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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Talking Hawks</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/talking-hawks</link><description><![CDATA[Seattle Seahawks talk like you've never heard before. Listen as stand up comic Jesse Roberts and avid life long Seahawks fan tries to convince and educate stand up comic and non NFL or Seahawks fan Carl Champagne on the greatness of our favorite NFL team. 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Listen as stand up comic Jesse Roberts and avid life long Seahawks fan tries to convince and educate stand up comic and non NFL or Seahawks fan Carl Champagne on the greatness of our favorite NFL...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Seattle Seahawks talk like you've never heard before. Listen as stand up comic Jesse Roberts and avid life long Seahawks fan tries to convince and educate stand up comic and non NFL or Seahawks fan Carl Champagne on the greatness of our favorite NFL team. 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(Seahawks, NFL, Comedians, Funny)</googleplay:description><googleplay:category text="Sports &amp; Recreation"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit><item><title>Concussion Protocol</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/concussion-protocol</link><description><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl discuss some football, some Seahawks, and a lot of other stuff, including but not limited to wobbly knees, car crashes, and hair doos. And less we forget, Jesse talks about how the Seahawks did not really come close to his bold predictions.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43028627</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2021 16:52:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43028627/concussion_protocol.mp3" length="118274011" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jesse and Carl discuss some football, some Seahawks, and a lot of other stuff, including but not limited to wobbly knees, car crashes, and hair doos. And less we forget, Jesse talks about how the Seahawks did not really come close to his bold predictions.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl discuss some football, some Seahawks, and a lot of other stuff, including but not limited to wobbly knees, car crashes, and hair doos. And less we forget, Jesse talks about how the Seahawks did not really come close to his bold predictions.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3696</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bay,brady,chiefs,concussion,dk,metcalf,playoffs,protocol,russell,seahawks,seattle,tampa,tom,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Jesse and Carl discuss some football, some Seahawks, and a lot of other stuff, including but not limited to wobbly knees, car crashes, and hair doos. And less we forget, Jesse talks about how the Seahawks did not really come close to his bold predictions.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Seahawks Eulogy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/exit-stage-left</link><description><![CDATA[Well, that was disappointing. I'm not just talking about the Talking Hawks season, no, I'm talking about the Seahawks early exit from the playoffs. Jesse and Carl talk about it through the pain through tears and bitterness. Feel free to lament with us while we talk about everything Seahawks.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42906141</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2021 21:24:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42906141/exit_stage_left.mp3" length="92071313" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, that was disappointing. I'm not just talking about the Talking Hawks season, no, I'm talking about the Seahawks early exit from the playoffs. Jesse and Carl talk about it through the pain through tears and bitterness. Feel free to lament with us...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, that was disappointing. I'm not just talking about the Talking Hawks season, no, I'm talking about the Seahawks early exit from the playoffs. Jesse and Carl talk about it through the pain through tears and bitterness. Feel free to lament with us while we talk about everything Seahawks.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2878</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>card,dk,jalen,metcalf,nfc,rams,ramsey,russell,seahawks,seattle,wild,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Well, that was disappointing. I'm not just talking about the Talking Hawks season, no, I'm talking about the Seahawks early exit from the playoffs. Jesse and Carl talk about it through the pain through tears and bitterness. Feel free to lament with us while we talk about everything Seahawks.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Rams Again?!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/the-rams-again</link><description><![CDATA[The Seahawks continue to look good in the last regular season game of the year. We look forward to the playoffs where the Seahawks will play the Rams for the third time this season. Plus Tyler Lockett and Dk Metcalf set individual Seahawk records. Jesse and Carl talk about it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42800209</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2021 16:46:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42800209/the_rams_again.mp3" length="79326901" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Seahawks continue to look good in the last regular season game of the year. We look forward to the playoffs where the Seahawks will play the Rams for the third time this season. Plus Tyler Lockett and Dk Metcalf set individual Seahawk records....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Seahawks continue to look good in the last regular season game of the year. We look forward to the playoffs where the Seahawks will play the Rams for the third time this season. Plus Tyler Lockett and Dk Metcalf set individual Seahawk records. Jesse and Carl talk about it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2479</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>100,champs,dk,largent,lockett,metcalf,nfc,russell,seahawks,seattle,tyler,weekend,wildcard,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The Seahawks continue to look good in the last regular season game of the year. We look forward to the playoffs where the Seahawks will play the Rams for the third time this season. Plus Tyler Lockett and Dk Metcalf set individual Seahawk records. Jesse and Carl talk about it.