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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Accidentally Punching Celebrities</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/punchingcelebrities</link><description><![CDATA[You've discovered one of Sean Heffron's books! May your earholes embrace the magic.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/4750066/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Books</category><copyright>Copyright Sean Heffron</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg</url><title>Accidentally Punching Celebrities</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/punchingcelebrities</link></image><lastBuildDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2021 22:12:40 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Sean Heffron</itunes:name><itunes:email>seanheffron77@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>You've discovered one of Sean Heffron's books! May your earholes embrace the magic.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You've discovered one of Sean Heffron's books! May your earholes embrace the magic.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Arts"><itunes:category text="Books"/></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:email>seanheffron77@gmail.com</googleplay:email><googleplay:description>You've discovered one of Sean Heffron's books! May your earholes embrace the magic.</googleplay:description><googleplay:category text="Arts"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit><item><title>Chapter 16: The Choice</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_24</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 16: The Choice. Pat makes....you guessed it. Wait, you didn't guess it? A choice. Pat makes a choice. Sheesh.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43133517</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2021 22:12:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43133517/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_16.mp3" length="872966" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 16: The Choice. Pat makes....you guessed it. Wait, you didn't guess it? A choice. Pat makes a choice. Sheesh.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 16: The Choice. Pat makes....you guessed it. Wait, you didn't guess it? A choice. Pat makes a choice. Sheesh.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>55</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 16: The Choice. Pat makes....you guessed it. Wait, you didn't guess it? A choice. Pat makes a choice. Sheesh.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 15: KO'd: The Hollywood Agent</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_23</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 15: KO'd: The Hollywood Agent. Mark has one last surprise that may just save their butts. And their friendship. I'm not crying, you're crying.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43133493</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2021 22:11:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43133493/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_15.mp3" length="13537981" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 15: KO'd: The Hollywood Agent. Mark has one last surprise that may just save their butts. And their friendship. I'm not crying, you're crying.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 15: KO'd: The Hollywood Agent. Mark has one last surprise that may just save their butts. And their friendship. I'm not crying, you're crying.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>847</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 15: KO'd: The Hollywood Agent. Mark has one last surprise that may just save their butts. And their friendship. I'm not crying, you're crying.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 14 (Part 2) - The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_22</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 14 (Part 2) - The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good. Feeling abandoned and ready to quit Punching Celebrities, Pat opens up to a police officer. Is it betrayal or freedom?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43131760</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2021 20:01:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43131760/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_14b.mp3" length="12470952" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 14 (Part 2) - The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good. Feeling abandoned and ready to quit Punching Celebrities, Pat opens up to a police officer. Is it betrayal or freedom?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 14 (Part 2) - The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good. Feeling abandoned and ready to quit Punching Celebrities, Pat opens up to a police officer. Is it betrayal or freedom?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>780</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 14 (Part 2) - The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good. Feeling abandoned and ready to quit Punching Celebrities, Pat opens up to a police officer. Is it betrayal or freedom?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 14 (Part 1): The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_21</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 14 (Part 1): The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good. Pat contemplates multiple exit strategies when a familiar face returns. Not all good things come in twos.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43118266</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2021 03:15:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43118266/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_14a.mp3" length="13667987" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 14 (Part 1): The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good. Pat contemplates multiple exit strategies when a familiar face returns. Not all good things come in twos.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 14 (Part 1): The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good. Pat contemplates multiple exit strategies when a familiar face returns. Not all good things come in twos.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>855</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 14 (Part 1): The Precinct Part 2: Sequels are Never as Good. Pat contemplates multiple exit strategies when a familiar face returns. Not all good things come in twos.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 13 (Part 2): Tragedy: The Comedian</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_20</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 13 (Part 2): Tragedy: The Comedian. Someone else punches a rising star, putting him into a coma. He posts it on the Punching Celebrities website, causing a huge rift between Pat and Mark as they decide what to do next.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43118185</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2021 03:09:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43118185/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_13b.mp3" length="17115289" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 13 (Part 2): Tragedy: The Comedian. Someone else punches a rising star, putting him into a coma. He posts it on the Punching Celebrities website, causing a huge rift between Pat and Mark as they decide what to do next.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 13 (Part 2): Tragedy: The Comedian. Someone else punches a rising star, putting him into a coma. He posts it on the Punching Celebrities website, causing a huge rift between Pat and Mark as they decide what to do next.