https://www.iheart.com/podcast/769-the-jason-and-benny-show-52133284/enLeisureCopyright 107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)https://d3wo5wojvuv7l.cloudfront.net/t_rss_itunes_square_1400/images.spreaker.com/original/d9edeeafa79578dd457dae2a1b626225.jpghttps://www.iheart.com/podcast/769-the-jason-and-benny-show-52133284/Thu, 04 Jun 2020 15:16:00 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)show@jasonandbenny.comThe Jason and Benny Show is heard weekday mornings from 6-10 am on 107.9 KBPI South in Colorado Springs, Colorado!cleanepisodichttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-game-of-life--29299426https://api.spreaker.com/episode/29299426Thu, 04 Jun 2020 15:13:01 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)4860cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/chief-hiking-officer--28901424
The Devil's Backbone Brewing Co., based in Lexington, said it is accepting applications from people to "love hiking and beer" to take on the unique job.

The winning applicant will be granted the "Chief Hiking Officer" title and be flown out to trail head in 2021 for a 2,200 mile hike.

The hiker, who would tackle the trail between May and September 2021, would be outfitted with equipment by the brewery, as well as being treated to "some big ol' beer parties along the way."

The application on the company's website consists of some personal information, proof of social media or blogging savvy, and a video explaining why the applicant should receive the position.

The company said the best applications will be selected for interviews and an assignment to complete for the next round of eliminations.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28901424Tue, 02 Jun 2020 14:47:26 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)A Virginia brewery announced it is seeking a "Chief Hiking Officer" who would be paid $20,000 to spend five to seven months hiking the Appalachian Trail and drinking beer. The Devil's Backbone Brewing Co., based in Lexington, said it is accepting...
The Devil's Backbone Brewing Co., based in Lexington, said it is accepting applications from people to "love hiking and beer" to take on the unique job.

The winning applicant will be granted the "Chief Hiking Officer" title and be flown out to trail head in 2021 for a 2,200 mile hike.

The hiker, who would tackle the trail between May and September 2021, would be outfitted with equipment by the brewery, as well as being treated to "some big ol' beer parties along the way."

The application on the company's website consists of some personal information, proof of social media or blogging savvy, and a video explaining why the applicant should receive the position.

The company said the best applications will be selected for interviews and an assignment to complete for the next round of eliminations.]]>4714cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/smut-and-eggs-with-porn-in-the-morn-at-bennett-s-meadowood-country-club--28817957
Despite the name, Bennett's isn't a country club. It's a bar down the street from a couple of auto body shops and an HVAC repair company. But on a Sunday afternoon in late January, before the coronavirus madness, Bennett's hosted what it described as "an all-female revue," but some attendees described as "a sex show with strippers." At the time, the bar manager said that it was legal for the bar to host the live show because it had a burlesque license. But the city says that kind of license doesn't exist in Madison, so the stunt could cost Bennett's ability to serve booze, screen its porn flicks, or both.

The City Council has to approve license renewals at their meeting this week and the city's attorneys are worried that they don't have time to schedule a non-renewal hearing between now and then, The only other option would be to hold a hearing later this year to revoke Bennett's license. In the meantime, Bennett's did have "Smut and Eggs" this past weekend and says they have no plans to stop.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28817957Mon, 01 Jun 2020 14:43:21 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)In Wisconsin, there's a dive bar called Bennett's Meadowood Country Club and since 1977 they've been offering something called "porn in the morn." Also called "Smut and Eggs," the bar offers customers the opportunity to eat reasonably priced breakfast...
Despite the name, Bennett's isn't a country club. It's a bar down the street from a couple of auto body shops and an HVAC repair company. But on a Sunday afternoon in late January, before the coronavirus madness, Bennett's hosted what it described as "an all-female revue," but some attendees described as "a sex show with strippers." At the time, the bar manager said that it was legal for the bar to host the live show because it had a burlesque license. But the city says that kind of license doesn't exist in Madison, so the stunt could cost Bennett's ability to serve booze, screen its porn flicks, or both.

The City Council has to approve license renewals at their meeting this week and the city's attorneys are worried that they don't have time to schedule a non-renewal hearing between now and then, The only other option would be to hold a hearing later this year to revoke Bennett's license. In the meantime, Bennett's did have "Smut and Eggs" this past weekend and says they have no plans to stop.]]>4701breakfast,porncleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-history-of-the-pueblo-chile--28544918https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28544918Thu, 28 May 2020 15:15:00 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)4878cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/denver-international-airport-the-new-world-airport-of-the-illuminati--28445761https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28445761Wed, 27 May 2020 14:55:46 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Denver International Airport: The New World Airport of The Illuminati4552denver,illuminaticleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/chunky-dunky-don-t-swallow-too-soon-12-seconds-in-your-mouth-is-ideal--28363416
Nike and Ben & Jerry's have teamed up to make a SHOE. It's called the Nike SB Dunk Low x Ben & Jerry's . . . or the "Chunky Dunky." . . . and they started showing up in stores over the weekend.

The shoes basically look like a pint of Ben & Jerry's on your feet. They have the bright blue, green, and yellow colors . . . plus the black and white cow print all over.

And if you want a pair . . . well, good luck. They go on sale online today but they're expected to sell out immediately . . . and some people who managed to grab a pair at a store for $100 are reselling them for more than $1,300.

The first day of summer isn't until June 20th. But yesterday was the unofficial start. So let's talk ICE CREAM . . . and how to make it taste even better.

An expert in "sensory science" came up with a seven-step process that's supposed to give you the ideal ice cream eating experience. The one downside is it takes longer. But if you're REALLY serious about your ice cream, here are the steps . . .

1. Take it out of the freezer and let it defrost for about 15 minutes. When it's too cold, the aroma molecules don't release. And smell plays a huge role in how things taste.
2. Don't take too big of a bite. Half a teaspoon per bite is ideal.
3. Place the spoon upside down in your mouth, so the ice cream hits your tongue.
4. Roll the ice cream around in your mouth, and pay attention to how the smooth, creamy texture feels.
5. Breathe in through your mouth while the ice cream is in there. The air passing over it helps it hit more of your taste buds.
6. Don't swallow too soon. 12 seconds in your mouth is ideal.
7. Repeat with each bite to build up a, quote, "full ice cream taste profile."]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/28363416Tue, 26 May 2020 15:41:27 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)I'm not sure exercising and eating pints of ice cream necessarily go hand-in-hand, but here you go. Nike and Ben & Jerry's have teamed up to make a SHOE. It's called the Nike SB Dunk Low x Ben & Jerry's . . . or the "Chunky Dunky." . . . and they...
Nike and Ben & Jerry's have teamed up to make a SHOE. It's called the Nike SB Dunk Low x Ben & Jerry's . . . or the "Chunky Dunky." . . . and they started showing up in stores over the weekend.

The shoes basically look like a pint of Ben & Jerry's on your feet. They have the bright blue, green, and yellow colors . . . plus the black and white cow print all over.

And if you want a pair . . . well, good luck. They go on sale online today but they're expected to sell out immediately . . . and some people who managed to grab a pair at a store for $100 are reselling them for more than $1,300.

The first day of summer isn't until June 20th. But yesterday was the unofficial start. So let's talk ICE CREAM . . . and how to make it taste even better.

An expert in "sensory science" came up with a seven-step process that's supposed to give you the ideal ice cream eating experience. The one downside is it takes longer. But if you're REALLY serious about your ice cream, here are the steps . . .

1. Take it out of the freezer and let it defrost for about 15 minutes. When it's too cold, the aroma molecules don't release. And smell plays a huge role in how things taste.
2. Don't take too big of a bite. Half a teaspoon per bite is ideal.
3. Place the spoon upside down in your mouth, so the ice cream hits your tongue.
4. Roll the ice cream around in your mouth, and pay attention to how the smooth, creamy texture feels.
5. Breathe in through your mouth while the ice cream is in there. The air passing over it helps it hit more of your taste buds.
6. Don't swallow too soon. 12 seconds in your mouth is ideal.
7. Repeat with each bite to build up a, quote, "full ice cream taste profile."]]>4428chunky,chunkydunky,cream,dunky,ice,icecream,nikecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/half-naked-old-dudes--27996477https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27996477Thu, 21 May 2020 20:52:28 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)4157cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-chuck-in-chuck-norris-isn-t-short-for-charles-it-s-short-for-carlos--27763060
Carlos Norris got Coronavirus. Now the Coronavirus is in isolation.

Carlos Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.

Carlos Norris can speak French... In Russian.

Carlos Norris can speak braille.

Carlos Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27763060Tue, 19 May 2020 14:18:20 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)The "Chuck" in Chuck Norris isn't short for Charles . . . it's short for Carlos. Carlos Norris got Coronavirus. Now the Coronavirus is in isolation. Carlos Norris's Blood Type is AK-47. Carlos Norris can speak French... In Russian. Carlos Norris...
Carlos Norris got Coronavirus. Now the Coronavirus is in isolation.

Carlos Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.

Carlos Norris can speak French... In Russian.

Carlos Norris can speak braille.

Carlos Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.]]>5220carlos,carlosnorris,chuck,chucknorris,norriscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/you-must-be-yolking--27163680https://api.spreaker.com/episode/27163680Tue, 12 May 2020 15:13:58 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)4866breakfast,breakfastpizza,john's,papa,papajohns,pizzzacleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/skweezy-jibbs-and-the-4-piece-nuggs--26279543
Skweezy went to no less than 11 Wendy's restaurants in the greater Portland and Vancouver area - twice. He actually had employees put the nuggets into a frying pan that he drove around with, so he could practice social distancing and do his best to stay six feet away from them.

His efforts to hit up so many Wendy's even earned him a shout-out from the company on Twitter. Skweezy mapped his route showing how he traveled from one restaurant to the next.

Hi tweet read and I quote - "times is tough so when i heard @wendys was givin out free 4 piece nuggs today i knew i had 2 HUSTLE 🏃 i hit every damn wendys twice within 17 miles across 2 states 🚘 it took 5 hours but now we eatin free 4 a week WHAT IT DOOOOOO"]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26279543Tue, 28 Apr 2020 14:33:19 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Times are tough and nothing beats free. So when a man, who goes by Skweezy Jibbs on Twitter, heard Wendy's was giving away free four-piece chicken nuggets last Thursday, he made sure he took full advantage of the situation. Skweezy went to no less...
Skweezy went to no less than 11 Wendy's restaurants in the greater Portland and Vancouver area - twice. He actually had employees put the nuggets into a frying pan that he drove around with, so he could practice social distancing and do his best to stay six feet away from them.

His efforts to hit up so many Wendy's even earned him a shout-out from the company on Twitter. Skweezy mapped his route showing how he traveled from one restaurant to the next.

Hi tweet read and I quote - "times is tough so when i heard @wendys was givin out free 4 piece nuggs today i knew i had 2 HUSTLE 🏃 i hit every damn wendys twice within 17 miles across 2 states 🚘 it took 5 hours but now we eatin free 4 a week WHAT IT DOOOOOO"]]>3953jibbs,nuggets,skweezy,skweezyjibbs,twitter,wendys,wendy'scleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fecal-shedding--26272182https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26272182Tue, 28 Apr 2020 11:44:55 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Monday, April 27th 20203547fecal,fecalshedding,sheddingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/magnesium-citrate--26011713
NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation is returning to primetime with a one-off, scripted reunion special next week. Amy Poehler will be joined by original cast members Chris Pratt, Nick Offerman, Adam Scott, Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones, Aubrey Plaza, Aziz Ansari, Retta, and Jim O'Heir on Thursday, April 30 at 8:30 p.m. ET/PT.

At one time or another, we've probably all wanted to cause FRED DURST grievous bodily harm. But EDDIE VAN HALEN came close to actually doing it. That's according to a new book about Eddie that's out now.

Supposedly, the two met at a party, and someone suggested they jam together. Durst joked that it would be, quote, "The greatest guitar player ever [playing] with the worst band ever." But Eddie was into it.

So the jam went down. But it ended early because Eddie got mad that people were smoking pot . . . and he left without any of his gear.

He tried to get in touch with Fred to get his stuff back, but after 24 hours of not hearing back, he drove to his house. With a GUN.

The author says that Eddie told him, quote, "That [A-hole] answered the door. I put my gun to that stupid [effing] red hat of his, and I said, 'Where’s my [stuff], mother[effer]?'"

Needless to say, Eddie got his gear back.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/26011713Fri, 24 Apr 2020 15:27:11 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)The TOM BRADY Tampa Bay Follies continue. First, he got kicked out of a closed park where he was trying to practice . . . and now he's walking into random people's houses. NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation is returning to primetime with a one-off,...
NBC sitcom Parks and Recreation is returning to primetime with a one-off, scripted reunion special next week. Amy Poehler will be joined by original cast members Chris Pratt, Nick Offerman, Adam Scott, Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones, Aubrey Plaza, Aziz Ansari, Retta, and Jim O'Heir on Thursday, April 30 at 8:30 p.m. ET/PT.

At one time or another, we've probably all wanted to cause FRED DURST grievous bodily harm. But EDDIE VAN HALEN came close to actually doing it. That's according to a new book about Eddie that's out now.

Supposedly, the two met at a party, and someone suggested they jam together. Durst joked that it would be, quote, "The greatest guitar player ever [playing] with the worst band ever." But Eddie was into it.

So the jam went down. But it ended early because Eddie got mad that people were smoking pot . . . and he left without any of his gear.

He tried to get in touch with Fred to get his stuff back, but after 24 hours of not hearing back, he drove to his house. With a GUN.

The author says that Eddie told him, quote, "That [A-hole] answered the door. I put my gun to that stupid [effing] red hat of his, and I said, 'Where’s my [stuff], mother[effer]?'"

Needless to say, Eddie got his gear back.]]>5229citrate,magnesiumcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/gronk-s-d--25959508
This week, Gronk gushed about how flattered he was when Brady recently described his manhood as "amazing."

Brady also said in an interview earlier this month about his former Patriots teammate, "Gronk would get naked and literally throw his towel over his shoulder...he didn’t give a s**t."

When asked this week about Brady's comments, Gronk replied, "Well, he did describe it as looking amazing, which I think is the biggest compliment in my career, alongside playing with Tom."

It was reported Tuesday that Gronk will return to the gridiron after retiring from the Pats.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25959508Thu, 23 Apr 2020 15:10:04 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)No wonder Rob Gronkowski can't wait to reunite with Tom Brady on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers! This week, Gronk gushed about how flattered he was when Brady recently described his manhood as "amazing." Brady also said in an interview earlier this...
This week, Gronk gushed about how flattered he was when Brady recently described his manhood as "amazing."

Brady also said in an interview earlier this month about his former Patriots teammate, "Gronk would get naked and literally throw his towel over his shoulder...he didn’t give a s**t."

When asked this week about Brady's comments, Gronk replied, "Well, he did describe it as looking amazing, which I think is the biggest compliment in my career, alongside playing with Tom."

It was reported Tuesday that Gronk will return to the gridiron after retiring from the Pats.]]>5315bay,brady,gronkowski,penis,rob,robgronkowski,tampa,tampabay,tom,tombradycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/false-sense-of-security--25920272
Netflix announced Tuesday that it added more than 2.3 million new subscribers in the U.S. between January and March, and a whopping 13.5 million worldwide.

South Korea's top professional baseball league, the Korean Baseball Organization (KBO), announced Tuesday that it will resume its delayed season on May 5. KBO also quickly jumped into pre-season games, with the LG Twins defeating the defending league champion Doosan Bears 5-2 in an empty stadium, one of five games played Tuesday.

If you've been wearing gloves to the store, a microbiologist at the University of Arizona says they might actually do more harm than good.

Ready to add a little excitement to your quarantine snack stash? Pringles has your back. They’ve just come out with a new flavor - Chicken & Waffles. The latest addition to their chip line-up has been spotted at Dollar General and those who’ve tasted them say “there’s a very faint smell of maple syrup and they have a very dull chicken flavor to them.”

Snoop Dogg is already a heavy hitter in the food world, from co-hosting a dinner party show with Martha Stewart to collaborating with Dunkin’ on the Beyond D-O-double G sandwich, and he even holds a Guinness World Record for mixing the world’s largest gin and juice. And now the rapper has his own wine coming out this summer.

ROB GRONKOWSKI is coming out of retirement, and I'll give you one guess where he's going. That's right, he's heading to Tampa Bay to reunite with TOM BRADY on the Buccaneers.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25920272Wed, 22 Apr 2020 21:31:50 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Today in 1970, the first "Earth Day" was observed in an effort to promote the preservation of the environment. Now over 100 countries celebrate the special day to make the world a better place! Netflix announced Tuesday that it added more than 2.3...
Netflix announced Tuesday that it added more than 2.3 million new subscribers in the U.S. between January and March, and a whopping 13.5 million worldwide.

South Korea's top professional baseball league, the Korean Baseball Organization (KBO), announced Tuesday that it will resume its delayed season on May 5. KBO also quickly jumped into pre-season games, with the LG Twins defeating the defending league champion Doosan Bears 5-2 in an empty stadium, one of five games played Tuesday.

If you've been wearing gloves to the store, a microbiologist at the University of Arizona says they might actually do more harm than good.

Ready to add a little excitement to your quarantine snack stash? Pringles has your back. They’ve just come out with a new flavor - Chicken & Waffles. The latest addition to their chip line-up has been spotted at Dollar General and those who’ve tasted them say “there’s a very faint smell of maple syrup and they have a very dull chicken flavor to them.”

Snoop Dogg is already a heavy hitter in the food world, from co-hosting a dinner party show with Martha Stewart to collaborating with Dunkin’ on the Beyond D-O-double G sandwich, and he even holds a Guinness World Record for mixing the world’s largest gin and juice. And now the rapper has his own wine coming out this summer.

ROB GRONKOWSKI is coming out of retirement, and I'll give you one guess where he's going. That's right, he's heading to Tampa Bay to reunite with TOM BRADY on the Buccaneers.]]>5342day,earth,earthday,gronk,gronkowski,koreanbaseball,netflix,snoopdogg,southkoreacleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-miley-cyrus-pregnant--25853608https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25853608Tue, 21 Apr 2020 17:17:09 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Is Miley Cyrus Pregnant?5743cyrus,miley,mileycyrus,mileycyruspregnant,pregnantcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/hand-gravy--25653320https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25653320Fri, 17 Apr 2020 19:11:42 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)4733cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/aspiring-twitch-streamers--25616147https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25616147Thu, 16 Apr 2020 18:37:15 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)6067streamer,twitch,twitchstreamerscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/what-day-is-this-it-s-wednesday--25615523https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25615523Thu, 16 Apr 2020 18:14:37 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)5315cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/non-casual-tuesday--25492579https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25492579Tue, 14 Apr 2020 14:54:41 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)4378tuesdaycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tompa-bay-or-tampa-brady--25492478https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25492478Tue, 14 Apr 2020 14:48:09 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Tompa Bay or Tampa Brady?4612bay,brady,buccaneers,tampa,tampabay,tampabrady,tb12,tbe,tom,tombabay,tombrady,tompacleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/easter-egg-porn--25246889
By the time law enforcement arrived, she had put on a dress--but the 27-year-old Vergara still got arrested because she didn't have on any underwear and the dress was short enough to show off her genitals. She also refused to leave the airport when asked and wrestled with her arresting officers. S

he's since been booked on obscenity, resisting arrest, battery of a police officer, simple battery, and remaining in a place after being forbidden. One thing she definitely hasn't been booked on? A flight.

These movies may have not wowed the critics, but fans have a good time watching them.

Tom Rose Bleeps put together this list of 1o movies he believes are considered "trashy," but are "honestly pretty freaking entertaining." Here are 10 of them.

Last Holiday (2006)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Glitter (2001)
The Twilight Saga (2008—2012)
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
White Chicks (2004)
Grown Ups 2 (2013)
Ride Along (2014)
Sex and the City 2 (2010)

Unless you've been living under a rock--and, frankly, that might sound pretty good right now--you may have noticed that Netflix's Tiger King is the hottest thing in pop culture. So it makes a certain amount of sense that Tom Rose Bleeps decided to rank the top 10 tigers in pop culture history.

Tiger Woods
Tigger from Winnie the Pooh
Tony the Tiger
Tiger Sharks
Raja from Aladdin
Siegfried and Roy's Tigers
Shere Khan from The Jungle Book
Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes
Tiger Lilies
Mike Tyson's tiger from The Hangover


Lots of Americans will be getting their government stimulus check in the coming weeks, and for a lot of people the help can’t come soon enough.

According to a new survey:

69% of Americans say that they need the stimulus money to get them through the coronavirus crisis.
26% say they may not necessarily need it, but it will help.
40% of people say the check will relieve “a few” of the problems they are facing, while 10% say they will still be facing challenges.
18% say the money will remove all the challenges they are facing, while for 17% it will relieve most of their financial issues.
41% think the size of the check is “just right,” while 39% think it’s too small.

So, what do people plan to do with their stimulus check once they get it? Well, the top answer is use it for groceries (44.5%), followed by:

Pay Bills (42.6%)
Pay Rent/Mortgage (28.5%)
Put Some in Savings (26.0%)
Put All in Savings (17.6%)
Pay Credit Card Debt (15.2%)
Pay Off Other Debt (7.0%)
Unsure (6.2%)
Donate Some to Charity (4.3%)
Splurge (4.0%)
Pay Off Student Debt: (3.6%)
Donate all to Charity: (2.3%)
Post-Pandemic Vacation: (2.2%)

e don't have all the details on this yet. But there's a 50/50 chance BATMAN was involved . . .29-year-old Thomas Bechtold was arguing with another driver at an intersection in Valley Springs, California last Friday, about 50 miles outside Sacramento. Then he got back in his car and HIT the guy while he was still standing on the street.

The other driver was knocked out, but it sounds like he'll be okay. Meanwhile, Thomas drove off and just left him there. The cops didn't have any leads at first . . . until they got a phone call three hours later from someone who told them to go BACK to the scene of the crime.

When they got there, they found Thomas beaten and bruised . . . tethered to a TELEPHONE POLE . . . with his hands tied behind his back. So apparently he got hit with some sweet, vigilante justice. It's still not clear who beat him up and left him there. But Thomas is facing multiple charges for battery, assault with a deadly weapon, felony hit and run, and attempted murder.

Some people out there must've thought the Easter Bunny went STRAIGHT DEVIANT during the quarantine. Several people in Flagler County, Florida recently called the cops because they found plastic Easter eggs in their mailboxes, and inside those eggs they found . . . PORN. And also Goldfish crackers. But mostly porn.

The cops wound up catching the person behind it on Wednesday . . . she's a 42-year-old woman named Abril Cestoni.

And when they asked her why she was doing it, she said she wanted to, quote, "educate people on the need for churches and pastors to give money to the less fortunate."
I'm not sure how A plus B equals C in that equation, but whatever.

All in all, Abril delivered 400 porn-filled eggs before the cops caught her. She's been charged with 11 counts of distributing obscene material, and for violating Florida's stay-at-home order.

On April 3, Luis Martinez rolled through a McDonald's drive-thru in Orlando, Florida. When it came time to whip out his wallet, he busted out his junk instead, and was arrested for exposure of sexual organs. He was arrested for the same crime at the same McDonald's just one month earlier, and has been linked to at least three separate indecent-exposure incidents since June 2019.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25246889Fri, 10 Apr 2020 18:35:54 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Talk about packing light! A woman from Colorado was arrested at New Orleans' Louis Armstrong Airport last week after she walked into the facility fully naked. Mariel Vergara made her way to a Spirit Airlines ticket counter in nothing but her birthday...
By the time law enforcement arrived, she had put on a dress--but the 27-year-old Vergara still got arrested because she didn't have on any underwear and the dress was short enough to show off her genitals. She also refused to leave the airport when asked and wrestled with her arresting officers. S

he's since been booked on obscenity, resisting arrest, battery of a police officer, simple battery, and remaining in a place after being forbidden. One thing she definitely hasn't been booked on? A flight.

These movies may have not wowed the critics, but fans have a good time watching them.

Tom Rose Bleeps put together this list of 1o movies he believes are considered "trashy," but are "honestly pretty freaking entertaining." Here are 10 of them.

Last Holiday (2006)
Mamma Mia! (2008)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Glitter (2001)
The Twilight Saga (2008—2012)
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
White Chicks (2004)
Grown Ups 2 (2013)
Ride Along (2014)
Sex and the City 2 (2010)

Unless you've been living under a rock--and, frankly, that might sound pretty good right now--you may have noticed that Netflix's Tiger King is the hottest thing in pop culture. So it makes a certain amount of sense that Tom Rose Bleeps decided to rank the top 10 tigers in pop culture history.

Tiger Woods
Tigger from Winnie the Pooh
Tony the Tiger
Tiger Sharks
Raja from Aladdin
Siegfried and Roy's Tigers
Shere Khan from The Jungle Book
Hobbes from Calvin and Hobbes
Tiger Lilies
Mike Tyson's tiger from The Hangover


Lots of Americans will be getting their government stimulus check in the coming weeks, and for a lot of people the help can’t come soon enough.

According to a new survey:

69% of Americans say that they need the stimulus money to get them through the coronavirus crisis.
26% say they may not necessarily need it, but it will help.
40% of people say the check will relieve “a few” of the problems they are facing, while 10% say they will still be facing challenges.
18% say the money will remove all the challenges they are facing, while for 17% it will relieve most of their financial issues.
41% think the size of the check is “just right,” while 39% think it’s too small.

So, what do people plan to do with their stimulus check once they get it? Well, the top answer is use it for groceries (44.5%), followed by:

Pay Bills (42.6%)
Pay Rent/Mortgage (28.5%)
Put Some in Savings (26.0%)
Put All in Savings (17.6%)
Pay Credit Card Debt (15.2%)
Pay Off Other Debt (7.0%)
Unsure (6.2%)
Donate Some to Charity (4.3%)
Splurge (4.0%)
Pay Off Student Debt: (3.6%)
Donate all to Charity: (2.3%)
Post-Pandemic Vacation: (2.2%)

e don't have all the details on this yet. But there's a 50/50 chance BATMAN was involved . . .29-year-old Thomas Bechtold was arguing with another driver at an intersection in Valley Springs, California last Friday, about 50 miles outside Sacramento. Then he got back in his car and HIT the guy while he was still standing on the street.

The other driver was knocked out, but it sounds like he'll be okay. Meanwhile, Thomas drove off and just left him there. The cops didn't have any leads at first . . . until they got a phone call three hours later from someone who told them to go BACK to the scene of the crime.

When they got there, they found Thomas beaten and bruised . . . tethered to a TELEPHONE POLE . . . with his hands tied behind his back. So apparently he got hit with some...]]>4939colorado,easter,eastereggporn,egg,naked,nakedwoman,nola,porn,womancleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/relax-your-throat--25142805
But now it seems the league is softening its stance after a league source said yesterday that the NFL will be prepared to show flexibility in the event that a genuine technical breakdown happens.

In late April, for example, thunderstorms tend to happen on a fairly regular basis. Chances are that, somewhere in the U.S., a storm will be firing at some point during the first round of the draft. If a G.M. or head coach or owner temporarily lose all connections due to a lightning strike, the NFL will make allowances.

The league is working with all relevant sponsors—like Verizon, Amazon, and Bose—to ensure that, despite everyone taking the office to the home, a legitimate workplace will emerge.

Maybe they should bring in Boost Mobile, because when something does go wrong on a team’s feed, we will be sure to hear, “where you at?”

Here are some of the major coronavirus developments that are making headlines right now . . .

1. Dr. Anthony Fauci says the White House coronavirus task force is considering giving the green light to a select group of people to go back to work: People who've been exposed to the virus without showing symptoms.

The plan could take effect at the end of the month, when the White House's 30-day social distancing guidelines are over. Nothing's certain yet . . . but it's a possible step toward SOME return to normal life.

2. Fauci also says that even once the pandemic is over, we should end the custom of shaking hands. Quote, "As a society, just forget about shaking hands. We don't need to."

3. Coronavirus has made its way into the rural communities around the country. As of Monday, more than two-thirds of the rural counties in the U.S. had at least one confirmed case.

4. Almost one-third of people who rent apartments in the U.S. didn't pay their rent last week.

And while many places have temporary bans on evictions, some landlords are still filing eviction papers and preparing to evict people once they are allowed.

5. Only 21.6% of the hotel rooms in the U.S. were occupied last week. That's a 68.5% drop from the same week last year. Oahu, Hawaii had the lowest hotel occupancy rate . . . only 7%.
The Ukrainian city of Dnipro has so far registered only 13 coronavirus infections and no fatalities attributed to Covid-19, but the local authorities have already dug over 600 fresh graves, just to be sure.

Unwilling to risk the same kind of insubordination from his constituents, the mayor of Dnipro, a city of almost one million people, has gone to extreme lengths to make sure locals understand the dangers of ignoring social distancing measures. Last week, Mayor Borys Filatov wrote on Facebook that quote “We are preparing for the worst. Not 400, but 600 graves were dug in the city cemeteries for the possible burial of the coronavirus dead. One-thousand thick plastic bags were bought for storing bodies,”

Mayor Filatov also mentioned that medical workers will be prohibited from performing autopsies on people believed to have died from coronavirus infection.

And as if these statements weren’t enough to scare people into obeying social distancing rules in the city, photos of hundreds of freshly dug graves in a large field surrounded by forest at a cemetery lined with orthodox crosses outside the city also started doing the rounds online.

Since we’re not able to get together with loved ones for a meal this Easter, why not treat yourself to a stress-free dinner by letting someone else do the cooking? There are several restaurants offering Easter day meal delivery or pick-up options with all your favorite foods. That way you get the feast you’re looking for, without having to leave the safety and comfort of home.

Boston Market - They’re offering heat-and-serve pick-up meals from Friday, April 10th to Easter Sunday. You can choose from ham or turkey, or both, along with sides including mashed potatoes, stuffing, apple pie, and dinner rolls. You can order all your favorites online and then all you’ll have to do is warm it up and celebrate.

Cheesecake Factory - Open for take-out and delivery on Easter, they’re even offering a free slice of cheesecake when you order $30 or more and use the code FREESLICE.

Cracker Barrel - Their heat n’ serve Easter family meal to-go serves 10 and comes with a spiral-sliced sugar-cured ham, hashbrown casserole, sweet yeast rolls, three country sides, and two buttermilk pies for dessert. Order online and give them 24-hour notice for curbside pickup or have it delivered for free. And even better? Save $15 with the code EASTER15.

Olive Garden - Looking for something other than ham this year? Olive Garden has family-style meals that include entree of your choice, soup, salad, and breadsticks. They also offer online ordering and delivery is free for orders over $40, or you can take advantage of their carside pickup.

In case you’re still not sure how much money professional athletes make, try this on for size.

While the unemployment rate is at an all-time high, a guy that has been dead nearly 80 years just pulled in a cool million.

This after one of Lou Gehrig's bats recently sold for $1 million at auction.

The bat that the Iron Horse used at Columbia University, with the Hartford Senators and his early days as a New York Yankee featured his last name and a special message from the manufacturer on the side.

“It was one of Gehrig’s favorite bats and one he likely used over several seasons," Chris Ivy of Heritage Auctions said. "I believe that it’s the most significant Gehrig bat in the hobby.

The final price for Gehrig's bat was $1,025,000. As for the buyer, there's no word on who bought the legendary stick, but it's a fantastic get for any baseball fan... well, anyone who can afford it.

As for former teammate Babe Ruth, one of his bats also sold for over $1 million.

Just one more story about a bat to drive you insane right now.

Just when you think you’ve heard every possible thing you could about Joe Exotic, you hear this – President Trump could be considering a pardon for Joe. To review, the subject of the Netflix documentary, “Tiger King” is currently serving 22 years for allegedly hiring a hitman to kill his archenemy, Carole Baskin. At yesterday’s coronavirus press conference, “New York Post” reporter Steven Nelson asked the president if he’d seen “Tiger King,” and if he’d consider issuing a pardon. “I know nothing about it,” said Trump, before playfully asking the press corp if anyone else would consider it. He then told him, “I’ll take a look,” before moving on.

With folks stuck at home for now, it’s never been a better time to binge-watch your favorite TV shows. But don’t you wish you could be paid to binge? Guess what, you can! CableTV.com is offering five lucky people the “dream job.” They’re looking for people to sit down and watch every episode of every season of their favorite TV show, from “X-Files” to “Walking Dead” to “Breaking Bad” and share their thoughts online. The best part? You don’t need a degree, or an office – you just have to be at least 18 years old, eligible to work in the United States, and be active on social media.

If hired, you could make up to $2,000 for sitting on your can and watching shows like “Friends.” Interested? Get more info and send your application HERE. Here are the hourly rates per show:

“The X-Files”: $12.22
“The Walking Dead”: $20.24
“Friends”: $24.00
“The Office”: $27.02
“Seinfeld”: $28.98
“Star Trek:The Original Series”: $30.38
“Game of Thrones”: $32.58
“The L Word” (original): $34.28
“The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air”: $35.28
“Trailer Park Boys”: $38.10
“Breaking Bad”: $44.76
“Community”: $49.60
“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel”: $104.26
“Rick and Morty”: $151.52]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/25142805Thu, 09 Apr 2020 15:12:02 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Yesterday we told you the NFL wasn’t going to slow down the league’s first ever virtual draft—which is just two weeks away—for teams that had any computer glitches. But now it seems the league is softening its stance after a league source said...
But now it seems the league is softening its stance after a league source said yesterday that the NFL will be prepared to show flexibility in the event that a genuine technical breakdown happens.

In late April, for example, thunderstorms tend to happen on a fairly regular basis. Chances are that, somewhere in the U.S., a storm will be firing at some point during the first round of the draft. If a G.M. or head coach or owner temporarily lose all connections due to a lightning strike, the NFL will make allowances.

The league is working with all relevant sponsors—like Verizon, Amazon, and Bose—to ensure that, despite everyone taking the office to the home, a legitimate workplace will emerge.

Maybe they should bring in Boost Mobile, because when something does go wrong on a team’s feed, we will be sure to hear, “where you at?”

Here are some of the major coronavirus developments that are making headlines right now . . .

1. Dr. Anthony Fauci says the White House coronavirus task force is considering giving the green light to a select group of people to go back to work: People who've been exposed to the virus without showing symptoms.

The plan could take effect at the end of the month, when the White House's 30-day social distancing guidelines are over. Nothing's certain yet . . . but it's a possible step toward SOME return to normal life.

2. Fauci also says that even once the pandemic is over, we should end the custom of shaking hands. Quote, "As a society, just forget about shaking hands. We don't need to."

3. Coronavirus has made its way into the rural communities around the country. As of Monday, more than two-thirds of the rural counties in the U.S. had at least one confirmed case.

4. Almost one-third of people who rent apartments in the U.S. didn't pay their rent last week.

And while many places have temporary bans on evictions, some landlords are still filing eviction papers and preparing to evict people once they are allowed.

5. Only 21.6% of the hotel rooms in the U.S. were occupied last week. That's a 68.5% drop from the same week last year. Oahu, Hawaii had the lowest hotel occupancy rate . . . only 7%.
The Ukrainian city of Dnipro has so far registered only 13 coronavirus infections and no fatalities attributed to Covid-19, but the local authorities have already dug over 600 fresh graves, just to be sure.

Unwilling to risk the same kind of insubordination from his constituents, the mayor of Dnipro, a city of almost one million people, has gone to extreme lengths to make sure locals understand the dangers of ignoring social distancing measures. Last week, Mayor Borys Filatov wrote on Facebook that quote “We are preparing for the worst. Not 400, but 600 graves were dug in the city cemeteries for the possible burial of the coronavirus dead. One-thousand thick plastic bags were bought for storing bodies,”

Mayor Filatov also mentioned that medical workers will be prohibited from performing autopsies on people believed to have died from coronavirus infection.

And as if these statements weren’t enough to scare people into obeying social distancing rules in the city, photos of hundreds of freshly dug graves in a large field surrounded by forest at a cemetery lined with orthodox crosses outside the city also started doing the rounds online.

Since we’re not able to get together with loved ones for a meal this Easter, why not treat yourself to a stress-free dinner by letting someone else do the cooking? There are several restaurants offering Easter day meal delivery or pick-up options with all your favorite foods. That way you get the feast you’re looking for, without having...]]>5261babe,baberuth,coronavirus,covid19,covid-19,draft,drfauci,fauci,gehrig,king,lou,lougehrig,nfl,nfldraft,picks,relax,ruth,tiger,tigerking,trumpcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/speaking-moistly--24988189
So, kudos to Canadian PM Justin Trudeau for using a version of the word during a MUCH watched coronavirus news conference. Trudeau was explaining new face mask guidance, which is obviously part of a serious situation.

When the PM noted about the benefits of wearing a mask that “ it can be helpful as it prevents you from "breathing or speaking moistly" on others,” he immediately cringed and said “ughh what a terrible image.”

Priceless.

Here are some of the major coronavirus developments that are making headlines right now . . .