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>New Years Special</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/new-years-episode</link><description><![CDATA[Carl and Jesse talk about the Hawks... But you could have guessed that. More specifically, they talk about what the Seahawks can accomplish in 2021. They also hash through their own new year's goals. Thanks everyone for listening in 2020!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42752243</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2021 21:52:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42752243/new_years_episode.mp3" length="69387831" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Carl and Jesse talk about the Hawks... But you could have guessed that. More specifically, they talk about what the Seahawks can accomplish in 2021. They also hash through their own new year's goals. Thanks everyone for listening in 2020!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Carl and Jesse talk about the Hawks... But you could have guessed that. More specifically, they talk about what the Seahawks can accomplish in 2021. They also hash through their own new year's goals. Thanks everyone for listening in 2020!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2169</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2021,bowl,carroll,dk,metcalf,new,pete,playoffs,russell,seahawks,super,wilson,years</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Carl and Jesse talk about the Hawks... But you could have guessed that. More specifically, they talk about what the Seahawks can accomplish in 2021. They also hash through their own new year's goals. Thanks everyone for listening in 2020!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>NFC WEST CHAMPS</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/rams-recap</link><description><![CDATA[The Seahawks beat the Rams and won the west in one fell swoop as hawks do. The fellas talk about records falling, awards being handed out, and plenty of juicy scenarios for the playoffs. They also cover defense and offensive line (Hold your applause).]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42705150</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2020 13:17:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42705150/rams_recap.mp3" length="107478961" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Seahawks beat the Rams and won the west in one fell swoop as hawks do. The fellas talk about records falling, awards being handed out, and plenty of juicy scenarios for the playoffs. They also cover defense and offensive line (Hold your applause).</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Seahawks beat the Rams and won the west in one fell swoop as hawks do. The fellas talk about records falling, awards being handed out, and plenty of juicy scenarios for the playoffs. They also cover defense and offensive line (Hold your applause).]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3359</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adams,carroll,champs,defense,dk,goal,jamal,kj,line,metcalf,mvp,nfc,playoffs,stand,west,wilson,wright</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The Seahawks beat the Rams and won the west in one fell swoop as hawks do. The fellas talk about records falling, awards being handed out, and plenty of juicy scenarios for the playoffs. They also cover defense and offensive line (Hold your applause).</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Parlays are for Suckers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/washington-recap</link><description><![CDATA[Draft Kings gave Jesse a free $1000 bet that hinged in part on the Seahawks winning. The Seahawks won! We are in first place in the NFC West again and heading back to the playoffs! And maybe, just maybe, Carl is becoming a Seahawks fan. The fellas talk about it all, and then some.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42615540</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2020 17:52:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42615540/washington_recap.mp3" length="93641167" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Draft Kings gave Jesse a free $1000 bet that hinged in part on the Seahawks winning. The Seahawks won! We are in first place in the NFC West again and heading back to the playoffs! And maybe, just maybe, Carl is becoming a Seahawks fan. The fellas...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Draft Kings gave Jesse a free $1000 bet that hinged in part on the Seahawks winning. The Seahawks won! We are in first place in the NFC West again and heading back to the playoffs! And maybe, just maybe, Carl is becoming a Seahawks fan. The fellas talk about it all, and then some.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2927</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dk,draft,kings,lockett,metcalf,mvp,playoffs,russell,seahawks,seattle,tyler,washington,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Draft Kings gave Jesse a free $1000 bet that hinged in part on the Seahawks winning. The Seahawks won! We are in first place in the NFC West again and heading back to the playoffs! And maybe, just maybe, Carl is becoming a Seahawks fan. The fellas talk about it all, and then some.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>40-3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/40-3</link><description><![CDATA[The Seahawks finally get a blowout. It feels wrong to break everything down as if the Hawks played a real opponent. The fellas do their best talking excessive celebration and Lockett's consistency. Then everything goes sideways talking sweatpants, commercials, and much more.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42490533</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2020 12:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42490533/40_3.mp3" length="123314599" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Seahawks finally get a blowout. It feels wrong to break everything down as if the Hawks played a real opponent. The fellas do their best talking excessive celebration and Lockett's consistency. Then everything goes sideways talking sweatpants,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Seahawks finally get a blowout. It feels wrong to break everything down as if the Hawks played a real opponent. The fellas do their best talking excessive celebration and Lockett's consistency. Then everything goes sideways talking sweatpants, commercials, and much more.