citycouncil,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,nashville,thankyoutruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-110-white-people-love-the-shawshank-redemption--56343127
Bread - "Daughter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9teRIxycCw

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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56343127Wed, 02 Aug 2023 06:16:48 +0000Chris CroftonPeople are not moving to Tennessee, Texas and Florida for "freedom." They are moving there to avoid taxes. "Rich people like bike racks." -Greg "Rich people care about two things: tax avoidance and life extension." -Chris ALSO: The Shawshank...
Bread - "Daughter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9teRIxycCw

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]]>5573beards,bread,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,jetskis,mitchmoconnell,shawshankredemption,taxavoidancetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-109-put-headphones-on-your-houseplants--56206197
PW Long - "My Name": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gju1ffQaJQ

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56206197Tue, 25 Jul 2023 06:02:22 +0000Chris CroftonWhen there's no more gas, Dodge Rams will just be ominous-looking lawn furniture. Miltarized police, obligations to shareholders, Marjorie Taylor Greene and the importance of voting in local elections. ALSO: The new Nashville racetrack looks like a...
PW Long - "My Name": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gju1ffQaJQ

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>6193bedbathandbeyond,bricks,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,pwlong,shareholders,spankyburnstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-108-cold-brew-roofers--56135601
Mort Garson - "Tarot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2p_x3FnAwE

Chris's Nashville Scene Candidate Q&A: https://www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithinthewind/metro-council-at-large-q-a-chris-crofton/article_22ec4ab2-87ff-5af5-9329-b9097c94022a.html

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CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56135601Tue, 18 Jul 2023 08:17:33 +0000Chris CroftonA dystopian technique for replacing a roof in one day. America's addiction to excitement. ALSO: Student loan forgiveness?? Calling vacation days "PTO." The new Can Do Cold Brew Ad. PLUS: An update on Chris's campaign, new info on the doomed...
Mort Garson - "Tarot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2p_x3FnAwE

Chris's Nashville Scene Candidate Q&A: https://www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithinthewind/metro-council-at-large-q-a-chris-crofton/article_22ec4ab2-87ff-5af5-9329-b9097c94022a.html

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CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton]]>5501billclinton,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,mortgarson,roofing,stocktonrushtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-107-dish-pit-the-movie--56059148
John Sebastian - "You Go Your Way and I'll Go Mine": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SYS46SrKLE

Chris's City Council Campaign: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/crofton

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Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56059148Tue, 11 Jul 2023 07:00:48 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg have written an A24 movie called "Dish Pit." Every role will be played by Adam Driver. To say that Licorice Pizza sucked, A24 employees had whisper to each other in a parking garage like Watergate informants. ALSO: "Coffee Church" -...
John Sebastian - "You Go Your Way and I'll Go Mine": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SYS46SrKLE

Chris's City Council Campaign: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/crofton

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Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton]]>5925a24,adamdriver,cash,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,dishpit,gregcrofton,licoricepizza,metrocouncil,nashville,reno,watergatetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-106-the-supreme-joke--55987085
SMALL - "Telephone": https://youtu.be/0_LaRvvwV4E

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55987085Tue, 04 Jul 2023 06:34:52 +0000Chris CroftonNew Nashville: Where the bulidings play!™ The Supreme Court has been compromised - stop letting it decide stuff. ALSO: The wealthy love roof decks because they can't see the poverty as well from up there. An update on Chris's campaign for Nashville...
SMALL - "Telephone": https://youtu.be/0_LaRvvwV4E

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4629cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,croftonforcouncil,gregcrofton,madison,metrocouncil,nashville,supremecourt,vikings,watertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-105-the-submersible-libertarian--55026465
Public Enemy - "You're Gonna Get Yours": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYblg4i2HD8

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55026465Mon, 26 Jun 2023 04:09:33 +0000Chris CroftonBREAKING: It turns out that the guy who made it impossible for student loans to be forgiven had a weird, very personal grudge against students. The diabolical billionaire-big brother/big sister program for Supreme Court justices. ALSO: Libertarians...
Public Enemy - "You're Gonna Get Yours": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYblg4i2HD8

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>6091cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,libertarian,loanwolves,nashvillemetrocouncil,publicenemy,studentloans,submersible,supremecourttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-104-shifty-shellshock-s-ted-talk--54537255
Caroline Spence - "Mary Oliver": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6YoPXe0uO0
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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54537255Tue, 20 Jun 2023 07:09:25 +0000Chris CroftonAn update on Chris's campaign for Nashville City Council!! Jenny Lewis's song "Psychos" leads to a long discussion of the band "Crazytown," which leads to Carson Daly and Tara Reid, which leads to... ALSO: TED talks, the invention of youtube, and...
Caroline Spence - "Mary Oliver": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6YoPXe0uO0
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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5223candocoldbrew,carolinespence,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,crazytown,dr.drew,gregcrofton,maryoliver,nashvillemetrocouncil,tedtalkstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-103-how-to-stop-worrying-and-love-the-trickle-down--54322378
Sinead O'Connor - Last Day of Our Acquaintance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiEcut07GrM
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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54322378Tue, 13 Jun 2023 06:45:06 +0000Chris CroftonDaniel Ek (pronounced Eek!), the man who owns music, thinks Neil Young is lazy. "Tricky" by Run DMC is about being very, very busy. Rich people are the worst tippers. ALSO: Old-money people are being priced out of New York and LA, and are making up...
Sinead O'Connor - Last Day of Our Acquaintance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiEcut07GrM
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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5997cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,danielek,eddievedder,gregcrofton,metrocouncil,nashville,rundmc,sineado'connortruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-102-john-philip-cold-brew--54110292
Langhorne Slim - "Sundown": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tiCU7E8y4k

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54110292Tue, 06 Jun 2023 07:40:23 +0000Chris CroftonChris is running for Nashville City Council!!! Greg has some groundbreaking campaign ideas. Chris thinks maybe he should be a human bowling pin. ALSO: One of the best Can Do Cold Brew ads ever, conspiracy theory ASMR, and churches full of chocolate...
Langhorne Slim - "Sundown": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tiCU7E8y4k

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4811asmr,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,croftonforcouncil,gregcrofton,langhorneslim,metrocouncil,nashville,situps,thethreetramps,tn,tristentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-101-privatizing-billy-joel--54048620ROCK COMING! ROCK COMING! PLUS: Bob Dylan enrages his bandmates by talking in code, and a song of the week from Dylan's "Live at Budokan."

Bob Dylan - "Like a Rolling Stone": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f8SIwpsHaU

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54048620Wed, 31 May 2023 04:27:31 +0000Chris CroftonWhat it actually means when a rich person says that they "work their ass off." Ticketmaster has turned concert tickets into derivatives. Even your "Cadillac" insurance policy will attempt to deny you care. The insane figurehead on Jeff Bezos'...ROCK COMING! ROCK COMING! PLUS: Bob Dylan enrages his bandmates by talking in code, and a song of the week from Dylan's "Live at Budokan."

Bob Dylan - "Like a Rolling Stone": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f8SIwpsHaU

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5723aynrand,bezos,billyjoel,bobdylan,budokan,cbgml,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,dinosaurs,figurehead,flyfishing,ticketmastertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-100-episode-100--53966439
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Billy Joel - "Big Shot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEea624OBzM

The Crofton Word: https://croftonword.wordpress.com/author/croftonword/

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53966439Tue, 23 May 2023 03:43:24 +0000Chris CroftonThe 100th episode!!! Zarathustra knows what I'm talking about. Paperweights that say "Keep it up!" Greg files a special report from Taos, NM. Chris is running for Nashville Metro Council!!!! ALSO: Greg accidentally writes the campaign slogan: "Using...
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Billy Joel - "Big Shot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEea624OBzM

The Crofton Word: https://croftonword.wordpress.com/author/croftonword/

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5361billyjoel,candocoldbrew,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,community,gregcrofton,metrocouncil,nashville,spoonupyournosetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-99-chris-talks-about-being-at-woodstock-99-again--53786220
Deer Tick - "The Real Thing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN9-hzH2IfU

Chris speaking at the Titans stadum hearing: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrgbY7AgBd3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

