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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Cancatervated Nonsense</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cancatervated-nonsense--4563605</link><description><![CDATA[Cancatervate (verb): to heap up into a pile or crowd <br /><br />Lexie and Kyla, two best friends, cancatervating nonsense. Keeping you on your toes with no set topics or scripts. Just two Christian girls wanting to put a smile on your face, while touching on their own experiences, dreams, aspirations, and struggles. Full of nonsense, full of laughs. New episodes every other Monday.<br /><br /><br />(#Comedy #Christian #Nonsense #Podcast #Female #Funny #Family #Friendly #BestFriends #Encouraging)]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/4563605/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Comedy</category><copyright>Copyright Lexie &amp; Kyla</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg</url><title>Cancatervated Nonsense</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cancatervated-nonsense--4563605</link></image><lastBuildDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2022 12:20:05 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:name><itunes:email>cancatervatednonsense@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Cancatervate (verb): to heap up into a pile or crowd 

Lexie and Kyla, two best friends, cancatervating nonsense. Keeping you on your toes with no set topics or scripts. Just two Christian girls wanting to put a smile on your face, while touching on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cancatervate (verb): to heap up into a pile or crowd <br /><br />Lexie and Kyla, two best friends, cancatervating nonsense. Keeping you on your toes with no set topics or scripts. Just two Christian girls wanting to put a smile on your face, while touching on their own experiences, dreams, aspirations, and struggles. Full of nonsense, full of laughs. New episodes every other Monday.<br /><br /><br />(#Comedy #Christian #Nonsense #Podcast #Female #Funny #Family #Friendly #BestFriends #Encouraging)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>Episode #12 (Flirting)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-12-flirting--43992828</link><description><![CDATA[Are you from Tennessee, 'cause you the only TEN I see.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43992828</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2021 04:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43992828/ep_12_1.mp3" length="99561011" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Are you from Tennessee, 'cause you the only TEN I see.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Are you from Tennessee, 'cause you the only TEN I see.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2489</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christian,encouraging,entertaining,familyfriendly,flirting,funnypodcast,girls,pocast,podcast,relationships,teens</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode #11 (Dreams)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-11-dreams--43745544</link><description><![CDATA[Anybody else excitedly lucid dream about being in "The Little House On The Praire". 12-year-old Kyla sure did. Listen to this episode to hear about Lexie and Kyla's CRAZY dreams. It will certainly get weird and you will most definitely learn some things about their subconscious.<br /><br />Recorded in February 2021]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43745544</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2021 05:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43745544/dreams.mp3" length="90720129" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Anybody else excitedly lucid dream about being in "The Little House On The Praire". 12-year-old Kyla sure did. Listen to this episode to hear about Lexie and Kyla's CRAZY dreams. It will certainly get weird and you will most definitely learn some...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Anybody else excitedly lucid dream about being in "The Little House On The Praire". 12-year-old Kyla sure did. Listen to this episode to hear about Lexie and Kyla's CRAZY dreams. It will certainly get weird and you will most definitely learn some things about their subconscious.<br /><br />Recorded in February 2021]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2268</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christain,clean,comedy,dreams,family,funny,nonsense,podcasters,silly,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode #10</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10--43412103</link><description><![CDATA[Happy Valentines Day! In this special episode, we talk about being content through rough patches and how our love languages affect us. Is your love language gift giving? Help us understand, PLEASE. <br /><br />Recorded on Feb. 9, 2021]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43412103</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2021 05:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43412103/ep_10.mp3" length="103712391" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Happy Valentines Day! In this special episode, we talk about being content through rough patches and how our love languages affect us. Is your love language gift giving? Help us understand, PLEASE. 