1. The University of Washington's projections have improved . . . the model now "only" sees around 82,000 deaths in the U.S. from coronavirus over the next four months. The change is thanks to all the social distancing and stay-at-home orders.

The director of the CDC said, quote, "The models . . . assumed only about 50% of the American public would pay attention to the recommendations. In fact, it would seem, a large majority . . . are taking the social distancing recommendations to heart."

So this isn't a cue to STOP social distancing . . . if anything, it's proof that we need to keep it up. Countries whose federal governments have enacted stricter distancing or lockdowns, like New Zealand, have done an even better job flattening their curve.

2. The acting Navy Secretary Thomas Modly resigned yesterday after he essentially called Captain Brett Crozier, quote, "stupid" for sending a memo warning about coronavirus spreading around his aircraft carrier.

3. Amazon is apparently going to start tracking the movement of its warehouse staff and will FIRE them if they don't socially distance from their coworkers.

4. Calls to the help line at the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration jumped 891% last month, indicating the crisis is taking a serious mental health toll on Americans.

5. Just 1% of Americans now say their lives haven't been disrupted at all by the pandemic.

Since so many of us have been stuck at home for weeks, a lot of people are probably craving the face-to-face contact of a first date right about now. But let’s not forget that first dates can be truly awful, and in case you have, folks are here to remind you.

A new thread on the anonymous Whisper app has folks sharing some truly horrifying first date stories that are bound to make you feel better about not being able to go out.

First date horror stories include:

“Not even an hour into the date he tries to shove his tongue down my throat.”
“He showed up in an awful superhero silk shirt, I ended the date after 20 minutes.”
“He kept repeating everything I said…everything.”
“We were at the movies and he grabbed my boob under his shirt.”
“He took me to dinner and his best friend showed up. I felt like the third-wheel. Then he took me to the movies where he talked the whole time. Ended with an awkward hug.”
“We saw a chick flick. Afterwards he put his head in my lap and cried.”
“I changed his flat tire that he got because he was a terrible driver.”
“He kissed me and I vomited in the bathroom. Worst. Kiss. Ever.”
“He complained that I ordered my coffee in a disposable cup rather than bringing a sustainable one. Then the only two topics he was willing to discuss was UNICEF and ‘Dead Poets Society.’”
“She ditched me on my first date for her friend and left me alone all night.”

On Monday morning, a guy robbed a bank in Castle Pines, Colorado. And somehow, during the robbery, he managed to drop his wallet. So you're probably thinking . . . well there's a stupid criminal who managed to get himself caught. Except that's not how it went down. Because before the cops got there . . . someone else STOLE the wallet off the ground. So now the cops are trying to track down the wallet thief so they can use the wallet to get to the bank thief.

We told you that police in Texas had been looking for a teen who had posted on social media that she was willing to share her coronavirus. Well, they found her. Lorraine Maradiaga was arrested and charged with making terroristic threats after she posted on social media that she tested positive for COVID-19 and was "willfully spreading it." She told officers that she does not have COVID-19 and police say they have no proof that she has tested positive. Her bond was set at $20,000 and she was taken to the Denton County Jail. She will also need to quarantine herself for 21 days after being released from jail.

The NFL draft is going to look decidedly different this year, as—rather than focusing on one screen that features walking up to a podium—it seems we may be watching several screens.

And given the multiple screens, it seems we may have multiple production teams piecing them together.

This after a report yesterday that the 2020 draft is expected to consist of a joint ESPN/NFL Network production that will be televised by both networks. And, given this will be an unprecedented broadcast, many are expecting unprecedented ratings.

The draft will commence with the Commissioner announcing the first pick, either from his home, his office, or some other isolated location. Then, ESPN’s Trey Wingo will broadcast from the network’s Bristol studios setting up the familiar faces of top draft analysts—Mel Kiper, Booger McFarland, and Louis Riddick—each of whom will also be in their homes.

They’ll give their takes on the first pick—guessing LSU QB Joe Burrow— while the first pick films his reaction on a camera provided by the league. Next could be ESPN’s Suzy Kolber interviewing the pick via video link.

And as long as we have such an intricate production staff—maybe Joe Namath will “Zoom-bomb” in asking for a kiss on yet another screen.

Hey, I’d watch that. But honestly, who am I kidding? I’ll be watching this.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24988189Wed, 08 Apr 2020 15:15:01 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)For years, the word “moist” has been at the top of the annual “most hated words” list. So, kudos to Canadian PM Justin Trudeau for using a version of the word during a MUCH watched coronavirus news conference. Trudeau was explaining new face mask...
So, kudos to Canadian PM Justin Trudeau for using a version of the word during a MUCH watched coronavirus news conference. Trudeau was explaining new face mask guidance, which is obviously part of a serious situation.

When the PM noted about the benefits of wearing a mask that “ it can be helpful as it prevents you from "breathing or speaking moistly" on others,” he immediately cringed and said “ughh what a terrible image.”

Priceless.

Here are some of the major coronavirus developments that are making headlines right now . . .

1. The University of Washington's projections have improved . . . the model now "only" sees around 82,000 deaths in the U.S. from coronavirus over the next four months. The change is thanks to all the social distancing and stay-at-home orders.

The director of the CDC said, quote, "The models . . . assumed only about 50% of the American public would pay attention to the recommendations. In fact, it would seem, a large majority . . . are taking the social distancing recommendations to heart."

So this isn't a cue to STOP social distancing . . . if anything, it's proof that we need to keep it up. Countries whose federal governments have enacted stricter distancing or lockdowns, like New Zealand, have done an even better job flattening their curve.

2. The acting Navy Secretary Thomas Modly resigned yesterday after he essentially called Captain Brett Crozier, quote, "stupid" for sending a memo warning about coronavirus spreading around his aircraft carrier.

3. Amazon is apparently going to start tracking the movement of its warehouse staff and will FIRE them if they don't socially distance from their coworkers.

4. Calls to the help line at the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration jumped 891% last month, indicating the crisis is taking a serious mental health toll on Americans.

5. Just 1% of Americans now say their lives haven't been disrupted at all by the pandemic.

Since so many of us have been stuck at home for weeks, a lot of people are probably craving the face-to-face contact of a first date right about now. But let’s not forget that first dates can be truly awful, and in case you have, folks are here to remind you.

A new thread on the anonymous Whisper app has folks sharing some truly horrifying first date stories that are bound to make you feel better about not being able to go out.

First date horror stories include:

“Not even an hour into the date he tries to shove his tongue down my throat.”
“He showed up in an awful superhero silk shirt, I ended the date after 20 minutes.”
“He kept repeating everything I said…everything.”
“We were at the movies and he grabbed my boob under his shirt.”
“He took me to dinner and his best friend showed up. I felt like the third-wheel. Then he took me to the movies where he talked the whole time. Ended with an awkward hug.”
“We saw a chick flick. Afterwards he put his head in my lap and cried.”
“I changed his flat tire that he got because he was a terrible driver.”
“He kissed me and I vomited in the bathroom. Worst. Kiss. Ever.”
“He complained that I ordered my coffee in a disposable cup rather than bringing a sustainable one. Then the only two topics he was willing to discuss was UNICEF and ‘Dead Poets Society.’”
“She ditched me on my first date for her friend and left me alone all night.”

On Monday morning, a guy robbed a bank in Castle Pines, Colorado. And somehow, during the robbery, he managed to drop his wallet. So you're probably thinking . . . well there's a stupid criminal who managed to get himself caught. Except that's not how it went down. Because before the cops got there . . . someone else STOLE the wallet off the...]]>5489draft,moist,nfl,nfldraftcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-cutest-sweetest-yellowiest-and-marshmallowiest--24927097
Today in 1963, at the age of 23, Jack Nicklaus became the youngest golfer to win "the Green Jacket" at the Masters Tournament. He held the mantle until 1997 – when 21-year-old Tiger Woods won the coveted coat.

Today in 2003, American troops captured Baghdad; Saddam Hussein's regime fell days later.

April 7th is National Beer Day! How do most people celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? Drinking. Cinco De Mayo? Drinking. Purim? Oh yeah – drinking too.

April 7th is International Beaver Day! Meghan Trainor says it’s “all about that bass,” but on this date? It’s all about the beavers! International Beaver Day is a great time to hike to a beaver pond and/or otherwise spread the word about nature’s engineer.

Here are some of the major coronavirus developments that are making headlines right now . . .

1. There are signs that New York's coronavirus cases have plateaued . . . but, as Governor Andrew Cuomo says, quote, "If we are plateauing, we are plateauing at a very high level and there's tremendous stress on the health care system."

The White House task force also gave some cautious optimism yesterday. Vice President Pence noted a slowdown in cases in California and Washington and attributed it to social distancing.

2. Dr. Anthony Fauci says he doesn't believe we'll get "back to normal" before there's a vaccine. While we may not have extreme social distancing and stay-at-home orders like now, the transition back to society like we knew it will be gradual.

Also . . . he says it's possible we may NEVER truly get back to the point where we were before coronavirus, because we've now lived through this and understand the threat.

3. The death toll in the U.S. passed 10,000 yesterday.

And grocery store workers are starting to be part of those numbers. Grocery store employees from New York, Maryland, and Illinois have all died in the past few days from coronavirus.

4. Lowe's is taking a lot of heat for running a "Spring Black Friday" this past weekend . . . essentially inviting giant crowds to their stores.

5. Roadblocks are starting to appear on state lines as states attempt to limit people coming in. That's essentially something we've NEVER had in this country before, or not since the Civil War at least . . . as the Constitution guarantees "freedom of movement."

And Gunnison county here in Colorado is even threatening non-residents with up to 18 months in jail.


Here's one from the "things no one ever asked for" department . . .

Apparently, 7-Eleven just started rolling out a new Peeps-flavored LATTE in their self-serve coffee machines in stores.

The description is, quote, "The cutest, sweetest, yellowiest, marshmallowiest latte you've ever had."

That's right: It's a bright yellow, marshmallow-flavored coffee drink.

There's no word on how it tastes, but if you're willing to risk going out into the world to try this at 7-Eleven, hopefully it's amazing. And you should probably call first to make sure your 7-Eleven has it.

Every now and then a lead singer needs a water break, so someone else takes over on vocals. And every now and then one of those songs becomes a huge hit. (And you know the lead singer HATES that!)

1. "We're An American Band", Grand Funk Railroad, 1973 . . . sung by drummer Don Brewer.

2. "Take It to the Limit", The Eagles, 1975 . . . sung by original bassist Randy Meisner.

3. "Beth", KISS, 1976 . . . sung by drummer Peter Criss.

4. "Don't Fear the Reaper", Blue Oyster Cult, 1976 . . . sung by guitarist Buck Dharma.

5. "Tempted", Squeeze, 1980 . . . sung by keyboardist Paul Carrack, who was only with the band for ONE ALBUM.

6. "Africa", Toto, 1983 . . . sung by keyboardist David Paich. It was the band's only #1 single.

7. "Sister Christian", Night Ranger, 1984 . . . sung by drummer Kelly Keagy, who wrote it for his younger sister.

8. "These Dreams", Heart, 1986 . . . sung by guitarist Nancy Wilson .

9. "Don't Look Back in Anger", Oasis, 1996 . . . sung by Noel Gallagher. He presented this song and "Wonderwall" to his brother Liam and told him to pick which one he wanted to sing. Obviously, Liam chose "Wonderwall".

10. "Happy", The Rolling Stones, 1972 . . . sung by Keith Richards, who generally takes the vocals on one song per album, and this is one that became a hit.


Here are some NOT-so-serious stories we've seen about the coronavirus outbreak . . .

1. The police in the Czech Republic gave a warning to nudists for not wearing protective masks.

2. The company that sells the Flowbee vacuum hair cutting system had to temporarily shut down operations over coronavirus. So if you were hoping to buy a device to suck and cut your hair during the pandemic, you're out of luck.

3. A couple from South Africa went to a resort in the Maldives for their honeymoon . . . and they wound up as the only ones there for weeks because of travel restrictions.

4. The Amish in Pennsylvania are getting a drive-thru coronavirus testing clinic specifically for horse and buggies.

5. There are pictures going viral that show a squirrel hoarding acorns and fighting a stuffed animal for toilet paper.


Food deliveries are obviously HUGE right now . . . and according to Uber Eats, their orders have gone up 30% since mid-March.

They also shared the foods that people in 35 different states have ordered the most. And while there's some variety in here, it's clear the most popular thing to have delivered right now is . . . FRENCH FRIES.

Fries are the most delivered food in Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, South Carolina, Utah, Virginia, and Washington.

Some of the other most popular foods are pad Thai, burritos, and crab rangoon.

The drinks that people are ordering the most are: Soda . . . Thai iced tea . . . horchata . . . iced coffee . . . and lemonade.

And the desserts people are ordering the most are tiramisu . . . baklava . . . cheesecake . . . banana pudding . . . and churros.

We’re not even a month into spring, but summer’s coming early this year, at least at Dairy Queen. They’ve just announced the arrival of their 2020 Summer Blizzard Menu and it’s got four new flavors and two favorites making a comeback. Here’s what we can look forward to:

Frosted Animal Cookie Blizzard - Vanilla soft serve blended with pieces of those frosted animal cookies from our childhoods and pink confetti frosting.

Oreo Cheesecake Blizzard - Just like it sounds, it’s made with pieces of Oreos and chunks of cheesecake blended with vanilla soft serve.

Raspberry Fudge Bliss Blizzard - This one’s also made real raspberries, soft fudge pieces and choco chunks blended in vanilla soft serve.

Wonder Woman Cookie Collision Blizzard - And the one with the most fun name also starts with vanilla soft serve and blends in chocolate chip cookie dough, chocolatey cookie dough and fudge.

And returning to menus? The Cotton Candy Blizzard and the S’mores Blizzard.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24927097Tue, 07 Apr 2020 15:31:00 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Today in 30AD, scholars' estimate was Jesus' crucifixion by Roman troops in Jerusalem. Today in 1963, at the age of 23, Jack Nicklaus became the youngest golfer to win "the Green Jacket" at the Masters Tournament. He held the mantle until 1997 – when...
Today in 1963, at the age of 23, Jack Nicklaus became the youngest golfer to win "the Green Jacket" at the Masters Tournament. He held the mantle until 1997 – when 21-year-old Tiger Woods won the coveted coat.

Today in 2003, American troops captured Baghdad; Saddam Hussein's regime fell days later.

April 7th is National Beer Day! How do most people celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? Drinking. Cinco De Mayo? Drinking. Purim? Oh yeah – drinking too.

April 7th is International Beaver Day! Meghan Trainor says it’s “all about that bass,” but on this date? It’s all about the beavers! International Beaver Day is a great time to hike to a beaver pond and/or otherwise spread the word about nature’s engineer.

Here are some of the major coronavirus developments that are making headlines right now . . .

1. There are signs that New York's coronavirus cases have plateaued . . . but, as Governor Andrew Cuomo says, quote, "If we are plateauing, we are plateauing at a very high level and there's tremendous stress on the health care system."

The White House task force also gave some cautious optimism yesterday. Vice President Pence noted a slowdown in cases in California and Washington and attributed it to social distancing.

2. Dr. Anthony Fauci says he doesn't believe we'll get "back to normal" before there's a vaccine. While we may not have extreme social distancing and stay-at-home orders like now, the transition back to society like we knew it will be gradual.

Also . . . he says it's possible we may NEVER truly get back to the point where we were before coronavirus, because we've now lived through this and understand the threat.

3. The death toll in the U.S. passed 10,000 yesterday.

And grocery store workers are starting to be part of those numbers. Grocery store employees from New York, Maryland, and Illinois have all died in the past few days from coronavirus.

4. Lowe's is taking a lot of heat for running a "Spring Black Friday" this past weekend . . . essentially inviting giant crowds to their stores.

5. Roadblocks are starting to appear on state lines as states attempt to limit people coming in. That's essentially something we've NEVER had in this country before, or not since the Civil War at least . . . as the Constitution guarantees "freedom of movement."

And Gunnison county here in Colorado is even threatening non-residents with up to 18 months in jail.


Here's one from the "things no one ever asked for" department . . .

Apparently, 7-Eleven just started rolling out a new Peeps-flavored LATTE in their self-serve coffee machines in stores.

The description is, quote, "The cutest, sweetest, yellowiest, marshmallowiest latte you've ever had."

That's right: It's a bright yellow, marshmallow-flavored coffee drink.

There's no word on how it tastes, but if you're willing to risk going out into the world to try this at 7-Eleven, hopefully it's amazing. And you should probably call first to make sure your 7-Eleven has it.

Every now and then a lead singer needs a water break, so someone else takes over on vocals. And every now and then one of those songs becomes a huge hit. (And you know the lead singer HATES that!)

1. "We're An American Band", Grand Funk Railroad, 1973 . . . sung by drummer Don Brewer.

2. "Take It to the Limit", The Eagles, 1975 . . . sung by original bassist Randy Meisner.

3. "Beth", KISS, 1976 . . . sung by drummer Peter Criss.

4. "Don't Fear the Reaper", Blue Oyster Cult, 1976 . . . sung by guitarist Buck Dharma.

5. "Tempted", Squeeze, 1980 . . . sung by keyboardist Paul Carrack, who was only with the band for ONE ALBUM.

6....]]>58787-11,blizzard,dairy,dairyqueen,latte,peeps,peepslatte,queencleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/murder-mayhem-and-madness--24899196
Meanwhile, Joe Exotic has been talking from prison. Netflix tweeted out a video of him answering questions. One of the things he wants his fans to know is that he’s through with the Carole Baskin saga. In case you missed it – or haven’t watched yet – Joe is serving 22 years for allegedly hiring a hitman to kill Baskin.

If you are an NFL fan who loves watching the NFL draft every year to see young men step up to the podium and while holding up a team jersey and wearing their new team’s hat on their head—you’re in for something a little different this month. Because you may just see their heads popping up on a Zoom screen.

This after NFL vice president Troy Vincent sent letters to several prospects inviting them to participate "live" in the NFL draft in three weeks.

"We hope that you will start your NFL journey with us as part of the NFL family," Vincent wrote in the letter that was sent to prospective early selections in the draft. "At this time, we are working on the plan for draft. As you can imagine, it is a bit of a moving target with all that is going on.

"We are contemplating several options that we will be communicating to you once details are confirmed. We want to ensure that you and your family stay safe while we develop the best way to give you a great experience and highlight your accomplishments as you are drafted into the NFL."

Vincent asked the players not to publicize the invitation. Hey, he didn’t ask me not to.

Which is why we now know that instead of watching a player hug Roger Goodell with every selection—we can watch a few of these young men hugging people they actually like.

There were a TON of characters on "Game of Thrones". Before the sixth season even aired, "Business Insider" said there were already 553. There are more than 2,100 characters in the books up to this point. So one bored, social distancing writer put together a ranking of the 52 "main" characters on the show. They noted that a lot of thought was put into it, but it wasn't meant to be a super serious list.

Let's start with the 10 WORST . . . the ones that were 52nd to 43rd on the list, starting with the worst one.

1. Viserys Targaryen . . . Daenerys' brother.
2. Rickon . . . The youngest Stark brother.
3. Robb Stark . . . The oldest Stark brother.
4. Stannis . . . Robert Baratheon's youngest brother.
5. Bran Stark . . . The main Stark kid. He's the one who was pushed out the window in Season 1, which set the whole series in motion.
6. Roose Bolton . . . The "father" of Ramsay Bolton.
7. Daario . . . He served as Daenerys' advisor and enforcer.
8. Ned Stark . . . The patriarch of House Stark at the beginning of the series.
9. Joffrey . . . The oldest son of Cersei Lannister.
10. Shae . . . Tyrion's lover.

And the 10 BEST:

1. Cersei
2. Grey Worm . . . The leader of Daenerys' army
3. Bronn . . . He was Tyrion's sidekick for a lot of the show.
4. Sansa Stark
5. Qyburn . . . He's the former maester who did all those weird scientific experiments.
6. Olenna Tyrell . . . She was the funny matriarch behind House Tyrell.
7. Arya Stark
8. Daenerys
9. Littlefinger
10. Davos Seaworth


The COVID-19 pandemic has brought a stop to major sports with increasing concerns for whether or not the 2020 college football season will start on time. As coaches and college administrators continue to navigate their way through an unprecedented time, there is reportedly talk about moving the upcoming season into 2021.

One possibility being discussed around the NCAA is playing the season in spring 2021. The idea, which has reportedly been talked about by coaches and administrators, would allow teams more time to prepare for a potential season.

Even if the college football season could be moved to spring 2021, the consequences would likely be devastating for colleges across the country. As schools might have to cut down to just football, basketball, and four women’s sports due to budgetary restrictions.

The NCAA already canceled March Madness and spring sports, which could cost it more than $400-million in revenue. If the 2020 college football season doesn’t happen, the NCAA could lose billions and hundreds of universities across the country would feel the financial fallout.

Something tells me these AREN'T going to be the top trending baby names this year. A 27-year-old woman named Preeti Verma in Raipur, in central India gave birth to twins last week. And she named the boy "Covid" . . . and the girl "Corona."

She says, quote, "Me and my husband wanted to make the day memorable. Indeed the virus is dangerous and life-threatening, but its outbreak made people focus on sanitation, hygiene, and other good habits. [So] we thought about these names."

Well, a new survey asked people if they think those are good or bad names for babies born right now . . . and 85% said they're bad names. Only 4% said good names.

MEANWHILE

This has been a rough year for Corona beer. Earlier this year, when people first started hearing rumblings about something called "coronavirus," it actually affected Corona's sales because people thought the two were connected.

And now, more bad news. The Mexican government has shut down Corona's production through at least the end of this month because it's been deemed a non-essential business.

The company that handles Corona's distribution in the U.S. says that even with the shutdown, they still have, quote, "ample supply to meet consumer demand" . . . so there shouldn't be a shortage anytime soon.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24899196Mon, 06 Apr 2020 21:35:13 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)If you can’t get enough of “Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness,” you’ll love this. There will be one more episode of reality docuseries. Los Angeles Dodger Justin Turner – one of the show’s super fans – tweeted out Jeff Lowe’s announcement, which...
Meanwhile, Joe Exotic has been talking from prison. Netflix tweeted out a video of him answering questions. One of the things he wants his fans to know is that he’s through with the Carole Baskin saga. In case you missed it – or haven’t watched yet – Joe is serving 22 years for allegedly hiring a hitman to kill Baskin.

If you are an NFL fan who loves watching the NFL draft every year to see young men step up to the podium and while holding up a team jersey and wearing their new team’s hat on their head—you’re in for something a little different this month. Because you may just see their heads popping up on a Zoom screen.

This after NFL vice president Troy Vincent sent letters to several prospects inviting them to participate "live" in the NFL draft in three weeks.

"We hope that you will start your NFL journey with us as part of the NFL family," Vincent wrote in the letter that was sent to prospective early selections in the draft. "At this time, we are working on the plan for draft. As you can imagine, it is a bit of a moving target with all that is going on.

"We are contemplating several options that we will be communicating to you once details are confirmed. We want to ensure that you and your family stay safe while we develop the best way to give you a great experience and highlight your accomplishments as you are drafted into the NFL."

Vincent asked the players not to publicize the invitation. Hey, he didn’t ask me not to.

Which is why we now know that instead of watching a player hug Roger Goodell with every selection—we can watch a few of these young men hugging people they actually like.

There were a TON of characters on "Game of Thrones". Before the sixth season even aired, "Business Insider" said there were already 553. There are more than 2,100 characters in the books up to this point. So one bored, social distancing writer put together a ranking of the 52 "main" characters on the show. They noted that a lot of thought was put into it, but it wasn't meant to be a super serious list.

Let's start with the 10 WORST . . . the ones that were 52nd to 43rd on the list, starting with the worst one.

1. Viserys Targaryen . . . Daenerys' brother.
2. Rickon . . . The youngest Stark brother.
3. Robb Stark . . . The oldest Stark brother.
4. Stannis . . . Robert Baratheon's youngest brother.
5. Bran Stark . . . The main Stark kid. He's the one who was pushed out the window in Season 1, which set the whole series in motion.
6. Roose Bolton . . . The "father" of Ramsay Bolton.
7. Daario . . . He served as Daenerys' advisor and enforcer.
8. Ned Stark . . . The patriarch of House Stark at the beginning of the series.
9. Joffrey . . . The oldest son of Cersei Lannister.
10. Shae . . . Tyrion's lover.

And the 10 BEST:

1. Cersei
2. Grey Worm . . . The leader of Daenerys' army
3. Bronn . . . He was Tyrion's sidekick for a lot of the show.
4. Sansa Stark
5. Qyburn . . . He's the former maester who did all those weird scientific experiments.
6. Olenna Tyrell . . . She was the funny matriarch behind House Tyrell.
7. Arya Stark
8. Daenerys
9. Littlefinger
10. Davos Seaworth


The COVID-19 pandemic has brought a stop to major sports with increasing concerns for whether or not the 2020 college football season will start on time. As coaches and college administrators continue to navigate their way through an unprecedented time, there is reportedly talk about moving the upcoming season...]]>6789madness,mayhem,murder,tigerkingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/well-done-and-uncut--24787203
According to Eric Goode and Rebecca Chaiklin, the directors of the Netflix docuseries, the man also known as Joe Maldanado-Passage – who was recently transferred from a county jail to a federal penitentiary in Texas – is in isolation. Because there was a coronavirus outbreak at the county jail, they isolated him after the transfer.

At this point, it’s not known if Joe tested positive for it because he’s currently cut off from phones.

ONE MORE THNG! If “Tiger King” makes it to Hollywood – and apparently there are already talks about it – Joe knows whom he’d want to play him. His choices are Brad Pitt or “Joe Dirt” star David Spade.

When we eventually get back to flying, don't forget to ask the pilot if they restarted the plane recently. The US Federal Aviation Administration has ordered Boeing 787 operators to switch their aircraft off and on every 51 days to prevent what it called "several potentially catastrophic failure scenarios" – including the crashing of onboard network switches. This directive is due to be enforced later this month and it calls for all airlines to power-cycle their B787s before the aircraft reaches the specified days of continuous power-on operation. The power cycling is needed to prevent stale data from populating the aircraft's systems, a problem that has occurred on different 787 systems in the past. Otherwise, pilots could be reading a "display of misleading data" with that data including airspeed, altitude, and engine operating indications.

If there is one positive that can come from this pandemic it's that dogs and cats may live a little bit longer. At least in one Chinese city, which just banned eating dogs and cats during the coronavirus outbreak. Officials in Shenzhen, which is about 16 miles from Hong Kong, announced the new law that will go into effect on May 1. They said, “Dogs and cats as pets have established a much closer relationship with humans than all other animals, and banning the consumption of dogs and cats and other pets is a common practice in developed countries and in Hong Kong and Taiwan.”

Sunday is National Deep Dish Pizza Day, and one of the greatest debates in history remains: “New York style pizza vs Chicago Deep Dish.” No one is going to solve that question today, but lovers of the deep stuff will rejoice: April 5th is the day to cheer deep-dish goodness.

Has anyone tried this hack? Apparently it makes a big difference when you order pizza. Especially pizza with really good crust.

The next time you order, ask them NOT to cut it into slices. Here's why . . .

As soon as they cut it, the oil and sauce start dripping down and soaking into the crust. So by the time it gets to you, the crust is much soggier than it was when they took it out of the oven.

Apparently it makes a bigger difference with higher-end pizza. It doesn't matter as much at places like Domino's where the crust is already kinda soft. (That said, the Domino's website has a tab that makes it easy to order your pizza "uncut.")

If you don't have a pizza cutter at home, there are some cheap ones on Amazon for about ten bucks. Or just use a big knife or kitchen shears.

It also sounds like it might make sense in this post-coronavirus world we now live in. Less hands touching your pizza can't be a bad thing, right?

HBO announced Thursday that they are making over 500 hours of programming free beginning April 3 via their HBO Go and HBO Now streaming platforms.

The network says it’s doing so “to provide some entertainment relief for those doing their part to keep everyone safe and healthy in this time of social isolation.”

Among the original shows that will be available are classics like The Sopranos, The Wire, True Blood and Six Feet Under, and newer shows like Succession, Veep, Silicon Valley, Ballers, and Barry.

The network is also making new Warner Brothers features and documentaries available, including The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part, Pokemon Detective Pikachu, Empire of the Sun, and Crazy, Stupid, Love.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24787203Fri, 03 Apr 2020 18:39:09 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Joe Exotic may be a larger-than-life character in “Tiger King,” but even he’s not immune to COVID-19. As you know, he’s currently serving 22 years for a murder-for-hire plot against his archenemy, Carole Baskin. According to Eric Goode and Rebecca...
According to Eric Goode and Rebecca Chaiklin, the directors of the Netflix docuseries, the man also known as Joe Maldanado-Passage – who was recently transferred from a county jail to a federal penitentiary in Texas – is in isolation. Because there was a coronavirus outbreak at the county jail, they isolated him after the transfer.

At this point, it’s not known if Joe tested positive for it because he’s currently cut off from phones.

ONE MORE THNG! If “Tiger King” makes it to Hollywood – and apparently there are already talks about it – Joe knows whom he’d want to play him. His choices are Brad Pitt or “Joe Dirt” star David Spade.

When we eventually get back to flying, don't forget to ask the pilot if they restarted the plane recently. The US Federal Aviation Administration has ordered Boeing 787 operators to switch their aircraft off and on every 51 days to prevent what it called "several potentially catastrophic failure scenarios" – including the crashing of onboard network switches. This directive is due to be enforced later this month and it calls for all airlines to power-cycle their B787s before the aircraft reaches the specified days of continuous power-on operation. The power cycling is needed to prevent stale data from populating the aircraft's systems, a problem that has occurred on different 787 systems in the past. Otherwise, pilots could be reading a "display of misleading data" with that data including airspeed, altitude, and engine operating indications.

If there is one positive that can come from this pandemic it's that dogs and cats may live a little bit longer. At least in one Chinese city, which just banned eating dogs and cats during the coronavirus outbreak. Officials in Shenzhen, which is about 16 miles from Hong Kong, announced the new law that will go into effect on May 1. They said, “Dogs and cats as pets have established a much closer relationship with humans than all other animals, and banning the consumption of dogs and cats and other pets is a common practice in developed countries and in Hong Kong and Taiwan.”

Sunday is National Deep Dish Pizza Day, and one of the greatest debates in history remains: “New York style pizza vs Chicago Deep Dish.” No one is going to solve that question today, but lovers of the deep stuff will rejoice: April 5th is the day to cheer deep-dish goodness.

Has anyone tried this hack? Apparently it makes a big difference when you order pizza. Especially pizza with really good crust.

The next time you order, ask them NOT to cut it into slices. Here's why . . .

As soon as they cut it, the oil and sauce start dripping down and soaking into the crust. So by the time it gets to you, the crust is much soggier than it was when they took it out of the oven.

Apparently it makes a bigger difference with higher-end pizza. It doesn't matter as much at places like Domino's where the crust is already kinda soft. (That said, the Domino's website has a tab that makes it easy to order your pizza "uncut.")

If you don't have a pizza cutter at home, there are some cheap ones on Amazon for about ten bucks. Or just use a big knife or kitchen shears.

It also sounds like it might make sense in this post-coronavirus world we now live in. Less hands touching your pizza can't be a bad thing, right?

HBO announced Thursday that they are making over 500 hours of programming free beginning April 3 via their HBO Go and HBO Now streaming platforms.

The network says it’s doing so “to provide some entertainment relief for those doing their part to keep everyone safe and healthy in this time of social isolation.”

Among...]]>6334free,freehbo,hbocleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scott-wilson-of-saving-abel--24787015
Scott is also an award winning producer, noted in many publications in 2016. He completed 7 full recording projects in 2016. Those 7 projects include the Emperors and Elephants release "Moth" and the prog band "SOURCE"; both are with Pavement Entertainment Group.

He started his professional music career at the age of 17 touring with "The Hymnsmen". Since then, he has toured/performed/recorded/shared the stage with Montgomery Gentry, Eve to Adam, Tremonti, Alter Bridge, Smile Empty Soul, Trent Thomlinson, John Michael Montgomery, Saliva, Trapt, Puddle of Mudd, Alien Ant Farm, Troy Gentry, Eddie Montgomery, Mark Chestnut, Dwight Whitley, John Elefante (Kansas), Mel Tillis, Florida Georgia Line, Scott Weiland, Marshall Tucker Band, Hinder, Austin Winkler, 12 Stones, Lori Morgan, Tim Hallard, NonPoint, Pam Tillis, Nothing More, Crazy Town, Straight Shot, Starset, Calvary Heirs, Whiskey River, Kiss Army, Scott Stapp, and P.O.D.

Scott also has a line of branded merchandise available at Bass Bomb Store. He donates partial proceeds to help various charities.

When Scott isn't touring he travels around the nation producing both national acts and helping local/regional bands reach the next level. He calls home Colorado Springs. Scott is also a partner in a recording studio venture, Sunshine Studio and Venue Sunshine Studios Live.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24787015Fri, 03 Apr 2020 18:18:52 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Scott Wilson is a professional touring/recording bass player with a versatile performing style and background vocal expertise. This combination of skills have landed him on many notable sound stages. He is a member of the band SAVING ABEL, the band...
Scott is also an award winning producer, noted in many publications in 2016. He completed 7 full recording projects in 2016. Those 7 projects include the Emperors and Elephants release "Moth" and the prog band "SOURCE"; both are with Pavement Entertainment Group.

He started his professional music career at the age of 17 touring with "The Hymnsmen". Since then, he has toured/performed/recorded/shared the stage with Montgomery Gentry, Eve to Adam, Tremonti, Alter Bridge, Smile Empty Soul, Trent Thomlinson, John Michael Montgomery, Saliva, Trapt, Puddle of Mudd, Alien Ant Farm, Troy Gentry, Eddie Montgomery, Mark Chestnut, Dwight Whitley, John Elefante (Kansas), Mel Tillis, Florida Georgia Line, Scott Weiland, Marshall Tucker Band, Hinder, Austin Winkler, 12 Stones, Lori Morgan, Tim Hallard, NonPoint, Pam Tillis, Nothing More, Crazy Town, Straight Shot, Starset, Calvary Heirs, Whiskey River, Kiss Army, Scott Stapp, and P.O.D.

Scott also has a line of branded merchandise available at Bass Bomb Store. He donates partial proceeds to help various charities.

When Scott isn't touring he travels around the nation producing both national acts and helping local/regional bands reach the next level. He calls home Colorado Springs. Scott is also a partner in a recording studio venture, Sunshine Studio and Venue Sunshine Studios Live.]]>1271abel,saving,savingabel,scott,scottwilson,wilsoncleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/happy-ending-burritos--24748426
1. Coronavirus is now the third-highest cause of death in the U.S., leading to more deaths on a daily basis than heart disease and cancer. It has surpassed Alzheimer's, strokes, chronic lung disease, and accidents.

The current official government projection of 100,000 to 240,000 American deaths would surpass World War One, the Vietnam War, the Korean War, and Desert Storm.

2. It's definitely looking like the government is going to officially recommend we start wearing face masks in public to try to slow the infection rate.

3. The government's emergency stockpile of medical equipment is almost completely gone.

4. It feels like yesterday was one of the tamest April Fools' Days ever, and in some countries, it wasn't even an option . . . places like Thailand, India, and Taiwan threatened fines and JAIL TIME to people who pulled coronavirus pranks.

5. A gas station in Cleveland, Ohio dropped its price to 69 cents a gallon this week . . . that's the lowest gas price in the U.S. since 1978.

6. 28 students at the University of Texas who went on a spring break trip to Mexico have now tested positive for coronavirus.

7. A church in Louisiana held a service on Tuesday because the pastor says, quote, "The virus, we believe, is politically motivated."

And a pastor in Pennsylvania says he's trying to organize a "Woodstock"-style outdoor Easter service to protest stay-at-home orders.

8. Dr. Anthony Fauci has been given a security detail after receiving death threats. He's been a target of some right wing groups who believe he's undermining President Trump.


Like almost everyone else these days, O.J. Simpson has watched the Netflix documentary Tiger King--and he has opinions about who the real killer is.

Simpson, himself once accused of murdering his ex-spouse, believes that Carole Baskin murdered her husband, Don Lewis, who disappeared in 1997. She has since remarried. "There's not a shred of doubt in my mind that that lady's husband is tiger sashimi right now," Simpson said after a round of golf in Nevada. "I'm just saying."

Simpson also weighed in on Baskin's tiger sanctuary and her interested in big cats. "White people!! What's with you and wild animals?! Leave them animals alone!" Simpson said.

Baskin's rival Joe Exotic, the star of the Netflix documentary, is serving 22 years for hiring someone to kill her, as well as other animal-related crimes.

Is it just me, or was yesterday the most low-key, prankless April Fools' Day of all time? I think most of us either didn't have the mental energy to pull a gag, or just figured that we've all been through enough already.