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1070</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 13 (Part 2): Tragedy: The Comedian. Someone else punches a rising star, putting him into a coma. He posts it on the Punching Celebrities website, causing a huge rift between Pat and Mark as they decide what to do next.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 13 (Part 1): Tragedy: The Comedian</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_19</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 13 (Part 1): Tragedy: The Comedian. Mark doesn't handle the Chad Trench situation well, and Pat gives him some space. Pat hopes some time with Riley and Jillisa will return things to normal. But these are not normal ladies.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43056552</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2021 03:34:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43056552/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_13a.mp3" length="16075825" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 13 (Part 1): Tragedy: The Comedian. Mark doesn't handle the Chad Trench situation well, and Pat gives him some space. Pat hopes some time with Riley and Jillisa will return things to normal. But these are not normal ladies.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 13 (Part 1): Tragedy: The Comedian. Mark doesn't handle the Chad Trench situation well, and Pat gives him some space. Pat hopes some time with Riley and Jillisa will return things to normal. But these are not normal ladies.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1005</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 13 (Part 1): Tragedy: The Comedian. Mark doesn't handle the Chad Trench situation well, and Pat gives him some space. Pat hopes some time with Riley and Jillisa will return things to normal. But these are not normal ladies.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 12 (Part 2): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_18</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 12 (Part 2): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn. Pat and Mark experience movie-making magic as extras in a Chad Trench movie. Oh yeah! Unfortunately, things don't go as planned. Oh no!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43056495</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2021 03:27:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43056495/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_12b.mp3" length="13270499" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 12 (Part 2): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn. Pat and Mark experience movie-making magic as extras in a Chad Trench movie. Oh yeah! Unfortunately, things don't go as planned. Oh no!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 12 (Part 2): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn. Pat and Mark experience movie-making magic as extras in a Chad Trench movie. Oh yeah! Unfortunately, things don't go as planned. Oh no!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>830</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 12 (Part 2): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn. Pat and Mark experience movie-making magic as extras in a Chad Trench movie. Oh yeah! Unfortunately, things don't go as planned. Oh no!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 12 (Part 1): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_17</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 12 (Part 1): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn. Spending time around celebrities is getting to Pat's head. Michael Smith thinks he's able to get them close to the sexiest man alive...that's not going to help.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43036991</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2021 03:08:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43036991/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_12a.mp3" length="15446812" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 12 (Part 1): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn. Spending time around celebrities is getting to Pat's head. Michael Smith thinks he's able to get them close to the sexiest man alive...that's not going to help.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 12 (Part 1): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn. Spending time around celebrities is getting to Pat's head. Michael Smith thinks he's able to get them close to the sexiest man alive...that's not going to help.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>966</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 12 (Part 1): Never in a Million Years: The Unicorn. Spending time around celebrities is getting to Pat's head. Michael Smith thinks he's able to get them close to the sexiest man alive...that's not going to help.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 11 (Part 2): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_16</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 11 (Part 2): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time. Pat finally arrives at the home of Moose Campbell, his childhood hero. And gets his ass kicked.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43019527</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2021 02:18:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43019527/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_11b.mp3" length="12422472" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 11 (Part 2): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time. Pat finally arrives at the home of Moose Campbell, his childhood hero. And gets his ass kicked.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 11 (Part 2): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time. Pat finally arrives at the home of Moose Campbell, his childhood hero. And gets his ass kicked.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>777</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 11 (Part 2): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time. Pat finally arrives at the home of Moose Campbell, his childhood hero. And gets his ass kicked.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 11 (Part 1): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_15</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 11 (Part 1): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time. Pat's favorite actor is a cheesy horror movie star named Moose Campbell, who happens to live a few hundred miles from Vegas. Pat and Mark rent a Volkswagen Beetle with a suggestive license plate and hit the road. Pat looks for a way out when they stop at a diner.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42982748</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2021 00:43:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42982748/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_11a.mp3" length="11971495" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 11 (Part 1): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time. Pat's favorite actor is a cheesy horror movie star named Moose Campbell, who happens to live a few hundred miles from Vegas. Pat and Mark rent a Volkswagen Beetle with a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 11 (Part 1): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time. Pat's favorite actor is a cheesy horror movie star named Moose Campbell, who happens to live a few hundred miles from Vegas. Pat and Mark rent a Volkswagen Beetle with a suggestive license plate and hit the road. Pat looks for a way out when they stop at a diner.