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type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2b3ed68b-46de-4fea-85c5-eb06bb349f93/2b3ed68b-46de-4fea-85c5-eb06bb349f93.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2b3ed68b-46de-4fea-85c5-eb06bb349f93/2b3ed68b-46de-4fea-85c5-eb06bb349f93.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2b3ed68b-46de-4fea-85c5-eb06bb349f93/2b3ed68b-46de-4fea-85c5-eb06bb349f93.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg we talk about leases, the super bowl, cal king vs queen, psychic medium, psychic reading, massage therapy, new york, and more #newyork #psychic #psychicreading</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about leases, the super bowl, cal king vs queen, psychic medium, psychic reading, massage therapy, new york, and more #newyork #psychic #psychicreading]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1962</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>castaic,clarita,funny,gives,lemons,marriage,married,parenting,parents,podcast,psychic,reading,santa,scv,silly,valencia,when,wife,writing,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>supercross super birthday #podcast #marriage #supercross</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/supercross-super-birthday-podcast-marriage-supercross--64026085</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about Brodie's birthday, supercross, superbad country music, edging, sandy the squirrel sex doll, and more #supercross #birthday #parentingpodcast]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64026085</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Jan 2025 04:53:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64026085/229_output.mp3" length="26714741" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1ba57880-70a4-4346-b8b7-60c3019838ec/1ba57880-70a4-4346-b8b7-60c3019838ec.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1ba57880-70a4-4346-b8b7-60c3019838ec/1ba57880-70a4-4346-b8b7-60c3019838ec.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1ba57880-70a4-4346-b8b7-60c3019838ec/1ba57880-70a4-4346-b8b7-60c3019838ec.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg we talk about Brodie's birthday, supercross, superbad country music, edging, sandy the squirrel sex doll, and more #supercross #birthday #parentingpodcast</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about Brodie's birthday, supercross, superbad country music, edging, sandy the squirrel sex doll, and more #supercross #birthday #parentingpodcast]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1670</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>castaic,clarita,edging,funny,gives,ken,lemons,marriage,married,parenting,parents,podcast,santa,scv,silly,supercross,valencia,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Happy New Year!! #2025 #happynewyear #podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/happy-new-year-2025-happynewyear-podcast--63608579</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John and Joy talk about Christmas, and New Year. Crazy secret Santas, weird presents, and more #christmas #marriage #secretsanta]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63608579</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Jan 2025 05:09:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63608579/228_output.mp3" length="37056723" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4bcbbfcf-1e49-421b-8b08-b6459408e476/4bcbbfcf-1e49-421b-8b08-b6459408e476.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4bcbbfcf-1e49-421b-8b08-b6459408e476/4bcbbfcf-1e49-421b-8b08-b6459408e476.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4bcbbfcf-1e49-421b-8b08-b6459408e476/4bcbbfcf-1e49-421b-8b08-b6459408e476.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John and Joy talk about Christmas, and New Year. Crazy secret Santas, weird presents, and more #christmas #marriage #secretsanta</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John and Joy talk about Christmas, and New Year. Crazy secret Santas, weird presents, and more #christmas #marriage #secretsanta]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2317</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>castaic,christmas,clarita,funny,gives,lemons,marriage,married,new,parenting,parents,podcast,santa,scv,silly,valencia,when,wife,years,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Parents behaving badly Spotify wrapped #spotifywrapped2024</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/parents-behaving-badly-spotify-wrapped-spotifywrapped2024--63157155</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about Thanksgiving, parents behaving badly, drunk Joy in Walmart, ugly 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Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg we talk about Thanksgiving, parents behaving badly, drunk Joy in Walmart, ugly Christmas sweater, and our Spotify Wrapped #podcast #elderlyparents #badparenting</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about Thanksgiving, parents behaving badly, drunk Joy in Walmart, ugly Christmas sweater, and our Spotify Wrapped #podcast #elderlyparents #badparenting]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1401</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>goo bracelet, bbq kitty #podcast #marriage #silly</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/goo-bracelet-bbq-kitty-podcast-marriage-silly--62974543</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about jizz bracelets, old racing, ladybird lake, bbq kitty, dumb and dumber, batman and more #thecomedystore #dumbanddumber #elderlyparents]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62974543</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Nov 2024 05:25:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62974543/226_output.mp3" length="26922048" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c15abf16-88a2-48ff-99f1-ca037f41f914/c15abf16-88a2-48ff-99f1-ca037f41f914.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c15abf16-88a2-48ff-99f1-ca037f41f914/c15abf16-88a2-48ff-99f1-ca037f41f914.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c15abf16-88a2-48ff-99f1-ca037f41f914/c15abf16-88a2-48ff-99f1-ca037f41f914.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg we talk about jizz bracelets, old racing, ladybird lake, bbq kitty, dumb and dumber, batman and more #thecomedystore #dumbanddumber #elderlyparents</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about jizz bracelets, old racing, ladybird lake, bbq kitty, dumb and dumber, batman and more #thecomedystore #dumbanddumber #elderlyparents]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1683</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>austin,bbq,elderly,gives,killer,kitty,ladybird,lake,lemons,marriage,nascar,old,parents,podcast,segura,serial,tom,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Homeless Safety Meeting #safetymeeting #podcast #marriage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/homeless-safety-meeting-safetymeeting-podcast-marriage--62748506</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about how the homeless have safety meetings, Joy gets her cc hacked, and Mattel gets wicked #wicked #homeless #comedy]]></description><guid 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homeless have safety meetings, Joy gets her cc hacked, and Mattel gets wicked #wicked #homeless #comedy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about how the homeless have safety meetings, Joy gets her cc hacked, and Mattel gets wicked #wicked #homeless #comedy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1087</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>act,bj's,card,catching,credit,faud,gives,homeless,in,lemons,meeting,podcast,podcasting,safety,the,them,valley,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Don't Suck #podcast #marriagecomedy #marriage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/don-t-suck-podcast-marriagecomedy-marriage--62660849</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about trick or treating, Joy talks about family drama and cleaning out her parents house #parents #parenting #elderlycare]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62660849</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2024 03:39:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62660849/224_output.mp3" length="20971564" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e9ba0e0f-1c01-4085-896e-2cd3e815a485/e9ba0e0f-1c01-4085-896e-2cd3e815a485.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e9ba0e0f-1c01-4085-896e-2cd3e815a485/e9ba0e0f-1c01-4085-896e-2cd3e815a485.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e9ba0e0f-1c01-4085-896e-2cd3e815a485/e9ba0e0f-1c01-4085-896e-2cd3e815a485.