https://www.spreaker.com/show/cinema-craptaculusenComedyCopyright David Humphreyshttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fa6a02c274b3b2c6615045b1cd23630.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/cinema-craptaculusSun, 21 Jun 2026 07:46:45 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewDavid Humphreysdavid.humphreys.jr@gmail.comJoin the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as we review all kinds of movies, debate movies and talk all things Hollywood.truec19eb37a-3027-56df-abff-94c83487db08episodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-expanded-universe-episode-47--72615595https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72615595Sun, 21 Jun 2026 07:45:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSummer is here! And the Geeks help you decide what’s worth your while at the cinemas. From Christopher Nolan’s Greek opus to Spider-Man’s brand new bad day to another round of talking toys and the return of Johnny Knoxville and the boys. It’s a summer...2775blockbusters,brand+new+day,disclosure+day,odyssey,spider-man,summer+movies,supergirlfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/2025-geek-recap-expanded-universe--69272097
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Every year hundreds of Christmas movies are released in the spirited hopes of becoming the next holiday classic! National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Planes Trains and Automobiles. The Muppets Christmas Carol. Scroooged. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Home Alone. One of those movies this year is Amazon Prime’s family farce Oh. What. Fun. Spoiler alert – the title is ironic.  

 Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up!  Here’s how Prime describes the movie:   Everyone is home for the holidays, clamoring for all the Christmas cheer only their mother can whip up. They can already smell the chestnuts roasting—or is that Mom’s hair on fire? From a New York Times bestselling author comes a laugh-out-loud short story for any mom who’d rather wreck the halls. Now a major motion picture from Amazon MGM Studios.

Tyler, Channing, and Sammy Clauster have descended on their childhood home, with significant others and four-year-old twins in tow, for another good old-fashioned Christmas. Overwhelming holiday magic, as always, comes courtesy of their mom, Claire. They know she’s thrilled to cook, wrap gifts, decorate, accommodate, play games, overprepare every Christmas Eve Eve Eve tradition, and still let Dad be known as the Fun One. It’s her thing, right? Maybe the family should have paid closer attention. Because this year, something is a little off-key—and it’s not just the carols.  

This stars Michelle Pfeiffer, Dennis Leary, Chloe Grace Moretz, Felicity Jones, Dominic Sessa, Jason Schwartzman & is directed by Michael Showalter!

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Every year hundreds of Christmas movies are released in the spirited hopes of becoming the next holiday classic! National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Planes Trains and Automobiles. The Muppets Christmas Carol. Scroooged. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Home Alone. One of those movies this year is Amazon Prime’s family farce Oh. What. Fun. Spoiler alert – the title is ironic.  

 Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up!  Here’s how Prime describes the movie:   Everyone is home for the holidays, clamoring for all the Christmas cheer only their mother can whip up. They can already smell the chestnuts roasting—or is that Mom’s hair on fire? From a New York Times bestselling author comes a laugh-out-loud short story for any mom who’d rather wreck the halls. Now a major motion picture from Amazon MGM Studios.

Tyler, Channing, and Sammy Clauster have descended on their childhood home, with significant others and four-year-old twins in tow, for another good old-fashioned Christmas. Overwhelming holiday magic, as always, comes courtesy of their mom, Claire. They know she’s thrilled to cook, wrap gifts, decorate, accommodate, play games, overprepare every Christmas Eve Eve Eve tradition, and still let Dad be known as the Fun One. It’s her thing, right? Maybe the family should have paid closer attention. Because this year, something is a little off-key—and it’s not just the carols.  

This stars Michelle Pfeiffer, Dennis Leary, Chloe Grace Moretz, Felicity Jones, Dominic Sessa, Jason Schwartzman & is directed by Michael Showalter!

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Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up!  Ice Cube plays Will Radford, DHS Agent and creepster dad who should have been DOGE’d out of his job, because he spends his day stalking his two estranged children – his pregnant daughter, Faith and his intense Gen-Z-er son Dave. When mysterious meteors crash into the Earth, it’s up to these three plus Faith’s fiancé and Amazon delivery driver, Mark as well as Eva Longoria (whose character’s name I don’t know and I couldn’t quickly see it on Wikipedia, so I’m giving her as much attention as Will gives her in the movie, which is to say close to none) … Anyway, when machines from Mars rise out of the meteor craters, our heroes realize that the aliens are here to chew bubblegum and steal our data…and they are all out of bubblegum. So, in a shameless plot swipe from a totally different alien invasion movie, they have to upload a virus to the alien machines to put an end to the WAR OF THE WORLDS!!!

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Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up!  Ice Cube plays Will Radford, DHS Agent and creepster dad who should have been DOGE’d out of his job, because he spends his day stalking his two estranged children – his pregnant daughter, Faith and his intense Gen-Z-er son Dave. When mysterious meteors crash into the Earth, it’s up to these three plus Faith’s fiancé and Amazon delivery driver, Mark as well as Eva Longoria (whose character’s name I don’t know and I couldn’t quickly see it on Wikipedia, so I’m giving her as much attention as Will gives her in the movie, which is to say close to none) … Anyway, when machines from Mars rise out of the meteor craters, our heroes realize that the aliens are here to chew bubblegum and steal our data…and they are all out of bubblegum. So, in a shameless plot swipe from a totally different alien invasion movie, they have to upload a virus to the alien machines to put an end to the WAR OF THE WORLDS!!!

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If you’re a movie studio who only has the rights to characters from the Spider-Man comics and yet want to be part of the MCU? What do you do? You make a bunch of movies based on b-list villains like KRAVEN THE HUNTER

Sergei Kravinoff (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) was raised to be a hunter, but his true prey is the man who made him—the ruthless Nikolai Kravinoff (Russell Crowe) – his father! Dun-Dunn-DUNNN!. Left for dead as a child, Sergei survives with the help of Calypso (Ariana DeBose)and a serum that gave Kraven a supernatural connection to the wild. Now, he’s Kraven the Hunter, a relentless predator on a path of vengeance. Part big game hunter, mostly John Wick with super powers, Kraven clashes with his half-brother Dmitri (Fred Hechinger), a scheming survivalist with ties to the criminal underworld. Their uneasy alliance is tested by deadly foes, including The Foreigner and a monstrous adversary—Rhino—who proves that Kraven isn’t the only apex predator in town.

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If you’re a movie studio who only has the rights to characters from the Spider-Man comics and yet want to be part of the MCU? What do you do? You make a bunch of movies based on b-list villains like KRAVEN THE HUNTER

Sergei Kravinoff (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) was raised to be a hunter, but his true prey is the man who made him—the ruthless Nikolai Kravinoff (Russell Crowe) – his father! Dun-Dunn-DUNNN!. Left for dead as a child, Sergei survives with the help of Calypso (Ariana DeBose)and a serum that gave Kraven a supernatural connection to the wild. Now, he’s Kraven the Hunter, a relentless predator on a path of vengeance. Part big game hunter, mostly John Wick with super powers, Kraven clashes with his half-brother Dmitri (Fred Hechinger), a scheming survivalist with ties to the criminal underworld. Their uneasy alliance is tested by deadly foes, including The Foreigner and a monstrous adversary—Rhino—who proves that Kraven isn’t the only apex predator in town.

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64941965Mon, 17 Mar 2025 21:18:17 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewDo you believe in reincarnation? Well, TV executives sure do! From Matlock to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it seems like all our favorite TV shows are getting REBOOTED! The Geeks are back in action sussing out which reboots rise to the top and which sink...Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up!  

CIA Spies and banter experts Emily (Cameron Diaz) and Matt (Jamie Fox) are on a mission to recover\ very important…thing. But when they’re mission goes south, they are presumed dead, and they take the opportunity retire and start a family. After 15 years (and two kids who are teens now), the…thing that they were supposed to recover is still….somewhere and their old boss (Kyle Chandler) is looking for the…thing. Look, the thing is like some sort of electronic key that does something, stop asking unnecessary questions. Anyway, with CIA, MI6 and some bad guys who want to use the thing to do bad things, Emily and Matt now have to take their family on an impromptu international adventure with Emily’s estranged mom (Glenn Close) who used to be a British Spy. With the family on the run to find the..thing, Emily and Matt find themselves, say it with me now, BACK IN ACTION!!    

CINEMA CRAPTACULUS – Back for Good!
CRAPTACULUS – Back & it’s aaight. 
UTTER CRAP -  Crap in Action

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64151335Sun, 02 Feb 2025 22:16:07 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSteph, Dave, Steve & John ponder - when is a theatrical, not really a theatrical? When it’s a direct to Netflix original movie! That’s right, it’s time to kick the feet up, make some popcorn and get BACK IN ACTION!   Here’s the rapid recap to...
Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up!  

CIA Spies and banter experts Emily (Cameron Diaz) and Matt (Jamie Fox) are on a mission to recover\ very important…thing. But when they’re mission goes south, they are presumed dead, and they take the opportunity retire and start a family. After 15 years (and two kids who are teens now), the…thing that they were supposed to recover is still….somewhere and their old boss (Kyle Chandler) is looking for the…thing. Look, the thing is like some sort of electronic key that does something, stop asking unnecessary questions. Anyway, with CIA, MI6 and some bad guys who want to use the thing to do bad things, Emily and Matt now have to take their family on an impromptu international adventure with Emily’s estranged mom (Glenn Close) who used to be a British Spy. With the family on the run to find the..thing, Emily and Matt find themselves, say it with me now, BACK IN ACTION!!    

CINEMA CRAPTACULUS – Back for Good!
CRAPTACULUS – Back & it’s aaight. 
UTTER CRAP -  Crap in Action

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60917602Sun, 04 Aug 2024 15:51:59 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewDeadpool officially joins the MCU, and the Geeks talk about where it all started and how the Merc With A Mouth convinced his new frenemy Wolverine to join him for that superhero box office landing. Grab some chimichangas and wear your brown pants for...Deadpool officially joins the MCU, and the Geeks talk about where it all started and how the Merc With A Mouth convinced his new frenemy Wolverine to join him for that superhero box office landing. Grab some chimichangas and wear your brown pants for the latest episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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Big robots! AI Craziness! And the weight (and the future) of the world is all on J-Lo’s back! It’s the Netflix original, ATLAS!   Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up!

When Atlas (played by J-Lo) was a kid, her mom created an AI Lifeform named Harlan (Simu Liu). Initially programmed to not hurt humans, something goes wrong and Harlan goes AI bat shit as AI is wont to do in the movies! Determined to kill all humans, AI turn on their masters and a war between man and machine begins! Cut to 28 years later, and for some reason, Simu has gone into hiding and Atlas has become an analyst who refuses to let any form of AI into her life, in charge of finding Simu. But General Banks (Sterling  K. Brown) has a plan to take Rangers (people linked to AI Robots) and the war to Simu. Of course the fan hits the AI Powered crap, the plan goes side ways and it’s up to Atlas and an AI robot named Smith with whom she refuses to work to save the world.

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Big robots! AI Craziness! And the weight (and the future) of the world is all on J-Lo’s back! It’s the Netflix original, ATLAS!   Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up!

When Atlas (played by J-Lo) was a kid, her mom created an AI Lifeform named Harlan (Simu Liu). Initially programmed to not hurt humans, something goes wrong and Harlan goes AI bat shit as AI is wont to do in the movies! Determined to kill all humans, AI turn on their masters and a war between man and machine begins! Cut to 28 years later, and for some reason, Simu has gone into hiding and Atlas has become an analyst who refuses to let any form of AI into her life, in charge of finding Simu. But General Banks (Sterling  K. Brown) has a plan to take Rangers (people linked to AI Robots) and the war to Simu. Of course the fan hits the AI Powered crap, the plan goes side ways and it’s up to Atlas and an AI robot named Smith with whom she refuses to work to save the world.

WORLD GONE GOOD - Listen Here!

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Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up! After murdering his family, Jerry (Played by LOST’s Terry O’Quinn) marries a recent widow and becomes the stepfather to 16 year old Stephanie.  But Stephanie realizes something creepy is up with the new head of the family.  When she starts digging into his past, the bodies pile up and she realizes that any man can be a father, but it takes a true psychopath to be the STEP FATHER!

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Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up! After murdering his family, Jerry (Played by LOST’s Terry O’Quinn) marries a recent widow and becomes the stepfather to 16 year old Stephanie.  But Stephanie realizes something creepy is up with the new head of the family.  When she starts digging into his past, the bodies pile up and she realizes that any man can be a father, but it takes a true psychopath to be the STEP FATHER!

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>363080's,campy,horror,movie+review,slasher+films,stepfather,terry+o'quinnfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/geek-free-for-all-expanded-universe-42--60029561The Geeks do what they do best – geek out on the biggest and best TV shows and movies of the summer! From Furiosa to a furious Wolverine and everything in between, it’s a Geek free-for-all on the latest episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60029561Tue, 14 May 2024 16:23:59 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Geeks do what they do best – geek out on the biggest and best TV shows and movies of the summer! From Furiosa to a furious Wolverine and everything in between, it’s a Geek free-for-all on the latest episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The...The Geeks do what they do best – geek out on the biggest and best TV shows and movies of the summer! From Furiosa to a furious Wolverine and everything in between, it’s a Geek free-for-all on the latest episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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Jake Gyllenhaal plays Ex-UFC fighter Dalton who takes a job as a bouncer at a Florida Keys road house, only to discover that this paradise is not all it seems. 

This updated Roadhouse is directed by Doug Limen and premiered on Amazon Prime. And even though it didn’t premiere in theaters like the creators wanted, it did attract 50 million viewers in its first two weekends.  Also starring in this barroom romp is Connor McGregor, Daniela Melchoir and Billy Magnussen    

Plus a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED – especially the creators of the 2024 Road House remake, because it’s the original Road House! Patrick Swayze plays a renown(?) bouncer who takes a job as a bouncer at a Missouri road house only to discover that this small, southern town paradise is not all it seems!     

Road House was released in 1989 and with Patrick Swayze, stars Sam Elliot and Kelly Lynch. It made a little over 61 million. What is your logline pitch for this
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Jake Gyllenhaal plays Ex-UFC fighter Dalton who takes a job as a bouncer at a Florida Keys road house, only to discover that this paradise is not all it seems. 

This updated Roadhouse is directed by Doug Limen and premiered on Amazon Prime. And even though it didn’t premiere in theaters like the creators wanted, it did attract 50 million viewers in its first two weekends.  Also starring in this barroom romp is Connor McGregor, Daniela Melchoir and Billy Magnussen    

Plus a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED – especially the creators of the 2024 Road House remake, because it’s the original Road House! Patrick Swayze plays a renown(?) bouncer who takes a job as a bouncer at a Missouri road house only to discover that this small, southern town paradise is not all it seems!     

Road House was released in 1989 and with Patrick Swayze, stars Sam Elliot and Kelly Lynch. It made a little over 61 million. What is your logline pitch for this
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It’s 1994 you’re going through the newspaper, wondering what movie to see Friday night. You’ve got THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, a prison film that could make even a hardened criminal weep and long for the magic of friendship;  PULP FICTION, which would not just change movie storytelling, but would raise the bar on soundtracks, INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE – Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise camping it up as vamps! “And they were ROOMMATES!”… THE CROW, the tragic last film of Brandon Lee as well as the blueprint for every emo story afterwards; and FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL, the multi-cast comedy that led us to Love Actually! Booooo!  So check us out because we’re gonna Be Kind and Rewind this baby back to 1994!

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It’s 1994 you’re going through the newspaper, wondering what movie to see Friday night. You’ve got THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, a prison film that could make even a hardened criminal weep and long for the magic of friendship;  PULP FICTION, which would not just change movie storytelling, but would raise the bar on soundtracks, INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE – Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise camping it up as vamps! “And they were ROOMMATES!”… THE CROW, the tragic last film of Brandon Lee as well as the blueprint for every emo story afterwards; and FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL, the multi-cast comedy that led us to Love Actually! Booooo!  So check us out because we’re gonna Be Kind and Rewind this baby back to 1994!

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Tara, Adam & Dave dive into an awards frenzy double feature with MAESTRO and a movie people also watched, the 70’s classic ALL THAT JAZZ

First up, it's the Netflix Original that could be called “OSCAR BID”! This limited theatrical release spent a month in theaters before moving to the Netflix Mothership! Directed by Bradley Cooper, and starring Bradley Cooper and Carey Mulligan, on its limited release Maestro made about ½ million dollars at the box office. But it has won an award already as one of AFI’s Movies of the Year.

Plus a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…We’re going from a bio-pic featuring a troubled, creative genius to a semi-autobio-pic featuring a troubled, creative genius with a movie that people also watched – ALL THAT JAZZ! This classic was released on December 20, 1979 – exactly 24 years prior to Maestro landing on Netflix. Starring Roy Scheider, Jessica Lange and Ben Vereen, ALL THAT JAZZ was directed by Bob Fosse and made just over 37 million dollars at the box office. (PERSON) what’s your logline for this movie?
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Tara, Adam & Dave dive into an awards frenzy double feature with MAESTRO and a movie people also watched, the 70’s classic ALL THAT JAZZ

First up, it's the Netflix Original that could be called “OSCAR BID”! This limited theatrical release spent a month in theaters before moving to the Netflix Mothership! Directed by Bradley Cooper, and starring Bradley Cooper and Carey Mulligan, on its limited release Maestro made about ½ million dollars at the box office. But it has won an award already as one of AFI’s Movies of the Year.

Plus a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…We’re going from a bio-pic featuring a troubled, creative genius to a semi-autobio-pic featuring a troubled, creative genius with a movie that people also watched – ALL THAT JAZZ! This classic was released on December 20, 1979 – exactly 24 years prior to Maestro landing on Netflix. Starring Roy Scheider, Jessica Lange and Ben Vereen, ALL THAT JAZZ was directed by Bob Fosse and made just over 37 million dollars at the box office. (PERSON) what’s your logline for this movie?
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There’s no dialogue, there’s no electricity and there’s no peace because NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU! That’s the name of the movie. No One Will Save You.

In this sci-fi, psychologoical thriller, Brynn (Kaitlyn Dever) is an anxious, homebody because of a mysterious event in her past that left her the town outcast. Now this lonely, stay-at-home woman finds herself in survival mode, facing off against an alien invasion in the style of Invasion of the Pod People. Armed with sheer grit and an unmatched will to survive, Brynn has to face this extraterrestrial onslaught while facing her past! And when comes to your past, the movie title truly holds up – NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU!


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There’s no dialogue, there’s no electricity and there’s no peace because NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU! That’s the name of the movie. No One Will Save You.

In this sci-fi, psychologoical thriller, Brynn (Kaitlyn Dever) is an anxious, homebody because of a mysterious event in her past that left her the town outcast. Now this lonely, stay-at-home woman finds herself in survival mode, facing off against an alien invasion in the style of Invasion of the Pod People. Armed with sheer grit and an unmatched will to survive, Brynn has to face this extraterrestrial onslaught while facing her past! And when comes to your past, the movie title truly holds up – NO ONE WILL SAVE YOU!


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FAMILY SWITCH is about the Walker Family as they switch bodies. The mother switches with the daughter, the son switches with the dad and the baby switches with the family dog! And it happens on the night before one of the most important days of everyone’s life – The mom (Jennifer Garner) is supposed to give a big pitch to a big client with a promotion on the line! The Daughter (Emma Myers) is supposed to play in the big soccer tournament with a scholarship on the line! The son (Brady Noon) is meeting with Yale to see if he can get into college a year or two before he graduates! And the Dad (Ed Helms) is going to play the..I don’t know…Christmas Festival? Or something for a chance to be on America’s Got Talent, I think? So the stage is set, the stakes are hight and, oh, did we mention it’s a Christmas movie as well? It’s FAMILY SWITCH!

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58106977Sun, 24 Dec 2023 10:00:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThis holiday season, Steph, Dave & John switch it up for Christmas! What happens when you cross Freaky Friday with Like Father Like Son and throw in Christmas just for shits and giggles. And don’t forget an extra helping of McG directing and you...This holiday season, Steph, Dave & John switch it up for Christmas! What happens when you cross Freaky Friday with Like Father Like Son and throw in Christmas just for shits and giggles. And don’t forget an extra helping of McG directing and you get the Netflix original - the simply titled FAMILY SWITCH!

FAMILY SWITCH is about the Walker Family as they switch bodies. The mother switches with the daughter, the son switches with the dad and the baby switches with the family dog! And it happens on the night before one of the most important days of everyone’s life – The mom (Jennifer Garner) is supposed to give a big pitch to a big client with a promotion on the line! The Daughter (Emma Myers) is supposed to play in the big soccer tournament with a scholarship on the line! The son (Brady Noon) is meeting with Yale to see if he can get into college a year or two before he graduates! And the Dad (Ed Helms) is going to play the..I don’t know…Christmas Festival? Or something for a chance to be on America’s Got Talent, I think? So the stage is set, the stakes are hight and, oh, did we mention it’s a Christmas movie as well? It’s FAMILY SWITCH!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58036722Sun, 17 Dec 2023 15:28:44 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewHappy Holidays from the Geeks! It’s the 40th episode, and John HH, Doc, and Smoore offer up some hilarious ideas from your favorite film directors who really need to make a Christmas movie! Listen up Nolan, Scorcese, Fennell, and Tarantino - these are...Expanded Universe Christmas!

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Here's the rapid recap to catch you up!

Emily Young is a college Senior who will do anything to attain her dream of becoming house president of her Sorority. But standing in her way is current president and mean girl Madison – I think it’s Madison. I didn’t really catch the name of anyone in this movie and all the Sorority sisters basically looked the same to me. So Emily does the one rational thing – she adopts a Sloth in order to win over friends and become president. But does any of that really matter? Because we’re watching a movie called SLOTHERHOUSE. There’s a Sloth, there’s a house and there’s a lot of dead bodies. You’re re-capped!

