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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Lyrical Crimes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/lyrical-crimes--4351951</link><description><![CDATA[Each week, hosts Eric Schlelein and Niki Marinis examine some of the worst and weirdest lyrics in musical history and pass judgment upon them.]]></description><atom:link href="https://www.spreaker.com/show/4351951/episodes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><language>en</language><category>Comedy</category><copyright>Copyright Eric Schlelein</copyright><image><url>https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg</url><title>Lyrical Crimes</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/lyrical-crimes--4351951</link></image><lastBuildDate>Tue, 05 Mar 2024 01:51:29 +0000</lastBuildDate><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Eric Schlelein</itunes:name><itunes:email>eric.schlelein@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:subtitle>Each week, hosts Eric Schlelein and Niki Marinis examine some of the worst and weirdest lyrics in musical history and pass judgment upon them.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Each week, hosts Eric Schlelein and Niki Marinis examine some of the worst and weirdest lyrics in musical history and pass judgment upon them.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><item><title>Episode 033 - Loser</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-033-loser--42283555</link><description><![CDATA[Ah, memories. We all suspected this was a jumble of thrown-together words, but is there anything to it in fact? Only Beck may know for sure, but we're damn sure going to try to figure it out!<br /><br />In case you are a perdedor and forgot what the song sounds like:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42283555</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2020 09:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42283555/episode_033_loser.mp3" length="53121034" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Ah, memories. We all suspected this was a jumble of thrown-together words, but is there anything to it in fact? Only Beck may know for sure, but we're damn sure going to try to figure it out!

In case you are a perdedor and forgot what the song sounds...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ah, memories. We all suspected this was a jumble of thrown-together words, but is there anything to it in fact? Only Beck may know for sure, but we're damn sure going to try to figure it out!<br /><br />In case you are a perdedor and forgot what the song sounds like:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3321</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 032 - Blinded By The Light</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-032-blinded-by-the-light--42283301</link><description><![CDATA[It has nothing to do with wrapping, it has nothing to do with douches, but lord knows what it actually has to do with. This week we try to get to the bottom of whatever Bruce Springsteen and Manfred Mann were thinking of!<br /><br />Manfred Mann's version:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ptulhhQPg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ptulhhQPg</a><br />Bruce Springsteen's version:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Iaca30QbOo" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Iaca30QbOo</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42283301</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2020 09:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42283301/episode_032_blinded_by_the_light.mp3" length="50176720" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It has nothing to do with wrapping, it has nothing to do with douches, but lord knows what it actually has to do with. This week we try to get to the bottom of whatever Bruce Springsteen and Manfred Mann were thinking of!

Manfred Mann's version:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It has nothing to do with wrapping, it has nothing to do with douches, but lord knows what it actually has to do with. This week we try to get to the bottom of whatever Bruce Springsteen and Manfred Mann were thinking of!<br /><br />Manfred Mann's version:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ptulhhQPg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ptulhhQPg</a><br />Bruce Springsteen's version:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Iaca30QbOo" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Iaca30QbOo</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3137</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blinded,bruce,by,crimes,light,lyrical,lyrics,manfred,mann,springsteen,the</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 031 - Sentence Communted Pt 3</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-031-sentence-communted-pt-3--42061551</link><description><![CDATA[Time for another examination of some songs we really love! Sit back and enjoy as we delve into the weird and wonderful world of Cyndi Lauper and Talking Heads!<br /><br />Here's Part 1 of the Goonies video:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLhytQ67fs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLhytQ67fs</a><br />...and if you're a completionist, here's part 2<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h6YJIzfpKg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h6YJIzfpKg</a><br /><br />And here's the video for (Nothing But) Flowers<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twY8YQYDBE" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twY8YQYDBE</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42061551</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2020 09:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42061551/episode_031_sentence_communted_pt_3.mp3" length="64481165" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Time for another examination of some songs we really love! Sit back and enjoy as we delve into the weird and wonderful world of Cyndi Lauper and Talking Heads!

