Would You Rather with Eric and Dave

Episode 307 The Moana Special

Thu, 16 Jul 2026 12:00:02 +0000

Join us for en epic journey as we sail the seas to live out the plot of whatever happens in Moana..

-Would you rather have the ability to talk to the ocean like Moana, or have magic shapeshifting powers like Maui?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather fight the lava monster Te Ka or steal the treasure from Tamatoa in the realm of Lalotai?

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Episode 306 Cheese or Hamburger

Thu, 09 Jul 2026 12:00:02 +0000

This week we talk about wrapping our sleeping bodies in cheese..

-Would you rather be able to teleport but only to places you have pooped before, or be able to fly but only as fast as you can run?

-Test your Metal

-Would you rather have sheets made of American cheese, or floors made of raw hamburger?

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Episode 305 Camping Special

Thu, 02 Jul 2026 12:00:02 +0000

Head out to the wild wilderness with us and pitch a tent..

-You’re on a camping trip in the woods. WYR only be able to eat food you cooked over a fire, or only eat cereal?

-Let's Get Down to Business

-Would you rather spend a week camping alone with plenty of supplies, or with your spouse and no supplies?

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Episode 304 Jackass or DK Crew

Thu, 25 Jun 2026 12:00:02 +0000

Maybe the real Jackass was the friends we made along the way..

-Would you rather get a thousand paper cuts or a thousand piercings?

-Got any Fast Food Games on your Phone?

-Would you rather be the strongest member of the Jackass crew, or the weakest member of the DK crew?

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Episode 303 Clip Show or No Show XV

Thu, 18 Jun 2026 12:00:02 +0000

Boy do we have a treat for you this week, its a clip show..

-WYR your flesh be replaced with hotdog meat or cotton candy? (Ep. 162)

-WYR live in a McDonald’s playplace, or die in a Burger King bathroom? (Ep. 39)

-Can you Keep A Secret (Ep. 244)

-WYR have a South Park themed wedding, or a Family Guy themed funeral? (Ep. 227)

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Episode 302 Backrooms or Back Home

Thu, 11 Jun 2026 12:00:03 +0000

Finally someplace you can go to hear people talk about the backrooms..

-Would you rather be a princess or a president?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather spend a month in the Backrooms or move back in with your parents?

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Episode 301 College or Street Performer

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 12:00:02 +0000

Content warning for people that get grossed out easily, in this episode, we do talk about Arby's..

-Would you rather piss into a deep fryer while on the clock, or shove a co-worker’s hand into the fryer?

-Never Have I Ever

-Would you rather have to go back to college and get a math degree, or spend a month on a busy street corner in a tourist area with a sign that says "Famous singer down on his luck. $1 and I'll sing you any song you want. $2 and I'll dance."

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Episode 300 The 300th Episode Spectacular

Thu, 28 May 2026 12:00:02 +0000

We've officially put out more episodes than Friends, the Big Bang Theory, and Two and a Half Men, it's lonely up here at the top..

-Would you rather have immortality but you’re constantly starving and can’t eat, or have immortality and you’re constantly tired and you can’t sleep?

-All or Nothing

-Uh oh, those Gen Z kids are bringing back unsavory trends. WYR stop the revival of smoking cigarettes or using the “R” word?

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Episode 299 Cop Car or Kidnapper's Van

Thu, 21 May 2026 12:00:06 +0000

Well, after six long days without an episode, we have returned with a new episode, whatever you do, don't call it a comeback..

-Would you rather have to drive a cop car or a kidnappers van?

-Rise or Shine

-Would you rather work at a gym and be paid in free use of the equipment, or work at a spa and be paid in free luxury personal care products?

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Episode 298 Stormtrooper or Storm Chaser

Thu, 14 May 2026 12:00:02 +0000

Just in time for May the 4th, we're talking Stormtroopers..

-Would you rather have to have one regularly portioned dinner last you a whole week or have to eat that same dinner for every meal for a month?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be the best stormtrooper or the worst storm chaser?

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Episode 297 LOL or LoL

Thu, 07 May 2026 12:00:02 +0000

It's finally here everyone, after all these years, our League of Legends episode..

-Would you rather be the most annoying person in recorded human history OR only be able to speak 100 words per day?

-Test your Metal

-Would you rather Loudly and obnoxiously laugh out loud for an hour straight any time someone tells a joke around you, or play 5 full games of League of Legends every day for the rest of your life?

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Episode 296 Hitchhike or Ride the Rails

Thu, 30 Apr 2026 12:00:03 +0000

Youve heard of Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxay, but Hitchiker's Guide to the Podcast!? Thats ridiculous..

-Would you rather hitchhike across the entire United States, or ride the rails?

-All or Nothing

-Throwback Thursday! Would you rather contract polio, smallpox, tuberculosis, or leprosy?

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Episode 295 Clip Show or No Show XIV

Thu, 23 Apr 2026 12:00:03 +0000

This ones a clip show and we're real sorry, but you're not allowed to be mad, ok, you have to promise..

-WYR always wear a bib when eating out, or only drink from a sippy cup? (Ep. 227)

-WYR bend your knees the wrong way using any method of your choice, or eat just one bowl of poo soup, prepared using any method of your choice? (Ep. 242)

-You lied to someone and said you play jazz music, but they have asked you to go up on stage at the jazz lounge to join the band. Which instrument WYR pick up to try and blend in with? Trumpet, piano, or upright bass? (Ep. 239)

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Episode 294 Attic or Shed

Thu, 16 Apr 2026 12:00:04 +0000

We may not be the man of the house, but we could be the man in the shed..

-Would you rather have a gigantic nose and ears, or no nose or ears? (Senses are unaffected in both cases)

-Dave Trivia

-Would you rather squat in someone's attic or shed?

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Episode 293 Vampire or Vampire Hunter

Thu, 09 Apr 2026 12:00:04 +0000

We're talking vampires this week, just in time for Halloween several months from now..

-Would you rather ride or die?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be a vampire or a vampire hunter?

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Episode 292 Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny

Thu, 02 Apr 2026 12:00:03 +0000

Hoppy Easter everyone..

-You are planning an Easter egg hunt for a bunch of stranger’s kids. WYR fill the eggs with random pills, or your entire tax return?

-Resurrection Trivia

-Would you rather be the tooth fairy or the Easter Bunny?

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Episode 291 Country Music Star or Screamo Band

Thu, 26 Mar 2026 12:00:03 +0000

This week we take questions from fans and asnwer them on the show..

-Would you rather get paid your current salary, or make double it but get paid in loose pennies?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be a famous country music star or the lead vocalist of a famous screamo band?

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Epiosde 290 Spongebob or Mickey Mouse

Thu, 19 Mar 2026 12:00:02 +0000

Two titans of the industry, Spongebob and Mickey Mouse, who would be the better neighbor..

-Would you rather get struck by a foul ball at an MLB game, or be an umpire for one game?

-Starstruck

-Would you rather live next door to Spongebob Squarepants, or Mickey Mouse’s Club House?

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Episode 289 Charity or Corporate Sponsership

Thu, 12 Mar 2026 12:00:02 +0000

This week we finally become sellouts to ur corporate overlords..

-Would you rather kiss a jellyfish or step on a crab?

-Mascot or Ascot

-Would you rather dedicate your life to charity or dedicate your life to corporate sponsorships?

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Episode 288 Deadbeat Dad or Dead Dad

Thu, 05 Mar 2026 13:00:02 +0000

This week fantasize what it would be like to stop paying child support..

-Would you rather be a deadbeat dad or beat up someone's dead dad in front of them?

-Kids BOP Quiz

-Would you rather have a random name tattooed on your lower back, or have a random person give you a tattoo of your choosing?

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Episode 287 Shrek or Smurf

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 13:00:02 +0000

This week we decide if we want stay in our swamp or, do whatever it is that the Smurfs do..

-Would you rather drink from the fountain of youth or bottle it and sell it?

-Dave that Tune

-Would you rather have green skin like Shrek or blue skin like a Smurf?

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Episode 286 Valentine's Date or No Date

Thu, 12 Feb 2026 13:00:02 +0000

Love is in the air and we're here to solve all your relationship problems..

-Would you rather sneeze into your open palm before shaking anyone's hand or have to do the "quarter behind the ear" magic trick to anyone you walk past?

-Valentines Dave

-Would you rather have two dates for Valentine’s day at the same time (they do not know each other), or have no date for Valentine’s day?

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Episode 285 Bug Farmer or Crab Fisher

Thu, 05 Feb 2026 13:00:02 +0000

Super bowl is here, which can only mean one thing, it's crab time..

-Would you rather eat a hearty meal's worth of earth worm's or eat a meal of your choosing "baby bird" style?

-Sci-Fi or Lie presents: Game of Game of Thrones

-Would you rather become a bug farmer or crab fisher?

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Episode 284 Clip Show or No Show XIII

Thu, 29 Jan 2026 13:00:10 +0000

One of us got sick, so please enjoy this historic milestone, our 13th clip show..

-WYR have videos of you pleasuring yourself be sent to all your friends and family, or send me $50,000? (Ep. 185)

-WYR have a zipper down your belly that allows for quick access to your organs, or a button on the back of your head that immediately puts you to sleep when pressed? (Ep. 168)

-Serenade or Marinade (Ep. 96)

-You are a monster at Monsters Inc. at risk of losing your job. You must be the top employee in order to keep your job. WYR have to scare kids for power or make them laugh? (Ep. 84)

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Episode 283 Fallout or Elden Ring

Thu, 22 Jan 2026 13:00:08 +0000

Join us in the wasteland as we discuss the worlds of Fallout, and Elden Ring..

-Would you rather be an Alpha Wolf or a Lone Wolf?

-Men at Work or the Weeknd

-Would you rather spend a year in New Vegas from Fallout, or a day in the Lands Between from Elden Ring?

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Episode 282 Robocop or Cloud

Thu, 15 Jan 2026 13:00:08 +0000

It's never easy losing a love one, but thanks to modern technology and computers no ever has to really go, and thats what we get into this week, in the form of Robocop..

-Would you rather have the same exact name as a celebrity, or look identical to a celebrity?

-Dog Jeopardy

-Would you rather become a Robocop or have your consciousness uploaded to the cloud?

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Episode 281 Online or Face to Face

Thu, 08 Jan 2026 13:00:08 +0000

Father forgive me, for I have sinned, actaully hold that thought while I tab over to the other browser window..

Also, head over to our patreon to hear our Would you Rather Awards for the year that was!!

-Would you rather confess your sins online or face to face?

-Goggins on the Noggin

-Would you rather dramatically over-exaggerate everything you say, or consistently understate everything with little enthusiasm?(KEVIN)

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Episode 280 Robot or Taller

Thu, 01 Jan 2026 13:00:08 +0000

New year, new us, by which I mean we're exactly the same.. but we do have new bonus content coming to our Patreon this week, so thats pretty cool!!

-You awake one morning to learn a horrible secret. WYR everyone else on earth has always been a robot, or taller than you?

-All or Nothing

-Quick you need a new grift! WYR come up with a new wellness supplement or become a real estate ghoul?

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Episode 279 Christmas VI

Thu, 25 Dec 2025 13:00:08 +0000

It's the Christmas episode..

-Would you rather live in a gingerbread house or be married to a gingerbread man?

-12 Dave's of Christmas

-Would you rather have to do elf on the shelf all year round or go ALL-OUT on the outdoor decorations?

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Episode 278 Coal Mine or Oil Rig

Thu, 18 Dec 2025 13:00:08 +0000

It's a dirty job, and we're just the ones to do it..

-Would you rather have soft teeth or brittle bones?

-Have you Forgotten?

-Would you rather work in the coal mines or on an oil rig?

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Episode 277 Clip Show or No Show XII

Thu, 11 Dec 2025 13:00:07 +0000

So yes, it is a clip show, but just think how good it will make the next episode feel when it's brand new!

-WYR stick your hand in a beehive, or for one whole day just behave? (Ep. 204)

-WYR live in a world without dogs, or a world of only dogs? (Ep. 54)

-One Knee or Two Knees (Ep. 120)

-WYR have to be the Easter Bunny for a day at a mall, or lay all of the eggs for an Easter egg hunt. (Ep. 143)

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Episode 276 Stranger Things or KFC

Thu, 04 Dec 2025 13:00:07 +0000

Stranger Things is back, and so are we, they haven't aged a day, and neither have we..

-Would you rather be politely rejected by 1,000 women over the course of a year, or be brutally and publicly rejected by 10 women over the course of a year?

-Goo Goo Dolls or Lady Gaga

-Would you rather have Eleven’s powers from Stranger Things, or have knowledge of the 11 herbs and spices of KFC?

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Episode 275 Thanksgiving VI

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 13:00:07 +0000

It's the most wonderful time of the year again, Thanksgiving..

-Would you rather have your meal served buffet-style or plated?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have a vegetarian Thanksgiving dinner, or a carnivore Thanksgiving dinner?

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Episode 274 Predator or Alien

Thu, 20 Nov 2025 13:00:08 +0000

Wedding bells are ringing through the air celebrating the love and the Predator and the Xenomorph..

-Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife, or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?

-Eric or Dave

-Would you rather organize a bachelor party for the Predator or the Alien?

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Episode 273 Tight or Damp

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 13:00:08 +0000

It's fashion week here at WYR and our clothes come in two styles, tight, and damp..

-Would you rather wear clothes that are too tight all day, or clothes that are slightly damp all day?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have to eat cereal out of one of the airport security bins, or access the cockpit during a flight?

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This episode includes AI-generated content.

Episode 272 Shot or Stabbed

Thu, 06 Nov 2025 13:00:08 +0000

We've got a rough one this week, we have to walk, yuck..

-Would you rather be able to climb anywhere, but always need help getting down, or be able to walk anywhere, but always need a ride home?

-Kidz Bob Quiz

-Would you rather be shot while doing something embarrassing or be stabbed at an important meeting?

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Episode 271 Halloween VI

Thu, 30 Oct 2025 12:00:08 +0000

Don't get too scared, but it's Haloween again..

-Would you rather live in a haunted house (filled with actors going boo) or a HAUNTED house (real spirits probably not going boo)?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather date a vampire or a werewolf?

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Episode 270 Reincarnation or Heaven and Hell

Thu, 23 Oct 2025 12:00:10 +0000

This week we get contemplative about what comes next, after we cross the rainbow bridge, fun stuff!