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>749</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 11 (Part 1): Love Hurts: The Greatest B Movie Actor of All Time. Pat's favorite actor is a cheesy horror movie star named Moose Campbell, who happens to live a few hundred miles from Vegas. Pat and Mark rent a Volkswagen Beetle with a suggestive license plate and hit the road. Pat looks for a way out when they stop at a diner.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 10: The Answer: Choosing Favorites</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_14</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 10: The Answer: Choosing Favorites. Now indentured servants, Pat and Mark decide no one can accuse them of being malicious if they go after their favorite celebrities. They couldn't be more different, and unfortunately, neither is James Roday.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42982711</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2021 00:38:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42982711/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_10.mp3" length="12131971" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 10: The Answer: Choosing Favorites. Now indentured servants, Pat and Mark decide no one can accuse them of being malicious if they go after their favorite celebrities. They couldn't be more different, and unfortunately, neither is James Roday.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 10: The Answer: Choosing Favorites. Now indentured servants, Pat and Mark decide no one can accuse them of being malicious if they go after their favorite celebrities. They couldn't be more different, and unfortunately, neither is James Roday.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>759</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 10: The Answer: Choosing Favorites. Now indentured servants, Pat and Mark decide no one can accuse them of being malicious if they go after their favorite celebrities. They couldn't be more different, and unfortunately, neither is James Roday.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 9: The Puppeteer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_13</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 9: The Puppeteer. Still sore from getting squashed into the street, Pat and Mark are looking forward to getting home. But Michael Smith (Agent to the Stars) threatens to press charges unless they find other celebrities to add to the list. Balls.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42982653</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2021 00:33:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42982653/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_9.mp3" length="20898647" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 9: The Puppeteer. Still sore from getting squashed into the street, Pat and Mark are looking forward to getting home. But Michael Smith (Agent to the Stars) threatens to press charges unless they find other celebrities to add to the list. Balls.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 9: The Puppeteer. Still sore from getting squashed into the street, Pat and Mark are looking forward to getting home. But Michael Smith (Agent to the Stars) threatens to press charges unless they find other celebrities to add to the list. Balls.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1307</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 9: The Puppeteer. Still sore from getting squashed into the street, Pat and Mark are looking forward to getting home. But Michael Smith (Agent to the Stars) threatens to press charges unless they find other celebrities to add to the list. Balls.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 8 (Part 2): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_12</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 8 (Part 2): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns. Pat and Mark taste life on the other side of the velvet rope, mingling backstage with Mark's favorite gourmet meats. He wants to call an audible when he sees Rainn Wilson, but Pat convinces him to stick to the plan. One thing they didn't plan for? Security Guards. Dicks.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42982526</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2021 00:26:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42982526/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_8b.mp3" length="16032781" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 8 (Part 2): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns. Pat and Mark taste life on the other side of the velvet rope, mingling backstage with Mark's favorite gourmet meats. He wants to call an audible when he sees Rainn Wilson, but Pat convinces him to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 8 (Part 2): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns. Pat and Mark taste life on the other side of the velvet rope, mingling backstage with Mark's favorite gourmet meats. He wants to call an audible when he sees Rainn Wilson, but Pat convinces him to stick to the plan. One thing they didn't plan for? Security Guards. Dicks.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1002</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 8 (Part 2): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns. Pat and Mark taste life on the other side of the velvet rope, mingling backstage with Mark's favorite gourmet meats. He wants to call an audible when he sees Rainn Wilson, but Pat convinces him to stick to the plan. One thing they didn't plan for? Security Guards. Dicks.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 8 (Part 1): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_11</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 8 (Part 1): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns. Pat and Mark head to Las Vegas for a staged hit on Rod Turner, a young actor in need of some publicity (and a name change). Before their moment in the spotlight, Mark picks up a girl at a Blackjack table and works his mojo. It makes the saints cry.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42982330</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2021 23:55:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42982330/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_8a.mp3" length="18775429" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 8 (Part 1): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns. Pat and Mark head to Las Vegas for a staged hit on Rod Turner, a young actor in need of some publicity (and a name change). Before their moment in the spotlight, Mark picks up a girl at a Blackjack...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 8 (Part 1): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns. Pat and Mark head to Las Vegas for a staged hit on Rod Turner, a young actor in need of some publicity (and a name change). Before their moment in the spotlight, Mark picks up a girl at a Blackjack table and works his mojo. It makes the saints cry.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1174</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 8 (Part 1): Vegas Baby: As the Rod Turns. Pat and Mark head to Las Vegas for a staged hit on Rod Turner, a young actor in need of some publicity (and a name change). Before their moment in the spotlight, Mark picks up a girl at a Blackjack table and works his mojo. It makes the saints cry.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 7 (Part 2): The Setup</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_10</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 7 (Part 2): The Setup. A heartfelt Star-Wars reference makes Pat realize he's pot-committed on Mark's Idea. He also realizes Mark is going to do this with him or without him.