But some celebrities went for it. And if you're wondering if ANYONE was stupid or unimaginative enough to falsely claim they had the coronavirus . . . the answer is yes.

His name is Kim Jae-joong, from the K-pop duo JYJ. And after his stupidity made headlines around the world, he apologized . . . and claimed he was trying to raise AWARENESS.

Here are some less harmful celebrity April Fools' pranks:

1. Lil Nas X claimed he was never actually gay.

2. Public Enemy now claims that Flavor Flav's firing was an elaborate prank . . . and his rift with Chuck D was staged.

3. There was a fake story going around that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West met with President Trump to get Joe Exotic from "Tiger King" out of prison. Kim and Kanye had nothing to do with the rumor, but a lot of people bought it.

4. Someone started a rumor that Damian Lillard of the Portland Trailblazers wants to be traded to the Lakers. And he had to remind his fans what day it was.

Well here's an excuse for speeding that no cop ever heard before this year. A 35-year-old guy in Sydney, Australia was pulled over on Monday for doing 100 miles-an-hour in his Lamborghini in a 55 mile-an-hour zone.His excuse? He told the cops he was rushing to the hospital to get tested for coronavirus.The cops gave him a fine for speeding and his license was suspended.Apparently he WAS tested, but there's no word on whether it came back positive.

A Michigan town can rest a little easier after police finally caught a notorious flasher after 20 years of searching for him. A plague of unwanted nudity spanned more than a decade in southeast Kent County until police finally caught up with Steven Todd Pastoor, better known as the Cascade Flasher. Officials say he admitted to several dozen indecent exposures over the last 20 years. Pastoor allegedly had a routine: he kept his shirt and hat on but was naked from the waist down. He also always vanished without a trace. Police finally caught him after he made the mistake of following just one woman who had cameras at her house that caught his license plate.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24748426Thu, 02 Apr 2020 16:16:12 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Here are some of the major coronavirus developments that are making headlines right now . . . 1. Coronavirus is now the third-highest cause of death in the U.S., leading to more deaths on a daily basis than heart disease and cancer. It has...
1. Coronavirus is now the third-highest cause of death in the U.S., leading to more deaths on a daily basis than heart disease and cancer. It has surpassed Alzheimer's, strokes, chronic lung disease, and accidents.

The current official government projection of 100,000 to 240,000 American deaths would surpass World War One, the Vietnam War, the Korean War, and Desert Storm.

2. It's definitely looking like the government is going to officially recommend we start wearing face masks in public to try to slow the infection rate.

3. The government's emergency stockpile of medical equipment is almost completely gone.

4. It feels like yesterday was one of the tamest April Fools' Days ever, and in some countries, it wasn't even an option . . . places like Thailand, India, and Taiwan threatened fines and JAIL TIME to people who pulled coronavirus pranks.

5. A gas station in Cleveland, Ohio dropped its price to 69 cents a gallon this week . . . that's the lowest gas price in the U.S. since 1978.

6. 28 students at the University of Texas who went on a spring break trip to Mexico have now tested positive for coronavirus.

7. A church in Louisiana held a service on Tuesday because the pastor says, quote, "The virus, we believe, is politically motivated."

And a pastor in Pennsylvania says he's trying to organize a "Woodstock"-style outdoor Easter service to protest stay-at-home orders.

8. Dr. Anthony Fauci has been given a security detail after receiving death threats. He's been a target of some right wing groups who believe he's undermining President Trump.


Like almost everyone else these days, O.J. Simpson has watched the Netflix documentary Tiger King--and he has opinions about who the real killer is.

Simpson, himself once accused of murdering his ex-spouse, believes that Carole Baskin murdered her husband, Don Lewis, who disappeared in 1997. She has since remarried. "There's not a shred of doubt in my mind that that lady's husband is tiger sashimi right now," Simpson said after a round of golf in Nevada. "I'm just saying."

Simpson also weighed in on Baskin's tiger sanctuary and her interested in big cats. "White people!! What's with you and wild animals?! Leave them animals alone!" Simpson said.

Baskin's rival Joe Exotic, the star of the Netflix documentary, is serving 22 years for hiring someone to kill her, as well as other animal-related crimes.

Is it just me, or was yesterday the most low-key, prankless April Fools' Day of all time? I think most of us either didn't have the mental energy to pull a gag, or just figured that we've all been through enough already.

But some celebrities went for it. And if you're wondering if ANYONE was stupid or unimaginative enough to falsely claim they had the coronavirus . . . the answer is yes.

His name is Kim Jae-joong, from the K-pop duo JYJ. And after his stupidity made headlines around the world, he apologized . . . and claimed he was trying to raise AWARENESS.

Here are some less harmful celebrity April Fools' pranks:

1. Lil Nas X claimed he was never actually gay.

2. Public Enemy now claims that Flavor Flav's firing was an elaborate prank . . . and his rift with Chuck D was staged.

3. There was a fake story going around that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West met with President Trump to get Joe Exotic from "Tiger King" out of prison. Kim and Kanye had nothing to do with the rumor, but a lot of people bought it.

4. Someone started a rumor that Damian Lillard of the Portland Trailblazers wants to be traded to the Lakers. And he had to remind his fans what day it was.

Well here's an excuse for speeding that no cop ever heard before...]]>5719baskin,carole,carolebaskin,coronavirus,covid19,happyending,king,ojsimpson,robertkraft,tiger,tigerkingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cadbury-creme-egg--24712317
1. First and foremost: Experts think we'll see the number of coronavirus cases start to trend DOWN later this month. Probably peaking in about two weeks. So stay safe, hang tight, and remember it won't last forever.

2. Sports are on hold right now. But WrestleMania is happening this weekend. And the first round of the NFL Draft is still scheduled for April 23rd.


3. April 15th won't be as stressful this year now that Tax Day is July 15th. Instead, look forward to STIMULUS CHECKS hopefully hitting bank accounts later this month.

4. There's a ton of TV to watch: The "Modern Family" finale is next Wednesday. The "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" reboot starts the same night. The new "Bachelor" spin-off "Listen to Your Heart" lands April 13th. The sixth season of "Bosch" hits Amazon Prime on April 17th. And "The Grammy Salute to Prince" airs April 21st.

5. The holidays: Obviously the big one is Easter on April 12th. But tomorrow is National Burrito Day . . . National Beer Day is April 7th . . . Passover starts April 8th . . . National Pet Day is April 11th . . . and Earth Day is April 22nd.

6. And since everyone's working from home right now, this last one is easier to celebrate than ever . . . April 16th is "Wear Pajamas to Work Day."

NFL owners approved a plan Tuesday to expand the league's playoff format to include 14 teams. The new format will go into effect in the 2020 season, and at least three-quarters of the owners voted for approval.

This is the first playoff expansion for the league since 1990, although commissioner Roger Goodell has reportedly been considering the idea for a decade.

Here are the changes:

There will now be three wildcard teams in each conference instead of two.

Only #1 seeds will have first-round byes now.

#2 seeds will now host the new #7 seed during the wildcard round.

Wildcard weekend will feature consecutive days of wildcard tripleheaders.

As part of that wildcard weekend, Nickelodeon will simulcast one of the games, and it will reportedly be a kid-focused broadcast, as the league tries to attract younger viewers.

In Jacksonville, Florida, a 50-year-old man named Randolph White has been arrested for allegedly spraying the doors of a PetSmart with a container labeled "COVID-19." Witnesses told investigators that just before noon Sunday, White was seen spraying the substance on and around the entrance doors of the business. He reportedly then told employees and customers in the area that they were now infected with COVID-19.

White was arrested on charges that include the threatened use of a weapon or hoax weapon of mass destruction. He was later released from jail on bonds totaling $15,000. Witnesses say he went to the pet store with a woman who was undergoing treatment for cancer and got into a dispute with an employee after spraying the entry doors with a disinfectant.


We're all learning what is and isn't an "essential" business right now. And apparently, COCAINE DEALER is considered "non-essential" . . . even if basically every cocaine user out there would VEHEMENTLY disagree.

The police in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada started following a 29-year-old guy for aggressive driving on Friday night . . . and they watched as he made a bunch of stops to sell drugs.

They eventually pulled him over and found a bunch of cocaine and cash in the car, so he was charged with drug trafficking. And since coke dealing is a non-essential business in Ontario during the pandemic, he also got a ticket that carries a $750 fine.

Oh, I'm SURE that the employees working at the Starbucks drive-thru right now are going to be just thrilled when you order THIS.

There's a new "secret menu" Frappuccino making the rounds online right now . . . a Cadbury Crème Egg Frappuccino.

If you want one and the barista says they've never heard of it, here's how to order it . . .

1. Start with a Java Chip Frappuccino.
2. Add Frappuccino Roast.
3. Add vanilla syrup.
4. Add caramel syrup.
5. Add vanilla bean powder.
6. Then get whipped cream on top, and have them put caramel and chocolate on the whipped cream.

All of that should add up to around $7.50 for a grande.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24712317Wed, 01 Apr 2020 14:57:30 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It feels like everything's been cancelled because of the crisis. But here are five things you can STILL look forward to in April . . . 1. First and foremost: Experts think we'll see the number of coronavirus cases start to trend DOWN later this...
1. First and foremost: Experts think we'll see the number of coronavirus cases start to trend DOWN later this month. Probably peaking in about two weeks. So stay safe, hang tight, and remember it won't last forever.

2. Sports are on hold right now. But WrestleMania is happening this weekend. And the first round of the NFL Draft is still scheduled for April 23rd.


3. April 15th won't be as stressful this year now that Tax Day is July 15th. Instead, look forward to STIMULUS CHECKS hopefully hitting bank accounts later this month.

4. There's a ton of TV to watch: The "Modern Family" finale is next Wednesday. The "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" reboot starts the same night. The new "Bachelor" spin-off "Listen to Your Heart" lands April 13th. The sixth season of "Bosch" hits Amazon Prime on April 17th. And "The Grammy Salute to Prince" airs April 21st.

5. The holidays: Obviously the big one is Easter on April 12th. But tomorrow is National Burrito Day . . . National Beer Day is April 7th . . . Passover starts April 8th . . . National Pet Day is April 11th . . . and Earth Day is April 22nd.

6. And since everyone's working from home right now, this last one is easier to celebrate than ever . . . April 16th is "Wear Pajamas to Work Day."

NFL owners approved a plan Tuesday to expand the league's playoff format to include 14 teams. The new format will go into effect in the 2020 season, and at least three-quarters of the owners voted for approval.

This is the first playoff expansion for the league since 1990, although commissioner Roger Goodell has reportedly been considering the idea for a decade.

Here are the changes:

There will now be three wildcard teams in each conference instead of two.

Only #1 seeds will have first-round byes now.

#2 seeds will now host the new #7 seed during the wildcard round.

Wildcard weekend will feature consecutive days of wildcard tripleheaders.

As part of that wildcard weekend, Nickelodeon will simulcast one of the games, and it will reportedly be a kid-focused broadcast, as the league tries to attract younger viewers.

In Jacksonville, Florida, a 50-year-old man named Randolph White has been arrested for allegedly spraying the doors of a PetSmart with a container labeled "COVID-19." Witnesses told investigators that just before noon Sunday, White was seen spraying the substance on and around the entrance doors of the business. He reportedly then told employees and customers in the area that they were now infected with COVID-19.

White was arrested on charges that include the threatened use of a weapon or hoax weapon of mass destruction. He was later released from jail on bonds totaling $15,000. Witnesses say he went to the pet store with a woman who was undergoing treatment for cancer and got into a dispute with an employee after spraying the entry doors with a disinfectant.


We're all learning what is and isn't an "essential" business right now. And apparently, COCAINE DEALER is considered "non-essential" . . . even if basically every cocaine user out there would VEHEMENTLY disagree.

The police in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada started following a 29-year-old guy for aggressive driving on Friday night . . . and they watched as he made a bunch of stops to sell drugs.

They eventually pulled him over and found a bunch of cocaine and cash in the car, so he was charged with drug trafficking. And since coke dealing is a non-essential business in Ontario during the pandemic, he also got a ticket that carries a $750 fine.

Oh, I'm SURE that the employees working at the Starbucks drive-thru right now are going to be just thrilled...]]>4046cadbury,cocaine,covid-19,cremeegg,nfl,tb12,tombradycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/free-taco-tuesday--24677714
Today in 1973, Ken Norton defeated Muhammad Ali in a 12-round split decision. Ali had his jaw broken during the fight.

Today in 1993, Brandon Lee, the son of actor Bruce Lee, died of abdominal wounds after being shot by a .44 caliber bullet from a gun that was supposed to be rigged with blanks. He was filming a scene for the movie “The Crow” in Wilmington, North Carolina.

March 31st is National Clam on the Half Shell Day! The best variety of hardshell clams (also called Quahogs) for serving on the half-shell is the topneck, but you’ll find recipes using littlenecks and cherrystone as well. The topnecks run about two inches across, and the meaty clam is enough for a bite-sized morsel of Atlantic saltwater goodness.

Everybody's stressed from the coronavirus pandemic right now. But according to a new study from Wallethub, some U.S. states are much better at handling stress than others. Based on such factors as average hours worked per week, personal bankruptcy rate and share of adults getting adequate sleep, here are their rankings of the 10 most stressed states in the U.S. for 2020.

Louisiana
Mississippi
New Mexico
Arkansas
West Virginia
Nevada
Kentucky
Alabama
Oklahoma
Alaska

And here are the 10 least stressed states

Minnesota
North Dakota
South Dakota
Iowa
Utah
New Hampshire
Hawaii
Colorado
Wisconsin
Maryland

While airlines, restaurants and other industries are suffering right now, one is not: the sneaker resale business. Last week, Kanye West released the Adidas Yeezy 350 v2 “Cinder” for $220, but they're already showing up on sneaker resale sites like GOAT and StockX for more than $270. Even shoes like the Lebron 17 "Lakers" Colorway size 10 shoes are priced at $295, even though in some retail stores they were listed for $200 a few weeks ago. It's important to watch for fakes; says resale site Stadium Goods, which also has a physical storefront when a pandemic isn't happening, verifies shoes before listing them.

IN MORE SPORT MEMORABILIA NEWS

A towel that Kobe Bryant draped over his shoulders after playing his final NBA game has sold for big money at auction, the Los Angeles Times reports. The towel sold Sunday night, and it received 16 total bids before final it sold for $33,077.16. It is the second time that that particular towel has been sold, after the fan who pulled it off Bryant's shoulders sold it in 2016 for $8365. A Lakers fan and collector name David Kholer won the bid. Bryant wore the towel while making a retirement speech on April 13, 2016, finishing up his 20-year NBA career.


You know how you can mark yourself "safe" from emergencies on Facebook? Well, we need to get our oldest celebrities hooked up to something like that for the coronavirus.

Here's a checklist of celebrities over the age of 90:

1. 99-year-old Hugh Downs. He's a retired news anchor your grandparents used to watch on "20/20" with Barbara Walters.

2. 98-year-old Betty White

3. 98-year-old Carl Reiner

4. 96-year-old Bob Barker. Bob is experiencing one main difference: Normally, he'd be watching sports at home, but since there aren't any sports happening, he's been watching a lot of old war movies.

5. 94-year-old Angela Lansbury

6. 94-year-old Dick Van Dyke

7. 93-year-old Mel Brooks

8. 93-year-old Harry Belafonte

9. 90-year-old Bob Newhart

10. 90-year-old John Astin. Gomez Addams on "The Addams Family", and The Riddler on "Batman" in the '60s.


Here's a piece of corporate synergy we never saw coming. The lunatics at PepsiCo just created Mountain Dew-flavored Doritos. According to one person who tried them, they taste like, quote, "citrus lime detergent." Unfortunately, they're only on sale in Australia right now . . . but maybe you can make some at home by dumping a bottle of Mountain Dew into a bag of Doritos and shaking it up?

I guess this is a new cousin of the CRONUT . . . the combo of a croissant and a pizza. The crozza? The pissant? DiGiorno just started selling a frozen pizza that has a CROISSANT crust. And from the picture on the box . . . yeah, it really looks like the entire crust is just one big croissant. The pizza is brand new, so there's no guarantee it'll be in stock anywhere right now . . . but then again, when I try to place an online grocery order, everything else is out of stock too right now so who knows?

When the whole panic-buying thing first started, what's the dumbest thing you immediately stocked up on . . . so now you've got WAY too much of it? Here are some of the best answers we've received on the Jason and Benny Hotline

1. Eight giant bottles of ketchup.
2. A ton of Chef Boyardee, even though they hadn't eaten it since the '90s.
3. WAY too many eggs. A lot of people said they bought too much milk and bread too.
4. Three tubs of hummus, even though no one in their family eats it.
5. A ton of quinoa, even though they hate quinoa.
6. A case of Spam.
7. A, quote, "uncomfortable amount of pistachios."
8. Dozens of boxes of condoms for some reason.
9. 32 mini packets of yeast to make bread . . . even though they've never made bread.
10. About four years' worth of mayonnaise.


A Florida man who was recently stopped for reckless driving wound up coughing on a deputy and telling him he had the coronavirus. Christian Perez was given a mask, but pulled it off and coughed in the direction of the officer, who put the mask on the 23-year-old's mouth again. Sheriff William Snyder said, “We have zero tolerance for this despicable behavior, and anyone who threatens the health and lives of my deputies will face the maximum charges." Perez was arrested and faces charges of driving under the influence, driving without a license and threatening and assaulting an officer.


When you can't be around other humans, I guess this is how you improvise when you need some help? There's a 51-year-old guy from Lakewood, Washington who got into a high-speed police chase on Sunday in his 1996 Buick. And as the cops were chasing him, they realized he wasn't driving . . . his pet PIT BULL was behind the wheel.

Yes, really. The car was going over 100 miles-per-hour and the guy wound up hitting two other cars before the cops stopped him with spike strips. Somehow, as far as we know, no one was hurt.
The guy told the cops he was teaching the dog how to drive so the pit bull was in the driver's seat while the guy handled the wheel and gas pedal.He was charged with a DUI, reckless driving, hit-and-run, and felony eluding. The dog is not facing any charges.


In some former Soviet republics, leaders have taken minimal steps to address the coronavirus threat. In Belarus, which has had at least 94 confirmed cases, President President Alexander Lukashenko recommended ice hockey for its anti-viral properties. "It's better to die standing than to live on your knees," he said in an interview after playing a hockey game Saturday. "This is a fridge, this is healthy, there is nothing better than sport, especially ice which is the real anti-viral medicine." He also recommended a sauna and vodka. "When you get out of sauna you shouldn't just wash your hands — down a shot of vodka," he said. "I don't drink myself, and I don't advocate for it, but I'll be okay with, it's tolerable at least until Victory Day on May 9." In Turkmenistan, President Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov's March 13 cabinet meeting readout did not mention the coronavirus, but instead mentioned the benefits of burning the plant yuzarlik (Peganum harmala), a folk remedy, to prevent infectious diseases.

Here are some NOT-so-serious stories we've seen about the coronavirus outbreak . . .

1. The newest social media challenge for the lockdown: Walk in totally naked on your significant other while he's playing video games and record his reaction.

2. Since everyone's rolling deep in toilet paper, now people are sharing social media pictures of their toilet paper origami.

3. Facebook is working on . . . a coronavirus reaction button?

4. There are submarine crews out there that may still not know about the pandemic.

5. The French police have shared some of the stranger calls they've received since the quarantine began, including "Can my husband spend the weekend with his mistress?" and "A stranger caressed my horse, is there a risk it's contaminated?"

6. A doomsday shelter in Colorado has seen lots of new interest since the pandemic began.

7. A guy rode his bike into the sea in Italy to try to avoid a police lockdown checkpoint.

8. About 20 police officers went to a British comedy club because they saw a Facebook Live stream of a show going on inside . . . turns out the show was taped weeks ago.

9. Rich people from New York City who are quarantining at their mansions in the Hamptons are paying limo companies to bring them their mail from the city. Sigh.

Can’t find a loaf of bread at the grocery store? Jimmy John’s is here to help. With supermarkets struggling to keep staples, including bread, on the shelves, the chain is stepping in to assist during shortages. The sandwich restaurant is now offering to deliver 16-inch loaves of its signature French bread.

The breads are $2 a piece and they’re also available at Jimmy John’s drive-thru and curbside pick-up. If you want to stay home and have them deliver it to you, their Freaky Fresh Bread on Demand service has a $3 minimum, so you could just treat yourself to two loaves.

If you’re thinking of leaving the house today to pick up something to eat, you may want to consider heading to Taco Bell. The chain is giving away free tacos for drive-thru customers today only. You don’t even have to buy anything to score one of their seasoned beef Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos, they’re just doing it to help spread joy during this time of social distancing.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24677714Tue, 31 Mar 2020 14:54:17 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Today in 1918, the U.S. switched to Daylight Savings Time for the first time. The time change left enough light for many activities, especially in farming areas. Today in 1973, Ken Norton defeated Muhammad Ali in a 12-round split decision. Ali had...
Today in 1973, Ken Norton defeated Muhammad Ali in a 12-round split decision. Ali had his jaw broken during the fight.

Today in 1993, Brandon Lee, the son of actor Bruce Lee, died of abdominal wounds after being shot by a .44 caliber bullet from a gun that was supposed to be rigged with blanks. He was filming a scene for the movie “The Crow” in Wilmington, North Carolina.

March 31st is National Clam on the Half Shell Day! The best variety of hardshell clams (also called Quahogs) for serving on the half-shell is the topneck, but you’ll find recipes using littlenecks and cherrystone as well. The topnecks run about two inches across, and the meaty clam is enough for a bite-sized morsel of Atlantic saltwater goodness.

Everybody's stressed from the coronavirus pandemic right now. But according to a new study from Wallethub, some U.S. states are much better at handling stress than others. Based on such factors as average hours worked per week, personal bankruptcy rate and share of adults getting adequate sleep, here are their rankings of the 10 most stressed states in the U.S. for 2020.

Louisiana
Mississippi
New Mexico
Arkansas
West Virginia
Nevada
Kentucky
Alabama
Oklahoma
Alaska

And here are the 10 least stressed states

Minnesota
North Dakota
South Dakota
Iowa
Utah
New Hampshire
Hawaii
Colorado
Wisconsin
Maryland

While airlines, restaurants and other industries are suffering right now, one is not: the sneaker resale business. Last week, Kanye West released the Adidas Yeezy 350 v2 “Cinder” for $220, but they're already showing up on sneaker resale sites like GOAT and StockX for more than $270. Even shoes like the Lebron 17 "Lakers" Colorway size 10 shoes are priced at $295, even though in some retail stores they were listed for $200 a few weeks ago. It's important to watch for fakes; says resale site Stadium Goods, which also has a physical storefront when a pandemic isn't happening, verifies shoes before listing them.

IN MORE SPORT MEMORABILIA NEWS

A towel that Kobe Bryant draped over his shoulders after playing his final NBA game has sold for big money at auction, the Los Angeles Times reports. The towel sold Sunday night, and it received 16 total bids before final it sold for $33,077.16. It is the second time that that particular towel has been sold, after the fan who pulled it off Bryant's shoulders sold it in 2016 for $8365. A Lakers fan and collector name David Kholer won the bid. Bryant wore the towel while making a retirement speech on April 13, 2016, finishing up his 20-year NBA career.


You know how you can mark yourself "safe" from emergencies on Facebook? Well, we need to get our oldest celebrities hooked up to something like that for the coronavirus.

Here's a checklist of celebrities over the age of 90:

1. 99-year-old Hugh Downs. He's a retired news anchor your grandparents used to watch on "20/20" with Barbara Walters.

2. 98-year-old Betty White

3. 98-year-old Carl Reiner

4. 96-year-old Bob Barker. Bob is experiencing one main difference: Normally, he'd be watching sports at home, but since there aren't any sports happening, he's been watching a lot of old war movies.

5. 94-year-old Angela Lansbury

6. 94-year-old Dick Van Dyke

7. 93-year-old Mel Brooks

8. 93-year-old Harry Belafonte

9. 90-year-old Bob Newhart

10. 90-year-old John Astin. Gomez Addams on "The Addams Family", and The Riddler on "Batman" in the '60s.


Here's a piece of corporate synergy we never saw coming. The lunatics at...]]>4587cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/lsd-on-a-stick--24633199
Today in 1982, Columbia space shuttle completed its third and longest test flight after eight days in space.

Today in 1983, basketball star Larry Bird of the Boston Celtics set a regular season scoring record with 53 points. The record stayed intact until 1985, when Bird broke his own record with a 60-point performance on March 12th.

Today in 1993, Charlie Brown hit his first home run in the “Peanuts” comic strip.

March 30th is National Doctors Day! Coughs and chills aren’t only for moms to deal with, which is why on March 30th we annually celebrate Doctors Day. Today is the perfect opportunity to thank your local doctor or physician for their service.

The very first Doctor’s Day was celebrated on this day in 1933 in Winder, Georgia, Dr. Charles B. Almond’s wife, Eudora Brown Almond, dedicated a day to honor physicians. The tradition quickly spread and in 1990, the House and Senate officially declared March 30th “National Doctor’s Day.”

Major League Baseball is currently in uncharted territory as the start of the 2020 season has been delayed due to the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic.

But when it does finally start, it doesn’t take a genius to know that they will be playing games with as few days off as possible.

And the one of the most obvious ways way to do that likely will be eliminating the 2020 MLB All-Star Game, which was set to take place at Dodger Stadium.

Couple that with the fact that the recent agreement between the MLB and the Players Association includes a promise to begin immediately discussing an accelerated spring training schedule, split doubleheaders for the regular season, expand rosters, potentially eliminate of the All-Star Game, and extend the regular season into October, and you have to figure that game is the first thing to go when they baseball resumes.

Actually, it will be the second—the first will be the coronavirus.

Donuts Delite, a doughnut shop in Rochester, N.Y., is selling doughnuts featuring the likeness of Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Fauci, an immunologist and director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, has entered into the spotlight as he appears regularly during President Donald Trump's televised briefings about the COVID-19 pandemic.

The doughnut is made by printing an image of Fauci, 79, onto thin edible paper placed on top of a thick layer of buttercream frosting.

"We're watching the news like everyone else," franchisee of Donuts Delite Nick Semeraro said to Democrat and Chronicle.

"He's on TV giving us the facts, you've got to respect that. We're bipartisan, we stay neutral, but you've got to give credit where credit's due," he continued.

"People are buying them like crazy," Semeraro said. "We're making more right now."

The Fauci doughnuts cost $2.10 each or $11 for a half-dozen and $20 for a dozen plus tax. Customers can order them for takeout, curbside pickup or delivery.


Self-isolating parents have come up with a way to apparently keep themselves occupied while quarantined with their kids. It involves them tricking the kids into believing they’ve been smeared with poop. What fun.

It's called the “poop challenge,” and it's a viral prank that involves parents asking their kids to bring them toilet paper while on the toilet. When their kids oblige, they smear them with fake poo made from chocolate or peanut butter and then upload their reactions to social media for laughs.

In one of the more popular videos, a mom asks her daughter if she’s mad after punking her with the excremental Rickroll. “I’m always not mad at you,” replies the understanding girl while washing her hands. It's received over 14 million views thus far.

A question that, basically, everyone in the world is asking is: When will life go back to normal?

The vague answer is: When around 60% to 80% of the population is resistant to coronavirus, either from a vaccine or because they got it, recovered, and developed a temporary immunity. And that's IF getting it and recovering even leads to immunity.

But more specifically . . . when WILL life go back to normal? "The Atlantic" interviewed several epidemiologists who gave four possible timelines for the U.S. Here's the rundown . . .

1. One to two months. The experts think this is highly unlikely . . . but if, somehow, coronavirus turns out to be NOT as serious as it seems to be, we could start getting back to normal in a few months.

But even if things aren't back to normal in a few months, at least we'll have a better sense of whether people who get the virus develop an immunity and how long it could last . . . which will give us a clearer picture on the actual timeline.

2. Three to four months. This scenario could happen if we learn that lots of people have gotten the virus, worked through it with minor symptoms, and developed immunity. Then we can isolate clusters or at-risk people as others get back to normal.

This scenario will require the U.S. getting up to speed on testing and, possibly, scientists quickly developing a treatment that can help ease symptoms and maybe even prevent some deaths from the virus.

3. Four to 12 months. This scenario is entirely dependent on whether the warm weather in the summer will slow down coronavirus like it slows down the flu.

If so, big crowds are probably still out of the question, but smaller groups might be okay. We would probably need another round of social distancing in the fall, depending on how widespread testing and a vaccine are coming along.

4. 12 to 18 months . . . or longer. It would be, quote, "world record, lightning speed" if a vaccine is ready before next spring . . . and once it's ready, it needs to be produced and administered to 350 million people.

And if there's no vaccine, then life wouldn't really go back to "normal" until we hit a population-level immunity.

A postal worker on South Tyneside Britan is delivering his rounds in fancy dress to "lift the spirits" of the community during the outbreak of coronavirus.

Jon Matson, from West Boldon, said when he was no longer able to work alongside his co-worker, he asked if he could do his rounds in fancy dress.

So far he has dressed as Little Bo Beep and a Greek soldier for his deliveries in West Boldon and Boldon Colliery.

The 39-year-old said the reaction from people on day one was "amazing."

Mr. Matson said he had been told he could do his round in fancy dress as long as he wore his ID and company provided shoes.

The father-of-two, who has worked for the Royal Mail for four years, said: "The reaction on day one was amazing. A few people didn't notice at first, but the word started to spread on Facebook and people were looking out for me.

Mr. Matson said he had a "good selection of costumes" to come, and he wanted people to "keep guessing what will come to the door each day".

MEANWHILE As if people don't have enough to worry about these days, a doorbell camera caught one Amazon delivery worker delivering a package to the doorstep but not before spitting all over it before leaving. This comes during the coronavirus pandemic.

The doorbell video shows him leaving his mark on a box outside a duplex in the Hancock Park area of Los Angeles. The unidentified worker is seen putting down the package, bending over, spitting, catching some of the spittle, and apparently spreading it on the package. Then he snaps a shot to confirm the delivery like it was business as usual.

Resident Marcus Martinez said, "I received the box and saw a big wet spot and then checked the camera!" Reportedly, an Amazon rep "gasped in horror" at the video and said the worker was from a third party service. Amazon says it's "aggressively investigating."

Here's an unexpected byproduct of coronavirus. Of course a lot more Americans are teleconferencing from home now and when you teleconference, no one can see your pants-and that's driving a spike in shirt sales.

Dan Bartlett, Walmart's EVP of corporate affairs, said, "We're seeing increased sales in tops, but not bottoms. So, people who are concerned, obviously, from the waist up." He added, "These behaviors are going to continue to change and evolve as people get accustomed to this new lifestyle if you will."

He also sees "massive volume" in American online orders and, in some states, brick-and-mortar sales as well. In addition to shirts and cleaning products like Purell, Bartlett says Walmart is seeing a specific sales boost in home entertainment items like DVDs and crafting items like popsicle sticks. Quote, "I think we've sold over 30 million Popsicle sticks."


Disney parks are closed due to the coronavirus lockdown, and with most folks unable to leave their house anyway, many families are missing out on their Spring Break Disney vacations. But it turns out there is a way to get the Disney experience at home. The YouTube channel “Virtual Disney World” has been around for about four years, offering folks virtual reality rides through 360-degree videos, which can be viewed with a virtual reality headset or a smart phone with a headset. It includes rides from Disney World's Epcot and Magic Kingdom, Disneyland, Disney's California Adventure, Universal and more.

As the COVID-19 pandemic continues to ravage the United States, there is an increasing sense that even the NFL’s season won’t proceed as normally scheduled.

There has already been some concern voiced by NFL coaches that the season may be delayed. Then a report yesterday out of NBC Sports alleged that “everything is on the table” looking ahead at the 2020 season, including no games being played at all.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24633199Mon, 30 Mar 2020 14:30:49 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Today in 1858, Hymen Lipman of Philadelphia patented the pencil with an attached eraser. For the record? The average pencil can write a continuous line 35-miles long. Today in 1982, Columbia space shuttle completed its third and longest test flight...
Today in 1982, Columbia space shuttle completed its third and longest test flight after eight days in space.

Today in 1983, basketball star Larry Bird of the Boston Celtics set a regular season scoring record with 53 points. The record stayed intact until 1985, when Bird broke his own record with a 60-point performance on March 12th.

Today in 1993, Charlie Brown hit his first home run in the “Peanuts” comic strip.

March 30th is National Doctors Day! Coughs and chills aren’t only for moms to deal with, which is why on March 30th we annually celebrate Doctors Day. Today is the perfect opportunity to thank your local doctor or physician for their service.

The very first Doctor’s Day was celebrated on this day in 1933 in Winder, Georgia, Dr. Charles B. Almond’s wife, Eudora Brown Almond, dedicated a day to honor physicians. The tradition quickly spread and in 1990, the House and Senate officially declared March 30th “National Doctor’s Day.”

Major League Baseball is currently in uncharted territory as the start of the 2020 season has been delayed due to the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic.

But when it does finally start, it doesn’t take a genius to know that they will be playing games with as few days off as possible.

And the one of the most obvious ways way to do that likely will be eliminating the 2020 MLB All-Star Game, which was set to take place at Dodger Stadium.

Couple that with the fact that the recent agreement between the MLB and the Players Association includes a promise to begin immediately discussing an accelerated spring training schedule, split doubleheaders for the regular season, expand rosters, potentially eliminate of the All-Star Game, and extend the regular season into October, and you have to figure that game is the first thing to go when they baseball resumes.

Actually, it will be the second—the first will be the coronavirus.

Donuts Delite, a doughnut shop in Rochester, N.Y., is selling doughnuts featuring the likeness of Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Fauci, an immunologist and director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, has entered into the spotlight as he appears regularly during President Donald Trump's televised briefings about the COVID-19 pandemic.

The doughnut is made by printing an image of Fauci, 79, onto thin edible paper placed on top of a thick layer of buttercream frosting.

"We're watching the news like everyone else," franchisee of Donuts Delite Nick Semeraro said to Democrat and Chronicle.

"He's on TV giving us the facts, you've got to respect that. We're bipartisan, we stay neutral, but you've got to give credit where credit's due," he continued.

"People are buying them like crazy," Semeraro said. "We're making more right now."

The Fauci doughnuts cost $2.10 each or $11 for a half-dozen and $20 for a dozen plus tax. Customers can order them for takeout, curbside pickup or delivery.


Self-isolating parents have come up with a way to apparently keep themselves occupied while quarantined with their kids. It involves them tricking the kids into believing they’ve been smeared with poop. What fun.

It's called the “poop challenge,” and it's a viral prank that involves parents asking their kids to bring them toilet paper while on the toilet. When their kids oblige, they smear them with fake poo made from chocolate or peanut butter and then upload their reactions to social media for laughs.

In one of the more popular videos, a mom asks her daughter if she’s mad after punking her with the excremental Rickroll. “I’m always not mad at you,” replies the understanding girl while washing her hands. It's...]]>4335coronavirus,covid19cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-green-door--24431723https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24431723Fri, 27 Mar 2020 15:44:21 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)2564coronavirus,covid-19,greendoor,joeday,tb12,tombradycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-lockdown-life--24392126https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24392126Thu, 26 Mar 2020 18:45:53 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)2951coronavirus,covid-19,lockdowncleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/quarantinaville--24294295https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24294295Wed, 25 Mar 2020 14:45:17 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)3062quarantinecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/that-password-from-popeyes--24252474
1. Lots of other businesses are stepping up to help too. Lyft is now delivering meals and medical supplies. And Harbor Freight announced it's donating ALL of its masks, face shields, and rubber gloves to hospitals.

2. The owner of a company called Puzzle Warehouse is hiring more people to keep up with demand, because so many families are doing puzzles together. (Dollar General, Domino's, and Papa John's are also hiring thousands of people.)

3. The Girl Scouts have been donating thousands of boxes of cookies to the American Red Cross to help reward people who donate blood.

4. Workers at an assisted-living center in Wales decided to lift people's spirits by playing a real-life game of Hungry Hungry Hippos. They used wheelchairs to move players back and forth, and put baskets on the end of broomsticks to collect balls.

5. To find treatments, scientists need a ton of computing power to simulate how various proteins interact. So the website FoldingAtHome.org has been asking people to download software that lets your computer run simulations when you're not using it.

Over 400,000 people have signed up. And the raw computing power combined is already close to three times faster than the world's fastest supercomputer.

Here are a few more NOT-so-serious stories we've seen about the coronavirus outbreak . . .

1. People are looking to food to get them through these difficult times . . . and NOT healthy stuff. Comfort foods like Oreos and mac and cheese are selling well while things like kale are not.

2. A dog in the U.K. was so excited his owner is home all the time that he sprained his tail from wagging it so much.

3. A guy in Brooklyn, New York used a drone to deliver his phone number to a woman he saw across the street and she wound up texting him.