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3854</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blowout,carroll,dissly,dk,jets,lockett,metcalf,mvp,pete,russell,seahawks,seattle,tyler,will,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The Seahawks finally get a blowout. It feels wrong to break everything down as if the Hawks played a real opponent. The fellas do their best talking excessive celebration and Lockett's consistency. Then everything goes sideways talking sweatpants, commercials, and much more.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Circling Back Through the Pain</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/circling-back-through-the-pain</link><description><![CDATA[Well, that didn't go as planned. The Seahawks lose to the Giants. In true, sadist fashion, Jesse and Carl talk through it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42417906</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2020 16:36:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42417906/circling_back_through_the_pain.mp3" length="94971949" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, that didn't go as planned. The Seahawks lose to the Giants. In true, sadist fashion, Jesse and Carl talk through it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, that didn't go as planned. The Seahawks lose to the Giants. In true, sadist fashion, Jesse and Carl talk through it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2968</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>carroll,dk,giants,metcalf,mvp,nfc,nfl,pete,russell,seahawks,seattle,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Well, that didn't go as planned. The Seahawks lose to the Giants. In true, sadist fashion, Jesse and Carl talk through it.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Situational Football</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/getting-chippy</link><description><![CDATA[It's starting to get chippy. Well, at least on the field. We are feeling great every where else. Seahawks come off another win, they are in first place in the NFC West, and Carl likes Russell Wilson. Jesse and Carl talk about it all.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42263879</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2020 18:24:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42263879/getting_chippy.mp3" length="94877491" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's starting to get chippy. Well, at least on the field. We are feeling great every where else. Seahawks come off another win, they are in first place in the NFC West, and Carl likes Russell Wilson. Jesse and Carl talk about it all.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's starting to get chippy. Well, at least on the field. We are feeling great every where else. Seahawks come off another win, they are in first place in the NFC West, and Carl likes Russell Wilson. Jesse and Carl talk about it all.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2965</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>carroll,chippy,dk,eagles,espn,football,metcalf,mnf,nfc,pete,russell,seahawks,seattle,situational,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>It's starting to get chippy. Well, at least on the field. We are feeling great every where else. Seahawks come off another win, they are in first place in the NFC West, and Carl likes Russell Wilson. Jesse and Carl talk about it all.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Talking Individual Hawks</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/talking-individual-hawks</link><description><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl talk about a few individual Seahawks players. They hit a bunch of random topics including upcoming Mike Tyson fight.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42148514</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2020 21:39:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42148514/talking_individual_hawks.mp3" length="101630039" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jesse and Carl talk about a few individual Seahawks players. They hit a bunch of random topics including upcoming Mike Tyson fight.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl talk about a few individual Seahawks players. They hit a bunch of random topics including upcoming Mike Tyson fight.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3176</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Jesse and Carl talk about a few individual Seahawks players. They hit a bunch of random topics including upcoming Mike Tyson fight.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Carlos Hyde</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/dr-jeckyl-and-mr-carlos-hyde</link><description><![CDATA[The Seahawks looked like a good football team again. Probably the best team in football... Players stepped up big like Carlos Hyde and Carlos Dunlap. Unfortunately, there are no more Carlos's. Jesse and Carl talk about it all.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42077640</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2020 17:33:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42077640/dr_jeckyl_and_mr_carlos_hyde.mp3" length="101391803" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Seahawks looked like a good football team again. Probably the best team in football... Players stepped up big like Carlos Hyde and Carlos Dunlap. Unfortunately, there are no more Carlos's. Jesse and Carl talk about it all.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Seahawks looked like a good football team again. Probably the best team in football... Players stepped up big like Carlos Hyde and Carlos Dunlap. Unfortunately, there are no more Carlos's. Jesse and Carl talk about it all.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3169</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arizona,cardinals,carroll,dunlap,hopkins,hyde,kyler,murray,mvp,nfc,seahawks,seattle,tnf,west,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The Seahawks looked like a good football team again. Probably the best team in football... Players stepped up big like Carlos Hyde and Carlos Dunlap. Unfortunately, there are no more Carlos's. Jesse and Carl talk about it all.