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Here's the rapid recap to catch you up!

Emily Young is a college Senior who will do anything to attain her dream of becoming house president of her Sorority. But standing in her way is current president and mean girl Madison – I think it’s Madison. I didn’t really catch the name of anyone in this movie and all the Sorority sisters basically looked the same to me. So Emily does the one rational thing – she adopts a Sloth in order to win over friends and become president. But does any of that really matter? Because we’re watching a movie called SLOTHERHOUSE. There’s a Sloth, there’s a house and there’s a lot of dead bodies. You’re re-capped!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57341889Sun, 22 Oct 2023 12:15:14 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Geeks go monster mashing as they carve out their best and least favorite trick-or-treat candy, party cocktails, songs, and the popular costumes for 2023. From Taylor Swift attire to lighting candy corn on fire, let’s debate and celebrate with...Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56522856Sun, 20 Aug 2023 08:20:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Geeks take a look at what’s at stake in the big Hollywood strikes and are joined by Cinema Craptaculus’ own Emmy-winning writer Stephanie Coggins as well as actor and SAG-AFTRA committee negotiator Zeke Alton. Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The...Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56037017Sun, 09 Jul 2023 08:15:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSummertime at the movies! The geeks check in on which films are on fire and which have flamed out and what’s coming up. Is it summer lovin’ or endless summer? Find out as Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe! Twitter @Craptaculus...Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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This week we're going out for REVENGE!!

It’s the movie that revived Keanu Reeves career…again! It made over $66 million at the box office but started a franchise that has made over 1 billion dollars. Besides Keanu Reeves it stars Ian McShane, Lance Reddick, Adriene Palicki, and William Dafoe. It’s the first JOHN WICK!

Here's a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…Now here’s a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…when stunt people need to make a reel and don’t have a movie, what do they do? They make a movie. Now that sentence is completely made up. I have no idea of the history of this movie except that Adam sent us the trailer and we couldn’t pass it up. Avialable on YouTube and made in 1994, it’s PAROLE VIOLATORS!

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Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love. Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie. If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!
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This week we're going out for REVENGE!!

It’s the movie that revived Keanu Reeves career…again! It made over $66 million at the box office but started a franchise that has made over 1 billion dollars. Besides Keanu Reeves it stars Ian McShane, Lance Reddick, Adriene Palicki, and William Dafoe. It’s the first JOHN WICK!

Here's a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…Now here’s a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…when stunt people need to make a reel and don’t have a movie, what do they do? They make a movie. Now that sentence is completely made up. I have no idea of the history of this movie except that Adam sent us the trailer and we couldn’t pass it up. Avialable on YouTube and made in 1994, it’s PAROLE VIOLATORS!

Order Tara O’Brien’s book TIPS FOR YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH here:

Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love. Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie. If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!
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Here's the rapid recap to catch you up! At the end of EXTRACTION 1, Chris Hemsworth’s character Tyler Rake (wait, that’s really his name? Anyway…) Tyler Rake fell off a bridge and was presumed dead? Maybe. I don’t know, I didn’t see it. But he wasn’t dead! Just really injured. And they save him. Facing the possibility of hanging out in the most beautiful cabin in the most beautiful woods in the world, Tyler Rake has the need, the need for speed killing. So some guy comes in who I don’t know who he is, but I know he’s important because he’s all Nick Fury like and he has a job for Tyler Rake – a job only Tyler Rake can do – rescue a family who is living in a prison to be close to the husband who is in the prison because he’s part of some sort of eastern bloc mafia and they….are going to…– you know what, let’s get to the blowing up and the killing. Tyler Rake gets the family which starts a 2-hour chase sequence that pretty much goes, bang, bang, bang, boom, helicopters, explosions, trains, buildings, bang, boom, glass breaking, people fall, car chase, more people die, church, stab, stab, stab dead, dead, dead. The END!

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Here's the rapid recap to catch you up! At the end of EXTRACTION 1, Chris Hemsworth’s character Tyler Rake (wait, that’s really his name? Anyway…) Tyler Rake fell off a bridge and was presumed dead? Maybe. I don’t know, I didn’t see it. But he wasn’t dead! Just really injured. And they save him. Facing the possibility of hanging out in the most beautiful cabin in the most beautiful woods in the world, Tyler Rake has the need, the need for speed killing. So some guy comes in who I don’t know who he is, but I know he’s important because he’s all Nick Fury like and he has a job for Tyler Rake – a job only Tyler Rake can do – rescue a family who is living in a prison to be close to the husband who is in the prison because he’s part of some sort of eastern bloc mafia and they….are going to…– you know what, let’s get to the blowing up and the killing. Tyler Rake gets the family which starts a 2-hour chase sequence that pretty much goes, bang, bang, bang, boom, helicopters, explosions, trains, buildings, bang, boom, glass breaking, people fall, car chase, more people die, church, stab, stab, stab dead, dead, dead. The END!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53948205Sun, 21 May 2023 12:46:06 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewLike sands through the hourglass, the Geeks ponder the incredible popularity of soap operas. WHO are Smoore’s favorite soap characters? HOW GOOD is HH’s impression of one daytime’s best heroes? WAS Doc really named after a telenovela character? Tune...Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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At its release, it was the most expensive Indian movie to date. And you just watch the ½ hour sequence before the opening credits and you’ll instantly see why! This Telugu-language epic is based on the imaginary friendship to two of India’s revolutionaries. It’s RRR

Available on Netflix, RRR cost about 72 million dollars to make and has made more than double than that in box office. Because of delays in filming due to the pandemic, the movie took years to make – but the wait was worth it!

Here's a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…America has its own tall tale hero’s and is never shy about pairing them together. From the bevy of buddy cop movies, we went to the mother of them all – TANGO AND CASH, starring Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell. Back in 1989, this big budget action movie cost 54 million dollars and grossed 120 million at the box office.

Order Tara O’Brien’s book TIPS FOR YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH here:

Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love. Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie. If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!
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People Also Watched theme written & performed by: Brian Ruppenkamp]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53706265Mon, 01 May 2023 15:25:47 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThis week we’re bromancing the action! At its release, it was the most expensive Indian movie to date. And you just watch the ½ hour sequence before the opening credits and you’ll instantly see why! This Telugu-language epic is based on the...
At its release, it was the most expensive Indian movie to date. And you just watch the ½ hour sequence before the opening credits and you’ll instantly see why! This Telugu-language epic is based on the imaginary friendship to two of India’s revolutionaries. It’s RRR

Available on Netflix, RRR cost about 72 million dollars to make and has made more than double than that in box office. Because of delays in filming due to the pandemic, the movie took years to make – but the wait was worth it!

Here's a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…America has its own tall tale hero’s and is never shy about pairing them together. From the bevy of buddy cop movies, we went to the mother of them all – TANGO AND CASH, starring Sylvester Stallone and Kurt Russell. Back in 1989, this big budget action movie cost 54 million dollars and grossed 120 million at the box office.

Order Tara O’Brien’s book TIPS FOR YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH here:

Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love. Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie. If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!
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People Also Watched theme written & performed by: Brian Ruppenkamp]]>2761action,bromance,cash,comedy,kurt+russell,movie+review,rrr,sylvester+stallone,tangotruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/white-noise-night-of-the-comet--53622327
The first, WHITE NOISE, is a satirical contemplation of modern life, major fears and denying death in a Netflix Original Movie starring Adam Driver, Greta Gerwig, and Don Cheadle. Directed by Noah Baumbach this movie premiered during the death throes of summer on August 31st 2022. And then premiered on Netflix at Thanksgiving, another time with family where you want to die.

And a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…This 80’s classic is also about people’s last days of life on the planet, it’s NIGHT OF THE COMET– From 1984 it stars Catherine Mary Stewart and Kelli Maroney and is directed by Thom Eberhardt who also wrote and directed Captain Ron. Night of the Comet cost a mere 700 thousand dollars and made over 14million! Why hasn’t there been a TV Show about this last night on earth?

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Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love.
Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie.
If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!
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The first, WHITE NOISE, is a satirical contemplation of modern life, major fears and denying death in a Netflix Original Movie starring Adam Driver, Greta Gerwig, and Don Cheadle. Directed by Noah Baumbach this movie premiered during the death throes of summer on August 31st 2022. And then premiered on Netflix at Thanksgiving, another time with family where you want to die.

And a movie that PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…This 80’s classic is also about people’s last days of life on the planet, it’s NIGHT OF THE COMET– From 1984 it stars Catherine Mary Stewart and Kelli Maroney and is directed by Thom Eberhardt who also wrote and directed Captain Ron. Night of the Comet cost a mere 700 thousand dollars and made over 14million! Why hasn’t there been a TV Show about this last night on earth?

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Order Tara O’Brien’s book TIPS FOR YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH here:

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Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love.
Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie.
If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!
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Here’s the Rapid Recap as written by Netflix
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Seeking a fresh start in Chicago, the Presley family moves into a dusty fixer-upper they soon realize comes with a catch: a ghost in the attic named Ernest (David Harbour). Despite Ernest's attempts at scaring teenage son Kevin (Jahi Winston), the detached, music-obsessed teen soon finds a kindred spirit in this trapped soul from the '70s and commits to helping him.

Meanwhile, Kevin's affable-yet-harsh father Frank (Anthony Mackie) looks to cash in on Ernest by turning him into a social media sensation. When Frank's video of Ernest goes viral and captures the world's attention, the family lands on the radar of Dr. Leslie Monroe (Tig Notaro), a washed-up paranormal scientist who alerts her old boss, Deputy Director Arnold Schipley of the CIA (Steve Coulter), restarting a clandestine program aimed at capturing a ghost.

As crowds, reporters, and government agents descend upon the Presley home, it's up to Kevin and his sharp-witted, fellow outcast neighbor Joy (Isabella Russo) to break Ernest out, uncover the mysteries of his past, and bring him the closure he needs before it's too late. It’s WE HAVE A GHOST!

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53443478Tue, 04 Apr 2023 17:42:51 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSteph, John and Dave move in only to discover WE HAVE A GHOST! Here’s the Rapid Recap as written by Netflix RAPID RECAP Seeking a fresh start in Chicago, the Presley family moves into a dusty fixer-upper they soon realize comes with a catch: a...
Here’s the Rapid Recap as written by Netflix
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Seeking a fresh start in Chicago, the Presley family moves into a dusty fixer-upper they soon realize comes with a catch: a ghost in the attic named Ernest (David Harbour). Despite Ernest's attempts at scaring teenage son Kevin (Jahi Winston), the detached, music-obsessed teen soon finds a kindred spirit in this trapped soul from the '70s and commits to helping him.

Meanwhile, Kevin's affable-yet-harsh father Frank (Anthony Mackie) looks to cash in on Ernest by turning him into a social media sensation. When Frank's video of Ernest goes viral and captures the world's attention, the family lands on the radar of Dr. Leslie Monroe (Tig Notaro), a washed-up paranormal scientist who alerts her old boss, Deputy Director Arnold Schipley of the CIA (Steve Coulter), restarting a clandestine program aimed at capturing a ghost.

As crowds, reporters, and government agents descend upon the Presley home, it's up to Kevin and his sharp-witted, fellow outcast neighbor Joy (Isabella Russo) to break Ernest out, uncover the mysteries of his past, and bring him the closure he needs before it's too late. It’s WE HAVE A GHOST!

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>2766anthony+mackie,comedy,david+harbour,horror,jennifer+coolidge,movie+reviews,netflix,original+movie,tig+notaro,we+have+a+ghosttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cocaine-bear-black-bear-people-also-watched-sneak--53254714
The first, COCAINE BEAR, Elizabeth Banks take on Jaws remake that takes place in a national park in 1986. It stars Keri Russell, O’Shea Jackson, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Alden Ehrenreich, and the late great Ray Liotta. Cocaine Bear is still in the box office snorting up all the cash earning over 38 Million dollars worldwide already!

And a movie PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…A 2020 small film called Black Bear starring Aubrey Plaza, Christopher Abbot, and Sarah Gadon written and directed by Lawrence Michael Levine

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Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love. Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie. If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!
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The first, COCAINE BEAR, Elizabeth Banks take on Jaws remake that takes place in a national park in 1986. It stars Keri Russell, O’Shea Jackson, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Alden Ehrenreich, and the late great Ray Liotta. Cocaine Bear is still in the box office snorting up all the cash earning over 38 Million dollars worldwide already!

And a movie PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED…A 2020 small film called Black Bear starring Aubrey Plaza, Christopher Abbot, and Sarah Gadon written and directed by Lawrence Michael Levine

Order Tara O’Brien’s book TIPS FOR YOUR LAST YEAR ON EARTH here: https://www.amazon.com/Tips-Your-Last-Year-Earth/dp/1839194529/ref=sr_1_3?crid=1Q4IHBTXW4IP2&keywords=tara+o%27brien&qid=1674061324&sprefix=tara+o%27brie%2Caps%2C137&sr=8-3

Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love. Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie. If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52852833Sun, 26 Feb 2023 10:40:01 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewCan James Gunn save DC Studios? After the bold slate of films and series announced, the Geeks take a hard and hopeful look at the ambitious plans laid out by the new WB leadership supercharge the Superfriends. Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded...Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>2602batman,comic+book+movies,comics,dc,dceu,flash,james+gunn,justice+league,pop+culture,superman,warnerbros,warner+bros,warner+brothers,warners,who+is+james+gunn,wonderwomantruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-network-trailer--52820805https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52820805Thu, 23 Feb 2023 01:37:53 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus Crew50cinema+craptaculus,comedy,disneyplus,movie+reviews,movies,netflix,paramountplus,peacock,popculture,pop+culture,shopping,tubitruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/your-place-or-mine-cinema-craptaculus--52781447
Peter (Ashton Kutcher) is a successful marketing brand expert, who lives in New York city and runs from every relationship as fast as he can get into it. Debbie (Reese Witherspoon) is a successful single mother who left her dreams behind in order to be a responsible adult. Together, their one night stand from 20 years ago is what made them the best of friends today – you know the kind of best friend you talk to almost daily, but never visit each other?

Well, when she has to go to New York to…be in a one-week “I’m a responsible adult” class, I guess? He has to go to California to take care of her 13-year-old son Jack. Over the course of the week she learns to have fun and he learns to be more responsible – ie, he’s able to make lunch and breakfast for the kid. Though they barely share any screen time, through the magic of split-screens, we see them talking to each other like people who really, really know and love each other.

So with the help of their zany friends like Tig Notaro, Steve Zahn and Zoe Chao, they’ll learn that they may be right for each other! In short, it’s the best cast Hallmark Movie you’ll never want to watch regardless of where you’re not watching it– It’s YOUR PLACE OR MINE

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52781447Sun, 19 Feb 2023 15:28:18 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIt’s Valentine’s Day Season so John, Steph & Dave pack their overnight bags to stay at the Rom-Com b&b that's YOUR PLACE OR MINE! Peter (Ashton Kutcher) is a successful marketing brand expert, who lives in New York city and runs from every...
Peter (Ashton Kutcher) is a successful marketing brand expert, who lives in New York city and runs from every relationship as fast as he can get into it. Debbie (Reese Witherspoon) is a successful single mother who left her dreams behind in order to be a responsible adult. Together, their one night stand from 20 years ago is what made them the best of friends today – you know the kind of best friend you talk to almost daily, but never visit each other?

Well, when she has to go to New York to…be in a one-week “I’m a responsible adult” class, I guess? He has to go to California to take care of her 13-year-old son Jack. Over the course of the week she learns to have fun and he learns to be more responsible – ie, he’s able to make lunch and breakfast for the kid. Though they barely share any screen time, through the magic of split-screens, we see them talking to each other like people who really, really know and love each other.

So with the help of their zany friends like Tig Notaro, Steve Zahn and Zoe Chao, they’ll learn that they may be right for each other! In short, it’s the best cast Hallmark Movie you’ll never want to watch regardless of where you’re not watching it– It’s YOUR PLACE OR MINE

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>2561ashton+kutcher,cinema+craptaculus,comedy,movie+review,netflix,original+movie,reese+witherspoon,romcom,tig+notarotrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/romance-wherefore-art-thou-expanded-universe-34--52630230 Dennis Anyone? podcast joins the geeks to see if Hollywood still cares about love in films, where we can find them, and why we still need them. Romance, wherefore art thou? It’s a special Valentine’s Day episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52630230Sun, 05 Feb 2023 09:20:01 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewLove … exciting and -- GONE? Are romantic movies going extinct? Dennis Hensley, host of game shows and the Dennis Anyone? podcast joins the geeks to see if Hollywood still cares about love in films, where we can find them, and why we still need them.... Dennis Anyone? podcast joins the geeks to see if Hollywood still cares about love in films, where we can find them, and why we still need them. Romance, wherefore art thou? It’s a special Valentine’s Day episode of Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>2755dennis+anyone,dennis+hensley,galentine's,love,romance,valentine'strue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-invitation-cinema-craptaculus--52505529Here’s the Rapid Recap (according to Google) to catch you up! After the death of her mother and having no other known relatives, Evie (Nathalie Emmanuel) takes a DNA test and discovers a long-lost cousin she never knew she had. Invited by her newfound family to a lavish wedding in the English countryside, Evie's at first seduced by the sexy aristocratic host (Thomas Doherty). However, she's soon thrust into a nightmare of survival as she uncovers twisted secrets about her family history and the unsettling intentions behind their sinful generosity and behind THE INVITATION

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52505529Sun, 22 Jan 2023 10:00:01 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewWe extend you an invitation to the Netflix Original Movie that has the sexiness and intrigue of an Anne Rice book written for 3rd grade fans of Bridgerton! It’s THE INVITATION everyone! Here’s the Rapid Recap (according to Google) to catch you up!...Here’s the Rapid Recap (according to Google) to catch you up! After the death of her mother and having no other known relatives, Evie (Nathalie Emmanuel) takes a DNA test and discovers a long-lost cousin she never knew she had. Invited by her newfound family to a lavish wedding in the English countryside, Evie's at first seduced by the sexy aristocratic host (Thomas Doherty). However, she's soon thrust into a nightmare of survival as she uncovers twisted secrets about her family history and the unsettling intentions behind their sinful generosity and behind THE INVITATION

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>4307cinema+craptaculus,doherty,dracula,emmanue,gothic,horror,nathalie,netflix,original+movie,romance,the+invitaionn,thomas,vampirestrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/my-big-fat-geek-christmas-expanded-universe-33--52213097Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette. ]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52213097Sun, 18 Dec 2022 09:45:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewYippee Kay Yay and ho-ho-ho! Doc, John HH, and Smoore haul out the holly for a holiday party offering up gift ideas for the geek in your life. And are Die Hard and Love, actually really Christmas movies? You’ll find out as it’s My Big Fat Geek...Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette. ]]>2133christmas,christmas+movies,die+hard,expanded+universe,geek,gift+ideas,gifts,holidays,it's+a+wonderful+life,love+actually,shoppingtrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/falling-for-christmas-unaccompanied-minors-people-also-watched-sneak--52155454
Listen to this special preview and then subscribe to PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED on

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Tara, Adam & Dave deck out the holidays with two Christmas movies! The first is a Netflix Original Movie starring Lindsay Lohan in a holiday Rom-Com appropriately titled FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS! Then they also watched 2006 theatrical starring a bevy of TV Stars of the day – UNACCOMPANIED MINORS! If you watch one, will you like the other? If you watch both, will you like yourself? If you watch neither, will you make it through the holidays? We answer a lot of questions and bring up some more for PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED!

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Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love.

Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie.

If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!

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People Also Watched theme written & performed by: Brian Ruppenkamp

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Tara, Adam & Dave deck out the holidays with two Christmas movies! The first is a Netflix Original Movie starring Lindsay Lohan in a holiday Rom-Com appropriately titled FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS! Then they also watched 2006 theatrical starring a bevy of TV Stars of the day – UNACCOMPANIED MINORS! If you watch one, will you like the other? If you watch both, will you like yourself? If you watch neither, will you make it through the holidays? We answer a lot of questions and bring up some more for PEOPLE ALSO WATCHED!

***

Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love.

Join Tara, Adam, & Dave, industry insiders clinging onto the lower rungs of the Hollywood ladder, as they compare a new release to an older, nearly forgotten movie.

If you love the big-name, big-budget movies and the little-known movies that you think everybody must see, then you’ll want to get to know what People Also Watched…!

***

People Also Watched theme written & performed by: Brian Ruppenkamp

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John and Dave are joined by JDH to open Santa’s sack and peek inside to two classic Christmas specials – Frosty the Snowman and The Year without a Santa Claus!

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN
In this 1969 cartoon classic, Frosty gains sentience when a quote magical unquote hat lands on his frosty dome. He comes to life to instantly learn that he’s going to die. So Frosty’s closest friend, Karen, complains to the manager about the heat in the…oh, not that kind of Karen, just a kid named Karen? Got it! Anyway, Karen decides to whisk frosty to the north pool as a maniacal, desperate, and needy magician chase them. But when the cold is too much for Karen and the warmth too much for Frosty how will these two opposites remain friends? Spoiler alert, it’s Santa Claus.
YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS
In this 1974 stop-animation classic, Santa gets Covid and must cancel Christmas because he believes no one believes in him anymore! Well, it’s a cold, not covid. But just like Fox news keeps warning, Christmas is cancelled! Now it’s up to two elves, Jingle and Jangle and Vixen, the youngest reindeer to show Santa the world still cares and save Christmas! At least the gift giving part of Christmas!



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John and Dave are joined by JDH to open Santa’s sack and peek inside to two classic Christmas specials – Frosty the Snowman and The Year without a Santa Claus!