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John talks about trick or treating, Joy talks about family drama and cleaning out her parents house #parents #parenting #elderlycare</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about trick or treating, Joy talks about family drama and cleaning out her parents house #parents #parenting #elderlycare]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1311</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>finds,gives,hoarders,lemons,marriage,married,older,parent,parents,podcast,podcasting,porn,stash,stroke,swallow,test,viagra,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>high speed pursuit #podcast #marriage #highspeedchase</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/high-speed-pursuit-podcast-marriage-highspeedchase--62482854</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> Joy talks about being in a high speed chase, getting compliments. John finds his new friend in a naked homeless guy #compliments #homeless #kids]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62482854</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Oct 2024 03:56:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62482854/223_output.mp3" length="23014548" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d302b6c6-2382-49ef-acfd-5250b16518f6/d302b6c6-2382-49ef-acfd-5250b16518f6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d302b6c6-2382-49ef-acfd-5250b16518f6/d302b6c6-2382-49ef-acfd-5250b16518f6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d302b6c6-2382-49ef-acfd-5250b16518f6/d302b6c6-2382-49ef-acfd-5250b16518f6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg Joy talks about being in a high speed chase, getting compliments. 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Joy keeps going into her villain era, does a backyard comedy show, and more #puppyschool #show #comedy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John sneaks out of someone's house. 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Joy goes on an adventure by herself to get to a girls trip because she has bad FOJO fear of Joy out #podcast #marriage #girlstrip</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John gets over covid. 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Joy gets nothing, but the pleasure of watching her family #comedy #podcasting...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about John getting Covid, Caleb getting his permit, and Brodie getting starting position. 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Joy let's her anxiety hit her, open mic, comedy, the comedy store, mini kiss and more #minikiss #thecomedystore #parenting]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61021078</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Aug 2024 04:42:38 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61021078/214_output.mp3" length="30049219" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/99125fa6-b85b-4646-b015-af5def6576d8/99125fa6-b85b-4646-b015-af5def6576d8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/99125fa6-b85b-4646-b015-af5def6576d8/99125fa6-b85b-4646-b015-af5def6576d8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/99125fa6-b85b-4646-b015-af5def6576d8/99125fa6-b85b-4646-b015-af5def6576d8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John has another grocery store adventure, football adventure, Australian break dancing. Joy let's her anxiety hit her, open mic, comedy, the comedy store, mini kiss and more...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John has another grocery store adventure, football adventure, Australian break dancing. Joy let's her anxiety hit her, open mic, comedy, the comedy store, mini kiss and more #minikiss #thecomedystore #parenting]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1879</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>act,caught,comedy,getting,gives,in,kids,lemons,main,podcast,podcasting,stage,stand,store,the,up,walking,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Celebration of John the hero #podcast #marriage #youtube</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/celebration-of-john-the-hero-podcast-marriage-youtube--60893735</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about John saving lives. Caleb being awesome, and the beach #carpinteria #celebration #deathplans]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60893735</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2024 04:54:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60893735/213_output.mp3" length="27411479" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b5c91875-db63-4979-9206-91a723419589/b5c91875-db63-4979-9206-91a723419589.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b5c91875-db63-4979-9206-91a723419589/b5c91875-db63-4979-9206-91a723419589.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/b5c91875-db63-4979-9206-91a723419589/b5c91875-db63-4979-9206-91a723419589.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg we talk about John saving lives. Caleb being awesome, and the beach #carpinteria #celebration #deathplans</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about John saving lives. 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https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John has fob trauma, Joy goes to the comedy store and as always has the time of her life. #parenting #honda #podcastingforthepeople</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John has fob trauma, Joy goes to the comedy store and as always has the time of her life. #parenting #honda #podcastingforthepeople]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1522</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adam,brad,comedy,girls,gives,jelly,lemons,marriage,podcast,podcasting,ray,roll,spice,store,the,vip,when,wife,williams,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Barbette 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url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/99fe5a4d-4a90-4550-b0d5-5b7af0706e07/99fe5a4d-4a90-4550-b0d5-5b7af0706e07.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/99fe5a4d-4a90-4550-b0d5-5b7af0706e07/99fe5a4d-4a90-4550-b0d5-5b7af0706e07.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg Joy has an adventure in Fresno, John has no notes but has a story about a man getting caught loving himself in a glass pool #fresno #hospital #fresnocommunityhospital</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> Joy has an adventure in Fresno, John has no notes but has a story about a man getting caught loving himself in a glass pool #fresno #hospital #fresnocommunityhospital]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1160</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>community,covid,dose,fresno,gives,hospital,lemons,marriage,over,podcast,room,sonic,stories,tater,tots,waiting,weed,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>fourth of July spectacular #4thofjuly #podcast #marriage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fourth-of-july-spectacular-4thofjuly-podcast-marriage--60669749</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about his past girlfriend, Joy reveals more childhood trauma, 4th of July stories, Solvang, Taekwondo, barbies and more #taekwondo #barbie 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John talks about his past girlfriend, Joy reveals more childhood trauma, 4th of July stories, Solvang, Taekwondo, barbies and more #taekwondo #barbie #parenting</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about his past girlfriend, Joy reveals more childhood trauma, 4th of July stories, Solvang, Taekwondo, barbies and more #taekwondo #barbie #parenting]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1952</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>barbara,birth,blood,buelton,dexter,dirty,dutch,fireworks,gives,lemons,passenger,podcast,podcasting,santa,solvang,splatter,stories,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>11 minutes of nonsense. the next one will be better #podcast #marriage #funny</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/11-minutes-of-nonsense-the-next-one-will-be-better-podcast-marriage-funny--60643692</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John and Joy are at the end of a crazy run. 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The god damn comedy jam, Jeremiah Watkins Careless Whisper, Jelly Roll, Bunny, and Machine...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> Johns at the bottom of the roller coaster and Joy is still making her way to the top. 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We talk about the author signing we had just done in San Diego Gaslamp district. It was a blast and now we have the bug for lives. #live #hauntedhotel #marriedlifehumor</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy are LIVE. We talk about the author signing we had just done in San Diego Gaslamp district. It was a blast and now we have the bug for lives. #live #hauntedhotel #marriedlifehumor]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2792</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>diego,funny,gas,ghost,gives,haunted,history,lamp,lemons,live,marriage,married,podcast,podcasting,san,silly,train,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dilf and Milf wedding bliss #vegas #wedding #blackout'</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dilf-and-milf-wedding-bliss-vegas-wedding-blackout--60368701</link><description><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy turn into Milf and Dilf. Our kid gets married and we cry like b!tches. 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Our kid gets married and we cry like b!tches. Brodie passes out at Vegas baby #marriage #groomsmen #passout</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy turn into Milf and Dilf. Our kid gets married and we cry like b!tches. 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Joy goes to the comedy store and massages Bobby Lee, John plays disc golf and gets assaulted by an old lady and her dog....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about our middle son graduating this week. 