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Interception Connection (Seahawks vs Rams)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/interception-connection</link><description><![CDATA[The end of the season is near! Repent and turn from your sins. Jesse and Carl talk about what is going wrong with the Seahawks, from interceptions to sacks. But hey, Meyers drilled a 61 yard field goal, so thats cool. (The season is actually over. There is light at the end of the tunnel.)]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42022217</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2020 16:57:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42022217/interception_connection.mp3" length="100631117" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The end of the season is near! Repent and turn from your sins. Jesse and Carl talk about what is going wrong with the Seahawks, from interceptions to sacks. But hey, Meyers drilled a 61 yard field goal, so thats cool. (The season is actually over....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The end of the season is near! Repent and turn from your sins. Jesse and Carl talk about what is going wrong with the Seahawks, from interceptions to sacks. But hey, Meyers drilled a 61 yard field goal, so thats cool. (The season is actually over. There is light at the end of the tunnel.)]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3145</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2020,61,carrol,dk,endofdays,field,goal,losing,metcalf,mvp,nfc,nfl,pete,rams,russell,seahawks,streak,turnovers,west,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The end of the season is near! Repent and turn from your sins. Jesse and Carl talk about what is going wrong with the Seahawks, from interceptions to sacks. But hey, Meyers drilled a 61 yard field goal, so thats cool. (The season is actually over. There is light at the end of the tunnel.)</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Seahawks Vs Bills Recap (Yikes)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/seahawks-vs-buffalo-recap</link><description><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl talk over Seattle's second lost. Russell Wilson has lost his MVP bid. Alex Trebek died. Worst weekend ever. But there is still hope! Plus, they discuss minor racism.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41901633</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2020 15:03:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41901633/seahawks_vs_buffalo_recap.mp3" length="99347146" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jesse and Carl talk over Seattle's second lost. Russell Wilson has lost his MVP bid. Alex Trebek died. Worst weekend ever. But there is still hope! Plus, they discuss minor racism.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl talk over Seattle's second lost. Russell Wilson has lost his MVP bid. Alex Trebek died. Worst weekend ever. But there is still hope! Plus, they discuss minor racism.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3105</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>6-2,bills,connery,historic,jeopardy,jeopardy!,mvp,russell,seahawks,seattle,trebek,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Jesse and Carl talk over Seattle's second lost. Russell Wilson has lost his MVP bid. Alex Trebek died. Worst weekend ever. But there is still hope! Plus, they discuss minor racism.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Top 100 NFL Players (Seahawks)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/top-100-nfl-players_1</link><description><![CDATA[Every year the NFL puts out a list of the 100 best players. Carl and Jesse talk about all the Seahawks that made the list!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41830775</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2020 17:55:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41830775/top_100_nfl_players.mp3" length="135678668" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Every year the NFL puts out a list of the 100 best players. Carl and Jesse talk about all the Seahawks that made the list!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Every year the NFL puts out a list of the 100 best players. Carl and Jesse talk about all the Seahawks that made the list!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4240</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>100,adams,bobby,carroll,dk,jamal,lockett,metcalf,mvp,nfl,pete,russell,seahawks,tyler,wagner,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Every year the NFL puts out a list of the 100 best players. Carl and Jesse talk about all the Seahawks that made the list!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>DK Metcalf Strikes Gold</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/metcalf-strikes-gold</link><description><![CDATA[Carl and Jesse break down the Seahawks win over the 49ers. They dabble in some election talk and conspiracy theorists. Jesse implicates himself as a serial killer. Be sure to subscribe and like the show!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41776838</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2020 17:10:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41776838/metcalf_strikes_gold.mp3" length="111854157" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Carl and Jesse break down the Seahawks win over the 49ers. They dabble in some election talk and conspiracy theorists. Jesse implicates himself as a serial killer. Be sure to subscribe and like the show!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Carl and Jesse break down the Seahawks win over the 49ers. They dabble in some election talk and conspiracy theorists. Jesse implicates himself as a serial killer. Be sure to subscribe and like the show!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3496</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>49ers,alex,carroll,champs,dk,election,jones,metcalf,moore,mvp,nfc,pete,russell,seahawks,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Carl and Jesse break down the Seahawks win over the 49ers. They dabble in some election talk and conspiracy theorists. Jesse implicates himself as a serial killer. Be sure to subscribe and like the show!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Back to Earth (Week 7 Recap Seahawks vs Cardinals)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/back-to-earth-week-7-recap-seahawks-vs-c_1</link><description><![CDATA[Well, you can't win em all. But, it was fun while it lasted. Jesse and Carl talk through the loss. Carl notices Jesse is different after a loss. The world is not over though. Screw you Cardinals. Be sure to subscribe!