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<rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Earl Edition</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/show/philomedy</link><description><![CDATA[Jed 'Earl' Riley embarks on a stupendously redundant quest of honoring his family's legacy, a third generation front porch that his father built. These are the thoughts of a man and his encounters from hither to yonder county line within the fictionalized world of Baum County, Arkansas. 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Finally, sex in the 80s and having a show thrown at you like W did in Iraq.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>650</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedian,comedy,comedypodcast,entertainment,funny,funnypodcast,funny-podcast,hillbilly,humor,improv,improv-comedy,improvised,improvised-humor,kansas,philomedy,redneck,sasquatch,skits,stand-up-comedy,yeti</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ef4446f5e1f2ddad65e6d9cbc7139308.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>A Starfire Is Born</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/a-starfire-is-born--41687538</link><description><![CDATA[Starfire takes control and becomes confused when she finds out Captain Crunch is not made by General Mills Cereal.  That confusion continues as she finds out if Ariana Grande is a Republican and that schools in Florida have Principles instead of Mayors.  A Starfire is born in this episode because, like, OMG and totally....yeah!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41687538</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2020 21:32:01 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41687538/a_starfire_is_born_final_edit.mp3" length="49872978" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/872b0d3b-62cc-429b-91c2-47846b6e93eb/872b0d3b-62cc-429b-91c2-47846b6e93eb.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/872b0d3b-62cc-429b-91c2-47846b6e93eb/872b0d3b-62cc-429b-91c2-47846b6e93eb.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/872b0d3b-62cc-429b-91c2-47846b6e93eb/872b0d3b-62cc-429b-91c2-47846b6e93eb.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Quantavius Dee</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Starfire takes control and becomes confused when she finds out Captain Crunch is not made by General Mills Cereal.  That confusion continues as she finds out if Ariana Grande is a Republican and that schools in Florida have Principles instead of...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Starfire takes control and becomes confused when she finds out Captain Crunch is not made by General Mills Cereal.  That confusion continues as she finds out if Ariana Grande is a Republican and that schools in Florida have Principles instead of Mayors.  A Starfire is born in this episode because, like, OMG and totally....yeah!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1247</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>arianagrande,ariana-grande,comedian,comedy,comedy-podcast,entertainment,funny,impersonation,impersonations,improv,improvcomedy,improv-comedy,laughs,lol,prankcall,prank-call,prankcalls,prank-calls,pranks,skits</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/f015d4acc46e07083abf009ffa72d1e9.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>The Daily Double</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-daily-double--41186136</link><description><![CDATA[Earl calls AT&T and speaks with one of the nicest SOBs as they work together to figure out where, oh where, the internet is in this bonus segment of Philomedy!  Be sure to subscribe today to listen to the best prank calls, improv skits and commentary from some of the weirdest SOBs on the planet.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41186136</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2020 17:59:15 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41186136/at_t_call_with_earl.mp3" length="17255577" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aad77f40-b4eb-4b76-8d1e-06005f6cf065/aad77f40-b4eb-4b76-8d1e-06005f6cf065.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aad77f40-b4eb-4b76-8d1e-06005f6cf065/aad77f40-b4eb-4b76-8d1e-06005f6cf065.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/aad77f40-b4eb-4b76-8d1e-06005f6cf065/aad77f40-b4eb-4b76-8d1e-06005f6cf065.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Quantavius Dee</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Earl calls AT&amp;T and speaks with one of the nicest SOBs as they work together to figure out where, oh where, the internet is in this bonus segment of Philomedy!  Be sure to subscribe today to listen to the best prank calls, improv skits and commentary...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Earl calls AT&T and speaks with one of the nicest SOBs as they work together to figure out where, oh where, the internet is in this bonus segment of Philomedy!  Be sure to subscribe today to listen to the best prank calls, improv skits and commentary from some of the weirdest SOBs on the planet.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>432</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>at&amp;t,comedic,comedy,comedypodcast,comedy-podcast,humor-podcast,improv,improv-comedy,jokes,philomedy,podcast,podcasts,prankcall,prank-call,prankcalls,prank-calls,prank-podcast,pranks,quantaviusd,rdmercer</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/1a94cdf993632bd21565861783b2709c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>More Honey Badgers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/more-honey-badgers--41030538</link><description><![CDATA[Justin needs an agent to book him for the Super Bowl Halftime Show while Iran needs food to spill on his shirt prior to using a dry cleaner's services.  Guinevere passionately works the phones as she tries to sell pies galore to get the honey badgers, parakeets and smiles down to Haiti in this episode!