https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/older-wiser-weirder--4790288enComedyCopyright Jon And Patrickhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/3bac90b1b3d0590b04d2f23a653e6dde.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/older-wiser-weirder--4790288Fri, 21 Feb 2025 00:02:18 +0000Jon And PatrickJon And Patrickfeeds@spreaker.comGetting older isn't so bad. Or at least that's what two dads in their 40s like to tell themselves. Older, Wiser, Weirder is hosted by Jon and Patrick, two long-time friends who started podcasting as a way to stay creative and connected during the...cleanepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-30-watch-the-weather-change--47626344https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47626344Mon, 27 Dec 2021 05:01:07 +0000Jon And PatrickYou know when someone says the only constant is change? It's simultaneously true and vapid. Save it, dickwad. The dads talk about what changes they've experienced throughout life. It's as riveting as it sounds. So strap on your ear goggles, change...3067change,dadcast,jobs,teaching,workcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-29-giving-thanks-for-great-food--47626367https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47626367Sat, 27 Nov 2021 05:57:22 +0000Jon And PatrickWhat are your favorite dishes for a Thanksgiving feast? What are your least favorite? On this episode, the dads give you the run down of what is good and what is bad about Thanksgiving foods. Loosen your belt and go have some fun!3452cranberries,dadcast,food,gravy,potatoes,stuffing,thanksgiving,turkeycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-28-u-mad-bro--47277293https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47277293Tue, 02 Nov 2021 19:15:30 +0000Jon And Patrick*Aaron Staind voice* It's beeeen awhile. The dads are back after a bit of a hiatus. Every dad needs a break every now and again. Some time to scroll Twitter while sitting on the toilet. A little me time. Well, on this episode we aren't talking about...3152annoyances,buttmunch,dadcast,flybag,peeves,stinkybait,umad,umadbrocleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-27-the-honeymoon-period--46656094https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46656094Thu, 23 Sep 2021 19:28:16 +0000Jon And PatrickJon shares a hilarious dad update. Patrick might have been negligent. After updates, the dads tell the tales of their wedding and honeymoon. A wholesome topic for tumultuous times. Put on your tux, give the episode a listen and then go have some fun!287442069,blueshoes,celebrations,dadcast,honeymoons,tuxedos,weddingscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-26-alternate-employment-reality--46353667https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46353667Fri, 03 Sep 2021 02:27:23 +0000Jon And PatrickAfter a couple of great dad updates, Jon and Patrick ponder what they'd be doing for a living if they were banned from their current profession. Be a scuba instructor? Build furniture? Be a hot air balloon? There's only one way to find out. Give it a...2837dadcast,jobs,profession,showerpoop,workcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-25-we-won-t-survive--46000811https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46000811Sat, 07 Aug 2021 04:25:50 +0000Jon And PatrickThe life expectancy in the Middle Ages was 31 years. The dads are well past that. In this episode they discuss what would happen if they were teleported to various eras and forced to survive. Could they win a sword fight? Would they die of fever? You...3206dadcast,middleages,nakedandafraid,oregon,skills,survival,survivors,trail,wildwestcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-24-pepsi-generation--45954851https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45954851Tue, 03 Aug 2021 20:14:55 +0000Jon And PatrickThe dads discuss what it's like being between two generations even though they technically belong to the extreme beginning of the millennial generation. We'd prefer to be part of the Pepsi Generation but no one asked us. As usual the dads spend a lot...3073babyboomers,blockbuster,boomers,dadcast,generation,genx,genz,millennialcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-23-buyer-s-remorse--45809518https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45809518Fri, 23 Jul 2021 04:42:00 +0000Jon And PatrickIn this episode, the dads talk about online shopping and Jeff Bezos's penis rocket. They go through recent Amazon purchases and discuss the virtues of Amazon Basics, with everything from shorts to safes! Make sure to get that free shipping and go