Here's Part 1 of the Goonies video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLhytQ67fs
...and if...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Time for another examination of some songs we really love! Sit back and enjoy as we delve into the weird and wonderful world of Cyndi Lauper and Talking Heads!<br /><br />Here's Part 1 of the Goonies video:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLhytQ67fs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxLhytQ67fs</a><br />...and if you're a completionist, here's part 2<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h6YJIzfpKg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h6YJIzfpKg</a><br /><br />And here's the video for (Nothing But) Flowers<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twY8YQYDBE" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twY8YQYDBE</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4031</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>but,crimes,cyndi,enough,flowers,good,goonies,heads,lauper,lyrical,lyrics,nothing,talking</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 030 - Even Flow</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-030-even-flow--42059422</link><description><![CDATA[Time to go back to the Grungy '90s with Pearl Jam's ass-kicker Even Flow. Come along with us as we put ourselves in the body of an insane homeless person! Good times!<br /><br />Here's the video (I hope Josh didn't lose his job)<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKWTzr-k6s" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKWTzr-k6s</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/42059422</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2020 09:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/42059422/episode_030_even_flow.mp3" length="53057086" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Time to go back to the Grungy '90s with Pearl Jam's ass-kicker Even Flow. Come along with us as we put ourselves in the body of an insane homeless person! Good times!

Here's the video (I hope Josh didn't lose his job)...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Time to go back to the Grungy '90s with Pearl Jam's ass-kicker Even Flow. Come along with us as we put ourselves in the body of an insane homeless person! Good times!<br /><br />Here's the video (I hope Josh didn't lose his job)<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKWTzr-k6s" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKWTzr-k6s</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3317</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>crimes,even,flow,jam,lyrical,lyrics,pearl</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 029 - It's the End of the World</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-029-it-s-the-end-of-the-world--41735480</link><description><![CDATA[Feeling pretty psyched about this random jumble of word salad! We're experiencing the end of the world, so we might as well listen to a song about it! <br /><br />Leonard Bernstein!<br /><br />Here's a link to the song. Enjoy.<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41735480</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2020 09:00:17 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41735480/episode_029_it_s_the_end_of_the_world.mp3" length="63929041" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Feeling pretty psyched about this random jumble of word salad! We're experiencing the end of the world, so we might as well listen to a song about it! 

Leonard Bernstein!

Here's a link to the song. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Feeling pretty psyched about this random jumble of word salad! We're experiencing the end of the world, so we might as well listen to a song about it! <br /><br />Leonard Bernstein!<br /><br />Here's a link to the song. Enjoy.<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3996</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>crimes,end,lyrical,lyrics,of,rem,the,world</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 028 - Barbie Girl</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-028-barbie-girl--41735479</link><description><![CDATA[This week we sink our teeth into the poppiest, bubble-gummiest, butt-clenching-iest piece of fluff pop to ever come out of Denmark! Come on, Barbie, let's go party!<br /><br />Here's a link to the song (although no one will blame you for not wanting to listen to this ever again):<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41735479</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2020 09:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41735479/episode_028_barbie_girl.mp3" length="49305067" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we sink our teeth into the poppiest, bubble-gummiest, butt-clenching-iest piece of fluff pop to ever come out of Denmark! Come on, Barbie, let's go party!

Here's a link to the song (although no one will blame you for not wanting to listen...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we sink our teeth into the poppiest, bubble-gummiest, butt-clenching-iest piece of fluff pop to ever come out of Denmark! Come on, Barbie, let's go party!<br /><br />Here's a link to the song (although no one will blame you for not wanting to listen to this ever again):<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3082</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>aqua,barbie,crimes,girl,lyrical,lyrics</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 027 - Dont Fear the Reaper</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-027-dont-fear-the-reaper--41556103</link><description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween everyone! It's time to get spooky with the Blue Oyster Cult! Please enjoy, and I mean it this time!<br /><br />Here's the song in all it's umlaut-y goodness!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c</a><br /><br />And just in case you need more cowbell...<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsQLlk-T0s" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsQLlk-T0s</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41556103</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2020 08:00:12 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41556103/episode_027_dont_fear_the_reaper.mp3" length="54145034" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Happy Halloween everyone! It's time to get spooky with the Blue Oyster Cult! Please enjoy, and I mean it this time!

