http://www.TooMoofs.comenComedyCopyright Kenny Samselhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/84ad6fa86ac36cde3698978d5ea52aa0.jpghttp://www.TooMoofs.comTue, 24 Oct 2023 06:52:59 +0000Kenny SamselKenny Samselfeeds@spreaker.comJust a couple of Moofs who ramble on about uninteresting topics....cleanepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/too-moofs-episode-83-cancelling-licenses
In this frantic episode, we blab about...

- Music huas
- Spit-taking strangers' smoothies
- School supply stress
- Ninja smoke exits
- Workplace Draw 4 feelings

And so much more!

Subscribe to us on YouTube and watch our shows!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56508715Fri, 18 Aug 2023 03:48:23 +0000Kenny SamselRemember Nanny McPhee? It's Episode 83 - Cancelling Licenses, Cancelling Planes In this frantic episode, we blab about... - Music huas - Spit-taking strangers' smoothies - School supply stress - Ninja smoke exits - Workplace Draw 4 feelings And so...
In this frantic episode, we blab about...

- Music huas
- Spit-taking strangers' smoothies
- School supply stress
- Ninja smoke exits
- Workplace Draw 4 feelings

And so much more!

Subscribe to us on YouTube and watch our shows!]]>4177cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-82-what-in-weird-al-tarnation-07

In this lackluster episode, we discuss:


- The Beef Wellington family
- Milk bag insanity
- Disney cruise commercial cheating storylines
- Soy sauce meth
- Body disposal test runs


And so much more!


Don't forget to buy our merch NOW before prices go up on August 1. TooMoofs.com/merch
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56195396Mon, 24 Jul 2023 03:21:33 +0000Kenny SamselSo hungry, we could eat our shoe...it's Episode 82 - What in Weird Al Tarnation? In this lackluster episode, we discuss: - The Beef Wellington family - Milk bag insanity - Disney cruise commercial cheating storylines - Soy sauce meth - Body...

In this lackluster episode, we discuss:


- The Beef Wellington family
- Milk bag insanity
- Disney cruise commercial cheating storylines
- Soy sauce meth
- Body disposal test runs


And so much more!


Don't forget to buy our merch NOW before prices go up on August 1. TooMoofs.com/merch
]]>3781cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-81-itsa-me-im-in-jamaica-060123
In this interrupted episode, we blab about:

- Binge etiquette
- Sucking on hotel toes
- Bursting Capri Suns
- Stanky leg up a mountain
- Snobby candy stereotypes

And so much more!

Don't forget to get some sweet merch at TooMoofs.com/merch]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54139547Thu, 08 Jun 2023 14:33:43 +0000Kenny SamselLaw & Order Sound is Dun Dun, it's Episode 81 - It's-a Me! I'm In Jamaica! In this interrupted episode, we blab about: - Binge etiquette - Sucking on hotel toes - Bursting Capri Suns - Stanky leg up a mountain - Snobby candy stereotypes And so...
In this interrupted episode, we blab about:

- Binge etiquette
- Sucking on hotel toes
- Bursting Capri Suns
- Stanky leg up a mountain
- Snobby candy stereotypes

And so much more!

Don't forget to get some sweet merch at TooMoofs.com/merch]]>4730cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-80-up-for-some-weekend-bloodshed
In this wrapped up episode, we digest:

- AI celebrity voices
- Lozenges...just lozenges....
- Selling Johnnycakes
- Missing mascot heads
- Cocaine breath strips

And so much more!

Don't forget to get your place clean by vising Jennifer and Ashley over at https://www.hermajestyservices.com/
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53710796Mon, 01 May 2023 22:47:02 +0000Kenny SamselThe slide won't inflatey, it's Episode 80 - Up for Some Weekend Bloodshed? In this wrapped up episode, we digest: - AI celebrity voices - Lozenges...just lozenges.... - Selling Johnnycakes - Missing mascot heads - Cocaine breath strips And so much...
In this wrapped up episode, we digest:

- AI celebrity voices
- Lozenges...just lozenges....
- Selling Johnnycakes
- Missing mascot heads
- Cocaine breath strips

And so much more!

Don't forget to get your place clean by vising Jennifer and Ashley over at https://www.hermajestyservices.com/
]]>3849cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-79-too-many-swords-040623
In this forgotten about show, we ponder:

- Funko Pop dopplegangers
- Hitting kids with t-shirts
- Foul ball hot dog scams
- Stolen spoons
- Kelly Kapowski's shower

And so much more!

Don't forget to visit TooMoofs.com/sticker to get yourself a free sticker!
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53625729Mon, 24 Apr 2023 06:06:42 +0000Kenny SamselDon't spelunk in a mine, it's Episode 79 - Too Many Swords In this forgotten about show, we ponder: - Funko Pop dopplegangers - Hitting kids with t-shirts - Foul ball hot dog scams - Stolen spoons - Kelly Kapowski's shower And so much more! Don't...
In this forgotten about show, we ponder:

- Funko Pop dopplegangers
- Hitting kids with t-shirts
- Foul ball hot dog scams
- Stolen spoons
- Kelly Kapowski's shower

And so much more!

Don't forget to visit TooMoofs.com/sticker to get yourself a free sticker!
]]>4100cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-78-drowning-in-a-commercial-0323
In this flavorful episode, we blab about:

- Uncle Sam's wife
- 90s flexes
- Vin Diesel tourette syndrome
- Happy Hour" procedures
- Winning video games when you're dead

And so much more!

Don't forget to subscribe to us on your favorite podcast apps! Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, iHeartRadio, and Spotify!
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53423152Mon, 03 Apr 2023 03:54:36 +0000Kenny SamselTurning On the Hot Plate, it's Episode 78 - Drowning in a Commercial In this flavorful episode, we blab about: - Uncle Sam's wife - 90s flexes - Vin Diesel tourette syndrome - Happy Hour" procedures - Winning video games when you're dead And so...
In this flavorful episode, we blab about:

- Uncle Sam's wife
- 90s flexes
- Vin Diesel tourette syndrome
- Happy Hour" procedures
- Winning video games when you're dead

And so much more!

Don't forget to subscribe to us on your favorite podcast apps! Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, iHeartRadio, and Spotify!
]]>4172cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-77-tastes-like-a-tigers-blood-sl
In this distant episode, we ponder:

- Aggressive Canadian homeless
- Mailing poop to your enemies
- Used wet hotel towels
- Going to jail for a free cookie
- Illiterate professional athletes

And so much more!

Don't forget, you can always e-mail us at Show@TooMoofs.com or text us at 347-MY-MOOFS
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53154505Fri, 10 Mar 2023 04:40:05 +0000Kenny SamselOn The Office they fired Devin....it's Episode 77 - Tastes Like A Tiger's Blood Slushie In this distant episode, we ponder: - Aggressive Canadian homeless - Mailing poop to your enemies - Used wet hotel towels - Going to jail for a free cookie -...
In this distant episode, we ponder:

- Aggressive Canadian homeless
- Mailing poop to your enemies
- Used wet hotel towels
- Going to jail for a free cookie
- Illiterate professional athletes

And so much more!

Don't forget, you can always e-mail us at Show@TooMoofs.com or text us at 347-MY-MOOFS
]]>4501cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-76-how-much-for-wyoming-012523
In this hyper episode, we ponder....

- Evolution of Emo music
- Motivational drumming
- Timeless cereals
- Cocaine first dates
- Cancer texts

And so much more!

Don't forget to subscribe to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52592851Tue, 31 Jan 2023 11:05:33 +0000Kenny SamselDon't Have Too Many Side Chicks, It's Episode 76 - How Much for Wyoming? In this hyper episode, we ponder.... - Evolution of Emo music - Motivational drumming - Timeless cereals - Cocaine first dates - Cancer texts And so much more! Don't forget...
In this hyper episode, we ponder....

- Evolution of Emo music
- Motivational drumming
- Timeless cereals
- Cocaine first dates
- Cancer texts

And so much more!

Don't forget to subscribe to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!]]>4535cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-75-biting-into-machu-picchu-0105
In this rejuvinated episode, we blab about:

- Dog poop mysteries
- Inattentive barbers
- Furious makeout sessions
- Optimal holiday landings
- Dinner with Kim Jong-Un

And so much more!

Make sure you start your year fresh by utilizing our friends at Her Majesty Services! hermajestyservices.com
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52427557Fri, 13 Jan 2023 00:31:51 +0000Kenny SamselDon't drink and drive, it's Episode 75 - Biting Into Machu Picchu In this rejuvinated episode, we blab about: - Dog poop mysteries - Inattentive barbers - Furious makeout sessions - Optimal holiday landings - Dinner with Kim Jong-Un And so much...
In this rejuvinated episode, we blab about:

- Dog poop mysteries
- Inattentive barbers
- Furious makeout sessions
- Optimal holiday landings
- Dinner with Kim Jong-Un

And so much more!

Make sure you start your year fresh by utilizing our friends at Her Majesty Services! hermajestyservices.com
]]>4065cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-74-hashtag-me-tow-122122
In this revived episode, we discuss:

- Fishing for conversation topics
- Tweaking soccer
- The ballad of Lester Fixins
- Corporate thank you conspiracies
- Grocery store match game

And so much more!

We know it may be past the holiday season, but you can still always get merch at TooMoofs.com/merch
]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52275487Sat, 24 Dec 2022 22:01:10 +0000Kenny SamselWashed up ashore, it's Episode 74 - Hashtag Me Tow In this revived episode, we discuss: - Fishing for conversation topics - Tweaking soccer - The ballad of Lester Fixins - Corporate thank you conspiracies - Grocery store match game And so much...
In this revived episode, we discuss:

- Fishing for conversation topics
- Tweaking soccer
- The ballad of Lester Fixins
- Corporate thank you conspiracies
- Grocery store match game

And so much more!

We know it may be past the holiday season, but you can still always get merch at TooMoofs.com/merch
]]>5170cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-73-dusty-peanuts-110222
In this "Kenny got lazy" episode, we chat about:

- Inconvenient Houses
- Cheese scented nail polish
- Terrible attack animals
- The awfulness of the recent Karate Kid movie
- Failed food segments

And so much more!

Hope y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51985439Wed, 23 Nov 2022 01:00:09 +0000Kenny SamselFiddle Dee Dee, it's Episode 73 - Dusty Peanuts In this "Kenny got lazy" episode, we chat about: - Inconvenient Houses - Cheese scented nail polish - Terrible attack animals - The awfulness of the recent Karate Kid movie - Failed food...
In this "Kenny got lazy" episode, we chat about:

- Inconvenient Houses
- Cheese scented nail polish
- Terrible attack animals
- The awfulness of the recent Karate Kid movie
- Failed food segments

And so much more!