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we talk about childhood stories, talking in whale, making people cry and more #crying #whale #findingnemo</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about childhood stories, talking in whale, making people cry and more #crying #whale #findingnemo]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1915</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>america,anal,drowning,gives,great,land,lemons,marine,marineland,massage,massaging,milking,podcast,podcasting,prostate,tequila,therapy,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Growing up Simpson #marriage #podcast 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#bridalshower]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1314</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bad,clothes,dad,die,gives,ignoring,lemons,parent,parenting,parents,podcast,pretending,silent,stroke,to,trauma,treatment,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>bating Vs Harry Potter #podcast #marriage #massage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bating-vs-harry-potter-podcast-marriage-massage--59462847</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC-AmEBbvL7ZA7DmojCmd93g" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> </a><a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about his round with pancakes. Senior Prom for Caleb. 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Joy talks about her adventure becoming a Choctaw #choctaw #choctawdurant #candy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1640</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aslee,birthday,castaic,choctaw,driving,falling,gives,lemons,marriage,nation,peeing,peepee,podcast,relationship,santa,valencia,visalia,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>rollin with my ankle #ankleinjury #marriage #podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rollin-with-my-ankle-ankleinjury-marriage-podcast--58440710</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about things we did as kids, magic mountain, reconnecting with friends, rolling your ankle, and more #thecomedystore #magicmountain #puppy]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58440710</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2024 04:23:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58440710/184_output.mp3" length="30236465" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/312a11ec-4fbe-4cf5-b4bf-e18b7e28980c/312a11ec-4fbe-4cf5-b4bf-e18b7e28980c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/312a11ec-4fbe-4cf5-b4bf-e18b7e28980c/312a11ec-4fbe-4cf5-b4bf-e18b7e28980c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/312a11ec-4fbe-4cf5-b4bf-e18b7e28980c/312a11ec-4fbe-4cf5-b4bf-e18b7e28980c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg we talk about things we did as kids, magic mountain, reconnecting with friends, rolling your ankle, and more #thecomedystore #magicmountain #puppy</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about things we did as kids, magic mountain, reconnecting with friends, rolling your ankle, and more #thecomedystore #magicmountain #puppy]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1890</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bad,comedy,damn,dogs,fighting,gives,god,jam,lemons,magic,marriage,married,mountain,parents,podcast,raining,the,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>botox anyone? 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Then it's a lot of puppy talk before we remember it's the first episode of the new year #2024 #newyear #dogs</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John and Joy talk about the stupid decision they made to get a puppy. Then it's a lot of puppy talk before we remember it's the first episode of the new year #2024 #newyear #dogs]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1091</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>2024,board,castaic,clarita,clue,dam,drowning,eve,flooding,new,puppy,rescue,santa,scv,shelter,val,valencia,verde,year,years</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Merry Christmas you filthy animals #christmas #presents #podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/merry-christmas-you-filthy-animals-christmas-presents-podcast--58143614</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about Christmas. #christmas #kids #fun]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58143614</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Dec 2023 05:30:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58143614/180_output.mp3" length="16034629" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e21c6547-1574-4c51-afab-5f18b3e2b2c6/e21c6547-1574-4c51-afab-5f18b3e2b2c6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e21c6547-1574-4c51-afab-5f18b3e2b2c6/e21c6547-1574-4c51-afab-5f18b3e2b2c6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e21c6547-1574-4c51-afab-5f18b3e2b2c6/e21c6547-1574-4c51-afab-5f18b3e2b2c6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg we talk about Christmas. #christmas #kids #fun</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about Christmas. #christmas #kids #fun]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1003</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>castaic,christmas,clarita,flesh,fleshlight,gives,lemons,light,male,marriage,podcast,present,santa,scv,val,valencia,verde,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Habitual One Upper #podcast #marriage #oneup</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/habitual-one-upper-podcast-marriage-oneup--58080582</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John keeps one upping Joy. 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Joy cries, and we talk about Christmas and get stupid deep. #disneyland #strangers #jesus</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John keeps one upping Joy. Joy cries, and we talk about Christmas and get stupid deep. #disneyland #strangers #jesus]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1423</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>book,christmas,clarita,disneyland,fails,gives,idea,jesus,lemons,marshals,massage,parenting,parents,podcast,santa,scv,threesome,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Bad Santa Comedy Store Christmas Party #podcast #marriage #comedy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bad-santa-comedy-store-christmas-party-podcast-marriage-comedy--58003506</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifJohn egivesyoulemons </a> we talk about the comedy store Christmas Party. 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John ruins a lady's life, Joy talks about downstairs noses and more #motorboating #turd #married</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifJohn egivesyoulemons </a> we talk about the comedy store Christmas Party. John ruins a lady's life, Joy talks about downstairs noses and more #motorboating #turd #married]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1027</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bad,comedy,elf,gives,ingraham,kennison,kids,lemons,marriage,names,podcast,rick,sam,santa,store,the,turd,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Christmas Party  #marriage #podcast #family</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/christmas-party-marriage-podcast-family--57936103</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John and Joy are not in the best of moods. Joy talks about Christmas party shenanigans, getting a hand up her skirt, and John talks about cops at Magic Mountain #christmas #magicmountain #christmasparty]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57936103</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2023 14:50:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57936103/177_output.mp3" length="16836692" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3cbd3e68-b657-4efc-bc4d-b5629477eb79/3cbd3e68-b657-4efc-bc4d-b5629477eb79.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3cbd3e68-b657-4efc-bc4d-b5629477eb79/3cbd3e68-b657-4efc-bc4d-b5629477eb79.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3cbd3e68-b657-4efc-bc4d-b5629477eb79/3cbd3e68-b657-4efc-bc4d-b5629477eb79.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John and Joy are not in the best of moods. Joy talks about Christmas party shenanigans, getting a hand up her skirt, and John talks about cops at Magic Mountain #christmas...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John and Joy are not in the best of moods. 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Joy gets a facial, and John offers to give her one. Brodie makes my Alexa fart #fart #alexa #furries]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57857167</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2023 04:31:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57857167/176_output.mp3" length="21814586" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b6e1e8b0-ee19-4f12-b28d-32a85c897f6a/b6e1e8b0-ee19-4f12-b28d-32a85c897f6a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b6e1e8b0-ee19-4f12-b28d-32a85c897f6a/b6e1e8b0-ee19-4f12-b28d-32a85c897f6a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b6e1e8b0-ee19-4f12-b28d-32a85c897f6a/b6e1e8b0-ee19-4f12-b28d-32a85c897f6a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John asks the ultimate furry question. Joy gets a facial, and John offers to give her one. Brodie makes my Alexa fart #fart #alexa #furries</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John asks the ultimate furry question. Joy gets a facial, and John offers to give her one. Brodie makes my Alexa fart #fart #alexa #furries]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1364</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alexa,castaic,farting,farts,gives,kids,lemons,marriage,parenting,podcast,thanksgiving,val,verde,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>When the dog bites or shits the bed #dogs #podcast #marriedlife</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/when-the-dog-bites-or-shits-the-bed-dogs-podcast-marriedlife--57656295</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57656295</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Nov 2023 03:53:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57656295/when_the_dog_bites_or_shits_the_bed_dogs_podcast_marriedlife.mp3" length="16065233" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d2c821ca-33de-4ab3-9f48-ac98c71647a1/d2c821ca-33de-4ab3-9f48-ac98c71647a1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d2c821ca-33de-4ab3-9f48-ac98c71647a1/d2c821ca-33de-4ab3-9f48-ac98c71647a1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d2c821ca-33de-4ab3-9f48-ac98c71647a1/d2c821ca-33de-4ab3-9f48-ac98c71647a1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:duration>1005</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>dogs,marriedlife,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The beardless episode #marriage #podcast  #shave</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-beardless-episode-marriage-podcast-shave--57775118</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John shaves his beard and Joy is confused. 