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But we HAVE to give you the live show! Truth be told... Spreaker doesn't pay out much on revenue. That being said, if you want weekly episodes, you can subscribe to our Patreon at www.willhouz.vip. Otherwise, this will turn into a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's been a while. But we HAVE to give you the live show! Truth be told... Spreaker doesn't pay out much on revenue. That being said, if you want weekly episodes, you can subscribe to our Patreon at www.willhouz.vip. Otherwise, this will turn into a monthly recap of our episodes starting January 1st.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4253</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 165 - Max Willhouz and Tugboat Ricky Walk Into a Bar</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-165-max-willhouz-and-tugboat-ricky-walk-into-a-bar--56849353</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56849353</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2023 14:45:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56849353/episode_165_max_willhouz_and_tugboat_ricky_walk_into_a_bar.mp3" length="104830622" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4aec1c2a-faee-42b3-beb4-1d281fe10eb0/4aec1c2a-faee-42b3-beb4-1d281fe10eb0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4aec1c2a-faee-42b3-beb4-1d281fe10eb0/4aec1c2a-faee-42b3-beb4-1d281fe10eb0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4aec1c2a-faee-42b3-beb4-1d281fe10eb0/4aec1c2a-faee-42b3-beb4-1d281fe10eb0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:duration>4368</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 164 - 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Paul and Will VS The World</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-162-paul-and-will-vs-the-world--56849270</link><description><![CDATA[No description provided.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56849270</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2023 11:25:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56849270/episode_162_paul_and_will_vs_the_world.mp3" length="106505772" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1e608403-e537-4070-a035-9d22f1248b4c/1e608403-e537-4070-a035-9d22f1248b4c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1e608403-e537-4070-a035-9d22f1248b4c/1e608403-e537-4070-a035-9d22f1248b4c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1e608403-e537-4070-a035-9d22f1248b4c/1e608403-e537-4070-a035-9d22f1248b4c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>No description provided.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[No description provided.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4438</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 158 - 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We should really know less about you wanting to bang your sister-in-law in virtual reality settings.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Another day, another messy ass Reddit story. We should really know less about you wanting to bang your sister-in-law in virtual reality settings.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4134</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 157 - The Most Fcked Hall Pass</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-157-the-most-fcked-hall-pass--56133937</link><description><![CDATA[Would you let your wife sleep with another man? 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Just gives you another chance to listen to us again next week.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55997788</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2023 11:25:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/55997788/episode_156_i_m_on_a_chinese_computer.mp3" length="104297244" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/29a369be-87d6-4d35-ad64-3de56f4411df/29a369be-87d6-4d35-ad64-3de56f4411df.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/29a369be-87d6-4d35-ad64-3de56f4411df/29a369be-87d6-4d35-ad64-3de56f4411df.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/29a369be-87d6-4d35-ad64-3de56f4411df/29a369be-87d6-4d35-ad64-3de56f4411df.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We were having so much fun, we forgot Paul's reddit story of the week. Just gives you another chance to listen to us again next week.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We were having so much fun, we forgot Paul's reddit story of the week. Just gives you another chance to listen to us again next week.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4346</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 155 - The State Of The Houz</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-155-the-state-of-the-houz--55189432</link><description><![CDATA[How do we expand the podcast, so that it has a future and proves people wrong? Well... let's tackle that. Plus, we assess the drama in Hollywood agency.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55189432</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jul 2023 12:45:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/55189432/episode_155_the_state_of_the_houz.mp3" length="130048476" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/04b58780-7150-4fc5-98c1-e9398e53dc0d/04b58780-7150-4fc5-98c1-e9398e53dc0d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/04b58780-7150-4fc5-98c1-e9398e53dc0d/04b58780-7150-4fc5-98c1-e9398e53dc0d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/04b58780-7150-4fc5-98c1-e9398e53dc0d/04b58780-7150-4fc5-98c1-e9398e53dc0d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>How do we expand the podcast, so that it has a future and proves people wrong? Well... let's tackle that. Plus, we assess the drama in Hollywood agency.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[How do we expand the podcast, so that it has a future and proves people wrong? Well... let's tackle that. Plus, we assess the drama in Hollywood agency.