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN
In this 1969 cartoon classic, Frosty gains sentience when a quote magical unquote hat lands on his frosty dome. He comes to life to instantly learn that he’s going to die. So Frosty’s closest friend, Karen, complains to the manager about the heat in the…oh, not that kind of Karen, just a kid named Karen? Got it! Anyway, Karen decides to whisk frosty to the north pool as a maniacal, desperate, and needy magician chase them. But when the cold is too much for Karen and the warmth too much for Frosty how will these two opposites remain friends? Spoiler alert, it’s Santa Claus.
YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS
In this 1974 stop-animation classic, Santa gets Covid and must cancel Christmas because he believes no one believes in him anymore! Well, it’s a cold, not covid. But just like Fox news keeps warning, Christmas is cancelled! Now it’s up to two elves, Jingle and Jangle and Vixen, the youngest reindeer to show Santa the world still cares and save Christmas! At least the gift giving part of Christmas!



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Tara, Adam & Dave summon the dark forces for two light hearted Halloween tales – Disney+’s Hocus Pocus 2 and then they also watched the 1986 made-for-tv movie The Worst Witch! Both are musicals, one with Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker & Kathy Njimy the other with Facts of Life star Charlotte Rae, Fairuza Balk, Diani Rigg featuring, probably the best musical entrance ever by Tim Curry.

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Tara, Adam & Dave summon the dark forces for two light hearted Halloween tales – Disney+’s Hocus Pocus 2 and then they also watched the 1986 made-for-tv movie The Worst Witch! Both are musicals, one with Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker & Kathy Njimy the other with Facts of Life star Charlotte Rae, Fairuza Balk, Diani Rigg featuring, probably the best musical entrance ever by Tim Curry.

***

Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love.

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Or is it?

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Tara, Adam & Dave pull the strings on two Pinocchio movies! The first is the live action...is it live action?...remake from Robert Zemeckis, Disney+'s PINOCCHIO starring Tom Hanks, Keegan-Michael Key, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and they also watched Trimark Pictures' PINOCCHIO'S REVENGE a 1996 horror/thriller from writer/director Kevin Tenney!

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Tara, Adam & Dave pull the strings on two Pinocchio movies! The first is the live action...is it live action?...remake from Robert Zemeckis, Disney+'s PINOCCHIO starring Tom Hanks, Keegan-Michael Key, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and they also watched Trimark Pictures' PINOCCHIO'S REVENGE a 1996 horror/thriller from writer/director Kevin Tenney!

***

Every month, studios release big-budget features and for every one of those, there are a ton of lesser-known movies you just might love.

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51368425Sun, 25 Sep 2022 09:40:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewMergers! Struggling streamers! Cinema chains closing! Oh, my! Maybe the Geeks should open their own cinema chain or hey, even better, start their own streaming service and call it Geeks+. Join John HH and Doc as they untangle the high stakes drama of...
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>1831amc,disney,disney+,expanded+universe,hulu,movietheaters,movietheeaters,netflix,paramount,streamers,streaming,theaterstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/samaritan-cinema-craptaculus-77--51123759
He’s been a grumpy old boxer! He’s been a grumpy old Vet! Now he’s a grumpy old superhero AND super villain!?! It’s Sylvester Stallone in SAMARITAN!

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Thirteen-year-old Sam Cleary (Javon Walton) suspects that his mysterious and reclusive neighbor Mr. Smith (Sylvester Stallone) is actually a legend hiding in plain sight. Twenty years ago, Granite City's super-powered vigilante, Samaritan, was reported dead after a fiery warehouse battle with his rival, and twin brother, Nemesis. Most believe Samaritan perished in the fire, but some in the city, like Sam, have hope that he is still alive. With crime on the rise and the city on the brink of chaos, Sam makes it his mission to coax his neighbor out of hiding to save the city from ruin and be a good SAMARATIN!



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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51123759Sun, 04 Sep 2022 09:15:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewTara, John & Dave travel to Granite City *cough* gotham *cough* to see if we can get the oldest superhero in town to yell at us for being on his lawn! He’s been a grumpy old boxer! He’s been a grumpy old Vet! Now he’s a grumpy old superhero AND...
He’s been a grumpy old boxer! He’s been a grumpy old Vet! Now he’s a grumpy old superhero AND super villain!?! It’s Sylvester Stallone in SAMARITAN!

Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up!

Thirteen-year-old Sam Cleary (Javon Walton) suspects that his mysterious and reclusive neighbor Mr. Smith (Sylvester Stallone) is actually a legend hiding in plain sight. Twenty years ago, Granite City's super-powered vigilante, Samaritan, was reported dead after a fiery warehouse battle with his rival, and twin brother, Nemesis. Most believe Samaritan perished in the fire, but some in the city, like Sam, have hope that he is still alive. With crime on the rise and the city on the brink of chaos, Sam makes it his mission to coax his neighbor out of hiding to save the city from ruin and be a good SAMARATIN!



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ANDY FRYE has written for Rolling Stone, ESPN, Chicago Tribune, and other publications. Currently, he writes about sports business for Forbes. Check out Andy’s sports writing for Forbes by going to SportyFrye.com

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.

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support for people seeking abortions in an environment increasingly hostile towards
women’s reproductive care. For information on how to donate to The Brigid Alliance or if
you are in need of their services, go to brigidalliance.org.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50960940Sun, 21 Aug 2022 07:25:01 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewAndy Frye, Forbes sportswriter and novelist, joins the Geeks as they take a time-traveling journey back to the grunge-rocking, non-social media world of 1990s! With Andy’s new novel “Ninety Days in the 90s” out, it’s pretty fly as they ask what it...
ANDY FRYE has written for Rolling Stone, ESPN, Chicago Tribune, and other publications. Currently, he writes about sports business for Forbes. Check out Andy’s sports writing for Forbes by going to SportyFrye.com

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.

This month we’d like to highlight “The Brigid Alliance” which is a
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you are in need of their services, go to brigidalliance.org.]]>26171990,90s,andy+frye,friends,green+day,grunge,must+see+tv,ninety+days+in+the+90s,nirvana,rem,rock,time-traveltrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/prey-cinema-craptaculus-76--50896362
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In the Predator franchises’ 5th movie (if you don’t count the Alien Vs. Predator series) we go back in time to 1719 and the Northern Great Plains to witness the creature’s very first visit to Earth. This time the Predator has its sights set on Naru, a skilled female Comanche warrior who fights against misogyny, fur-trappers, and of course, the Alien Hunter. But when the two go at it, who is the hunted and who is really the PREY? Ah-ha! Worked the name of the movie right in there! It’s Prey everybody!


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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50896362Sun, 14 Aug 2022 08:10:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewFirst there was Predator. Then Predator 2. Then Predators. Then The Predator. In this latest installment 20th Century went against Horror movie sequel naming conventions (see Scream and Halloween) and came up with a completely new title - PREY!...
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In the Predator franchises’ 5th movie (if you don’t count the Alien Vs. Predator series) we go back in time to 1719 and the Northern Great Plains to witness the creature’s very first visit to Earth. This time the Predator has its sights set on Naru, a skilled female Comanche warrior who fights against misogyny, fur-trappers, and of course, the Alien Hunter. But when the two go at it, who is the hunted and who is really the PREY? Ah-ha! Worked the name of the movie right in there! It’s Prey everybody!


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Here’s how —IMDB describes the movie:

When a strong-willed princess (played by Joey King) refuses to wed Julius, a cruel sociopath (cruelly played by Dominic Cooper), the princess is locked in a remote tower of her father’s castle. With her vindictive suitor intent on taking her father’s thrown, the princess must save the kingdom.

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Here’s how —IMDB describes the movie:

When a strong-willed princess (played by Joey King) refuses to wed Julius, a cruel sociopath (cruelly played by Dominic Cooper), the princess is locked in a remote tower of her father’s castle. With her vindictive suitor intent on taking her father’s thrown, the princess must save the kingdom.

“Carpentune” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.

This month we’d like to highlight “WRRAP” which stands for Women’s Reproductive Rights Assistance Project. WRRAP is a non-partisan, non-profit organization that helps bridge the financial gap for disadvantaged people who seek an abortion or emergency contraceptives.
You can find more information and donate at wrrap.org.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50593644Sun, 17 Jul 2022 09:40:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Geeks may be worlds apart, but they still can run up that hill and into the upside-down world of Netflix’s hottest series. Order up some pizza before the fourth clock chimes as The Expanded Universe explores Stranger Things Season 4! iTunes...
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.

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You can find more information and donate at wrrap.org.]]>3341caleb+,caleb+mclaughlin,finn+wolfhard,gaten+matarazzo,joe+keery,millie+bobbie+brown,running+up,sadie+sink,stranger+things,that+hill,upside+down,winona+rydertrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-b-sides-35--50515132
Here’s how —IMDB describes the movie:

After settling in Green Hills, Sonic (voiced by Ben Schwartz) is ready for more freedom, and Tom (James Marsden) and Maddie (Tika Sumpter) agree to leave him home while they go on vacation. But, no sooner are they gone, when Dr. Robotnik (Jim Carrey) comes back, this time with a new partner, Knuckles (Idris Elba), in search for an emerald that has the power to both build and destroy civilizations. Sonic teams up with his own sidekick, Tails (Colleen O'Shaughnessey
), and together they embark on a journey to find the emerald before it falls into the wrong hands.

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Here’s how —IMDB describes the movie:

After settling in Green Hills, Sonic (voiced by Ben Schwartz) is ready for more freedom, and Tom (James Marsden) and Maddie (Tika Sumpter) agree to leave him home while they go on vacation. But, no sooner are they gone, when Dr. Robotnik (Jim Carrey) comes back, this time with a new partner, Knuckles (Idris Elba), in search for an emerald that has the power to both build and destroy civilizations. Sonic teams up with his own sidekick, Tails (Colleen O'Shaughnessey
), and together they embark on a journey to find the emerald before it falls into the wrong hands.

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In the near future, ambitious Pharma-bro Abnesti (Chris Hemsworth) runs clinical trials of his mood altering drugs on imprisoned convicts. But this is no ordinary prison – there are no cells, no real rules, no limitations. The only thing a prisoner has to do is take part in Abnesti’s drug testing. With his vast array of drugs, Abnesti can control a person’s emotions – making them laugh uncontrollably, love uncontrollably and fear uncontrollably. But his latest prisoner, Jeff (Miles Teller) is proving to be a little….uncontrollable. So it becomes a contest of wills as Abnesti tries to break Jeff, and Jeff tries to break out from this mind f#ck known as SPIDERHEAD!


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This month we’d like to highlight “WRRAP” which stands for Women’s Reproductive Rights Assistance Project. WRRAP is a non-partisan, non-profit organization that helps bridge the financial gap for disadvantaged people who seek an abortion or emergency contraceptives.
You can find more information and donate at wrrap.org, that’s W-R-R-A-P-DOT-ORG.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50445890Sun, 03 Jul 2022 09:40:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewOne man wants the key to control the emotions of humankind and will disregard scientific ethics in order to get it. It’s Chris Hemsworth in SPIDERHEAD! Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up! In the near future, ambitious Pharma-bro Abnesti...
Here’s the rapid recap to catch you up!

In the near future, ambitious Pharma-bro Abnesti (Chris Hemsworth) runs clinical trials of his mood altering drugs on imprisoned convicts. But this is no ordinary prison – there are no cells, no real rules, no limitations. The only thing a prisoner has to do is take part in Abnesti’s drug testing. With his vast array of drugs, Abnesti can control a person’s emotions – making them laugh uncontrollably, love uncontrollably and fear uncontrollably. But his latest prisoner, Jeff (Miles Teller) is proving to be a little….uncontrollable. So it becomes a contest of wills as Abnesti tries to break Jeff, and Jeff tries to break out from this mind f#ck known as SPIDERHEAD!


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This month we’d like to highlight “WRRAP” which stands for Women’s Reproductive Rights Assistance Project. WRRAP is a non-partisan, non-profit organization that helps bridge the financial gap for disadvantaged people who seek an abortion or emergency contraceptives.
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Here’s how —IMDB describes the movie:

After a zombie apocalypse, a woman somehow succeeds in training zombies to work for her as an army of the dead so that she can take over what is left of the world, but her plan is threatened when the town's Marshal hires a group of gunslingers to stop the woman's evil plans.

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Here’s how —IMDB describes the movie:

After a zombie apocalypse, a woman somehow succeeds in training zombies to work for her as an army of the dead so that she can take over what is left of the world, but her plan is threatened when the town's Marshal hires a group of gunslingers to stop the woman's evil plans.

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50243298Sun, 19 Jun 2022 09:15:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSummertime! Movie time! Couch time? Wait, aren’t we all heading back to the cinemas now, or are we watching at home? The Geeks tackle this dilemma and preview the love and the thunder awaiting moviegoers to infinity and beyond! iTunes...
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>1880blockbusters,chris+evans,dominion,jordan+peele,jurassic+world,lightyear,nope,pixar,summer+2022,summer+movies,taika+waititi,thor+love+thundertrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/top-gun-1986-cinema-craptaculus-74--50165496
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Lt. Pete Mitchell code name Maverick (played by Tom Cruise) is, like his name, a maverick when it comes to being a Navy Pilot! Now he’s flying high in Navy’s Fighter Weapons School with the best of the best who are all better than the betters that they best. He’s good, that’s what we’re trying to say. He also navigates a relationship with Charlie (Kelly McGillis) the flying school’s no-nonsense astrophysics instructor! It’s up to Maverick to win the girl, the trophy and the title of TOP GUN!



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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50165496Sun, 12 Jun 2022 09:30:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus Crew is doing a flyby over the original 1986 action classic TOP GUN in time for our collective return to the DANGER ZONE with Top Gun: Maverick! Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up! Lt. Pete Mitchell code name...
Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up!

Lt. Pete Mitchell code name Maverick (played by Tom Cruise) is, like his name, a maverick when it comes to being a Navy Pilot! Now he’s flying high in Navy’s Fighter Weapons School with the best of the best who are all better than the betters that they best. He’s good, that’s what we’re trying to say. He also navigates a relationship with Charlie (Kelly McGillis) the flying school’s no-nonsense astrophysics instructor! It’s up to Maverick to win the girl, the trophy and the title of TOP GUN!



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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49978432Sun, 29 May 2022 09:30:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIs the romantic comedy making a comeback? Did it never really leave? Why does Smoore think When Harry Met Sally is overrated? Will the Geeks say anything to get back to sweet home Alabama during 500 days of Summer, or will there be a failure to...

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Here’s how —Centropolis Entertainment describes the movie:

In Moonfall, a mysterious force knocks the Moon from its orbit around Earth and sends it hurtling on a collision course with life as we know it. With mere weeks before impact and the world on the brink of annihilation, NASA executive and former astronaut Jo Fowler (Halle Barry) is convinced she has the key to saving us all - but only one astronaut from her past, Brian Harper (Patrick Wilson) and a conspiracy theorist K.C. Houseman (Game of Throne’s John Bradley) believe her. These unlikely heroes will mount an impossible last-ditch mission into space, leaving behind everyone they love, only to find that they just might have prepared for the wrong mission.

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Here’s how —Centropolis Entertainment describes the movie:

In Moonfall, a mysterious force knocks the Moon from its orbit around Earth and sends it hurtling on a collision course with life as we know it. With mere weeks before impact and the world on the brink of annihilation, NASA executive and former astronaut Jo Fowler (Halle Barry) is convinced she has the key to saving us all - but only one astronaut from her past, Brian Harper (Patrick Wilson) and a conspiracy theorist K.C. Houseman (Game of Throne’s John Bradley) believe her. These unlikely heroes will mount an impossible last-ditch mission into space, leaving behind everyone they love, only to find that they just might have prepared for the wrong mission.

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Here’s how IMDB describes the movie:

Aubrey Fleming (Lindsay Lohan) is an average upper middle class girl. One night, she unexpectedly disappears. Two weeks later she is found unconscious in the middle of the woods. When spoken to, her loved ones realize she has forgotten her identity and the personality living in her body is Dakota Moss (also played by Lindsay Lohan), a character that Aubrey created in one of her stories for an English assignment. Dakota denies ever being Aubrey knowing that they look identical. Now, Dakota must try to unravel the mystery of how her and Aubrey co-exist and find out who abducted Aubrey and if she is still alive!

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Here’s how IMDB describes the movie:

Aubrey Fleming (Lindsay Lohan) is an average upper middle class girl. One night, she unexpectedly disappears. Two weeks later she is found unconscious in the middle of the woods. When spoken to, her loved ones realize she has forgotten her identity and the personality living in her body is Dakota Moss (also played by Lindsay Lohan), a character that Aubrey created in one of her stories for an English assignment. Dakota denies ever being Aubrey knowing that they look identical. Now, Dakota must try to unravel the mystery of how her and Aubrey co-exist and find out who abducted Aubrey and if she is still alive!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.P]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49693305Sun, 08 May 2022 09:20:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewHow big of an iceberg did the S.S. Netflix recently hit? The Expanded Universe Geeks take an in-depth look at what’s going wrong and what’s going right with the king of streaming services and its competition in the streaming wars! iTunes...
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.P]]>2218disneyplus,netflix,paramountplus,peacock,stockmarketcrash,streamingwarstrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-b-sides-31--49598651
Here’s how GOOGLE describes the movie:
Unfulfilled and facing financial ruin, actor Nicolas Cage (played by Nic Cage) accepts a $1 million offer to attend a wealthy fan's birthday party. But this isn’t any regular fan, this is Javi (Pedro Pascal) a suspected arms dealer and kidnapper of the President of Columbia’s daughter. Things take a wildly unexpected turn when a CIA operative recruits Cage for an unusual mission. Taking on the role of a lifetime, he soon finds himself channeling his most iconic and beloved characters to save himself and his loved ones from the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent!

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Here’s how GOOGLE describes the movie:
Unfulfilled and facing financial ruin, actor Nicolas Cage (played by Nic Cage) accepts a $1 million offer to attend a wealthy fan's birthday party. But this isn’t any regular fan, this is Javi (Pedro Pascal) a suspected arms dealer and kidnapper of the President of Columbia’s daughter. Things take a wildly unexpected turn when a CIA operative recruits Cage for an unusual mission. Taking on the role of a lifetime, he soon finds himself channeling his most iconic and beloved characters to save himself and his loved ones from the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent!

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Retired and super rich robotics engineer VIC (Ben Affleck) spends his days watching his promiscuous Sexy Wife™, MELINDA (Ana de Armas) befriend boys as he sulks about, takes exhausting rides on his bicycle, passive-aggressively bonds with their small daughter, TRIXIE, and aggressive-aggressively annoys Melinda. They are rich people with rich people problems, like whose house to get drunk at this evening. It appears that they have an open marriage (and no jobs), but when every boyfriend Melinda picks up ends up dead, is it an awful coincidence or awful Vic? And will this mystery drag them all into --- wait for it --- DEEP WATER???

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49532476Sun, 24 Apr 2022 09:35:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewTy Freer joins Steph, John and Dave for a wade into an….erotic? Thriller? Ben Affleck is obsessed with snails and the boyfriends of his flirtatious wife in this Hulu Original erotic thriller – DEEP WATER! Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up!...
Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up!
Retired and super rich robotics engineer VIC (Ben Affleck) spends his days watching his promiscuous Sexy Wife™, MELINDA (Ana de Armas) befriend boys as he sulks about, takes exhausting rides on his bicycle, passive-aggressively bonds with their small daughter, TRIXIE, and aggressive-aggressively annoys Melinda. They are rich people with rich people problems, like whose house to get drunk at this evening. It appears that they have an open marriage (and no jobs), but when every boyfriend Melinda picks up ends up dead, is it an awful coincidence or awful Vic? And will this mystery drag them all into --- wait for it --- DEEP WATER???

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Here’s how Wikipedia describes the movie:

When Nick Davis (Viggo Mortenson) leaves prison, he is hired to work in a warehouse owned by the Japanese Yakuza. When the place is assaulted by the Italian Mafia led by Dino Campanela, Nick rescues and saves the life of Shuji Sawamoto, who is the representative of Yakuza interests in America. Shuji hires Nick to work for Yakuza and becomes his godfather in the family after his oath to join Yakuza. However, Nick is a lonely FBI undercover agent assigned to penetrate the criminal organization. When the FBI discovers that Campanela is organizing a massive attack to destroy the Yakuza, Nick's boss Littman calls off the operation to leave the dirty work to the Italian Mafia. But the connection of Nick with Shuji and his goddaughter Yuko forces him to help his Japanese family

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Here’s how Wikipedia describes the movie:

When Nick Davis (Viggo Mortenson) leaves prison, he is hired to work in a warehouse owned by the Japanese Yakuza. When the place is assaulted by the Italian Mafia led by Dino Campanela, Nick rescues and saves the life of Shuji Sawamoto, who is the representative of Yakuza interests in America. Shuji hires Nick to work for Yakuza and becomes his godfather in the family after his oath to join Yakuza. However, Nick is a lonely FBI undercover agent assigned to penetrate the criminal organization. When the FBI discovers that Campanela is organizing a massive attack to destroy the Yakuza, Nick's boss Littman calls off the operation to leave the dirty work to the Italian Mafia. But the connection of Nick with Shuji and his goddaughter Yuko forces him to help his Japanese family

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This romantic comedy with a sci-fi twist, is set in a future where Mars is terraformed and colonized by the best humanity has to offer. When two very different college students , Walt (played by Cole Sprout)the free spirited, but not smart cutie, who flies by the seat of his pants and Sophie (played by Lana Condor), a “my life is mapped out” millionaire meet, it’s hate at first sight. But both have significant others on Mars. So when Sophie buys herself a ticket to the red planet, Walt is inspired to sneak on as a stow-away. Once on board, because of….reasons?...They wind up joining forces to make it to mars without being discovered and in the process, they discover each other! IT’S A ROMANTIC COMEDY OF COURSE THEY DO!


