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It is what we do and what we are here to offer to you. Tune in for different interviews, stories, and overall good conversation!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Bulls, Blogs, and Buffoonery. It is what we do and what we are here to offer to you. Tune in for different interviews, stories, and overall good conversation!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><itunes:category text="Sports"/><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><podcast:guid>73efc6c2-2cda-5d60-952f-fc161b473a45</podcast:guid><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>The Garage Tapes (ft. The Halls)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-garage-tapes-ft-the-halls--74228936</link><description><![CDATA[The forbidden garage tapes released. Minor cutting has been done for the saftey of us and others, despite saying nothing would be cut. It's for everyone's own good.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/74228936</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 23:08:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/74228936/garage_team.mp3" length="88985226" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1982b797-62e0-4879-98d0-20e780a494d8/1982b797-62e0-4879-98d0-20e780a494d8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1982b797-62e0-4879-98d0-20e780a494d8/1982b797-62e0-4879-98d0-20e780a494d8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1982b797-62e0-4879-98d0-20e780a494d8/1982b797-62e0-4879-98d0-20e780a494d8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The forbidden garage tapes released. Minor cutting has been done for the saftey of us and others, despite saying nothing would be cut. It's for everyone's own good.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The forbidden garage tapes released. Minor cutting has been done for the saftey of us and others, despite saying nothing would be cut. It's for everyone's own good.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5562</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>94</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Audiogate (Sorry)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/audiogate-sorry--72554480</link><description><![CDATA[HEADS UP - Greg fucked up the audio in a drunken stupor after a round of sub-par golf. Apologies in advance, this will only ever happen one more time since he can't hold himself entirely to the truth and nothing but the truth. It is funny, though.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72554480</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 09:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72554480/family_heritage.mp3" length="26608579" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1db3fbc9-e54a-4e76-b29c-448ed5079fe4/1db3fbc9-e54a-4e76-b29c-448ed5079fe4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1db3fbc9-e54a-4e76-b29c-448ed5079fe4/1db3fbc9-e54a-4e76-b29c-448ed5079fe4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1db3fbc9-e54a-4e76-b29c-448ed5079fe4/1db3fbc9-e54a-4e76-b29c-448ed5079fe4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>HEADS UP - Greg fucked up the audio in a drunken stupor after a round of sub-par golf. 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It is funny, though.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1663</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,sports,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>93</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Letter to AnnaSophia Robb</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-letter-to-annasophia-robb--72542358</link><description><![CDATA[Heads Up - This epsiode was recorded 2 weeks ago. We know what the Knicks have done, so what you are hearing is pureky speculation from weeks ago. LIFE GETS BUSY. The rankings get conveniently weird. AnnaSophia Robb, this episode goes out to you.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72542358</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2026 09:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72542358/ana_sophia_rob.mp3" length="44591273" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1d1caf3-7543-446d-be08-9d53f3416c7a/a1d1caf3-7543-446d-be08-9d53f3416c7a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1d1caf3-7543-446d-be08-9d53f3416c7a/a1d1caf3-7543-446d-be08-9d53f3416c7a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a1d1caf3-7543-446d-be08-9d53f3416c7a/a1d1caf3-7543-446d-be08-9d53f3416c7a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Heads Up - This epsiode was recorded 2 weeks ago. 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AnnaSophia Robb, this episode goes out to you.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2787</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,sports,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>92</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Pocket Bacon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/pocket-bacon--72299396</link><description><![CDATA[The lads are back in the basement recording where they should be. Greg and Cangro get into some of the everyday essentials rankings. Greg uncovers a nasty habit while buffeting it up. Would you be friends with your Dad when he was your age?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72299396</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2026 09:00:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72299396/chip_flavors.mp3" length="32219263" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ee9cf74f-3539-49ab-b2a8-8f5419cc6430/ee9cf74f-3539-49ab-b2a8-8f5419cc6430.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ee9cf74f-3539-49ab-b2a8-8f5419cc6430/ee9cf74f-3539-49ab-b2a8-8f5419cc6430.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ee9cf74f-3539-49ab-b2a8-8f5419cc6430/ee9cf74f-3539-49ab-b2a8-8f5419cc6430.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The lads are back in the basement recording where they should be. 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For that, we are sorry.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/72219399</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 09:00:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/72219399/cangro_return_pt_2.mp3" length="38498264" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28f5233d-a55b-4ccb-88e1-f082185569cf/28f5233d-a55b-4ccb-88e1-f082185569cf.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28f5233d-a55b-4ccb-88e1-f082185569cf/28f5233d-a55b-4ccb-88e1-f082185569cf.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28f5233d-a55b-4ccb-88e1-f082185569cf/28f5233d-a55b-4ccb-88e1-f082185569cf.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro has made a gladiator-esque return to the 845. 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But we are back to our reguarlyish scheduled program. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71900674</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2026 09:00:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71900674/the_return.mp3" length="37636047" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/12f748ae-0a5b-4110-aeaa-deaea05354ab/12f748ae-0a5b-4110-aeaa-deaea05354ab.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/12f748ae-0a5b-4110-aeaa-deaea05354ab/12f748ae-0a5b-4110-aeaa-deaea05354ab.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/12f748ae-0a5b-4110-aeaa-deaea05354ab/12f748ae-0a5b-4110-aeaa-deaea05354ab.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The return of the Shaved Bears is here. Life got in the way, and we 100% let it. But fear not - we have grown. This time off has allowed for reflection (drinking), compromise (finding a good time to record), amongst other things. Cangro was busy, Greg...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The return of the Shaved Bears is here. Life got in the way, and we 100% let it. But fear not - we have grown. This time off has allowed for reflection (drinking), compromise (finding a good time to record), amongst other things. Cangro was busy, Greg was busy. But we are back to our reguarlyish scheduled program. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2353</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>89</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>All Roads Lead to Nashville</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/all-roads-lead-to-nashville--71032788</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro is officially leaving for Nashville, despite earlier speculation. Quick epsiode to catch up live one last time in our consistent era. Zoom will be the go-to moving forward with him popping back up to NY when he can.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71032788</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 09:00:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71032788/final_goodbye.mp3" length="18180432" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b1c01bb-4639-44c8-9d2b-f6c6464f77c2/3b1c01bb-4639-44c8-9d2b-f6c6464f77c2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b1c01bb-4639-44c8-9d2b-f6c6464f77c2/3b1c01bb-4639-44c8-9d2b-f6c6464f77c2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3b1c01bb-4639-44c8-9d2b-f6c6464f77c2/3b1c01bb-4639-44c8-9d2b-f6c6464f77c2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro is officially leaving for Nashville, despite earlier speculation. Quick epsiode to catch up live one last time in our consistent era. Zoom will be the go-to moving forward with him popping back up to NY when he can.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro is officially leaving for Nashville, despite earlier speculation. Quick epsiode to catch up live one last time in our consistent era. Zoom will be the go-to moving forward with him popping back up to NY when he can.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1137</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>88</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>New (Old) Roomies</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/new-old-roomies--70841428</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro is back on the couch and whooping it up until he leaves. McDonald's got the best of Greg &amp; Cangro at four in the morning. He also comes with his own rankings. TV placement is everything.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70841428</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 09:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70841428/first_date_jitters.mp3" length="40572177" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0547ca24-fd04-44bc-9029-e1700fe4c0f3/0547ca24-fd04-44bc-9029-e1700fe4c0f3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0547ca24-fd04-44bc-9029-e1700fe4c0f3/0547ca24-fd04-44bc-9029-e1700fe4c0f3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0547ca24-fd04-44bc-9029-e1700fe4c0f3/0547ca24-fd04-44bc-9029-e1700fe4c0f3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro is back on the couch and whooping it up until he leaves. McDonald's got the best of Greg &amp;amp; Cangro at four in the morning. He also comes with his own rankings. TV placement is everything.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro is back on the couch and whooping it up until he leaves. McDonald's got the best of Greg &amp; Cangro at four in the morning. He also comes with his own rankings. TV placement is everything.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2536</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>87</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Imperial March</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-imperial-march--70584063</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro documents his tirade here as he goes in on a moving company for shafting him as hard as the day is long. Greg might have done permamanent damage to his stomach lining this past week. Rankings of neighborly love. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70584063</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2026 09:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70584063/cangro_rant.mp3" length="43550137" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/89f45aad-5353-48f5-bcc7-1ca28a5f5f3b/89f45aad-5353-48f5-bcc7-1ca28a5f5f3b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/89f45aad-5353-48f5-bcc7-1ca28a5f5f3b/89f45aad-5353-48f5-bcc7-1ca28a5f5f3b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/89f45aad-5353-48f5-bcc7-1ca28a5f5f3b/89f45aad-5353-48f5-bcc7-1ca28a5f5f3b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro documents his tirade here as he goes in on a moving company for shafting him as hard as the day is long. Greg might have done permamanent damage to his stomach lining this past week. Rankings of neighborly love. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro documents his tirade here as he goes in on a moving company for shafting him as hard as the day is long. Greg might have done permamanent damage to his stomach lining this past week. Rankings of neighborly love. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2722</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>86</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Attu Island Idiots</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/attu-island-idiots--70516940</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro and Jordan Belfort are truly unrecognizable with the way they are "not fucking leaving". Greg is completely off in his estimates between the Attu Island and the Agattu Island. Trivia is a must-win.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70516940</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2026 09:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70516940/attu_island_boys.mp3" length="21696305" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/75704025-5c84-43c2-a0ae-021c3054b205/75704025-5c84-43c2-a0ae-021c3054b205.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/75704025-5c84-43c2-a0ae-021c3054b205/75704025-5c84-43c2-a0ae-021c3054b205.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/75704025-5c84-43c2-a0ae-021c3054b205/75704025-5c84-43c2-a0ae-021c3054b205.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro and Jordan Belfort are truly unrecognizable with the way they are "not fucking leaving". Greg is completely off in his estimates between the Attu Island and the Agattu Island. Trivia is a must-win.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro and Jordan Belfort are truly unrecognizable with the way they are "not fucking leaving". Greg is completely off in his estimates between the Attu Island and the Agattu Island. Trivia is a must-win.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1356</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>85</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>All Fitty States</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/all-fitty-states--70459551</link><description><![CDATA[Chris joins us while Greg expels some demons. They all chat about the states they have visited before while Cangro debates going to Hawaii. Cangro also finds out a harrowing truth about how he sees himself.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70459551</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2026 10:00:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70459551/stateside.mp3" length="37051289" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/175f744a-169d-47cc-88df-70c3fcd98db7/175f744a-169d-47cc-88df-70c3fcd98db7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/175f744a-169d-47cc-88df-70c3fcd98db7/175f744a-169d-47cc-88df-70c3fcd98db7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/175f744a-169d-47cc-88df-70c3fcd98db7/175f744a-169d-47cc-88df-70c3fcd98db7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chris joins us while Greg expels some demons. They all chat about the states they have visited before while Cangro debates going to Hawaii. Cangro also finds out a harrowing truth about how he sees himself.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chris joins us while Greg expels some demons. They all chat about the states they have visited before while Cangro debates going to Hawaii. Cangro also finds out a harrowing truth about how he sees himself.