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41687159</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2020 20:49:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41687159/back_to_earth_week_7_recap_seahawks_vs_cardinals.mp3" length="81657441" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well, you can't win em all. But, it was fun while it lasted. Jesse and Carl talk through the loss. Carl notices Jesse is different after a loss. The world is not over though. Screw you Cardinals. Be sure to subscribe!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well, you can't win em all. But, it was fun while it lasted. Jesse and Carl talk through the loss. Carl notices Jesse is different after a loss. The world is not over though. Screw you Cardinals. Be sure to subscribe!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2552</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cardinals,carroll,mvp,pete,russell,seahawks,seattle,undefeated,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Well, you can't win em all. But, it was fun while it lasted. Jesse and Carl talk through the loss. Carl notices Jesse is different after a loss. The world is not over though. Screw you Cardinals. Be sure to subscribe!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>week 6 - Bye, By, Buy, Bi Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/bye-week</link><description><![CDATA[The Seahawks had a week 6 bye. Therefore, we talk mostly nonsense and not a lot of hawks. But, we're still 5 and 0!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41543434</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2020 00:51:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41543434/bye_week.mp3" length="77947635" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Seahawks had a week 6 bye. Therefore, we talk mostly nonsense and not a lot of hawks. But, we're still 5 and 0!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Seahawks had a week 6 bye. Therefore, we talk mostly nonsense and not a lot of hawks. But, we're still 5 and 0!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2436</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aaron,bye,carroll,mvp,pete,rogers,russell,seahawks,week,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>The Seahawks had a week 6 bye. Therefore, we talk mostly nonsense and not a lot of hawks. But, we're still 5 and 0!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Yakima Pride (And Great Seahawks Games)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/great-games</link><description><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl talk some of the greatest games in Seahawks recent history. Tony Romo fumble anyone? They also cover the proper age to cease intercourse.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41493804</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2020 14:45:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41493804/great_games.mp3" length="93878568" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jesse and Carl talk some of the greatest games in Seahawks recent history. Tony Romo fumble anyone? They also cover the proper age to cease intercourse.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl talk some of the greatest games in Seahawks recent history. Tony Romo fumble anyone? They also cover the proper age to cease intercourse.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2934</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bachelor,beast,bowl,brady,carroll,fumble,hockey,krakens,mode,romo,seahawks,seattle,sherman,super,wilson,yakima</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Jesse and Carl talk some of the greatest games in Seahawks recent history. Tony Romo fumble anyone? They also cover the proper age to cease intercourse.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Recap Weeks 4 &amp; 5 (5 and 0 Baby!)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/recapping-weeks-4-and-5</link><description><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl talk about the Seahawks wins over Miami and Minnesota. We make up for lost time for not posting last week. We cover what Pete Davidson movie, Ace Ventura, and the unlikely moments this season keeps producing.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41440520</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2020 15:50:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41440520/recapping_weeks_4_and_5.mp3" length="118702001" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jesse and Carl talk about the Seahawks wins over Miami and Minnesota. We make up for lost time for not posting last week. We cover what Pete Davidson movie, Ace Ventura, and the unlikely moments this season keeps producing.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl talk about the Seahawks wins over Miami and Minnesota. We make up for lost time for not posting last week. We cover what Pete Davidson movie, Ace Ventura, and the unlikely moments this season keeps producing.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3710</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>12s,carroll,collinsworth,dk,dolphins,letrusscook,metcalf,miami,minnesota,mvp,pete,russell,seahawks,seattle,snf,undefeated,vikings,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Jesse and Carl talk about the Seahawks wins over Miami and Minnesota. We make up for lost time for not posting last week. We cover what Pete Davidson movie, Ace Ventura, and the unlikely moments this season keeps producing.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>aHAWKalypse Now (Recapping 2005 Season)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/ahawkalypse-now-2005-season</link><description><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl recap the 2005 season when the Seahawks made their first trip to the Super Bowl. They talk about blow out wins, forgotten wide receivers, and if continuance is a word. Also we introduce a new section where we just list Greg Kinnear movies.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41365387</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2020 16:22:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41365387/ahawkalypse_now_2005_season.mp3" length="118702001" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Jesse and Carl recap the 2005 season when the Seahawks made their first trip to the Super Bowl. They talk about blow out wins, forgotten wide receivers, and if continuance is a word. Also we introduce a new section where we just list Greg Kinnear movies.