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Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53786220Tue, 09 May 2023 05:38:29 +0000Chris CroftonChris talks about being at Woodstock 99 again! Chris had a rough Y2K - even without a computer! ALSO: Chris plays a really old song called "Down With the Rich." PLUS: The latest Advice KIng, and a song of the week from Deer Tick!!! Deer Tick - "The...
Deer Tick - "The Real Thing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN9-hzH2IfU

Chris speaking at the Titans stadum hearing: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrgbY7AgBd3/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com]]>4425candocoldbrew,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,corruption,gregcrofton,nashville,theadviceking,titansstadium,traffictruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-98-let-them-eat-stadiums--53713197
John Cale - "Gideon's Bible": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxhW7x6MAIo
Deer Tick - "Forgiving Ties": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RztbEaD6hKE
Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53713197Tue, 02 May 2023 05:43:20 +0000Chris CroftonChris spoke at the final public hearing about Nashville's horrible deal for a new NFL stadium. Vice Mayor Jim Shulman yawned his way through the proceedings. Is this fascism? Or something else? ALSO: NFL stadiums are community centers for the wealthy....
John Cale - "Gideon's Bible": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxhW7x6MAIo
Deer Tick - "Forgiving Ties": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RztbEaD6hKE
Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com]]>5742cbgml,chriscrofton,cigars,coldbrew,fascism,gregcrofton,jimshulman,nashville,nfl,titanstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-97-blood-sweat-gerrymandering--53638059
The National - "Pink Rabbits": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgxL45j6cKU
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53638059Tue, 25 Apr 2023 05:56:26 +0000Chris CroftonAccording to Chris, people with babies have multiple emergency workers in their home every morning. Libertarianism is a dad joke. Blood, Sweat & Tears had a singer named Timebomb Jones. ALSO: Before joining U2, Bono tried to take over a box...
The National - "Pink Rabbits": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgxL45j6cKU
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5242boomers,cbgml,chriscrofton,clivedavis,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,potpourri,theadviceking,thenationaltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-96-gavin-rossdale-s-poetry--53555561
#CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

TN Republicans caught on tape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTZTl0qqD8s

Depeche Mode - "Caroline's Monkey": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DovlFfkYQV0

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53555561Mon, 17 Apr 2023 05:55:28 +0000Chris CroftonChris talks about the band Bush for longer than should be permitted by law. Greg says the song "Glycerine" is about face wash. ALSO: Chris's Mule Day report!!! A secret recording of the deranged TN Republicans who expelled two Democratic legislators...
#CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

TN Republicans caught on tape: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTZTl0qqD8s

Depeche Mode - "Caroline's Monkey": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DovlFfkYQV0

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

]]>5715bush,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,depechemode,gavinrossdale,gregcrofton,justinjones,justinpearson,muleday,poetry,richardbutler,thisisnashville,tntruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-95-the-tennessee-three--53499162
Butterscotch - "Bye For Now": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH92wtmjVVo

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53499162Tue, 11 Apr 2023 06:59:23 +0000Chris CroftonWe talk about the out-of-control TN Republicans. TN Republican Caucus chair Jeremy Faison - a pest control company owner from Cosby, TN - goes on CNN to try to justify his party's anti-democratic behavior. ALSO: Buzz Doctor 2.0, and the latest Advice...
Butterscotch - "Bye For Now": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH92wtmjVVo

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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

]]>5635cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,jeremyfaison,justinjones,justinpearson,leebeaman,tn,tngoptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-94-america-s-gun-disgrace--53436974
Frightened Rabbit - "Be Less Rude": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-APseZtrys
Podcast trailer "Kuper Island": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsw3Ki8HOI4
#CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
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]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53436974Tue, 04 Apr 2023 07:37:56 +0000Chris CroftonWe talk about the Nashville school shooting. We talk about the mayhem in America operating as a proxy Reichstag fire. ALSO: Chris covers Mule Day for NPR! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad! PLUS: A podcast recommendation, and a song of the week from...
Frightened Rabbit - "Be Less Rude": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-APseZtrys
Podcast trailer "Kuper Island": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsw3Ki8HOI4
#CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
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]]>5111adviceking,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,frightenedrabbit,gregcrofton,gunviolence,muleday,schoolshootings,tennessee,thisisnashvilletruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-93-rupert-murdoch-s-beach-bod--53348830
Billy Joel - "Los Angelenos": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPHPS4KdUCg
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
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Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53348830Mon, 27 Mar 2023 07:43:04 +0000Chris CroftonParis is burning, and Emmanuel Macron is wearing an $80,000 watch. Why stop at NDAs? Why not have FDAs (False Disclosure Agreements)?? ALSO: Listen closely to hear Greg groan when Chris mentions Trump's p*nis. PLUS: New Nashville is a venture capital...
Billy Joel - "Los Angelenos": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPHPS4KdUCg
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4839adviceking,attilathehun,billyjoel,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,macrontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-92-the-lies-of-larry-summers--53271765
Fugazi - "Walken's Syndrome": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc6XzujtRRQ
Bryan Cates - "Idols": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L09MIpW2-XQ
Chris Crofton Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53271765Mon, 20 Mar 2023 21:59:16 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg discuss America's all-vape-store economy! Bryan Cates, a Can Do Cold Brew discount code and THE LIES OF LARRY SUMMERS. ALSO: A new cold brew ad, and songs of the week from Fugazi and Bryan Cates!!! (links below) Fugazi - "Walken's...
Fugazi - "Walken's Syndrome": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc6XzujtRRQ
Bryan Cates - "Idols": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L09MIpW2-XQ
Chris Crofton Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>3641bryancates,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,fugazi,gregcrofton,kratom,vapingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-91-e-z-listening-for-billionaires--53190851
Bob Dylan - "Too Late": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUT7N8RYgSI

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53190851Tue, 14 Mar 2023 05:18:31 +0000Chris CroftonIn honor of episode 91, Chris and Greg go back in time to the year 1991. Nirvana! Kevin Costner! Color Me Badd! They investigate the origin of the word "growler." The new Can Do Cold Brew ad. ALSO: David Guetta - E-Z listening for billionaires. PLUS:...
Bob Dylan - "Too Late": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUT7N8RYgSI

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>5027bobdylan,cbgml,chicorytea,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,davidguetta,gregcrofton,growlerfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-90-jacques-cousteau-cold-brew-icon--53117421
Billy Joel - "The Downeaster Alexa": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVlDSzbrH5M

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53117421Tue, 07 Mar 2023 06:37:13 +0000Chris CroftonNaming a high school football team "The Smoke Shops." Jacques Cousteau - cold brew icon. Kratom! Throwing stars! ALSO: The asshole who discovered the Titanic, Eddie Vedder, and the new Can Do Cold Brew commercial. PLUS: A new episode of Cold Brew Got...
Billy Joel - "The Downeaster Alexa": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVlDSzbrH5M

Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4619cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,eddievedder,ethanhawke,gregcrofton,jacquescousteau,kratom,throwingstarstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-89-the-kennedys-were-a-boy-band--52881342
De La Soul - "The Future": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi8LuGJ1f84
CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52881342Tue, 28 Feb 2023 21:17:52 +0000Chris CroftonHow to name a taco shop. Nashville will soon be 100% stadiums. The Kennedys were a boy band. F*ck smoothies! ALSO: Jewel's poetry, Nick Nolte, a new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and the latest Advice King!!! PLUS: A song of the week from De La Soul!!! De La...
De La Soul - "The Future": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi8LuGJ1f84
CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4675cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gregcrofton,jewel,johnkennedy,lululemon,nashville,nicknolte,powerball,tacos,thevonerichstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-88-eat-cans-like-a-goat--52797018
Warren Zevon - "The French Inhaler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaA70iCSDJs
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52797018Tue, 21 Feb 2023 04:43:02 +0000Chris CroftonA classic episode! The return of the honey gatherers! Jan Hammer, toxic ice sculptor. Can Do Cold Brew - for a day in the park™. Drink cold brew and paint the sh*t outta some watercolors. ALSO: Artificial intelligence has barely left the gate, and has...
Warren Zevon - "The French Inhaler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaA70iCSDJs
Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com
]]>5985artificialintelligence,beefjerky,bing,cbgml,chatbot,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,drunk,goat,gregcrofton,honeygatherers,janhammer,watercolorstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-87-rick-rubin-s-front-door--52723638
The Cult - "Electric Ocean": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A48u5mMBHw
Chris Crofton Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52723638Tue, 14 Feb 2023 06:18:57 +0000Chris CroftonQ: What do Ian Astbury, Neil Young, seasonal depression, The Living Theater, and sealing Rick Rubin's front door shut have in common?? A: Cold Brew Got Me Like - Episode 87. ALSO: Chris reads the new Advice King! The new Can Do Cold Brew...
The Cult - "Electric Ocean": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A48u5mMBHw
Chris Crofton Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4277adviceking,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,ianastbury,jimmorrison,rickrubin,rubber,seasonaldepression,thecult,thelivingtheatertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-86-cold-brew-for-mayor--52650627
Lionel Richie - "Say You, Say Me": https://youtu.be/9OfoTaLXrUo
Chris Crofton Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52650627Mon, 06 Feb 2023 15:33:15 +0000Chris CroftonNashville Mayor John Cooper scams the elderly! Chris considers running for mayor because he never scams the elderly! James Cameron's wife put a bag of ammunition on a campfire. ALSO: The Chinese spy balloon is a hot water bottle that escaped from a...
Lionel Richie - "Say You, Say Me": https://youtu.be/9OfoTaLXrUo
Chris Crofton Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>4711ammunition,cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,jamescameron,johncooper,lionelrichie,mayor,nashvilletruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-85-the-modern-stoned--52612318
Cat Stevens - "Foreigner Suite": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKP3gA9l-U4