-Would you rather have serial killers as parents or have your child be a serial killer?

-Sugar Rush

-Would you rather reincarnation be real or heaven/hell be real?

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Episode 269 Tommy John or Jimmy John's

Thu, 16 Oct 2025 12:00:08 +0000

This week we're going under the knife, just like some delicious deli meat..

-Would you rather be a major league pitcher and need Tommy John surgery, or work at Jimmy Johns and be perfectly healthy?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather win the lottery but can only spend the money on temu or have your current income but can only buy things if one of your parents approves the purchase?

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Episode 268 Pegasus or Satyr

Thu, 09 Oct 2025 12:00:10 +0000

This week we're getting mythylogical and debating what exactly counts as a pet..

-Would you rather have a pet Pegasus or a pet Satyr?

-Hired or Fired

-For one year, would you rather work 14 hour shifts at the ball crushing factory, or as a middle school teacher?

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Episode 267 Mr Beast or Mr Bean

Thu, 02 Oct 2025 12:00:08 +0000

We've escaped the burning building Mr. Beast trapped us in to record this podcast..

-Would you rather be a horse cop or a school cop?

-Taglines

-Would you rather work for Mr. Beast or have Mr. Bean work for you?

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Episode 266 Orbeez or Oreos

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 12:00:09 +0000

We're back at it again, and this time we're eating a bunch of stuff that will make us very sick..

-Would you rather swallow 100 Orbeez, or 100 Oreos?

-Simon Says

-Would you rather Be a Dungeon Master for a long running dungeons and dragons campaign, or be a Dungeon Master for a night long orgy.

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Episode 265 Ska or Dubstep

Thu, 18 Sep 2025 20:00:08 +0000

It's a musical episode as we debate the merits of both Ska and Dubstep, join us wont you..

-Would you rather be turned into a snowman to learn a lesson or shrink any family of your choosing into the size of an ant?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather attempt to bring back ska music or dubstep?

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Episode 264 Clip Show or No Show XI

Thu, 11 Sep 2025 12:00:09 +0000

Sorry for the clip show, but have no fear we'll have questions for years, like what if Dave was a robot..

-WYR live inside the “It’s a Small World” attraction at Disney world for a month, or ride the “Slinky Dog Dash” roller coaster for 48 hours straight? (Ep. 71)

-Pink Floyd or Pinkfong (Ep. 198)

-WYR be a sidekick to Batman or Superman? (Ep. 216)

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Episode 263 Shark or Pool Shark

Thu, 04 Sep 2025 12:00:08 +0000

Hop on in, the water is warm, and so is the beer..

-Would you rather have your stomach growl in the exact voice of Morgan Freeman, or your yawn sounds like a far-off foghorn?

-Ice Cube Trivia

-Would you rather be a lifeguard at a beach full of sharks, or be a bouncer at a bar full of pool sharks?

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Episode 262 Xenomorph or Xenophobe

Thu, 28 Aug 2025 12:00:08 +0000

This week we're talking about getting trapped on a ship with a terrible monster, also we're talking aboutthe Xenomorph..

-Would you rather have an infestation of bugs or a colony of rats?

-SciFi or You Lie

-Would you rather spend 24 hours on a spaceship with a xenomorph, or one international flight with a xenophobe?

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Episode 261 Barbershop Quartet or Biker Gang

Thu, 21 Aug 2025 12:00:10 +0000

Warm up those pipes, cuz we're singing and driving motorcycles..

-Would you rather write a book or direct a movie?

-Lincoln Park or Abraham Lincoln

-Would you rather be the strongest member of a barbershop quartet, or the weakest member of a biker gang?

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Episode 260 Class Clown or Teacher's Pet

Thu, 14 Aug 2025 12:00:08 +0000

We're going back to school this week, with a second chance will we do it differently and try this time? Probably not..

-Would you rather be the class clown or the teacher's pet?

-SciFi or You Lie

-Would you rather host the shopping network or be a video game streamer?

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Episode 259 Gladiator or Gladiator

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 12:00:08 +0000

We're back and we're ready to battle to the death..

-Would you rather compete on the TV show American Gladiators (they are all high on coke), or as an actual gladiator in the Colosseum (they are all high on coke)?

-Cardi B or the Beatles

-Would you rather get immortalized as a wax statue at a museum or as a face on currency?

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Episode 258 Rap Battle or Court of Law

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 12:00:08 +0000

Put your hands in the air, now wave them in the air like you just don't care, now please be seated, court is now in session..

-Would you rather haunt a school or a nursing home?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather defend yourself in a rap battle or in a court of law?

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Episode 257 Talk or Punch

Thu, 17 Jul 2025 04:00:08 +0000

We've found ourselves in a couple of jams, and we're looking for the best way to get out of them, with mouth, or with hands..

-Would you rather compete in a snowman-building competition or a sandcastle-building competition?

-Eric's Ultimate Avengers

-Would you rather be able to talk your way out of any situation, or punch your way out of any situation?

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Episode 256 Bank or Grave

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 12:00:09 +0000

We're putting a gang together for a heist, one last score. We're looking for a specialist whose really good at downloading and listening to this episode of the podcast, are you in..

-Would you rather rob a bank or a grave?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have a Texas accent and live in New York or a New York accent and live in Texas?

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Episode 255 Gifts or Advice

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 12:00:08 +0000

This week we're giving out free advice and gifts..

-Would you rather give the best gifts or the best advice?

-What's this Guy Talkin' About?

-Would you rather everyone you speak to laughs at everything you say for the rest of your life, or nobody ever laughs at you again?

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Episode 254 Miss America or Hog Calling

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 12:00:08 +0000

This week we celebrate America with it's two purest artforms, beauty pagents and hog calling..

-Would you rather compete for Miss America or compete in a hog calling contest?

-All or Nothing

-You have one year to become a famous artist. WYR attempt to be famous using only graffiti or clay as your medium?

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Episode 253 Wrestling or Soap Opera

Thu, 19 Jun 2025 12:00:09 +0000

Get your costume on and hop in the ring, its wrastlin' time..

-Would you rather every month have to earn $600 by asking strangers for money, or have someone see your dong who has never seen it before.

-Royal Lyrics Trivia

-Would you rather write for a wrestling show or write for a soap opera?

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Episode 252 Snap or Stay

Thu, 05 Jun 2025 12:00:08 +0000

This week we're talking high, we're talking low, we're talking Avengers..

-Would you rather start every sentence speaking at a lower pitch and every word you speak has to go up in pitch (per sentence), or start every sentence high and every word after is lower in pitch?

-All or Nothing

-Thanos just snapped his finger: WYR disappear or be left behind?

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Episode 251 Clip Show or No Show X

Thu, 29 May 2025 12:00:07 +0000

What a treat for you, it's a clip show..

-WYR only drink jello shots for a week, or just one thermometer of mercury? (Ep. 184)

-WYR be in the middle of a human centipede or have to choose three friends to form a human centipede? (Ep. 51)

-Zelda Trivia (Ep. 151)

-WYR kill young Sheldon or regular adult Sheldon? (Ep. 203 Q3)

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Episode 250 Judge, Jury, or Executioner

Thu, 22 May 2025 12:00:08 +0000

This week we take a deep dive into the American legal system and provide an analysis on the lyrics of Kendrick Lamar..

-Would you rather work at a toy store or a candy store?

-Kendrick Lamar or Anna Kendrick

-Would you rather be judge, jury, or executioner?

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Episode 249 100 Men or 1 Gorilla

Thu, 15 May 2025 12:00:09 +0000

We way in on the hotest question going around the world wide web right now, and specularte on who will be the new pope, eventhough we've now known for a week, join us..

-Would you rather look like Yosemite Sam or Elmer Fudd?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather fight 100 men or 1 gorilla?

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Episode 248 Scammed or Scammer

Thu, 08 May 2025 12:00:08 +0000

It's a scam eat scam world out there, the only question is which side will you be on..

-Would you rather be a pirate with rubber powers, or a kid in a superhero society?

-It's Elementary!

-Would you rather completely and utterly fall for every scam text and call that comes your way, or you live your life as a scam caller/texter and the only money you can make is through that (you cannot automate your calls or texts)

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Episode 247 Skype: Funeral for a Friend

Thu, 01 May 2025 12:00:07 +0000

Join us for a special goodbye to our unoffical third mic, Skype..

-Would you rather get married over Skype or Divorced over Microsoft Teams?

-All or Nothing

-You're on a Skype interview for a new job. Would you rather be stuck sharing your screen with them, or have no audio?

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Episode 246 Laser Tag or Paintball

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 12:00:07 +0000

We're talking two great recreational activities today, that's right, paintball, and bathing like a cat..

-Would you rather have 9 lives like a cat, or only be able to bathe like a cat?

-Kpop or Kids Show

-Would you rather play laser tag with a group of children, or play paintball with a group of ex-Marines?

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Episode 245 Frasier or Seinfeld

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 12:00:09 +0000

We're back and we're talking modern day hit sitcoms like Fraiser, and Seinfeld..

-Would you rather have eyes the size of corn kernels or lips the size of hot dogs?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather live in Frasier's Seattle or Seinfeld's New York?

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Episode 244 Pirate or Pilgram

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 12:00:08 +0000

Time to put our differences aside, and finally deicded if we want to die at sea or on dry land..

-Would you rather always have to eat homemade meals you made yourself, or always have to eat out for all your meals?

-Can you Keep a Secret?

-Would you rather be a pirate or a pilgrim?

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Episode 243 Oscar Mayer or Dukes of Hazzard

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 12:00:08 +0000

This podcast has a first name, its W-O-U-L-D-Y-O-U-R-A-T-H-E-R, this podcast has a second name its W-I-T-H-E-R-I-C-A-N-D-D-A-V-E..

-Would you rather have an alien best friend or be the alien best friend?

-All or Nothing

-As your primary vehicle, WYR drive the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile, or the General Lee from Dukes of Hazzard?

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Episode 242 House or Car

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 12:00:09 +0000

This week access our inner craftsman and build some high quality stuffs..

-Would you rather Bend your knees the wrong way using any method of your choice or eat just one bowl of poo soup, prepared using any method of your choice?

-Product Mayhem

-Would you rather build your own home or build your own car?

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BOCO UNLOCKED: All or Nothing

Thu, 20 Mar 2025 12:00:07 +0000

Due to some unforseen technical difficulties we couldn't release a rugalr episode this week, so instead we are treating you to one of our bonus episodes for the Patreon feed! If you like this one and wanna more stuff like it, theres a Patreon page you should chek out..

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Episode 241 Caesar or Little Caesars

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 12:00:07 +0000

We've got pizza on the brain and pizza on the podcast, come and get it, it is both available, and warm..

-Would you rather play a dead body or the guy who did it on law & order SVU?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be stabbed in the back by a friend like Julius Caesar or only eat Hot n' Ready pizza from Little Caesar's

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Episode 240 Donald Duck or Winnie the Pooh

Thu, 06 Mar 2025 13:00:08 +0000

This week we discuss two iconic animated characters, one of which is in the public domain, as for the other one, please please please don't tell Disney we talked about them, please be cool just this once..

-Would you rather always dress like Donald Duck or Winnie the Pooh?

-Jelly Roll or Pearl Jam

-Would you rather always have to sit in one of the end seats in the very front row at the movie theater, or always have someone sitting behind you at the movies who is non stop talking?

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Episode 239 Winners or Losers

Thu, 27 Feb 2025 13:00:07 +0000

This time it's all about sports, but if that's not your thing, stick around, we also lie about Jazz..

-Would you rather manage an unruly team that wins, or a good natured team that loses?

-SciFi or Lie

-You've lied and said you play jazz music, they've asked you to go up on stage at the Jazz Lounge to join the band. Which instrument would you rather pick up to try and blend in, the trumpet, the piano, or upright bass?

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Episode 238 Royalty or Soulmate

Thu, 20 Feb 2025 13:00:07 +0000

Just in time for a week after Valentine's Day, we're talking love and marriage..

-Would you rather never be able to call any phone number you've ever called or never be go to any physical address you've been at before?

-Kidz Bop Quiz

-Would you rather marry into the royal family or marry your soulmate?

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Episode 237 Rich or Famous

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 13:00:07 +0000

Some weeks we have a good time with funny little questions, and some weeks, we shoulder the burden of deciding which soul crushing fate we take to protect you from the consequnces. Today is one of the latter, we must become either rich, or famous..

-Would you Rather raise chickens or bees?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be rich or famous?

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Episode 236 Clip Show or No Show IX

Thu, 06 Feb 2025 13:00:07 +0000

The only thing better than one new episode of the show is multiple clips of several episodes. More bang for your buck, you're welcome..

-WYR work for a boss baby or eat a minion? (Ep. 199 Q1)
-WYR eat a famous mummy, or just a regular guy? (Ep. 145 Q2)
-Spit or Swallow (Ep. 72)
-You are a monster at Monsters Inc. at risk of losing your job. You must be the top employee in order to keep your job. WYR have to scare kids for power or make them laugh? (Ep. 84 Q3)

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Episode 235 Steampunk or Goth

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 13:00:08 +0000

This week we discuss high fashion, and imagine what it would be like to be two people with anxiety..

-Would you Rather dress in a steampunk style or a goth style?

-Teddy Swims or Drowning Pool

-Would you rather have separation anxiety from your phone or from your significant other?

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Episode 234 Joke or Insult

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 13:00:07 +0000

This week we delve into literature, finance, and the art of joke construction, join us wont you..

-Would you Rather lend a book knowing it will never be returned, or lend $10 knowing they will never be paid back?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have to explain every joke or explain every insult?

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Episode 233 Safety or Danger

Thu, 16 Jan 2025 16:30:06 +0000

Join us wont you for a game of chance as we late fate decide our question this week..

-Would you rather be irresistible to men (or your non sexual preference for those playing at home), or irresistible to the elderly?

-Kid Rock or Kid Cudi

-Would you Rather have your family think the worst of you but have their safety guaranteed, or have your family be in danger but they think good things about you?

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Episode 232 Clip Show or No Show VIII

Thu, 09 Jan 2025 13:00:06 +0000

The only thing better than a new episode? An episode made up of old bits and a trip down memory lane..