Hope y'all have a Happy Thanksgiving!]]>4127cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-72-kink-shaming-is-my-kink-10172
In this constantly uploaded episode, we blab about:

- Fake raw meat
- What to do with stolen art
- Tuesdays versus Sundays
- Nose biting
- Chocolate bunny destruction

And so much more! (Including probably the worst audio we've ever done as we almost die on air....)

Check us out on YouTube and subscribe to Too Moofs!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51772149Thu, 03 Nov 2022 06:18:53 +0000Kenny SamselGet a Clue - It's Episode 72: Kink Shaming is My Kink In this constantly uploaded episode, we blab about: - Fake raw meat - What to do with stolen art - Tuesdays versus Sundays - Nose biting - Chocolate bunny destruction And so much more!...
In this constantly uploaded episode, we blab about:

- Fake raw meat
- What to do with stolen art
- Tuesdays versus Sundays
- Nose biting
- Chocolate bunny destruction

And so much more! (Including probably the worst audio we've ever done as we almost die on air....)

Check us out on YouTube and subscribe to Too Moofs!]]>4038cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-71-donkey-p-enterprises-091522
In this rambling episode, we blab about....

- Alcoholic ice cream
- Awkward high school reunion awards
- Being married to inventions
- Multigenerational cereals
- Blending iPhones

And so much more!

Get yourself a free sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51379378Sun, 25 Sep 2022 21:42:38 +0000Kenny SamselFeaturing guest rapper Big Pun, it's Episode 71 - Donkey P Enterprises In this rambling episode, we blab about.... - Alcoholic ice cream - Awkward high school reunion awards - Being married to inventions - Multigenerational cereals -...
In this rambling episode, we blab about....

- Alcoholic ice cream
- Awkward high school reunion awards
- Being married to inventions
- Multigenerational cereals
- Blending iPhones

And so much more!

Get yourself a free sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker!]]>4531cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-70-foot-locker-prayer-circle-083
In this forgotten episode, we ponder:

- European listeners
- Stinky sock Coca Cola
- Forgetting money at an ATM
- Sucking on frozen sausages
- Medieval Tinder

And so much more!

Don't forget to subscribe to us on iHeartRadio, Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, or Spotify!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51212262Sat, 10 Sep 2022 16:24:08 +0000Kenny SamselRemember Brandon Lee? It's Episode 70 - Foot Locker Prayer Circle In this forgotten episode, we ponder: - European listeners - Stinky sock Coca Cola - Forgetting money at an ATM - Sucking on frozen sausages - Medieval Tinder And so much...
In this forgotten episode, we ponder:

- European listeners
- Stinky sock Coca Cola
- Forgetting money at an ATM
- Sucking on frozen sausages
- Medieval Tinder

And so much more!

Don't forget to subscribe to us on iHeartRadio, Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, or Spotify!]]>4382cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-69-have-i-not-been-enjoying-them
In this high-five worthy episode, we celebrate:

- Ying Yang Twins light budget
- Chinese food accuracy
- Aggressive ice dispensers
- Pantsing rates
- Eating gourmet cat food

If you haven't heard the news already, please consider donating on PayPal to TooMoofs@gmail.com where all money raised will go towards buying gift cards to Amber at Classic Man Cuts so she can have guaranteed cash while she undergoes treatment for breast cancer. C'mon Moof Troop, we can do it!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50935812Wed, 17 Aug 2022 03:29:16 +0000Kenny SamselRing Doorbell chime, it's Episode 69 - Have I Not Been Enjoying Them Warm? In this high-five worthy episode, we celebrate: - Ying Yang Twins light budget - Chinese food accuracy - Aggressive ice dispensers - Pantsing rates - Eating gourmet...
In this high-five worthy episode, we celebrate:

- Ying Yang Twins light budget
- Chinese food accuracy
- Aggressive ice dispensers
- Pantsing rates
- Eating gourmet cat food

If you haven't heard the news already, please consider donating on PayPal to TooMoofs@gmail.com where all money raised will go towards buying gift cards to Amber at Classic Man Cuts so she can have guaranteed cash while she undergoes treatment for breast cancer. C'mon Moof Troop, we can do it!]]>4418cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-68-push-it-n-smush-it-072622
In this sophomoric episode, we digest:

- Drunk blind people
- Urinal power moves
- Time traveling Eminem
- Disposable plungers
- Drowning in chocolate

And so much more!

Please subscribe to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50761783Sun, 31 Jul 2022 04:06:42 +0000Kenny SamselI sealed your fate, it's Episode 68 - Push It n Smush It In this sophomoric episode, we digest: - Drunk blind people - Urinal power moves - Time traveling Eminem - Disposable plungers - Drowning in chocolate And so much more! Please...
In this sophomoric episode, we digest:

- Drunk blind people
- Urinal power moves
- Time traveling Eminem
- Disposable plungers
- Drowning in chocolate

And so much more!

Please subscribe to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!]]>3918cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-67-eye-patches-give-you-sea-cred
We thought we'd treat you to some 4th of July talkin by yakking about:

- Mayo on french fries
- Mispronouncing Buc-ees
- Gas station parking rules
- End of the world jobs
- Pee pee milkshakes

And so much more!

Be safe and keep your fingers this holiday season!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50454416Sun, 03 Jul 2022 23:07:58 +0000Kenny SamselKeep that engine revvin, it's Episode 67 - Eye Patches Give You Sea Cred We thought we'd treat you to some 4th of July talkin by yakking about: - Mayo on french fries - Mispronouncing Buc-ees - Gas station parking rules - End of the world...
We thought we'd treat you to some 4th of July talkin by yakking about:

- Mayo on french fries
- Mispronouncing Buc-ees
- Gas station parking rules
- End of the world jobs
- Pee pee milkshakes

And so much more!

Be safe and keep your fingers this holiday season!]]>3919cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-66-sarcastic-jersey-compliments-_1
In this way too long-awaited episode, we blab about:

- Sci-fi movie jobs
- Tonail fungus cartoons
- Scratch off prize splits
- Big Daddy 2 plot ideas
- Human zoo tricks

And so much more!

Don't forget to get a free sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50396055Tue, 28 Jun 2022 19:32:58 +0000Kenny SamselSkateboard Tricks are Sick - It's Episode 66: Sarcstic Jersey Compliments In this way too long-awaited episode, we blab about: - Sci-fi movie jobs - Tonail fungus cartoons - Scratch off prize splits - Big Daddy 2 plot ideas - Human zoo...
In this way too long-awaited episode, we blab about:

- Sci-fi movie jobs
- Tonail fungus cartoons
- Scratch off prize splits
- Big Daddy 2 plot ideas
- Human zoo tricks

And so much more!

Don't forget to get a free sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>4071cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-65-my-dad-has-a-weed-guy-in-his-
In this wacky episode, we ponder:

- The bell curve of high school reunions
- Carmen Sandiego skills
- Peanut butter and Spaghettio hot dogs
- Universal conversation starters
- Taste testing Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew

And so much more!

Don't forget to subscribe to us on iHeartRadio, Spotify, Apple Podcast, or Google Podcast!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49949174Thu, 26 May 2022 05:08:10 +0000Kenny SamselCan I drive? It's Episode 65 - My Dad Has A Weed Guy In His Phone In this wacky episode, we ponder: - The bell curve of high school reunions - Carmen Sandiego skills - Peanut butter and Spaghettio hot dogs - Universal conversation starters -...
In this wacky episode, we ponder:

- The bell curve of high school reunions
- Carmen Sandiego skills
- Peanut butter and Spaghettio hot dogs
- Universal conversation starters
- Taste testing Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew

And so much more!

Don't forget to subscribe to us on iHeartRadio, Spotify, Apple Podcast, or Google Podcast!]]>4265cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-64-my-grandpa-sweats-when-he-sit
In this tasty episode, we digest...

- Eating mac and cheese ice cream
- 70s football theme songs
- Getting stuck in an outhouse
- Proper s'more ratios
- The most important color to see

And so much more!

Don't forget, you can get merch anytime at TooMoofs.com/merch]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49608702Sat, 30 Apr 2022 21:30:36 +0000Kenny SamselWashed up on shore, it's Episode 64 - My Grandpa Sweats When He Sits Down Too In this tasty episode, we digest... - Eating mac and cheese ice cream - 70s football theme songs - Getting stuck in an outhouse - Proper s'more ratios - The most...
In this tasty episode, we digest...

- Eating mac and cheese ice cream
- 70s football theme songs
- Getting stuck in an outhouse
- Proper s'more ratios
- The most important color to see

And so much more!

Don't forget, you can get merch anytime at TooMoofs.com/merch]]>4091cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-63-it-looks-reliable-041922
In this fanatical episode, we fawn over:

- Hard Mountain Dew flavors
- All you can eat eggs
- Chess boxing
- Easter condoms
- Agreeing on birthday lyrics

And so much more!

Special thanks to our special guest Michelle aka Lego Shelly! Check out her Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/legoshelly

And if you're her "only"....."fan"....legoshelly is the way to go too!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49542671Mon, 25 Apr 2022 04:39:48 +0000Kenny SamselDon't chop down the tree, it's Episode 63 - It Looks Reliable In this fanatical episode, we fawn over: - Hard Mountain Dew flavors - All you can eat eggs - Chess boxing - Easter condoms - Agreeing on birthday lyrics And so much more!...
In this fanatical episode, we fawn over:

- Hard Mountain Dew flavors
- All you can eat eggs
- Chess boxing
- Easter condoms
- Agreeing on birthday lyrics

And so much more!

Special thanks to our special guest Michelle aka Lego Shelly! Check out her Instagram at https://www.instagram.com/legoshelly

And if you're her "only"....."fan"....legoshelly is the way to go too!]]>5290cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-62-flat-pepper-grinder-041222
In this long-awaited episode, we rant about:

- Taste testing Pepsi Nitro
- Space shuttle piggyback rides
- Kiss cam planning
- Nude jackhammering
- Clutch hot dogs

Subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, and Spotify!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49431059Thu, 14 Apr 2022 03:37:42 +0000Kenny SamselYou know what to do! It's Episode 62 - Flat Pepper Grinder In this long-awaited episode, we rant about: - Taste testing Pepsi Nitro - Space shuttle piggyback rides - Kiss cam planning - Nude jackhammering - Clutch hot dogs Subscribe to...
In this long-awaited episode, we rant about:

- Taste testing Pepsi Nitro
- Space shuttle piggyback rides
- Kiss cam planning
- Nude jackhammering
- Clutch hot dogs

Subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, and Spotify!]]>4606cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-61-the-nicest-hole-tournament-03
In this spicy episode, we debate:

- Drive-Thru menaces to society
- Baby experiments
- Yet ANOTHER scam e-mail
- Crazy strawberry pickers
- Salad bar pudding

And so much more!