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52612318Thu, 02 Feb 2023 07:36:00 +0000Chris CroftonThe boys go back in time to 1985!! Chris was 16, and drove a 1973 Plymouth Duster to school. In related news, some guy whose dad owned a car dealership runs Tennessee. An epic "Can Do Cold Brew" commercial. ALSO: The New Advice King!!!! PLUS: A...
Cat Stevens - "Foreigner Suite": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKP3gA9l-U4

Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com]]>3785catstevens,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,diversity,duster,gregcrofton,plymouth,theadvicekingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-84-skate-bird-vs-puberty--52536313https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52536313Wed, 25 Jan 2023 05:32:35 +0000Chris CroftonChris is all by himself talking about "When Doves Cry." He adds lyrics to "Also sprach Zarathustra." ALSO: A youtube show where some guy films rusty car wrecks and sniffs a lot. Remembering David Crosby. Hilaria Baldwin's accent. PLUS: Songs of the...3479adviceking,blackmidi,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,davidcrosby,gregcrofton,hueylewis,prince,puberty,richardstrauss,sebadoh,skatebirdtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-83-cold-brew-for-the-elderly--52460440
Glen Campbell - "Country Boy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79n73FQ5aI
Chris Crofton's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: https://www.candocoldbrew.com/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52460440Tue, 17 Jan 2023 09:29:48 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg's mom is caught on tape revealing that Tucker Carlson "wears a wig." A dusty wig. And Chris reminds everyone Matthew McConaughey used to be bald. ALSO: "Glass Onion" is like that U2 album that got put on everyone's iTunes. Glass Onion...
Glen Campbell - "Country Boy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79n73FQ5aI
Chris Crofton's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton
Can Do Cold Brew: https://www.candocoldbrew.com/]]>5067cannonballrun,cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,elderly,glassonion,glencampbell,gregcrofton,nashvillescene,theadviceking,tuckercarlson,wigtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-82-his-name-was-laugh-out-loud-creme-apparently--52336342
The Alcohol Stuntband - "The Sheik": https://www.dropbox.com/s/wowb3es39hq9v6g/11%20The%20Sheik.mp3?dl=0]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52336342Mon, 02 Jan 2023 22:14:34 +0000Chris Crofton1982. Bartles and Jaymes and Godley & Creme. Chris thinks the name of the band that sings "Wagon Wheel" is Antiques Roadshow. ALSO: Hardscaping! Spurgeon Settings! The New Advice King! PLUS: Song of the week - the Chris Crofton and the Alcohol...
The Alcohol Stuntband - "The Sheik": https://www.dropbox.com/s/wowb3es39hq9v6g/11%20The%20Sheik.mp3?dl=0]]>45831982,adviceking,baseball,bulldozers,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,creme,godley,governorsmansion,gregcrofton,the12daysofchristmas,winecoolerstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-81-billie-jean-king-s-greatest-hits--52274048
Bob Dylan and Carlos Santana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAR7M5Zyra4
Stakker Humanoid - "Humanoid": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK2U5ziV_Z8]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52274048Sat, 24 Dec 2022 16:29:43 +0000Chris CroftonIt's Chris all by himself! Bob Dylan thinks current music sounds "defective." Carlos Santana wants an all-Billie Jean King TV network. ALSO: Christmas in July, July 4th in December and a blistering takedown of daylight savings time. PLUS: The new...
Bob Dylan and Carlos Santana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAR7M5Zyra4
Stakker Humanoid - "Humanoid": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK2U5ziV_Z8]]>3661adviceking,billiejeanking,bobdylan,carlossantana,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,defective,parisianstreetmusic,restless,stakkerhumanoidtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-80-john-denver-s-amaretto-sour--52169989
John Denver - "Dancing with The Mountains": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISCtadfBP8
John Denver - "Prisoners": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcHT3YBpvUs
Peter Cooper's writing philosophy: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/peter-cooper-celebrated-nashville-music-183334302.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52169989Tue, 13 Dec 2022 04:26:26 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg remember defunct Nashville hot spot Smeraldo's! Chris has a bloodhound named Cold Brew that hunts celebrity memorabilia. ALSO: Regional sex positions! Our new sponsor "Can Do Cold Brew" takes effect! PLUS: John Denver drank amaretto,...
John Denver - "Dancing with The Mountains": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISCtadfBP8
John Denver - "Prisoners": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcHT3YBpvUs
Peter Cooper's writing philosophy: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/peter-cooper-celebrated-nashville-music-183334302.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall]]>4103amaretto,beefstroganoff,candocoldbrew,cbgml,cbgmlistening,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coyote,disco,espresso,gregcrofton,johndenver,johnnycash,madison,midori,rca,ringworm,smeraldo's,tennesseetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-79-poverty-is-the-ultimate-radicalizer--52114024
Bon Jovi - "Runaway": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8
Bon Jovi - "Breakout": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHpGHTXCYZk
CBGMListening - John Denver: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-75457318]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52114024Tue, 06 Dec 2022 22:16:01 +0000Chris CroftonThe far-right are carnies. The sideshow have replaced the regular show. Economic insecurity breeds contempt. ALSO: R. Richard's "Grasshopper Winter." What happened to ISIS? Chris talks about a very strange job. PLUS: Song(s) of the week by Bon...
Bon Jovi - "Runaway": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8
Bon Jovi - "Breakout": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHpGHTXCYZk
CBGMListening - John Denver: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-75457318]]>5159bonjovi,carnies,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,grasshopperwinter,gregcrofton,rrichard,thetattooedladytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-78-the-cold-brew-pipeline--52040615
Jenny O - "Solitary Girl": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bYIY4Po1Pk
Little Rock Doc: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/dream-land-little-rocks-west-9th-street/
#CBGMListening: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-75121688]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52040615Tue, 29 Nov 2022 06:24:26 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg decide to run a cold brew pipeline from Nashville to Madison. They're gonna run it through rich neighborhoods on purpose. A discussion of urban renewal and racism follows. ALSO: Volcanoes full of Bird scooters, Chris reads an Advice...
Jenny O - "Solitary Girl": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bYIY4Po1Pk
Little Rock Doc: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/dream-land-little-rocks-west-9th-street/
#CBGMListening: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-75121688]]>4607adviceking,birdscooters,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,coldbrewgotmelistening,eminentdomain,gregcrofton,horatioalger,littlerock,pipeline,turntabletips,urbanrenewal,volcanoestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-77-crofton-cheesesteaks--51976081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEm73-p4nxU

YOU CAN FIND CHRIS CROFTON'S PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51976081Tue, 22 Nov 2022 04:41:10 +0000Chris CroftonNashville, TN, is a food desert, so Chris and Greg are going to open a terrible-yet-favorably-reviewed cheesesteak restaurant. ALSO: Adam Driver gets tricked into doing a Yves Saint Laurent commercial with a goat. PLUS: Gas pump cliffhangers, the...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEm73-p4nxU

