https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/don-t-get-the-soup--4569565enComedyCopyright Miles Hlivkohttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/172bbdd9e6c9f0c2421e3e7e3eb32b58.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/don-t-get-the-soup--4569565Sat, 15 Mar 2025 12:53:27 +0000Miles HlivkoMiles Hlivkofeeds@spreaker.comIt's a Show and Tell show! Miles, John, and Beckee take turns presenting unique (and sometimes disturbing) interests like music subcultures, ceremonial magic, bizarre fiction and more.yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/50-mercury-in-gatorade--48427492https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48427492Mon, 24 Jan 2022 18:17:48 +0000Miles HlivkoWhat is Mercury in Retrograde and why is it ruining Miles' plans? Also: Grandparent bait-and-switch, and John's got new meds!1808astrology,chat,comedy,funny,health,mental,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/49-the-morality-of-immortality--48348946https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48348946Tue, 18 Jan 2022 16:34:44 +0000Miles HlivkoWould an AI clone of your consciousness be evil? ...and would it really be "you"?1798ai,artificial,chat,comedy,ethics,evil,funny,futurology,intelligence,morality,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/48-year-in-review-2021--48055579https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48055579Sat, 25 Dec 2021 16:27:44 +0000Miles HlivkoMiles and Beckee compare expectations vs reality for the year 202118712021,chat,comedy,funny,in,recap,review,talk,yearyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/47-physical-therapy-for-smelling--47923837https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47923837Tue, 14 Dec 2021 22:26:54 +0000Miles HlivkoHow to train your sense of smell to come back after losing it to COVID-19 or because you got punched really hard.1682chat,comedy,covid,funny,smell,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/46-hot-coffee-lawsuit--47584567https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47584567Sun, 21 Nov 2021 12:54:20 +0000Miles HlivkoThat dumb hot coffee lawsuit wasn't as dumb as you think, Miles has superhuman hearing, and we should all agree to pretend that fake diamonds are real.2142audiophile,chat,comedy,diamonds,funny,lawsuit,music,talk,vinylyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/45-the-vapes-of-wrath--47486557https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47486557Mon, 15 Nov 2021 17:45:59 +0000Miles HlivkoThe gang gets edgy, medical procedures that went away for good reason, and a firsthand encounter with the Time Knife.2013chat,comedy,funny,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/44-llamageddon-drinking-game--47379674https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47379674Mon, 08 Nov 2021 21:15:41 +0000Miles HlivkoSeason Two starts now! Miles took a sketch comedy writing class, there's a fun drinking game to go along with the movie Llamageddon, and hear the long slow goodbye to a beat up old car.2343chat,comedy,funny,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/47-the-goose-is-a-bastard--46525659https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46525659Wed, 15 Sep 2021 02:17:49 +0000Miles HlivkoAll gooses are bastards, especially the Canadian ones, but one goose in p-articular really gets OUR goose. Also, Miles is dead so Charlie from Memphis fills in until corpse reanimation technology catches up with the rest of the world.2285chat,corpse,dead,funny,gaming,goose,is,miles,reanimation,tag,talk,wowyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/46-stripping-is-forbidden-in-cincinnati--46413910https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46413910Tue, 07 Sep 2021 15:26:22 +0000Miles HlivkoJoin us for GAME NIGHT 10/9/21! Play Jackbox games with the DGTS crew and listeners. Send us a DM on Instagram @dontgetthesoup or on Twitter @fakerealmiles to get the details!2274chat,cincinnati,club,comedy,covington,funny,kentucky,ohio,strip,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/45-how-tarot-works--46206665https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46206665Mon, 23 Aug 2021 17:17:48 +0000Miles HlivkoMiles does 10 Card readings for Beckee and John, then explains how a tarot reading actually works - even if you don't believe in it!3138chat,comedy,esoteric,funny,horoscope,magic,magick,mystic,mystical,occult,spiritual,spirituality,talk,tarotyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/44-artist-wrestling-tarot-reading--46116885https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46116885Mon, 16 Aug 2021 17:45:28 +0000Miles HlivkoMiles moved to Ohio just in time to see the Artist Wrestling League which is just as confusing as you think it is!2104chat,comedy,funny,ohio,talk,tarot,wrestlingyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/43-don-t-feed-the-trolls--45846097https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45846097Mon, 09 Aug 2021 07:00:08 +0000Miles HlivkoWelcome to the internet, I'll be your guide. Rule number one: do not feed the trolls. Listen to find out why.1694chat,comedy,facebook,funny,instagram,internet,media,online,social,talk,troll,trolls,twitteryes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/42-worst-sports-team-names--45845903https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45845903Mon, 02 Aug 2021 07:00:06 +0000Miles HlivkoIn the spirit of the Cleveland Baseball Team changing their name, we discuss some of the worst sports team names and mascots in history.1407akron,baseball,chat,cleveland,comedy,funny,modesto,sports,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/41-don-t-win-the-lottery--45845721https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45845721Mon, 26 Jul 2021 15:05:40 +0000Miles Hlivko300 million reasons to AVOID winning the lottery AT ALL COSTS!!1520chat,comedy,con,finance,funny,lottery,money,scam,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/40-the-salton-sea--45744483https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45744483Sun, 18 Jul 2021 12:40:48 +0000Miles HlivkoJohn had penis reduction surgery, the Salton Sea is a physical manifestation of humanity's hubris, and introducing Dr. Snakelove!2206california,chat,climate,comedy,environment,funny,ohio,salton,sea,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/39-dead-man-s-curve--45388307https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45388307Mon, 21 Jun 2021 17:58:35 +0000Miles HlivkoWhat's the most dangerous street in the world? What if you had Thanos power but only could wipe out one person?3753chat,comedy,funny,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/38-i-m-literally-dead--45299074https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45299074Mon, 14 Jun 2021 18:19:00 +0000Miles HlivkoMiles has a new comedy music album and it's RIAA Certified Double Cardboard2219chat,comedy,music,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/37-dare-you-to-eat-this--45204972https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45204972Mon, 07 Jun 2021 19:31:53 +0000Miles HlivkoDescribing some of the most upsetting and awful things humans have ever chosen to eat.3765chat,comedy,food,funny.,gross,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/36-no-more-small-talk--45121524https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45121524Tue, 01 Jun 2021 13:34:42 +0000Miles HlivkoA writer proposes new questions to ask in lieu of the usual "how bout that weather" small talk.3152chat,comedy,conversation,funny,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/35-mosh-pit-etiquette--45010552https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45010552Mon, 24 May 2021 20:15:20 +0000Miles HlivkoHow to avoid poser activities and achieve ultimate dankness3991chat,comedy,concerts,crowd,funny,hardcore,metal,mosh,music,punk,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/34-vaccine-recovery-and-video-game-addiction--44882244https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44882244Mon, 17 May 2021 23:50:02 +0000Miles HlivkoMiles got his ass kicked by the COVID-19 vaccine. Free to play video games are expensive. You must shout an advertising jingle at your TV to continue watching your favorite videos.2884chat,comedy,funny,games,gaming,talk,video,wowyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/33-how-to-survive-the-apocalypse--44720276https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44720276Sun, 09 May 2021 13:54:56 +0000Miles HlivkoThree End of the World scenarios presented with three survival plans. You'll be prepared for the collapse of human civilization with this episode of Don't Get the Soup!3531alien,apocalypse,blue,chat,climate,collapse,comedy,crisis,event,funny,ocean,talk,zombieyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/33-wizard-in-the-streets-sorcerer-in-the-sheets--44612622https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44612622Mon, 03 May 2021 18:30:24 +0000Miles Hlivko(Most) people don't deserve dogs, Miles can't buy guns, and Beckee's mom field-dressed roadkill in front of a cop.4415chat,comedy,dogs,drugs,funny,guns,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/32-this-episode-is-not-about-mortal-kombat--44492665https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44492665Mon, 26 Apr 2021 15:18:46 +0000Miles HlivkoObscure music, shoulder checking pedestrians, and housework to combat depression!3980chat,comedy,fun,funny,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/31-legendary-weapons--44324225https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44324225Tue, 13 Apr 2021 23:19:22 +0000Miles HlivkoLegendary Weapons through history!3123chat,comedy,funny,history,talk,weaponsyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/30-pimple-poppin--44204779https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44204779Mon, 05 Apr 2021 14:49:01 +0000Miles HlivkoExplaining the science behind the fact that once you pop, you can't stop (throwing up)!2938chat,comedy,funny,gross,pimple,pop,popper,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/29-kitchen-nightmares--44087947https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44087947Tue, 