Here's the song in all it's umlaut-y goodness!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c

And just in case you need more cowbell......</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Happy Halloween everyone! It's time to get spooky with the Blue Oyster Cult! Please enjoy, and I mean it this time!<br /><br />Here's the song in all it's umlaut-y goodness!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c</a><br /><br />And just in case you need more cowbell...<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsQLlk-T0s" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVsQLlk-T0s</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3385</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blue,cowbell,crimes,cult,dont,fear,lyrical,lyrics,oyster,reaper,the</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 026 - Shake Rattle &amp; Roll</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-026-shake-rattle-roll--41308717</link><description><![CDATA[It's an oldie, but a goodie! Also, probably a bit misogynistic. And bullying. And gross.<br /><br />But hey, there are a couple of versions of this song, BOTH of which, we'll tackle on this episode! Enjoy!<br /><br />Big Joe Turner's version:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9wTQsAgktg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9wTQsAgktg</a><br />Bill Haley's version:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B7xr_EjbzE" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B7xr_EjbzE</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41308717</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2020 08:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41308717/episode_026_shake_rattle_roll.mp3" length="45441034" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's an oldie, but a goodie! Also, probably a bit misogynistic. And bullying. And gross.

But hey, there are a couple of versions of this song, BOTH of which, we'll tackle on this episode! Enjoy!

Big Joe Turner's version:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's an oldie, but a goodie! Also, probably a bit misogynistic. And bullying. And gross.<br /><br />But hey, there are a couple of versions of this song, BOTH of which, we'll tackle on this episode! Enjoy!<br /><br />Big Joe Turner's version:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9wTQsAgktg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9wTQsAgktg</a><br />Bill Haley's version:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B7xr_EjbzE" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B7xr_EjbzE</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2841</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>big,bill,comets,crimes,haley,joe,lyrical,lyrics,rattle,roll,shake,turner</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 025 - Brown Sugar</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-025-brown-sugar--41306995</link><description><![CDATA[Hoo boy. Talk about things that haven't aged well. Come to think of it, this song probably didn't age all that well in 1971. Great job, Mick! <br /><br />Trigger warning, perhaps? Proceed with caution at least.<br /><br />If, for some reason, you haven't heard this, here's the link to the song. Enjoy!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9hcAA93N8c" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9hcAA93N8c</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41306995</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2020 08:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41306995/episode_025_brown_sugar.mp3" length="59904929" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Hoo boy. Talk about things that haven't aged well. Come to think of it, this song probably didn't age all that well in 1971. Great job, Mick! 

Trigger warning, perhaps? Proceed with caution at least.

If, for some reason, you haven't heard this,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Hoo boy. Talk about things that haven't aged well. Come to think of it, this song probably didn't age all that well in 1971. Great job, Mick! <br /><br />Trigger warning, perhaps? Proceed with caution at least.<br /><br />If, for some reason, you haven't heard this, here's the link to the song. Enjoy!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9hcAA93N8c" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9hcAA93N8c</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3745</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>brown,crimes,lyrical,lyrics,rolling,stones,sugar</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 024 - Abracadabra</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-024-abracadabra--41261343</link><description><![CDATA[I want to reach out and grab Steve Miller for writing this turkey. But it turns out there's a Shyamalan-esque twist in here that you probably never picked up on! Also, we break some kind of podcasting record for "Most time saying the word 'panties'."<br /><br />Welcome back to the eighties!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8B0uQpwZs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8B0uQpwZs</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41261343</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Oct 2020 08:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41261343/episode_024_abracadabra.mp3" length="60385165" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>I want to reach out and grab Steve Miller for writing this turkey. But it turns out there's a Shyamalan-esque twist in here that you probably never picked up on! Also, we break some kind of podcasting record for "Most time saying the word 'panties'."...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[I want to reach out and grab Steve Miller for writing this turkey. But it turns out there's a Shyamalan-esque twist in here that you probably never picked up on! Also, we break some kind of podcasting record for "Most time saying the word 'panties'."<br /><br />Welcome back to the eighties!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8B0uQpwZs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY8B0uQpwZs</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3775</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>abracadabra,crimes,lyrical,lyrics,miller,steve</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 023 - The Lady is a Tramp</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-023-the-lady-is-a-tramp--41119275</link><description><![CDATA[It's a classic that's been around a long long time, but why exactly is this seemingly sensible person a tramp? Can we get to the bottom of this mystery? <br /><br />Here's a video of Ol' Blue Eyes laying it down live:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn1V4EczIGQ" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn1V4EczIGQ</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41119275</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2020 08:00:18 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41119275/episode_023_the_lady_is_a_tramp.mp3" length="50593217" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's a classic that's been around a long long time, but why exactly is this seemingly sensible person a tramp? Can we get to the bottom of this mystery? 