Please consider donating to fellow listener Jessica's GoFundMe for her fiance!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/bsn3p-justin-and-family?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheet

Any listener who donates will get a free Too Moofs shirt compliments of us!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49228541Mon, 28 Mar 2022 18:14:13 +0000Kenny SamselGet away from thes sun, it's Episode 61: The Nicest Hole Tournament In this spicy episode, we debate: - Drive-Thru menaces to society - Baby experiments - Yet ANOTHER scam e-mail - Crazy strawberry pickers - Salad bar pudding And so much...
In this spicy episode, we debate:

- Drive-Thru menaces to society
- Baby experiments
- Yet ANOTHER scam e-mail
- Crazy strawberry pickers
- Salad bar pudding

And so much more!

Please consider donating to fellow listener Jessica's GoFundMe for her fiance!

https://www.gofundme.com/f/bsn3p-justin-and-family?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_campaign=m_pd+share-sheet

Any listener who donates will get a free Too Moofs shirt compliments of us!]]>4231cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-60-sometimes-you-just-gotta-scis
In this action-packed episode we blabber about:

- The flavor of space
- Recapping our time on the Samantics Podcast
- Old men punching conspiracy theorists
- Traumatic kids movies
- Skunks with rabies

And so much more!

Make sure you're subscribing to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49033695Fri, 11 Mar 2022 20:59:14 +0000Kenny SamselTen Plus Fifty...Episode 60 - Sometimes You Just Gotta Scissor In this action-packed episode we blabber about: - The flavor of space - Recapping our time on the Samantics Podcast - Old men punching conspiracy theorists - Traumatic kids...
In this action-packed episode we blabber about:

- The flavor of space
- Recapping our time on the Samantics Podcast
- Old men punching conspiracy theorists
- Traumatic kids movies
- Skunks with rabies

And so much more!

Make sure you're subscribing to us on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, iHeartRadio, or Spotify!]]>4144cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-59-no-thank-you-022322
In this stalkerish episode, we discuss:

- Scorched Earth ex boyfriends
- Tomato throwing ripeness
- Jerk genies
- Potato perfumes
- Gambling on the Pope

And so much more!

Shout out to our newest sponsor Declass ified Cosmetics! Combine makeup and conspiracy theories and be the first to get their merch at declassifiedcosmetics.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48875532Fri, 25 Feb 2022 22:08:06 +0000Kenny SamselIt's time to shine! Episode 59 - No Thank You! In this stalkerish episode, we discuss: - Scorched Earth ex boyfriends - Tomato throwing ripeness - Jerk genies - Potato perfumes - Gambling on the Pope And so much more! Shout out to our...
In this stalkerish episode, we discuss:

- Scorched Earth ex boyfriends
- Tomato throwing ripeness
- Jerk genies
- Potato perfumes
- Gambling on the Pope

And so much more!

Shout out to our newest sponsor Declass ified Cosmetics! Combine makeup and conspiracy theories and be the first to get their merch at declassifiedcosmetics.com]]>3844cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-58-saddam-hussein-trusted-you-02
In this episode not edited for a while, we blab about:

- Awkwardly eating in front of others
- Ghost condoms
- Disney bros for life
- Cashier side conversations
- Covert spy chickens

And so much more!

Don't forget to get a free sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48780121Fri, 18 Feb 2022 06:15:20 +0000Kenny SamselWhy up so late? It's Episode 58 - Saddam Hussein Trusted You In this episode not edited for a while, we blab about: - Awkwardly eating in front of others - Ghost condoms - Disney bros for life - Cashier side conversations - Covert spy...
In this episode not edited for a while, we blab about:

- Awkwardly eating in front of others
- Ghost condoms
- Disney bros for life
- Cashier side conversations
- Covert spy chickens

And so much more!

Don't forget to get a free sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>4363cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-57-funeral-hologram-roasts-01312
In this long awaited show, we ponder:

- Insane baby names
- Smoked cream cheese phenomenon
- Buying out movie theaters
- Bobsledding in an arena
- Reusable potatoes

And don't forget, if you'd like to donate to us running in our undies, donate here:
my.cupids.org/toomoofs]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48542735Tue, 01 Feb 2022 18:55:12 +0000Kenny SamselThis bread needs to leaven - It's Episode 57: Funeral Hologram Roasts In this long awaited show, we ponder: - Insane baby names - Smoked cream cheese phenomenon - Buying out movie theaters - Bobsledding in an arena - Reusable potatoes And...
In this long awaited show, we ponder:

- Insane baby names
- Smoked cream cheese phenomenon
- Buying out movie theaters
- Bobsledding in an arena
- Reusable potatoes

And don't forget, if you'd like to donate to us running in our undies, donate here:
my.cupids.org/toomoofs]]>3697cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-56-sword-classes-or-curling-club
In this new year episode, we ponder...

- Lickable TVs
- Trinidad name branding
- Anti-bucket lists
- Evil twin origins
- The much anticipated Taco Bell Wings review

Free shipping on all orders at TooMoofs.com/Merch]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48289491Fri, 14 Jan 2022 04:30:58 +0000Kenny SamselMagician Tricks - Episode 56: Sword Classes or Curling Club In this new year episode, we ponder... - Lickable TVs - Trinidad name branding - Anti-bucket lists - Evil twin origins - The much anticipated Taco Bell Wings review Free shipping...
In this new year episode, we ponder...

- Lickable TVs
- Trinidad name branding
- Anti-bucket lists
- Evil twin origins
- The much anticipated Taco Bell Wings review

Free shipping on all orders at TooMoofs.com/Merch]]>4124cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-55-illegal-mentos-activities-122
In this extra long episode, we debate:

- Bowling ball dipping cups
- Ruthless golf broadcasts
- Princess rankings
- Forced poop scenarios
- Lame stick & hoop toys

And so much more!

Special thanks to our buddy, Tucker, for sitting in-studio with us for the entire thing!

Happy Holidays, Moof Troop!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48050141Fri, 24 Dec 2021 19:29:05 +0000Kenny SamselLook Alive - Episode 55: Illegal Mentos Activities In this extra long episode, we debate: - Bowling ball dipping cups - Ruthless golf broadcasts - Princess rankings - Forced poop scenarios - Lame stick & hoop toys And so much more! Special thanks...
In this extra long episode, we debate:

- Bowling ball dipping cups
- Ruthless golf broadcasts
- Princess rankings
- Forced poop scenarios
- Lame stick & hoop toys

And so much more!

Special thanks to our buddy, Tucker, for sitting in-studio with us for the entire thing!

Happy Holidays, Moof Troop!]]>5347cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-54-all-i-need-is-a-two-minute-fl
In this futuristic episode, we contemplate...

- Dan Marino freakouts
- Passive-Aggressive lane changes
- Inappropriate mustaches
- Syrup pronunciations
- $500 baby powder bets

Don't forget, you can get a commercial as a great holiday gift! www.TooMoofs.com/commercial]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47939720Thu, 16 Dec 2021 00:54:16 +0000Kenny SamselKeeping the Score - Episode 54: All I Need Is A Two Minute Flight In this futuristic episode, we contemplate... - Dan Marino freakouts - Passive-Aggressive lane changes - Inappropriate mustaches - Syrup pronunciations - $500 baby powder bets Don't...
In this futuristic episode, we contemplate...

- Dan Marino freakouts
- Passive-Aggressive lane changes
- Inappropriate mustaches
- Syrup pronunciations
- $500 baby powder bets

Don't forget, you can get a commercial as a great holiday gift! www.TooMoofs.com/commercial]]>4698cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-53-fast-food-curses-112221
In this dog bothered episode, we blab about:

- Netflix D pics
- Honest but confusing teenagers
- Movie theater regulations
- Birthday deaths
- Tank supermarket runs

And so much more!

Don't forget, we still have FREE SHIPPING from now until Thanksgiving on ANY merch order at TooMoofs.com/Merch]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47631083Wed, 24 Nov 2021 04:41:26 +0000Kenny SamselClimb up a tree, it's Episode 53 - Fast Food Curses In this dog bothered episode, we blab about: - Netflix D pics - Honest but confusing teenagers - Movie theater regulations - Birthday deaths - Tank supermarket runs And so much more! Don't...
In this dog bothered episode, we blab about:

- Netflix D pics
- Honest but confusing teenagers
- Movie theater regulations
- Birthday deaths
- Tank supermarket runs

And so much more!

Don't forget, we still have FREE SHIPPING from now until Thanksgiving on ANY merch order at TooMoofs.com/Merch]]>4118cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-52-mcdonalds-blitzkrieg-111121
In this NEW STUDIO-RIFIC SHOW, we blab about:

- Lawyers with Trapper Keepers
- Double-decker hot dogs
- Good luck hair rips
- Annoying young clones
- Fast food alcohols

AND MANY MORE TANGENTS!

Get a FREE sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47463460Sun, 14 Nov 2021 01:51:51 +0000Kenny SamselRiding on a Sea Doo, Episode 52 - McDonald's Blitzkrieg In this NEW STUDIO-RIFIC SHOW, we blab about: - Lawyers with Trapper Keepers - Double-decker hot dogs - Good luck hair rips - Annoying young clones - Fast food alcohols AND MANY MORE TANGENTS!...
In this NEW STUDIO-RIFIC SHOW, we blab about:

- Lawyers with Trapper Keepers
- Double-decker hot dogs
- Good luck hair rips
- Annoying young clones
- Fast food alcohols

AND MANY MORE TANGENTS!

Get a FREE sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>4111cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-51-taliban-banana-102221
In this aggravated episode, we speak about:

- Phone number cadences
- TV repairman stalkers
- Nard oculus goggles
- Winn Dixie John disappointing Matt
- Kenny's strange superpower

You can always get a FREE sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker

Happy Halloweenie, Moof Troop!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47155278Tue, 26 Oct 2021 02:56:02 +0000Kenny SamselParticipate in a Fun Run....it's Episode 51 - Taliban Banana In this aggravated episode, we speak about: - Phone number cadences - TV repairman stalkers - Nard oculus goggles - Winn Dixie John disappointing Matt - Kenny's strange superpower You can...
In this aggravated episode, we speak about:

- Phone number cadences
- TV repairman stalkers
- Nard oculus goggles
- Winn Dixie John disappointing Matt
- Kenny's strange superpower

You can always get a FREE sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker

Happy Halloweenie, Moof Troop!]]>3790cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-50-clearly-the-answer-is-not-ali
In this record-breaking episode, we blab about:

- Classiness levels of chain restaurants
- Backwards live streams
- Jason Segel's greatest scene
- Pet soul mates
- Ninja sword attacks

And so much more!