30 Mar 2021 20:46:27 +0000Miles HlivkoKitchen injuries, gross things in your food, and other kitchen disasters!3735accidents,chat,chef,comedy,cook,cooking,food,funny,kitchen,restaurant,service,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/28-i-was-a-card-carrying-cult-member--43989991https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43989991Sun, 21 Mar 2021 20:46:04 +0000Miles HlivkoMiles joined a cult in high school. Also, we wrap up the snack bracket, and talk about the shocking smut found (by accident) in the early days of file-sharing.4318bob,church,comedy,cult,dobbs,funny,humor,internet,ivan,slack,stang,subgeniusyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/27-snack-bracket--43898470https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43898470Mon, 15 Mar 2021 16:14:41 +0000Miles HlivkoIt's March Madness but we don't watch sports so we're doing a Snack bracket to determine the best snacks on earth4265chat,comedy,food,funny,snacks,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/26-hand-in-your-man-card--43789905https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43789905Mon, 08 Mar 2021 14:37:01 +0000Miles HlivkoAlex Gervasi joins us to talk about a community of people creating conspiracy theories about her while John mansplains donuts and Beckee shares her unbridled hatred for Italian Ice.4879chat,comedy,conspiracy,funny,harassment,influencer,issues,masculinity,men,social,talk,therapy,toxic,trollyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/25-shower-with-your-dad--43675337https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43675337Sun, 28 Feb 2021 18:19:15 +0000Miles HlivkoBeckee is on vacation, so John and Miles discuss weird stuff in video games, modern masculinity, and fighting your stepdad.5140comedy,funny,games,gaming,masculinity,men,stunts,talk,therapy,video,weirdyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/24-nurse-ratchet--43573503https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43573503Sun, 21 Feb 2021 21:48:48 +0000Miles HlivkoSomebody with a real job stops by to tell us about horrors from the emergency room!4250comedy,er,funny,gross,medical,nursingyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/23-visit-dystopian-ohio--43479754https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43479754Mon, 15 Feb 2021 20:11:30 +0000Miles HlivkoChip dip, devil strips, and literal rivers of $#!& - just a few of the reasons you should move to fabulous Ohio!4463akron,cleveland,comedy,cuyahoga,devil,funny,lawsons,lawson's,ohio,strip,talk,tourismyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/22-old-people-was-f-kin--43338213https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43338213Sun, 07 Feb 2021 22:31:40 +0000Miles HlivkoThe next time some old person says your music is too raunchy, tell them about these nasty songs they were probably dancing to back in the day.3400comedy,funny,music,raunchy,ribald,sex,wapyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/21-we-are-professional-broadcasters--43215105https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43215105Sun, 31 Jan 2021 18:14:47 +0000Miles HlivkoEach of us talk about how we got into broadcasting, and the crazy experiences that came from working in the entertainment industry. Also, Miles and John try to talk Beckee into having sex with her husband in a morgue.4878broadcasting,comedy,entertainment,fun,funny,personal,radio,storiesyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/20-democratization-of-horror--43098657https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43098657Mon, 25 Jan 2021 00:13:59 +0000Miles HlivkoWhat happens when horror universes are created by a community? No Sleep and the SCP Foundation, that's what.3865comedy,funny,horror,nosleep,scp,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/19-bill-squire-was-mormon--42979508https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42979508Sun, 17 Jan 2021 18:32:21 +0000Miles HlivkoComedian and Alan Cox Show co-host joins us to talk about his experience growing up Mormon and eventually leaving the Mormon church.3963comedy,faith,funny,mormon,religionyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/18-eat-f-ck-smoke--42882482https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42882482Mon, 11 Jan 2021 15:05:06 +0000Miles HlivkoTired: F*ck Marry Kill // Wired: Eat F*ck Smoke5095comedy,funny,grossyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/17-smoking-on-the-train-tracks--42785127https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42785127Mon, 04 Jan 2021 16:33:02 +0000Miles HlivkoJohn is missing, beckee is quitting smoking, and Miles almost got kidnapped.4150comedy,funny,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/16-truck-stop-christmas-dinner--42695570https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42695570Mon, 28 Dec 2020 20:18:57 +0000Miles HlivkoInteresting holiday traditions from around the world, including exotic