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2316</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>84</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Death by Hungry Dogs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/death-by-hungry-dogs--70363893</link><description><![CDATA[The birds have a close run in with death itself. Greg is officially a working man again. Cangro is certifiably a cat person. You're in trouble if you're referred to by these rankings too often. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70363893</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 10:00:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70363893/bird_games.mp3" length="27478770" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f9bb6ef-9b67-420f-aa6c-4c882325cba6/1f9bb6ef-9b67-420f-aa6c-4c882325cba6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f9bb6ef-9b67-420f-aa6c-4c882325cba6/1f9bb6ef-9b67-420f-aa6c-4c882325cba6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1f9bb6ef-9b67-420f-aa6c-4c882325cba6/1f9bb6ef-9b67-420f-aa6c-4c882325cba6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The birds have a close run in with death itself. Greg is officially a working man again. Cangro is certifiably a cat person. You're in trouble if you're referred to by these rankings too often. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The birds have a close run in with death itself. Greg is officially a working man again. Cangro is certifiably a cat person. You're in trouble if you're referred to by these rankings too often. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1718</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>83</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>An Island Boy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/an-island-boy--70332952</link><description><![CDATA[Greg pulled the trigger and went to Hawaii to explore the unbeknownst to him. He recaps the whole trip and doesn't even bother to create a ranking this time.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70332952</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2026 16:12:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70332952/hawaii.mp3" length="48487488" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea8c45e0-42f7-4e65-aa12-12762cd3ec6b/ea8c45e0-42f7-4e65-aa12-12762cd3ec6b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea8c45e0-42f7-4e65-aa12-12762cd3ec6b/ea8c45e0-42f7-4e65-aa12-12762cd3ec6b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea8c45e0-42f7-4e65-aa12-12762cd3ec6b/ea8c45e0-42f7-4e65-aa12-12762cd3ec6b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg pulled the trigger and went to Hawaii to explore the unbeknownst to him. He recaps the whole trip and doesn't even bother to create a ranking this time.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg pulled the trigger and went to Hawaii to explore the unbeknownst to him. He recaps the whole trip and doesn't even bother to create a ranking this time.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3031</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>82</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Mahalo for the Novice</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/mahalo-for-the-novice--70187049</link><description><![CDATA[Greg is allegeldy going to Hawaii. He knows genuinely nothing, let alone flying 12 hours straight. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70187049</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2026 13:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70187049/marshmellow_world.mp3" length="61969180" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a2785a2c-9d36-4345-8b26-a54ea2d417b3/a2785a2c-9d36-4345-8b26-a54ea2d417b3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a2785a2c-9d36-4345-8b26-a54ea2d417b3/a2785a2c-9d36-4345-8b26-a54ea2d417b3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a2785a2c-9d36-4345-8b26-a54ea2d417b3/a2785a2c-9d36-4345-8b26-a54ea2d417b3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg is allegeldy going to Hawaii. He knows genuinely nothing, let alone flying 12 hours straight. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg is allegeldy going to Hawaii. He knows genuinely nothing, let alone flying 12 hours straight. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3874</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>81</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Tired Bear</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-tired-bear--70186367</link><description><![CDATA[Greg's 2nd flu game. Cangro heading out to Nashville soon. Short episode so they can win trivia.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70186367</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2026 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70186367/pizza_review.mp3" length="24194029" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07ca8870-ba0f-4872-b400-c4a9062f2a4d/07ca8870-ba0f-4872-b400-c4a9062f2a4d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07ca8870-ba0f-4872-b400-c4a9062f2a4d/07ca8870-ba0f-4872-b400-c4a9062f2a4d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/07ca8870-ba0f-4872-b400-c4a9062f2a4d/07ca8870-ba0f-4872-b400-c4a9062f2a4d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg's 2nd flu game. Cangro heading out to Nashville soon. Short episode so they can win trivia.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg's 2nd flu game. Cangro heading out to Nashville soon. Short episode so they can win trivia.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1513</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>80</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Pain in the Shoulder</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-pain-in-the-shoulder--70015910</link><description><![CDATA[Greg has dislocated his shoulder once again doing the least. Cangro ready for a new tattoo. Kalshi doing too much right now.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70015910</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2026 15:49:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70015910/shoulder_pains.mp3" length="23457167" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ff09d6db-d554-4481-a17f-1130cd6a49d1/ff09d6db-d554-4481-a17f-1130cd6a49d1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ff09d6db-d554-4481-a17f-1130cd6a49d1/ff09d6db-d554-4481-a17f-1130cd6a49d1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ff09d6db-d554-4481-a17f-1130cd6a49d1/ff09d6db-d554-4481-a17f-1130cd6a49d1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg has dislocated his shoulder once again doing the least. Cangro ready for a new tattoo. Kalshi doing too much right now.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg has dislocated his shoulder once again doing the least. Cangro ready for a new tattoo. Kalshi doing too much right now.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1467</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>79</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cangro California</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cangro-california--69769092</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro has finally arrived from California with a cornocopia of country music stories and a fresh perspective on this Northeast living. Greg is onto a new job and has too much time off right now. The rankings get 2010's.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69769092</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2026 22:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69769092/california_cangro.mp3" length="37620132" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/76e9cf2a-fe2c-4a61-9e73-7c636e4b593f/76e9cf2a-fe2c-4a61-9e73-7c636e4b593f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/76e9cf2a-fe2c-4a61-9e73-7c636e4b593f/76e9cf2a-fe2c-4a61-9e73-7c636e4b593f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/76e9cf2a-fe2c-4a61-9e73-7c636e4b593f/76e9cf2a-fe2c-4a61-9e73-7c636e4b593f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro has finally arrived from California with a cornocopia of country music stories and a fresh perspective on this Northeast living. Greg is onto a new job and has too much time off right now. The rankings get 2010's.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro has finally arrived from California with a cornocopia of country music stories and a fresh perspective on this Northeast living. Greg is onto a new job and has too much time off right now. The rankings get 2010's.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2352</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>78</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>In the Cut</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/in-the-cut--69526643</link><description><![CDATA[Greg has adopted a new diet for the first time in his life. Cangro has his first ever second trip to the dentist. Rankings are sponsored by Ryan this episode.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69526643</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2026 10:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69526643/the_cut.mp3" length="39444524" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/09eaca7a-a174-4a4f-909f-2be95a264595/09eaca7a-a174-4a4f-909f-2be95a264595.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/09eaca7a-a174-4a4f-909f-2be95a264595/09eaca7a-a174-4a4f-909f-2be95a264595.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/09eaca7a-a174-4a4f-909f-2be95a264595/09eaca7a-a174-4a4f-909f-2be95a264595.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg has adopted a new diet for the first time in his life. Cangro has his first ever second trip to the dentist. Rankings are sponsored by Ryan this episode.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg has adopted a new diet for the first time in his life. Cangro has his first ever second trip to the dentist. Rankings are sponsored by Ryan this episode.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2466</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>77</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Poop Gate &amp; Memory Lane</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/poop-gate-memory-lane--69430620</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro barely makes it back to his house in an act of grace from the good Lord above. They remenisce hard, recounting old tales and worst experiences. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69430620</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2026 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69430620/poop_gate.mp3" length="53782195" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa52ae3a-6199-479a-8b10-fabf93eeb430/fa52ae3a-6199-479a-8b10-fabf93eeb430.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa52ae3a-6199-479a-8b10-fabf93eeb430/fa52ae3a-6199-479a-8b10-fabf93eeb430.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fa52ae3a-6199-479a-8b10-fabf93eeb430/fa52ae3a-6199-479a-8b10-fabf93eeb430.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro barely makes it back to his house in an act of grace from the good Lord above. They remenisce hard, recounting old tales and worst experiences. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro barely makes it back to his house in an act of grace from the good Lord above. They remenisce hard, recounting old tales and worst experiences. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3362</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>76</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Schizophrenia Things: Episode 9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/schizophrenia-things-episode-9--69364800</link><description><![CDATA[We have yet to see a 'Stranger Things' episode 9...... yet. Imagine being married right now? Imagine Greg raising someone else kid right now? Rankings are nuked by Cangro.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69364800</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2026 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69364800/apocalypto.mp3" length="21811662" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/beb3d241-0824-4fcc-a3df-d31ed353ab5c/beb3d241-0824-4fcc-a3df-d31ed353ab5c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/beb3d241-0824-4fcc-a3df-d31ed353ab5c/beb3d241-0824-4fcc-a3df-d31ed353ab5c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/beb3d241-0824-4fcc-a3df-d31ed353ab5c/beb3d241-0824-4fcc-a3df-d31ed353ab5c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We have yet to see a 'Stranger Things' episode 9...... yet. Imagine being married right now? Imagine Greg raising someone else kid right now? Rankings are nuked by Cangro.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have yet to see a 'Stranger Things' episode 9...... yet. Imagine being married right now? Imagine Greg raising someone else kid right now? Rankings are nuked by Cangro.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1364</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>75</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Crab Rangooners</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/crab-rangooners--69301348</link><description><![CDATA[SPOILER - Skip to around minute 20:00 if you are not interested in hearing us praise/whine about the Stranger Things series finale. Cangro has a first that not many people this age could say. Rankings with a jingle. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69301348</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2026 10:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69301348/stranger_things_recap.mp3" length="34750006" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/208680f7-4a1d-4f4e-8f99-110a00fd8543/208680f7-4a1d-4f4e-8f99-110a00fd8543.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/208680f7-4a1d-4f4e-8f99-110a00fd8543/208680f7-4a1d-4f4e-8f99-110a00fd8543.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/208680f7-4a1d-4f4e-8f99-110a00fd8543/208680f7-4a1d-4f4e-8f99-110a00fd8543.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>SPOILER - Skip to around minute 20:00 if you are not interested in hearing us praise/whine about the Stranger Things series finale. Cangro has a first that not many people this age could say. Rankings with a jingle. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[SPOILER - Skip to around minute 20:00 if you are not interested in hearing us praise/whine about the Stranger Things series finale. Cangro has a first that not many people this age could say. Rankings with a jingle. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2172</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>74</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Christmas 'Ulta'cation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-christmas-ulta-cation--69246523</link><description><![CDATA[Greg gets dunked on for his first name. Cangro brings a hard hypothetical into today's conversation. Greg recieves a little Christmas present. Cangro has a makeup issue. The rankings get matriarchal.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69246523</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2026 10:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69246523/bad_mothers.mp3" length="33967586" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b5d7bbfc-94d5-465f-8cd5-47208db50a96/b5d7bbfc-94d5-465f-8cd5-47208db50a96.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b5d7bbfc-94d5-465f-8cd5-47208db50a96/b5d7bbfc-94d5-465f-8cd5-47208db50a96.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b5d7bbfc-94d5-465f-8cd5-47208db50a96/b5d7bbfc-94d5-465f-8cd5-47208db50a96.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg gets dunked on for his first name. Cangro brings a hard hypothetical into today's conversation. Greg recieves a little Christmas present. Cangro has a makeup issue. The rankings get matriarchal.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg gets dunked on for his first name. Cangro brings a hard hypothetical into today's conversation. Greg recieves a little Christmas present. Cangro has a makeup issue. The rankings get matriarchal.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2123</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>73</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The CHRIStmas Bear (feat. Chris)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-christmas-bear-feat-chris--69215540</link><description><![CDATA[We are joined by an esteemed collegue of ours that bears the same last name as Greg. Gingerbread and oreos join the conversation once again. Can babies come out feet first?