-WYR be great at rapping or tap dancing? (Ep. 176 Q1)

-WYR only eat KFC for a month or get hit in the stomach will a ball peen hammer? (Ep. 103 Q2)

-Eric or Dave (Ep. 164)-WYR be in a prank war with a bunch of toddlers or one adult? (Ep. 194 Q2)

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Episode 231 Beast or Gaston

Thu, 02 Jan 2025 13:00:08 +0000

A tale as old as time.. Eric and the Dave..

-Would you rather be raised by Timon and Pumbaa or Cluade Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame?

-Let the Stuffs Hit the Floor

-Would you rather take care of the Beast from Beauty and The Beast, or have Gaston as your boyfriend?

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Episode 230 Christmas V

Thu, 26 Dec 2024 13:00:06 +0000

What are you doing reading the episode descriptiopn, it's boxing day! Get out there and box..

-Would you rather deal with a grumpy reindeer or an angry elf?

-Christmas Trivia

-Would you rather live through the events of Die Hard or Home Alone?

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Episode 229 One Ring or Gollum

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 13:00:07 +0000

You have been entrusted with a great challenge, you must form a fellowship and listen to these two kings talk about eating like hogs in a trough..

-Would you rather slop it up or pinky out?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather bring the One Ring to the fires of Mount Doom or live with Gollum?

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Episode 228 Utopia or Dystopia

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 13:00:07 +0000

Imagine if you will, a perfect world, no imagine its not perfect but you're the boss, wouldn't that be weird do you think..

-Would you rather eat a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles or two cups of uncooked rice?

-Product Mayhem

-Would you rather live in a utopia as a normal person or in a dystopia but you are the supreme ruler?

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Episode 227 South Park or Family Guy

Thu, 05 Dec 2024 13:00:06 +0000

Get ready for a somber and tasteful discussion of Family Guy theming oppurtunities at a funeral..

-Would you rather wear a bib every time you eat out or only ever drink from a sippy cup?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have a South Park-themed wedding or a Family Guy-themed funeral?

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Episode 226 Thanksgiving V

Thu, 28 Nov 2024 13:00:07 +0000

It's Thanksgivingday, what are you doing reading the show notes, go get some more stuffing!!

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Episode 225 Football or Soccer

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 13:00:07 +0000

It's sports time, a time fore sports..

-Without anytime to prepare, would you rather be a referee in a professional game of American football, or soccer?

-Bar Trivia

-Would you rather have a random body part twitch every 10 seconds or a random 10 seconds of your day is streamed on twitch everyday for the world to see?

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Episode 224 AI Chatbot or Human

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 13:00:07 +0000

A podcast talking about AI!? If you can even believe such a thing..

-Would you rather your only friend is an AI chatbot or a human whose obsessed with the Big Bang Theory?

-Papa Roach or Mama Mia

-Would you rather have something accidently sewn inside you during a surgery or have a few teeth accidently shattered during a dental procedure?

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Episode 223 Robot Butler or Genie

Thu, 07 Nov 2024 13:00:02 +0000

Yuo work hard all week, shouldn't you be allowed to blow off a little steam with one of your favorite cartoon characters..

-Would you rather do ketamine with Mr Krabs, or crack with Peter Griffin?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have a personal robot butler, or a cursed monkey’s paw style genie that will grant you three wishes?

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Episode 222 Halloween V

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 12:00:02 +0000

This is Halloween, THIS is Halloween..

-Would you rather be the only one at a costume party not dressed up, or the only one at work who wore a costume?

-Rob Zombie or Vampire Weekend

-Would you rather be haunted by Casper the friendly ghost, or do an escape room with Jigsaw?

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Episode 221 Library or Grocery Store

Thu, 24 Oct 2024 12:00:02 +0000

This week we shine a spotlight on our local libraries by getting trapped inside and maybe eating a book..

-Would you rather the only remaining flavor profile of food is "hot" a la hot Cheeto, or all your food be one week past expiration?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be trapped inside of a library for a month or inside a grocery store for a whole year?

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Episode 220 Truman Show or Truman Show

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 15:42:36 +0000

This week we're talking about the modern and relevant hit film The Truman Show, join us wont you..

-Would you rather Would you rather have to shake hands with yourself every time you meet someone or offer your foot to them as a handshake?

-Luke Combs or Hairspray

-Would you rather find out that your whole life was being filmed like the Truman Show, or be the spouse in someone else’s “Truman Show”?

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Episode 219 Clip Show or No Show VII

Thu, 10 Oct 2024 12:00:02 +0000

Good news, it's a clip show!!

-WYR get your hand stuck in a jar or your head stuck in a bucket (Ep. 190)

-WYR be able to revive any dead body by having sex with it, or be able to cure any sick person by kissing them on the lips? (Ep. 149)

-Choose Your Own Daventure (Ep. 156)

-WYR watch a magician die on stage, or volunteer to go on stage with a magician who will make fun of you in front of the audience? (Ep. 137)

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Episode 218 Ryan Reynolds or The Rock

Thu, 03 Oct 2024 12:00:02 +0000

Finally as we climb the social ladder it leads to a change to rub elbows with some certified A-listers..

-Would you rather live above a loud bookstore or a quiet dive bar?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather sip gin with Ryan Reynolds or shoot tequila with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
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Episode 217 Minecraft or Minesweeper

Thu, 26 Sep 2024 12:00:02 +0000

Bet you didn't think you'd hear from us again did ya bucko, but we're back again..

-Would you rather feed an animal or milk an animal?

-2 Chainz or Alice in Chains

-Would you rather only be able to play Minecraft or minesweeper?

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Episode 216 Batman or Superman

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 12:00:01 +0000

Two iconic heroes duke it out to see who has the burden of taking care of us..

-Would you rather have a row of 5 functional asses that go up your back that no one knows about, or
everyone else has the 5 ass's, but they all think you're a freak for having only 1?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be a sidekick to Batman or Superman?

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Episode 215 Airport or Bunker

Thu, 12 Sep 2024 12:00:02 +0000

Nobody loves chuckin their food more than these two knuckleheads..

-Would you rather be the reason a food fight starts or the reason a food fight ends?

-Glowrilla or Artic Monkeys

-Would you rather spend one week in an airport or one month in an underground bunker?

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Episode 214 Scat or Macarena

Thu, 05 Sep 2024 12:00:02 +0000

If you ever needed evidence that we are still young, cool, and hip, this is it right here..

-Would you rather, for the rest of your life, have one ear feel like there's water stuck in there or have one nostril feel clogged like when you have a cold?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather scat your way through a press release or dance the macarena when delivering bad news?

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Episode 213 Chicken or Human

Thu, 29 Aug 2024 12:00:02 +0000

If you're reading this I'm trapped in a podcast description writing factory, send help.. I mean, I love my job..

-Would you rather be a door to door salesman who can't look people in the eye, or run an ice cream truck but can only speak in questions?

-Chappell Roan or Post Malone

-Would you rather have a chicken’s brain in a human’s body, or a human’s brain in a chicken’s body?

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Episode 212 Atlantis or El Dorado

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 12:00:02 +0000

This one is sure to make your blood boil..

-Would you rather be able to boil water on command or freeze water on command?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather find Atlantis or El Dorado?

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BOCO Unlocked: Post Credit Pitches

Thu, 15 Aug 2024 12:00:03 +0000

Well bad news, good news. Bad news, due to some bad weather in our neck of the woods, we couldn't record this week since Dave got sucked off by a tornado, but the good news is we have a special episode of our bonus content to share with you! If you like what you hear, subscribe to our Patreon for even a new BOCO every month as well as the back catalog we've already done!

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Episode 211 Mannequin or Mall

Thu, 08 Aug 2024 12:00:06 +0000

Tody we shine some light on the humble mannequin, the unsung essential work that shows us how a t-shirt will look drapped over our awful bodies..

-Would you rather only be able to move if nobody is looking like a ghost in Super Mario, or anyone you touch turns into a ghost?

-What's this Guy Talkin' About?

-Would you rather be a store mannequin on the weekdays or be that one weird guy who's always at the mall every weekend from open to close?

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Episode 210 Break Dance or Acapella

Thu, 01 Aug 2024 12:00:03 +0000

It's time to settle our differences the only way we know how, with dance..

-Would you rather not watch anything while eating or no popcorn with a movie?

-Codebreakers

-Would you rather have to compete in a break dance competition or participate in an acapella competition?

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Episode 209 Deadpool or Wolverine

Thu, 25 Jul 2024 12:00:06 +0000

It's time to listen to your favorite two podcasters talk about your favorite two X-men's join us wont you..

-Would you rather bring dog biscuits to every potluck or cookout you go to, or always arrive empty handed?

-Billie Eilish or Billy Joel

-Would you rather always have to break the 4th wall like Deadpool, or live life as a loner like Wolverine?

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Episode 208 Liver King or Burger King

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 12:00:02 +0000

Hope your hungry, cuz these two kings are ready to feast..

-Would you rather like Liver King everyday for a month,
or eat at Burger King for each meal everyday for a month?

-Does Dave Even Know the name of my Band!?

-Would you rather never eat solid foods again, or do all your poops and pees into a diaper?

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Episode 207 Weird Al or Adult Parody

Thu, 11 Jul 2024 12:00:01 +0000

This week we get weird.. Weird Al!?..

-Would you rather be able to listen to Weird Al parodies of all your favorite songs, or only watch porn parodies of all your favorite movies?

-Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana

-Would you rather have to kill a bug that gets bigger every time you kill it everyday or have one two-story spider that hangs around your neighborhood?

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Episode 206 Hot Dog or No Dog

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 12:00:04 +0000

It's that time of year folks, rev up that grill as we finally settle some age old debate..

-Would you rather drink a gallon of water from your local creek or lick the seat of a port of potty?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather eat 76 hot dogs and buns in one sitting or never gluck down a glizzy ever again?

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Episode 205 Coma or Tacoma

Thu, 27 Jun 2024 12:00:04 +0000

The boys are back with that brand new summer sound, so rev up your engine, and open your mouth..

-Would you rather do everything with 110% effort or do everything with only 10% effort?

-Bob Dylan or Bob's Burgers

-Would you rather be in a coma for a year, or in just one year eat an entire Toyota Tacoma?

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Episode 204 Furby or Spongebob

Thu, 20 Jun 2024 12:00:04 +0000

Two titans of question answering finally weigh in on the age old debate between Furby and Spongebob..

-Would you rather stick your hand in a beehive, or for one whole day just behave?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather own and care for a real living Furby, or live next door to SpongeBob?

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BOCO UNLOCKED Food Fight

Thu, 13 Jun 2024 12:00:04 +0000

We're on assignment this week so instead of a regular episode, we're sharing some of our bonus content, from the Patreon, if you like what you hear, check out more at Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave for our back log, and a new one every month! Thanks and we'll see ya next week!

Episode 203 Young Sheldon or Adult Sheldon

Thu, 06 Jun 2024 12:00:02 +0000

The whole universe was in a hot dense state, but then, we released this episode..

-Would you rather be a leader of men or a liter of Mountain Dew?

-Sabrina Carpenter or Nine Inch Nails

-Would you rather kill Young Sheldon or Regular Adult Sheldon?

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Episode 202 Sip or Chug

Thu, 30 May 2024 12:00:04 +0000

Well, we've been doing this for awile now, and we're ready to take on some more responibility, we're ready to rodent fathers..

-Would you rather have to chug all your drinks or sip them slowly?

-SciFi or You Lie

-Would you rather adopt Stuart Little or Alvin and the Chipmunks

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Episode 201 Man or Bear

Thu, 23 May 2024 12:00:03 +0000

Pack your bags, cuz we're going hiking..

-Would you rather do this podcast with 3 extra clones of Eric,
or 3 extra clones of Dave?

-Slipknot or Taylor Swift

-Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a man or a bear?

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Episode 200

Thu, 16 May 2024 12:00:04 +0000

The 200th Episode.

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Episode 199 Boss Baby or Minion

Thu, 09 May 2024 12:00:04 +0000

Hope you came hungry, cuz Minion's back on the menu..

-Would you rather work for a boss baby or eat a minion?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be a writer for SNL or a popular sitcom?

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BOCO Preview Planet of the Apes

Mon, 06 May 2024 12:00:04 +0000

Here's a little previw of our latest BOCO available at Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave

Episode 198 Kramer or Wilson

Thu, 02 May 2024 12:00:02 +0000

It's a battle of the 90's sitcom neighbors this week, join us won't you..

-Would you rather always have cold hands or cold feet?

-Pink Floyd or Pinkfong

-Would you rather be neighbors with Kramer from Seinfield or Wilson from Home Improvement?

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Episode 197 Animorph or Transformer

Thu, 25 Apr 2024 12:00:03 +0000

It's time to make a change, a real change.. into a car or maybe a dog..

-Would you rather have to sit on every chair backwards, or always have to walk backwards?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be an animorph or a Transformer?

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Episode 196 Mugged or Audited

Thu, 18 Apr 2024 12:00:05 +0000

Hope you filed your American taxes, but if not... uh oh..

-Would you rather have to point at whoever you’re talking to until the conversation is over, or have to cup your ear everytime someone is talking to you?

-Green Mile or 8 Mile

-Would you rather get mugged, or audited by the IRS?

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Episode 195 Vault Dweller or Ghoul

Thu, 11 Apr 2024 12:00:05 +0000

This ones for the Fallout fans, oh, and just in time for the new show, what a coincidence..

-Would you rather give up pizza or ice cream?

-All or Nothing

-In the world of Fallout, WYR be a vault dweller entering the wasteland for the first time, or be a ghoul?

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Episode 194 Prank War Toddlers or Adult

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 14:07:55 +0000

Just in time for after April Fools Day, we're having a prank war..

-Would you rather have to eat all your meals on your hands and knees like a dirty dog for the rest of your life, or only eat hands and knees for the rest of your life?
(These can be dishes with hands and knees as the main ingredient)

-Product Mayhem

-Would you rather be in a prank war with a bunch of toddlers, or one adult?

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Episode 193 Godzilla or King Kong II

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 12:00:02 +0000

Godzilla and Kong are back, and so are we, to discover our own forgotten empire, by which i mean an episode of the podcast..

-Would you rather when you sleep, have constant, annoying noises happening around you, or have all the lights on where you are sleeping?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have King Kong or Godzilla as the best man at your wedding?

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Episode 192 Hard Knocks or School of Rock

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 12:00:02 +0000

Hey, remember the movie School of Rock? We sure hope so, or this one might go right over your heads..

-Would you rather have fake teeth or hair plugs?

