http://katyshaw.comI read one Chapter From Twilight Fanfiction Master Of The Universe, and one chapter recap from Jenny Trout's 'I Read Fifty Shades Of Grey So You Don't have to.'
Her Chapter Recaps are of the actual Book Fifty Shades Of Grey. Comic relief, as they are hilarious, but also infuriating and educational. Truly, that's the content of these podcasts. The side comments I have, I will add in as extras.
I will choose another fic to read once I do this one. Have any suggestions? Email me!

A few disclaimers.

1. I am reading verbatim from printouts of both 'I Read Fifty Shades Of Grey So You Don't Have to.' There aren't many typos or grammar problems there, Jenny Trout is a published author. Master of the Universe is another story entirely! If I corrected the terrible grammar and typos, the context of this entire podcast would go out the window.

2. This is important I AM NOT PRO E.L. JAMES OR FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. I don't even own the copy I used for the project that started this all. I borrowed it. Yuck!

I WILL REPEAT THIS DISCLAIMER MANY TIMES. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

3. I am pro Twilight (and reading... you know, like people used to... before social media.) I am a staunch defender of Stephenie Meyer. I have MASSIVE issues with how the women behind the scenes were treated while filming the Twilight Saga and The Shades Of Grey Series.

4. I believe that E. L. James in publishing these novels plagiarized Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga. James twisted her carefully constructed characters into culture trash while creating a perfect example of what intimate partner abuse looks like. Then somehow made everyone think there is something ‘sexy’ in that. Yuck.

I am happy to debate with ya! As long as the person I am debating with has listened to the pod and read Twilight. Bonus if they've read all the fifty shades books or watched the movies.

It’s hard to argue about fanfiction if you've never read or written it. I will provide links later, you have to know about fandom to understand. They aren't hard to find if you go to fanfiction.net and look at a few of the 800,000+ stories on there. (Harry Potter has the most, Twilight comes in second. There is more to it than I ever imagined.)

Facts matter. These days it's hard to sort out these things, yet I can disagree without disagreeable. I won't tolerate disrespect. Contact me privately if you have issues.

Also, if you have input, you'd like to chime in with, please do..

The last side note. Please don't expect perfection. I'm working on it. If you like it, please share it! I am a broke author sheltering in place. I need as much help as I can get.
That said, enjoy Jenny Trout's I Read Fifty Shades of Grey So You Don't Have To, and Snowqueen's Icedragon literature classic, Master of The Universe (Sarcasm.)]]>enFictionCopyright One Weird Writerhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/b9118a00604c58f5d5e755f0b8a1f9be.jpghttp://katyshaw.comWed, 07 Apr 2021 16:50:39 +0000One Weird WriterOne Weird Writeroneweirdwriter@gmail.comThis podcast is all about Twilight Fanfiction and Master Of The Universe, also known as the original Fifty Shades Of Grey. I read one Chapter From Twilight Fanfiction Master Of The Universe, and one chapter recap from Jenny Trout's 'I Read Fifty...I read one Chapter From Twilight Fanfiction Master Of The Universe, and one chapter recap from Jenny Trout's 'I Read Fifty Shades Of Grey So You Don't have to.'
Her Chapter Recaps are of the actual Book Fifty Shades Of Grey. Comic relief, as they are hilarious, but also infuriating and educational. Truly, that's the content of these podcasts. The side comments I have, I will add in as extras.
I will choose another fic to read once I do this one. Have any suggestions? Email me!

A few disclaimers.

1. I am reading verbatim from printouts of both 'I Read Fifty Shades Of Grey So You Don't Have to.' There aren't many typos or grammar problems there, Jenny Trout is a published author. Master of the Universe is another story entirely! If I corrected the terrible grammar and typos, the context of this entire podcast would go out the window.

2. This is important I AM NOT PRO E.L. JAMES OR FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. I don't even own the copy I used for the project that started this all. I borrowed it. Yuck!

I WILL REPEAT THIS DISCLAIMER MANY TIMES. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

3. I am pro Twilight (and reading... you know, like people used to... before social media.) I am a staunch defender of Stephenie Meyer. I have MASSIVE issues with how the women behind the scenes were treated while filming the Twilight Saga and The Shades Of Grey Series.

4. I believe that E. L. James in publishing these novels plagiarized Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga. James twisted her carefully constructed characters into culture trash while creating a perfect example of what intimate partner abuse looks like. Then somehow made everyone think there is something ‘sexy’ in that. Yuck.

