https://www.nocigar.net
If it ends in disappointment, dismembering, or death, you’ll find it on the No Cigar Podcast.

Two people who know failure, will help you forget about yours.

If you don't try, you can't fail...]]>enComedy2021 No Cigar Podcasthttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/6dde9e3ac9214e7ccbd1d7607ce4391d.jpghttps://www.nocigar.netTue, 21 May 2024 16:07:39 +0000No Cigar PodcastDenny K. Rabbitnocigarpodcast@gmail.comThe Podcast About Failure! Nothing is sacred, because they have nothing to lose.
If it ends in disappointment, dismembering, or death, you’ll find it on the No Cigar Podcast.

Two people who know failure, will help you forget about yours.

If you don't try, you can't fail...]]>yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-35-failed-children-s-toys--50587884https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50587884Fri, 15 Jul 2022 23:23:46 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe talk about dangerous children's toys, Dennys misses a reservation for dinner, and Kevin changes religion.3855abortion,children,comedy,crazy,fail,failed,failure,football,funny,hahahaha,heinz,house,meat,mortons,rediculous,relegion,sports,steak,toysyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-34-failed-ppp-loans--50234979
Look up loans your friends and family got:
https://projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/bailouts/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50234979Fri, 17 Jun 2022 08:24:40 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe play a guessing game of PPP loans and explore the menu for Bottoms. Look up loans your friends and family got: https://projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/bailouts/
Look up loans your friends and family got:
https://projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/bailouts/]]>3190anniversary,bar,bong,bottoms,cda,comedy,doordash,fail,failed,failure,front,funny,idaho,loans,married,patriot,postmates,ppp,waterbeds,weedyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-33-failed-breatharians--50043521https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50043521Thu, 02 Jun 2022 21:32:18 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe make fun of a diet cult that lives on sunshine, oh...and Denny murders Kevin's fish.29927/11,betta,brandon,breatharians,comedy,crackers,cult,diet,fail,failure,fish,joe,mcdonalds,nation,sucks,vacationyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-32-failed-book-burning--49804765
SHOW LINKS:

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:
1-800-273-8255
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

The Brigid Alliance supports people who must travel long distances for abortion care:
https://brigidalliance.org/]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49804765Sun, 15 May 2022 20:02:01 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe visit Old MacDonald's farm, a fascist book burning, and Denny "interviews" council member Chris. SHOW LINKS: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/ The Brigid Alliance supports people...
SHOW LINKS:

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline:
1-800-273-8255
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