If you haven't already, join our Facebook Group! facebook.com/groups/toomoofs]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46956610Wed, 13 Oct 2021 13:27:00 +0000Kenny SamselAin't it Nifty? Episode 50 - Clearly the Answer Is Not Aliens In this record-breaking episode, we blab about: - Classiness levels of chain restaurants - Backwards live streams - Jason Segel's greatest scene - Pet soul mates - Ninja sword attacks...
In this record-breaking episode, we blab about:

- Classiness levels of chain restaurants
- Backwards live streams
- Jason Segel's greatest scene
- Pet soul mates
- Ninja sword attacks

And so much more!

If you haven't already, join our Facebook Group! facebook.com/groups/toomoofs]]>3607cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-49-bone-lick-and-boz-092221
In this burgerific episode, we digest:

- Lying about farts
- Spittoon noises
- Squishy pizza rolls
- Mark Cuban ultimatums
- Proper self-burns

Don't forget to check out our awesome sponsor, Her Majesty Services and get your place clean! hermajestyservices.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46701547Mon, 27 Sep 2021 03:41:15 +0000Kenny SamselChris Pratt or Chris Pine? It's Episode 49 - Bone, Lick, & Boz In this burgerific episode, we digest: - Lying about farts - Spittoon noises - Squishy pizza rolls - Mark Cuban ultimatums - Proper self-burns Don't forget to check out our awesome...
In this burgerific episode, we digest:

- Lying about farts
- Spittoon noises
- Squishy pizza rolls
- Mark Cuban ultimatums
- Proper self-burns

Don't forget to check out our awesome sponsor, Her Majesty Services and get your place clean! hermajestyservices.com]]>3846cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-48-i-am-captain-cola-090921
In this burptastic episode, we ramble about:

- Toilet Face Times
- Dream Ants
- Backboard Naming Rights
- Cinnamon Milk
- Fecal Puns

And so much more!

Don't forget you can get ALL of your Too Moofs merchandise by going to TooMoofs.com/Merch]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46453975Fri, 10 Sep 2021 03:51:01 +0000Kenny SamselIt's your fate! Episode 48 - I Am Captain Cola In this burptastic episode, we ramble about: - Toilet Face Times - Dream Ants - Backboard Naming Rights - Cinnamon Milk - Fecal Puns And so much more! Don't forget you can get ALL of your Too Moofs...
In this burptastic episode, we ramble about:

- Toilet Face Times
- Dream Ants
- Backboard Naming Rights
- Cinnamon Milk
- Fecal Puns

And so much more!

Don't forget you can get ALL of your Too Moofs merchandise by going to TooMoofs.com/Merch]]>4123cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-47-youre-in-my-world-now-083121
In this goofy episode, we cackle about:

- Upright Worm Dance
- Blind Potato Chip Tasting
- Sticky Arby's Sauce
- Proper Chicken Bun Sizes
- Ethics of Seat Saving

And so much more!

Don't forget, you can always subscribe to our show on iHeartRadio, Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, and Spotify! Get our episodes automatically downloaded to your phone!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46322150Wed, 01 Sep 2021 02:48:27 +0000Kenny Samsel90's singer Campbell, Tevin - Episode 47 - You're In My World Now In this goofy episode, we cackle about: - Upright Worm Dance - Blind Potato Chip Tasting - Sticky Arby's Sauce - Proper Chicken Bun Sizes - Ethics of Seat Saving And so much more!...
In this goofy episode, we cackle about:

- Upright Worm Dance
- Blind Potato Chip Tasting
- Sticky Arby's Sauce
- Proper Chicken Bun Sizes
- Ethics of Seat Saving

And so much more!

Don't forget, you can always subscribe to our show on iHeartRadio, Google Podcast, Apple Podcast, and Spotify! Get our episodes automatically downloaded to your phone!]]>4294cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-46-ultimate-diarrhea-081821
In this wacky episode, we discuss:

- Dumpster Sombreros
- Bad Trivia Hosts
- British Where's Waldo
- Historical Social Media
- Matt Having a Stroke Live On The Air!

Get our merch and rep our stuff! TooMoofs.com/Merch]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/46150558Thu, 19 Aug 2021 02:35:09 +0000Kenny SamselPut it in the Mix! Episode 46 - Ultimate Diarrhea In this wacky episode, we discuss: - Dumpster Sombreros - Bad Trivia Hosts - British Where's Waldo - Historical Social Media - Matt Having a Stroke Live On The Air! Get our merch and rep our stuff!...
In this wacky episode, we discuss:

- Dumpster Sombreros
- Bad Trivia Hosts
- British Where's Waldo
- Historical Social Media
- Matt Having a Stroke Live On The Air!

Get our merch and rep our stuff! TooMoofs.com/Merch]]>3725cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-45-dino-pyte-mehter-080521
In this long awaited episode, we speak about:

- Free TV Scams
- Disappointing Polish Food
- Radioactive Pigs
- Anxiety Eye Puffs
- Gold Medal Snap Towels

And so much more!

Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45987507Fri, 06 Aug 2021 03:27:46 +0000Kenny SamselGet ready to jive, it's Episode 45 - Dino Pyte Mehter In this long awaited episode, we speak about: - Free TV Scams - Disappointing Polish Food - Radioactive Pigs - Anxiety Eye Puffs - Gold Medal Snap Towels And so much more! Don't forget to get...
In this long awaited episode, we speak about:

- Free TV Scams
- Disappointing Polish Food
- Radioactive Pigs
- Anxiety Eye Puffs
- Gold Medal Snap Towels

And so much more!

Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER by going to TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>3658cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-44-the-power-of-the-nuggies-0714
In this lazy episode, we discuss:

- Horse Dancing
- Winn Dixie Wings
- The Grammar of Darts
- Matt Spying on Kenny in the Bathroom
- Mozzarella Stick Validation

Don't forget to subscribe to Too Moofs on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, and iHeartRadio!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45701765Thu, 15 Jul 2021 03:25:24 +0000Kenny SamselYou Ddidn't Ask For More - Episode 44 - The Power of the Nuggies In this lazy episode, we discuss: - Horse Dancing - Winn Dixie Wings - The Grammar of Darts - Matt Spying on Kenny in the Bathroom - Mozzarella Stick Validation Don't forget to...
In this lazy episode, we discuss:

- Horse Dancing
- Winn Dixie Wings
- The Grammar of Darts
- Matt Spying on Kenny in the Bathroom
- Mozzarella Stick Validation

Don't forget to subscribe to Too Moofs on Apple Podcast, Google Podcast, and iHeartRadio!]]>4012cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-43-mrg-does-not-have-eleven-babi
In this funtacular episode, we blab about....

- Onion Olympic Torch
- Why people blacklist ketchup
- Tracy Morgan's singing chops
- Mutton curry
- Oscar the Grouch's legs

And so much more!

Don't forget you can always buy our merch at TooMoofs.com/merch]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45538274Fri, 02 Jul 2021 03:20:21 +0000Kenny SamselWhat it be? It's Episode 43 - MRG Does Not Have Eleven Babies In this funtacular episode, we blab about.... - Onion Olympic Torch - Why people blacklist ketchup - Tracy Morgan's singing chops - Mutton curry - Oscar the Grouch's legs And so much...
In this funtacular episode, we blab about....

- Onion Olympic Torch
- Why people blacklist ketchup
- Tracy Morgan's singing chops
- Mutton curry
- Oscar the Grouch's legs

And so much more!

Don't forget you can always buy our merch at TooMoofs.com/merch]]>4313cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-42-mummy-repellent-062321
In this insightful episode, we discuss:

- Human Patch Updates
- Annoying British accents
- Movie theater upgrades
- Awkward bartender jokes
- Pitch black whale mouths

And so much more!

Don't forget to join our FB page! facebook.com/groups/toomoofs]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45420374Thu, 24 Jun 2021 02:44:03 +0000Kenny SamselLazers Go Pew Pew - It's Episode 42 - Mummy Repellent In this insightful episode, we discuss: - Human Patch Updates - Annoying British accents - Movie theater upgrades - Awkward bartender jokes - Pitch black whale mouths And so much more! Don't...
In this insightful episode, we discuss:

- Human Patch Updates
- Annoying British accents
- Movie theater upgrades
- Awkward bartender jokes
- Pitch black whale mouths

And so much more!

Don't forget to join our FB page! facebook.com/groups/toomoofs]]>4073cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-41-junior-interior-designers-061
In this smooth-sounding episode, we yak about:

- Comparing the movies Blank Check and Richie Rich
- Trnasparent napkins
- Cereal stats
- Tipping games
- Spelling Bee tragedies

And so much more!

Also, if y'all can, please help out Jai. He's a student of one of the Moof Troop and was attacked by a shark. He's fighting like crazy and any help for medical bills would be appreciated!

https://gofund.me/9c92b878]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45335044Thu, 17 Jun 2021 02:53:16 +0000Kenny SamselHide from the Sun, it's Episode 41 - Junior Interior Designers In this smooth-sounding episode, we yak about: - Comparing the movies Blank Check and Richie Rich - Trnasparent napkins - Cereal stats - Tipping games - Spelling Bee tragedies And so...
In this smooth-sounding episode, we yak about:

- Comparing the movies Blank Check and Richie Rich
- Trnasparent napkins
- Cereal stats
- Tipping games
- Spelling Bee tragedies

And so much more!

Also, if y'all can, please help out Jai. He's a student of one of the Moof Troop and was attacked by a shark. He's fighting like crazy and any help for medical bills would be appreciated!

https://gofund.me/9c92b878]]>4186cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-40-the-prince-of-moofania-060821
In this gross episode, we blab about:

- Dance Moms vs. Parrot Heads
- Female flirting tactics
- Kenny's "coughing blood adventure"
- Convincing the Queen of England to marry us
- Insisting soup returns

And many more uninteresting topics!

Join our Facebook page and help us get to 300 fans!
www.facebook.com/groups/toomoofs]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45224442Wed, 09 Jun 2021 03:15:23 +0000Kenny SamselHey Shawty! It's Episode 40 - The Prince of Moofania In this gross episode, we blab about: - Dance Moms vs. Parrot Heads - Female flirting tactics - Kenny's "coughing blood adventure" - Convincing the Queen of England to marry us - Insisting soup...
In this gross episode, we blab about:

- Dance Moms vs. Parrot Heads
- Female flirting tactics
- Kenny's "coughing blood adventure"
- Convincing the Queen of England to marry us
- Insisting soup returns

And many more uninteresting topics!