YOU CAN FIND CHRIS CROFTON'S PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/chriscrofton]]>4339adamdriver,caitlinrose,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotmelike,cologne,goat,gregcrofton,jenniferlawrence,nashville,theadviceking,yvessaintlaurenttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-76-cold-brew-gentrification--51895376
The Sound - "Counting the Days": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npMB_k16VaE
"Death of An Artist": https://www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/death-of-an-artist]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51895376Tue, 15 Nov 2022 06:20:25 +0000Chris CroftonIn Madison, TN, cold brew coffee is CORRECTLY regarded with suspicion. Greg advocates for humility. Chris recommends the podcast "Death of an Artist." ALSO: Punk rock panic attacks, unlocked garment bags, and jerks talking about "points." PLUS: Song...
The Sound - "Counting the Days": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npMB_k16VaE
"Death of An Artist": https://www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/death-of-an-artist]]>4161cbgml,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrewgotmelike,coldbrewgotmelistening,depression,diners,gregcrofton,koreanwar,madison,mentalhealth,panicattacks,thesounds,theweddingpresent,tntruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-75-i-like-coffee-and-old-clothes--51821852
Judee Sill - "The Kiss": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnQkQYT63E
Cold Brew Got Me Listening - Sebadoh!: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-74467244?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51821852Tue, 08 Nov 2022 07:35:52 +0000Chris CroftonFIRST: Due to technical difficulties, Greg's microphone sounds like a ham radio. SECOND: The world's worst coffee reviewer brags about owning a suede painting. Chris tries to re-calibrate his targeted ads. ALSO: Frightening old coffee commercials,...
Judee Sill - "The Kiss": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnQkQYT63E
Cold Brew Got Me Listening - Sebadoh!: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-74467244?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator]]>4576bono,boomers,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,gregcrofton,judeesill,maxwellhouse,oldclothes,painting,shoppingcenters,siri,suede,walkingtheplanktruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-74-tangerine-dreaming--51745978
Bonus podcast! - COLD BREW GOT ME LISTENING: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-74060170
Carly Simon - "Let The River Run": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv-0mmVnxPA
Tangerine Dream - "Love On a Real Train": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBhB9gAM1J4]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51745978Tue, 01 Nov 2022 05:34:40 +0000Chris CroftonTangerine Dream: soundtrack to a smoother, sexier - false - future. This ersatz future led to pretentious dirty talk, and terrible voting habits. If you wait on a billionaire and they don't tip you AT LEAST $5000, they are slime. ALSO: Elon Musk's...
Bonus podcast! - COLD BREW GOT ME LISTENING: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cold-brew-got-me-74060170
Carly Simon - "Let The River Run": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv-0mmVnxPA
Tangerine Dream - "Love On a Real Train": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBhB9gAM1J4]]>4685adviceking,boats,carlysimon,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,coldbrewgotmelistening,diving,divingboards,elonmusk,gregcrofton,michaelmann,quityourjob,tangerinedream,thekeep,torquetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-73-steven-tyler-s-toes--51688216
Nirvana - "Oh, The Guilt": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaQlkmPEdLY
The Jesus Lizard - "Puss": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hPRuCVNuVo]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51688216Tue, 25 Oct 2022 23:17:11 +0000Chris CroftonCold brew around the world! Steven Tyler scats in his sleep, so his wife sleeps on the roof. Long hair is a mind control device. Elon Musk still sucks. Bob Dylan's interview answers rule. ALSO: A 2008 popsicle giveaway drove Chris insane for three...
Nirvana - "Oh, The Guilt": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaQlkmPEdLY
The Jesus Lizard - "Puss": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hPRuCVNuVo]]>5076adviceking,bobdylan,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,elonmusk,feet,gregcrofton,hair,jesus,longhair,nirvana,performanceart,popsicles,steventyler,thejesuslizardtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-72-thirty-woodchucks--51594515
Dion - "Your Own Backyard": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_E2QgzBHyk]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51594515Mon, 17 Oct 2022 07:56:38 +0000Chris Crofton70% of animals are gone. Not 17. 70. SEVEN ZERO. Recurring feature Cold Brew Ecosystem™ returns. We talk about streetcars again!!! ALSO: Dodge Ram drivers hate to hear about declining animal populations, a fresh round of Elon Musk bashing, and Chris...
Dion - "Your Own Backyard": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_E2QgzBHyk]]>464170percent,adviceking,advicekinganthology,cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrewgotlike,daniellesteel,elonmusk,gregcrofton,lollipops,nashville,southernfestivalofbooks,streetcars,woodchuckstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-71-pumpkin-creamed--51520341
John Denver - "Spirit": https://youtu.be/GOkq-nCI5bA
The Coffee Review Board - "A Lonesome Ohio": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQpu9DLdq0]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51520341Mon, 10 Oct 2022 05:18:11 +0000Chris CroftonChris is headed to Nashville!!! He's loading the car with worthless, easy-to-find vinyl records. A powerful argument that Jagermeister is NOT a "digestif." ALSO: Chris and Greg visit Monsanto's "Pumpkin Creamed" cold brew factory, and Chris reads the...
John Denver - "Spirit": https://youtu.be/GOkq-nCI5bA
The Coffee Review Board - "A Lonesome Ohio": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdQpu9DLdq0]]>5229cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,digestif,gregcrofton,jagermeister,johndenver,libertarian,liztruss,monsanto,pumpkincreamed,pumpkinszn,trojanhorsetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-70-neon-fire-trucks-squirting-hair-gel--51461638
Arthur Russell - "I Never Get Lonesome": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tL7ceiEf1M

Arthur Russell documentary: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/wild-combination-a-portrait-of-arthur-russell/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51461638Tue, 04 Oct 2022 05:09:10 +0000Chris CroftonThe Cold Brew ecosystem! The storks eat the flies, the whales eat the storks! Chris says Desmond Child co-wrote Stairway to Heaven when he was 11. Greg saw a cover band named "The C-Dock Boyz." ALSO: The internet goes down, and the cold brew wears...
Arthur Russell - "I Never Get Lonesome": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tL7ceiEf1M

