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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Two Old Broads Giving Bad Advice</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-old-broads-giving-bad-advice--4421204</link><description><![CDATA[Sandy and Connie drink martinis and comment on life, the universe, and everything]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/4421204/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Relationships</category><copyright>Copyright Two Old Broads</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/images.spreaker.com/cloudinary/s--f3w06VJV--/w_1000,h_800,c_fit,l_text:Lato_148_bold:Two%20Old%20Broads%20Giving%20Bad%20Advice/images.spreaker.com/default/show-1400x1400-20190801.jpg</url><title>Two Old Broads Giving Bad Advice</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/two-old-broads-giving-bad-advice--4421204</link></image><lastBuildDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2022 12:25:03 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Two Old Broads</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Two Old Broads</itunes:name><itunes:email>2oldbroadsgivingbadadvice@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/images.spreaker.com/cloudinary/s--f3w06VJV--/w_1000,h_800,c_fit,l_text:Lato_148_bold:Two%20Old%20Broads%20Giving%20Bad%20Advice/images.spreaker.com/default/show-1400x1400-20190801.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Sandy and Connie drink martinis and comment on life, the universe, and everything</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Sandy and Connie drink martinis and comment on life, the universe, and everything]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"><itunes:category text="Relationships"/></itunes:category><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>Fourth Show Street Racing June 7</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/fourth-show-street-racing-june-7--29915116</link><description><![CDATA[Connie and Sandy discuss why street racing is a dumb idea.  Cocktail Boy Billy offers a Mansplaining segment.  We have a new sponsor.  And we have some really awesome theme music now!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/29915116</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2020 19:50:59 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/29915116/fourth_show_street_racing_june_7.mp3" length="22635571" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Two Old Broads</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Connie and Sandy discuss why street racing is a dumb idea.  Cocktail Boy Billy offers a Mansplaining segment.  We have a new sponsor.  And we have some really awesome theme music now!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Connie and Sandy discuss why street racing is a dumb idea.  Cocktail Boy Billy offers a Mansplaining segment.  We have a new sponsor.  And we have some really awesome theme music now!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1415</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>gimlet,racing,street</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/images.spreaker.com/cloudinary/s--f3w06VJV--/w_1000,h_800,c_fit,l_text:Lato_148_bold:Two%20Old%20Broads%20Giving%20Bad%20Advice/images.spreaker.com/default/show-1400x1400-20190801.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Third Show May 31 Visits From 3 Letter Agencies</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/third-show-may-31-visits-from-3-letter-agencies--28843181</link><description><![CDATA[Sandy and Connie discuss the ins and outs of dealing with unexpected visits from 3 letter government agencies.<br /><br />Our first cocktail recipe is....The Chilton!  the best thing to come out of Lubbock since Buddy Holly!<br /><br />Ingredients:<br />2 lemons plus a wedge for garnish<br />sparkling water<br />vodka<br />salt to rim the glass<br />Ice<br /><br />How to make:<br />Wet the rim of the glass with the lemon, and roll the rim in a coarse grain salt.  Carefully fill the glass with ice.<br />Squeeze the juice of two lemons into the glass.  Add 2 ounces of vodka (we prefer Redneck Vodka).  Fill up with sparkling water (we prefer Topo Chico).  Stir, garnish with the lemon wedge, and enjoy!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28843181</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2020 20:51:22 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/28843181/third_show_may_31_visits_from_3_letter_agencies.mp3" length="20220586" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Two Old Broads</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Sandy and Connie discuss the ins and outs of dealing with unexpected visits from 3 letter government agencies.&#13;
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