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5419</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 154 - Walken, After Midnight</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-154-walken-after-midnight--55028297</link><description><![CDATA[When the Walken impersonation starts, he can't shut it off.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55028297</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2023 13:15:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/55028297/episode_154_walken_after_midnight.mp3" length="135368988" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>When the Walken impersonation starts, he can't shut it off.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[When the Walken impersonation starts, he can't shut it off.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5641</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 152 - Don't Go Jason Waterfalls. Never Go Full Jason Waterfalls</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-152-don-t-go-jason-waterfalls-never-go-full-jason-waterfalls--54124082</link><description><![CDATA[Misheard lyrics and the David guy from Real World New Orleans? Yeah. It's off the rails.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54124082</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2023 11:25:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54124082/episode_152a_don_t_go_jason_waterfalls_never_go_full_jason_waterfalls.mp3" length="146374759" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb3867e3-e08f-4261-8c94-0c2ad01fec81/cb3867e3-e08f-4261-8c94-0c2ad01fec81.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb3867e3-e08f-4261-8c94-0c2ad01fec81/cb3867e3-e08f-4261-8c94-0c2ad01fec81.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/cb3867e3-e08f-4261-8c94-0c2ad01fec81/cb3867e3-e08f-4261-8c94-0c2ad01fec81.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Misheard lyrics and the David guy from Real World New Orleans? Yeah. It's off the rails.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Misheard lyrics and the David guy from Real World New Orleans? Yeah. It's off the rails.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6099</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 150 - No Sleep In Brooklyn</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-150-no-sleep-in-brooklyn--53975574</link><description><![CDATA[This week, Paul recounts his trip to New York - along with the fact that mentioning someone on this podcast... might kill them?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53975574</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 May 2023 11:50:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53975574/episode_150a_no_sleep_in_brooklyn.mp3" length="115340044" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f9ffd115-c496-4ef9-89f8-5c6f8bce8730/f9ffd115-c496-4ef9-89f8-5c6f8bce8730.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f9ffd115-c496-4ef9-89f8-5c6f8bce8730/f9ffd115-c496-4ef9-89f8-5c6f8bce8730.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f9ffd115-c496-4ef9-89f8-5c6f8bce8730/f9ffd115-c496-4ef9-89f8-5c6f8bce8730.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, Paul recounts his trip to New York - along with the fact that mentioning someone on this podcast... might kill them?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, Paul recounts his trip to New York - along with the fact that mentioning someone on this podcast... might kill them?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4806</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 149 - Meta Matlock</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-149-meta-matlock--53975559</link><description><![CDATA[You guys could have rebooted Matlock without the on the nose joke about there being a show. Lame. Will not watch. Also, some guy thought he could come at GenX on TikTok. Watch what happens.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53975559</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 May 2023 13:50:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53975559/episode_149_meta_matlock.mp3" length="104111337" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7195a1bc-c6dc-481c-9511-681cb4b28e10/7195a1bc-c6dc-481c-9511-681cb4b28e10.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7195a1bc-c6dc-481c-9511-681cb4b28e10/7195a1bc-c6dc-481c-9511-681cb4b28e10.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7195a1bc-c6dc-481c-9511-681cb4b28e10/7195a1bc-c6dc-481c-9511-681cb4b28e10.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You guys could have rebooted Matlock without the on the nose joke about there being a show. Lame. Will not watch. Also, some guy thought he could come at GenX on TikTok. Watch what happens.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You guys could have rebooted Matlock without the on the nose joke about there being a show. Lame. Will not watch. Also, some guy thought he could come at GenX on TikTok. Watch what happens.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4338</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>genx</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 148 - Spock Jenkins</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-148-spock-jenkins--53951808</link><description><![CDATA[Why was this episode titled the way it was? We don't even know. We on the Patreon.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53951808</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 May 2023 23:56:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53951808/episode_148_spock_jenkins.mp3" length="128052777" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c48d07a7-5292-4379-86e4-579d8defcc69/c48d07a7-5292-4379-86e4-579d8defcc69.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c48d07a7-5292-4379-86e4-579d8defcc69/c48d07a7-5292-4379-86e4-579d8defcc69.