4. A store in Denmark has figured out a way to stop hand sanitizer hoarding: Your first bottle costs $5.75 . . . any additional bottles cost $143.

5. Unsurprisingly, coronavirus-themed porn is getting more and more popular.

6. Lots of people are cooped up at home right now and want to be entertained and Popeyes is here to help. The fast food chain has kicked off a new quarantine-themed ad campaign, “fried chicken and chill,” where they’ll give fans a Netflix password to use for free.

Here’s how it works: Post a photo of yourself eating Popeyes on Twitter and use the hashtag #ThatPasswordFromPopeyes. The first thousand people to do it will get a Netflix username and password to use for a month.

Everybody loves a freebie, so if you want in, you’d better start posting.

Is the current lockdown forcing you to get CREATIVE with your sex life? Let's see just how creative you can get.

A new survey asked people what common household items they've used in the bedroom for sexual purposes. And here are the top 10 . . .

1. Spatula. (That's the MOST common thing? You guys are wild.)
2. Rope.
3. Plastic gloves.
4. Feather duster.
5. Mirrors.
6. Broom.
7. Sponges.
8. Heels.
9. Vacuum cleaner.
10. Glass table.


This is one of the best parts of our day right now. Here are five more good news stories we've seen about the outbreak . . .

1. A fifth-grade teacher in El Paso spent her weekend driving to students' homes, just to hold up a sign and say hi from her car.

2. A couple in Arkansas who've waited years to have a baby had to cancel their gender reveal party. So their friends improvised. After the couple revealed they're having a girl, people held a DRIVE-BY party with pink balloons and streamers.

3. An opera singer in Israel is going viral, because she's been going to her dad's house and singing to him while he listens from his balcony. He told a reporter that it's tough to be isolated. But knowing she'll be there every morning makes it easier.

4. Just to keep people's spirits up, a police officer in Spain showed up with his guitar and sang to people from the street while other cops danced.

5. We're seen lots of businesses doing this. But the owner of a pizza place in New Jersey is getting a lot of praise after he took out a $50,000 line of credit, just so he can keep paying all 20 of his employees.


A recent survey asked people about various foods, and how they pronounce them. Here are eight examples. Let's see if you're in the majority or not when it comes to how they're pronounced . . .


1. Caramel: CAR-muhl . . . or CARE-uh-mel? 65% of people say CARE-uh-mel.

2. Bagel: BAY-gull . . . or BAG-ull? 9% of us say BAG-ull.

3. Salmon: SAM-uhn . . . or SAL-muhn? 19% pronounce the "L".

4. Pecan: PEE-can . . . or puh-KAHN? The winner is PEE-can with 68% of the vote.

5. Jalapeño: Halla-PEEN-yo . . . or halla-PEN-yo? That one's closer than we expected. 40% of people say halla-PEN-yo.

6. Espresso: ESS-presso . . . or EX-presso? 16% say EX, even though it's wrong.

7. Crêpe: Krep . . . or krayp? 64% pronounce it with a hard "Y" sound . . . krayp.

8. Syrup: SIR-up . . . or SEER-up? It's a tie. Both got 50% of the vote.


On Tuesday, the International Olympic Committee decided to postpone the 2020 Tokyo Summer Olympics until 2021. “In the present circumstances and based on the information provided by the WHO today, the IOC President and the Prime Minister of Japan have concluded that the Games of the XXXII Olympiad in Tokyo must be rescheduled to a date beyond 2020 but not later than summer 2021, to safeguard the health of the athletes, everybody involved in the Olympic Games and the international community,” the IOC said in a statement. Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe added that the 2021 Games will be "proof of a victory by human beings against the coronavirus infections." Bloomberg notes that the Olympics have never been postponed, and have only ever been canceled in wartime. The Tokyo Games were supposed to have gotten underway on July 24.

An Arizona man in his sixties is dead and his wife is in intensive care after they ingested chloroquine because President Trump said taking it could prevent coronavirus. The couple found the compound listed as an ingredient on a parasite treatment they once used on their pet fish. "I saw it sitting on the back shelf and thought, 'Hey, isn't that the stuff they're talking about on TV?'" the unidentified wife told NBC News. "We were afraid of getting sick." Twenty minutes after taking the substance, they started vomiting and called 911. The wife says her husband died in the ER. "Trump kept saying it was basically pretty much a cure," she adds. "Don’t believe anything that the President says and his people...Call your doctor."]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24252474Tue, 24 Mar 2020 14:56:08 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)his is one of the best parts of our day right now. Here are five more good news stories we've seen about the outbreak . . . 1. Lots of other businesses are stepping up to help too. Lyft is now delivering meals and medical supplies. And Harbor...
1. Lots of other businesses are stepping up to help too. Lyft is now delivering meals and medical supplies. And Harbor Freight announced it's donating ALL of its masks, face shields, and rubber gloves to hospitals.

2. The owner of a company called Puzzle Warehouse is hiring more people to keep up with demand, because so many families are doing puzzles together. (Dollar General, Domino's, and Papa John's are also hiring thousands of people.)

3. The Girl Scouts have been donating thousands of boxes of cookies to the American Red Cross to help reward people who donate blood.

4. Workers at an assisted-living center in Wales decided to lift people's spirits by playing a real-life game of Hungry Hungry Hippos. They used wheelchairs to move players back and forth, and put baskets on the end of broomsticks to collect balls.

5. To find treatments, scientists need a ton of computing power to simulate how various proteins interact. So the website FoldingAtHome.org has been asking people to download software that lets your computer run simulations when you're not using it.

Over 400,000 people have signed up. And the raw computing power combined is already close to three times faster than the world's fastest supercomputer.

Here are a few more NOT-so-serious stories we've seen about the coronavirus outbreak . . .

1. People are looking to food to get them through these difficult times . . . and NOT healthy stuff. Comfort foods like Oreos and mac and cheese are selling well while things like kale are not.

2. A dog in the U.K. was so excited his owner is home all the time that he sprained his tail from wagging it so much.

3. A guy in Brooklyn, New York used a drone to deliver his phone number to a woman he saw across the street and she wound up texting him.

4. A store in Denmark has figured out a way to stop hand sanitizer hoarding: Your first bottle costs $5.75 . . . any additional bottles cost $143.

5. Unsurprisingly, coronavirus-themed porn is getting more and more popular.

6. Lots of people are cooped up at home right now and want to be entertained and Popeyes is here to help. The fast food chain has kicked off a new quarantine-themed ad campaign, “fried chicken and chill,” where they’ll give fans a Netflix password to use for free.

Here’s how it works: Post a photo of yourself eating Popeyes on Twitter and use the hashtag #ThatPasswordFromPopeyes. The first thousand people to do it will get a Netflix username and password to use for a month.

Everybody loves a freebie, so if you want in, you’d better start posting.

Is the current lockdown forcing you to get CREATIVE with your sex life? Let's see just how creative you can get.

A new survey asked people what common household items they've used in the bedroom for sexual purposes. And here are the top 10 . . .

1. Spatula. (That's the MOST common thing? You guys are wild.)
2. Rope.
3. Plastic gloves.
4. Feather duster.
5. Mirrors.
6. Broom.
7. Sponges.
8. Heels.
9. Vacuum cleaner.
10. Glass table.


This is one of the best parts of our day right now. Here are five more good news stories we've seen about the outbreak . . .

1. A fifth-grade teacher in El Paso spent her weekend driving to students' homes, just to hold up a sign and say hi from her car.

2. A couple in Arkansas who've waited years to have a baby had to cancel their gender reveal party. So their friends improvised. After the couple revealed they're having a girl, people held a DRIVE-BY party with pink balloons and streamers.

3. An opera singer in Israel is going viral, because she's...]]>4384thatpasswordfrompopeyescleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/live-from-the-bunkers--24212720
Today in 1965, America’s first two-man space flight began as Gemini 3 was launched from Cape Kennedy. Astronauts Virgil “Gus” Grissom and John Young were on board.

Today in 1998, the film, "Titanic," sailed off with 11 Oscars, tying the record for most Academy Awards won by a single film. James Cameron, the film's co-producer, screenwriter, co-editor and director picked up three awards for the picture - Best Director, Best Picture and Best Editing. Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt, the stars of "As Good as It Gets," walked off with the top acting awards. It was Nicholson's third Oscar.

March 23rd is Melba Toast Day! For those who don’t know, melba toast is a dry, crisp and thinly sliced toast. It is sometimes served with salad or soup or may be eaten plain or with a topping.

March 23rd is National Chip and Dip Day! Humans have been dipping foods into different sauces for centuries upon centuries, but the one that grabs the tongue worldwide is the iconic chip and dip. March 23rd adds the dip March 14th was looking for, being on that day we celebrate National Potato Chip Day.

Here are a few more NOT-so-serious stories we've seen about the coronavirus outbreak . . .

1. New York City issued coronavirus safe sex guidelines . . . which strongly encourages self-pleasuring and warns against putting your mouth in the FILTHIEST of places.

2. A couple became FURIOUS at a grocery store in Kentucky when they weren't allowed to buy 552 cans of Mountain Dew because of purchase limits. (AUDIO)

3. All of the online teaching and video conferences going on has led to a wave of embarrassing moments.

4. Some people have started hosting formal dinner parties with their families . . . where everyone puts on nice clothes for their quarantined dinner.

5. A woman gave birth at a Walmart in Missouri . . . and it was in the toilet paper aisle. (AUDIO)

6. The company RealDoll is now promoting that their sex dolls are, quote, "naturally antibacterial."

7. A guy in New Jersey was arrested for hosting a pop-up wedding with more than 50 people at his house.

8. Assuming they haven't sold out, there are hand sanitizers for sale that smell like Mike and Ike, Dippin' Dots, Icees, and Smarties.

The 2020 Summer Olympics aren't scheduled to start in Tokyo, Japan for another four months. But with the pandemic still on the upswing in most of the world, it's hard to imagine them making that timetable.

Yesterday, the International Olympic Committee admitted they're considering postponing the games, and that a final decision will come within four weeks. But don't be surprised if it comes sooner than that . . .

Last night, Canada became the first country to PULL OUT, and if other countries follow suit, the IOC will have no choice but to postpone.

Team Canada said, quote, "This is not solely about athlete health . . . it is about public health. With COVID-19 and the associated risks, it's not safe for our athletes, and the health and safety of their families and the broader Canadian community for athletes to continue training towards these Games.

"In fact, it runs counter to the public health advice which we urge all Canadians to follow."

Other countries, like Brazil and Norway, have called on the IOC to postpone, and after Canada's announcement, Australia told its athletes to prepare for the Games to be held in 2021.

Remember a few months ago, when the news still had time for things like "the former founder of Papa John's says he ate 40 pizzas in 30 days"? By the way, if you missed it, last month he admitted he didn't ACTUALLY do it.

So a writer named Brian VanHooker from "Mel" magazine decided to ACTUALLY do it . . . mainly to spite Papa John.

And he just posted an article chronicling all 30 days . . . where he DID manage to put down 40 pizzas.

His rule was that the pizza had to be at least eight inches in diameter, but beyond that, it could be from anywhere. And he wound up making pizzas at home, eating frozen pizzas, trying every chain, and even hitting legendary spots in New York.

Brian DID struggle in the middle with some fatigue . . . but he says he never REALLY got sick of pizza.

And because he ramped up his exercising during the month because of how all the pizza was making him feel, he wound up LOSING three pounds.

In what had to be absolute torture to everyone in the New England area yesterday, ESPN filled the better part of Sunday afternoon with a seven-hour Tom Brady marathon.

The marathon highlighted Brady’s Championship performances with the New England Patriots over the past two decades making me wonder how they could have possibly narrowed it down to just seven hours.

The combination of NFL’s Greatest Games and Super Bowl Highlights specials featured nine seminal games—including condensed versions of all six Super Bowl victories—from Brady’s time with the Patriots.

I actually sat through it just to watch Super Bowl 49 when they faced the Seahawks. Yeah, I wanted to see if Pete Carrol was actually going to finally hand the ball off to Marshawn Lynch this time.

He didn’t.

Yesterday afternoon’s lineup included Stupid Robot Fighting League, Cherry Pit Spitting, The 12th Annual World Sign Spinning Championship, 2007 World Sport Stacking Championships and 2019 Death Diving World Championship.


1. A guy in Milwaukee launched a GoFundMe for his birthday to raise money for local restaurants. And in the first 18 hours, he raised over $16,0001. A guy in Milwaukee launched a GoFundMe for his birthday to raise money for local restaurants. And in the first 18 hours, he raised over $16,000

2. More landlords around the country are cutting rent, or waiving it next month. One guy in Milwaukee left a note on his tenants' doorsteps that said he's only charging them $100. And if they don't need the help, he wants them to use the extra money to support local businesses.

3. Thousands of people in New York have signed up to foster animals, so they don't have to sit in shelters during the crisis.

4. Here's some proof that this is bringing us all closer together. 36% of people in a new survey said they've spoken to their loved ones more than usual these past two weeks. And 64% of people agree it's pulled their community together in a lot of ways.

5. A couple in New York didn't want to wait to get married. So they stood on the street while a friend officiated from the WINDOW of his fourth-floor apartment. A few other friends watched from a distance, or from their car. (Here's the video.)

6. If this kid is willing to sacrifice, we should be too. A 7-year-old in Maryland named Cavanaugh Bell took $600 he'd saved up from two birthdays and three Christmases. And he used the money to hand out 31 hot meals and 65 care packages to seniors.

7. With the various Disney parks closed, a family in Utah recreated the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in their house. Now the video is going viral.

8. Before things went on lockdown, a college volleyball team in Canada found out their graduation was cancelled. So the crew on their plane ride home did a makeshift graduation ceremony for them mid-flight.

9. A couple in San Antonio had to cancel their wedding last-minute. So they donated all their flowers to an assisted-living center.

10. About 20 kids from a high school choir in California got together online to raise people's spirits. They sang an a capella version of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", and posted the video to YouTube.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24212720Mon, 23 Mar 2020 15:37:57 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)CALL OR TEXT JASON AND BENNY NOW AT 719-357-6482 Today in 1965, America’s first two-man space flight began as Gemini 3 was launched from Cape Kennedy. Astronauts Virgil “Gus” Grissom and John Young were on board. Today in 1998, the film, "Titanic,"...
Today in 1965, America’s first two-man space flight began as Gemini 3 was launched from Cape Kennedy. Astronauts Virgil “Gus” Grissom and John Young were on board.

Today in 1998, the film, "Titanic," sailed off with 11 Oscars, tying the record for most Academy Awards won by a single film. James Cameron, the film's co-producer, screenwriter, co-editor and director picked up three awards for the picture - Best Director, Best Picture and Best Editing. Jack Nicholson and Helen Hunt, the stars of "As Good as It Gets," walked off with the top acting awards. It was Nicholson's third Oscar.

March 23rd is Melba Toast Day! For those who don’t know, melba toast is a dry, crisp and thinly sliced toast. It is sometimes served with salad or soup or may be eaten plain or with a topping.

March 23rd is National Chip and Dip Day! Humans have been dipping foods into different sauces for centuries upon centuries, but the one that grabs the tongue worldwide is the iconic chip and dip. March 23rd adds the dip March 14th was looking for, being on that day we celebrate National Potato Chip Day.

Here are a few more NOT-so-serious stories we've seen about the coronavirus outbreak . . .

1. New York City issued coronavirus safe sex guidelines . . . which strongly encourages self-pleasuring and warns against putting your mouth in the FILTHIEST of places.

2. A couple became FURIOUS at a grocery store in Kentucky when they weren't allowed to buy 552 cans of Mountain Dew because of purchase limits. (AUDIO)

3. All of the online teaching and video conferences going on has led to a wave of embarrassing moments.

4. Some people have started hosting formal dinner parties with their families . . . where everyone puts on nice clothes for their quarantined dinner.

5. A woman gave birth at a Walmart in Missouri . . . and it was in the toilet paper aisle. (AUDIO)

6. The company RealDoll is now promoting that their sex dolls are, quote, "naturally antibacterial."

7. A guy in New Jersey was arrested for hosting a pop-up wedding with more than 50 people at his house.

8. Assuming they haven't sold out, there are hand sanitizers for sale that smell like Mike and Ike, Dippin' Dots, Icees, and Smarties.

The 2020 Summer Olympics aren't scheduled to start in Tokyo, Japan for another four months. But with the pandemic still on the upswing in most of the world, it's hard to imagine them making that timetable.

Yesterday, the International Olympic Committee admitted they're considering postponing the games, and that a final decision will come within four weeks. But don't be surprised if it comes sooner than that . . .

Last night, Canada became the first country to PULL OUT, and if other countries follow suit, the IOC will have no choice but to postpone.

Team Canada said, quote, "This is not solely about athlete health . . . it is about public health. With COVID-19 and the associated risks, it's not safe for our athletes, and the health and safety of their families and the broader Canadian community for athletes to continue training towards these Games.

"In fact, it runs counter to the public health advice which we urge all Canadians to follow."

Other countries, like Brazil and Norway, have called on the IOC to postpone, and after Canada's announcement, Australia told its athletes to prepare for the Games to be held in 2021.

Remember a few months ago, when the news still had time for things like "the former founder of Papa John's says he ate 40 pizzas in 30 days"? By the way, if you missed it, last month he admitted he didn't ACTUALLY do it.

So a writer named Brian VanHooker from "Mel" magazine decided to ACTUALLY do it . . . mainly to spite Papa John.

And he just posted an...]]>5021cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/free-delivery--24099581https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24099581Fri, 20 Mar 2020 15:40:25 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Enjoy today's episode from 3/30/202777cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/spring-or-blizzard--24059544https://api.spreaker.com/episode/24059544Thu, 19 Mar 2020 15:17:54 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Episode 104 of The Jason and Benny Show from 3/19/20202671coronavirus,covid-19cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-luck-of-the-irish--23999086https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23999086Wed, 18 Mar 2020 00:47:27 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)TomRoseBleeps.com1808coronavirus,covid19,irish,quarantinecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/granny-chic--23944380
1. Now that things have started to calm down in China, DIVORCE RATES are spiking. Apparently more than a few couples spent way too long being quarantined together.

2. Because of the toilet paper "shortage," sales of BIDETS are through the roof.

3. The online porn industry has seen a surge in traffic because everyone's staying home. So cam girls are making a ton of money because of the outbreak.

4. A police department in Ohio posted a jokey message on Facebook last week, asking that "all criminal activities stop until further notice." They added that they'll let criminals know when it's okay to start committing crimes again.

5. Police in Oregon had to ask people to stop calling 911 when they run out of toilet paper, because it doesn't qualify as life-or-death.

6. Guys who scheduled their vasectomies around March Madness this year are complaining, because there's nothing to watch.

7. Even the terrorist group ISIS is telling its fighters to avoid Europe right now, so they don't get sick.

8. Someone came up with an immune-boosting cocktail called the "quarantini." It's made with powdered vitamin C drink mix. The brand Emergen-C responded, and said they DON'T recommend mixing their product with alcohol.

9. A pizza place in Oshkosh, Wisconsin added rolls of toilet paper to its menu, so customers can add it on when they order food.

10. This is good to know if you've thought about getting in on the keto diet craze. A new study found it can cause mild flu-like symptoms similar to COVID-19. Things like headaches, fatigue, and nausea.


A lot of the news we've seen this past week has been pretty dire. But there are a ton of INSPIRING stories out there too. Here's a quick round-up of ten good news stories we've seen about the outbreak . . .

1. Videos of people in Italy SINGING together from their balconies went viral this weekend. The best one is from Siena, Italy, where they sang a popular song about how proud they are of their hometown. (Here's the video.)

2. All across Spain, people went to their windows to give healthcare workers a huge round of applause.

3. A video of doctors and nurses in Wuhan smiling and removing their masks has been making the rounds on social media. China closed the last of its emergency hospitals last week after spread of the virus there finally leveled off.

4. For the first time, South Korea had more recoveries in one day than new cases.

5. After Disneyland shut down, they donated all their extra food to a food bank in Orange County, California.

6. Last week, we heard about a distillery in Oregon that was making hand sanitizer and giving it out for free. Now more distilleries around the country are doing it.

7. Internet providers are offering unlimited, free public Wi-Fi during the crisis. And the big phone companies are stepping up too. Verizon is pausing late fees. And T-Mobile is giving customers unlimited data on their smartphones.

8. A woman in North Carolina named Becky Hoeffler has been doing grocery store runs for elderly people to reduce their exposure.

9. A convenience store in Scotland has been handing out free facemasks and hand sanitizer to people over 65.

10. And a 17-year-old kid near Seattle named Avi Schiffmann started a website in late December that tracks coronavirus cases around the world in real time.

It was unthinkable even a week ago but now it feels inevitable . . . so is a nationwide lockdown coming?

States and cities have already begun instituting extreme lockdowns . . . especially in the wake of this past weekend when the "social distancing" message didn't seem to resonate as well as it should.

California has ordered home isolation for people 65 and older and people with chronic diseases . . . and they've shut down bars, clubs, and wineries. Illinois, Ohio, and New York City have shut down dine-in restaurants and bars.

New York City is the country's largest school system, and they closed schools as of today for at least a month.

Other places that have closed schools, restaurants, bars, or all of the above include Florida, Pennsylvania, Washington, Minnesota, Massachusetts, South Carolina, D.C., Denver, Atlanta, and many more.

The CDC says that closing schools for EIGHT weeks may be what's necessary to mitigate the spread of the disease.

And that's not all. Starbucks will only be "to go" across the U.S. Apple, Nike, and Urban Outfitters have shut down all of their stores. Grocery stores and Walmarts are changing their hours to give themselves time to restock shelves.

And the CDC is recommending that organizations and groups cancel events with 50 or more people for the next eight weeks.

Could a full nationwide lockdown be next? At this point, Dr. Anthony Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, says it's entirely possible.

If you're hearing all of this and thinking it's an OVERREACTION, or that coronavirus isn't serious enough to warrant all this . . . it's time to accept that this IS reality and IS necessary. If we CAN curb this, it's with strong, aggressive action.

Fauci also says, quote, "If it looks like you're overreacting, you're probably doing the right thing."]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23944380Mon, 16 Mar 2020 16:13:03 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Here are a few less-serious stories we saw about the outbreak over the weekend. 1. Now that things have started to calm down in China, DIVORCE RATES are spiking. Apparently more than a few couples spent way too long being quarantined together. 2....
1. Now that things have started to calm down in China, DIVORCE RATES are spiking. Apparently more than a few couples spent way too long being quarantined together.

2. Because of the toilet paper "shortage," sales of BIDETS are through the roof.

3. The online porn industry has seen a surge in traffic because everyone's staying home. So cam girls are making a ton of money because of the outbreak.

4. A police department in Ohio posted a jokey message on Facebook last week, asking that "all criminal activities stop until further notice." They added that they'll let criminals know when it's okay to start committing crimes again.

5. Police in Oregon had to ask people to stop calling 911 when they run out of toilet paper, because it doesn't qualify as life-or-death.

6. Guys who scheduled their vasectomies around March Madness this year are complaining, because there's nothing to watch.

7. Even the terrorist group ISIS is telling its fighters to avoid Europe right now, so they don't get sick.

8. Someone came up with an immune-boosting cocktail called the "quarantini." It's made with powdered vitamin C drink mix. The brand Emergen-C responded, and said they DON'T recommend mixing their product with alcohol.

9. A pizza place in Oshkosh, Wisconsin added rolls of toilet paper to its menu, so customers can add it on when they order food.

10. This is good to know if you've thought about getting in on the keto diet craze. A new study found it can cause mild flu-like symptoms similar to COVID-19. Things like headaches, fatigue, and nausea.


A lot of the news we've seen this past week has been pretty dire. But there are a ton of INSPIRING stories out there too. Here's a quick round-up of ten good news stories we've seen about the outbreak . . .

1. Videos of people in Italy SINGING together from their balconies went viral this weekend. The best one is from Siena, Italy, where they sang a popular song about how proud they are of their hometown. (Here's the video.)

2. All across Spain, people went to their windows to give healthcare workers a huge round of applause.

3. A video of doctors and nurses in Wuhan smiling and removing their masks has been making the rounds on social media. China closed the last of its emergency hospitals last week after spread of the virus there finally leveled off.

4. For the first time, South Korea had more recoveries in one day than new cases.

5. After Disneyland shut down, they donated all their extra food to a food bank in Orange County, California.

6. Last week, we heard about a distillery in Oregon that was making hand sanitizer and giving it out for free. Now more distilleries around the country are doing it.

7. Internet providers are offering unlimited, free public Wi-Fi during the crisis. And the big phone companies are stepping up too. Verizon is pausing late fees. And T-Mobile is giving customers unlimited data on their smartphones.

8. A woman in North Carolina named Becky Hoeffler has been doing grocery store runs for elderly people to reduce their exposure.

9. A convenience store in Scotland has been handing out free facemasks and hand sanitizer to people over 65.

10. And a 17-year-old kid near Seattle named Avi Schiffmann started a website in late December that tracks coronavirus cases around the world in real time.

It was unthinkable even a week ago but now it feels inevitable . . . so is a nationwide lockdown coming?

States and cities have already begun instituting extreme lockdowns . . . especially in the wake of this past weekend when the "social distancing" message didn't seem to resonate as well as it should.
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Here are some more coronavirus stories making headlines . . .

The Dow Jones had its worst day since the 1987 "Black Monday" crash, falling 10% and 2,352 points. It's the fifth biggest one-day percentage drop in history, and largest point drop ever.

A new study found the average person who gets COVID-19 is contagious for 20 days. But one patient they looked at was contagious for 37 days.

A biotech company in Rochester, New York thinks one of its cancer drugs might be an effective treatment. They claim tests show it can slow down the cell-to-cell spread in people with the virus, and it could be a stop-gap treatment until there's a vaccine.

People are calling on internet providers to suspend caps on how much data people can use, because so many Americans are working from home right now.

The World Health Organization says there's no evidence dogs are spreading it, and they don't have to be quarantined. So everyone's joking that "WHO let the dogs out."

KFC launched a new "finger lickin' good" ad in the U.K. two weeks ago that featured people licking their fingers in public. They've now pulled the ad.

Chipotle is offering free delivery for the rest of the month. And your food comes in new "tamper-evident packaging," so you'll know if anyone opened it. Also, all CVS locations are now doing free prescription deliveries.

Ben & Jerry's cancelled its annual Free Cone Day. But apparently Dairy Queen's is still on next Thursday. (Last we heard, they hadn't cancelled it.)

Pornhub is offering free premium memberships to everyone in Italy . . . so they have something to do while they're on lockdown.

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Well, guess what: The coronavirus has made it so that there are no pro sports . . . FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

1. The NHL: Yesterday morning, the NHL suspended its season immediately . . . saying that the "goal" is to resume play as soon as it's "appropriate and prudent."

2. Major League Baseball: Opening Day was originally scheduled for March 26th, but that isn't happening. For now, MLB has pushed back the start of the season "at least two weeks," but it could be extended further.

3. The NCAA: This week, the NCAA announced that its annual March Madness tournament would continue without fans. But now, there won't be players either. The NCAA has canceled championships in every spring sport, which includes hockey, baseball, and lacrosse . . . again, that's CANCELED, not postponed. The NCAA men's basketball tournament had been played every year since 1939.

4. The NBA: They were the first to suspend action on Wednesday. Yesterday, team owners pushed for the league to reevaluate the situation in 30 days . . . but it's way too early to say WHEN or IF the season will resume.

5. The NFL: Obviously, football is a long way off, but the NFL is a year-round business, so there has been some disruption . . . and confusion. The league says they're not delaying the start of the season . . . for now at least . . . but they have canceled some annual meetings that were scheduled to be held from March 29th through April 1st.
It's also unclear how it will affect next month's draft . . . but combines have been canceled, and teams are restricting the travel of coaches and scouts. There's also talk of training facilities being closed, and free agency being impacted.

6. MLS: For now, Major League Soccer has suspended its season for 30 days, effective immediately . . . and the U.S. Soccer Federation has canceled scheduled friendlies due to the coronavirus pandemic.

7. The XFL. They're done. In a statement, they said, quote, "All players will be paid their base pay and benefits . . . all ticket holders will be issued refunds . . . [and] the XFL is committed to playing a full season in 2021 and future years."

8. Golf: The PGA Tour was planning on staging events without spectators in the coming weeks, but late last night, they canceled the Players' Championship, as well as their next three events.

There are still a FEW leagues that haven't suspended all events . . .

1. NASCAR: They are moving ahead with scheduled races at Atlanta and Homestead, but no fans will be permitted to attend.

2. UFC: Supposedly, they'll put on an event on Saturday in Brazil in an empty arena. UFC also has major events scheduled for the next three weekends.

3. The PBA: The coronavirus can't stop people from BOWLING. Although, the PBA is restricting spectators to players, families, and officials. (Were there others who'd normally show up to a PBA event??)



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Two of the biggest events companies in the world postponed ALL of their major concert tours yesterday because of the coronavirus. AEG and Live Nation are both shutting down their events until at least April. It's not clear when they'll be rescheduled, or what they're doing about refunds yet.

A few of the tours that have now been affected by the virus include Billie Eilish . . . Cher . . . KISS . . . Post Malone . . . The Who . . . Lynyrd Skynyrd . . . Michael Bublé . . . Miley Cyrus . . . Pearl Jam . . . Green Day . . . Tool . . . Jason Aldean . . . Zac Brown Band . . . and Chris Stapleton.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony set for May 2nd in Cleveland has also been postponed.

Disneyland was exempted from California's ban on large gatherings yesterday . . . but then they announced they're closing down anyway. The park will remain open today, but it'll shut down tomorrow. It won't reopen until at least next month. And Disney World is closing its doors too.

It's just the fourth time Disneyland has closed since it opened in 1955. The other three times were: After the September 11th attacks . . . the Northridge quake in 1994 . . . and when President Kennedy was shot in 1963.

They released a statement that said "there have been no reported cases of COVID-19 at Disneyland Resort" . . . but that they think it's in the "best interest of [their] guests and employees" to shut down for now.

Universal Studios Hollywood will also be closed starting tomorrow. They're hoping to reopen on March 28th.

Some other major tourist attractions around the country have also been closed to the public for now. Including the U.S. Capitol, which is closed to tourists until at least April.

New York City postponed its St. Patrick's Day parade on Wednesday for the first time in its 258-YEAR history. And China even shut down access to MOUNT EVEREST yesterday because of the virus.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23833710Fri, 13 Mar 2020 16:08:55 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's episode 100 of The Jason and Benny Show, and to celebrate we have David and Eric from Guiness LIVE in studio for a tasting of their new Stock Ale aged in Bulleit Bourbon Barells. Catch thair interview at the 31:30 mark of today's podcast! Here...
Here are some more coronavirus stories making headlines . . .

The Dow Jones had its worst day since the 1987 "Black Monday" crash, falling 10% and 2,352 points. It's the fifth biggest one-day percentage drop in history, and largest point drop ever.

A new study found the average person who gets COVID-19 is contagious for 20 days. But one patient they looked at was contagious for 37 days.

A biotech company in Rochester, New York thinks one of its cancer drugs might be an effective treatment. They claim tests show it can slow down the cell-to-cell spread in people with the virus, and it could be a stop-gap treatment until there's a vaccine.

People are calling on internet providers to suspend caps on how much data people can use, because so many Americans are working from home right now.

The World Health Organization says there's no evidence dogs are spreading it, and they don't have to be quarantined. So everyone's joking that "WHO let the dogs out."

KFC launched a new "finger lickin' good" ad in the U.K. two weeks ago that featured people licking their fingers in public. They've now pulled the ad.

Chipotle is offering free delivery for the rest of the month. And your food comes in new "tamper-evident packaging," so you'll know if anyone opened it. Also, all CVS locations are now doing free prescription deliveries.

Ben & Jerry's cancelled its annual Free Cone Day. But apparently Dairy Queen's is still on next Thursday. (Last we heard, they hadn't cancelled it.)

Pornhub is offering free premium memberships to everyone in Italy . . . so they have something to do while they're on lockdown.

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Well, guess what: The coronavirus has made it so that there are no pro sports . . . FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

1. The NHL: Yesterday morning, the NHL suspended its season immediately . . . saying that the "goal" is to resume play as soon as it's "appropriate and prudent."

2. Major League Baseball: Opening Day was originally scheduled for March 26th, but that isn't happening. For now, MLB has pushed back the start of the season "at least two weeks," but it could be extended further.

3. The NCAA: This week, the NCAA announced that its annual March Madness tournament would continue without fans. But now, there won't be players either. The NCAA has canceled championships in every spring sport, which includes hockey, baseball, and lacrosse . . . again, that's CANCELED, not postponed. The NCAA men's basketball tournament had been played every year since 1939.

4. The NBA: They were the first to suspend action on Wednesday. Yesterday, team owners pushed for the league to reevaluate the situation in 30 days . . . but it's way too early to say WHEN or IF the season will resume.

5. The NFL: Obviously, football is a long way off, but the NFL is a year-round business, so there has been some disruption . . . and confusion. The league says they're not delaying the start of the season . . . for now at least . . . but they have canceled some annual meetings that were scheduled to be held from March 29th through April 1st.
It's also unclear how it will affect next month's draft . . . but combines have been canceled, and teams are restricting the travel of coaches and scouts. There's also talk of training facilities being closed, and free agency being impacted.

6. MLS: For now, Major League Soccer has suspended its season for 30 days, effective immediately . . . and the U.S. Soccer Federation has canceled scheduled friendlies due to the coronavirus pandemic.

7....]]>4427cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/99-problems--23798902https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23798902Thu, 12 Mar 2020 18:21:23 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's Episode 99, and to celebrate our friends from The Whisky School are back live in-studio!4554cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/harry-styles--23756371
Apparently, the new trendy accessory for men is . . . PEARL NECKLACES. Some celebrities like Harry Styles and Pharrell have started wearing them and, well, who am I to tell Harry Styles I don't like his necklace.

Anyway, if you're interested in getting in on the trend, talk to your grandma about borrowing her pearls. Not her good pearls, obviously. Her decent ones. The ones she wore to your cousin's third wedding.

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The Big Mac is an institution: It's two patties with an extra bun bottom in between. And it just got bigger . . . AND smaller. McDonald's just announced they're going to be serving two alternative versions of the Big Mac for a limited time. The Little Mac is just one patty and NO extra bun. And the Double Big Mac is FOUR PATTIES . . . two above the extra bun, two below.

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The dancing must go on as strip clubs around the country are doing their part in keeping the coronavirus out of their clubs. New York City clubs have gone ahead and changed the way they clean between shifts with one manager saying they now do a "thorough deep cleans twice a day between each shift.”

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I'm not sure why this guy thought THIS move would help his situation. A 30-year-old guy named Jerry Watkins was arrested in Kenosha, Wisconsin around 2:30 A.M. on Saturday after he caused a scene at a bar. And after a cop handcuffed Jerry . . . Jerry managed to get a grip on the cop's JUNK. Over the pants, if you're curious. According to the police report, Jerry squeezed so tight that he, quote, "caused a very sharp, intense pain." The cop started hitting him to try to get him to let go, but it didn't work, so the cop screamed for help.

Quote, "He's got my [d***]! Spray him, spray him! He's got my [d***]!"

Some other cops pepper sprayed Jerry, which got him to let go. He's been charged with two felonies: Battery on a law enforcement officer and causing substantial bodily harm or soft tissue injury to an officer. The cop had to go to the hospital because of some discoloration down there . . . and the doctors have recommended that he go see a specialist.

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All The Signs You're Just His Side Chick And Nothing More

He doesn't take you on dates.
Or if he does, it's always at the same place. Most of your dates are usually Netflix and chill nights because he doesn't want to risk running into anyone when he's with you. This would look like you two are dating, and he wouldn't want that. For this reason, he will only frequent the same spot or avoid taking you out at all.

You have never met his friends.
If he doesn't take you seriously, there is no way you'll ever meet his buds. However, there is an exception to this rule: If you two share mutual friends, then he will ONLY hang out with you around his friends and avoid one-on-one dates.

He only texts you during "booty-call hours."
This is what I call "the time between 10 pm and 6 am." Any texts you receive during this timeframe asking to "hang out" can only be perceived as one thing: a booty call. If you cave into it, then you are letting him know you are OK with being a side chick. Sorry, but there is no going back at this point.

There's no social media evidence of the two of you together.
He freaks out when you try to take any Snapchats with him in it, and don't even think about posting a photo of the two of you on Instagram. This will give off the vibe that you two are an item, and he doesn't want to ruin the chance of finding an even better side chick to replace you.

He has a wall up around you.
Listen up: He knows this is a temporary fling. This makes him shut down any emotional aspects of your "relationship" because he doesn't want to get attached to you. This is why he has the "I don't give a shit" attitude when you try to talk about your stressful AF day at work or about your passions. Plus, if he makes himself feel vulnerable or develops an emotional attachment to you, it'll be that much harder to ghost you in a month.