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69215540</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2025 10:10:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69215540/feet_first_babies.mp3" length="33181823" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e73a32b2-bb15-482c-82ab-ea8ed074017e/e73a32b2-bb15-482c-82ab-ea8ed074017e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e73a32b2-bb15-482c-82ab-ea8ed074017e/e73a32b2-bb15-482c-82ab-ea8ed074017e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e73a32b2-bb15-482c-82ab-ea8ed074017e/e73a32b2-bb15-482c-82ab-ea8ed074017e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are joined by an esteemed collegue of ours that bears the same last name as Greg. Gingerbread and oreos join the conversation once again. Can babies come out feet first?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are joined by an esteemed collegue of ours that bears the same last name as Greg. Gingerbread and oreos join the conversation once again. Can babies come out feet first?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2074</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>72</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>No More Oreos</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-more-oreos--69215358</link><description><![CDATA[Greg once again has not prepared rankings for this week. Things get heated over oreos. Let Cangro read what he wants to read. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69215358</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2025 01:15:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69215358/crimmas_ep.mp3" length="28172164" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/974cd9ad-2bc6-4411-b578-bdbf76174a5b/974cd9ad-2bc6-4411-b578-bdbf76174a5b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/974cd9ad-2bc6-4411-b578-bdbf76174a5b/974cd9ad-2bc6-4411-b578-bdbf76174a5b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/974cd9ad-2bc6-4411-b578-bdbf76174a5b/974cd9ad-2bc6-4411-b578-bdbf76174a5b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg once again has not prepared rankings for this week. Things get heated over oreos. Let Cangro read what he wants to read. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg once again has not prepared rankings for this week. Things get heated over oreos. Let Cangro read what he wants to read. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1761</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>71</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hand 'Em a Packet, Yo</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hand-em-a-packet-yo--69068481</link><description><![CDATA[Kids don't learn like that, man. Greg has a trip to urgent care. Greg and Cangro workshop some rankings. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69068481</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2025 10:00:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69068481/hand_em_a_packet_yo.mp3" length="43103338" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f5b1d23d-a2ea-4477-b6a2-971810b2ff5d/f5b1d23d-a2ea-4477-b6a2-971810b2ff5d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f5b1d23d-a2ea-4477-b6a2-971810b2ff5d/f5b1d23d-a2ea-4477-b6a2-971810b2ff5d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f5b1d23d-a2ea-4477-b6a2-971810b2ff5d/f5b1d23d-a2ea-4477-b6a2-971810b2ff5d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kids don't learn like that, man. Greg has a trip to urgent care. Greg and Cangro workshop some rankings. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kids don't learn like that, man. Greg has a trip to urgent care. Greg and Cangro workshop some rankings. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2694</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>70</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Merry Cheese on Breadmas</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/merry-cheese-on-breadmas--68841374</link><description><![CDATA[People need to make fun of themselves again. What is the weirdest thing you would eat as a child? Greg didn't understand the question. Cangro's food will raise some eyebrows. Happy December and prelude into the jolliest holiday of the year!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68841374</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2025 10:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68841374/merry_bread_with_cheese.mp3" length="34815626" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/651278a1-79f9-4f61-ac6e-e5d0ce5d2350/651278a1-79f9-4f61-ac6e-e5d0ce5d2350.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/651278a1-79f9-4f61-ac6e-e5d0ce5d2350/651278a1-79f9-4f61-ac6e-e5d0ce5d2350.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/651278a1-79f9-4f61-ac6e-e5d0ce5d2350/651278a1-79f9-4f61-ac6e-e5d0ce5d2350.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>People need to make fun of themselves again. What is the weirdest thing you would eat as a child? Greg didn't understand the question. Cangro's food will raise some eyebrows. Happy December and prelude into the jolliest holiday of the year!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[People need to make fun of themselves again. What is the weirdest thing you would eat as a child? Greg didn't understand the question. Cangro's food will raise some eyebrows. Happy December and prelude into the jolliest holiday of the year!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2176</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>69</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Land of Brothers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/land-of-brothers--68749580</link><description><![CDATA[Greg doesn't know any of his countries. Cangro doesn't know how to let a man tell stories. Big finale of trivia happening this week. Rankings get even sweeter.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68749580</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2025 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68749580/wind_out_of_my_sails.mp3" length="33807926" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5afbf757-d52a-4c8b-9440-311ee6030610/5afbf757-d52a-4c8b-9440-311ee6030610.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5afbf757-d52a-4c8b-9440-311ee6030610/5afbf757-d52a-4c8b-9440-311ee6030610.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5afbf757-d52a-4c8b-9440-311ee6030610/5afbf757-d52a-4c8b-9440-311ee6030610.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg doesn't know any of his countries. Cangro doesn't know how to let a man tell stories. Big finale of trivia happening this week. Rankings get even sweeter.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg doesn't know any of his countries. Cangro doesn't know how to let a man tell stories. Big finale of trivia happening this week. Rankings get even sweeter.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2113</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>68</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 6-7 :(</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-6-7--68578379</link><description><![CDATA[Recorded episode 67 on 11/15; Timestamp - late. Greg and Cangro missed an opportunity here to relate to the youngins'. Their longest episode to date on a Friday night. They are proud, but have been caught in the midst of a social media trope they don't fully understand.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68578379</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2025 10:00:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68578379/longest_episode_yet.mp3" length="65442839" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ddae5962-e694-4d81-843f-f29492b8fd63/ddae5962-e694-4d81-843f-f29492b8fd63.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ddae5962-e694-4d81-843f-f29492b8fd63/ddae5962-e694-4d81-843f-f29492b8fd63.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ddae5962-e694-4d81-843f-f29492b8fd63/ddae5962-e694-4d81-843f-f29492b8fd63.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Recorded episode 67 on 11/15; Timestamp - late. Greg and Cangro missed an opportunity here to relate to the youngins'. Their longest episode to date on a Friday night. They are proud, but have been caught in the midst of a social media trope they...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Recorded episode 67 on 11/15; Timestamp - late. Greg and Cangro missed an opportunity here to relate to the youngins'. Their longest episode to date on a Friday night. They are proud, but have been caught in the midst of a social media trope they don't fully understand.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4091</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>67</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Patrick Stewart v. Professor X</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/patrick-stewart-v-professor-x--68577638</link><description><![CDATA[Patrick Stewart walked so Professor X can wheel. I don't have much else to say about this description other than trivia finale and it got just real random. Cangro and Greg hope you enjoy, though!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68577638</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2025 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68577638/patrickstewart.mp3" length="29441924" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9d152038-63f4-4fa9-98c5-a85d0979a8ec/9d152038-63f4-4fa9-98c5-a85d0979a8ec.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9d152038-63f4-4fa9-98c5-a85d0979a8ec/9d152038-63f4-4fa9-98c5-a85d0979a8ec.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9d152038-63f4-4fa9-98c5-a85d0979a8ec/9d152038-63f4-4fa9-98c5-a85d0979a8ec.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Patrick Stewart walked so Professor X can wheel. I don't have much else to say about this description other than trivia finale and it got just real random. Cangro and Greg hope you enjoy, though!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Patrick Stewart walked so Professor X can wheel. I don't have much else to say about this description other than trivia finale and it got just real random. Cangro and Greg hope you enjoy, though!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1841</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>66</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>November Elves</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/november-elves--68531308</link><description><![CDATA[Is it too early to throw up the Christmas tree? Cangro and Greg are ready for the cinematic festivities to begin. The sports world has been a buzz this week, and the New York Giants are free. Cangro wants a home run with these rankings. What would you do to assert dominance?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68531308</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2025 10:00:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68531308/too_early_for_christmas.mp3" length="44126084" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a05679c-0ebf-49de-9fed-d25372b8f0fa/4a05679c-0ebf-49de-9fed-d25372b8f0fa.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a05679c-0ebf-49de-9fed-d25372b8f0fa/4a05679c-0ebf-49de-9fed-d25372b8f0fa.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4a05679c-0ebf-49de-9fed-d25372b8f0fa/4a05679c-0ebf-49de-9fed-d25372b8f0fa.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Is it too early to throw up the Christmas tree? Cangro and Greg are ready for the cinematic festivities to begin. The sports world has been a buzz this week, and the New York Giants are free. Cangro wants a home run with these rankings. What would you...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Is it too early to throw up the Christmas tree? Cangro and Greg are ready for the cinematic festivities to begin. The sports world has been a buzz this week, and the New York Giants are free. Cangro wants a home run with these rankings. What would you do to assert dominance?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2758</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,sports,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>65</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cangro Flu Game</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/cangro-flu-game--68506953</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro is sicker than a Tony Hawk 900 irl. No rankings, but they get into two hypothetical not made for professional ears. Greg complains more about walking too much, and Cangro gives astroturf more than it bargained for.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68506953</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2025 10:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68506953/bad_handjobs.mp3" length="23091035" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6666b901-69d0-4b00-8a1e-23473c279a51/6666b901-69d0-4b00-8a1e-23473c279a51.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6666b901-69d0-4b00-8a1e-23473c279a51/6666b901-69d0-4b00-8a1e-23473c279a51.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6666b901-69d0-4b00-8a1e-23473c279a51/6666b901-69d0-4b00-8a1e-23473c279a51.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro is sicker than a Tony Hawk 900 irl. No rankings, but they get into two hypothetical not made for professional ears. Greg complains more about walking too much, and Cangro gives astroturf more than it bargained for.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro is sicker than a Tony Hawk 900 irl. No rankings, but they get into two hypothetical not made for professional ears. Greg complains more about walking too much, and Cangro gives astroturf more than it bargained for.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1444</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>64</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Reminiscent Bears</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-reminiscent-bears--68424736</link><description><![CDATA[Happy All Saint's Day! Greg gets a spooky surprise from an even spookier creature. Cangro is announcing his retirement from an old flame. They reminsice about said old flame before planning their post-Halloween extravaganza.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68424736</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2025 10:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68424736/reminiscing.mp3" length="38067766" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3710f257-f9db-4c1d-b13e-ce82931d2325/3710f257-f9db-4c1d-b13e-ce82931d2325.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3710f257-f9db-4c1d-b13e-ce82931d2325/3710f257-f9db-4c1d-b13e-ce82931d2325.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3710f257-f9db-4c1d-b13e-ce82931d2325/3710f257-f9db-4c1d-b13e-ce82931d2325.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Happy All Saint's Day! 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They reminsice about said old flame before planning their post-Halloween extravaganza.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2380</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>63</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>No Hufflepuffs Allowed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/no-hufflepuffs-allowed--68355149</link><description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween from The Shaved Bear gang! R.I.P. Nick Mangold - an absolute legend of the New York Jets. Greg's New York Giants are even in his dreams. It gets spooky for some Halloween rankings.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68355149</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2025 09:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68355149/nick_mangold.mp3" length="29518411" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f2656891-f3a7-42c6-af0c-8f2dda355d5b/f2656891-f3a7-42c6-af0c-8f2dda355d5b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f2656891-f3a7-42c6-af0c-8f2dda355d5b/f2656891-f3a7-42c6-af0c-8f2dda355d5b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f2656891-f3a7-42c6-af0c-8f2dda355d5b/f2656891-f3a7-42c6-af0c-8f2dda355d5b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Happy Halloween from The Shaved Bear gang! R.I.P. Nick Mangold - an absolute legend of the New York Jets. Greg's New York Giants are even in his dreams. It gets spooky for some Halloween rankings.