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c48d07a7-5292-4379-86e4-579d8defcc69/c48d07a7-5292-4379-86e4-579d8defcc69.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why was this episode titled the way it was? We don't even know. We on the Patreon.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why was this episode titled the way it was? We don't even know. We on the Patreon.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5336</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 145 - Scorpio Friends, Ovary People (ft. Jami)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-145-scorpio-friends-ovary-people-ft-jami--53648487</link><description><![CDATA[We're back!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53648487</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2023 20:46:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53648487/episode_145a_scorpio_friends_ovary_people_ft_jami.mp3" length="120676958" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1d63aecd-d83a-4034-b2d4-665737e70487/1d63aecd-d83a-4034-b2d4-665737e70487.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1d63aecd-d83a-4034-b2d4-665737e70487/1d63aecd-d83a-4034-b2d4-665737e70487.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1d63aecd-d83a-4034-b2d4-665737e70487/1d63aecd-d83a-4034-b2d4-665737e70487.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5028</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 141 - Monica's Game of Gin Rummy (ft. Paul's grandmother)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-141-monica-s-game-of-gin-rummy-ft-paul-s-grandmother--53206041</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the show, Will gets out of a funk after pretending to be Monica, the Grammy award singer. Plus, Paul has a meeting with kismet.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53206041</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2023 12:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53206041/episode_141a_monica_s_game_of_gin_rummy_ft_paul_s_grandmother.mp3" length="131129001" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the show, Will gets out of a funk after pretending to be Monica, the Grammy award singer. Plus, Paul has a meeting with kismet.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the show, Will gets out of a funk after pretending to be Monica, the Grammy award singer. Plus, Paul has a meeting with kismet.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5464</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 140 - Koreans Can Say The N Word? (ft. Megan)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-140-koreans-can-say-the-n-word-ft-megan--53130899</link><description><![CDATA[This week, the fellas learn that Koreans can say "you" and "I" and it sounds like something completely different!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53130899</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2023 12:20:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53130899/episode_140_koreans_can_say_the_n_word.mp3" length="106733148" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, the fellas learn that Koreans can say "you" and "I" and it sounds like something completely different!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, the fellas learn that Koreans can say "you" and "I" and it sounds like something completely different!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4447</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 139 - Susanna Hoffs is Goated</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-139-susanna-hoffs-is-goated--52873327</link><description><![CDATA[Well... the title says it all. Paul has a sexual reawakening from his childhood and when he mentions her side-eye, Purvis knows exactly what he's talking about.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52873327</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2023 14:10:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52873327/episode_139_susanna_hoffs_is_goated.mp3" length="124129500" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Well... the title says it all. Paul has a sexual reawakening from his childhood and when he mentions her side-eye, Purvis knows exactly what he's talking about.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Well... the title says it all. Paul has a sexual reawakening from his childhood and when he mentions her side-eye, Purvis knows exactly what he's talking about.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5172</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,hoffs,podcast,susanna</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 138 - Paul Can Buy Himself Flowers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-138-paul-can-buy-himself-flowers--52807196</link><description><![CDATA[This week, Wunder drinks are back in fashion, along with Alex Wright. Remember, if you reading this, you're getting this podcast a week late. To get it fresh, head over to www.willhouz.vip.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52807196</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2023 12:55:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52807196/episode_138_paul_can_buy_himself_flowers.mp3" length="103682566" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, Wunder drinks are back in fashion, along with Alex Wright. Remember, if you reading this, you're getting this podcast a week late. To get it fresh, head over to www.willhouz.vip.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, Wunder drinks are back in fashion, along with Alex Wright. Remember, if you reading this, you're getting this podcast a week late. To get it fresh, head over to www.willhouz.vip.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4320</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 137 - Doing A Podcast Is Tight!