Recorded on Feb. 9, 2021</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy Valentines Day! In this special episode, we talk about being content through rough patches and how our love languages affect us. Is your love language gift giving? Help us understand, PLEASE. <br /><br />Recorded on Feb. 9, 2021]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2593</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>10,christian,clean,comedy,conentment,funny,goofy,lovelanuages,podcast,teen,top,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode #9</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9--43101069</link><description><![CDATA[Insecurities... everyone struggles with them. In this episode, we discuss our insecurities and how we try to overcome them as young, Christian girls in this world.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43101069</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2021 05:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43101069/ep_9.mp3" length="97587199" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Insecurities... everyone struggles with them. In this episode, we discuss our insecurities and how we try to overcome them as young, Christian girls in this world.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Insecurities... everyone struggles with them. In this episode, we discuss our insecurities and how we try to overcome them as young, Christian girls in this world.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2440</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christians,encourage,encouragement,family,girls,insecurities,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode #8</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-8--42828978</link><description><![CDATA[Happy New Year! I know we’re a bit late but better late than never, right? In this episode, we talk about New Year's resolutions and some of our own goals for 2021! Whether it be a better morning schedule, acing a black belt test, or finally learning to do a push-up,  we’re determined to better ourselves. <br /><br />Recorded Jan.5, 2021]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42828978</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2021 05:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42828978/ep_8.mp3" length="72994480" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Happy New Year! I know we’re a bit late but better late than never, right? In this episode, we talk about New Year's resolutions and some of our own goals for 2021! Whether it be a better morning schedule, acing a black belt test, or finally learning...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy New Year! I know we’re a bit late but better late than never, right? In this episode, we talk about New Year's resolutions and some of our own goals for 2021! Whether it be a better morning schedule, acing a black belt test, or finally learning to do a push-up,  we’re determined to better ourselves. <br /><br />Recorded Jan.5, 2021]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1825</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adult,clean,comedy,family,funny,new,nonsense,podcast,teen,women,year,young</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode #7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-7--42474030</link><description><![CDATA[Ice Ice baby and Merry December, y'all! In this episode, we talk about holiday traditions from pickles to Mexican fiestas. Ho Ho Ho, who needs presents when you've got giant socks?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42474030</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2020 05:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42474030/episode_7.mp3" length="83270007" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ice Ice baby and Merry December, y'all! In this episode, we talk about holiday traditions from pickles to Mexican fiestas. Ho Ho Ho, who needs presents when you've got giant socks?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ice Ice baby and Merry December, y'all! In this episode, we talk about holiday traditions from pickles to Mexican fiestas. Ho Ho Ho, who needs presents when you've got giant socks?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2082</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bestfriends,christian,christiangirls,christians,christmas,clean,comedy,encouraging,familyfriendly,funny,holidays,nonsense,podcast,teenagers</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode #6</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-6--42221332</link><description><![CDATA[In this episode, we judge a book by its cover. Literally. From van life to Moby Dick vibes, try to guess the plot of these books with crazy covers. Lexie and I use our imaginations to come up with thrilling plots for some book covers and things get weird. Some are easy to guess while others not so much. Can you get any of them right?<br /><br />Recorded November 3rd, 2020]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42221332</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2020 04:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42221332/episode_6.mp3" length="100573517" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>In this episode, we judge a book by its cover. Literally. From van life to Moby Dick vibes, try to guess the plot of these books with crazy covers. Lexie and I use our imaginations to come up with thrilling plots for some book covers and things get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[In this episode, we judge a book by its cover. Literally. From van life to Moby Dick vibes, try to guess the plot of these books with crazy covers. Lexie and I use our imaginations to come up with thrilling plots for some book covers and things get weird. Some are easy to guess while others not so much. Can you get any of them right?<br /><br />Recorded November 3rd, 2020]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2515</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>6,book,clean,comedy,cover,episode,freinds,funny,nonsense,teen,top</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode #5</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-5--41993877</link><description><![CDATA[Things are getting steamy this episode... We're talking about shower thoughts! Is November too early to decorate for Christmas? Who knows. From Lexie's sister spontaneously wanting us to feel how soft her hands were to debating the term "Gassy", you'll find it here. <br /><br />recorded: November 3rd, 2020]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41993877</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2020 05:00:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41993877/episode_5.mp3" length="113282611" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Things are getting steamy this episode... We're talking about shower thoughts! Is November too early to decorate for Christmas? Who knows. From Lexie's sister spontaneously wanting us to feel how soft her hands were to debating the term "Gassy",...