-21 Pilots or 21 Savage

-Would you rather be a student at the school of hard knocks, or the school of rock with Jack Black?

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Episode 191 Clip Show or No Show VI

Thu, 14 Mar 2024 12:00:02 +0000

Well one of us is sick, it's clip show time baby..

-WYR have the first name “Refrigerator” or Dishwasher”?

-WYR be a jack of all trades, or be the best at everything but jack off on the train?

-Real or Fake

-WYR own 101 dalmations or kill Air Bud in his prime?

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Episode 190 Dune or Wonka

Thu, 07 Mar 2024 13:00:02 +0000

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of spice and giant sand worms..

-Would you rather have your hand stuck in a jar or get your head stuck in a bucket?

-All or Nothing: Avatar or Avatar

-Would you rather live in the world of Dune or work for Willy Wonka?

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Episode 189 Leap Day or Leapfrog

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 13:00:02 +0000

It's a special bonus day that only comes once every four years, come celebrate with us, a podcast..

-Would you rather have all of your furniture and decor styled like the American flag or have all of your furniture replaced with child sized furniture?

-Doja Cat or Modest Mouse

-Would you rather only be able to leave the house on Leap day or only travel via leapfrog?

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Episode 188 Dahmer or Dunham

Thu, 22 Feb 2024 13:00:01 +0000

Get your popcorn buckets it's time to see a show..

-Someone walks up to you on the street and they have $16 in their hand. They ask you if you would rather take the $16 or double it and give it to the next person?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be one of Jeffrey Dahmer’s victims, or one of Jeff Dunham’s puppets?

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Episode 187 Famous or Famous Family

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 13:00:02 +0000

Do you have any idea who our father is..

-Would you rather your pee come out like a shotgun blast or like a water jet cutter?

-Green Day or RHCP

-Would you rather have a famous family memeber or be the famous family member?

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Episode 186 Beekeeper or Snake Guy

Thu, 08 Feb 2024 13:00:02 +0000

It's time to protect the hive, or handle some snakes..

-Would you rather grate your hands with a cheese grater or put tooth picks in both your big toes and kick the wall for both toes?

-SciFi or You Lie

-Would you rather work as a beekeeper or be the local snake guy?

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Episode 185 Cruise Ship or Hotel

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 13:00:02 +0000

HOOOOOONK all aboard the cruise ship, it's time to sail off to our golden years..

-Would you rather have videos of you pleasuring yourself be sent to all your friends and family or send me $50,000?

-Kobe or Kobayashi

-Would you rather live out your retirement on a cruise ship or in a 3-star hotel?

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Episode 184 Mountain Man or Swamp Man

Thu, 25 Jan 2024 13:00:02 +0000

Pop on your muddist boots, cuz we're looking for a roomate..

-Would you rather only drink jello shots for a week or just one thermometer of mercury?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather Would you rather be roommates with a mountain man or a swamp man?

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Episode 183 Reality TV or Family Band

Thu, 18 Jan 2024 13:00:02 +0000

Everybody grab a tambourine, we're starting a band..

-Would you rather only be able to write with a quill pen or a crayon?

-Ice Trivia

-Would you rather have your own family reality TV show or have your own family band?

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Episode 182 8-Ball or ABC's

Thu, 11 Jan 2024 13:00:02 +0000

With the holidays over, it's time to get back to work, but where should we work..

-Would you rather work at Chick-Fil-A or at the fanciest resturaunt in town?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have to shake a magic 8 Ball to answer anyone's question or have to hum through the ABCs before answering a question?

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Episode 181 Farmer or Butcher

Thu, 04 Jan 2024 13:00:02 +0000

New year new us! Let's help 2024 make 2023 look like 2022..

-Would you rather Punch your grandma in the back of the head or jump out of the moving car going 70km/h?

-Eric or Dave

-Would you rather work on a farm or work as a butcher?

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Episode 180 Clip Show or No Show V

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 13:00:03 +0000

Sorry for the clip show, see you next year..

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Episode 179 Christmas IV

Thu, 21 Dec 2023 13:00:02 +0000

Merry Christmas to all, and don't forget the perfect last minute stocking stuffer gift, a subscription to our Patreon, Patreon.com/WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave to access monthly bonus episodes!

Episode 178 Skydiving or Bull Riding

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 13:00:02 +0000

Today we're gonna try to truely appreciate life..

-Would you rather go rocky mountain climbing or eat a rocky mountain oyster?

-Drake or Josh

-Would you rather go skydiving or bull riding?

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Episode 177 Mosh Pit or Boxing Match

Thu, 07 Dec 2023 13:00:02 +0000

Get ready to throw down, cuz there's only one way out of this episode, and that's in a body bag!

Episode 176 Rapping or Tap Dancing

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 13:00:03 +0000

Dust off your dancing soes, it's time to spit bars..

-Would you rather be great at rapping or great at tap dancing?

-Ford or Ferrari

-Would you rather have the ability to induce fear, sleep, pain, or confusion on others?

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Episode 175 Thanksgiving IV

Thu, 23 Nov 2023 13:00:03 +0000

Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good night..

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Episode 174 Killer or Grave Digger

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 13:00:02 +0000

Roll up your sleeves and start diggin'..

-Would you rather have an empty void outside of time that you can go to at will, and fill with whatever crap you want (video games, a ferrari, masturbation paraphernalia), or always be in peak human physical condition no matter what?

-Beg or Pardon

-Would you rather be a contract killer for a week or dig graves for the rest of your life using only a shovel?

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Episode 173 Sauna or Cold Plunge

Thu, 09 Nov 2023 13:00:02 +0000

Hope you're ready to get hot, or get cold, cuz this week, we're diving right in..

-Would you rather spend 20 minutes each morning in the sauna or spend 10 minutes each morning in a cold plunge?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have had to fight in WWI, WWII, or WWIII in the future?

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Episode 172 Coffee or Alcohol

Thu, 02 Nov 2023 12:00:03 +0000

We finally tackle the age old question, is it better to be awake, or drunk..

-Would you rather have no fingernails or no eyelashes?

-Eric or Dave

-Would you rather give up coffee or alcohol?

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Episode 171 Halloween IV

Thu, 26 Oct 2023 12:00:03 +0000

Happy Halloween everybody!

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Episode 170 Pilot or EMT

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 12:00:03 +0000

This week we're going up up and away, or in the back of an ambulence..

-Would you Rather always wake up completely refreshed no matter how many hours of sleep you got the night before, or be able to eat and drink any type of food or drink without it negatively affecting your body?

-Nerf Trivia

-Would you rather fly a plane in an emergency or take a night as an EMT?

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Episode 169 Clip Show or No Show IV

Thu, 12 Oct 2023 12:00:03 +0000

Sorry for the clip show!

-WYR be the front half of a horse or the back half? (Ep. 126)

-WYR undergo light surgery without anesthesia or pain medication, or perform a light surgery on yourself without feeling any pain?(Ep 59)

-Hired or Fired(Ep 124)

-You have been called onto the stage by an amateur magician to help with their next act: WYR assist by throwing knives at a woman on a spinning wheel, saw a box in half with a woman inside, or catch a bullet in your teeth? (Ep. 79)

Episode 168 Footprints or Fingerprints

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 12:00:03 +0000

AS the old saying goes, hope you don't unzip me and I lose all my guts..

-Would you Rather have a zipper down your belly that allows for quick access to your organs or a button on the back of your head that immediately puts you to sleep when pressed?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather leave a visible footprint wherever you step that won’t go away or leave visible fingerprints wherever you touch that won’t go away?

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Episode 167 Saw Special

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 12:00:03 +0000

Would you like to play a game?

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Episode 166 Girl Dinner or Girl for Dinner

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 12:00:02 +0000

Call me whatever you want, just don't call me late for girl dinner..

-Would you Rather go undercover as an amish for a month or as a gang member?

-Bhad Lyrics

-Would you rather only be able to eat girl dinner for the rest of your life or for just one night eat a girl for dinner?

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Episode 165 Breakfast Club or Fight Club

Thu, 14 Sep 2023 12:00:02 +0000

Time to roll up your sleeves, puff out your chest, and pick up a fork to dig into this lovely stack of pancakes,,

-Would you Rather Have to ascend and descend every set of stairs using a pogo stick and you have to start over if you fall off or always have to take the stairs instead of taking the elevator or escalator?

-SciFi or You Lie

-Would you rather be a member of the the Breakfast Club or the Fight Club?

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Episode 164 Alligator or Power Wheels

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 12:00:02 +0000

It's time to go green by chosing more enviromentally consious forms of transportation..

-Would you Rather have no arms or have 30 arms? (Having them removed is not an option)

-Eric or Dave

-Would you rather travel by alligator or power wheels?

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Episode 163 Rat or Roach

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 12:00:03 +0000

We are happy to announce our Patreon launching right now! If you want to support the show we have two ways to do it, a $1 tier that gets you access to our all time questions to list, updated every week, and $3 tier gets you a monthly bonus episode where we shake up the format with games, book talk, and unreleased material!

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-Would you Rather find a rat in your kitchen or a roach in your bed?

-Going Nowhere

-Would you Rather Only be able to eat the serving size that is measured out on the nutrition label of the food you are eating or have to eat the entire contents of the food you are eating in one sitting?

Episode 162 Rockband or Impractical Jokers

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 12:00:03 +0000

Hey Batman, wanna know how I got this long running hit series on Tru TV..

-Would you Rather your flesh be replaced with hot dog meat or cotton candy?

-Whisper or Shout

-Would you Rather join a rockband or become an Impractical Joker?

Episode 161 Karens or Young Adults

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 12:00:03 +0000

This week we're going to the movies, if we can get past our neighbors first..

-Would you Rather live in a neighborhood full of Karen's or full of partying Young adults?

-Sci Fi or You Lie: Love at First Bite

-Uh Oh! You accidentally took a boner pill while in the movie theater, but the movie has just ended. WYR wait it out before leaving, take care of the problem at hand, or call in a bomb threat?

Episode 160 Taxidermized or Military Experiments

Thu, 10 Aug 2023 12:00:02 +0000

Did you find it..

-Would you Rather have a cat or a dog?

-Rapper or Kid's Youtuber

-After you have deceased would you rather your family have you taxidermied or have your body sold to the military for experiments?

Episode 159 Nintendo or Steam

Thu, 03 Aug 2023 12:00:03 +0000

Alright all you game boys, it's time to weed out the real gamers from the casuals and talk some nerd stuff..

-Would you Rather Would you rather have to buy and eat a burger as soon as anyone mentions a fast food restaurant or run around like an airplane and bump into a person whenever they mention 9/11?

-All or Nothing

-Would you Rather give up Nintendo or Steam?

Episode 158 Clip Show or No Show III

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 12:00:03 +0000

It's a clip show!!

-WYR have the ability to see 5 seconds into the future or have the ability to see 5 seconds into the past? (Ep. 98)
-WYR discover the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch? (Ep. 91)
-Rat Pack or Snack Pack (Ep. 78)
-WYR paint a chapel with Michaelangelo the ninja turtle or fight off ninjas with Michaelangelo the painter? (Ep. 88)

Episode 157 Wheels or Springs

Thu, 20 Jul 2023 12:00:02 +0000

Oppenheimer season is here, and for some reason we can't stop talking about it..

-Would you Rather have wheels for feet or springs for legs?

-Oppenheimer or Floppenheimer

-Oh no, the convienient store you work at is being robbed. The assalant is brandishing a firearm. Would you Rather call the police and hope for the best, give the robber money and let them escape, or try to be a hero and save the day?

Episode 156 Flip Phone or Google Glass

Thu, 13 Jul 2023 12:00:02 +0000

This week we go way way back to when the world was new, all the way back to the era of flip phones..

-Would you Rather spend a year on the ISS or a week with ISIS?

-Choose Your Own Daventure

-Would you Rather go back to using a flip phone or only use Google Glass?

Episode 155 Multiverse or No Multiverse

Thu, 06 Jul 2023 12:00:02 +0000

Finally someone had the courage to tell a story that involves a multiverse, and it's this podcast! Jump in, and open your mind..

-Would you Rather Have confetti come out of your mouth when you breathe or have small fireworks come out of your mouth when you sneeze?

-Hire or Fire

-Would you Rather find out there is definitely no such thing as a multiverse, or there is a multiverse and an elite council of every version of you, which you were not invited to join?

Episode 154 Olive Garden or Cracker Barrel

Thu, 29 Jun 2023 12:00:02 +0000

This week we're heading to the movies, for some unlimited breadsticks and biscuits..

-Would you Rather every time you orgasm, it gets 1% weaker or every time you orgasm it gets 10% stronger and longer?

-Test Your Metal

-Would you Rather make a movie based off of the restaurant Olive garden or off the restaurant cracker barrel?

Episode 153 Armor or Mascot

Thu, 22 Jun 2023 12:00:02 +0000

When you're here, you're family..

-Would you Rather wear a full suit of armor everyday or a full mascot costume everyday?

-Restaurant Trivia

-Would you Rather be a small time supervillain that only ever commits minor exceptionally annoying crimes,or be a famous supervillain but every crime you committed had to be bigger than the last one?

Episode 152 Twitter or WWF

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 12:00:02 +0000

Strap on your bib, its time to chow down on endangered and or nonexistant species, yum..

-Would you Rather eat the Twitter Bird or the World Wildlife Fund Panda?

-All or Nothing

-Would you Rather have the best day of your life tomorrow but each day is gradually worse until you die or have the worst day of your life and each day is gradually better until you die?

Episode 151 Eyeballs or Reverse Digestion

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 12:00:03 +0000

Episode 150 Swamp or Forest

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 12:00:02 +0000

This week the boys talking about sleep, what it would be like if we didn't need it, and what it would be like to do it outside...

Episode 149 Big Spoon or Little Spoon

Thu, 18 May 2023 12:00:02 +0000

This week we let Eric talk about the MCU and debated the finer points on spoon, join us wont you..

-Would you Rather be the big spoon or the little spoon?

-Would you Rather be able to revive any dead body by having sex with it or be able to cure any sick person by kissing them on the lips?

-Fast Food Trivia

-Would you Rather have to watch the entire mcu before watching a new marvel movie or show or only be able to watch each movie and show once and never again?

Episode 148 Nick Cannon or Elon Musk

Thu, 11 May 2023 12:00:01 +0000

In this episode we discuss two proud papas and which one we wish could've raised us into the competant young men we should have already become..