I am happy to debate with ya! As long as the person I am debating with has listened to the pod and read Twilight. Bonus if they've read all the fifty shades books or watched the movies.

It’s hard to argue about fanfiction if you've never read or written it. I will provide links later, you have to know about fandom to understand. They aren't hard to find if you go to fanfiction.net and look at a few of the 800,000+ stories on there. (Harry Potter has the most, Twilight comes in second. There is more to it than I ever imagined.)

Facts matter. These days it's hard to sort out these things, yet I can disagree without disagreeable. I won't tolerate disrespect. Contact me privately if you have issues.

Also, if you have input, you'd like to chime in with, please do..

The last side note. Please don't expect perfection. I'm working on it. If you like it, please share it! I am a broke author sheltering in place. I need as much help as I can get.
That said, enjoy Jenny Trout's I Read Fifty Shades of Grey So You Don't Have To, and Snowqueen's Icedragon literature classic, Master of The Universe (Sarcasm.)]]>trueserialhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/reading-twilight-fanfiction-master-of-the-universe-episode-one--30692354
Also, Chapter one of Jenny Trout’s I read fifty shades of grey so you don’t have to.

Warning MOTU and Fifty Shades Of Grey... as written by Erika Leonard aka E.L James are chalked full of Britishisms. I am not a perfect orator, not even close with all of the Britishisms and overloading adverbs. I do my best and I should get better over time. No haters.

Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight related... Jenny Trout owns the shades recaps. No copyright infringement intended.

There may be triggering moments as I get into the books... I will try to give a heads up.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/30692354Sun, 14 Jun 2020 18:41:06 +0000One Weird WriterChapter One of Master Of The Universe, the original Fifty Shades by E.L. James or as first published on fanfiction.net, Snowqueens Icedragon. Also, Chapter one of Jenny Trout’s I read fifty shades of grey so you don’t have to. Warning MOTU and...
Also, Chapter one of Jenny Trout’s I read fifty shades of grey so you don’t have to.

Warning MOTU and Fifty Shades Of Grey... as written by Erika Leonard aka E.L James are chalked full of Britishisms. I am not a perfect orator, not even close with all of the Britishisms and overloading adverbs. I do my best and I should get better over time. No haters.

Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight related... Jenny Trout owns the shades recaps. No copyright infringement intended.

There may be triggering moments as I get into the books... I will try to give a heads up.]]>1607anastasia steele,bella swan,christian grey,edward cullen,e.l james,ethics,fanfiction,fifty shades of grey,jacob,jenny trout,jose,master of the universe,midnight sun,motu,new moon,plagarisim,rosalie hale,snowqueens icedragon,stephanie meyer,twilighttrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/reading-twilight-fanfiction-master-of-the-universe-episode-two--31161955A few disclaimers.
1. I am reading verbatim from printouts of both I Read Fifty Shades Of Grey So You Don't Have to. There aren't many typos or grammar problems, but MOTU is another story! If I corrected the terrible grammar and typos, the context of this entire podcast would go out the window.

2. This is important I AM NOT PRO E.L. JAMES OR FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. I REPEAT THIS DISCLAIMER MANY TIMES. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

3. Though I believe the Shades books to be perfect examples of what intimate partner abuse looks like; I am happy to debate as long as the person I am debating with has listened, read Twilight, and probably have read all the shades books bonus if you've seen the movies. Facts matter. These days it's hard to sort out these things, yet I can disagree without disagreeable. I won't tolerate disrespect.
My blog www.KatyShaw.com will have some links and the picture of the Chedward tie on it.
Also, if you have input, you'd like to chime in with, please do..
The last side note. Please don't expect perfection. I'm working on it. If you like it, please share it! I am a broke author sheltering in place. I need as much help as I can get.

That said, enjoy Snowqueen's Icedragon literature classic, Master of The Universe, and Jenny Trout's I Read Fifty Shades of Grey So you don't have to.
Be safe!
XoXo!
Katherine Shaw]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/31161955Sun, 21 Jun 2020 15:18:00 +0000One Weird WriterThis is a re-recording of the prior more verbose episode. I read Jenny Trout's Chapter Recaps of the Book Fifty Shades Of Grey: Shopping for a Serial Killer's birthday. After that are two chapters of Master of the Universe. A few disclaimers. 1. I...A few disclaimers.
1. I am reading verbatim from printouts of both I Read Fifty Shades Of Grey So You Don't Have to. There aren't many typos or grammar problems, but MOTU is another story! If I corrected the terrible grammar and typos, the context of this entire podcast would go out the window.