Arthur Russell documentary: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/wild-combination-a-portrait-of-arthur-russell/]]>4849adviceking,arthurrussell,carlossantana,cassettes,cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,flies,gregcrofton,jannwenner,lornemichaels,storks,theadvicekinganthology,whalestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-69-the-sexxx-episode--51393389
Jonathan Richman - Closer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9KDp9yuGfQ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51393389Tue, 27 Sep 2022 08:23:44 +0000Chris Crofton"WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE RESTAURANTS!" Stoned camels get self-conscious about their humps. Greg is stunned that Chris read a book. ALSO: Getting drunk is helpful for wilderness survival, the new Advice King column, and some red-hot misinformation about...
Jonathan Richman - Closer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9KDp9yuGfQ]]>5267adviceking,camel,cbgml,chriscrofton,classwarfare,coldbrew,elizabethelkins,gregcrofton,hump,jonathanrichman,queenelizabeth,serial,southernfestivalofbooks,theadvicekinganthology,timothydemonbreun,weedtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-68-king-kong-at-the-beach--51329133
Chris Whitley - Mountain Side: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MSjBmmZ6TA]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51329133Wed, 21 Sep 2022 03:10:41 +0000Chris CroftonGreg's broadcasting from Myrtle Beach! Chris clears his throat! MI6 agents in parrot suits! Heat signatures! ALSO: Lacrosse Corner™️ PLUS: Cold brew makes Greg says "Calistoga," a youtube guy talks about pipes, and a beautiful song of the week by...
Chris Whitley - Mountain Side: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MSjBmmZ6TA]]>4389calistoga,cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,chriswhitley,coldbrew,gregcrofton,kingkong,mi6,queenelizabeth,ribcage,spurgeonpipertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-67-you-wanna-piece-of-me-saltwater-taffy--51238910https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51238910Tue, 13 Sep 2022 06:57:33 +0000Chris CroftonCold brew makes Chris discuss potable water and public transportation. Greg has an idea for a great movie called "Toilet Inspectors" - it's a lot like Ghostbusters. ALSO: Deep Purple performances were cold brew events. The singer plays bongos! PLUS: A...4305afterdinnermints,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,deeppurple,gregcrofton,leatherjunk,mandrakeroot,relishcan,trolleystruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-66-cold-brew-joan-didion--51158044
The Wedding Present - "Click Click": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc1fnP8uXH4]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51158044Tue, 06 Sep 2022 09:24:17 +0000Chris Crofton"This is when the Rasputins come out of the woodwork." -Chris ALSO: John Gotti tore up his toilet paper roll like a cat when he found out about Sammy the Bull. The direct line between decommissioned Elks Lodges and the insurrection. Modern soldiers...
The Wedding Present - "Click Click": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc1fnP8uXH4]]>48357-eleven,cbgml,chriscrofton,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,footoil,gregcrofton,jaredkushner,joandidion,johngotti,rasputin,sammythebull,theweddingpresenttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-65-baby-knows-i-like-to-be-excited--51075018
REM - "Electrolite": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO73cFm0tuk&list=PLvsYXqtYjMYeZ203XrKYyWsbm7uvjivcd&index=16
Advice King - "GOP Christianity": https://www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture/adviceking/advice-king-i-dont-identify-with-the-tn-gops-version-of-christianity/article_b47b20a8-2318-11ed-baf7-339fab00867e.html]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51075018Tue, 30 Aug 2022 05:56:57 +0000Chris CroftonCold brew causes Greg to say "bobcats will rip you ass up." Chris and Greg dive deeper into the lyrics of Robin Gibb's Italian hit "Boys Do Fall in Love." ALSO: The latest Advice King! PLUS: UPS Vikings, and song of the week from REM! REM -...
REM - "Electrolite": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO73cFm0tuk&list=PLvsYXqtYjMYeZ203XrKYyWsbm7uvjivcd&index=16
Advice King - "GOP Christianity": https://www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture/adviceking/advice-king-i-dont-identify-with-the-tn-gops-version-of-christianity/article_b47b20a8-2318-11ed-baf7-339fab00867e.html]]>4864advice,adviceking,bobcats,cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,eleanorroosevelt,globalwarming,gregcrofton,guppies,oldpostalroad,robingibb,upstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-64-tipping-grandma-on-the-app--51021663
Robin Gibb's "Boys Do Fall in Love": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8WSSG3UzwU
Emo "Killing in the Name Of": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SbvgPfoWa4]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51021663Wed, 24 Aug 2022 22:31:20 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg talk about retaining walls, low-wage Grandmas delivering sandwiches, Jeff Bezos complimenting William Shatner's physique, and over-greased go-karts. ALSO: An acoustic cover of Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name Of" that's...
Robin Gibb's "Boys Do Fall in Love": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8WSSG3UzwU
Emo "Killing in the Name Of": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SbvgPfoWa4]]>3201anesthesiologists,cbgml,cemeteries,coldbrew,emo,grandma,grubhub,mymorningjacket,ratm,retainingwalls,robingibbtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-63-fill-the-fool-s-cup--50927422
Zen Guerilla - Pins and Needles: https://youtu.be/g1xW5tyfzLo
Greg's fantastic documentary website: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50927422Tue, 16 Aug 2022 09:33:36 +0000Chris CroftonCold brew hits the Croftons hard on this episode. Beware of sculptors! Film producers are Kansans trying to avenge their childhoods. Greg says he is married to a woman named Rhonda. Chris impersonates a jester. ALSO: The world's worst Rage Against the...
Zen Guerilla - Pins and Needles: https://youtu.be/g1xW5tyfzLo
Greg's fantastic documentary website: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/]]>4119channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coffee,coldbrew,cornhuskers,fillthefoolscup,gregcrofton,ratm,rhonda,sculptortruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-62-irish-snow--50860399
Greg's Guns n Roses doc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMOdk1CNZQM

Journey's "Patiently": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qLY4JJEvgQ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50860399Tue, 09 Aug 2022 08:45:53 +0000Chris Crofton"Any self-respecting rock n roller had a primer gray nova." Chris and Greg talk about 1980s Connecticut, Tom LePage's mixed tape, and how the mythology of America leads to isolation and loneliness. ALSO: Scorpions fans whose grandparents were born in...
Greg's Guns n Roses doc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMOdk1CNZQM

Journey's "Patiently": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qLY4JJEvgQ]]>4010cbgml,channelnonfiction,chriscrofton,coldbrew,gunsnroses,ledzeppelin,nova,primergray,rush,scorpions,stevemiller,stockbrokers,theexecutioner,tomlepagetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-61-from-pirates-to-playwrights--50785967
Black Oak Arkansas - Hot and Nasty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBElipPiMuM]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50785967Tue, 02 Aug 2022 06:10:25 +0000Chris CroftonMidwesterners who move to Los Angeles consider themselves geniuses because their friends back in Wisconsin are still freezing. ALSO: Alcohol makes you crazy - the band Black Oak Arkansas is proof. We need to start asking politicians what they did last...
Black Oak Arkansas - Hot and Nasty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBElipPiMuM]]>3964alcoholism,channelnonfiction,chickyhawk,coffee,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,genius,jimdandy,losangeles,midwest,mikelindell,pirates,playwrights,politicians,shovelingsnowtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-60-funneling-dust--50710174
Karen Dalton - Something on Your Mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsYHN7eCCtU]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50710174Mon, 25 Jul 2022 22:58:06 +0000Chris CroftonDavid Brooks admits he has an "intellectual lag," but continues to have a column in the New York Times. He's so annoying that he has to separated from the NYT's general population. ALSO: Greg says "The Gray Man" sucks. PLUS: Partying on dry lake beds,...
Karen Dalton - Something on Your Mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsYHN7eCCtU]]>4231bears,channelnonfiction,coldbrew,coldbrewgotmelike,craftservice,davidbrooks,hbomax,intellectuallag,karendalton,lakemead,thegraymantruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-59-the-ultimate-piece-of-cheese--50654486
Screaming Females - Triumph: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PPjH_TfUc]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50654486Wed, 20 Jul 2022 08:49:29 +0000Chris CroftonThe James Webb Telescope has split Greg's wig. He says it's going to impact the "art world." Chris wonders where that world is. Greg calls the James Webb Telescope "the ultimate piece of cheese." ALSO: Chris says "wheelie" 10,000 times. PLUS: Song of...
Screaming Females - Triumph: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PPjH_TfUc]]>3785blockisland,cbgml,cheese,coldbrew,dystopia,nyc,screamingfemales,telescope,wheeliegangs,wheeliestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-58-leonardo-da-coldbrew--50408098
Nova Mob - Pompeii: https://youtu.be/3BgUTRwS3i8
Grant Hart -2541: https://youtu.be/GjJC5e4VpDY]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50408098Wed, 29 Jun 2022 18:59:37 +0000Chris CroftonLEONARDO DA COLDBREW. Leonardo da Vinci was a genius, but he was a nightmare to be around. Hopped up on bark tea and frog adrenaline, inventing automobiles and arranging flowers with the same intensity. PLUS: The Supreme Court nightmare AND two songs...
Nova Mob - Pompeii: https://youtu.be/3BgUTRwS3i8
Grant Hart -2541: https://youtu.be/GjJC5e4VpDY]]>4472barktea,coldbrew,exhumation,flowerarranging,frogjuice,granthart,leonardodavinci,novamob,parades,supremecourttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-57-iggy-pop-bourgeois-pig--50246459
The Wedding Present: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7C6JVvo2ws&list=PLy4u88AKUauJdu-FmuckFPuGuycBgemrw&index=2]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50246459Sat, 18 Jun 2022 04:53:05 +0000Chris CroftonIt's not Iggy Pop's fault, he lived too long and discovered shrimp cocktail! 90% of 1970s rock stars died from falling out of a lighthouse. Also, whoever is buried with you in the cemetery are the only people you can hang out with for eternity. PLUS:...
The Wedding Present: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7C6JVvo2ws&list=PLy4u88AKUauJdu-FmuckFPuGuycBgemrw&index=2]]>4605adviceking,bizarro,channelnonfiction,coldbrew,conniechung,eddievedder,ernieanastos,gotmelike,iggypop,shrimpcocktail,theweddingpresenttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-56-gofundme-bigfoot--50055128
Animal Control Bigfoot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG3epA9jJRY