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy Halloween from The Shaved Bear gang! R.I.P. Nick Mangold - an absolute legend of the New York Jets. Greg's New York Giants are even in his dreams. It gets spooky for some Halloween rankings.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1845</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>62</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Empire Strikes Out</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-empire-strikes-out--68259889</link><description><![CDATA[The Yankees are in some serious danger. Cangro is at yet again another wedding. Greg's golf game needs work. A nightmare ranking for any boyfriend. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68259889</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2025 09:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68259889/clean_yankees_house.mp3" length="25156589" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3865009e-ff0b-423e-83ba-45f33afd0e24/3865009e-ff0b-423e-83ba-45f33afd0e24.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3865009e-ff0b-423e-83ba-45f33afd0e24/3865009e-ff0b-423e-83ba-45f33afd0e24.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3865009e-ff0b-423e-83ba-45f33afd0e24/3865009e-ff0b-423e-83ba-45f33afd0e24.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Yankees are in some serious danger. Cangro is at yet again another wedding. Greg's golf game needs work. A nightmare ranking for any boyfriend. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Yankees are in some serious danger. Cangro is at yet again another wedding. Greg's golf game needs work. A nightmare ranking for any boyfriend. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1573</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>61</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Ubers &amp; Losers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/ubers-losers--68233105</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro suffers an unfortunate fate at the hands of big Uber. Greg's Boston trip turns into more than he bargained for. The lads get into some Halloween-ny rankings. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68233105</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2025 09:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68233105/uber_everywhere.mp3" length="29233781" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5a157139-9318-4cd6-af6a-aeab2456fd5e/5a157139-9318-4cd6-af6a-aeab2456fd5e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5a157139-9318-4cd6-af6a-aeab2456fd5e/5a157139-9318-4cd6-af6a-aeab2456fd5e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5a157139-9318-4cd6-af6a-aeab2456fd5e/5a157139-9318-4cd6-af6a-aeab2456fd5e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro suffers an unfortunate fate at the hands of big Uber. Greg's Boston trip turns into more than he bargained for. The lads get into some Halloween-ny rankings. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro suffers an unfortunate fate at the hands of big Uber. Greg's Boston trip turns into more than he bargained for. The lads get into some Halloween-ny rankings. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1828</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>60</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Spelunkers 4 Lyfe</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/spelunkers-4-lyfe--68221499</link><description><![CDATA[On the eve of a young man's birthday, Greg and Ryan get into what's new, life tips, and what is the dumbest solo activity one could possibly attempt. Cangro gets his rankings hand-crafted by the two.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68221499</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2025 09:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68221499/spelunking.mp3" length="36054875" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/598e4902-afdf-4b4e-8881-414d7a97d064/598e4902-afdf-4b4e-8881-414d7a97d064.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/598e4902-afdf-4b4e-8881-414d7a97d064/598e4902-afdf-4b4e-8881-414d7a97d064.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/598e4902-afdf-4b4e-8881-414d7a97d064/598e4902-afdf-4b4e-8881-414d7a97d064.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On the eve of a young man's birthday, Greg and Ryan get into what's new, life tips, and what is the dumbest solo activity one could possibly attempt. Cangro gets his rankings hand-crafted by the two.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the eve of a young man's birthday, Greg and Ryan get into what's new, life tips, and what is the dumbest solo activity one could possibly attempt. Cangro gets his rankings hand-crafted by the two.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2254</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>59</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Legends</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/legends--68005185</link><description><![CDATA[Definition of legend: an extremely famous or notorious person, especially in a particular field. Greg has finally fixed the audio. They discuss controversial (urban) legends, tiny apendages, and very on brand ranking for the start of spooky season. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68005185</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2025 22:00:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68005185/legends.mp3" length="37951991" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3ca2f155-9ae4-4c7c-b8d8-88f50e8b0c06/3ca2f155-9ae4-4c7c-b8d8-88f50e8b0c06.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3ca2f155-9ae4-4c7c-b8d8-88f50e8b0c06/3ca2f155-9ae4-4c7c-b8d8-88f50e8b0c06.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3ca2f155-9ae4-4c7c-b8d8-88f50e8b0c06/3ca2f155-9ae4-4c7c-b8d8-88f50e8b0c06.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Definition of legend: an extremely famous or notorious person, especially in a particular field. Greg has finally fixed the audio. They discuss controversial (urban) legends, tiny apendages, and very on brand ranking for the start of spooky season. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Definition of legend: an extremely famous or notorious person, especially in a particular field. Greg has finally fixed the audio. They discuss controversial (urban) legends, tiny apendages, and very on brand ranking for the start of spooky season. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2372</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>58</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Blunder Szn</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Greg still fumbles his way through audio while scrapping an entire episode and hoping this one is hardly good enough. It's important for the masses to hear my progression to becoming an audio wizard while watching the New York Yanks take game 3.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67992477</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Oct 2025 22:29:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67992477/oct_1st_yanks.mp3" length="17549314" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c5ed07d8-ca60-443a-8caf-aea422ad9907/c5ed07d8-ca60-443a-8caf-aea422ad9907.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c5ed07d8-ca60-443a-8caf-aea422ad9907/c5ed07d8-ca60-443a-8caf-aea422ad9907.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c5ed07d8-ca60-443a-8caf-aea422ad9907/c5ed07d8-ca60-443a-8caf-aea422ad9907.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg still fumbles his way through audio while scrapping an entire episode and hoping this one is hardly good enough. It's important for the masses to hear my progression to becoming an audio wizard while watching the New York Yanks take game 3.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg still fumbles his way through audio while scrapping an entire episode and hoping this one is hardly good enough. It's important for the masses to hear my progression to becoming an audio wizard while watching the New York Yanks take game 3.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1097</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>57</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Basement of Brotherly Love (Ft. Ryan)</title><link>https://driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[<b> NEW AUDIO ALERT </b> - Ryan and Greg test out the new audio. Ears can wiggle and hypotheticals are out. Cangro is away and about taking more stellar photography while Greg and Ryan figure out some rankings]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67922667</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2025 15:11:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67922667/wiggle_ears.mp3" length="32712037" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f9b02a72-c18d-4dbc-bac4-037d0e78bd8a/f9b02a72-c18d-4dbc-bac4-037d0e78bd8a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f9b02a72-c18d-4dbc-bac4-037d0e78bd8a/f9b02a72-c18d-4dbc-bac4-037d0e78bd8a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f9b02a72-c18d-4dbc-bac4-037d0e78bd8a/f9b02a72-c18d-4dbc-bac4-037d0e78bd8a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>NEW AUDIO ALERT  - Ryan and Greg test out the new audio. Ears can wiggle and hypotheticals are out. Cangro is away and about taking more stellar photography while Greg and Ryan figure out some rankings</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b> NEW AUDIO ALERT </b> - Ryan and Greg test out the new audio. Ears can wiggle and hypotheticals are out. Cangro is away and about taking more stellar photography while Greg and Ryan figure out some rankings]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2045</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>56</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Hear Ye, Hear Ye (ft. Unc Dan &amp; Don)</title><link>https://driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Lend thy ears for another episode of The Shaved Bear before heading out to the Renaissance Faire. Two very special guests join us for some phone addiction counseling along with some rankings of the notorious. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67801170</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2025 09:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67801170/ren_faire.mp3" length="26497820" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/95891fae-d4a3-439c-809f-a123bb80eed6/95891fae-d4a3-439c-809f-a123bb80eed6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/95891fae-d4a3-439c-809f-a123bb80eed6/95891fae-d4a3-439c-809f-a123bb80eed6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/95891fae-d4a3-439c-809f-a123bb80eed6/95891fae-d4a3-439c-809f-a123bb80eed6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Lend thy ears for another episode of The Shaved Bear before heading out to the Renaissance Faire. Two very special guests join us for some phone addiction counseling along with some rankings of the notorious. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Lend thy ears for another episode of The Shaved Bear before heading out to the Renaissance Faire. Two very special guests join us for some phone addiction counseling along with some rankings of the notorious. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1657</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>55</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Pocono Chateau</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[<b> AUDIO ALERT </b> Honestly feel free to skip this. I fucked up the audio royally, and for that, I am ever-so-sorry. It's out for the sake of consistency. If you do listen, however, well then Cangro had himself a time with a girl at a concert and Greg spent his weekend with friends in a Pennsylvania hideaway - The Poconos.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67625553</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2025 09:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67625553/poconos_weekend.mp3" length="26577650" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/770fe5ea-8166-47f4-9b8d-cecff46298ca/770fe5ea-8166-47f4-9b8d-cecff46298ca.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/770fe5ea-8166-47f4-9b8d-cecff46298ca/770fe5ea-8166-47f4-9b8d-cecff46298ca.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/770fe5ea-8166-47f4-9b8d-cecff46298ca/770fe5ea-8166-47f4-9b8d-cecff46298ca.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>AUDIO ALERT  Honestly feel free to skip this. I fucked up the audio royally, and for that, I am ever-so-sorry. It's out for the sake of consistency. If you do listen, however, well then Cangro had himself a time with a girl at a concert and Greg spent...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<b> AUDIO ALERT </b> Honestly feel free to skip this. I fucked up the audio royally, and for that, I am ever-so-sorry. It's out for the sake of consistency. If you do listen, however, well then Cangro had himself a time with a girl at a concert and Greg spent his weekend with friends in a Pennsylvania hideaway - The Poconos.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1662</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifetsyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>54</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>2 Shaved Bears 1 Mic</title><link>https://driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[If you understand the title, you'll understand a sect of the episode. In a well over-done topic, Cangro ranks his favorite beers. Greg has been asked for a weird thing in his life. What have you done with your PSP?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67538032</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2025 09:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67538032/funeral_beers.mp3" length="31960964" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/53399118-466b-4f41-94cd-08c138136704/53399118-466b-4f41-94cd-08c138136704.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/53399118-466b-4f41-94cd-08c138136704/53399118-466b-4f41-94cd-08c138136704.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/53399118-466b-4f41-94cd-08c138136704/53399118-466b-4f41-94cd-08c138136704.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you understand the title, you'll understand a sect of the episode. In a well over-done topic, Cangro ranks his favorite beers. Greg has been asked for a weird thing in his life. What have you done with your PSP?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you understand the title, you'll understand a sect of the episode. In a well over-done topic, Cangro ranks his favorite beers. Greg has been asked for a weird thing in his life. What have you done with your PSP?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1998</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>53</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Augtober Days</title><link>https://driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[In the midst of Augtober, we pray the sweaty dog days of summer are over. What type of Halloween candy are you alright with seeing at the bottom of the bag? Cangro makes old work of his new camera. Greg is a pig and deserves IBS.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67424720</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2025 09:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67424720/augtober_11th.mp3" length="33312226" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/33a81168-01ac-4df7-ab14-ff26bd9d1a48/33a81168-01ac-4df7-ab14-ff26bd9d1a48.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/33a81168-01ac-4df7-ab14-ff26bd9d1a48/33a81168-01ac-4df7-ab14-ff26bd9d1a48.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/33a81168-01ac-4df7-ab14-ff26bd9d1a48/33a81168-01ac-4df7-ab14-ff26bd9d1a48.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In the midst of Augtober, we pray the sweaty dog days of summer are over. What type of Halloween candy are you alright with seeing at the bottom of the bag? Cangro makes old work of his new camera. Greg is a pig and deserves IBS.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In the midst of Augtober, we pray the sweaty dog days of summer are over. What type of Halloween candy are you alright with seeing at the bottom of the bag? Cangro makes old work of his new camera. Greg is a pig and deserves IBS.