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Here’s how IMDB describes the movie:

This romantic comedy with a sci-fi twist, is set in a future where Mars is terraformed and colonized by the best humanity has to offer. When two very different college students , Walt (played by Cole Sprout)the free spirited, but not smart cutie, who flies by the seat of his pants and Sophie (played by Lana Condor), a “my life is mapped out” millionaire meet, it’s hate at first sight. But both have significant others on Mars. So when Sophie buys herself a ticket to the red planet, Walt is inspired to sneak on as a stow-away. Once on board, because of….reasons?...They wind up joining forces to make it to mars without being discovered and in the process, they discover each other! IT’S A ROMANTIC COMEDY OF COURSE THEY DO!


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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49210519Sun, 27 Mar 2022 09:10:03 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe geeks celebrate Womens’ History Month with a tribute to all their favorite action heroines. From Foxy Brown to Princess Leia to Ripley to Furiosa, the Expanded Universe traces the evolution of some of the most memorable onscreen women of action!...
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>2588expanded+universe,furiosa,geeks,mad+max,movie+reviews,movies,princess+leia,ripley,sarah+conners,women+of+action,women's+history+monthtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-adam-project-cinema-craptaculus-72--49117297Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up!
Sometime in the near future, like 30 years from now, time travel is invented. And as with all great scientific achievements, it is instantly perverted for profit! To fix this, Adam (Ryan Reynolds) naturally steals a time machine and goes back to when Time Travel was invented in order to stop the invention of time travel. That sentence felt like time travel. Anyway, he ends up not going back far enough and crash lands in the timeline inhabited by his 12-year-old self, young Adam (Walker Scobell). Now with Katherine Keener’s Maya Sorian, the big bad evil CEO who funded the time machine project on their heels, the two Adams are in a race against time to find Louis Reed (Mark Ruffalo) not just the father of time travel, but also their father! It’s time travel Deadpool style in THE ADAM PROJECT.

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49117297Sun, 20 Mar 2022 09:20:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSteph, Dave & John are joined by Steve Silverman (World Gone Good) to take on a little Ryan Reynolds gone good in the Netflix Original, THE ADAM PROJECT! What is better than 1 Ryan Reynolds? How about one Ryan Reynolds, a young Ryan Reynolds and Mark...Here’s the Rapid Recap to catch you up!
Sometime in the near future, like 30 years from now, time travel is invented. And as with all great scientific achievements, it is instantly perverted for profit! To fix this, Adam (Ryan Reynolds) naturally steals a time machine and goes back to when Time Travel was invented in order to stop the invention of time travel. That sentence felt like time travel. Anyway, he ends up not going back far enough and crash lands in the timeline inhabited by his 12-year-old self, young Adam (Walker Scobell). Now with Katherine Keener’s Maya Sorian, the big bad evil CEO who funded the time machine project on their heels, the two Adams are in a race against time to find Louis Reed (Mark Ruffalo) not just the father of time travel, but also their father! It’s time travel Deadpool style in THE ADAM PROJECT.

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Seven college students go to a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf. But their wild weekend turns into a night of terror as they are subjected to a swarm of shark attacks.


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Seven college students go to a lake house in the Louisiana Gulf. But their wild weekend turns into a night of terror as they are subjected to a swarm of shark attacks.


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Well today we’re bringing together the best..? of Florida and Los Angeles, as University of Miami grad meets Hollywood in one single man – Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – but as we’ll see, if the man the Rock “was” meets with the man the Rock “is” then it’s the end of reality!

In near-future 2008, Los Angeles (referred to as "The Southland" by locals) is a dystopian[8] city on the brink of chaos overshadowed by the growth of an underground neo-Marxist organization. The film follows the criss-crossed destinies of Boxer Santaros (Dwayne Johnson), an action film actor stricken with amnesia; Krysta Now (Sarah Michelle-Geillor), a psychic ex-porn star in the midst of creating a reality TV show; and twin brothers Roland and Ronald Taverner (Both played by Sean William Scott), whose destinies become intertwined with that of all mankind. The Taverner twins are revealed to be the same person by the engineers of Treer, duplicated when Roland traveled through a rift in space-time, while Boxer has become the most wanted man in the world despite his political ties and his having the fate of the future, in the form of a prophetic screenplay foretelling the end of the world, in his hands. It’s SOUTHLAND TALES!!


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Follow Florida Men on Florida Man on social @FMOFMPodcast]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48963490Sun, 06 Mar 2022 10:35:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewWayne, from the show FLORIDA MEN ON FLORIDA MAN, joins Dave, Tara & Adam for a movie about the future, the past and the present! Well today we’re bringing together the best..? of Florida and Los Angeles, as University of Miami grad meets Hollywood...
Well today we’re bringing together the best..? of Florida and Los Angeles, as University of Miami grad meets Hollywood in one single man – Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – but as we’ll see, if the man the Rock “was” meets with the man the Rock “is” then it’s the end of reality!

In near-future 2008, Los Angeles (referred to as "The Southland" by locals) is a dystopian[8] city on the brink of chaos overshadowed by the growth of an underground neo-Marxist organization. The film follows the criss-crossed destinies of Boxer Santaros (Dwayne Johnson), an action film actor stricken with amnesia; Krysta Now (Sarah Michelle-Geillor), a psychic ex-porn star in the midst of creating a reality TV show; and twin brothers Roland and Ronald Taverner (Both played by Sean William Scott), whose destinies become intertwined with that of all mankind. The Taverner twins are revealed to be the same person by the engineers of Treer, duplicated when Roland traveled through a rift in space-time, while Boxer has become the most wanted man in the world despite his political ties and his having the fate of the future, in the form of a prophetic screenplay foretelling the end of the world, in his hands. It’s SOUTHLAND TALES!!


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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48874991Sun, 27 Feb 2022 10:10:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Oscars are coming up and the Geeks vent their ire as to WHY no superhero or action film was nominated for Best Picture while doing their best to sift through the many films audiences flocked to – their couch to watch? Yes, the streaming world has...
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>2496academy+awards,action,action+movies,best+director,best+picture,best+screenplay,dune,expanded+universe,marvel+movies,mcu,nightmare+alley,nominations,oscarstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/texas-chainsaw-massacre-cinema-craptaculus-71--48797790This newest addition to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise takes place nearly 50 years after the events of the very first movie. Dante (Jacob Latimore) and Melody (Sarah Yarkin) are Gen Z chefs who’ve purchased the ghost town of Harlow, Texas to start a community of like-minded influencers and entrepreneurs. With Melody’s teenage sister (played by Elsie Fisher) and Dante’s fiancée (played by Nell Hudson) along for the ride, it's not long before they're fighting for their lives against a deadly and seemingly ageless Leatherface (played by Mark Burnham).
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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48797790Sun, 20 Feb 2022 10:30:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSteph, John & Dave head to the Lonestar State for a gory night of horror! They say that everything is bigger in Texas, and it looks like that applies to plot holes too! The chainsaw-wielding, face-wearing mass murdering Leatherface is back in...This newest addition to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise takes place nearly 50 years after the events of the very first movie. Dante (Jacob Latimore) and Melody (Sarah Yarkin) are Gen Z chefs who’ve purchased the ghost town of Harlow, Texas to start a community of like-minded influencers and entrepreneurs. With Melody’s teenage sister (played by Elsie Fisher) and Dante’s fiancée (played by Nell Hudson) along for the ride, it's not long before they're fighting for their lives against a deadly and seemingly ageless Leatherface (played by Mark Burnham).
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Here’s how Wikipedia describes the movie:

Jack, a disgraced Rabbi, comes across a reclining chair containing a dybbuk inside. After the recliner is sold to Francesca, Jack, alongside his voodoo sorceress partner, must try to find out where it was delivered. Meanwhile, the recliner becomes obsessed with Francesca and starts murdering anyone who gets close to her out of jealousy due to a previous relationship.

But it’s not a killer sofa, it’s a killer recliner!

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Here’s how Wikipedia describes the movie:

Jack, a disgraced Rabbi, comes across a reclining chair containing a dybbuk inside. After the recliner is sold to Francesca, Jack, alongside his voodoo sorceress partner, must try to find out where it was delivered. Meanwhile, the recliner becomes obsessed with Francesca and starts murdering anyone who gets close to her out of jealousy due to a previous relationship.

But it’s not a killer sofa, it’s a killer recliner!

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After the events of AVENGERS: ENDGAME, the MCU reveals that there are ancient, super powered aliens who have lived on Earth in hiding for thousands of years. Sent by the Celestials to eliminate the Deviants, the Eternals accomplished their mission in the 1500s. Without any Deviants to battle, they all kind of go their own ways. Now in the present, they discover that a new Celestial will be birthed out of the earth, like a bizarre Cadbury egg, but gooey with Celestial, god-like power! Oh, and it will totally destroy the Earth. After being among humans for thousands of years, the Eternals must decide if they will continue being the defenders of humanity or turn on their masters to protect their new adopted home!

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Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48500819Sun, 30 Jan 2022 10:55:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin Steph, John & Dave for a movie that feels as long as the title suggests and has a cast twice as big – it’s MARVEL’S ETERNALS! After the events of AVENGERS: ENDGAME, the MCU reveals that there are ancient, super powered aliens who have lived on...
After the events of AVENGERS: ENDGAME, the MCU reveals that there are ancient, super powered aliens who have lived on Earth in hiding for thousands of years. Sent by the Celestials to eliminate the Deviants, the Eternals accomplished their mission in the 1500s. Without any Deviants to battle, they all kind of go their own ways. Now in the present, they discover that a new Celestial will be birthed out of the earth, like a bizarre Cadbury egg, but gooey with Celestial, god-like power! Oh, and it will totally destroy the Earth. After being among humans for thousands of years, the Eternals must decide if they will continue being the defenders of humanity or turn on their masters to protect their new adopted home!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48404078Sun, 23 Jan 2022 10:45:02 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewWait, so comic book franchises don’t actually get rebooted because each one exists in a universe alongside another? Christian Bale’s Batman could have cocktails with Ben Affleck’s Batman? Wait, HOW many Spider-Men and Wonder Women and X-Men are there?...
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>2628arrowverse,cw,dc,dceu,dr+strange,flash,marvel,mcu,movie+reviews,multiverse,multiverse+of+madness,spider-man,super+girltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-25-reminiscence--48325014
Here’s how IMDB describes the movie:

Nick Bannister (Hugh Jackman) a private investigator of the mind, navigates the alluring world of the past when his life is changed by new client Mae (Rebecca Ferguson). A simple case becomes an obsession after she disappears and he fights to learn the truth about her!

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Here’s how IMDB describes the movie:

Nick Bannister (Hugh Jackman) a private investigator of the mind, navigates the alluring world of the past when his life is changed by new client Mae (Rebecca Ferguson). A simple case becomes an obsession after she disappears and he fights to learn the truth about her!

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Here’s how IMDB describes the movie A truffle hunter (Nicholas Cage) who lives alone in the Oregonian wilderness must return to his past in Portland in search of his beloved foraging pig after she is kidnapped. Joining him on this journey is Amir (Alex Wolff) an up and coming Truffle Supplier trying to get out of the shadow of his father (Adam Arkin) one of the worst dads ever to be put to film!

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Here’s how IMDB describes the movie A truffle hunter (Nicholas Cage) who lives alone in the Oregonian wilderness must return to his past in Portland in search of his beloved foraging pig after she is kidnapped. Joining him on this journey is Amir (Alex Wolff) an up and coming Truffle Supplier trying to get out of the shadow of his father (Adam Arkin) one of the worst dads ever to be put to film!

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‘Tis the season to jingle your jangle as the Cinema Craptaculus Crew decks the halls with four twisted tales of merry morality in A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY!


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‘Tis the season to jingle your jangle as the Cinema Craptaculus Crew decks the halls with four twisted tales of merry morality in A CHRISTMAS HORROR STORY!


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Here’s how IMDB describes the movie: It’s Christmas Eve – 2005 and Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) arrives in to a small town aptly named Hell to check on the naughty and the nice. A deli working teenager Nicholas Yuleson (Douglas Smith) finds that his grandfather (Robert Culp) is actually an angel that defeated the devil's son at a game of curling, and the evil creature has spent the last one thousand years playing a good Santa Claus, giving toys to the children. Now that the bet is over, Santa Claus wants revenge. Nicholas and his girlfriend Mary Mackenzie (Emilie de Ravin) try to escape from the killer and find a way to stop him until the end of Christmas. This holiday horror has more mid-2000’s era b-level stars than lights on a Christmas tree, including Dave Thomas, Saul Rubinkek, Chris Kattan, Fran Drescher, Rebecca Gayheart and the uncredited, but not unmissed James Caan!

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Here’s how IMDB describes the movie: It’s Christmas Eve – 2005 and Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) arrives in to a small town aptly named Hell to check on the naughty and the nice. A deli working teenager Nicholas Yuleson (Douglas Smith) finds that his grandfather (Robert Culp) is actually an angel that defeated the devil's son at a game of curling, and the evil creature has spent the last one thousand years playing a good Santa Claus, giving toys to the children. Now that the bet is over, Santa Claus wants revenge. Nicholas and his girlfriend Mary Mackenzie (Emilie de Ravin) try to escape from the killer and find a way to stop him until the end of Christmas. This holiday horror has more mid-2000’s era b-level stars than lights on a Christmas tree, including Dave Thomas, Saul Rubinkek, Chris Kattan, Fran Drescher, Rebecca Gayheart and the uncredited, but not unmissed James Caan!

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You think you know the story from the song, but you really don’t. Bullied and ostracized by his reindeer brethren, Rudolph meets up with Hermey one of Santa’s Elves and a wannabe dentist, who was bullied and ostracized by the other elves. Fed up with North Pole politics, they run away to find a happier life as misfits. Instead they find trouble, pain and Cornelius, the man with a nose for gold, literally. Chased to the island of Misfit Toys by the abominable snowman who followed Rudolph’s glowing nose, Rudolph realizes he has to go out on his own in order to protect his friends. Somehow, they all end up in the Abominable Snowman’s cave! So Hermey rips out all of the Abominable Snowman’s teeth, rendering him helpless and pretty much only useful for putting stars on top of tall Christmas trees. When they all return to Santa’s workshop, they are greeted with – “meh-ness” as there’s a bigger problem, Christmas is going to be cancelled because of the oncoming storm! Luckily, Rudolph, with his nose so bright, will guide Santa’s sleigh that night! And now everyone loves Rudolph. As far as we know, no one likes Hermey because he’s a dentist.

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You think you know the story from the song, but you really don’t. Bullied and ostracized by his reindeer brethren, Rudolph meets up with Hermey one of Santa’s Elves and a wannabe dentist, who was bullied and ostracized by the other elves. Fed up with North Pole politics, they run away to find a happier life as misfits. Instead they find trouble, pain and Cornelius, the man with a nose for gold, literally. Chased to the island of Misfit Toys by the abominable snowman who followed Rudolph’s glowing nose, Rudolph realizes he has to go out on his own in order to protect his friends. Somehow, they all end up in the Abominable Snowman’s cave! So Hermey rips out all of the Abominable Snowman’s teeth, rendering him helpless and pretty much only useful for putting stars on top of tall Christmas trees. When they all return to Santa’s workshop, they are greeted with – “meh-ness” as there’s a bigger problem, Christmas is going to be cancelled because of the oncoming storm! Luckily, Rudolph, with his nose so bright, will guide Santa’s sleigh that night! And now everyone loves Rudolph. As far as we know, no one likes Hermey because he’s a dentist.

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At the end of Halloween – the 2018 one, not the 1978 one - the Strode Brood flee in the back of a pick-up from the burning wreck of their home with Michael Myers trapped in the basement! Unfortunately, no one tells the fire trucks racing towards the blaze. Meanwhile, Anthony Michael Hall and more side characters than a Simpsons musical number mourn their various run-ins with the man in the Shatner mask. As Laura Strode sits in the hospital, waxing philosophical like a modern-day Doctor Loomis, the rest of the town forms a mob to track down and finally put an end to October 31st ‘s number one man in HALLOWEEN KILLS!!


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At the end of Halloween – the 2018 one, not the 1978 one - the Strode Brood flee in the back of a pick-up from the burning wreck of their home with Michael Myers trapped in the basement! Unfortunately, no one tells the fire trucks racing towards the blaze. Meanwhile, Anthony Michael Hall and more side characters than a Simpsons musical number mourn their various run-ins with the man in the Shatner mask. As Laura Strode sits in the hospital, waxing philosophical like a modern-day Doctor Loomis, the rest of the town forms a mob to track down and finally put an end to October 31st ‘s number one man in HALLOWEEN KILLS!!


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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46998922Sun, 17 Oct 2021 10:05:10 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewBeyond super villains, gadgets and fast cars, there’s surprisingly a lot to unpack about the James Bond franchise in the Daniel Craig era and for the future of the franchise. This special mini-sode continues our conversation with the renowned James...
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46881925Sun, 10 Oct 2021 10:00:17 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIt’s been 15 years since Daniel Craig first stepped into the tuxedo and left us shaken and stirred as Agent 007. The Geeks look at his thrilling era from 2006’s Casino Royale to this week’s No Time To Die. Joining the discussion is our favorite Bond...
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In a special Craptaculus minisode, Dave & JDH snuck into an early screening of #DUNE. After months of delays does this latest movie spice up your life or leave you high and dry! In this special spoiler free review, we have lots to say!

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In a special Craptaculus minisode, Dave & JDH snuck into an early screening of #DUNE. After months of delays does this latest movie spice up your life or leave you high and dry! In this special spoiler free review, we have lots to say!

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Social influencer and highschooler, Padgett Sawyer (Addison Rae) is the makeover queen of her class. Cameron Kweller (Tanner Buchanan) is the class loner who’s only social circle is his best friend Nisha and his socially-obsessed little sister Brin. When Padgett discovers her pop-star bf, Jordan has been sneaking around with a back-up dancer, she has a snot-nose-bubbling breakdown all streamed live to their millions of fans. As her social stock goes down and she loses her sponsorships, Padgett becomes determined to win back her cred by turning the biggest loser in the school into the hottest commodity…and turns out, HE’S ALL THAT!


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Social influencer and highschooler, Padgett Sawyer (Addison Rae) is the makeover queen of her class. Cameron Kweller (Tanner Buchanan) is the class loner who’s only social circle is his best friend Nisha and his socially-obsessed little sister Brin. When Padgett discovers her pop-star bf, Jordan has been sneaking around with a back-up dancer, she has a snot-nose-bubbling breakdown all streamed live to their millions of fans. As her social stock goes down and she loses her sponsorships, Padgett becomes determined to win back her cred by turning the biggest loser in the school into the hottest commodity…and turns out, HE’S ALL THAT!


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Lincoln Hawk, Sylvester Stallone, is a buttoned up but restless truck driver who’s running from the family he never wanted to leave. His estranged 12-year-old-son, Michael, is a buttoned up private school cadet who’s never been off track in his life. But after his mother falls ill, Lincoln Hawk picks up his son at the academy for a road trip to not only bring them back to his mother, but to bring father and son closer together on the road of life. Oh, and Michael’s maternal grandfather is some rich crazy guy who wants Lincoln out of the grandson’s life. And there’s arm wrestling. Add it all up and you OVER THE TOP!!

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Lincoln Hawk, Sylvester Stallone, is a buttoned up but restless truck driver who’s running from the family he never wanted to leave. His estranged 12-year-old-son, Michael, is a buttoned up private school cadet who’s never been off track in his life. But after his mother falls ill, Lincoln Hawk picks up his son at the academy for a road trip to not only bring them back to his mother, but to bring father and son closer together on the road of life. Oh, and Michael’s maternal grandfather is some rich crazy guy who wants Lincoln out of the grandson’s life. And there’s arm wrestling. Add it all up and you OVER THE TOP!!

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Here’s how Amazon describes their movie - Cinderella is a modern movie musical with a bold take on the classic fairytale. Our ambitious heroine (Camila Cabello) has big dreams and with the help of her Fab Godmother, she perseveres to make them come true. Cinderella has an all-star cast including Idina Menzel, Minnie Driver, James Corden and Pierce Brosnan.

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Here’s how Amazon describes their movie - Cinderella is a modern movie musical with a bold take on the classic fairytale. Our ambitious heroine (Camila Cabello) has big dreams and with the help of her Fab Godmother, she perseveres to make them come true. Cinderella has an all-star cast including Idina Menzel, Minnie Driver, James Corden and Pierce Brosnan.

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It’s THE FUGITIVE meets TAKEN meets the ripped from the headlines greed of pharmaceutical companies with a pinch of political corruption thrown in! Momoa plays Ray Cooper a Pittsburgh survival expert. But his expertise doesn’t help his wife as she succumbs to a rare form of cancer. When a revolutionary drug that could save her is pulled from the market, Ray publicly promises Simon, the CEO of the retched medical company, that he’ll have his revenge. And for kicks, he’ll bring along his daughter, Rachel, played by Isabela Merced. This sets off a series of chases as the FBI, a hired hit man, and a raising body count all hurdle to the most unexpected twist ever featuring one lonely and angry SWEET GIRL!

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It’s THE FUGITIVE meets TAKEN meets the ripped from the headlines greed of pharmaceutical companies with a pinch of political corruption thrown in! Momoa plays Ray Cooper a Pittsburgh survival expert. But his expertise doesn’t help his wife as she succumbs to a rare form of cancer. When a revolutionary drug that could save her is pulled from the market, Ray publicly promises Simon, the CEO of the retched medical company, that he’ll have his revenge. And for kicks, he’ll bring along his daughter, Rachel, played by Isabela Merced. This sets off a series of chases as the FBI, a hired hit man, and a raising body count all hurdle to the most unexpected twist ever featuring one lonely and angry SWEET GIRL!