Terence Trent D'Arby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJCQold3l-A]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50055128Fri, 03 Jun 2022 21:22:58 +0000Chris CroftonHunter-gatherers were narcissists. "We're the only people who ever gathered." PLUS: Privy digging, ass-tickling chairs, disruptive bigfoot statues, Grubhub guys crying, and the song of the week by Terence Trent D'Arby!!! ALSO: Greg is building a...
Animal Control Bigfoot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG3epA9jJRY

Terence Trent D'Arby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJCQold3l-A]]>4353bigfoot,coldbrew,elonmusk,engardearts,grifter,johnstreetchurch,privydigging,terencetrentdarby,theatertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-55-guns-and-neanderthals--49972799
Teevee "Lovedrive" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0evHdKDvqNQ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49972799Fri, 27 May 2022 22:31:38 +0000Chris CroftonThe horror of guns in America. We discuss the tragedy in Texas. PLUS: Neanderthals, Ezra Pound's Greatest Hits, and a song of the week from Houston's "Teevee." Teevee "Lovedrive" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0evHdKDvqNQ
Teevee "Lovedrive" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0evHdKDvqNQ]]>4723coldbrew,ezrapound,guns,neanderthals,teeveetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-54-united-states-of-independent-contractors--49882935https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49882935Sat, 21 May 2022 02:26:28 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg engage in some REAL TALK about the gig economy, including "micro fulfillment centers" (two dudes playing cards in a doghouse full of Twizzlers). PLUS: Caffeinated scientists 3-D print a mummy's vocal cords and make it bleat like a goat....5084coldbrew,deliveryboy,doghouse,economy,gig,gigeconomy,gopuff,hats,independentcontractors,microfulfillmentcenters,monkeys,yo-yostruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-53-the-eddie-vedder-variety-hour--49790159
Rachel Goodrich's "Think About Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6EO3-j8D4M]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49790159Fri, 13 May 2022 19:53:36 +0000Chris CroftonThe stock market is a pyramid scheme, the Supreme Court is a dark money troll farm, and Eddie Vedder needs to drink less. Pearl Jam's new songs sound like a washing machine with a rock in it. ALSO: Chris still likes Pearl Jam, despite all of this....
Rachel Goodrich's "Think About Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6EO3-j8D4M]]>4797adviceking,alito,antiquesroadshow,channelnonfiction,coffee,coldbrew,darkmoney,eddievedder,jennyo,kevinratterman,pearljam,rachelgoodrich,roe,roevswadetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-52-starstruck-by-bookstore-clerks--49686937
John Denver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4BANicOw8U
Greg's Action Park Article: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/?fbclid=IwAR0aaIViQLcOD5rjwyYGn1xfL9RS8JvY5VfTM8rmLF_EFXMDQbaQ9ncfxpA
Chris's Book: https://www.vanderbiltuniversitypress.com/9780826504630/the-advice-king-anthology/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49686937Fri, 06 May 2022 08:49:58 +0000Chris CroftonChris is allowed behind the counter of a bookstore and he loses his mind. Steve Jobs meets Bob Dylan and asks him whether he likes pleated or flat-front pants. ALSO: How to defeat Donald Rumsfeld at squash. PLUS: Song of the day - John Denver's "The...
John Denver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4BANicOw8U
Greg's Action Park Article: https://www.channelnonfiction.com/?fbclid=IwAR0aaIViQLcOD5rjwyYGn1xfL9RS8JvY5VfTM8rmLF_EFXMDQbaQ9ncfxpA
Chris's Book: https://www.vanderbiltuniversitypress.com/9780826504630/the-advice-king-anthology/]]>4971behind,bobdylan,bookstore,channelnonfiction,coldbrew,counter,johndenver,pleats,stevejobs,vromanstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-51-billionaires-are-hoarders--49601322
The Poppy Family! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNducWOlkec]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49601322Fri, 29 Apr 2022 23:37:45 +0000Chris CroftonChris worked as a union "concrete depositor" in 1951. He moved to Reno with a bowling bag and some pinky rings. ALSO: American Movie, Advice King mugs for sale, and the disturbing story of super-rich ERROL Musk - Elon's dad. PLUS: Song of the week -...
The Poppy Family! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNducWOlkec]]>4675billionaires,bowling,coldbrew,errolmusk,hoarding,pinkyrings,thepoppyfamilytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-50-square-dancing-with-a-mouse--49524783Being Different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWb9XxcHNZY&t=4322s
Sebadoh "Medicate": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6C4pSK1Tw]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49524783Sat, 23 Apr 2022 07:40:27 +0000Chris CroftonEPISODE 50!!!! Holy sh*t!!!! Uhhhh...we didn't do anything special!!!! It's just Chris this week. He says the only way to get out from under "global forces" is to take a nap. ALSO: Tapas at the 9/11 Memorial, the Canuxploitation doc "Being Different,"...Being Different: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWb9XxcHNZY&t=4322s
Sebadoh "Medicate": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO6C4pSK1Tw]]>35979/11,beingdifferent,cbgml,christopherplummer,coldbrew,prada,sebadoh,stanley,sydhofftruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-49-sports-fans-love-promo-junk--49449943
Survivor - Popular Girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxDiybGQTvY]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49449943Sat, 16 Apr 2022 01:20:26 +0000Chris CroftonAre beanie babies "manga"?? ALSO: The man on the plane who got mad at a baby, the latest Advice King column, and telling people that you just quit drinking in job interviews. PLUS: When everyone in the music business was named "Frankie." Survivor -...
Survivor - Popular Girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxDiybGQTvY]]>4233adviceking,coldbrew,flights,gibill,manga,oversold,screenplays,survivor,wrestlingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-48-cold-brew-makes-you-twice-as-tall--49371498Advice King: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZHbM4z4vzM
Rabid Beaver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPMkey2HH8&t=182s
Fugazi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPMkey2HH8&t=182s]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49371498Fri, 08 Apr 2022 22:24:15 +0000Chris CroftonCold brew makes you twice as tall!™ ALSO: If your business can't withstand unionization, then your business isn't a business. "Imagine how f*cking fast Amazon could deliver stuff if child labor wasn't illegal!" PLUS: A fox that lived out everyone's...Advice King: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZHbM4z4vzM
Rabid Beaver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPMkey2HH8&t=182s
Fugazi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTPMkey2HH8&t=182s]]>4185amazon,capitolfox,coldbrew,laborlaws,moderntimestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-47-the-only-podcast-discussing-the-oscar-slap--49279997
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9D39YvR3fs&t=4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGUDpZLLO08]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49279997Fri, 01 Apr 2022 11:10:59 +0000Chris CroftonCOLD BREW GOT ME LIKE is the first and only podcast to discuss the Oscar slap! ALSO: Chris talks about a time he had a "brain wipe" on The Daily Zeitgeist, and then has one. PLUS: How to write an X-Men script, trying to eat dinner during the movie...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9D39YvR3fs&t=4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGUDpZLLO08]]>4150brainwipe,coldbrew,denzelwashington,frenchfries,jadapinkett,thelighthouse,topanga,wesleysnipes,willsmithtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-46-chris-martin-s-hairline--49206279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is9ilmbczi8

https://www.vanderbiltuniversitypress.com/9780826504630/the-advice-king-anthology/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49206279Sat, 26 Mar 2022 03:44:29 +0000Chris CroftonThe Loudon Wainwright III appreciation episode!!! Surviving Twin!!! ALSO: Cold Brew in the News - Chris Martin is forced to get a hair weave by his manager Rudy. PLUS: Chris reads an excerpt from "The Advice King Anthology."...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is9ilmbczi8