You're just not a priority to him.
While all the above signs are quintessential red flags of being a side chick, they all share one commonality: You are not a priority in his life. When we think about a side chick, we often associate it with another woman, but that's not always the case. His main chick could be his friends, work, school or a combination of them all.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23756371Wed, 11 Mar 2020 15:45:16 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's just what every man wants: To look as sophisticated as Audrey Hepburn or Marge Simpson. Apparently, the new trendy accessory for men is . . . PEARL NECKLACES. Some celebrities like Harry Styles and Pharrell have started wearing them and, well,...
Apparently, the new trendy accessory for men is . . . PEARL NECKLACES. Some celebrities like Harry Styles and Pharrell have started wearing them and, well, who am I to tell Harry Styles I don't like his necklace.

Anyway, if you're interested in getting in on the trend, talk to your grandma about borrowing her pearls. Not her good pearls, obviously. Her decent ones. The ones she wore to your cousin's third wedding.

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The Big Mac is an institution: It's two patties with an extra bun bottom in between. And it just got bigger . . . AND smaller. McDonald's just announced they're going to be serving two alternative versions of the Big Mac for a limited time. The Little Mac is just one patty and NO extra bun. And the Double Big Mac is FOUR PATTIES . . . two above the extra bun, two below.

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The dancing must go on as strip clubs around the country are doing their part in keeping the coronavirus out of their clubs. New York City clubs have gone ahead and changed the way they clean between shifts with one manager saying they now do a "thorough deep cleans twice a day between each shift.”

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I'm not sure why this guy thought THIS move would help his situation. A 30-year-old guy named Jerry Watkins was arrested in Kenosha, Wisconsin around 2:30 A.M. on Saturday after he caused a scene at a bar. And after a cop handcuffed Jerry . . . Jerry managed to get a grip on the cop's JUNK. Over the pants, if you're curious. According to the police report, Jerry squeezed so tight that he, quote, "caused a very sharp, intense pain." The cop started hitting him to try to get him to let go, but it didn't work, so the cop screamed for help.

Quote, "He's got my [d***]! Spray him, spray him! He's got my [d***]!"

Some other cops pepper sprayed Jerry, which got him to let go. He's been charged with two felonies: Battery on a law enforcement officer and causing substantial bodily harm or soft tissue injury to an officer. The cop had to go to the hospital because of some discoloration down there . . . and the doctors have recommended that he go see a specialist.

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All The Signs You're Just His Side Chick And Nothing More

He doesn't take you on dates.
Or if he does, it's always at the same place. Most of your dates are usually Netflix and chill nights because he doesn't want to risk running into anyone when he's with you. This would look like you two are dating, and he wouldn't want that. For this reason, he will only frequent the same spot or avoid taking you out at all.

You have never met his friends.
If he doesn't take you seriously, there is no way you'll ever meet his buds. However, there is an exception to this rule: If you two share mutual friends, then he will ONLY hang out with you around his friends and avoid one-on-one dates.

He only texts you during "booty-call hours."
This is what I call "the time between 10 pm and 6 am." Any texts you receive during this timeframe asking to "hang out" can only be perceived as one thing: a booty call. If you cave into it, then you are letting him know you are OK with being a side chick. Sorry, but there is no going back at this point.

There's no social media evidence of the two of you together.
He freaks out when you try to take any Snapchats with him in it, and don't even think about posting a photo of the two of you on Instagram. This will give off the vibe that you two are an item, and he doesn't want to ruin the chance of finding an even better side chick to replace you.

He has a wall up around you.
Listen up: He knows this is a temporary fling. This makes him shut down any emotional aspects of your...]]>4548harrystylescleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/benny-joins-the-illuminati--23680153
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Of all people, Senator TED CRUZ could become the first famous person to be diagnosed with the coronavirus . . . and he's taken the responsible step of self-social quarantine to make sure that he doesn't infect anyone else.

Ted interacted with a person at the Conservative Political Action Conference a couple weeks ago who has since tested positive for coronavirus. He said they had a chat, and then shook hands.

This happened roughly 10 days ago, and the incubation period for Covid-19 is believed to be up to two weeks.

So, Ted is going to go home to Texas and chill out for a week or so. Thankfully, he is NOT experiencing symptoms yet, and medical officials have told him that the odds are "extremely low" that the person passed it to him.

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Apparently people are more serious than we thought about refrigerating their condiments. Like, way more serious.

Last week, a British website called "Which?" . . . that's kind of like our "Consumer Reports" . . . asked experts which condiments you should store in the fridge, and which ones you should keep in the cupboard.

And people on Twitter were SHOCKED by the experts saying that ketchup should NOT go in the fridge. Now a big debate has broken out.

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If you paid me this kind of money to do nothing, I would KEEP doing nothing. STEVE PERRY hasn't been the lead singer of JOURNEY for 23 years. But it turns out he still makes a ton of money when they go on tour.

The current members of Journey have been wrapped up in a lawsuit. And it's brought out some details about the deal Steve made when he left in 1997.

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1. There have now been 21 deaths in the U.S. from COVID-19 with more than 550 confirmed cases. And the country's strategy has now moved from attempting to contain the coronavirus to admitting that's not possible . . . and attempting to mitigate it.

2. Americans are REALLY starting to get worried, too. Now 56% of Americans think we need to increase spending to prevent and fight the virus . . . and 47% of us are either "very" or "somewhat" worried.

3. And not to make YOU panic . . . but leaked documents from the American Hospital Association show hospitals are preparing for up to 96 million Americans getting infected, 4.8 million needing hospitalization, and 480,000 deaths.

4. The Grand Princess cruise ship passengers will dock in Oakland, California today and be allowed to disembark. 21 people onboard have tested positive for coronavirus, and apparently there's a plan to send them to hospitals, while other passengers will be put in quarantine.

5. Costco is suspending its free samples indefinitely over coronavirus.

6. While coronavirus is definitely causing a big hit to tourism, so far it's not affecting people going to Disney World in Florida.

7. Global demand for oil just experienced the most sudden and dramatic drop in HISTORY because of coronavirus. It's mainly a result of all the canceled shipments and travel in China.

8. A guy in Japan apparently went bar hopping last week after he found out he had coronavirus . . . because he wanted to spread it.

9. A family in Australia accidentally ordered 48 boxes of toilet paper instead of 48 rolls when they were trying to stock up . . . so now they have 2,304 rolls.

10. And two women in Australia were arrested after they brawled over toilet paper at a grocery store.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23680153Mon, 09 Mar 2020 15:57:32 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)On today's show, Benny reveals that he's been asked to join The Illuminati via some DM's on Instagram. Jason is skeptical, and Benny is worried that they might do a credit check. ************************ Of all people, Senator TED CRUZ could become...
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Of all people, Senator TED CRUZ could become the first famous person to be diagnosed with the coronavirus . . . and he's taken the responsible step of self-social quarantine to make sure that he doesn't infect anyone else.

Ted interacted with a person at the Conservative Political Action Conference a couple weeks ago who has since tested positive for coronavirus. He said they had a chat, and then shook hands.

This happened roughly 10 days ago, and the incubation period for Covid-19 is believed to be up to two weeks.

So, Ted is going to go home to Texas and chill out for a week or so. Thankfully, he is NOT experiencing symptoms yet, and medical officials have told him that the odds are "extremely low" that the person passed it to him.

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Apparently people are more serious than we thought about refrigerating their condiments. Like, way more serious.

Last week, a British website called "Which?" . . . that's kind of like our "Consumer Reports" . . . asked experts which condiments you should store in the fridge, and which ones you should keep in the cupboard.

And people on Twitter were SHOCKED by the experts saying that ketchup should NOT go in the fridge. Now a big debate has broken out.

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If you paid me this kind of money to do nothing, I would KEEP doing nothing. STEVE PERRY hasn't been the lead singer of JOURNEY for 23 years. But it turns out he still makes a ton of money when they go on tour.

The current members of Journey have been wrapped up in a lawsuit. And it's brought out some details about the deal Steve made when he left in 1997.

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1. There have now been 21 deaths in the U.S. from COVID-19 with more than 550 confirmed cases. And the country's strategy has now moved from attempting to contain the coronavirus to admitting that's not possible . . . and attempting to mitigate it.

2. Americans are REALLY starting to get worried, too. Now 56% of Americans think we need to increase spending to prevent and fight the virus . . . and 47% of us are either "very" or "somewhat" worried.

3. And not to make YOU panic . . . but leaked documents from the American Hospital Association show hospitals are preparing for up to 96 million Americans getting infected, 4.8 million needing hospitalization, and 480,000 deaths.

4. The Grand Princess cruise ship passengers will dock in Oakland, California today and be allowed to disembark. 21 people onboard have tested positive for coronavirus, and apparently there's a plan to send them to hospitals, while other passengers will be put in quarantine.

5. Costco is suspending its free samples indefinitely over coronavirus.

6. While coronavirus is definitely causing a big hit to tourism, so far it's not affecting people going to Disney World in Florida.

7. Global demand for oil just experienced the most sudden and dramatic drop in HISTORY because of coronavirus. It's mainly a result of all the canceled shipments and travel in China.

8. A guy in Japan apparently went bar hopping last week after he found out he had coronavirus . . . because he wanted to spread it.

9. A family in Australia accidentally ordered 48 boxes of toilet paper instead of 48 rolls when they were trying to stock up . . . so now they have 2,304 rolls.

10. And two women in Australia were arrested after they brawled over toilet paper at a grocery store.]]>3951cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tom-s-tinder--23566845https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23566845Fri, 06 Mar 2020 18:26:05 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)5151rose,singleinthesprings,singleladies,tinder,tom,tomrosecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/high-fidelity--23514563
They looked at the 100 most populated metro areas in the U.S. across 19 key weight-related indicators, Those include share of overweight and obese adults and teens, share of adults with health issues related to weight like diabetes, high cholesterol and high blood pressure, as well as access to healthy food, a city’s friendliness towards an active lifestyle and more.

With all that in mind, the report finds that the area of McAllen-Edinburg-Mission, Texas is the fattest in the country, scoring an 84.21 out of 100.

McAllen-Edinburg-Mission, TX
Shreveport-Bossier City, LA
Memphis, TN-MS-AR
Jackson, MS
Knoxville, TN
Tulsa, OK
Mobile, AL
Nashville-Davidson--Murfreesboro--Franklin, TN
Columbia, SC
Lafayette, LA

As for the city with the least amount of overweight people, that honor goes to the San Francisco-Oakland-Hayward, California area, which is dead last for health consequences and in the bottom ten for both food and fitness, and obesity and overweight indicators.


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A cruise ship might be the worst place on Earth to be during the coronavirus outbreak. So here's a question: If someone offered you a FREE, all-expenses-paid cruise right now, would you go? A new survey asked over 1,000 people . . . and TWO-THIRDS of us would turn it down.

65% of Americans wouldn't go on a cruise right now, even if it was free. That includes 77% of people 65 and older, which is kind of a key demographic for cruises.

Young people were less likely to say they'd skip it. Just 53% of people between 18 and 24 said they wouldn't go.

More than half of people also said they'd cancel ANY international travel plans right now. That's even if they wouldn't get their money back for hotels and plane tickets.

Meanwhile, we may be turning down travel, but we sure are curious about Covid 19 Porn

Apparently, coronavirus-themed PORN is now popping up on all the adult streaming sites. There have been more than 100 videos that have been posted in the past few days.

They're mostly amateur videos of people getting-it-on in hazmat suits and surgical masks.

And . . . people are actually WATCHING it.

An amateur porn producer and star who goes by Spicy made one of the videos. It's called "Bodycam Footage Investigates Deserted Wuhan", and in it, she's wearing a hospital gown, the guy is in a hazmat suit, and they get-it-on in a deserted street.

She says, quote, "I think people are attracted to [coronavirus]-themed porn the same way people who are scared of their shadow are [into] horror movies. We are all searching for things that make us come alive."

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Dry ice can really deliver an amazing look if utilized the right way. Unfortunately, a Russian Instagram influencer threw a big birthday party over the weekend and didn't understand the hazards associated with dry ice.

Yekaterina Didenko’s birthday party took a horrible turn when over 50 pounds of dry ice was poured into a pool to create a stunning “visual effect,” leaving three dead and at least four injured.

https://www.instagram.com/didenko.katerina/

Didenko’s husband, Valentin Didenko, unloaded the dry ice to impress guests with the smokey vapor but when he jumped in to cool down after a steamy sauna session, he stopped breathing and was rushed to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. Two other guests were pronounced dead at the scene as well.

The Russian Investigative Committee has reportedly opened a criminal case into the incident and some are questioning if it was really just dry ice in the pool.

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You may not think of Taco Bell as being a great restaurant for vegetarians and vegans, but they actually have a lot of meat-free options. And now the chain is adding something called “Veggie Mode” that will make finding all the items even easier. When it’s activated with a single-swipe on their self-service ordering kiosks, the feature will reveal nearly 50 items certified by the American Vegetarian Association.

“Veggie Mode” launches March 12th and includes all the vegetarian options Taco Bell unveiled earlier this year, and some new swaps not previously featured on menus. It’s like a secret vegetarian menu and includes these new versions of classic Taco Bell items:

Beefy 5-Layer Burrito becomes the Layered Vegetarian Burrito
Chalupa Supreme can be a Black Bean Chalupa Supreme
Chicken Soft Taco turns into a Black Bean Soft Taco
Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla can be tweaked to be a Egg & Cheese Flatbread Quesadilla

And you’ll still be able to customize your order, but now there will be more than 20-million possible vegetarian menu combinations.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23514563Thu, 05 Mar 2020 19:45:30 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It’s no secret that a lot of people in the country are overweight. In fact, reports suggest that 40% of the U.S. population aged 15 and older is obese. And while there are overweight folks everywhere, there are some cities where more of the population...
They looked at the 100 most populated metro areas in the U.S. across 19 key weight-related indicators, Those include share of overweight and obese adults and teens, share of adults with health issues related to weight like diabetes, high cholesterol and high blood pressure, as well as access to healthy food, a city’s friendliness towards an active lifestyle and more.

With all that in mind, the report finds that the area of McAllen-Edinburg-Mission, Texas is the fattest in the country, scoring an 84.21 out of 100.

McAllen-Edinburg-Mission, TX
Shreveport-Bossier City, LA
Memphis, TN-MS-AR
Jackson, MS
Knoxville, TN
Tulsa, OK
Mobile, AL
Nashville-Davidson--Murfreesboro--Franklin, TN
Columbia, SC
Lafayette, LA

As for the city with the least amount of overweight people, that honor goes to the San Francisco-Oakland-Hayward, California area, which is dead last for health consequences and in the bottom ten for both food and fitness, and obesity and overweight indicators.


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A cruise ship might be the worst place on Earth to be during the coronavirus outbreak. So here's a question: If someone offered you a FREE, all-expenses-paid cruise right now, would you go? A new survey asked over 1,000 people . . . and TWO-THIRDS of us would turn it down.

65% of Americans wouldn't go on a cruise right now, even if it was free. That includes 77% of people 65 and older, which is kind of a key demographic for cruises.

Young people were less likely to say they'd skip it. Just 53% of people between 18 and 24 said they wouldn't go.

More than half of people also said they'd cancel ANY international travel plans right now. That's even if they wouldn't get their money back for hotels and plane tickets.

Meanwhile, we may be turning down travel, but we sure are curious about Covid 19 Porn

Apparently, coronavirus-themed PORN is now popping up on all the adult streaming sites. There have been more than 100 videos that have been posted in the past few days.

They're mostly amateur videos of people getting-it-on in hazmat suits and surgical masks.

And . . . people are actually WATCHING it.

An amateur porn producer and star who goes by Spicy made one of the videos. It's called "Bodycam Footage Investigates Deserted Wuhan", and in it, she's wearing a hospital gown, the guy is in a hazmat suit, and they get-it-on in a deserted street.

She says, quote, "I think people are attracted to [coronavirus]-themed porn the same way people who are scared of their shadow are [into] horror movies. We are all searching for things that make us come alive."

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Dry ice can really deliver an amazing look if utilized the right way. Unfortunately, a Russian Instagram influencer threw a big birthday party over the weekend and didn't understand the hazards associated with dry ice.

Yekaterina Didenko’s birthday party took a horrible turn when over 50 pounds of dry ice was poured into a pool to create a stunning “visual effect,” leaving three dead and at least four injured.

https://www.instagram.com/didenko.katerina/

Didenko’s husband, Valentin Didenko, unloaded the dry ice to impress guests with the smokey vapor but when he jumped in to cool down after a steamy sauna session, he stopped breathing and was rushed to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. Two other...]]>4223tacobellcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sorry-coronavirus--23472106
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Jason told Benny about today Top 5 things uyou need to know about Covid-19

1. March Madness begins on Tuesday, March 17th, and if the National College Players Association has its way, there could be NO FANS in the crowd at the games due to the coronavirus outbreak.

The NCPA said, quote, "There should be a serious discussion about holding competitions without an audience present . . . the NCAA and its colleges must act now, there is no time to waste."

An NCAA spokesman said they're "keenly aware of coronavirus," and will continue to monitor it with health officials and the CDC.

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger canceled his Sports Festival this weekend. It's the country's biggest health and fitness expo, and it was supposed to happen in Ohio. Arnold said the expo WILL BE BACK . . . because he's planning to reschedule it when the disease is under control.

3. Mariah Carey postponed a show in Hawaii due to the coronavirus. She's planning on making up for it on November 28th.

4. Advertisers don't seem concerned about the Tokyo Olympics being canceled. NBC Sports surpassed $1.25 billion in Olympic ad sales and sold 90% of its inventory, with nearly five months still to go before the opening ceremonies.

5. The global movie industry is facing $5 BILLION in losses due to Covid-19.

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These days, safe sex might mean wearing a surgical mask, not a condom.

In the world of coronavirus, even TINDER is telling people they might want to take a break from smashing their naughty parts into each other to stay safe.

Tinder just put a new pop-up in its app telling its users, quote, "Tinder is a great place to meet new people. While we want you to continue to have fun, protecting yourself from the coronavirus is more important."

Man, you KNOW it's serious if even Tinder is worried about people passing germs to each other. Stay safe out there.

Meanwhile in more find Tome Rose Bleeps on Tinder news

According to a new study, men can actually SMELL when a woman is turned on. For the study, researchers at the University of Kent in England had women work up a sweat on an exercise bike . . . and then had them watch SEXY stuff or very UN-SEXY stuff.

The women who got the "sexy" option did things like watching Channing Tatum dance in "Magic Mike" . . . read portions of "Fifty Shades of Grey" . . . and looked at 20 photos of people literally having sex.

The women who got the "un-sexy" option did things like watching videos of bridges being built . . . watching videos of unattractive people dancing . . . and reading a story about knitting.

The researchers swabbed some sweat from the women in both groups. Then they had men smell the different swabs and ask them which they preferred.

And the men pretty much ALWAYS picked the sweat from the women who were turned on. Which means, yeah, men can SMELL when a woman's aroused. Now you know.

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While the coronavirus may have some people rethinking their travel plans, there are plenty of people who aren’t going to let it stop their spring break fun. Lots of lucky folks are planning to get away in the next few weeks, and a new report reveals which destinations are the most popular this year.

Top Ten Most Popular Domestic Spring Break Destinations

Orlando, FL
Phoenix, AZ
Las Vegas, NV
Los Angeles, CA
New York, NY
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Fort Myers, FL
Miami, FL
Salt Lake City, UT
Tampa, FL

Top Ten Most Popular International Spring Break Destinations

Cancun, Mexico
San Jose Del Cabo, Mexico
Puerto Vallarta, Mexico
Nassau, Bahamas
Montego Bay, Jamaica
Aruba, Aruba
Providenciales, Turks and Caicos
London, England
Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands
Punta Cana, Dominican Republic


Top Signs Coronavirus Is Ruining Your Spring Break


5. “That hazmat suit looks sexy on you” is the big pickup line

4. Body shots are done with rubbing alcohol and a nose swab

3. You’re wearing condoms on the outside of you clothes

2. Hand sanitizer costs more than a shot of tequila

1. Any girl without a cough is a 10]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23472106Wed, 04 Mar 2020 16:48:19 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Super Tuesday proved to be a very good day for former Vice President Joe Biden. With victories in Virginia, North Carolina, Alabama, Tennessee, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Minnesota and Massachusetts, Biden is now in a position to challenge Bernie Sanders for...
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Jason told Benny about today Top 5 things uyou need to know about Covid-19

1. March Madness begins on Tuesday, March 17th, and if the National College Players Association has its way, there could be NO FANS in the crowd at the games due to the coronavirus outbreak.

The NCPA said, quote, "There should be a serious discussion about holding competitions without an audience present . . . the NCAA and its colleges must act now, there is no time to waste."

An NCAA spokesman said they're "keenly aware of coronavirus," and will continue to monitor it with health officials and the CDC.

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger canceled his Sports Festival this weekend. It's the country's biggest health and fitness expo, and it was supposed to happen in Ohio. Arnold said the expo WILL BE BACK . . . because he's planning to reschedule it when the disease is under control.

3. Mariah Carey postponed a show in Hawaii due to the coronavirus. She's planning on making up for it on November 28th.

4. Advertisers don't seem concerned about the Tokyo Olympics being canceled. NBC Sports surpassed $1.25 billion in Olympic ad sales and sold 90% of its inventory, with nearly five months still to go before the opening ceremonies.

5. The global movie industry is facing $5 BILLION in losses due to Covid-19.

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These days, safe sex might mean wearing a surgical mask, not a condom.

In the world of coronavirus, even TINDER is telling people they might want to take a break from smashing their naughty parts into each other to stay safe.

Tinder just put a new pop-up in its app telling its users, quote, "Tinder is a great place to meet new people. While we want you to continue to have fun, protecting yourself from the coronavirus is more important."

Man, you KNOW it's serious if even Tinder is worried about people passing germs to each other. Stay safe out there.

Meanwhile in more find Tome Rose Bleeps on Tinder news

According to a new study, men can actually SMELL when a woman is turned on. For the study, researchers at the University of Kent in England had women work up a sweat on an exercise bike . . . and then had them watch SEXY stuff or very UN-SEXY stuff.

The women who got the "sexy" option did things like watching Channing Tatum dance in "Magic Mike" . . . read portions of "Fifty Shades of Grey" . . . and looked at 20 photos of people literally having sex.

The women who got the "un-sexy" option did things like watching videos of bridges being built . . . watching videos of unattractive people dancing . . . and reading a story about knitting.

The researchers swabbed some sweat from the women in both groups. Then they had men smell the different swabs and ask them which they preferred.

And the men pretty much ALWAYS picked the sweat from the women who were turned on. Which means, yeah, men can SMELL when a woman's aroused. Now you know.

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While the coronavirus may have some people rethinking their travel plans, there are plenty of people who aren’t going to let it stop their spring break fun. Lots of lucky folks are planning to get away in the next few weeks, and a new report reveals which destinations are the most popular this year.

Top Ten Most Popular Domestic Spring Break Destinations

Orlando, FL
Phoenix, AZ
Las Vegas, NV
Los Angeles,...]]>3353coronavirus,covid19,covid-19cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/super-tuesday--23439757https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23439757Tue, 03 Mar 2020 20:02:33 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's Super Tuesday!4076super,supertuesday,tuesdaycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/2-hour-delay--23396965
Humans aren’t the only creatures who talk when they have sex. Coconut crabs do, too.

Dunkin’ knows that pretty much everyone loves bacon, so they’re adding a new menu item that’s all bacon. That’s literally it, it’s a pouch of straight up bacon and they call it Snackin’ Bacon.

An Impossible Burger doesn't have meat in it, which technically makes it fine for devout Catholics to eat on Fridays during Lent. But some folks aren't so sure that they'd be honoring the true spirit of the season by scarfing down imitation beef.

An instant case of karma took place in Newburgh, New York after 28-year-old Kyrell Saunders allegedly stole a candy bar from a Mobil gas station. After leaving the gas station he reportedly ran out of the station and right in front of a semi-truck that was traveling down the road. The semi hit and killed him
instantly.

How long will you pretend to be interested in a conversation that you find PAINFULLY boring?

According to a new survey, we'll check out within THREE MINUTES when we're bored . . . and we'll start randomly nodding our heads and saying "Hmm" to make the other person think we're listening.

So what topics are the most likely to make us tune out?

The top 10 are: Golf . . . celebrity gossip . . . veganism . . . football . . . fashion trends . . . beauty trends . . . the stock market . . . online dating . . . cars . . . and hair styles.

And a few that just missed the top 10 are: Someone else's wedding . . . mortgages . . . someone else's vacation . . . someone else's pets . . . traffic . . . climate change . . . and someone else's hopes and dreams.

There's a company called Shreddies that makes, quote, "flatulence filtering underwear." They use a carbon lining to make other products too, like jeans and pajamas, and it absorbs the smell of your gas and keeps it from stinking up a room.

But what happens if you want to wear some OTHER underwear or pants but you still want to keep your flatulence from causing a scene?

Well, they just released a new product called the Carbonana. That's a mix of the words "carbon" and "banana" . . . and it's pretty fitting.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23396965Mon, 02 Mar 2020 17:35:22 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Brace yourself fans of Diet Coke, your beloved beverage may be harder to come by soon. Coca-Cola says coronavirus has disrupted its supply chain and artificial sweeteners from China may be in shorter supply. Humans aren’t the only creatures who talk...
Humans aren’t the only creatures who talk when they have sex. Coconut crabs do, too.

Dunkin’ knows that pretty much everyone loves bacon, so they’re adding a new menu item that’s all bacon. That’s literally it, it’s a pouch of straight up bacon and they call it Snackin’ Bacon.

An Impossible Burger doesn't have meat in it, which technically makes it fine for devout Catholics to eat on Fridays during Lent. But some folks aren't so sure that they'd be honoring the true spirit of the season by scarfing down imitation beef.

An instant case of karma took place in Newburgh, New York after 28-year-old Kyrell Saunders allegedly stole a candy bar from a Mobil gas station. After leaving the gas station he reportedly ran out of the station and right in front of a semi-truck that was traveling down the road. The semi hit and killed him
instantly.

How long will you pretend to be interested in a conversation that you find PAINFULLY boring?

According to a new survey, we'll check out within THREE MINUTES when we're bored . . . and we'll start randomly nodding our heads and saying "Hmm" to make the other person think we're listening.

So what topics are the most likely to make us tune out?

The top 10 are: Golf . . . celebrity gossip . . . veganism . . . football . . . fashion trends . . . beauty trends . . . the stock market . . . online dating . . . cars . . . and hair styles.

And a few that just missed the top 10 are: Someone else's wedding . . . mortgages . . . someone else's vacation . . . someone else's pets . . . traffic . . . climate change . . . and someone else's hopes and dreams.

There's a company called Shreddies that makes, quote, "flatulence filtering underwear." They use a carbon lining to make other products too, like jeans and pajamas, and it absorbs the smell of your gas and keeps it from stinking up a room.

But what happens if you want to wear some OTHER underwear or pants but you still want to keep your flatulence from causing a scene?

Well, they just released a new product called the Carbonana. That's a mix of the words "carbon" and "banana" . . . and it's pretty fitting.]]>4050burger,carbonana,coca-cola,coke,dietcoke,impossible,mcdonalds,mobil,shreddiescleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-whisky-school-returns--23294540
Sign up for their classes at whiskyschoolus.com

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Are you a Leaper? If you aren’t, you might want to go hang out with one today – as a number of companies are offering fun freebies for Leap Day, which is tomorrow.
Here’s a rundown:

Olive Garden is making up for lost Leap Day birthdays. On Saturday, the restaurant chain will give "Leaplings" four free desserts. One is to celebrate their birthday this year, the rest are for birthdays that never came over the last three years. Leap Day is that rare 29th day of February which only happens every four years. Other pasta fans also get a treat. Take-home meals will be marked down to two-dollars-and-29-cents.

Popeyes is offering you a free chicken sandwich tomorrow...if you do this today: order at least $15 worth of food from Popeyes via Postmates You’ll get the code for a free sandwich after making the purchase.

At 7-Eleven? You can grab a $2.29 pizza. And if you use 7-Eleven’s 7NOW app for the first time tomorrow, the promo code 29OFF50 will get you $29 off any delivery order over $50.


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Twitter users were debating the type of people they want to stay away from on Thursday, using the viral hashtag "#StayAwayFromPeopleWho." Here are 10 of the more amusing responses:

"think posting on Twitter equates to activism"
"don't believe in democracy"
"Only ask for favors and only use you for favors"
"will lie to you just to get whatever they want."
"have a k-pop profile pic"
"Who take the last slice of pizza"
"find enjoyment in trying to make someone's life miserable."
"act like everything is PERFECT in a crisis"
"anyone who has a pet spider or snake"
"never buy a round at the bar"

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I can't tell if the things on this list sound intriguing . . . or would make me throw up. Maybe it's both?


There's a discussion on Tom Rose Bleeps dot com right now where people are sharing the weird FOOD COMBOS that shouldn't work . . . but taste really good. Allegedly. And here are some of the ones getting the most votes . . .

1. Cheap red wine and Coke. It doesn't work with good wine, apparently.
2. 7 Up and milk.
3. Dark chocolate with parmesan cheese on top.
4. Bacon wrapped hot dog in a bun lined with peanut butter, with chili on top.
5. Baked Lay's and the white candy stick from a packet of Fun Dip.
6. Bread dipped in Coke.
7. Berries with sour cream and brown sugar.
8. A peanut butter sandwich dipped in tomato soup. Chunky peanut butter recommended.
9. Salt and vinegar potato chips and brownies.
10. Fried chicken with ketchup and gravy.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23294540Fri, 28 Feb 2020 18:18:57 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Today we welcome back our friends Graeme and Brad from The Whisky School in Colorado Springs! Listen to today's tasting at the 45 minute mark on this podcast. Sign up for their classes at whiskyschoolus.com ************************* Are you a...
Sign up for their classes at whiskyschoolus.com

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Are you a Leaper? If you aren’t, you might want to go hang out with one today – as a number of companies are offering fun freebies for Leap Day, which is tomorrow.
Here’s a rundown:

Olive Garden is making up for lost Leap Day birthdays. On Saturday, the restaurant chain will give "Leaplings" four free desserts. One is to celebrate their birthday this year, the rest are for birthdays that never came over the last three years. Leap Day is that rare 29th day of February which only happens every four years. Other pasta fans also get a treat. Take-home meals will be marked down to two-dollars-and-29-cents.

Popeyes is offering you a free chicken sandwich tomorrow...if you do this today: order at least $15 worth of food from Popeyes via Postmates You’ll get the code for a free sandwich after making the purchase.

At 7-Eleven? You can grab a $2.29 pizza. And if you use 7-Eleven’s 7NOW app for the first time tomorrow, the promo code 29OFF50 will get you $29 off any delivery order over $50.


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Twitter users were debating the type of people they want to stay away from on Thursday, using the viral hashtag "#StayAwayFromPeopleWho." Here are 10 of the more amusing responses:

"think posting on Twitter equates to activism"
"don't believe in democracy"
"Only ask for favors and only use you for favors"
"will lie to you just to get whatever they want."
"have a k-pop profile pic"
"Who take the last slice of pizza"
"find enjoyment in trying to make someone's life miserable."
"act like everything is PERFECT in a crisis"
"anyone who has a pet spider or snake"
"never buy a round at the bar"

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I can't tell if the things on this list sound intriguing . . . or would make me throw up. Maybe it's both?


There's a discussion on Tom Rose Bleeps dot com right now where people are sharing the weird FOOD COMBOS that shouldn't work . . . but taste really good. Allegedly. And here are some of the ones getting the most votes . . .

1. Cheap red wine and Coke. It doesn't work with good wine, apparently.
2. 7 Up and milk.
3. Dark chocolate with parmesan cheese on top.
4. Bacon wrapped hot dog in a bun lined with peanut butter, with chili on top.
5. Baked Lay's and the white candy stick from a packet of Fun Dip.
6. Bread dipped in Coke.
7. Berries with sour cream and brown sugar.
8. A peanut butter sandwich dipped in tomato soup. Chunky peanut butter recommended.
9. Salt and vinegar potato chips and brownies.
10. Fried chicken with ketchup and gravy.]]>4537whiskey,whiskeyschool,whisky,whiskyschoolcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/where-s-benny--23256809https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23256809Thu, 27 Feb 2020 17:45:32 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)3417cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/baby-yoda-is-a-sell-out--23140151
According to a new study, DRINKING BEER can almost DOUBLE a man's chances of living until at least age 90. And it increases women's chances by about one-third.

A company in Japan is taking preorders for MAYO SLICES. You can buy a package of four slices of mayo that look just like slices of cheese . . . only, you know, they're mayo.

Baby Yoda seems to be the toy people just can't get enough of...or their hands on. The new animatronic doll sold out on Amazon and at other retailers within 24 hours of pre-ordering. It can move its head, hands, giggle, babble and make dozens of other noises. Baby Yoda became the breakout star of Disney's "The Mandolorian" in November. The second season is due out in October, around the same time the 60-dollar toy will be released.

A Science Channel daredevil and “Flat Earth” proponent has died while trying to launch a homemade rocket. Mike Hughes, better known as "Mad Mike," was part of an upcoming Science Channel series called "Homemade Astronauts." Authorities say he died Saturday in a fatal rocket crash near Barstow, California. In a statement, the Science Channel says it was Hughes' dream to do this launch – he was trying to launch himself five-thousand feet in the air. Hughes was 64.

32-year-old woman named Lizzette Vela-Loechle is the manager of a bar called Chiquititas Lounge in Norcross, Georgia. And on Valentine's Day, she held a special contest at the bar . . . a LIVE SEX CONTEST. She put a bed on the dance floor and promised $500 to the couple that demonstrated the best sex act. Some did it with their clothes on . . . others took their clothes off and REALLY demonstrated the sex acts.


Not really sure why someone who could afford to buy a Maserati, can't afford the very best drugs society has to offer but cops in Iowa City, Iowa pulled over a 2014 Maserati and found that the person driving the car had a license status of "barred." They also found hundreds of Whip-It canisters all over the backseat of the car. Ziyuan Zhong had admitted to officers that she inhaled at least 50-75 of these nitrous oxide canisters that day, which would explain the slurred speech and lack of stability while standing. She was arrested on multiple charges, including driving under the influence and possession of nitrous oxide

Burger King is hoping to change the image of its signature Whopper and they’re using a revolting new ad campaign featuring a moldy burger to do it. The fast food chain’s ad is to highlight them removing artificial preservatives, colors, and flavors from the Whopper. It shows a burger covered in mold to show it “can be a beautiful thing.”

There are all kinds of crazy things on the Internet and one of the latest shocking finds is a video of a woman bathing in Hot Cheetos. Twitter user @sp00kynugget posted the clip with the caption, “Omg so needed after this stressful day” that shows her legs in a bathtub that’s filled with water and Hot Cheetos. LOTS of Hot Cheetos, so many you can’t even see the water.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/23140151Mon, 24 Feb 2020 16:11:40 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)February 24th is National Tortilla Chip Day! Hooray for National Tortilla Chip Day! Rebecca Webb Carranza invented tortilla chips in the 1950s. Carranza and her husband owned the El Zarape Tortilla Factory in Los Angeles and were among the first to...
According to a new study, DRINKING BEER can almost DOUBLE a man's chances of living until at least age 90. And it increases women's chances by about one-third.

A company in Japan is taking preorders for MAYO SLICES. You can buy a package of four slices of mayo that look just like slices of cheese . . . only, you know, they're mayo.

Baby Yoda seems to be the toy people just can't get enough of...or their hands on. The new animatronic doll sold out on Amazon and at other retailers within 24 hours of pre-ordering. It can move its head, hands, giggle, babble and make dozens of other noises. Baby Yoda became the breakout star of Disney's "The Mandolorian" in November. The second season is due out in October, around the same time the 60-dollar toy will be released.

A Science Channel daredevil and “Flat Earth” proponent has died while trying to launch a homemade rocket. Mike Hughes, better known as "Mad Mike," was part of an upcoming Science Channel series called "Homemade Astronauts." Authorities say he died Saturday in a fatal rocket crash near Barstow, California. In a statement, the Science Channel says it was Hughes' dream to do this launch – he was trying to launch himself five-thousand feet in the air. Hughes was 64.

32-year-old woman named Lizzette Vela-Loechle is the manager of a bar called Chiquititas Lounge in Norcross, Georgia. And on Valentine's Day, she held a special contest at the bar . . . a LIVE SEX CONTEST. She put a bed on the dance floor and promised $500 to the couple that demonstrated the best sex act. Some did it with their clothes on . . . others took their clothes off and REALLY demonstrated the sex acts.