-Would you Rather have to play a full game of Monopoly every day for a month or have to run a full marathon every day for a month?

-Would you Rather get a Brazilian butt lift or inject Botox into your face?

-All or Nothing

-Would you Rather your dad be Elon Musk or Nick Cannon?

Episode 147 Wingsuit or Helicopter

Thu, 04 May 2023 12:00:02 +0000

Aliens, UwU, valcanos, and magic, this episode has it all...

-Would you Rather all humans be kept as pets for an agressive alien race or have the entire human population go extinct?

-Would you Rather have to use UwU speak whenever you talk, or have giant red squeaky clown shoes for feet?

-Harry Potter Trivia

-You're on top of a volcano that is about to erupt. There's a wingsuit and a helicopter without a pilot. Based on your current knowledge, which would you rather choose to try and escape in?

Episode 146 DMX or Jason Derulo

Thu, 27 Apr 2023 12:00:02 +0000

We're back, and this week we're getting down an dirty on eating food the size of a marble, barking like a dog at strangers, and so much more..

-Would you Rather have a stomach the size of a marble or only be a ble to eat foods smaller in size than a marble?

-Would you Rather have to greet everyone you meet with a dog bark like DMX or alwyas have to swing your name like Jason Derulo?

-Test your Metal: Metallica

-Would you Rather be naked and afraid, or on Deadliest catch?

Episode 145 Neil deGrasse Tyson or Gordon Ramsey

Thu, 20 Apr 2023 12:00:02 +0000

Alright foodies, this ones for you, pinecones, mummies, Gordon Ramsey!? Bone apple teeth...

-Would you Rather have to eat one pinecone or carry it in your back pocket for a year?

-Would you Rather eat a famous mummy or just a regular guy?

-Riverdale Trivia

-Would you Rather present a scientific report to Neil DeGrasse Tyson or prepare a meal for Gordon Ramsey?

Episode 144 Euphoria or Riverdale

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 12:00:02 +0000

We're going back to high school this week and also being attacked by bald eagles, what more could you ask for..

-Would you Rather be able to lucid dream at will or have no control but never have a bad dream again?

-Would you Rather be raised by a bald eagle or be attcked by one every year on your birthday until you die?

-All or Nothing

-Would you Rather be a student at Euphoria High School or Riverdale High School?

Episode 143 Bunny or Egg

Thu, 06 Apr 2023 12:00:02 +0000

The Easter bells are ringing as children laugh and hang their Easter stockings and wait for the bunny to arrive. It is Easter time..

-Would you Rather have your dream car or your dream house?

-Would you Rather 4 thin brittle legs or 1 large bulky leg coming straight out of your torso?

-Pokemon Trivia

-Would you Rather have to be the Easter bunny for a day at a mall or lay all of the eggs for an easter egg hunt?

Episode 142 COPS or Cheaters

Thu, 30 Mar 2023 12:00:02 +0000

This week we talk a lot about some old horror movies, like Ghost Ship, and Final Destination 3 again for some reason, wont you join us..

-Would you Rather get cut in half longways, or peeled layer by layer to the bone?

-Would you Rather sleep in a suitcase for a month or sleep in a tanning bed for a week?

-All or Nothing

-Would you Rather be on an episode of Cops, or an episode of Cheaters?

Episode 141 UFO or KFC

Thu, 23 Mar 2023 12:00:03 +0000

We're back, and we just as good as ever! Join us for a finger lickin' good time in Atlantic City New Jersey..

-Would you Rather the government declassifies all UFO related materials, or reveal the 11 herbs and spices of KFC?

-Would you Rather spend one week in space or one week in New Jersey?

-IASIP Trivia

-Would you Rather be a lady in the streets or a freak in the sheets?

Episode 140 Donkey or Ripstick

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 13:00:02 +0000

We're back, and we're gonna take you for a ride! How do you want to travel..

-Would you rather have to do all of your traveling by donkey or by a RipStik?

-Would you rather Live in a completely see through house in the middle of a busy city OR Live in a house that has no windows or any other ways to see in or out?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have a nickname you hate or have to give everyone you talk to a nickname and use it moving forawrd?

Episode 139 Clip Show or No Show II

Thu, 02 Mar 2023 13:00:02 +0000

The bad news, it's a clip show, the good news, we love you <3..

-Would you Rather get dissolved by acid or run over by a steamroller? (Ep. 123)

-Would you Rather leggo my Eggo, or hold on until I finish? (Ep. 111)

-Watch It or Live Stream It (Ep. 80)

-Would you Rather have everyone talk to you like you're a toddler, or talk to you in a sarcastic tone? (Ep. 75)

Episode 138 Cyborg or Animal-Human Hybrid

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 13:00:02 +0000

Aw shucks, it's time for another episode already..

-Would you rather be trapped in a romantic comedy with your enemies or trapped in a horror movie with your friends?

-Would you rather be a cyborg or an animal-human hybrid thing?

-Celebrity Trivia

-Would you rather say "Aw, shucks" after ever orgasim or after every compliment you recieve?

Episode 137 Embarassing Secret or 5000 Jelly Beans

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 13:00:02 +0000

I would eat 5000 jelly beans and I would eat 5000 more..

-Would you rather have the ability to bring items out from a TV, computer or phone screen into real life and use them
or have the ability to make copies of anything that is in front of you?

-Would you rather tell your most embarassing secret to the 10 people it would matter to most, or Eat 5000 liquorice jelly beans as fast as you can?

-M. Knight or Dark Knight

-Would you rather watch a magician die on stage or volunteer to go on stage with a magician who will make fun of you in front of the audience?

Episode 136 Slaughtered or Vegan

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 13:00:01 +0000

Carnivores are gonna love this one, so sit down with a juicy burger and get ready to delve into the unfortunate fate fo livestock in the meat processing industry..

-Would you rather sing your order at a drive thru window or hum your way through a 911 call?

-Be able to squirt water out of your fingers like your hand was a water gun or be able to cut anything with your index and middle finger like your fingers were scissors?

-Sopranos Trivia

-Would you rather have to watch all of your food be slaughtered before you eat it or be a vegan?

Episode 135 Adam Sandler or Seth Rogen

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 13:00:02 +0000

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-Would you rather Would you rather have Baby Shark stuck in your head or have your least favorite commercial tune stuck in your head?

-Would you rather crash a wedding or crash a sweet sixteen?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be in an Adam Sandler movie or a Seth Rogan movie?

Episode 134 Hulk Hogan or The Rock

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 13:00:01 +0000

Did I ever tell you kids about the time Hulkamania ran wild? Well the year was 2023...

-Would you rather fight Hulk Hogan or fight Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in their prime?

-Would you rather have the ability to morph the clothes you are wearing to fit any occasion at any given time or
have the ability to be the perfect temperature no matter how hot or cold it gets?

-How I Met your Mother Trivia

-Would you rather teach Mark Zuckerberg how to bag his own groceries or spend just one goddamn minute in the metaverse?

Episode 133 Saw or Final Destination

Thu, 19 Jan 2023 13:00:02 +0000

This is a an episode all about twisted horror, like Saw, and Final Destination, and geese..

-Would you rather live in a giant shoe or live in a giant peach?

-Would you rather sit on goose eggs until they hatch or have a Canadian goose as a roommate?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather die in a Saw movie or in a Final Destination movie?

Episode 132 Olives or Rocks

Thu, 12 Jan 2023 13:00:02 +0000

What's the deal with olives?..

-Would you rather eat 1000 olives or 5 small rocks?

-Would you rather be conjoined at the hip with your sibling or your pet?

-Seinfield Trivia

-Would you rather Work your dream job that you love, but it’s a 2 hour drive both ways each day or
work a job you absolutely hate, but it’s down the street from your house?

Episode 131 Wings or Jetpack

Thu, 05 Jan 2023 13:00:02 +0000

This week we swing past the McDonalds drive thru with a belly full of Pringles...

-Would you rather lifeguard a water slide or drive a school bus?

-Would you rather always have a chip on your shoulder or a belly full of pringles?

-Would you like Lies with that?

-Would you rather have wings or a jetpack?

Episode 130 Golf Ball or Denim

Thu, 29 Dec 2022 13:00:02 +0000

Hope you didn't like your skin, because it's time for new, better skin, chekc it out..

-Would you rather only be able to communicate by humming or by whistling?

-Would you rather smoke a brisket or smoke a yabba dabba doobie?

-SciFi or You Lie

-Would you rather have skin dimpled like a golf ball or have denim skin?

Episode 129 Christmas III

Thu, 22 Dec 2022 13:00:02 +0000

What are you doing reading this synopsis, it's Christmas morning! There's still time! You can make amends for what you've done!

Episode 128 Monkey Bars or Tightrope

Thu, 15 Dec 2022 13:00:02 +0000

Join us this week for an episode less than one third the length of Jimmy Cameron's new Avatar movie...

-Would you rather cross a ravine that is 100m across via monkey bars or walking on a tight rope?

-Would you rather eat a 4 inch circumference venomous spider or an equally venomous wasp?

-New York Jets Trivia

-You are stranded on an island with plenty of resources, Would you rather wait for an unlikely rescue or build a raft to escape?

Episode 127 13 Going on 30 or 17 Again

Thu, 08 Dec 2022 13:00:02 +0000

What would you do, if you had a chance to do it all over again, to be, 17, again..

-Would you rather have the first name Refrigerator or have the first name Dishwasher?

-Would you rather float like a butterfly or sting like a bee?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather experience the events of 13 going on 30 or 17 again?

Episode 126 Delorean or Phone Booth

Thu, 01 Dec 2022 13:00:02 +0000

To quote the great bard and poet Hue Lewis, "We are going to go back in time"..

-Would you rather be the front half a horse or the back half of a horse?

-Would you rather live in a constant state of de javu, or have everything you put in your mouth taste like blood?

-Simpsons Trivia

-Would you rather Travel through Time in a Delorean or travel through time in a phone booth?

Episode 125 Thanksgiving III

Wed, 23 Nov 2022 13:00:02 +0000

We call this one the moist maker, it's time for Thanksgiving Part III

Episode 124 NASCAR Driver or Horse Jockey

Thu, 17 Nov 2022 13:00:02 +0000

This week, we hit the road for some racin' come along..

-Would you rather 1 foot tall or 10 feet tall?

-Would you rather be able to see all the germs or have all bugs be dog size?

-Hired or Fired

-Would you rather be a horse jokey or a NASCAR driver?

Episode 123 Cheeto Dust or Mountain Dew

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 13:00:02 +0000

We're on a pretty brand heavy streak right now, so lets keep the party rollin'..

-Would you rather get disolved by acid or run over by a steam roller?

-Would you rather it snow cheeto dust or rain mountain dew?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather intern as a rodeo clown or as a puppeteer?

Episode 122 Nerf or Nothin'

Thu, 03 Nov 2022 12:00:02 +0000

Let this episode serve as a eulogy for our dear departed friend the McRib, we hate to see you go, but we love to watch you walk away..

-Would you rather Only be able to ride around in a horse-drawn chariot or only be able drive around in a kids battery powered electric car?

-Would you rather have a Juicy Fruit that keeps its flavor or nacho fries permanently at Taco Bell?

-Korn or Corn

-Would you rather have Nerf or Nothin'?

Episode 121 Halloween III

Thu, 27 Oct 2022 12:00:02 +0000

Happy Halloween you delicious little ghouls!

Episode 120 Shells or Floor Hole

Thu, 20 Oct 2022 12:00:02 +0000

This is where we would put a quote from Demolition Man, if we could remember anything about that movie other than those three dirty little shells...

-Would you rather Be able to rewatch a favorite movie like it was your first time watching it or be able to relive a favorite memory for the first time?

-Would you rather wipe after pooping with the three shells, or use a floor hole for poop?

-One Knee or Two Knees

-Would you rather see out of your nipples or your belly button is your mouth?

Episode 119 Lisa Frank or Jim Davis

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 12:00:02 +0000

This we give up some of the limited real estate of our bodies to two titans of art and culture...

-Would you rather have an extra weekend day or more hours in a day?

-Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have a tattoo made by Lisa Frank or Jim Davis?

Episode 118 Treehouse or Storage Unit

Thu, 06 Oct 2022 12:00:01 +0000

We're back this week, and we're in the doghouse... or should we say, tree house...

-Would you rather For a week, only be able to eat foods that start with the same first letter as your first name or starting with the first letter of your last name?

-Would you rather live in a treehouse or a storage unit?

-Race it or Taste

-Would you rather bail the Hamburgler out of jail or comfort Grimace in hospice care?

Episode 117 Clip Show or No Show

Thu, 29 Sep 2022 12:00:02 +0000

Here's a very special episode with FOUR questions! Are the new? Well.. no... but there is four of them..

-WYR have to retrieve all of your meals out of a pinata, or for one day be a human pinata? (Ep. 56)
-WYR drink Pepsi or Coke?(Ep 40)
-WYR have a one-night stand with Gollum from LOTR or Beetlejuice? (Ep. 64)
-WYR be a superhero or a supervillain? (Ep. 31)

Episode 116 Care Bears or Smurfs

Thu, 22 Sep 2022 12:00:02 +0000

Which one of your favorite childhood cartoons will we beat up this week? Listen to find out..

-Would you rather earn 1 dollar for every step you take or earn 1 dollar for every word you say?

-Would you rather lose a hot wing challenge or win a pie eating contest?

-Grow it or show it

-Would you rather fight the entire smurf village or fight the full collection of Care Bears?

Episode 115 Cap'n Crunch or Count Chocula

Thu, 15 Sep 2022 12:00:02 +0000

Start every morning with a balanced breakfast and two scoops of would you rather based questions...

-Would you rather go one year without your teeth or go one year without the internet?

-Would you rather decorate for a fancy wedding or clean up after a college frat party?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather get crunchitized by Cap'n Crunch or get sucked dry by Count Chocula?

Episode 114 Pyramid or Pyramid Scheme

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 12:00:02 +0000

One of our hosts this week isn't doing so hot, but you'll never guess which one...

-Would you rather always feel like your phone is ringing and it not be or never hear your phone ring again?

-Would you rather eat the same thing 3 meals a day for the rest of your life or eat whatever you want, but you have to eat a poop sandwich once a month?

-DIY or Hire a Guy

-Would you rather help build a pyramid or get involved in a pyramid scheme?