Seville, Ohio!3792christmas,comedy,funny,holiday,traditions,weirdyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/15-frozen-dead-guy--42600187https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42600187Mon, 21 Dec 2020 19:58:04 +0000Miles HlivkoThere's an annual festival in Nederland, CO celebrating a dead guy frozen in a Tuff shed! Also Miles gambled with some street drugs and got a surprise.3066comedy,funnyyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cryptid-toilet-cakes--42486431https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42486431Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:26:21 +0000Miles HlivkoCryptids are like fans of Five Finger Death Punch in that people swear they exist, but no solid evidence of their existence can be found. Also, why did Miles' friend eat cake out of a used toilet plunger?3445bigfoot,chupacabra,comedy,cryptid,funny,mothman,mysteries,mythical,toilet,unexplainedyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/13-show-us-the-ropes--42362537https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42362537Mon, 07 Dec 2020 16:33:21 +0000Miles HlivkoFind out what it's like on the good-looking side of an OnlyFans transaction and dive into the world of amateur porn!2824comedy,funny,onlyfans,porn,sexyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/12-everything-is-fake--42246950https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42246950Mon, 30 Nov 2020 22:00:31 +0000Miles HlivkoConspiracy Theories! Don't worry, no politics were discussed in this episode.3584conspiracy,funny,talk,weirdyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/3-in-memoriam--42160163https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42160163Wed, 25 Nov 2020 14:42:00 +0000Miles Hlivko3198comedy,funny,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/1-fetish-fan-fiction--42160165https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42160165Wed, 25 Nov 2020 14:41:23 +0000Miles Hlivko2077comedy,funny,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/4-magic-with-a-k--42160167https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42160167Wed, 25 Nov 2020 14:40:58 +0000Miles Hlivko3322magic,magick,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/5-celeb-side-projects--42160161https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42160161Wed, 25 Nov 2020 14:40:48 +0000Miles Hlivko4725comedy,funny,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/6-nobody-cares-about-your-kids--42160164https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42160164Wed, 25 Nov 2020 14:39:58 +0000Miles Hlivko2448comedy,funny,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/2-how-to-bang-a-merman--42160162https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42160162Wed, 25 Nov 2020 14:37:53 +0000Miles Hlivko2294comedy,funny,talkyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/11-traffic-jack--42127126https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42127126Mon, 23 Nov 2020 21:44:21 +0000Miles HlivkoSome delightful (and disturbing) things you can find on a hike through the woods.2675fae,fairy,folk,funny,hidden,public,rocks,secretyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/10-metal-is-what-pisses-off-your-parents--42008524https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42008524Mon, 16 Nov 2020 21:54:07 +0000Miles HlivkoWhat is true metal? What is a poser? Is it spelled poseur? Hard hitting questions and harder hitting music clips that are 5 seconds or less due to copyright restrictions abound in this week's episode of Don't Get the Soup \m/3261black,comedy,death,funny,grindcore,hardcore,heavy,kvlt,metal,poser,poseur,thrashyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/9-gas-station-boner-pill-olympics--41880367https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41880367Mon, 09 Nov 2020 16:31:15 +0000Miles HlivkoDiscussing the wild and wonderful world of wacky sporting events, plus Miles' better half fills in for John to tell a cautionary tale about boner pills and chicken wings.3857funny,sportsyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/8-cj-s-sideshow--41736345
Also, Beckee's husband jumps on to talk about the horrors of working at a failing supermarket.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41736345Sat, 31 Oct 2020 21:33:45 +0000Miles HlivkoOur first celebrity guest, Clown Jesus joins the show to talk about his new project CJ's Sideshow! It's a curated YouTube series highlighting unique music and celebrating love. Also, Beckee's husband jumps on to talk about the horrors of working at a...
Also, Beckee's husband jumps on to talk about the horrors of working at a failing supermarket.]]>2894art,clown,funny,jesus,music,wrestlingyes1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/7-delicious-regional-junk-food--41654355https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41654355Tue, 27 Oct 2020 01:25:48 +0000Miles HlivkoTalmbout the best bad-for-you food we've had in these united states of USA (and maybe canada a little bit too).3439akron,balls,burger,fries,garbage,la,panini,plate,rochester,saurkraut,swensonsyes1full