Here's a video of Ol' Blue Eyes laying it down live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn1V4EczIGQ</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's a classic that's been around a long long time, but why exactly is this seemingly sensible person a tramp? Can we get to the bottom of this mystery? <br /><br />Here's a video of Ol' Blue Eyes laying it down live:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn1V4EczIGQ" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn1V4EczIGQ</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3163</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bennett,crimes,lady,lyrical,lyrics,sinatra,tramp</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 022 - Meet Virginia</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-022-meet-virginia--41119212</link><description><![CDATA[There's quirky, and then there's ridiculous. What the hell is going on with Virginia? Let's dig in and find out, huh?<br /><br />Check the song out here:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Qvb7q9Nm0" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Qvb7q9Nm0</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41119212</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2020 15:53:50 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41119212/episode_022_meet_virginia.mp3" length="72128982" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>There's quirky, and then there's ridiculous. What the hell is going on with Virginia? Let's dig in and find out, huh?

Check the song out here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Qvb7q9Nm0</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[There's quirky, and then there's ridiculous. What the hell is going on with Virginia? Let's dig in and find out, huh?<br /><br />Check the song out here:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Qvb7q9Nm0" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3Qvb7q9Nm0</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4509</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>crimes,lyrical,lyrics,meet,train,virginia</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 021 - Sentence Commuted Pt 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-021-sentence-commuted-pt-2--40822319</link><description><![CDATA[Time for another examination of a couple of songs we really like. Get ready to learn what exactly a Karma Chameleon and an Analog Kid actually are!<br /><br />Karma Chameleon by Culture Club:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw</a><br /><br />The Analog Kid by Rush:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56qyILcZZuY" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56qyILcZZuY</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40822319</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2020 08:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40822319/episode_021_sentence_commuted_pt_2.mp3" length="64321086" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Time for another examination of a couple of songs we really like. Get ready to learn what exactly a Karma Chameleon and an Analog Kid actually are!

Karma Chameleon by Culture Club:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw

The Analog Kid by Rush:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Time for another examination of a couple of songs we really like. Get ready to learn what exactly a Karma Chameleon and an Analog Kid actually are!<br /><br />Karma Chameleon by Culture Club:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw</a><br /><br />The Analog Kid by Rush:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56qyILcZZuY" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56qyILcZZuY</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4021</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>analog,chameleon,club,crimes,culture,karma,kid,lyrical,lyrics,rush</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 020 - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-020-honky-tonk-badonkadonk--40718061</link><description><![CDATA[We're back, with another song that makes you dumber the more you listen to it! Boring cliches, over-sexualization, and poor dart playing figure into this week's ditty.<br /><br />Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40718061</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2020 08:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40718061/episode_020_honky_tonk_badonkadonk.mp3" length="57121321" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We're back, with another song that makes you dumber the more you listen to it! Boring cliches, over-sexualization, and poor dart playing figure into this week's ditty.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[We're back, with another song that makes you dumber the more you listen to it! Boring cliches, over-sexualization, and poor dart playing figure into this week's ditty.<br /><br />Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3571</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>adkins,badonkadonk,crimes,honky,lyrical,lyrics,tonk,trace</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 019 - Friday</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-019-friday--40624818</link><description><![CDATA[Partyin partyin (yeah!) Partyin partyin (yeah!) Monotone monotone (yeah!) Kill me please kill me please (yeah!)<br /><br />Time to get down on the most subtext-less song ever written. And who knows? There may be an impromptu beat poetry session in there as well. Enjoy!<br /><br />Here's the link to the song, in case you feel like killing yourself.<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40624818</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2020 08:00:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40624818/episode_019_friday.mp3" length="59065249" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Partyin partyin (yeah!) Partyin partyin (yeah!) Monotone monotone (yeah!) Kill me please kill me please (yeah!)

