https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-real-weird-sisters-the-archive
Book club episodes for Sorcerer's Stone, Chamber of Secrets, and Deathly Hallows can be accessed on the main podcast feed, titled The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast. Current episodes, including all character studies, Take Fives, and Into the Pensieve episodes, are also released on that feed.]]>enBooksCopyright Alice Asleson & Martha Krebillhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b0f223b8b210887b511a90935d7e05d7.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/the-real-weird-sisters-the-archiveSun, 08 Feb 2026 23:52:10 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice Asleson & Martha Krebillrealweirdsisters@gmail.comA feed for past episodes of The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast.
Book club episodes for Sorcerer's Stone, Chamber of Secrets, and Deathly Hallows can be accessed on the main podcast feed, titled The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast. Current episodes, including all character studies, Take Fives, and Into the Pensieve episodes, are also released on that feed.]]>falseepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/remembering-the-real-weird-grandma--64535594
Regular episodes will resume next week.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64535594Mon, 24 Feb 2025 04:00:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha take some time to remember their grandmother, Doris Krebill, who passed away earlier this month at age 99. Following a brief introduction is the Real Weird Grandma's interview from the 2019 Mother's Day special episode.  Regular...
Regular episodes will resume next week.]]>1146falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sorting-hat-the-traitors-us-season-2--58650439
Be aware that the show contains spoilers from The Traitors US, original shows of the contestants, and the Harry Potter series.

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Be aware that the show contains spoilers from The Traitors US, original shows of the contestants, and the Harry Potter series.

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Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>5532falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-2023-real-weird-holiday-special--58111880Fred Claus, with special guest Shut Up Tim (@ShutUpTim). And finally (01:39:55), special guest Gia Worthy (@classicallygia) joins the show to assist in sorting the cast of Big Brother Reindeer Games!

Special thanks and credit to the listeners who submitted musical numbers. In order of appearance:

"Real Weird Queens" -Zoe
"Poor Queen Hedwig" -Gibson
"Lily Did You Know" -Amy and Luke

Thank you so much for listening to the show. We wish you a wonderful holiday season!

If you enjoyed today’s show, please consider supporting us on Patreon (www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters)!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58111880Mon, 25 Dec 2023 04:00:04 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAs 2023 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. First, Alice and Martha are joined by special guest Shandy to speculate about how Wizarding World characters would act at an "office" holiday party. Up second...Fred Claus, with special guest Shut Up Tim (@ShutUpTim). And finally (01:39:55), special guest Gia Worthy (@classicallygia) joins the show to assist in sorting the cast of Big Brother Reindeer Games!

Special thanks and credit to the listeners who submitted musical numbers. In order of appearance:

"Real Weird Queens" -Zoe
"Poor Queen Hedwig" -Gibson
"Lily Did You Know" -Amy and Luke

Thank you so much for listening to the show. We wish you a wonderful holiday season!

If you enjoyed today’s show, please consider supporting us on Patreon (www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters)!]]>9841falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-2022-real-weird-holiday-special--52278532The Polar Express with special guest Shandy. Up second (00:48:03), the sisters roll the dice on a White Elephant gift exchange with a very normal assortment of characters. And finally (01:40:05), special guest Haley Strong (@hstrong_) joins the show to assist in a holiday sorting... or should we say a Holiday sorting!

Special thanks and credit to the listeners who submitted musical numbers. In order of appearance:

"The Seven Days of Take Five" -Gibson
"Lily Did You Know" -Grace
"Hogwarts Founders Carol" -Miriam
"Last Christmas (Reprise)" -Shut Up Tim

Thank you so much for listening to the show. We wish you a wonderful holiday season!

If you enjoyed today’s show, please consider supporting us on Patreon (www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters)!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52278532Mon, 26 Dec 2022 04:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAs 2022 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. First (00:05:06), Alice and Martha dive into the Pensieve to discuss Chris Van Allsburg's classic picture book The Polar Express with special guest Shandy. Up second...The Polar Express with special guest Shandy. Up second (00:48:03), the sisters roll the dice on a White Elephant gift exchange with a very normal assortment of characters. And finally (01:40:05), special guest Haley Strong (@hstrong_) joins the show to assist in a holiday sorting... or should we say a Holiday sorting!

Special thanks and credit to the listeners who submitted musical numbers. In order of appearance:

"The Seven Days of Take Five" -Gibson
"Lily Did You Know" -Grace
"Hogwarts Founders Carol" -Miriam
"Last Christmas (Reprise)" -Shut Up Tim

Thank you so much for listening to the show. We wish you a wonderful holiday season!