The Brigid Alliance supports people who must travel long distances for abortion care:
https://brigidalliance.org/]]>3891bag,book,burning,chicken,comedy,councilmen,fail,failed,fascism,fascist,funny,lake,liberty,mcmansion,parsnips,politics,republican,rooster,spokane,ultayesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-31-failed-pizza--49572194https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49572194Wed, 27 Apr 2022 17:23:25 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe thank our listeners with pizza fails galore, including the infamous Spokane Pizza and pizza prepared by robots. Things get dark towards the end, enjoy!!!4748comedy,fail,failed,failure,funny,gross,johns,lol,murphys,papa,pizza,robots,salmon,sauce,slap,smith,spokane,sports,will,zumeyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-30-failed-maj-dick-bong--49390587https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49390587Sun, 10 Apr 2022 22:30:25 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe talk about the greatest war pilot with a name to match, a nut busting ride and a terrorist tastebud on No Cigar's 30th episode.4223ace,aces,army,bong,comedy,death,dick,fail,failed,failure,flying,funny,green,grimmace,lantern,major,mascot,mcdonalds,pilot,rideyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-29-failed-sesshoseki-fezco-the-dog-and-fondant--49230357https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49230357Mon, 28 Mar 2022 20:58:01 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe warn you about the Japanese stone of death, give love to an abandoned dog, and Denny makes a cake.3956cake,comedy,death,dog,erotic,exercise,fail,failure,fezco,fondant,funny,gay,gym,japan,jim,sesshoseki,snowball,spiders,stone,workoutyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-28-failed-colonel-s-tooey-jungle-cruising-and-vegas--49024112https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49024112Fri, 11 Mar 2022 02:47:43 +0000No Cigar PodcastOn this action-packed episode of the No Cigar podcast, we cruise the jungle, visit Vegas, and monkey around.4164action,animals,colonel,comedy,cruise,death,disney,enema,fail,failure,fun,funny,hogs,jungle,las,monkeys,movies,rock,vegas,wateryesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-27-failed-goiania-bad-bruce-willis-and-perkin-s-family-cupcakes--48941692https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48941692Thu, 03 Mar 2022 23:14:32 +0000No Cigar PodcastDenny tries to pronounce Spanish names, Bruce Willis gets a lot of nominations, and cupcakes so good they'll make your mouth water. All that and more on episode #27 of the No Cigar podcast.4015bakery,bruce,cakes,comedy,cupcakes,dragons,fail,failure,funny,goiania,imagine,perkins,tasty,willisyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-26-failed-knickerbocker-theater-chads-and-causes-of-death--48576315https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48576315Thu, 03 Feb 2022 19:05:43 +0000No Cigar PodcastThe bridge collapse in Pittsburg brings back bad memories of 1922, we talk Chads, and the Grim Reaper has Twix up his sleeve.3851chads,collapse,comedy,cops,deaths,fail,failed,failure,funny,karens,knickerbocker,leos,puns,sleeve,theater,twixyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-25-failed-2025-movie-bad-business-ideas-and-deadly-buildings--48379148https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48379148Thu, 20 Jan 2022 18:07:01 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe discus and review what might be the worst movie ever, "2025 - The world enslaved by a virus". We also make fun of horrible business ideas and talk about building owners that killed (Dum Dum).3232bad,bezos,buildings,business,comedy,death,fail,failure,funny,ideas,moviesyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-24-2021-grahammy-s-failed-veganism-and-idaho-vanity-plates--48230540https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48230540Sun, 09 Jan 2022 23:19:17 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe celebrate the end of 2021 with the Grahammy Awards, Kevin goes vegan again, and actual rejected Idaho vanity plates. Here's to 2022!!!4199bezos,cigar,fail,failed,failure,funny,grammys,idaho,musk,new,no,vegan,veganism,yearsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-23-failed-ceos-casseroles-and-water-slogans--47860772https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47860772Fri, 10 Dec 2021 01:03:37 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe play a game of two lies and a truth with dead CEOs, discuss bad casseroles, and slogans for Denny's water commission campaign.3968and,ceos,cigar,citi,company,dead,death,facebook,failure,funny,idaho,monkey,no,rum,segway,spokaneyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-22-failed-1900-big-game-curd-death-and-bezos-resort--47626967https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47626967Tue, 23 Nov 2021 23:38:36 +0000No Cigar PodcastDeath in crowds isn't anything new in America as we find out, also Kevin loses it on Bezos. All this and more on a Thanksgiving failure of our own, The No Cigar Podcast4209amazon,bezos,big,cheese,cigar,curds,death,failure,football,francisco,funny,game,jeff,no,sanyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-21-failed-d-d-palmer-washinton-and-paying-in-singles--47413054https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47413054Wed, 