Time to get down on the most subtext-less song ever written. And who knows? There may be an impromptu beat poetry session in there as...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Partyin partyin (yeah!) Partyin partyin (yeah!) Monotone monotone (yeah!) Kill me please kill me please (yeah!)<br /><br />Time to get down on the most subtext-less song ever written. And who knows? There may be an impromptu beat poetry session in there as well. Enjoy!<br /><br />Here's the link to the song, in case you feel like killing yourself.<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3692</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>black,comedy,crimes,friday,fun,lyrical,lyrics,music,partyin,rebecca</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 018 - Deacon Blues</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-018-deacon-blues--38746903</link><description><![CDATA[On this week's episode of Lyrical Crimes, you'll learn everything you wanted to know about gambling, addiction and, um, dildos. <br /><br />Ladies and gentlemen, Steely Dan.<br /><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iac-vLq6tnY" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iac-vLq6tnY</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/38746903</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2020 08:00:19 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/38746903/episode_018_deacon_blues.mp3" length="57249217" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>On this week's episode of Lyrical Crimes, you'll learn everything you wanted to know about gambling, addiction and, um, dildos. 

Ladies and gentlemen, Steely Dan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iac-vLq6tnY</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[On this week's episode of Lyrical Crimes, you'll learn everything you wanted to know about gambling, addiction and, um, dildos. <br /><br />Ladies and gentlemen, Steely Dan.<br /><br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iac-vLq6tnY" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iac-vLq6tnY</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3579</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blues,crimes,dan,deacon,lyrical,lyrics,steely</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 017 - Miracles</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-017-miracles--38687627</link><description><![CDATA[Miracles are all up in this bitch! Funny thing is, nothing in here is actually a miracle! The Insane Clown Posse attempt to get deep and, um, fail.<br /><br />Listen if you dare...<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/38687627</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2020 08:00:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/38687627/episode_017_miracles.mp3" length="61569243" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Miracles are all up in this bitch! Funny thing is, nothing in here is actually a miracle! The Insane Clown Posse attempt to get deep and, um, fail.

Listen if you dare...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Miracles are all up in this bitch! Funny thing is, nothing in here is actually a miracle! The Insane Clown Posse attempt to get deep and, um, fail.<br /><br />Listen if you dare...<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3849</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>clown,crimes,insane,lyrical,lyrics,miracles,posse</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 016 - Particle Man</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-016-particle-man--38677655</link><description><![CDATA[They Might Be Giants, but their lyrics are pretty cryptic. Who are these four dudes, and what's with all the fighting?<br /><br /><br />There's a video for the song, but why not watch the Tiny Toon Adventures version?<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAiCs66l40" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAiCs66l40</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/38677655</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2020 08:00:04 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/38677655/episode_016_particle_man.mp3" length="71009269" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>They Might Be Giants, but their lyrics are pretty cryptic. Who are these four dudes, and what's with all the fighting?


There's a video for the song, but why not watch the Tiny Toon Adventures version?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAiCs66l40</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[They Might Be Giants, but their lyrics are pretty cryptic. Who are these four dudes, and what's with all the fighting?<br /><br /><br />There's a video for the song, but why not watch the Tiny Toon Adventures version?<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAiCs66l40" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsAiCs66l40</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4439</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>be,crimes,giants,lyrical,lyrics,man,might,particle,they</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 015 - Smells Like Teen Spirit</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-015-smells-like-teen-spirit--38677623</link><description><![CDATA[Mulattoes? Deodorant? Over-bored or Overboard? What do all these things have to do with each other? NIRVANA, baby!  You've heard the song a million times, but what the hell are these lyrics about? Eric and Niki get to the bottom of it all!<br /><br />Get your Cobain on at the link below!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/38677623</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2020 08:00:06 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/38677623/episode_015_smells_like_teen_spirit.mp3" length="71009269" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Mulattoes? Deodorant? Over-bored or Overboard? What do all these things have to do with each other? NIRVANA, baby!  You've heard the song a million times, but what the hell are these lyrics about? Eric and Niki get to the bottom of it all!