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-137-doing-a-podcast-is-tight--52749884</link><description><![CDATA[This is what was on our minds last week. To hear what's on our minds FRESH and UP TO DATE, head over to www.willhouz.vip. For as low as $3 a month, you get AD FREE WillHouz and you don't have to wait for the recent episodes. Having the latest episode of WillHouz is TIGHT!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52749884</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2023 13:30:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52749884/episode_137_doing_a_podcast_is_tight.mp3" length="110084463" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is what was on our minds last week. To hear what's on our minds FRESH and UP TO DATE, head over to www.willhouz.vip. For as low as $3 a month, you get AD FREE WillHouz and you don't have to wait for the recent episodes. Having the latest episode...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is what was on our minds last week. To hear what's on our minds FRESH and UP TO DATE, head over to www.willhouz.vip. For as low as $3 a month, you get AD FREE WillHouz and you don't have to wait for the recent episodes. Having the latest episode of WillHouz is TIGHT!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4587</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 136 - And We're BACK</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-136-and-we-re-back--52749810</link><description><![CDATA[After Paul's computer issues, we are finally back. Well... we were back a week ago. As a new measure to drive traffic to our Patreon, the feed here will be delayed a week. If you want this podcast FRESH, head over to www.willhouz.vip to subscribe for as low as $3 a month.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52749810</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2023 03:25:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52749810/episode_136_and_we_re_back.mp3" length="123238428" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After Paul's computer issues, we are finally back. Well... we were back a week ago. As a new measure to drive traffic to our Patreon, the feed here will be delayed a week. If you want this podcast FRESH, head over to www.willhouz.vip to subscribe for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After Paul's computer issues, we are finally back. Well... we were back a week ago. As a new measure to drive traffic to our Patreon, the feed here will be delayed a week. If you want this podcast FRESH, head over to www.willhouz.vip to subscribe for as low as $3 a month.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5135</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 134 - Falcor is a GOAT</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-134-falcor-is-a-goat--52469639</link><description><![CDATA[The never ending poooooodcaaaaast... even though it has no future.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52469639</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2023 17:40:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52469639/episode_134_falcor_is_a_goat.mp3" length="122991900" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The never ending poooooodcaaaaast... even though it has no future.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The never ending poooooodcaaaaast... even though it has no future.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5125</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 133 - Eight Inches of Nothing</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-133-eight-inches-of-nothing--52437340</link><description><![CDATA[Unavailable.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52437340</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2023 04:42:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52437340/episode_133_eight_inches_of_nothing.mp3" length="97289052" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Unavailable.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Unavailable.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4054</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 132 - Rains</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-132-rains--52347695</link><description><![CDATA[A boring episode.<br /><br />If ever there was an advertisement for the premium Houz, this is it.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52347695</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2023 13:10:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52347695/episode_132a_rains.mp3" length="95137600" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A boring episode.

If ever there was an advertisement for the premium Houz, this is it.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A boring episode.<br /><br />If ever there was an advertisement for the premium Houz, this is it.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3964</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 104 - Two Year Anniversary</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-104-two-year-anniversary--50401685</link><description><![CDATA[Remember when a hater said this podcast had no chance? Ha! Two years later, we're still here. We ain't going anywhere, we right here. This week, for the special occasion, Will Purvis joins Paul in his studio! This week, Paul calls his local congressional representative, Mike Garcia, to get some answers. And the Supreme Court sucks.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50401685</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jun 2022 13:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50401685/episode_104_two_year_anniversary.mp3" length="103810561" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Remember when a hater said this podcast had no chance? Ha! Two years later, we're still here. We ain't going anywhere, we right here. This week, for the special occasion, Will Purvis joins Paul in his studio! This week, Paul calls his local...