Episode 113 Hindenburg or Titanic

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 12:00:02 +0000

We discuss two vehicular based international tragedy, and drink garbage, enjoy..

-Would you rather have unbreakable skin or unbreakable bones?

-Would you rather chug two cups of trash juice or one gallon of milk, six months past the expiration date?

-SciFi or You Lie

-Would you rather Die on The Hindenburg or Die on the Titanic?

Episode 112 Predator or Predator

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 12:00:02 +0000

It's hunt or be hunted on this week's episode as we talking about the ferocious Predator, and the alien in the new Prey movie..

-Would you rather produce the drug cocaine or LSD?

-Would you rather never use a travel mug for hot beverages again, or only use travel mugs to consume all liquids(Restaurants included)?

-Build it or Destroy it

-Would you rather be hunted by The Predator or be on To Catch A Predator?

Episode 111 Leggo or Hold on

Thu, 18 Aug 2022 12:00:02 +0000

The eggo, it's in your hand, but what would it take, for you.. to just.. let go...

-Would you rather time travel 1 hour into the past every time you fart or have a .1 percent chance of blowing up the earth every time you poop?

-Would you rather leggo me eggo or hold on until I finish?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather Eat 20 Ice cubes in 90 seconds or forget everything you did in the past year?

Episode 110 Painful Death or Painless Death

Thu, 11 Aug 2022 12:00:02 +0000

Now, we know what you're thinking about that episode title, painless death or painful death, seems obvious you'd want to pick painless, however... we also did two other questions...

-Would you rather put together a 10,000 piece puzzle with no time limit or read a 1,000 page book in one weekend?

-Would you rather scream immediately after answering every phone call or right before you hang up?

-Read it or Weep

-Would you rather die a painful death that goes down in history, or die a painless death that everyone hates you for?

Episode 109 First Class or Economy

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 12:00:02 +0000

Your seat is now boarding for a one way trip into knowledge, about the post office, child birth, sneezing, and more...

-Would you rather Not be able to stop sneezing unless someone says “Bless you”, or not be able to leave a public restroom unless someone else enters?

-Would you rather help deliver a baby at an understaffed hospital or deliver a baby for the USPS?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather fly first class for the rest of your life for free with a 12% chance of crashing or fly regular priced economy for the rest of your life with 100% guarantee of never crashing?

Episode 108 Snickers or Skittles

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 12:00:04 +0000

Come with us, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination, as we debate, vein or no vein on our Snickers...

-Would you rather have a crazy stalker or ghost your entire family?

-Would you rather remove the vein from the Snickers Bar or add the toxins back into Skittles?

-Easy or Hard

-Would you rather be the mayor of a small town in peril or the mayor of New York City in a time of peace?

Episode 107 Oscar or Nobel Prize

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 12:00:03 +0000

This week we finally win an award...

-Would you rather be the first person to walk on Mars via a one-way trip or never travel to space?

-Would you rather get hogtied before bed every night, or get swaddled and sleep in a dresser drawer?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather win an Oscar or win a Nobel Prize?

Episode 106 Dead or Giuseppe

Thu, 14 Jul 2022 12:00:03 +0000

There's no real way to sugar coat this one, if your name is Giuseppe, we're sorry..

-Would you rather Wear winter clothes in the hottest place on Earth OR wear summer clothes in the coldest place on Earth?

-Would you rather be dead or be have the name Giuseppe?

-Possess or Possessed

-Would you rather your fly is always down or something is always stuck your teeth?

Episode 105 McDonald's or Burger King II

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 12:00:02 +0000

McDonald's vs Burger King, its the rematch of the century and you've got a front row seat to all the action...

-Would you rather have all colors inverrted or all tempretures inverted?(Ice cream would feel hot)

-Would you rather get framed for murder or work as a lawyer defending only guilty people?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather your piss smelled like McDonalds French Fries or your poop smells like a Burger King Whopper?

Episode 104 Dr. Suess or Star Trek

Thu, 30 Jun 2022 12:00:03 +0000

Can't believe it took 2 years to get here, but we finally figure out if we'd rather be a clock or a lamp...

-Would you rather be a clock or a lamp?

-Would you rather go down on Moses or let his people go?

-Ride it or Hide it

-Would you rather live in the world of Dr. Suess or the Star Trek Universe?

Episode 103 See No Evil, Hear No Evil, or Speak No Evil

Thu, 23 Jun 2022 12:00:03 +0000

This week we debate the concept of evil, and its role in our society...

-Would you rather be able to fly but be extremely afraid of heights or be able to teleport but only a foot at a time?

-Would you rather only eat KFC for a month or get hit in the stomach with a ballpeen hammer?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather see no evil, hear no evil, or speak no evil?

Episode 102 Quentin Tarantino or Tim Burton

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 12:00:03 +0000

Pack your bags, we're going to tinsel town to make our acting debuts...

-Would you rather be choked out or knocked out?

-Would you rather have a drink, a sandwich, a soup, or a dessert named after you?

-Cars or Porn

-Would you rather be the star of a Quentin Tarantino film or a Tim Burton film?

Episode 101 Open Marriage or Open Door

Thu, 09 Jun 2022 12:00:02 +0000

Ding dong ding dong! You know what that sound is, wedding bells are bonging and it's time to get married...

-Would you rather have rain on your wedding day or a free ride when you've already paid?

-Would you rather marry a clone of yourself or be single for the rest of your life?

-Baseline or Red Wine

-Would you rather have an open marriage or an open door policy at your house?

Episode 10 Run Fast or Jump High

Thu, 02 Jun 2022 12:00:02 +0000

Well, 10 episodes is no small feat, so here it is, our 10th episode!

-Would you rather run fast or jump high?

-Would you rather have pets that do not shed hair or no dust in your home?

-Poke it or Stroke it

-Would you rather get paid $5 every time you make someone laugh or $100 every time you make some one cry?

Episode 99 Jasmine or Cinderella

Thu, 26 May 2022 12:00:01 +0000

Join us on a lovely date in this episode, where we gorge on savory meats...

-Would you rather use a metal detector at the beach and swallow the first thing you find or have 10 people throw the item at you at full strength?

-Would you rather eat raw steak or have raw sex on the first date?

- All or Nothing

-Would you rather go on a magic carpet ride with jasmine, or go to a ball with Cinderella?

Episode 98 Ding Dong Ditch or Door to Door

Thu, 19 May 2022 16:15:02 +0000

Join us on a journey into some neighborhoods that we will not be welcomed back in to...

-Would you rather have the ability to see 5 seconds into the future or 5 seconds into the past?

-Would you rather play ding dong ditch in a bad neighborhood or sell porno magazines door to door in a rich neighborhood?

-Wheelbarrow or Giant Sparrow

-Would you rather do an escape room alone or with a group toddlers?

Episode 97 Ninja Warrior or Wipe Out

Thu, 12 May 2022 12:00:02 +0000

Today we're competing on a physical challenge TV show, but which will we choose...

-Would you rather never use an umbrella again or never use sunscreen again?

-Would you rather be a jack of all trades or be the best at everything but jack off on the train?

-Scifi or You Lie

-Would you rather compete on Ninja Warrior or compete on Wipe Out?

Episode 96 Star Wars Special

Thu, 05 May 2022 12:00:02 +0000

It's Star Wars time baby! Time for Star Wars!

Episode 95 Nicolas Cage or No Nicolas Cage

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 12:00:02 +0000

In today's episode we ask, could you handle the unbearable weight of massive talent?

-Would you rather eat your favorite DVD in 10 minutes or eat 100 tissues in 20 minutes?

-Would you rather poop your pants every time you fall asleep or pee your pants every time someone talks to you?

-Mascot or Ascot

-Would you rather every movie star Nicolas Cage or no movies star Nicolas Cage?

Episode 94 Professor X or Magneto

Thu, 21 Apr 2022 12:00:03 +0000

Today we're talking X-Men, and possibly killing one or more of them, check it out...

-Would you rather never die or die right now?

-Would you rather push Professor X down a tall spiral staircase or give Magneto a cat scan?

-Shequel or Squeakquel

-Would you rather write your own autobiography or have a professional writer put together your story using only existing photos of you?

Episode 93 Bless this Mess or Live Laugh Love

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 12:00:02 +0000

The title says it all this week, if you can't figure this out, I don't know what to tell you...

-Would you rather have to pay for everything with cash or have every purchase delivered?

-Would you rather marry an ogre for 2 years or a troll for 5 years?

-All or Nothing Cereal

-Would you rather Bless this Mess or Live, Laugh, Love?

Episode 92 Pokemon or Superhero

Thu, 07 Apr 2022 12:00:02 +0000

Its every nerds dream, Pokémon, Superheroes, and being attached at the lips with someone you love...

-Would you rather be joined at the hip with someone you hate or joined at the lips with someone you love?

-Would you rather always have the feeling of a hair on your tongue or always have a hole in the heels of your socks?

-Deal or No Deal

-Would you rather Pokémon be real or Superheroes be real?

Episode 91 Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 12:00:02 +0000

It's time to talk about our favorite crypto, cryptozoological...

-Would you rather hangout with a famous athlete or go on a date with a famous comic?

-Would you rather discover the Loch Ness Monster or Sasquatch?

-All or Nothing for Dummies

-Your life is in danger unless you can succeed in a round of hide and seek. Would you rather hide inside an Ikea or a Home Depot? *You must last 1 hour

Episode 90 Whale or Bank

Thu, 24 Mar 2022 12:00:02 +0000

This week talk about sperm, I'd advice discretion, but at this point, you know...

-Would you rather be a goalie in a soccer game or a hockey game?

-Would you rather spend an hour inside a sperm whale or a week inside a sperm bank?

-Hand off or Toss

-Would you rather the afterlife be traditional heaven/hell or be the supernatural ghost type world?

Episode 89 World Hunger or Global Warming

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 12:00:03 +0000

Finally after all these months, someone puts our skills to use to solve a real problem...

-Would you rather be a host on SNL or get a year supply of hostess cupcakes?

-Would you rather have teeth the size of piano keys or a tongue the size of a surfboard?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather Solve world hunger or save global warming?

Episode 88 Michelangelo or Michelangelo

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 13:00:03 +0000

In this one they talk about the Batman pizza, come on in...

-Would you rather be burned alive or pureed to death?

-Would you rather eat at a hypothetical Chef Boyardee restaurant or eat the Pillsbury dough boy's bakery?

-Attend or Pretend

-Would you rather paint a chapel with Michelangelo the ninja turtle, or fight off ninjas with Michelangelo the painter?

Episode 87 Click or Adam Sandler

Thu, 03 Mar 2022 13:00:03 +0000

Come, you look weary, sit, rest awhile by our fire, here are some silly jokes to ease your tired soul...

-Would you rather lick a telephone pole in the winter or lick a fire hydrant in a dog park?

-Would you rather have to do all communication through an etch e sketch or through a calculator?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have the remote from Click or be Adam Sandler?

Episode 86 Lottery or Bitcoin

Thu, 24 Feb 2022 13:00:03 +0000

This week we talk about bitcoin, be impressed by all the stuff we know about it, we're smart, and hip...

-Would you rather win the lottery or receive one free Bitcoin?

-Would you rather have uncontrollable nose hair, or controllable eye hair?

-Sit on it or jump on it

-Would you rather be in a no name band playing music that you love, or in a wildly popular kids band?

Episode 85 Hunt or Be Hunted

Thu, 17 Feb 2022 13:00:03 +0000

Today we go after the most dangerous game, each other...

-You have to give up one of your senses, would you rather lose your sense of smell, taste, sight, hearing, or touch?

-Would you rather have been the first person to climb mount Everest or the first person to land on the moon?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be hunted by humans, or hunt humans?

Episode 84 Tupac or Jesus

Thu, 10 Feb 2022 13:00:03 +0000

Join us for an adventure into the magical world of Monsters Inc. also, Jesus stops by...

-Would you rather would you rather save Tupac's life or meet Jesus for 2 hours?

-Would you rather explore the inside of a pyramid or scuba dive in the Titanic?

-One Handed or Two Handed

-You are a monster at Monsters Inc. at risk of losing your job, you must be the top employee to keep your job. Would you rather have to scare kids for power or make them laugh?

Episode 83 Hell's Kitchen or Chopped

Thu, 03 Feb 2022 13:00:03 +0000

We've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more questions...

-Would you rather be on Hell's Kitchen or Chopped?

-Would you rather swallow a mouthful of ticks or a mouthful of tacks?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather drive a bus full of screaming children for 10 hours straight or drive across the entire U.S never leaving your car except to fuel?

Episode 82 101 Dalmatians or Air Bud

Thu, 27 Jan 2022 13:00:03 +0000

No dogs we're harmed in the making of this episode, but we definitely think about it...

-Would you rather start your own restaurant or create a new product?

-Would you rather have the perfect weekend getaway or an uneventful 2 week long vacation?

-Push it or Pull it

-Would you rather own 101 Dalmatians, or kill air bud in his prime?

Episode 81 GUTS or Hidden Temple

Thu, 20 Jan 2022 13:00:03 +0000

90's kids are gonna love this one...

-Would you rather not be able to feel surprised ever again or not be able to feel excited ever again?

-Would you rather have to use a doll sized toothbrush to brush your teeth, or use a 5 ft tall toilet to pee and poop?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be on Nickelodeon GUTS or be on Legend of the Hidden Temple?

Episode 80 Party Clown or Roller Rink DJ

Thu, 13 Jan 2022 13:00:02 +0000

Title says it, clown or roller rink DJ, America finally decides!!

-Would you rather have a career as a party clown or a roller rink dj?

-Would you rather have toddler strength telekinesis or have super good luck but you aren't allowed to gamble?

-Watch it or live stream it?

-Would you rather revive the career of one child actor or undo the allegations of one me-too-ed celebrity?

Episode 79 Buffalo Wings or Buffalo Sauce

Thu, 06 Jan 2022 13:00:02 +0000

Lets start this new year off a little... spicy...

-Would you rather be immune to all bacteria or immune to other people people's bullshit?

-Would you rather eat only buffalo wings for the rest of your life, or drink only buffalo sauce for the rest of your life?

-All or Nothing

-You have been called onto the stage by an amateur magician to help with their next act, would you rather assist by throwing knives at a woman on a spinning wheel, saw a box in half with a woman inside, or catch a bullet in your teeth?