If you enjoyed today’s show, please consider supporting us on Patreon (www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters)!]]>8887falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-third-annual-real-weird-hunger-games--51807059
Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from the Harry Potter series.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don't forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51807059Mon, 07 Nov 2022 04:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillThe Official Real Weird Gamemaster, Shut Up Tim (@ShutUpTim) returns to host the third "annual" Real Weird Hunger Games. Alice, Martha, and special guest Logan B. Adair (@loganBadair) draft teams and compete in a DND-style game featuring the Take...
Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from the Harry Potter series.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don't forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>8488falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/into-the-pensieve-sylvester-and-the-magic-pebble--51446282
In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51446282Mon, 03 Oct 2022 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha discuss the first picture book of the Into the Pensieve series. Hear about all of the ways Sylvester impacted Martha's childhood, from new vocab words to birthday party themes! In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared...
In this series, Alice and Martha reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters

New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>3971falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/into-the-pensieve-junie-b-jones--51302987
In this new series, Alice and Martha will reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters

New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51302987Mon, 19 Sep 2022 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha discuss the Junie B. Jones series by Barbara Park in the third Into the Pensieve episode. For in memories, we enter a world which is entirely our own... In this new series, Alice and Martha will reminisce on shared memories,...
In this new series, Alice and Martha will reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters

New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>4182falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/back-to-school-special-with-leandra--51133718
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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51133718Sat, 03 Sep 2022 20:58:12 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha are joined by special guest Leandra for a Back to School extravaganza! Alice, Martha, and Leandra rank some of Hogwarts' more questionable policies, sort Harry's professors into their teaching type, and compare wizarding school...
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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>5768falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/into-the-pensieve-holes-by-louis-sachar--50915297
In this new series, Alice and Martha will reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

We are requesting listener feedback on this new episode format as well as suggestions for a title for the series! Reach out on Twitter (@realweirdsister), Instagram (@realweirdsisterspod), or Facebook (facebook.com/realweirdsisters) with suggestions.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50915297Mon, 15 Aug 2022 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIn the second Into the Pensieve episode (well, technically the first *official* Into the Pensieve episode), Alice and Martha discuss Holes by Louis Sachar. In this new series, Alice and Martha will reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and...
In this new series, Alice and Martha will reminisce on shared memories, inside jokes, and experiences reading both classic and lesser-known children's books, including favorite segments such as Quora Question of the Week and Sorting Hat! Take Fives and character studies will continue, with this new episode format being added to the rotation with the other two formats.

We are requesting listener feedback on this new episode format as well as suggestions for a title for the series! Reach out on Twitter (@realweirdsister), Instagram (@realweirdsisterspod), or Facebook (facebook.com/realweirdsisters) with suggestions.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>5359falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-boxcar-children-deep-dive--50604860
We are requesting listener feedback on this new episode format as well as suggestions for a title for the series! Reach out on Twitter (@realweirdsister), Instagram (@realweirdsisterspod), or Facebook (facebook.com/realweirdsisters) with suggestions.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50604860Mon, 18 Jul 2022 03:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha take a break from their usual topic of discussion to explore another influential book series from their childhood, The Boxcar Children by Gertrude Chandler Warner. In this new series, Alice and Martha will reminisce on shared...
We are requesting listener feedback on this new episode format as well as suggestions for a title for the series! Reach out on Twitter (@realweirdsister), Instagram (@realweirdsisterspod), or Facebook (facebook.com/realweirdsisters) with suggestions.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>4001falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sorting-hat-survivor-42--50227269
Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Survivor 42 and the Harry Potter series.

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Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50227269Thu, 16 Jun 2022 21:37:52 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIn this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Gia Worthy (@classicallygia), Sarah Carradine (@sarahcarradine), and the Sorting Buff to sort the contestants of Survivor 42 into Hogwarts houses. Be...
Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Survivor 42 and the Harry Potter series.

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Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>9266falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/astrology-in-the-wizarding-world-with-faye-collyer--49206407
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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49206407Sat, 26 Mar 2022 06:00:02 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha are joined by special guest Faye Collyer for an introductory Astrology lesson, learning about their own charts as well as aligning the twelve signs with the four Hogwarts houses and discussing Harry Potter characters' astrological...
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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>7556falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-2021-real-weird-holiday-special--48044981
Special thanks and credit to the listeners who submitted musical numbers. In order of appearance:

"Have a Very Harry Christmas" -Kanna
"All I Want for Christmas is to Avada Kedavra You" -Rohit
"Snape December" -Emily
"Tim's Song" -Harrison
"Last Christmas (Reprise)" -Shut Up Tim
"Hedwig the Pretty White Owl" -Gibson

Thank you so much for listening to the show. We wish you a wonderful holiday season!