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Jesse and Carl recap the 2005 season when the Seahawks made their first trip to the Super Bowl. They talk about blow out wins, forgotten wide receivers, and if continuance is a word. Also we introduce a new section where we just list Greg Kinnear movies.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3710</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2005,alexander,bowl,comedians,football,funny,hasselback,high,holgrem,lofa,sacks,score,seahawks,seattle,shaun,super,tatupu</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Jesse and Carl recap the 2005 season when the Seahawks made their first trip to the Super Bowl. They talk about blow out wins, forgotten wide receivers, and if continuance is a word. Also we introduce a new section where we just list Greg Kinnear movies.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>The Glory Days (Recapping 2013 Season)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/recapping-2013-season</link><description><![CDATA[We talk about the path to the Super Bowl and the dominant performance at the big game.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41236234</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2020 03:56:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41236234/recapping_2013_season.mp3" length="118702001" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk about the path to the Super Bowl and the dominant performance at the big game.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk about the path to the Super Bowl and the dominant performance at the big game.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3710</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2013,beast,bowl,carroll,champs,comedy,mode,nfl,pete,raibol,russell,seahawks,seattle,steve,super,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>We talk about the path to the Super Bowl and the dominant performance at the big game.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Week 3 Opposite of Anti-climatic</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/talking-hawks-week-3-recap</link><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://youtube.com/channel/UCZ2Nc7j_ZYF-_tL3PJD8l2A" rel="noopener">https://youtube.com/channel/UCZ2Nc7j_ZYF-_tL3PJD8l2A</a> The Seahawks refuse to play in boring games. Week 3 of the 2020 season is no exception. We talk about the historic play of Russell Wilson, lament about DK's silly mistake, and discuss if dinosaurs ever existed.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41195916</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Sep 2020 04:00:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41195916/talking_hawks_week_3_recap.mp3" length="106480874" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>https://youtube.com/channel/UCZ2Nc7j_ZYF-_tL3PJD8l2A The Seahawks refuse to play in boring games. Week 3 of the 2020 season is no exception. We talk about the historic play of Russell Wilson, lament about DK's silly mistake, and discuss if dinosaurs...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[<a href="https://youtube.com/channel/UCZ2Nc7j_ZYF-_tL3PJD8l2A" rel="noopener">https://youtube.com/channel/UCZ2Nc7j_ZYF-_tL3PJD8l2A</a> The Seahawks refuse to play in boring games. Week 3 of the 2020 season is no exception. We talk about the historic play of Russell Wilson, lament about DK's silly mistake, and discuss if dinosaurs ever existed.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3328</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>carroll,conspiracy,cook,culture,defense,dinosaurs,football,historic,injuries,let,mvp,pete,pimp,russ,russell,safety,seahawks,theories,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>https://youtube.com/channel/UCZ2Nc7j_ZYF-_tL3PJD8l2A The Seahawks refuse to play in boring games. Week 3 of the 2020 season is no exception. We talk about the historic play of Russell Wilson, lament about DK's silly mistake, and discuss if dinosaurs ever existed.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Best Seahawks Players of All Time</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/best-seahawks-players-of-all-time</link><description><![CDATA[Who are the best Seahawks in history? You have your list, we have ours. See who made the list and who got snubbed.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41081842</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2020 11:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41081842/best_seahawks_players_of_all_time.mp3" length="135964552" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Who are the best Seahawks in history? You have your list, we have ours. See who made the list and who got snubbed.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Who are the best Seahawks in history? You have your list, we have ours. See who made the list and who got snubbed.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4249</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>10,80s,beast,canton,cortez,fame,football,hall,largent,mode,richard,russell,seahawks,sherman,top,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Who are the best Seahawks in history? You have your list, we have ours. See who made the list and who got snubbed.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Week 2 Seahawks Vs Patriots (Best game of the year?)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/week-2-recap</link><description><![CDATA[What an incredible football game! Jesse and Carl talk about it. Jesse helps Carl understand basic football rules. Carl is convinced that the NFL is a bunch of pansies. Jesse mostly agrees.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41050021</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2020 11:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41050021/week_2_recap.mp3" length="110351176" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What an incredible football game! Jesse and Carl talk about it. 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Carl is convinced that the NFL is a bunch of pansies. Jesse mostly agrees.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Important Dates in Seahawk History</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/talking-hawks-important-dates</link><description><![CDATA[Want to relive some of your favorite moments in Seahawks history? Then this is the episode for you. Jesse (seahawks aficionado) shares with Carl (football moron) some of the most important dates in Seahawks history.