Join our Facebook page and help us get to 300 fans!
www.facebook.com/groups/toomoofs]]>4302cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-39-send-your-guy-and-spiced-ham-
Hey Moof Troop! In this "hilarious" episode, we yammer on about:

- Happy beginnings
- Spam vs Porkrolls
- Matt never hearing of the song "Driver's License"
- John Claude Van Damme's dance moves
- Kentucky Derby announcers

And so much more!

And if you haven't already, make sure you join our Facebook Group!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/toomoofs]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45017189Tue, 25 May 2021 03:11:04 +0000Kenny SamselAint it fine? Episode 39 - Send Your Guy and Spiced Ham Hey Moof Troop! In this "hilarious" episode, we yammer on about: - Happy beginnings - Spam vs Porkrolls - Matt never hearing of the song "Driver's License" - John Claude Van Damme's dance moves...
Hey Moof Troop! In this "hilarious" episode, we yammer on about:

- Happy beginnings
- Spam vs Porkrolls
- Matt never hearing of the song "Driver's License"
- John Claude Van Damme's dance moves
- Kentucky Derby announcers

And so much more!

And if you haven't already, make sure you join our Facebook Group!
https://www.facebook.com/groups/toomoofs]]>4886cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-38-2-for-1-kim-jongaritas-051121
In this ultra long (and ultra serious) episode, we talk about:

- Does anyone say "underpants" anymore
- Voodoo ceremonies
- Flowing down the Porkchop River
- Creating infinite energy
- Dogs floating in space while doggy paddling

And so much more!

And don't forget to get a free sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44763043Wed, 12 May 2021 02:13:49 +0000Kenny SamselNo need to hate, it's Episode 38 - 2-for-1 Kim Jongaritas In this ultra long (and ultra serious) episode, we talk about: - Does anyone say "underpants" anymore - Voodoo ceremonies - Flowing down the Porkchop River - Creating infinite energy - Dogs...
In this ultra long (and ultra serious) episode, we talk about:

- Does anyone say "underpants" anymore
- Voodoo ceremonies
- Flowing down the Porkchop River
- Creating infinite energy
- Dogs floating in space while doggy paddling

And so much more!

And don't forget to get a free sticker at TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>4804cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-37-hawaii-sloppy-seconds-042821
In this overly excited show, we discuss:

- The best chicken nugget shape
- Toilet retrieval thresholds
- Skillful ways to open a Capri Sun
- Buffet customer service
- In appropriate wrestling gimmicks
- Kenny and Matt swap segments

Special thanks to Amber at Classic Man Cuts for helping us look nice and fly!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44551213Thu, 29 Apr 2021 02:59:14 +0000Kenny SamselHome Alone Kevin? Episode 37 - Hawaii Sloppy Seconds In this overly excited show, we discuss: - The best chicken nugget shape - Toilet retrieval thresholds - Skillful ways to open a Capri Sun - Buffet customer service - In appropriate wrestling...
In this overly excited show, we discuss:

- The best chicken nugget shape
- Toilet retrieval thresholds
- Skillful ways to open a Capri Sun
- Buffet customer service
- In appropriate wrestling gimmicks
- Kenny and Matt swap segments

Special thanks to Amber at Classic Man Cuts for helping us look nice and fly!]]>4021cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-36-doing-the-hunka-chunka-042121
In this insane episode, we dialogue about:

- Backup Option Cars
- An ATM Withdrawal Mystery
- Tyler Perry with a Head Full of Birds
- The Brilliance of the Movie "Coneheads"
- To-Go Crab Legs

Don't forget to get your hair did with Amber at ClassicManCuts.com!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44430543Thu, 22 Apr 2021 02:37:34 +0000Kenny SamselWe're in the mix - Episode 36 - Doing the Hunka Chunka! In this insane episode, we dialogue about: - Backup Option Cars - An ATM Withdrawal Mystery - Tyler Perry with a Head Full of Birds - The Brilliance of the Movie "Coneheads" - To-Go Crab Legs...
In this insane episode, we dialogue about:

- Backup Option Cars
- An ATM Withdrawal Mystery
- Tyler Perry with a Head Full of Birds
- The Brilliance of the Movie "Coneheads"
- To-Go Crab Legs

Don't forget to get your hair did with Amber at ClassicManCuts.com!]]>3726cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-35-every-frieburg-for-themselves
In this fast paced episode, we discuss:

- The lack of Asian sports team names
- Lying about your age for free cookies
- How to analyze if people are dating
- Human names for cars
- Escaped monkeys still on the loose

Be sure to visit our awesome sponsor: Her Majesty Services!
www.hermajestyservices.com]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44339946Thu, 15 Apr 2021 02:25:30 +0000Kenny SamselLook alive! It's Episode 35 - Every Frieburg For Themselves In this fast paced episode, we discuss: - The lack of Asian sports team names - Lying about your age for free cookies - How to analyze if people are dating - Human names for cars - Escaped...
In this fast paced episode, we discuss:

- The lack of Asian sports team names
- Lying about your age for free cookies
- How to analyze if people are dating
- Human names for cars
- Escaped monkeys still on the loose

Be sure to visit our awesome sponsor: Her Majesty Services!
www.hermajestyservices.com]]>3568cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-34-scamming-mr-baba-040821
In this scheming episode, we blab about:

- Obtaining stamps at a discount
- Food promo scams
- Matt saying "raccoon" weird
- The Truman Show in real life
- Jail for money scenarios

Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube! Just search "Too Moofs"

Love you all!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44266472Fri, 09 Apr 2021 04:00:32 +0000Kenny SamselReady for more? It's Episode 34 - Scamming Mr. Baba In this scheming episode, we blab about: - Obtaining stamps at a discount - Food promo scams - Matt saying "raccoon" weird - The Truman Show in real life - Jail for money scenarios Don't forget to...
In this scheming episode, we blab about:

- Obtaining stamps at a discount
- Food promo scams
- Matt saying "raccoon" weird
- The Truman Show in real life
- Jail for money scenarios

Don't forget to subscribe to us on YouTube! Just search "Too Moofs"

Love you all!]]>3479cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-33-macho-man-at-an-ok-buy-040121
In our first normal episode in forever, we chat about:

- Secret handshakes
- Wasting the time of scammers
- Group dancing at weddings
- The anxiety of being left on "read"
- Confusing a Whopper and a Big Mac

And much more!

Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER at www.TooMoofs.com/sticker]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44158533Fri, 02 Apr 2021 03:57:15 +0000Kenny SamselCan it be? Episode 33 - Macho Man at an OK Buy In our first normal episode in forever, we chat about: - Secret handshakes - Wasting the time of scammers - Group dancing at weddings - The anxiety of being left on "read" - Confusing a Whopper and a...
In our first normal episode in forever, we chat about:

- Secret handshakes
- Wasting the time of scammers
- Group dancing at weddings
- The anxiety of being left on "read"
- Confusing a Whopper and a Big Mac

And much more!

Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER at www.TooMoofs.com/sticker]]>3736cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-32-a-very-kenny-episode-033121
And of course we're discussing why we've been gone for 3 weeks (Spoiler Alert: Kenny was dying....)

But outside of Kenny's ER adventures, we discuss Chocolate Milk and Matt getting into a bar fight!

Normal episode coming soon! Thanks for tuning in to this very special episode.....]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44139106Thu, 01 Apr 2021 01:55:56 +0000Kenny SamselWE'RE BACK with Episode 32 - A Very Kenny Episode And of course we're discussing why we've been gone for 3 weeks (Spoiler Alert: Kenny was dying....) But outside of Kenny's ER adventures, we discuss Chocolate Milk and Matt getting into a bar fight!...
And of course we're discussing why we've been gone for 3 weeks (Spoiler Alert: Kenny was dying....)

But outside of Kenny's ER adventures, we discuss Chocolate Milk and Matt getting into a bar fight!

Normal episode coming soon! Thanks for tuning in to this very special episode.....]]>3062cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-31-selfishly-karening-it-up-0310
In this long-winded show, we blab about:

- Matt getting yet ANOTHER parking ticket
- Kenny angry at a $500,000 bowl
- Healthy fast food restaurants
- Hacking Zoom calls
- The Never Ending Cereal Paradox

And so much more!

Be sure to get your FREE sticker at www.TooMoofs.com/sticker]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43836617Thu, 11 Mar 2021 05:35:31 +0000Kenny SamselLet's get it done! Episode 31 - Selfishly Karening It Up In this long-winded show, we blab about: - Matt getting yet ANOTHER parking ticket - Kenny angry at a $500,000 bowl - Healthy fast food restaurants - Hacking Zoom calls - The Never Ending...
In this long-winded show, we blab about:

- Matt getting yet ANOTHER parking ticket
- Kenny angry at a $500,000 bowl
- Healthy fast food restaurants
- Hacking Zoom calls
- The Never Ending Cereal Paradox

And so much more!

Be sure to get your FREE sticker at www.TooMoofs.com/sticker]]>3724cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-30-the-smoothest-voices-no-one-c
In this technically challenged episode, we rant about:

- Fake lottery tickets
- The hotness of Somali women
- Celebrating your birthday month if your birthday is on the 1st
- What defines a "liquid diet"
- The perfect milk temperature for cereal

Buy our merch! www.TooMoofs.com/merch
Love you all!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43729615Thu, 04 Mar 2021 04:38:29 +0000Kenny SamselIt's so dirty! Episode 30 - The Smoothest Voices No One Could Hear In this technically challenged episode, we rant about: - Fake lottery tickets - The hotness of Somali women - Celebrating your birthday month if your birthday is on the 1st - What...
In this technically challenged episode, we rant about:

- Fake lottery tickets
- The hotness of Somali women
- Celebrating your birthday month if your birthday is on the 1st
- What defines a "liquid diet"
- The perfect milk temperature for cereal

Buy our merch! www.TooMoofs.com/merch
Love you all!]]>4053cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-29-the-gloomiest-and-doomiest-of
In this awkwardly depressing episode, we talk about:

- Cereal combinations
- Intentional copycat logos
- Giving judges yellow and red cards
- Job options for your dog
- Rebooting the 90's show Dinosaurs

And many more insane topics!

Special shout out to Sam from the Samantics Podcast for chiming in on the show cat!