2. This is important I AM NOT PRO E.L. JAMES OR FIFTY SHADES OF GREY. I REPEAT THIS DISCLAIMER MANY TIMES. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

3. Though I believe the Shades books to be perfect examples of what intimate partner abuse looks like; I am happy to debate as long as the person I am debating with has listened, read Twilight, and probably have read all the shades books bonus if you've seen the movies. Facts matter. These days it's hard to sort out these things, yet I can disagree without disagreeable. I won't tolerate disrespect.
My blog www.KatyShaw.com will have some links and the picture of the Chedward tie on it.
Also, if you have input, you'd like to chime in with, please do..
The last side note. Please don't expect perfection. I'm working on it. If you like it, please share it! I am a broke author sheltering in place. I need as much help as I can get.

That said, enjoy Snowqueen's Icedragon literature classic, Master of The Universe, and Jenny Trout's I Read Fifty Shades of Grey So you don't have to.
Be safe!
XoXo!
Katherine Shaw]]>3428anastasia steele,bella swan,christian grey,edward cullen,el james,fanfiction,fifty shades of grey,jacob black,jenny trout,master of the universe,motu,plagarism,robert pattinson,rosalie hale,rpatz,serial killer,stephenie meyer,twilight,twilight sagatrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/reading-twilight-fanfiction-master-of-the-universe-episode-three--32512863Chapter Four of Master of the Universe, the Twilight Fan Fic version of Fifty Shades of Grey.
The difference in the hardware/camping gear interaction with Bella and Edward is striking.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/32512863Mon, 22 Jun 2020 21:43:40 +0000One Weird WriterToday I am reading chapter three of Jenny Trout's “I read Fifty Shades Of Grey So You Don't Have To Accidents Get Me Squirrley in the pants.” Chapter Four of Master of the Universe, the Twilight Fan Fic version of Fifty Shades of Grey. The...Chapter Four of Master of the Universe, the Twilight Fan Fic version of Fifty Shades of Grey.
The difference in the hardware/camping gear interaction with Bella and Edward is striking.]]>2200anastasia steele,bella swan,bike accidents,christian grey,edward cullen,e.l. james,fanfic,fanfiction,fifty shades of grey,jacob black,jenny trout,jose,kate,master of the universe,mike newton,motu,rose,snowqueens icedragon,stephenie meyer,twilight sagatrue1fullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/reading-twilight-fanfiction-master-of-the-universe-episode-four--37828481Everyone Loves Ana Even Though She's Terrible.
In this episode we will see the budding of a narcissist and a sociopath. Fifty shades did something very wrong in how they plagiarised this story. In the chapter recap you can see those who are lacking empathy... but with Master of The Universe it is different. Why would anyone take Stephenie Meyer’s characters and change them into monsters for a quick buck? I don't know! I sure hope we are getting to the sexy soon. Isn't this breaking the law of romance? Oh yeah, I forgot which author we are talking about. Laws be dammed!
I had genuine problems with this one... you can hear the problem in the form of gun shots and fireworks... still going on here. The volume is a bit too starting off but evens out.

The follow up extra about these topics to come shortly. Sorry for the wait!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/37828481Wed, 08 Jul 2020 22:20:14 +0000One Weird WriterDo you think Tess of the d'Urberville is the most thoughtful choice as a gift? Cryptic quotes about dangerous men in the present as a card? That's romance! Everyone Loves Ana Even Though She's Terrible. In this episode we will see the budding of a...Everyone Loves Ana Even Though She's Terrible.
In this episode we will see the budding of a narcissist and a sociopath. Fifty shades did something very wrong in how they plagiarised this story. In the chapter recap you can see those who are lacking empathy... but with Master of The Universe it is different. Why would anyone take Stephenie Meyer’s characters and change them into monsters for a quick buck? I don't know! I sure hope we are getting to the sexy soon. Isn't this breaking the law of romance? Oh yeah, I forgot which author we are talking about. Laws be dammed!
I had genuine problems with this one... you can hear the problem in the form of gun shots and fireworks... still going on here. The volume is a bit too starting off but evens out.

The follow up extra about these topics to come shortly. Sorry for the wait!]]>2759abuse,anastasia,bella,christian,eclipse,edward,elliot,fanfiction,fiftyshadesofgrey,jacob,jose,kate,kavanaugh,masteroftheuniverse,motu,narcissist,newmoon,rose,sociopath,twilighttrue1full