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Remember when a hater said this podcast had no chance? Ha! Two years later, we're still here. We ain't going anywhere, we right here. This week, for the special occasion, Will Purvis joins Paul in his studio! This week, Paul calls his local congressional representative, Mike Garcia, to get some answers. And the Supreme Court sucks.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4326</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 97 - The North Star (ft. Morgan)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-97-the-north-star-ft-morgan--49760306</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49760306</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2022 16:39:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49760306/episode_97_the_north_star_ft_morgan.mp3" length="112413697" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:duration>4684</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 80 - This Was Supposed to be a Best Of (ft. 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We hope you enjoy the change of pace.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4371</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>self-help</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 61 - Best Of WillHouz Dos (ft. Montell Jordan)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-61-best-of-willhouz-dos-ft-montell-jordan--45960295</link><description><![CDATA[We are still on hiatus! For now, enjoy a second "Best of" episode, featuring Montell Jordan!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45960295</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2021 12:05:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45960295/episode_61_best_of_willhouz_dos.mp3" length="93024340" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are still on hiatus! For now, enjoy a second "Best of" episode, featuring Montell Jordan!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are still on hiatus! For now, enjoy a second "Best of" episode, featuring Montell Jordan!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3876</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 60 - Best Of WillHouz Uno (ft. Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancee)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-60-best-of-willhouz-uno-ft-big-ed-from-90-day-fiancee--45867424</link><description><![CDATA[We are on hiatus for the time being. Enjoy our first "Best Of" episode. We will be back when we can.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45867424</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2021 11:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45867424/episode_60_best_of_willhouz_uno.mp3" length="103164244" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are on hiatus for the time being. Enjoy our first "Best Of" episode. We will be back when we can.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are on hiatus for the time being. Enjoy our first "Best Of" episode. We will be back when we can.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4299</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 52 - It's Our Birthiversary (ft. Barry Horowitz and Anthony Scarmucci)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-52-it-s-our-birthiversary-ft-barry-horowitz-and-anthony-scarmucci--45319712</link><description><![CDATA[We launched WillHouz a YEAR AGO this week... so we wanted to celebrate. Enjoy catching up with your boys, along with some special shout outs from Barry Horowitz and Anthony Scarmucci!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45319712</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2021 12:15:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45319712/episode_52_it_s_our_birthiversary_ft_barry_horowitz_and_anthony_scarmucci.mp3" length="138496084" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We launched WillHouz a YEAR AGO this week... so we wanted to celebrate. Enjoy catching up with your boys, along with some special shout outs from Barry Horowitz and Anthony Scarmucci!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We launched WillHouz a YEAR AGO this week... so we wanted to celebrate. Enjoy catching up with your boys, along with some special shout outs from Barry Horowitz and Anthony Scarmucci!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5771</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 48 - Slicing Up Eyeballs (Ft. Ed from Microsoft)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-48-slicing-up-eyeballs-ft-ed-from-microsoft--44903789</link><description><![CDATA[It's our second episode, in which we advocate for YOU! The little person! Because everyone shouldn't be subjected to the "Reply All." We also update you on the latest with Paul and his brand new family™.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44903789</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2021 11:45:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44903789/episode_48_slicing_up_eyeballs.mp3" length="132551144" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's our second episode, in which we advocate for YOU! The little person! Because everyone shouldn't be subjected to the "Reply All." We also update you on the latest with Paul and his brand new family™.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's our second episode, in which we advocate for YOU! The little person! Because everyone shouldn't be subjected to the "Reply All." We also update you on the latest with Paul and his brand new family™.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5523</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>awkward,dynamics,family,funny</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 47 - Once Upon a Time in Tucson...