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John meets a homeless parker, Joy has an Jack n the box encounter and more #thecomedystore #thegoddamncomedyjam #comedyjam]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>924</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beard,beardless,comedy,george,gives,goddamn,jam,lemons,marriage,perez,podcast,podcasting,shaving,shimmy,store,the,when,wife,yah,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>When the dog bites or shits the bed #dogs #podcast #marriedlife</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/when-the-dog-bites-or-shits-the-bed-dogs-podcast-marriedlife--57656179</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about our kids super power of rooster blocking, Joy gets a massage, John gets a backhanded compliment, and the shit storm that was our life today #married #massage #kids]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57656179</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2023 04:08:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57656179/175_output.mp3" length="16058452" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a18ba044-f61d-4b46-ae42-f6f21d63cb94/a18ba044-f61d-4b46-ae42-f6f21d63cb94.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a18ba044-f61d-4b46-ae42-f6f21d63cb94/a18ba044-f61d-4b46-ae42-f6f21d63cb94.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a18ba044-f61d-4b46-ae42-f6f21d63cb94/a18ba044-f61d-4b46-ae42-f6f21d63cb94.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg we talk about our kids super power of rooster blocking, Joy gets a massage, John gets a backhanded compliment, and the shit storm that was our life today #married #massage #kids</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about our kids super power of rooster blocking, Joy gets a massage, John gets a backhanded compliment, and the shit storm that was our life today #married #massage #kids]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1004</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>backhanded,castaic,clarita,compliment,dog,dogs,gives,lemons,massage,podcast,santa,scv,shitstorm,therapist,val,valencia,verde,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>we are living in a serial killer world #podcast  #marriage  #family</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-are-living-in-a-serial-killer-world-podcast-marriage-family--57569643</link><description><![CDATA[This week <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John and Joy still fight Santa Clarita for letting their kid fall asleep on bus and ends up in Sylmar. Joy may or may not have met a serial killer. 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There was alcohol involved. Drinking, pouring, and more #marriage #kids #growningup</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Joy and John go to a wedding. There was alcohol involved. 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Cheeto Burrito, Brodie, and more #kids #meancop #cheeto]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57072626</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2023 03:48:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57072626/170_output.mp3" length="21588470" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9e07df73-2f62-4053-929f-f544fea127f1/9e07df73-2f62-4053-929f-f544fea127f1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9e07df73-2f62-4053-929f-f544fea127f1/9e07df73-2f62-4053-929f-f544fea127f1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9e07df73-2f62-4053-929f-f544fea127f1/9e07df73-2f62-4053-929f-f544fea127f1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg Joy talks about getting a ticket she shouldn't have gotten. Cheeto Burrito, Brodie, and more #kids #meancop #cheeto</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> Joy talks about getting a ticket she shouldn't have gotten. Cheeto Burrito, Brodie, and more #kids #meancop #cheeto]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1350</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>castaic,chp,clarita,funny,gives,lemons,life,married,podcast,real,santa,saugus,scv,silly,val,valencia,verde,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Good Stuff #yelling #podcast #mistakes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/good-stuff-yelling-podcast-mistakes--56968339</link><description><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Joy talks about the best thing John's ever yelled when angry. John talks about old relics and more #check #oopsie #author]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56968339</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2023 02:33:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56968339/169_output.mp3" length="13455404" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/aabcedc7-2693-4909-b7e2-9a34443d520e/aabcedc7-2693-4909-b7e2-9a34443d520e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/aabcedc7-2693-4909-b7e2-9a34443d520e/aabcedc7-2693-4909-b7e2-9a34443d520e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/aabcedc7-2693-4909-b7e2-9a34443d520e/aabcedc7-2693-4909-b7e2-9a34443d520e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Joy talks about the best thing John's ever yelled when angry. John talks about old relics and more #check #oopsie #author</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Joy talks about the best thing John's ever yelled when angry. John talks about old relics and more #check #oopsie #author]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>841</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>author,castaic,check,clarita,gives,indie,kids,lemons,marriage,podcast,podcasting,ralphs,santa,scv,signing,valencia,vodcast,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Laughter at the comedy store #thecomedystore #podcast #funny</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/laughter-at-the-comedy-store-thecomedystore-podcast-funny--56876735</link><description><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Joy talks about the comedy store, and finishing the hardest puzzle ever. 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John talks about getting shot with a bb gun and more #silly #bbgun #stories</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons Joy talks about the comedy store, and finishing the hardest puzzle ever. 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Joy has a coincidence that is unbelievable and she released a new book #dog #coincidences #grease]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56795015</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2023 03:17:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56795015/166_output.mp3" length="23991737" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8bf56c2a-229b-4bdf-9a9e-308a6d3ae983/8bf56c2a-229b-4bdf-9a9e-308a6d3ae983.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8bf56c2a-229b-4bdf-9a9e-308a6d3ae983/8bf56c2a-229b-4bdf-9a9e-308a6d3ae983.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8bf56c2a-229b-4bdf-9a9e-308a6d3ae983/8bf56c2a-229b-4bdf-9a9e-308a6d3ae983.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John is a Mansy, deer meat, taco party. Joy has a coincidence that is unbelievable and she released a new book #dog #coincidences #grease</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John is a Mansy, deer meat, taco party. 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Joy finds her passion for cows and more #countryliving #poet #podcast]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56720751</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2023 04:14:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56720751/165_output.mp3" length="30618897" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a3f4e45e-6b9b-477a-a145-a77e71155962/a3f4e45e-6b9b-477a-a145-a77e71155962.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a3f4e45e-6b9b-477a-a145-a77e71155962/a3f4e45e-6b9b-477a-a145-a77e71155962.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a3f4e45e-6b9b-477a-a145-a77e71155962/a3f4e45e-6b9b-477a-a145-a77e71155962.