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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/broken-simulation-with-sam-tripoli</link><description><![CDATA[The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/4464781/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Stand-Up</category><copyright>Copyright Johnny Woodard</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg</url><title>Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/broken-simulation-with-sam-tripoli</link></image><lastBuildDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 08:34:02 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Johnny Woodard</itunes:name><itunes:email>johnnyawoodard@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The comedy show where hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard look for evidence that our simulation is, in fact, broken.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"><itunes:category text="Stand-Up"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="News"><itunes:category text="News Commentary"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="News"><itunes:category text="Politics"/></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>194: BIG Charlie Kirk Bullet News + Chris Bledsoe's Easter Prophecy + Palm Beach Pete</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/194-big-charlie-kirk-bullet-news-chris-bledsoe-s-easter-prophecy-palm-beach-pete--71014799</link><description><![CDATA[We talk breaking Charlie Kirk news, Chris Bledsoe's Easter prophecy, Palm Beach Pete, Netanyahu's bad week, Iran's bizarre propaganda, and Johnny has a crazy encounter at a Paul McCartney show.<br /><br />Visit Lucy.co and use the code "BROKEN" for 20-percent off! <i>Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age, and every order is age-verified. WARNING: This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. </i><br /><br />For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/71014799</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 08:33:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/71014799/bs_bs194_final.mp3" length="122541382" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/42e9624b-a987-4c81-9dfa-ed91cef107b1/42e9624b-a987-4c81-9dfa-ed91cef107b1.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/42e9624b-a987-4c81-9dfa-ed91cef107b1/42e9624b-a987-4c81-9dfa-ed91cef107b1.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/42e9624b-a987-4c81-9dfa-ed91cef107b1/42e9624b-a987-4c81-9dfa-ed91cef107b1.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk breaking Charlie Kirk news, Chris Bledsoe's Easter prophecy, Palm Beach Pete, Netanyahu's bad week, Iran's bizarre propaganda, and Johnny has a crazy encounter at a Paul McCartney show.

Visit Lucy.co and use the code "BROKEN" for 20-percent...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk breaking Charlie Kirk news, Chris Bledsoe's Easter prophecy, Palm Beach Pete, Netanyahu's bad week, Iran's bizarre propaganda, and Johnny has a crazy encounter at a Paul McCartney show.<br /><br />Visit Lucy.co and use the code "BROKEN" for 20-percent off! <i>Lucy products are ONLY for adults of legal age, and every order is age-verified. WARNING: This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. </i><br /><br />For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, ED, Weight Loss, and more, visit Hims.com/BROKENSIM. For Sam's dates and more visit samtripoli.com!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7659</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bledsoe,carlson,charlie,comedy,conspiracy,epstein,foil,hat,iran,johnny,kirk,podcast,rogan,sam,tfh,tin,tripoli,tucker,war,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>193: Iran Hits The Fan + Justin Timberlake DWI + Afroman + Ted Cruz Calls The Shots</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/193-iran-hits-the-fan-justin-timberlake-dwi-afroman-ted-cruz-calls-the-shots--70826107</link><description><![CDATA[Netanyahu seems to be alive again, but the future is bleak. Also this week: Afroman's trial is hilarious, Justin Timberlake's DUI video is hilarious too, Ozempic bottom is a thing, Dan Bongino and Piers Morgan are confronted, and SO MUCH MORE. IT'S ALL HAPPENING!<br /><br />Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Right now, Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!<br /><br />Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout!<br /><br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70826107</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2026 09:49:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70826107/broken_sim_bs153_corrected.mp3" length="134734512" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d698f4fb-47d6-4396-9047-91f5950c014f/d698f4fb-47d6-4396-9047-91f5950c014f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d698f4fb-47d6-4396-9047-91f5950c014f/d698f4fb-47d6-4396-9047-91f5950c014f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d698f4fb-47d6-4396-9047-91f5950c014f/d698f4fb-47d6-4396-9047-91f5950c014f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Netanyahu seems to be alive again, but the future is bleak. Also this week: Afroman's trial is hilarious, Justin Timberlake's DUI video is hilarious too, Ozempic bottom is a thing, Dan Bongino and Piers Morgan are confronted, and SO MUCH MORE. IT'S...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Netanyahu seems to be alive again, but the future is bleak. Also this week: Afroman's trial is hilarious, Justin Timberlake's DUI video is hilarious too, Ozempic bottom is a thing, Dan Bongino and Piers Morgan are confronted, and SO MUCH MORE. IT'S ALL HAPPENING!<br /><br />Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Right now, Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!<br /><br />Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout!<br /><br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8421</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,comedy,conspiracy,cruz,eddie,foil,hat,iran,israel,johnny,netanyahu,rogan,sam,ted,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,war,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>192: Netanyahu Dead?! + Trump Says The Unthinkable + Rogan Rejects Andrew Bustamante</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/192-netanyahu-dead-trump-says-the-unthinkable-rogan-rejects-andrew-bustamante--70680793</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss whether Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive, whether Tucker Carlson is in danger, and review footage of the dumbest thing Trump has ever said with respect to Iran -- he really let's the cat out of the bag -- All that and loads more on a new episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.<br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Download thePrizePicks app today and use code BROKEN to get $50 in lineups after you play<br />your first $5 lineup!<br /><br />Save more than 50-percent on term life insurance at selectquote.com/broken!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70680793</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 09:27:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70680793/broken_sim_bs_192_std.mp3" length="124668383" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d9d604cd-38fa-4bb2-a50b-5100a22838c8/d9d604cd-38fa-4bb2-a50b-5100a22838c8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d9d604cd-38fa-4bb2-a50b-5100a22838c8/d9d604cd-38fa-4bb2-a50b-5100a22838c8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d9d604cd-38fa-4bb2-a50b-5100a22838c8/d9d604cd-38fa-4bb2-a50b-5100a22838c8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss whether Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive, whether Tucker Carlson is in danger, and review footage of the dumbest thing Trump has ever said with respect to Iran -- he really let's the cat out of the bag -- All that and loads more on a new...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss whether Benjamin Netanyahu is still alive, whether Tucker Carlson is in danger, and review footage of the dumbest thing Trump has ever said with respect to Iran -- he really let's the cat out of the bag -- All that and loads more on a new episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.<br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Download thePrizePicks app today and use code BROKEN to get $50 in lineups after you play<br />your first $5 lineup!<br /><br />Save more than 50-percent on term life insurance at selectquote.com/broken!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7792</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,carlson,comedy,conspiracy,dead,foil,hat,joe,johnny,netanyahu,pbd,podcast,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,tucker,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>191: Hillary Asked About Pizzag***! + Mossad False Flag + Shia LaBeouf is Fascinating</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/191-hillary-asked-about-pizzag-mossad-false-flag-shia-labeouf-is-fascinating--70545278</link><description><![CDATA[War with Iran is here, both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been asked about Epstein and the Weiner laptop, Mossad apparently tried to instigate a false flag attack, and Shia LaBeouf is fascinating. Also we have big news about Tin Foil Hat!<br /><br />Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!<br /><br />Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout!<br /><br />Right now, Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70545278</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2026 09:31:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70545278/bs_bs191_std_final.mp3" length="151403553" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a408d807-609e-4e70-9c9d-c27c3ea36aff/a408d807-609e-4e70-9c9d-c27c3ea36aff.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a408d807-609e-4e70-9c9d-c27c3ea36aff/a408d807-609e-4e70-9c9d-c27c3ea36aff.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a408d807-609e-4e70-9c9d-c27c3ea36aff/a408d807-609e-4e70-9c9d-c27c3ea36aff.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>War with Iran is here, both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been asked about Epstein and the Weiner laptop, Mossad apparently tried to instigate a false flag attack, and Shia LaBeouf is fascinating. Also we have big news about Tin Foil Hat!

Get your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[War with Iran is here, both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been asked about Epstein and the Weiner laptop, Mossad apparently tried to instigate a false flag attack, and Shia LaBeouf is fascinating. Also we have big news about Tin Foil Hat!<br /><br />Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!<br /><br />Get an additional 20-percent off better plants and better growing at fastgrowingtrees.com using the code "BROKEN" at checkout!<br /><br />Right now, Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9463</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>190: Iran War?! + Newsom Can't Read + Shia's Big Adventure + Tucker Stomps Huckabee</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/190-iran-war-newsom-can-t-read-shia-s-big-adventure-tucker-stomps-huckabee--70312901</link><description><![CDATA[War with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a big old time in New Orleans, and so much more.<br /><br />Turn up the luxury at bedtime at www.quince.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!<br /><br />Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70312901</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2026 02:21:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70312901/bs_bs190.mp3" length="88907370" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d476bd6e-98bc-408d-81a9-32edae13d26e/d476bd6e-98bc-408d-81a9-32edae13d26e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d476bd6e-98bc-408d-81a9-32edae13d26e/d476bd6e-98bc-408d-81a9-32edae13d26e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d476bd6e-98bc-408d-81a9-32edae13d26e/d476bd6e-98bc-408d-81a9-32edae13d26e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>War with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[War with Iran is on the horizon, and distractions abound. Gavin Newsom offends a major chunk of the Democrat base by saying he can't read, Mike Huckabee is given pointed questions by Tucker Carlson on America's Israel policy, Shia LeBeouf is having a big old time in New Orleans, and so much more.<br /><br />Turn up the luxury at bedtime at www.quince.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!<br /><br />Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5557</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>candace,comedy,conspiracy,erika,foil,gavin,hat,huckabee,johnny,kirk,newsom,podcast,pratt,sam,spencer,tfh,tin,tripoli,tucker,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>189: Trump Orders UFO Disclosure! + Prince Andrew Arrested + Epstein Double Revealed</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/189-trump-orders-ufo-disclosure-prince-andrew-arrested-epstein-double-revealed--70222313</link><description><![CDATA[President Trump has ordered alien life disclosure! Is it a distraction from Epstein or perhaps a pending war? Prince Andrew has been arrested, finally. Les Wexner was threatened by his attorney in newly released deposition tape ... right? Sam gasses an innocent man on a plane. And so much more!<br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Get 20% off your first Lucy order when you buy online with code "BROKEN at lucy.co.<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><i></i><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70222313</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2026 08:36:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70222313/bs_bs189_stdfinal.mp3" length="110043566" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/39a42625-3367-4b44-a69d-0aa89d3c76ba/39a42625-3367-4b44-a69d-0aa89d3c76ba.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/39a42625-3367-4b44-a69d-0aa89d3c76ba/39a42625-3367-4b44-a69d-0aa89d3c76ba.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/39a42625-3367-4b44-a69d-0aa89d3c76ba/39a42625-3367-4b44-a69d-0aa89d3c76ba.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>President Trump has ordered alien life disclosure! Is it a distraction from Epstein or perhaps a pending war? Prince Andrew has been arrested, finally. Les Wexner was threatened by his attorney in newly released deposition tape ... right? Sam gasses...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[President Trump has ordered alien life disclosure! Is it a distraction from Epstein or perhaps a pending war? Prince Andrew has been arrested, finally. Les Wexner was threatened by his attorney in newly released deposition tape ... right? Sam gasses an innocent man on a plane. And so much more!<br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Get 20% off your first Lucy order when you buy online with code "BROKEN at lucy.co.<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><i></i><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6878</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>188: Bondi vs. Massie on Epstein + Les Wexner's Demon + New Kurt Cobain Investigation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/188-bondi-vs-massie-on-epstein-les-wexner-s-demon-new-kurt-cobain-investigation--70079584</link><description><![CDATA[Nothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise.<br /><br />Right now, Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Get the right life insurance for you and and save more than 50-percent at selectquote.com/broken! <br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/70079584</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2026 11:34:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/70079584/bs_bs188.mp3" length="120254309" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0e98890e-3502-4ab5-8c92-138c77965fbe/0e98890e-3502-4ab5-8c92-138c77965fbe.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0e98890e-3502-4ab5-8c92-138c77965fbe/0e98890e-3502-4ab5-8c92-138c77965fbe.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0e98890e-3502-4ab5-8c92-138c77965fbe/0e98890e-3502-4ab5-8c92-138c77965fbe.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Nothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise.

Right now, Mizzen &amp;amp; Main is offering our listeners...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Nothing to see here, AG Pam Bondi tells us. Also this week, Bad Bunny stinks up the Super Bowl Leslie Wexner has a demon, and investigators are taking a new look at Kurt Cobain's demise.<br /><br />Right now, Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Get the right life insurance for you and and save more than 50-percent at selectquote.com/broken! <br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7516</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bondi,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,epstein,foil,hat,les,massie,pam,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,thomas,tin,tripoli,trump,wexner</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>187: Epstein-apalooza + Evidence He's Alive + Rothschild Connections + Bert Kreischer's Health Scare</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/187-epstein-apalooza-evidence-he-s-alive-rothschild-connections-bert-kreischer-s-health-scare--69840742</link><description><![CDATA[We continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her.<br /><br />Tempo is offering our listeners 60-percent off their first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br /><br />Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at BlueChew.com using the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69840742</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2026 09:14:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69840742/broken_sim_bs187std.mp3" length="139704465" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/39fd8e05-ca2a-47d3-8c16-4df95d21028b/39fd8e05-ca2a-47d3-8c16-4df95d21028b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/39fd8e05-ca2a-47d3-8c16-4df95d21028b/39fd8e05-ca2a-47d3-8c16-4df95d21028b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/39fd8e05-ca2a-47d3-8c16-4df95d21028b/39fd8e05-ca2a-47d3-8c16-4df95d21028b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her.

Tempo is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We continue to dig through the Epstein file dump, finding Rothschild connections, bizarre video interview sessions with Steve Bannon, damning phone calls, plus Melinda Gates responds to the embarrassing suggestions that Bill Gates dosed her.<br /><br />Tempo is offering our listeners 60-percent off their first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br /><br />Make life easier by getting harder and discover your options at BlueChew.com using the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8732</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bert,bongino,bravo,broken,clinton,comedy,epstein,foil,hat,joe,johnny,kreischer,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>186: Epstein File Dump! + Trump, Gates, Clinton Named + Major Revelations + XG the Spy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/186-epstein-file-dump-trump-gates-clinton-named-major-revelations-xg-the-spy--69734357</link><description><![CDATA[We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has been surreptitiously spying on us in studio, Giancarlo Esposito says something idiotic, and more Erika Kirk weirdness.<br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69734357</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2026 07:06:41 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69734357/bs_bs186.mp3" length="124866489" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fcd71e68-f9d9-4d3f-8bbe-f64a508b2020/fcd71e68-f9d9-4d3f-8bbe-f64a508b2020.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fcd71e68-f9d9-4d3f-8bbe-f64a508b2020/fcd71e68-f9d9-4d3f-8bbe-f64a508b2020.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fcd71e68-f9d9-4d3f-8bbe-f64a508b2020/fcd71e68-f9d9-4d3f-8bbe-f64a508b2020.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We break down a massive new Epstein file dump, that includes a humiliating revelation about Bill Gates, devastating accusations about President Trump, more than we wanted to know about Bill Clinton, and so much else. Also this week: We learn XG has been surreptitiously spying on us in studio, Giancarlo Esposito says something idiotic, and more Erika Kirk weirdness.<br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7805</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,clinton,comedy,eddie,elon,epstein,files,gates,jeffrey,johnny,kash,kirk,musk,release,rogan,sam,tfh,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>185: Rogan, Other Pods Snubbed By Globes + Trump's 'Board of Peace' + New UFO Footage</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/185-rogan-other-pods-snubbed-by-globes-trump-s-board-of-peace-new-ufo-footage--69590426</link><description><![CDATA[We talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their field, Tim Dillon's new show, Bert Kreischer's curious Will Smith story, and some other big names for the key words.<br /><br />Save more than 50-percent on term life insurance at selectquote.com/broken!<br /><br />Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BROKEN and use code<br />"BROKEN" and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!<br /><br />Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!<br /><br />Get 20% off your first Lucy order when you buy online with code "BROKEN at lucy.co.<br /><i></i><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69590426</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2026 12:48:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69590426/broken_sim_bs_latestt.mp3" length="118149892" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5104a341-487f-4348-b8a3-01272f07e734/5104a341-487f-4348-b8a3-01272f07e734.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5104a341-487f-4348-b8a3-01272f07e734/5104a341-487f-4348-b8a3-01272f07e734.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/5104a341-487f-4348-b8a3-01272f07e734/5104a341-487f-4348-b8a3-01272f07e734.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their field, Tim Dillon's new...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk the Golden Globes snubbing Joe Rogan (and many other podcasters), President Trump's new "Board of Peace," new UFO footage, a daring rescue from a sinking car, the 49ers response to the conspiracy theory about their field, Tim Dillon's new show, Bert Kreischer's curious Will Smith story, and some other big names for the key words.<br /><br />Save more than 50-percent on term life insurance at selectquote.com/broken!<br /><br />Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BROKEN and use code<br />"BROKEN" and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!<br /><br />Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!<br /><br />Get 20% off your first Lucy order when you buy online with code "BROKEN at lucy.co.<br /><i></i><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7385</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bert,broken,comedy,dillon,foil,globes,hat,joe,johnny,peace,podcast,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tim,tin,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>184: Ana Kasparian vs Pearl Davis + Canada PM's Creepy NWO Speech + Rand Paul on Rogan</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/184-ana-kasparian-vs-pearl-davis-canada-pm-s-creepy-nwo-speech-rand-paul-on-rogan--69503922</link><description><![CDATA[Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the All Star game.<br /><br />Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!<br /><br />Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69503922</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2026 10:29:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69503922/broken_sim_bs_latest.mp3" length="105724801" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ddd7ebba-2f5b-4527-9d95-7692aea6653e/ddd7ebba-2f5b-4527-9d95-7692aea6653e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ddd7ebba-2f5b-4527-9d95-7692aea6653e/ddd7ebba-2f5b-4527-9d95-7692aea6653e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ddd7ebba-2f5b-4527-9d95-7692aea6653e/ddd7ebba-2f5b-4527-9d95-7692aea6653e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam breaks down Ana Kasparian vs. Pearl Davis at Word War Debate (and gives us the backstage lowdown) and we talk about Rand Paul going on The Joe Rogan Experience and saying that the Trump admin refuses to prosecute Anthony Fauci on the new Broken Sim! Also this week: The Canadian PM's creepy New World Order speech, more daycare fraud, disturbing AI trends, and KG reveals how LeBron ruined the All Star game.<br /><br />Get your Blue Chew Gold at bluechew.com and use the code "BROKEN" for a discount!<br /><br />Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Get real food, real fast at 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6608</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,comedy,debate,fauci,foil,gavin,hat,joe,kasparian,paul,pearl,rand,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,war,word</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>183: Venezuela! + Sam Is Angry + Will Smith is a Creep + Maron v Rogan</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/183-venezuela-sam-is-angry-will-smith-is-a-creep-maron-v-rogan--69350968</link><description><![CDATA[Five minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith.<br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69350968</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2026 15:26:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69350968/broken_sim_bs183.mp3" length="98123377" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/27e256bd-a2c8-4b1e-9bb1-3dd35265502f/27e256bd-a2c8-4b1e-9bb1-3dd35265502f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/27e256bd-a2c8-4b1e-9bb1-3dd35265502f/27e256bd-a2c8-4b1e-9bb1-3dd35265502f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/27e256bd-a2c8-4b1e-9bb1-3dd35265502f/27e256bd-a2c8-4b1e-9bb1-3dd35265502f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Five minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith.

Visit...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Five minutes into 2026 things are already crazy, with the U.S. capturing the Nicolas Maduro, the president of Venezuela. Also Marc Maron says EVEN dumber stuff, this time about Joe Rogan directly, and we have new accusations against Will Smith.<br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6133</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,debate,eddie,foil,hat,johnny,maduro,marc,maron,rogan,sam,simulation,smith,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,will,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>2025 Review: Tracking Sam's Nicotine Use + Behind-the-Scenes Drama + Charlie Kirk/LA Fires</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/2025-review-tracking-sam-s-nicotine-use-behind-the-scenes-drama-charlie-kirk-la-fires--69216875</link><description><![CDATA[On this special edition of Broken Simulation we recap the year that was, including Sam's progressive use of nicotine, the L.A. fires, the Charlie Kirk event, behind-the-scenes drama with the Sarper visit, Sam's big weekend at the Comedy Mothership, a call to Alex Stein, so much more!<br /><br />For Ridge's BIGGEST sale of the year head to ridge.com/broken and tell them we sent you!<br /><br />Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to get.stash.com/BROKEN to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!<br /><br />Learn more about GOLD at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69216875</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2025 08:27:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69216875/broken_sim_eoy_2025_std.mp3" length="117463865" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3dd5afe8-1b38-4ea7-8e2a-2c43f6133f5a/3dd5afe8-1b38-4ea7-8e2a-2c43f6133f5a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3dd5afe8-1b38-4ea7-8e2a-2c43f6133f5a/3dd5afe8-1b38-4ea7-8e2a-2c43f6133f5a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/3dd5afe8-1b38-4ea7-8e2a-2c43f6133f5a/3dd5afe8-1b38-4ea7-8e2a-2c43f6133f5a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this special edition of Broken Simulation we recap the year that was, including Sam's progressive use of nicotine, the L.A. fires, the Charlie Kirk event, behind-the-scenes drama with the Sarper visit, Sam's big weekend at the Comedy Mothership, a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this special edition of Broken Simulation we recap the year that was, including Sam's progressive use of nicotine, the L.A. fires, the Charlie Kirk event, behind-the-scenes drama with the Sarper visit, Sam's big weekend at the Comedy Mothership, a call to Alex Stein, so much more!<br /><br />For Ridge's BIGGEST sale of the year head to ridge.com/broken and tell them we sent you!<br /><br />Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to get.stash.com/BROKEN to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!<br /><br />Learn more about GOLD at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7342</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,candace,charlie,eddie,foil,hat,hinchcliffe,joe,johnny,kirk,owens,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tony,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>182: Rob Reiner Shock + Candace Owens Meets Erika Kirk + 2025 Review</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/182-rob-reiner-shock-candace-owens-meets-erika-kirk-2025-review--69164154</link><description><![CDATA[We talk Erika Kirk's meeting with Candace Owens (and Erika's weird joke afterward), the shock of the Rob Reiner situation, a hilarious Bollywood take on A.H., a review of 2025, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.<br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Go to <a href="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://superpower.com/gift&amp;sa=D&amp;source=editors&amp;ust=1766395887014175&amp;usg=AOvVaw1jz05siVqGvN4zA8d51D--" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Superpower.com/gift</a> to get a free $49 premium gift box with your gifted membership!<br /><br />Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69164154</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2025 08:43:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69164154/broken_sim_bs_final_2025.mp3" length="101507175" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d642d1cf-8d2d-4ef0-ae26-9682cf14364a/d642d1cf-8d2d-4ef0-ae26-9682cf14364a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d642d1cf-8d2d-4ef0-ae26-9682cf14364a/d642d1cf-8d2d-4ef0-ae26-9682cf14364a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d642d1cf-8d2d-4ef0-ae26-9682cf14364a/d642d1cf-8d2d-4ef0-ae26-9682cf14364a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk Erika Kirk's meeting with Candace Owens (and Erika's weird joke afterward), the shock of the Rob Reiner situation, a hilarious Bollywood take on A.H., a review of 2025, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk Erika Kirk's meeting with Candace Owens (and Erika's weird joke afterward), the shock of the Rob Reiner situation, a hilarious Bollywood take on A.H., a review of 2025, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.<br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Go to <a href="https://www.google.com/url?q=http://superpower.com/gift&amp;sa=D&amp;source=editors&amp;ust=1766395887014175&amp;usg=AOvVaw1jz05siVqGvN4zA8d51D--" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Superpower.com/gift</a> to get a free $49 premium gift box with your gifted membership!<br /><br />Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br />Go to gemini.com/card to learn more! Terms Apply.<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6345</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,candace,charlie,comedy,erika,foil,hat,johnny,kirk,owens,putin,reiner,rob,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>181: New Epstein Pics (Clinton/Gates/Trump) + Nick Fuentes on Piers + Burr Confronts Maron</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/181-new-epstein-pics-clinton-gates-trump-nick-fuentes-on-piers-burr-confronts-maron--69053375</link><description><![CDATA[We'll talk new Epstein pics (featuring Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump ... ), an exciting hair loss treatment, Trump potentially rescheduling marijuana, Nick Fuentes on Piers Morgan, DIck Van Dyke turning 100, how Sam heard through the grapevine that Bill Burr confronted Marc Maron, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.<br /><br />Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Go to buyraycon.com/BROKENOPEN to save on Raycon audio products sitewide!<br /><br />Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to get.stash.com/BROKEN to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/69053375</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2025 09:42:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/69053375/broken_sim_bs181.mp3" length="125445787" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6b829286-5f89-4c46-b712-c3823cd5c05e/6b829286-5f89-4c46-b712-c3823cd5c05e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6b829286-5f89-4c46-b712-c3823cd5c05e/6b829286-5f89-4c46-b712-c3823cd5c05e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/6b829286-5f89-4c46-b712-c3823cd5c05e/6b829286-5f89-4c46-b712-c3823cd5c05e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We'll talk new Epstein pics (featuring Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump ... ), an exciting hair loss treatment, Trump potentially rescheduling marijuana, Nick Fuentes on Piers Morgan, DIck Van Dyke turning 100, how Sam heard through the grapevine that...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We'll talk new Epstein pics (featuring Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump ... ), an exciting hair loss treatment, Trump potentially rescheduling marijuana, Nick Fuentes on Piers Morgan, DIck Van Dyke turning 100, how Sam heard through the grapevine that Bill Burr confronted Marc Maron, and loads more on this week's LIVE Broken Sim with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.<br /><br />Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Go to buyraycon.com/BROKENOPEN to save on Raycon audio products sitewide!<br /><br />Don’t let your money sit around—put it to work with Stash. Go to get.stash.com/BROKEN to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7841</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bill,broken,burr,comedy,epstein,fuentes,gates,jeffrey,johnny,morgan,nick,piers,sam,simulation,tfh,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>180: Owen Benjamin Was Right + Candace Owens' Background + Idiotic Comedian Rankings</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/180-owen-benjamin-was-right-candace-owens-background-idiotic-comedian-rankings--68942837</link><description><![CDATA[We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen Benjamin being right, Tucker Carlson trying to get Piers Morgan to say the N-word, and much more.<br /><br />Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Take advantage of holiday BOGO savings and enjoy free shipping on orders over $45 at cornbreadhemp.com/broken using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! <br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br /><br />**Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68942837</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2025 13:08:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68942837/broken_sim_std_180_audio.mp3" length="95541914" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf0193a6-445b-4836-854c-144fe65e9b80/bf0193a6-445b-4836-854c-144fe65e9b80.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf0193a6-445b-4836-854c-144fe65e9b80/bf0193a6-445b-4836-854c-144fe65e9b80.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/bf0193a6-445b-4836-854c-144fe65e9b80/bf0193a6-445b-4836-854c-144fe65e9b80.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen Benjamin being right, Tucker Carlson trying to get Piers Morgan to say the N-word, and much more....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back to talk the top 25 comedians of the 21st century, President Trump's revival of the Monroe Doctrine, revelations about Candace Owens, Owen Benjamin being right, Tucker Carlson trying to get Piers Morgan to say the N-word, and much more.<br /><br />Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br /><br />Visit Hims.com/BrokenSim for your free online visit!<br /><br />Take advantage of holiday BOGO savings and enjoy free shipping on orders over $45 at cornbreadhemp.com/broken using the code "BROKEN" at checkout! <br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br /><br />**Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5972</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>attell,benjamin,bill,broken,burr,candace,comedy,dave,foil,hat,johnny,owen,owens,sam,simulation,stanhope,tfh,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>179: War With Venezuela? + More UFO Talk + Sam Sticks Nicotine Up His Bum</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/179-war-with-venezuela-more-ufo-talk-sam-sticks-nicotine-up-his-bum--68814571</link><description><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are live! We talk possible war with Venezuela as President Trump closes their airspace, the L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calling Spencer Pratt a liar, more "proof" of UFOs in the 40s and 50s, an infuriating gaming story, and loads more.<br /><br />Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Terms apply.#CashAppPod**<br /><br />Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br /><br />**Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68814571</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2025 07:46:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68814571/broken_sim_bs_new.mp3" length="88180546" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28359fea-9d41-413a-9e67-865403b68a11/28359fea-9d41-413a-9e67-865403b68a11.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28359fea-9d41-413a-9e67-865403b68a11/28359fea-9d41-413a-9e67-865403b68a11.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/28359fea-9d41-413a-9e67-865403b68a11/28359fea-9d41-413a-9e67-865403b68a11.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are live! We talk possible war with Venezuela as President Trump closes their airspace, the L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calling Spencer Pratt a liar, more "proof" of UFOs in the 40s and 50s, an infuriating gaming story, and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are live! We talk possible war with Venezuela as President Trump closes their airspace, the L.A. Mayor Karen Bass calling Spencer Pratt a liar, more "proof" of UFOs in the 40s and 50s, an infuriating gaming story, and loads more.<br /><br />Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Terms apply.#CashAppPod**<br /><br />Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br /><br />**Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5512</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aliens,bass,broken,disclosure,foil,hat,johnny,karen,pratt,sam,simulation,spencer,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,uap,ufo,venezuela,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>178: Trump Reverses Epstein Course (Again) + Alex Stein Calls + SKANKFEST!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/178-trump-reverses-epstein-course-again-alex-stein-calls-skankfest--68617523</link><description><![CDATA[President Trump reverses course again on the Epstein files, after spending the week attacking Republicans who planned to vote for the release. That, plus we learn of a woman with real superpowers, the British government withholding important *****-19 data, and Sam talks Skankfest!<br /><br />Give the gift of a retreat this holiday season at www.quince.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Use the code "BROKEN" for 15 percent off at theperfectjean.nyc/BROKEN!<br /><br />Visit HIMS.com/BROKENSIM for your free online visit!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68617523</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2025 13:53:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68617523/broken_sim_bs178.mp3" length="118650607" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4a9b8c6-b9f5-4747-babf-7b972cf641e6/f4a9b8c6-b9f5-4747-babf-7b972cf641e6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4a9b8c6-b9f5-4747-babf-7b972cf641e6/f4a9b8c6-b9f5-4747-babf-7b972cf641e6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f4a9b8c6-b9f5-4747-babf-7b972cf641e6/f4a9b8c6-b9f5-4747-babf-7b972cf641e6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>President Trump reverses course again on the Epstein files, after spending the week attacking Republicans who planned to vote for the release. That, plus we learn of a woman with real superpowers, the British government withholding important *****-19...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[President Trump reverses course again on the Epstein files, after spending the week attacking Republicans who planned to vote for the release. That, plus we learn of a woman with real superpowers, the British government withholding important *****-19 data, and Sam talks Skankfest!<br /><br />Give the gift of a retreat this holiday season at www.quince.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Use the code "BROKEN" for 15 percent off at theperfectjean.nyc/BROKEN!<br /><br />Visit HIMS.com/BROKENSIM for your free online visit!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7416</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alex,broken,comedy,epstein,foil,gomez,hat,johnny,luis,mtg,podcast,rogan,sam,simulation,skankfest,stein,tin,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>177: Leslie Jones Attacks Tony Hinchcliffe + J6 Pipe-Bomb Bombshell! + Patrick Bet-David's IDIOTIC Take</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/177-leslie-jones-attacks-tony-hinchcliffe-j6-pipe-bomb-bombshell-patrick-bet-david-s-idiotic-take--68497691</link><description><![CDATA[Patrick Bet-David wins DUMBEST TAKE EVER, Dick Cheney is dead, revelations in the J6 pipe bomb plot, UFOs in the water, Trump introduces 50-year-mortgages, Sam goes to a circus, and Leslie Jones takes on Tony Hinchcliffe on this episode of Broken Simulation!<br /><br />Get Raycon's big Black Friday deal at www.buyraycon.com/broken!<br /><br />Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Save 30-percent off your first order at cornbreadhemp.com/broken!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68497691</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2025 15:17:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68497691/broken_sim_bs177_std.mp3" length="100876474" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9131149a-eee9-4f2a-a105-538d31db4129/9131149a-eee9-4f2a-a105-538d31db4129.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9131149a-eee9-4f2a-a105-538d31db4129/9131149a-eee9-4f2a-a105-538d31db4129.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9131149a-eee9-4f2a-a105-538d31db4129/9131149a-eee9-4f2a-a105-538d31db4129.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Patrick Bet-David wins DUMBEST TAKE EVER, Dick Cheney is dead, revelations in the J6 pipe bomb plot, UFOs in the water, Trump introduces 50-year-mortgages, Sam goes to a circus, and Leslie Jones takes on Tony Hinchcliffe on this episode of Broken...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Patrick Bet-David wins DUMBEST TAKE EVER, Dick Cheney is dead, revelations in the J6 pipe bomb plot, UFOs in the water, Trump introduces 50-year-mortgages, Sam goes to a circus, and Leslie Jones takes on Tony Hinchcliffe on this episode of Broken Simulation!<br /><br />Get Raycon's big Black Friday deal at www.buyraycon.com/broken!<br /><br />Tempo is offering 60-percent off your first box at tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Save 30-percent off your first order at cornbreadhemp.com/broken!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6305</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bet,broken,cheney,david,dick,foil,hat,hinchcliffe,johnny,jones,leslie,patrick,pbd,sam,simulation,tin,tony,tripoli,ufo,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>176: Sam Mourns His Dog + Nick Fuentes Does Tucker + Charlie Kirk Probe Shut Down?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/176-sam-mourns-his-dog-nick-fuentes-does-tucker-charlie-kirk-probe-shut-down--68392460</link><description><![CDATA[We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newon going after Joe Rogan, whether the Austin serial anti-life activist has moved to Houston, escaped monkeys, an insane CIA plot that recently came to light, an NFL missed kick conspiracy, and much more on this live Broken Simulation!<br /> <br />Right now, Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code "BROKENSIM20"!<br /><br />Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Visit HIMS.com/BROKENSIM for your free online visit!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68392460</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2025 09:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68392460/broken_sim_bslivelive.mp3" length="111685735" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea2fbea0-b221-4e04-af93-930bbf8083b8/ea2fbea0-b221-4e04-af93-930bbf8083b8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea2fbea0-b221-4e04-af93-930bbf8083b8/ea2fbea0-b221-4e04-af93-930bbf8083b8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ea2fbea0-b221-4e04-af93-930bbf8083b8/ea2fbea0-b221-4e04-af93-930bbf8083b8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newon going after Joe Rogan, whether the Austin serial anti-life activist has moved to Houston, escaped...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We celebrate Sam Tripoli's birthday, and talk Nick Fuentes on Tucker Carlson, the FBI shutting down an inquiry into the Charlie Kirk event, Gavin Newon going after Joe Rogan, whether the Austin serial anti-life activist has moved to Houston, escaped monkeys, an insane CIA plot that recently came to light, an NFL missed kick conspiracy, and much more on this live Broken Simulation!<br /> <br />Right now, Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off a first purchase at mizzenandmain.com, promo code "BROKENSIM20"!<br /><br />Secure your legacy at bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Visit HIMS.com/BROKENSIM for your free online visit!<br /><br />For Sam's dates visit samtripoli.com/events!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6981</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,candace,carlson,charlie,fbi,foil,fuentes,hat,kash,kirk,nick,owens,patel,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,tucker</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>175: NJ Drone Mystery 'Solved' + Sam Does Rogan's Club + Candace Owens To Ignore Gag Order</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/175-nj-drone-mystery-solved-sam-does-rogan-s-club-candace-owens-to-ignore-gag-order--68252719</link><description><![CDATA[We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump slathering the Adelsons and Bibi, Jim Acosta's insane interview, AND there's a new color.<br /><br />Get 60-percent off at www.tempomeals.com/broken!<br /><br />Secure your legacy at www.bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Make the switch at www.mintmobile.com/broken!<br /><br />Head to theperfectjean.nyc and use the code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68252719</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2025 13:25:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68252719/broken_sim_bsaustin.mp3" length="95485637" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c47efa6-988d-4148-b5e3-aef4149bb9b9/0c47efa6-988d-4148-b5e3-aef4149bb9b9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c47efa6-988d-4148-b5e3-aef4149bb9b9/0c47efa6-988d-4148-b5e3-aef4149bb9b9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0c47efa6-988d-4148-b5e3-aef4149bb9b9/0c47efa6-988d-4148-b5e3-aef4149bb9b9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump slathering the Adelsons and Bibi, Jim Acosta's insane interview, AND there's a new color.