</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-47-once-upon-a-time-in-tucson--44746669</link><description><![CDATA[You might need a little time to digest what we discuss. Because Paul has had to digest what we discuss for the last two and a half weeks. The episode you're about to hear is extremely personal for Paul, but as usual, our coping mechanisms kick the fuck in. Doesn't make it any less serious. It's absolutely jaw dropping.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44746669</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2021 03:55:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44746669/episode_47_once_upon_a_time_in_tucson.mp3" length="120114556" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>You might need a little time to digest what we discuss. Because Paul has had to digest what we discuss for the last two and a half weeks. The episode you're about to hear is extremely personal for Paul, but as usual, our coping mechanisms kick the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[You might need a little time to digest what we discuss. Because Paul has had to digest what we discuss for the last two and a half weeks. The episode you're about to hear is extremely personal for Paul, but as usual, our coping mechanisms kick the fuck in. Doesn't make it any less serious. It's absolutely jaw dropping.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5005</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>23&amp;,ancestry,biological,dna,father,fml,genealogy,me</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 35 - We Can Always Be On Time Tomorrow, But You'll Be Stupid Forever (Ft. Joey Pantoliano)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-35-we-can-always-be-on-time-tomorrow-but-you-ll-be-stupid-forever-ft-joey-pantoliano--43480831</link><description><![CDATA[So it now appears it IS a competition to see who has the longest podcast between us and the Markcast. Which means more work for Paul. 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Also, Frank, another best friend and the former college roommate of Paul drops in to give us some celestial level news.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4607</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>apple,comedy,funny,girlillhouzyou,podcast,woke,yikes</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 32 - We WILL Fix It All In POST (ft. Sheila from Digiornio Customer Service)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-32-we-will-fix-it-all-in-post-ft-sheila-from-digiornio-customer-service--43145136</link><description><![CDATA[We get the train back on the tracks, with one of our best episodes to date. Will discovers a way to find serial killers and more people crying about January 20th.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43145136</guid><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2021 14:35:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43145136/episode_32_we_will_fix_it_all_in_post_ft_sheila_from_digiornio_customer_service.mp3" length="118791131" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We get the train back on the tracks, with one of our best episodes to date. Will discovers a way to find serial killers and more people crying about January 20th.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We get the train back on the tracks, with one of our best episodes to date. Will discovers a way to find serial killers and more people crying about January 20th.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4950</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>digiornio,funny</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A WillHouz New Year!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-willhouz-new-year--42643943</link><description><![CDATA[For maximum results, please start listening to this podcast at 10:45pm on December 31st, after 26 seconds pass by, in your respective time zone.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42643943</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2021 03:30:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42643943/a_willhouz_new_year.mp3" length="113724320" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>For maximum results, please start listening to this podcast at 10:45pm on December 31st, after 26 seconds pass by, in your respective time zone.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[For maximum results, please start listening to this podcast at 10:45pm on December 31st, after 26 seconds pass by, in your respective time zone.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4739</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>funny,new,year</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 28 - The Year End Best Of WillHouz!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-28-the-year-end-best-of-willhouz--42642315</link><description><![CDATA[Paul wanted to take a week off to recharge, so we're throwing you a best of show this week. This episode features some of our favorite bits and our favorite guests. Enjoy!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42642315</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2020 12:25:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42642315/episode_28_the_year_end_best_of_willhouz.mp3" length="223035611" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Paul wanted to take a week off to recharge, so we're throwing you a best of show this week. This episode features some of our favorite bits and our favorite guests. Enjoy!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Paul wanted to take a week off to recharge, so we're throwing you a best of show this week. This episode features some of our favorite bits and our favorite guests. Enjoy!