https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-saloon--4540250enComedyCopyright The Saloonhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/aa838ef1c63e86a3934b8023c8c104f4.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-saloon--4540250Sun, 03 Mar 2024 01:17:20 +0000The SaloonThe Saloonmikeyt215@gmail.comPlease do not shoot the pianist.yesepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/30-not-my-ariel--51363652https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51363652Fri, 23 Sep 2022 20:01:46 +0000The SaloonOn this new and exciting episode of the live-action, hit show The Little Mermaid 2: Lost in New York, our hero descends into the lair of the Disney/MAGA adults. Upon entering the dungeon, our champion was stunned at the disturbing scene unfolding in...1820yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/29-i-m-done-teaching--51008140https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51008140Tue, 23 Aug 2022 19:41:32 +0000The SaloonOur hero has returned! After a grueling war with American Capitalism, our champion has survived the trials of working two jobs and almost making enough to pay one months rent. Despite the treacherous double shifts, our hero is deciding to step down as...1911yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/28-the-furry-factory--50708437https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50708437Mon, 25 Jul 2022 19:53:27 +0000The SaloonOn this exciting new episode of My Little Pony, our hero attempts to sell free house water to the Palm Beach Furry Society. In town for the local premiere of Super-Pets, our hero learns from them, delving into a strange world. He experiences a secret...1641yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/27-american-education-ft-karen--50538583https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50538583Mon, 11 Jul 2022 17:49:07 +0000The SaloonOn this week's episode of Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?, our hero transforms into the mighty Karen in order to accomplish the impossible: refusing to pay $100 for something that should cost $0. Our champion stands up against the unquivering...1866yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/26-roe-v-played--50333815https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50333815Sat, 25 Jun 2022 19:42:07 +0000The SaloonOn this new and exciting episode of Two Girls One Uterus, our hero descends upon Washington D.C. to meet the young and in-touch leaders of our great nation. "The Supreme Court", as they call themselves, greeted him with a pride flag and asked if he...1840yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/25-phones-out-guns-out--50217209https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50217209Wed, 15 Jun 2022 19:04:10 +0000The SaloonOn this episode of the highly anticipated quarter-life crisis 25th episode bonanza, our hero journeys to Ohio, where he is welcomed by a platoon of teachers. They drew their guns and threated to fire unless he took off his "my sister ate my homework"...1798yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/24-cracked-out-quirky--50070921https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50070921Sun, 05 Jun 2022 19:03:05 +0000The SaloonOn this episode of American Riot Season 3: Episode 2: Gun Control, our hero descends to the depths of Europe to extract a piece of paper that reads, "Negativo" from his nostrils in order to return home. Meanwhile, trouble is afoot in America as...1828yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/23-divine-intervention--49879537https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49879537Fri, 20 May 2022 17:55:39 +0000The SaloonOn this week's episode, our hero dons the uniform of our great nation to discuss the many injustices of this mortal realm. Upon investigating the "White Replacement Theory", our champion discovered that a demonic presence had escaped and roamed freely...1947yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/22-american-riot-season-3--49745932https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49745932Tue, 10 May 2022 16:52:58 +0000The SaloonOn this episode of My 600-Lb. Life, our hero adventures into the depths of SunFest to report on abortion, clones, and Casey Anthony. Amidst the chaos of American Riot, our champion engages in battle with a new foe: sexist porta potties. Then, a...1821yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/21-baby-bump-bingo--49562344https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49562344Tue, 26 Apr 2022 20:18:21 +0000The SaloonOn this exciting new episode of Sky High, our hero's arch nemesis, Elon Musk, buys Twitter to serve as an upgrade mechanism for his son, who is still in his early levels. Once the algorithm is imported, doom will inevitably come for Rihanna's baby....1824yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/20-subway-surfers--49458757
On this week's episode of The Ultimatum, our hero sets forth on his journey to be cancelled amongst the masses. His first stop is a quiet subway station of Brooklyn, New York, where he meets an extraordinary character who speaks a lot, but says nothing. His actions, though spoken louder than his words, are just as incompetent. Our hero then ventures forth into foreign affairs as he lists American territories in which he has negotiated to trade to Vladimir Putin in exchange for peeps. By extraditing the peeps, our champion can show the rest of the world that the acceptance of peeps is not tolerated as they are forced into the chair.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49458757Sun, 17 Apr 2022 12:57:22 +0000The Saloon*DISCLAIMER: ALL COMMENTS MADE ON THIS PODCAST FALL UNDER PARODY/SATIRE* On this week's episode of The Ultimatum, our hero sets forth on his journey to be cancelled amongst the masses. His first stop is a quiet subway station of Brooklyn, New York,...