Love you guys!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43644650Fri, 26 Feb 2021 04:19:24 +0000Kenny SamselAin't it fine? Episode 29 - The Gloomiest and Doomiest of Shows In this awkwardly depressing episode, we talk about: - Cereal combinations - Intentional copycat logos - Giving judges yellow and red cards - Job options for your dog - Rebooting the...
In this awkwardly depressing episode, we talk about:

- Cereal combinations
- Intentional copycat logos
- Giving judges yellow and red cards
- Job options for your dog
- Rebooting the 90's show Dinosaurs

And many more insane topics!

Special shout out to Sam from the Samantics Podcast for chiming in on the show cat!

Love you guys!]]>3967cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-28-top-that-you-got-it-dude-0217
In this longer than usual episode, we discuss:

- A brand new bit, "Top That!"
- Pigs playing video games
- Napping in pizza dough
- THE definitive ranking of cheese
- Can there be too MUCH hospitality at restaurants?

Please get yourself a sticker! www.TooMoofs.com/sticker]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43537098Fri, 19 Feb 2021 03:46:42 +0000Kenny SamselAin't it great! Episode 28 - Top That? You Got It Dude! In this longer than usual episode, we discuss: - A brand new bit, "Top That!" - Pigs playing video games - Napping in pizza dough - THE definitive ranking of cheese - Can there be too MUCH...
In this longer than usual episode, we discuss:

- A brand new bit, "Top That!"
- Pigs playing video games
- Napping in pizza dough
- THE definitive ranking of cheese
- Can there be too MUCH hospitality at restaurants?

Please get yourself a sticker! www.TooMoofs.com/sticker]]>4334cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-27-monsieur-unfun-jaunt-021121
In this oddly lengthy episode, we blabber about:

- Lopsided Miss Universe competitions
- Ranking numbers
- The subtle nuance of POGS slammers
- Smuggling cacti
- Annoying accents

And so much more!

Special thanks to our sponsors, Amber from Classic Man Cuts and Jenifer with Her Majesty's Services!

Love y'all!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43412346Fri, 12 Feb 2021 03:31:06 +0000Kenny SamselLet's have a party with Episode 27 - Monsieur Unfun Jaunt In this oddly lengthy episode, we blabber about: - Lopsided Miss Universe competitions - Ranking numbers - The subtle nuance of POGS slammers - Smuggling cacti - Annoying accents And so much...
In this oddly lengthy episode, we blabber about:

- Lopsided Miss Universe competitions
- Ranking numbers
- The subtle nuance of POGS slammers
- Smuggling cacti
- Annoying accents

And so much more!

Special thanks to our sponsors, Amber from Classic Man Cuts and Jenifer with Her Majesty's Services!

Love y'all!]]>4215cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-26-take-my-bracelet-or-take-my-j
In this surprisingly longer episode, we talk about:

- Blockbuster Video Nostalgia
- Best candy bar ratios
- Matt's seamless Dave Matthews reference
- Popcorn replacement options
- Awful internet passwords

And a lot more nonsense!

Don't forget to buy our merch and get it in time for Valentine's Day!
www.TooMoofs.com/merch]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43239104Tue, 02 Feb 2021 02:25:32 +0000Kenny SamselGet your kicks with Episode 26 - Take My Bracelet or Take My Jump Slap In this surprisingly longer episode, we talk about: - Blockbuster Video Nostalgia - Best candy bar ratios - Matt's seamless Dave Matthews reference - Popcorn replacement options...
In this surprisingly longer episode, we talk about:

- Blockbuster Video Nostalgia
- Best candy bar ratios
- Matt's seamless Dave Matthews reference
- Popcorn replacement options
- Awful internet passwords

And a lot more nonsense!

Don't forget to buy our merch and get it in time for Valentine's Day!
www.TooMoofs.com/merch]]>3933cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-25-just-talkin-toilet-quarters-0
In this loopy episode, we squeeze out....

- Matt soon becoming homeless
- Kenny's favorite gif
- Getting licked by cows
- Mushroom blood
- Arcade continue buttons

And we disappoint you even more!

Be sure to get your FREE sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/sticker

Love you guys!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43055854Fri, 22 Jan 2021 02:30:08 +0000Kenny SamselLook Alive! It's Episode 25 - Just Talkin' Toilet Quarters In this loopy episode, we squeeze out.... - Matt soon becoming homeless - Kenny's favorite gif - Getting licked by cows - Mushroom blood - Arcade continue buttons And we disappoint you even...
In this loopy episode, we squeeze out....

- Matt soon becoming homeless
- Kenny's favorite gif
- Getting licked by cows
- Mushroom blood
- Arcade continue buttons

And we disappoint you even more!

Be sure to get your FREE sticker by going to TooMoofs.com/sticker

Love you guys!]]>3460cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-24-hey-baby-bubba-this-is-the-wo
In this disappointing episode, we scarf down....

- Famous rap songs about getting diarrhea
- Danish genital cartoons
- Getting LeBron James to do your errands
- And of course our Chickie Nuggie Challenge! (Spoiler alert, it's not worth it)

We'll get 'em next time, tiger....

In the meantime, get a FREE STICKER! www.TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42927033Thu, 14 Jan 2021 03:18:20 +0000Kenny SamselMatt and I sadly present - Episode 24 - Hey Baby Bubba, This is the Worst Show Ever In this disappointing episode, we scarf down.... - Famous rap songs about getting diarrhea - Danish genital cartoons - Getting LeBron James to do your errands - And...
In this disappointing episode, we scarf down....

- Famous rap songs about getting diarrhea
- Danish genital cartoons
- Getting LeBron James to do your errands
- And of course our Chickie Nuggie Challenge! (Spoiler alert, it's not worth it)

We'll get 'em next time, tiger....

In the meantime, get a FREE STICKER! www.TooMoofs.com/Sticker]]>3058cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-23-stealing-dr-johns-glory-01062
In this soul crushing episode, we blabber about:

- Cyndi Lauper ruining NYE again
- The length's we'll go for Fazolli's breadsticks
- Kenny's worst nightmare activity
- Birthday parties for dogs
- Octopus punches

And surprisingly, so much more!

Thanks again to all you for listening and we hope you have an amazing 2021!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42821967Thu, 07 Jan 2021 03:10:16 +0000Kenny SamselHow can it be, it's Episode 23 - Stealing Dr. John's Glory In this soul crushing episode, we blabber about: - Cyndi Lauper ruining NYE again - The length's we'll go for Fazolli's breadsticks - Kenny's worst nightmare activity - Birthday parties for...
In this soul crushing episode, we blabber about:

- Cyndi Lauper ruining NYE again
- The length's we'll go for Fazolli's breadsticks
- Kenny's worst nightmare activity
- Birthday parties for dogs
- Octopus punches

And surprisingly, so much more!

Thanks again to all you for listening and we hope you have an amazing 2021!]]>3803cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-22-two-classico-moofios-one-bun-_2
In this hot dog filled episode, we yammer about:

- Cheating tactics in high school
- Wacky hot dog toppings
- Matt getting FOUR parking tickets in 1 day
- Kenny has a cracky jaw
- Pageant model nugget eating

Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER at TooMoofs.com/Sticker

Happy New Year, Moof Troop!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42729726Thu, 31 Dec 2020 02:30:06 +0000Kenny SamselLet's end 2020 Right! Episode 22 - Two Classico Moofios One Bun In this hot dog filled episode, we yammer about: - Cheating tactics in high school - Wacky hot dog toppings - Matt getting FOUR parking tickets in 1 day - Kenny has a cracky jaw -...
In this hot dog filled episode, we yammer about:

- Cheating tactics in high school
- Wacky hot dog toppings
- Matt getting FOUR parking tickets in 1 day
- Kenny has a cracky jaw
- Pageant model nugget eating

Don't forget to get your FREE STICKER at TooMoofs.com/Sticker

Happy New Year, Moof Troop!]]>4008cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-21-take-two-taco-joe-122320
In this Part B episode, we ramble about:

- Matt's Michael Scott situation
- Spam & Oreo burgers
- Kenny's quest for Rocky IV memorabilia
- Asian Santa Clause
- Pickle traditions

And we have a YouTube Channel!
Like and Subscribe to: https://bit.ly/38rEkWQ

Merry Christmas, Moof Troop!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42641958Thu, 24 Dec 2020 05:12:56 +0000Kenny SamselWe're legal! - Episode 21 - Take Two, Taco Joe! In this Part B episode, we ramble about: - Matt's Michael Scott situation - Spam & Oreo burgers - Kenny's quest for Rocky IV memorabilia - Asian Santa Clause - Pickle traditions And we have a YouTube...
In this Part B episode, we ramble about:

- Matt's Michael Scott situation
- Spam & Oreo burgers
- Kenny's quest for Rocky IV memorabilia
- Asian Santa Clause
- Pickle traditions

And we have a YouTube Channel!
Like and Subscribe to: https://bit.ly/38rEkWQ

Merry Christmas, Moof Troop!]]>3556cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-20-a-cookshi-flavored-jelly-bean
In this nauseating episode, we digest:

- Baby announcement songs
- Spicy cookies
- Taco Bell....again.....
- Nambia political elections
- And we play Beanboozled (and almost throw up on air)

Don't forget to get a free sticker for your loved one this holiday season!
www.TooMoofs.com/sticker]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42512439Wed, 16 Dec 2020 04:36:40 +0000Kenny SamselWackiness a-plenty....it's Episode 20 - A Cookshi Flavored Jelly Bean In this nauseating episode, we digest: - Baby announcement songs - Spicy cookies - Taco Bell....again..... - Nambia political elections - And we play Beanboozled (and almost throw...
In this nauseating episode, we digest:

- Baby announcement songs
- Spicy cookies
- Taco Bell....again.....
- Nambia political elections
- And we play Beanboozled (and almost throw up on air)

Don't forget to get a free sticker for your loved one this holiday season!
www.TooMoofs.com/sticker]]>3692cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-19-rawshun-squaht-daanss-120920
In this insane episode, we talk about:

- Matt hating another food....poutine
- Trapping the Loch Ness Monster
- How to win a Gold Medal in breakdancing
- The most expensive air purifier ever

And we have STICKERS! Get your FREE sticker today at https://TooMoofs.com/sticker]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42409436Thu, 10 Dec 2020 03:59:59 +0000Kenny SamselWe're back Moof Troop! Episode 19 - Rawshun Squaht Daanss! In this insane episode, we talk about: - Matt hating another food....poutine - Trapping the Loch Ness Monster - How to win a Gold Medal in breakdancing - The most expensive air purifier ever...
In this insane episode, we talk about:

- Matt hating another food....poutine
- Trapping the Loch Ness Monster
- How to win a Gold Medal in breakdancing
- The most expensive air purifier ever

And we have STICKERS! Get your FREE sticker today at https://TooMoofs.com/sticker]]>3652cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-18-guinness-record-for-escaping-
In this multimedia episode, we yak about:

- Matt not knowing where Santa lives
- Debating how to say the rapper Chingy's name
- Whether Mac & Cheese is a Thanksgiving food
- Japanese fettuccine

And did we mention we're live now! Check out our FB page for us going live each episode and catch the replays on our YouTube Channel (coming soon....)