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9293</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,funny,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A WillHouz Christmas</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-willhouz-christmas--42640306</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42640306</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2020 12:20:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42640306/a_willhouz_christmas.mp3" length="82318277" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:duration>3430</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>xmas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 21 - My Car? See... What Had Happened Was... (ft. Andy King, Fyre Festival's Ultimate Team Player)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-21-my-car-see-what-had-happened-was-ft-andy-king-fyre-festival-s-ultimate-team-player--41833286</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the show, a bunch of savages in this town stole Paul's bumper off his car. Now it's totaled. Also, you know him as the guy who almost blew someone for the water on Fyre Fest's island. We know him as Andy King. He's one of your favorite memes.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41833286</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2020 08:30:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41833286/episode_21_my_car_see_what_had_happened_was_ft_andy_king_fyre_festival_s_ultimate_team_player.mp3" length="128705817" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on the show, a bunch of savages in this town stole Paul's bumper off his car. Now it's totaled. Also, you know him as the guy who almost blew someone for the water on Fyre Fest's island. We know him as Andy King. He's one of your favorite memes.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on the show, a bunch of savages in this town stole Paul's bumper off his car. Now it's totaled. Also, you know him as the guy who almost blew someone for the water on Fyre Fest's island. We know him as Andy King. He's one of your favorite memes.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5363</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andy,comedy,fest,fyre,king,podcast</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 20 - 2.6 Percent of Will is Mad They Took Columbus Day Away from Him (ft. Chris Vitali)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-20-2-6-percent-of-will-is-mad-they-took-columbus-day-away-from-him-ft-chris-vitali--41711523</link><description><![CDATA[This week on WillHouz, Paul breaks down how tone deaf it is to brag about your island getaway when 225K people have died due to a pandemic in the US alone. Also, Ballnine.com's Chris Vitali hops in to joke about baseball and opinions. It's great. It's WillHouz. You should try it with a little lemon twist.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41711523</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:55:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41711523/episode_20_2_6_percent_of_will_is_mad_they_took_columbus_day_away_from_him_ft_chris_vitali.mp3" length="95670725" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on WillHouz, Paul breaks down how tone deaf it is to brag about your island getaway when 225K people have died due to a pandemic in the US alone. Also, Ballnine.com's Chris Vitali hops in to joke about baseball and opinions. It's great. It's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on WillHouz, Paul breaks down how tone deaf it is to brag about your island getaway when 225K people have died due to a pandemic in the US alone. Also, Ballnine.com's Chris Vitali hops in to joke about baseball and opinions. It's great. It's WillHouz. You should try it with a little lemon twist.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3986</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ballnine,chris,coffeemeetsbagel,comedy,kardashian,podcast,povertyfranchise,purvis,tampalol,vitali,willhouz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 19 - The Hoodie Episode (ft. Jo Jorgensen)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-19-the-hoodie-episode-ft-jo-jorgensen--41624019</link><description><![CDATA[Will and Paul interview an actual candidate for President of the United States that YOU can vote for in any of the 50 states you reside? Wow, bro. Also, Will tests the censor button and gay penguins are thieves.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41624019</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2020 11:10:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41624019/episode_19_the_hoodie_episode_ft_jo_jorgensen.mp3" length="100306287" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Will and Paul interview an actual candidate for President of the United States that YOU can vote for in any of the 50 states you reside? Wow, bro. Also, Will tests the censor button and gay penguins are thieves.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Will and Paul interview an actual candidate for President of the United States that YOU can vote for in any of the 50 states you reside? Wow, bro. Also, Will tests the censor button and gay penguins are thieves.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4179</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,gaypenguins,jo,jorgensen,libertarian</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 17 - You Are The Fucking Fun Police (ft. Erik Stolhanske)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-17-you-are-the-fucking-fun-police-ft-erik-stolhanske--41399541</link><description><![CDATA[This was downloaded on your player. You're looking at the TRT. You're wondering why it's so long. Well, you'll see. Also, Erik Stolhanske from Broken Lizard joins us to discuss coming up in the comedy game.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41399541</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2020 11:50:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41399541/episode_17_you_are_the_fucking_fun_police_ft_erik_stolhanske.mp3" length="201438149" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This was downloaded on your player. You're looking at the TRT. You're wondering why it's so long. Well, you'll see. Also, Erik Stolhanske from Broken Lizard joins us to discuss coming up in the comedy game.