Get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're live from Austin, TX as Sam does a weekend at Joe Rogan's Comedy Mothership. We get into John Bolton's indictment, Marc Maron's hypocrisy, Trump slathering the Adelsons and Bibi, Jim Acosta's insane interview, AND there's a new color.<br /><br />Get 60-percent off at www.tempomeals.com/broken!<br /><br />Secure your legacy at www.bluechew.com using the code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Make the switch at www.mintmobile.com/broken!<br /><br />Head to theperfectjean.nyc and use the code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5968</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>acosta,austin,broken,comedy,drones,jersey,joe,johnny,kurt,marc,maron,metzger,nj,olo,podcast,rogan,sam,simulation,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>174: Charlie Kirk Israel Texts Revealed + Bill Burr's Mistake + Trump's Gaza Ceasefire</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/174-charlie-kirk-israel-texts-revealed-bill-burr-s-mistake-trump-s-gaza-ceasefire--68115858</link><description><![CDATA[We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, potential ballot scams in California, and the Trump-negotiated Gaza ceasefire.<br /><br />For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim.<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><b></b><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68115858</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2025 10:20:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68115858/broken_sim_bs174.mp3" length="130678218" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/caa20b03-0581-4397-a9cb-6ce0cc6241d2/caa20b03-0581-4397-a9cb-6ce0cc6241d2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/caa20b03-0581-4397-a9cb-6ce0cc6241d2/caa20b03-0581-4397-a9cb-6ce0cc6241d2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/caa20b03-0581-4397-a9cb-6ce0cc6241d2/caa20b03-0581-4397-a9cb-6ce0cc6241d2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, potential ballot scams in California, and the Trump-negotiated Gaza ceasefire....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back as the Charlie Kirk event takes yet another twist, with texts that seem to confirm what some suspected. Also we discuss reaction to Bill Burr in Saudi Arabia, potential ballot scams in California, and the Trump-negotiated Gaza ceasefire.<br /><br />For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim.<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><b></b><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8168</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arabia,bill,broken,burr,candace,charlie,comedy,foil,gaza,hat,johnny,kirk,owens,rogan,sam,saudi,simulation,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>173: Candace Owens' Bombshell Charlie Kirk Theory + Theo Von's Taping + Kanye's List</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/173-candace-owens-bombshell-charlie-kirk-theory-theo-von-s-taping-kanye-s-list--68027991</link><description><![CDATA[We talk Candace Owen's explosive new theory about Tyler Robinson and his role in the Charlie Kirk event, plus Kanye has a list of his own, and we get into recent reports about Theo Von's taping on this special live edition of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.<br /><br />Right now Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at www.mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><b></b><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/68027991</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2025 08:25:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/68027991/broken_sim_bs173.mp3" length="80945673" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d16dc067-f604-4355-9240-f6b7c9d63c45/d16dc067-f604-4355-9240-f6b7c9d63c45.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d16dc067-f604-4355-9240-f6b7c9d63c45/d16dc067-f604-4355-9240-f6b7c9d63c45.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d16dc067-f604-4355-9240-f6b7c9d63c45/d16dc067-f604-4355-9240-f6b7c9d63c45.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk Candace Owen's explosive new theory about Tyler Robinson and his role in the Charlie Kirk event, plus Kanye has a list of his own, and we get into recent reports about Theo Von's taping on this special live edition of Broken Simulation with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk Candace Owen's explosive new theory about Tyler Robinson and his role in the Charlie Kirk event, plus Kanye has a list of his own, and we get into recent reports about Theo Von's taping on this special live edition of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.<br /><br />Right now Mizzen &amp; Main is offering our listeners 20-percent off their first purchase at www.mizzenandmain.com, promo code BROKENSIM20!<br /><br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><b></b><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5060</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,candace,charlie,foil,hat,johnny,kanye,kirk,owens,robinson,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,theo,tin,tripoli,tyler,von,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>172: Nic Cage/Charlie Kirk Connection + Rogan Club Gone Woke? + Tim Dillon Fired From Saudi Festival</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/172-nic-cage-charlie-kirk-connection-rogan-club-gone-woke-tim-dillon-fired-from-saudi-festival--67936227</link><description><![CDATA[Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes" is the film that seems to have a ton of correlations to the Charlie Kirk event, we talk about Tim Dillon being fired from a gig in UAE and the big Saudi comedy festival, we get into Steven Crowder's take on Kirk, and we address allegations that Joe Rogan's comedy club has gone woke (or is it extreme right-wing?!). Oh, and we listen to a creepy 911 crypid phone call.<br /><br />Head to www.fastgrowingtrees.com and use the code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 15-percent off!<br /><br />Get 60-percent off at www.tempomeals.com/broken!<br /><br />Make the switch at www.mintmobile.com/broken!<br /><br />For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim.<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67936227</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2025 07:20:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67936227/broken_sim_bs172_final_ad_check.mp3" length="145172207" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8efbb352-419e-4026-8fa4-4b254a5887c0/8efbb352-419e-4026-8fa4-4b254a5887c0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8efbb352-419e-4026-8fa4-4b254a5887c0/8efbb352-419e-4026-8fa4-4b254a5887c0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8efbb352-419e-4026-8fa4-4b254a5887c0/8efbb352-419e-4026-8fa4-4b254a5887c0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes" is the film that seems to have a ton of correlations to the Charlie Kirk event, we talk about Tim...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam proves yet again that he's an oracle whose predictive power rivals ... the films of Nicolas Cage?! We talk about how crazy it is that "Snake Eyes" is the film that seems to have a ton of correlations to the Charlie Kirk event, we talk about Tim Dillon being fired from a gig in UAE and the big Saudi comedy festival, we get into Steven Crowder's take on Kirk, and we address allegations that Joe Rogan's comedy club has gone woke (or is it extreme right-wing?!). Oh, and we listen to a creepy 911 crypid phone call.<br /><br />Head to www.fastgrowingtrees.com and use the code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 15-percent off!<br /><br />Get 60-percent off at www.tempomeals.com/broken!<br /><br />Make the switch at www.mintmobile.com/broken!<br /><br />For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim.<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9074</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,cage,charlie,crowder,dillon,eyes,foil,hat,joe,kirk,nicolas,rogan,sam,simulation,snake,steven,tfh,tim,tin,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>171: Charlie Kirk Fallout/Theories + Kimmel Fired + New UAP Footage + Zuckerberg FAIL</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/171-charlie-kirk-fallout-theories-kimmel-fired-new-uap-footage-zuckerberg-fail--67847684</link><description><![CDATA[We continue to grapple with the Charlie Kirk incident. Apparently the military plans to use him in their recruiting. Jimmy Kimmel probably wishes he never mentioned Kirk. Mark Zuckerberg's big live Meta glasses event was an epic fail. Candace Owens has compelling info. And we look at new UAP footage, all on this new Broken Sim.<br /><br />Head to www.fastgrowingtrees.com and use the code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 15-percent off!<br /><br />Get your first month of BlueChew free by using the code "BROKEN" at checkout at www.bluechew.com and pay $5 for shipping! <br /><br />For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim.<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67847684</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2025 07:48:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67847684/broken_sim_bs171_std.mp3" length="157975989" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f19e42d0-4b1e-423c-8968-a1226d2bcc8a/f19e42d0-4b1e-423c-8968-a1226d2bcc8a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f19e42d0-4b1e-423c-8968-a1226d2bcc8a/f19e42d0-4b1e-423c-8968-a1226d2bcc8a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f19e42d0-4b1e-423c-8968-a1226d2bcc8a/f19e42d0-4b1e-423c-8968-a1226d2bcc8a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We continue to grapple with the Charlie Kirk incident. Apparently the military plans to use him in their recruiting. Jimmy Kimmel probably wishes he never mentioned Kirk. Mark Zuckerberg's big live Meta glasses event was an epic fail. Candace Owens...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We continue to grapple with the Charlie Kirk incident. Apparently the military plans to use him in their recruiting. Jimmy Kimmel probably wishes he never mentioned Kirk. Mark Zuckerberg's big live Meta glasses event was an epic fail. Candace Owens has compelling info. And we look at new UAP footage, all on this new Broken Sim.<br /><br />Head to www.fastgrowingtrees.com and use the code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 15-percent off!<br /><br />Get your first month of BlueChew free by using the code "BROKEN" at checkout at www.bluechew.com and pay $5 for shipping! <br /><br />For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim.<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7899</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,candace,charlie,comedy,episode,foil,hat,jimmy,johnny,kimmel,kirk,owens,rogan,sam,simulation,tin,tripoli,uap,ufo,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>170: Sam's Message to Bryan Callen (After Rogan Debate) + Creepy Trump-Epstein Letter + Jim Breuer's Wisdom</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/170-sam-s-message-to-bryan-callen-after-rogan-debate-creepy-trump-epstein-letter-jim-breuer-s-wisdom--67733576</link><description><![CDATA[Sam has some words for Bryan Callen after Bryan gets a little talking-to about science by Rogan, we absorb some wisdom from Jim Breuer, and we take a dive into whether the creepy letter to Epstein that appears to be signed by Trump should be damning to the president on this new episode.<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />Protect your online privacy today and find out how you can get up to four extra months free by visiting www.ExpressVPN.com/BROKENSIM!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67733576</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2025 11:54:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67733576/broken_sim_bs170std_final.mp3" length="115043201" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/87eb51a0-5580-4ed9-a7c2-1711fe7dc1f4/87eb51a0-5580-4ed9-a7c2-1711fe7dc1f4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/87eb51a0-5580-4ed9-a7c2-1711fe7dc1f4/87eb51a0-5580-4ed9-a7c2-1711fe7dc1f4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/87eb51a0-5580-4ed9-a7c2-1711fe7dc1f4/87eb51a0-5580-4ed9-a7c2-1711fe7dc1f4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam has some words for Bryan Callen after Bryan gets a little talking-to about science by Rogan, we absorb some wisdom from Jim Breuer, and we take a dive into whether the creepy letter to Epstein that appears to be signed by Trump should be damning...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam has some words for Bryan Callen after Bryan gets a little talking-to about science by Rogan, we absorb some wisdom from Jim Breuer, and we take a dive into whether the creepy letter to Epstein that appears to be signed by Trump should be damning to the president on this new episode.<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />Protect your online privacy today and find out how you can get up to four extra months free by visiting www.ExpressVPN.com/BROKENSIM!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7191</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>breuer,bryan,callen,charlie,deep,eddie,epstein,foil,hat,jim,joe,kirk,letter,rogan,sam,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,waters</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>169: CIA Podcast Plants + Off the Grid Ryan Update + UK Free Speech Arrests</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/169-cia-podcast-plants-off-the-grid-ryan-update-uk-free-speech-arrests--67672710</link><description><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to milk this thing for all it is worth. We talk Putin and Xi being caught talking life extension and organ transplantation on a hot mic, celebrate the life of one of the great character actors, discuss UK free speech arrests, CIA podcast plants, and Sam shares an Off-the-Grid Ryan update, and so much more.<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67672710</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2025 08:20:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67672710/broken_sim_live_is_trump_sick_return_of_the_pay_pigs.mp3" length="101515113" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a0837eed-d8b4-4cc7-b650-1dd793a831de/a0837eed-d8b4-4cc7-b650-1dd793a831de.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a0837eed-d8b4-4cc7-b650-1dd793a831de/a0837eed-d8b4-4cc7-b650-1dd793a831de.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/a0837eed-d8b4-4cc7-b650-1dd793a831de/a0837eed-d8b4-4cc7-b650-1dd793a831de.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to milk this thing for all it is worth. We talk Putin and Xi being caught talking life extension and organ transplantation on a hot mic, celebrate the life of one of the great character actors, discuss UK free...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to milk this thing for all it is worth. We talk Putin and Xi being caught talking life extension and organ transplantation on a hot mic, celebrate the life of one of the great character actors, discuss UK free speech arrests, CIA podcast plants, and Sam shares an Off-the-Grid Ryan update, and so much more.<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6345</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,cia,comedy,conspiracy,eddie,foil,hat,joe,johnny,podcast,putin,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,woodard,xi</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>168: Sam Did Rogan! (Austin move?) + Netanyahu on PBD + Sam Gets Secret Love Letter From Fan</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/168-sam-did-rogan-austin-move-netanyahu-on-pbd-sam-gets-secret-love-letter-from-fan--67578979</link><description><![CDATA[Sam recaps his Rogan experience and reads a surprising letter live on the show from a woman who wants to hook up with him. Also this week we talk Netanyahu on PBD, Amanda Seales getting WRECKED by other black people in debate, Kim Iversen being menaced, Marc Maron being a dick, and a new comedian embodying the Andrew Dice Clay spirit -- maybe a little too much.<br /><br />For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim.<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67578979</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2025 09:47:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67578979/broken_sim_168_std.mp3" length="114954851" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cc777bcd-b8fd-439e-a591-9a6ed5daccf8/cc777bcd-b8fd-439e-a591-9a6ed5daccf8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cc777bcd-b8fd-439e-a591-9a6ed5daccf8/cc777bcd-b8fd-439e-a591-9a6ed5daccf8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/cc777bcd-b8fd-439e-a591-9a6ed5daccf8/cc777bcd-b8fd-439e-a591-9a6ed5daccf8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam recaps his Rogan experience and reads a surprising letter live on the show from a woman who wants to hook up with him. Also this week we talk Netanyahu on PBD, Amanda Seales getting WRECKED by other black people in debate, Kim Iversen being...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam recaps his Rogan experience and reads a surprising letter live on the show from a woman who wants to hook up with him. Also this week we talk Netanyahu on PBD, Amanda Seales getting WRECKED by other black people in debate, Kim Iversen being menaced, Marc Maron being a dick, and a new comedian embodying the Andrew Dice Clay spirit -- maybe a little too much.<br /><br />For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for hair loss, ED, weight loss, and more, visit www.hims.com/brokensim.<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? 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Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67504325</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2025 11:51:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67504325/bs167.mp3" length="94799690" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/63e5530a-b228-4ebb-8766-927e7a3c4b70/63e5530a-b228-4ebb-8766-927e7a3c4b70.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/63e5530a-b228-4ebb-8766-927e7a3c4b70/63e5530a-b228-4ebb-8766-927e7a3c4b70.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/63e5530a-b228-4ebb-8766-927e7a3c4b70/63e5530a-b228-4ebb-8766-927e7a3c4b70.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are back after an extended break (for Sam to do Rogan!) to take your feedback, talk about what's happening in Washington D.C., the immigrant crisis in the United Kingdom, and then we have an ADstravaganza!

Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are back after an extended break (for Sam to do Rogan!) to take your feedback, talk about what's happening in Washington D.C., the immigrant crisis in the United Kingdom, and then we have an ADstravaganza!<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />Get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your three-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />Protect your online privacy today and find out how you can get up to four extra months free by visiting www.ExpressVPN.com/BROKENSIM!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5925</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,comedy,conspiracy,dc,eddie,foil,hat,immigration,joe,johnny,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,washington,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>166: Sam Going On Rogan + Lex Fridman Under Fire + Alien Footage + Happy Gilmore 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/166-sam-going-on-rogan-lex-fridman-under-fire-alien-footage-happy-gilmore-2--67242890</link><description><![CDATA[This week on a live Broken Sim we learn Sam is headed back on the Joe Rogan Experience. We also have footage of aliens, and we discuss Lex Fridman being under fire, a crazy Trump/Kanye story, Happy Gilmore 2, the Wizard of Oz in Vegas, and loads more.<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />Get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your three-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67242890</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2025 08:49:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67242890/broken_simulation_live.mp3" length="105501190" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/809018fe-2ba7-43da-a508-8e3219fd4d4a/809018fe-2ba7-43da-a508-8e3219fd4d4a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/809018fe-2ba7-43da-a508-8e3219fd4d4a/809018fe-2ba7-43da-a508-8e3219fd4d4a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/809018fe-2ba7-43da-a508-8e3219fd4d4a/809018fe-2ba7-43da-a508-8e3219fd4d4a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on a live Broken Sim we learn Sam is headed back on the Joe Rogan Experience. We also have footage of aliens, and we discuss Lex Fridman being under fire, a crazy Trump/Kanye story, Happy Gilmore 2, the Wizard of Oz in Vegas, and loads more....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on a live Broken Sim we learn Sam is headed back on the Joe Rogan Experience. We also have footage of aliens, and we discuss Lex Fridman being under fire, a crazy Trump/Kanye story, Happy Gilmore 2, the Wizard of Oz in Vegas, and loads more.<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />Get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your three-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6594</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,experience,foil,fridman,hat,joe,johnny,kanye,lex,podcast,rogan,sam,simulation,tin,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>165: Nelk Boys Interview Netanyahu + Revisiting Rogan v Mencia + Hunter Biden Defends Crack + Colbert Canned</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/165-nelk-boys-interview-netanyahu-revisiting-rogan-v-mencia-hunter-biden-defends-crack-colbert-canned--67150433</link><description><![CDATA[The Nelk Boys host a murderous tyrant, and so does Shawn Ryan (Netanyahu and Gavin Newsom, respectively). We get into that, plus Hunter Biden's hilarious defense of hardcore drugs and his father, a review of the Carlos Mencia incident that got Rogan banned from the Store, and a look at Shane Gillis' wonderful ESPY performance.<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />Get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your three-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67150433</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2025 09:30:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67150433/broken_sim_165_std.mp3" length="108397907" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Nelk Boys host a murderous tyrant, and so does Shawn Ryan (Netanyahu and Gavin Newsom, respectively). We get into that, plus Hunter Biden's hilarious defense of hardcore drugs and his father, a review of the Carlos Mencia incident that got Rogan...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Nelk Boys host a murderous tyrant, and so does Shawn Ryan (Netanyahu and Gavin Newsom, respectively). We get into that, plus Hunter Biden's hilarious defense of hardcore drugs and his father, a review of the Carlos Mencia incident that got Rogan banned from the Store, and a look at Shane Gillis' wonderful ESPY performance.<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />Get Mint Mobile's new customer offer and your three-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at www.mintmobile.com/broken!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6775</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adam,biden,boys,broken,colbert,comedy,foil,friedland,hat,hunter,joe,mencia,nelk,netanyahu,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>164: Big News! + More Epstein Gaslighting + Thomas Massie Controlled? w/ Guest Sharay Hayes aka 'The Punisher' From The Diddy Trial</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/164-big-news-more-epstein-gaslighting-thomas-massie-controlled-w-guest-sharay-hayes-aka-the-punisher-from-the-diddy-trial--67012769</link><description><![CDATA[We have a big announcement! Also, The Punisher from the Diddy trial joins us on Broken Sim this week and shares his unbelievable story. Also this week: More Epstein gaslighting by Trump and many Republicans, Trump might help Ukraine attack Moscow, Sam thinks Thomas Massie could be controlled opposition, we consider whether Ghislaine Maxwell will be pardoned, and we conclude with a profound piece of footage.<br /><br />You can find Sharay Hayes' (a.k.a. "The Punisher") book here: https://a.co/d/i7DMHiM<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/67012769</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2025 12:16:56 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/67012769/bs164_std_final.mp3" length="91221034" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/632b7fd2-2991-4158-a64b-5e48864168f2/632b7fd2-2991-4158-a64b-5e48864168f2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/632b7fd2-2991-4158-a64b-5e48864168f2/632b7fd2-2991-4158-a64b-5e48864168f2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/632b7fd2-2991-4158-a64b-5e48864168f2/632b7fd2-2991-4158-a64b-5e48864168f2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We have a big announcement! Also, The Punisher from the Diddy trial joins us on Broken Sim this week and shares his unbelievable story. Also this week: More Epstein gaslighting by Trump and many Republicans, Trump might help Ukraine attack Moscow, Sam...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have a big announcement! Also, The Punisher from the Diddy trial joins us on Broken Sim this week and shares his unbelievable story. Also this week: More Epstein gaslighting by Trump and many Republicans, Trump might help Ukraine attack Moscow, Sam thinks Thomas Massie could be controlled opposition, we consider whether Ghislaine Maxwell will be pardoned, and we conclude with a profound piece of footage.<br /><br />You can find Sharay Hayes' (a.k.a. "The Punisher") book here: https://a.co/d/i7DMHiM<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5702</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,comedy,conspiracy,diddy,eddie,epistein,foil,hat,johnny,massie,politics,punisher,sam,simulation,thomas,tin,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>163: Epstein Lies Could Cost Trump + Cloud-Seeding Propaganda + Population Collapse Could Help Greater Israel Project</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/163-epstein-lies-could-cost-trump-cloud-seeding-propaganda-population-collapse-could-help-greater-israel-project--66972218</link><description><![CDATA[Why is the Trump administration lying to everyone about Epstein? Why is the weatherman industrial complex lying to us about cloud seeding? How does European population collapse relate to the Greater Israel Project? That, plus Sam actually taps some people. But for real, this time. Oh, and a man with boobs.<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />Protect your online privacy today and find out how you can get up to four extra months free by visiting www.ExpressVPN.com/BROKENSIM!<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66972218</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2025 10:58:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66972218/broken_sim_bs163_std_final_final_final.mp3" length="90056347" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5e77113-aeba-4510-83b3-9faf47cba058/d5e77113-aeba-4510-83b3-9faf47cba058.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5e77113-aeba-4510-83b3-9faf47cba058/d5e77113-aeba-4510-83b3-9faf47cba058.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d5e77113-aeba-4510-83b3-9faf47cba058/d5e77113-aeba-4510-83b3-9faf47cba058.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Why is the Trump administration lying to everyone about Epstein? Why is the weatherman industrial complex lying to us about cloud seeding? How does European population collapse relate to the Greater Israel Project? That, plus Sam actually taps some...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Why is the Trump administration lying to everyone about Epstein? Why is the weatherman industrial complex lying to us about cloud seeding? How does European population collapse relate to the Greater Israel Project? That, plus Sam actually taps some people. But for real, this time. Oh, and a man with boobs.<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />Protect your online privacy today and find out how you can get up to four extra months free by visiting www.ExpressVPN.com/BROKENSIM!<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5629</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,cia,cloud,comedy,eddie,epstein,flood,foil,hat,johnny,sam,seeding,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,tucker,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>162: Did Diddy Get Away With It? + Candace Owens' INSANE Trump/Macron Phone Call + Sam ***** Himself (Again)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/162-did-diddy-get-away-with-it-candace-owens-insane-trump-macron-phone-call-sam-himself-again--66881856</link><description><![CDATA[Did Diddy get away with it? We discuss that, Sam's latest sharting incident, the INSANITY that is the Candace Owens phone call from Trump about Macron's wife, and finally the Pee Wee Herman doc.<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66881856</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2025 09:54:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66881856/broken_sim_bs162std.mp3" length="85949898" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c02de612-1353-4f0f-b01f-a75c222b4b5b/c02de612-1353-4f0f-b01f-a75c222b4b5b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c02de612-1353-4f0f-b01f-a75c222b4b5b/c02de612-1353-4f0f-b01f-a75c222b4b5b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c02de612-1353-4f0f-b01f-a75c222b4b5b/c02de612-1353-4f0f-b01f-a75c222b4b5b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Did Diddy get away with it? We discuss that, Sam's latest sharting incident, the INSANITY that is the Candace Owens phone call from Trump about Macron's wife, and finally the Pee Wee Herman doc.

Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Did Diddy get away with it? We discuss that, Sam's latest sharting incident, the INSANITY that is the Candace Owens phone call from Trump about Macron's wife, and finally the Pee Wee Herman doc.<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5372</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,bryan,call,callen,candace,diddy,eddie,foil,hat,johnny,macron,owens,phone,sam,tfh,tin,trial,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>161: Trump = Peacemaker? + Sam Tripoli &amp; Owen Benjamin Meet + Iran/Israel</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/161-trump-peacemaker-sam-tripoli-owen-benjamin-meet-iran-israel--66784353</link><description><![CDATA[On this special live Broken Simulation we recap the insanity of the past few weeks, discuss whether President Trump is playing 4D chess in the Middle East, and then Sam Tripoli recaps his experience at Bro Grove!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66784353</guid><pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2025 10:01:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66784353/broken_sim_premium_bs161_audio.mp3" length="113800616" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e09d6be7-061d-4f2f-9327-06eed2621063/e09d6be7-061d-4f2f-9327-06eed2621063.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e09d6be7-061d-4f2f-9327-06eed2621063/e09d6be7-061d-4f2f-9327-06eed2621063.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e09d6be7-061d-4f2f-9327-06eed2621063/e09d6be7-061d-4f2f-9327-06eed2621063.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this special live Broken Simulation we recap the insanity of the past few weeks, discuss whether President Trump is playing 4D chess in the Middle East, and then Sam Tripoli recaps his experience at Bro Grove!

Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this special live Broken Simulation we recap the insanity of the past few weeks, discuss whether President Trump is playing 4D chess in the Middle East, and then Sam Tripoli recaps his experience at Bro Grove!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7113</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>benjamin,brohemian,broken,comedy,donald,foil,grove,hat,iran,israel,owen,president,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>160: L.A. is Burning! (Again) + Peter Thiel Tried To Buy Tim Dillon + Ali Siddiq In Studio!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/160-l-a-is-burning-again-peter-thiel-tried-to-buy-tim-dillon-ali-siddiq-in-studio--66578241</link><description><![CDATA[Our whole city is going crazy again. The world is melting down. Sam has Baby AIDS. The hilarious Ali Siddiq is in studio. And we learn that Peter Thiel tried to buy Tim Dillon, apparently.<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />For Ali Siddiq's comedy visit: https://alisiddiq.com<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66578241</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2025 13:12:45 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66578241/broken_sim_bs160_std_final.mp3" length="95731397" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f13a5c8c-6480-4974-96b5-1942b69a5b56/f13a5c8c-6480-4974-96b5-1942b69a5b56.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f13a5c8c-6480-4974-96b5-1942b69a5b56/f13a5c8c-6480-4974-96b5-1942b69a5b56.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f13a5c8c-6480-4974-96b5-1942b69a5b56/f13a5c8c-6480-4974-96b5-1942b69a5b56.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our whole city is going crazy again. The world is melting down. Sam has Baby AIDS. The hilarious Ali Siddiq is in studio. And we learn that Peter Thiel tried to buy Tim Dillon, apparently.

Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our whole city is going crazy again. The world is melting down. Sam has Baby AIDS. The hilarious Ali Siddiq is in studio. And we learn that Peter Thiel tried to buy Tim Dillon, apparently.<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />For Ali Siddiq's comedy visit: https://alisiddiq.com<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5984</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ali,angeles,bravo,broken,comedy,conspiracy,dillon,eddie,foil,hat,los,podcast,protests,sam,sarper,siddiq,simulation,tim,tin,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>159: Elon's Black Eye + Tim Dillon Wrecks Sam Harris + Tim Heidecker = Left Wing Rogan? + Will Trump Pardon Diddy?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/159-elon-s-black-eye-tim-dillon-wrecks-sam-harris-tim-heidecker-left-wing-rogan-will-trump-pardon-diddy--66436647</link><description><![CDATA[The guys are back to talk the Glenn Greenwald sex tape psyop, Sam's video game conspiracy, how the R-word is officially back, who the left wing Joe Rogan equivalent might be, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, the Diddy trial (would Trump pardon him?!), Elon's black eye, and more!<br /><br />Go to <a href="https://www.livelongerformula.com/sam" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.LiveLongerFormula.com/sam</a> and take control of your health!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66436647</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2025 10:23:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66436647/broken_sim_bs159std.mp3" length="121371521" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ca25b9a-88a5-40bf-bd52-4d91f0c8d905/7ca25b9a-88a5-40bf-bd52-4d91f0c8d905.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ca25b9a-88a5-40bf-bd52-4d91f0c8d905/7ca25b9a-88a5-40bf-bd52-4d91f0c8d905.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7ca25b9a-88a5-40bf-bd52-4d91f0c8d905/7ca25b9a-88a5-40bf-bd52-4d91f0c8d905.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guys are back to talk the Glenn Greenwald sex tape psyop, Sam's video game conspiracy, how the R-word is officially back, who the left wing Joe Rogan equivalent might be, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, the Diddy trial (would Trump pardon him?!),...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guys are back to talk the Glenn Greenwald sex tape psyop, Sam's video game conspiracy, how the R-word is officially back, who the left wing Joe Rogan equivalent might be, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, the Diddy trial (would Trump pardon him?!), Elon's black eye, and more!<br /><br />Go to <a href="https://www.livelongerformula.com/sam" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.LiveLongerFormula.com/sam</a> and take control of your health!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7586</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,comedy,conspiracy,diddy,dillon,eddie,elon,foil,greenwald,hat,joe,johnny,musk,rogan,sam,tfh,tim,tin,tripoli,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#158: Trump Ambushes SA Pres + Elon v Gates + Bernie Finally Gets Real ft. 90 Day Fiancé's Sarper in Studio!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/158-trump-ambushes-sa-pres-elon-v-gates-bernie-finally-gets-real-ft-90-day-fiance-s-sarper-in-studio--66277042</link><description><![CDATA[Trump gives out another spanking in the White House, this time to the president of South Africa, Elon calls out Bill Gates for his Epstein ties, Comey limply defends his "86" Trump post, Bernie Sanders calls Democrats a "threat to Democracy," more proof China isn't as populous as we're told, an update on the Mexican Navy fail, and a minor Super Heavy Legs update ... all on this week's Broken Simulation. To conclude the episode we welcome Sarper Güven of 90 Day FIance to discuss what it's like starting comedy in L.A. in 2025.<br /><br />Visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/brokensim use code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 30-percent off your first order!<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66277042</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2025 06:37:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66277042/broken_sim_bs158std.mp3" length="88776556" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f1c175d8-9dff-401e-bc24-bdb0dc33b6bb/f1c175d8-9dff-401e-bc24-bdb0dc33b6bb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f1c175d8-9dff-401e-bc24-bdb0dc33b6bb/f1c175d8-9dff-401e-bc24-bdb0dc33b6bb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f1c175d8-9dff-401e-bc24-bdb0dc33b6bb/f1c175d8-9dff-401e-bc24-bdb0dc33b6bb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Trump gives out another spanking in the White House, this time to the president of South Africa, Elon calls out Bill Gates for his Epstein ties, Comey limply defends his "86" Trump post, Bernie Sanders calls Democrats a "threat to Democracy," more...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Trump gives out another spanking in the White House, this time to the president of South Africa, Elon calls out Bill Gates for his Epstein ties, Comey limply defends his "86" Trump post, Bernie Sanders calls Democrats a "threat to Democracy," more proof China isn't as populous as we're told, an update on the Mexican Navy fail, and a minor Super Heavy Legs update ... all on this week's Broken Simulation. To conclude the episode we welcome Sarper Güven of 90 Day FIance to discuss what it's like starting comedy in L.A. in 2025.<br /><br />Visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/brokensim use code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 30-percent off your first order!<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5549</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>90,africa,bernie,bill,comedy,comey,day,elon,fiance,gates,guven,interview,sam,sarper,south,stand,standup,tripoli,trump,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>157: Sam Tripoli = Francis Bacon?! + James Comey Wants Trump 86'd + Kanye Writes Perfect Pop Song</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/157-sam-tripoli-francis-bacon-james-comey-wants-trump-86-d-kanye-writes-perfect-pop-song--66145104</link><description><![CDATA[SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House manipulate space and time, as they announced this week? Did Kanye West write the best pop melody ever? Is Pope Leo just a dude? Is Trump's relationship with Netanyahu fracturing? Is the Roganverse propping up bad comedy, as Slate alleges? We tackle those vital questions and more on the latest Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Go to <a href="https://www.livelongerformula.com/sam" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.LiveLongerFormula.com/sam</a> and take control of your health!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66145104</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2025 06:40:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66145104/broken_sim_bs157std.mp3" length="104626822" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/57b9b227-08a4-4746-bf97-056512bb304c/57b9b227-08a4-4746-bf97-056512bb304c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/57b9b227-08a4-4746-bf97-056512bb304c/57b9b227-08a4-4746-bf97-056512bb304c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/57b9b227-08a4-4746-bf97-056512bb304c/57b9b227-08a4-4746-bf97-056512bb304c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House manipulate space and time, as they announced this week? Did Kanye West write the best pop melody ever?...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House manipulate space and time, as they announced this week? Did Kanye West write the best pop melody ever? Is Pope Leo just a dude? Is Trump's relationship with Netanyahu fracturing? Is the Roganverse propping up bad comedy, as Slate alleges? We tackle those vital questions and more on the latest Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Go to <a href="https://www.livelongerformula.com/sam" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://www.LiveLongerFormula.com/sam</a> and take control of your health!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6540</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bacon,comey,donald,foil,francis,hat,house,james,kanye,leo,pope,sam,space,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,uap,west,white</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>156: More UFO/Pentagon 'Disclosure' + Sam at Tom Segura's Premiere with XG from Tin Foil Hat</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/156-more-ufo-pentagon-disclosure-sam-at-tom-segura-s-premiere-with-xg-from-tin-foil-hat--66049779</link><description><![CDATA[It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret program), the reveal of a chunky black statue in Times Square, Sam's favorite story ever, rumors of a Kamala/Clinton ticket in 2028, reports that Israel is keeping John Fetterman in office, George Santos going scorched earth on his colleagues, the world champion hide-and-seeker, and so much more!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br /><br /><b>More</b> <b>stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/66049779</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2025 06:35:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/66049779/broken_sim_bs156std.mp3" length="80841183" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/78d22957-a408-4d54-a19d-744ef446a4ec/78d22957-a408-4d54-a19d-744ef446a4ec.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/78d22957-a408-4d54-a19d-744ef446a4ec/78d22957-a408-4d54-a19d-744ef446a4ec.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/78d22957-a408-4d54-a19d-744ef446a4ec/78d22957-a408-4d54-a19d-744ef446a4ec.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret program), the reveal of a chunky black statue in Times Square, Sam's favorite story ever, rumors of a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret program), the reveal of a chunky black statue in Times Square, Sam's favorite story ever, rumors of a Kamala/Clinton ticket in 2028, reports that Israel is keeping John Fetterman in office, George Santos going scorched earth on his colleagues, the world champion hide-and-seeker, and so much more!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br /><br /><b>More</b> <b>stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5053</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aoc,conspiracy,dave,disclosure,foil,hat,hilarious,hillary,johnny,kamala,pentagon,portnoy,sam,tfh,tin,tripoli,uap,ufo,woodard,xg</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>155: Kanye **** His Cousin + UK Blocking Sun (Weather Mod) + Jordan Peterson Trashes Rep With Israel Talk</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/155-kanye-his-cousin-uk-blocking-sun-weather-mod-jordan-peterson-trashes-rep-with-israel-talk--65775072</link><description><![CDATA[Kanye West has gone even deeper into the mouth of madness. We take a look at that, Katy Perry's bizarre tour choreography, Sam not being allowed into the Clippers game, Shannon Sharpe's bad decision making, Sam's experience gigging with Gavin McInnes, the Pope's death, Jordan Peterson going full dipshit, the UK considering blocking out the sun, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli.<br /><br />Visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/brokensim use code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 30-percent off your first order!<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!<br /><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65775072</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2025 06:47:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65775072/broken_sim_bs155_std_final.mp3" length="128137862" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/044ae0ec-cb79-48d0-9235-5ccb856d6898/044ae0ec-cb79-48d0-9235-5ccb856d6898.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/044ae0ec-cb79-48d0-9235-5ccb856d6898/044ae0ec-cb79-48d0-9235-5ccb856d6898.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/044ae0ec-cb79-48d0-9235-5ccb856d6898/044ae0ec-cb79-48d0-9235-5ccb856d6898.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kanye West has gone even deeper into the mouth of madness. We take a look at that, Katy Perry's bizarre tour choreography, Sam not being allowed into the Clippers game, Shannon Sharpe's bad decision making, Sam's experience gigging with Gavin McInnes,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kanye West has gone even deeper into the mouth of madness. We take a look at that, Katy Perry's bizarre tour choreography, Sam not being allowed into the Clippers game, Shannon Sharpe's bad decision making, Sam's experience gigging with Gavin McInnes, the Pope's death, Jordan Peterson going full dipshit, the UK considering blocking out the sun, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli.<br /><br />Visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/brokensim use code "BROKENSIM" at checkout for 30-percent off your first order!<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Head to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!<br /><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8009</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,comedy,conspiracy,foil,gavin,hat,joe,johnny,jordan,kanye,modification,peterson,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,weather,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#154: Sam Addresses Controlled Opposition Accusations + Blue Origin's Bad Day + Douglas Murray Self-Owns</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/154-sam-addresses-controlled-opposition-accusations-blue-origin-s-bad-day-douglas-murray-self-owns--65648192</link><description><![CDATA[Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard address accusations by the Tiktok fringe that Sam is controlled opposition, before getting into Douglas Murray's latest self-own, and discussing Blue Origin's shenanigans at the edge of "space" with Katy Perry and a gaggle of other "strong women."<br /><br />$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65648192</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2025 07:51:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65648192/broken_sim_bs154_std.mp3" length="124617810" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f5a46dbe-03e8-4b39-948e-d353765ec1f5/f5a46dbe-03e8-4b39-948e-d353765ec1f5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f5a46dbe-03e8-4b39-948e-d353765ec1f5/f5a46dbe-03e8-4b39-948e-d353765ec1f5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f5a46dbe-03e8-4b39-948e-d353765ec1f5/f5a46dbe-03e8-4b39-948e-d353765ec1f5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard address accusations by the Tiktok fringe that Sam is controlled opposition, before getting into Douglas Murray's latest self-own, and discussing Blue Origin's shenanigans at the edge of "space" with Katy Perry and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard address accusations by the Tiktok fringe that Sam is controlled opposition, before getting into Douglas Murray's latest self-own, and discussing Blue Origin's shenanigans at the edge of "space" with Katy Perry and a gaggle of other "strong women."<br /><br />$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7789</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blue,bravo,comedy,conspiracy,douglas,earth,eddie,flat,foil,hat,joe,murray,origin,rogan,sam,stand,tfh,tin,tripoli,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#153: Talking Douglas Murray/Dave Smith on Rogan + Russell Brand + 'Dire Wolves' + John Wick 5</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/153-talking-douglas-murray-dave-smith-on-rogan-russell-brand-dire-wolves-john-wick-5--65548234</link><description><![CDATA[We talk Douglas Murray's failed takedown of Dave Smith on the Joe Rogan Experience, the "de-extinction" of "dire wolves," Sam Harris' continued lunacy, Russell Brand, and dealing with the general insanity of the world on today's live Broken Simulation!<br /><br />Learn more about HIMS and start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/BROKENSIM.<br /><br />For 30-percent off your first order visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN, and use code BROKEN at checkout!<br /><br />For a limited time, Tempo is offering Broken Sim listeners 60-percent off their first box! Go to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65548234</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2025 09:55:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65548234/bs153.mp3" length="111882444" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/53d3b88d-9b4d-4173-8f1b-b1291f6de1c0/53d3b88d-9b4d-4173-8f1b-b1291f6de1c0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/53d3b88d-9b4d-4173-8f1b-b1291f6de1c0/53d3b88d-9b4d-4173-8f1b-b1291f6de1c0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/53d3b88d-9b4d-4173-8f1b-b1291f6de1c0/53d3b88d-9b4d-4173-8f1b-b1291f6de1c0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk Douglas Murray's failed takedown of Dave Smith on the Joe Rogan Experience, the "de-extinction" of "dire wolves," Sam Harris' continued lunacy, Russell Brand, and dealing with the general insanity of the world on today's live Broken...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk Douglas Murray's failed takedown of Dave Smith on the Joe Rogan Experience, the "de-extinction" of "dire wolves," Sam Harris' continued lunacy, Russell Brand, and dealing with the general insanity of the world on today's live Broken Simulation!<br /><br />Learn more about HIMS and start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/BROKENSIM.<br /><br />For 30-percent off your first order visit www.cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN, and use code BROKEN at checkout!<br /><br />For a limited time, Tempo is offering Broken Sim listeners 60-percent off their first box! Go to www.tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><br />$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6993</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brand,broken,comedy,dave,douglas,foil,hat,joe,john,murray,rogan,russell,sam,smith,standup,tfh,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,wick</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#152: Terrence Howard Solves Three-Body Problem? + Trump Admin Suffers Dumbest Leak Ever + Sam's Dad = Autism Pioneer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/152-terrence-howard-solves-three-body-problem-trump-admin-suffers-dumbest-leak-ever-sam-s-dad-autism-pioneer--65184767</link><description><![CDATA[Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before the bombs fell). We discuss that, whether Biden's pardons will be recognized, Sam's dad's pioneer status in the realm of autism, Hawk Tuah's apology, why Snow White is flopping at the box office, the return of Sam Tripoli's Traffic Court, and so much more.<br /><br />Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!<br /><br />$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/65184767</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2025 11:38:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/65184767/broken_sim_152.mp3" length="148355219" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/11aeedb4-5d11-4674-8d67-71dab9c38065/11aeedb4-5d11-4674-8d67-71dab9c38065.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/11aeedb4-5d11-4674-8d67-71dab9c38065/11aeedb4-5d11-4674-8d67-71dab9c38065.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/11aeedb4-5d11-4674-8d67-71dab9c38065/11aeedb4-5d11-4674-8d67-71dab9c38065.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before the bombs fell). We discuss that, whether Biden's pardons will be recognized, Sam's dad's pioneer status in the realm of autism, Hawk Tuah's apology, why Snow White is flopping at the box office, the return of Sam Tripoli's Traffic Court, and so much more.<br /><br />Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!<br /><br />$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9273</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,biden,broken,comedy,donald,foil,hat,howard,joe,johnny,pardons,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,terrence,tin,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#151: Christ is King? + Trump Might Really Kill Income Tax + Sam Busted By Cops</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/151-christ-is-king-trump-might-really-kill-income-tax-sam-busted-by-cops--64932813</link><description><![CDATA[Apparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that, plus B.J. Penn's allegations that his mother was body-swapped by the government, Sam's trouble with the law, what exactly could be wrong with saying "Christ is King," the cringiest video ever, Michelle Obama's new podcast with her clone/brother, and a many (almost) without a brain.<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64932813</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2025 12:20:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64932813/broken_sim_bs151.mp3" length="139444076" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9d35b8af-fb0f-45d9-872e-30c35c2fa179/9d35b8af-fb0f-45d9-872e-30c35c2fa179.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9d35b8af-fb0f-45d9-872e-30c35c2fa179/9d35b8af-fb0f-45d9-872e-30c35c2fa179.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/9d35b8af-fb0f-45d9-872e-30c35c2fa179/9d35b8af-fb0f-45d9-872e-30c35c2fa179.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Apparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that, plus B.J. Penn's allegations that his mother was body-swapped by the government, Sam's trouble with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Apparently there's a serious proposal to do away with federal income tax for those making less than $150,000 a year. We obviously have to discuss that, plus B.J. Penn's allegations that his mother was body-swapped by the government, Sam's trouble with the law, what exactly could be wrong with saying "Christ is King," the cringiest video ever, Michelle Obama's new podcast with her clone/brother, and a many (almost) without a brain.<br /><br />Start your free online visit today at www.hims.com/brokensim!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/broken and use the code "BROKEN" at checkout to save 30-percent on your first order!<br /><br />$THC is the official crypto of Broken Simulation! They're paying us to talk about them (we have to say this, obviously) but we really like the project and the community around it. Don't put in any money you can't afford to lose, and check them out at www.tinhatcat.com!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8716</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,bravo,broken,candace,comedy,conspiracy,eddie,foil,hat,johnny,michelle,obama,owens,podcast,rogan,sam,simulation,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#150: Trump Tariffs/Crypto Reserve + Sam's Dad Loses Teeth + What's Going On With Epstein Files?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/150-trump-tariffs-crypto-reserve-sam-s-dad-loses-teeth-what-s-going-on-with-epstein-files--64709888</link><description><![CDATA[The Trump tariffs have officially kicked in, and the effects (good and bad) are being felt. Trump also announced a strategic crypto reserve, but some are questioning whether the move was on the up. We get into that, plus SNL blowing a golden opportunity with Zelenskyy's White House smackdown. Also this week we have the best proof yet of the Downs Rising, Sam's dad loses his teeth in Phoenix, we are getting the runaround on the Epstein files, and Casey Anthony is back!<br /><br />Visit tempomeals.com/BROKENSIM for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!<br /><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64709888</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2025 11:49:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64709888/bs150_stash_fixed.mp3" length="131018701" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/08799ff4-903b-4097-b5ce-b7787cf9e244/08799ff4-903b-4097-b5ce-b7787cf9e244.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/08799ff4-903b-4097-b5ce-b7787cf9e244/08799ff4-903b-4097-b5ce-b7787cf9e244.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/08799ff4-903b-4097-b5ce-b7787cf9e244/08799ff4-903b-4097-b5ce-b7787cf9e244.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Trump tariffs have officially kicked in, and the effects (good and bad) are being felt. Trump also announced a strategic crypto reserve, but some are questioning whether the move was on the up. We get into that, plus SNL blowing a golden...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Trump tariffs have officially kicked in, and the effects (good and bad) are being felt. Trump also announced a strategic crypto reserve, but some are questioning whether the move was on the up. We get into that, plus SNL blowing a golden opportunity with Zelenskyy's White House smackdown. Also this week we have the best proof yet of the Downs Rising, Sam's dad loses his teeth in Phoenix, we are getting the runaround on the Epstein files, and Casey Anthony is back!<br /><br />Visit tempomeals.com/BROKENSIM for 60-percent off your first box!<br /><br />Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!<br /><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8189</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bitcoin,broken,comedy,crypto,epstein,foil,hat,reserve,sam,simulation,standup,tariffs,tin,tripoli,trump,ukraine,zelensky</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/03dcba2a092e2cc476ada42b0c909ced.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#149: LA Mayor BUSTED: Prior Knowledge Of Fires? + Kennedy Leaving LucasFilm! + Trump's Gold Card</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/149-la-mayor-busted-prior-knowledge-of-fires-kennedy-leaving-lucasfilm-trump-s-gold-card--64623944</link><description><![CDATA[The L.A. mayor is busted by James O'Keefe for seemingly talking eerily about the fires three days BEFORE they started on a phone call recorded by a source. We get into that, plus: Ding dong, the witch is dead! Kathleen Kennedy will be retiring from LucasFilm! Then we talk Trump's new "Gold Card," a comedian's apparent black-balling by the industry, the most no-brainer lawsuit in history, and so much more!<br /><br />Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64623944</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2025 12:09:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64623944/broken_sim_bs149std_final.mp3" length="115269735" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eaf494a7-537c-4bb1-9f14-76d9d81434be/eaf494a7-537c-4bb1-9f14-76d9d81434be.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eaf494a7-537c-4bb1-9f14-76d9d81434be/eaf494a7-537c-4bb1-9f14-76d9d81434be.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/eaf494a7-537c-4bb1-9f14-76d9d81434be/eaf494a7-537c-4bb1-9f14-76d9d81434be.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The L.A. mayor is busted by James O'Keefe for seemingly talking eerily about the fires three days BEFORE they started on a phone call recorded by a source. We get into that, plus: Ding dong, the witch is dead! Kathleen Kennedy will be retiring from...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The L.A. mayor is busted by James O'Keefe for seemingly talking eerily about the fires three days BEFORE they started on a phone call recorded by a source. We get into that, plus: Ding dong, the witch is dead! Kathleen Kennedy will be retiring from LucasFilm! Then we talk Trump's new "Gold Card," a comedian's apparent black-balling by the industry, the most no-brainer lawsuit in history, and so much more!<br /><br />Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7205</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>card,comedy,donald,foil,gold,hat,immigration,joe,johnny,joni,kathleen,kennedy,leonarda,rogan,sam,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#148: Our First Live Show! + Trump Sending Everyone $5K? + CIA Sabotage of Churches</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/148-our-first-live-show-trump-sending-everyone-5k-cia-sabotage-of-churches--64532920</link><description><![CDATA[We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's live Broken Simulation!<br /><br />Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30-percent off your first order!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64532920</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Feb 2025 23:05:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64532920/bs148_correct_stash.mp3" length="107873377" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7717612a-1b12-4bf7-96c6-3d2c7cf5704e/7717612a-1b12-4bf7-96c6-3d2c7cf5704e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7717612a-1b12-4bf7-96c6-3d2c7cf5704e/7717612a-1b12-4bf7-96c6-3d2c7cf5704e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/7717612a-1b12-4bf7-96c6-3d2c7cf5704e/7717612a-1b12-4bf7-96c6-3d2c7cf5704e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's live Broken Simulation!

Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We will be taking calls, talking the "DOGE Dividend," CIA sabotage of certain religious organizations, and dealing with general insanity on today's live Broken Simulation!<br /><br />Go to www.get.stash.com/broken to see how you can receive $25 towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures!<br /><br />Head to www.cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30-percent off your first order!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6743</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,cia,comedy,conspiracy,doge,eddie,elon,foil,hat,live,psyop,rogan,sam,simulation,tin,tripoli,trump,urkaine</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/a3c1033adf8f008a901d33372454f53f.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#147: Kanye Defends Puff, Attacks Chappelle + RFK Jr. Confirmed + Sam Is On Zyn And Squeaking</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/147-kanye-defends-puff-attacks-chappelle-rfk-jr-confirmed-sam-is-on-zyn-and-squeaking--64416565</link><description><![CDATA[Kanye West went off the deep end this week defending Diddy and attacking many other people, including all Js, along with Dave Chappelle. Also this week we get into RFK Jr.'s surprising appointment and his profound confirmation statement ... and Sam is back on Zyn, and it's making him squeak.<br /><br />Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options!<br /><br />F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15-percent off with the code "BROKEN15" at www.theperfectjean.nyc/BROKEN15!<br /><br />Use the code "BROKEN" at www.sheath.com to save big!<br /><br />Get 60-percent off your first box at www.tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64416565</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Feb 2025 11:47:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64416565/broken_sim_bs147std.mp3" length="124345301" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/097e6373-5124-40f3-8d46-22e0975944df/097e6373-5124-40f3-8d46-22e0975944df.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/097e6373-5124-40f3-8d46-22e0975944df/097e6373-5124-40f3-8d46-22e0975944df.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/097e6373-5124-40f3-8d46-22e0975944df/097e6373-5124-40f3-8d46-22e0975944df.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Kanye West went off the deep end this week defending Diddy and attacking many other people, including all Js, along with Dave Chappelle. Also this week we get into RFK Jr.'s surprising appointment and his profound confirmation statement ... and Sam is...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Kanye West went off the deep end this week defending Diddy and attacking many other people, including all Js, along with Dave Chappelle. Also this week we get into RFK Jr.'s surprising appointment and his profound confirmation statement ... and Sam is back on Zyn, and it's making him squeak.<br /><br />Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options!<br /><br />F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15-percent off with the code "BROKEN15" at www.theperfectjean.nyc/BROKEN15!<br /><br />Use the code "BROKEN" at www.sheath.com to save big!<br /><br />Get 60-percent off your first box at www.tempomeals.com/brokensim!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7772</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,bryan,callen,chappelle,comedy,csc,eddie,foil,hat,kanye,podcast,rfk,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,west</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#146: Breaking Down DC Plane Crash + Trump Frees Ross Ulbricht + More Shawn Ryan Sketchiness</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/146-breaking-down-dc-plane-crash-trump-frees-ross-ulbricht-more-shawn-ryan-sketchiness--64119334</link><description><![CDATA[We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much worse than anybody could've imagined in our new "SATIRE" segment.<br /><br />Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial!<br /><br />Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options!<br /><br />Head to cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30% off your first order!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/64119334</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Feb 2025 09:58:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/64119334/bs_zoom_bs146std.mp3" length="117187329" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f00b5390-4737-4556-9996-268a3224fc9c/f00b5390-4737-4556-9996-268a3224fc9c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f00b5390-4737-4556-9996-268a3224fc9c/f00b5390-4737-4556-9996-268a3224fc9c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/f00b5390-4737-4556-9996-268a3224fc9c/f00b5390-4737-4556-9996-268a3224fc9c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much worse than anybody could've imagined in our new "SATIRE" segment.

Go to www.shipstation.com and use...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We recap Trump's crazy first days in office, talk about the American Airlines tragedy in DC, and we reveal how a certain historical tragedy was much worse than anybody could've imagined in our new "SATIRE" segment.<br /><br />Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial!<br /><br />Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options!<br /><br />Head to cornbreadhemp.com/BROKEN and use code "BROKEN" for 30% off your first order!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7325</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,comedy,crash,donald,foil,hat,johnny,plane,ross,ryan,sam,shawn,simulation,tin,tripoli,trump,ulbricht,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#145: Trump Gets To Work + Sam ROBBED While Home! + Gaza Deal Legit? + XG Calls</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/145-trump-gets-to-work-sam-robbed-while-home-gaza-deal-legit-xg-calls--63763156</link><description><![CDATA[Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anything? We also discuss Jimmy Carter's legacy. Also this week, Sam's house was ROBBED! And XG calls in to give us the lowdown on some road shenanigans involving Sam AGAIN refusing to watch a couple of fans do their thing.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63763156</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2025 13:43:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63763156/broken_sim_bs145.mp3" length="107288386" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e72635d4-b780-48c3-a97e-ce5d55e20ba2/e72635d4-b780-48c3-a97e-ce5d55e20ba2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e72635d4-b780-48c3-a97e-ce5d55e20ba2/e72635d4-b780-48c3-a97e-ce5d55e20ba2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/e72635d4-b780-48c3-a97e-ce5d55e20ba2/e72635d4-b780-48c3-a97e-ce5d55e20ba2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anything? We also discuss Jimmy Carter's legacy. Also this week, Sam's house was ROBBED! And XG calls in...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Will Donald Trump free Ross Ulbricht day one? President Trump returns to the White House. What is in store for America? Does this Gaza deal mean anything? We also discuss Jimmy Carter's legacy. Also this week, Sam's house was ROBBED! And XG calls in to give us the lowdown on some road shenanigans involving Sam AGAIN refusing to watch a couple of fans do their thing.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6706</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,carter,comedy,david,donald,eddie,foil,hat,jimmy,johnny,lynch,podcast,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,xg</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#144: Our City on Fire + Johnny Banned From Twitter + Zuckerberg's BS on Rogan + Arsonists at Work</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/144-our-city-on-fire-johnny-banned-from-twitter-zuckerberg-s-bs-on-rogan-arsonists-at-work--63673083</link><description><![CDATA[Los Angeles is on fire, and we think it's more than just incompetence. Gavin Newsom continues lying to the public, and Los Angeles residents are getting what they voted for. <br /><br />Also this week: Johnny was banned from Twitter/X for getting too close to the truth, Sam has more travel issues, and Chris Cuomo has the most idiotic take about Joe Rogan.<br /><br />Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial!<br /><br />Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63673083</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jan 2025 10:01:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63673083/bs_zoom_bs144std.mp3" length="99873369" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d3dcf8b2-afa5-49f2-bca0-c94e57af4ffc/d3dcf8b2-afa5-49f2-bca0-c94e57af4ffc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d3dcf8b2-afa5-49f2-bca0-c94e57af4ffc/d3dcf8b2-afa5-49f2-bca0-c94e57af4ffc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/d3dcf8b2-afa5-49f2-bca0-c94e57af4ffc/d3dcf8b2-afa5-49f2-bca0-c94e57af4ffc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Los Angeles is on fire, and we think it's more than just incompetence. Gavin Newsom continues lying to the public, and Los Angeles residents are getting what they voted for. 

Also this week: Johnny was banned from Twitter/X for getting too close to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Los Angeles is on fire, and we think it's more than just incompetence. Gavin Newsom continues lying to the public, and Los Angeles residents are getting what they voted for. <br /><br />Also this week: Johnny was banned from Twitter/X for getting too close to the truth, Sam has more travel issues, and Chris Cuomo has the most idiotic take about Joe Rogan.<br /><br />Go to www.shipstation.com and use code "BROKEN" to sign up for your free trial!<br /><br />Start your free online at www.hims.com/brokensim and get your personalized hair loss treatment options!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6243</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angeles,bravo,broken,club,comedy,conspiracy,fires,foil,gavin,hat,johnny,los,newsom,podcast,sam,simulation,social,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#143: Sam Attacked, Pulled Off Stage + Your Mom's House Visit + Biden's Pardons/Trump's Panama Promise</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/143-sam-attacked-pulled-off-stage-your-mom-s-house-visit-biden-s-pardons-trump-s-panama-promise--63458706</link><description><![CDATA[Sam is attacked on stage in California. We have the whole scoop on that, and how it relates to his visit to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, as well as a recap of Sam's big trip to Mexico with Eddie Bravo. Later in the show we discuss Biden's pardons, Trump's plans to retake the Panama Canal, and the latest on Luigi Mangione.<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com/BROKEN to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you can save!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63458706</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Dec 2024 08:19:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63458706/bs_zoom_bs143_std.mp3" length="82716981" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0dcb7cc7-2305-4efc-9e6e-fbcedf4e79d3/0dcb7cc7-2305-4efc-9e6e-fbcedf4e79d3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0dcb7cc7-2305-4efc-9e6e-fbcedf4e79d3/0dcb7cc7-2305-4efc-9e6e-fbcedf4e79d3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/0dcb7cc7-2305-4efc-9e6e-fbcedf4e79d3/0dcb7cc7-2305-4efc-9e6e-fbcedf4e79d3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam is attacked on stage in California. We have the whole scoop on that, and how it relates to his visit to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, as well as a recap of Sam's big trip to Mexico with Eddie Bravo. Later in the show we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam is attacked on stage in California. We have the whole scoop on that, and how it relates to his visit to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky, as well as a recap of Sam's big trip to Mexico with Eddie Bravo. Later in the show we discuss Biden's pardons, Trump's plans to retake the Panama Canal, and the latest on Luigi Mangione.<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com/BROKEN to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you can save!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5170</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>attack,bravo,broken,comedy,conspiracy,dillon,eddie,foil,hat,house,moms,sam,segura,simulation,tfh,tim,tin,tom,tripoli,your</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#142: Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in Studio + Jersey Drones + UnitedHeathcare Shooter + Sam Befriends Roseanne</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/142-tim-dillon-and-adrienne-iapalucci-in-studio-jersey-drones-unitedheathcare-shooter-sam-befriends-roseanne--63295855</link><description><![CDATA[We talk Assad, the UNH shooting, the New Jersey drones, Jay-Z, and so much more with special guests Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in studio. We also get into Sam's experience as Roseanne Barr's new best friend, and his big sober birthday!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63295855</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2024 06:02:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63295855/broken_sim_bs142_std.mp3" length="106049555" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/86948a03-604d-4316-bedd-2fff0caaa3d7/86948a03-604d-4316-bedd-2fff0caaa3d7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/86948a03-604d-4316-bedd-2fff0caaa3d7/86948a03-604d-4316-bedd-2fff0caaa3d7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/86948a03-604d-4316-bedd-2fff0caaa3d7/86948a03-604d-4316-bedd-2fff0caaa3d7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk Assad, the UNH shooting, the New Jersey drones, Jay-Z, and so much more with special guests Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in studio. We also get into Sam's experience as Roseanne Barr's new best friend, and his big sober birthday!

More...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk Assad, the UNH shooting, the New Jersey drones, Jay-Z, and so much more with special guests Tim Dillon and Adrienne Iapalucci in studio. We also get into Sam's experience as Roseanne Barr's new best friend, and his big sober birthday!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6629</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>care,comedy,conspiracy,dillon,drones,hat,health,healthcare,iraq,jersey,new,sam,shooter,syria,tfh,tim,tinfoil,tripoli,ufo,united</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#141: Elon Buying MSNBC? + Pokemon Go Conspiracy + Immigrant Gangs of NY</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/141-elon-buying-msnbc-pokemon-go-conspiracy-immigrant-gangs-of-ny--63071162</link><description><![CDATA[Will Elon actually buy MSNBC? We discuss that, and we bid farewell to the leftist celebrities leaving X (and in some cases the country) on this year's Thanksgiving episode. We also talk Drake's dopey lawsuit, Miss Universe, Kamala's kooky message to supporters, and the insanity of the Wicked press tour. Oh, and we talk about why the UFO disclosure movement feels off.<br /><br />Go to <a href="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttp://sheathunderwear.com/%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;source%3Deditors%26amp;ust%3D1732963212451027%26amp;usg%3DAOvVaw3shLTTgcGetM2FGdI6KXgk&amp;sa=D&amp;source=docs&amp;ust=1732963212455211&amp;usg=AOvVaw0xNJOoxjkhGVj_cU7XiYtR" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://sheathunderwear.com</a> and get the most comfortable underwear you’ll ever wear. Use the code "BROKEN" to get 20-percent off!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br /><br />bq21yxG7zvnNU3O6sHEJ ]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/63071162</guid><pubDate>Sat, 30 Nov 2024 10:01:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/63071162/bs_zoom_bs141_std.mp3" length="109152063" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/79d35bfb-aa6d-4165-bd7a-34681e95a779/79d35bfb-aa6d-4165-bd7a-34681e95a779.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/79d35bfb-aa6d-4165-bd7a-34681e95a779/79d35bfb-aa6d-4165-bd7a-34681e95a779.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/79d35bfb-aa6d-4165-bd7a-34681e95a779/79d35bfb-aa6d-4165-bd7a-34681e95a779.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Will Elon actually buy MSNBC? We discuss that, and we bid farewell to the leftist celebrities leaving X (and in some cases the country) on this year's Thanksgiving episode. We also talk Drake's dopey lawsuit, Miss Universe, Kamala's kooky message to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Will Elon actually buy MSNBC? We discuss that, and we bid farewell to the leftist celebrities leaving X (and in some cases the country) on this year's Thanksgiving episode. We also talk Drake's dopey lawsuit, Miss Universe, Kamala's kooky message to supporters, and the insanity of the Wicked press tour. Oh, and we talk about why the UFO disclosure movement feels off.<br /><br />Go to <a href="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttp://sheathunderwear.com/%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;source%3Deditors%26amp;ust%3D1732963212451027%26amp;usg%3DAOvVaw3shLTTgcGetM2FGdI6KXgk&amp;sa=D&amp;source=docs&amp;ust=1732963212455211&amp;usg=AOvVaw0xNJOoxjkhGVj_cU7XiYtR" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">http://sheathunderwear.com</a> and get the most comfortable underwear you’ll ever wear. Use the code "BROKEN" to get 20-percent off!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br /><br />bq21yxG7zvnNU3O6sHEJ ]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6822</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,comedy,elon,foil,hat,immigration,johnny,kamala,msnbc,musk,podcast,pokemon,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,ufo,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#140: Talking Man Skills, Empires and Guns with Van Neistat + Trump at UFC + XG from TFH</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/140-talking-man-skills-empires-and-guns-with-van-neistat-trump-at-ufc-xg-from-tfh--62964304</link><description><![CDATA[The guys are joined by filmmaker/artist/craftsman Van Neistat for a wide-ranging discussion that touches on the unique nature of the current political moment, how comedians are unique among artists, and the first steps Sam should take in learning "man skills."<br /><br />Also this week, Tin Foil Hat's XG joins us in studio for the intro where we open a few gifts and talk about why Sam is gaining, rather than losing weight during the fitness challenge.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62964304</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Nov 2024 09:28:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62964304/broken_sim_140_std.mp3" length="107976604" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/58eb870c-7e9f-4a7e-a741-172b92e3caef/58eb870c-7e9f-4a7e-a741-172b92e3caef.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/58eb870c-7e9f-4a7e-a741-172b92e3caef/58eb870c-7e9f-4a7e-a741-172b92e3caef.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/58eb870c-7e9f-4a7e-a741-172b92e3caef/58eb870c-7e9f-4a7e-a741-172b92e3caef.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guys are joined by filmmaker/artist/craftsman Van Neistat for a wide-ranging discussion that touches on the unique nature of the current political moment, how comedians are unique among artists, and the first steps Sam should take in learning "man...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guys are joined by filmmaker/artist/craftsman Van Neistat for a wide-ranging discussion that touches on the unique nature of the current political moment, how comedians are unique among artists, and the first steps Sam should take in learning "man skills."<br /><br />Also this week, Tin Foil Hat's XG joins us in studio for the intro where we open a few gifts and talk about why Sam is gaining, rather than losing weight during the fitness challenge.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6749</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,casey,comedy,donald,foil,hat,interview,joe,neistat,rogan,sachs,sam,simulation,tin,tom,tripoli,trump,tyson,ufc,van</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#139: Election Extravaganza! + What Would It Take To Vote for Kamala? + The Rogan Bump</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/139-election-extravaganza-what-would-it-take-to-vote-for-kamala-the-rogan-bump--62619892</link><description><![CDATA[The guys are back on a short turnaround with their 2024 Election Extravaganza! We discuss what's at stake in the choice between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, and what it would take to get us to vote for Kamala Harris. We also discuss the big "Rogan Bump" Sam Experienced after his recent run on the Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, Jimmy Dore, Adam Carolla, and other big shows.<br /><br />Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62619892</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Nov 2024 08:54:48 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62619892/broken_sim_premium_bs139_std.mp3" length="77441093" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/617c85c2-bf29-4159-a760-3177122d2886/617c85c2-bf29-4159-a760-3177122d2886.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/617c85c2-bf29-4159-a760-3177122d2886/617c85c2-bf29-4159-a760-3177122d2886.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/617c85c2-bf29-4159-a760-3177122d2886/617c85c2-bf29-4159-a760-3177122d2886.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guys are back on a short turnaround with their 2024 Election Extravaganza! We discuss what's at stake in the choice between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, and what it would take to get us to vote for Kamala Harris. We also discuss the big "Rogan...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guys are back on a short turnaround with their 2024 Election Extravaganza! We discuss what's at stake in the choice between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump, and what it would take to get us to vote for Kamala Harris. We also discuss the big "Rogan Bump" Sam Experienced after his recent run on the Joe Rogan Experience, Kill Tony, Jimmy Dore, Adam Carolla, and other big shows.<br /><br />Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4841</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adam,audio,broken,carolla,donald,dore,experience,harris,hinchcliffe,jimmy,joe,kamala,kill,podcast,rogan,sam,simulation,tony,tripoli,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#138: Sam, Trump Break Records on Joe Rogan's Podcast + Tony Hinchcliffe Controversy + Election Talk</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/138-sam-trump-break-records-on-joe-rogan-s-podcast-tony-hinchcliffe-controversy-election-talk--62589033</link><description><![CDATA[Sam recaps his return to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast talks about becoming eskimo brothers with former president Donald Trump on this edition of Broken Simulation. We also discuss the election, the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy and how Joe Biden got him completely off the hook, and whether Kamala Harris will appear on Rogan as well. We end the show by running through the news.<br /><br />Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62589033</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Nov 2024 10:00:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62589033/broken_sim_premium_bs138std_final_final.mp3" length="81839695" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f6982bd-55d1-42ea-b050-723aa7447f32/8f6982bd-55d1-42ea-b050-723aa7447f32.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f6982bd-55d1-42ea-b050-723aa7447f32/8f6982bd-55d1-42ea-b050-723aa7447f32.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/8f6982bd-55d1-42ea-b050-723aa7447f32/8f6982bd-55d1-42ea-b050-723aa7447f32.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam recaps his return to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast talks about becoming eskimo brothers with former president Donald Trump on this edition of Broken Simulation. We also discuss the election, the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy and how Joe Biden...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam recaps his return to the Joe Rogan Experience podcast talks about becoming eskimo brothers with former president Donald Trump on this edition of Broken Simulation. We also discuss the election, the Tony Hinchcliffe controversy and how Joe Biden got him completely off the hook, and whether Kamala Harris will appear on Rogan as well. We end the show by running through the news.<br /><br />Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5115</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biden,bravo,comedy,donald,eddie,election,experience,foil,harris,hat,hinchcliffe,joe,kamala,podcast,rogan,sam,tin,tony,tripoli,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#137: Sam Following Trump/Kamala on Rogan? + Sam's Kill Tony Visit + Mike Young's Insane Stories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/137-sam-following-trump-kamala-on-rogan-sam-s-kill-tony-visit-mike-young-s-insane-stories--62436535</link><description><![CDATA[We go deep on the election, including discussing Donald Trump's roasting of democrats at a fundraising dinner, and whether Kamala Harris will go on the Joe Rogan Experience (possibly before/after Sam, who is scheduled to appear soon). Later in the show, comedian and director Mike Young joins us to share one of the great all-time stories on BS. Later in the show, Sam recaps his Kill Tony visit, and we talk a CRAZY conspiracy about Beyonce and Jay-Z.<br /><br />Mike Young has a new film called "Stealing Jokes" that releases on streaming November 1, 2024. Check it out!<br /><br />Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit!<br /><br />You can find Mike Hammock and his wonderful joke on Instagram at www.instagram.com/themikehammock/.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62436535</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Oct 2024 10:58:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62436535/bs_zoom_bs137_std.mp3" length="123488063" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/01c70cdd-b020-4cc3-aab6-f3c59aad7fd2/01c70cdd-b020-4cc3-aab6-f3c59aad7fd2.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/01c70cdd-b020-4cc3-aab6-f3c59aad7fd2/01c70cdd-b020-4cc3-aab6-f3c59aad7fd2.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/01c70cdd-b020-4cc3-aab6-f3c59aad7fd2/01c70cdd-b020-4cc3-aab6-f3c59aad7fd2.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We go deep on the election, including discussing Donald Trump's roasting of democrats at a fundraising dinner, and whether Kamala Harris will go on the Joe Rogan Experience (possibly before/after Sam, who is scheduled to appear soon). Later in the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We go deep on the election, including discussing Donald Trump's roasting of democrats at a fundraising dinner, and whether Kamala Harris will go on the Joe Rogan Experience (possibly before/after Sam, who is scheduled to appear soon). Later in the show, comedian and director Mike Young joins us to share one of the great all-time stories on BS. Later in the show, Sam recaps his Kill Tony visit, and we talk a CRAZY conspiracy about Beyonce and Jay-Z.<br /><br />Mike Young has a new film called "Stealing Jokes" that releases on streaming November 1, 2024. Check it out!<br /><br />Sign up for Kalshi at www.kalshi.com/broken! The first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit!<br /><br />You can find Mike Hammock and his wonderful joke on Instagram at www.instagram.com/themikehammock/.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7718</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beyonce,brian,comedy,donald,harris,hinchcliffe,interview,jay-z,joe,kamala,kill,mike,piers,redban,rogan,sam,tony,tripoli,trump,young</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#136: Russell Brand's Christian Conversion + The Hitler Factor + Sam Recaps Skankfest</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/136-russell-brand-s-christian-conversion-the-hitler-factor-sam-recaps-skankfest--62194529</link><description><![CDATA[We talk Russell Brand's big spiritual coming out party with Jordan Peterson and whether it is genuine, the Hitler Factor, Sam's Skankfest experience, "Am I Racist?" and much more.<br /><br />Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62194529</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Oct 2024 12:36:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62194529/broken_sim_bs136_std.mp3" length="124020546" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/56020b23-27b1-43c1-8eba-f9f45406cb3a/56020b23-27b1-43c1-8eba-f9f45406cb3a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/56020b23-27b1-43c1-8eba-f9f45406cb3a/56020b23-27b1-43c1-8eba-f9f45406cb3a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/56020b23-27b1-43c1-8eba-f9f45406cb3a/56020b23-27b1-43c1-8eba-f9f45406cb3a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk Russell Brand's big spiritual coming out party with Jordan Peterson and whether it is genuine, the Hitler Factor, Sam's Skankfest experience, "Am I Racist?" and much more.

Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk Russell Brand's big spiritual coming out party with Jordan Peterson and whether it is genuine, the Hitler Factor, Sam's Skankfest experience, "Am I Racist?" and much more.<br /><br />Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7752</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brand,bravo,broken,christian,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,jordan,matt,miller,peterson,russell,sam,simulation,skankfest,tin,tj,tripoli,walsh</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#135: Israeli Pager Poppin' + Kamala's Soup Brain on Oprah + Best TV of 2024 + Tim Dillon's Netflix Show</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/135-israeli-pager-poppin-kamala-s-soup-brain-on-oprah-best-tv-of-2024-tim-dillon-s-netflix-show--62101164</link><description><![CDATA[This week we talk Israel's "brilliant" pager attack, Kamala's soup-brained appearance on Oprah, our favorite new TV shows (including one Sam says is the greatest of all time), issues we both had with guns recently, and that moment in the 90s when we were all a little gay for Brad Pitt.<br /><br />Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62101164</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Sep 2024 10:16:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62101164/broken_sim_135_std.mp3" length="113285522" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/130384a5-4cd6-4432-8adf-dcc4cfec618d/130384a5-4cd6-4432-8adf-dcc4cfec618d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/130384a5-4cd6-4432-8adf-dcc4cfec618d/130384a5-4cd6-4432-8adf-dcc4cfec618d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/130384a5-4cd6-4432-8adf-dcc4cfec618d/130384a5-4cd6-4432-8adf-dcc4cfec618d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we talk Israel's "brilliant" pager attack, Kamala's soup-brained appearance on Oprah, our favorite new TV shows (including one Sam says is the greatest of all time), issues we both had with guns recently, and that moment in the 90s when we...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we talk Israel's "brilliant" pager attack, Kamala's soup-brained appearance on Oprah, our favorite new TV shows (including one Sam says is the greatest of all time), issues we both had with guns recently, and that moment in the 90s when we were all a little gay for Brad Pitt.<br /><br />Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7081</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>attack,best,bravo,dillon,donald,eddie,foil,hat,israel,joe,kamala,oprah,pager,rogan,sam,tim,tin,tripoli,trump,tv</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#134: Who Wants Trump Dead? + Diddy Arrest + Eddie Bravo Concert + Dave Grohl Fights Depopulation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/134-who-wants-trump-dead-diddy-arrest-eddie-bravo-concert-dave-grohl-fights-depopulation--62011336</link><description><![CDATA[Another day, another Trump assassination attempt. We discuss theories about the would-be shooter, and why Sam thinks it might be a work. We also discuss Dave Grohl's effort to fight population decline, the P. Diddy arrest, and the surprise of Trump refusing to debate Kamala Harris again.<br /><br />Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/62011336</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Sep 2024 12:21:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/62011336/broken_sim_134_std.mp3" length="108461019" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8447654-735e-43e0-b6cb-d62788b5b3c6/c8447654-735e-43e0-b6cb-d62788b5b3c6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8447654-735e-43e0-b6cb-d62788b5b3c6/c8447654-735e-43e0-b6cb-d62788b5b3c6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/c8447654-735e-43e0-b6cb-d62788b5b3c6/c8447654-735e-43e0-b6cb-d62788b5b3c6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Another day, another Trump assassination attempt. We discuss theories about the would-be shooter, and why Sam thinks it might be a work. We also discuss Dave Grohl's effort to fight population decline, the P. Diddy arrest, and the surprise of Trump...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Another day, another Trump assassination attempt. We discuss theories about the would-be shooter, and why Sam thinks it might be a work. We also discuss Dave Grohl's effort to fight population decline, the P. Diddy arrest, and the surprise of Trump refusing to debate Kamala Harris again.<br /><br />Please help us out by leaving a five-star review and downloading the episode!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6779</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>assassination,attempt,bravo,broken,comedy,dave,diddy,donald,eddie,foil,grohl,hannity,hat,newsom,sam,simulation,theory,tin,tripoli,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#133: Venezuelan Gang Takeover Conspiracy Offers Hope + Taylor Swift/Kelce Dating Hoax + Sam's Homeland</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/133-venezuelan-gang-takeover-conspiracy-offers-hope-taylor-swift-kelce-dating-hoax-sam-s-homeland--61309753</link><description><![CDATA[Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged?<br /><br />We get into that, the crazy situation with Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Linkin Park's new lady singer, Sam nearly being crossed out for doing a good deed, Tim Cook's BS statements about Chinese labor, and finally the surprising backers of Elon Musk's twitter takeover on this week's show.<br /><br />Sam also recaps his trip back to the homeland, and a visit to the world's most boring museum.<br /><br />Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61309753</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Sep 2024 12:03:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61309753/broken_sim_133_std.mp3" length="103859706" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4e85bbcd-d4d6-452e-b30b-6730b3f65ae6/4e85bbcd-d4d6-452e-b30b-6730b3f65ae6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4e85bbcd-d4d6-452e-b30b-6730b3f65ae6/4e85bbcd-d4d6-452e-b30b-6730b3f65ae6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/4e85bbcd-d4d6-452e-b30b-6730b3f65ae6/4e85bbcd-d4d6-452e-b30b-6730b3f65ae6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged?

We get into that, the crazy situation with Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Linkin Park's new lady singer, Sam nearly being crossed out for...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Do we have proof the Travis Kelce/Taylor Swift relationship was a hoax? Could this mean all of sports are rigged?<br /><br />We get into that, the crazy situation with Venezuelan gangs in Colorado, Linkin Park's new lady singer, Sam nearly being crossed out for doing a good deed, Tim Cook's BS statements about Chinese labor, and finally the surprising backers of Elon Musk's twitter takeover on this week's show.<br /><br />Sam also recaps his trip back to the homeland, and a visit to the world's most boring museum.<br /><br />Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6492</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,colorado,contract,elon,foil,gangs,hat,ice,kelce,sam,satan,simulation,spice,swift,taylor,tfh,tin,travis,tripoli,venezuelan</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#132: Sam Reacts to DNC, Theo Von/Trump Interview + Matthew Perry = Bad for Psychedelics + More UFOS!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/132-sam-reacts-to-dnc-theo-von-trump-interview-matthew-perry-bad-for-psychedelics-more-ufos--61156369</link><description><![CDATA[So much to talk about after a week off: We get into the circus that is the DNC and their pandering for the black vote, Sam's jiu-jitsu injury, bad dentists, poo in the swimming pool, UFO sightings, a big question about the future of TFH, and our general awe that we live in a branch of the simulation where Tho Von interviews Donald Trump.<br /><br />Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61156369</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Aug 2024 12:12:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61156369/broken_sim_bs132_std.mp3" length="110203234" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad0c6002-a65d-4be8-9f2b-4e53e2031eab/ad0c6002-a65d-4be8-9f2b-4e53e2031eab.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad0c6002-a65d-4be8-9f2b-4e53e2031eab/ad0c6002-a65d-4be8-9f2b-4e53e2031eab.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/ad0c6002-a65d-4be8-9f2b-4e53e2031eab/ad0c6002-a65d-4be8-9f2b-4e53e2031eab.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>So much to talk about after a week off: We get into the circus that is the DNC and their pandering for the black vote, Sam's jiu-jitsu injury, bad dentists, poo in the swimming pool, UFO sightings, a big question about the future of TFH, and our...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[So much to talk about after a week off: We get into the circus that is the DNC and their pandering for the black vote, Sam's jiu-jitsu injury, bad dentists, poo in the swimming pool, UFO sightings, a big question about the future of TFH, and our general awe that we live in a branch of the simulation where Tho Von interviews Donald Trump.<br /><br />Visit www.hims.com/brokensim for your personalized hair loss treatment options.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6888</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,dnc,donald,eddie,foil,funny,harris,hat,joe,kamala,lancaster,rogan,sam,sighting,theo,tin,tripoli,trump,ufo,von</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Retro Sim: Revisiting the First Episode of Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/retro-sim-revisiting-the-first-episode-of-broken-simulation-with-sam-tripoli--61102411</link><description><![CDATA[We're off this week, so we thought it might be fun to revisit the very first episode of Broken Simulation for those who haven't heard it. For those who have, Johnny breaks in occasionally with commentary as we look back on the origins of this crazy little show.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/61102411</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Aug 2024 11:00:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/61102411/broken_sim_video_edit_retro_sim_1_first_bs.mp3" length="73260668" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1239a4bd-ad8b-4195-9beb-5f53a578ba30/1239a4bd-ad8b-4195-9beb-5f53a578ba30.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1239a4bd-ad8b-4195-9beb-5f53a578ba30/1239a4bd-ad8b-4195-9beb-5f53a578ba30.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/1239a4bd-ad8b-4195-9beb-5f53a578ba30/1239a4bd-ad8b-4195-9beb-5f53a578ba30.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're off this week, so we thought it might be fun to revisit the very first episode of Broken Simulation for those who haven't heard it. For those who have, Johnny breaks in occasionally with commentary as we look back on the origins of this crazy...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're off this week, so we thought it might be fun to revisit the very first episode of Broken Simulation for those who haven't heard it. For those who have, Johnny breaks in occasionally with commentary as we look back on the origins of this crazy little show.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4579</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,bravo,broken,comedy,drunk,eddie,foil,hat,joe,johnny,podcast,punch,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,tin,tirpoli,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#131: What's the Beef with Joe Rogan? + Bill Gates Is Still a Creep + Talking TFH Changes with XG in Studio</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/131-what-s-the-beef-with-joe-rogan-bill-gates-is-still-a-creep-talking-tfh-changes-with-xg-in-studio--60998329</link><description><![CDATA[Our friend XG from TFH joins us as we discuss the outpouring of criticism aimed at Joe Rogan, and how surprising it is that some of it is from comedians. We also discuss a change in Tin Foil Hat's format, why House of the Dragon's finale was a failure, RFK Jr.'s bizarre bear incident, and the latest revelation about how big a creep Bill Gates is. Oh, and some people think the Hawk Tuah girl is trans.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60998329</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Aug 2024 11:53:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60998329/broken_sim_bs131_update.mp3" length="77439413" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/acb521fa-c06c-4792-b51b-e052aa0d2bd5/acb521fa-c06c-4792-b51b-e052aa0d2bd5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/acb521fa-c06c-4792-b51b-e052aa0d2bd5/acb521fa-c06c-4792-b51b-e052aa0d2bd5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/acb521fa-c06c-4792-b51b-e052aa0d2bd5/acb521fa-c06c-4792-b51b-e052aa0d2bd5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Our friend XG from TFH joins us as we discuss the outpouring of criticism aimed at Joe Rogan, and how surprising it is that some of it is from comedians. We also discuss a change in Tin Foil Hat's format, why House of the Dragon's finale was a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Our friend XG from TFH joins us as we discuss the outpouring of criticism aimed at Joe Rogan, and how surprising it is that some of it is from comedians. We also discuss a change in Tin Foil Hat's format, why House of the Dragon's finale was a failure, RFK Jr.'s bizarre bear incident, and the latest revelation about how big a creep Bill Gates is. Oh, and some people think the Hawk Tuah girl is trans.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4840</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>benjamin,black,comedy,foil,harris,hat,ian,joe,kamala,michael,owen,rogan,sam,stand,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,up,xg</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#130: Can Kamala Win? (Joe Rogan Thinks So) + Olympics Psyops + Trump's Ear + Jason Ellis is Next</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/130-can-kamala-win-joe-rogan-thinks-so-olympics-psyops-trump-s-ear-jason-ellis-is-next--60926959</link><description><![CDATA[Can Kamala Harris win? Joe Rogan seems to think so. Are these Olympics a giant psyop? Probably. Also this week, even more puzzling information is revealed about the Trump shooting, including the fact that he was on stage for minutes while police surrounded the would-be assassin's perch. Oh, and why doesn't Trump have a mark on his ear? One last thing: Sam makes a bold prediction about Jason Ellis.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60926959</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2024 15:51:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60926959/broken_sim_bs130_std.mp3" length="133486904" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2589777f-837d-4b17-93ab-b0024e4249df/2589777f-837d-4b17-93ab-b0024e4249df.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2589777f-837d-4b17-93ab-b0024e4249df/2589777f-837d-4b17-93ab-b0024e4249df.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/2589777f-837d-4b17-93ab-b0024e4249df/2589777f-837d-4b17-93ab-b0024e4249df.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Can Kamala Harris win? Joe Rogan seems to think so. Are these Olympics a giant psyop? Probably. Also this week, even more puzzling information is revealed about the Trump shooting, including the fact that he was on stage for minutes while police...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Can Kamala Harris win? Joe Rogan seems to think so. Are these Olympics a giant psyop? Probably. Also this week, even more puzzling information is revealed about the Trump shooting, including the fact that he was on stage for minutes while police surrounded the would-be assassin's perch. Oh, and why doesn't Trump have a mark on his ear? One last thing: Sam makes a bold prediction about Jason Ellis.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8343</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,ceremony,comedy,eddie,election,ellis,foil,hat,jason,joe,kamala,olympics,opening,rogan,sam,shooting,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#129: Is Joe Biden Dead? + Elon Musk's Breaking Point + Notorious B.I.G. a Phony?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/129-is-joe-biden-dead-elon-musk-s-breaking-point-notorious-b-i-g-a-phony--60785691</link><description><![CDATA[With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits. We also consider whether Joe Biden is alive, why Kamala Harris cannot win, and a sobering revelation from Elon Musk.<br /><br />To start the show Sam shares some devastating news about the standing of Notorious B.I.G. as an artist.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60785691</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Jul 2024 08:18:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60785691/broken_sim_129_std.mp3" length="91842544" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8c6d27db-9329-4032-912b-8fd86285a675/8c6d27db-9329-4032-912b-8fd86285a675.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8c6d27db-9329-4032-912b-8fd86285a675/8c6d27db-9329-4032-912b-8fd86285a675.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8c6d27db-9329-4032-912b-8fd86285a675/8c6d27db-9329-4032-912b-8fd86285a675.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits. We also consider whether Joe Biden is alive, why Kamala Harris cannot win, and a sobering revelation...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits. We also consider whether Joe Biden is alive, why Kamala Harris cannot win, and a sobering revelation from Elon Musk.<br /><br />To start the show Sam shares some devastating news about the standing of Notorious B.I.G. as an artist.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5741</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alex,ari,biden,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,joe,kamala,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,stein,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#128: Biden Flails + George Carlin Overrated? + Sam's "Relapse" + Agenda 25 + Pay Pigs</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/128-biden-flails-george-carlin-overrated-sam-s-relapse-agenda-25-pay-pigs--60697612</link><description><![CDATA[Sam nearly "relapses" on a Zyn on this week's show, and we get into Biden's falling on his face while trying to prove himself, what exactly "pay pigs" are, whether Agenda 25 is a psyop, whether George Carlin is overrated (he's not), and Chris Cuomo's admission that he is a shill.<br /><br /><b>Note: </b>This episode was recorded before someone tried to assassinate the former president.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60697612</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jul 2024 16:49:34 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60697612/broken_sim_bs128_std_carlin.mp3" length="115755821" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/670ea4e2-2a39-4da1-ad13-17ee01f7f310/670ea4e2-2a39-4da1-ad13-17ee01f7f310.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/670ea4e2-2a39-4da1-ad13-17ee01f7f310/670ea4e2-2a39-4da1-ad13-17ee01f7f310.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/670ea4e2-2a39-4da1-ad13-17ee01f7f310/670ea4e2-2a39-4da1-ad13-17ee01f7f310.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam nearly "relapses" on a Zyn on this week's show, and we get into Biden's falling on his face while trying to prove himself, what exactly "pay pigs" are, whether Agenda 25 is a psyop, whether George Carlin is overrated (he's not), and Chris Cuomo's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam nearly "relapses" on a Zyn on this week's show, and we get into Biden's falling on his face while trying to prove himself, what exactly "pay pigs" are, whether Agenda 25 is a psyop, whether George Carlin is overrated (he's not), and Chris Cuomo's admission that he is a shill.<br /><br /><b>Note: </b>This episode was recorded before someone tried to assassinate the former president.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7235</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>assassination,biden,broken,carlin,chris,cuomo,foil,george,hat,johnny,kamala,pay,pigs,sam,simulation,tin,tripoli,trump,woodard,zyn</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#127: "Biden's Black Pill Debate" + Obama or Newsom Next? + Julian Assange is Free + Israel's Secret Plan</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/127-biden-s-black-pill-debate-obama-or-newsom-next-julian-assange-is-free-israel-s-secret-plan--60562050</link><description><![CDATA[We go deep on President Biden's epic debate failure against Donald Trump, including the devastated reactions of true believers, before talking plans to replace him with Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom. Later in the show we talk Julian Assange's "freedom" and what it means for future whistleblowers, the Supreme Court's dangerous government censorship ruling, and how this could all have a chilling effect. Then we talk about whether Rep. Thomas Massie's tragedy could be related to his recent comments about a certain organization. Oh, and Israel has a secret plan to destroy the two state solution. <br /><br />Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com, and get in on Smooth Sack Summer!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60562050</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jul 2024 03:40:52 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60562050/broken_sim_bs127_std.mp3" length="94866221" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a5c7998b-7ff8-42e8-aa1d-b5de78090ee7/a5c7998b-7ff8-42e8-aa1d-b5de78090ee7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a5c7998b-7ff8-42e8-aa1d-b5de78090ee7/a5c7998b-7ff8-42e8-aa1d-b5de78090ee7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a5c7998b-7ff8-42e8-aa1d-b5de78090ee7/a5c7998b-7ff8-42e8-aa1d-b5de78090ee7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We go deep on President Biden's epic debate failure against Donald Trump, including the devastated reactions of true believers, before talking plans to replace him with Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom. Later in the show we talk Julian Assange's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We go deep on President Biden's epic debate failure against Donald Trump, including the devastated reactions of true believers, before talking plans to replace him with Michelle Obama or Gavin Newsom. Later in the show we talk Julian Assange's "freedom" and what it means for future whistleblowers, the Supreme Court's dangerous government censorship ruling, and how this could all have a chilling effect. Then we talk about whether Rep. Thomas Massie's tragedy could be related to his recent comments about a certain organization. Oh, and Israel has a secret plan to destroy the two state solution. <br /><br />Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com, and get in on Smooth Sack Summer!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5930</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>assange,biden,bravo,broken,court,debate,eddie,foil,free,hat,michelle,newsom,obama,sam,simulation,supreme,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#126: Water/Food Scarcity + Sam's Bill Maher Encounter + Lindsey Graham Spills Beans on Ukraine</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/126-water-food-scarcity-sam-s-bill-maher-encounter-lindsey-graham-spills-beans-on-ukraine--60417276</link><description><![CDATA[We talk about water/food scarcity and the roles of China, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, Lindsey Graham spilling the beans on Ukraine, Sam's encounter with Bill Maher and the state of comedy, Sam's roadway NDE, and loads more on this week's Broken Sim.<br /><br />Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com, and get in on Smooth Sack Summer!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60417276</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2024 22:58:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60417276/broken_sim_bs126_std_edit.mp3" length="109706698" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d97d6361-8e5d-49d0-b01f-3c91fc72f387/d97d6361-8e5d-49d0-b01f-3c91fc72f387.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d97d6361-8e5d-49d0-b01f-3c91fc72f387/d97d6361-8e5d-49d0-b01f-3c91fc72f387.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d97d6361-8e5d-49d0-b01f-3c91fc72f387/d97d6361-8e5d-49d0-b01f-3c91fc72f387.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We talk about water/food scarcity and the roles of China, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, Lindsey Graham spilling the beans on Ukraine, Sam's encounter with Bill Maher and the state of comedy, Sam's roadway NDE, and loads more on this week's Broken Sim....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We talk about water/food scarcity and the roles of China, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, Lindsey Graham spilling the beans on Ukraine, Sam's encounter with Bill Maher and the state of comedy, Sam's roadway NDE, and loads more on this week's Broken Sim.<br /><br />Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com, and get in on Smooth Sack Summer!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6857</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bill,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,graham,hat,johnny,lindsey,maher,rogan,sam,simulation,store,tfh,tin,tripoli,ukraine,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#125: Trump Juror PSYOP + Biden Coup Underway? + Ari Shaffir on Antisemitism + TFH History</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/125-trump-juror-psyop-biden-coup-underway-ari-shaffir-on-antisemitism-tfh-history--60338420</link><description><![CDATA[This week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being the Democrat nominee.<br /><br />Also this week we talk how XG joined TFH and what happened with Off the Grid Ryan, Bryan Johnson's vampire status, gay Star Wars, the left eating their own with respect to Caitlin Clark, Ari Shaffir vs. Howie Mandel on antisemitism, and whether we are being primed for martial law.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60338420</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2024 11:31:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60338420/broken_sim_bs125_std_final.mp3" length="118417803" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/a696749d-bae0-4239-a2c9-a92d4d3021bd/a696749d-bae0-4239-a2c9-a92d4d3021bd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being the Democrat nominee.

Also this week we talk how XG joined TFH and what happened with Off the Grid...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we fall victim to the Trump jury psy-op, then we get into whether the Biden coup is underway and the heavy betting on Michelle Obama being the Democrat nominee.<br /><br />Also this week we talk how XG joined TFH and what happened with Off the Grid Ryan, Bryan Johnson's vampire status, gay Star Wars, the left eating their own with respect to Caitlin Clark, Ari Shaffir vs. Howie Mandel on antisemitism, and whether we are being primed for martial law.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7402</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,biden,broken,caitlin,clark,donald,foil,hat,joe,juror,michelle,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,tfh,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#124: Trump Convicted + Dave Smith Nails Chris Cuomo On Rogan Lies + Mark the TFH Booker is in Trouble</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/124-trump-convicted-dave-smith-nails-chris-cuomo-on-rogan-lies-mark-the-tfh-booker-is-in-trouble--60262012</link><description><![CDATA[Sam reveals that Mark the Tin Foil Hat booker is in big trouble, then we discuss President Trump's conviction, Dave Smith nailing Chris Cuomo about his treatment of Joe Rogan on Patrick Bet-David's network, Lizzo's reaction to South Park, Biden's latest gaffe, Sam getting Brendan Dassey'd by Jesse Lee Peterson, the NRA's big Supreme Court case, and so much more.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60262012</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jun 2024 12:49:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60262012/broken_sim_bs124_std_final.mp3" length="126387031" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/65878bd6-756d-46b4-aeae-3b19ce8eb89b/65878bd6-756d-46b4-aeae-3b19ce8eb89b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/65878bd6-756d-46b4-aeae-3b19ce8eb89b/65878bd6-756d-46b4-aeae-3b19ce8eb89b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/65878bd6-756d-46b4-aeae-3b19ce8eb89b/65878bd6-756d-46b4-aeae-3b19ce8eb89b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam reveals that Mark the Tin Foil Hat booker is in big trouble, then we discuss President Trump's conviction, Dave Smith nailing Chris Cuomo about his treatment of Joe Rogan on Patrick Bet-David's network, Lizzo's reaction to South Park, Biden's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam reveals that Mark the Tin Foil Hat booker is in big trouble, then we discuss President Trump's conviction, Dave Smith nailing Chris Cuomo about his treatment of Joe Rogan on Patrick Bet-David's network, Lizzo's reaction to South Park, Biden's latest gaffe, Sam getting Brendan Dassey'd by Jesse Lee Peterson, the NRA's big Supreme Court case, and so much more.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7900</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biden,broken,chris,comedy,conviction,cuomo,dave,foil,hat,joe,johnny,nra,rogan,sam,simulation,smith,tin,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#123: Hollywood Backs Kevin Spacey + Bobby Lee Cancels + King Charles' Creepy Portrait + Sam's Sharty Week</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/123-hollywood-backs-kevin-spacey-bobby-lee-cancels-king-charles-creepy-portrait-sam-s-sharty-week--60096279</link><description><![CDATA[This week we talk about Hollywood going to bat for Kevin Spacey, then we get into Sam's strange week, which included Bobby Lee bailing on a show to go on a date, before talking about moving to Austin, King Charles' creepy portrait, the Vatican's new guidelines on apparitions, and Prince Andrew not paying his bills.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60096279</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2024 12:15:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60096279/broken_sim_123_audio.mp3" length="111094166" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/900eccb8-77b1-4c02-b2ee-ee61a164f4d8/900eccb8-77b1-4c02-b2ee-ee61a164f4d8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/900eccb8-77b1-4c02-b2ee-ee61a164f4d8/900eccb8-77b1-4c02-b2ee-ee61a164f4d8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/900eccb8-77b1-4c02-b2ee-ee61a164f4d8/900eccb8-77b1-4c02-b2ee-ee61a164f4d8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we talk about Hollywood going to bat for Kevin Spacey, then we get into Sam's strange week, which included Bobby Lee bailing on a show to go on a date, before talking about moving to Austin, King Charles' creepy portrait, the Vatican's new...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we talk about Hollywood going to bat for Kevin Spacey, then we get into Sam's strange week, which included Bobby Lee bailing on a show to go on a date, before talking about moving to Austin, King Charles' creepy portrait, the Vatican's new guidelines on apparitions, and Prince Andrew not paying his bills.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6944</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>andrew,bobby,broken,charles,comedy,dillon,foil,hat,kevin,king,lee,sam,simulation,spacey,standup,tim,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,vatican</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#122: RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm + Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin Regret + Roddy Piper's Ghost Text + Sam's 'Racist' Comedy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/122-rfk-jr-s-brain-worm-chris-cuomo-s-ivermectin-regret-roddy-piper-s-ghost-text-sam-s-racist-comedy--60003073</link><description><![CDATA[We're back this week to talk Sam's "racist" comedy (according to the "Sad Boyz" of YouTube), then we get into RFK Jr.'s brain worm, Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin regrets on Patrick Bet-David's show, Roddy Piper's voice message to Hulk Hogan from beyond the grave, and the insane story of Sam's acting class score.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/60003073</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2024 12:42:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/60003073/broken_sim_122_std.mp3" length="93167474" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/39da13e2-37f8-4f6d-b176-1a1171560d25/39da13e2-37f8-4f6d-b176-1a1171560d25.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/39da13e2-37f8-4f6d-b176-1a1171560d25/39da13e2-37f8-4f6d-b176-1a1171560d25.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/39da13e2-37f8-4f6d-b176-1a1171560d25/39da13e2-37f8-4f6d-b176-1a1171560d25.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back this week to talk Sam's "racist" comedy (according to the "Sad Boyz" of YouTube), then we get into RFK Jr.'s brain worm, Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin regrets on Patrick Bet-David's show, Roddy Piper's voice message to Hulk Hogan from beyond the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back this week to talk Sam's "racist" comedy (according to the "Sad Boyz" of YouTube), then we get into RFK Jr.'s brain worm, Chris Cuomo's Ivermectin regrets on Patrick Bet-David's show, Roddy Piper's voice message to Hulk Hogan from beyond the grave, and the insane story of Sam's acting class score.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5823</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bet-david,boyz,brainworm,bravo,broken,chris,conspiracy,cuomo,eddie,foil,hat,pbd,rfk,sad,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tinfoil,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#121: Trump/Biden Clones? + Sibrel on Rogan + Howard Stern Sells Out + Sam's Hotel Nightmare</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/121-trump-biden-clones-sibrel-on-rogan-howard-stern-sells-out-sam-s-hotel-nightmare--59751594</link><description><![CDATA[Sam recaps his Oregon hotel nightmare, then we get into Adolf's true role, MLK and adult films, Bart Sibrel's appearance on Joe Rogan, a secret recording of a Hollywood manager saying they can't accept white men, Taylor Swift's dancing, Seinfeld's take on the "extreme left," Howard Stern selling out, and whether Biden and Trump are clones.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59751594</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 May 2024 16:45:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59751594/broken_sim_bs121_std.mp3" length="104063413" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3acae001-bdc3-4f48-aa49-2e1ca146e799/3acae001-bdc3-4f48-aa49-2e1ca146e799.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3acae001-bdc3-4f48-aa49-2e1ca146e799/3acae001-bdc3-4f48-aa49-2e1ca146e799.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3acae001-bdc3-4f48-aa49-2e1ca146e799/3acae001-bdc3-4f48-aa49-2e1ca146e799.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam recaps his Oregon hotel nightmare, then we get into Adolf's true role, MLK and adult films, Bart Sibrel's appearance on Joe Rogan, a secret recording of a Hollywood manager saying they can't accept white men, Taylor Swift's dancing, Seinfeld's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam recaps his Oregon hotel nightmare, then we get into Adolf's true role, MLK and adult films, Bart Sibrel's appearance on Joe Rogan, a secret recording of a Hollywood manager saying they can't accept white men, Taylor Swift's dancing, Seinfeld's take on the "extreme left," Howard Stern selling out, and whether Biden and Trump are clones.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6504</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biden,bravo,clone,comedy,donald,eddie,foil,hat,howard,johnny,rogan,sam,stern,swift,taylor,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#120: "Alex Jones Gets His Flowers" + Sam's Pizza Conspiracy + Tucker on Rogan</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/120-alex-jones-gets-his-flowers-sam-s-pizza-conspiracy-tucker-on-rogan--59627293</link><description><![CDATA[We are "juggling and struggling" on this new episode, where we get into Tucker Carlson's appearance on Joe Rogan, where they praise Alex Jones for his foresight. Also this week, Sam shares a new pizza conspiracy, gets beat by his daughter at a child's game, and, prompted by Higherside Chats, we discuss an issue facing "conspiracy" podcasts.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59627293</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2024 10:23:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59627293/broken_sim_bs120_std.mp3" length="117774982" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/15e5b0f8-0918-4e12-bc34-da04591c681c/15e5b0f8-0918-4e12-bc34-da04591c681c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/15e5b0f8-0918-4e12-bc34-da04591c681c/15e5b0f8-0918-4e12-bc34-da04591c681c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/15e5b0f8-0918-4e12-bc34-da04591c681c/15e5b0f8-0918-4e12-bc34-da04591c681c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We are "juggling and struggling" on this new episode, where we get into Tucker Carlson's appearance on Joe Rogan, where they praise Alex Jones for his foresight. Also this week, Sam shares a new pizza conspiracy, gets beat by his daughter at a child's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We are "juggling and struggling" on this new episode, where we get into Tucker Carlson's appearance on Joe Rogan, where they praise Alex Jones for his foresight. Also this week, Sam shares a new pizza conspiracy, gets beat by his daughter at a child's game, and, prompted by Higherside Chats, we discuss an issue facing "conspiracy" podcasts.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/samtripoli<br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7361</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alex,bravo,broken,carlson,chats,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,higherside,jesus,joe,jones,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tripoli,tucker</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#119: "Sam's N(word)ightmare" + Was Dave Chappelle Cloned? + Bigfoot Pronoun Theatre</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/119-sam-s-n-word-ightmare-was-dave-chappelle-cloned-bigfoot-pronoun-theatre--59499646</link><description><![CDATA[Sam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Chappelle might have been cloned. Later in the show we learn that Canadian taxpayers may soon be paying for "novel bottom surgery" -- that is to say, giving someone the equipment for both genders. Also this week, Bigfoot Theatre makes its return.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59499646</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Apr 2024 12:04:31 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59499646/broken_sim_119_std.mp3" length="92758710" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b00673da-5487-4b0a-a074-38433c3d5526/b00673da-5487-4b0a-a074-38433c3d5526.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b00673da-5487-4b0a-a074-38433c3d5526/b00673da-5487-4b0a-a074-38433c3d5526.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b00673da-5487-4b0a-a074-38433c3d5526/b00673da-5487-4b0a-a074-38433c3d5526.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Chappelle might have been cloned. Later in the show we learn that Canadian taxpayers may soon be paying...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Chappelle might have been cloned. Later in the show we learn that Canadian taxpayers may soon be paying for "novel bottom surgery" -- that is to say, giving someone the equipment for both genders. Also this week, Bigfoot Theatre makes its return.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5798</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bigfoot,breuer,breur,broken,canada,chappelle,cloning,dave,foil,hat,jim,johnny,roseanne,sam,simulation,standup,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#118: "Sam Slips Up" + Cannibals in LA? + Neuralink Glory ****s</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/118-sam-slips-up-cannibals-in-la-neuralink-glory-s--59251414</link><description><![CDATA[We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam considers buying a golf course, reveals there was an emergency at a recent show, and gets into the brilliance of Shogun.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/59251414</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Apr 2024 18:42:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/59251414/broken_sim_bs118_std_audio.mp3" length="112674208" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dc624fa9-9ee9-4f8a-bc04-518e0b30cdb7/dc624fa9-9ee9-4f8a-bc04-518e0b30cdb7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dc624fa9-9ee9-4f8a-bc04-518e0b30cdb7/dc624fa9-9ee9-4f8a-bc04-518e0b30cdb7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dc624fa9-9ee9-4f8a-bc04-518e0b30cdb7/dc624fa9-9ee9-4f8a-bc04-518e0b30cdb7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam considers buying a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam considers buying a golf course, reveals there was an emergency at a recent show, and gets into the brilliance of Shogun.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7043</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#117: "Loser States" + Elon's Twitter Clone + Sam Addresses LA Comedy Scene + P. Diddy Blackmail?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/117-loser-states-elon-s-twitter-clone-sam-addresses-la-comedy-scene-p-diddy-blackmail--58996880</link><description><![CDATA[After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's Twitter soundalike which has even Elon himself dumbfounded, Iran's bit antarctic play, P. Diddy as a possible blackmail agent, and loads more.<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58996880</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2024 10:00:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58996880/broken_sim_bs117_final_audio.mp3" length="117957212" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/75caaf4d-3145-4a95-a993-ededb54a6205/75caaf4d-3145-4a95-a993-ededb54a6205.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/75caaf4d-3145-4a95-a993-ededb54a6205/75caaf4d-3145-4a95-a993-ededb54a6205.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/75caaf4d-3145-4a95-a993-ededb54a6205/75caaf4d-3145-4a95-a993-ededb54a6205.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's Twitter...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's Twitter soundalike which has even Elon himself dumbfounded, Iran's bit antarctic play, P. Diddy as a possible blackmail agent, and loads more.<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7373</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alex,broken,caviezel,comedy,diddy,foil,gillis,godfrey,hat,johnny,p,sam,simulation,snl,standup,stein,tfh,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#116: "Sam Accidentally Live Streams Himself S******g" + Ben Shapiro Sucks + Our Questions for Putin</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/116-sam-accidentally-live-streams-himself-s-g-ben-shapiro-sucks-our-questions-for-putin--58733402</link><description><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation).<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58733402</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Feb 2024 07:55:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58733402/broken_sim_bs_116_std_real_final.mp3" length="110112954" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dbd01765-7f51-418f-a40d-e4ca3ddb457a/dbd01765-7f51-418f-a40d-e4ca3ddb457a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dbd01765-7f51-418f-a40d-e4ca3ddb457a/dbd01765-7f51-418f-a40d-e4ca3ddb457a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dbd01765-7f51-418f-a40d-e4ca3ddb457a/dbd01765-7f51-418f-a40d-e4ca3ddb457a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation).

Head to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation).<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6883</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>amy,ben,bravo,comedy,dave,david,eddie,foil,hat,jackson,lucas,sam,schumer,shapiro,smith,standup,stephen,tin,tinfoil,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#115: "Punching Downs" + Immigration Riots + Shane Gillis Hosting SNL + Hedberg Overrated?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/115-punching-downs-immigration-riots-shane-gillis-hosting-snl-hedberg-overrated--58608241</link><description><![CDATA[Was Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election?<br /><br />We discuss that, as well as Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the dangers of "right on red," a crazy moment you probably never noticed in a Hollywood classic, the latest twist in the decline of The Daily Show, and so much more on this episode of Broken Simulation.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58608241</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2024 10:42:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58608241/broken_sim_115_audio_std.mp3" length="108486104" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/bbd6c029-0f56-491f-9608-e3cf5f17ee7d/bbd6c029-0f56-491f-9608-e3cf5f17ee7d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/bbd6c029-0f56-491f-9608-e3cf5f17ee7d/bbd6c029-0f56-491f-9608-e3cf5f17ee7d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/bbd6c029-0f56-491f-9608-e3cf5f17ee7d/bbd6c029-0f56-491f-9608-e3cf5f17ee7d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Was Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election?