10 Nov 2021 19:57:53 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe talk about the founder of "chiropractic medicine", we correctly spell Washington, and Denny closes out with an election update and an announcement of candidacy.3393chiropractic,chiropractor,dr,fail,funny,knezovich,ozzie,palmer,sheriff,spokane,washington,washinton,wateryesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-20-failed-william-hobert-sallee-halloween-forking-and-kiss-marry-kill--47156218https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47156218Tue, 26 Oct 2021 04:40:45 +0000No Cigar PodcastWhat happens when you mix the racist south, death, and failure? You get the Halloween edition of the No Cigar Podcast. We're on a "list" after this one.4774comedy,fail,failure,forking,funny,halloween,hobert,kill,kiss,marry,sallee,special,williamyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-19-failed-stefan-edberg-lucas-kunce-and-soaking--46877464This episode is NSFW, don't say we didn't warn you.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46877464Fri, 08 Oct 2021 05:43:45 +0000No Cigar PodcastTennis can be a dangerous sport, we make a senate endorsement, and we talk "Soaking". This episode is NSFW, don't say we didn't warn you.This episode is NSFW, don't say we didn't warn you.]]>3825catholic,cigar,comedy,edberg,fail,failed,failure,funny,kunce,lucas,mormon,no,soaking,stefanyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-18-failed-luis-jimenez-vacation-fox-and-the-sugar-war-of-1997--46526974We introduce you to a man who’s work of art killed him, Kevin heads off on vacation, and I share another story about council candidate Cargill.
Thanks for joining us on the Podcast about failure, the No Cigar Podcast.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46526974Wed, 15 Sep 2021 05:18:30 +0000No Cigar PodcastOn this episode of the No Cigar Podcast: We introduce you to a man who’s work of art killed him, Kevin heads off on vacation, and I share another story about council candidate Cargill. Thanks for joining us on the Podcast about failure, the No Cigar...We introduce you to a man who’s work of art killed him, Kevin heads off on vacation, and I share another story about council candidate Cargill.
Thanks for joining us on the Podcast about failure, the No Cigar Podcast.]]>3872911,cigar,comedy,fail,failure,fox,funny,jiménez,lake,liberty,luis,no,sharis,spokane,sugar,vacation,waryesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-17-failed-gouverneur-morris-vaccinated-fox-and-cookie-art--46210189https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46210189Mon, 23 Aug 2021 23:51:37 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe introduce you to the "Father of the Erie Canal" who had problems with his own, Fox gets shot, and our favorite city council candidate makes cookie art.3641again,blockage,fail,failed,failure,fox,funny,gouverneur,lake,liberty,morris,spokane,try,urethra,vaccine,valley,washingtonyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-16-failed-graham-crackers-cereal-fo-real-and-hook--45944840On the self pleasuring episode of the No Cigar Podcast, Brought to you by Rev Graham Cracker's Opiate Anal Enema.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45944840Tue, 03 Aug 2021 03:28:14 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe talk our favorite breakfast cereals, the cinematic masterpiece Hook, and Rev Graham Cracker. On the self pleasuring episode of the No Cigar Podcast, Brought to you by Rev Graham Cracker's Opiate Anal Enema.On the self pleasuring episode of the No Cigar Podcast, Brought to you by Rev Graham Cracker's Opiate Anal Enema.]]>3714anal,cereal,crackers,enema,fail,graham,hook,james,japan,kellogg,lebron,masturbating,opiateyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-15-failed-swim-lessons-censorship-and-andy-for-mayor--45776677https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45776677Tue, 20 Jul 2021 20:29:15 +0000No Cigar PodcastKevin takes swimming lessons, we discus the current climate of censorship, and a very unconventional mayoral race. All this and more on the podcast about failure, The No Cigar Podcast.4226brown,censorship,cia,fail,failure,funny,lessons,mayor,swimming,truthyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-14-failed-florida-elon-musk-and-pennies-from-heaven--45630948https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45630948Thu, 08 Jul 2021 22:33:47 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe address the crumbling of Florida, Elon Musk's "shell game", and we visit with our favorite city council candidate. In this "Pennies From Heaven" episode of the No Cigar Podcast.4486elon,florida,from,funny,game,heaven,inqtel,lake,liberty,musk,pennies,podcast,shellyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-13-failed-orbits-anniversaries-and-colace-commercial--45355090We address Reddit and go off the rails on the latest No Cigar Podcast.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45355090Fri, 18 Jun 2021 13:31:48 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe talk about changing the orbit of earth and the moon, Denny forgets his anniversary, and Kevin watches a Colace commercial. We address Reddit and go off the rails on the latest No Cigar Podcast.We address Reddit and go off the rails on the latest No Cigar Podcast.]]