Get your...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Mulattoes? Deodorant? Over-bored or Overboard? What do all these things have to do with each other? NIRVANA, baby!  You've heard the song a million times, but what the hell are these lyrics about? Eric and Niki get to the bottom of it all!<br /><br />Get your Cobain on at the link below!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4439</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>crimes,like,lyrical,lyrics,nirvana,smells,spirit,teen</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 014 - Just A Friend</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-014-just-a-friend--38677590</link><description><![CDATA[This is possibly the most inspiring song ever made. Biz Markie spent about six minutes writing a bunch of mediocre lyrics and stole a chorus, and became a chart-topping artist! If he can put no work into something and become incredibly successful, maybe so can you!<br /><br />Here's the song!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/38677590</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2020 08:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/38677590/episode_014_just_a_friend.mp3" length="71009269" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This is possibly the most inspiring song ever made. Biz Markie spent about six minutes writing a bunch of mediocre lyrics and stole a chorus, and became a chart-topping artist! If he can put no work into something and become incredibly successful,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This is possibly the most inspiring song ever made. Biz Markie spent about six minutes writing a bunch of mediocre lyrics and stole a chorus, and became a chart-topping artist! If he can put no work into something and become incredibly successful, maybe so can you!<br /><br />Here's the song!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>4439</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>a,biz,crimes,friend,just,lyrical,lyrics,markie</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 013 - Turning Japanese</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-013-turning-japanese--38677573</link><description><![CDATA[It's short, it's catchy, it's poppy, it's...very disturbing as it turns out. What does it mean? We're going to get to the bottom of it if it turns us all Japanese!<br /><br />Click on the link to check the song out!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/38677573</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2020 08:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/38677573/episode_013_turning_japanese.mp3" length="42817086" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>It's short, it's catchy, it's poppy, it's...very disturbing as it turns out. What does it mean? We're going to get to the bottom of it if it turns us all Japanese!

Click on the link to check the song out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[It's short, it's catchy, it's poppy, it's...very disturbing as it turns out. What does it mean? We're going to get to the bottom of it if it turns us all Japanese!<br /><br />Click on the link to check the song out!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2677</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>crimes,japanese,lyrical,lyrics,turning,vapors</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 012 - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-012-she-thinks-my-tractor-s-sexy--38677536</link><description><![CDATA[Someone actually spent a portion of their lives writing a song called "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," and someone named Kenny Chesney thought this was something he wanted to put his name on. This is something that actually happened.<br /><br /><br />Get your sexy on at the link below...<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/38677536</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2020 08:00:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/38677536/episode_012_she_thinks_my_tractor_s_sexy.mp3" length="50649223" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Someone actually spent a portion of their lives writing a song called "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," and someone named Kenny Chesney thought this was something he wanted to put his name on. This is something that actually happened.


Get your sexy on...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Someone actually spent a portion of their lives writing a song called "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," and someone named Kenny Chesney thought this was something he wanted to put his name on. This is something that actually happened.<br /><br /><br />Get your sexy on at the link below...<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu4aynBK7E</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3166</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>chesney,country,crimes,kenny,lyrical,lyrics,my,sexy,she,thinks,tractors</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 011 - Sentence Commuted!</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-011-sentence-commuted--29521136</link><description><![CDATA[Time for a little change of pace! Instead of trying to polish a bunch of turds, It's time to examine a couple of already-polished turds that Niki and Eric both really love. One, you may have heard, the other, you most definitely have not. Are these lyrics as good as we think they are?<br /><br />Check out "She" by Green Day here:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnF0pkWD2Tc" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnF0pkWD2Tc</a><br /><br />Check out "The Waitress in the Bar Orbiting Io" here:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_AgKvkBvsk" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_AgKvkBvsk</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/29521136</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2020 08:00:07 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/29521136/episode_011_sentence_commuted.mp3" length="59104956" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Time for a little change of pace! Instead of trying to polish a bunch of turds, It's time to examine a couple of already-polished turds that Niki and Eric both really love. One, you may have heard, the other, you most definitely have not. Are these...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Time for a little change of pace! Instead of trying to polish a bunch of turds, It's time to examine a couple of already-polished turds that Niki and Eric both really love. One, you may have heard, the other, you most definitely have not. Are these lyrics as good as we think they are?<br /><br />Check out "She" by Green Day here:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnF0pkWD2Tc" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnF0pkWD2Tc</a><br /><br />Check out "The Waitress in the Bar Orbiting Io" here:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_AgKvkBvsk" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_AgKvkBvsk</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3695</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bar,day,green,industry,io,lyrics,orbiting,she,thought,waitress</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 010 - What's Up</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-010-what-s-up--29521121</link><description><![CDATA[Existential crises abound in this unfathomably awful song from 1993. Is it really as bad as Eric thinks it is? Only one way to find out!<br /><br />Check the "Song" out here.<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/29521121</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2020 08:00:10 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/29521121/episode_010_what_s_up.mp3" length="42273321" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Existential crises abound in this unfathomably awful song from 1993. Is it really as bad as Eric thinks it is? Only one way to find out!