We discuss that, as well as Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the dangers of "right on red," a crazy moment you probably never noticed in a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Was Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election?<br /><br />We discuss that, as well as Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the dangers of "right on red," a crazy moment you probably never noticed in a Hollywood classic, the latest twist in the decline of The Daily Show, and so much more on this episode of Broken Simulation.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6781</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#114: "The Watcher" + Sam Meets Challenger Astronaut, Admiral Byrd Relatives + James O'Keefe vs. Mark Cuban</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/114-the-watcher-sam-meets-challenger-astronaut-admiral-byrd-relatives-james-o-keefe-vs-mark-cuban--58399020</link><description><![CDATA[Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by James O'Keefe.<br /><br />Note: Sam had a minor emergency and actually did have "to go Johnny" at the end of this one. It wasn't anything big, though.<br /><br />Visit www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58399020</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jan 2024 04:53:28 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58399020/removing_fastball_bs114_no_fastball.mp3" length="100746915" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d3324e10-c4dd-4f7b-9417-29e4cc19e748/d3324e10-c4dd-4f7b-9417-29e4cc19e748.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d3324e10-c4dd-4f7b-9417-29e4cc19e748/d3324e10-c4dd-4f7b-9417-29e4cc19e748.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/d3324e10-c4dd-4f7b-9417-29e4cc19e748/d3324e10-c4dd-4f7b-9417-29e4cc19e748.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by James O'Keefe....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by James O'Keefe.<br /><br />Note: Sam had a minor emergency and actually did have "to go Johnny" at the end of this one. It wasn't anything big, though.<br /><br />Visit www.policygenius.com/broken to see how much you can save!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6297</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,comedy,conspiracy,cuban,fauci,foil,hat,james,johnny,mark,masks,okeefe,sam,simulation,standup,tfh,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#113: "Happy New Year?" + Kevin Spacey on Tucker + Jellyfish UAPs + Canadian Police BS</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/113-happy-new-year-kevin-spacey-on-tucker-jellyfish-uaps-canadian-police-bs--58274466</link><description><![CDATA[We're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker Carlson's show, Sam getting Zoom bombed, Tomb Raider's boobs getting downsized, Elon being drug tested, the trumped up BS of the Canadian cops, and much more.<br /><br />Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!<br /><b></b><br /><b>Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! </b>Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58274466</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2024 12:53:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58274466/removing_fastball_bs113_no_fastball.mp3" length="112415917" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fac8c570-b368-437c-b963-bb291d60ad89/fac8c570-b368-437c-b963-bb291d60ad89.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fac8c570-b368-437c-b963-bb291d60ad89/fac8c570-b368-437c-b963-bb291d60ad89.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/fac8c570-b368-437c-b963-bb291d60ad89/fac8c570-b368-437c-b963-bb291d60ad89.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker Carlson's show, Sam getting Zoom bombed, Tomb Raider's boobs getting downsized, Elon being drug...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker Carlson's show, Sam getting Zoom bombed, Tomb Raider's boobs getting downsized, Elon being drug tested, the trumped up BS of the Canadian cops, and much more.<br /><br />Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!<br /><b></b><br /><b>Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! </b>Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7026</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,broken,carlson,comedy,foil,hat,jellyfish,jo,johnny,koy,podcast,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,standup,tin,tripoli,tucker,uap</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#112: "There Are No Rules" + Kanye Rants About Trump + Taylor Swift Conspiracy + Mossad Marvel Hero</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/112-there-are-no-rules-kanye-rants-about-trump-taylor-swift-conspiracy-mossad-marvel-hero--58095496</link><description><![CDATA[It's the final time the guys will be talking in 2023, and they make the most of it, getting into Kanye West's rant (which includes a swipe at President Trump), Marvel's latest gaffe in the form of a Mossad Super Hero, a conspiracy involving Taylor Swift and Al Michaels, and so much more ... plus Sam frets about having no stories.<br /><br />Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off!<br /><br />Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!<br /><b></b><br /><b>Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! </b>Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58095496</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Dec 2023 12:16:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58095496/removing_fastball_bs112_no_fastball.mp3" length="114137909" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4c91b32c-5798-494d-8887-b8bb8dff4d62/4c91b32c-5798-494d-8887-b8bb8dff4d62.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4c91b32c-5798-494d-8887-b8bb8dff4d62/4c91b32c-5798-494d-8887-b8bb8dff4d62.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/4c91b32c-5798-494d-8887-b8bb8dff4d62/4c91b32c-5798-494d-8887-b8bb8dff4d62.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's the final time the guys will be talking in 2023, and they make the most of it, getting into Kanye West's rant (which includes a swipe at President Trump), Marvel's latest gaffe in the form of a Mossad Super Hero, a conspiracy involving Taylor...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's the final time the guys will be talking in 2023, and they make the most of it, getting into Kanye West's rant (which includes a swipe at President Trump), Marvel's latest gaffe in the form of a Mossad Super Hero, a conspiracy involving Taylor Swift and Al Michaels, and so much more ... plus Sam frets about having no stories.<br /><br />Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off!<br /><br />Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!<br /><b></b><br /><b>Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! </b>Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7134</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,comedy,donald,foil,hat,joe,kanye,kelce,majors,marvel,podcast,rogan,sam,simulation,swift,taylor,tfh,tin,tripoli,trump</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#111: "Sam Tripoli Minus One" + Alex Jones Returns to X + Ex-Pornstars as Intellectuals</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/111-sam-tripoli-minus-one-alex-jones-returns-to-x-ex-pornstars-as-intellectuals--58019606</link><description><![CDATA[We're all over the place this week, talking movies, nuclear conspiracy, Alex Jones' return to Twitter, Mia Khalifa on Abby Martin's show and why ex-pornstars are sought out as intellectuals, Anthony Jeselnick's recent comments about offensive comedy, and Sam's opinion of the new Godzilla content.<br /><br />Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/58019606</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2023 15:44:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/58019606/removing_fastball_bs111_no_fastball.mp3" length="134637553" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e033ec4e-2e07-427c-83ce-7d112130ccfd/e033ec4e-2e07-427c-83ce-7d112130ccfd.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e033ec4e-2e07-427c-83ce-7d112130ccfd/e033ec4e-2e07-427c-83ce-7d112130ccfd.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e033ec4e-2e07-427c-83ce-7d112130ccfd/e033ec4e-2e07-427c-83ce-7d112130ccfd.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're all over the place this week, talking movies, nuclear conspiracy, Alex Jones' return to Twitter, Mia Khalifa on Abby Martin's show and why ex-pornstars are sought out as intellectuals, Anthony Jeselnick's recent comments about offensive comedy,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're all over the place this week, talking movies, nuclear conspiracy, Alex Jones' return to Twitter, Mia Khalifa on Abby Martin's show and why ex-pornstars are sought out as intellectuals, Anthony Jeselnick's recent comments about offensive comedy, and Sam's opinion of the new Godzilla content.<br /><br />Go to www.hellotushy.com and use the promo code "BROKEN" for 15-percent off!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8415</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abby,alex,bella,bill,broken,comedy,foil,godzilla,hat,johnny,jones,maher,martin,sam,simulation,tfh,thorne,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#110: "C**DumpsterVan" + Epstein's Flight Logs Blocked + Elon vs. Advertisers + CIA and Hip Hop</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/110-c-dumpstervan-epstein-s-flight-logs-blocked-elon-vs-advertisers-cia-and-hip-hop--57906060</link><description><![CDATA[Sam had a strange encounter in West Hollywood, there's a possible CIA whistleblower on their involvement in the creation of hip hop, and we get into the Chauvin stabbing by an FBI informant, Elon vs. Advertisers, Epstein's flight logs being blocked, stupid social media posts, Henry Kissinger, and a lot more on a jam packed edition of Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!<br /><b></b><br /><b>Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! </b>Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57906060</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2023 14:12:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57906060/removing_fastball_bs110_no_fastball.mp3" length="113880446" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/63b33dde-04f2-4fac-8216-ead34d5fcba9/63b33dde-04f2-4fac-8216-ead34d5fcba9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/63b33dde-04f2-4fac-8216-ead34d5fcba9/63b33dde-04f2-4fac-8216-ead34d5fcba9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/63b33dde-04f2-4fac-8216-ead34d5fcba9/63b33dde-04f2-4fac-8216-ead34d5fcba9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam had a strange encounter in West Hollywood, there's a possible CIA whistleblower on their involvement in the creation of hip hop, and we get into the Chauvin stabbing by an FBI informant, Elon vs. Advertisers, Epstein's flight logs being blocked,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam had a strange encounter in West Hollywood, there's a possible CIA whistleblower on their involvement in the creation of hip hop, and we get into the Chauvin stabbing by an FBI informant, Elon vs. Advertisers, Epstein's flight logs being blocked, stupid social media posts, Henry Kissinger, and a lot more on a jam packed edition of Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Get your custom song listed on Spotify for free at www.songfinch.com/BROKENSIM!<br /><b></b><br /><b>Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! </b>Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7118</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#109: "Eddie Bravo's Fight Club" + CIA Confronts Sam/Eddie + Taylor Swift Black Cube Evidence</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/109-eddie-bravo-s-fight-club-cia-confronts-sam-eddie-taylor-swift-black-cube-evidence--57794910</link><description><![CDATA[On this special Thanksgiving episode of the show Sam recaps his Austin visit, including his time at Joe Rogan's comedy club, and a visit to Eddie Bravo's personal "fight club."<br /><br />Also this week: Someone claiming to be from the CIA confronted Eddie and Sam at their show, we get into the Ben Shapiro vs. Candice Owens altercation, and we examine evidence that Taylor Swift is on the Black Cube train, and loads more.<br /><br />Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM!<br /><br /><b>Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! </b>Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57794910</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Nov 2023 11:20:23 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57794910/removing_fastball_bs109_no_fastball.mp3" length="107326011" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b1c27c1f-5735-4b5a-8768-67df72e98915/b1c27c1f-5735-4b5a-8768-67df72e98915.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b1c27c1f-5735-4b5a-8768-67df72e98915/b1c27c1f-5735-4b5a-8768-67df72e98915.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b1c27c1f-5735-4b5a-8768-67df72e98915/b1c27c1f-5735-4b5a-8768-67df72e98915.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this special Thanksgiving episode of the show Sam recaps his Austin visit, including his time at Joe Rogan's comedy club, and a visit to Eddie Bravo's personal "fight club."

Also this week: Someone claiming to be from the CIA confronted Eddie and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this special Thanksgiving episode of the show Sam recaps his Austin visit, including his time at Joe Rogan's comedy club, and a visit to Eddie Bravo's personal "fight club."<br /><br />Also this week: Someone claiming to be from the CIA confronted Eddie and Sam at their show, we get into the Ben Shapiro vs. Candice Owens altercation, and we examine evidence that Taylor Swift is on the Black Cube train, and loads more.<br /><br />Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM!<br /><br /><b>Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! </b>Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6708</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>austin,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,eilish,experience,foil,hat,joe,matt,rife,rogan,sam,simulation,standup,swift,taylor,tin,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#108: "Mencia vs. Rogan Revisited" + False Flagged Confirmed? + Joey Diaz the Unfollowable</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/108-mencia-vs-rogan-revisited-false-flagged-confirmed-joey-diaz-the-unfollowable--57618099</link><description><![CDATA[On this week's episode we revisit the Carlos Mencia vs. Joe Rogan/comedy affair in light of a recent plea by the beleaguered comedian for understanding.<br /><br />Also this week we listen to Whitney Cummings and Rogan rib Sam for having so many podcasts, conclude our discussion of Blippi, get into what is increasingly looking like a false flag in you-know-where, and talk about why Joey Diaz really is the best.<br /><br />Visit www.harrys.com/BROKEN to check out their excellent offer.<br /><br /><b>Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! </b>Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57618099</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2023 14:47:49 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57618099/removing_fastball_bs108_no_fb.mp3" length="94820672" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/33079576-ddf5-4336-b577-fa909d0bc9d6/33079576-ddf5-4336-b577-fa909d0bc9d6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/33079576-ddf5-4336-b577-fa909d0bc9d6/33079576-ddf5-4336-b577-fa909d0bc9d6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/33079576-ddf5-4336-b577-fa909d0bc9d6/33079576-ddf5-4336-b577-fa909d0bc9d6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this week's episode we revisit the Carlos Mencia vs. Joe Rogan/comedy affair in light of a recent plea by the beleaguered comedian for understanding.

Also this week we listen to Whitney Cummings and Rogan rib Sam for having so many podcasts,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this week's episode we revisit the Carlos Mencia vs. Joe Rogan/comedy affair in light of a recent plea by the beleaguered comedian for understanding.<br /><br />Also this week we listen to Whitney Cummings and Rogan rib Sam for having so many podcasts, conclude our discussion of Blippi, get into what is increasingly looking like a false flag in you-know-where, and talk about why Joey Diaz really is the best.<br /><br />Visit www.harrys.com/BROKEN to check out their excellent offer.<br /><br /><b>Help make the 'Chaos Twins' and get rewarded! </b>Go to www.chaostwins.com to contribute!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5927</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,carlos,comedy,cook,cummings,dane,diaz,eddie,foil,hat,joe,joey,mencia,rogan,sam,standup,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,whitney</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#107: "Is Broken Sim Ending?!" + MKUltra Hero? + Hillary Confronted + Kevin Brennan's Trouble</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/107-is-broken-sim-ending-mkultra-hero-hillary-confronted-kevin-brennan-s-trouble--57531128</link><description><![CDATA[Sam and Johnny clash! Is Sam gay? Also this week we discuss the death of Matthew Perry, the trouble that it got Kevin Brennan in, and a possible hero who resisted the influence of MKUltra programming. Plus: Hillary is confronted twice, and we review the footage. Kanye suggests an Adidas exec kiss a photo of Hitler daily. And so much more!<br /><br />Support the creation of "Chaos Twins" here: http://chaostwins.com<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57531128</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2023 13:05:25 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57531128/removing_fastball_bs107_no_fb.mp3" length="128917782" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7f29bd7d-dc77-4dc8-8cc4-0c3b42b9bce3/7f29bd7d-dc77-4dc8-8cc4-0c3b42b9bce3.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7f29bd7d-dc77-4dc8-8cc4-0c3b42b9bce3/7f29bd7d-dc77-4dc8-8cc4-0c3b42b9bce3.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7f29bd7d-dc77-4dc8-8cc4-0c3b42b9bce3/7f29bd7d-dc77-4dc8-8cc4-0c3b42b9bce3.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam and Johnny clash! Is Sam gay? Also this week we discuss the death of Matthew Perry, the trouble that it got Kevin Brennan in, and a possible hero who resisted the influence of MKUltra programming. Plus: Hillary is confronted twice, and we review...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam and Johnny clash! Is Sam gay? Also this week we discuss the death of Matthew Perry, the trouble that it got Kevin Brennan in, and a possible hero who resisted the influence of MKUltra programming. Plus: Hillary is confronted twice, and we review the footage. Kanye suggests an Adidas exec kiss a photo of Hitler daily. And so much more!<br /><br />Support the creation of "Chaos Twins" here: http://chaostwins.com<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8058</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blipee,bravo,brennan,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,hillary,joe,kanye,kevin,matthew,perry,rogan,sam,standup,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,west</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#106: "Sam Has An Altercation" + Military Draft Returning? + Dave Chappelle Gets Dangerous</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/106-sam-has-an-altercation-military-draft-returning-dave-chappelle-gets-dangerous--57395711</link><description><![CDATA[Sam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, and we go deep on how comedy has changed, and how Sarah Silverman used to be edgy, and Dave Chappelle still is.<br /><br />You'll love MrBallen's Medical Mysteries! Check it out ad-free on Prime or wherever podcasts are served!<br /><br />Get a $13 Harry's starter set for just $3 at www.harrys.com/BROKEN.<br /><br />Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57395711</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2023 12:57:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57395711/removing_fastball_bs106_no_fb.mp3" length="118395242" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7b30ec25-2f00-43a5-80c9-71d733f4ff94/7b30ec25-2f00-43a5-80c9-71d733f4ff94.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7b30ec25-2f00-43a5-80c9-71d733f4ff94/7b30ec25-2f00-43a5-80c9-71d733f4ff94.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/7b30ec25-2f00-43a5-80c9-71d733f4ff94/7b30ec25-2f00-43a5-80c9-71d733f4ff94.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, and we go deep on how comedy has changed, and how Sarah Silverman used to be edgy, and Dave Chappelle...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, and we go deep on how comedy has changed, and how Sarah Silverman used to be edgy, and Dave Chappelle still is.<br /><br />You'll love MrBallen's Medical Mysteries! Check it out ad-free on Prime or wherever podcasts are served!<br /><br />Get a $13 Harry's starter set for just $3 at www.harrys.com/BROKEN.<br /><br />Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code BROKENSIM!<br /><br /><b>Please use Johnny's Tesla referral link so he can make his car faster.</b> You'll also get up to $250 off and three months of Full Self-Driving Capability for free. Click: <a href="https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">https://bit.ly/johnnyteslaref</a><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b> Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br /><b>Watch Broken Simulation</b>: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br /><b>Social media</b>: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br /><b>Want to see Sam live?</b> Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br /><b>Broken Simulation Hosts</b>: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7400</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,chappelle,comedy,commentary,dave,eddie,foil,hat,israel,joe,military,podcast,rogan,sam,sarah,silverman,standup,tin,tinfoil,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#105: "Masking Off" + Why Ben Shapiro Stinks + Sam Goes on Dr. Drew</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/105-masking-off-why-ben-shapiro-stinks-sam-goes-on-dr-drew--57288507</link><description><![CDATA[Sam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was right about Will Smith.<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57288507</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2023 11:47:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57288507/removing_fastball_bs_105_no_fastball.mp3" length="100544623" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/abd88d21-35bb-4346-9c38-0573983b0b43/abd88d21-35bb-4346-9c38-0573983b0b43.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/abd88d21-35bb-4346-9c38-0573983b0b43/abd88d21-35bb-4346-9c38-0573983b0b43.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/abd88d21-35bb-4346-9c38-0573983b0b43/abd88d21-35bb-4346-9c38-0573983b0b43.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was right about Will Smith.

More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was right about Will Smith.<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6284</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,comedy,doctor,drew,eddie,foil,funny,hat,news,offbeat,rogan,sam,smith,standup,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,will</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#104: "Sam Fights at Skankfest" + Praising Cum Town + Satanic ****phile Cult Busted</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/104-sam-fights-at-skankfest-praising-cum-town-satanic-phile-cult-busted--57097229</link><description><![CDATA[Sam recaps his INSANE weekend at Skankfest, which included fighting, watching Off-the-Grid Ryan meet his Cum Town idol, getting Kurt Metzger's take on Noah, and loads more. Also this week we learn an interesting fact about Satanic Temple founder Lucien Greaves and look back on the good times we had at All Things Comedy. Also, people in the Pentagon are worried UFOs might be demons.<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/57097229</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2023 22:07:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/57097229/removing_fastball_bs104_no_fb.mp3" length="133874360" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9318ec31-e5c7-4e8f-bf8c-d3c47299a90e/9318ec31-e5c7-4e8f-bf8c-d3c47299a90e.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9318ec31-e5c7-4e8f-bf8c-d3c47299a90e/9318ec31-e5c7-4e8f-bf8c-d3c47299a90e.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9318ec31-e5c7-4e8f-bf8c-d3c47299a90e/9318ec31-e5c7-4e8f-bf8c-d3c47299a90e.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam recaps his INSANE weekend at Skankfest, which included fighting, watching Off-the-Grid Ryan meet his Cum Town idol, getting Kurt Metzger's take on Noah, and loads more. Also this week we learn an interesting fact about Satanic Temple founder...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam recaps his INSANE weekend at Skankfest, which included fighting, watching Off-the-Grid Ryan meet his Cum Town idol, getting Kurt Metzger's take on Noah, and loads more. Also this week we learn an interesting fact about Satanic Temple founder Lucien Greaves and look back on the good times we had at All Things Comedy. Also, people in the Pentagon are worried UFOs might be demons.<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8368</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,cumtown,ellis,foil,gomez,hat,jason,joe,johnny,kurt,luis,metzger,rogan,sam,simulation,skankfest,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#103: "Avery Land" + Sam Gets Busted + Mystery Fairy Circles + Kaepernick + Steven Avery</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/103-avery-land-sam-gets-busted-mystery-fairy-circles-kaepernick-steven-avery--56992011</link><description><![CDATA[A little later than normal, but we're back to discuss whether Steven Avery did it, Colin Kaepernick's latest ploy, mystery fairy circles appearing worldwide, gold at Costco, the country's Taylor Swift addiction, why the "Redskins" moniker should be brought back, and loads more.<br /><br />Here's the guy who was singing last week: https://on.soundcloud.com/9pLXLqZqJhk33vUz8<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56992011</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2023 13:02:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56992011/removing_fastball_bs103_no_fb.mp3" length="96877449" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/52ad5251-c58e-4f6a-bba6-217f3571fbb0/52ad5251-c58e-4f6a-bba6-217f3571fbb0.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/52ad5251-c58e-4f6a-bba6-217f3571fbb0/52ad5251-c58e-4f6a-bba6-217f3571fbb0.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/52ad5251-c58e-4f6a-bba6-217f3571fbb0/52ad5251-c58e-4f6a-bba6-217f3571fbb0.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>A little later than normal, but we're back to discuss whether Steven Avery did it, Colin Kaepernick's latest ploy, mystery fairy circles appearing worldwide, gold at Costco, the country's Taylor Swift addiction, why the "Redskins" moniker should be...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[A little later than normal, but we're back to discuss whether Steven Avery did it, Colin Kaepernick's latest ploy, mystery fairy circles appearing worldwide, gold at Costco, the country's Taylor Swift addiction, why the "Redskins" moniker should be brought back, and loads more.<br /><br />Here's the guy who was singing last week: https://on.soundcloud.com/9pLXLqZqJhk33vUz8<br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6055</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,joe,johnny,rogan,sam,standup,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#102: "Sam Returns to Rogan" + 'Spy' Balloon Update + Russell Brand + QB's UFO Story</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/102-sam-returns-to-rogan-spy-balloon-update-russell-brand-qb-s-ufo-story--56841374</link><description><![CDATA[Sam was back on the Joe Rogan Experience last week (this time the JRE Fight Companion), and he recaps the experience, including a visit to Rogan's incredible comedy club.<br /><br />Other than that we cover a ton of insanity this episode, including an unbelievable update on the Chinese 'spy' balloon, Russell Brand's situation, Lauren Boebert being a fun gal, the acquittal of three of those accused in the plot to kidnap Michigan's governor, a missing F-35 fighter jet, RFK Jr.'s bizarre campaign incident, and Sam's social anxiety at a fancy dinner party with free thinking luminaries. <br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56841374</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2023 13:43:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56841374/removing_fastball_bs102_no_fb.mp3" length="143483660" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6608e670-9761-41d1-8738-0d8c382b9c93/6608e670-9761-41d1-8738-0d8c382b9c93.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6608e670-9761-41d1-8738-0d8c382b9c93/6608e670-9761-41d1-8738-0d8c382b9c93.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/6608e670-9761-41d1-8738-0d8c382b9c93/6608e670-9761-41d1-8738-0d8c382b9c93.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam was back on the Joe Rogan Experience last week (this time the JRE Fight Companion), and he recaps the experience, including a visit to Rogan's incredible comedy club.

Other than that we cover a ton of insanity this episode, including an...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam was back on the Joe Rogan Experience last week (this time the JRE Fight Companion), and he recaps the experience, including a visit to Rogan's incredible comedy club.<br /><br />Other than that we cover a ton of insanity this episode, including an unbelievable update on the Chinese 'spy' balloon, Russell Brand's situation, Lauren Boebert being a fun gal, the acquittal of three of those accused in the plot to kidnap Michigan's governor, a missing F-35 fighter jet, RFK Jr.'s bizarre campaign incident, and Sam's social anxiety at a fancy dinner party with free thinking luminaries. <br /><br />More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media: Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8968</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,bryan,callen,eddie,experience,foil,hat,joe,johnny,jre,podcast,rogan,sam,simulation,tfh,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#101: "I AM FROM FRANCE" + Was Theo Von ripped off? + Man diddles home invader + 5G/Brain worms</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/101-i-am-from-france-was-theo-von-ripped-off-man-diddles-home-invader-5g-brain-worms--56744636</link><description><![CDATA[This week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting his brother, gold-diggers, literal worms being removed from brains, and much more.<br /><br />Use the promo code "BROKENSIM" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app for their insane NFL promo!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56744636</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2023 10:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56744636/removing_fastball_bs101_no_fb.mp3" length="88905295" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0c816257-c83a-4fc2-aa14-5feabe905b2c/0c816257-c83a-4fc2-aa14-5feabe905b2c.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0c816257-c83a-4fc2-aa14-5feabe905b2c/0c816257-c83a-4fc2-aa14-5feabe905b2c.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/0c816257-c83a-4fc2-aa14-5feabe905b2c/0c816257-c83a-4fc2-aa14-5feabe905b2c.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting his brother, gold-diggers, literal worms being removed from brains, and much more.

Use the promo...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting his brother, gold-diggers, literal worms being removed from brains, and much more.<br /><br />Use the promo code "BROKENSIM" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app for their insane NFL promo!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5557</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,comedy,companion,experience,fight,foil,funny,hat,joe,news,offbeat,rogan,sam,simulation,theo,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,viral,youtube</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#100: "Buy Low, Stay High" + Aliens in Peru + Sam Meets Shia, Going Back on Rogan + Weather Manipulation</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/100-buy-low-stay-high-aliens-in-peru-sam-meets-shia-going-back-on-rogan-weather-manipulation--56617346</link><description><![CDATA[For the big No. 100 we have one of our longest episodes ever, and get into all the big topics of the week, including the tragedy in Lahaina, weather manipulation in the SoCal hurricane, Sam's encounter with Shia LaBeouf, the return of masks, and loads more.<br /><br />Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 for 50-percent off!<br /><br />Use the promo code "BROKEN" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app to claim your bonus!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56617346</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2023 17:30:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56617346/removing_fastball_bs100_no_fb.mp3" length="154750585" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/37bf28f8-eddc-4879-93e9-1d3adc5053a9/37bf28f8-eddc-4879-93e9-1d3adc5053a9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/37bf28f8-eddc-4879-93e9-1d3adc5053a9/37bf28f8-eddc-4879-93e9-1d3adc5053a9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/37bf28f8-eddc-4879-93e9-1d3adc5053a9/37bf28f8-eddc-4879-93e9-1d3adc5053a9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>For the big No. 100 we have one of our longest episodes ever, and get into all the big topics of the week, including the tragedy in Lahaina, weather manipulation in the SoCal hurricane, Sam's encounter with Shia LaBeouf, the return of masks, and loads...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[For the big No. 100 we have one of our longest episodes ever, and get into all the big topics of the week, including the tragedy in Lahaina, weather manipulation in the SoCal hurricane, Sam's encounter with Shia LaBeouf, the return of masks, and loads more.<br /><br />Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 for 50-percent off!<br /><br />Use the promo code "BROKEN" in the Draft Kings Sportsbook app to claim your bonus!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9672</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aliens,bravo,broken,earthquake,eddie,foil,hat,hurricane,joe,manipulation,rogan,sam,shia,simulation,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,uap,ufo,weather</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#99: "Divide &amp; Conquer" + Off-the-Grid Ryan Calls + Sam Going on Dr. Drew + Air/TikTok Conspiracies</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/99-divide-conquer-off-the-grid-ryan-calls-sam-going-on-dr-drew-air-tiktok-conspiracies--56462366</link><description><![CDATA[Off-the-Grid Ryan calls in to share his near-death experience, and we learn that Sam is booked on Dr. Drew on this week's Broken Simulation. We also get into the potential for race wars after the nonsense in Alabama, swap a few conspiracy theories, and Sam mentions that Eddie Bravo's appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience brougth surprise attention to someone we know. Oh, and Sam got a Gringo Special haircut from a sketchy Mexican place.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56462366</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2023 13:05:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56462366/removing_fastball_bs99_no_fb.mp3" length="119778269" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/40cb990e-458f-4d8f-b212-6da8e9f3c551/40cb990e-458f-4d8f-b212-6da8e9f3c551.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/40cb990e-458f-4d8f-b212-6da8e9f3c551/40cb990e-458f-4d8f-b212-6da8e9f3c551.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/40cb990e-458f-4d8f-b212-6da8e9f3c551/40cb990e-458f-4d8f-b212-6da8e9f3c551.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Off-the-Grid Ryan calls in to share his near-death experience, and we learn that Sam is booked on Dr. Drew on this week's Broken Simulation. We also get into the potential for race wars after the nonsense in Alabama, swap a few conspiracy theories,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Off-the-Grid Ryan calls in to share his near-death experience, and we learn that Sam is booked on Dr. Drew on this week's Broken Simulation. We also get into the potential for race wars after the nonsense in Alabama, swap a few conspiracy theories, and Sam mentions that Eddie Bravo's appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience brougth surprise attention to someone we know. Oh, and Sam got a Gringo Special haircut from a sketchy Mexican place.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7487</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alabama,bravo,broken,comedy,conspiracy,eddie,experience,foil,hat,joe,johnny,rogan,sam,simulation,standup,tfh,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#98: "OldSchool.Black" + Joe Rogan AI Experience + FBI Busts Itself + Metallica + Howard Stern</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/98-oldschool-black-joe-rogan-ai-experience-fbi-busts-itself-metallica-howard-stern--56392575</link><description><![CDATA[The FBI busts itself, the Joe Rogan A.I. Experience somehow perseveres, Sam's recalls an appearance on Howard Stern, and we cast ourselves in an AI-generated new season of Game of Thrones on this week's edition of Broken Simulation!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56392575</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Aug 2023 12:45:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56392575/removing_fastball_bs98_no_fb.mp3" length="121210615" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/41f0d337-b984-46c7-8ec9-9db817deacff/41f0d337-b984-46c7-8ec9-9db817deacff.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/41f0d337-b984-46c7-8ec9-9db817deacff/41f0d337-b984-46c7-8ec9-9db817deacff.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/41f0d337-b984-46c7-8ec9-9db817deacff/41f0d337-b984-46c7-8ec9-9db817deacff.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The FBI busts itself, the Joe Rogan A.I. Experience somehow perseveres, Sam's recalls an appearance on Howard Stern, and we cast ourselves in an AI-generated new season of Game of Thrones on this week's edition of Broken Simulation!

More stuff:

Get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The FBI busts itself, the Joe Rogan A.I. Experience somehow perseveres, Sam's recalls an appearance on Howard Stern, and we cast ourselves in an AI-generated new season of Game of Thrones on this week's edition of Broken Simulation!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7576</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,artificial,broken,bryan,callen,club,comedy,foil,hat,howard,intelligence,joe,rogan,sam,simulation,social,stern,tin,tinfoil,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#97: "Controlled Opposition" + Obama's Hands + Cis Allies + Mitch McConnell's Decline + Sam's Stripe</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/97-controlled-opposition-obama-s-hands-cis-allies-mitch-mcconnell-s-decline-sam-s-stripe--56344219</link><description><![CDATA[Sam gets a stripe, Obama maybe beat the **** out of someone, Mitch McConnell strokes out, Anthony Weiner has an epic showdown on Valuetainment, and a moron wants a colony on Venus.<br /><br />Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today!<br /><br />Enjoy "Don't Panic" on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56344219</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Aug 2023 10:07:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56344219/removing_fastball_bs97_no_fb.mp3" length="134798050" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b8a04fcc-6226-4581-98a5-6c57a13d233f/b8a04fcc-6226-4581-98a5-6c57a13d233f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b8a04fcc-6226-4581-98a5-6c57a13d233f/b8a04fcc-6226-4581-98a5-6c57a13d233f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b8a04fcc-6226-4581-98a5-6c57a13d233f/b8a04fcc-6226-4581-98a5-6c57a13d233f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam gets a stripe, Obama maybe beat the **** out of someone, Mitch McConnell strokes out, Anthony Weiner has an epic showdown on Valuetainment, and a moron wants a colony on Venus.

Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today!

Enjoy "Don't...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam gets a stripe, Obama maybe beat the **** out of someone, Mitch McConnell strokes out, Anthony Weiner has an epic showdown on Valuetainment, and a moron wants a colony on Venus.<br /><br />Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today!<br /><br />Enjoy "Don't Panic" on the Wondery App or wherever you get your podcasts!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8425</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,jitsu,jiu,johnny,mcconnell,sam,simulation,standup,tfh,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,valuetainment,venus,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#96: "Hard Knock Life" + 'Sound of Freedom' conspiracies + Sam almost dumps in his pants (again)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/96-hard-knock-life-sound-of-freedom-conspiracies-sam-almost-dumps-in-his-pants-again--56197966</link><description><![CDATA[Podcasting ain't easy! Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he nearly dumped in his pants again to keep this show interesting. Also this week we talk about RFK Jr.'s latest controversy, "Sound of Freedom" conspiracies, Elon's future with Twitter, John Kerry's lies, and our first times manually stimulating.<br /><br />Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56197966</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2023 11:22:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56197966/removing_fastball_bs96_no_fb.mp3" length="113205442" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c32516e9-0865-4d0e-b436-c64bfe53d28a/c32516e9-0865-4d0e-b436-c64bfe53d28a.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c32516e9-0865-4d0e-b436-c64bfe53d28a/c32516e9-0865-4d0e-b436-c64bfe53d28a.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c32516e9-0865-4d0e-b436-c64bfe53d28a/c32516e9-0865-4d0e-b436-c64bfe53d28a.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Podcasting ain't easy! Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he nearly dumped in his pants again to keep this show interesting. Also this week we talk about RFK Jr.'s latest controversy, "Sound of Freedom" conspiracies, Elon's future with Twitter, John...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Podcasting ain't easy! Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he nearly dumped in his pants again to keep this show interesting. Also this week we talk about RFK Jr.'s latest controversy, "Sound of Freedom" conspiracies, Elon's future with Twitter, John Kerry's lies, and our first times manually stimulating.<br /><br />Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7076</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,discussion,elon,foil,freedom,hat,movies,musk,of,podcasting,punchdrunk,rfk,sam,sound,standup,tfh,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,twitter</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#95: "Neurodivergent" + Tucker wrecks Mike Pence + 'Sound of Freedom' + Sam Starts Thai Boxing</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/95-neurodivergent-tucker-wrecks-mike-pence-sound-of-freedom-sam-starts-thai-boxing--56127459</link><description><![CDATA[This week we learn host Sam Tripoli is adding yet another martial art to his schedule, and we talk the SAG strike, Tucker Carlson strangling Mike Pence's campaign in the crib, "The Sound of Freedom," Joe Rogan's boxing advice to Louis CK, a time-traveling Tracy Chapman, and how we're doing with the 75-day challenge.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/56127459</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2023 14:29:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/56127459/removing_fastball_bs95_no_fb.mp3" length="130312930" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b983b8c2-9a7a-4d0f-bbb3-c58cf2cea496/b983b8c2-9a7a-4d0f-bbb3-c58cf2cea496.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b983b8c2-9a7a-4d0f-bbb3-c58cf2cea496/b983b8c2-9a7a-4d0f-bbb3-c58cf2cea496.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/b983b8c2-9a7a-4d0f-bbb3-c58cf2cea496/b983b8c2-9a7a-4d0f-bbb3-c58cf2cea496.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we learn host Sam Tripoli is adding yet another martial art to his schedule, and we talk the SAG strike, Tucker Carlson strangling Mike Pence's campaign in the crib, "The Sound of Freedom," Joe Rogan's boxing advice to Louis CK, a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we learn host Sam Tripoli is adding yet another martial art to his schedule, and we talk the SAG strike, Tucker Carlson strangling Mike Pence's campaign in the crib, "The Sound of Freedom," Joe Rogan's boxing advice to Louis CK, a time-traveling Tracy Chapman, and how we're doing with the 75-day challenge.<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8145</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,bryan,callen,carlson,comedy,eddie,foil,funny,hat,news,podcast,sam,simulation,standup,tfh,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,tucker</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#94: "Dipsh*t Gematria" + RFK Assassination Theories + Elon vs. CIA? + 75-Day Fitness Challenge</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/94-dipsh-t-gematria-rfk-assassination-theories-elon-vs-cia-75-day-fitness-challenge--55904200</link><description><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli is again battling the forces of stupidity -- only this time they are armed with a gematria calculator.<br /><br />Also this week Sam reveals he has fallen off of the p*rn wagon, we consider whether Elon Musk's "rate-limiting" fiasco was actually done to combat CIA data-scraping, we discuss whether Ice Cube is down with the CIA, and we get into RFK Jr.'s appearance on a podcast where he shares his theories that MKUltra had something to do with his father's death.<br /><br />We open this episode by outlining our plan to radically change our fitness/health in 75 days. Join us by tweeting at www.twitter.com/brokensim!<br /><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55904200</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Jul 2023 13:01:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/55904200/removing_fastball_bs94_no_fb.mp3" length="133606448" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/db5e5ddb-dd39-42b0-8a1c-e6ca97b255a7/db5e5ddb-dd39-42b0-8a1c-e6ca97b255a7.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/db5e5ddb-dd39-42b0-8a1c-e6ca97b255a7/db5e5ddb-dd39-42b0-8a1c-e6ca97b255a7.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/db5e5ddb-dd39-42b0-8a1c-e6ca97b255a7/db5e5ddb-dd39-42b0-8a1c-e6ca97b255a7.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Host Sam Tripoli is again battling the forces of stupidity -- only this time they are armed with a gematria calculator.