Also, let us know if you think you'd donate money for a customized 30 second commercial!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42208607Sat, 28 Nov 2020 02:38:20 +0000Kenny SamselWe're adults now! Episode 18 - Guinness Record for Escaping North Korea! In this multimedia episode, we yak about: - Matt not knowing where Santa lives - Debating how to say the rapper Chingy's name - Whether Mac & Cheese is a Thanksgiving food -...
In this multimedia episode, we yak about:

- Matt not knowing where Santa lives
- Debating how to say the rapper Chingy's name
- Whether Mac & Cheese is a Thanksgiving food
- Japanese fettuccine

And did we mention we're live now! Check out our FB page for us going live each episode and catch the replays on our YouTube Channel (coming soon....)

Also, let us know if you think you'd donate money for a customized 30 second commercial!]]>3800cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-17-blood-onions-111920
In this infuriating episode we chat about:

- Matt disliking Skittles....and Cheeze Its....and Milky Way....
- Tickle spots
- Jail-themed restaurants
- Kenny's movie idea
- The science of nougat
- Our newest sponsor, Her Majesty Services (which you can visit at HerMajestyServices.com)

Thanks for listening Moof Troop!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42068756Fri, 20 Nov 2020 04:24:06 +0000Kenny SamselThanks for your patience as we present - Episode 17 - Blood Onions! In this infuriating episode we chat about: - Matt disliking Skittles....and Cheeze Its....and Milky Way.... - Tickle spots - Jail-themed restaurants - Kenny's movie idea - The...
In this infuriating episode we chat about:

- Matt disliking Skittles....and Cheeze Its....and Milky Way....
- Tickle spots
- Jail-themed restaurants
- Kenny's movie idea
- The science of nougat
- Our newest sponsor, Her Majesty Services (which you can visit at HerMajestyServices.com)

Thanks for listening Moof Troop!]]>3571cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-16-mr-paul-s-poems-111020
In this sweet (get it) episode, we interview Paul the Poet; an Orlando staple who's known for his "on the spot" poems written to you in 7 minutes or less! We discuss his life, his loves, his typewriter.....and of course we get him to write us a poem.

Get one of your own by e-mailing him at GetAPoem@gmail.com or checking out his Instagram page @paulspoems

We also try to do a normal show in between where we discuss:
- Matt's hatred for Jenga
- Patchy grey beards
- Man flavored ice cream

And much more! Also, RIP Alex Trebek. You will be missed!

Love you guys!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41914819Wed, 11 Nov 2020 03:30:18 +0000Kenny SamselHow keen, it's Episode 16 - Mr. Paul S. Poems! In this sweet (get it) episode, we interview Paul the Poet; an Orlando staple who's known for his "on the spot" poems written to you in 7 minutes or less! We discuss his life, his loves, his...
In this sweet (get it) episode, we interview Paul the Poet; an Orlando staple who's known for his "on the spot" poems written to you in 7 minutes or less! We discuss his life, his loves, his typewriter.....and of course we get him to write us a poem.

Get one of your own by e-mailing him at GetAPoem@gmail.com or checking out his Instagram page @paulspoems

We also try to do a normal show in between where we discuss:
- Matt's hatred for Jenga
- Patchy grey beards
- Man flavored ice cream

And much more! Also, RIP Alex Trebek. You will be missed!

Love you guys!]]>4825cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-15-skydived-or-skydove-110520
- Matt never eating at Wawa
- Buying a genie lamp
- Kenny's brilliant checkout line plan
- Matt's family winning Double Dare & going to space camp
- Kazakhstan bucket list vacations

And many more uninteresting topics! Be sure to go to TooMoofs.com and buy our merch! We need the money!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41820616Fri, 06 Nov 2020 04:25:24 +0000Kenny SamselNo Politics! All stupidity! It's Episode 15 - Skydived or Skydove! In this debate-filled episode, we discuss: - Matt never eating at Wawa - Buying a genie lamp - Kenny's brilliant checkout line plan - Matt's family winning Double Dare & going to...
- Matt never eating at Wawa
- Buying a genie lamp
- Kenny's brilliant checkout line plan
- Matt's family winning Double Dare & going to space camp
- Kazakhstan bucket list vacations

And many more uninteresting topics! Be sure to go to TooMoofs.com and buy our merch! We need the money!]]>3244cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-14-wet-your-rona-whistle-102720
Thank you all for your patience while we took a much needed break! In this return episode, we yammer about:

- The reason for the 2 week hiatus
- Kenny keeps saying "Episode 13"
- Love after Thanos' snap
- Matt's French is no bueno
- Awful ramen recipies
- Is the lottery a Moof move?

And so much more! We absolutely love having you all as Moof Troopers and can't wait to share more with y'all on a regular basis again! E-Mail us Show@TooMoofs.com or text us 347-MY-MOOFS!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41673866Wed, 28 Oct 2020 02:45:49 +0000Kenny SamselWE'RE BACK WITH EPISODE 14 - Wet Your Rona Whistle!!! Thank you all for your patience while we took a much needed break! In this return episode, we yammer about: - The reason for the 2 week hiatus - Kenny keeps saying "Episode 13" - Love after...
Thank you all for your patience while we took a much needed break! In this return episode, we yammer about:

- The reason for the 2 week hiatus
- Kenny keeps saying "Episode 13"
- Love after Thanos' snap
- Matt's French is no bueno
- Awful ramen recipies
- Is the lottery a Moof move?

And so much more! We absolutely love having you all as Moof Troopers and can't wait to share more with y'all on a regular basis again! E-Mail us Show@TooMoofs.com or text us 347-MY-MOOFS!]]>3396cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-13-sneeze-like-a-normal-person-1
In this extra long episode, we yammer on about:
- The Uselessness of Button-Fly Jeans
- This Month's #TMI Winner
- Judging Froyo Toppings
- Black Market Used Condoms
- Bargain Bin Superpowers
And much more inane topics!

Special shout out to our sponsor Amber at Classic Man Cuts for sponsoring our show! Check her out at http://classicmancuts.com/

Thanks as always for listening!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41356032Thu, 08 Oct 2020 02:11:06 +0000Kenny SamselWe start the spooooooky season with unlucky Episode 13 - Sneeze Like a Normal Person! In this extra long episode, we yammer on about: - The Uselessness of Button-Fly Jeans - This Month's #TMI Winner - Judging Froyo Toppings - Black Market Used...
In this extra long episode, we yammer on about:
- The Uselessness of Button-Fly Jeans
- This Month's #TMI Winner
- Judging Froyo Toppings
- Black Market Used Condoms
- Bargain Bin Superpowers
And much more inane topics!

Special shout out to our sponsor Amber at Classic Man Cuts for sponsoring our show! Check her out at http://classicmancuts.com/

Thanks as always for listening!]]>4203cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-12-the-square-square-before-the-
Tonight we're joined by special guest (and our friend) Kim! She helps us chat about such subjects as:

- Unrealistic Court Shows
- Matt's (Lack Of) Disney Knowledge
- The Weirdest Sound to Hear for the First Time
- Kenny's Bad Attempt at Improv
- Cooties Symptoms

And so much more!

OH, and you can now TEXT US at 347-MY-MOOFS (347-69-66637) anytime you want! Thanks for being loyal Moof Troopers!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41217094Wed, 30 Sep 2020 01:58:24 +0000Kenny SamselWhat rhymes with blelve? Episode 12 - The Square Square Before The Dot Dot! Tonight we're joined by special guest (and our friend) Kim! She helps us chat about such subjects as: - Unrealistic Court Shows - Matt's (Lack Of) Disney Knowledge - The...
Tonight we're joined by special guest (and our friend) Kim! She helps us chat about such subjects as:

- Unrealistic Court Shows
- Matt's (Lack Of) Disney Knowledge
- The Weirdest Sound to Hear for the First Time
- Kenny's Bad Attempt at Improv
- Cooties Symptoms

And so much more!

OH, and you can now TEXT US at 347-MY-MOOFS (347-69-66637) anytime you want! Thanks for being loyal Moof Troopers!]]>3569cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-11-matts-improv-skills
In this lackluster episode, we rant about:
- Who gets custody of Netflix after a breakup?
- Taco Bell Wine
- Beating Death in Monopoly
- Is Nathalie the Burgergate Server?
- Entertainment value of award shows

And many more insane topics! As always, thanks for listening....and don't forget to buy some merch at TooMoofs.com!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41073836Wed, 23 Sep 2020 01:13:51 +0000Kenny SamselOh thank heaven.....it's Episode 11 - Matt's Improv Skills! In this lackluster episode, we rant about: - Who gets custody of Netflix after a breakup? - Taco Bell Wine - Beating Death in Monopoly - Is Nathalie the Burgergate Server? - Entertainment...
In this lackluster episode, we rant about:
- Who gets custody of Netflix after a breakup?
- Taco Bell Wine
- Beating Death in Monopoly
- Is Nathalie the Burgergate Server?
- Entertainment value of award shows

And many more insane topics! As always, thanks for listening....and don't forget to buy some merch at TooMoofs.com!]]>3558cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-10-lil-beef-burgergate-091520
In this disappointing episode, we chat about:

- Matt stealing his Lonely Thoughts ideas
- Flights to nowhere
- A potential Chuck E. Cheese ticket heist
- Hate towards Peeps and cotton candy
- And of course we discuss the infamous "Burgergate"!

As always, be sure to e-mail us at Show@TooMoofs.com and buy our merch at TooMoofs.com!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40923870Wed, 16 Sep 2020 01:54:24 +0000Kenny SamselAt it again with Episode 10 - Lil Beef & Burgergate! In this disappointing episode, we chat about: - Matt stealing his Lonely Thoughts ideas - Flights to nowhere - A potential Chuck E. Cheese ticket heist - Hate towards Peeps and cotton candy - And...
In this disappointing episode, we chat about:

- Matt stealing his Lonely Thoughts ideas
- Flights to nowhere
- A potential Chuck E. Cheese ticket heist
- Hate towards Peeps and cotton candy
- And of course we discuss the infamous "Burgergate"!