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This is how Scott Vogel on IMDB describes ICE PIRATES - In the far future water is the most valuable substance. Two space pirates are captured, sold to a princess, and recruited to help her find her father who disappeared when he found information dangerous to the rulers. A real Space Opera with sword fights, explosions, fighting robots, monsters, bar fights and time warps.

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This is how Scott Vogel on IMDB describes ICE PIRATES - In the far future water is the most valuable substance. Two space pirates are captured, sold to a princess, and recruited to help her find her father who disappeared when he found information dangerous to the rulers. A real Space Opera with sword fights, explosions, fighting robots, monsters, bar fights and time warps.

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46073854Sun, 15 Aug 2021 10:05:06 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIt’s been 25 years since we ventured on impossible missions, fought for our independence, and evaded twisters. As we near the end of Summer, John HH, Doc, and Smoore take a look at the CGI floodgate that opened in Summer of 1996. Cinema Craptaculus...
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>25391996,independence+day,mission+impossible,movie+reviews,movies,romeo+&+juliet,summer,the+nutty+professor,the+rock,twistertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-19-drive-angry--45791590
Here’s how Wikipedia describes the movie:

John Milton (Nicolas Cage) escapes hell and steals Satan's gun, the Godkiller, to kill Jonah King. King, a cult leader who killed Milton's daughter and her husband, plans to sacrifice Milton's infant granddaughter, believing it will unleash Hell on Earth. Sent by the devil, the accountant (William Fichtner), a personified version of Death, is hot on Milton’s tracks. But when Milton meets up with Piper, a waitress in a bad relationship, the two join forces in a furious race against time and the devil himself. And the only way to get there is to DRIVE ANGRY!

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Here’s how Wikipedia describes the movie:

John Milton (Nicolas Cage) escapes hell and steals Satan's gun, the Godkiller, to kill Jonah King. King, a cult leader who killed Milton's daughter and her husband, plans to sacrifice Milton's infant granddaughter, believing it will unleash Hell on Earth. Sent by the devil, the accountant (William Fichtner), a personified version of Death, is hot on Milton’s tracks. But when Milton meets up with Piper, a waitress in a bad relationship, the two join forces in a furious race against time and the devil himself. And the only way to get there is to DRIVE ANGRY!

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After the sudden collapse of tunnel six in a Canadian diamond mine traps twenty-six miners, it falls to the seasoned big-rig driver, Mike McCann (Liam Neeson), to deliver a vital, 30-ton, gas well-head in under 30 hours. This trucking team is composed of Mike's aphasia-stricken brother, Gurty, the veteran truck driver, Jim Goldenrod, and Jim's brilliant ex-employee, Tantoo, as well as the mysterious insurance actualizer, Varnay. But it’s not the ice cracking under their wheels nor the arctic blizzards can that compare sabotage of someone in their group not wanting them to make their delivery. These are the dangers when you drive – THE ICE ROAD!

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After the sudden collapse of tunnel six in a Canadian diamond mine traps twenty-six miners, it falls to the seasoned big-rig driver, Mike McCann (Liam Neeson), to deliver a vital, 30-ton, gas well-head in under 30 hours. This trucking team is composed of Mike's aphasia-stricken brother, Gurty, the veteran truck driver, Jim Goldenrod, and Jim's brilliant ex-employee, Tantoo, as well as the mysterious insurance actualizer, Varnay. But it’s not the ice cracking under their wheels nor the arctic blizzards can that compare sabotage of someone in their group not wanting them to make their delivery. These are the dangers when you drive – THE ICE ROAD!

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Sam, a young assassin played by (Karen Gillan) is hired by Nathan (Paul Giamatti) the head of “The Firm” to kill a man who took money from them. After she shoots him, Sam discovers he’d stolen the cash to pay his daughter Emily’s ransom. Sam decides to rescue Emily, herself and takes her to The Library – a safe house run by Carla Gugino, Michelle Yeoh and Angela Bassett - a trio of assassins who worked with Sam’s estranged, assassin mother played by Lena Headey. To protect himself, Nathan gives Sam’s identity and location away to a Mafia Boss whose son was killed by Sam during an earlier assignment. With the mafia boss and his goons after them, Sam and her aunties use their GUNPOWDER MILKSHAKE to bring all the bad boys to the yard!

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Sam, a young assassin played by (Karen Gillan) is hired by Nathan (Paul Giamatti) the head of “The Firm” to kill a man who took money from them. After she shoots him, Sam discovers he’d stolen the cash to pay his daughter Emily’s ransom. Sam decides to rescue Emily, herself and takes her to The Library – a safe house run by Carla Gugino, Michelle Yeoh and Angela Bassett - a trio of assassins who worked with Sam’s estranged, assassin mother played by Lena Headey. To protect himself, Nathan gives Sam’s identity and location away to a Mafia Boss whose son was killed by Sam during an earlier assignment. With the mafia boss and his goons after them, Sam and her aunties use their GUNPOWDER MILKSHAKE to bring all the bad boys to the yard!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45736336Sun, 18 Jul 2021 10:35:09 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewMarvel Studios’ Black Widow has finally arrived and John, Doc, and Smoore couldn’t be happier to see this Avenger back on the big screen! Join in as they discuss the long road Natasha Romanov traveled to become one of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes as well...
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>2416black+widow,david+harbour,expanded+universe,harbour,marvel,mcu,movie+review,popculture,pugh,red+room,scarlett+johanssontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-17-streets-of-fire--45649855
It is another time and another place – an odd mix of the 80’s and the ‘50s. Rock star Ellen Aim (played by Diane Lane) is kidnapped by motorcycle gang leader Raven Shaddock (Willem DaFoe). That’s win Billy Fish (played by Rick Moranis), nerdy music manager hires Ellen’s ex-boyfriend, ex-military and current mercenary, Tom Cody (played by Michael Pare). Joined by mechanic McCoy (played by Amy Madigan), Cody and Billy head down to the battery to rescue the rock and roll queen from the evil king of the bombers.

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It is another time and another place – an odd mix of the 80’s and the ‘50s. Rock star Ellen Aim (played by Diane Lane) is kidnapped by motorcycle gang leader Raven Shaddock (Willem DaFoe). That’s win Billy Fish (played by Rick Moranis), nerdy music manager hires Ellen’s ex-boyfriend, ex-military and current mercenary, Tom Cody (played by Michael Pare). Joined by mechanic McCoy (played by Amy Madigan), Cody and Billy head down to the battery to rescue the rock and roll queen from the evil king of the bombers.

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When a mysterious yet tasty treat oozes up out of the ground, it’s packaged and marketed as the next big treat only called THE STUFF. As it becomes ragingly popular, a rival company hires David “Mo” Rutherford (Michael Moriarty) former CIA and current corporate espionage gun for hire, to find out the secret recipe. As he begins his journey, he runs into Chocolate Chip Charlie (Garret Morris) who is also searching for the answers to the questions that only THE STUFF can answer. Together they discover that the STUFF is actually possessing people and taking them over as if they were pod people of Baskin Robins. So of course, they decide to each go their own way to continue their investigations. David meets Nicole the creative behind the Stuff’s brilliant marketing and Jason, the kid who’s family ate themselves to death trying to force Jason to have a bite. This trio find the quote factory unquote where the STUFF is collected. Having black mail material on Colonel Spears (Paul Sorvino), David convinces the Colonel to use his, what appears to be his own personal army to take the war directly to the, well, at least all organic, food - because enough is never enough when it comes to THE STUFF.

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Follow us on Twitter @Craptaculus and on Instagram @cinemacraptaculus or e-mail us at Cinema.Craptaculus@gmail.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45458883Sun, 27 Jun 2021 10:20:09 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSteph, John & Dave can’t get enough of 1985 horror comedy – THE STUFF! When a mysterious yet tasty treat oozes up out of the ground, it’s packaged and marketed as the next big treat only called THE STUFF. As it becomes ragingly popular, a rival...
When a mysterious yet tasty treat oozes up out of the ground, it’s packaged and marketed as the next big treat only called THE STUFF. As it becomes ragingly popular, a rival company hires David “Mo” Rutherford (Michael Moriarty) former CIA and current corporate espionage gun for hire, to find out the secret recipe. As he begins his journey, he runs into Chocolate Chip Charlie (Garret Morris) who is also searching for the answers to the questions that only THE STUFF can answer. Together they discover that the STUFF is actually possessing people and taking them over as if they were pod people of Baskin Robins. So of course, they decide to each go their own way to continue their investigations. David meets Nicole the creative behind the Stuff’s brilliant marketing and Jason, the kid who’s family ate themselves to death trying to force Jason to have a bite. This trio find the quote factory unquote where the STUFF is collected. Having black mail material on Colonel Spears (Paul Sorvino), David convinces the Colonel to use his, what appears to be his own personal army to take the war directly to the, well, at least all organic, food - because enough is never enough when it comes to THE STUFF.

It’s Pride month, so we’re supporting the Marsha P. Johnson institute a charity created to elevate, support and nourish the voices of black trans people. You can find more information at Marshap.Org

Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45370527Sun, 20 Jun 2021 09:35:16 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewHappy Father’s Day! The Geeks welcome Justin Worsham , comedian and host of the popular The Dad Podcast to celebrate all of our favorite movie dads. The good, the probably not so good, and well, there are some really, really awful film dads. Maybe...
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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>3825dads,fathers+day,justin+worsham,movie+dads,moviestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-reel-debate-01-the-rock--45274217
Starring Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery and Ed Harris as well as a slew of other familiar faces, THE ROCK, Michael Bay’s follow up to BAD BOYS cemented his image fueled, big set piece, wild action legacy as a director. But is it good? Adam and Dave each take sides as they spar over this films place in the history of cinema.

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The Reel Debate Theme composed and performed by Gregory Bromfield

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Starring Nicolas Cage, Sean Connery and Ed Harris as well as a slew of other familiar faces, THE ROCK, Michael Bay’s follow up to BAD BOYS cemented his image fueled, big set piece, wild action legacy as a director. But is it good? Adam and Dave each take sides as they spar over this films place in the history of cinema.

It’s Pride month, so we’re supporting the Marsha P. Johnson institute a charity created to elevate, support and nourish the voices of black trans people. You can find more information at Marshap.Org

The Reel Debate Theme composed and performed by Gregory Bromfield

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Here’s how April M. Cheek describes the movie on IMDB:
When Peter Plunkett's Irish castle turned hotel is about to be repossessed, he decides to spice up the attraction a bit for the 'Yanks' by having his staff pretend to haunt the castle. The trouble begins when a busload of American tourists arrive - along with some real ghosts. Among the tourists are married couple Jack and Sharon. Sharon's father holds the mortgage on Castle Plunkett, so she's hoping to debunk the ghosts. Jack, on the other hand, after meeting pretty ghost Mary, is very eager to believe. Can there be love between a human and ghost? Jack and Mary are going to try and find out.

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“Carpentune” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield

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Here’s how April M. Cheek describes the movie on IMDB:
When Peter Plunkett's Irish castle turned hotel is about to be repossessed, he decides to spice up the attraction a bit for the 'Yanks' by having his staff pretend to haunt the castle. The trouble begins when a busload of American tourists arrive - along with some real ghosts. Among the tourists are married couple Jack and Sharon. Sharon's father holds the mortgage on Castle Plunkett, so she's hoping to debunk the ghosts. Jack, on the other hand, after meeting pretty ghost Mary, is very eager to believe. Can there be love between a human and ghost? Jack and Mary are going to try and find out.

It’s Pride month, so we’re supporting the Marsha P. Johnson institute a charity created to elevate, support and nourish the voices of black trans people. You can find more information at Marshap.Org

“Carpentune” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield

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Las Vegas has fallen to the Zombie empire. Now, days before being wiped off the map by a presidential ordered nuclear strike, Bly Tanaka, a Japanese billionaire, needs his own Ocean’s 11 to pick up 200 million left in a very well protected safe in the basement of one of the strip’s casinos.

Now, Scott Ward (Dave Bautista) leads a group of money-hungry misfits back into the sunny streets of Las Vegas to lay claim to some of that money. But Scott’s estranged daughter demands to come along to help save a female friend who got captured and was left inside the city limits for dead.

But these Zombies are not you’re run of the mill “Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnns” eaters. There’s a new breed of zombie among the shamblers, the alpha zombie that is created by the King Zombie, a cape wearing, brains protecting, super zombie who is a father as well…but more on that later because now it’s time to join the ranks of ARMY OF THE DEAD!

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Las Vegas has fallen to the Zombie empire. Now, days before being wiped off the map by a presidential ordered nuclear strike, Bly Tanaka, a Japanese billionaire, needs his own Ocean’s 11 to pick up 200 million left in a very well protected safe in the basement of one of the strip’s casinos.

Now, Scott Ward (Dave Bautista) leads a group of money-hungry misfits back into the sunny streets of Las Vegas to lay claim to some of that money. But Scott’s estranged daughter demands to come along to help save a female friend who got captured and was left inside the city limits for dead.

But these Zombies are not you’re run of the mill “Braaaaaaaiiiiiinnnns” eaters. There’s a new breed of zombie among the shamblers, the alpha zombie that is created by the King Zombie, a cape wearing, brains protecting, super zombie who is a father as well…but more on that later because now it’s time to join the ranks of ARMY OF THE DEAD!

Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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A quiet loner played by Nicolas Cage (and by quiet, I mean the kind of silence that makes mimes green with envy) breaks down in a small out of the way Nevada town. To get his car fixed, he agrees to the very shady deal of cleaning up a children’s arcade/restaurant in lieu of payment.

But in this creepy fun house, the animatronic Chuck E. Cheese rip-offs aren’t just mechanical Furries... they’re hosting the souls of psychotic serial killers who built Willy’s Wonderland to be a Venus flytrap for innocent families.

Now these demonic critters prepare to feast on Nic Cage as Liv, a teenage townie with a personal vendetta against Willy’s tries to rescue the silent stranger. But they soon find out that he’s not trapped in there with them... They’re trapped inside with him! Looks like it’s time to party at WILLY’S WONDERLAND!

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This month we’re supporting Black Girls Code whose mission is to empower girls ages 7 through 17 by exposing them to computer science and technology. find out more at BlackGirlsCode.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44969312Sun, 23 May 2021 10:00:14 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIt must be our birthday because today we’re headed down to WILLY’S WONDERLAND! A quiet loner played by Nicolas Cage (and by quiet, I mean the kind of silence that makes mimes green with envy) breaks down in a small out of the way Nevada town. To get...
A quiet loner played by Nicolas Cage (and by quiet, I mean the kind of silence that makes mimes green with envy) breaks down in a small out of the way Nevada town. To get his car fixed, he agrees to the very shady deal of cleaning up a children’s arcade/restaurant in lieu of payment.

But in this creepy fun house, the animatronic Chuck E. Cheese rip-offs aren’t just mechanical Furries... they’re hosting the souls of psychotic serial killers who built Willy’s Wonderland to be a Venus flytrap for innocent families.

Now these demonic critters prepare to feast on Nic Cage as Liv, a teenage townie with a personal vendetta against Willy’s tries to rescue the silent stranger. But they soon find out that he’s not trapped in there with them... They’re trapped inside with him! Looks like it’s time to party at WILLY’S WONDERLAND!

Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This month we’re supporting Black Girls Code whose mission is to empower girls ages 7 through 17 by exposing them to computer science and technology. find out more at BlackGirlsCode.com.]]>3104animatronics,chuck+e+cheese,comedy,horror,movie+reviews,nicolas+cage,willys+wonderlandtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-15-theatre-geek-out-with-brooks-ashmanskas--44834699
Geek out on theatre as Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.

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Geek out on theatre as Cinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe!

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Here’s how IMDB describes the movie: Every 6 years, an alien hunter comes to earth to challenge the greatest Jiu Jitsu fighters. When Jake Barnes, a master Jiu Jitsu fighter, refuses to face Brax, the nearly undefeatable alien creature (Think Predator without the hair extensions), the future of humanity hangs in the balance. Injured and suffering from severe amnesia, Jake is captured by a military squad unequipped to fight the merciless alien. Jake is rescued by Wylie, and an ancient order of Jiu Jitsu fighters who must help him recover his memory and regain his strength in order to band together and defeat Brax in an epic battle that will determine the fate of mankind.

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Here’s how IMDB describes the movie: Every 6 years, an alien hunter comes to earth to challenge the greatest Jiu Jitsu fighters. When Jake Barnes, a master Jiu Jitsu fighter, refuses to face Brax, the nearly undefeatable alien creature (Think Predator without the hair extensions), the future of humanity hangs in the balance. Injured and suffering from severe amnesia, Jake is captured by a military squad unequipped to fight the merciless alien. Jake is rescued by Wylie, and an ancient order of Jiu Jitsu fighters who must help him recover his memory and regain his strength in order to band together and defeat Brax in an epic battle that will determine the fate of mankind.

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“Terror Tunnel Theme Song”
Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44591109Sun, 02 May 2021 10:00:17 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSomething's shakin' up the Terror Tunnel, and it doesn't smell good. Join Steph and her sister Natalie as they celebrate the best monster movie to ever come out of Perfection... TREMORS! This month we’re supporting Black Girls Code whose mission is...
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“Terror Tunnel Theme Song”
Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield]]>2437b--movies,horror,horror+movies,kevin+bacon,movie+reviews,movies,tremorstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-14-cruel-jaws--44470384
Here’s how Nick Riganas describes the movie on IMDB – (who definitely deserves credit for this coherent description of the movie)
With the annual Regatta celebration just around the corner, an aggressive 25-foot Tiger shark swims into the waters of the sleepy seaside town of Hampton Bay. In the meantime, against the backdrop of a shady real-estate deal, the defenceless owner of the local amusement park, Dag, finds himself with his back to the wall, as an unscrupulous land-developer and his ruthless mobsters use strong-arm tactics to convince him to give up his property. Of course, the greedy mayor refuses to close the beaches, and before long, the first corpses start washing up on the shore. But, now that the ferocious aquatic predator has tasted human flesh, it will stop at nothing to get its next meal. Who can rid the ocean of this CRUEL JAWS?!

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“Carpentune” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44470384Sun, 25 Apr 2021 14:00:19 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin Tara, Dave & Adam as they take a deep dive into the meanest of shark movies! What happens when you take Jaws 1, Jaws 2 and Jaws 3 and smash them into one incomprehensible movie? You get CRUEL JAWS! Here’s how Nick Riganas describes the movie on...
Here’s how Nick Riganas describes the movie on IMDB – (who definitely deserves credit for this coherent description of the movie)
With the annual Regatta celebration just around the corner, an aggressive 25-foot Tiger shark swims into the waters of the sleepy seaside town of Hampton Bay. In the meantime, against the backdrop of a shady real-estate deal, the defenceless owner of the local amusement park, Dag, finds himself with his back to the wall, as an unscrupulous land-developer and his ruthless mobsters use strong-arm tactics to convince him to give up his property. Of course, the greedy mayor refuses to close the beaches, and before long, the first corpses start washing up on the shore. But, now that the ferocious aquatic predator has tasted human flesh, it will stop at nothing to get its next meal. Who can rid the ocean of this CRUEL JAWS?!

This month we’re supporting Black Girls Code whose mission is to empower girls ages 7 through 17 by exposing them to computer science and technology. find out more at BlackGirlsCode.com.

“Carpentune” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield]]>246490s,b-movie+reviews,b-movies,cruel+jaws,jaws,movies,shark+movies,sharkstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-14-save-our-cinemas--44379370
This month we’re supporting Black Girls Code whose mission is to empower girls ages 7 through 17 by exposing them to computer science and technology. find out more at BlackGirlsCode.com.

"Let's Swing It" written by DPmusic.
Licensed through Melody Loops, LP]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44379370Sun, 18 Apr 2021 14:18:54 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewMovie cinemas are on the ropes, and the geeks are on the case! With closures from Regal Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and now Pacific Theaters and Arclight Cinemas, America's greatest artistic medium may be at the crossroads. Is there a path to survival,...
This month we’re supporting Black Girls Code whose mission is to empower girls ages 7 through 17 by exposing them to computer science and technology. find out more at BlackGirlsCode.com.

"Let's Swing It" written by DPmusic.
Licensed through Melody Loops, LP]]>1888amc,arclight,movie+theaters,pacific+theaters,regal,save+our+cinemastruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-62-thunder-force--44295233
Today we’re thundering through a thoroughly modern take on the traditional superhero outing, where two BFFs are given the chance to pull on super suits and kick some serious ass. Put your crab claws in the air for THUNDERFORCE!
Two school outcasts, Lydia (Melissa McCarthy) and Emily (Octavia Spencer) are a modern-day odd couple. Lydia always wants to have fun and Emily always wants to study. But in a world filled with super villains, having fun isn’t always the responsible thing to do – especially when it gets in the way of Emily’s life long dream to create a serum that would make everyday people into super heroes. Cut to 15 years and one friendship estrangement later, Emily has created that serum. The only problem is that ever bumbling Lydia accidentally took it. Now these former besties have to team up to take on the nefarious politician and super-villain – The King. Thus forming the world’s first super human team – THUNDER FORCE!!

Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This month we’re supporting Black Girls Code whose mission is to empower girls ages 7 through 17 by exposing them to computer science and technology. find out more at BlackGirlsCode.com.
To find out more about Meghan Pleticha’s play “Murder at Winterberg Manor” visit https://www.onthestage.com/show/pleticha-and-sons-inc/murder-at-winterberg-manor-664/
Follow Meghan on Insta and Twitter @MeghanPleticha]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44295233Sun, 11 Apr 2021 20:40:09 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewTV writer and playwright, Meghan Pleticha joins Steph, John & Dave for some super powered fun! Today we’re thundering through a thoroughly modern take on the traditional superhero outing, where two BFFs are given the chance to pull on super suits...
Today we’re thundering through a thoroughly modern take on the traditional superhero outing, where two BFFs are given the chance to pull on super suits and kick some serious ass. Put your crab claws in the air for THUNDERFORCE!
Two school outcasts, Lydia (Melissa McCarthy) and Emily (Octavia Spencer) are a modern-day odd couple. Lydia always wants to have fun and Emily always wants to study. But in a world filled with super villains, having fun isn’t always the responsible thing to do – especially when it gets in the way of Emily’s life long dream to create a serum that would make everyday people into super heroes. Cut to 15 years and one friendship estrangement later, Emily has created that serum. The only problem is that ever bumbling Lydia accidentally took it. Now these former besties have to team up to take on the nefarious politician and super-villain – The King. Thus forming the world’s first super human team – THUNDER FORCE!!

Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

This month we’re supporting Black Girls Code whose mission is to empower girls ages 7 through 17 by exposing them to computer science and technology. find out more at BlackGirlsCode.com.
To find out more about Meghan Pleticha’s play “Murder at Winterberg Manor” visit https://www.onthestage.com/show/pleticha-and-sons-inc/murder-at-winterberg-manor-664/
Follow Meghan on Insta and Twitter @MeghanPleticha]]>3074ben+falcone,comedy,female+cast,melissa+mccarthy,movie,netflix,octavia+spenser,reviews,super,super+heroes,thunder+forcetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/terror-tunnel-07-night-of-the-comet--44187438
“Terror Tunnel Theme Song” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield

This month we’re supporting Black Girls Code whose mission is to empower girls ages 7 through 17 by exposing them to computer science and technology. find out more at BlackGirlsCode.com.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44187438Sun, 04 Apr 2021 14:00:16 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewStephanie brings her sis Natalie aboard for an 80s sci-fi tale of sisterly love and zombie horror -- NIGHT OF THE COMET! “Terror Tunnel Theme Song” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield This month we’re supporting Black...
“Terror Tunnel Theme Song” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield

This month we’re supporting Black Girls Code whose mission is to empower girls ages 7 through 17 by exposing them to computer science and technology. find out more at BlackGirlsCode.com.]]>291380's,end+of+the+world,horror,night+of+the+comet,terror+tunneltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-13-masters-of-the-universe--44081139
Here’s how IMDB Describes the movie
On the planet Eternia, Skeletor, played by Frank Langella has taken over Castle Greyskull! In his quest for all power, he has begun draining the Sorceress' powers. Mighty warrior He-Man (Dolph Lundgren), and his companions: Man-at-Arms, Teela and a dwarf inventor named Gwildor are cornered by the evil army and transport themselves to Earth by using the Cosmic Key - a device that can open portals that lead to anywhere in the galaxy. But when the Cosmic Key is discovered by Julie Winston (Cortney Cox) and her boyfriend Kevin Corrigan, they are thrown into the middle of a war where victory will make someone The Master of the Universe!

This month is Women’s History Month and we’re supporting The Black Women’s Agenda whose mission is to empower women to step up and mitigate the gender gaps that affect women in our society. You can find out more information at BWA-INC.ORG.

“Carpentune” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44081139Sun, 28 Mar 2021 14:00:03 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewAfter a month of match ups it’s finally here! The fans have spoken and they all have said the same thing – “I have the power!” The March Badness Champion – it’s the 80’s classic MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE! Here’s how IMDB Describes the movie On the...
Here’s how IMDB Describes the movie
On the planet Eternia, Skeletor, played by Frank Langella has taken over Castle Greyskull! In his quest for all power, he has begun draining the Sorceress' powers. Mighty warrior He-Man (Dolph Lundgren), and his companions: Man-at-Arms, Teela and a dwarf inventor named Gwildor are cornered by the evil army and transport themselves to Earth by using the Cosmic Key - a device that can open portals that lead to anywhere in the galaxy. But when the Cosmic Key is discovered by Julie Winston (Cortney Cox) and her boyfriend Kevin Corrigan, they are thrown into the middle of a war where victory will make someone The Master of the Universe!

This month is Women’s History Month and we’re supporting The Black Women’s Agenda whose mission is to empower women to step up and mitigate the gender gaps that affect women in our society. You can find out more information at BWA-INC.ORG.

“Carpentune” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield]]>2807dolph+lundgren,he-man,march+badness,masters+of+the+universe,motu,move+reviewtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-13-geek-out-on-director-s-cuts--43981182
This month is Women’s History Month and we’re supporting The Black Women’s Agenda whose mission is to empower women to step up and mitigate the gender gaps that affect women in our society. You can find out more information at BWA-INC.ORG.

"Let's Swing It" written by DPmusic.
Licensed through Melody Loops, LP]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43981182Sun, 21 Mar 2021 14:00:22 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Snyder Cut lives! More filmmakers seem to be getting their vision out to the world, but do we really need to let these film directors back into the editing room? From Justice League to Bladerunner to Star Wars, John, Doc, and Smoore drop the...
This month is Women’s History Month and we’re supporting The Black Women’s Agenda whose mission is to empower women to step up and mitigate the gender gaps that affect women in our society. You can find out more information at BWA-INC.ORG.

"Let's Swing It" written by DPmusic.
Licensed through Melody Loops, LP]]>2122bad+santa,bladerunner,directors+cut,justice+league,movie+reviews,movies,snyder+cut,star+wars,superman+2truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-61-freaky--43875020
There was Freaky Friday and then Friday the 13th, put them together and lose a bunch of other words and what do you get? A Blumhouse body swap movie that takes place on Friday the 13th called FREAKY!

Meek Millie – played by Kathryn Newton - is not the most popular girl in high school. It’s a year after her father died, and she seems more and more likely not to come out of her shell, preferring to spend Homecoming Night at a stage play with her mom. That is until the Blissfield Butcher — a Jason-like unstoppable psycho killer played by Vince Vaughn – stabs her with an ancient cursed knife – La Dola. However, instead of dying, Millie magically switches bodies with the Butcher. Now young and female, the Blissfield Butcher uses Millie’s body to do the one thing he loves – Killing high school teens! Meanwhile, Millie is stuck in the Butcher’s body and has to stop the real killer before all her friends are butchered!

This month is Women’s History Month and we’re supporting The Black Women’s Agenda whose mission is to empower women to step up and mitigate the gender gaps that affect women in our society. You can find out more information at BWA-INC.ORG.

Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43875020Sun, 14 Mar 2021 13:00:23 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin Steph, Dave & John as they get a little FREAKY! There was Freaky Friday and then Friday the 13th, put them together and lose a bunch of other words and what do you get? A Blumhouse body swap movie that takes place on Friday the 13th called...
There was Freaky Friday and then Friday the 13th, put them together and lose a bunch of other words and what do you get? A Blumhouse body swap movie that takes place on Friday the 13th called FREAKY!

Meek Millie – played by Kathryn Newton - is not the most popular girl in high school. It’s a year after her father died, and she seems more and more likely not to come out of her shell, preferring to spend Homecoming Night at a stage play with her mom. That is until the Blissfield Butcher — a Jason-like unstoppable psycho killer played by Vince Vaughn – stabs her with an ancient cursed knife – La Dola. However, instead of dying, Millie magically switches bodies with the Butcher. Now young and female, the Blissfield Butcher uses Millie’s body to do the one thing he loves – Killing high school teens! Meanwhile, Millie is stuck in the Butcher’s body and has to stop the real killer before all her friends are butchered!

This month is Women’s History Month and we’re supporting The Black Women’s Agenda whose mission is to empower women to step up and mitigate the gender gaps that affect women in our society. You can find out more information at BWA-INC.ORG.

Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>2827b-movies,body+swap,comedy,horror,kathryn+newton,movies,slasher,vince+vaugntruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-13-journey-to-the-forbidden-valley--43769988
Here’s how IMDB Describes JOURNEY INTO THE FORBIDDEN VALLEY
:
After a small airplane crash lands in a remote area of Central China, several passengers survive, including a Zhi Yu, a Chinese boy who’s mother recently passed away, his American guardian, Sasha Jackson and JJ Abrahams lookin’ man-o-industry Joshua and others. As they wait to be rescued, they quickly encounter the mysterious Yeren-- an elusive ape-man creature rumored to have inhabited the Shennongjia mountains for many centuries. When ruthless poachers arrive to capture the Yeren, our heroes must decide if the unique creature is their friend or foe. Spoiler Alert – The answer is “friend”.

This month is Women’s History Month and we’re supporting The Black Women’s Agenda whose mission is to empower women to step up and mitigate the gender gaps that affect women in our society. You can find out more information at BWA-INC.ORG.

Intro and outro music: https://www.purple-planet.com “Silver Sparkles”]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43769988Sun, 07 Mar 2021 15:00:16 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewTara, Adam & Dave travel deep into the China countryside and comes face to face with a family film that tries to out hairy Harry & The Hendersons. Here’s how IMDB Describes JOURNEY INTO THE FORBIDDEN VALLEY : After a small airplane crash lands in a...
Here’s how IMDB Describes JOURNEY INTO THE FORBIDDEN VALLEY
:
After a small airplane crash lands in a remote area of Central China, several passengers survive, including a Zhi Yu, a Chinese boy who’s mother recently passed away, his American guardian, Sasha Jackson and JJ Abrahams lookin’ man-o-industry Joshua and others. As they wait to be rescued, they quickly encounter the mysterious Yeren-- an elusive ape-man creature rumored to have inhabited the Shennongjia mountains for many centuries. When ruthless poachers arrive to capture the Yeren, our heroes must decide if the unique creature is their friend or foe. Spoiler Alert – The answer is “friend”.

This month is Women’s History Month and we’re supporting The Black Women’s Agenda whose mission is to empower women to step up and mitigate the gender gaps that affect women in our society. You can find out more information at BWA-INC.ORG.

Intro and outro music: https://www.purple-planet.com “Silver Sparkles”]]>1898bigfoot,family,family+movie,journey+to+the+forbidden,movie+review,movies,valleytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-12-zombeavers--43673180
In this horror/comedy group of 3 college women head up into the woods for a girls-only weekend at a riverside cabin. Unbeknownst to them, a barrel of radioactive waste has turned all the local, kindhearted beavers into deadly, man-eating beavers! When the boyfriends crash the party, a weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the fun-having students. Part traditional horror, part meta commentary on horror movies and 100% beaver pun, it’s ZOMBEAVERS!

This month, we’re supporting the National Urban League whose mission includes enabling African Americans to secure economic self-reliance, parity, power and civil rights. You can find out more information at NUL.ORG.

“Carpentune” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43673180Sun, 28 Feb 2021 14:54:32 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewTara, Adam and Dave wade into a river of horror comedy to be dammed by ZOMBEAVERS! In this horror/comedy group of 3 college women head up into the woods for a girls-only weekend at a riverside cabin. Unbeknownst to them, a barrel of radioactive waste...
In this horror/comedy group of 3 college women head up into the woods for a girls-only weekend at a riverside cabin. Unbeknownst to them, a barrel of radioactive waste has turned all the local, kindhearted beavers into deadly, man-eating beavers! When the boyfriends crash the party, a weekend of sex and debauchery soon turns gruesome as the beavers close in on the fun-having students. Part traditional horror, part meta commentary on horror movies and 100% beaver pun, it’s ZOMBEAVERS!

This month, we’re supporting the National Urban League whose mission includes enabling African Americans to secure economic self-reliance, parity, power and civil rights. You can find out more information at NUL.ORG.

“Carpentune” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield]]>3076bill+burr,binderspink,b-movies,comedy,horror,john+mayer,zombeavers,zombie,zombiestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-12-geeks-on-blaxploitation-films--43562222
Intro and outro music “Star Monster” by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette

This month, we’re supporting the National Urban League whose mission includes enabling African Americans to secure economic self-reliance, parity, power and civil rights. You can find out more information at NUL.ORG.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43562222Sun, 21 Feb 2021 15:28:19 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewAs part of Black History Month, the Expanded Universe geeks go retro and dig into the gritty, violent, humorous and thoroughly original films of the early 1970s. From Shaft to Foxy Brown to Dolemite, take a listen as John, Doc, and Smoore explore the...
Intro and outro music “Star Monster” by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette

This month, we’re supporting the National Urban League whose mission includes enabling African Americans to secure economic self-reliance, parity, power and civil rights. You can find out more information at NUL.ORG.]]>200170's,blacula,blaxploitation,dolemite,foxy+brown,geeks,movies,pam+grier,reviews,richard+roundtree,shafttruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-60-valentine-s-day--43460631
What do Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Jamie Foxx, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, Patrick Dempsey, Emma Roberts, Queen Latifah, Shirley MacLaine, Kathy Bates, George Lopez, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift all have in common? In 2010, they all were unable to say no to Garry Marshall when he wanted them all for VALENTINE’S DAY!

Old lovers, new lovers, lovers yet to be and lovers from yesterday! The movie that gets its namesake from the holiday – Valentine’s Day is the American answer to Love Actually if the question were do you think anyone would notice if we outright stole Love Actually and called it a Valentine’s Day movie?

This month, we’re supporting the National Urban League whose mission includes enabling African Americans to secure economic self-reliance, parity, power and civil rights. You can find out more information at NUL.ORG.

Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43460631Sun, 14 Feb 2021 15:09:57 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSteph, John & Dave romance the star studded "Valentine's Day"!! What do Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Jamie Foxx, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, Patrick Dempsey, Emma Roberts, Queen Latifah, Shirley...
What do Julia Roberts, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba, Anne Hathaway, Topher Grace, Jamie Foxx, Ashton Kutcher, Bradley Cooper, Patrick Dempsey, Emma Roberts, Queen Latifah, Shirley MacLaine, Kathy Bates, George Lopez, Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift all have in common? In 2010, they all were unable to say no to Garry Marshall when he wanted them all for VALENTINE’S DAY!

Old lovers, new lovers, lovers yet to be and lovers from yesterday! The movie that gets its namesake from the holiday – Valentine’s Day is the American answer to Love Actually if the question were do you think anyone would notice if we outright stole Love Actually and called it a Valentine’s Day movie?

This month, we’re supporting the National Urban League whose mission includes enabling African Americans to secure economic self-reliance, parity, power and civil rights. You can find out more information at NUL.ORG.

Intro Music: "The Builder" - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) | Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 | http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/]]>2417anne+hathaway,bradley+cooper,holiday,julia+roberts,movie,podcast,review,valentine'struefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/terror-tunnel-06-killer-cars-part-2--43334779
“Terror Tunnel Theme Song” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield

This month, we’re supporting the National Urban League whose mission includes enabling African Americans to secure economic self-reliance, parity, power and civil rights. You can find out more information at NUL.ORG.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43334779Sun, 07 Feb 2021 22:26:05 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewBuckle up. The TERROR TUNNEL Crew is back with Killer Cars Part 2 where they'll rip through CHRISTINE, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE, and TRUCKS! Hope you don't get carsick. “Terror Tunnel Theme Song” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory...
“Terror Tunnel Theme Song” Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield

This month, we’re supporting the National Urban League whose mission includes enabling African Americans to secure economic self-reliance, parity, power and civil rights. You can find out more information at NUL.ORG.]]>3904christine,horror,maximum+overdrive,movie+reviews,movies,podcast,podcasts,stephen+king,trucksfalsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-59-mega-python-vs-gatoroid--43214680
If you don’t know it - Florida Men on Florida Man podcast features crazy but TRUE stories from the sunshine State featuring four lifelong friends!

Since we have one of the Florida men with us, we had to find an equally Florida Movie. And I think we did that with this swamp battle royale MEGA PYTHON VS. GATOROID! And to up the ante this 2011 SyFy Original movie features ‘80s mall wonders – Tiffany and Debbie Gibson! With a cameo from Micky Dolenz from the Monkees.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:6016e6894ca92c241dee1349Sun, 31 Jan 2021 17:36:29 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSpecial guest, Josh from Florida Men on Florida Man podcast (@fmofmpodcast) takes Dave and Steph on a journey into the Florida Everglades to witness heavy weights of nature Mega Python vs. Gatoroid! If you don’t know it - Florida Men on Florida Man...
If you don’t know it - Florida Men on Florida Man podcast features crazy but TRUE stories from the sunshine State featuring four lifelong friends!

Since we have one of the Florida men with us, we had to find an equally Florida Movie. And I think we did that with this swamp battle royale MEGA PYTHON VS. GATOROID! And to up the ante this 2011 SyFy Original movie features ‘80s mall wonders – Tiffany and Debbie Gibson! With a cameo from Micky Dolenz from the Monkees.]]>3417asylum,debbie+gibson,florida+man,florida+men,fmofm,gatoroid,mega+python,movie+review,syfy,tiffanytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-expanded-universe-11-minisode-that-s-so-strange-a-mini-marvel-quiz-show--43148424
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:600ef2c50b715c170740154cWed, 27 Jan 2021 17:00:23 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIt’s a bonus Expanded Universe mini episode! John sandbags Doc and Smoore with a surprise quiz show to test their Marvel trivia skilz. Who wins? Are the questions too difficult? Too easy? Unnecessarily complicated? Listen and find out! "Star...
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>729truebonushttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-expanded-universe-11-happy-mcu-year--43127916
Intro and outro music “Star Monster” by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:600d883b3e161e647bdf1608Sun, 24 Jan 2021 14:56:43 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewHappy MCU year! The EU geeks kick off 2021 with a look at Marvel Studios’ big slate of projects and review their latest Disney+ series, Wandavision. From Loki to Ms. Marvel to the Fantastic Four, find out what Doc and Smoore are REALLY excited about...
Intro and outro music “Star Monster” by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette]]>1757marvel,mcu,wandavisiontruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/terror-tunnel-06-killer-cars-part-1--43127933525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5ff908c45ea3ff12ea531a1eSun, 17 Jan 2021 18:17:09 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Terror Tunnel Crew makes a cannonball run through an entire subgenre of scary movies -- KILLER CARS! With special guest: Sandy Paras.2726truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-11-freeway--43127921
We’re facing off against this Big Bad Wolf of a movie as we kill our way along to Grandmothers House on the FREEWAY!! The name of the movie is FREEWAY…and there’s some Little Red Riding Hood analogy throughout…we don’t know why, but we’ll get into that….]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5ffa38584807cb16b939adfbSun, 10 Jan 2021 15:17:27 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe B-Crew takes a ride down the Freeway with Reese Witherspoon and Kiefer Sutherland! We’re facing off against this Big Bad Wolf of a movie as we kill our way along to Grandmothers House on the FREEWAY!! The name of the movie is FREEWAY…and there’s...
We’re facing off against this Big Bad Wolf of a movie as we kill our way along to Grandmothers House on the FREEWAY!! The name of the movie is FREEWAY…and there’s some Little Red Riding Hood analogy throughout…we don’t know why, but we’ll get into that….]]>2611truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-10-spaghettiman--43127947Joining us for this Craptaculus meal is Benjamin Crutcher (Clark / Spaghettiman), Joe LoCicero (Keto), Leigh Wulff (Katie) and Mark Potts (Director).
Clark, an apathetic man becomes a superhero with the power of spaghetti after his microwave malfunctions. Masking his identity with a brown paper bag over his head, he sets off to fight crime as long as he is paid for his heroics. But his comic-book loving, cop want-to-be roommate, Dale, desperately desires Clark to become an altruistic super-hero and will stop at nothing to see Spaghettiman become the hero Los Angeles needs.

This month, we’re supporting the Food Empowerment Project whose mission includes among other things, food availability and access in communities of color and low-income areas. You can find more information and donate at FoodIsPower.org

Intro and outro music: https://www.purple-planet.com “Silver Sparkles”]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5fdf647de64f5703153b87dfSun, 20 Dec 2020 15:14:39 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIt's a holiday feast as the Cast & Director joins the B-Crew to talk indie filmmaking, super-food-heros and the shelf life of a bag of spaghetti! Joining us for this Craptaculus meal is Benjamin Crutcher (Clark / Spaghettiman), Joe LoCicero (Keto),...Joining us for this Craptaculus meal is Benjamin Crutcher (Clark / Spaghettiman), Joe LoCicero (Keto), Leigh Wulff (Katie) and Mark Potts (Director).
Clark, an apathetic man becomes a superhero with the power of spaghetti after his microwave malfunctions. Masking his identity with a brown paper bag over his head, he sets off to fight crime as long as he is paid for his heroics. But his comic-book loving, cop want-to-be roommate, Dale, desperately desires Clark to become an altruistic super-hero and will stop at nothing to see Spaghettiman become the hero Los Angeles needs.