Not really sure why someone who could afford to buy a Maserati, can't afford the very best drugs society has to offer but cops in Iowa City, Iowa pulled over a 2014 Maserati and found that the person driving the car had a license status of "barred." They also found hundreds of Whip-It canisters all over the backseat of the car. Ziyuan Zhong had admitted to officers that she inhaled at least 50-75 of these nitrous oxide canisters that day, which would explain the slurred speech and lack of stability while standing. She was arrested on multiple charges, including driving under the influence and possession of nitrous oxide

Burger King is hoping to change the image of its signature Whopper and they’re using a revolting new ad campaign featuring a moldy burger to do it. The fast food chain’s ad is to highlight them removing artificial preservatives, colors, and flavors from the Whopper. It shows a burger covered in mold to show it “can be a beautiful thing.”

There are all kinds of crazy things on the Internet and one of the latest shocking finds is a video of a woman bathing in Hot Cheetos. Twitter user @sp00kynugget posted the clip with the caption, “Omg so needed after this stressful day” that shows her legs in a bathtub that’s filled with water and Hot Cheetos. LOTS of Hot Cheetos, so many you can’t even see the water.]]>3297cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/meat-juice-tasers--22919067
It's also Thumb Appreciation Day! Sure this is another “nonsense” holiday, but thumbs are important! Just imagine…no holding your morning coffee one-handed, no more high fives…and no picking up just about anything! And forget using scissors or counting to ten with your hands. On top of that – no thumb wars…and egad…no Facebook ‘likes!’ But seriously, much like our terribly under-appreciated big toes, thumbs are an important aspect of our hands and our lives. Don’t think so? Spend today not using them!

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Your dinners at Red Lobster just got a LOT less filling.

Apparently, Red Lobster very quietly changed their policy on their famous Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Until now, you've been able to get an UNLIMITED amount of them. It's a big part of why a lot of people go to Red Lobster.

Well . . . the policy has changed. There's a new limit of TWO biscuits for every entrée. Ouch.

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Being naked and covered in meat juice with electricity pulsing through your genitalia is no way to go through life.

There's a 28-year-old guy named Stefan Short in DeLand, Florida. And on Friday night, someone spotted him shoplifting ribeye steaks from a grocery store . . . by shoving them down his pants.

The manager started chasing him and grabbed him, but Stefan wriggled out of his clothes and ran out of the store NAKED.

Unfortunately for him, the cops were waiting outside. And when he wouldn't stop, they TASED him.

And either accidentally or maybe a little on purpose, one of the Taser prongs went straight into his GENITALS.

He went to the hospital, and there's no word on how his junk is. He's been charged with theft and resisting arrest.


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A new article in the "New York Times" just attempted to answer the question: What's the worst smell in the world? And they narrowed it down to two possibilities.


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A California town is up in arms after it was realized that a couple of porn actors made their way into the Santa Monica public library and performed on camera while unsuspecting members of the public were all around. The video, which was posted three weeks ago, shows 19-year-old entertainer Ellie Eilish exposing herself while walking around Ocean Park, outside of the John Muir Elementary School and Santa Monica Alternative School House campus, and inside the Ocean Park branch library. Eilish then performs sex acts inside the library with a man, whose face is not shown. The video has since been deleted from PornHub, which pays performers by the click. The city of Santa Monica says they are looking into the incident.

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Ozzy Osbourne has cancelled his entire North American tour so he can seek medical treatment in Europe.

The heavy metal icon had already canceled the tour once over various health issues, and recently revealed that he is battling Parkinson's disease. Ozzy had hinted recently that this cancellation was a possibility, saying at the Grammy's last month he’d only tour if he was “well enough." Osbourne and his team decided to just scrap the entire tour rather than be forced to make last-minute cancellations.

"I don’t want to start a tour and then cancel shows at the last minute, as it’s just not fair to the fans. I’d rather they get a refund now and when I do the North American tour down the road, everyone who bought a ticket for these shows will be the first ones in line to purchase tickets at that time," he said in a statement. The dates had been scheduled to start in late May. As of now, Osbourne is still slated to tour Europe in the fall with Judas Priest. Ozzy's new solo album Ordinary Man comes out on Friday.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22919067Tue, 18 Feb 2020 17:34:21 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Today in 1998, sportscaster Harry Caray died in Rancho Mirage, California, at the age of 83. It's also Thumb Appreciation Day! Sure this is another “nonsense” holiday, but thumbs are important! Just imagine…no holding your morning coffee one-handed,...
It's also Thumb Appreciation Day! Sure this is another “nonsense” holiday, but thumbs are important! Just imagine…no holding your morning coffee one-handed, no more high fives…and no picking up just about anything! And forget using scissors or counting to ten with your hands. On top of that – no thumb wars…and egad…no Facebook ‘likes!’ But seriously, much like our terribly under-appreciated big toes, thumbs are an important aspect of our hands and our lives. Don’t think so? Spend today not using them!

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Your dinners at Red Lobster just got a LOT less filling.

Apparently, Red Lobster very quietly changed their policy on their famous Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Until now, you've been able to get an UNLIMITED amount of them. It's a big part of why a lot of people go to Red Lobster.

Well . . . the policy has changed. There's a new limit of TWO biscuits for every entrée. Ouch.

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Being naked and covered in meat juice with electricity pulsing through your genitalia is no way to go through life.

There's a 28-year-old guy named Stefan Short in DeLand, Florida. And on Friday night, someone spotted him shoplifting ribeye steaks from a grocery store . . . by shoving them down his pants.

The manager started chasing him and grabbed him, but Stefan wriggled out of his clothes and ran out of the store NAKED.

Unfortunately for him, the cops were waiting outside. And when he wouldn't stop, they TASED him.

And either accidentally or maybe a little on purpose, one of the Taser prongs went straight into his GENITALS.

He went to the hospital, and there's no word on how his junk is. He's been charged with theft and resisting arrest.


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A new article in the "New York Times" just attempted to answer the question: What's the worst smell in the world? And they narrowed it down to two possibilities.


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A California town is up in arms after it was realized that a couple of porn actors made their way into the Santa Monica public library and performed on camera while unsuspecting members of the public were all around. The video, which was posted three weeks ago, shows 19-year-old entertainer Ellie Eilish exposing herself while walking around Ocean Park, outside of the John Muir Elementary School and Santa Monica Alternative School House campus, and inside the Ocean Park branch library. Eilish then performs sex acts inside the library with a man, whose face is not shown. The video has since been deleted from PornHub, which pays performers by the click. The city of Santa Monica says they are looking into the incident.

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Ozzy Osbourne has cancelled his entire North American tour so he can seek medical treatment in Europe.

The heavy metal icon had already canceled the tour once over various health issues, and recently revealed that he is battling Parkinson's disease. Ozzy had hinted recently that this cancellation was a possibility, saying at the Grammy's last month he’d only tour if he was “well enough." Osbourne and his team decided to just scrap the entire tour rather than be forced to make last-minute cancellations.

"I don’t want to start a tour and then cancel shows at the last minute, as it’s just not fair to the fans. I’d rather they get a refund now and when I do the North American tour down the road, everyone who bought a ticket for these shows will be the first ones in line to purchase tickets at that time," he said in a statement. The dates had been scheduled to start in late May. As of now, Osbourne is still slated to tour Europe in the fall with Judas Priest. Ozzy's new solo album Ordinary Man comes out on Friday.]]>3289florida,juice,meat,meatjuice,taserscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/single-in-the-springs--22776802
We also talk to Meagan Thomas from SingleInTheSprings.com! Single in the Springs is a podcast by Meagan Thomas and Madeline Hoeppner about relationships, dating, and single life in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Both women have been on their fair share of bad dates, not to mention their own mess-ups. While dating can be both fun and a nightmare, we’re not in it alone. You’ll hear stories ranging from funny tales of men with strange butt tattoos, to more serious discussion of what to do when you have a gut feeling things aren’t OK. Whether you’re with your person, looking for Mr.Right, or just need a reason to laugh, they’ve got you.

It’s Girl Scout cookie time again and the most excited scout around may be Ronnie Backenstoe, who first started selling cookies back in 1932. She joined the Girl Scouts when she was 10 and now at 98, she’s still thrilled to be a part of it.


It's Valentine's Day and perhaps you got a card. But we're betting that it isn't similar to anything on today's list of The 10 Top Rejected Valentine's Day Cards.

10. Of all the people in the world, I love you the mostest . . . except for that hot Hooters hostess.

9. You are the person that I want to marry . . . and then quit my family, like Meghan and Harry.

8. Roses are red, violets are blue . . . you look like Steve Buscemi, so I'll avoid you.

7. When I saw you, I swiped right . . . and now, I regret that every night.

6 . We've shared times of love and hope and glory . . . but now we're like the couple from "Marriage Story".

5 . Your body is perfect. I think of it each hour . . . which is why I hid a camera, to watch you shower.

4. Roses are red, violets are blue. And thanks to you, my junk is green.

3. You take my breath away . . . but not as much as autoerotic asphyxiation.

2 . A girl like you is very hard to find . . . ya know, just like your G-spot.

1 . I want to take you out for steak and shrimp . . . but I won't because you make my junk go limp.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22776802Fri, 14 Feb 2020 18:03:40 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Well, it's Valentine's Day. And if you don't have dinner reservations or a gift for your other half yet, it's not looking good. So to save you, here are five things you can buy TODAY, and not look like you totally blew it. We also talk to Meagan...
We also talk to Meagan Thomas from SingleInTheSprings.com! Single in the Springs is a podcast by Meagan Thomas and Madeline Hoeppner about relationships, dating, and single life in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Both women have been on their fair share of bad dates, not to mention their own mess-ups. While dating can be both fun and a nightmare, we’re not in it alone. You’ll hear stories ranging from funny tales of men with strange butt tattoos, to more serious discussion of what to do when you have a gut feeling things aren’t OK. Whether you’re with your person, looking for Mr.Right, or just need a reason to laugh, they’ve got you.

It’s Girl Scout cookie time again and the most excited scout around may be Ronnie Backenstoe, who first started selling cookies back in 1932. She joined the Girl Scouts when she was 10 and now at 98, she’s still thrilled to be a part of it.


It's Valentine's Day and perhaps you got a card. But we're betting that it isn't similar to anything on today's list of The 10 Top Rejected Valentine's Day Cards.

10. Of all the people in the world, I love you the mostest . . . except for that hot Hooters hostess.

9. You are the person that I want to marry . . . and then quit my family, like Meghan and Harry.

8. Roses are red, violets are blue . . . you look like Steve Buscemi, so I'll avoid you.

7. When I saw you, I swiped right . . . and now, I regret that every night.

6 . We've shared times of love and hope and glory . . . but now we're like the couple from "Marriage Story".

5 . Your body is perfect. I think of it each hour . . . which is why I hid a camera, to watch you shower.

4. Roses are red, violets are blue. And thanks to you, my junk is green.

3. You take my breath away . . . but not as much as autoerotic asphyxiation.

2 . A girl like you is very hard to find . . . ya know, just like your G-spot.

1 . I want to take you out for steak and shrimp . . . but I won't because you make my junk go limp.]]>4378coloradosprings,foreveralone,single,singleinthespringscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/buffalo-milker-13-42--22734557
I can't believe it's been two long years since this true hero of Valentine's Day emerged . . . so it's GREAT to hear about her again.

Back on February 21st, 2018, a 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was busted for shoplifting at a grocery store in Corsicana, Texas.

And she intentionally POOPED in the back of the cop car . . . so she'd have a place to hide her crack, her crack pipe, and a Valentine's Day card.

If you are really good with your hands and have always wanted to know what it feels like to milk a buffalo, there is a job for you.

A buffalo dairy farm in Florida has begun to search for the perfect milker. The new “Urban Cowboy/girl for Buffalo Milking” position was posted by the farm yesterday and it comes with some perks:

Part-time job (4 hours in the morning, 4-5 days a week)
Someone who is committed, patient and thorough, willing to learn and do some independent thinking.
$10/hr during training and $13-15 as you become better, faster, independent.- some perks:
You get products that are not sold at the market, breakfast and or lunch on the days you work
Not to mention that you get to be up close and personal with a buffalo. Apply today!

A crew of Georgia thieves pretended to be rap stars, including members of the Wu-Tang Clan, as they drove around in a Rolls-Royce and scammed hotels out of more than $100,000. The men would roll up to the hotels in a Rolls-Royce Phantom, use a stolen credit card and rack up huge bills at the hotels and then take off. One well-known hotel got duped for over $45,000 while another got taken for $37,000. Walker Washington and Aaron Barnes-Burpo are the two men who have been charged with conspiracy to commit wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. They were the mastermind behind the scam that ended when another hotel worker called the record label to confirm their arrival. The men also hired two homeless men to act as bodyguards during their stays. They weren't charged with any crime.

A new Tom Rose survey found exactly how long it takes the average woman to reach her climax.

And it is . . . 13 minutes and 42 seconds.

The researchers figured it out by having 645 women from 20 different countries use a stopwatch to time things out. The women were all straight, they were all in committed relationships, and they were an average of 30 years old.

The study also found that more than two-thirds of the women needed some kind of touching or stimulation during sex to climax . . . and the position that was the most effective was the woman on top.


Crocs have been having a moment lately and now KFC has partnered with the brand on a truly unique pair of shoes. The fast food chain has announced they’ve been working with the shoe company to create footwear inspired by buckets of chicken and the chicken itself.

There are two versions of KFC crocs and they’re both like nothing you’ve ever seen before. First up is the classic clog, which looks like a regular croc, but has a classic KFC bucket design on the bottom and a fried chicken print on top. But here’s the crazy part - they come with two removable CHICKEN-SCENTED Jibbitz that look like chicken drumsticks. Yep, your shoes can smell like KFC.

The second pair is the Bucket Clog, which is similar to the classic clog, but has a 4.5-inch platform sole. These one-of-a-kind kicks recently appeared in photos during New York Fashion Week. And while you can’t buy the platforms for yourself, you can pick up a pair of the classic clogs on Crocs.com this spring for $59.99.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22734557Thu, 13 Feb 2020 15:55:45 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)If you're spending Valentine's Day alone this year, could the type of CAREER you're in have something to do with it? I can't believe it's been two long years since this true hero of Valentine's Day emerged . . . so it's GREAT to hear about her again....
I can't believe it's been two long years since this true hero of Valentine's Day emerged . . . so it's GREAT to hear about her again.

Back on February 21st, 2018, a 32-year-old woman named Shannen Martin was busted for shoplifting at a grocery store in Corsicana, Texas.

And she intentionally POOPED in the back of the cop car . . . so she'd have a place to hide her crack, her crack pipe, and a Valentine's Day card.

If you are really good with your hands and have always wanted to know what it feels like to milk a buffalo, there is a job for you.

A buffalo dairy farm in Florida has begun to search for the perfect milker. The new “Urban Cowboy/girl for Buffalo Milking” position was posted by the farm yesterday and it comes with some perks:

Part-time job (4 hours in the morning, 4-5 days a week)
Someone who is committed, patient and thorough, willing to learn and do some independent thinking.
$10/hr during training and $13-15 as you become better, faster, independent.- some perks:
You get products that are not sold at the market, breakfast and or lunch on the days you work
Not to mention that you get to be up close and personal with a buffalo. Apply today!

A crew of Georgia thieves pretended to be rap stars, including members of the Wu-Tang Clan, as they drove around in a Rolls-Royce and scammed hotels out of more than $100,000. The men would roll up to the hotels in a Rolls-Royce Phantom, use a stolen credit card and rack up huge bills at the hotels and then take off. One well-known hotel got duped for over $45,000 while another got taken for $37,000. Walker Washington and Aaron Barnes-Burpo are the two men who have been charged with conspiracy to commit wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. They were the mastermind behind the scam that ended when another hotel worker called the record label to confirm their arrival. The men also hired two homeless men to act as bodyguards during their stays. They weren't charged with any crime.

A new Tom Rose survey found exactly how long it takes the average woman to reach her climax.

And it is . . . 13 minutes and 42 seconds.

The researchers figured it out by having 645 women from 20 different countries use a stopwatch to time things out. The women were all straight, they were all in committed relationships, and they were an average of 30 years old.

The study also found that more than two-thirds of the women needed some kind of touching or stimulation during sex to climax . . . and the position that was the most effective was the woman on top.


Crocs have been having a moment lately and now KFC has partnered with the brand on a truly unique pair of shoes. The fast food chain has announced they’ve been working with the shoe company to create footwear inspired by buckets of chicken and the chicken itself.

There are two versions of KFC crocs and they’re both like nothing you’ve ever seen before. First up is the classic clog, which looks like a regular croc, but has a classic KFC bucket design on the bottom and a fried chicken print on top. But here’s the crazy part - they come with two removable CHICKEN-SCENTED Jibbitz that look like chicken drumsticks. Yep, your shoes can smell like KFC.

The second pair is the Bucket Clog, which is similar to the classic clog, but has a 4.5-inch platform sole. These one-of-a-kind kicks recently appeared in photos during New York Fashion Week. And while you can’t buy the platforms for yourself, you can pick up a pair of the classic clogs on Crocs.com this spring for $59.99.]]>3011bufallo,milker,orgasmcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/thirst-trap--22698858
Do you love Ikea so much you’ve found yourself wishing you could actually spend the night in the store? That dream could become a reality because the furniture chain has announced the Ikea Swede Dreams Sleepover event, where lucky fans will get to stay overnight in an Ikea showroom in Brooklyn, New York and Costa Mesa, California.

A Wisconsin man has lived his life as the biggest "Indiana Jones" fan and has spent most of it collecting as much memorabilia on the movie franchise as humanly possible. He finally got the point where he needed more room to keep it all. So he built himself a custom home.

A sexy photograph or flirty message posted on social media for the intent of causing others to publicly profess their attraction. This is done not to actually respond or satisfy any of this attraction, but to feed the posters ego or need for attention, at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply.

Ready to set up your game this Valentine’s Day and make the most of your sweet treats? Time to play matchmaker between your candy and your adult beverage of choice. If you’re not sure where to start, food and beverage experts are here to help. Here are some alcohol and Valentine’s Day candy pairings that bring out the best of the flavors!

Dark Chocolate & Port Wine - The fruity sweetness of port wine balances out the bitter richness of dark chocolate and Schor says “the mouthfeel of this pairing is superb.”

SweeTarts & Sauvignon Blanc - This wine is naturally tart and mixes well with the sugary sweet and tartness of the candy.

Swedish Fish & Rosé - The wine is floral and “fruit forward,” but not overly sweet, so it makes a great combo with the sugary sweetness of the Swedish Fish.

Fireball & Candy Hearts - Conversation hearts are pretty chalky and plain, which pairs perfectly with the overpowering cinnamon whisky.

Pop Rocks & Champagne - Bring on the fizzy goodness with the combination of Pop Rocks and bubbly for an intense sugar high. Just don’t put the candy in the Champagne because the experts warn that combination could be explosive.


I've seen people do PLENTY of weird stuff on planes. But this makes "taking off your shoes and putting your bare feet on the seat in front of you" look normal.

There's a 44-year-old guy named Matthew Flaherty, and he was on a flight last year from London to Iceland. And he was drinking STRAIGHT GIN out of the bottle and got extremely drunk. He started hitting on a female passenger, and when she ignored him, he started cursing her out and screaming he was going to kill her family. Then he shouted more death threats at the flight crew.

Then . . . he took his cell phone apart and started EATING THE PIECES. He also left the battery on his seat and it started SMOKING. A flight attendant dunked it in water to get it to stop.

The pilots decided to divert the flight to an airport in Scotland, where Matthew was escorted off the plane and arrested. He was in court this week and pleaded guilty to several charges, including disorderly conduct and making violent threats. He'll be sentenced next month.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22698858Wed, 12 Feb 2020 17:32:04 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Abraham Lincoln’s Birthday. After a childhood in Indiana, some time in politics, and several decades as a country lawyer, he was elected president in 1860 without even being listed on the ballot in southern states. Do you love Ikea so much you’ve...
Do you love Ikea so much you’ve found yourself wishing you could actually spend the night in the store? That dream could become a reality because the furniture chain has announced the Ikea Swede Dreams Sleepover event, where lucky fans will get to stay overnight in an Ikea showroom in Brooklyn, New York and Costa Mesa, California.

A Wisconsin man has lived his life as the biggest "Indiana Jones" fan and has spent most of it collecting as much memorabilia on the movie franchise as humanly possible. He finally got the point where he needed more room to keep it all. So he built himself a custom home.

A sexy photograph or flirty message posted on social media for the intent of causing others to publicly profess their attraction. This is done not to actually respond or satisfy any of this attraction, but to feed the posters ego or need for attention, at the expense of the time, reputation and sexual frustration of those who view the image or reply.

Ready to set up your game this Valentine’s Day and make the most of your sweet treats? Time to play matchmaker between your candy and your adult beverage of choice. If you’re not sure where to start, food and beverage experts are here to help. Here are some alcohol and Valentine’s Day candy pairings that bring out the best of the flavors!

Dark Chocolate & Port Wine - The fruity sweetness of port wine balances out the bitter richness of dark chocolate and Schor says “the mouthfeel of this pairing is superb.”

SweeTarts & Sauvignon Blanc - This wine is naturally tart and mixes well with the sugary sweet and tartness of the candy.

Swedish Fish & Rosé - The wine is floral and “fruit forward,” but not overly sweet, so it makes a great combo with the sugary sweetness of the Swedish Fish.

Fireball & Candy Hearts - Conversation hearts are pretty chalky and plain, which pairs perfectly with the overpowering cinnamon whisky.

Pop Rocks & Champagne - Bring on the fizzy goodness with the combination of Pop Rocks and bubbly for an intense sugar high. Just don’t put the candy in the Champagne because the experts warn that combination could be explosive.


I've seen people do PLENTY of weird stuff on planes. But this makes "taking off your shoes and putting your bare feet on the seat in front of you" look normal.

There's a 44-year-old guy named Matthew Flaherty, and he was on a flight last year from London to Iceland. And he was drinking STRAIGHT GIN out of the bottle and got extremely drunk. He started hitting on a female passenger, and when she ignored him, he started cursing her out and screaming he was going to kill her family. Then he shouted more death threats at the flight crew.

Then . . . he took his cell phone apart and started EATING THE PIECES. He also left the battery on his seat and it started SMOKING. A flight attendant dunked it in water to get it to stop.

The pilots decided to divert the flight to an airport in Scotland, where Matthew was escorted off the plane and arrested. He was in court this week and pleaded guilty to several charges, including disorderly conduct and making violent threats. He'll be sentenced next month.]]>3824thirstycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/jaw-breaker--22661662
"Nails on a chalkboard" is the classic sound everyone hates. But when's the last time you even SAW a chalkboard? Yester we asked people here at iHeartRadio to name more common sounds that make them cringe.

ADAM SANDLER missed out on his first Oscar nomination for "Uncut Gems", and maybe that's because it isn't even his best movie. There's a new list of his 10 best, and "Uncut Gems" is just third. Here it is:

1. "Wedding Singer", 1998
2. "Happy Gilmore", 1996
3. "Uncut Gems", 2019
4. "Billy Madison", 1995
5. "50 First Dates", 2004
6. "Punch-Drunk Love", 2002
7. "Big Daddy", 1999
8. "The Waterboy", 1998
9. "The Meyerowitz Stories", 2017
10. "Airheads", 1994


She works hard for the money. That is certainly true of one Dallas stripper who fell 20 feet while working a stripper pole and ended up plunging 20 feet to the floor while working at the XTC Cabaret Club in Dallas. She suffered a broken jaw, but the true pro she is got up and kept twerking.

There's an 82-year-old guy named Ian Trainer in Liverpool, England. He doesn't hear so well, so when he listens to his classical music, he BLASTS it.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22661662Tue, 11 Feb 2020 17:31:23 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Peppermint Patty Day! Henry C. Kessler and his York Cone Company, which was based in Pennsylvania, originally produced ice cream cones, and they’re responsible for the delicious invention the York Peppermint Pattie in 1940. "Nails on a chalkboard"...
"Nails on a chalkboard" is the classic sound everyone hates. But when's the last time you even SAW a chalkboard? Yester we asked people here at iHeartRadio to name more common sounds that make them cringe.

ADAM SANDLER missed out on his first Oscar nomination for "Uncut Gems", and maybe that's because it isn't even his best movie. There's a new list of his 10 best, and "Uncut Gems" is just third. Here it is:

1. "Wedding Singer", 1998
2. "Happy Gilmore", 1996
3. "Uncut Gems", 2019
4. "Billy Madison", 1995
5. "50 First Dates", 2004
6. "Punch-Drunk Love", 2002
7. "Big Daddy", 1999
8. "The Waterboy", 1998
9. "The Meyerowitz Stories", 2017
10. "Airheads", 1994


She works hard for the money. That is certainly true of one Dallas stripper who fell 20 feet while working a stripper pole and ended up plunging 20 feet to the floor while working at the XTC Cabaret Club in Dallas. She suffered a broken jaw, but the true pro she is got up and kept twerking.

There's an 82-year-old guy named Ian Trainer in Liverpool, England. He doesn't hear so well, so when he listens to his classical music, he BLASTS it.]]>2841jawbreaker,pole,strippercleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/yesterday--22623625
Dating is rarely easy, and when you’ve been doing it a long time it’s hard to constantly come up with fun and exciting things to do. So, if you're looking for ideas, a new survey is here to help.

A man who was making his way back to his Minneapolis hotel around 3 a.m. Saturday tried to cross the icy Mississippi River near the Stone Arch Bridge and fell partly through the ice.

Police in Illinois say that a woman was running an online boutique out of her basement where she was selling stolen merchandise for a few years.

A first-grade teacher at a school in Florida is now under arrest after police say that she tried actually purchasing the drugs while at school.

They say here isn't anything these days you can't bottle up and sell. In fact, stars like Gwyneth Paltrow are now selling a $75 candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” via her site, Goop. This week, Erykah Badu announced the sale of incense called “Badu’s P—y,” that smells like her vagina. And now a well-known sexologist says that she is going to be selling the real thing.

Your wedding day is supposed to be the best day of your life, but how can it be when it basically takes a small mortgage to make it happen? Unless you wanna wind up broke and eating overpriced chicken breasts at your reception, we have the answer: Denny's is debuting a pop-up chapel for couples to get married for free on Valentine's Day.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22623625Mon, 10 Feb 2020 17:24:58 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)February 10th is Umbrella Day! Umbrellas are a remarkably effective accessory for protecting yourself from wind, rain and sun. Whatever the weather, Umbrella Day is a great excuse to sport a fetching brolly when you’re out and about! National Flannel...
Dating is rarely easy, and when you’ve been doing it a long time it’s hard to constantly come up with fun and exciting things to do. So, if you're looking for ideas, a new survey is here to help.

A man who was making his way back to his Minneapolis hotel around 3 a.m. Saturday tried to cross the icy Mississippi River near the Stone Arch Bridge and fell partly through the ice.

Police in Illinois say that a woman was running an online boutique out of her basement where she was selling stolen merchandise for a few years.

A first-grade teacher at a school in Florida is now under arrest after police say that she tried actually purchasing the drugs while at school.

They say here isn't anything these days you can't bottle up and sell. In fact, stars like Gwyneth Paltrow are now selling a $75 candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” via her site, Goop. This week, Erykah Badu announced the sale of incense called “Badu’s P—y,” that smells like her vagina. And now a well-known sexologist says that she is going to be selling the real thing.

Your wedding day is supposed to be the best day of your life, but how can it be when it basically takes a small mortgage to make it happen? Unless you wanna wind up broke and eating overpriced chicken breasts at your reception, we have the answer: Denny's is debuting a pop-up chapel for couples to get married for free on Valentine's Day.]]>3777billie,eilish,oscars,umbrella,yesterdaycleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tom-rose-bleeps--22521994
Unable to deal with the loss of his beloved wife, a Vietnamese man dug up her remains, sealed them in a plaster sculpture and has been sleeping in the same bed with her for the last 16 years.

A well-known grocery store in the UK made headlines around the world last year with the release of their love sausage that was sold only for Valentine's Day. The famous breakfast meat actually sold out within minutes last year once it was released. It was such a huge hit that they are bringing it back again this year.

5 Things You Think Your Girlfriend Is Lying To You About (And She Actually Is)

“I only ever have sex dreams about you.”
“I’ve never fooled around with any of my guy friends.”
"I barely ever masturbate now that we’re together.”
“You’re the best and biggest I’ve ever been with.”
“Of course I’ve never faked it.”

So, what are the worst Valentine’s Day gifts people have received? Well, according to a new Tom Rose survey they include:

A Break-Up
"Hug-E-Gram"
Wendy's Drive Thru Meal
Wild Squirrel (and rabies shots)
Dog Treats (when the recipient doesn't have a dog)
Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle
"Shareable" Clothing
Tweezers
Funeral Arrangements
A Toilet Seat]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22521994Fri, 07 Feb 2020 17:14:06 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Things could get a little weird on the first Friday of February – well, if you’re in the office, at least. But if you celebrate this day, you’re probably not. Why? Working Naked Day is a ‘holiday’ of sorts for the over 30-million Americans that work...
Unable to deal with the loss of his beloved wife, a Vietnamese man dug up her remains, sealed them in a plaster sculpture and has been sleeping in the same bed with her for the last 16 years.

A well-known grocery store in the UK made headlines around the world last year with the release of their love sausage that was sold only for Valentine's Day. The famous breakfast meat actually sold out within minutes last year once it was released. It was such a huge hit that they are bringing it back again this year.

5 Things You Think Your Girlfriend Is Lying To You About (And She Actually Is)

“I only ever have sex dreams about you.”
“I’ve never fooled around with any of my guy friends.”
"I barely ever masturbate now that we’re together.”
“You’re the best and biggest I’ve ever been with.”
“Of course I’ve never faked it.”

So, what are the worst Valentine’s Day gifts people have received? Well, according to a new Tom Rose survey they include:

A Break-Up
"Hug-E-Gram"
Wendy's Drive Thru Meal
Wild Squirrel (and rabies shots)
Dog Treats (when the recipient doesn't have a dog)
Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle
"Shareable" Clothing
Tweezers
Funeral Arrangements
A Toilet Seat]]>4076cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/r-i-p-spartacus--22485372
The San Antonio Zoo will name a rat after your ex and feed it to a snake. Or, you can go to Florida and feed your ex directly to a snake.

The NBA trade deadline is today. The New York Knicks are willing to trade any of their players for a Starbucks gift card.

The number one thing men want for Valentine's Day is sex. Coming in a close second was not having their wife find out about it.

A Texas man ate only his company's dog food for a month to prove it was healthy for dogs... It could have been worse . . . he could have eaten only kale for a month. . . But there was a problem when a TV interview with the man had to be cut short because he kept bending down to lick his genitalia.

Axl Rose turns 58 today. . . These days "Patience" isn't just a song he sings onstage, it's the mantra he repeats to himself when he's trying to pee. . . . He's so old, that just singing about "November Rain" makes his joints ache.. . . Have you seen him lately? "Destruction" isn't the only thing he has an appetite for.

President Trump got off yesterday. . . It was the first time since Melania moved into her own bedroom.

Mitt Romney voted to convict President Trump for abuse of power. Romney's never liked the fact that Trump has had three wives . . . but not at the same time.

Donald Trump Jr. wants Mitt Romney kicked out of the Republican Party. Don Jr. also wants a chin, but you can't get everything you want.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22485372Thu, 06 Feb 2020 17:38:24 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Two mysterious ring-shaped clouds were recently spotted over Russia. But the most shocking sight in Russia remains the sober person. The San Antonio Zoo will name a rat after your ex and feed it to a snake. Or, you can go to Florida and feed...
The San Antonio Zoo will name a rat after your ex and feed it to a snake. Or, you can go to Florida and feed your ex directly to a snake.

The NBA trade deadline is today. The New York Knicks are willing to trade any of their players for a Starbucks gift card.

The number one thing men want for Valentine's Day is sex. Coming in a close second was not having their wife find out about it.

A Texas man ate only his company's dog food for a month to prove it was healthy for dogs... It could have been worse . . . he could have eaten only kale for a month. . . But there was a problem when a TV interview with the man had to be cut short because he kept bending down to lick his genitalia.

Axl Rose turns 58 today. . . These days "Patience" isn't just a song he sings onstage, it's the mantra he repeats to himself when he's trying to pee. . . . He's so old, that just singing about "November Rain" makes his joints ache.. . . Have you seen him lately? "Destruction" isn't the only thing he has an appetite for.

President Trump got off yesterday. . . It was the first time since Melania moved into her own bedroom.

Mitt Romney voted to convict President Trump for abuse of power. Romney's never liked the fact that Trump has had three wives . . . but not at the same time.

Donald Trump Jr. wants Mitt Romney kicked out of the Republican Party. Don Jr. also wants a chin, but you can't get everything you want.]]>3619cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/wendy-s-french-fries--22449600
Today is National Chocolate Fondue Day. Although this day doesn’t warrant taking off of work, it most certainly permits a cheat-day for anyone miserably dieting. Fondue fanatics and chocoholics can celebrate their favorite snacks by grabbing a piece of their preferred choice of fruit or pastry, jab it through a stick and throw it in the chocolate.


A U.S. cruise ship is quarantined in Japan after 10 aboard tested positive for coronavirus.

Health officials are going room-to-room on the Diamond Princess to check the nearly 37-hundred guests' temperatures and medical conditions. Some passengers have reported feeling ill. The ship cut short its planned 14-day itinerary and is now docked off the coast of Yokohama, not far from Tokyo.

The checks began after an elderly man, who was on the ship last month, fell ill with the virus.

In more world epidemic news

Illinois Police say a man tried to pull a prank on local Walmart shoppers by wearing a sign that read, "Caution, I have the coronavirus."

The man and his accomplice, both in their 20s, reportedly walked into a Joliet location wearing a yellow face mask and spraying Lysol. The pair did 10-thousand dollars in damage by spreading the disinfectant spray on produce, clothing and beauty items. Other customers confronted the two men before they took off in a white truck. Police have not found either man.

James and Maxine Hilliker live in Lumberton, North Carolina, about halfway between Charlotte and Wilmington.

And just in time for their 70th wedding anniversary, they hit the lottery for more than HALF-A-MILLION BUCKS.

They've been playing the same Cash 5 numbers every Tuesday for 22 years, and they'd never won anything big before.

But late last month, they bought a ticket like always, and it hit the jackpot for $767,000 . . . or $544,000 after taxes. They picked up the check last week, on James's 90th birthday.

Their 70th anniversary is this week. They're planning to spend some of their winnings on a cruise . . . and they're not sure what they'll do with the rest yet.

Meanwhile in Florida

Pamela Carr’s husband delivered some stunning news Sunday morning: He wanted a separation after nine years of marriage.

The 68-year-old Carr’s response was equally shocking: She pulled out a taser and repeatedly zapped her 73-year-old spouse.

As the couple argued over the separation, Carr “pulled out a taser and drive stunned him several times,” according to a criminal complaint charging Carr with aggravated domestic battery, a felony.

The court filing does not indicate whether Carr’s husband was injured as a result of the tasing in the couple’s Clearwater home. Carr, police say, admitted to tasing her husband, but “claims it was in self defense.”

Carr was released from the county jail Sunday night after posting $1000 bond. A judge has ordered Carr to have no contact with the victim and has barred her from possessing firearms and ammunition.


Wow, I have no idea why this woman's husband would want to end things.

The legalization of recreational marijuana has caused a chain reaction of business opportunities for cities. In Illinois, recreational marijuana is such a hit that it’s causing some traffic and parking issues near dispensaries. The state says recreational marijuana brought in nearly $40 million in the first 31 days it was available to buy.

It has also created some serious parking issues for nearby businesses that are located near the dispensaries. It has caused some municipalities to offer shuttle services for marijuana buyers. The shuttle will run once a week and it will only transport those that are medical marijuana patients and or have a valid handicapped parking sticker.

In more munchies news this morning

On Monday, Domino’s Australia debuted the design for a diamond-encrusted, pizza-shaped engagement ring on its Twitter page, and promised one “lucky pizza lover” the opportunity to pop the big question and profess their love for pizza at the same time.

The pizza chain also revealed details of the ring, which they say is worth more than $9,000.

According to their website, fans can enter to win the ring by submitting a 30-second video “detailing how you will involve pizza in your proposal.” That said, it's probably not a good idea to try and hide the ring inside the pizza, as it’s encrusted with diamonds, and that could really hurt if someone bit into it.

"Think you've found your slice of heaven and are ready to say, 'I cheese you'?" writes Domino's of the contest. "We're giving one lucky pizza lover the chance to make a truly dough-mantic proposal this Valentine’s Day."

Those wishing to participate can provide their information on the official contest page.

The eventual Domino’s-themed proposal will mark yet another feel-good moment for the chain, following news of a delivery driver who got a huge tip earlier this year.

What happens when a love doll is retired? You give it a funeral!

One Japanese company is offering men a way to say goodbye to their doll companions. Human Love Doll Company offers three plans including a basic joint funeral with others, a personal funeral service or a doll angel plan, where the owner accompanies the doll to a processing facility to be dismantled.