>4020anniversary,clink,colace,fail,goser,hat,humor,podcast,politics,room,scienceyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-12-failed-faith-epiphanies-and-dick-s--45165078https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45165078Fri, 04 Jun 2021 13:06:11 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe talk about our failed faith, the epiphanies that caused it, and Kevin eats Dick's(hamberders). Happy pride month from The No Cigar Podcast.4881chipoodle,chipotle,dicks,epiphanies,epiphany,failure,faith,ham,hamberders,prideyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-11-failed-gas-hoarders-bad-comedian-and-murica-the-beautiful--44939940https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44939940Fri, 21 May 2021 01:35:14 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe talk the gas shortage in the south, a creepy predatory comedian, and Murica The Beautiful. Don't forget to check out the new store, Old & Wrecked at NoCigar.net4443cats,comedy,fail,failed,failure,florida,friends,funny,gas,georgia,kids,murica,predatory,talkyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-failed-baby-korn-satan-s-driveway-and-denny-reads--44581729https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44581729Sat, 01 May 2021 02:31:49 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe talk about Lil Baby Korn, We know WAY too much slang, and we start a book club(Denny buys a book). The tenth episode of the Podcast About Failure is like a BBQ to the face.3535alaska,bbq,books,driveway,failure,korn,rogan,satans,seth,veganyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-09-failed-steve-carlton-family-guy-tattoo-and-kevin-gets-a-minivan--44350231https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44350231Thu, 15 Apr 2021 20:56:31 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe talk about Bo knowing Steve Carlton, Denny decides on a new tattoo and Kevin gives up. Episode 9 is in the books, of the No Cigar Podcast.3772bo,carlton,fail,failed,failure,family,guy,jackson,minvan,podcast,steve,tattooyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-08-failed-gaetz-reddit-gives-us-love-and-paris-eiffel-towers--44175178https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44175178Fri, 02 Apr 2021 22:38:22 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe talk about failed congressman Gaetz, Reddit helps to make fun of the neighbors, and Kevin designs. Episode 8 is wild, come have fun on the No Cigar Podcast.3656baseball,eiffel,fail,failure,gaetz,reddit,toweryesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-07-failed-german-stephen-tramontana-and-trent-brown-s-tattoo--43952060All that and more, on the No Cigar Podcast.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43952060Thu, 18 Mar 2021 19:50:24 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe talked failed German tourist, Stephen Tramontana comes up again, and Kevin sees Trent Brown's tattoo. All that and more, on the No Cigar Podcast.All that and more, on the No Cigar Podcast.]]>3379brown,german,godzilla,steven,tattoo,tramontana,trentyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-06-failed-texas-steven-wright-and-sanitizer-cam--43771136https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43771136Sun, 07 Mar 2021 00:39:09 +0000No Cigar PodcastTexas, Texas, Texas. Denny makes his comedy debut and Kevin brings sexy back.3737bedtime,cam,cigar,failed,hand,kids,no,party,sanitizer,steven,texas,third,wrightyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-05-failed-facebook-idaho-and-dustin-the-wind--43293342https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43293342Thu, 04 Feb 2021 23:36:29 +0000No Cigar PodcastFacebook takes a tumble, Kevin rants and Idaho is...IDAHO!!!3537yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-04-failed-al-roker-inauguration-special-thanks-for-the-postcard-next-time-sign-it--43053542https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43053542Thu, 21 Jan 2021 23:46:07 +0000No Cigar PodcastWe say "get out" to the biggest failure (*) of ALL TIME in our inauguration special. The days are brighter after today!!!3619yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-03-failed-with-tim-coleman-and-colorado-stories--42785788https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42785788Mon, 04 Jan 2021 17:32:18 +0000No Cigar PodcastKevin and comedian Tim Coleman share their Colorado comedy stories and Denny revisits the Valli-Hi Motel AGAIN!!! AND closing thoughts of kicking trump out.3631coleman,colorado,comedy,tim,trumpyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-02-failed-decorating-and-scouts--42785700https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42785700Mon, 04 Jan 2021 17:26:21 +0000No Cigar PodcastKevin gets stuck on the roof and Denny gets terrorism scout leader flashbacks.3656roof,scoutsyesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-01-failed-hollywood--42408925https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42408925Thu, 10 Dec 2020 03:02:58 +0000No Cigar PodcastKevin Talks Hollywood Fails and Denny's cousin, well...2373cigar,comedy,cousin,fail,failure,hollywood,noyesfull