have...4027amazon,basics,clothes,dadcast,groceries,online,prime,purchases,shoppingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-22-framed-for-murder--45654357https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45654357Sun, 11 Jul 2021 03:48:37 +0000Jon And PatrickThe dads reunite after a few weeks off to discuss what scares them. Jon explains his oldest fear while Patrick's fears have evolved considerably since he became a dad. Keep the lights on while listening to this one if you get scared easily but don't...3563bears,bridges,dadcast,drowning,fears,framed,travelingalonecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-19-spooooky-ghosts--45474295https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45474295Wed, 30 Jun 2021 14:34:03 +0000Jon And PatrickEpisode 18 is lost forever but Episode 19 is coming at you covered in ectoplasm! Tonight the dads talk about spooky ghosts, and a little bit about aliens. Jon also keeps trying to convince Patrick that we live in a simulation. Stick around for a...3361aliens,dadcast,deadfiles,evp,ghostadventures,ghosthunting,ghosts,spiritbox,spookycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-17-habits-rituals--44845452https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44845452Mon, 17 May 2021 17:50:46 +0000Jon And PatrickHabits are a heck of a thing and rituals can be pretty weird. Tune in to learn about the weird things the dads do on a daily basis. You can also learn about the latest incentive program for Harper and the great new reward he's working for. Make your...2913baptism,caffeine,church,confession,coolpriest,dadcast,eldritch,fishgod,habits,makeyourbed,meditation,mindfulness,ocd,rituals,seppukucleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-16-food--44806107https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44806107Sun, 16 May 2021 04:28:50 +0000Jon And PatrickIt turns out there's a lot of delicious food out there. What's your favorite? Jon's favorite is the last thing he thought about. Give this one a listen if you want to build up a big old appetite for tasty treats. Don't forget to go have some fun!3681american,bbq,chinese,dadcast,food,indian,ireland,irish,italian,italy,japanese,pasta,seafood,thaicleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-15-tv-shows--44806108https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44806108Fri, 14 May 2021 05:53:10 +0000Jon And PatrickWhat's your favorite TV show? If it's not The Wire, you're wrong. Tune in to find out which shows the dads love and what they used to watch when they were kids. Pop some popcorn, turn down the lights, give it a listen and go have some fun!3303amazon,binge,cinemax,dadcast,gameofthrones,hbo,hulu,hunter,macguyver,matlock,netflix,perrymason,showtime,sopranos,thewire,tvcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-14-wide-world-of-sports--44695796https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44695796Sat, 08 May 2021 03:00:39 +0000Jon And PatrickOn this episode, the dads talk about sports – what they played as kids, what they play as adults, what they like to watch, and how scary jai alai is. Also more dad updates from the doo doo realm. Strap on your helmet, lace up your rollerblades and go...3920basketball,college,dadcast,highschool,jaialai,nba,soccer,sports,tenniscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-13-perception-perception--44297764https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44297764Fri, 16 Apr 2021 04:30:17 +0000Jon And PatrickHave you ever stopped to consider how people really perceive you? Can you ever truly know? The dads ponder the concept and then share how they think people have perceived them at various points in their lives. It's not as weird as it sounds....3572dads,introspection,perception,ponderingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-12-mean-teachers--44176770https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44176770Wed, 14 Apr 2021 04:20:07 +0000Jon And PatrickDid you have any mean teachers when you were a kid? I bet none of them fart shamed kids in your class! Listen, if you have to pass some gas, make sure to excuse yourself and then go have some fun!3561dads,farting,farts,school,teacherscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-11-mayhem-returns--44176729https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44176729Mon, 12 Apr 2021 03:11:44 +0000Jon And PatrickIf you didn't get enough tales of mayhem in Episode 8, we've got you covered. This week we hear about more high school hijinks and bad behavior. Tune to find out if Harper is riding Thomas the Turd Train or if he's off the rails. Don't forget to wipe...4035dads,danger,malls,mayhem,phreakingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-love-song--44018079https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44018079Tue, 