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A mishap magically awakens the teensy Weensies, who are silent, but deadly. The Cousins laugh, but the Weensies mean war, and their army is growing fast.

Can the Cousins and Pets win the War of the Weensies? One thing is certain: they can't win if they don't try.

Twenty-five chapters total.

-- Chris Botkin]]>enBooksCopyright Chris Botkinhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/073ea2e0534bfd062c13f855033d5406.jpghttps://squareup.com/store/christopher-botkin/Fri, 21 Mar 2025 11:53:58 +0000Chris BotkinChris Botkinbotkin@bright.netIn the Cousin Chronicles Book 3, "War of the WEENSIES," the Cousins discover the Gooneybird's spooky Space of Doors, where they find weird physics, exciting powers, basketball -- and danger! A mishap magically awakens the teensy Weensies, who are...
A mishap magically awakens the teensy Weensies, who are silent, but deadly. The Cousins laugh, but the Weensies mean war, and their army is growing fast.

Can the Cousins and Pets win the War of the Weensies? One thing is certain: they can't win if they don't try.

Twenty-five chapters total.

-- Chris Botkin]]>falseserialhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/chapter-1-the-queen-s-parade--24786204
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A F E F T S N O K G
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G E T H A P T T Y E
U H E D I H H E A S
E X Y T E E S G H N
J R C K M E A O A I
N O E A Y O M M N A
O Y P E L E E X R L

What could it mean? It's a mystery.

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A F E F T S N O K G
O Y O A A I P E I L
I R K Y X N E S D E
G E T H A P T T Y E
U H E D I H H E A S
E X Y T E E S G H N
J R C K M E A O A I
N O E A Y O M M N A
O Y P E L E E X R L

What could it mean? It's a mystery.

-- Chris Botkin]]>495falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/chapter-5-g-is-not-the-key--24812577
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24857214Sun, 05 Apr 2020 19:01:32 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 10, the Weensie leader retrieves a lost memory that tells him he and his paper-thin cohorts are the Elves of Freyr, sent by the Gods to avenge the murder of Freyr by the Giants -- that is, by the Cousins. -- Chris Botkin
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25068597Thu, 09 Apr 2020 01:06:42 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 12, some leftover ancient Norse dwarf magic creates more Weensies, and the Cousins debate about how to deal with them. Meanwhile, the escaped Weensies pool their knowledge, as they hide in a closet with rug beaters and Clingy String. --...
-- Chris Botkin]]>594falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/chapter-13-the-dragon-caper--25204744
-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25204744Fri, 10 Apr 2020 01:33:24 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 13, one of the Weensies that had been captive in Amelia's portfolio had seen her drawing of a dragon (and a unicorn), and the Weensie leader devised a plan to steal the drawing. -- Chris Botkin
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25320552Sun, 12 Apr 2020 01:59:28 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 14, Madison discovers another clue, the botkin-man robot tests out his new voice commands on the basketball court, and the Weensie leader devises a plan. -- Chris Botkin
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25337244Sun, 12 Apr 2020 10:25:00 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 15, the Cousins discuss Madison's plan to capture the Weensies, and the Weensies are on a mission of their own that takes them back inside the Space of Doors. -- Chris Botkin
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25347999Sun, 12 Apr 2020 14:38:16 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 17, the Pets decide they must take things into their own hands. Or paws, rather. -- Chris Botkin
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25368463Sun, 12 Apr 2020 23:19:54 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 18, all the forces that have been building suddenly explode into action at the same time. -- Chris Botkin
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25426374Mon, 13 Apr 2020 23:20:12 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 19, the disobeying Pets fight a valiant battle against the Weensie unicorn and dragon, except Doctor Watson, who runs away immediately. -- Chris Botkin
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25505980Tue, 14 Apr 2020 23:51:52 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 20, the Cousins and Pets get out of the Space of Doors, and hold a Security Council. There are thousands of Weensies now, and they have a dragon and a unicorn, and it isn't funny any more. -- Chris Botkin
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25718296Sun, 19 Apr 2020 00:40:29 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 21, the Cousins and Pets decide to rescue the Botkin-man, the boys and dogs find out who fits the armory cart's harness, and the girls and cats, by accident, discover how to capture the Weensies. -- Chris Botkin
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25755451Sun, 19 Apr 2020 15:48:44 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 22, the Cousins, Pets, and a surprise ally, battle the Weensies to rescue the disassembled Botkin-man, while Doctor Watson spends a terrifying eternity in a single second behind the Exit Door. -- Chris Botkin
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25767468Sun, 19 Apr 2020 20:34:59 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 23, Logan gets an idea, and Gullinbursti explores the Exit Door. -- Chris Botkin
-- Chris Botkin]]>676falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/chapter-24-march-to-valhalla--25773941
-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25773941Sun, 19 Apr 2020 22:55:49 +0000Chris BotkinIn Chapter 24, the Weensies hide in the Space of Doors until their numbers explode again. The Cousins and Pets find themselves surrounded by a huge army of 8000 Weensies, with everything riding on Logan's bluff. -- Chris Botkin
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-- Chris Botkin]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25777213Sun, 19 Apr 2020 23:53:13 +0000Chris BotkinChapter 25: The End -- Chris Botkin
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