This month, we’re supporting the Food Empowerment Project whose mission includes among other things, food availability and access in communities of color and low-income areas. You can find more information and donate at FoodIsPower.org

Intro and outro music: https://www.purple-planet.com “Silver Sparkles”]]>3127benjamin+crutcher,comedy,indie+film,joe+locicero,leigh+wulf,mark+potts,movie+reviews,movies,speghetti+man,spoof,superherotruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-10-a-couple-o-star-wars-superfans--43127936
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5fd690459264095525daa234Mon, 14 Dec 2020 00:06:40 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewCelebrate the end of 2020 with the Expanded Universe! We’re spending the holidays with the two of the biggest Star Wars fans this side of the Outer Rim. Superfan couple Jennifer Chapman-Gallego and Ryan Gallego join the John, Doc, and Smoore to tackle...
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>3641truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/terror-tunnel-04-killer-klowns-from-outer-space--43127929525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f79526bbb9a9f741d58639bSun, 06 Dec 2020 14:54:54 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Terror Tunnel Crew deals with even more clowns than usual for this time of year as we put up the big top for KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!3096truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-58-the-christmas-chronicles-2--43127956525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5fc3afd12dd96f59185e7b3bSun, 29 Nov 2020 15:13:01 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe tree is decorated, the cocoa’s hot and the stockings are hung with care as we unwrap the gift that has more universe building than Stan Lee on a Candy Cane Bender – Kurt Russel and Goldie Hawn return this time with Santa’s little helper (and...2767christmas,christmas+chronicles+2,gifts,holiday,kurt+russel,movie+reviews,movies,netflix,reindeer,santa+claustruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-09-a-frank-talk-on-james-bond--43127920
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5fb0272944e8212553036160Sun, 15 Nov 2020 14:28:48 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewMissing your James Bond movie this month? The Expanded Universe takes on the complexities of the 007 franchise in a frank discussion of gender and diversity with special guest, author, podcast host, and Associate Professor in Women’s and Gender...
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>2583007,hollywood,james+bond,lisa+funnell,movie+reviews,pop+culturetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-09-bubba-the-redneck-werewolf--43127938Here’s how IMDB Describes BUBBA THE REDNECK WEREWOLF!
Cracker County is under attack by Satan and it’s up to lovesick, kind-of-wimpy dog catcher Bubba Blanche to save the day! Luckily he traded his soul to become a ferocious, cigar smoking Werewolf in order to win over his lost love. But first he's got to conquer a beer or two. And maybe a plate of chicken wings. And then take on the Devil in a battle of wits that rivals playing chess with Death! That is, if Chess were a drinking game.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5fa827932057b138b4570416Sun, 08 Nov 2020 18:52:36 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin Adam, Tara & Dave for a trip down to Florida to survive the night with the devil and Bubba the Redneck Werewolf! Here’s how IMDB Describes BUBBA THE REDNECK WEREWOLF! Cracker County is under attack by Satan and it’s up to lovesick, kind-of-wimpy...Here’s how IMDB Describes BUBBA THE REDNECK WEREWOLF!
Cracker County is under attack by Satan and it’s up to lovesick, kind-of-wimpy dog catcher Bubba Blanche to save the day! Luckily he traded his soul to become a ferocious, cigar smoking Werewolf in order to win over his lost love. But first he's got to conquer a beer or two. And maybe a plate of chicken wings. And then take on the Devil in a battle of wits that rivals playing chess with Death! That is, if Chess were a drinking game.]]>2047truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/terror-tunnel-03-haunt--43127925525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f83b3f280994b2d9317a5cdSat, 31 Oct 2020 05:51:09 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJust in time for Halloween... The Terror Tunnel Crew and guest Joey Mireles get the creeps with some college kids on a spooky Halloween Night excursion to an extreme haunted house... where they'll discover that the creeps are all too real.3064truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-57-the-babysitter-killer-queen--43127926525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f7950e03eaedf59be7848f8Sun, 25 Oct 2020 14:40:40 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewGary Holm (Click, Robot Chicken) joins Steph, Dave and John to ride with Cole and B on another Cinema Craptaculus Journey! First love is a devil of a thing, and Cole knows this better than anyone. A couple years ago, he was almost killed by his...3276babysitter,halloween,hollywood,horror,movie+review,movies,robot+chickentruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-08-halloween-costumes--43127943
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f8b219ea0a1e63ddfd3b3c6Sun, 18 Oct 2020 14:38:05 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewCinema Craptaculus Presents The Expanded Universe in a special Halloween episode! Halloween is different this year, but COSTUMES still rule! John, Mario, and Smoore take a journey through costume craziness from childhood memories (remember those cheap...
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>2231cosplay,costumes,dc,expanded+universe,halloween,marvel,pop+culture,wolverinetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-08-vibes--43127934
Here’s how IMDB Describes VIBES
Cyndi Lauper and Jeff Goldblum play two psychics hired by Peter Falk to find his long lost son in somewhere in the Ecuadorian mountains. When they get there they find out he's really hired them to lead him to a lost Incan City to uncover an ancient psychic energy hotspot that is the source of all psychic energy on the planet!]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f8306e580994b2d9301c8a9Sun, 11 Oct 2020 16:23:40 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewTara, Adam and Dave reach for their higher selves to get some vibes on "Vibes"! Here’s how IMDB Describes VIBES Cyndi Lauper and Jeff Goldblum play two psychics hired by Peter Falk to find his long lost son in somewhere in the Ecuadorian mountains....
Here’s how IMDB Describes VIBES
Cyndi Lauper and Jeff Goldblum play two psychics hired by Peter Falk to find his long lost son in somewhere in the Ecuadorian mountains. When they get there they find out he's really hired them to lead him to a lost Incan City to uncover an ancient psychic energy hotspot that is the source of all psychic energy on the planet!]]>2941comedy,cyndi,film,ghost+story,goldblum,horror+comedy,jeff,jeff+goldblum,julian+sands,lauper,movie+reviews,peter+falk,review,vibestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/terror-tunnel-02-pet-sematary--43127975525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f7222f0f5202b6bb6291831Sun, 04 Oct 2020 12:52:42 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewWe're digging up a tale of terror so terrifying that no words will come to you (as if the CAT'S got your tongue), and you’ll be left asking whether “dead is better.” HINT: If your other choice is reliving this movie, the answer is YES.3383comedy,film,horror,pet+semtary,review,reviews,stephen+kingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-return-to-waterworld-the-return--43127940525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f709e128bc67827187ee96bSun, 27 Sep 2020 19:44:20 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewHow much is there to say about Waterworld? Apparently a whole ‘nother episode’s worth! Waterworld Superfan Sandy (and that’s not a pun) joins Steph, Dave and John to revisit The Mariner, Helen and Enola to find out how a person would fall in love with...240990's,90's+movies,action,dennis+hopper,jack+black,jeanne+tripplehorn,kevin+costner,movie+review,waterworld,water+worldtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-07-action-figures--43127977Time to talk toys with John, Mario and Smoore as they pull out their toy recollections with a tour of everything from G.I. Joe to He-Man to Steve Austin (the bionic one) and even Funko Pops.
Cinema Craptaculus Presents the Expanded Universe!

"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f68dbdc9d2bb659a06fb434Mon, 21 Sep 2020 17:16:29 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus Crew"They’re not dolls, Grandma. They’re action figures!” Time to talk toys with John, Mario and Smoore as they pull out their toy recollections with a tour of everything from G.I. Joe to He-Man to Steve Austin (the bionic one) and even Funko Pops....Time to talk toys with John, Mario and Smoore as they pull out their toy recollections with a tour of everything from G.I. Joe to He-Man to Steve Austin (the bionic one) and even Funko Pops.
Cinema Craptaculus Presents the Expanded Universe!

"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>1878action+figures,bionic+man,childhood,g.i.+joe,gi+joe,hasbro,hollywood+toys,kenner,lego,mattel,mego,star+wars,toystruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-07-the-5-deadly-venoms--43127949
Here’s how IMDB Describes THE 5 DEADLY VENOMS:
A dying teacher instructs his final student to check on the activities of five former pupils, each of whom he taught a unique and special style of kung-fu: Centipede, Snake, Scorpion, Lizard, and Toad (hence the title). His final student, who knows a little of each style, must team up with one of the other good students to destroy the evil ones, if there are any. Greed and treachery ensue as the student discovers that some of the students are indeed evil, but which one can he trust enough to team up with?]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f5f810208bae65b7a92df0cMon, 14 Sep 2020 14:54:38 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewTara, Adam and Dave search for an antidote to The 5 Deadly Venoms! Here’s how IMDB Describes THE 5 DEADLY VENOMS: A dying teacher instructs his final student to check on the activities of five former pupils, each of whom he taught a unique and...
Here’s how IMDB Describes THE 5 DEADLY VENOMS:
A dying teacher instructs his final student to check on the activities of five former pupils, each of whom he taught a unique and special style of kung-fu: Centipede, Snake, Scorpion, Lizard, and Toad (hence the title). His final student, who knows a little of each style, must team up with one of the other good students to destroy the evil ones, if there are any. Greed and treachery ensue as the student discovers that some of the students are indeed evil, but which one can he trust enough to team up with?]]>20835+deadly+venoms,action,action+movies,cantonese,hong+kong,kung-fu,martial+arts,movie+reviews,moviestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/terror-tunnel-01-the-boat--43127927525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f5525ad64c7ed68b8baad6fSun, 06 Sep 2020 21:50:17 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewWe're headed out to open waters to run our starboard side against a spooky sailing vessel that might have a mind of its OWN. Let's batten down the hatches for THE BOAT!3106boat,hollywood,horror,joe+azzopardi,movie+reviews,movies,terror+tunnel,the+boattruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-waterworld--43127950
In the distant or not-so-distant future, (it’s hard to tell) the polar ice-caps on the Universal logo have melted, submerging the Earth in water. The Mariner (played by Kevin Costner), a gill-ladened mutant, sails against the Smokers – led by the kooky Deacon of the Sea (Dennis Hopper) as they splash their way into battle over a young girl who may just be the map to dry land.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f4ac65f4ada6c4dfae5e8fcSun, 30 Aug 2020 14:41:57 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewMarc Anthony Samuel joins Steph, Dave, Steve and John for a deep dive into Waterworld! It’s been 25 years since this environmentally-conscious movie surfaced at the theaters and then promptly tanked. In the distant or not-so-distant future, (it’s...
In the distant or not-so-distant future, (it’s hard to tell) the polar ice-caps on the Universal logo have melted, submerging the Earth in water. The Mariner (played by Kevin Costner), a gill-ladened mutant, sails against the Smokers – led by the kooky Deacon of the Sea (Dennis Hopper) as they splash their way into battle over a young girl who may just be the map to dry land.]]>297090's,90's+movies,action+movies,comedy,film,kevin+costner,marc+anthony,movie+reviews,reviews,waterworldtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-06-hollywood-revisionism--43127939
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f429d92b398394e2d806de3Sun, 23 Aug 2020 19:59:16 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewCinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe! They say history is told by the victors. Nah, it’s told by Hollywood! John, Mario, and Smoore take a gander at some of film and TV’s best historical revisionism. "Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson,...
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>2004amadeaus,bastards,epics,hollywood,ingorious,once+upon+a+time+in+hollywood,revisionismtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-06-dave-made-a-maze--43127931
Here’s how GOOGLE Describes DAVE MADE A MAZE
Dave, a frustrated artist who has yet to accomplish anything significant in his career, builds a fort out of cardboard boxes in his living room, only to wind up trapped by the fantastical pitfalls and critters of his own creation. Ignoring his warnings, Dave's girlfriend Annie leads a band of oddball explorers on a rescue mission. Upon entry, they find themselves in an ever-changing supernatural world, threatened by booby traps and pursued by a bloodthirsty Minotaur.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f30028c701690209e287c2fSun, 09 Aug 2020 14:24:48 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe B-Crew gets lost in a sense of self because Dave Made A Maze! Here’s how GOOGLE Describes DAVE MADE A MAZE Dave, a frustrated artist who has yet to accomplish anything significant in his career, builds a fort out of cardboard boxes in his living...
Here’s how GOOGLE Describes DAVE MADE A MAZE
Dave, a frustrated artist who has yet to accomplish anything significant in his career, builds a fort out of cardboard boxes in his living room, only to wind up trapped by the fantastical pitfalls and critters of his own creation. Ignoring his warnings, Dave's girlfriend Annie leads a band of oddball explorers on a rescue mission. Upon entry, they find themselves in an ever-changing supernatural world, threatened by booby traps and pursued by a bloodthirsty Minotaur.]]>2251bill+watterson,b-sides,comedy,dave+made+a+maze,indie+film,movies,movike+reviews,nick+thune,satiretruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-05-san-diego-comic-con--43127954
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f1da0b80e1af3503cb9243aSun, 26 Jul 2020 19:21:52 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewStephanie joins John, Smoore and Mario for a virtual journey to the empty halls of San Diego Comic-Con! What are the fans missing this year? What are they getting? What are the studios missing out on? The EU Crew get in line for a Hall H discussion in...
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>2002comic+books,cosplay,dc,dceu,hall+h,image,marvel,mcu,pandemic,panels,san+diego+comic+con,sdcctruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-the-old-guard--43127962
Charlize Theron stars as ANDY, a mysterious mercenary who leads a team of skilled warriors through the toughest hot spots on the globe in order to stop corruption and help those in need. The big catch? She and her teammates are immortal and have been doing this for centuries! So when a young soldier named NILE miraculously returns from the dead, Andy and her squadron of dreamy dudes realize they must find her before an evil corporation bent on using them all for science finds them first.

Watching beautiful people get horribly injured has never been so much fun!]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f148fd7292a6e4016465002Sun, 19 Jul 2020 21:54:39 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe CC Crew welcomes back special guest, Executive Producer and screenwriter Richard Hatem! Richard wrote THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES and UNDER SIEGE 2 and is currently Executive Producer on DC Universe’s streaming series TITANS. Charlize Theron stars as...
Charlize Theron stars as ANDY, a mysterious mercenary who leads a team of skilled warriors through the toughest hot spots on the globe in order to stop corruption and help those in need. The big catch? She and her teammates are immortal and have been doing this for centuries! So when a young soldier named NILE miraculously returns from the dead, Andy and her squadron of dreamy dudes realize they must find her before an evil corporation bent on using them all for science finds them first.

Watching beautiful people get horribly injured has never been so much fun!]]>2798charlize+theron,chiwetel+ejiofor,hollywood,movie+reviews,movies,netflix,old+guard,richard+hatem,streamingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-05-samurai-cop--43127985
Joe Marshall studied the way of the Samurai in Japan. His partner Frank Washington studied the ways of shooting a gun at a person holding a sword in LA. Together they are two tenacious police detectives who seek at all costs to stop the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Southern California.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5f08a2dcbbb7fb12336224a2Sat, 11 Jul 2020 04:57:45 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe B-Crew takes on the biggest, baddest, b-movie-est movie ever!! Joe Marshall studied the way of the Samurai in Japan. His partner Frank Washington studied the ways of shooting a gun at a person holding a sword in LA. Together they are two...
Joe Marshall studied the way of the Samurai in Japan. His partner Frank Washington studied the ways of shooting a gun at a person holding a sword in LA. Together they are two tenacious police detectives who seek at all costs to stop the Katana, a renegade Yakuza gang composed of violent and sadistic killers who want to lead the drug trade in Southern California.]]>257890's,90's+action,b-movies,direct+to+video,indie+film,indie+movies,martial+arts,matt+hannon,movie+reviews,movies,samurai+coptruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-the-wrong-missy--43127951525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5ef775f275467b19acbea8a2Sun, 28 Jun 2020 15:24:57 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSerious Senior VP Tim (played by David Spade) thinks he has invited intelligent and beautiful fellow jet setter Missy (played by Molly Sims) on a career-catapulting business retreat to Hawaii. Instead, he’s accidentally invited free-spirited,...2771comedy,david+spade,hollywood,lauren+lapkus,movie,movie+reviews,netflix,nick+swardson,original,rob+schneider,wrong+missytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-04-fan-campaigns--43127961
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5eec516829d8f705fe6437c8Fri, 19 Jun 2020 12:50:13 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewCinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe! The Snyder Cut lives! Wow, do fan campaigns really work? John, Mario, and Sean tackle this very question, as they argue the power of the motivated super fan who can perhaps save everything from...
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>1603dc+comics,dceu,family+guy,fan+campaigns,fans,firefly,hbomax,josh+whedon,justice+league,superfans,veronica+mars,zack+snydertruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-04-dust-up--43127948
About the movie: Jack (Aaron Gaffey), a one-eyed vigilante with a dark past has vowed to change his ways, trading his machine gun for a yoga mat. But when he encounters Ella (Amber Benson), a beautiful young mother in deep trouble with Buzz (Jeremiah Birkett), a cannibalistic drug lord and his evil goons, Jack realizes that justice must be served. Teamed up with his smooth-talking Native American hipster sidekick, our hero rides into the bad ass brawl of the century.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5ee63f48ac46160bd541f163Sun, 14 Jun 2020 15:35:17 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe B-Crew has a little Dust Up over one of cinmea's most shocking scenes! So they turn to Dust Up leading man, Aaron Gaffey, for an interview and to finally put to rest all our burning questions! About the movie: Jack (Aaron Gaffey), a one-eyed...
About the movie: Jack (Aaron Gaffey), a one-eyed vigilante with a dark past has vowed to change his ways, trading his machine gun for a yoga mat. But when he encounters Ella (Amber Benson), a beautiful young mother in deep trouble with Buzz (Jeremiah Birkett), a cannibalistic drug lord and his evil goons, Jack realizes that justice must be served. Teamed up with his smooth-talking Native American hipster sidekick, our hero rides into the bad ass brawl of the century.]]>2842aaron+gaffey,amber+benson,birkett,dust+up,indie+movies,jeremiah,movie+reveiws,movies,rave,ward+robertstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-052-what-we-watched-while-working-from-home-special--43127941It seems like this all started a thousand years ago ... or maybe it was yesterday, who knows anymore? We’re talking about when everybody was told that virtual meeting were the wave of the future and that we should all go home and work from there! That’s where we discovered Netflix, 2pm happy hours, and not showering made for a great week! So here’s some of the stuff we discovered on our Covid-cation that made the uncertain hell we’re living in just a little bit better!]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5ecd4d0be3d0ce7bf2411071Fri, 29 May 2020 12:41:27 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewAs we are all social distancing, tonight we’re going to share our favorite sheltering in place discoveries. The movies, tv shows and other pop-culture tid-bits we discovered during this craptaculus time! It’s the Cinema Craptaculus ​What I Watched...It seems like this all started a thousand years ago ... or maybe it was yesterday, who knows anymore? We’re talking about when everybody was told that virtual meeting were the wave of the future and that we should all go home and work from there! That’s where we discovered Netflix, 2pm happy hours, and not showering made for a great week! So here’s some of the stuff we discovered on our Covid-cation that made the uncertain hell we’re living in just a little bit better!]]>2184dceu,harley+quinn,hbomax,heart+to+heart,hulu,netflix,poison+ivytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/expanded-universe-03-the-streaming-wars--43127991
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5ec3f7af83cd98227da28cd1Fri, 22 May 2020 10:20:14 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewCinema Craptaculus Presents: The Expanded Universe! John, Mario, and Sean sift through the promise and pitfalls of the new decade's streaming landscape and uncover some geek-worthy gems. "Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>1835comcast,dcu,disney+,hulu,moive,movies,netflix,original,paramount+,peacock,reviews,streaming,streaming+warstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-presents-b-sides-03-mega-time-squad--43127935Intro and outro music: https://www.purple-planet.com “Silver Sparkles”]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5ebe02aa5c7d92109ff8a93fFri, 15 May 2020 15:42:44 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe B-Crew goes back and back and back and back and a little under in time for a New Zealand, time travelling, Demon avoiding, mob stealing heist! John, a small town crook, discovers an ancient bracelet that gives him the power to travel through time....Intro and outro music: https://www.purple-planet.com “Silver Sparkles”]]>1813truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-presents-the-expanded-universe-02-universal-studios-2020--43127945
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5ea3445ed543b5105ee17f37Fri, 24 Apr 2020 20:48:56 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewFrom the depths of time, before Covid-19 shut down the theaters (and society!), the EU Crew pick through the Universal movie slate for the faves, the scariest and the unheard of! Hear what we thought was going to happen this summer! "Star Monster"...
"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>1365truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-expanded-universe-01-geek-culture--43127952Craptacular regular John is joined by fellow geeks Sean and Mario as they dissect movies and TV, comic books, and geek culture from A to Z.
Avengers to Zombies … these guys have it covered!
It’s The Expanded Universe!

"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5e987ab4c457027ed1db9eb3Fri, 17 Apr 2020 13:23:46 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewCinema Craptaculus continues to grow with The Expanded Universe! Craptacular regular John is joined by fellow geeks Sean and Mario as they dissect movies and TV, comic books, and geek culture from A to Z. Avengers to Zombies … these guys have it...Craptacular regular John is joined by fellow geeks Sean and Mario as they dissect movies and TV, comic books, and geek culture from A to Z.
Avengers to Zombies … these guys have it covered!
It’s The Expanded Universe!

"Star Monster" by Duncan Neilson, engineered by Drew Canulette.]]>1600comic+books,commentary,dc,dceu,geek,geek+culture,hollywood,marvel,mcu,movie+reviews,movies,nerdtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-02-velocipastor--43127944
And with tag-lines like these, how could you say no?!

Man of the Clawth.
Evolution? Maybe.
How long has it been since your last confession?
Welcome to the Christ-aceous Period.]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5e8f9530e9d767577ce21837Fri, 10 Apr 2020 12:40:09 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin the B-Crew as they take on THE VELOCIPASTOR! This movie has everything! A Pastor with the arms of a raptor! A hooker with the looks of the girl next door and a heart of gold! A massive conspiracy to drive people into the doors of a church! And a...
And with tag-lines like these, how could you say no?!