Each service is officiated by a porn star and features a commemorative photo and video. The most expensive plan costs nearly 700 dollars. Funerals are held in Osaka. It is estimated more than two-thousand dollars are sold in Japan every year.

Fun Fact! In Japan, it’s widely believed that all types of dolls have souls like humans, making it bad luck to throw them out with the garbage.

God help the guy who hears this and decides chocolate-flavored CONDOMS would be the perfect Valentine's Day gift . . .

A new survey found the #1 gift women want to get for Valentine's Day this year is chocolate . . . and the #1 gift guys want is SEXUAL FAVORS.

20% of men said they'd like to receive sex for Valentine's Day. And 30% of women want to get chocolate or candy.

The top five things women want are chocolate . . . a card . . . flowers . . . jewelry . . . and a massage or spa day.

The top things men want are sexual favors . . . a card . . . chocolate . . . booze . . . and electronics.

It didn't ask people if they plan to GIVE sex as a gift. But the #1 gift women did say they plan to give is . . . chocolate.

The #1 thing men said they plan to give this year is flowers. Chocolate was a close second though.

Meanwhile in the Lone Star state The San Antonio Zoo is running a promotion this year where they'll name a rat after your ex . . . and feed it to a snake. It costs $25, and you can watch a livestream of it happening on Valentine's Day.

5 Ways to Make Her Leave You

Be disgusting. However gender politics wax and wane, women still hate that. Farting, burping and blowing your nose on your fingers haven't become attractive just because we're all feminists now.

Verbal tics are always useful. Ask her casually, "Do I use the word 'cool' too often?" Then use it all the time. In every sentence. Dozens of times a day. Soon enough, she won't be able to bear another minute in your company.

When dining with her parents, wait until she's talking, then catch her mother's gaze and roll your eyes. Better still, ask "Was she always like this?"

Cry after sex. Even better (if you can manage it), during. Have a good old sob. The first time, she will hold you tight and murmur loving words. The second time, she'll ask nervously, "Are you all right?". The third time, you'll wake up to find her packing.

Always drink too much. Don't stop until you're staggering, slurring and slightly embarrassing yourself. In bed, paw at her incompetently and belch at key moments. Then fall asleep, sweating lager and snoring loudly. She'll dump you in time to get your liver back into shape.

#WouldYouRatherWednesday

Would you rather be able to teleport anywhere whenever you want. OR Be able to read people's minds?!

Would You Rather have free wifi anywhere or free coffee anywhere?

Would You Rather Be as tall as you are wide OR Be as wide as you are tall?

Would you rather Have a lot of friends or have on best friend

Would your rather be the inventor of a new drug or the explorer of a new planet

Would you rather enjoy a tasty meatball sub or a delicious hamburger and pepperoni pizza?

Would you rather be a wizard or a super hero

Would you ther be the person that denied a handshake or the person that tore up their speech.


Sometimes hiding things in plain sight isn't such a great idea . . .

Two idiots named Ian Simmons and Joshua Reinhardt got pulled over for speeding near Pensacola, Florida on Saturday. And Joshua had an active warrant out, so cops searched their car.

And they found two bags they immediately thought might be full of drugs . . . because each bag had printing on the side that said, "BAG FULL OF DRUGS."

They're actually make-up bags you can buy online. So the fact that they say "Bag Full of Drugs" is supposed to be a joke . . . but these guys actually kept drugs in them.

Cops searched the bags and found 75 grams of meth . . . three-and-a-half grams of fentanyl . . . 1.4 grams of GHB . . . 1 gram of cocaine . . . and 15 MDMA pills.

In more over the counter dark alley drug news...

Isn't stealing a bunch of hard drugs enough of a crime itself . . . did this guy really need to tack on a whole extra crime too?

There's a 29-year-old guy named Jordan Fleming in Springfield, Oregon. And back in December, he came up with QUITE a plan to rob a drug house.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22449600Wed, 05 Feb 2020 17:45:11 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Today is National Frozen Yogurt Day! Grab a friend and share a refreshing cup of frozen yogurt, the amazing dessert which manages to taste almost as good as ice cream while not being particularly healthier! But – before you start feeling ‘Breyers...
Today is National Chocolate Fondue Day. Although this day doesn’t warrant taking off of work, it most certainly permits a cheat-day for anyone miserably dieting. Fondue fanatics and chocoholics can celebrate their favorite snacks by grabbing a piece of their preferred choice of fruit or pastry, jab it through a stick and throw it in the chocolate.


A U.S. cruise ship is quarantined in Japan after 10 aboard tested positive for coronavirus.

Health officials are going room-to-room on the Diamond Princess to check the nearly 37-hundred guests' temperatures and medical conditions. Some passengers have reported feeling ill. The ship cut short its planned 14-day itinerary and is now docked off the coast of Yokohama, not far from Tokyo.

The checks began after an elderly man, who was on the ship last month, fell ill with the virus.

In more world epidemic news

Illinois Police say a man tried to pull a prank on local Walmart shoppers by wearing a sign that read, "Caution, I have the coronavirus."

The man and his accomplice, both in their 20s, reportedly walked into a Joliet location wearing a yellow face mask and spraying Lysol. The pair did 10-thousand dollars in damage by spreading the disinfectant spray on produce, clothing and beauty items. Other customers confronted the two men before they took off in a white truck. Police have not found either man.

James and Maxine Hilliker live in Lumberton, North Carolina, about halfway between Charlotte and Wilmington.

And just in time for their 70th wedding anniversary, they hit the lottery for more than HALF-A-MILLION BUCKS.

They've been playing the same Cash 5 numbers every Tuesday for 22 years, and they'd never won anything big before.

But late last month, they bought a ticket like always, and it hit the jackpot for $767,000 . . . or $544,000 after taxes. They picked up the check last week, on James's 90th birthday.

Their 70th anniversary is this week. They're planning to spend some of their winnings on a cruise . . . and they're not sure what they'll do with the rest yet.

Meanwhile in Florida

Pamela Carr’s husband delivered some stunning news Sunday morning: He wanted a separation after nine years of marriage.

The 68-year-old Carr’s response was equally shocking: She pulled out a taser and repeatedly zapped her 73-year-old spouse.

As the couple argued over the separation, Carr “pulled out a taser and drive stunned him several times,” according to a criminal complaint charging Carr with aggravated domestic battery, a felony.

The court filing does not indicate whether Carr’s husband was injured as a result of the tasing in the couple’s Clearwater home. Carr, police say, admitted to tasing her husband, but “claims it was in self defense.”

Carr was released from the county jail Sunday night after posting $1000 bond. A judge has ordered Carr to have no contact with the victim and has barred her from possessing firearms and ammunition.


Wow, I have no idea why this woman's husband would want to end things.

The legalization of recreational marijuana has caused a chain reaction of business opportunities for cities. In Illinois, recreational marijuana is such a hit that it’s causing some traffic and parking issues near dispensaries. The state says recreational marijuana brought in nearly $40 million in the first 31 days it was available to buy.

It has also created some serious parking issues for nearby businesses that are located near...]]>3694cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/breadstick-bouquets--22407469
Valentine’s Day is next week and you could go with the traditional route with chocolate or flowers, or you could show your Valentine how much you care with a bouquet of Olive Garden breadsticks.

Here's some really shocking news. According to a new study, men who drive, quote, "high-status luxury cars" are more likely to be BAD PEOPLE.The researchers found that men who drove cars like Audis, BMWs, and Mercedes were more likely to be, quote, "self-centered, argumentative, stubborn, disagreeable, and unempathetic."

Someone is shipping adult sex toys to random Amazon customers, according to OK Whatever, and nobody knows why. It seems that some customers get the toys instead of what they actually ordered, while some customers don't even have to place an order to be surprised with a random toy that shows up in their mailbox. Theories abound for the cause of these odd deliveries.

Dunkin' Donuts teamed up with Frank's RedHot to make a jelly donut that's covered in hot sauce. They only made them available in two stores in Miami yesterday, though. So if you want to try them, you'll have to go buy a jelly donut, a bottle of hot sauce, and make your own.

A 41-year-old woman named Jane Marie Faulkner in St. Petersburg, Florida got into a drunk argument with her fiancé on Friday night. And at some point, she picked up some DOG POOP . . . and smeared it in his FACE.

Looks like a number of inmates at a California jail were planning on throwing quite a Super Bowl party on Sunday. However, correctional officers ended up confiscated hundreds of gallons of homemade alcohol from the inmates just ahead of the game.

There are WAY more dinner reservations at restaurants on Valentine's Day compared to the average night . . . so you really can't wait until the last minute. Valentine's Day is 10 days away, and according to OpenTable, you should make your reservation TODAY if you want the best chance of getting the time you want at the restaurant you want.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22407469Tue, 04 Feb 2020 15:39:58 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)The first-in-the-nation presidential caucuses in Iowa are crawling toward completion. Chaos and disarray have apparently paralyzed the process after the state party announced it had found "inconsistencies" in reporting the results. Word is, we’ll get...
Valentine’s Day is next week and you could go with the traditional route with chocolate or flowers, or you could show your Valentine how much you care with a bouquet of Olive Garden breadsticks.

Here's some really shocking news. According to a new study, men who drive, quote, "high-status luxury cars" are more likely to be BAD PEOPLE.The researchers found that men who drove cars like Audis, BMWs, and Mercedes were more likely to be, quote, "self-centered, argumentative, stubborn, disagreeable, and unempathetic."

Someone is shipping adult sex toys to random Amazon customers, according to OK Whatever, and nobody knows why. It seems that some customers get the toys instead of what they actually ordered, while some customers don't even have to place an order to be surprised with a random toy that shows up in their mailbox. Theories abound for the cause of these odd deliveries.

Dunkin' Donuts teamed up with Frank's RedHot to make a jelly donut that's covered in hot sauce. They only made them available in two stores in Miami yesterday, though. So if you want to try them, you'll have to go buy a jelly donut, a bottle of hot sauce, and make your own.

A 41-year-old woman named Jane Marie Faulkner in St. Petersburg, Florida got into a drunk argument with her fiancé on Friday night. And at some point, she picked up some DOG POOP . . . and smeared it in his FACE.

Looks like a number of inmates at a California jail were planning on throwing quite a Super Bowl party on Sunday. However, correctional officers ended up confiscated hundreds of gallons of homemade alcohol from the inmates just ahead of the game.

There are WAY more dinner reservations at restaurants on Valentine's Day compared to the average night . . . so you really can't wait until the last minute. Valentine's Day is 10 days away, and according to OpenTable, you should make your reservation TODAY if you want the best chance of getting the time you want at the restaurant you want.]]>2952amazon,olivegardencleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-whisky-school--22379038https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22379038Mon, 03 Feb 2020 20:23:58 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Jason and Benny welcome Graeme Robertson from The Whisky School in Colorado Springs, Colorado to teach Benny about the joys of drinking fine Whisky.1566colorado,whiskey,whisky,whiskyschoolcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-moo-virus--22373601
After last night's Super Bowl, we ventured out into the Internet in search of some trivia and interesting facts on Super Bowl 54.

A North Dakota man apparently takes his hair cuts very seriously.

If you hadn’t had a chance to pick up a wedding gift for Pamela Anderson and Jon Peters, don’t bother. The two have broken up less than two weeks after their secret ceremony.

An American Airlines passenger thought it would be really funny if he boarded his flight from Dallas to Houston with a full-blown gas mask on his face. Nobody on the flight was laughing.

Most people agree Mondays are the worst day of the week. But according to a new poll, today is the worst Monday of the YEAR.

Twitter users are opening up about what keeps them from achieving their fitness goals thanks to the hilarious hashtag "#ICouldBeHealthierBut."]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22373601Mon, 03 Feb 2020 16:49:55 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It was on this date in 1959 that Buddy Holly, J.P. “the Big Bopper” Richardson and Ritchie Valens boarded a plane bound for Fargo, North Dakota, which crashed, killing everyone aboard. The night before, they had given what would be their final concert...
After last night's Super Bowl, we ventured out into the Internet in search of some trivia and interesting facts on Super Bowl 54.

A North Dakota man apparently takes his hair cuts very seriously.

If you hadn’t had a chance to pick up a wedding gift for Pamela Anderson and Jon Peters, don’t bother. The two have broken up less than two weeks after their secret ceremony.

An American Airlines passenger thought it would be really funny if he boarded his flight from Dallas to Houston with a full-blown gas mask on his face. Nobody on the flight was laughing.

Most people agree Mondays are the worst day of the week. But according to a new poll, today is the worst Monday of the YEAR.

Twitter users are opening up about what keeps them from achieving their fitness goals thanks to the hilarious hashtag "#ICouldBeHealthierBut."]]>2898coronavirus,gambling,sports,twittercleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/meat-patch--22203529
Chicken sandwich mania began last year when Popeyes started selling TONS of sandwiches. The hype drove Chick-fil-A's sales up too. Now McDonald's and Wendy's are also planning to step up their efforts to sell more chicken sandwiches.


The hottest video game console of 1982 wants to become the hottest hotel chain of 2020. Sure, why not.

Atari just announced they're launching a new line of HOTELS. And the first one will open in Phoenix sometime later this year.


A scientist believes he has come up with a way for vegans to avoid those darn meat cravings. Charles Spence, a scientist specializing in experimental psychology out of England’s Oxford University, has teamed up with vegan frozen food brand Strong Roots to create a “meat patch” to help those trying to avoid meat cravings.

Between the Coronavirus scare and it being a very bad flu season, the CDC is in the news a lot lately. So it's a good time to check out Benny's Top Ten Things You Didn't Know About the Centers for Disease Control.


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The Big Game is almost here — and this year, FanDuel’s letting you get a piece of the action for FREE with their Props Pick Em game.

Big Game Props Pick Em is easy to play and it’s 100% free to enter with no deposit required. Here’s how it works.

FanDuel will give you 15 Big Game props — like who’s going to win the coin toss, what team will be first to score 30 points, and what color will the Gatorade bath be. All you have to do is pick the winners!

If you get 12 out of 15 right, you’ll win 100 dollars. And if you go 15 for 15, you’ll score the 15 thousand dollar grand prize.

When you’re ready to make your free Big Game props picks, just head to FanDuel dot com slash props, or download the free FanDuel app from the ios or Android app stores — One last time, that’s FanDuel dot com slash props

Disclaimer:

Age and locations restrictions apply. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Payouts paid in non-withdrawable site credit that expires 7 days after receipt. See fanduel.com/props for terms and conditions.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22203529Wed, 29 Jan 2020 17:52:16 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)The chicken sandwich war that Popeyes kicked off last year has apparently led to a CHICKEN SHORTAGE. Chicken sandwich mania began last year when Popeyes started selling TONS of sandwiches. The hype drove Chick-fil-A's sales up too. Now McDonald's...
Chicken sandwich mania began last year when Popeyes started selling TONS of sandwiches. The hype drove Chick-fil-A's sales up too. Now McDonald's and Wendy's are also planning to step up their efforts to sell more chicken sandwiches.


The hottest video game console of 1982 wants to become the hottest hotel chain of 2020. Sure, why not.

Atari just announced they're launching a new line of HOTELS. And the first one will open in Phoenix sometime later this year.


A scientist believes he has come up with a way for vegans to avoid those darn meat cravings. Charles Spence, a scientist specializing in experimental psychology out of England’s Oxford University, has teamed up with vegan frozen food brand Strong Roots to create a “meat patch” to help those trying to avoid meat cravings.

Between the Coronavirus scare and it being a very bad flu season, the CDC is in the news a lot lately. So it's a good time to check out Benny's Top Ten Things You Didn't Know About the Centers for Disease Control.


**********

The Big Game is almost here — and this year, FanDuel’s letting you get a piece of the action for FREE with their Props Pick Em game.

Big Game Props Pick Em is easy to play and it’s 100% free to enter with no deposit required. Here’s how it works.

FanDuel will give you 15 Big Game props — like who’s going to win the coin toss, what team will be first to score 30 points, and what color will the Gatorade bath be. All you have to do is pick the winners!

If you get 12 out of 15 right, you’ll win 100 dollars. And if you go 15 for 15, you’ll score the 15 thousand dollar grand prize.

When you’re ready to make your free Big Game props picks, just head to FanDuel dot com slash props, or download the free FanDuel app from the ios or Android app stores — One last time, that’s FanDuel dot com slash props

Disclaimer:

Age and locations restrictions apply. No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Payouts paid in non-withdrawable site credit that expires 7 days after receipt. See fanduel.com/props for terms and conditions.]]>3112cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/paranormal-cracktivities--22162121
It's also National Kazoo Day! Alabama Vest and Thaddeus Von Clegg invented the kazoo in the 1840s. They presented the new instrument at the 1852 Georgia State Fair and it soon became a staple in the popular music of the era.

Katie Jade Gates, a Florida Woman, was arrested for assaulting her grandmother after being denied extra tomatoes at dinnery. Grandma says Katie got greedy and wanted to eat more than her fair share of the tomatoes at dinner and that’s when things took a turn.

When confronted about her behavior by her grandfather, Gates allegedly grabbed a knife and began threatening him with it. “Motherf**ker, I’ll stab you in your f**king face,” she said, according to a Nassau County Sheriff’s Office report. Gates, witnesses told cops, chased her grandfather with the knife and poked the weapon at his face.

More PARANORMAL CRACKTIVITIES in Florida

Nancy Goins, 32, would’ve probably just been another Florida Woman arrested for burglarizing a house at 2:30 in the morning, but then she started talking to police after being arrested and dropped such great one liners that she’s now going to go viral.

Deputies say she told them she “works for the Special Victims Unit of the CIA and that Donald Trump is her handler.”

She also claimed that Bill and Hillary Clinton are her parents, as well as the late President John F. Kennedy, who Goins said is still alive, the report states.

If you figured this wasn’t Nancy’s first trouble with the law, you’d be right.

It’s Oscar season and that means you don’t have much time left to cram in all the movies you meant to see in 2019, and plan the perfect awards show viewing party. First up, you’ll need lots of punny foods to celebrate this year’s nominees, like these.

Appetizer: Leonardo DiCapresio Skewers - Start the party with a modern take on the classic duo of tomatoes and mozzarella, named after Leo in “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.”

Soup: Gourd Vs. Ferrari - Serve a creamy, savory soup from adorable mini pumpkins as a nod to Matt Damon and Christian Bale’s car movie, “Ford v Ferrari.”

Entree: Slow-cooker Pork Quentin TaranTacos - What better way to honor “Once Upon a Time In Hollywood” director Quentin Tarantino than with some crispy carnitas?

Entree: Chicken Margot Kebbabies - Named for “Bombshell’s” Margot Robbie, simple kebabs can be a crowd pleaser at your awards party.

Side dish: Joaquinoa [[JAW-keen-wah]] Phoenix Salad - “The Joker” may be a loose cannon, but this quinoa salad is much more mellow.


An Arizona woman is recovering from surgery after getting a sex toy stuck in her bladder. It's a case that stunned emergency room doctors and an OBGYN, and that woman is warning others about the product she used. But she’s also doing it anonymously.

Apparently, the pleasure turned to pain pretty quickly. It seems she was wearing a Vesper Vibrator Necklace around her neck while out to dinner with her boyfriend. The couple was getting their swirl on when suddenly things went very wrong. The woman says she was only using it on the outside of her body as intended.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22162121Tue, 28 Jan 2020 16:10:44 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Today is National Blueberry Pancake Day! Blueberry pancakes are a wonderful treat to enjoy anytime of the day – they’re nutritious enough to eat for breakfast, tasty enough for a mid-day snack, and easy enough to make for dinner. It's also National...
It's also National Kazoo Day! Alabama Vest and Thaddeus Von Clegg invented the kazoo in the 1840s. They presented the new instrument at the 1852 Georgia State Fair and it soon became a staple in the popular music of the era.

Katie Jade Gates, a Florida Woman, was arrested for assaulting her grandmother after being denied extra tomatoes at dinnery. Grandma says Katie got greedy and wanted to eat more than her fair share of the tomatoes at dinner and that’s when things took a turn.

When confronted about her behavior by her grandfather, Gates allegedly grabbed a knife and began threatening him with it. “Motherf**ker, I’ll stab you in your f**king face,” she said, according to a Nassau County Sheriff’s Office report. Gates, witnesses told cops, chased her grandfather with the knife and poked the weapon at his face.

More PARANORMAL CRACKTIVITIES in Florida

Nancy Goins, 32, would’ve probably just been another Florida Woman arrested for burglarizing a house at 2:30 in the morning, but then she started talking to police after being arrested and dropped such great one liners that she’s now going to go viral.

Deputies say she told them she “works for the Special Victims Unit of the CIA and that Donald Trump is her handler.”

She also claimed that Bill and Hillary Clinton are her parents, as well as the late President John F. Kennedy, who Goins said is still alive, the report states.

If you figured this wasn’t Nancy’s first trouble with the law, you’d be right.

It’s Oscar season and that means you don’t have much time left to cram in all the movies you meant to see in 2019, and plan the perfect awards show viewing party. First up, you’ll need lots of punny foods to celebrate this year’s nominees, like these.

Appetizer: Leonardo DiCapresio Skewers - Start the party with a modern take on the classic duo of tomatoes and mozzarella, named after Leo in “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.”

Soup: Gourd Vs. Ferrari - Serve a creamy, savory soup from adorable mini pumpkins as a nod to Matt Damon and Christian Bale’s car movie, “Ford v Ferrari.”

Entree: Slow-cooker Pork Quentin TaranTacos - What better way to honor “Once Upon a Time In Hollywood” director Quentin Tarantino than with some crispy carnitas?

Entree: Chicken Margot Kebbabies - Named for “Bombshell’s” Margot Robbie, simple kebabs can be a crowd pleaser at your awards party.

Side dish: Joaquinoa [[JAW-keen-wah]] Phoenix Salad - “The Joker” may be a loose cannon, but this quinoa salad is much more mellow.


An Arizona woman is recovering from surgery after getting a sex toy stuck in her bladder. It's a case that stunned emergency room doctors and an OBGYN, and that woman is warning others about the product she used. But she’s also doing it anonymously.

Apparently, the pleasure turned to pain pretty quickly. It seems she was wearing a Vesper Vibrator Necklace around her neck while out to dinner with her boyfriend. The couple was getting their swirl on when suddenly things went very wrong. The woman says she was only using it on the outside of her body as intended.]]>2735cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/tasty-salty-nuts--22124562
Now this is not something you hear very often in the news but a South Carolina deputy was forced to pull out his taser and use it on his own K-9 partner.

According to the National Chicken Council, Americans will eat a record 1.4 BILLION chicken wings over Super Bowl weekend. But a new survey found they're NOT the most popular Super Bowl food .That honor goes to CHIPS AND DIP!


"The 62nd Annual Grammy Awards" were last night, and Billie Eilish won big!

Just a few weeks into 2020, a lot has happened. The impeachment trial began, a deadly virus broke out in China and spread to the US, and TikTok users have started dipping their testicles in soy sauce "for science."


Drummer JOEY KRAMER was with the rest of AEROSMITH when they accepted the MusiCares Person of the Year Award Friday night . . . and he even got to speak. He and STEVEN TYLER were the only ones who took the microphone.

Hospital staff in Wuhan, China are wearing adult diapers because they don't have time to use the bathroom in between treating coronavirus patients that continue to flood their hospital.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22124562Mon, 27 Jan 2020 15:57:24 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Toilet lovers should be flushing with pride this morning, because today is Thomas Crapper Day! The unfortunately named Londoner founded Thomas Crapper and Co. in 1861 and popularized the modern, flushable toilet. Now this is not something you hear...
Now this is not something you hear very often in the news but a South Carolina deputy was forced to pull out his taser and use it on his own K-9 partner.

According to the National Chicken Council, Americans will eat a record 1.4 BILLION chicken wings over Super Bowl weekend. But a new survey found they're NOT the most popular Super Bowl food .That honor goes to CHIPS AND DIP!


"The 62nd Annual Grammy Awards" were last night, and Billie Eilish won big!

Just a few weeks into 2020, a lot has happened. The impeachment trial began, a deadly virus broke out in China and spread to the US, and TikTok users have started dipping their testicles in soy sauce "for science."


Drummer JOEY KRAMER was with the rest of AEROSMITH when they accepted the MusiCares Person of the Year Award Friday night . . . and he even got to speak. He and STEVEN TYLER were the only ones who took the microphone.

Hospital staff in Wuhan, China are wearing adult diapers because they don't have time to use the bathroom in between treating coronavirus patients that continue to flood their hospital.]]>2377cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/is-that-you-bigfoot--22032848https://api.spreaker.com/episode/22032848Fri, 24 Jan 2020 20:59:52 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)3238cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/cerealchallenge--21989737
It's also National Pie Day! This day may be an unofficial national holiday, but who can blame them – it was created simply to celebrate the pie. This is a day for all to bake or cook their favorite pies. Even more importantly, it is a day set aside for all to enjoy eating pies! How the first pies appeared around 9500 BC in the Egyptian Neolithic period or New Stone Age.


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Is there anyone in your circle of friends you secretly HATE? 63% of people in a new survey said they can't go to ANY parties or get-togethers without running into at least one person they'd rather avoid.

Here are the top 10 things that cause us anxiety at social events . . .
1. Somebody you don't like shows up.
2. You mistook your Valium for aspirin
3. You feel like you don't fit in.
4. The only person you know is the host.
5. It turned into an Amway meeting
6. It's a potluck, and no one is eating the food you brought.
7. No one is drinking the beverage you brought.
8. It’s your intervention
9. No one told you it’s a costume party
10. All the food and drink options suck.

If you can just suffer through the beginning of a party, you might be okay though. The average person said they start to relax 14 minutes in. But we know within 10 minutes if we're going to leave early or not.


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A disgusting and dangerous new challenge is reportedly sweeping some corners of TikTok and it involves users eating cereal out of other people’s mouths as part of a so-called #CerealChallenge.

In recent days, several social media personalities have taken to the video-sharing platform to post quick clips of themselves taking a shot at the off-putting craze.

The challenge generally goes like this: One person pours cereal and milk into the mouth of another person, who is usually lying flat on their back. The first person then takes a spoon and eats the cereal out of the second person’s mouth as if it were a bowl.

All jokes aside, the Twitter community has largely criticized the #CerealChallenge over concerns that someone could get hurt or even choke to death.

Two years ago, the “Tide Pod Challenge” caused similar concern, after it was reported in 2018 that teenagers were chomping down on the laundry detergent pods despite warnings from the American Association of Poison Control Centers, Procter & Gamble, Amazon, YouTube and more.


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Do guys REALLY do this? Apparently, there are guys who use BANANA PEELS when they're getting-it-on with themselves.

Doctors are urging fellas not to pleasure themselves using banana peelings - after a worrying trend emerged online.

Randy blokes have been inserting their penises into recently peeled skins while masturbating - even heating the skin in the microwave to boost the sensation.

They claim the slime form the peel contains a great lubricant and produces a similar feeling to receiving oral sex.

However, medics are now warning the bizarre trend could cause painful rashes and sores.
And using banana skins to pleasure yourself may even trigger an infection as contact with protein inside the fruit's skin can cause flare ups in some people.

Dr. Diana Gill, from online doctor and prescription service Doctor-4-U, said: "You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection."

In more no more bannana in the tail pipe news

I'm not sure what kind of night this guy was planning to have, but wow.

A 23-year-old guy named Jaquan Thompson went into an adult store in Houston on Monday night and stole the following things . . .

1. 21 pieces of lingerie. (All teddys, for what it's worth.)
2. Lube.
3. Beads designed to go in one's no-go area.
4. A penis pump called the "fireman pump."

It was about $1,100 worth of merchandise in total.

The cops were able to quickly track him down, and he was arrested for theft.


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New York Giants quarterback ELI MANNING will announce his retirement tomorrow, after 16 years with the team. He's 39 years old. Team President John Mara said, quote, "Eli is our only two-time Super Bowl MVP and one of the very best players in our franchise's history. He represented our franchise as a consummate professional with dignity and accountability.

"It meant something to Eli to be the Giants quarterback, and it meant even more to us. We are beyond grateful for his contributions to our organization." Of course, those contributions were pretty minimal this season. He was benched early on for new draft pick DANIEL JONES . . . and was looking at either being a backup again or going to another team next season.

Manning holds almost every passing record in Giants history, and led the team to two Super Bowl victories over the New England Patriots . . . after the 2007 and 2011 seasons. He was named MVP of both games.

The only other players to be Super Bowl MVP twice are Joe Montana, Bart Starr, Tom Brady, and Terry Bradshaw.

He leaves the game after making more than $250 million from his football contracts, the most in NFL history. He finishes with a regular season record of 117 and 117.

Kinda iffy, but those two championships are probably gonna get him into the Hall of Fame. Especially the '07 season, when the Giants spoiled New England's attempt to go 19 and 0.

Plus, he never missed a game due to injury, and started 210 consecutive games before being temporarily benched last season. That puts him third on the all-time list for quarterbacks, behind Brett Favre and Philip Rivers.

Manning was famously drafted by San Diego in 2004, but traded to the Giants after he made it clear he didn't want to play for the Chargers. They ended up getting Rivers instead. Ben Roethlisberger was also drafted that year.


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The Super Bowl is less than two weeks away, and while a lot of people are excited for the game, it seems even more are excited about the food they’ll eat while watching it.

A new Tom Rose poll finds that 56% of people say the main reason they get together to watch the Super Bowl is the food. In fact 40% of people are so interested in the food and social aspects of the party that they missed most of the game.

74% of people eat more at a Super Bowl party than any other sporting event or viewing party.
Baby Boomers will likely eat about 1,710 calories during their Super Bowl party, while Gen Zers will only eat about 388.

When it comes to what food they enjoy most during a Super Bowl party, it’s not really shocking to hear that the top choice is chicken wings (50%). Other top Super Bowl party foods include:
Pizza (45%)
Chicken bites (38%)
Mozzarella sticks (33%)
Chips (32%)
Veggies & dip (28%)
Loaded potato skins (28%)
Cookies (26%)
Fruit (26%)
Hot dogs (26%)

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If you NEED your pet llama to get through the anxiety of traveling, I've got some bad news.

The U.S. Department of Transportation just proposed new rules that would bring an end to this era of emotional support animals on planes.If their rules take effect, the only service animals that would be allowed on flights are dogs. That means no pigs, no miniature horses, no turkeys, no peacocks . . . just dogs.

The DOT worded their proposal carefully to make sure they were being sensitive to people with legitimate needs for support animals . . . but they're cracking down to limit people who, quote, "falsely claim their pets are service animals."

The number of complaints about wild service animals on flights has jumped from around 700 in 2013 to more than 3,000 five years later. The president of the Association of Flight Attendants says they're happy with the proposal. Quote, "The days of Noah's Ark in the air are hopefully coming to an end."

If you want to comment on the possible policy change, it's open for public comments for 60 days.


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Meanwhile in Old McDonald News - A Rogue Cockfighting Rooster Kills A Man

There are just some roosters you don't want to mess with. Especially ones that have razor blades attached to their feet. A man has died after a rooster slashed him with a razor during an illegal cockfight in India.

It appears that the birds have razor blades tied to their limbs and are then placed in the ring where they fight until one is left standing. When an event organizer was placing the rooster into the ring, it struggled free and kicked out, fatally wounding 55-year-old Venkateswara Rao in the stomach.

Venkateswara was the only death reported during the events, however, a dozen other injuries were reported. The Indian Supreme Court banned cockfights as part of the 1960 Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act but they remain very popular in parts of the country.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21989737Thu, 23 Jan 2020 16:09:42 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)January 23rd is Measure Your Feet Day! Measure Your Feet Day is a holiday with a difference, and one where you have the opportunity to give your feet a little more attention! People rarely think about their feet, but they are a vital part of our...
It's also National Pie Day! This day may be an unofficial national holiday, but who can blame them – it was created simply to celebrate the pie. This is a day for all to bake or cook their favorite pies. Even more importantly, it is a day set aside for all to enjoy eating pies! How the first pies appeared around 9500 BC in the Egyptian Neolithic period or New Stone Age.


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Is there anyone in your circle of friends you secretly HATE? 63% of people in a new survey said they can't go to ANY parties or get-togethers without running into at least one person they'd rather avoid.

Here are the top 10 things that cause us anxiety at social events . . .
1. Somebody you don't like shows up.
2. You mistook your Valium for aspirin
3. You feel like you don't fit in.
4. The only person you know is the host.
5. It turned into an Amway meeting
6. It's a potluck, and no one is eating the food you brought.
7. No one is drinking the beverage you brought.
8. It’s your intervention
9. No one told you it’s a costume party
10. All the food and drink options suck.

If you can just suffer through the beginning of a party, you might be okay though. The average person said they start to relax 14 minutes in. But we know within 10 minutes if we're going to leave early or not.


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A disgusting and dangerous new challenge is reportedly sweeping some corners of TikTok and it involves users eating cereal out of other people’s mouths as part of a so-called #CerealChallenge.

In recent days, several social media personalities have taken to the video-sharing platform to post quick clips of themselves taking a shot at the off-putting craze.

The challenge generally goes like this: One person pours cereal and milk into the mouth of another person, who is usually lying flat on their back. The first person then takes a spoon and eats the cereal out of the second person’s mouth as if it were a bowl.

All jokes aside, the Twitter community has largely criticized the #CerealChallenge over concerns that someone could get hurt or even choke to death.

Two years ago, the “Tide Pod Challenge” caused similar concern, after it was reported in 2018 that teenagers were chomping down on the laundry detergent pods despite warnings from the American Association of Poison Control Centers, Procter & Gamble, Amazon, YouTube and more.


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Do guys REALLY do this? Apparently, there are guys who use BANANA PEELS when they're getting-it-on with themselves.

Doctors are urging fellas not to pleasure themselves using banana peelings - after a worrying trend emerged online.

Randy blokes have been inserting their penises into recently peeled skins while masturbating - even heating the skin in the microwave to boost the sensation.

They claim the slime form the peel contains a great lubricant and produces a similar feeling to receiving oral sex.

However, medics are now warning the bizarre trend could cause painful rashes and sores.
And using banana skins to pleasure yourself may even trigger an infection as contact with protein inside the fruit's skin can cause flare ups in some people.

Dr. Diana Gill, from online doctor and prescription service Doctor-4-U, said: "You could develop a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection."

In more no more...]]>2709cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/night-of-the-frozen-iguanas--21955784
In honor of National Polka Dot Day, Disney is asking people to “Rock The Dots” to celebrate Minnie’s iconic style. This year, DisneyLand Resort and Walt Disney World are hosting special events so attendees can join in on the #RockTheDot festivities. For those who want to celebrate from home, check out these fun Rock the Dots craft ideas from Disney Family

ALSO

January 22nd is National Blonde Brownie Day! (Blondie: a rich, sweet dessert bar) Blonde brownies are similar to the traditional brownies know to all, minus the cocoa. In place of the cocoa, they are based on brown sugar, therefore still satisfying your sweet tooth! There’s some debate about if this day is actually May 9th, but these treats are so yummy – we’ll roll the dice!

Most people like to add white chocolate or chocolate chips to their blonde brownies or other things like nuts, toffee or butterscotch. Blonde brownies are usually prepared unfrosted as the brown sugar flavor tends to be sweet enough. These blondies are sometimes served in sundaes, often topped with caramel sauce.

There is no found documentation of the beginning of national blonde brownie day. It is known however, that this light-colored treat was actually invented in Upper Sandusky, Ohio. Recipes for blonde brownies can be found in recipe books dating back into the 1940s and maybe even earlier.


Police say an ad in the Waze navigation app has been sending drivers looking for an Atlantic City casino to the Pine Barrens woods in rural New Jersey.

The Jackson Township police posted on Facebook that disoriented drivers have been getting stuck on unpaved roads after they followed directions looking for the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa.

“The wildlife area is comprised of more than 12,000 acres, mainly located in Jackson and Plumsted townships, which is about 45 miles (72 kilometers) away from the actual Borgata Casino in Atlantic City,” police said. Officers believe the problem is with an orange ad logo in the Waze app, which displays the casino's address correctly, but pins the location in the forested area.

Waze says they are working to correct the issue.

IN COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS

According to new analysis, sperm from dead men should be allowed in sperm donation situations. The BBC reports that sperm can be collected even after a man dies through surgery or electrical stimulation of the prostate gland, at which point the sperm can be frozen. Research shows that sperm collected in this way can result in healthy children, even when collected 48 hours after death.

"If it is morally acceptable that individuals can donate their tissues to relieve the suffering of others in 'life-enhancing transplants' for diseases, we see no reason this cannot be extended to other forms of suffering like infertility," said researchers.

However, critics persist. "I'd much rather that we invested our energy in trying to recruit younger, healthy, willing donors who stand a good chance of being alive when the donor-conceived person starts to become curious about them, and would have the opportunity to make contact with them without the aid of a spiritualist," says one professor.


An elderly couple that had spent nearly 65 years together ended up passing away together on the same day while living in a nursing home in Saint Louis.