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John is a poet and reads a poem he wrote in high school. Joy finds her passion for cows and more #countryliving #poet #podcast</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John is a poet and reads a poem he wrote in high school. Joy finds her passion for cows and more #countryliving #poet #podcast]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1914</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>big,country,cow,cows,flood,gives,great,high,lemons,living,marriage,pictures,podcast,poems,school,senior,toe,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Joy's a cheatin" #cheating #marriage #podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/joy-s-a-cheatin-cheating-marriage-podcast--56644071</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John watches a show with cheating so now he's mad at Joy. Joy goes the comedy store, and Gilly goes on a playdate #playdate #thecomedystore #cheater]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56644071</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2023 04:01:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56644071/164_output.mp3" length="22423972" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d0fb5f74-52c0-4ff2-b7cc-f8d4ecbe5474/d0fb5f74-52c0-4ff2-b7cc-f8d4ecbe5474.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d0fb5f74-52c0-4ff2-b7cc-f8d4ecbe5474/d0fb5f74-52c0-4ff2-b7cc-f8d4ecbe5474.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d0fb5f74-52c0-4ff2-b7cc-f8d4ecbe5474/d0fb5f74-52c0-4ff2-b7cc-f8d4ecbe5474.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John watches a show with cheating so now he's mad at Joy. Joy goes the comedy store, and Gilly goes on a playdate #playdate #thecomedystore #cheater</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John watches a show with cheating so now he's mad at Joy. Joy goes the comedy store, and Gilly goes on a playdate #playdate #thecomedystore #cheater]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1402</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>author,cheating,daycare,gives,hollywood,kids,kill,lemons,marriage,massage,playdate,podcast,puppy,signing,spouse,tony,west,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>senior pictures #rcdirtracing #podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/senior-pictures-rcdirtracing-podcast--56563624</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John and Brodie go to RC nationals in Bakersfield. Joy has to be on her own. Caleb gets senior pictures and Joy gets a sex text #sexting #bakersfieldca #massage]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56563624</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Aug 2023 04:38:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56563624/163_output.mp3" length="22989053" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John and Brodie go to RC nationals in Bakersfield. Joy has to be on her own. Caleb gets senior pictures and Joy gets a sex text #sexting #bakersfieldca #massage</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John and Brodie go to RC nationals in Bakersfield. Joy has to be on her own. Caleb gets senior pictures and Joy gets a sex text #sexting #bakersfieldca #massage]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1437</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,gives,kids,lemons,nationals,nooner,podcast,racing,rc,santa,sex,sexting,stalking,text,val,verde,when,wife,wrong,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Getting caught in the act #marriage #podcast #caught</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/getting-caught-in-the-act-marriage-podcast-caught--56497347</link><description><![CDATA[This week John doesn't have two nopes, Joy and John get caught in the act. 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Joy gets a shout out on Bad Friends and more #badfriend #massage #funny</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week John doesn't have two nopes, Joy and John get caught in the act. Joy gets a shout out on Bad Friends and more #badfriend #massage #funny]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1525</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>castaic,caught,clarita,funny,getting,give,lemons,marriage,podcast,podcasting,santa,scv,sex,val,valencia,verde,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>RIP Tony, teeth, and elementary school #birds #podcast #marriage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/rip-tony-teeth-and-elementary-school-birds-podcast-marriage--56418355</link><description><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we are running a little late. School has started and our lives are in crazy mode. We talk about our bird Tony dying, Joy breaks a tooth on the sexual tension and more. #school #senior #podcasting]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56418355</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2023 00:23:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56418355/161_output.mp3" length="12773712" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5728bc6a-d6de-4c63-b0c7-f32cf564a407/5728bc6a-d6de-4c63-b0c7-f32cf564a407.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5728bc6a-d6de-4c63-b0c7-f32cf564a407/5728bc6a-d6de-4c63-b0c7-f32cf564a407.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5728bc6a-d6de-4c63-b0c7-f32cf564a407/5728bc6a-d6de-4c63-b0c7-f32cf564a407.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we are running a little late. School has started and our lives are in crazy mode. We talk about our bird Tony dying, Joy breaks a tooth on the sexual tension and more. #school #senior #podcasting</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we are running a little late. School has started and our lives are in crazy mode. We talk about our bird Tony dying, Joy breaks a tooth on the sexual tension and more. #school #senior #podcasting]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>799</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bird,blow,broken,dead,dentist,gives,insurance,jobs,lemons,marriage,massage,podcast,sex,teeth,tooth,val,verde,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>armpit hair, middle school, and senior year #highschool #custodian #podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/armpit-hair-middle-school-and-senior-year-highschool-custodian-podcast--56342601</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about crazy billboards, armpit hairs, and Joy talks about her last day at Dr. Hong Kongs, bloody noses, stubbing mattresses and more #roadside #marriage #podcast]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56342601</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2023 04:15:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56342601/160_output.mp3" length="31117312" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7fad2aac-2a4f-4a15-acdc-7f99207ed8fa/7fad2aac-2a4f-4a15-acdc-7f99207ed8fa.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7fad2aac-2a4f-4a15-acdc-7f99207ed8fa/7fad2aac-2a4f-4a15-acdc-7f99207ed8fa.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7fad2aac-2a4f-4a15-acdc-7f99207ed8fa/7fad2aac-2a4f-4a15-acdc-7f99207ed8fa.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John talks about crazy billboards, armpit hairs, and Joy talks about her last day at Dr. Hong Kongs, bloody noses, stubbing mattresses and more #roadside #marriage #podcast</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about crazy billboards, armpit hairs, and Joy talks about her last day at Dr. Hong Kongs, bloody noses, stubbing mattresses and more #roadside #marriage #podcast]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1335</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>and,armpit,custodian,hair,highschool,middle,podcast,school,senior,year</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>homeless amazon drivers and hallmark angels #hallmark #angels #podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/homeless-amazon-drivers-and-hallmark-angels-hallmark-angels-podcast--56224918</link><description><![CDATA[this week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about his homeless amazon driver, fights at hurricane harbor, and Joy talks about meeting a Hallmark angel and the grapefruit blowjob #grapefruitbj #marriage #amazon]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56224918</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2023 04:25:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure 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#marriage #amazon</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[this week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about his homeless amazon driver, fights at hurricane harbor, and Joy talks about meeting a Hallmark angel and the grapefruit blowjob #grapefruitbj #marriage #amazon]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1526</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adam,brothers,comedy,damn,gives,god,jam,lee,lemons,podcast,ray,shimmy,sklar,spreaker,store,the,tommy,when,wife,yah</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Goddamn comedy jam #podast #marriage 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#comedyjam]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1797</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adam,brothers,comedy,damn,gives,god,jam,lee,lemons,podcast,ray,shimmy,sklar,store,the,tommy,when,wife,yah,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>retraction #danish #podcast #marriage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/retraction-danish-podcast-marriage--56067758</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about messing up with the lady at Ralphs, Joy talks about farts unfortunately, Joy's back at the comedy store, and we retract our Dutch conversation and talk about the Danish instead #thecomedystore #danish 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talks