Check the "Song" out here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Existential crises abound in this unfathomably awful song from 1993. Is it really as bad as Eric thinks it is? Only one way to find out!<br /><br />Check the "Song" out here.<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2643</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>blondes,four,going,lyrics,non,on,up,whats</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 009 - One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-009-one-bourbon-one-scotch-one-beer--29520836</link><description><![CDATA[What is a man to do when he has lost his job and is threatened with eviction? Get hammered, of course! This week we discuss this George Thorogood "classic". <br /><br />Check the song out here:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/29520836</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2020 08:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/29520836/episode_009_1b1s1b.mp3" length="56768982" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>What is a man to do when he has lost his job and is threatened with eviction? Get hammered, of course! This week we discuss this George Thorogood "classic". 

Check the song out here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[What is a man to do when he has lost his job and is threatened with eviction? Get hammered, of course! This week we discuss this George Thorogood "classic". <br /><br />Check the song out here:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3549</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beer,bourbon,drunk,george,lyrics,one,scotch,thorogood</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 008 - Love Shack</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-008-love-shack--29507158</link><description><![CDATA[Time to uncover the lyrics behind this incredibly catchy little ditty that everyone from your six year old niece to your eighty year old grandma loves.<br /><br />Love, baby, that's where it's at!, and here's where the video is at! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/29507158</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2020 08:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/29507158/episode_008_love_shack.mp3" length="51681165" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Time to uncover the lyrics behind this incredibly catchy little ditty that everyone from your six year old niece to your eighty year old grandma loves.

Love, baby, that's where it's at!, and here's where the video is at!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Time to uncover the lyrics behind this incredibly catchy little ditty that everyone from your six year old niece to your eighty year old grandma loves.<br /><br />Love, baby, that's where it's at!, and here's where the video is at! <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3231</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>b52s,love,lyrics,shack</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 007 - Rapture</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-007-rapture--29507129</link><description><![CDATA[This week we try to determine if Debbie Harry was just on an incredible amount of drugs or if she was suffering some kind of stroke event when she blabbered out the rap for Rapture--excuse me, Raaaaaaaaptuuuuuure...<br /><br />Here's the link for the video<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/29507129</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2020 08:00:08 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/29507129/episode_007_rapture.mp3" length="50081217" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>This week we try to determine if Debbie Harry was just on an incredible amount of drugs or if she was suffering some kind of stroke event when she blabbered out the rap for Rapture--excuse me, Raaaaaaaaptuuuuuure...

Here's the link for the video...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[This week we try to determine if Debbie Harry was just on an incredible amount of drugs or if she was suffering some kind of stroke event when she blabbered out the rap for Rapture--excuse me, Raaaaaaaaptuuuuuure...<br /><br />Here's the link for the video<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3131</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>bars,blondie,cars,debbie,guitars,harry,lyrics,rapture</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 006 - Achy Breaky Heart</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-006-achy-breaky-heart--28081169</link><description><![CDATA[William Raymond Cyrus regales us with the ear-worm of all ear-worms, and Niki and Eric would like to apologize for bringing this horrible travesty back into your life.<br /><br />Link to the Youtube video: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28081169</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2020 08:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/28081169/lyrical_crimes_episode_006_achy_breaky_heart.mp3" length="47328956" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>William Raymond Cyrus regales us with the ear-worm of all ear-worms, and Niki and Eric would like to apologize for bringing this horrible travesty back into your life.