If you enjoyed today’s show, please consider supporting us on Patreon (www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters)!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48044981Fri, 24 Dec 2021 07:18:27 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAs 2021 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. First (00:04:03), Alice and Martha rank popular holiday songs and imagine a magical karaoke party / holiday album with music guru Aman Adwin (@AmanAdwin). Up second...
Special thanks and credit to the listeners who submitted musical numbers. In order of appearance:

"Have a Very Harry Christmas" -Kanna
"All I Want for Christmas is to Avada Kedavra You" -Rohit
"Snape December" -Emily
"Tim's Song" -Harrison
"Last Christmas (Reprise)" -Shut Up Tim
"Hedwig the Pretty White Owl" -Gibson

Thank you so much for listening to the show. We wish you a wonderful holiday season!

If you enjoyed today’s show, please consider supporting us on Patreon (www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters)!]]>9764falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sorting-hat-survivor-41--47843375
Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Survivor 41 (through episode 11) and the Harry Potter series.

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Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47843375Wed, 08 Dec 2021 23:04:15 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIn this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Gia Worthy (@classicallygia), Sarah Carradine (@sarahcarradine), and the Sorting Buff to sort the contestants of Survivor 41 into Hogwarts houses. Be...
Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Survivor 41 (through episode 11) and the Harry Potter series.

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.

Book club episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>10075falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sorting-hat-big-brother-23--46823955
Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Big Brother series and the Harry Potter series.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46823955Tue, 05 Oct 2021 02:58:31 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIn this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Chappell (@Chappells_Show) and the Sorting Blanket to sort the characters of Big Brother (season 23) into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show...
Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Big Brother series and the Harry Potter series.

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.

New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>6725falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/herbology-101-with-allison-serafin-steere--46184702
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters

New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46184702Sat, 21 Aug 2021 17:57:27 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha are joined by special guest Allison Serafin Steere for an introductory Herbology lesson, complete with an overview of the major magical plants of the series, their connections to the muggle world, and an official plant ranking....
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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>6077falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sorting-hat-the-circle-us-season-2--44916529

Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Circle (US) and the Harry Potter series.

Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44916529Wed, 19 May 2021 22:09:23 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIn this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guests Mary Kwiatkowski (@FrailMary), Sarah Carradine (@sarahcarradine), and the Sorting Circle to sort the contestants of season two of The Circle (US). Be...

Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Circle (US) and the Harry Potter series.

Please subscribe to our show! Book club episodes are released every Monday.]]>6642falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/remembering-the-real-weird-grandpa--43676129
Regular episodes will resume next week with the first Sirius Black character study.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43676129Sun, 28 Feb 2021 19:45:51 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha take some time to remember their grandfather, Paul Krebill, who passed away on February 19th from complications of COVID-19. Following a brief introduction is the Real Weird Grandpa's interview from the 2019 Father's Day special...
Regular episodes will resume next week with the first Sirius Black character study.]]>1479falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-2020-real-weird-holiday-special--42650680
Special thanks and credit to the listeners who submitted musical numbers. In order of appearance:
“Twas the Night Before Christmas” -Carly
“Hoot the Lovely Owl Sings” -Gibson
“Bella’s Song” -Alicia and Elena, written by Harrison
“O Round Blue Light” -Amy
“Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” -Kanna
“That Christmas Night” -Talitha
“Hedwig the White Owl Flew Out on that Evening” and “Last Christmas” -Shut Up Tim
“Coventry Carol” -Emily

Thank you so much for listening to the show. We wish you a wonderful holiday season!

If you enjoyed today’s show, please consider supporting us on Patreon (www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters)!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42650680Thu, 24 Dec 2020 20:36:01 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAs 2020 comes to a close, we are back to celebrate the holiday season Potter-style. First (6:54), Alice and Martha compete in a Harry Potter holiday game show hosted by the Real Weird Husband/Brother-in-Law, Paul Asleson (@paulasleson). Up second is...
Special thanks and credit to the listeners who submitted musical numbers. In order of appearance:
“Twas the Night Before Christmas” -Carly
“Hoot the Lovely Owl Sings” -Gibson
“Bella’s Song” -Alicia and Elena, written by Harrison
“O Round Blue Light” -Amy
“Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree” -Kanna
“That Christmas Night” -Talitha
“Hedwig the White Owl Flew Out on that Evening” and “Last Christmas” -Shut Up Tim
“Coventry Carol” -Emily

Thank you so much for listening to the show. We wish you a wonderful holiday season!