On this week's episode of The Ultimatum, our hero sets forth on his journey to be cancelled amongst the masses. His first stop is a quiet subway station of Brooklyn, New York, where he meets an extraordinary character who speaks a lot, but says nothing. His actions, though spoken louder than his words, are just as incompetent. Our hero then ventures forth into foreign affairs as he lists American territories in which he has negotiated to trade to Vladimir Putin in exchange for peeps. By extraditing the peeps, our champion can show the rest of the world that the acceptance of peeps is not tolerated as they are forced into the chair.]]>1922yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/19-she-said-no--49384708https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49384708Sun, 10 Apr 2022 14:48:32 +0000The SaloonOn this week's episode of Watch Out for the Big Grrrls, our hero returns from vacation to reveal his engagement. Wielding only a droplet of rain, a singular grape and an egg, Mikey successfully traverses the streets of Brazil and lives to talk about...1835yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/18-our-elders-suck--49185902https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49185902Thu, 24 Mar 2022 15:18:48 +0000The SaloonOn this exciting, new episode of Teddy Toots' Tubular Tirade, our hero enlists in the local hospital where he introduces new guidelines for the elderly patients. Then, he descends into a lobotomized frenzy, discussing trans sports and our next supreme...1855yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/17-swim-faster-ladies--49123879https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49123879Sun, 20 Mar 2022 17:01:32 +0000The SaloonOn today's episode, our hero takes you through a series of timelines: past, present, and future. Similar to the famed Charles Dickens story, "Zero Dark Thirty", our hero projects scenarios taking place across the infinite expanse of generations. He...1815yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/16-i-m-becoming-a-priest--49088788https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49088788Wed, 16 Mar 2022 23:16:44 +0000The SaloonOn this week's wild adventure, our hero travels to the depths of his past to retrieve vital memories in attempt to unlock the full story. Chipotle, the seasoning not the diarrhea factory, invades his defenses and inflicts a no-fly zone in his...1842yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/15-trick-shot-shits--49058332https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49058332Mon, 14 Mar 2022 15:50:27 +0000The SaloonOn this episode, our hero descends into the depths of public sewage to find light in the darkest places. He extends his empathetic hand to the Ukrainian people, and before his elbow reaches its apex, he comes to a realization. What is this realization...1868yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/14-naired-it--49006756https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49006756Wed, 09 Mar 2022 17:43:51 +0000The SaloonOn today's catastrophe of an episode, our hero describes the barren landscape of his noble bunda after Putin unleashes his nuclear option. Our hero delves into the details of his new hairless life, struggling but accepting the reality of his...1907yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/13-woooah--48969031Our hero has acquired a new theme song!

In other news, a beast ravages the city. Nothing too notable, besides the fact that a rampaging hippopotamus, loose from his mother's arms at age 51, is turning the oasis of Palm Beach into a catastrophic event. The most comparable scenario is the Russian war with Ukraine, but even that is lightyears below the levels of atrocity taking place. The baby hippo, though 51 years of age, is crushing Planned Parenthoods all across the state. His target: Miami nightclubs at 3 am on a Tuesday. The hippo released a statement, "It's gonna get... anal." Authorities are telling anyone or anythey who appose the "Don't Say Gay" bill to seek cover or stand in the streets wielding signs and sunscreen. This is Mikey Bo Bikey, Fe Fi Fo Fikey reporting in from the safety of the Gay Times headquarters.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48969031Sun, 06 Mar 2022 17:44:06 +0000The Saloon***EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT*** Our hero has acquired a new theme song! In other news, a beast ravages the city. Nothing too notable, besides the fact that a rampaging hippopotamus, loose from his mother's arms at age 51, is turning the oasis of...Our hero has acquired a new theme song!