about messing up with the lady at Ralphs, Joy talks about farts unfortunately, Joy's back at the comedy store, and we retract our Dutch conversation and talk about the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about messing up with the lady at Ralphs, Joy talks about farts unfortunately, Joy's back at the comedy store, and we retract our Dutch conversation and talk about the Danish instead #thecomedystore #danish #solvang]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1210</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bating,castaic,clarita,cops,danish,dennys,dutch,fart,farting,farts,jobs,kids,massage,masturbating,santa,school,scv,solvang,val,verde</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>hot water heater and the forth of july #podcast #marriage #forthofjuly</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/hot-water-heater-and-the-forth-of-july-podcast-marriage-forthofjuly--56009834</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about our hot water heater going out, Buellton, massaging, and the forth of July #4thofjuly #forthofjuly #solvang]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56009834</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2023 04:48:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56009834/156_output.mp3" length="26665422" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/071dd11f-a52f-4172-9154-2453152b1c67/071dd11f-a52f-4172-9154-2453152b1c67.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/071dd11f-a52f-4172-9154-2453152b1c67/071dd11f-a52f-4172-9154-2453152b1c67.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/071dd11f-a52f-4172-9154-2453152b1c67/071dd11f-a52f-4172-9154-2453152b1c67.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg we talk about our hot water heater going out, Buellton, massaging, and the forth of July #4thofjuly #forthofjuly #solvang</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about our hot water heater going out, Buellton, massaging, and the forth of July #4thofjuly #forthofjuly #solvang]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1667</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>4th,barbara,buellton,clogs,divorce,dutch,fireworks,forth,july,marriage,massaging,of,prison,relationship,relationships,riot,santa,shoes,solvang,wooden</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#smutalley #sandiego #podcast</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/smutalley-sandiego-podcast--55319033</link><description><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about a book signing in San Diego where #smutalley trended. 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We talk about kids and John gets into a fight with a tree #northparksandiego #sandiego #verbatimbookstore</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about a book signing in San Diego where #smutalley trended. We talk about kids and John gets into a fight with a tree #northparksandiego #sandiego #verbatimbookstore]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1284</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alley,book,books,california,coffee,diego,disc,disneyland,fair,golf,north,ocean,park,peeing,san,seller,smut,target,verbatim,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Fart and sex robot episode #podcast #marriage #massage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-fart-and-sex-robot-episode-podcast-marriage-massage--54683084</link><description><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John tells so many fart stories, and gets stuck with rude women. Joy talks about getting made fun of by her parents, and sex robots #airobot #parents #fart]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54683084</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2023 03:18:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54683084/154_output.mp3" length="38211962" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/369dffba-a557-43b8-8c12-743f8e06694a/369dffba-a557-43b8-8c12-743f8e06694a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/369dffba-a557-43b8-8c12-743f8e06694a/369dffba-a557-43b8-8c12-743f8e06694a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/369dffba-a557-43b8-8c12-743f8e06694a/369dffba-a557-43b8-8c12-743f8e06694a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John tells so many fart stories, and gets stuck with rude women. Joy talks about getting made fun of by her parents, and sex robots #airobot #parents #fart</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John tells so many fart stories, and gets stuck with rude women. Joy talks about getting made fun of by her parents, and sex robots #airobot #parents #fart]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2389</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aromatherapy,competition,fart,farts,gay,getting,giving,hit,hot,lgbtq,massage,notice,on,porn,robot,sex,sport,stones,therapy,women</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Back to the Store #thecomedystore #podcast #marriage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/back-to-the-store-thecomedystore-podcast-marriage--54363983</link><description><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John sees a wheelbarrow fly, Joy's back at the comedy store, getting a new car, fan girling, and more #fangirl #massage #makingmoves]]></description><guid 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new car, fan girling, and more #fangirl #massage #makingmoves</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John sees a wheelbarrow fly, Joy's back at the comedy store, getting a new car, fan girling, and more #fangirl #massage #makingmoves]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2477</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedian,comedy,comics,family,gives,green,kids,lemons,marriage,parenting,podcast,relationships,reynolds,room,ryan,store',the,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>promotions and surprises #universalstudios #supermarioworld  #graduation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/promotions-and-surprises-universalstudios-supermarioworld-graduation--54123202</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about people getting bigger, kids promoting, John cries, universal studios, naked disk golfing and more #surprise #driving #diskgolf]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54123202</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Jun 2023 03:11:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54123202/152_output.mp3" length="27475008" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f0143185-b139-4880-9666-42c08b7832a3/f0143185-b139-4880-9666-42c08b7832a3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f0143185-b139-4880-9666-42c08b7832a3/f0143185-b139-4880-9666-42c08b7832a3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f0143185-b139-4880-9666-42c08b7832a3/f0143185-b139-4880-9666-42c08b7832a3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg we talk about people getting bigger, kids promoting, John cries, universal studios, naked disk golfing and more #surprise #driving #diskgolf</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about people getting bigger, kids promoting, John cries, universal studios, naked disk golfing and more #surprise #driving #diskgolf]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1718</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>clemente,crying,dana,disk,fat,getting,gives,golf,grade,graduation,hercules,lemons,podcast,point,promotion,san,sixth,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>comedy store mayhem #podcast #marriage #thecomedystore</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/comedy-store-mayhem-podcast-marriage-thecomedystore--54047228</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about his nopes. Joy talks about starting her own business, and working at the Comedy Store #thecomedystore #comedystore #police]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54047228</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2023 00:28:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54047228/151_output.mp3" length="20958607" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/83a07ed2-ef36-48f2-827a-036fbfacb6f7/83a07ed2-ef36-48f2-827a-036fbfacb6f7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/83a07ed2-ef36-48f2-827a-036fbfacb6f7/83a07ed2-ef36-48f2-827a-036fbfacb6f7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/83a07ed2-ef36-48f2-827a-036fbfacb6f7/83a07ed2-ef36-48f2-827a-036fbfacb6f7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John talks about his nopes. Joy talks about starting her own business, and working at the Comedy Store #thecomedystore #comedystore #police</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John talks about his nopes. Joy talks about starting her own business, and working at the Comedy Store #thecomedystore #comedystore #police]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1310</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,cops,gives,kids,lemons,marriage,podcast,police,relationship,scv,store,the,up,val,valencia,verde,whats,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Everything is changing #changes #podcast #marriage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/everything-is-changing-changes-podcast-marriage--53979151</link><description><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John talk about people getting arrested near us, Joy talks about all the changes in their life. Life is getting crazy. #lifechoices #makingmoves #relastionship]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53979151</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2023 