If you enjoyed today’s show, please consider supporting us on Patreon (www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters)!]]>11653falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/getting-to-know-sarah-walt-weaver--41514629www.adventureswithvrah.com), her story "Harry Potter Curses Family; Hero Mom Saves Day," and the power of humor in the face of tragedy. In the second half of the show, Sarah and Alice compete in some Harry Potter games, led by the game master, Martha.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41514629Sat, 17 Oct 2020 23:42:33 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillSpecial guest Sarah Walt Weaver (@sarahwaltweaver) joins the Real Weird Sisters to discuss her web comic, Adventures with Vrah (www.adventureswithvrah.com), her story "Harry Potter Curses Family; Hero Mom Saves Day," and the power of humor in the face...www.adventureswithvrah.com), her story "Harry Potter Curses Family; Hero Mom Saves Day," and the power of humor in the face of tragedy. In the second half of the show, Sarah and Alice compete in some Harry Potter games, led by the game master, Martha.

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters

New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>3891falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sorting-hat-big-brother-22--41396912
Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Big Brother series and the Harry Potter series.

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.

New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41396912Sat, 10 Oct 2020 14:42:07 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIn this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Chappell (@Chappells_Show) and the Sorting Blanket to sort the characters of Big Brother (season 22) into Hogwarts houses. Be aware that the show...
Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Big Brother series and the Harry Potter series.

Please consider supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/realweirdsisters.

New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>6952falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sorting-hat-winnie-the-pooh--40406232
Please be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Winnie the Pooh and the Harry Potter series.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40406232Wed, 19 Aug 2020 16:07:16 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillIn this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Shut Up Tim (@shutuptim) and the Sorting Bonnet to sort the characters of Winnie the Pooh into Hogwarts houses. Please be aware that the show contains...
Please be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Winnie the Pooh and the Harry Potter series.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>6486falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/exploring-asian-representation-in-the-harry-potter-series-with-andrew-shim--40316220
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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40316220Fri, 14 Aug 2020 03:15:59 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha are joined by special guest Andrew Shim (@andrewwshim) to discuss issues of Asian representation in the Harry Potter books and movies as well as ideas for how this representation could be improved. Be aware that the episode includes...
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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>5070falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/exploring-mental-health-themes-in-the-harry-potter-series-with-lital-ruderman--40078295
For listeners who may be struggling or need someone to talk to, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is available 24/7 at 1-800-273-8255.

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New episodes are released every Monday and special topics shows are released periodically. Don’t forget to subscribe to our show to make sure you never miss an episode!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40078295Fri, 31 Jul 2020 16:52:19 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillAlice and Martha are joined by Lital Ruderman, PhD, MA, LPC, NCC, (she/her) to discuss themes of mental health in the Harry Potter series and how they are developed. Be aware that the episode includes spoilers from the Harry Potter series. For...
For listeners who may be struggling or need someone to talk to, the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is available 24/7 at 1-800-273-8255.

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For more information on the topics discussed in this episode, Oak recommends the following resources: the 2015 National Transgender Discrimination Survey; Adult Transgender Care, edited by Michael R. Kauth and Jillian C. Shipherd; Stacey’s Not a Girl by Colt Keo-Meier; Red: A Crayon’s Story by Michael Hall; and Second Son: Transitioning Toward My Destiny, Love and Life by Ryan K. Sallans. Oak's research can be found by searching for Oakleigh M. Reed in research databases or Google Scholar.

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For more information on the main topics discussed in this episode, please check out Jessie Gender's videos "Breaking down JK Rowling’s Transphobic Essay" and "JK Rowling Transphobia Explained." Jessie also recommends Vox's article "The Rise of Anti-Trans 'Radical' Feminists, Explained" for more information on TERF ideology.

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Alice and Martha share their first impressions of the second installment in the Fantastic Beasts franchise. 

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In other news, Bellatrix makes her first appearance of the series, and, oh yeah, [SPOILER ALERT] Sirius steps just a little too far past the edge of the veil. 

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 ]]>http://www.blogtalkradio.com/realweirdsisters/2017/10/30/422-the-unexpected-taskMon, 30 Oct 2017 00:30:00 +0000Alice Asleson & Martha KrebillGiggles abound in one of the silliest chapters of this book as Harry and Ron struggle to find dates for the Yule Ball, Hermione struggles to fight for feminism, and Hagrid struggles to speak like a normal person. This is the 100th episode of the Real...
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Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Baby-Sitters Club and the Harry Potter series.

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Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both Stranger Things and the Harry Potter series.

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Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from both The Bachelor and the Harry Potter series. 

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Be aware that the show may contain spoilers from both The Bachelor and the Harry Potter series. 

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Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Office (U.S.) and the Harry Potter series.

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Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both The Office (U.S.) and the Harry Potter series.

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Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Breaking Bad and Harry Potter series. No Better Call Saul spoilers, however.

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Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Breaking Bad and Harry Potter series. No Better Call Saul spoilers, however.

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