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Fugazi at The Trocadero (me and Greg were there): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO-l5OsxMqU
Jay Sebring Hair Styling Lesson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_A9yo658Z0]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48946837Fri, 04 Mar 2022 10:34:13 +0000Chris CroftonIt's Mom's Birthday!!! Mom likes Monster Magnet!!! Chris's bathroom renovation update!! ALSO: Going to college with Tucker Carlson. PLUS: Fugazi's eight-hour rehearsals, Jay Sebring convincing Clint Eastwood to use conditioner, and Tex Watson joins...
Fugazi at The Trocadero (me and Greg were there): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO-l5OsxMqU
Jay Sebring Hair Styling Lesson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_A9yo658Z0]]>5235clinteastwood,fugazi,jaysebring,judgewapner,monstermagnet,texwatsontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-42-january-6th-was-woodstock-for-confused-people--48876941https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48876941Sat, 26 Feb 2022 03:36:44 +0000Chris CroftonCOLD BREW GOT Chris and Greg talking about the Mariana Trench, Fleetwood Mac holograms, and SOCIETY. Chris accidentally calls General Patton "James Patterson" - James Patterson is the guy who filmed Bigfoot at Bluff Creek in 1967. Greg tells a fun...4101bigfoot,cookies,dad,fleetwoodmac,generalpatton,jamespatterson,marianatrenchtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-41-chris-complains-about-dua-lipa--48781192https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48781192Fri, 18 Feb 2022 09:36:20 +0000Chris CroftonChris is crabby again. Chris complains about everything from the modern world's lack of "village elders" to Dua Lipa. PLUS: Chris and Greg celebrate the fact that "Cold Brew Got Me Like" is the #21 comedy podcast in Poland!!!4291bathrooms,coldbrew,complaining,dualipa,polandtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-40-phone-call-to-a-bridge--48738248https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48738248Tue, 15 Feb 2022 10:36:39 +0000Chris CroftonWE ARE BACK!!!!!!! Chris and Greg revisit the time-honored (at this point) topic of Chris's bathroom "renovation." ALSO: Rand Paul did yard work instead of legislating. PLUS: Jeff Bezos' henchmen call a bridge in Rotterdam.4083dildos,jeffbezostruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-39-cloak-boy--482272611) https://youtu.be/einQjrm2vnY
2) https://youtu.be/Yi7q85B1PwA]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48227261Sun, 09 Jan 2022 17:06:17 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg discuss the famous and popular video game “Cloak Boy.” Also, Sterling Hayden, a man who needs at least 4 acres to think properly. mansplains alcoholism. PLUS: Trent Reznor was in a band called “Slam Bamboo” - and that’s TRUE. 1)...1) https://youtu.be/einQjrm2vnY
2) https://youtu.be/Yi7q85B1PwA]]>3951truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-38-when-axl-rose-got-his-teeth-fixed--47979197https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47979197Sat, 18 Dec 2021 21:43:42 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg want to “put their bodies upon the gears” like Mario Savio. Greg’s gonna carve his initials on Amazon trucks, rendering them useless. ALSO: Chris explains how Axl Rose fixing his teeth and hiring Dizzy Reed led directly to the gig economy.3514truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-37-i-thought-that-rascal-was-somewhere-having-a-milkshake--47870788
Malt liquor ad:
https://youtu.be/Y_hOoDRtNrs]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47870788Fri, 10 Dec 2021 17:51:40 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg reminisce about their days on college radio. FEATURING: The day In 2008 when some student DJ wearing flip-flops and khaki shorts played the Aerosmith song “Pink.” ALSO: Joe Lara, Remnant Fellowship, and a deranged 1972 malt liquor...
Malt liquor ad:
https://youtu.be/Y_hOoDRtNrs]]>4332truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-36-ufo-or-food-truck--47775729
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-claims-aliens-gave-him-23511035

https://youtu.be/aq8QEQ0seu0]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47775729Fri, 03 Dec 2021 20:58:22 +0000Chris CroftonChris formally announces the forthcoming Advice King book! Chris and Greg talk about how drunk chicken farmers must have been in 1961. In related news, a 1961 chicken farmer orders pancakes from a UFO. PLUS: Uri Geller’s yacht rock....
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-claims-aliens-gave-him-23511035