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This was downloaded on your player. You're looking at the TRT. You're wondering why it's so long. Well, you'll see. Also, Erik Stolhanske from Broken Lizard joins us to discuss coming up in the comedy game.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8393</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>and,broken,comedy,erik,littering,lizard,meow,podcast,stolhanske,willhouz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 16 - Crashing a Movie Set with Someone who was in The Dark Knight (ft. 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WWE Hall of Famer and hardcore legend Mick Foley joins the fellas.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4551</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>cactus,comedy,dude,foley,jack,love,mankind,mick,podcast,purvis,will,willhouz,wwe</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 10 - The Handsome Black Irishman Pays Us A Visit (ft. Gary O'Neal)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-10-the-handsome-black-irishman-pays-us-a-visit-ft-gary-o-neal--40298761</link><description><![CDATA[Comedian Gary O'Neal drops in to talk about how he stays fresh and sharp during this long ass quarantine. Also, Audi commercials and racial profiling... When will this stuff ever end?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40298761</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2020 12:45:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40298761/episode_10_the_handsome_black_irishman_pays_us_a_visit.mp3" length="88981637" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Comedian Gary O'Neal drops in to talk about how he stays fresh and sharp during this long ass quarantine. Also, Audi commercials and racial profiling... When will this stuff ever end?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Comedian Gary O'Neal drops in to talk about how he stays fresh and sharp during this long ass quarantine. Also, Audi commercials and racial profiling... When will this stuff ever end?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3708</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedian,comedy,gary,oneal,willhouz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 9 - An Edible 25 Crashes The Houz (Ft. Tara George)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-9-an-edible-25-crashes-the-houz-ft-tara-george--40278203</link><description><![CDATA[Paul's dear friend, actress and singer Tara George crashes the Houz and Will dotes over her. Also, you "fluid" people can't be "age fluid." That's disgusting.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40278203</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2020 13:05:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40278203/episode_9_tara_george_crashes_the_houz.mp3" length="77925317" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Paul's dear friend, actress and singer Tara George crashes the Houz and Will dotes over her. Also, you "fluid" people can't be "age fluid." That's disgusting.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Paul's dear friend, actress and singer Tara George crashes the Houz and Will dotes over her. Also, you "fluid" people can't be "age fluid." That's disgusting.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3247</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alberto,comedy,george,p,podcast,sanchez,tara,willhouz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 8 - The One When Montell Jordan Sings To Will (Ft. Montell Jordan, obviously)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-8-the-one-when-montell-jordan-sings-to-will-ft-montell-jordan-obviously--40107442</link><description><![CDATA[This week, the boys finish their talk with Montell Jordan. Also, Jasmine gets a new nickname and Paul used to date a nudist.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40107442</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2020 13:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40107442/episode_8_the_one_when_montell_jordan_sings_to_will.mp3" length="91434821" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Paul Sanchez</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week, the boys finish their talk with Montell Jordan. Also, Jasmine gets a new nickname and Paul used to date a nudist.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week, the boys finish their talk with Montell Jordan. Also, Jasmine gets a new nickname and Paul used to date a nudist.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3810</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,do,how,is,it,jordan,montell,podcast,this,we,willhouz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 7 - This Is How V Do It (Ft. Montell Jordan)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-7-this-is-how-v-do-it-ft-montell-jordan--40030534</link><description><![CDATA[Episode 7 brings a new guest into the Willhouz... Hey, kids! It's R&B Legend Montell Jordan. 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Also... we can't apparently seem to get rid of the lizard people.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2998</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aliens,comedy,conspiracy,do,how,is,it,jordan,montell,podcast,this,v,we,willhouz</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d4db439ad4829d3e14245429abbf7d9b.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 6 - The Hate Keeps Someone Warm At Night (Ft. Bronson Pinchot)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-6-the-hate-keeps-someone-warm-at-night-ft-bronson-pinchot--39840504</link><description><![CDATA[This week on the number one hated podcast on iHeartRadio, Will and Paul finish up their conversation with Bronson Pinchot about his time on Beverly Hills Cop. 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