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2082</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,country,culture,lifestyle,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>52</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Le Coiffeur by Tiny Trims</title><link>https://driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Fresh haircuts are about. Greg has recently moved on from a local haircutting establishment. Cangro has found a new celebrity crush. Do you think you could beat your Dad in a fight? ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67293106</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2025 22:53:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67293106/haircuttin.mp3" length="33961735" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a22d58d2-7cde-48e9-b3de-81b01d439c23/a22d58d2-7cde-48e9-b3de-81b01d439c23.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a22d58d2-7cde-48e9-b3de-81b01d439c23/a22d58d2-7cde-48e9-b3de-81b01d439c23.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a22d58d2-7cde-48e9-b3de-81b01d439c23/a22d58d2-7cde-48e9-b3de-81b01d439c23.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Fresh haircuts are about. Greg has recently moved on from a local haircutting establishment. Cangro has found a new celebrity crush. Do you think you could beat your Dad in a fight? </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Fresh haircuts are about. Greg has recently moved on from a local haircutting establishment. Cangro has found a new celebrity crush. Do you think you could beat your Dad in a fight? ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2123</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>51</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>50th Ep. Extravaganza</title><link>https://driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Pour up, we made it. It may have taken us a month (Greg's fault), but we have made it to our 50th episode in a year! 90% consistency, 10% travel. Cangro ups his game with a new camera. Greg goes into his Maine hiatus and Big Time Rush concert. We do the whitest thing possible: rank rap lyrics.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67224533</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2025 00:48:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67224533/50th_episode_extravaganza.mp3" length="31787093" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0360224-e30d-4d97-9cc9-5c264104d803/c0360224-e30d-4d97-9cc9-5c264104d803.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0360224-e30d-4d97-9cc9-5c264104d803/c0360224-e30d-4d97-9cc9-5c264104d803.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c0360224-e30d-4d97-9cc9-5c264104d803/c0360224-e30d-4d97-9cc9-5c264104d803.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Pour up, we made it. It may have taken us a month (Greg's fault), but we have made it to our 50th episode in a year! 90% consistency, 10% travel. Cangro ups his game with a new camera. Greg goes into his Maine hiatus and Big Time Rush concert. We do...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pour up, we made it. It may have taken us a month (Greg's fault), but we have made it to our 50th episode in a year! 90% consistency, 10% travel. Cangro ups his game with a new camera. Greg goes into his Maine hiatus and Big Time Rush concert. We do the whitest thing possible: rank rap lyrics.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1987</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>50</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Sweaty Bear</title><link>https://driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[It's a hot one. Touching 100F degrees, Greg and Cangro recap their weekends while trying to not die of heat exhaustion. How recognizable is Squidward? Rankings stay hot.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66751524</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2025 01:07:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66751524/sweaty_bear.mp3" length="26532511" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a5e52663-cd77-4c00-b99b-f8da5527ddf8/a5e52663-cd77-4c00-b99b-f8da5527ddf8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a5e52663-cd77-4c00-b99b-f8da5527ddf8/a5e52663-cd77-4c00-b99b-f8da5527ddf8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a5e52663-cd77-4c00-b99b-f8da5527ddf8/a5e52663-cd77-4c00-b99b-f8da5527ddf8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a hot one. Touching 100F degrees, Greg and Cangro recap their weekends while trying to not die of heat exhaustion. How recognizable is Squidward? Rankings stay hot.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a hot one. Touching 100F degrees, Greg and Cangro recap their weekends while trying to not die of heat exhaustion. How recognizable is Squidward? Rankings stay hot.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1659</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>49</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Flame E Yon</title><link>https://driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[AUDIO APOLOGY - I was foolish to not realize, but one of us (Not Greg) played with a binder clip the entire episode, so mind the very miniscule clips here and there. Greg can't stop eating a food he can't spell correctly. The traveling blood donation bus. 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Greg can't stop eating a food he can't spell correctly. The traveling blood donation...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[AUDIO APOLOGY - I was foolish to not realize, but one of us (Not Greg) played with a binder clip the entire episode, so mind the very miniscule clips here and there. Greg can't stop eating a food he can't spell correctly. The traveling blood donation bus. Cangro sees his rankings properly.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1769</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>48</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Cangro Music Awards</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro is back from a long weekend of hanging out with the up and coming faces of country music in Nashville. Greg has thoughts for homeless people. What's the worst thing you could do on a plane?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66484069</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2025 09:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66484069/waylen_wyatt.mp3" length="39205451" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/53ee2d51-3d88-4217-9bcd-00814d5cdb15/53ee2d51-3d88-4217-9bcd-00814d5cdb15.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/53ee2d51-3d88-4217-9bcd-00814d5cdb15/53ee2d51-3d88-4217-9bcd-00814d5cdb15.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/53ee2d51-3d88-4217-9bcd-00814d5cdb15/53ee2d51-3d88-4217-9bcd-00814d5cdb15.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro is back from a long weekend of hanging out with the up and coming faces of country music in Nashville. Greg has thoughts for homeless people. What's the worst thing you could do on a plane?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro is back from a long weekend of hanging out with the up and coming faces of country music in Nashville. Greg has thoughts for homeless people. What's the worst thing you could do on a plane?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2451</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>47</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Back in the New York Groove (Again)</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[The prodigal son has returned, and welcomed with open arms at that. Cangro is happy to be back and the Empire State is happy to have him back. Greg and Cangro get into pride, get into rankings, and of course, get into movies either of us haven't seen.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66388297</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2025 09:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66388297/pride_episode.mp3" length="40318894" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/361b98a3-c9c6-4443-aa90-ae77a3c6a983/361b98a3-c9c6-4443-aa90-ae77a3c6a983.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/361b98a3-c9c6-4443-aa90-ae77a3c6a983/361b98a3-c9c6-4443-aa90-ae77a3c6a983.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/361b98a3-c9c6-4443-aa90-ae77a3c6a983/361b98a3-c9c6-4443-aa90-ae77a3c6a983.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The prodigal son has returned, and welcomed with open arms at that. Cangro is happy to be back and the Empire State is happy to have him back. Greg and Cangro get into pride, get into rankings, and of course, get into movies either of us haven't seen.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The prodigal son has returned, and welcomed with open arms at that. Cangro is happy to be back and the Empire State is happy to have him back. Greg and Cangro get into pride, get into rankings, and of course, get into movies either of us haven't seen.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2520</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>46</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Never Have Abs Gang</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro is convinced of these things he will never do. Greg has discovered a dirty pet of the graduating class of 2025 in Rhode Island. 'Choose your fighter' is explained beautifully for the first time.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66302990</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2025 23:14:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66302990/never_have_abs.mp3" length="37445876" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8cdd63eb-6e25-43c5-8607-5617c5c8dd19/8cdd63eb-6e25-43c5-8607-5617c5c8dd19.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8cdd63eb-6e25-43c5-8607-5617c5c8dd19/8cdd63eb-6e25-43c5-8607-5617c5c8dd19.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8cdd63eb-6e25-43c5-8607-5617c5c8dd19/8cdd63eb-6e25-43c5-8607-5617c5c8dd19.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro is convinced of these things he will never do. Greg has discovered a dirty pet of the graduating class of 2025 in Rhode Island. 'Choose your fighter' is explained beautifully for the first time.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro is convinced of these things he will never do. Greg has discovered a dirty pet of the graduating class of 2025 in Rhode Island. 'Choose your fighter' is explained beautifully for the first time.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2341</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,social,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>45</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Our Best Episode Yet</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Our favorite episode so far. Tune tf in.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66040808</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2025 16:55:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66040808/knicks_fever.mp3" length="32164093" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2ff3fd6c-3d19-4edf-982b-d78603173534/2ff3fd6c-3d19-4edf-982b-d78603173534.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2ff3fd6c-3d19-4edf-982b-d78603173534/2ff3fd6c-3d19-4edf-982b-d78603173534.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2ff3fd6c-3d19-4edf-982b-d78603173534/2ff3fd6c-3d19-4edf-982b-d78603173534.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our favorite episode so far. Tune tf in.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our favorite episode so far. Tune tf in.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2011</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>44</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Wedding Trashers</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro has BIG NEWS. Greg has much smaller news but a life-changing wedding to discuss. Cangro doesn't know he's famous. The rankings get nuptial. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65800363</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2025 09:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65800363/wedding_crashers.mp3" length="36720299" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca48f7ce-be56-407f-8585-a17f79e4fe95/ca48f7ce-be56-407f-8585-a17f79e4fe95.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca48f7ce-be56-407f-8585-a17f79e4fe95/ca48f7ce-be56-407f-8585-a17f79e4fe95.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ca48f7ce-be56-407f-8585-a17f79e4fe95/ca48f7ce-be56-407f-8585-a17f79e4fe95.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro has BIG NEWS. Greg has much smaller news but a life-changing wedding to discuss. Cangro doesn't know he's famous. The rankings get nuptial. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro has BIG NEWS. Greg has much smaller news but a life-changing wedding to discuss. Cangro doesn't know he's famous. The rankings get nuptial. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2295</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>43</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Hamgover</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[The 'Ham'gover starring Greg. One man, too much ham. Don't go around messing up the tip. Cangro isn't sure if he has ever been in love. Is Chet Hanks the swaggiest white boy in the game?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65689743</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2025 23:44:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65689743/ham_dinner.mp3" length="30595910" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4be51cbe-6f95-4e5d-ac2c-89e09caaf4f0/4be51cbe-6f95-4e5d-ac2c-89e09caaf4f0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4be51cbe-6f95-4e5d-ac2c-89e09caaf4f0/4be51cbe-6f95-4e5d-ac2c-89e09caaf4f0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4be51cbe-6f95-4e5d-ac2c-89e09caaf4f0/4be51cbe-6f95-4e5d-ac2c-89e09caaf4f0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The 'Ham'gover starring Greg. 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Our biological clocks are ticking now. Greg has an uber drive for the books. Keep an eye on your snakes.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The boys are back in the basement after a suprise twist. Our biological clocks are ticking now. Greg has an uber drive for the books. Keep an eye on your snakes.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1881</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>41</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Baby Pigeons &amp; Caviar</title><link>https://driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[TECHINCAL ISSUES - We kick off the episode with a teeny audio hiccup. We stumbled, yet we found our way. Cangro has his most random encounter yet. Pigeons might actually be considered 'fine dining'. 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Which nostalgia hits the hardest?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2337</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>40</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The 'Banned Words' List</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro gets GOT on an original April Fool's joke. We go through all the banned words in the classroom of an average 14yr old. Kanye has no place in this atmospshere any longer.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65310528</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2025 12:08:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65310528/kanye_hate.mp3" length="35342705" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2f10097b-18c1-4702-a5bd-4feaf7581c6f/2f10097b-18c1-4702-a5bd-4feaf7581c6f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2f10097b-18c1-4702-a5bd-4feaf7581c6f/2f10097b-18c1-4702-a5bd-4feaf7581c6f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2f10097b-18c1-4702-a5bd-4feaf7581c6f/2f10097b-18c1-4702-a5bd-4feaf7581c6f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro gets GOT on an original April Fool's joke. 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They talk shit before shit talking the one and only Josh Giddy. This is our first second-episode-a-week week and we promise (like 80%) to uphold these standards.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65173308</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2025 09:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65173308/giddy.mp3" length="32964099" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/060ab4b7-323c-442e-8cf8-4c78eb2c4a29/060ab4b7-323c-442e-8cf8-4c78eb2c4a29.