https://youtu.be/aq8QEQ0seu0]]>4294truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-35-is-your-carpet-ankle-deep-why-not--47684447shag carpet ad - https://youtu.be/k9fVTD8mKG8
Stiff Bull - https://youtu.be/qKsxWyJFGEk]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47684447Sat, 27 Nov 2021 22:30:31 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg discover that in the late 1960s you could collect-call a carpet store. Also, what is “Scotch Guard,” exactly? PLUS: A news anchor pretends he’s never heard of erectile dysfunction. shag carpet ad - https://youtu.be/k9fVTD8mKG8 Stiff...shag carpet ad - https://youtu.be/k9fVTD8mKG8
Stiff Bull - https://youtu.be/qKsxWyJFGEk]]>4233truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-34-sex-coffee--47556534https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47556534Fri, 19 Nov 2021 14:10:54 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg discuss “Hard Bull Coffee,” which is supposed to enhance your libido. It has ingredients from “the Malaysian jungle.” In related news, Chris wants to make T-shirts that say “MAY PRODUCE AN AWESOME EFFECT.”3599truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-33-pinky-the-cat--47443705
1) https://youtu.be/okZW3_5Gr4s
2) https://youtu.be/WWtKw9bvASA
3) https://youtu.be/NnnkzsByKzY]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47443705Fri, 12 Nov 2021 15:18:59 +0000Chris CroftonWe watch classic viral cat Pinky emasculate a merchant marine. Our boy “New England Wildlife” introduces a 70 year old can of corn. PLUS: Satan pulling a U-Haul trailer! 1) https://youtu.be/okZW3_5Gr4s 2) https://youtu.be/WWtKw9bvASA 3)...
1) https://youtu.be/okZW3_5Gr4s
2) https://youtu.be/WWtKw9bvASA
3) https://youtu.be/NnnkzsByKzY]]>3973truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-32-box-trucks-gettin-crew-cuts--47323865https://youtu.be/USu8vT_tfdw ) ! Hinge bios! ALSO: A man tries to rehydrate 50-year-old bread that’s “light as a sponge.” ( https://youtu.be/ghIPKC2UwwM )]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47323865Fri, 05 Nov 2021 14:09:00 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg watch more people destroying trucks (https://youtu.be/USu8vT_tfdw ) ! Hinge bios! ALSO: A man tries to rehydrate 50-year-old bread that’s “light as a sponge.” ( https://youtu.be/ghIPKC2UwwM )https://youtu.be/USu8vT_tfdw ) ! Hinge bios! ALSO: A man tries to rehydrate 50-year-old bread that’s “light as a sponge.” ( https://youtu.be/ghIPKC2UwwM )]]>4651truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-31-captain-nemo-is-an-american--47246612
Advice King link: https://www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture/adviceking/advice-king-why-was-the-daily-wire-at-the-ryman/article_3a764584-373d-11ec-beb8-4f6c8a6882a8.html]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47246612Sun, 31 Oct 2021 18:57:24 +0000Chris CroftonTHIS WEEK: A deep dive (pun intended) on Captain Nemo, the similarities between David Duke and Ben Shapiro, and why the “gig economy” has been hell on U-Haul vehicles. PLUS: Chris re-enacts a famous scene from the movie “The Warriors.” Advice King...
Advice King link: https://www.nashvillescene.com/arts_culture/adviceking/advice-king-why-was-the-daily-wire-at-the-ryman/article_3a764584-373d-11ec-beb8-4f6c8a6882a8.html]]>3675truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-30-racism-at-the-ryman--47098849https://youtu.be/4DUd_vXrggg )!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47098849Fri, 22 Oct 2021 14:11:21 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg discuss the Daily Wire event hosted by Nashville’s Ryman Auditorium, and the phenomenon of people who don’t have any idea where food comes from offering crazy opinions about why it’s missing from the grocery store. THEN, Greg talks...https://youtu.be/4DUd_vXrggg )!]]>4291truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-29-william-shatner-boldly-goes-where-plenty-of-people-have-gone-before--46994000https://youtu.be/rHOlj-s1fIM ) , and “Hinge” profiles.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46994000Fri, 15 Oct 2021 18:22:52 +0000Chris CroftonChris is extremely mad that Bezos has tricked the press into calling the upper atmosphere “space.” ALSO - Greg and Chris talk about love. PLUS: the world’s worst Halloween-themed answering machine messages ( https://youtu.be/rHOlj-s1fIM ) , and...https://youtu.be/rHOlj-s1fIM ) , and “Hinge” profiles.]]>3777truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-28-vanilla-coffee-tastes-like-vanilla--46871930https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46871930Fri, 08 Oct 2021 10:00:14 +0000Chris CroftonLet them eat NFTs!!! Chris thinks the idea that Mark Zuckerberg froze his dad like Han Solo is the best joke ever! Greg doesn’t get to tell his beach story - again. PLUS: Werner Herzog on chicken hypnosis.3986truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-27-ghost-hunter-makeover--46670672https://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs , https://youtu.be/10wYIv0cyCU]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46670672Fri, 24 Sep 2021 17:41:46 +0000Chris CroftonGreg talks about a “homeless Labrador” with a Cheeto jug on his head. Chris says he’s been mad ever since “Jesus took his hair.“ PLUS: terribly dressed ghost hunters assaulted by magic fog. Vids featured: https://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs ,...https://youtu.be/MISUHTo2NDs , https://youtu.be/10wYIv0cyCU]]>3781truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-26-mr-coffee-s-sea-serpents--46558288https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46558288Fri, 17 Sep 2021 15:30:12 +0000Chris CroftonOn this episode Chris and Greg discuss the late, great Norm Macdonald, payphones, 1970s school bus drivers, and caffeinated men screaming incoherently into vacuum tubes. PLUS: The realization that everyone has their own 1993.3862truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-25-you-bloody-fool--46462518https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46462518Fri, 10 Sep 2021 16:39:03 +0000Chris CroftonGreg is back! Chris and Greg discuss the biggest news story of the year so far: an Australian "Musk Duck" that is so horny it can say "you bloody fool." PLUS: 1970s "mood shirts" (like mood rings - but shirts), and Chris drinks an experimental coffee...3747truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-24-eight-o-clock-coffee-in-a-french-press--46366938https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46366938Fri, 03 Sep 2021 22:01:34 +0000Chris CroftonGreg is on vacation! Chris watches an overconfident boomer review Eight O’ Clock Coffee. He says professional coffee-reviewer stuff like “it’s good!” and “I like it!” ALSO: Chris impersonates a YouTube coffee reviewer. PLUS: Eric speaks!3401truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-23-honeymooning-on-a-merchant-marine-vessel--46265990https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46265990Fri, 27 Aug 2021 19:59:52 +0000Chris CroftonChris does one of his favorite things: drink cold brew and speculate about the Merchant Marine. ALSO: Chris and Greg examine gender roles in 1970s Folgers coffee commercials.3815truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-22-outback-hipster--46172774https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46172774Fri, 20 Aug 2021 16:23:38 +0000Chris CroftonChris laments the state of the world for 20 minutes. THEN, Greg and Chris watch an unemployed Australian playwright impersonate a murderous 14 ft tall Yowie (Bigfoot). Also, Mark Zuckerberg is lonely as hell.3611truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-21-the-terrible-consequences-of-american-exceptionalism--46084306https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46084306Fri, 13 Aug 2021 19:09:16 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg discuss Tennessee anti-mask hysteria PLUS: Murder Salad? - “The Secret Life of Plants”3843truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-20-don-t-be-afraid-to-say-you-don-t-like-smoking-a-pipe--45984652https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45984652Thu, 05 Aug 2021 22:20:42 +0000Chris CroftonChris talks about his doctor visit and describes his diet. Greg reads an article from the “Mansion” section of the Wall Street Journal. We find out what a “loggia” is. PLUS: Miracle Whip and Jimi Hendrix!4074truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-19-it-s-texas-where-i-am--45920618https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45920618Sun, 01 Aug 2021 00:52:58 +0000Chris CroftonSome guy named Spurgeon drinks so much cold brew he almost eats a cardboard box. PLUS: Staples has a rock concert to announce its new font.3745truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-18-revolutionary-war-rockabilly--45827909https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45827909Sat, 24 Jul 2021 18:15:05 +0000Chris CroftonChris thinks 19th century firehouses are the ultimate bachelor pads. ALSO: Northeastern flute rockabilly, and nostalgic boomer sex creeps.4119truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-17-branson-not-a-fan-son--45710624https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45710624Thu, 15 Jul 2021 17:57:36 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg talk about Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Seacrest, Flea, Aziz Ansari, Bill Graham, Boz Scaggs and Radiohead. PLUS: Chris is super excited about recreational space travel for tax evaders!3475truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-16-john-delorean-watch-salesman--45630574https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45630574Thu, 08 Jul 2021 21:41:02 +0000Chris CroftonChris puts on German reading glasses and gives investment advice. Greg says he prefers serial killers that don’t slobber. PLUS: John DeLorean wanted young drivers to have V12 engines.3757truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-15-homunculus-in-a-bathing-suit--45534394https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45534394Thu, 01 Jul 2021 21:52:09 +0000Chris Crofton1980s wrestler Kevin Sullivan cold-brew conjures an injured football player. Also: the song "Hairdresser" is on Spotify3872truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-14-stairway-to-trauma--45441965https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45441965Fri, 25 Jun 2021 15:20:01 +0000Chris CroftonChris forces Greg to watch a deranged man play an out-of-tune guitar until Greg can’t take it anymore. PLUS: Contaminated tuxedo protocol.4785truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-13-bozo-bezos-goes-to-space--45262966https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45262966Fri, 11 Jun 2021 16:20:39 +0000Chris CroftonChris wishes Jeff Bezos the best on his important space mission: Operation Boyhood Dream. Also, waterbeds and Plato's Retreat.3787truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-12-action-bowling-and-rolaids--45141115https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45141115Wed, 02 Jun 2021 20:31:49 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg discuss the evolution of professional bowling. Also: a man named Guppy Troup.4258truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-11-murderer-refuses-to-closee-video-store--45099477https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45099477Sun, 30 May 2021 17:39:10 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg talk about how you can't apply bootstrapping to obsolete technologies and *Cold Brew High Dive* part 2!!!4157truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-cold-brew-high-dive--44960936https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44960936Sat, 22 May 2021 01:06:24 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg talk pelicans, porn and blood thirsty carnival barkers masquerading as sports announcers. Also, why don't courtroom sketch artists draw MMA events4391truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9-18-bones--44798888https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44798888Thu, 13 May 2021 20:51:56 +0000Chris CroftonMotorcycle daredevil Super Joe Reed finds out he had 18 bones in his face - the hard way. Also: In 1978, %50 of US citizens were motorcycle daredevils.3788truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-8-jim-morrison-s-son-cliff--44666558https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44666558Thu, 06 May 2021 18:46:01 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg talk about Jim Morrison's alleged son, and how clean Jim Morrison must have been when he died. Also: EVP maniacs!!3906truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-7-the-mad-canadian--44559872https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44559872Thu, 29 Apr 2021 17:46:27 +0000Chris CroftonChris and Greg introduce the Power Directors to Canadian Stuntman, Ken Carter!! Also, a yogi in a plastic cube and Nova Scotia nightlife in the 1970s!4155truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-6-do-what-thou-wilt-at-niagara-falls--44344533https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44344533Thu, 15 Apr 2021 13:17:24 +0000Chris CroftonIn this episode, Chris Crofton does what thou wilt, for that is the whole of the law. Aleister Crowley was a beatnik, and Niagara Falls daredevils are the OG Merry Pranksters.3379truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-5-are-yetis-just-introverts--44174794https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44174794Fri, 02 Apr 2021 21:47:28 +0000Chris CroftonChris Crofton and friends eschew Cryptocurrency for Cryptozoology as they survey the Bigfoot scene of Skamania, WA, in addition to other abominable abodes.4410truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-4-the-doors-of-poor-reception--44066231https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44066231Fri, 26 Mar 2021 18:21:00 +0000Chris CroftonChris & friends peer into the later lives of the living members of the classic rock group The Doors. Plus, the continued hunting of ghosts sadly not named Jim Morrison.4069brew,cold,doors,evptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-3-testing-evp-ghost-dating-apps-in-the-field--43951798https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43951798Thu, 18 Mar 2021 19:25:43 +0000Chris CroftonChris Crofton & friends venture into the field with self made supernatural specialists to determine the gender of ghosts.3929brew,chris,cold,crofton,evp,ghost,huntingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-2-speculating-wildly-about-the-badge-man--43828094https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43828094Wed, 10 Mar 2021 16:51:39 +0000Chris CroftonGet hyped up on the cold stuff and put your JFK hat on! On this Episode, Chris Crofton and friends speculate wildly about the Blurry legend of the Grassy Knoll , The Badge Man, with the help of various Youtube PowerDirector produced music videos. 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