https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/if-you-hate-grapefruits--4230856This podcast might be for you if:
-You’re in college
-You’re bored
-You’re procrastinating
-You have OCD
-You love New Mexico
-You have no discernible life direction
-You like to learn
-You like stories
-You hate grapefruits
-You love oatmeal
-You’re sexually confused
-You go to Walmart 3+ times a week
-You’re religiously skeptical
-You like insects
-You like wildlife
-You’re gluten free
-You have periods
-You don’t have periods
-You have a daughter my age whom you don’t understand
-You are my age
-You’re a dumb high schooler
-You’re a smart high schooler who’s dumb
-You hate karaoke
-You’re on medication
-You’re seeing a therapist
-You’re interested in mental health
-You love dogs
-You love cats
-You are terrified of kangaroos

This podcast is definitely not for you if:
-You like grapefruits]]>enPersonal JournalsCopyright Mackenzie Draneyhttps://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/0d7cf9e44de926413cb886d744d7d012.jpghttps://www.spreaker.com/podcast/if-you-hate-grapefruits--4230856Wed, 07 Apr 2021 16:16:14 +0000Mackenzie DraneyMackenzie Draneyfeeds@spreaker.comMy name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m 18 years old, I’m from Southern NM, I’m a college freshman, and I hate grapefruit. I have some stories to tell and some things to talk about, I guess. This podcast might be for you if: -You’re in college -You’re bored...This podcast might be for you if:
-You’re in college
-You’re bored
-You’re procrastinating
-You have OCD
-You love New Mexico
-You have no discernible life direction
-You like to learn
-You like stories
-You hate grapefruits
-You love oatmeal
-You’re sexually confused
-You go to Walmart 3+ times a week
-You’re religiously skeptical
-You like insects
-You like wildlife
-You’re gluten free
-You have periods
-You don’t have periods
-You have a daughter my age whom you don’t understand
-You are my age
-You’re a dumb high schooler
-You’re a smart high schooler who’s dumb
-You hate karaoke
-You’re on medication
-You’re seeing a therapist
-You’re interested in mental health
-You love dogs
-You love cats
-You are terrified of kangaroos

This podcast is definitely not for you if:
-You like grapefruits]]>true14b4a1c4-b9e9-5c90-a873-bfec1c0e9fa9episodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-worst-day-of-sophomore-year--23816023https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23816023Fri, 13 Mar 2020 04:50:45 +0000Mackenzie DraneyIf you had Haddock for English 11 AP 5th period, um... I’m really fucking sorry.891truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-this-a-diary--23307904https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23307904Sat, 29 Feb 2020 02:33:40 +0000Mackenzie DraneyThis is boring and I y’all about literally nothing. Enjoy.742falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bald-as-a-grapefruit--23093857https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23093857Sun, 23 Feb 2020 08:30:28 +0000Mackenzie DraneyI shaved my head. Here’s why and how I feel about it.878falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-a-boy-it-s-a-girl-it-s-a-fucking-grapefruit--22937872https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22937872Wed, 19 Feb 2020 03:28:54 +0000Mackenzie DraneyIn this episode I uhhhh unload on y’all about all the queer phases I’ve gone through throughout my life.866truefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/arthropoda-galore-part-1--22757954This episode is kinda all over the place cause I just needed to get my mind focused on something happy. 10/10 highly recommend Thinking Happy Thoughts ™️
So uhhhh give a listen if you’re bored and uhhhhh especially if you like insects and arachnids and whatnot. Many more stories to come.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22757954Fri, 14 Feb 2020 06:33:12 +0000Mackenzie DraneyTaking my first entomology class of my college years, and it made me think of when I first became fascinated with Arthropods :') happy memories. This episode is kinda all over the place cause I just needed to get my mind focused on something happy....This episode is kinda all over the place cause I just needed to get my mind focused on something happy. 10/10 highly recommend Thinking Happy Thoughts ™️
So uhhhh give a listen if you’re bored and uhhhhh especially if you like insects and arachnids and whatnot. Many more stories to come.]]>884falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ocd-and-me-part-2--22681393Keep hating grapefruits]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22681393Wed, 12 Feb 2020 06:02:30 +0000Mackenzie DraneyThis is just a continuation, (as you may have guessed), of Part 1 of OCD and Me. So uhhhh if you wanna hear about OCD affecting me growing up, give that a listen, maybe. But if you wanna hear about OCD affecting me in the present, uhhhh give this a...Keep hating grapefruits]]>853falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ocd-and-me-part-1--22680153I decided I’m gonna do a part two because I have uhhhh so much more to say about this topic. You might say I’m... obsessive?
Keep hating grapefruits]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22680153Wed, 12 Feb 2020 05:22:40 +0000Mackenzie DraneyIf you have OCD, suspect you might, or are curious about how OCD tends to manifest, or how it is expressed in early childhood sometimes, uhhhhh maybe gimme a listen. K? I decided I’m gonna do a part two because I have uhhhh so much more to say about...I decided I’m gonna do a part two because I have uhhhh so much more to say about this topic. You might say I’m... obsessive?
Keep hating grapefruits]]>831falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/whatd-ya-call-a-grapefruit-hater-with-a-perm--22679989In this episode, I start off thinking I’m gonna discuss 3 things, then realize this app cuts me off after 15 minutes, so I only talk about one thing, and that’s my uhhhhh my perm. Also I give a lengthy outro that has a lot of bad background noise... guess I was uhhhh hitting the mic a lot? Idk.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22679989Wed, 12 Feb 2020 05:01:57 +0000Mackenzie DraneyEver been curious about getting a perm? Think you wanna try lookin like a poodle? Maybe a beachy babe? Maybe a person with uhhhh maybe with straight hair? Well uhhhh maybe listen to my story. K? In this episode, I start off thinking I’m gonna discuss...In this episode, I start off thinking I’m gonna discuss 3 things, then realize this app cuts me off after 15 minutes, so I only talk about one thing, and that’s my uhhhhh my perm. Also I give a lengthy outro that has a lot of bad background noise... guess I was uhhhh hitting the mic a lot? Idk.]]>831falsefullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/if-you-hate-grapefruits--22677454https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22677454Wed, 12 Feb 2020 03:30:20 +0000Mackenzie DraneyHi, my name’s Mackenzie Draney, I’m from Southern New Mexico, I hate grapefruits, and I have some things to talk about.526college,newmexico,nmsu,stories,wildlifefalsefull