Also this week Sam reveals he has fallen off of the p*rn wagon, we consider whether Elon Musk's "rate-limiting" fiasco was...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli is again battling the forces of stupidity -- only this time they are armed with a gematria calculator.<br /><br />Also this week Sam reveals he has fallen off of the p*rn wagon, we consider whether Elon Musk's "rate-limiting" fiasco was actually done to combat CIA data-scraping, we discuss whether Ice Cube is down with the CIA, and we get into RFK Jr.'s appearance on a podcast where he shares his theories that MKUltra had something to do with his father's death.<br /><br />We open this episode by outlining our plan to radically change our fitness/health in 75 days. Join us by tweeting at www.twitter.com/brokensim!<br /><br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8351</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>75,comedy,day,elon,fitness,foil,gematria,hat,joe,mkultra,musk,rfk,rogan,sam,standup,tfh,theories,tin,tinfoil,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#93: "Fun With Stupid" + Hotez v RFK Jr./Rogan + OMG BlackRock + Titan Theories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/93-fun-with-stupid-hotez-v-rfk-jr-rogan-omg-blackrock-titan-theories--55157609</link><description><![CDATA[We're back with more Fun with Stupid, which this week includes scientist Peter Hotez and his ongoing war with the internet/RFK Jr. and Joe Rogan. It also includes seemingly everybody involved with this submarine implosion, as well as horny Blackrock employees. Also this week Sam recaps his trip to the Watermelon Festival.<br /><br />Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/55157609</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2023 20:18:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/55157609/removing_fastball_bs93_no_fb.mp3" length="110408042" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c2f0de4b-aedb-4d76-ba3c-bbad8d0ad3ca/c2f0de4b-aedb-4d76-ba3c-bbad8d0ad3ca.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c2f0de4b-aedb-4d76-ba3c-bbad8d0ad3ca/c2f0de4b-aedb-4d76-ba3c-bbad8d0ad3ca.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/c2f0de4b-aedb-4d76-ba3c-bbad8d0ad3ca/c2f0de4b-aedb-4d76-ba3c-bbad8d0ad3ca.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back with more Fun with Stupid, which this week includes scientist Peter Hotez and his ongoing war with the internet/RFK Jr. and Joe Rogan. It also includes seemingly everybody involved with this submarine implosion, as well as horny Blackrock...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with more Fun with Stupid, which this week includes scientist Peter Hotez and his ongoing war with the internet/RFK Jr. and Joe Rogan. It also includes seemingly everybody involved with this submarine implosion, as well as horny Blackrock employees. Also this week Sam recaps his trip to the Watermelon Festival.<br /><br />Head to www.factormeals.com/broken50 and use the code "broken50" to get 50-percent off your first box!<br /><b></b><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6901</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blackrock,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,hotez,joe,rogan,sam,simulation,standup,submarine,tfh,tin,tinfoil,tirpoli,titan,titanic</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#92: "The Family That Must Not Be Named" + Lizard Person Encounter + Sam Salutes GaS Digital</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/92-the-family-that-must-not-be-named-lizard-person-encounter-sam-salutes-gas-digital--54523776</link><description><![CDATA[The Broken Sim crew is reeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares their story of seeing a shapeshifting lizard person, host Sam Tripoli shares a tribute to Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital, and we say goodbye to Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank. Oh, and we have even more evidence that President Biden is slipping.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54523776</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jun 2023 16:53:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54523776/removing_fastball_bs92_no_fb.mp3" length="151439513" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3ed7648e-b73e-4f04-a598-eb4d8e39484d/3ed7648e-b73e-4f04-a598-eb4d8e39484d.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3ed7648e-b73e-4f04-a598-eb4d8e39484d/3ed7648e-b73e-4f04-a598-eb4d8e39484d.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/3ed7648e-b73e-4f04-a598-eb4d8e39484d/3ed7648e-b73e-4f04-a598-eb4d8e39484d.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Broken Sim crew is reeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares their story of seeing a shapeshifting lizard person, host Sam Tripoli shares a tribute to Luis J....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Broken Sim crew is reeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares their story of seeing a shapeshifting lizard person, host Sam Tripoli shares a tribute to Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital, and we say goodbye to Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank. Oh, and we have even more evidence that President Biden is slipping.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9465</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,biden,brian,broken,comedy,foil,gomez,hat,joe,legion,lizard,luis,of,redban,shaffir,simulation,skanks,tfh,tin,tinfoil</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#91: "Sandwich Tripoli" + Vegas UFO/Alien Breakdown + Sam's Armpit Rails</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/91-sandwich-tripoli-vegas-ufo-alien-breakdown-sam-s-armpit-rails--54351242</link><description><![CDATA[This week we talk about the big UFO/alien sighting in Las Vegas, Alex Stein's latest shenanigans, possible evidence of lizard people on TV, and then host Sam Tripoli recaps his visit to the heart of the south. Sam also reveals that he recently smelled some armpits.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54351242</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Jun 2023 13:41:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54351242/removing_fastball_bs91_no_fb.mp3" length="127360466" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/788cb637-1790-4f09-b18b-c56a48e1f62b/788cb637-1790-4f09-b18b-c56a48e1f62b.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/788cb637-1790-4f09-b18b-c56a48e1f62b/788cb637-1790-4f09-b18b-c56a48e1f62b.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/788cb637-1790-4f09-b18b-c56a48e1f62b/788cb637-1790-4f09-b18b-c56a48e1f62b.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we talk about the big UFO/alien sighting in Las Vegas, Alex Stein's latest shenanigans, possible evidence of lizard people on TV, and then host Sam Tripoli recaps his visit to the heart of the south. Sam also reveals that he recently smelled...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we talk about the big UFO/alien sighting in Las Vegas, Alex Stein's latest shenanigans, possible evidence of lizard people on TV, and then host Sam Tripoli recaps his visit to the heart of the south. Sam also reveals that he recently smelled some armpits.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7960</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alien,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,footage,hat,johnny,podcast,sam,simulation,standup,tfh,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,ufo,video,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#90: "The Worst Episode Ever" + Pride PSYOPS Starting + Sam Doubts Himself</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/90-the-worst-episode-ever-pride-psyops-starting-sam-doubts-himself--54099480</link><description><![CDATA[It didn't take long for us to realize this was our worst episode so far. Our apologies. We tried. This week we get into the official kick-off of Pride Month PSYOPS, a hilarious video alleging white privilege, and YouTube's secret one-name child star. <br /><br />Also this week, host Sam Tripoli is really doubting himself and his place in this world.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54099480</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2023 12:46:42 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54099480/removing_fastball_bs90_no_fb.mp3" length="136584825" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1a065b53-3a55-4342-8d2f-869130759ae4/1a065b53-3a55-4342-8d2f-869130759ae4.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1a065b53-3a55-4342-8d2f-869130759ae4/1a065b53-3a55-4342-8d2f-869130759ae4.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/1a065b53-3a55-4342-8d2f-869130759ae4/1a065b53-3a55-4342-8d2f-869130759ae4.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It didn't take long for us to realize this was our worst episode so far. Our apologies. We tried. This week we get into the official kick-off of Pride Month PSYOPS, a hilarious video alleging white privilege, and YouTube's secret one-name child star....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It didn't take long for us to realize this was our worst episode so far. Our apologies. We tried. This week we get into the official kick-off of Pride Month PSYOPS, a hilarious video alleging white privilege, and YouTube's secret one-name child star. <br /><br />Also this week, host Sam Tripoli is really doubting himself and his place in this world.<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8537</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,comedy,conspiracy,eddie,foil,funny,hat,hilarious,news,pill,psyops,red,sam,simulation,standup,tfh,tin,tripoli,videos</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#89: "Sam's Brush With Death" + UFOs + Transhumanist YouTube Vampires</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/89-sam-s-brush-with-death-ufos-transhumanist-youtube-vampires--54030917</link><description><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity YouTube videos, whether we are at peak UFO, and we get into a new Gates-Epstein connection that made news this week.<br /><br />Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com!<br /><br />Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/54030917</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 May 2023 13:14:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/54030917/removing_fastball_bs89_no_fb.mp3" length="135932391" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5f5b27a7-531b-4e03-89e1-4a9af7b9adf6/5f5b27a7-531b-4e03-89e1-4a9af7b9adf6.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5f5b27a7-531b-4e03-89e1-4a9af7b9adf6/5f5b27a7-531b-4e03-89e1-4a9af7b9adf6.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5f5b27a7-531b-4e03-89e1-4a9af7b9adf6/5f5b27a7-531b-4e03-89e1-4a9af7b9adf6.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Host Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity YouTube videos, whether we are at peak UFO, and we get into a new Gates-Epstein connection that made...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity YouTube videos, whether we are at peak UFO, and we get into a new Gates-Epstein connection that made news this week.<br /><br />Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com!<br /><br />Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8496</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bill,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,epstein,foil,gates,hat,johnny,sam,simulation,stand,tfh,tin,transhumanism,tripoli,ufos,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#88: "Shapeshifter" + Sam Prevents Race Riot + RFK Jr. Gets Sandbagged</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/88-shapeshifter-sam-prevents-race-riot-rfk-jr-gets-sandbagged--53957874</link><description><![CDATA[The creepiest voicemail we have yet to receive was so creepy we actually called the guy, and he sent photos to support his story of an encounter with an apparent Skinwalkeresque shapeshifting creature.<br /><br /><b>Also this week</b>: We talk Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital. Sam does the math, and John Wick 4 has more deaths than words spoken for Keanu Reeves. Mark the Tin Foil Hat Booker does something ridiculous. RFJ Jr. gets sandbagged. Elon punks a journo. We learn more about Tucker Carlson’s ouster. And we ponder what kind of person hates Joe Rogan. <br /><br />Check out NetSuite and its unprecedented opportunity at www.netsuite.com/broken!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53957874</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 May 2023 12:53:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53957874/removing_fastball_bs88_no_fb.mp3" length="132108064" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8ac06abd-b323-4cee-8998-a4f71a7e50ef/8ac06abd-b323-4cee-8998-a4f71a7e50ef.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8ac06abd-b323-4cee-8998-a4f71a7e50ef/8ac06abd-b323-4cee-8998-a4f71a7e50ef.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/8ac06abd-b323-4cee-8998-a4f71a7e50ef/8ac06abd-b323-4cee-8998-a4f71a7e50ef.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The creepiest voicemail we have yet to receive was so creepy we actually called the guy, and he sent photos to support his story of an encounter with an apparent Skinwalkeresque shapeshifting creature.

Also this week: We talk Luis J. Gomez and GaS...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The creepiest voicemail we have yet to receive was so creepy we actually called the guy, and he sent photos to support his story of an encounter with an apparent Skinwalkeresque shapeshifting creature.<br /><br /><b>Also this week</b>: We talk Luis J. Gomez and GaS Digital. Sam does the math, and John Wick 4 has more deaths than words spoken for Keanu Reeves. Mark the Tin Foil Hat Booker does something ridiculous. RFJ Jr. gets sandbagged. Elon punks a journo. We learn more about Tucker Carlson’s ouster. And we ponder what kind of person hates Joe Rogan. <br /><br />Check out NetSuite and its unprecedented opportunity at www.netsuite.com/broken!<br /><br /><b>More stuff:</b><br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8257</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,comedy,cryptid,elon,foil,gomez,hat,joe,luis,musk,rfk,rogan,sam,shapeshifter,simulation,standup,supernatural,tin,tinfoil,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#87: "All-You-Can-Eat Sushi" + Sam Nearly Arrested + Sam Hyde and 'The Dividers'</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/87-all-you-can-eat-sushi-sam-nearly-arrested-sam-hyde-and-the-dividers--53832990</link><description><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli <i>narrowly</i> escapes arrest on this episode of Broken Simulation, where we also get into the sadistic comic book film, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and Sam Hyde's potential role in "The Dividers" doc being taken off YouTube.<br /><br />Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53832990</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 May 2023 14:18:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53832990/removing_fastball_bs87_no_fb.mp3" length="136872381" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/55e00624-f6b4-4217-9449-a95eb9037b7f/55e00624-f6b4-4217-9449-a95eb9037b7f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/55e00624-f6b4-4217-9449-a95eb9037b7f/55e00624-f6b4-4217-9449-a95eb9037b7f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/55e00624-f6b4-4217-9449-a95eb9037b7f/55e00624-f6b4-4217-9449-a95eb9037b7f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam Tripoli narrowly escapes arrest on this episode of Broken Simulation, where we also get into the sadistic comic book film, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and Sam Hyde's potential role in "The Dividers" doc being taken off YouTube.

Get 20-percent off...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli <i>narrowly</i> escapes arrest on this episode of Broken Simulation, where we also get into the sadistic comic book film, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and Sam Hyde's potential role in "The Dividers" doc being taken off YouTube.<br /><br />Get 20-percent off and free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at manscaped.com!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8555</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#86: "Always Have Clean Underwear" + Bert Kreischer's Bad Texting Etiquette + Ghost Stories</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/86-always-have-clean-underwear-bert-kreischer-s-bad-texting-etiquette-ghost-stories--53751160</link><description><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli takes issue with Bert Kreischer's rude texting habits and we have more of your urban legends and ghost stories on this new episode of Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Also this week Sam discusses how having children has softened his edges, and how he can't seem to stop running into his old dealers.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53751160</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2023 13:26:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53751160/bs86_no_fb.mp3" length="114358422" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/77e8dc4b-7e21-486c-9b97-fe49d63707c5/77e8dc4b-7e21-486c-9b97-fe49d63707c5.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/77e8dc4b-7e21-486c-9b97-fe49d63707c5/77e8dc4b-7e21-486c-9b97-fe49d63707c5.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/77e8dc4b-7e21-486c-9b97-fe49d63707c5/77e8dc4b-7e21-486c-9b97-fe49d63707c5.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Host Sam Tripoli takes issue with Bert Kreischer's rude texting habits and we have more of your urban legends and ghost stories on this new episode of Broken Simulation.

Also this week Sam discusses how having children has softened his edges, and how...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli takes issue with Bert Kreischer's rude texting habits and we have more of your urban legends and ghost stories on this new episode of Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Also this week Sam discusses how having children has softened his edges, and how he can't seem to stop running into his old dealers.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7148</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bert,bravo,comedy,eddie,foil,ghost,hat,joe,johnny,kreischer,legends,rogan,sam,standup,stories,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,urban,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#85: "Finally!" + Tucker Carlson Responds + Your Urban Legends</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/85-finally-tucker-carlson-responds-your-urban-legends--53675344</link><description><![CDATA[This week host Sam Tripoli has a massive announcement. It finally happened! Also this week we touch on Tucker Carlson's resignation, the blue checkmark fiasco, and we review your urban legend voicemails.<br /><br />Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at <a href="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttps://linkprotect.cudasvc.com/url?a%253Dhttp%25253a%25252f%25252fmanscaped.com%25252f%2526c%253DE,1,9vP4oZeSjezCkvuG9kMn9UeXGS4bBrGFYsOjIvhg7ZNklJh0klZ2rBsCzB47HQm5WS1D372ZaV4vnmQ-3u8hMQQ01_daV-BX2JGfQ4xzDzeJNjIZyuMzWCFGrJR4%2526typo%253D1%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;source%3Deditors%26amp;ust%3D1681457705815939%26amp;usg%3DAOvVaw0Plu3DTCqhZ2Ie62sheOoP&amp;sa=D&amp;source=docs&amp;ust=1681457705822272&amp;usg=AOvVaw1qsxPbIkHy3QqtT9S8L9bi" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Manscaped.com!</a><br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53675344</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Apr 2023 10:08:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53675344/bs_85_no_fb.mp3" length="117565006" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f00ac9bd-d886-4398-8ec7-e679d80b41fc/f00ac9bd-d886-4398-8ec7-e679d80b41fc.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f00ac9bd-d886-4398-8ec7-e679d80b41fc/f00ac9bd-d886-4398-8ec7-e679d80b41fc.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/f00ac9bd-d886-4398-8ec7-e679d80b41fc/f00ac9bd-d886-4398-8ec7-e679d80b41fc.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week host Sam Tripoli has a massive announcement. It finally happened! Also this week we touch on Tucker Carlson's resignation, the blue checkmark fiasco, and we review your urban legend voicemails.

Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week host Sam Tripoli has a massive announcement. It finally happened! Also this week we touch on Tucker Carlson's resignation, the blue checkmark fiasco, and we review your urban legend voicemails.<br /><br />Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at <a href="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttps://linkprotect.cudasvc.com/url?a%253Dhttp%25253a%25252f%25252fmanscaped.com%25252f%2526c%253DE,1,9vP4oZeSjezCkvuG9kMn9UeXGS4bBrGFYsOjIvhg7ZNklJh0klZ2rBsCzB47HQm5WS1D372ZaV4vnmQ-3u8hMQQ01_daV-BX2JGfQ4xzDzeJNjIZyuMzWCFGrJR4%2526typo%253D1%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;source%3Deditors%26amp;ust%3D1681457705815939%26amp;usg%3DAOvVaw0Plu3DTCqhZ2Ie62sheOoP&amp;sa=D&amp;source=docs&amp;ust=1681457705822272&amp;usg=AOvVaw1qsxPbIkHy3QqtT9S8L9bi" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Manscaped.com!</a><br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7348</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,carlson,comedy,eddie,elon,foil,hat,johnny,legends,musk,sam,simulation,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,tucker,twitter,urban,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#84: "The Phantom Shart" + A.I. Joe Rogan + Star Wars Twitter Wars</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/84-the-phantom-shart-a-i-joe-rogan-star-wars-twitter-wars--53601427</link><description><![CDATA[Sam recaps his Toronto trip, then we listen to a Joe Rogan A.I. podcast that made us both uncomfortable.<br /><br />Also this week, Johnny gets into nerd fights on Twitter, and we have more mental illness, atrocities, and a suite of other A.I. news items.<br /><br />Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53601427</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Apr 2023 10:15:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53601427/bs84_no_fb.mp3" length="121505942" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dbae77d1-c62c-44e2-bf08-a52ed42fdd71/dbae77d1-c62c-44e2-bf08-a52ed42fdd71.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dbae77d1-c62c-44e2-bf08-a52ed42fdd71/dbae77d1-c62c-44e2-bf08-a52ed42fdd71.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/dbae77d1-c62c-44e2-bf08-a52ed42fdd71/dbae77d1-c62c-44e2-bf08-a52ed42fdd71.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam recaps his Toronto trip, then we listen to a Joe Rogan A.I. podcast that made us both uncomfortable.

Also this week, Johnny gets into nerd fights on Twitter, and we have more mental illness, atrocities, and a suite of other A.I. news items....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam recaps his Toronto trip, then we listen to a Joe Rogan A.I. podcast that made us both uncomfortable.<br /><br />Also this week, Johnny gets into nerd fights on Twitter, and we have more mental illness, atrocities, and a suite of other A.I. news items.<br /><br />Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7595</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,artificial,broken,comedy,conspiracies,foil,hat,intelligence,joe,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,standup,star,tin,tinfoilhat,toronto,tripoli,wars</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#83: "Sam Comes Out as Psychic" + Talking Bobby Lee + Dalai Lama is a Creep</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/83-sam-comes-out-as-psychic-talking-bobby-lee-dalai-lama-is-a-creep--53534328</link><description><![CDATA[Sam reveals that he has psychic abilities, offers support for Bobby Lee, and weighs in on the Dalai Lama and Bud Light controversies on this week's Broken Simulation Premium Edition, which includes a half hour of bonus content.<br /><br />Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at <a href="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttps://linkprotect.cudasvc.com/url?a%253Dhttp%25253a%25252f%25252fmanscaped.com%25252f%2526c%253DE,1,9vP4oZeSjezCkvuG9kMn9UeXGS4bBrGFYsOjIvhg7ZNklJh0klZ2rBsCzB47HQm5WS1D372ZaV4vnmQ-3u8hMQQ01_daV-BX2JGfQ4xzDzeJNjIZyuMzWCFGrJR4%2526typo%253D1%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;source%3Deditors%26amp;ust%3D1681457705815939%26amp;usg%3DAOvVaw0Plu3DTCqhZ2Ie62sheOoP&amp;sa=D&amp;source=docs&amp;ust=1681457705822272&amp;usg=AOvVaw1qsxPbIkHy3QqtT9S8L9bi" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Manscaped.com!</a><br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br /><br /><br />]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53534328</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2023 12:15:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53534328/bs83_no_fb.mp3" length="130543891" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5863a5a3-4dea-4e7f-b5c4-6eaddc5ff1ff/5863a5a3-4dea-4e7f-b5c4-6eaddc5ff1ff.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5863a5a3-4dea-4e7f-b5c4-6eaddc5ff1ff/5863a5a3-4dea-4e7f-b5c4-6eaddc5ff1ff.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/5863a5a3-4dea-4e7f-b5c4-6eaddc5ff1ff/5863a5a3-4dea-4e7f-b5c4-6eaddc5ff1ff.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam reveals that he has psychic abilities, offers support for Bobby Lee, and weighs in on the Dalai Lama and Bud Light controversies on this week's Broken Simulation Premium Edition, which includes a half hour of bonus content.

Save 20 percent and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam reveals that he has psychic abilities, offers support for Bobby Lee, and weighs in on the Dalai Lama and Bud Light controversies on this week's Broken Simulation Premium Edition, which includes a half hour of bonus content.<br /><br />Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the code "BROKEN" at <a href="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.google.com/url?q%3Dhttps://linkprotect.cudasvc.com/url?a%253Dhttp%25253a%25252f%25252fmanscaped.com%25252f%2526c%253DE,1,9vP4oZeSjezCkvuG9kMn9UeXGS4bBrGFYsOjIvhg7ZNklJh0klZ2rBsCzB47HQm5WS1D372ZaV4vnmQ-3u8hMQQ01_daV-BX2JGfQ4xzDzeJNjIZyuMzWCFGrJR4%2526typo%253D1%26amp;sa%3DD%26amp;source%3Deditors%26amp;ust%3D1681457705815939%26amp;usg%3DAOvVaw0Plu3DTCqhZ2Ie62sheOoP&amp;sa=D&amp;source=docs&amp;ust=1681457705822272&amp;usg=AOvVaw1qsxPbIkHy3QqtT9S8L9bi" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">Manscaped.com!</a><br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard<br /><br /><br />]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8159</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bobby,broken,bud,comedy,dalai,foil,funny,hat,headlines,lama,lee,light,news,podcasts,sam,simulation,standup,tibet,tin,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#82: "Would!" + Mark's Tin Foil Hat Sabotage + DeSantis v Disney + Sam's Schedule</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/82-would-mark-s-tin-foil-hat-sabotage-desantis-v-disney-sam-s-schedule--53470880</link><description><![CDATA[We detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis' war with Disney, and Bert Kreischer's fear of clowns on this week's Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free quote today!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53470880</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Apr 2023 13:45:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53470880/bs82_no_fb.mp3" length="125890334" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9e8a3e3d-b7ab-4686-b596-324caf15eb9f/9e8a3e3d-b7ab-4686-b596-324caf15eb9f.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9e8a3e3d-b7ab-4686-b596-324caf15eb9f/9e8a3e3d-b7ab-4686-b596-324caf15eb9f.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/9e8a3e3d-b7ab-4686-b596-324caf15eb9f/9e8a3e3d-b7ab-4686-b596-324caf15eb9f.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis' war with Disney, and Bert Kreischer's fear of clowns on this week's Broken Simulation.

Head to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis' war with Disney, and Bert Kreischer's fear of clowns on this week's Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free quote today!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7869</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bert,bravo,broken,comedy,desantis,disney,eddie,foil,funny,hat,kreischer,news,podcast,ron,sam,simulation,standup,stories,tin,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#81: "Nobody Puts Conspiracy Daddy in a Corner" + NKorea's Fake Nuke + Crowley is a Nerd-Dork</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/81-nobody-puts-conspiracy-daddy-in-a-corner-nkorea-s-fake-nuke-crowley-is-a-nerd-dork--53405400</link><description><![CDATA[We're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a nerd-dork, and to call out Cadillac for not putting spare tires in their vehicles.<br /><br />Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken and use promo code "broken" for 10-percent off your first order!<br /><br /><br />Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm.<br /><br /><br />Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53405400</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Mar 2023 19:04:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53405400/bs81_no_fb.mp3" length="116659287" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/028c4937-c0e2-408a-b343-49a149be2cd9/028c4937-c0e2-408a-b343-49a149be2cd9.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/028c4937-c0e2-408a-b343-49a149be2cd9/028c4937-c0e2-408a-b343-49a149be2cd9.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/028c4937-c0e2-408a-b343-49a149be2cd9/028c4937-c0e2-408a-b343-49a149be2cd9.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a nerd-dork, and to call out Cadillac for not putting spare tires in their vehicles.

Go to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a nerd-dork, and to call out Cadillac for not putting spare tires in their vehicles.<br /><br />Go to www.hellotushy.com/broken and use promo code "broken" for 10-percent off your first order!<br /><br /><br />Visit www.netsuite.com/broken to get the visibility and control you need to weather any storm.<br /><br /><br />Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7292</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,cadillac,comedy,conspiracy,crowley,foil,funny,hat,news,nuclear,rock,sam,simulation,standup,tin,tony,tripoli,videos,weapons,web</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#80: "The Greatest Comedy Duo Ever" + $5 mil. Reparations + More Progressive Insanity</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/80-the-greatest-comedy-duo-ever-5-mil-reparations-more-progressive-insanity--53233977</link><description><![CDATA[We're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero (also not us!), and more progressive insanity. We also learn whether balls are actually cold, whether Krav Maga works in jiu-jitsu class, and whether "ma'am" is the worst insult of all.<br /><br />Hey Prime Members, listen to the Amazon Music exclusive podcast, MRBALLEN PODCAST: STRANGE, DARK &amp; MYSTERIOUS STORIES, in the Amazon Music App. Download the app today.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53233977</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2023 19:40:00 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53233977/removing_fastball_bs80_no_fb.mp3" length="128440055" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e36e1e96-1c28-4eea-8cea-df38f04e8910/e36e1e96-1c28-4eea-8cea-df38f04e8910.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e36e1e96-1c28-4eea-8cea-df38f04e8910/e36e1e96-1c28-4eea-8cea-df38f04e8910.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e36e1e96-1c28-4eea-8cea-df38f04e8910/e36e1e96-1c28-4eea-8cea-df38f04e8910.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero (also not us!), and more progressive insanity. We also learn whether balls are actually cold,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero (also not us!), and more progressive insanity. We also learn whether balls are actually cold, whether Krav Maga works in jiu-jitsu class, and whether "ma'am" is the worst insult of all.<br /><br />Hey Prime Members, listen to the Amazon Music exclusive podcast, MRBALLEN PODCAST: STRANGE, DARK &amp; MYSTERIOUS STORIES, in the Amazon Music App. Download the app today.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8028</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>austin,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,funny,hat,hilarious,jiujitsu,news,politics,reparations,sam,simulation,stand,texas,tin,tripoli,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#79: "Wide Stance" + Bigfoot Theater + Fake Joe Rogan AI Ads</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/79-wide-stance-bigfoot-theater-fake-joe-rogan-ai-ads--53159042</link><description><![CDATA[This week we talk about creepy fake AI advertising featuring Joe Rogan, whether having a wide stance should be criminalized, and Bigfoot Theater makes its return.<br /><br />Also this week we talk about South Park, the timing of Ari Shaffir's comedy special, and then we watch an incredible police chase/shootout. <br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53159042</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2023 15:24:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53159042/removing_fastball_bs79_no_fb.mp3" length="115482484" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/56a42129-57a3-4132-bd7a-4f2e0e971460/56a42129-57a3-4132-bd7a-4f2e0e971460.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/56a42129-57a3-4132-bd7a-4f2e0e971460/56a42129-57a3-4132-bd7a-4f2e0e971460.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/56a42129-57a3-4132-bd7a-4f2e0e971460/56a42129-57a3-4132-bd7a-4f2e0e971460.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we talk about creepy fake AI advertising featuring Joe Rogan, whether having a wide stance should be criminalized, and Bigfoot Theater makes its return.

Also this week we talk about South Park, the timing of Ari Shaffir's comedy special,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we talk about creepy fake AI advertising featuring Joe Rogan, whether having a wide stance should be criminalized, and Bigfoot Theater makes its return.<br /><br />Also this week we talk about South Park, the timing of Ari Shaffir's comedy special, and then we watch an incredible police chase/shootout. <br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7218</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ai,ari,bigfoot,broken,chase,comedy,foil,hat,joe,park,parker,police,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,south,tin,trey,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#78: "Tin Foil Hat Bingo" + Elf Photos + RIP Legion of Skanks YouTube</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/78-tin-foil-hat-bingo-elf-photos-rip-legion-of-skanks-youtube--53100781</link><description><![CDATA[This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court.<br /><br />Also this episode: Mexico's president shares a photo of what he claims is an elf, we compare Uber ratings and then debut a new segment.<br /><br />Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/53100781</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Mar 2023 15:43:46 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/53100781/removing_fastball_bs78_no_fb.mp3" length="116863421" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e792c100-0b0a-4734-9b4e-a24a98081fb8/e792c100-0b0a-4734-9b4e-a24a98081fb8.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e792c100-0b0a-4734-9b4e-a24a98081fb8/e792c100-0b0a-4734-9b4e-a24a98081fb8.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/e792c100-0b0a-4734-9b4e-a24a98081fb8/e792c100-0b0a-4734-9b4e-a24a98081fb8.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court.

Also this episode: Mexico's president shares a photo of what he claims is an elf, we compare Uber...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court.<br /><br />Also this episode: Mexico's president shares a photo of what he claims is an elf, we compare Uber ratings and then debut a new segment.<br /><br />Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7304</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,bravo,broken,comedy,cryptids,eddie,foil,hat,joe,johnny,mgk,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,standup,tfh,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#77: "Bryan Callen Waves White Flag on UFOs" + Biden's Ukraine visit + Open Mic Advice</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/77-bryan-callen-waves-white-flag-on-ufos-biden-s-ukraine-visit-open-mic-advice--52835929</link><description><![CDATA[This week Bryan Callen calls Sam to wave the white flag on the UFO issue. Also this week we discuss President Biden's Ukraine visit and a bizarre tie to Star Wars, James O'Keefe's departure from Project Veritas, a couple movie trailers, and a listener theory on the Ohio derailment.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52835929</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Feb 2023 12:35:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52835929/removing_fastball_bs77_no_fb.mp3" length="127181997" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ffeeff3f-e946-4484-ab1f-5db355fbc931/ffeeff3f-e946-4484-ab1f-5db355fbc931.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ffeeff3f-e946-4484-ab1f-5db355fbc931/ffeeff3f-e946-4484-ab1f-5db355fbc931.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/ffeeff3f-e946-4484-ab1f-5db355fbc931/ffeeff3f-e946-4484-ab1f-5db355fbc931.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week Bryan Callen calls Sam to wave the white flag on the UFO issue. Also this week we discuss President Biden's Ukraine visit and a bizarre tie to Star Wars, James O'Keefe's departure from Project Veritas, a couple movie trailers, and a listener...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Bryan Callen calls Sam to wave the white flag on the UFO issue. Also this week we discuss President Biden's Ukraine visit and a bizarre tie to Star Wars, James O'Keefe's departure from Project Veritas, a couple movie trailers, and a listener theory on the Ohio derailment.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7949</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bert,bravo,broken,bryan,callen,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,kreischer,machine,project,sam,simulation,tin,tripoli,uap,ufo,veritas</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#76: "Life's a Journey" + Depopulation Agenda + Sam's Homeless Girlfriend + Project Blue Beam</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/76-life-s-a-journey-depopulation-agenda-sam-s-homeless-girlfriend-project-blue-beam--52766385</link><description><![CDATA[We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam's big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Later in the show we talk Project Blue Beam, UFOs, psychedelics in AA, the depopulation agenda, methods of slowing the passage of time, a crazy synchronicity with the Ohio train derailment, and way more.<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52766385</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2023 12:55:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52766385/removing_fastball_bs76_no_fb.mp3" length="150295976" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/74f46a31-877d-40ca-b2bc-c2d6729b79ca/74f46a31-877d-40ca-b2bc-c2d6729b79ca.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/74f46a31-877d-40ca-b2bc-c2d6729b79ca/74f46a31-877d-40ca-b2bc-c2d6729b79ca.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/sounder/74f46a31-877d-40ca-b2bc-c2d6729b79ca/74f46a31-877d-40ca-b2bc-c2d6729b79ca.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam's big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Later in the show we talk Project Blue Beam, UFOs, psychedelics in AA, the depopulation agenda, methods...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam's big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Later in the show we talk Project Blue Beam, UFOs, psychedelics in AA, the depopulation agenda, methods of slowing the passage of time, a crazy synchronicity with the Ohio train derailment, and way more.<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9394</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,brian,comedy,depopulation,eddie,foil,hat,jiujitsu,joe,kanye,mma,news,redban,rihanna,rogan,sam,standup,tin,tripoli,ufo</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#75: "RIP Opie" + Chinese balloon proves Flat Earth? + Earl Skakel</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/75-rip-opie-chinese-balloon-proves-flat-earth-earl-skakel--52692587</link><description><![CDATA[We have Chinese balloons/satellites possibly proving Flat Earth, the Pelosi hammer video, Taliban atrocities, AND comedian Earl Skakel joins the guys to share a story that is too hot for the show notes on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.<br /><br />Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!<br /><br />Check out Earl Skakel on Twitter at www.twitter.com/earlskakel!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52692587</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2023 12:43:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52692587/broken_simulation_earl_final_audio.mp3" length="122693217" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We have Chinese balloons/satellites possibly proving Flat Earth, the Pelosi hammer video, Taliban atrocities, AND comedian Earl Skakel joins the guys to share a story that is too hot for the show notes on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We have Chinese balloons/satellites possibly proving Flat Earth, the Pelosi hammer video, Taliban atrocities, AND comedian Earl Skakel joins the guys to share a story that is too hot for the show notes on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard.<br /><br />Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!<br /><br />Check out Earl Skakel on Twitter at www.twitter.com/earlskakel!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7669</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adam,balloon,bravo,broken,carolla,chinese,comedy,earl,eddie,foil,hat,joe,rogan,sam,simulation,skakel,stand,tin,tripoli,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Sim #74: "Sam Gets a Brazilian" + Doppelgänger Murder + AI</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-sim-74-sam-gets-a-brazilian-doppelganger-murder-ai--52626514</link><description><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he recently paid a trans person to shave his undercarriage on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week, AI creeps us out just a little bit more, and someone stills an insane number of chicken wings.<br /><br />Plus: We have a few big announcements, including an important record being broken by someone other than LeBron James, then we talk about bloodstains on the steps of Congress, chickenwing theft, and a lookalike murder.<br /><br />Get 20-percent off and free Shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52626514</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2023 13:06:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52626514/bs_74_final_audio.mp3" length="109717239" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he recently paid a trans person to shave his undercarriage on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week, AI creeps us out just a little bit more, and someone stills an insane number of chicken wings.