01:24:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53979151/150_output.mp3" length="25607149" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f48bd461-55e9-4ef8-9d04-8c954e5baab1/f48bd461-55e9-4ef8-9d04-8c954e5baab1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f48bd461-55e9-4ef8-9d04-8c954e5baab1/f48bd461-55e9-4ef8-9d04-8c954e5baab1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f48bd461-55e9-4ef8-9d04-8c954e5baab1/f48bd461-55e9-4ef8-9d04-8c954e5baab1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John talk about people getting arrested near us, Joy talks about all the changes in their life. Life is getting crazy. #lifechoices #makingmoves #relastionship</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John talk about people getting arrested near us, Joy talks about all the changes in their life. Life is getting crazy. #lifechoices #makingmoves #relastionship]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1601</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>6th,arrested,getting,gives,grade,growing,high,homeless,kids,lemons,marriage,podcast,promotion,relationship,school,senior,up,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>John doesn't deliver #podcast #marriage #mothersday</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/john-doesn-t-deliver-podcast-marriage-mothersday--53899663</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> Joy tells stories about her parents. Joy and John talk about Mother's Day. Joy calls John out for not doing his side of a bargain. #vegas #fremontstreet #relationship]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53899663</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 May 2023 02:34:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53899663/149_output.mp3" length="31801722" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/091952a8-42a7-4965-b104-b72d9e390d6c/091952a8-42a7-4965-b104-b72d9e390d6c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/091952a8-42a7-4965-b104-b72d9e390d6c/091952a8-42a7-4965-b104-b72d9e390d6c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/091952a8-42a7-4965-b104-b72d9e390d6c/091952a8-42a7-4965-b104-b72d9e390d6c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg Joy tells stories about her parents. Joy and John talk about Mother's Day. Joy calls John out for not doing his side of a bargain. #vegas #fremontstreet #relationship</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> Joy tells stories about her parents. Joy and John talk about Mother's Day. Joy calls John out for not doing his side of a bargain. #vegas #fremontstreet #relationship]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1988</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bargain,butt,chicken,falling,gives,kids,lemons,magic,marriage,memes,mushrooms,parents,podcast,punching,trauma,tripping,vegas,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>50 in Vegas #birthday #nofx #punkrockmuseum</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/50-in-vegas-birthday-nofx-punkrockmuseum--53801631</link><description><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy go to Vegas. John gets the experience of a life time at the Punk Rock Museum. 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John gets the experience of a life time at the Punk Rock Museum. Joy has some experiences of her own #vegas #fremontstreet #podcast</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons John and Joy go to Vegas. John gets the experience of a life time at the Punk Rock Museum. 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We talk about getting hit by a train, falling down. Joy takes Caleb prom shopping, science camp is postponed, winged eyeliner, getting a puppy and more #prom #sciencecamp #wingedeyeliner]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53577466</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Apr 2023 02:40:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53577466/146_output.mp3" length="29557699" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c0eb9858-239e-4d44-ae1b-4969adb48afd/c0eb9858-239e-4d44-ae1b-4969adb48afd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c0eb9858-239e-4d44-ae1b-4969adb48afd/c0eb9858-239e-4d44-ae1b-4969adb48afd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c0eb9858-239e-4d44-ae1b-4969adb48afd/c0eb9858-239e-4d44-ae1b-4969adb48afd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John has nopes. We talk about getting hit by a train, falling down. Joy takes Caleb prom shopping, science camp is postponed, winged eyeliner, getting a puppy and more #prom...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John has nopes. We talk about getting hit by a train, falling down. 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Walmart shirt fail, Caleb wants to go to prom, Easter stuff, Magic Mountain and more #magicmountain #easter #parenting]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53509071</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Apr 2023 02:15:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53509071/144_output_output.mp3" length="20575338" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John has nopes. Walmart shirt fail, Caleb wants to go to prom, Easter stuff, Magic Mountain and more #magicmountain #easter #parenting</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John has nopes. Walmart shirt fail, Caleb wants to go to prom, Easter stuff, Magic Mountain and more #magicmountain #easter #parenting]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1286</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>canyon,castaic,clarita,country,day,gives,high,lemons,massage,mothers,podcast,prom,santa,special,val,valencia,verde,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Under cover Dark Vader #podcast #vegas #marriage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/under-cover-dark-vader-podcast-vegas-marriage--53447352</link><description><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John has a nope. John and Joy talk more about their Vegas trip. John and Brodie have the great fart off, Caleb has holes in his face, and we get to see family. #piercing #septumpiercing #relationship]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53447352</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2023 03:08:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53447352/140_output.mp3" length="17865291" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John has a nope. John and Joy talk more about their Vegas trip. John and Brodie have the great fart off, Caleb has holes in his face, and we get to see family. #piercing...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> John has a nope. John and Joy talk more about their Vegas trip. John and Brodie have the great fart off, Caleb has holes in his face, and we get to see family. #piercing #septumpiercing #relationship]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1117</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>body,darth,expensive,gives,kids,lemons,marriage,modification,piercing,piercings,podcast,podcasting,relationships,septum,tattoos,vader,vegas,when,wife,you</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Zaddy in Vegas #vegas #fourqueens #fremontstreet</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/zaddy-in-vegas-vegas-fourqueens-fremontstreet--53373362</link><description><![CDATA[This week on @whenwifegivesyoulemons we talk about why we were absent for one week. 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It probably will offend some people, and we're sorry. Brodie has come backs. Joy maybe listens to dirty books in the massage room. #massage #jesus #religion]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53206021</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2023 02:01:37 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53206021/137_output.mp3" length="29967299" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg we talk about religion. It probably will offend some people, and we're sorry. Brodie has come backs. Joy maybe listens to dirty books in the massage room. #massage #jesus #religion</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> we talk about religion. 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Joy talks about massaging for 10 1/2 hours, getting her new massage room open, and cougar magnets #cougar #massage #beardeddragon]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53130276</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2023 04:28:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53130276/136_output.mp3" length="22454065" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg John talks about his trip to Oildale, trying to lose our bearded dragon. 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Joy tells a story about when her and John were younger. John has notes. #fart #funny #couplegoals]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52737396</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2023 02:09:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52737396/134_output.mp3" length="19828027" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg Brodie discovers what a queef is, and John is useless. Joy tells a story about when her and John were younger. John has notes. #fart #funny #couplegoals</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on <a href="https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UC8lu3upibnThVjI-emNbglg" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener"> @whenwifegivesyoulemons </a> Brodie discovers what a queef is, and John is useless. Joy tells a story about when her and John were younger. 