23 Mar 2021 17:58:09 +0000Jon And PatrickThe dads share riveting tales of childhood love. Have you ever wondered what Patrick's first kiss was like? Too bad because he can't remember. Jon opens up about his goal to have a girlfriend from the time he was in 1st grade. There's a lot to unpack...3702dads,kissing,love,relationshipscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9-a-tale-of-two-careers--43857632https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43857632Sat, 13 Mar 2021 03:36:53 +0000Jon And PatrickDo you even know how successful these two dads are?! You have no idea and it's going to blow your mind! You'll also learn how the dads first met. Give it a good listen, update your résumé, and then go have some fun!3498advice,ambition,careers,dadcasters,dads,jobs,successcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-8-general-mayhem--43712849https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43712849Wed, 03 Mar 2021 16:19:40 +0000Jon And PatrickListen, every dad was once a kid. And kids, especially high school kids, do really stupid things. Today the dads discuss trouble they got into during high school. In retrospect, it's pretty incredible that neither of them were arrested or killed. Even...3997dads,highschool,mayhem,napalm,phreaking,troublecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-7-do-you-religion--43712745https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43712745Wed, 03 Mar 2021 16:18:58 +0000Jon And PatrickThe dads delve into their experience with religion. They discuss their upbringing, how their beliefs evolved and what they're up to now. Don't worry – it's not too deep. It's a wholesome cast devoid of judgement. Jon also shares a wonderful Dad Update.3470agnostic,agnosticism,atheism,atheist,catholic,church,dads,lutheran,protestant,religion,spiritualitycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-6-dads-love-hip-hop--43563687https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43563687Sun, 28 Feb 2021 05:37:58 +0000Jon And PatrickDuring this episode of Older Wiser Weirder, the dads share some of their favorite hip hop tracks. Don't know the difference between your Wu-Tang Clans or Pharcydes? This episode is for you! Man, this one is full of tasty beat treats so strap on your...3767beastieboys,dads,hiphop,icecube,music,wutangcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-5-dad-2-dad--43562433https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43562433Sun, 28 Feb 2021 05:37:51 +0000Jon And PatrickOn this episode, the dads talk about their dads – what our dads are like, what we love about our dads and how our dads have influenced how we dad. Whether or not you have a dad, go have some fun!2954dads,fatherhood,sleepcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-4-when-dads-hit-the-road--43608982https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43608982Sun, 28 Feb 2021 05:37:38 +0000Jon And PatrickThere's a pandemic out there so we can't travel. That doesn't stop the dads from reliving some of their favorite trips. Have you been to our favorite spots? There's only one way to find out! Please remove your shoes, take your laptop out of your bag,...3553costarica,dads,fatherhood,ireland,italy,noplacelikehome,travel,vancouvercleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-3-top-10-movies-from-top-2-dads--43562278https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43562278Sun, 28 Feb 2021 05:37:28 +0000Jon And PatrickToday the dads get together to share their Top 10 Movies (and one guilty pleasure). Will their lists make you angry? There's only one way to find out! After listening to this episode, go watch 20 movies and don't forget to have some fun!4457dads,movies,top10cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-2-wanna-podcast--43562288https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43562288Sun, 28 Feb 2021 05:37:17 +0000Jon And PatrickThe dads are trying to get into the swing of this podcast thing. On this episode, they talk about why they're even doing a podcast in the first place.2746dadcast,dads,fatherhoodcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-1-your-two-new-dads--43561711https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43561711Sun, 28 Feb 2021 05:36:47 +0000Jon And PatrickHey there! We're Jon and Patrick, two dads with a podcast. Welcome to our first episode. This week in history there was an attempted coup. We promise not to talk about politics after this one but this week was pretty wild. We also discuss getting...2980biden,capitol,dads,election,infomercials,pandemic,riot,shamwow,trumpcleanfull