https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-atheist-couples-devotionalenReligion & SpiritualityCopyright Krystal Craikerhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/05663cdee4e223587501884d9b9007ec.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/show/the-atheist-couples-devotionalWed, 07 Apr 2021 16:43:29 +0000Krystal CraikerKrystal Craikertheatheistcouplesdevotional@gmail.comWhat happens when two atheists decide to read the Bible cover-to-cover? Join Michael and Krystal, a married couple of atheists, as they make their way through the scriptures and discuss the most popular book of all time.yesepisodicKrystal Craikertheatheistcouplesdevotional@gmail.comWhat happens when two atheists decide to read the Bible cover-to-cover? Join Michael and Krystal, a married couple of atheists, as they make their way through the scriptures and discuss the most popular book of all time.Yeshttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12491699/s1e12-exodus-31-40
Music by: Purple Planet]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41217912Wed, 30 Sep 2020 03:03:19 +0000Krystal CraikerImagine if a "This Old House" marathon was interrupted by a quick orgy in front of a golden baby cow before repeating the episodes you already watched. That's the last part of Exodus. Music by: Purple Planet
Music by: Purple Planet]]>2567agnostic,atheism,atheist,bible,exodus,funny,moses,skepticyesfullKrystal CraikerImagine if a "This Old House" marathon was interrupted by a quick orgy in front of a golden baby cow before repeating the episodes you already watched. That's the last part of Exodus. Music by: Purple PlanetYeshttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12491699/s1e11-exodus-21-30
Music by Purple Planet]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40509772Thu, 27 Aug 2020 04:47:22 +0000Krystal CraikerInterior design! Fashion design! Cooking advice! Blood Cult? No, this isn't the new, edgier Queer Eye. It's just God's terrible DIY and Lifestyle blog. Music by Purple Planet
Music by Purple Planet]]>2650yesfullKrystal CraikerInterior design! Fashion design! Cooking advice! Blood Cult? No, this isn't the new, edgier Queer Eye. It's just God's terrible DIY and Lifestyle blog. Music by Purple PlanetYeshttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12491699/s1e11-exodus-11-20
Music by Purple Planet]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40396308Wed, 19 Aug 2020 01:24:14 +0000Krystal CraikerMoses and his crew finally leave Egypt after 430 years. Imagine the world's worst road trip with no snacks, no water, and no idea when you're arriving. Also, we're pretty sure there's a volcano. Music by Purple Planet
Music by Purple Planet]]>2683yesfullKrystal CraikerMoses and his crew finally leave Egypt after 430 years. Imagine the world's worst road trip with no snacks, no water, and no idea when you're arriving. Also, we're pretty sure there's a volcano. Music by Purple PlanetYeshttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12491699/s1e9-exodus-1-10
We're starting Exodus today, and it gets real weird real fast.

Music by Purple Planet]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40020954Tue, 28 Jul 2020 17:08:44 +0000Krystal CraikerWe all know the story of Moses and the Plagues. But do you remember the part where God tried to murder Moses and Zipporah rubbed a bloody foreskin on Moses' feet? Yeah. We didn't either. We're starting Exodus today, and it gets real weird real fast....
We're starting Exodus today, and it gets real weird real fast.

Music by Purple Planet]]>2378agnostic,atheism,atheist,bible,biblestories,couple,egypt,ex-evangelical,ex-mormon,ex-muslim,fiction,hebrews,married,moses,oldtestament,pharoah,plagues,reading,science,secularyesfullKrystal CraikerWe all know the story of Moses and the Plagues. But do you remember the part where God tried to murder Moses and Zipporah rubbed a bloody foreskin on Moses' feet? Yeah. We didn't either. We're starting Exodus today, and it gets real weird real fast. Music by Purple PlanetYeshttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12491699/s1e8-genesis-44-50
This week, we wrap up the first book of the Bible with humor, confusion, and a random serious moment about how Krystal became an atheist.

Music by Purple Planet]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/39801174Thu, 16 Jul 2020 19:44:01 +0000Krystal CraikerIf your life goal is to insult all of your children one by one on your deathbed, the end of Genesis is the story for you. This week, we wrap up the first book of the Bible with humor, confusion, and a random serious moment about how Krystal became an...
This week, we wrap up the first book of the Bible with humor, confusion, and a random serious moment about how Krystal became an atheist.

Music by Purple Planet]]>2168yesfullKrystal CraikerIf your life goal is to insult all of your children one by one on your deathbed, the end of Genesis is the story for you. This week, we wrap up the first book of the Bible with humor, confusion, and a random serious moment about how Krystal became an atheist. Music by Purple PlanetYeshttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12491699/s1e7-genesis-33-43
Music by: Purple Planet
Content Warning for: Discussions of rape, slavery, and abuse.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/34956234Tue, 30 Jun 2020 17:09:49 +0000Krystal CraikerIt's extreme makeover, Genesis edition! That's right, we finish Jacob's story and move on to Joseph and his glow-up! Music by: Purple Planet Content Warning for: Discussions of rape, slavery, and abuse.
Music by: Purple Planet
Content Warning for: Discussions of rape, slavery, and abuse.]]>1993agnostic,atheism,atheist,bible,criticalthinking,critics,exchristian,ex-evangelical,funny,humor,religion,secular,skepticyesfullKrystal CraikerIt's extreme makeover, Genesis edition! That's right, we finish Jacob's story and move on to Joseph and his glow-up! Music by: Purple Planet Content Warning for: Discussions of rape, slavery, and abuse.Yeshttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12491699/s1e6-genesis-21-32
Warning: this episode covers issues of rape, denial of bodily autonomy, and slavery.

Music by Purple Planet]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/32572034Tue, 23 Jun 2020 12:00:10 +0000Krystal CraikerJealous wives, manipulative brothers, and a homoerotic wrestling match. Sounds like daytime soaps, but it's really just the Old Testament. Warning: this episode covers issues of rape, denial of bodily autonomy, and slavery. Music by Purple Planet
Warning: this episode covers issues of rape, denial of bodily autonomy, and slavery.

Music by Purple Planet]]>1794agnostic,atheism,atheist,bible,biblical,humanist,humor,questioning,religion,skepticyesfullKrystal CraikerJealous wives, manipulative brothers, and a homoerotic wrestling match. Sounds like daytime soaps, but it's really just the Old Testament. Warning: this episode covers issues of rape, denial of bodily autonomy, and slavery. Music by Purple PlanetYeshttps://www.spreaker.com/user/12491699/s1e5-genesis-10-20
Music by Purple Planet]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/31032829Tue, 16 Jun 2020 12:00:13 +0000Krystal CraikerFather Abraham had many sons, but he also profited off of letting his wife become a king's concubine--TWICE. This episode has it all: war, incest, slavery, GILFs, and lots of penis talk. Music by Purple Planet
Music by Purple Planet]]>1625abraham,agnostic,atheism,atheist,bible,biblical,humor,oldtestament,religion,secular,spiritualityyesfullKrystal CraikerFather Abraham had many sons, but he also profited off of letting his wife become a king's concubine--TWICE. This episode has it all: war, incest, slavery, GILFs, and lots of penis talk. Music by Purple PlanetYes