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#vaccine #nap #marriage</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week John talks about his penis getting electrocuted, and taking a nap with a dog. Joy talk about thinking she was being murdered, getting the covid vaccine, the night stalker and more. <br />#vaccine #nap #marriage]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2014</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anal,covidvaccine,dognaps,electrocution,funeral,marriage,naps,nightstalker,penis,relationship,richardramirez,sex,vaccine,zoom</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>R. Kelly Diet, Coccyx adjustment, John joins a cult #Jeffscott #cult #analspasm</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/r-kelly-diet-coccyx-adjustment-john-joins-a-cult-jeffscott-cult-analspasm--42892744</link><description><![CDATA[This was a crazy week. Joy talks about the call she got in the middle of the night, weird medical conditions, the R. Kelly Diet and John is afraid he joined a cult. <br />#rkelly #cult #death]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42892744</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2021 02:58:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42892744/episode29_output.mp3" length="36778735" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This was a crazy week. Joy talks about the call she got in the middle of the night, weird medical conditions, the R. Kelly Diet and John is afraid he joined a cult. 
#rkelly #cult #death</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This was a crazy week. Joy talks about the call she got in the middle of the night, weird medical conditions, the R. Kelly Diet and John is afraid he joined a cult. <br />#rkelly #cult #death]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2299</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anal,analspasm,butthole,coccyx,coccyxadjustment,cult,cults,diet,hotcarl,jeffscott,poop,rkelly,scat,scatplay,thecomedystore,tonsilboulder,tonsilstones</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>2021 B*tches family visit goosenapping #newyear #2021 #tylenolpm</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/2021-b-tches-family-visit-goosenapping-newyear-2021-tylenolpm--42793461</link><description><![CDATA[This is it. The holidays are over and we are ready to put 2020 behind us. John shares childhood trama, fred dryer story. Joy talks about getting John without consent after 3 tylenol pms, goosenappings and more #consent #2021 #childhoodtrama]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42793461</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2021 04:22:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42793461/episode28_output.mp3" length="40040070" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is it. The holidays are over and we are ready to put 2020 behind us. John shares childhood trama, fred dryer story. Joy talks about getting John without consent after 3 tylenol pms, goosenappings and more #consent #2021 #childhoodtrama</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is it. The holidays are over and we are ready to put 2020 behind us. John shares childhood trama, fred dryer story. 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Joy talks about how she ruined Christmas by slipping and falling down the stairs trying to seduce John. They talk about choosing your own way, the first Christmas at the house, being supervised by Brodie and more. #slipperywhenwet<br />#kidsupervision<br />#Christmas]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42700181</guid><pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2020 03:54:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42700181/episode27_output.mp3" length="36828890" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week Joy and John talk about the aftermath of Christmas. Joy talks about how she ruined Christmas by slipping and falling down the stairs trying to seduce John. They talk about choosing your own way, the first Christmas at the house, being...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Joy and John talk about the aftermath of Christmas. Joy talks about how she ruined Christmas by slipping and falling down the stairs trying to seduce John. They talk about choosing your own way, the first Christmas at the house, being supervised by Brodie and more. #slipperywhenwet<br />#kidsupervision<br />#Christmas]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2302</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>christmas,christmaseve,decidingyourownlife,fall,hiking,pain,painpills,seductiongonewrong,sexy,sexysocks,slipandfall,urgentcare,xrays</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Merry F*#&amp;IN' Christmas, Cone of Shame, Massage Patient #Fart #christmas #f**k #goodwill</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/merry-f-in-christmas-cone-of-shame-massage-patient-fart-christmas-f-k-goodwill--42605547</link><description><![CDATA[The week of Christmas and Joy and John are F*&Kin' done. We talk about last minute Christmas shopping, the cone of shame, dog collars that cuss, and more.<br />#relationships #farts #christmas]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42605547</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2020 04:08:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42605547/episode26_output.mp3" length="36827636" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Happy Endings with Joy Eileen</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The week of Christmas and Joy and John are F*&amp;Kin' done. We talk about last minute Christmas shopping, the cone of shame, dog collars that cuss, and more.
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We talk about last minute Christmas shopping, the cone of shame, dog collars that cuss, and more.<br />#relationships #farts #christmas]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2302</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anal,att,austintexas,christmas,comedystore,coneofshame,fart,firstpayment,fuckpeople,goodwill,marriage,massagefart,morgage,peoplelosingtheirminds,relationships,sex,tomatoplantwire,wifi</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>I like turtles Spongebob surfing fish, #Christmas #Reddit #secretsanta</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-like-turtles-spongebob-surfing-fish-christmas-reddit-secretsanta--42501777</link><description><![CDATA[This week Joy talks about her amazing Thursday where John was mad she didn't masturbate. 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We've been moving, and John bought a KFC log for the fire place. #kfc #att #gecko]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2412</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anal,author,buttstuff,gecko,houseclosed,kfc,kfcfirelog,marriage,moving,newbook,newhouse,painting,podcast,relationships,unexpectedbuttstuff</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>What 80s sitcom girl would you sleep with? 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We talk about the underwriters, me finding a bra under our bed, a husband who only wants sex once a month, my sex toy box, and more. #sextoys #bra #movingday]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3021</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>braunderbed,buyingahouse,coconut oil,dogs,finalwalkthrough,fruitrees,kids,lube,marriage,marriagefrustrations,moving,packing,relationships,sextoybox,sextoys,taxes,top5movies</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Wrong song #lyrics, chicken strips, buying a house, and getting #stabbed #newhome</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/wrong-song-lyrics-chicken-strips-buying-a-house-and-getting-stabbed-newhome--41891578</link><description><![CDATA[This week Joy and John learn the power of underwriters. 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We talk about an unexpected visitor, mistaken identity, anal bleaching and tattoos, and more]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2812</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>analbleaching,analtattoo,bigannouncement,blackwidow,buyingahouse,callcenters,countryliving,dog,farting,gasleak,homeinspector,mistakenidentity,movies,newhome,raccoon,snake,termiteinspector</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Movies that scarred us, blow jobs with big red, pigs coming back to life, and more</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/movies-that-scarred-us-blow-jobs-with-big-red-pigs-coming-back-to-life-and-more--41431637</link><description><![CDATA[This week's episode is a roller coaster. 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Joy gets Instagram followers by being friends with a porn star, and John's 5 greatest feelings]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2352</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>5greatestfeelings,anal,crying,elementaryschool,highschool,homeschooling,lifechanges,magicaldicks,mancrying,marriage,moviesthatmakeyoucry,moving,nightmares,pornstars,relationships,schooloflife,sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/15d1fa0ae9e548b9c851a937ef463d0a.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dreams, stories, jerking off underwear</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dreams-stories-jerking-off-underwear--40257195</link><description><![CDATA[This week John and Joy talk about dreams. John tells his creepy dreams, while Joy tells her anxiety fueled dreams. 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