Episode 78 Red Pill or Blue Pill

Thu, 30 Dec 2021 13:00:03 +0000

It's finally time... to go back to the Matrix!

-Would you rather bite the head off a bat or switch bodies with Ozzie Osbourne?

-Would you rather masturbate in front of a live studio audience or have sex on national tv? There would be no recording of the masturbations)

-Rat Pack or Snack Pack

-Would you rather take the red pill or the blue bill?

Episode 77 Christmas II

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 13:00:02 +0000

Blessings to you and yours, from our hearts to your hearths, it is Christmas.

Episode 76 Lost or Spy Kids 2

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 13:00:02 +0000

This week, we take a trip down memory lane, sample some exotic beverages, and embark on an island vacation!

-Would you rather retake your senior photos or redo your prom experience?

-Would you rather stare at the sun for 2 minutes straight or drink a whole 2 liter of crystal pepsi?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be stranded on the island from Lost or the Island from Spy Kids 2?

Episode 75 Baby Talk or Sarcasm

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 13:00:02 +0000

75 episodes, truly a milestone worth celebrating, if you remember the episode number, which we did not...

-Would you rather not be able to stand for a week or not be able to sit or lay down for 24 hours?

-Would you rather never use a bad word again, or have to shout a bad word at every child you encounter?

-All or Nothing?

-Would you rather everyone talk to you like you’re a toddler, or talk to you in a sarcastic tone?

Episode 74 Cult or Religion

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 13:00:02 +0000

This is a wild one, there's murder, amputation, and organized religion, its pretty full...

-Would you rather be in a fight to the death with Big Bird or Elmo?

-Would you rather lose 2 random fingers off of each hand or lose an entire hand (of your choice)?"

-Stomp it or Chomp it?

-Would you rather be the founder of an infamous cult, or the ender of a major religion?

Episode 73 Thanksgiving II

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 13:00:04 +0000

Take off that belt and unbutton your pants, it's time to gorge yourself on cooked meats and brown food...

-Would you rather have a delicious thanksgiving dinner with total strangers, or a disgusting thanksgiving dinner with family?

-Would you rather eat your weight in turkey in under 24 hours or kill a turkey the same size as you with your bare hands?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather eat a thanksgiving dinner made entirely of gas station food or prepare an entire thanksgiving meal from scratch using supplies from a college dorm room?

Episode 72 Papa John or the Noid

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 13:00:02 +0000

None of our episodes are really, FOR kids, but this week in particular, maybe leave the kiddos at home, unless you've had "the talk"...

-Would you rather share taste buds with your s/o or share a bathroom hole?

-Would you rather be reborn as an amphibian or reborn as a senator?

-Spit or Swallow

-Would you rather make love to Papa John, or get FUCKED by the Noid?

Episode 71 Clifford or Garfield

Thu, 11 Nov 2021 13:00:14 +0000

This episode is full of nostalgic magic, Disney, cartoon pets, Toy Story, and digging a really big grave!

-Would you rather only be able to chew on one side of your mouth or only be able to breath out of one side of your nose?

-Would your rather live inside the its a small world attraction at Disney world for a month or ride the slinky dog dash roller coaster for 48 hours straight?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather own Clifford the Big Red Dog, or Garfield the Cat?

Episode 70 Zoo or Museum

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 12:00:07 +0000

Please enjoy us for a night of high society, culture, arts, and entertainment won't you...

-Would you rather have to swim 20 km, or sprint 5 km?

-Would your rather cum a little bit every time you farted, or fart a lot every time you cum?

-Discount or miscount

-Would you rather go to a zoo and be allowed to feed the animals, or go to a museum and be allowed to touch the artwork?

Episode 69 A Very Nice Halloween

Thu, 28 Oct 2021 12:00:04 +0000

You know what time its is folks, Happy Halloween!

-Would you rather work part time as an actor in a haunted house forever or watch an awful low budget horror movie every night for a year?

-Would your rather be a ghost or a vampire?

-Trick or Treat

-Would you rather never celebrate Halloween again or have to wear a costume and trick or treat ever year for the rest of your life?

Episode 68 Mall or Apartment Building

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 21:15:11 +0000

It's time to back to the movies! Join us as we see a movie about, space, or the desert maybe? We're not sure...

-Would you rather communicate only in emojis or eat your whole cell phone?

-Would you rather take away women's rights or never play video games again?

-Copyright Free Costumes

-In a Post-apocalypse world, would you rather live in an abandoned mall or live in an abandoned apartment building?

Episode 67 Instagram or Tik Tok

Thu, 14 Oct 2021 12:00:09 +0000

Dying, being abducted by aliens, posting a Tik Tok!? This episode truly is full of macabre horrors...

-Would you rather be Instagram famous or Tik Tok Famous?

-Would you rather have an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii or die under a bridge?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be abducted by aliens and taken away from earth forever, or abducted by aliens and returned because they didn’t like you?

Episode 66 Jason Bourne or Pinocchio

Thu, 07 Oct 2021 12:00:14 +0000

This week we pay respect to hard working officers of the law, and prison guards, and puppets.

-Would you rather be a mall cop or a prison guard?

-Would you rather punch a 2 year old and nobody knows, or not punch a 2 year old but everyone thinks you did?

-Solid or Liquid

-Would you rather Live out the plot of Jason Bourne or the plot of Pinocchio?

Episode 65 Simp or Pimp

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 12:00:04 +0000

Today we explore the culturally relevant universe of.. Duck Dynasty? Alright, why not...

-Would you rather eat all the leaves off of a large tree or have to rake your yard every week for a year?

-Would you rather be a poor simp or a rich pimp?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be the host of a children's show or be a guest on duck dynasty?

Episode 64 Gollum or Beetlejuice

Thu, 23 Sep 2021 12:00:03 +0000

Make my millennium!

-Would you rather never smile for a picture again or never laugh at someone else's joke again?

-Would you rather have a one-night stand with Gollum from LOTR or Beetlejuice?

-Sloppy or clean?

-Would you rather have all computer cables come alive as snakes or have all wheels gain the ability to feel pain and scream?

Episode 63 Casino Heist or Ask for Money

Thu, 16 Sep 2021 12:00:19 +0000

I'm in..

-Would you rather always be overdressed or always be underdressed?

-Would you rather always be perfectly rested but late or never rested but perfectly on time?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have to plan and attempt and elaborate casino heist, or ask every person you encounter for money?

Episode 62 Prehistoric or Middle Ages

Thu, 09 Sep 2021 12:00:14 +0000

Where we're going this week, we don't need roads! Join us as we go back.... in TIME!!

-Would you rather never answer a phone call again or never dial a phone call again?

-Would you rather eat one whole carolina reaper pepper every week for a year or drink the blood of one man from north carolina?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be alive during the prehistoric era or during the middle ages?

Episode 61 Live in the 90's or 2000's

Thu, 02 Sep 2021 12:00:19 +0000

Nothing like a blast from the past to remind us of our aging, failing bodies...

-Would you rather have HGTV renovate your house or win a YMCA dream house?

-Would you rather have 10x your intelligence or 10x your strength?

-Bumpy or Smooth

-At your current age, Would you rather relive the 90's or the 2000's?

Episode 60 One Hit Wonder or One Hit Movie

Thu, 26 Aug 2021 12:00:14 +0000

This week is all about how doers get more done...

-Would you rather be in a one hit wonder band or star in one hit movie?

-Would you rather roll your ankle every 1,000 steps or be forced to do 10 jumping jacks every 100 steps?

-Crack it or Smack it?

-Would you rather work until your 65 with a modest retirement fund, or get enough money to retire today, but it's all on a Home Depot Gift Card?

Episode 59 Legumes or Mushrooms

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 12:00:09 +0000

Hope you're hungry, this episode is brought to you by the American Peanut Council...

-Would you rather be trapped in a babies body for the rest of your life, or age 1 year every month?

-Would you rather undergo light surgery without anesthesia or pain meds, or perform light surgery on yourself without feeling any pain?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather only be able to eat legumes or only be able to eat mushrooms?

Episode 58 Fallout or Halo

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 12:00:10 +0000

Pop on your GUNNAR Blue Light Protective Glasses, cuz this one is for the real gamers!

-Would you rather have to use a rock climbing wall in place of walking or floor is lava in place of walking?

-Would you rather never wear shoes again or never wear a shirt again?

-Real or Fake

-Would you rather live in a real version of halo or a real version of fall out?

Episode 57 Chuck E Cheese or a Dry Wedding

Thu, 05 Aug 2021 12:00:02 +0000

This week is all about weddings and marriage for some reason, will you do us the honor of making us the happiest podcast in the world? Just say yes!

-Would you rather find out you were adopted or find out you married your half sibling

-Would you rather have to propose to your s.o. with a ring pop or receive ringworm from your significant other?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have the Chuck E Cheese band play at your wedding, or you pick the band but the wedding is dry?

Episode 56 Nickelodeon Slime or Punk'd

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 12:00:07 +0000

Do you guys remember slime? Like from Nickelodeon? We sure hope so, or this isn't gonna make a lot of sense...

-Your girlfriend and your mom have switched bodies, you have to have sex with one of them to change them back, who would you rather choose?

-Would you rather have to retrieve all of your meals out of a piñata or for one day be a human piñata?

-Stack it or Pack it

-Would you rather get slimed on Nickelodeon or get Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher?

Episode 55 Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 12:00:11 +0000

We throw our hats into the new space race by picking a fist fight with rich people...

-Would you rather have all your food deep fried or all your food blended?

-Would you rather be attacked by 20 rabies infested raccoons or be attacked by 5 large Rottweilers?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather fight Elon musk or Jeff Bezos?

Episode 54 No Dogs or Only Dogs

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 12:00:05 +0000

Well it's all right there in the title, all dogs or no dogs, can't get much clearer than that...

-Would you rather have bad dandruff or bad acne?

-Would you rather live in a world without dogs or a world of only dogs?

-Take it or Leave it

-Would you rather live in a video game world of your choosing? Or have an item/character from a video game in the real world?

Episode 53 Price is Right or Family Feud

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 12:00:17 +0000

If you're looking for a debate podcast that's funny and thought provoking, come on down! You're on Would you Rather with Eric and Dave!

-Would you rather get stung by 100 bees at one time (No death), or get stung by one bee every day for a year?

-Would you rather find out a loved one has passed away or find out they were a mass murderer?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be on price is right or family feud?

Episode 52 One Year

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 12:00:11 +0000

We did it! One whole year of episodes! It's all down hill from here...

-Would you rather have night vision or be able to breath under water?

-Would you rather have an arch nemesis, or no friends?

-DIY or Hire a Guy

-A trip down memory lane!

Episode 51 Mario or Sonic

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 12:00:20 +0000

51 is the alien number.

-Would you rather always have a poker face, or always be smiling?

-Would you rather be in the middle of a human centipede or choose three friends to be in a human centipede?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather capture and kill Mario or Sonic the Hedgehog?

Episode 50 Ladies Night

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 12:25:16 +0000

Thank you guys so much for 50 episodes! To celebrate we dove into some questions that required a little outside help...

-Would you rather always haver perfect hair or always have perfect make up?

-Would you rather always have to wear stiletto's or have obnoxiously long nails?

-Gender Bender

-Would you rather give birth on a hot air balloon or on a canoe in the middle of the ocean?

Episode 49 Poop or Farts

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 12:00:03 +0000

God is dead, and this is the episode that killed him...

I'm not even gonna list the questions this week, they're all about bathroom business, enjoy!

Episode 48 Living Ad or Everything is an Ad

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 12:15:17 +0000

This week we try something new, by talking about brands...

-Would you rather sleep without a pillow or without a blanket?

-Would you rather only brush your teeth once a week or only wash your hands once a day?

-Hang it or Spank it

-Would you rather be a living ad (constantly bring up brands in conversations for no reason) or have everything else be an ad? (ads appear in the sky or on walls etc.)?

Episode 47 Summer Kickoff Special

Thu, 27 May 2021 12:00:15 +0000

ITS OFFICIALLY SUMMER! Kind of, technically, not yet, but here we are... It's our Summer Kickoff Special!

-Would you rather only ever wear shorts, or never wear shorts again?

-Would you rather never grill again, or every time you grill you also have to cook an article of your clothing?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather read minds or be able to talk to animals?

Episode 46 Doctor or Wizard

Thu, 20 May 2021 12:00:15 +0000

Hope you're not eating, cuz this one, has some potty talk folks!

-Would you rather run a marathon in under 24 hours, or kayak at any pace for 12 straight hours?

-Would you rather have total control over your bowel movements, or get paid $100 every time you have a messy poop?

-Rent or Buy

-Would you rather graduate at the top of your class from a prestigious medical school, or flunk out of Hogwarts?

Episode 45 Medieval Battle or D-Day

Thu, 13 May 2021 12:00:10 +0000

This week Eric becomes trapped in an unescapable hell dimension, and the only way out is to download this episode and share the show with a friend.

-Would you rather your clothes never get wrinkly, or your skin never get wrinkly?

-A delightful romp from the Witch of Would you Rather

-Trick or Tweet

-Would you rather fight in a medieval battle or storm the beaches of Normandy on D-day?

Episode 44 Mosquitos or Spiders

Fri, 07 May 2021 12:00:18 +0000

Episode 44, listen please, and thank you.

-Would you rather there be no more mosquitos, or no more spiders?

-Would you rather never have to do your taxes again, or never have to go to the BMV again?

-Prey or Pray

-Would you rather Earth be the most intelligent life in the universe, the least intelligent life in the universe, or the only intelligent life in the universe?

Episode 43 Widow or Divorcee

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 12:00:09 +0000

This week the boys take a deep dive, and leave their morals behind...

-Would you rather always have to slam doors, or never hold a door open for someone else again?

-Would you rather live in a world with no drive throughs, or no drive-bys?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be a widow or a divorcée?

Episode 42 Magic Show or Game Show

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 12:00:02 +0000

It's fast food a plenty in this episode which admittedly is a change of pace for us...

-Would you rather go to a magic show or be in the audience of a game show?

-Would you rather only cook in the microwave for a week or only eat fast food for a week?

-Love it or List it

-Would you rather experience the events of the movie Halloween, Independence Day, or Groundhog Day?

Episode 41 Dig Your Own Grave or Plan Your Own Rave

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 12:00:17 +0000

Spring is in the air, and so are some questions.