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/060ab4b7-323c-442e-8cf8-4c78eb2c4a29/060ab4b7-323c-442e-8cf8-4c78eb2c4a29.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/060ab4b7-323c-442e-8cf8-4c78eb2c4a29/060ab4b7-323c-442e-8cf8-4c78eb2c4a29.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg is a gambling mistake. 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This is our first second-episode-a-week week and we promise (like 80%) to uphold these standards.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2061</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>38</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Willy Hole</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro talks his trip with Corey Kent. Greg doesn't know what the capital of Alabama is. Work chats are never safe. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65121518</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2025 09:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65121518/corey_kent.mp3" length="32166215" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6400f58b-033e-4cb8-91fa-8eed220a64da/6400f58b-033e-4cb8-91fa-8eed220a64da.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6400f58b-033e-4cb8-91fa-8eed220a64da/6400f58b-033e-4cb8-91fa-8eed220a64da.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6400f58b-033e-4cb8-91fa-8eed220a64da/6400f58b-033e-4cb8-91fa-8eed220a64da.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro talks his trip with Corey Kent. Greg doesn't know what the capital of Alabama is. Work chats are never safe. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro talks his trip with Corey Kent. Greg doesn't know what the capital of Alabama is. Work chats are never safe. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2011</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>37</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>We Old</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[It rains, it pours, and these old boy's joints get sore. We sincerely apologize for our lack of heart, effort, and dedication by missing last week. We love James Corden.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64965959</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2025 03:12:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64965959/we_old.mp3" length="29269758" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fde933d7-1fac-4fac-bf5b-25a5451c812e/fde933d7-1fac-4fac-bf5b-25a5451c812e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fde933d7-1fac-4fac-bf5b-25a5451c812e/fde933d7-1fac-4fac-bf5b-25a5451c812e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fde933d7-1fac-4fac-bf5b-25a5451c812e/fde933d7-1fac-4fac-bf5b-25a5451c812e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It rains, it pours, and these old boy's joints get sore. We sincerely apologize for our lack of heart, effort, and dedication by missing last week. We love James Corden.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It rains, it pours, and these old boy's joints get sore. We sincerely apologize for our lack of heart, effort, and dedication by missing last week. We love James Corden.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1830</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>36</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>TSB: Travel Size</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Greg and Cangro both return back from a well, undeserved vacation - one of theirs better than the other. Greg experiences another flight plagued by babies. Cangro experiences the good life Kanye talked about in 2007.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64705286</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2025 10:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64705286/travel_edition.mp3" length="38621562" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e1ecd883-1c4f-4edb-88ae-e244b07a6ea5/e1ecd883-1c4f-4edb-88ae-e244b07a6ea5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e1ecd883-1c4f-4edb-88ae-e244b07a6ea5/e1ecd883-1c4f-4edb-88ae-e244b07a6ea5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e1ecd883-1c4f-4edb-88ae-e244b07a6ea5/e1ecd883-1c4f-4edb-88ae-e244b07a6ea5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg and Cangro both return back from a well, undeserved vacation - one of theirs better than the other. Greg experiences another flight plagued by babies. Cangro experiences the good life Kanye talked about in 2007.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg and Cangro both return back from a well, undeserved vacation - one of theirs better than the other. Greg experiences another flight plagued by babies. Cangro experiences the good life Kanye talked about in 2007.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2414</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>35</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Big Time Bears</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro is going to Costa Rica and Greg will be bankrupt from TikTok by sundown. Our rankings define the fathers of the world. A very special band is going back on tour.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64576867</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2025 03:09:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64576867/big_time_bears.mp3" length="33778669" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1e282a2e-fb65-4e5a-bb9f-de380d86cca5/1e282a2e-fb65-4e5a-bb9f-de380d86cca5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1e282a2e-fb65-4e5a-bb9f-de380d86cca5/1e282a2e-fb65-4e5a-bb9f-de380d86cca5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1e282a2e-fb65-4e5a-bb9f-de380d86cca5/1e282a2e-fb65-4e5a-bb9f-de380d86cca5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro is going to Costa Rica and Greg will be bankrupt from TikTok by sundown. Our rankings define the fathers of the world. A very special band is going back on tour.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro is going to Costa Rica and Greg will be bankrupt from TikTok by sundown. Our rankings define the fathers of the world. A very special band is going back on tour.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2112</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>34</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Grateful Boys</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro gets religious. Greg has zero rankings. Plane talk gets plain. We become thankful as all hell.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64467816</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2025 06:07:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64467816/grateful_ass.mp3" length="56486809" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7e8d42a8-5c1b-4e24-a380-9d3b85de7344/7e8d42a8-5c1b-4e24-a380-9d3b85de7344.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7e8d42a8-5c1b-4e24-a380-9d3b85de7344/7e8d42a8-5c1b-4e24-a380-9d3b85de7344.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7e8d42a8-5c1b-4e24-a380-9d3b85de7344/7e8d42a8-5c1b-4e24-a380-9d3b85de7344.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro gets religious. Greg has zero rankings. Plane talk gets plain. We become thankful as all hell.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro gets religious. Greg has zero rankings. Plane talk gets plain. We become thankful as all hell.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3531</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>33</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Neil deGrasse Cangro</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[We are blessed with Chris' presence for his first ever episode with Cangro. The fellas get religious before damning another sauna victim. Don't invite Greg to trivia. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64368752</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2025 00:54:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64368752/feb_12_part_1.mp3" length="48984057" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/89686634-73bf-46ab-844b-55e42bced14e/89686634-73bf-46ab-844b-55e42bced14e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/89686634-73bf-46ab-844b-55e42bced14e/89686634-73bf-46ab-844b-55e42bced14e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/89686634-73bf-46ab-844b-55e42bced14e/89686634-73bf-46ab-844b-55e42bced14e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are blessed with Chris' presence for his first ever episode with Cangro. The fellas get religious before damning another sauna victim. Don't invite Greg to trivia. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are blessed with Chris' presence for his first ever episode with Cangro. The fellas get religious before damning another sauna victim. Don't invite Greg to trivia. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3062</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>32</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Barbeque Chips by the Pool</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Greg finally forgot to hit record on Zoom. Cangro once again proves he has more experiences than anyone out there. Jaden Smith still sucks circa. Grammy's 2025. Barbeque chips. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64197546</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Feb 2025 10:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64197546/barbeque_chips_by_the_pool.mp3" length="42048860" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/955b8f99-d8e0-4bc9-890e-57fdbedf8cc1/955b8f99-d8e0-4bc9-890e-57fdbedf8cc1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/955b8f99-d8e0-4bc9-890e-57fdbedf8cc1/955b8f99-d8e0-4bc9-890e-57fdbedf8cc1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/955b8f99-d8e0-4bc9-890e-57fdbedf8cc1/955b8f99-d8e0-4bc9-890e-57fdbedf8cc1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg finally forgot to hit record on Zoom. Cangro once again proves he has more experiences than anyone out there. Jaden Smith still sucks circa. Grammy's 2025. Barbeque chips. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg finally forgot to hit record on Zoom. Cangro once again proves he has more experiences than anyone out there. Jaden Smith still sucks circa. Grammy's 2025. Barbeque chips. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2629</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>31</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Spit in Saunas</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Back on Zoom. Back on our bullshit. Cangro needs a new sauna. Greg needs a gun. We are getting on board with AI.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63947649</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jan 2025 10:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63947649/no_rankings.mp3" length="28551704" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/90f2350c-0223-434a-b4bf-8347e65f6823/90f2350c-0223-434a-b4bf-8347e65f6823.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/90f2350c-0223-434a-b4bf-8347e65f6823/90f2350c-0223-434a-b4bf-8347e65f6823.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/90f2350c-0223-434a-b4bf-8347e65f6823/90f2350c-0223-434a-b4bf-8347e65f6823.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Back on Zoom. Back on our bullshit. Cangro needs a new sauna. Greg needs a gun. We are getting on board with AI.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Back on Zoom. Back on our bullshit. Cangro needs a new sauna. Greg needs a gun. We are getting on board with AI.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1785</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>30</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Twincredibly Dumb</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Chris fills in for Cangro in this boozy episode based almost soley around movies, scary and hilarious alike. Schilarious, some might even say.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63796140</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jan 2025 10:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63796140/chris_and_greg.mp3" length="42373582" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fd6e8571-f3eb-4f4d-a264-a45b59cecf92/fd6e8571-f3eb-4f4d-a264-a45b59cecf92.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fd6e8571-f3eb-4f4d-a264-a45b59cecf92/fd6e8571-f3eb-4f4d-a264-a45b59cecf92.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fd6e8571-f3eb-4f4d-a264-a45b59cecf92/fd6e8571-f3eb-4f4d-a264-a45b59cecf92.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Chris fills in for Cangro in this boozy episode based almost soley around movies, scary and hilarious alike. Schilarious, some might even say.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Chris fills in for Cangro in this boozy episode based almost soley around movies, scary and hilarious alike. Schilarious, some might even say.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2649</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>29</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Planes, Trains, &amp; Games</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Our longest (and funniest) episode yet. Greg and Cangro are due for another road trip, but not without talking planes beforehand. A Hawaii trip might be in the works unbeknownst to Greg's cousin who will be hosting. The rankings get real nostalgic. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63695645</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jan 2025 10:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63695645/planes_games.mp3" length="55309418" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a9acbffc-bef5-4693-8d3d-e0baad77dd25/a9acbffc-bef5-4693-8d3d-e0baad77dd25.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a9acbffc-bef5-4693-8d3d-e0baad77dd25/a9acbffc-bef5-4693-8d3d-e0baad77dd25.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a9acbffc-bef5-4693-8d3d-e0baad77dd25/a9acbffc-bef5-4693-8d3d-e0baad77dd25.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our longest (and funniest) episode yet. Greg and Cangro are due for another road trip, but not without talking planes beforehand. A Hawaii trip might be in the works unbeknownst to Greg's cousin who will be hosting. The rankings get real nostalgic. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our longest (and funniest) episode yet. Greg and Cangro are due for another road trip, but not without talking planes beforehand. A Hawaii trip might be in the works unbeknownst to Greg's cousin who will be hosting. The rankings get real nostalgic. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3457</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,laughs,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>28</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rodeo Rumpus</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[And the winner issssss....... - listen and find out. MSG was once again a treat and just as fun a time as ever. Cangro gets caught lacking in his rankings.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63607827</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jan 2025 10:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63607827/msg_weekend_recap.mp3" length="32787688" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/57c6e118-8776-42aa-a9b9-093d9573010f/57c6e118-8776-42aa-a9b9-093d9573010f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/57c6e118-8776-42aa-a9b9-093d9573010f/57c6e118-8776-42aa-a9b9-093d9573010f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/57c6e118-8776-42aa-a9b9-093d9573010f/57c6e118-8776-42aa-a9b9-093d9573010f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>And the winner issssss....... - listen and find out. MSG was once again a treat and just as fun a time as ever. Cangro gets caught lacking in his rankings.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[And the winner issssss....... - listen and find out. MSG was once again a treat and just as fun a time as ever. Cangro gets caught lacking in his rankings.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2050</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>27</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>MSG Rodeo Recap</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Greg and Cangro run through last night's experience at Madison Square Garden for the PBR event. Once again a rodeo podcast.