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/41030538</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2020 02:11:14 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/41030538/haiti_fundraiser.mp3" length="59173748" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fce32638-1007-46f5-8acf-41fedf46e527/fce32638-1007-46f5-8acf-41fedf46e527.srt" type="application/x-subrip" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fce32638-1007-46f5-8acf-41fedf46e527/fce32638-1007-46f5-8acf-41fedf46e527.txt" type="text/plain" language="en"/><podcast:transcript url="https://transcription.spreaker.com/starship/fce32638-1007-46f5-8acf-41fedf46e527/fce32638-1007-46f5-8acf-41fedf46e527.vtt" type="text/vtt" language="en"/><itunes:author>Quantavius Dee</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Justin needs an agent to book him for the Super Bowl Halftime Show while Iran needs food to spill on his shirt prior to using a dry cleaner's services.  Guinevere passionately works the phones as she tries to sell pies galore to get the honey badgers,...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Justin needs an agent to book him for the Super Bowl Halftime Show while Iran needs food to spill on his shirt prior to using a dry cleaner's services.  Guinevere passionately works the phones as she tries to sell pies galore to get the honey badgers, parakeets and smiles down to Haiti in this episode!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1480</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,entertainment,funny,humor,improv,improv-comedy,iran,joke,jokes,joking,kansas,laugh,laughtoday,prank,prankcalls,prank-phone-calls,pranks,quantaviusd,screamingchuy,wrongnumber</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/92c284bfc63c1dd80b43fc6f0e525f34.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Earl Takes the Wheel</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/earl-takes-the-wheel--40704734</link><description><![CDATA[Earl takes the wheel and provides his thoughts, on his thoughts.  This episode is explicit because it features Earl talking as he works.  The hillbilly teeth provide an authentic experience and representation of a day in the life of a Kansan.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/40704734</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2020 16:00:43 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/40704734/earl_takes_the_wheel.mp3" length="68702173" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Quantavius Dee</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Earl takes the wheel and provides his thoughts, on his thoughts.  This episode is explicit because it features Earl talking as he works.  The hillbilly teeth provide an authentic experience and representation of a day in the life of a Kansan.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Earl takes the wheel and provides his thoughts, on his thoughts.  This episode is explicit because it features Earl talking as he works.  The hillbilly teeth provide an authentic experience and representation of a day in the life of a Kansan.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1718</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>castbox,comedian,comedy,entertaining,funny,impersonations,impressions,improv,improv-comedy,joke,jokes,joking,kansas,livecast,original,parody,philomedy,pranks,quantaviusd,skits</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ef4446f5e1f2ddad65e6d9cbc7139308.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Penguins &amp; The Pope</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/penguins-the-pope--40393143</link><description><![CDATA[One question which we have always pondered:  Do penguins ride in dog kennels while being transported from place to place?  We ask the zoo!  While the BBQ taco doesn't exist we implant a fantastic invention idea to a local BBQ eatery.  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Buckle down and glisten up!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1365</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>drewworldorder,dwo,fun,funnyprank,funnyprankcall,funnyprankcalls,funnypranks,hilarious,humor,hysterical,jokes,laugh,laughing,lmao,lol,prankcall,prank-call,prankcalls,pranks,quantaviusd</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/35266194f74e3d7a1ebdc97a2e099a6c.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Dr. Rug Doctor, M.D.</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/dr-rug-doctor-m-d--26813064</link><description><![CDATA[Earl gets the run around on the Rug Doctor availability and if it is in fact a doctor at all.  He finally gets answers as to whether they have TV's on them and if they are street legal in this classic episode produced by Quantavius Dee and the Drew World Order.]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26813064</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2020 05:05:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/26813064/episode_8_of_prank_calls.mp3" length="40389484" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Quantavius Dee</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Earl gets the run around on the Rug Doctor availability and if it is in fact a doctor at all.  He finally gets answers as to whether they have TV's on them and if they are street legal in this classic episode produced by Quantavius Dee and the Drew...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Earl gets the run around on the Rug Doctor availability and if it is in fact a doctor at all.  He finally gets answers as to whether they have TV's on them and if they are street legal in this classic episode produced by Quantavius Dee and the Drew World Order.]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1010</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>comedy,drewworldorder,dwo,funny,funnyprankcall,improv,improvcomedy,improv-comedy,improv-prank-calls,joke,jokecall,jokecalls,jokesters,prank-call,prankcalls,prank-calls,prankcall(s),pranks,quantaviusd,screamingchuy</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/49aaeecf8cafdd682b13192b9c8560ad.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Planes for Pranks</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/planes-for-pranks--26681579</link><description><![CDATA[Quantavius searches low and high for the 'Brush & Crush' while Earl informs someone in Neosho County that their dog is a shitstain and has COVID-19.  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Prank calls include permission to piss your pants while bowling, inquiring about the education required to sell books and more mischief on this episode, produced by the Drew World Order.  Check us out on Twitter and Youtube @QuantaviusD plus on Facebook @The DWO.  