-Would you rather..... (This question gets very complicated, but its basically about picking your nose)

-Would you rather dig your own grave or plan your own rave?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather have your own personal chef, or personal handyman?

Episode 40 Coke or Pepsi

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 12:00:14 +0000

40 is the new 30, join us this week to celebrate our podcast's triumphant 40th episode! Here's to at least dozens more!

-Would you rather have a Coke or a Pepsi?

-Would you rather have a head the size of a watermelon or a size of a grapefruit?

-Hot or Not?

-Would you rather have to post everything you do social media, or post whenever you want but you in a feud with a celebrity?

Episode 39 McDonald's or Burger King

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 12:00:20 +0000

We finally weigh in on the debate shaping our nation, McDonald's, or Burger King

-Would you rather be trapped in a romantic comedy with your enemies forever or trapped in a horror movie with the characters from the last movie or tv show that you watched forever?

-Would you rather live in a McDonald's Play Place or die in a Burger King Bathroom?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather never see your self again, or have everyone's face be completely blank forever?

Episode 38 Godzilla or King Kong

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 12:05:17 +0000

This week we finally go corporate, only the corporation doesn't know it yet..

-Would you rather be trapped in Candyland, Monopoly, or Chutes and Ladders?

-Would you rather have a termite infestation or a bed bug infestation?

-Thick or Thin

-Would you rather bet on Godzilla or King Kong?

Episode 37 Candy House or Oompa Loompas

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 12:00:14 +0000

Things get sinfully sweet in this episode as we answer...

-Would you rather never go out to eat again, or survive on nothing but Bloomin' Onions for a whole week?

-Would you rather be the best player at a sport but never win a championship, or ride the bench and win it all?

-Mascot or Ascot?

-Would you rather live in a house made of candy, or a every time you make a mistake you learn your lesson via Oompa Loompa?

Episode 36 Rainforest or Rainforest Cafe

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 13:00:03 +0000

Food, bathroom business, and murder!?

-Would you rather spend the night in the Rainforest, or a month in a Rainforest Cafe?

-Would you rather have to loudly announce when you're going to fart, or pee your pants everyday at the worst possible time?

-High or Low

-A loved one has been brutally murdered, would you rather crime be solved by Mystery Inc., Sherlock Holmes, or Inspector Gadget?

Episode 35 Thwomp, Hammer Bro, or Cheep Cheep

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 13:00:19 +0000

Choices will be made, questions will be answered, cows will be harmed...

-Would you rather be crushed by a Thwomp, pelted by a Hammer Bro, or swallowed by a Cheep Cheep?

-Would you rather kill a cow with the intelligence of a man or a man with the intelligence of a cow?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather gain all the knowledge of a book by touching it, or perform any physical skill by watching it?

Episode 34 Go to a Wedding or Go to a Funeral

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 13:00:14 +0000

It is Thursday

-Would you rather kill an unarmed assailant with a tooth pick, a spoon, or a sock?

-Would you rather go left where nothing is right, or right where nothing is left?

-On or Off

-Would you rather go to a wedding every weekend, or a funeral every weekend?

Episode 33 Cough or Sneeze

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 13:00:17 +0000

Questions will be asked, questions will be answered, this week, on WYRWED!

-Would you rather Sneeze everyday, or cough everyday forever?

-Would you rather always be drenched in sweat or always drenched in cooking oil?

-SciFi or you Lie

-Would you rather never age physically or never age mentally?

Episode 32 Genius or Idiot

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 13:00:20 +0000

Today the boys flex the sexiest muscle, the brain...

-Would your rather have an ultra rare disease and be famous for it or cure a very obscure disease and get no publicity what so ever?

-Would you rather not be able to do math or not be able to read?

-Hit it or Quit it

-Would you rather be a genius and everyone thinks you're an idiot or an idiot and everyone thinks your a genius?

Episode 31 Superhero or Supervillain

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 13:00:07 +0000

The boys show their dark side and dabble in a little reality TV

-Would you rather be a contestant on the Bachelorette or Survivor?

-Would you rather only eat with chop sticks or your bare hands?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be a superhero or a supervillain?

Episode 30 Bungee Jump or Swim with Sharks

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 13:30:10 +0000

This week the boys find themselves in a dilly of a pickle...

-Would you rather bungee jump off a sky scrapper or swim with sharks?

-Would you rather scrape all the gum off of every table you sit at, or chew one piece of gum off the floor of the bus?

-A game of Sink or Swim

-Would you rather give a college lecture on a subject you have no knowledge on or accidentally show porn at a family gathering?

Episode 29 Locked Up or Whacked Off

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 16:05:02 +0000

This week the boys keep rolling into 2021 and decided to lighten the mood by answering some questions and playing some games

-Would you rather live in a tiny house or a house where someone has been brutally murdered?

-Would you rather experience a Night at the Museum or a Jurassic Park?

-All or Nothing

-Would you rather be on the run from the police or the mafia?

Episode 28 Kill Tom or Kill Jerry

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 16:05:11 +0000

Come, rest your tired bones by our campfire and eat of our food, while we answer age old "would you rather" questions.

-Would you rather help Tom kill Jerry, or help Jerry Kill Tom?

-Would you rather get an electric shock every time you touched something electronic or a rash every time you touched something natural?

-Deal or No Deal?

-Would you rather explore deep space, the deep ocean, or a deep dish pizza?

Episode 27 Burnt Food or Leftovers

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 16:05:06 +0000

The new year has arrived and with it comes three "Would you rather questions" and a game! Check it out and tell your friends!!

-Only eat burnt food or other people's leftovers?

-Remember anything or forget anything?

-All or Nothing

-Whenever you're right get a splitting headache or whenever you're wrong get a nosebleed?

Episode 26 Where you Die, When you Die, or How you Die

Tue, 29 Dec 2020 16:05:14 +0000

Our last show of 2020! Thanks to everyone for your support and your downloads, as we fight til the bitter end of this year, here's to 2021! Happy New Year!

-Would you rather be a bird or a fish?

-Would you rather always have wet socks, or kill every player on the White Sox?

-Scratch or Sniff?

-Would you rather know where you die, when you die, or how you die?

Episode 25 Christmas Special

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 16:05:12 +0000

It's our Christmas Special! Put on your sweater, pour some hot coco, and unwrap some questions!

Episode 24 Horror, Comedy, or Action Moive

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 16:05:09 +0000

This week the fellas get down and dirty with some soul searching questions

-Would you rather only drink warm liquids or always pee cold?

-Would you rather have no sex drive, or only be able to drive a car while having sex?

-Sweet or Spicy

-Would you rather be the main star of a horror movie, comedy movie, or action movie?

Episode 23 Power Rangers or Ninja Turtles

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 16:15:13 +0000

90's kids are gonna love this one!

-Would you rather be a Power Ranger or a Ninja Turtle?

-Would you rather have moose antlers or porcupine quills?

-All or Nothing Amazon Edition

-Would you rather speak only in rhymes or the rest of the world speaks only in riddles?

Episode 22 A Gross of Eggs or One Gross Egg

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 16:05:02 +0000

It's an at home edition of Would you Rather, and this week we've got some real doozies!

-Would you rather never be able to close a public bathroom stall door, or permanently remove the side windows from your car?

-Eat a gross of eggs in a week or a gross egg in ten seconds?

-New or Used

-Would you rather do every common drug at least once or live completely sober the rest of your life, including coffee?

Email the show at WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave@Gmail.com

Episode 21 Thanksgiving Special

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 16:05:11 +0000

Unhinge your jaw and let this episode in, it's Thanksgiving! So thanks!

Episode 20 Rock Paper Scissors or Hide and Seek

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 16:05:02 +0000

Live in the moment, let your hair down, be free and let your mind slip into a podcast, this one, this episode.

-Fan Mail!

-WYR settle all arguments with Rock Paper Scissors, or Hide and Seek?

-WYR only buy name brand, or only buy knock offs?

-All or Nothing!?

-WYR live in a house with 5 foot ceilings, or never make more than minimum wage?

Episode 19 Never Shave or Completely Hairless

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 16:05:05 +0000

These week our two wascally wabbits make some hard choices, and play a game!

-Would you rather have to live at the local arcade or the local pool?

-Would you rather drink a glass of olive oil with dinner every night, or have permanent dry mouth?

-Sci Fi or you Lie!

-Would you rather never shave again, or be completely hairless?

Episode 18 Sexy Post Election Special

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 16:05:07 +0000

We didn't plan on making such a sexy episode, but the questions didn't leave us much of a choice!

-Give off a low humming after every orgasm, or glow when you have impure thought?

-Say choo choo every time you start walking or cough whenever you start talking?

-Fast or Slow

-Walk in on your parents having sex, or have them walk in on you?

Episode 17 Halloween Special

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 15:05:15 +0000

IT'S HALOWEEN! GET SPOOKY!

Episode 16 Zombie Apocalypse or Alien Invasion

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 15:05:11 +0000

This week, two gentlemen, one named Eric, and another named Dave, answer the following questions...

-Would you rather eat out of a waffle cone for a year or traffic cone for a month?

-Rob a bank once or slap a cop twice?

-Scifi or You Lie

-Live in an Alien invasion, or Zombie apocalypse?

Episode 15 Mauled by a Bear or Bare all to the Mall

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 15:05:12 +0000

This week the the boys throw out the script and get loose with some questions...

-Never use your phone again, or all your phone activity is public?

-Only eat what you grow or only eat what you hunt?

-Long or Short

-Would you rather be mauled by a bear or bare all at the mall?

Episode 14 Never Feel Physical Pain or Never Feel Emotional Pain

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 15:05:15 +0000

This week our two heroes get down and dirty and straight to the bottom of some "Would you Rather" questions...

-Never feel physical pain or never feel emotional pain?

-Only get around on a pogo stick only get around by jumping rope?

-SciFi or You Lie

-Live in your favorite fictional universe or it never exists?

Episode 13 Go to the Past or Go to the Future

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 15:05:02 +0000

This week Eric and Dave shake things up by answering "Would you rather" questions...

-Would you rather get sent 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?

-Eric get's to build his dream superhero team

-Tight or Loose?

-Drinking from a flask or drinking from a spray bottle?

Episode 12 Have a Magic Lamp or a Crystal Ball

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 15:05:15 +0000

Come on in, sit right down, and baby let your hair hang down, while you listen to these two gentleman discuss...

-Would you rather have a magic lamp, or crystal ball?
-Never have to shower, or never have to make potty?
-Leave it in? Or Take it out?
-Only watch new movies, or old movies?

Email question to WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave@Gmail.com

Episode 11 No Video Games or No TV

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 15:05:08 +0000

Close your eyes, sit back, and let your mind wonder to a tropical paradise, or maybe a foreign city?

-Stuck on a deserted island or a foreign city?
-Never play video games again or never watch TV?
-Sci Fi or You Lie!
-Sneeze every time you make eye contact or fart every time someone touches you?

Episode 100: The 100th Episode Spectacular!

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 15:05:19 +0000

It's finally here! 100 episodes in the books! Join us for a celebration, a look back, and even a look ahead!

From the bottom of our hearts, thank you guys for listening and supporting us for 100 episodes, and here's
to 100 more!

Episode 9 No Breakfast or No Dessert

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 15:05:15 +0000

This week, 2 middle class suburban males discuss their answers to the fallowing questions

-Would you rather have no teeth, or no sense of taste?
-Would you rather have mops for hands or mops for feet?
-Play a round of pocket or socket
-and Would you rather never have breakfast or never have dessert?

Episode 8 Eat Bugs or Be Eaten by Bugs

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 15:05:09 +0000

This week the boys finally answer the burning questions that America is too scared to face

-Would you rather be trapped in a broken elevator or a broken marriage?
-Wear the same clothes for a year or never wear the same clothes again?
-Ride it or Hide it?
-Eat nothing but bugs, or be eaten by bugs?

Episode 7 Elephant Trunk or Giraffe Neck

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 15:05:05 +0000

This week the boys stop being polite, and start being real

-Would you rather have an elephant's trunk or a giraffe's neck?
-Have your childhood memories erased or never be able to have kids
-Posses or Possessed?
-Would you rather fight 100,000 ants, 8 squirrels, or 1 raccoon?

Episode 6 Always Itchy or Always Sticky

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 15:15:11 +0000

It's all user submitted questions this weeks, and it's a doozy!

-Would you rather have toes as fingers or fingers as toes?
-Work 4 days a week or retire 10 years earlier?
-A game of Fight or Flight
-Constantly itchy or constantly sticky!?!

Episode 5 Break the Law or Send People to Jail

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 15:05:02 +0000

First things first, sorry about the audio problems in this one y'all, it'll never happen again! this week we ask...

-Would you rather be allowed to break the law or put a guilty person in jail?
-Only talk by singing ,or never listen to music?
-A classic game of Feast or Examine
-Never cook your food or never use electricity?

Episode 4 Go to Jail or get Beat Up

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 15:50:12 +0000

-Stay inside for three months, or one week stuck outside?
-Never yell, or never whisper?
-A new edition of Big or Small
-You can go to jail for a month, of get you ASS BEAT for one whole hour!?

Episode 3 Change your Name or Move to Another State

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 15:50:06 +0000

-You have to change your name or move to another state?
-Our total lack of knowledge on the birthing process
-A classic game of Hot or Cold
-A million dollars today, or a thousand dollars per day, with a twist!

Episode 2 No One at your Wedding or No One at your Funeral

Thu, 16 Jul 2020 15:50:08 +0000

-Everything you eat tastes slightly sour, or all flavors are duller?
-You can either have no one show up to your wedding, or no one show up to you funeral?
-A game of Easy or Hard
-What if you had to always speak your mind!?

Episode 1 No Fall Damage or Infinite Sprint

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 15:50:09 +0000

Our debut episode is here!
-Would you rather have no fall damage, or infinite sprint?
-A question from the good folks on Facebook!
-A Game of Moist or Dry
-Fight a bunch of toddlers, or a bunch of elderly?

Debut Trailer

Sat, 04 Jul 2020 15:33:25 +0000

Would You Rather with Eric and Dave is brand new podcast starting Thursday July 9th, and every Thursday after that! Hosts Eric and Dave get to the bottom of age old "Would you Rather" questions that you and your friends can debate home! You can even submit your own questions to us at WouldYouRatherWithEricAndDave@Gmail.com and we'll read them on a future episode! Here's a preview question of what we have in store!