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63576645</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jan 2025 23:36:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63576645/rodeo_recap.mp3" length="14947936" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ef9acc4f-17ee-4368-9e9c-97aa3847fea2/ef9acc4f-17ee-4368-9e9c-97aa3847fea2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ef9acc4f-17ee-4368-9e9c-97aa3847fea2/ef9acc4f-17ee-4368-9e9c-97aa3847fea2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ef9acc4f-17ee-4368-9e9c-97aa3847fea2/ef9acc4f-17ee-4368-9e9c-97aa3847fea2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg and Cangro run through last night's experience at Madison Square Garden for the PBR event. Once again a rodeo podcast.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg and Cangro run through last night's experience at Madison Square Garden for the PBR event. Once again a rodeo podcast.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>935</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,laughs,lifestyle,pbr,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>26</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Into the Sandlerverse</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro holds Greg's hand through how to call out of work an hour early. We dive into the sandlerverse with our rankings before getting nostalgic of what TV once was. This is a movies episode]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63553119</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jan 2025 10:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63553119/movies_nostalgia.mp3" length="33253712" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ddac09f-bb3d-4343-ba01-47952cbd32cc/7ddac09f-bb3d-4343-ba01-47952cbd32cc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ddac09f-bb3d-4343-ba01-47952cbd32cc/7ddac09f-bb3d-4343-ba01-47952cbd32cc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ddac09f-bb3d-4343-ba01-47952cbd32cc/7ddac09f-bb3d-4343-ba01-47952cbd32cc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro holds Greg's hand through how to call out of work an hour early. We dive into the sandlerverse with our rankings before getting nostalgic of what TV once was. This is a movies episode</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro holds Greg's hand through how to call out of work an hour early. We dive into the sandlerverse with our rankings before getting nostalgic of what TV once was. This is a movies episode]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2079</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>25</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Christmas Breakers</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Apologies for the long break, but we had some Christmas breaking to attend to. We mentally prepare for the MSG event coming up in the new year, and then Cangro faces his first tough ranking. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63508634</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Dec 2024 19:40:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63508634/post_christmas_epsiode.mp3" length="49689539" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/25bfd80d-d566-4984-bd22-2a3437555e53/25bfd80d-d566-4984-bd22-2a3437555e53.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/25bfd80d-d566-4984-bd22-2a3437555e53/25bfd80d-d566-4984-bd22-2a3437555e53.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/25bfd80d-d566-4984-bd22-2a3437555e53/25bfd80d-d566-4984-bd22-2a3437555e53.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Apologies for the long break, but we had some Christmas breaking to attend to. We mentally prepare for the MSG event coming up in the new year, and then Cangro faces his first tough ranking. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Apologies for the long break, but we had some Christmas breaking to attend to. We mentally prepare for the MSG event coming up in the new year, and then Cangro faces his first tough ranking. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3106</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,laughs,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>24</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Superzeroes</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro had his yees hawed in Kansas by an unfriendly Midwest population, a species we didn't know existed. We rank the best superpowers with a small little twist. Greg needs a new Snapchat Spotlight alogrithm.  ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63383703</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Dec 2024 10:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63383703/superhero_powers_rankings.mp3" length="26432651" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dc033d6f-0155-4a0a-9af0-9c790f56483c/dc033d6f-0155-4a0a-9af0-9c790f56483c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dc033d6f-0155-4a0a-9af0-9c790f56483c/dc033d6f-0155-4a0a-9af0-9c790f56483c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/dc033d6f-0155-4a0a-9af0-9c790f56483c/dc033d6f-0155-4a0a-9af0-9c790f56483c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro had his yees hawed in Kansas by an unfriendly Midwest population, a species we didn't know existed. We rank the best superpowers with a small little twist. Greg needs a new Snapchat Spotlight alogrithm.  </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro had his yees hawed in Kansas by an unfriendly Midwest population, a species we didn't know existed. We rank the best superpowers with a small little twist. Greg needs a new Snapchat Spotlight alogrithm.  ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1653</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,laughs,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>23</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>'Tis the Season with C, C, and P</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[WARNING: Please ignore Pat's breathing and lemonade sipping in the middle of this epsiode as he inevitably makes his way down with more ASMR food noises. The Christmas season is in full swing. We rank classy to trashy Christmas decorations and true colors are revealed. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63293527</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2024 10:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63293527/christmas_list_episode.mp3" length="35637333" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e1750757-c63b-44e1-93d8-a624bba932cc/e1750757-c63b-44e1-93d8-a624bba932cc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e1750757-c63b-44e1-93d8-a624bba932cc/e1750757-c63b-44e1-93d8-a624bba932cc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e1750757-c63b-44e1-93d8-a624bba932cc/e1750757-c63b-44e1-93d8-a624bba932cc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>WARNING: Please ignore Pat's breathing and lemonade sipping in the middle of this epsiode as he inevitably makes his way down with more ASMR food noises. The Christmas season is in full swing. We rank classy to trashy Christmas decorations and true...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[WARNING: Please ignore Pat's breathing and lemonade sipping in the middle of this epsiode as he inevitably makes his way down with more ASMR food noises. The Christmas season is in full swing. We rank classy to trashy Christmas decorations and true colors are revealed. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2228</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,laughs,lifestyle,pbr,ranking,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>22</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Wall-E &amp; Will Smith v. Cangro</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Pray for the room that Cangro finds himself locked in with Will Smith and Wall-E. Is Tony the Tiger the undisputed heavyweight mascot of all cereals? We discuss the smartest items in the room.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63137256</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Dec 2024 10:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63137256/will_smith_hate.mp3" length="43985232" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/170dac80-7550-4000-9e49-8d131e670ce4/170dac80-7550-4000-9e49-8d131e670ce4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/170dac80-7550-4000-9e49-8d131e670ce4/170dac80-7550-4000-9e49-8d131e670ce4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/170dac80-7550-4000-9e49-8d131e670ce4/170dac80-7550-4000-9e49-8d131e670ce4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Pray for the room that Cangro finds himself locked in with Will Smith and Wall-E. Is Tony the Tiger the undisputed heavyweight mascot of all cereals? We discuss the smartest items in the room.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Pray for the room that Cangro finds himself locked in with Will Smith and Wall-E. Is Tony the Tiger the undisputed heavyweight mascot of all cereals? We discuss the smartest items in the room.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2750</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,laughs,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>21</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Polar Express is a Trainwreck</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Who is out here falling off the hardest? We complain about the complainers. We complain about <i>The Polar Express</i>. Of course, Cangro complains about <i>Wall-E</i> - a cinematic masterpeice. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63074594</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Nov 2024 16:05:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63074594/wall_e_ep.mp3" length="42356027" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22d2b924-6d60-499c-9aa4-5ad7b6373ecb/22d2b924-6d60-499c-9aa4-5ad7b6373ecb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22d2b924-6d60-499c-9aa4-5ad7b6373ecb/22d2b924-6d60-499c-9aa4-5ad7b6373ecb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/22d2b924-6d60-499c-9aa4-5ad7b6373ecb/22d2b924-6d60-499c-9aa4-5ad7b6373ecb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Who is out here falling off the hardest? We complain about the complainers. We complain about The Polar Express. Of course, Cangro complains about Wall-E - a cinematic masterpeice. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Who is out here falling off the hardest? We complain about the complainers. We complain about <i>The Polar Express</i>. Of course, Cangro complains about <i>Wall-E</i> - a cinematic masterpeice. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2648</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,laughs,life,pbr,rankings,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>20</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Rankings with a Side of Taco Bell</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Greg learns what the internet really thinks of people with his name. Cangro won't watch Smile 2. In fact, no one should. Someone's mother needs to use Urban Dictionary. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62962725</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Nov 2024 04:47:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62962725/bonus_episode_nov_21.mp3" length="25064253" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/661217d5-f416-404d-abc9-774b6e196c0a/661217d5-f416-404d-abc9-774b6e196c0a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/661217d5-f416-404d-abc9-774b6e196c0a/661217d5-f416-404d-abc9-774b6e196c0a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/661217d5-f416-404d-abc9-774b6e196c0a/661217d5-f416-404d-abc9-774b6e196c0a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Greg learns what the internet really thinks of people with his name. Cangro won't watch Smile 2. In fact, no one should. Someone's mother needs to use Urban Dictionary. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Greg learns what the internet really thinks of people with his name. Cangro won't watch Smile 2. In fact, no one should. Someone's mother needs to use Urban Dictionary. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1567</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,funny,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,society,sports,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>19</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Spin Women You Don't Know</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[BEWARE: Spinning random women has grave (fantastic) consequences. Zach Bryan is the world's latest clam. Cangro believed up until a few days ago he was impervious to plane nonsense. Greg "hands" him a new ranking.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62829992</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Nov 2024 04:35:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62829992/november_18_ep.mp3" length="30788622" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8bae7097-cc32-4251-8148-bc8daee68224/8bae7097-cc32-4251-8148-bc8daee68224.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8bae7097-cc32-4251-8148-bc8daee68224/8bae7097-cc32-4251-8148-bc8daee68224.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8bae7097-cc32-4251-8148-bc8daee68224/8bae7097-cc32-4251-8148-bc8daee68224.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>BEWARE: Spinning random women has grave (fantastic) consequences. Zach Bryan is the world's latest clam. Cangro believed up until a few days ago he was impervious to plane nonsense. Greg "hands" him a new ranking.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[BEWARE: Spinning random women has grave (fantastic) consequences. Zach Bryan is the world's latest clam. Cangro believed up until a few days ago he was impervious to plane nonsense. Greg "hands" him a new ranking.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1925</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,laughs,lifestyle,pbr,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>18</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Two Cinephiles, One Episode</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Post-election life is upon us. Politics are much too erudite for Greg and Cangro, so they talk their favorite movies instead. Is it too early to start celebrating Christmas?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62660686</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2024 03:08:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62660686/election_episode.mp3" length="37505644" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/261e928e-9188-49a7-addf-d606d1eb9235/261e928e-9188-49a7-addf-d606d1eb9235.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/261e928e-9188-49a7-addf-d606d1eb9235/261e928e-9188-49a7-addf-d606d1eb9235.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/261e928e-9188-49a7-addf-d606d1eb9235/261e928e-9188-49a7-addf-d606d1eb9235.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Post-election life is upon us. Politics are much too erudite for Greg and Cangro, so they talk their favorite movies instead. Is it too early to start celebrating Christmas?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Post-election life is upon us. Politics are much too erudite for Greg and Cangro, so they talk their favorite movies instead. Is it too early to start celebrating Christmas?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2345</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,laughs,life,lifestyle,pbr,social,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>17</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>All Saint's Hallow's Eve Day</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Hold your breath - Pat comes in with food towards the end again. We talk Yanks eating dirt, how Cangro's cog rail ride went, and all the best (worst) Halloween candy that gets thrown into your bag each year.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62578408</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2024 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62578408/halloween_ep_1.mp3" length="41381797" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4fa98401-b238-4464-9526-e5ff3e508325/4fa98401-b238-4464-9526-e5ff3e508325.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4fa98401-b238-4464-9526-e5ff3e508325/4fa98401-b238-4464-9526-e5ff3e508325.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4fa98401-b238-4464-9526-e5ff3e508325/4fa98401-b238-4464-9526-e5ff3e508325.