In other news, a beast ravages the city. Nothing too notable, besides the fact that a rampaging hippopotamus, loose from his mother's arms at age 51, is turning the oasis of Palm Beach into a catastrophic event. The most comparable scenario is the Russian war with Ukraine, but even that is lightyears below the levels of atrocity taking place. The baby hippo, though 51 years of age, is crushing Planned Parenthoods all across the state. His target: Miami nightclubs at 3 am on a Tuesday. The hippo released a statement, "It's gonna get... anal." Authorities are telling anyone or anythey who appose the "Don't Say Gay" bill to seek cover or stand in the streets wielding signs and sunscreen. This is Mikey Bo Bikey, Fe Fi Fo Fikey reporting in from the safety of the Gay Times headquarters.]]>1793yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/12-american-education-ft-pitbull--48939410https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48939410Thu, 03 Mar 2022 19:22:00 +0000The SaloonOn this week's episode, our hero journeys to Florida to counsel with the one and only Mr. Worldwide. They discuss a variety of issues, including the crumbling education system in America. Mr. 305 expressed his concern for today's children, and made...1868yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/11-stop-desexualizing-putin--48900387https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48900387Mon, 28 Feb 2022 19:29:26 +0000The SaloonAfter a long adventure in the wilds of Zimbabwe, our hero returns to civilization to discover a horrible tragedy unfolding. While he was gone, Victoria's Secret decided to hire Vladimir Putin as the next stepping stone to cultural compliance. First it...1892yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/10-closeted-ft-ron-desantis--48694347https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48694347Fri, 11 Feb 2022 20:11:27 +0000The SaloonThis week, our hero seeks help from the great beyond. After accepting the holy light into his orifices, he feels confident enough to go out into the world and conquer any challenge that may befell upon his breast -including but not limited to...1801yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/9-fried-rice-on-the-toilet--48612238https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48612238Sun, 06 Feb 2022 14:08:29 +0000The SaloonOur hero finds himself alone in a bathroom stall, mouth full of rice and butt full of gas. In the air, a foreign plume of fecal matter drifts across the ceiling, taunting him as he fulfills his stomach's purpose for the sake of survival.1829yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/8-the-asian-medley-incident--48527243https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48527243Mon, 31 Jan 2022 19:05:25 +0000The SaloonOn this week's episode of Euphoria, Dominic Fike walks in on a tragic scene: Asian Medley, sprawled out all over the floor, its contents leaking through the wooden boards of his studio apartment. Fike crumbles and falls to his knees, trying...1802yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/7-two-pump-plunge--48440824https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48440824Tue, 25 Jan 2022 19:05:23 +0000The SaloonHow do we safeguard the trans community in the sports realm? Should you plunge your own clogged toilet in public spaces? Is the "When You Were Young" festival a scam? Will climate change make a comeback if Greta Thunberg comes out of the closet? These...1802yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/6-the-old-man-and-the-pe-nis--48259752https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48259752Wed, 12 Jan 2022 03:29:40 +0000The SaloonOn this weeks episode of The Saloon, our hero finds himself amidst a harrowing scene, gazing into the brown eye of a powerful elder. Following this encounter, he returns home to engage in slumber, only to find himself lost in a sea of numbers. A...1800yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/5-already-fucked-up-2023-my-year--48141319https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48141319Sun, 02 Jan 2022 19:21:44 +0000The SaloonOur hero has found himself on the brink of extinction. A feral plant has turned him inside out and the local villagers believe him to be a witch. Eyes red as marinara sauce,1237yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/4-don-t-laugh-on-me--48079052https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48079052Mon, 27 Dec 2021 22:05:48 +0000The SaloonMikey joins the hit children's show Paw Patrol as the new Equity Inclusivity De-escalation Coordinator. As such, Mikey is tasked to defund and reassign our heroes, while simultaneously educate them through a series of classes aimed at minimizing...1801yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/3-they-don-t-make-killers-like-they-used-to--47952297https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47952297Thu, 16 Dec 2021 21:12:06 +0000The SaloonPlease donate to our GoFundMe which aims to finance men and women who have been exiled by their partners and families for picking their nose. "Normalize Nose Picking" has already reached $3.00, which is $4.00 shy of our goal. All proceeds directly...1801yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/2-mobility-scooter-recall--47820315https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47820315Tue, 07 Dec 2021 14:50:31 +0000The SaloonThe major and trusted news organizations such as CNN and Fox News are not covering the real threats to this great nation. Disney China and The United States of Amazon are the least of our worries, as legitimate risk plague the world on the daily...1881yesfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/1-teddy-toots--47773684https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47773684Fri, 03 Dec 2021 18:27:41 +0000The SaloonMikey introduces his new podcast which is sponsored, written, and produced by Greta Thunberg. This weekly entertainment was created in an attempt to clear her name, as she did not cause the devastation that transpired on that one, fateful September...1801yesfull