Plus: We have a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he recently paid a trans person to shave his undercarriage on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week, AI creeps us out just a little bit more, and someone stills an insane number of chicken wings.<br /><br />Plus: We have a few big announcements, including an important record being broken by someone other than LeBron James, then we talk about bloodstains on the steps of Congress, chickenwing theft, and a lookalike murder.<br /><br />Get 20-percent off and free Shipping with the code "BROKEN" at www.manscaped.com!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6858</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>artificial,audio,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,funny,hat,intelligence,lebron,news,patreon,sam,simulation,stand,tfh,tin,tripoli,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Sim #73: "Machine Gun Kelly Confronts Sam at Comedy Chaos" + Atrocity of the Year</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-sim-73-machine-gun-kelly-confronts-sam-at-comedy-chaos-atrocity-of-the-year--52497410</link><description><![CDATA[Machine Gun Kelly confronted Sam at the last Comedy Chaos, and it might have been because of what we said about his bad music.<br /><br />Also this week, we award Atrocity of the Year, Sam explains his conversion to Christianity, and the guys offer a defense of Los Angeles.<br /><br />Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save!<br /><br />Check out DJ Donny Jacobs on Instagram at www.instagram.com/djdonnyjacobs/!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52497410</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2023 19:26:03 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52497410/bs73_final_audio.mp3" length="119667947" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Machine Gun Kelly confronted Sam at the last Comedy Chaos, and it might have been because of what we said about his bad music.

Also this week, we award Atrocity of the Year, Sam explains his conversion to Christianity, and the guys offer a defense of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Machine Gun Kelly confronted Sam at the last Comedy Chaos, and it might have been because of what we said about his bad music.<br /><br />Also this week, we award Atrocity of the Year, Sam explains his conversion to Christianity, and the guys offer a defense of Los Angeles.<br /><br />Save money and cancel unwanted subscriptions at www.rocketmoney.com/broken!<br /><br />Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save!<br /><br />Check out DJ Donny Jacobs on Instagram at www.instagram.com/djdonnyjacobs/!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit www.samtripoli.com for tickets!<br /><br />Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7480</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,gun,hat,joe,johnny,kelly,machine,rogan,sam,simulation,stand,tin,tinfoil,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Sim #72: "Sam Under Attack" + LA vs. New York Comedy + Harmful Language</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-sim-72-sam-under-attack-la-vs-new-york-comedy-harmful-language--52437061</link><description><![CDATA[Broken Sim is back, and host Sam Tripoli finds himself under attack by an alliance of wokester comedians and anonymous online trolls.<br /><br />Also this week, Sam reveals that he has a secret plan for social media domination and appeals to Elon Musk to return his Twitter account. We conclude with crazy Stanford's insane language guide, AVN categories, reviews, voicemails and news!<br /><br />Go to www.HelloFresh.com/broken22 and use code "broken22" for 22 free meals plus free shipping!<br /><br />Stop throwing your cash away. Head to www.RocketMoney.com/broken!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52437061</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2023 00:03:20 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52437061/broken_simulation_72_final_audio.mp3" length="147866018" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Broken Sim is back, and host Sam Tripoli finds himself under attack by an alliance of wokester comedians and anonymous online trolls.

Also this week, Sam reveals that he has a secret plan for social media domination and appeals to Elon Musk to return...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Broken Sim is back, and host Sam Tripoli finds himself under attack by an alliance of wokester comedians and anonymous online trolls.<br /><br />Also this week, Sam reveals that he has a secret plan for social media domination and appeals to Elon Musk to return his Twitter account. We conclude with crazy Stanford's insane language guide, AVN categories, reviews, voicemails and news!<br /><br />Go to www.HelloFresh.com/broken22 and use code "broken22" for 22 free meals plus free shipping!<br /><br />Stop throwing your cash away. Head to www.RocketMoney.com/broken!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9242</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angeles,avn,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,elon,foil,hat,johnny,los,musk,rogan,sam,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Sim #71: "Touched by an Angel" featuring a real-life angel encounter</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-sim-71-touched-by-an-angel-featuring-a-real-life-angel-encounter--52225996</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Broken Simulation we talk to the hottest janitors in America, and they share the story of an encounter with an angel.<br /><br />Also this week we talk Britney Griner conspiracy, comedy classes, and Ticketmaster's scamming ways.<br /><br />Support the Carper Day Team at www.instagram.com/carperdayteam.<br /><br />Visit www.omahasteaks.com, take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get that extra $40 off your order!<br /><br />Prime Members: Listen to the Amazon Music exclusive MrBallen Podcast in the Amazon Music App!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52225996</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2022 12:40:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52225996/removing_fastball_bs71_no_fb.mp3" length="144722491" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Broken Simulation we talk to the hottest janitors in America, and they share the story of an encounter with an angel.

Also this week we talk Britney Griner conspiracy, comedy classes, and Ticketmaster's scamming ways.