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42982287</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2021 23:49:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42982287/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_7b.mp3" length="7908471" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 7 (Part 2): The Setup. A heartfelt Star-Wars reference makes Pat realize he's pot-committed on Mark's Idea. He also realizes Mark is going to do this with him or without him.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 7 (Part 2): The Setup. A heartfelt Star-Wars reference makes Pat realize he's pot-committed on Mark's Idea. He also realizes Mark is going to do this with him or without him.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>495</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 7 (Part 2): The Setup. A heartfelt Star-Wars reference makes Pat realize he's pot-committed on Mark's Idea. He also realizes Mark is going to do this with him or without him.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 7 (Part 1): The Setup</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_9</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 7 (Part 1): The Setup. Pat has every intention of shutting down the Punching Celebrities website and backing away from Mark's demon-baby of an idea. But one phone call from a Hollywood agent gives Mark a new approach. Nothing can be easy, right?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42982252</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2021 23:44:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42982252/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_7a.mp3" length="19707877" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 7 (Part 1): The Setup. Pat has every intention of shutting down the Punching Celebrities website and backing away from Mark's demon-baby of an idea. But one phone call from a Hollywood agent gives Mark a new approach. Nothing can be easy, right?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 7 (Part 1): The Setup. Pat has every intention of shutting down the Punching Celebrities website and backing away from Mark's demon-baby of an idea. But one phone call from a Hollywood agent gives Mark a new approach. Nothing can be easy, right?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1232</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 7 (Part 1): The Setup. Pat has every intention of shutting down the Punching Celebrities website and backing away from Mark's demon-baby of an idea. But one phone call from a Hollywood agent gives Mark a new approach. Nothing can be easy, right?</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 6 (Part 2): The Precinct</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_8</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 6 (Part 2): The Precinct. Despite Mark's best efforts, the police are not idiots (although they are very tan). Our two favorite guys get a free ride in the Blue-and-White cruiser. This is starting to feel like an episode of Dateline.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42982239</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2021 23:38:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42982239/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_6b.mp3" length="22997218" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 6 (Part 2): The Precinct. Despite Mark's best efforts, the police are not idiots (although they are very tan). Our two favorite guys get a free ride in the Blue-and-White cruiser. This is starting to feel like an episode of Dateline.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 6 (Part 2): The Precinct. Despite Mark's best efforts, the police are not idiots (although they are very tan). Our two favorite guys get a free ride in the Blue-and-White cruiser. This is starting to feel like an episode of Dateline.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1438</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 6 (Part 2): The Precinct. Despite Mark's best efforts, the police are not idiots (although they are very tan). Our two favorite guys get a free ride in the Blue-and-White cruiser. This is starting to feel like an episode of Dateline.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 6 (Part 1): The Precinct</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_7</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 6 (Part 1): The Precinct. Pat knows he's screwed. Doomed to a life of holding onto the soap in the communal shower. Fortunately, Mark finds some friends who will cover for them.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42982170</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2021 23:35:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42982170/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_6.mp3" length="11832274" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 6 (Part 1): The Precinct. Pat knows he's screwed. Doomed to a life of holding onto the soap in the communal shower. Fortunately, Mark finds some friends who will cover for them.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 6 (Part 1): The Precinct. Pat knows he's screwed. Doomed to a life of holding onto the soap in the communal shower. Fortunately, Mark finds some friends who will cover for them.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>740</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 6 (Part 1): The Precinct. Pat knows he's screwed. Doomed to a life of holding onto the soap in the communal shower. Fortunately, Mark finds some friends who will cover for them.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Chapter 5 (Part 2): Mark's Premiere: The Rocky Horror Picture Show</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/13860829/accidentally-punching-celebrities-chapte_6</link><description><![CDATA[Chapter 5 (Part 2): Mark's Premiere: The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Pat discovers a new level of hell in a sea of cross-dressing super-fans. He also discovers his best friend's new trick: Going Rogue.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42982147</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2021 23:26:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42982147/accidentally_punching_celebrities_chapter_5b.mp3" length="15583492" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Sean Heffron</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chapter 5 (Part 2): Mark's Premiere: The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Pat discovers a new level of hell in a sea of cross-dressing super-fans. He also discovers his best friend's new trick: Going Rogue.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chapter 5 (Part 2): Mark's Premiere: The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Pat discovers a new level of hell in a sea of cross-dressing super-fans. He also discovers his best friend's new trick: Going Rogue.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>974</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>punchingcelebrities</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>Sean Heffron</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Chapter 5 (Part 2): Mark's Premiere: The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Pat discovers a new level of hell in a sea of cross-dressing super-fans. He also discovers his best friend's new trick: Going Rogue.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/59d05fbd3804d1a44630f31839ede04d.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit></item></channel></rss>