As always, be sure to e-mail us at Show@TooMoofs.com and buy our merch at TooMoofs.com!]]>3465cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-9-1-2-3-popcorn-jellybean-091020
In this delayed (thanks, Matt) episode we discuss:
- Matt passing up $600 with American Airlines
- Kenny's dilemma with his barber(s)
- Potentially owning a jellybean company
- Is it B-Boxing or Beat-Boxing?
And many more insane topics!

Oh, and we're now on iHeartRadio! Just search for "Too Moofs" under podcasts and listen to us anywhere on that app! Thanks again for everything, Moof Troop!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40828883Fri, 11 Sep 2020 00:00:51 +0000Kenny SamselIt's fine! Episode 9 - 1...2...3....POPCORN JELLYBEAN! In this delayed (thanks, Matt) episode we discuss: - Matt passing up $600 with American Airlines - Kenny's dilemma with his barber(s) - Potentially owning a jellybean company - Is it B-Boxing or...
In this delayed (thanks, Matt) episode we discuss:
- Matt passing up $600 with American Airlines
- Kenny's dilemma with his barber(s)
- Potentially owning a jellybean company
- Is it B-Boxing or Beat-Boxing?
And many more insane topics!

Oh, and we're now on iHeartRadio! Just search for "Too Moofs" under podcasts and listen to us anywhere on that app! Thanks again for everything, Moof Troop!]]>3579cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-8-a-zoo-utopia-090120
In this awful episode, we discuss:
- Matt almost getting beat up by an ex's boyfriend
- Shady doctor's offices
- Being last in a "Pay It Forward" line at a restaurant
- Kenny botches his segments
- #TMI big winner!

Thanks again for listening! Make sure you buy some merch at TooMoofs.com and send us an e-mail at Show@TooMoofs.com!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40644519Wed, 02 Sep 2020 00:59:41 +0000Kenny SamselAin't it great? Episode 8 - A Zoo Utopia In this awful episode, we discuss: - Matt almost getting beat up by an ex's boyfriend - Shady doctor's offices - Being last in a "Pay It Forward" line at a restaurant - Kenny botches his segments - #TMI big...
In this awful episode, we discuss:
- Matt almost getting beat up by an ex's boyfriend
- Shady doctor's offices
- Being last in a "Pay It Forward" line at a restaurant
- Kenny botches his segments
- #TMI big winner!

Thanks again for listening! Make sure you buy some merch at TooMoofs.com and send us an e-mail at Show@TooMoofs.com!]]>3181cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-7-the-add-of-podcasts-082520
On this episode we discuss:
- The rules of office lotto pools
- Dry cereal being for babies
- Kenny's ADD assessment
- Being BFF with an Ex
- A blind scam at the strip club

And many more asinine topics! Don't forget to participate in #TMI by e-mailing us (Show@TooMoofs.com) or posting on our Facebook page! Love ya guys!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40494027Wed, 26 Aug 2020 01:29:35 +0000Kenny SamselIT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! A NEW EPISODE OF TOO MOOFS IS HERE! Episode 7 - The ADD of Podcasts On this episode we discuss: - The rules of office lotto pools - Dry cereal being for babies - Kenny's ADD assessment - Being BFF with an Ex - A blind scam at...
On this episode we discuss:
- The rules of office lotto pools
- Dry cereal being for babies
- Kenny's ADD assessment
- Being BFF with an Ex
- A blind scam at the strip club

And many more asinine topics! Don't forget to participate in #TMI by e-mailing us (Show@TooMoofs.com) or posting on our Facebook page! Love ya guys!]]>3420cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-6-carries-books-cant-get-laid-08
In this awkwardly long episode, we talk about:

- Matt's arch nemesis: Razor Ramon
- Kenny sucks at ordering merch
- Pimping out your significant other for free drinks
- Favorite physical arcade games
- Creeping on old classmate bikini pics

Plus we talk about a new promo program! Each month, we'll be giving away FREE MERCH to our Moof Troop Member of the month! Anyone who posts on our FB page or e-mails us at Show@TooMoofs.com will be entered in a monthly drawing where the winner will get free Too Moofs gear! Talk to us, please!!!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40413163Wed, 19 Aug 2020 23:37:41 +0000Kenny SamselNew episode is here! Episode 6 - Carries Books, Can't Get Laid! In this awkwardly long episode, we talk about: - Matt's arch nemesis: Razor Ramon - Kenny sucks at ordering merch - Pimping out your significant other for free drinks - Favorite...
In this awkwardly long episode, we talk about:

- Matt's arch nemesis: Razor Ramon
- Kenny sucks at ordering merch
- Pimping out your significant other for free drinks
- Favorite physical arcade games
- Creeping on old classmate bikini pics

Plus we talk about a new promo program! Each month, we'll be giving away FREE MERCH to our Moof Troop Member of the month! Anyone who posts on our FB page or e-mails us at Show@TooMoofs.com will be entered in a monthly drawing where the winner will get free Too Moofs gear! Talk to us, please!!!]]>4097cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-5-lady-and-the-tramping-wings-08
- Killer Snails
- Is that a penis on your arm?
- Pimping out your 18 year old cousin
- Matt's elevator rage
- 15% OFF MERCH ENDS THIS WEEK!!!!!

TooMoofs.com and click on Merch and buy your gear today! WE NEED THE MONEY!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40274688Tue, 11 Aug 2020 23:12:25 +0000Kenny SamselIn this awkwardly long episode we talk about.... - Killer Snails - Is that a penis on your arm? - Pimping out your 18 year old cousin - Matt's elevator rage - 15% OFF MERCH ENDS THIS WEEK!!!!! TooMoofs.com and click on Merch and buy your gear today!...
- Killer Snails
- Is that a penis on your arm?
- Pimping out your 18 year old cousin
- Matt's elevator rage
- 15% OFF MERCH ENDS THIS WEEK!!!!!

TooMoofs.com and click on Merch and buy your gear today! WE NEED THE MONEY!]]>3487cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-4-the-aldi-of-first-dates-080420
In this awful show, we talk about:
- Curly Fries vs. Crinkle Cut Fries
- Convincing Kristen Bell to marry Matt
- Beating an Axe Throwing Pro
- Microwaving Money

Also.....WE HAVE MERCH NOW!

Go to TooMoofs.com and click on the Merch page to buy our gear! For the next 2 weeks, save 15% off your entire order! Look embarrassing AND give us money while doing it! (Why do y'all listen to the show again?)]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40146893Wed, 05 Aug 2020 01:57:09 +0000Kenny SamselIt's here! A new episode! Episode 4 - The Aldi of First Dates In this awful show, we talk about: - Curly Fries vs. Crinkle Cut Fries - Convincing Kristen Bell to marry Matt - Beating an Axe Throwing Pro - Microwaving Money Also.....WE HAVE MERCH...
In this awful show, we talk about:
- Curly Fries vs. Crinkle Cut Fries
- Convincing Kristen Bell to marry Matt
- Beating an Axe Throwing Pro
- Microwaving Money

Also.....WE HAVE MERCH NOW!

Go to TooMoofs.com and click on the Merch page to buy our gear! For the next 2 weeks, save 15% off your entire order! Look embarrassing AND give us money while doing it! (Why do y'all listen to the show again?)]]>3224cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-3-whats-a-moof-no-deal
Episode 3 - What's a Moof? NO DEAL!

In this episode, we discuss:

- Matt's failure on Deal or No Deal
- Black Friday $6 DVD Sales
- Our new "Moof of the Week"
- Our first sponsor!

And many more uninteresting topics!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40027719Wed, 29 Jul 2020 02:02:11 +0000Kenny SamselNEW EPISODE OUT NOW! Episode 3 - What's a Moof? NO DEAL! In this episode, we discuss: - Matt's failure on Deal or No Deal - Black Friday $6 DVD Sales - Our new "Moof of the Week" - Our first sponsor! And many more uninteresting topics!
Episode 3 - What's a Moof? NO DEAL!

In this episode, we discuss:

- Matt's failure on Deal or No Deal
- Black Friday $6 DVD Sales
- Our new "Moof of the Week"
- Our first sponsor!

And many more uninteresting topics!]]>3041cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-2-doors-can-defeat-zombies-07222
Episode 2 - Doors Can Defeat Zombies

In this show we talk about:
- Could Matt win Survivor?
- Fake death certificates
- Zombies being the worst "threat"
- How come movies don't do blooper reels at the end anymore?

And much more uninteresting topics!

Also, join our fan page!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/298905074636843/

And e-mail us! TooMoofs@gmail.com
Skype: TooMoofs

We don't know what we're doing!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39924127Wed, 22 Jul 2020 18:42:00 +0000Kenny SamselAnother Too Moofs show is out! Episode 2 - Doors Can Defeat Zombies In this show we talk about: - Could Matt win Survivor? - Fake death certificates - Zombies being the worst "threat" - How come movies don't do blooper reels at the end anymore? And...
Episode 2 - Doors Can Defeat Zombies

In this show we talk about:
- Could Matt win Survivor?
- Fake death certificates
- Zombies being the worst "threat"
- How come movies don't do blooper reels at the end anymore?

And much more uninteresting topics!

Also, join our fan page!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/298905074636843/

And e-mail us! TooMoofs@gmail.com
Skype: TooMoofs

We don't know what we're doing!]]>2900cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12841983/episode-1-why-did-we-think-this-was-a-go
Too Moofs Podcast - Episode 1 - Why Did We Think This Was A Good Idea?

Believe me, it's god awful.....BUT, we talk about:
- Easy ways to rob a bank
- Tushy stadium
- Playing video games during quarantine
- Should we do an OnlyFans?
- Taco Bell conspiracies
And more uninteresting topics!

Also, join our fan page!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/298905074636843/

And e-mail us! TooMoofs@gmail.com
Skype: TooMoofs

We don't know what we're doing!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39924104Thu, 16 Jul 2020 18:38:00 +0000Kenny SamselWelp, in a very unoriginal move, Matt and I have a Podcast! Too Moofs Podcast - Episode 1 - Why Did We Think This Was A Good Idea? Believe me, it's god awful.....BUT, we talk about: - Easy ways to rob a bank - Tushy stadium - Playing video games...
Too Moofs Podcast - Episode 1 - Why Did We Think This Was A Good Idea?

Believe me, it's god awful.....BUT, we talk about:
- Easy ways to rob a bank
- Tushy stadium
- Playing video games during quarantine
- Should we do an OnlyFans?
- Taco Bell conspiracies
And more uninteresting topics!

Also, join our fan page!

https://www.facebook.com/groups/298905074636843/

And e-mail us! TooMoofs@gmail.com
Skype: TooMoofs

We don't know what we're doing!]]>2567cleanfull