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40968002</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2020 03:26:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40968002/talking_hawks_important_dates.mp3" length="116199261" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Want to relive some of your favorite moments in Seahawks history? Then this is the episode for you. Jesse (seahawks aficionado) shares with Carl (football moron) some of the most important dates in Seahawks history.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Want to relive some of your favorite moments in Seahawks history? Then this is the episode for you. Jesse (seahawks aficionado) shares with Carl (football moron) some of the most important dates in Seahawks history.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3632</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>football,game,hawks,nfl,seahawks</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>Want to relive some of your favorite moments in Seahawks history? Then this is the episode for you. Jesse (seahawks aficionado) shares with Carl (football moron) some of the most important dates in Seahawks history.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Week 1 Seahawks are Falcon Awesome</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/week-1-recap</link><description><![CDATA[We recap a big WEEK 1 WIN for the Seahawks! We talk about next week match up versus New England and clarify if Carl is racist or not.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40915890</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2020 14:41:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40915890/week_1_recap.mp3" length="113250977" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We recap a big WEEK 1 WIN for the Seahawks! 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We talk about next week match up versus New England and clarify if Carl is racist or not.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Hurricane Karen</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/hurricane-karen_1</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40824115</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2020 18:36:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40824115/hurricane_karen.mp3" length="125084238" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:duration>3909</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>12,2020,carl,comedy,football,jesse,karen,russell,schedule,seahawks,seattle,sports,washington,wilson</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Bold predictions</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/bold-predictions_1</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40778534</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2020 18:10:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40778534/bold_predictions.mp3" length="123314599" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:duration>3854</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Players to be excited about in 2020</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/talking-hawks-ep3-final</link><description><![CDATA["Don't throw skittles at Chris Carson." In this episode Jesse explains the SeaHawks players that Carl should be excited about. In the last half of the show we break down the 2020 season.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40676092</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2020 16:07:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40676092/talking_hawks_ep3_final.mp3" length="107889396" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>"Don't throw skittles at Chris Carson." In this episode Jesse explains the SeaHawks players that Carl should be excited about. In the last half of the show we break down the 2020 season.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA["Don't throw skittles at Chris Carson." In this episode Jesse explains the SeaHawks players that Carl should be excited about. In the last half of the show we break down the 2020 season.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3372</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>"Don't throw skittles at Chris Carson." In this episode Jesse explains the SeaHawks players that Carl should be excited about. In the last half of the show we break down the 2020 season.</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Ground Zero</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/episode-2</link><description><![CDATA[This week's Talking Hawks includes predictions from the first half of 2020 schedule, touting praise for Pete Carroll, and teaching Carl who Colin Kaepernick is. 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(When Carl says he doesn't know anything about football, it appears he wasn't joking in the slightest!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3368</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>49ers,carl,champagne,game,jesse,news,roberts,schedule,score,seahawks,seattle,sounders,vs,win</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:description>This week's Talking Hawks includes predictions from the first half of 2020 schedule, touting praise for Pete Carroll, and teaching Carl who Colin Kaepernick is. (When Carl says he doesn't know anything about football, it appears he wasn't joking in the slightest!</googleplay:description><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item><item><title>Who's Russell Wilson</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/user/12971170/talking-hawks-ready</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40416406</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2020 04:04:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40416406/talking_hawks_ready.mp3" length="138437198" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>carl</itunes:author><itunes:duration>4327</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>afc,afceast,afcwest,comedy,football,footballfordummies,friends,funny,nfc,nfceast,nfcwest,nfl,pacificnorthwest,seahawks,seattle,yakima</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType><googleplay:author>carl</googleplay:author><googleplay:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/21d160a14a92f3fdcf004ba3e9182cb0.jpg"/><googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit></item></channel></rss>