Support the Carper...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Broken Simulation we talk to the hottest janitors in America, and they share the story of an encounter with an angel.<br /><br />Also this week we talk Britney Griner conspiracy, comedy classes, and Ticketmaster's scamming ways.<br /><br />Support the Carper Day Team at www.instagram.com/carperdayteam.<br /><br />Visit www.omahasteaks.com, take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get that extra $40 off your order!<br /><br />Prime Members: Listen to the Amazon Music exclusive MrBallen Podcast in the Amazon Music App!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation or www.patreon.com/brokensimulation<br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at www.patreon.com/fastball!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9046</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angels,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,god,hat,joe,johnny,paranormal,proof,rogan,sam,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Sim #70: "Werewolf Encounter" + Infinite Realities + A Driving Dog</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-sim-70-werewolf-encounter-infinite-realities-a-driving-dog--52160434</link><description><![CDATA[One word: Werewolf. We talk to a woman who saw a werewolf. And we believe her.<br /><br />Head to <a href="http://www.policygenius.com" rel="noopener">www.policygenius.com</a> to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.omahasteaks.com" rel="noopener">www.omahasteaks.com</a>, take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get that extra $40 off your order!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit <a href="http://www.samtripoli.com" rel="noopener">www.samtripoli.com</a> for tickets!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52160434</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2022 11:16:21 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52160434/broken_simulation_bs70_final_audio.mp3" length="148470811" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>One word: Werewolf. We talk to a woman who saw a werewolf. And we believe her.&#13;
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Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save!&#13;
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Visit www.omahasteaks.com, take advantage of 50 percent off...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[One word: Werewolf. We talk to a woman who saw a werewolf. And we believe her.<br /><br />Head to <a href="http://www.policygenius.com" rel="noopener">www.policygenius.com</a> to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.omahasteaks.com" rel="noopener">www.omahasteaks.com</a>, take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide, plus use promo code "BROKEN" at checkout to get that extra $40 off your order!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit <a href="http://www.samtripoli.com" rel="noopener">www.samtripoli.com</a> for tickets!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9280</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,bravo,comedy,eddie,encounter,foil,ghosts,hat,joe,johnny,paranormal,rogan,sam,shaffir,sports,supernatural,tin,tripoli,werewolf,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Sim #69: "Sam is Mr. Potato Head" + Kanye/Trump + Joke Writing</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-sim-69-sam-is-mr-potato-head-kanye-trump-joke-writing--52083239</link><description><![CDATA[We've got big news this week! Sam Tripoli has accepted Jesus into his heart ... and he would get to claim white if he went to prison. <br /><br />Also in this episode, we get into the Kanye-Trump meeting, Sam's joke writing advice, and Jordan Peterson's big meeting with Ronaldo. We also discuss the World Cup, and Sam's review of 7-Eleven's pizza.<br /><br />Head to <a href="http://www.NetSuite.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.NetSuite.com/broken</a> to check out their special financing program!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit <a href="http://www.samtripoli.com" rel="noopener">www.samtripoli.com</a> for tickets!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/52083239</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2022 13:25:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/52083239/removing_fastball_bs69_no_fb.mp3" length="130487637" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've got big news this week! Sam Tripoli has accepted Jesus into his heart ... and he would get to claim white if he went to prison. &#13;
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Also in this episode, we get into the Kanye-Trump meeting, Sam's joke writing advice, and Jordan Peterson's big...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've got big news this week! Sam Tripoli has accepted Jesus into his heart ... and he would get to claim white if he went to prison. <br /><br />Also in this episode, we get into the Kanye-Trump meeting, Sam's joke writing advice, and Jordan Peterson's big meeting with Ronaldo. We also discuss the World Cup, and Sam's review of 7-Eleven's pizza.<br /><br />Head to <a href="http://www.NetSuite.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.NetSuite.com/broken</a> to check out their special financing program!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit <a href="http://www.samtripoli.com" rel="noopener">www.samtripoli.com</a> for tickets!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8156</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>advice,bravo,comedy,cup,donald,eddie,foil,hat,joke,kanye,podcast,sam,stand,tin,tripoli,trump,up,west,world,writing</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Sim #68: "The Shadow Bandit Rides Again" + Mandela Effect, Elon and Ghosts</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-sim-68-the-shadow-bandit-rides-again-mandela-effect-elon-and-ghosts--51963330</link><description><![CDATA[The guys are back to talk Joe Rogan's comments about Sam, Chappelle's brilliance on SNL and his defense of Kanye West, and whether the Mandela Effect has struck again.<br /><br />Also this week Bigfoot Theater makes its return, and we discuss the wild world of New Twitter.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Spent the Day in Bed" by Morrissey. <br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit <a href="http://www.samtripoli.com" rel="noopener">www.samtripoli.com</a> for tickets!<br /><br />Dates:<br /><br />Dec 2nd: Colusa, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo<br /><a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tin-foil-hat-comedy-show-tickets-419257680007" rel="noopener">https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tin-foil-hat-comedy-show-tickets-419257680007</a><br /><br />Dec 3rd: Fresno, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo<br />7pm- Tin Foil Hat Comedy- <a href="https://bit.ly/3qXYzoD" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/3qXYzoD</a><br />9:30pm- Swarm Tank- <a href="https://bit.ly/3f5f7Z7" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/3f5f7Z7</a><br />Combo Ticket To Both Shows- <a href="https://bit.ly/3fcBtIo" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/3fcBtIo</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51963330</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2022 12:25:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51963330/broken_simulation_bs68_final_audio.mp3" length="149534935" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guys are back to talk Joe Rogan's comments about Sam, Chappelle's brilliance on SNL and his defense of Kanye West, and whether the Mandela Effect has struck again.&#13;
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Also this week Bigfoot Theater makes its return, and we discuss the wild world...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The guys are back to talk Joe Rogan's comments about Sam, Chappelle's brilliance on SNL and his defense of Kanye West, and whether the Mandela Effect has struck again.<br /><br />Also this week Bigfoot Theater makes its return, and we discuss the wild world of New Twitter.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Spent the Day in Bed" by Morrissey. <br /><br />Want to see Sam live? Visit <a href="http://www.samtripoli.com" rel="noopener">www.samtripoli.com</a> for tickets!<br /><br />Dates:<br /><br />Dec 2nd: Colusa, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo<br /><a href="https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tin-foil-hat-comedy-show-tickets-419257680007" rel="noopener">https://www.eventbrite.com/e/tin-foil-hat-comedy-show-tickets-419257680007</a><br /><br />Dec 3rd: Fresno, Ca- Tin Foil Hat Comedy with Sam Tripoli and Eddie Bravo<br />7pm- Tin Foil Hat Comedy- <a href="https://bit.ly/3qXYzoD" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/3qXYzoD</a><br />9:30pm- Swarm Tank- <a href="https://bit.ly/3f5f7Z7" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/3f5f7Z7</a><br />Combo Ticket To Both Shows- <a href="https://bit.ly/3fcBtIo" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/3fcBtIo</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9346</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bigfoot,bravo,chappelle,eddie,effect,elon,foil,ghosts,hat,joe,kanye,mandela,musk,rogan,sam,snl,tin,tripoli,twitter,west</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Sim #67: "Fast and the Furriest" + Kanye + Prepping for Aliens + Elon</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-sim-67-fast-and-the-furriest-kanye-prepping-for-aliens-elon--51824969</link><description><![CDATA[Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard break down Kanye's chilling accusations, "pandemic amnesty," and how to prepare for alien invasion on this week's Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Head to <a href="http://www.NetSuite.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.NetSuite.com/broken</a> to check out their special financing program!<br /><br />Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting <a href="https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim" rel="noopener">https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51824969</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2022 14:25:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51824969/removing_fastball_bs67_no_fb.mp3" length="140219816" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard break down Kanye's chilling accusations, "pandemic amnesty," and how to prepare for alien invasion on this week's Broken Simulation.&#13;
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Head to www.NetSuite.com/broken to check out their special financing program!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard break down Kanye's chilling accusations, "pandemic amnesty," and how to prepare for alien invasion on this week's Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Head to <a href="http://www.NetSuite.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.NetSuite.com/broken</a> to check out their special financing program!<br /><br />Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting <a href="https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim" rel="noopener">https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8764</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aliens,ari,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,elon,foil,hat,joe,johnny,kanye,rogan,sam,shaffir,sim,simulation,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>BS 66: "Kung FUBAR" + Skankfest Recap + Ghosts</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bs-66-kung-fubar-skankfest-recap-ghosts--51747269</link><description><![CDATA[What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more on this week's Broken Simulation, featuring Rob from McDojolife.<br /><br />Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting <a href="https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim" rel="noopener">https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim</a>!<br /><br />Prime Members, check out the MrBallen Podcast on Prime Music!<br /><br />Check out McDojolife on Instagram at <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mcdojolife" rel="noopener">https://www.instagram.com/mcdojolife</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51747269</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2022 12:15:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51747269/removing_fastball_bs66_std.mp3" length="146582827" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more on this week's Broken Simulation, featuring Rob from McDojolife.&#13;
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Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What is the best martial art? Are ghosts real? Does Sam Tripoli or Johnny Woodard have the better feet? We consider these critical questions, and more on this week's Broken Simulation, featuring Rob from McDojolife.<br /><br />Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting <a href="https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim" rel="noopener">https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim</a>!<br /><br />Prime Members, check out the MrBallen Podcast on Prime Music!<br /><br />Check out McDojolife on Instagram at <a href="https://www.instagram.com/mcdojolife" rel="noopener">https://www.instagram.com/mcdojolife</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9162</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,arts,bravo,comedy,dillon,eddie,foil,ghosts,hat,joe,martial,mcdojolife,podcast,rogan,sam,shaffir,skankfest,tim,tin,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #65: "Red-Pilling Orny Adams"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-65-red-pilling-orny-adams--51607982</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli shares his desire to get a neck tattoo, and the guys discuss Chinese Police Stations in NYC, the AJ trial, and whether we should be worried about A.I. Joe Rogan.<br /><br />Also in this episode, Orny Adams joins us on the 20th anniversary of the documentary "Comedian," which saw him starring opposite Jerry Seinfeld in what remains a controversial role. <br /><br />Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting <a href="https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim" rel="noopener">https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim</a>!<br /><br />You can find Orny Adams on twitter at <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ornyadams" rel="noopener">www.twitter.com/ornyadams</a>! The rest of his links are here: <a href="https://t.co/DAAomTIgQn" rel="noopener">https://t.co/DAAomTIgQn</a><br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51607982</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2022 12:22:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51607982/removing_fastball_bs65_no_fb.mp3" length="167430631" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli shares his desire to get a neck tattoo, and the guys discuss Chinese Police Stations in NYC, the AJ trial, and whether we should be worried about A.I. Joe Rogan.&#13;
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Also in this episode, Orny Adams joins us on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli shares his desire to get a neck tattoo, and the guys discuss Chinese Police Stations in NYC, the AJ trial, and whether we should be worried about A.I. Joe Rogan.<br /><br />Also in this episode, Orny Adams joins us on the 20th anniversary of the documentary "Comedian," which saw him starring opposite Jerry Seinfeld in what remains a controversial role. <br /><br />Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting <a href="https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim" rel="noopener">https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim</a>!<br /><br />You can find Orny Adams on twitter at <a href="http://www.twitter.com/ornyadams" rel="noopener">www.twitter.com/ornyadams</a>! The rest of his links are here: <a href="https://t.co/DAAomTIgQn" rel="noopener">https://t.co/DAAomTIgQn</a><br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>10465</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adams,bravo,comedian,comedy,dan,eddie,jerry,joe,kanye,maron,nfl,orny,podcast,rogan,sam,seinfeld,snyder,standup,tripoli,west</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #64: "Just Keep Movin'"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-64-just-keep-movin--51523696</link><description><![CDATA[This week Sam Tripoli recalls a legendary Joe Rogan comedy set, shares a poker conspiracy, recaps his trip to Valuetainment HQ, and the guys bid farewell to Trevor Noah, looking back on his run of incompetence at the helm of The Daily Show.<br /><br />Also this week, Sam declares war on Jet Blue, considers his 50th birthday, and takes on Billy Eichner's ridiculous take on why his movie failed.<br /><br />Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting <a href="https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim" rel="noopener">https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim</a>!<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.HelixSleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.HelixSleep.com/broken</a> and take their two minute sleep quiz!<br /><br />Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at <a href="https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN" rel="noopener">https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51523696</guid><pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2022 13:11:58 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51523696/removing_fastball_bs64_no_fb.mp3" length="153602869" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week Sam Tripoli recalls a legendary Joe Rogan comedy set, shares a poker conspiracy, recaps his trip to Valuetainment HQ, and the guys bid farewell to Trevor Noah, looking back on his run of incompetence at the helm of The Daily Show.&#13;
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Also...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Sam Tripoli recalls a legendary Joe Rogan comedy set, shares a poker conspiracy, recaps his trip to Valuetainment HQ, and the guys bid farewell to Trevor Noah, looking back on his run of incompetence at the helm of The Daily Show.<br /><br />Also this week, Sam declares war on Jet Blue, considers his 50th birthday, and takes on Billy Eichner's ridiculous take on why his movie failed.<br /><br />Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting <a href="https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim" rel="noopener">https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim</a>!<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.HelixSleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.HelixSleep.com/broken</a> and take their two minute sleep quiz!<br /><br />Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at <a href="https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN" rel="noopener">https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9601</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bert,billy,bros,cheating,comedy,eichner,experience,fish,foil,hat,joe,kreischer,rogan,sam,show,stand,tin,trevor,tripoli,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #63: "The Omen"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-63-the-omen--51435824</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli tells us about recording "Something's Burning" with Eddie Bravo at Bert Kreischer's house, and then shares the story of the demon-possessed child haunting his local playground.<br /><br />Also this week we get into the occult symbolism on Ink Master, Snowden's citizenship, and conclude with a news story that Johnny can barely read without cracking up.<br /><br />Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting <a href="https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim" rel="noopener">https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51435824</guid><pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2022 12:15:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51435824/removing_fastball_bs63_no_fb.mp3" length="136567271" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli tells us about recording "Something's Burning" with Eddie Bravo at Bert Kreischer's house, and then shares the story of the demon-possessed child haunting his local playground.&#13;
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Also this week we get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli tells us about recording "Something's Burning" with Eddie Bravo at Bert Kreischer's house, and then shares the story of the demon-possessed child haunting his local playground.<br /><br />Also this week we get into the occult symbolism on Ink Master, Snowden's citizenship, and conclude with a news story that Johnny can barely read without cracking up.<br /><br />Enjoy your WINNING SEASON at MyBookie by visiting <a href="https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim" rel="noopener">https://mybookie.website/BrokenSim</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8536</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bert,bravo,broken,burning,eddie,experience,foil,funny,hat,joe,kreischer,news,occult,odd,rogan,sam,simulation,something's,tin,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Sim #62: "S**t Detectives" with Josh Wolf + Sam commits an atrocity</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-sim-62-s-t-detectives-with-josh-wolf-sam-commits-an-atrocity--51306623</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Broken Simulation "Big Foot Theatre" makes a return to the show, with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard endeavoring to find out how their guest, comedian Josh Wolf, soiled his pants at a recent comedy show.<br /><br />Also this week, Sam commits an atrocity and we have more cryptids.<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.HelixSleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.HelixSleep.com/broken</a> and take their two minute sleep quiz!<br /><br />Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at <a href="https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN" rel="noopener">https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51306623</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Sep 2022 11:15:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51306623/removing_fastball_bs62_no_fb.mp3" length="152288806" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Broken Simulation "Big Foot Theatre" makes a return to the show, with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard endeavoring to find out how their guest, comedian Josh Wolf, soiled his pants at a recent comedy show.&#13;
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Also this week, Sam commits an...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Broken Simulation "Big Foot Theatre" makes a return to the show, with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard endeavoring to find out how their guest, comedian Josh Wolf, soiled his pants at a recent comedy show.<br /><br />Also this week, Sam commits an atrocity and we have more cryptids.<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.HelixSleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.HelixSleep.com/broken</a> and take their two minute sleep quiz!<br /><br />Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at <a href="https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN" rel="noopener">https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9518</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angeles,bigfoot,bravo,comedy,eddie,experience,foil,hat,joe,johnny,josh,los,rogan,sam,stand,tin,tripoli,up,wolf,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #61: "Colon Boom!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-61-colon-boom--51052342</link><description><![CDATA[This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews.<br /><br />Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at <a href="https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN" rel="noopener">https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/51052342</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Aug 2022 12:15:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/51052342/removing_fastball_bs61_no_fb.mp3" length="150878193" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews.&#13;
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Get episodes...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week Sam reveals his "Colon Boom" use, unveils a (gay) cryptid, and we get take a look at your five-star reviews.<br /><br />Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at <a href="https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN" rel="noopener">https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9430</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,bravo,broken,comedy,drunk,eddie,foil,hat,joe,johnny,podcast,punch,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,sports,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Sim #60: "The Sam Tripoli Experience of The Joe Rogan Experience"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-sim-60-the-sam-tripoli-experience-of-the-joe-rogan-experience--50916446</link><description><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli recaps his experience on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, talks about Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night in San Francisco, and then gets into more insane news on this week's Broken Simulation. <br /><br />Also this episode Sam shares his Just For Laughs comedy festival story and we enjoy your voicemail submissions about the times you've soiled your pants.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a> to get up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50916446</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2022 12:15:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50916446/removing_fastball_bs60_no_fb.mp3" length="131708495" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam Tripoli recaps his experience on The Joe Rogan Experience podcast, talks about Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night in San Francisco, and then gets into more insane news on this week's Broken Simulation. &#13;
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Also this week we leave another Yelp...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Could proof that the election was fixed actually come on Broken Simulation, thanks to Jeff Hilliard, who heard it from a hooker, who heard it directly from Hunter Biden? You'll have to listen to find out.<br /><br />Also this week we leave another Yelp review, get into a few crazy news stories, and Johnny shares his L.A. origin story.<br /><br />Check out Jeff Hilliard on YouTube (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/JeffHilliardShow)" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/c/JeffHilliardShow)</a> and Instagram (<a href="https://www.instagram.com/jeffhilliard/?hl=en" rel="noopener">https://www.instagram.com/jeffhilliard/?hl=en</a>)!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8818</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #58: "Not L.A.!" + Sam revisits fights with Ari Shaffir</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-58-not-l-a-sam-revisits-fights-with-ari-shaffir--50738322</link><description><![CDATA[On this week's episode, Sam Tripoli revisits his past fights with Ari Shaffir, and the guys watch and analyze the world's funniest, worst and possibly fakest "assassination attempt."<br /><br />Also in this episode, we break down one of Atlanta's hottest female, cross-racial rap battles.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50738322</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jul 2022 15:47:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50738322/removing_fastball_bs58_no_fb.mp3" length="149357240" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this week's episode, Sam Tripoli revisits his past fights with Ari Shaffir, and the guys watch and analyze the world's funniest, worst and possibly fakest "assassination attempt."&#13;
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Also in this episode, we break down one of Atlanta's hottest...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this week's episode, Sam Tripoli revisits his past fights with Ari Shaffir, and the guys watch and analyze the world's funniest, worst and possibly fakest "assassination attempt."<br /><br />Also in this episode, we break down one of Atlanta's hottest female, cross-racial rap battles.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9335</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,battle,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,funny,hat,johnny,news,rap,sam,shaffir,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #57: "Sam Tripoli: Master of Ceremonies"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-57-sam-tripoli-master-of-ceremonies--50656296</link><description><![CDATA[This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert twerker), and Sam's insane Andy Dick story.<br /><br />Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at <a href="https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN" rel="noopener">https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50656296</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2022 12:12:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50656296/removing_fastball_bs57_no_fb.mp3" length="136120473" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert twerker), and Sam's insane Andy Dick story.&#13;
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Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode has a little of everything, including the most woke argument in the history of Portlandia, news of a rising left-wing star (and expert twerker), and Sam's insane Andy Dick story.<br /><br />Quit naturally with Füm and use "BROKEN" to save 10 percent at <a href="https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN" rel="noopener">https://www.breathefum.com/BROKEN</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8508</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,callen,cash,comedy,daddies,debate,eddie,foil,hat,hawley,johnny,matt,politics,sam,segura,tin,tom,tripoli,walsh,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #56: "Stupid Head" (a.k.a. "Sam Finally Gets Invited to Something")</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-56-stupid-head-a-k-a-sam-finally-gets-invited-to-something--50534048</link><description><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli attends Christina P's secretive birthday bash, reveals his new Guinness Book of Guinness Records record, and then talks politics on this edition of Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50534048</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2022 14:10:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50534048/removing_fastball_bs56_std.mp3" length="150723966" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam Tripoli attends Christina P's secretive birthday bash, reveals his new Guinness Book of Guinness Records record, and then talks politics on this edition of Broken Simulation.&#13;
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Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli attends Christina P's secretive birthday bash, reveals his new Guinness Book of Guinness Records record, and then talks politics on this edition of Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a> or <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9421</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biden,bobby,broken,christina,comedy,draft,foil,funny,hat,lee,nba,news,politics,rogan,sam,segura,simulation,tin,tom,tripoli</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #55: "We're Number One*"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-55-we-re-number-one--50457896</link><description><![CDATA[We've got some big news on this special July 4th edition of Broken Simulation. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli continues mourning the loss of his wealth, and the guys talk Dane Cook and fast-food worker fights.<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />*In the Turks and Caicos Islands]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50457896</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2022 10:31:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50457896/removing_fastball_bs55_no_fb.mp3" length="126567597" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We've got some big news on this special July 4th edition of Broken Simulation. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli continues mourning the loss of his wealth, and the guys talk Dane Cook and fast-food worker fights.&#13;
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Helix is offering up to $200 off all...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We've got some big news on this special July 4th edition of Broken Simulation. Also this week, host Sam Tripoli continues mourning the loss of his wealth, and the guys talk Dane Cook and fast-food worker fights.<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />*In the Turks and Caicos Islands]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7911</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,caicos,comedy,cook,crypto,dane,eddie,foil,funny,hat,news,political,sam,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,turks,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #54: "Not Hot Yoga" + Video Proof of the Broken Simulation?</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-54-not-hot-yoga-video-proof-of-the-broken-simulation--50291853</link><description><![CDATA[We cover an array of topics this week, from the obese yogini employed by Gatorade, to a gay pride conspiracy, to real-world proof of a glitch in the matrix -- this one has everything!<br /><br />Also this week, we get into some dubious attacks on Elon Musk, Joe Biden's incompetence, and several viral videos. Oh, and we tackle listener voicemail!<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50291853</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2022 13:14:57 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50291853/removing_fastball_bs54_no_fb.mp3" length="140378641" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We cover an array of topics this week, from the obese yogini employed by Gatorade, to a gay pride conspiracy, to real-world proof of a glitch in the matrix -- this one has everything!&#13;
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Also this week, we get into some dubious attacks on Elon Musk,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We cover an array of topics this week, from the obese yogini employed by Gatorade, to a gay pride conspiracy, to real-world proof of a glitch in the matrix -- this one has everything!<br /><br />Also this week, we get into some dubious attacks on Elon Musk, Joe Biden's incompetence, and several viral videos. Oh, and we tackle listener voicemail!<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8774</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>biden,bill,broken,comedy,elon,foil,hat,hicks,johnny,musk,podcast,sam,sim,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,viral,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #53: "Elizabethan Victorian Time-Traveling Hooker Wench"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-53-elizabethan-victorian-time-traveling-hooker-wench--50174890</link><description><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli encounters a time-traveling hooker, reveals how he betrayed Steve Byrne, and Bobblehead Alert returns (briefly).<br /><br />Also this week Johnny Woodard reads listener reviews and a few insane news stories, including one that leaves Sam depressed.<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/50174890</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 Jun 2022 18:18:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/50174890/removing_fastball_bs53_nooooo_fb.mp3" length="138433459" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam Tripoli encounters a time-traveling hooker, reveals how he betrayed Steve Byrne, and Bobblehead Alert returns (briefly).&#13;
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Also this week Johnny Woodard reads listener reviews and a few insane news stories, including one that leaves Sam...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam Tripoli encounters a time-traveling hooker, reveals how he betrayed Steve Byrne, and Bobblehead Alert returns (briefly).<br /><br />Also this week Johnny Woodard reads listener reviews and a few insane news stories, including one that leaves Sam depressed.<br /><br />The outro song is "Growing Growing Gone" by Fastball. Listen to it at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/fastball" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/fastball</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8653</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,byrne,comedy,drunk,foil,funny,hat,johnny,news,podcast,punch,sam,simulation,steve,time,tin,travel,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #52: "Bobby Lee's Army of Care Bears attacks Sam"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-52-bobby-lee-s-army-of-care-bears-attacks-sam--49901070</link><description><![CDATA[Sam addresses the Bobby Lee/Brendan Schaub thing, plus we talk more BLM hypocrisy and how Rand Paul sank the new government disinformation board.<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49901070</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2022 06:55:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49901070/broken_simulation_bs52_final_audio.mp3" length="151782321" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sam addresses the Bobby Lee/Brendan Schaub thing, plus we talk more BLM hypocrisy and how Rand Paul sank the new government disinformation board.&#13;
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Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam addresses the Bobby Lee/Brendan Schaub thing, plus we talk more BLM hypocrisy and how Rand Paul sank the new government disinformation board.<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9487</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bobby,brendan,broken,callen,comedy,foil,hat,joe,johnny,lee,rogan,sam,schaub,simulation,stand,tfatk,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #51: "The Grassy Knoll"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-51-the-grassy-knoll--49725701</link><description><![CDATA[This episode is all over the place, with hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recapping Sam's experience at FloteFest, discussing Eddie Bravo's comedy brilliance, and revealing why Sam has earned the moniker "Park Defender."<br /><br />Also this week the guys get into Dave Chappelle being attacked, and debate whether "Fat Sam" has returned.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.CopyMyCrypto.com/Broken" rel="noopener">www.CopyMyCrypto.com/Broken</a> to copy James!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49725701</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2022 11:24:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49725701/broken_simulation_bs51_audio.mp3" length="129744169" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This episode is all over the place, with hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recapping Sam's experience at FloteFest, discussing Eddie Bravo's comedy brilliance, and revealing why Sam has earned the moniker "Park Defender."&#13;
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Also this week the guys...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This episode is all over the place, with hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recapping Sam's experience at FloteFest, discussing Eddie Bravo's comedy brilliance, and revealing why Sam has earned the moniker "Park Defender."<br /><br />Also this week the guys get into Dave Chappelle being attacked, and debate whether "Fat Sam" has returned.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.CopyMyCrypto.com/Broken" rel="noopener">www.CopyMyCrypto.com/Broken</a> to copy James!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8109</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,chappelle,comedy,dave,eddie,flotefest,foil,hat,humor,joe,johnny,rogan,sam,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #50: "Sam Tripoli Presents: Alaska Thunder****"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-50-sam-tripoli-presents-alaska-thunder--49533791</link><description><![CDATA[On the 50th edition of Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli ponders whether learning about a certain pizza pie shop cost him friends, and he and co-host Johnny Woodard share dueling hype anthems, before getting into some more insane news.<br /><br />For a limited time, new users can get $10 in free Bitcoin when you sign up today at <a href="http://www.Coinbase.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.Coinbase.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49533791</guid><pubDate>Sun, 24 Apr 2022 10:49:29 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49533791/broken_simulation_bs50_final_audio.mp3" length="125656528" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On the 50th edition of Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli ponders whether learning about a certain pizza pie shop cost him friends, and he and co-host Johnny Woodard share dueling hype anthems, before getting into some more insane news.&#13;
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For a...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the 50th edition of Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli ponders whether learning about a certain pizza pie shop cost him friends, and he and co-host Johnny Woodard share dueling hype anthems, before getting into some more insane news.<br /><br />For a limited time, new users can get $10 in free Bitcoin when you sign up today at <a href="http://www.Coinbase.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.Coinbase.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7854</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,joe,netflix,podcast,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard,zero</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #49: "Sam Tripoli Presents: 'Girls' Gone Wild"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-49-sam-tripoli-presents-girls-gone-wild--49396040</link><description><![CDATA[We discuss all the important issues on this week's jumbo-sized episode of Broken Sim, including pineapple pizza, Madonna's latest face, Sam getting another ticket, a recent special guest on TFH, and BLM's exorbitant spending.<br /><br />Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also get into Sam's recent encounter with nude street-walking "ladies."<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49396040</guid><pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2022 10:35:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49396040/broken_simulation_bs49_final_audio.mp3" length="151717517" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We discuss all the important issues on this week's jumbo-sized episode of Broken Sim, including pineapple pizza, Madonna's latest face, Sam getting another ticket, a recent special guest on TFH, and BLM's exorbitant spending.&#13;
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Hosts Sam Tripoli and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We discuss all the important issues on this week's jumbo-sized episode of Broken Sim, including pineapple pizza, Madonna's latest face, Sam getting another ticket, a recent special guest on TFH, and BLM's exorbitant spending.<br /><br />Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also get into Sam's recent encounter with nude street-walking "ladies."<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9483</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blm,bravo,broken,comedy,doug,eddie,foil,hat,joe,johnny,madonna,pineapple,rogan,sam,simulation,stanhope,tfh,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #48: "Can't Cancel the Canceled" with Ryan Long</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-48-can-t-cancel-the-canceled-with-ryan-long--49305081</link><description><![CDATA[We take a close look at the world's biggest influencers, and invite the world to cancel us on the latest episode of Broken Simulation, featuring comedian Ryan Long.<br /><br />For a limited time, new users can get $10 in free Bitcoin when you sign up today at <a href="http://www.Coinbase.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.Coinbase.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49305081</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Apr 2022 06:55:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49305081/sync_synced_bs_ryan_long_audio.mp3" length="137083091" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We take a close look at the world's biggest influencers, and invite the world to cancel us on the latest episode of Broken Simulation, featuring comedian Ryan Long.&#13;
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For a limited time, new users can get $10 in free Bitcoin when you sign up today at...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We take a close look at the world's biggest influencers, and invite the world to cancel us on the latest episode of Broken Simulation, featuring comedian Ryan Long.<br /><br />For a limited time, new users can get $10 in free Bitcoin when you sign up today at <a href="http://www.Coinbase.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.Coinbase.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />If you're seeking sharp, funny business talk, check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are available.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>8568</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>angeles,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,funny,hat,influencer,joe,long,los,rogan,ryan,sam,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #47: "Sam Tripoli Goes to Jail"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-47-sam-tripoli-goes-to-jail--49149514</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli details his past arrest and brief stint in jail. We also get into the psy op that is breakfast, big Dorito's news, and Sam doesn't talk fasting at all (kidding).<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/49149514</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2022 12:56:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/49149514/sync_synced_bs47_final_audio.mp3" length="118687453" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli details his past arrest and brief stint in jail. We also get into the psy op that is breakfast, big Dorito's news, and Sam doesn't talk fasting at all (kidding).&#13;
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Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli details his past arrest and brief stint in jail. We also get into the psy op that is breakfast, big Dorito's news, and Sam doesn't talk fasting at all (kidding).<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows to our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7418</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,bravo,broken,comedy,death,eddie,foil,hat,joe,news,rogan,sam,segura,shaffir,simulation,squad,stand,tin,tripoli,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #46: "Victory in the Culture War"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-46-victory-in-the-culture-war--48992623</link><description><![CDATA[On this week's Broken Sim we learn that Sam Tripoli's memory is failing, women in yoga pants won the culture war, and that nobody picks up the check anymore.<br /><br />Sign up at <a href="http://www.Coinbase.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.Coinbase.com/broken</a> for $10 in free Bitcoin!<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48992623</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Mar 2022 14:24:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/48992623/sync_synced_bs46_final.mp3" length="103191636" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this week's Broken Sim we learn that Sam Tripoli's memory is failing, women in yoga pants won the culture war, and that nobody picks up the check anymore.&#13;
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Sign up at www.Coinbase.com/broken for $10 in free Bitcoin!&#13;
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Match with a licensed...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this week's Broken Sim we learn that Sam Tripoli's memory is failing, women in yoga pants won the culture war, and that nobody picks up the check anymore.<br /><br />Sign up at <a href="http://www.Coinbase.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.Coinbase.com/broken</a> for $10 in free Bitcoin!<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6450</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adam,broken,bryan,callen,comedy,csc,deep,devine,foil,funny,hat,johnny,sam,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,waters,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #45: "Sam Tripoli ***** *** His Famous Friends"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-45-sam-tripoli-his-famous-friends--48828788</link><description><![CDATA[Another jumbo sized Broken Sim includes host Sam Tripoli really sucking up to his famous friends. The guys also talk Marc Maron's legacy, whether Pita Pit is any good, and whether 50 Cent actually got fat.<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders plus two free pillows for our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Head to <a href="http://www.policygenius.com" rel="noopener">www.policygenius.com</a> to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48828788</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2022 12:32:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/48828788/sync_synced_bs45_final_audio.mp3" length="144777719" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Another jumbo sized Broken Sim includes host Sam Tripoli really sucking up to his famous friends. The guys also talk Marc Maron's legacy, whether Pita Pit is any good, and whether 50 Cent actually got fat.&#13;
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Helix is offering up to $200 off all...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Another jumbo sized Broken Sim includes host Sam Tripoli really sucking up to his famous friends. The guys also talk Marc Maron's legacy, whether Pita Pit is any good, and whether 50 Cent actually got fat.<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders plus two free pillows for our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Head to <a href="http://www.policygenius.com" rel="noopener">www.policygenius.com</a> to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>9049</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>50,bowl,broken,cent,chappelle,comedy,dave,foil,hat,joe,johnny,marc,maron,rogan,sam,simulation,super,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #44: "Peanut Butter Hair" + talking Rogan, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-44-peanut-butter-hair-talking-rogan-ari-shaffir-vs-michael-rapaport--48723940</link><description><![CDATA[This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli offers a Super Heavy Legs surgery update, and we get into Bob Saget's autopsy, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport, and whether Dave Chappelle did anything wrong in squashing a housing development in Ohio. We also discuss a possible explanation for the sudden, possibly coordinated attack on Joe Rogan's empire.<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.magicmind.co/broken" rel="noopener">www.magicmind.co/broken</a> and use discount code "BROKEN" to get 20-percent off today<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48723940</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Feb 2022 11:56:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/48723940/sync_synced_bs44_audio.mp3" length="113895153" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli offers a Super Heavy Legs surgery update, and we get into Bob Saget's autopsy, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport, and whether Dave Chappelle did anything wrong in squashing a housing development in Ohio. We also...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Broken Sim host Sam Tripoli offers a Super Heavy Legs surgery update, and we get into Bob Saget's autopsy, Ari Shaffir vs. Michael Rapaport, and whether Dave Chappelle did anything wrong in squashing a housing development in Ohio. We also discuss a possible explanation for the sudden, possibly coordinated attack on Joe Rogan's empire.<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.magicmind.co/broken" rel="noopener">www.magicmind.co/broken</a> and use discount code "BROKEN" to get 20-percent off today<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7119</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,broken,chappelle,comedy,dave,fight,foil,funny,hat,joe,johnny,michael,rapaport,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Sim #43: "The D*ck Contest" + Joe Rogan vs. Neil Young</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-sim-43-the-d-ck-contest-joe-rogan-vs-neil-young--48517472</link><description><![CDATA[Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard discuss Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, the Jeff Scott Memorial, and how the late Freddy Soto was an absolute killer.<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48517472</guid><pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2022 07:55:02 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/48517472/sync_synced_bs43_final_sound.mp3" length="125238983" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard discuss Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, the Jeff Scott Memorial, and how the late Freddy Soto was an absolute killer.&#13;
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Match with a licensed therapist at www.talkspace.com and get $100 off your first month with the...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard discuss Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, the Jeff Scott Memorial, and how the late Freddy Soto was an absolute killer.<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7828</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,broken,comedy,drunk,foil,hat,joe,johnny,neil,punch,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard,young</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #42: "Sam Goes Under the Knife for Super Heavy Legs"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-42-sam-goes-under-the-knife-for-super-heavy-legs--48326028</link><description><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli shares the shocking revelation, that he will soon be going under the knife to repair his Super Heavy Leg(s) on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week the guys ponder whether Tom Segura and Christina P are primed to replace Howard Stern at SiriusXM.<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.headspace.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.headspace.com/broken</a> for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.thefreezepipe.com" rel="noopener">www.thefreezepipe.com</a> and use the code "BROKEN" for 10 percent off anything in the store.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/48326028</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2022 05:25:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/48326028/bs_bs42_final_audio.mp3" length="93477410" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Host Sam Tripoli shares the shocking revelation, that he will soon be going under the knife to repair his Super Heavy Leg(s) on this week's Broken Simulation. 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Also this week the guys ponder whether Tom Segura and Christina P are primed to replace Howard Stern at SiriusXM.<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.headspace.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.headspace.com/broken</a> for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.<br /><br />Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a>.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.thefreezepipe.com" rel="noopener">www.thefreezepipe.com</a> and use the code "BROKEN" for 10 percent off anything in the store.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5843</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,howard,joe,johnny,rogan,sam,segura,simulation,stand,stern,tin,tom,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #41: "Conspiracy Boy!" with Howie Dewey</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-41-conspiracy-boy-with-howie-dewey--47900655</link><description><![CDATA[Cash Daddy Howie Dewey joins Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard in studio to tackle glory hole reviews, listener voicemails, Sam's hit-and-run, and loads more. Check out Howie on Twitter (@howie_dewey) and Instagram (@howiedewey).<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.hellotushy.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.hellotushy.com/broken</a> for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.headspace.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.headspace.com/broken</a> for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.getquip.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.getquip.com/broken</a> to get your first refill free in addition to their holiday savings!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47900655</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2021 10:40:27 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47900655/bs_bs_41_audio.mp3" length="161707993" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Cash Daddy Howie Dewey joins Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard in studio to tackle glory hole reviews, listener voicemails, Sam's hit-and-run, and loads more. 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Match with a licensed...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Cash Daddy Howie Dewey joins Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard in studio to tackle glory hole reviews, listener voicemails, Sam's hit-and-run, and loads more. Check out Howie on Twitter (@howie_dewey) and Instagram (@howiedewey).<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.hellotushy.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.hellotushy.com/broken</a> for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.headspace.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.headspace.com/broken</a> for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.getquip.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.getquip.com/broken</a> to get your first refill free in addition to their holiday savings!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>10107</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,broken,cash,comedy,daddies,dewey,foil,hat,howie,joe,johnny,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #40: "Crop Dusting with Sam Tripoli" (plus Tim Dillon vs. Michael Che)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-40-crop-dusting-with-sam-tripoli-plus-tim-dillon-vs-michael-che--47589833</link><description><![CDATA[The guys are back with another two-hour-plus episode, and this week we discuss another rapper selling his soul, Sam's bowel disturbances on a domestic flight, and Tim Dillon vs. Michael Che.<br /><br />Please check out our sponsors:<br />Explore your creativity at <a href="http://www.Skillshare.com/brokensim" rel="noopener">www.Skillshare.com/brokensim</a>.<br /><br />Get 20 percent off plus free shipping with the code "brokensim" at <a href="http://www.Manscaped.com" rel="noopener">www.Manscaped.com</a><br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist at <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN"!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.hellotushy.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.hellotushy.com/broken</a> for 10 percent off their wonderful bidet!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.headspace.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.headspace.com/broken</a> for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.getquip.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.getquip.com/broken</a> to get your first refill free.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/47589833</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2021 10:45:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/47589833/bs_bs40_final_final.mp3" length="136138482" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The guys are back with another two-hour-plus episode, and this week we discuss another rapper selling his soul, Sam's bowel disturbances on a domestic flight, and Tim Dillon vs. Michael Che.&#13;
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Match with a licensed therapist when you go to www.talkspace.com and get...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard get into serious topics like the culture war, gender issues, and homeless people with giant dongers on this edition of Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist when you go to <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN" now!<br /><br />Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6141</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,broken,bryan,callen,comedy,foil,hat,joe,johnny,podcast,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,social,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #33: "The Broken"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-33-the-broken--45932970</link><description><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli shares more tales from the road, including his extended attempts to entertain a baby on a flight to Alaska. The guys also read more of your reviews, share yet another message to Vietnam, and take on another batch of unbelievable news items.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.headspace.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.headspace.com/broken</a> for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45932970</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2021 11:05:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45932970/broken_simulation_bs33_audio.mp3" length="95118333" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Host Sam Tripoli shares more tales from the road, including his extended attempts to entertain a baby on a flight to Alaska. 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The guys also read more of your reviews, share yet another message to Vietnam, and take on another batch of unbelievable news items.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.headspace.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.headspace.com/broken</a> for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5945</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>alaska,biles,broken,comedy,drunk,foil,hat,joe,johnny,punch,rogan,sam,simone,simulation,sports,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #32: "The Studio is Haunted"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-32-the-studio-is-haunted--45754160</link><description><![CDATA[On this week's jumbo-sized Broken Simulation hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard see hard evidence that their studio is haunted. <br /><br />The guys also discuss Sam's favorite show, "Rick and Morty's," and how one of its writers got a little weird with him, and that time when he almost had to fight Dane Cook. <br /><br />Oh, and there's a goat on Hollywood Boulevard, no cigs at Dodgers games, Lincoln's doppelgänger, and a "Jesus take the wheel" news story.<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist when you go to <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN" now!<br /><br />Check out StatHero's 300-percent match at <a href="http://www.stathero.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.stathero.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45754160</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2021 09:20:47 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45754160/broken_simulation_bs32_final_audio.mp3" length="114139258" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this week's jumbo-sized Broken Simulation hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard see hard evidence that their studio is haunted. &#13;
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The guys also discuss Sam's favorite show, "Rick and Morty's," and how one of its writers got a little weird with...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this week's jumbo-sized Broken Simulation hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard see hard evidence that their studio is haunted. <br /><br />The guys also discuss Sam's favorite show, "Rick and Morty's," and how one of its writers got a little weird with him, and that time when he almost had to fight Dane Cook. <br /><br />Oh, and there's a goat on Hollywood Boulevard, no cigs at Dodgers games, Lincoln's doppelgänger, and a "Jesus take the wheel" news story.<br /><br />Match with a licensed therapist when you go to <a href="http://www.talkspace.com" rel="noopener">www.talkspace.com</a> and get $100 off your first month with the promo code "BROKEN" now!<br /><br />Check out StatHero's 300-percent match at <a href="http://www.stathero.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.stathero.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7134</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,comedy,cook,dane,dodgers,eddie,fight,foil,game,ghost,hat,haunted,johnny,podcast,sam,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #31: "Sam Tripoli Gets His Own Bobblehead"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-31-sam-tripoli-gets-his-own-bobblehead--45665670</link><description><![CDATA[It's the ultimate Bobblehead Alert on this week's Broken Simulation, and hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also discuss the business of stand-up comedy, how it's changing, and the role gender has to play. They also end the show by revealing who they think won the flat earth debate on Tin Foil Hat.<br /><br />Get 15 percent off at <a href="http://www.american-giant.com" rel="noopener">www.american-giant.com</a> when you use code "BROKEN."<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.headspace.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.headspace.com/broken</a> for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.<br /><br />We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45665670</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2021 11:31:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45665670/broken_simulation_bs31_audio.mp3" length="78831738" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's the ultimate Bobblehead Alert on this week's Broken Simulation, and hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard also discuss the business of stand-up comedy, how it's changing, and the role gender has to play. 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Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4927</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bobbleheads,bravo,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,joe,johnny,jones,leslie,rogan,sam,snl,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #30: "Gritty, Brown and Shady" with Jayson Thibault</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-30-gritty-brown-and-shady-with-jayson-thibault--45606058</link><description><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli shares another harrowing tale from the road this week, this one involving a severely broken leg and an obnoxious woman with special "gifts." Joining us for the news is friend of the show, comedian Jayson Thibault, promoting his new album "Covidiot."<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.BlueChew.com" rel="noopener">www.BlueChew.com</a>, promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free.<br /><br />We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45606058</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2021 23:53:26 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45606058/broken_simulation_bs30_audio.mp3" length="96821516" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Host Sam Tripoli shares another harrowing tale from the road this week, this one involving a severely broken leg and an obnoxious woman with special "gifts." Joining us for the news is friend of the show, comedian Jayson Thibault, promoting his new...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli shares another harrowing tale from the road this week, this one involving a severely broken leg and an obnoxious woman with special "gifts." Joining us for the news is friend of the show, comedian Jayson Thibault, promoting his new album "Covidiot."<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.BlueChew.com" rel="noopener">www.BlueChew.com</a>, promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free.<br /><br />We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6052</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,audio,bravo,broken,comedy,drunk,eddie,foil,hat,jayson,podcast,punch,sam,shaffir,sports,stand,thibault,tin,tripoli,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#29: "Sam Tripoli $#!+ in the Shower!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/29-sam-tripoli-in-the-shower--45476903</link><description><![CDATA[Sure, we talk about John McAfee, Eddie Bravo getting high on shrooms, and something called Chunky Chicken, but the most important thing this week is that our host Sam Tripoli went No. 2 in the shower. <br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.lucy.co" rel="noopener">www.lucy.co</a> and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.BlueChew.com" rel="noopener">www.BlueChew.com</a>, promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free.<br /><br />We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45476903</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2021 11:19:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45476903/broken_simulation_bs29_audio.mp3" length="86100884" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sure, we talk about John McAfee, Eddie Bravo getting high on shrooms, and something called Chunky Chicken, but the most important thing this week is that our host Sam Tripoli went No. 2 in the shower. &#13;
&#13;
Go to www.lucy.co and use Promo Code BROKENSIM...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sure, we talk about John McAfee, Eddie Bravo getting high on shrooms, and something called Chunky Chicken, but the most important thing this week is that our host Sam Tripoli went No. 2 in the shower. <br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.lucy.co" rel="noopener">www.lucy.co</a> and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.BlueChew.com" rel="noopener">www.BlueChew.com</a>, promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free.<br /><br />We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5382</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,funny,hat,joe,john,johnny,mcafee,news,rogan,sam,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#28: "Sam Tripoli is in a Bigger Body"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/28-sam-tripoli-is-in-a-bigger-body--45384221</link><description><![CDATA[We cover a ton of ground this week, including the Legion of Skanks/Tim Dillon vs. Anthony Jeselnik thing, why Jim Jeffries sucks, and a John Lennon tune that may surprise you.<br /><br />Later in the episode, hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard share an update on their Yelp! review from last week, and check out a few listener reviews.<br /><br />Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.lucy.co" rel="noopener">www.lucy.co</a> and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order!<br /><br />We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45384221</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2021 12:17:32 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45384221/micro_synced_bs28_audio.mp3" length="101911388" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We cover a ton of ground this week, including the Legion of Skanks/Tim Dillon vs. Anthony Jeselnik thing, why Jim Jeffries sucks, and a John Lennon tune that may surprise you.&#13;
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Later in the episode, hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard share an...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We cover a ton of ground this week, including the Legion of Skanks/Tim Dillon vs. Anthony Jeselnik thing, why Jim Jeffries sucks, and a John Lennon tune that may surprise you.<br /><br />Later in the episode, hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard share an update on their Yelp! review from last week, and check out a few listener reviews.<br /><br />Join a massive online learning community and get a free month of premium service by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.lucy.co" rel="noopener">www.lucy.co</a> and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order!<br /><br />We love "IP ... Frequently" and you should check it out in your favorite podcasting app!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6370</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>anthony,broken,comedy,dillon,foil,hat,jeffries,jeselnik,jim,johnny,legion,sam,simulation,skanks,tim,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#27: "Sam Tripoli's Observations from People Watching"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/27-sam-tripoli-s-observations-from-people-watching--45333900</link><description><![CDATA[Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back this week, and they were supposed to be joined by Luis (J.) Gomez, but he didn't make it, for whatever reason.<br /><br />This week Sam shares some crucial observations from his people watching expeditions, and the guys go in depth on the oppressive system of Western yoga.<br /><br />Check out StatHero's 300-percent match at <a href="http://www.stathero.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.stathero.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.BlueChew.com" rel="noopener">www.BlueChew.com</a>, promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.headspace.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.headspace.com/broken</a> for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45333900</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2021 01:12:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45333900/broken_simulation_bs27_audio.mp3" length="93684708" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back this week, and they were supposed to be joined by Luis (J.) Gomez, but he didn't make it, for whatever reason.&#13;
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Also this week, Sam Tripoli shares the story of his new hero, an unmasked rapping airline passenger, and Johnny gets into the news.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.BlueChew.com" rel="noopener">www.BlueChew.com</a>, promo code BROKENSIM to receive your first month free.<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.lucy.co" rel="noopener">www.lucy.co</a> and use Promo Code BROKENSIM to get 20 percent off all products on your first order!<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45159384</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2021 02:27:39 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45159384/bs26_bs_26_audio.mp3" length="113904325" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Comedian Chris Neff joins the guys as our first ever in-studio guest, and he shares a number of great tips for maintaining a healthy colon. 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This week host Sam Tripoli answers the question on the minds of so many: Where is Eddie Bravo? Also in this episode, Sam relays the story of a Hollywood meth-head's special bond with his pug, Rodger, and the guys read some tug parlor reviews.<br /><br />Please support our sponsors:<br /><br />Get 15 percent off at <a href="http://www.american-giant.com" rel="noopener">www.american-giant.com</a> when you use code "BROKEN."<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.hellotushy.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.hellotushy.com/broken</a> to get 10 percent off, plus free shipping.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.headspace.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.headspace.com/broken</a> for a free one-month trial of Headspace, with access to their full library of meditations for every situation.<br /><br />More stuff:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/45002914</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2021 13:46:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/45002914/speedstick_26_synced_bs25_audio.mp3" length="72230869" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Broken Simulation is back in record time! 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Please support our sponsors:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard go elbow deep on the Tony Hinchcliffe junk, the Central Intelligence Agency's wonky recruiting video, and Sam recounts another journey deep into the wilds of Hollywood, California.<br /><br />Please support our sponsors:<br />Go to <a href="https://nordvpn.com/brokensim" rel="noopener">https://nordvpn.com/brokensim</a> or use a coupon "BROKENSIM" to get a two-year plan plus one additional month with a huge discount!<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim" rel="noopener">www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim</a> to get 50 percent off.<br /><br />Join a massive online learning community and get a free trial of premium service by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @fatdragonpro, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>7045</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,best,broken,comedy,foil,hat,hinchcliffe,joe,johnny,nordvpn,podcast,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,tin,tony,tripoli,vpn,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#23: "Atrocities" (featuring the funniest video ever)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/23-atrocities-featuring-the-funniest-video-ever--44606009</link><description><![CDATA[Broken Simulation is back and jam packed with more insane proof that the simulation is broken. This week we share a recording that is, according to hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard, the funniest piece of footage ever.<br /><br />Also this week we discuss something comedians Ari Shaffir and Chris Neff have in common, a few tales from Sam's recent road gig, and hot criminal mugshots.<br /><br />Please consider our sponsors. It will help us pay the bills:<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim" rel="noopener">www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim</a> to get 50 percent off.<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.hellotushy.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.hellotushy.com/broken</a> for 10-percent off plus free shipping!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.headspace.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.headspace.com/broken</a> for a for a free month of access to Headspace’s full library of meditations for every situation.<br /><br />More stuff (if you read this far, tweet @johnnywoodard and let me know):<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44606009</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2021 12:15:55 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44606009/speedstick_2_synced_bs23_final_audio.mp3" length="99741360" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Broken Simulation is back and jam packed with more insane proof that the simulation is broken. This week we share a recording that is, according to hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard, the funniest piece of footage ever.&#13;
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Go to...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Host Sam Tripoli shares his big nature TV conspiracy, and Johnny Woodard shares the most shocking news story we've yet seen (it's about a racist cake) on the latest episode of Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Please, support our sponsors:<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim" rel="noopener">www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim</a> to get 50 percent off.<br /><br />Join a massive online learning community by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Check out our new favorite business/comedy podcast, "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are consumed.<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>6538</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,broken,comedy,drunk,foil,funny,hat,joe,johnny,news,punch,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#21: "The No. 1 Gay Bathhouse Review Podcast on the Planet"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/21-the-no-1-gay-bathhouse-review-podcast-on-the-planet--44113999</link><description><![CDATA[Broken Simulation's progress toward world dominance in every obscure podcasting category takes a giant leap forward this week when hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard declare themselves the top gay bathhouse review podcast in the world, and learn that they are a top 100 comedy podcast in Vietnam.<br /><br />Please, support our sponsors:<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim" rel="noopener">www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim</a> to get 50 percent off.<br /><br />Cut your wireless bill to $15 a month at <a href="http://www.mintmobile.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.mintmobile.com/broken</a>.<br /><br />Check out our new favorite business/comedy podcast, "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are consumed.<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/44113999</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2021 12:32:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/44113999/speedstick_2_synced_bs21_final.mp3" length="71578852" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Broken Simulation's progress toward world dominance in every obscure podcasting category takes a giant leap forward this week when hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard declare themselves the top gay bathhouse review podcast in the world, and learn...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Broken Simulation's progress toward world dominance in every obscure podcasting category takes a giant leap forward this week when hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard declare themselves the top gay bathhouse review podcast in the world, and learn that they are a top 100 comedy podcast in Vietnam.<br /><br />Please, support our sponsors:<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim" rel="noopener">www.Nutrisystem.com/brokensim</a> to get 50 percent off.<br /><br />Cut your wireless bill to $15 a month at <a href="http://www.mintmobile.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.mintmobile.com/broken</a>.<br /><br />Check out our new favorite business/comedy podcast, "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are consumed.<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4474</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brian,broken,comedy,foil,funny,hat,johnny,news,odd,redban,sam,simulation,stand,stories,tin,tripoli,up,vietnam,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#20: "Sam's Two Fights on One Flight"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/20-sam-s-two-fights-on-one-flight--43947875</link><description><![CDATA[On his recent trip to Austin host Sam Tripoli nearly got into two fights on the same flight. For that story, along with a number of other zany tales, including the wacky story of Sam's crazy stripper ex-girlfriend, check out this, the 20th episode of Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Our sponsors:<br />Explore your creativity at <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a> and get a free trial of their premium membership!<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.hellotushy.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.hellotushy.com/broken</a> for 10-percent off plus free shipping!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a> to take Helix's two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.<br /><br />Check out "IP ... Frequently" wherever podcasts are consumed for an entertaining and informative take on business.<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43947875</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2021 14:14:40 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43947875/speedstick_2_synced_bs20_final.mp3" length="83961729" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On his recent trip to Austin host Sam Tripoli nearly got into two fights on the same flight. 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For that story, along with a number of other zany tales, including the wacky story of Sam's crazy stripper ex-girlfriend, check out this, the 20th episode of Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Our sponsors:<br />Explore your creativity at <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a> and get a free trial of their premium membership!<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.hellotushy.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.hellotushy.com/broken</a> for 10-percent off plus free shipping!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.helixsleep.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.helixsleep.com/broken</a> to take Helix's two-minute sleep quiz, and they’ll match you to a customized mattress that will give you the best sleep of your life.<br /><br />Check out "IP ... 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On this week's episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recap Sam's crazy little visit to the East Coast to guest on Tim Pool's podcast, and get into a spot of politics before taking on what Sam says are his favorite news stories so far -- and yes, we know he says that a lot.<br /><br />Please, consider supporting our sponsors:<br /><br />Get 15 percent off your first order when you use promo code "BROKEN" at <a href="http://www.american-giant.com" rel="noopener">www.american-giant.com</a>!<br /><br />Get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month at <a href="http://www.mintmobile.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.mintmobile.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Visit HelixSleep.com/broken to receive up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows.<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43580170</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2021 11:08:30 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43580170/speedstick_2_synced_bs19_audio.mp3" length="80370624" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to America's ninth favorite storytelling podcast, Broken Simulation! 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On this week's episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard recap Sam's crazy little visit to the East Coast to guest on Tim Pool's podcast, and get into a spot of politics before taking on what Sam says are his favorite news stories so far -- and yes, we know he says that a lot.<br /><br />Please, consider supporting our sponsors:<br /><br />Get 15 percent off your first order when you use promo code "BROKEN" at <a href="http://www.american-giant.com" rel="noopener">www.american-giant.com</a>!<br /><br />Get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month at <a href="http://www.mintmobile.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.mintmobile.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Visit HelixSleep.com/broken to receive up to $200 off all mattress orders and two free pillows.<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5024</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>austin,broken,comedy,foil,hat,joe,johnny,news,podcast,pool,rogan,sam,simulation,stand,texas,tim,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#18: "Godzilla vs. Kong vs. Taste"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/18-godzilla-vs-kong-vs-taste--43300824</link><description><![CDATA[On this week's Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli reveals his obsession with Godzilla, and along with Johnny Woodard breaks down a trailer for the upcoming "Godzilla vs. Kong" film in a most agonizing fashion.<br /><br />Our sponsors:<br /><br />Get 15 percent off your first order when you use promo code "BROKEN" at <a href="http://www.american-giant.com" rel="noopener">www.american-giant.com</a>!<br /><br />Get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month at <a href="http://www.mintmobile.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.mintmobile.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Go to <a href="http://www.hellotushy.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.hellotushy.com/broken</a> to get 10 percent off plus free shipping!<br /><br />More about the show:<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCob18bx1jaU1HYPCPNRnyog</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/43300824</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2021 14:35:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/43300824/tiny_ssd_4_synced_bs_18_final_audio.mp3" length="76973452" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this week's Broken Simulation host Sam Tripoli reveals his obsession with Godzilla, and along with Johnny Woodard breaks down a trailer for the upcoming "Godzilla vs. Kong" film in a most agonizing fashion.&#13;
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Note: We had a technical issue...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sam reveals the podcasting epiphany he had while listening to Joe Rogan's interview with Kanye West, and later in the show the guys run through perhaps the wildest collection of headlines yet on Broken Simulation.<br /><br />Note: We had a technical issue with the original upload. Apologies!<br /><br />Get 15-percent off quality American-made clothes at <a href="http://www.American-Giant.com" rel="noopener">www.American-Giant.com</a> using the promo code "BROKEN" today!<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.HelloTushy.com/Broken" rel="noopener">www.HelloTushy.com/Broken</a> for 10-percent off their wonderful product!<br /><br />Support our sponsor MyBookie by visiting <a href="http://www.MyBookie.com" rel="noopener">www.MyBookie.com</a> and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5041</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,comedy,foil,hat,joe,johnny,rogan,sam,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#11: "The Masked Singahhh"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/11-the-masked-singahhh--41645129</link><description><![CDATA[Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to tackle all the important issues, like whether Sam could work on "The Masked Singer" and which tattoos are the most disturbing.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.HelloTushy.com/Broken" rel="noopener">www.HelloTushy.com/Broken</a> for 10-percent off their wonderful product!<br /><br />Support our sponsor MyBookie by visiting <a href="http://www.MyBookie.com" rel="noopener">www.MyBookie.com</a> and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!<br /><br />Join a massive online learning community by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41645129</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2020 14:43:35 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41645129/bs10_broken_simulation_11_audio.mp3" length="93674683" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to tackle all the important issues, like whether Sam could work on "The Masked Singer" and which tattoos are the most disturbing.&#13;
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Visit www.HelloTushy.com/Broken for 10-percent off their wonderful...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard are back to tackle all the important issues, like whether Sam could work on "The Masked Singer" and which tattoos are the most disturbing.<br /><br />Visit <a href="http://www.HelloTushy.com/Broken" rel="noopener">www.HelloTushy.com/Broken</a> for 10-percent off their wonderful product!<br /><br />Support our sponsor MyBookie by visiting <a href="http://www.MyBookie.com" rel="noopener">www.MyBookie.com</a> and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!<br /><br />Join a massive online learning community by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5855</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,attack,comedy,cougar,drunk,foil,joe,johnny,masked,punch,rogan,sam,shaffir,singer,store,the,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #10: "Fakers"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-10-fakers--41144638</link><description><![CDATA[On the latest Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard delve into the world of fake martial arts.<br /><br />Welcome our newest sponsor, MyBookie, by visiting <a href="http://www.MyBookie.com" rel="noopener">www.MyBookie.com</a> and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!<br /><br />Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Subscribe: <a href="https://bit.ly/2R9ystu" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/2R9ystu</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41144638</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2020 16:05:44 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41144638/broken_sim_10.mp3" length="94064421" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On the latest Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard delve into the world of fake martial arts.&#13;
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Welcome our newest sponsor, MyBookie, by visiting www.MyBookie.com and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the latest Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard delve into the world of fake martial arts.<br /><br />Welcome our newest sponsor, MyBookie, by visiting <a href="http://www.MyBookie.com" rel="noopener">www.MyBookie.com</a> and using the promo code "BROKENSIM" to double your first deposit!<br /><br />Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch Broken Simulation: <a href="https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />Subscribe: <a href="https://bit.ly/2R9ystu" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/2R9ystu</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5879</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,bryan,callen,comedy,foil,hat,joe,johnny,rogan,sam,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #9: "Order!"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-9-order--40445569</link><description><![CDATA[Broken Simulation is back, and this time the guys watch MPs Gone Wild, discuss Sam's recent fasting experience, and tackle all the mad, mad news you expect from this show.<br /><br />Get the next episode early, and unedited, plus a regular bonus episode: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE: <a href="https://bit.ly/2R9ystu" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/2R9ystu</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40445569</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2020 14:45:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40445569/broken_simulation_9_audio_final.mp3" length="91955837" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Broken Simulation is back, and this time the guys watch MPs Gone Wild, discuss Sam's recent fasting experience, and tackle all the mad, mad news you expect from this show.&#13;
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Get the next episode early, and unedited, plus a regular bonus episode:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Broken Simulation is back, and this time the guys watch MPs Gone Wild, discuss Sam's recent fasting experience, and tackle all the mad, mad news you expect from this show.<br /><br />Get the next episode early, and unedited, plus a regular bonus episode: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @roninsamtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE: <a href="https://bit.ly/2R9ystu" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/2R9ystu</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5748</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>broken,comedy,foil,funny,hat,joe,news,rogan,sam,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Special Edition Preview: The wildest, most insane Olympic event ever</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/special-edition-preview-the-wildest-most-insane-olympic-event-ever--40305239</link><description><![CDATA[Hey gang, this is a clip from the recent "Broken Simulation Special Edition," which can be heard in its entirety at <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a>. By supporting the show on Patreon you can get the regular episodes early and unedited, packed with loads of content that doesn't make the final cut. You'll also get the "Special Edition" podcasts sampled here, along with a chance to influence which stories we choose for the show, behind-the-scenes videos, and loads of other cool exclusives.<br /><br />Again, that's <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a>. 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By supporting the show on Patreon you can get the regular episodes early and unedited, packed with loads of content that doesn't make the final cut. You'll also get the "Special Edition" podcasts sampled here, along with a chance to influence which stories we choose for the show, behind-the-scenes videos, and loads of other cool exclusives.<br /><br />Again, that's <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a>. 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Get next week's...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the latest episode hosts Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard tackle Nick Cannon's wrongheaded harangue, and whether Groundlings should draft Native Americans into improv comedy, before introducing a new segment: "Mystery Package"<br /><br />Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch this episode: <a href="https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE: <a href="https://bit.ly/2R9ystu" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/2R9ystu</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5252</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,broken,comedy,foil,groundlings,hat,joe,johnny,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,stand,tin,tripoli,up,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>#7: "The Guinness Book of Guinness Records"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/7-the-guinness-book-of-guinness-records--35162282</link><description><![CDATA[On the latest Broken Simulation we learn that Sam finally has an opportunity to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, that one protestor's unique approach resembles the sign-off of a classic TV show, and that babies have a special potty-time dance.<br /><br />Visit Manscaped.com and use the promo code "BROKENSIM" for 20 percent off your order and free shipping!<br /><br />Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch this episode: <a href="https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE: <a href="https://bit.ly/2R9ystu" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/2R9ystu</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/35162282</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2020 13:38:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/35162282/broken_sim_7_audio.mp3" length="87235107" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On the latest Broken Simulation we learn that Sam finally has an opportunity to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, that one protestor's unique approach resembles the sign-off of a classic TV show, and that babies have a special potty-time...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On the latest Broken Simulation we learn that Sam finally has an opportunity to enter the Guinness Book of World Records, that one protestor's unique approach resembles the sign-off of a classic TV show, and that babies have a special potty-time dance.<br /><br />Visit Manscaped.com and use the promo code "BROKENSIM" for 20 percent off your order and free shipping!<br /><br />Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Watch this episode: <a href="https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk" rel="noopener">https://youtu.be/SASRF7eXMzk</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard<br /><br />SUBSCRIBE: <a href="https://bit.ly/2R9ystu" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/2R9ystu</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>5452</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>ari,bravo,broken,comedy,eddie,foil,hat,joe,johnny,rogan,sam,shaffir,simulation,tin,tripoli,woodard</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/8fd1a81bc6180ddb24a1359d6551b8b4.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Broken Simulation #6: "Revolution"</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/broken-simulation-6-revolution--31980322</link><description><![CDATA[Revolution is in the air! Sam reports back from his tour of the recent California quarantine protests. Also this week, Sam's friend Anna tells us about a dream she had wherein Sam and Adam Sandler were contended lovers.<br /><br />The Support the show and join a massive online learning community by visiting <a href="http://www.skillshare.com/broken" rel="noopener">www.skillshare.com/broken</a>!<br /><br />Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystu<br /><br />Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a>.<br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/837536887</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2020 12:03:24 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/31980322/837536887_user_364540218_broken_simulation_6_revolution.mp3" length="76337540" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Revolution is in the air! Sam reports back from his tour of the recent California quarantine protests. Also this week, Sam's friend Anna tells us about a dream she had wherein Sam and Adam Sandler were contended lovers.&#13;
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The Support the show and...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Revolution is in the air! Sam reports back from his tour of the recent California quarantine protests. 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Later in the episode, Sam and Johnny Woodard tackle the latest offbeat news, including the stories of how it took 55 police vehicles to capture a single unarmed homeless man, and four cops to capture a single unarmed pig.<br /><br />Watch the show: bit.ly/2R9ystu<br /><br />Get next week's episode early, and unedited, plus a bonus episode: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/brokensimulation" rel="noopener">www.patreon.com/brokensimulation</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/813596383</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2020 21:12:33 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/31980332/813596383_user_364540218_broken_simulation_4_crazy_is_as_crazy_is.mp3" length="76980896" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Host Sam Tripoli crushes satanists, coins another brilliant phrase, and reveals the official "Outlaws of Civilian Chicks" power rankings on this week's Broken Simulation. 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Watch the show:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week on Broken Simulation Sam learns about what he says is "the best story I've ever heard in my life," the guys talk about politicians and their kinks, and Sam reveals that he finally saw “The Mandalorian.”<br /><br />Watch the show: <a href="https://bit.ly/2R9ystu" rel="noopener">https://bit.ly/2R9ystu</a><br /><br />Social media:<br />Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4763</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>false</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/af8f74057ed345b1b4754baf7255d7a0.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>BS #2: 'Tiger King' and the Gay Archetypes of Comedians</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/bs-2-tiger-king-and-the-gay-archetypes-of-comedians--31980323</link><description><![CDATA[On the second episode of Broken Simulation Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard talk "Tiger King," gay archetypes, and peruse another week of bizarre news.<br /><br />Submit weird news or drop a line: <a href="mailto:contactbrokensim@gmail.com">contactbrokensim@gmail.com</a><br /><br />Watch the show on YouTube at <a href="http://www.youtube.com/SamTripoliComedy" rel="noopener">www.youtube.com/SamTripoliComedy</a>.<br /><br />Follow the guys on social media:<br />Twitter: @samtripoli, @johnnywoodard<br />Instagram: @samtripoli, @johnnyawoodard]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/796065994</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2020 13:58:36 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/mgln.ai/e/35/claritaspod.com/measure/pscrb.fm/rss/p/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/31980323/796065994_user_364540218_bs_2_tiger_king_and_gay_archetypes.mp3" length="68991908" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Johnny Woodard</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On the second episode of Broken Simulation Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard talk "Tiger King," gay archetypes, and peruse another week of bizarre news.

Submit weird news or drop a line: contactbrokensim@gmail.com

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