Check out our merchandise @ <a href="https://www.teepublic.com/user/drew-world-order" rel="noopener">https://www.teepublic.com/user/drew-world-order</a>    -       Cruise by our website @ <a href="https://conwellda.wixsite.com/thedwo/home" rel="noopener">https://conwellda.wixsite.com/thedwo/home</a>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25255256</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2020 22:33:13 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/25255256/prank_calls_lol.mp3" length="12751566" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Quantavius Dee</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>We warm up the audience before unleashing 'Pranks on a Plane' starring Quantavius Dee.  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As a vet he has the authority to work on her if she is a toad but currently she is only part toad.  Will his little toad girl be a human before prom of 2027?]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24436817</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2020 18:30:54 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/24436817/toad_girl.mp3" length="2931146" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Quantavius Dee</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Dr. Murcer has a little girl who claims she was peed on by a toad in the restroom of the bowling alley.  As a vet he has the authority to work on her if she is a toad but currently she is only part toad.  Will his little toad girl be a human before...</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Dr. Murcer has a little girl who claims she was peed on by a toad in the restroom of the bowling alley.  As a vet he has the authority to work on her if she is a toad but currently she is only part toad.  Will his little toad girl be a human before prom of 2027?]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>184</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>characters,funny,hilarious,improv,joke,jokes,prankcall,prank-call,prankcalls,prank-calls,prankphonecall,prankphonecalls,pranks,skits</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ef4446f5e1f2ddad65e6d9cbc7139308.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>bonus</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>22 Honey Badgers</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/22-honey-badgers--23479542</link><description><![CDATA[Quantavius Dee is trying to deliver 22 honey badgers to a billiard hall in Kansas.  If he doesn't get these bad mofos delivered then his child and wife will go without goat cheese for the week.  This call and more ridiculousness from prank call land.  Produced by the Drew World Order]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23479542</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2020 01:07:11 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23479542/sal_9000_episode_3.mp3" length="23483713" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Quantavius Dee</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>Quantavius Dee is trying to deliver 22 honey badgers to a billiard hall in Kansas.  If he doesn't get these bad mofos delivered then his child and wife will go without goat cheese for the week.  This call and more ridiculousness from prank call land....</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[Quantavius Dee is trying to deliver 22 honey badgers to a billiard hall in Kansas.  If he doesn't get these bad mofos delivered then his child and wife will go without goat cheese for the week.  This call and more ridiculousness from prank call land.  Produced by the Drew World Order]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>1468</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>characters,comedy,drewworldorder,dwo,fun,funny,hilarious,humor,impersonation,improv,joy,laugh,laughs,lmao,lol,prank,prankcalls,pranks,pranks&amp;jokes,quantaviusd</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/91e4ab39fcc991e14b3e7a6b7ecbe1bb.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Prank Calls x 2</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/prank-calls-x-2--23335574</link><description><![CDATA[Episode #2 was recorded prior to Salty Sweetums becoming a producer of this podcast.  Any names, similarities and mention to your dog is merely coincidental, even though the same team behind this podcast also hosts a conspiracy podcast.  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Fuckin A... more prank calls on deck!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>536</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>characters,comedy,drewworldorder,dwo,fun,funny,humor,impersonation,improv,laugh,laughing,lmao,lol,prank,prankcall,prankcalls,prankphonecalls,pranks,quantaviusd,sal9000</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/beb569b7c4a3bebcf7efe1536f27aa45.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title>Prank Calls on a Pilot Episode</title><link>https://www.spreaker.com/episode/prank-calls-on-a-pilot-episode--23224687</link><description><![CDATA[The first release of the Prank Calls records.  Brace yourself because we are calling a hospital to inquire about hotel reservations!]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23224687</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2020 21:49:53 +0000</pubDate><enclosure url="https://dts.podtrac.com/redirect.mp3/api.spreaker.com/download/episode/23224687/qd3p_episode_1.mp3" length="5159694" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:author>Quantavius Dee</itunes:author><itunes:subtitle>The first release of the Prank Calls records.  Brace yourself because we are calling a hospital to inquire about hotel reservations!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary><![CDATA[The first release of the Prank Calls records.  Brace yourself because we are calling a hospital to inquire about hotel reservations!]]></itunes:summary><itunes:duration>645</itunes:duration><itunes:keywords>castbox,characters,comedy,drewworldorder,dwo,funny,funnybone,hilarious,improv,phonecalls,prank,prankcalls,prankphonecalls,pranks,quantaviusd,ridiculous,sal1000,sal9000,spreaker</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>true</itunes:explicit><itunes:image href="https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/ef4446f5e1f2ddad65e6d9cbc7139308.jpg"/><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>