Man of the Clawth.
Evolution? Maybe.
How long has it been since your last confession?
Welcome to the Christ-aceous Period.]]>2017alyssa,b-movies,brendan+steere,comedies,comedy,daniel+steere,farce,kempinski,movie,movies,reviews,velocipastortruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-051-spenser-confidential--43127955525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5e7cf6f07e9a0a1607cb3141Fri, 27 Mar 2020 03:46:44 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin Richard Hatem (executive producer DC's Titans) and the Cinema Craptaculus Crew for a scenic tour of Boston. Or should I say, Baahh-ston? They’re gonna take the cahh on the pahhkway to tour Boston with Mahhk Wahlberg in SPENSER CONFIDENTIAL ​on...3835truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/b-sides-01-doom-annihilation--43127993525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5e6c2a0591b9d045dd51bf27Sat, 14 Mar 2020 05:45:31 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThis is our first Cinema Craptaculus Presents B-Sides where we dig through the streaming mountain of craptaculusness to find the worthy b-movies with a heart of gold! That brings us to Doom Annihilation, a quasi sequel to the 2005 theatrical starring...2030b-movies,direct+to+video,doom+annihilation,video+game+moviestruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-049-6-underground--43127958
So suck down that blistering blend and strap yourselves in. The 5 of us are going deep on 6 UNDERGROUND!]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5e3090e419ccc812ead3ab58Fri, 31 Jan 2020 13:21:23 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus Crew start the new year on a high-octane diet by mainlining a Michael Bay feature chock-full of the ingredients you’d expect from the auteur of action: A scoop of Ryan Reynolds’ hyper-snarkiness... mixed with a heavy dollop of...
So suck down that blistering blend and strap yourselves in. The 5 of us are going deep on 6 UNDERGROUND!]]>29806+underground,corey+hawkins,dave+franco,garcia-rulfo,laurent,manuel,mélanie,michael+bay,movie,movie+revews,netflix,original,ryan+reynoldstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-047-halloween-hall-of-fame--43127969525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5da75f2348b84f3d4790c0bcFri, 18 Oct 2019 13:59:55 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJeffrey Reddick (FINAL DESTINATION franchise, TAMARA) spends a spooky evening with the Cinema Craptaculus Crew to scare up a bone-chilling list of their all-time favorite horror movie characters. It's THE CINEMA CRAPTACULUS HALLOWEEN HALL OF FAME! Who...3173commentary,final+destination,freddy,friday+the+13th,halloween,horrror,jason,jaws,jeffrey+reddick,movies,nightmare+on+epm+street,reddick,reviewstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-046-grease-2-mamma-mia-here-we-go-again--43127987525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5d8ba99208c622711b11ee7cFri, 27 Sep 2019 05:35:33 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIt's a magical, musical, sequel-ly journey as Broadway star Kim Huber joins the CC Crew! We take a long, good (and not so good) look at Grease 2 and Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again! Who sings along? Who misses their cue? And why is Michelle Pfeiffer...2937grease,grease+2,guilty+pleasures,john+travolta,michelle+pfeiffer,musicals,olivia+newton+johntruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-045-guilty-pleasures--43127971525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5d4c46743f6ed10001d6657fFri, 09 Aug 2019 20:45:36 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe amazing and talented Vanessa Marshall voices her opinion on the racy, raunchy and ridiculous guilty pleasures that we all have! We're talking about that deep, dark secret movie crush, the one we’re too embarrassed to speak of aloud because it...2782guily+pleasures,michael+bay,movie+reviews,movies,vanessa+marshalltruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-044-murder-mystery--43127965525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5d1e8449a7584e00011135afThu, 04 Jul 2019 23:44:23 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIt’s time to get a clue as Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston set sail on the Mediterranean in a rickety whodunit full of PLOTholes. Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they puzzle over MURDER MYSTERY!2755adam+sandler,comedy,jennifer+aniston,movie,murder+mystery,netflix,netflix+film,original,reviewstruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-043-mom-and-dad--43127976525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5cf99c71777b800001ad7468Fri, 07 Jun 2019 13:39:11 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewAn unknown (and unexplained) hysteria grips the world, and parents turn on their biological offspring in an attempt to permanently ground them…like 6 feet under the ground. That is to say, parents are killing their kids. We find mid-life-crisis-mode...2438bloody,brian+taylor,horror,horror+movies,mom+and+dad,movie+review,nicolas+cage,selma+blairtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-042-5-james-bond-song-list--43127959525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5ce75dcefa0d605ae67db7c6Fri, 24 May 2019 04:04:32 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe CC Crew runs down the full list of songs from all the James Bond Films!949007,bond,james+bond,movie+review,popculturetruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-042-bond-james-bond--43127984525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5cbc89f5f9619a675eb1d94cMon, 22 Apr 2019 14:03:03 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a look at the man with the License to Kill, the Spy Who We Love, the one man who smolders in a Quantum of Solace!!...Hmmm…not all of these work. It’s James Bond everybody! We rate our favorite Bond, our favorite Songs...3062007,daniel+craig,george+lazenby,hollywood,ian+fleming,james+bond,movie+reviews,movies,pierce+brosnan,roger+moore,sean+connerytruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-041-time-warp-1999-20th-anniversary-special--43128002525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5c9501b315fcc04451cefdacMon, 25 Mar 2019 13:36:21 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSpecial Guest Adrienne Wilkinson (Xena: Warrior Princess / Star Wars Rebels) joins the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they check out some of the most influential movies of 1999! THE MATRIX made us realize we knew Kung Fu, AMERICAN BEAUTY showed us how...342120th+anniversary,90's,adrienne+wilkinson,american+beauty,blair+witch+project,fight+club,keanu+reeves,matrixtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-040-bird-box--43127974525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5c5f75c5fa0d60425b9eaac4Tue, 12 Feb 2019 01:02:37 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIt's like A QUIET PLACE, but with blindfolds.3237bird+box,bmovies,horror,movies,netflix,original+movie,sandra+bullocktruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-039-love-actually--43128003525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5c041ea60ebbe84eaa81742fSun, 02 Dec 2018 23:38:21 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewBook-ended between scenes in a location we are told is ‘the most romantic place on planet Earth’ - the fucking airport - and overflowing with both love AND Christmas songs, LOVE ACTUALLY takes us on a journey of well LOVE, ACTUALLY. Or rather the...3371comedy,commentary,love+actually,movie+review,romantic,romcomtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-038-return-of-the-cinema-craptaculus-halloween-special--43128006525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5bcd04800d9297e211e15d9fFri, 26 Oct 2018 14:55:48 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThis Halloween season, the Cinema Craptaculus Crew pits hellbeasts against psycho killers, vicious maneaters against spectral spirits in order to see who comes out on top and who makes it out alive! Brace yourselves for the spookiest, ookiest,...4040truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-037-the-meg--43128009525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5ba7af64f4e1fc6832245521Sun, 23 Sep 2018 18:13:46 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus Crew sinks to new lows as they unearth the underwhelming action of THE MEG! What do you call a pack of Megs? Where is the swim muscle? And most importantly of all, WHO is that barking in the background??? These BITING questions...3322jason+statham,li+bingbing,movie+reviews,ruby+rose,shark+movies,sharks,shoppingtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-036-the-last-sharknado-it-s-about-time--43128007525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5b7b3deb032be447995ad7dfTue, 21 Aug 2018 19:45:58 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they wade into the time stream to follow Fin, April, Robot April's Head, Adult Gil, Nova and (for a little bit) Bryan as they try to rip victory from the jaws of a defeated series!3030truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-035-summer-2018-preview-review--43128018525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5b1bfcbc2b6a282a61579c94Fri, 15 Jun 2018 13:09:24 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewWe take a look at all the films coming out in June, July and August 2018.2656truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-034-justice-league--43127964525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5acf9fc68a922debac12b63eWed, 25 Apr 2018 17:43:46 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they discuss the ways in which WB and DC tried to un-Suicide Squad themselves.3002truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-033-showgirls--43127992
Our hero Nomi must fight to become a star, mostly with food – watch out french fries -- but also with her instant-arch-enemy, Cristal Conners, the lead in ‘Goddess.’ These two characters quickly go from enemies to friends, bonding over their fond memories of eating doggie chow, then to full on frenemies when Nomi sleeps, or rather, ‘swims’ with Cristal’s man Zack, and then regress back to enemies when Nomi sorta pushes Cristal down a flight of stairs. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, people!]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5a8df4fde2c4831e97f23c0dFri, 02 Mar 2018 04:37:17 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewWith a slight nod to ‘All About Eve,’ a film which actually was nominated and won some Academy Awards, SHOWGIRLS takes us on up-and-comer (pun intended!) Nomi's journey to super stardom, or in this case, the lead in ‘Goddess,’ a fictitious,...
Our hero Nomi must fight to become a star, mostly with food – watch out french fries -- but also with her instant-arch-enemy, Cristal Conners, the lead in ‘Goddess.’ These two characters quickly go from enemies to friends, bonding over their fond memories of eating doggie chow, then to full on frenemies when Nomi sleeps, or rather, ‘swims’ with Cristal’s man Zack, and then regress back to enemies when Nomi sorta pushes Cristal down a flight of stairs. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, people!]]>3417truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-032-bright--43128004Using a social metaphor that revels in the obvious, 3 species live in a tenuous peace: The downtrodden Orcs. The Doing-OK Humans. And the rich-ass Elves. There are also Fairies, but they don't talk, so maybe they're more like animals? WHO KNOWS? WE'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT.

Police Officer Ward, played with throwback enthusiasm by Will Smith, is partnered with the strongly disliked (and wholly incompetent) Orc cop, Nick Jakoby. It can't be stated enough how much everybody hates Nick. His people think he's turned on them, the cops don't trust him, and no one wants to see him succeed. And Nick's biggest detractor? His partner Ward of course.

When on patrol, they come across a wand - which is this world's version of a WMD. Every faction in LA comes after them to get its power. The Elves, the Orcs, the Dirty Cops, the gangs and even The Department of Magic (or whatever) which is like the FBI but, you know… with magic.

It's important to know (and we know it's important because the movie opens with text to inform us): Only a Bright can handle a wand. So if you're not a Bright, the wand will turn you into dust.

Will this LEO odd couple be able to survive their longest night as they try to do the right thing? Will you care after the 150th time someone tells Ward not to trust Jakoby for no real reason at all?]]>525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5a65eb6c53450a34f40cfee8Mon, 22 Jan 2018 14:13:47 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIt's present day Los Angeles and the fantasy elements of D&D are reality. Using a social metaphor that revels in the obvious, 3 species live in a tenuous peace: The downtrodden Orcs. The Doing-OK Humans. And the rich-ass Elves. There are also...Using a social metaphor that revels in the obvious, 3 species live in a tenuous peace: The downtrodden Orcs. The Doing-OK Humans. And the rich-ass Elves. There are also Fairies, but they don't talk, so maybe they're more like animals? WHO KNOWS? WE'RE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THAT.

Police Officer Ward, played with throwback enthusiasm by Will Smith, is partnered with the strongly disliked (and wholly incompetent) Orc cop, Nick Jakoby. It can't be stated enough how much everybody hates Nick. His people think he's turned on them, the cops don't trust him, and no one wants to see him succeed. And Nick's biggest detractor? His partner Ward of course.

When on patrol, they come across a wand - which is this world's version of a WMD. Every faction in LA comes after them to get its power. The Elves, the Orcs, the Dirty Cops, the gangs and even The Department of Magic (or whatever) which is like the FBI but, you know… with magic.

It's important to know (and we know it's important because the movie opens with text to inform us): Only a Bright can handle a wand. So if you're not a Bright, the wand will turn you into dust.

Will this LEO odd couple be able to survive their longest night as they try to do the right thing? Will you care after the 150th time someone tells Ward not to trust Jakoby for no real reason at all?]]>2760truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-031-mother-krampus--43128005525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5a13b2fb0d9297befd4c4eeaThu, 07 Dec 2017 13:30:38 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewRecently divorced mother, Vanessa takes her daughter, Amy to her father’s house for the shittiest Christmas ever. Not only does her ex-husband drop by with his new girl, Debbie, but so does the undead witch, Frau Perchta. You see, in 1992 she was...3139b-movie,christmas,horror,krampus,mother+krampus,movie,movie+reviewtruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-030-the-cinema-craptaculus-halloween-special--43127983525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:59e3cf84e45a7c2380f1af44Fri, 27 Oct 2017 14:11:48 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus Crew creeps away from their usual "haunting" ground of cheesy B-movies to take a terror-filled stroll through the halls of horror! Time to tingle your spine with THE CINEMA CRAPTACULUS HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!2973truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-029-death-note--43127988525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:59c417bc80bd5edc54f31e28Sat, 30 Sep 2017 19:25:07 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewWhen nerdy goth teen LIGHT TURNER is gifted with a mysterious notebook by demon god RYUK, (part Freddy, part Groot, and all Willem Dafoe), he discovers he can assign death to anyone by writing down their name and how they die. Power struggles of life...2817truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-028-sharknado-5-global-swarming--43128015525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5987a6b8bebafb164ef2505bMon, 07 Aug 2017 05:55:07 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewGlobe-trotting has never been deadlier...or more difficult to follow! Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew for another spin with Fin in SHARKNADO 5: GLOBAL SWARMING!2614truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-unearthed-01-barracuda--43127978525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5953f2c8b11be16d0e16e69cFri, 30 Jun 2017 18:09:22 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewDive into the murky waters of a pro-environment, anti-government Jaws ripoff in this classic episode unearthed from the Cinema Craptaculus Vault!  2638truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-027-summer-2017-preview-review--43128016525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5925d3089de4bbde0f4f354bFri, 26 May 2017 17:39:20 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIf for nothing else, the cinematic summer of 2017 may forever be known as the summer of movie monsters, girls' trips gone wild, and startlingly-well-cultured poop emojis.2787truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-026-the-wraith--43127990525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:58fe0537bf629ab224fdbc20Fri, 28 Apr 2017 12:31:36 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin the Craptaculus Crew for a combination of Star Man, Knight Rider, Mad Max, Cocoon and every other successful '80s movie in a story about revenge, gang politics and small town cops trying to do right. It's THE WRAITH!2586truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-025-suicide-squad--43127998525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:58cc6e46e58c62daeef8e77eTue, 28 Mar 2017 04:04:13 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they scrutinize the first big-screen outing of the motliest crew of scumbags ever to be assembled by an Oscar-winning actor since Leo's last yacht party: SUICIDE SQUAD.2750truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-024-death-race-2050--43127986525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:58989d21e58c62ed8acda910Mon, 06 Feb 2017 20:22:32 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewGentlemen, start your engines! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew burns rubber as they review this dystopian tale of a nation overrun by corporate interests, technology run amok, religious fanaticism, and a bloodlust that can only be quenched by the race to...2381truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-022-cowboys-vs-dinosaurs--43128008525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:57db04d2f7e0ab48073929cbSun, 20 Nov 2016 19:02:06 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewYEE-HAAAW! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew rounds up a thundering herd of action-movie cliches and highly troubling gender dynamics in a Wild West showdown no one EVER asked for: Cowboys Vs. Dinosaurs!2931truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-021-most-likely-to-die--43128010525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:580aa76559cc68a37c8b1a2aWed, 26 Oct 2016 23:39:00 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus Crew pomps your circumstance with this ridiculous slasher about an ill-fated high school reunion in the Malibu hills. Find out who was named Most Likely To Die!2139truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-020-killer-mermaid--43128022525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:57dafe7db3db2b145358ccabMon, 19 Sep 2016 18:30:29 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSummer may be over, but that won't stop the Cinema Craptaculus Crew from taking a vacation! But don't worry -- They've left a tasty little morsel from the sun-baked shores of the Mediterranean to tide you over... only this tidbit bites back! It's...3280truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-019-sharknado-4-the-4th-awakens--43128029525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:57a8e82b29687f4a03316ddbTue, 09 Aug 2016 02:09:45 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they dissect the putrid, liquefying carcass of the Sharknado franchise and get sucked into its latest ludicrous entry, SHARKNADO 4: THE 4TH AWAKENS!2940truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-018-zoombies--43127997525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:57570594b654f973c03ff164Fri, 01 Jul 2016 18:03:51 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus ZOO Crew answers the call of the wild with this monstrously silly flick about quarantined wild animals busting loose at a high-tech zoo and preying upon unsuspecting visitors faster than you can say Jurassic Park. It’s ZOOMBIES!2945truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-017-collateral-damage--43127995525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5724bae27c65e48584f610d4Fri, 27 May 2016 16:01:04 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a trip south of the border with the 38th Governor of California in a movie that pits a fire-fighting family man against a group of Colombian terrorists. Come for the explosions. Stay for the tasering!2050truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-016-stitches--43128030525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5724bd8f7da24f738c3d49b7Sat, 30 Apr 2016 23:41:26 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewTurning 16 is tough. Turning 16 as a bloodthirsty zombie clown crashes your shindig is Craptaculus! The Crew takes on a gory chiller about a clown killer who turns every death into a fun pun. Get out your big shoes and your honking noses -- It’s time...2618truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-015-the-hollow--43128012525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:56dd05dd555986f25c74b61fMon, 14 Mar 2016 15:11:22 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin the Crew as they take on a screamingly-bad tale of three teenage girls who move to a small island town haunted by its past. In this case, the past takes the form of a Pier 1 Imports-style wicker creature with a serious case of heartburn whose...3654truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-014-the-ouija-experiment--43128011525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:56322f5be4b06090529c6b2cFri, 30 Oct 2015 17:17:05 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewTo celebrate Halloween, the Craptaculus Crew takes on a spooky flick where the first slashing victim was the budget. It's bargain basement entertainment (in a literal basement) where five friends open the doorway into the underworld via a Parker...3831falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-013-sharknado-3-oh-hell-no--43128020525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:55ae6403e4b0485b4e88c381Mon, 27 Jul 2015 13:56:29 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSharks in Space! Hasselhoff in Space! Babies in sharks in space! Join the Cinema Craptaculus Crew as they storm-chase the latest sharktastic entry in what has become a Craptaculus July Tradition™! And find out John's pitch for Sharknado 4 that is the...5072falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-012-icetastrophe--43128014525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5591ff6fe4b01daf5c15071aTue, 30 Jun 2015 02:47:58 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewJoin the Craptaculus Crew on a wintry journey into the ho-hum. We take on a frosty chunk of B-movie badness called ICETASTROPHE.2953truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-011-summer-2015-preview-review--43128035525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:55648e82e4b02c9d26fdbfa7Tue, 26 May 2015 15:38:47 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus Crew coolly gazes over their shades at the summer blockbusters Jurassic World, Max, San Andreas, Magic Mike XXL and more! Discover who Sebastian is! Thrill to the stories of peer pressure! Listen to Stephanie, Dave & Kristen...3686truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-010-i-frankenstein--43127982525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:553a48c1e4b0987552e3537fSun, 26 Apr 2015 22:03:27 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewAre the gargoyles of Notre-Dame real? Can Frankenstein's monster ever learn to be human? And why is the doctor asking you to take your pants off? All these questions and more are answered in the 10th episode of Cinema Craptaculus, I, FRANKENSTEIN.3863truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-009-jack-frost--43128024525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:548fcd0be4b033a463bdefd3Tue, 16 Dec 2014 06:34:35 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewGrab your parka! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew is about to cover the frigid farce that is JACK FROST! The tiny woodland town of Snowmonton faces a chilling nightmare when serial killer Jack Frost encounters a VERY BELIEVABLE plot contrivance that...3832truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-008-blast-vegas--43128019525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:54524eb5e4b0883ad74533d3Thu, 30 Oct 2014 15:11:12 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewIt's Halloween, and instead of a treat, the Craptaculus Crew got tricked! Plus we go shopping in the candy aisle to share our favorite Cinema Craptaculus Candies! Can Frankie Muniz and Barry Bostwick fight an Egyptian curse that threatens to consume...3578truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-007-asteroid-vs-earth--43128028525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:54398bbce4b039cd17f484ebSat, 11 Oct 2014 20:12:36 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus Crew drops the science on the “B”-est of B-Movies. It's Asteroid Vs. Our Patience as we try to wrap our heads around the most scientifically ludicrous plan ever to be uttered aloud: When you can't stop an Asteroid, just move...3991truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-006-transmorphers--43128027525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5404cbbbe4b0c094f2ddc64cMon, 01 Sep 2014 19:52:42 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a crack at this dystopian actioner about a fractious militaristic society that has been invaded by giant Robots In…cognito. It’s man vs. machine, brother vs. brother, and world-building vs. trademark infringement:...3913truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-005-sharknado-2-the-second-one--43127994525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:53dba644e4b0ea7cdef5121aFri, 01 Aug 2014 14:57:50 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewC-list actors in a B-movie phenomenon gets an A! The Cinema Craptaculus Crew gobbles up this latest offering of chum, featuring enough cameos to choke a great white. Our hero, Ian Ziering and his lady love played by Tara Reid take a pleasure trip to...3739comedy,film+review,sharknadotruefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-004-axe-giant-the-wrath-of-paul-bunyan--43128025525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:53cd2bdde4b09085a6656544Mon, 21 Jul 2014 15:22:01 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewTroubled teens sent on a “scared-straight” camping trip learn about American folklore the hard way when they come face-to-axe with a giant monster by the name of Paul Bunyan. The Cinema Craptaculus crew hacks away at this bloody take on the famous...4010truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-003-pinocchio-s-revenge--43127989525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:538b944ce4b0943d092e2b46Sun, 01 Jun 2014 21:14:43 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewA creepy little guy with wooden features terrorizes a mother and her offspring. No, it’s not Ted Cruz. It's PINOCCHIO'S REVENGE!3830truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-002-adventures-of-thunderstorm-the-return-of-thor--43128023525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:5355dcb5e4b0e0474a3ea8daTue, 22 Apr 2014 03:18:26 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewSeriously. It doesn't make any sense.3742truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cinema-craptaculus-001-sharknado--43128026525cb3dae4b09c0a127c3228:5262aa00e4b0378afca07d50:52f66d93e4b0430a99088688Sat, 08 Feb 2014 18:02:42 +0000The Cinema Craptaculus CrewThe Cinema Craptaculus Crew takes a delicious bite out of Sharknado!3061truefull