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hold your breath - Pat comes in with food towards the end again. We talk Yanks eating dirt, how Cangro's cog rail ride went, and all the best (worst) Halloween candy that gets thrown into your bag each year.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hold your breath - Pat comes in with food towards the end again. We talk Yanks eating dirt, how Cangro's cog rail ride went, and all the best (worst) Halloween candy that gets thrown into your bag each year.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2587</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,conversation,culture,lifestyle,pbr,society,sports,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>16</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Me (Feat: C, C, &amp; P)</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[A very special epsiode brought to you by our guests Chris, Cristiana, and once again - Pat. There are two intros in this epsiode simply because we thought the first half wouldn't be included. We chat squishmallows, furries, steakhouses, and unfortunately much more!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62564416</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Oct 2024 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62564416/c_c_me_podcast.mp3" length="48579022" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7911c736-a2f4-4f7c-831b-316ffb8b1dc4/7911c736-a2f4-4f7c-831b-316ffb8b1dc4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7911c736-a2f4-4f7c-831b-316ffb8b1dc4/7911c736-a2f4-4f7c-831b-316ffb8b1dc4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7911c736-a2f4-4f7c-831b-316ffb8b1dc4/7911c736-a2f4-4f7c-831b-316ffb8b1dc4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A very special epsiode brought to you by our guests Chris, Cristiana, and once again - Pat. There are two intros in this epsiode simply because we thought the first half wouldn't be included. We chat squishmallows, furries, steakhouses, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A very special epsiode brought to you by our guests Chris, Cristiana, and once again - Pat. There are two intros in this epsiode simply because we thought the first half wouldn't be included. We chat squishmallows, furries, steakhouses, and unfortunately much more!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3037</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,funny,lifestyle,pbr,society,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>15</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What Happens in Vegas Ends Up on TSB</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro makes it out of Vegas. That is all that's important in this life.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62469514</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Oct 2024 08:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62469514/tsb_october_22.mp3" length="30694581" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16682314-f5bc-4d36-8bca-0d28023d573d/16682314-f5bc-4d36-8bca-0d28023d573d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16682314-f5bc-4d36-8bca-0d28023d573d/16682314-f5bc-4d36-8bca-0d28023d573d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/16682314-f5bc-4d36-8bca-0d28023d573d/16682314-f5bc-4d36-8bca-0d28023d573d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro makes it out of Vegas. That is all that's important in this life.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro makes it out of Vegas. That is all that's important in this life.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1919</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,society,sports,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>14</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Holiday Fans &amp; Top Dans</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro ranks what holidays across the world sorta make sense and which ones make less sense, if any ever do. Greg survives a risky ranking of the Dans across the land. Oh and no one ever wanted to go to his house.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62346985</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Oct 2024 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62346985/bonus_episode.mp3" length="38424703" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f86fa7ea-acba-4d9a-aa9d-e052246345c0/f86fa7ea-acba-4d9a-aa9d-e052246345c0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f86fa7ea-acba-4d9a-aa9d-e052246345c0/f86fa7ea-acba-4d9a-aa9d-e052246345c0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f86fa7ea-acba-4d9a-aa9d-e052246345c0/f86fa7ea-acba-4d9a-aa9d-e052246345c0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro ranks what holidays across the world sorta make sense and which ones make less sense, if any ever do. Greg survives a risky ranking of the Dans across the land. Oh and no one ever wanted to go to his house.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro ranks what holidays across the world sorta make sense and which ones make less sense, if any ever do. Greg survives a risky ranking of the Dans across the land. Oh and no one ever wanted to go to his house.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2402</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,laughs,lifestyle,pbr,ranking,social,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>13</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>BONUS: Species, Spreads, &amp; Smiles</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[In this Friday morning bonus episode, we bounce from animals to spreads to the happiest countries worldwide. Greg also gets to watch the New York Giants lose live from the Meadowlands.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62324168</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Oct 2024 10:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62324168/bonus_episode_recorded_on_oct_9.mp3" length="17660491" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c48be572-40c1-417e-967f-901940bad1a0/c48be572-40c1-417e-967f-901940bad1a0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c48be572-40c1-417e-967f-901940bad1a0/c48be572-40c1-417e-967f-901940bad1a0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c48be572-40c1-417e-967f-901940bad1a0/c48be572-40c1-417e-967f-901940bad1a0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this Friday morning bonus episode, we bounce from animals to spreads to the happiest countries worldwide. Greg also gets to watch the New York Giants lose live from the Meadowlands.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this Friday morning bonus episode, we bounce from animals to spreads to the happiest countries worldwide. Greg also gets to watch the New York Giants lose live from the Meadowlands.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1104</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,culture,entertainment,laughs,lifestyle,pbr,social,sports,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>12</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Spirit of Hubie Halloween Airlines</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Horror movies, planes, and automobiles. Greg still has a child's taste in movies and Cangro determines what terrible smells aren't too terrible. ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62278294</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Oct 2024 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62278294/hubie_halloween_episode.mp3" length="35767319" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fd0d87ca-0302-4d33-b081-0a80dff4802f/fd0d87ca-0302-4d33-b081-0a80dff4802f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fd0d87ca-0302-4d33-b081-0a80dff4802f/fd0d87ca-0302-4d33-b081-0a80dff4802f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fd0d87ca-0302-4d33-b081-0a80dff4802f/fd0d87ca-0302-4d33-b081-0a80dff4802f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Horror movies, planes, and automobiles. Greg still has a child's taste in movies and Cangro determines what terrible smells aren't too terrible. </itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Horror movies, planes, and automobiles. Greg still has a child's taste in movies and Cangro determines what terrible smells aren't too terrible. ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2236</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,laughs,lifestyle,pbr,social,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Saving Private Diesel</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Cangro back in the Big Apple. We switch things up this time with some blind rankings, and please for the love of God forgive Greg's poor judgement and opinions.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62146126</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Sep 2024 16:14:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62146126/cangro_back_in_ny.mp3" length="56688684" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52687bc5-fb44-436e-b419-fa97bfacaa21/52687bc5-fb44-436e-b419-fa97bfacaa21.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52687bc5-fb44-436e-b419-fa97bfacaa21/52687bc5-fb44-436e-b419-fa97bfacaa21.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/52687bc5-fb44-436e-b419-fa97bfacaa21/52687bc5-fb44-436e-b419-fa97bfacaa21.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cangro back in the Big Apple. We switch things up this time with some blind rankings, and please for the love of God forgive Greg's poor judgement and opinions.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cangro back in the Big Apple. We switch things up this time with some blind rankings, and please for the love of God forgive Greg's poor judgement and opinions.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3544</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,lifestyle,pbr,rankings,social,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Truck Life (Feat. Pat McAvoy)</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[We are joined by an initially quiet Pat McAvoy until truck life and gas stations enters the conversation. Is he just a nice road trucker looking for a Hollywood Hills head? Be aware of our first and only sponsor that offers himself as just a friend - Lukas Hall.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62005609</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Sep 2024 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62005609/zoom_with_pat_part_2.mp3" length="30310895" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/481c5b39-2818-4719-b54e-31cfbdf727d1/481c5b39-2818-4719-b54e-31cfbdf727d1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/481c5b39-2818-4719-b54e-31cfbdf727d1/481c5b39-2818-4719-b54e-31cfbdf727d1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/481c5b39-2818-4719-b54e-31cfbdf727d1/481c5b39-2818-4719-b54e-31cfbdf727d1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are joined by an initially quiet Pat McAvoy until truck life and gas stations enters the conversation. Is he just a nice road trucker looking for a Hollywood Hills head? Be aware of our first and only sponsor that offers himself as just a friend -...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are joined by an initially quiet Pat McAvoy until truck life and gas stations enters the conversation. Is he just a nice road trucker looking for a Hollywood Hills head? Be aware of our first and only sponsor that offers himself as just a friend - Lukas Hall.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1895</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,comedy,conversation,lifestyle,pbr,social,trucklife</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Back in the New York (and Colorado) Groove</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[After a long and much needed hiatus, the lads are back in their groove. From Colorado, to Texas, to Maine, to Maryland, and then back to New York/Colorado, we have found home base - Zoom Workplace. Tune in for the new and improved 'The Shaved Bear' with audio quality that I think will finally suffice!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61333517</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2024 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61333517/zoom_1_first_part_upload_this_one.mp3" length="40136693" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47d7c99f-1239-42df-b3a4-f3fb998b1188/47d7c99f-1239-42df-b3a4-f3fb998b1188.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47d7c99f-1239-42df-b3a4-f3fb998b1188/47d7c99f-1239-42df-b3a4-f3fb998b1188.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/47d7c99f-1239-42df-b3a4-f3fb998b1188/47d7c99f-1239-42df-b3a4-f3fb998b1188.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After a long and much needed hiatus, the lads are back in their groove. From Colorado, to Texas, to Maine, to Maryland, and then back to New York/Colorado, we have found home base - Zoom Workplace. Tune in for the new and improved 'The Shaved Bear'...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After a long and much needed hiatus, the lads are back in their groove. From Colorado, to Texas, to Maine, to Maryland, and then back to New York/Colorado, we have found home base - Zoom Workplace. Tune in for the new and improved 'The Shaved Bear' with audio quality that I think will finally suffice!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2509</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,colorado,comedy,lifestyle,newyork,pbr,social</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Cowboy 101 with Charlie Hayes</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[We got a chance to sit down with Charlie Hayes and chat about bull riding, his recovery, and just exactly how he tackles life in this interview with a great bull rider, and an even better dude.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60514454</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jun 2024 11:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60514454/charlie_hayes_interview.mp3" length="15625030" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0e349ae5-c808-47f2-be8b-7dc966cb47d2/0e349ae5-c808-47f2-be8b-7dc966cb47d2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0e349ae5-c808-47f2-be8b-7dc966cb47d2/0e349ae5-c808-47f2-be8b-7dc966cb47d2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0e349ae5-c808-47f2-be8b-7dc966cb47d2/0e349ae5-c808-47f2-be8b-7dc966cb47d2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We got a chance to sit down with Charlie Hayes and chat about bull riding, his recovery, and just exactly how he tackles life in this interview with a great bull rider, and an even better dude.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We got a chance to sit down with Charlie Hayes and chat about bull riding, his recovery, and just exactly how he tackles life in this interview with a great bull rider, and an even better dude.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>977</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bullriding,charliehayes,comedy,culture,lifestyle,pbr,society,sports,theshavedbear</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0194a30b555012b26252fed6572da507.jpg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Maine Garage Banter</title><link>https://www.driftedlife.com/</link><description><![CDATA[Finding our intro, ridiculous viral (mostly condom) challenges, and the only type of coversation that happens in an unstructurally sound garage. Check out the mindless side of The Shaved Bear.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60457755</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2024 11:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60457755/luke_ryan_and_i_final.mp3" length="35847149" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ec20f8a0-8e50-4711-a70f-9fc194c71a76/ec20f8a0-8e50-4711-a70f-9fc194c71a76.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ec20f8a0-8e50-4711-a70f-9fc194c71a76/ec20f8a0-8e50-4711-a70f-9fc194c71a76.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ec20f8a0-8e50-4711-a70f-9fc194c71a76/ec20f8a0-8e50-4711-a70f-9fc194c71a76.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>The Shaved Bear</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Finding our intro, ridiculous viral (mostly condom) challenges, and the only type of coversation that happens in an unstructurally sound garage. 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