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Things are getting steamy this episode... We're talking about shower thoughts! Is November too early to decorate for Christmas? Who knows. From Lexie's sister spontaneously wanting us to feel how soft her hands were to debating the term "Gassy", you'll find it here. <br /><br />recorded: November 3rd, 2020]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2833</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christmas,clean,comedy,funny,nonsense,podcast,showerthought,teen</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode #4</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-4--41720831</link><description><![CDATA[Spicy onion, sizzling BEEF! Beware of the minds of the young, what comes off of the tongue will be sung and strung. If you don’t think you are weird, then you are weird; if you think you are normal, you are not normal. Nothing is as it seems... or so it seems. In this episode, we go over the crazy things we did and believed as kids. warning! it gets weird...<br /><br />Recorded: October 27th, 2020]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41720831</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2020 04:55:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41720831/episode_4.mp3" length="115847835" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Spicy onion, sizzling BEEF! Beware of the minds of the young, what comes off of the tongue will be sung and strung. If you don’t think you are weird, then you are weird; if you think you are normal, you are not normal. Nothing is as it seems... or so...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Spicy onion, sizzling BEEF! Beware of the minds of the young, what comes off of the tongue will be sung and strung. If you don’t think you are weird, then you are weird; if you think you are normal, you are not normal. Nothing is as it seems... or so it seems. In this episode, we go over the crazy things we did and believed as kids. warning! it gets weird...<br /><br />Recorded: October 27th, 2020]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2897</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cancatervatednonsense,christian,clean,comedy,family,funny,silly,teen</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode #3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-3--41525977</link><description><![CDATA[Casper, is that you? Oh, nevermind, it's just Fred. <br />Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the tapping on the glass give you a fright...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41525977</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2020 04:12:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41525977/episode_3.mp3" length="113534431" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Casper, is that you? Oh, nevermind, it's just Fred. 
Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the tapping on the glass give you a fright...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Casper, is that you? Oh, nevermind, it's just Fred. <br />Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the tapping on the glass give you a fright...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2839</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christian,comedy,episode,funny,ghosts,new,nonsense,podcast,random,scary,silly,spooky,teen,weird</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode #2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-2--41300372</link><description><![CDATA[Basically, all you are going to hear is all of the basics. Pumpkin spice and glitter lights loved with all of your might, falling every step of the way. In this episode, we talk about all things fall as you should on the first day of fall. <br /><br />Recorded: September 22, 2020]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41300372</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 04:23:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41300372/episode_2.mp3" length="67726105" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Basically, all you are going to hear is all of the basics. Pumpkin spice and glitter lights loved with all of your might, falling every step of the way. In this episode, we talk about all things fall as you should on the first day of fall. 

Recorded:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Basically, all you are going to hear is all of the basics. Pumpkin spice and glitter lights loved with all of your might, falling every step of the way. In this episode, we talk about all things fall as you should on the first day of fall. <br /><br />Recorded: September 22, 2020]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1694</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode #1</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-1--41297232</link><description><![CDATA[Nonsensical questions tied with nonsensical answers. Do you want a different kind of weird? We got you covered. My little pumpkin elephant, crunch crunch carrot munch, and a heated debate over food categories. Hot or cold.... why even bother?<br /><br />Recorded: September 15, 2020]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41297232</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2020 04:06:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41297232/episode_1.mp3" length="75921240" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nonsensical questions tied with nonsensical answers. Do you want a different kind of weird? We got you covered. My little pumpkin elephant, crunch crunch carrot munch, and a heated debate over food categories. Hot or cold.... why even bother?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nonsensical questions tied with nonsensical answers. Do you want a different kind of weird? We got you covered. My little pumpkin elephant, crunch crunch carrot munch, and a heated debate over food categories. Hot or cold.... why even bother?<br /><br />Recorded: September 15, 2020]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1898</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christian,comedy,episode,first,funny,new,nonsense,podcast,silly,teen</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Introduction</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/introduction--41287054</link><description><![CDATA[Welcome to where the nonsense cancatervates...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41287054</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2020 05:10:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41287054/intro.mp3" length="2387591" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Lexie &amp; Kyla</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to where the nonsense cancatervates...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Welcome to where the nonsense cancatervates...]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>60</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christian,comedy,encouraging,fun,funny,intro,new,nonsense,podcast,popular,relatable,weird,willis</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/24c316b34522d080bd82857608369530.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