Link to the Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[William Raymond Cyrus regales us with the ear-worm of all ear-worms, and Niki and Eric would like to apologize for bringing this horrible travesty back into your life.<br /><br />Link to the Youtube video: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>2959</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>achy,billy,breaky,cyrus,heart,ray</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 005 - Maxwell's Silver Hammer</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-005-maxwell-s-silver-hammer--28080911</link><description><![CDATA[The Beatles? How dare we? <br /><br />But seriously, how did the band that wrote "All You Need is Love" decide that they needed to include a jaunty little ditty about a serial killer on one of the greatest albums of all time?<br /><br />Check the song out here!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJag19WoAe0" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJag19WoAe0</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28080911</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2020 08:00:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/28080911/lyrical_crimes_episode_005_maxwells_silver_hammer.mp3" length="48801008" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The Beatles? How dare we? 

But seriously, how did the band that wrote "All You Need is Love" decide that they needed to include a jaunty little ditty about a serial killer on one of the greatest albums of all time?

Check the song out here!...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Beatles? How dare we? <br /><br />But seriously, how did the band that wrote "All You Need is Love" decide that they needed to include a jaunty little ditty about a serial killer on one of the greatest albums of all time?<br /><br />Check the song out here!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJag19WoAe0" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJag19WoAe0</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3051</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>beatles,hammer,lyrics,maxwells,mccartney,paul,silver,sir</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 004 - My Humps</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-004-my-humps--26376809</link><description><![CDATA[If you had somehow forgotten about this tragic, tragic celebration of the female form, we're sorry. But guess what? It's back to clog up your ear-holes! Milky milky cocoa? I don't think so....<br /><br />Check out the song and the video here:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26376809</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2020 08:00:16 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26376809/lyrical_crimes_episode_004_my_humps.mp3" length="74449700" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>If you had somehow forgotten about this tragic, tragic celebration of the female form, we're sorry. But guess what? It's back to clog up your ear-holes! Milky milky cocoa? I don't think so....

Check out the song and the video here:...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[If you had somehow forgotten about this tragic, tragic celebration of the female form, we're sorry. But guess what? It's back to clog up your ear-holes! Milky milky cocoa? I don't think so....<br /><br />Check out the song and the video here:<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3103</itunes:duration><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 003 - Undone (The Sweater Song)</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-003-undone-the-sweater-song--26376523</link><description><![CDATA[Yeah, yeah, yeah. Destroy my sweater, whoa-oo-whoa-oo-whoa. But is there more to this deceptive little ditty than either of us thought? Watch us unravel!<br /><br />Check out the song here...<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26376523</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2020 08:00:05 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26376523/lyrical_crimes_episode_003_undone.mp3" length="84145935" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Yeah, yeah, yeah. Destroy my sweater, whoa-oo-whoa-oo-whoa. But is there more to this deceptive little ditty than either of us thought? Watch us unravel!

Check out the song here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Yeah, yeah, yeah. Destroy my sweater, whoa-oo-whoa-oo-whoa. But is there more to this deceptive little ditty than either of us thought? Watch us unravel!<br /><br />Check out the song here...<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g</a>]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>3507</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>lyrics,song,sweater,undone,weezer</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f0e221b99400e7c443a731dd4e8d62a3.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Episode 002 - Pour Some Sugar on Me</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-002-pour-some-sugar-on-me--26376419</link><description><![CDATA[We go to work uncovering a treasure trove of misheard lyrics in one of the biggest rock anthems of all time. Come and get sticky sweet with us!<br /><br />Check out the song and the video here!<br /><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIB9Y4OFPs" rel="noopener">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIB9Y4OFPs</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26376419</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2020 08:00:09 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26376419/lyrical_crimes_episode_002_pour_some_sugar_on_me.mp3" length="96289739" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Eric Schlelein</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We go to work uncovering a treasure trove of misheard lyrics in one of the biggest rock anthems of all time. Come and get sticky sweet with us!

Check out the song and the video here!
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Here's the link for the video:
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