Jack and Harriet Morrison met in 1955 when Jack was driving a charter bus and Harriett was a passenger on it with her father and his drum and bugle corps. The couple married less than a year after meeting and rarely separated from one another for the nearly 65 years they spent together.

On January 11, they pushed their beds together so they could hold hands in the nursing home as Jack passed away first and soon after, Harriet followed him. Their health continued to decline until both of them stopped eating and drinking soon before they died.


MEANWHILE IN SWEET LOVING HEADLINES

Police Lieutenant Reprimanded After Drunken Sex Romp In Bathroom Of Precinct:

A drunken on the job sex romp landed a New York City Police Lieutenant in hot water. A half-dressed Lt. Brandi Sanchez was caught in a drunken, on-the-job sex romp with Sgt. Lambros Gavalasa at their police precinct in Manhattan. However, Sanchez lives with and has a child with a commanding officer of the precinct. He was not the man she was caught in the bathroom with. Both were stripped of their weapons and badges. Both were placed on modified duty, pending an internal investigation.


Before you go ahead and spend hours filtering your latest selfie, think again. Researchers from Rownan University in New Jersey took a look at 1,873 posts to determine that using a filter will not increase the number of likes a selfie gets. In fact, it led to fewer likes. However, showing off your job or hobby could give you the boost you're looking for.

Dr. Seoyeon Hong, the author of the paper, explained "Studies in self-presentations suggest excessive excessive intent toward others to only think positively of an individual's self-image may trigger reluctance to engage." Basically, people don't want to see your fake, filtered happiness -- they want to see what really makes you happy and what real life looks for you.

This is the first study done that has taken a look at the number of likes on a selfie to see how others engage with that content and how they perceive the image. Researchers searched "selfie" on Instagram and looked at almost 2,000 of the images that popped up. Ninety-percent of the selfies analyzed were female.

Think twice before you filter your next selfie!

Are end times finally coming to Florida? It sure seems that way after the National Weather Service forecasted this week that frozen iguanas might be seen falling out of the sky in the Sunshine State thanks to freezing temperatures. "This isn't something we usually forecast, but don't be surprised if you see iguanas falling from the trees tonight as lows drop into the 30s and 40s. Brrrr!" NWS' Miami office tweeted Tuesday.

Temperatures below 45 degrees Fahrenheit make the cold-blooded reptiles go dormant; while they may appear to be dead, they're still breathing and their vital organs still function. Still, Zoo Miami's communications director Ron Magill notes, "I do know that there are several iguana hunters that are looking forward to this upcoming cold front as it will certainly facilitate them removing these invasive reptiles from the South Florida environment as they will not be able to run away!"

COLD WEATHER ISN'T STOPPING SOME FLORIDIANS THOUGH

As everyone who's ever watched a movie knows, if you want to hide underwater, you need to put a little reed in your mouth and use it as a snorkel. I mean, that's just Hiding in Water 101.

There's a 36-year-old guy named Daniel Booth from Macclenny, Florida. And he was at his job at a solar power plant last week when the cops showed up to arrest him on a warrant for selling meth. But Daniel decided to make a run for it, and he jumped into a POND to try to hide from the cops under the water. But he was busted when . . . he had to come up for air.

Now he'll also be facing charges for trying to escape.


Yankees legend DEREK JETER did NOT become the second person after MARIANO RIVERA to be a unanimous pick for the Baseball Hall of Fame . . . because ONE person didn't vote for him.

Jeter was on 396 of the 397 ballots cast by the Baseball Writers' Association of America. It's unclear who didn't vote for him. (Or who that person's favorite Boston Red Sox player is.) (???)

Still, Jeter got 99.7% of the vote, which is the second biggest percentage after Rivera. KEN GRIFFEY JR. is now third. He got 99.3%.

The only other player to get enough votes was LARRY WALKER, who FINALLY made it in his last year of eligibility. He played outfield for the Expos, Rockies, and Cardinals.

Those who DIDN'T make the cut include: Curt Shilling, Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, and Omar Vizquel.

Jeter and Walker will be inducted on July 26th at the Hall in Cooperstown, New York. They'll join catcher Ted Simmons and former players' association head Marvin Miller, who were voted in last month by the Hall's Modern Era Committee.


Clark County, Nevada, unveiled plans for this year's 2020 NFL Draft that is being held in Las Vegas, and let's just say it's one of the stranger plans for the event we've seen. Reports are that the red carpet stage will be positioned on the water next to the Fountains of Bellagio, and that players will be ferried to and from the stage on boats!

It's unclear at this point how much that will slow the proceedings down, but hopefully all the players know how to swim. Yhe NFL will also feature the NFL Draft Main Stage next to Caesars Forum and the Linq High Roller. The NFL Draft will run April 23-25.

A lot of NFL fans seem optimistic about this year's Super Bowl, with the offense of the Kansas City Chiefs going up against the defense of the San Francisco 49ers. Of course, it doesn't always work out like how it looks on paper. Six years ago, Seattle's Legion of Boom defense destroyed Peyton Manning's Broncos offense, which had scored a league-record 606 points that season. The final was 43-8. So, how will this one rate? "USA Today" has a ranking of all 53 Super Bowls, with the WORST being that 43-8 Seattle / Denver dud in 2014.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21955784Wed, 22 Jan 2020 16:35:09 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)January 22nd is National Polka Dot Day! This is the day to celebrate Disney’s most esteemed fashionista — Minnie Mouse. Minnie is not only Mickey Mouse’s beloved counterpart, but is a sassy and sweet pop culture icon who popularized the polka dot...
In honor of National Polka Dot Day, Disney is asking people to “Rock The Dots” to celebrate Minnie’s iconic style. This year, DisneyLand Resort and Walt Disney World are hosting special events so attendees can join in on the #RockTheDot festivities. For those who want to celebrate from home, check out these fun Rock the Dots craft ideas from Disney Family

ALSO

January 22nd is National Blonde Brownie Day! (Blondie: a rich, sweet dessert bar) Blonde brownies are similar to the traditional brownies know to all, minus the cocoa. In place of the cocoa, they are based on brown sugar, therefore still satisfying your sweet tooth! There’s some debate about if this day is actually May 9th, but these treats are so yummy – we’ll roll the dice!

Most people like to add white chocolate or chocolate chips to their blonde brownies or other things like nuts, toffee or butterscotch. Blonde brownies are usually prepared unfrosted as the brown sugar flavor tends to be sweet enough. These blondies are sometimes served in sundaes, often topped with caramel sauce.

There is no found documentation of the beginning of national blonde brownie day. It is known however, that this light-colored treat was actually invented in Upper Sandusky, Ohio. Recipes for blonde brownies can be found in recipe books dating back into the 1940s and maybe even earlier.


Police say an ad in the Waze navigation app has been sending drivers looking for an Atlantic City casino to the Pine Barrens woods in rural New Jersey.

The Jackson Township police posted on Facebook that disoriented drivers have been getting stuck on unpaved roads after they followed directions looking for the Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa.

“The wildlife area is comprised of more than 12,000 acres, mainly located in Jackson and Plumsted townships, which is about 45 miles (72 kilometers) away from the actual Borgata Casino in Atlantic City,” police said. Officers believe the problem is with an orange ad logo in the Waze app, which displays the casino's address correctly, but pins the location in the forested area.

Waze says they are working to correct the issue.

IN COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS

According to new analysis, sperm from dead men should be allowed in sperm donation situations. The BBC reports that sperm can be collected even after a man dies through surgery or electrical stimulation of the prostate gland, at which point the sperm can be frozen. Research shows that sperm collected in this way can result in healthy children, even when collected 48 hours after death.

"If it is morally acceptable that individuals can donate their tissues to relieve the suffering of others in 'life-enhancing transplants' for diseases, we see no reason this cannot be extended to other forms of suffering like infertility," said researchers.

However, critics persist. "I'd much rather that we invested our energy in trying to recruit younger, healthy, willing donors who stand a good chance of being alive when the donor-conceived person starts to become curious about them, and would have the opportunity to make contact with them without the aid of a spiritualist," says one professor.


An elderly couple that had spent nearly 65 years together ended up passing away together on the same day while living in a nursing home in Saint Louis.

Jack and Harriet Morrison met in 1955 when Jack was driving a charter bus and Harriett was a passenger on it with her father and his drum and bugle corps. The couple married less than a year after meeting and rarely separated from one another for the nearly 65 years...]]>2831cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/meanwhile-in-bangkok--21919855
Wanna try it? The first step is knowing where to get your nugs. Some prefer McDonald’s, while others are loyal to Wendy’s or Chick-fil-A. After you have your nuggets of choice, you’ll need some wooden sticks to spear them on, and then you’ll wrap the whole bunch up in cellophane, because no one wants greasy hands on Valentine’s Day.

Finish the bouquet off with a bow, or toss in some fries as the baby’s breath, you can’t go wrong. Nothing says love like a chicken nugget bouquet.

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If binge-watching Netflix could just be reclassified as a "sport," we'd get these numbers turned around in a hurry . . .

The CDC released a new study that looked at the LAZIEST states in America.

They interviewed thousands of people on the phone over four years, and asked how much of their spare time included any "physical activity" in the past month. And a very popular answer was . . . ZERO.

They asked about "leisure-time physical activity," which might include hitting the gym . . . taking a walk . . . or even just tossing a football around with your kids. But around 25% of the population said they'd had NO physical activity in the last 30 days.

According to the stats, the laziest state is Mississippi with 33% of people saying they'd had NO physical activity in the last 30 days. The 10 laziest states were all around 30%.


They are: Mississippi . . . Arkansas . . . Kentucky . . . Alabama . . . Louisiana . . . Oklahoma . . . Tennessee . . . West Virginia . . . New Jersey . . . and Georgia.

The LEAST lazy state is Colorado at 17%. Followed by Washington . . . Utah . . . Oregon . . . and Alaska.

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It isn’t always easy being the boss, especially in those instances where you have to confront employees about their questionable behavior. And while it’s normal to warn employees about being late, or maybe being careless with their work, some bosses have had to broach some subjects that are far stranger.

Well, now some employers have taken to the anonymous Whisper app to reveal the awkward things they’ve had to remind employees, and some are pretty shocking.

They include:

“I do remodeling. I had to explain to workers not to do drug deals in other people’s homes and to go to the truck if they are gonna fight with their spouse on the phone.”

“That they have to wash their a** and use deodorant. Yes it smelled like they maybe didn’t wipe. WAS BAD.”

“I had to tell my employee that coming to work with no bra on, wearing a low cut shirt and pants split at the crotch was not okay. I sent her home. She didn’t understand why she had to either.”

“I had to tell an employee not to make out with her boyfriend in the break area.”

“I had to tell my employee to stop walking around barefoot in the office. (dress code was business casual.)”

“I had to sit down with one of my servers and reminder her that she can’t show up late…and drunk.”

“Please don’t leave bananas to rot in your drawer. The entire office has bugs now.”

“Had to tell a coworker he couldn’t brush his teeth at the front desk…seemed like something I shouldn’t have to say, but the world is full of gems.”

“Called an employee into a meeting to remind her what was and wasn’t appropriate to discuss at work. She was loudly talking about orgies and participating in them. The entire staff and customers could hear her.”

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Online sportsbooks are always offering random Super Bowl "prop bets" on all the nonsense that surrounds the game. One site has already got their lines up, and here are 10 highlights . . .

1. What color will the liquid be that is poured on the game-winning coach?

"Lime, green, or yellow" is the odds-on favorite at 11-to-4, which is roughly 27%. "Clear / Water" and "Red / Pink" are tied at 3-to-1 (25%), Blue or Orange is 4-to-1 (20%), and Purple is 14-to-1 (7%).

2. Will announcers Joe Buck or Troy Aikman say "Patriots"?

"No" is the odds-on favorite at 5-to-14, or 74%. That's a bet I'd take, since this is the first time in three years the Patriots haven't been in the Super Bowl, and generally speaking, it seems like everyone is ALWAYS talking about the Patriots.

3. Who will win the Puppy Bowl?

"Team Fluff" has the slight edge on "Team Ruff" with 5-to-7 odds (58%).

4. Will 98-year-old Betty White be in a Snickers commercial?

"Yes" is more likely at 2-to-5 (71%). They'll be celebrating the 10th anniversary of their "You're Not You When You're Hungry" campaign, which first aired during Super Bowl 44 in 2010. Betty was in that one.

"Yes" has a SLIGHT edge at 10-to-13 (57%).

6. The controversial National Anthem protests seem to be fading out, so now we can move on to the more important debates, like this prop bet: What color will Demi Lovato's microphone be during the National Anthem?

"Black" is the favorite at 2-to-3, or 60%. Silver or Gray is at 3-to-2, or 40% . . . and "Any other" color is 3-to-1, or 25%.

You can also bet on the color of Demi's HAIR. "Black" is once again the odds-on favorite at 2-to-5, or 71%. Blonde is a longshot at 3-to-1, or 25% . . . and "Any other" color is slightly above that at 11-to-4, or 27%.

7. Will any player use a prop during a TD celebration?

"No" is more likely at 1-to-10 (91%). "Yes" is 5-to-1 (17%). It's unclear if they count the BALL as a prop. They probably don't, since that would make it far more likely.

8. Who will show cleavage during the halftime show?

"Both" J-Lo AND Shakira has the best odds at 1-1 (50%). J-Lo ONLY is at 7-to-4, or 36%. Shakira only is at 19-to-10, or 34%. And NEITHER is fairly unlikely, at 4-to-1, or 20%.

9. Will J-Lo show "butt cleavage"?

The oddsmakers aren't sold on J-Lo's plumber's crack. "No" is the better bet at 1-to-10, or 91%. "Yes" is at 5-to-1, or 17%.

10. Will there be a wardrobe malfunction?

There's very little chance of this happening again. They have "No" as a big favorite at 1-to-25, or 96%.


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It’s the most wonderful time of the year again. We’re not talking about the holidays, it’s Girl Scout Cookie season! These treats are typically sold between January and April, so it’s time to get those orders in so you’ll have boxes of your favorites to feast on. And with all the flavors to choose from, the folks at PopSugar ranked them for us so you’ll know what to order.

Starting with the worst, these are the top 10 Girl Scout Cookie flavors:

10) Toffee-tastic - These are gluten-free and a little crumbly, so they land at the bottom of this list.

9) S’mores - There are two types of S’mores Girl Scout cookies and they’re both a little meh compared to some of the other varieties.

8) Trefoils/Shortbread - Shortbread is great and all, but there are better options here.

7) Caramel Chocolate Chip - These are also gluten-free, so thanks Girl Scouts for being allergy inclusive.

6) Peanut Butter Sandwich/Do-si-dos - The crunchy oatmeal cookies with peanut butter filling inside can get a little dry due to the double cookies, but they’re still tasty.

5) Lemonades - The tangy lemon icing on a shortbread cookie isn’t everyone’s favorite, so they land at number five on the list.

4) Thanks-A-Lot - What’s not to love about these shortbread cookies with fudge on the bottom and “Thank You” embossed in English, French, Chinese, Swahili, or Spanish?

3) Peanut Butter Patties/Tagalongs - The chocolate on these may be a bit waxy, but that peanut butter filling makes up for it.

2) Thin Mints - Dipped in hot chocolate or straight from the freezer, these cookies are amazing.

1) Caramel deLites/Samoas - No matter what you call these coconut, caramel, chocolate cookies, they are the best of the best.

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The cops in Bangkok, Thailand are looking for a couple who filmed themselves having sex outside of a tennis court at a college and posted the video on a porn site.

The couple could be looking at around a $150 fine for performing lewd acts in public.


But that's not why we're talking about it. No . . . we're talking about it because of the crime fighting strategy the cops decided to employ.

Even though there's a clear video of the couple having sex, and censored screenshots are being widely distributed . . . two cops apparently felt like they needed to RE-ENACT what happened to help catch the couple.

So now, there's a photo going around of two male police officers, fully clothed, awkwardly recreating the couple's sex position against a tree.

There's no word if that photo . . . or, you know, the actual video footage . . . has helped the cops get closer to tracking down the couple.

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What makes a food American? American food is really a mix of what immigrants brought to this country. But it turns out, there are a lot of foods we think are from other countries that were actually invented in the good old U.S.A. and these are some of the most famous ones.

Fortune cookies - We know them from our favorite Chinese takeout place, but the fortune cookie was actually invented in San Francisco by a Japanese American baker.

Orange chicken - The crunchy, sticky, sour, sweet chicken is a popular Chinese American dish, but it was created in Hawaii in 1987 by Panda Express chef Andy Kao, who was classically trained in French cuisine.

Chimichangas - There’s some debate about their origin, but most historians agree the chimichanga was invented in or around Tucson, Arizona after a kitchen mishap flipped a burrito into a vat of hot oil.

German chocolate cake - This dessert has nothing to do with Germany and owes its name to its inventor, Samuel German, who created the kind of sweet baking chocolate used in the cake.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21919855Tue, 21 Jan 2020 15:57:11 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Valentine’s Day is coming up soon and flowers are lovely and all, but if you’re looking to show your special someone how much you love them, food may be the way to go. We recently told you about a doughnut bouquet you can order from Harry and David,...
Wanna try it? The first step is knowing where to get your nugs. Some prefer McDonald’s, while others are loyal to Wendy’s or Chick-fil-A. After you have your nuggets of choice, you’ll need some wooden sticks to spear them on, and then you’ll wrap the whole bunch up in cellophane, because no one wants greasy hands on Valentine’s Day.

Finish the bouquet off with a bow, or toss in some fries as the baby’s breath, you can’t go wrong. Nothing says love like a chicken nugget bouquet.

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If binge-watching Netflix could just be reclassified as a "sport," we'd get these numbers turned around in a hurry . . .

The CDC released a new study that looked at the LAZIEST states in America.

They interviewed thousands of people on the phone over four years, and asked how much of their spare time included any "physical activity" in the past month. And a very popular answer was . . . ZERO.

They asked about "leisure-time physical activity," which might include hitting the gym . . . taking a walk . . . or even just tossing a football around with your kids. But around 25% of the population said they'd had NO physical activity in the last 30 days.

According to the stats, the laziest state is Mississippi with 33% of people saying they'd had NO physical activity in the last 30 days. The 10 laziest states were all around 30%.


They are: Mississippi . . . Arkansas . . . Kentucky . . . Alabama . . . Louisiana . . . Oklahoma . . . Tennessee . . . West Virginia . . . New Jersey . . . and Georgia.

The LEAST lazy state is Colorado at 17%. Followed by Washington . . . Utah . . . Oregon . . . and Alaska.

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It isn’t always easy being the boss, especially in those instances where you have to confront employees about their questionable behavior. And while it’s normal to warn employees about being late, or maybe being careless with their work, some bosses have had to broach some subjects that are far stranger.

Well, now some employers have taken to the anonymous Whisper app to reveal the awkward things they’ve had to remind employees, and some are pretty shocking.

They include:

“I do remodeling. I had to explain to workers not to do drug deals in other people’s homes and to go to the truck if they are gonna fight with their spouse on the phone.”

“That they have to wash their a** and use deodorant. Yes it smelled like they maybe didn’t wipe. WAS BAD.”

“I had to tell my employee that coming to work with no bra on, wearing a low cut shirt and pants split at the crotch was not okay. I sent her home. She didn’t understand why she had to either.”

“I had to tell an employee not to make out with her boyfriend in the break area.”

“I had to tell my employee to stop walking around barefoot in the office. (dress code was business casual.)”

“I had to sit down with one of my servers and reminder her that she can’t show up late…and drunk.”

“Please don’t leave bananas to rot in your drawer. The entire office has bugs now.”

“Had to tell a coworker he couldn’t brush his teeth at the front desk…seemed like something I shouldn’t have to say, but the world is full of gems.”

“Called an employee into a meeting to remind her what was and wasn’t appropriate to discuss at work. She was loudly talking about orgies and participating in them. The entire staff and customers could hear her.”

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Online sportsbooks are always offering...]]>2964cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-heaux-mentor--21790591
To tide us over, Oreo’s Most Stuf cookies will be back in stores on January 20th. Like the name tells us, these are the Oreos with the most filling, followed by Mega Stuf, Double Stuf, Original Stuf, and down to thins.

Which one is your favorite? The cookie company wants to know your opinion and if you share it on their website, you’ll be entered to win $100,000, just for doing your civic Oreo duty by voting.

In more delicious circular food news

Italy is known for their delicious food – including pizza – so when word got out that Domino’s plans to open at least 850 more locations there, a lot of Italians were less than thrilled. The American pizza chain has already set up shop in Italy, but now that they want to expand with hundreds of more stores, locals have shared their feelings on social media.

“It’s like selling ice to eskimos,” one person tweeted. “Should be some law against this.”
“Italy is the home of pizza and it’s the best, we don’t need a pizza chain,” tweeted another. “It’s crap, my dog hates it.”
According to Alesandro Lazzaroni, CEO of Domino’s in Italy, the pizza Domino’s serves there is different than the pies they make in the U.S., theirs have Italian tomato sauce, mozzarella, gorgonzola and Parma ham. A lot of Americans would probably like to have those toppings on their pizza here, too.

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We are currently in the height of cuffing season, which means a lot of couples will be staying in an binging on Netflix instead of going out, and now Ben & Jerry’s is providing a yummy snack for just that.

The ice cream giant has teamed with Netflix for the perfect ice cream to eat while cuddling with your boo. The flavor - “Netflix & Chilll’d” - features a peanut butter ice cream base mixed with sweet & salty pretzel swirls and fudge brownies. And even vegan couples can enjoy the tasty treat, since it comes in both dairy and non-dairy versions.

As for when you can get it, well the answer is now. The pints should already be showing up on store shelves nationwide.

It's the time of year when we're willing to try any kind of crazy fad diet we come across . . . so here's one that's trending in Google searches.

It's called the Military Diet, although it's not affiliated with any branch of the armed forces and it's not backed by any science. But it promises people they'll lose up to 10 pounds a week, so people are into it.

Here's how it works . . .

1. You follow a strict, low calorie meal plan for three days. It includes small portions of foods like toast, eggs, vegetables . . . and a nightly scoop of vanilla ice cream. Also, one of the days includes two HOT DOGS.

2. Then you take four days off where you eat your normal way.

3. Repeat.

So does it work? A doctor says it probably will help some people lose weight, since you're eating less than 1,500 calories for your three days on the diet . . . but it's not nutritious, and it's not sustainable, so you'll almost certainly put the weight back on.


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A hundred years ago today, on January 17th, 1920, the United States went completely dry as a result of the Eighteenth Amendment, which banned the production, importation, transportation, and sale of alcoholic beverages. Prohibition only lasted 13 years. But to mark its anniversary, here are ten of the strangest drinking laws that still ARE on the books in this country . . .

1. You can drink and drive in Mississippi. It's the only state that doesn't have an open-container law for passengers OR drivers. The driver's blood alcohol content just has to stay below .08.

2. Massachusetts doesn't have happy hours. The state forbids businesses from running happy hour specials as a public safety measure.

3. Ladies Nights are illegal in Wisconsin. It stems from a lawsuit where two men complained that women getting free drink tickets violated the public accommodation law. Ladies Nights are also banned in California and Pennsylvania.

4. There are a lot of strange liquor laws in Utah, but one of the strangest is that drinks can't be made in the view of children. And if you're ordering a drink at a restaurant, you MUST order food too.

5. In Washington, D.C., Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny may not be used to promote the sale or consumption of alcohol.

6. Tabs are illegal in Iowa . . . kind of. You can leave a credit card with the bartender, but you CAN'T go to a bar, order a drink, and say "put it on my tab" like Norm from "Cheers".

7. It's against the law in Washington to destroy a beer bottle, keg, or cask.

8. In Alaska, it's illegal to be drunk in a bar.

9. In Idaho, towns may only have one bar per 1,500 citizens. Which means liquor licenses are pretty hard to come by, and there's a lucrative resale market for them.

10. You can't drink your own alcohol on an airplane. Even if you bring those mini-bottles of alcohol through TSA, the FAA prohibits you from actually drinking them.

Some airlines DO let you hand the bottle to a flight attendant so they can serve you, but it's not a guarantee. And if you're caught trying to open and pour one yourself, the fine can be more than ten grand.


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Tired of her husband’s drinking habit, a Mexican woman decided to make him think he had become allergic to booze by lacing his beers with natural laxatives like castor oil and plum extract.

After consulting various Internet pages and forums, Michel N., a young woman from Sinaloa, devised a plan to make her husband, José Brayan, quit drinking. She managed to get a hold on a mixture of castor oil and plum extract and started putting a few drops of it into his beer bottles, to achieve a mild, gradual laxative effect. José later told police that he found it a bit strange when his wife offered to pop open his beer and bring it to him whenever he needed one, but he simply “let himself be loved and pampered.”

As the natural laxatives started working their magic on José’s bowels, his wife tried to convince him that the diarrhea was a sign of allergy, most likely to alcohol. But the man didn’t let himself be scared into quitting his beer habit, instead popping a stomach pill and continuing to drink as usual. He even jokingly told Michel that the bathroom was a short distance away, so there was no problem.

Questioned about the cause of his diarrhea, the man reportedly told doctors that he would never drink beer again, because apart from the stomach discomfort, he also suffered from serious chaffing that prevented him from sitting down. According to Mexican news outlet Vanguardia, the man’s wife eventually confessed that she had caused the diarrhea by lacing his beer with laxatives.

Michelle was taken into custody by police and will most likely face judicial charges.



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Twitter may not be great for our productivity, but it does deliver some entertaining content. You can lose hours there if you’re not careful, but when you need a good laugh, you can almost always find one there. The latest hashtag to grab our attention is “Seduce Someone in Four Words” and these are some of our favorites.

“Do you want Dominos?”
“I’m registered to vote”
“I washed the dishes”
“Garlic cheese fries. Large.”
“Babe, I’m home alone”
“I’m not on Facebook”
“Do you want bagels?”
“Invoice received, payment processed”
“You couldn’t handle it”
“Hey, How you doin?”
“I have good credit”
“I brought some tacos”
“I’ll watch ‘Downton Abbey’”
From the National Library of Scotland, “Look under the covers”
And finally, “Go take a nap”]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21790591Fri, 17 Jan 2020 19:03:16 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It’s still the middle of January, but Oreo is already ready for spring with their new pastel cookie. Starting next month, pink Easter egg Oreos will be hitting shelves. They look to be Golden Oreos that are colored pink and decorated like Easter eggs...
To tide us over, Oreo’s Most Stuf cookies will be back in stores on January 20th. Like the name tells us, these are the Oreos with the most filling, followed by Mega Stuf, Double Stuf, Original Stuf, and down to thins.

Which one is your favorite? The cookie company wants to know your opinion and if you share it on their website, you’ll be entered to win $100,000, just for doing your civic Oreo duty by voting.

In more delicious circular food news

Italy is known for their delicious food – including pizza – so when word got out that Domino’s plans to open at least 850 more locations there, a lot of Italians were less than thrilled. The American pizza chain has already set up shop in Italy, but now that they want to expand with hundreds of more stores, locals have shared their feelings on social media.

“It’s like selling ice to eskimos,” one person tweeted. “Should be some law against this.”
“Italy is the home of pizza and it’s the best, we don’t need a pizza chain,” tweeted another. “It’s crap, my dog hates it.”
According to Alesandro Lazzaroni, CEO of Domino’s in Italy, the pizza Domino’s serves there is different than the pies they make in the U.S., theirs have Italian tomato sauce, mozzarella, gorgonzola and Parma ham. A lot of Americans would probably like to have those toppings on their pizza here, too.

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We are currently in the height of cuffing season, which means a lot of couples will be staying in an binging on Netflix instead of going out, and now Ben & Jerry’s is providing a yummy snack for just that.

The ice cream giant has teamed with Netflix for the perfect ice cream to eat while cuddling with your boo. The flavor - “Netflix & Chilll’d” - features a peanut butter ice cream base mixed with sweet & salty pretzel swirls and fudge brownies. And even vegan couples can enjoy the tasty treat, since it comes in both dairy and non-dairy versions.

As for when you can get it, well the answer is now. The pints should already be showing up on store shelves nationwide.

It's the time of year when we're willing to try any kind of crazy fad diet we come across . . . so here's one that's trending in Google searches.

It's called the Military Diet, although it's not affiliated with any branch of the armed forces and it's not backed by any science. But it promises people they'll lose up to 10 pounds a week, so people are into it.

Here's how it works . . .

1. You follow a strict, low calorie meal plan for three days. It includes small portions of foods like toast, eggs, vegetables . . . and a nightly scoop of vanilla ice cream. Also, one of the days includes two HOT DOGS.

2. Then you take four days off where you eat your normal way.

3. Repeat.

So does it work? A doctor says it probably will help some people lose weight, since you're eating less than 1,500 calories for your three days on the diet . . . but it's not nutritious, and it's not sustainable, so you'll almost certainly put the weight back on.


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A hundred years ago today, on January 17th, 1920, the United States went completely dry as a result of the Eighteenth Amendment, which banned the production, importation, transportation, and sale of alcoholic beverages. Prohibition only lasted 13 years. But to mark its anniversary, here are ten of the strangest drinking laws that still ARE on the books in this country . . .

1. You can drink and drive in Mississippi. It's the only state that...]]>2752cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/peein-on-escalators--21751147
Until the 19th century, many physicians were convinced that most illnesses were associated to digest problems and suggested a daily dose of biscuits and fruits. The solution? Fig rolls.

The cookies are now made in many varieties: original fig, strawberry, apple & cinnamon, sweet peach & apricot, and triple berry.

Fig Newtons, as we know them today, were created by Charles Roser.

They are characterized by their original and unique, square shape.
Fig Newton’s were originally called “Newton.” Then, after Kennedy Biscuit Company and New York Biscuit company merged, Newtons became “Fig Newtons.”

Over one-billion Fig Newtons are eaten every year.

January 16th is also National Nothing Day! Nothing Day is an "un-event" proposed in 1972 by columnist Harold Pullman Coffin and observed annually since 1973, when it was added to Chase's Calendar of Events. It is not actually a "official holiday," as that requires an act of Congress. But the purpose remains: to provide Americans with one National day when they can just sit without celebrating, observing or honoring anything. So there you go!

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Travelers on the Mexico City subway system often blame authorities for broken-down escalators at subway stops, but Metro officials have another explanation: vast amounts of pee.

Somehow, urine is penetrating and corroding the drive wheels and mechanisms of the escalators that carry riders up from underground stations.

In a list published Tuesday, the Metro system listed “corrosion due to urine” as one of the top five causes of escalator breakdowns.

Fermin Ramirez, the system’s assistant manager for rails and facilities, said riders appear to be urinating on escalators at off-peak hours and lightly used stations, “even though it seems hard to believe.”

“When we open up escalators for maintenance, there is always urine,” Ramirez said. Most stations have no public bathroom facilities, a fact Twitter users were quick to point out, noting there are not even any pay toilets.

Of the system’s 467 escalators, 22 are out of service on any given day.

The city plans to replace about 55 escalators over the next two years.

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If this news had come out in a few months, we all would've believed it was an April Fools' Day joke . . . because it FEELS like something a brand would do as a prank.

Pabst Blue Ribbon just announced it's coming out with a new, quote, "luxury" beer brand called . . . Captain Pabst.

And the first beer in the line is an IPA, of course, called Seabird.

It's hitting stores in Chicago and Wisconsin right now. There's no word on when they're going to take it nationwide, or create more Captain Pabst beers.

IN MORE DELICIOUS BEER NEWS

I'm not sure people in places like Fargo, North Dakota need a reason to root for MORE snow than usual this winter, but here you go.

Busch Beer just announced a new program where they'll be giving FREE BEER to people in seven states . . . all based on the amount of snow they get this winter.

They're tracking the total inches of snow through the end of March in seven cities: Des Moines, Iowa . . . Grand Rapids, Michigan . . . Minneapolis, Minnesota . . . Fargo, North Dakota . . . Omaha, Nebraska . . . Buffalo, New York . . . and Green Bay, Wisconsin.

And they'll give people in those seven states a $1 refund on Busch beer for every inch of snow. So if Minneapolis gets 20 total inches of snow over these three months, people there can get $20 back. That'll buy you a good amount of Busch.

They are capping it at $30 total per person, though . . . so I guess root for exactly 30 inches of snow and not ONE inch more?

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We all know that first dates can be totally awkward, and often times it’s very hard to start up a conversation. But while awkward questions are expected to start a conversation, some folks have experienced some truly bizarre first date questions and now they’re sharing.

A thread on the anonymous Whisper app has folks revealing the craziest questions they were asked on a first date and it makes you wonder why anyone would put themselves through that.

Crazy first date questions include:

“I went on one date with this cute guy and during the date he asked me to be exclusive. Even told me he loved me the next day.”
“When are you gonna lose all he weight?”
“(chubbier girl here) I was on a first date and he looked at my hips and said ‘you have great hips for birthing. How many kids do you desire?’”
“You’re going to have a burger? You should have a salad.”
”“During a first date the guy asked me to paint my nails red so he can suck my toes.”
“’I’m on my period, but I’d still totally have sex with you after dinner. You gonna run my red light?’ Definitely didn’t ‘run her red light’.”
“So when would you be comfortable having my baby?”
“Could you give me some money? I need to move.”
“I know we just met and I have a three-year-old, no job prospects but would you consider marrying me anyway?”


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A 35-year old Spanish man was recently arrested after ramming his SUV through the wooden doors of a church so he could gain access inside, claiming it was the only place where he could take shelter from his demonic “possession.”

On January 8th, the unnamed man reportedly drove up to the large doors of the San Juan Evangelista church, in the Spanish town of Sonseca, and started ramming his Jeep into it. At first passers-by didn’t really understand what was going on, and one woman, who thought the driver had been involved in an accident, walked up to the car to see if he was alright only to be scared away by having obscenities shouted at her.

While the shocked woman fumbled with her phone trying to call the police, the angry driver started ramming his SUV into the doors of the church until he finally broke through them. He then drove though the rows of wooden benches and stopped right in front of the altar. When emergency services finally arrived on the scene, they found the anxious man next to the altar. He allegedly told them that he was possessed and that was the only place he felt safe.

The perpetrator was convinced that it was safe to leave the church, and was later taken to the hospital to be tested for alcohol and drugs. It’s not currently clear what caused his bizarre behavior, but according to several news reports, the unnamed man owns a shop that specializes in cannabis-related products, just 900 meters from the church.


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I feel like when these people once agreed to donate their bodies to medical science, this is NOT what they were picturing.

A team at Colorado Mesa University's Forensic Investigation Research Station just released the results of a study that answered an age-old question: If you dropped dead, would your cat EAT YOU?

Now . . . they didn't PLAN to do this study. They always leave a bunch of donated corpses outside to watch how they decompose. But the study happened by accident, when two cats wandered onto their property . . . and started eating.

So, yes, your cat WOULD eat you if you died.

Well . . . probably. Even though there were more than 40 bodies, both cats just picked one and came back to eat it night after night for more than a month. So if your body doesn't meet your cat's picky eating needs, maybe they'd leave you alone.

The researchers also found both cats ate the ARMS first. In case you're wondering which of your body parts is most delicious.

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Here's a nice story about a healthy marriage built on trust. There's a guy in his 40s who lives in southern Ukraine, and he woke up recently to find one hell of a surprise . . . his wife had locked a CHASTITY BELT on his junk while he was asleep. Apparently she thought it was the only way to stop him from having affairs. He couldn't get it off, so he went to the hospital . . . but the doctors couldn't remove it either. They wound up bringing in an emergency crew who used a CIRCULAR SAW to slice it off. Fortunately for the guy, it was successful and it looks like he's going to get back full use of his junk. He says he's considering a divorce.

Since January is a big month for people filing for divorce, it's a good time for this list of The Top Questions to Ask Yourself Before Getting a Divorce.

Who gets the Peloton that's causing the divorce?

Should I try to save my marriage the way every other guy does and bang hookers?

Will she accept the kids in exchange for the 4K TV and sound bar?

Will I miss getting laid every fifteen years?

Is there a chance I could lose the Netflix password?

Is my wife's sister now fair game? How about her mother?

Is it wrong to agree to first try seeing a marriage counselor . . . but only if she's smokin' hot?

Will I get both of my nads back? Or do they also have to be split?

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Good morning guys, this is Jenna, and I’m emailing you this morning because my boyfriend and I moved in together about two weeks ago and I’ve discovered that he likes to sleep in the nude every night.

I had no idea he did this until now. Sure, we’ve spent the night together before we moved in but never for more than two nights in a row and I just figured he slept naked on those occasions.

I bought him a few pairs of pajamas this past weekend, but he hasn’t put them on yet. He told me his body needs to breathe at night. I don’t know what to do, any suggestions?

How can I get him to put some clothes on at night?

Signed,

Jenna]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21751147Thu, 16 Jan 2020 16:26:57 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)January 16th is National Fig Newton Day! Until the 19th century, many physicians were convinced that most illnesses were associated to digest problems and suggested a daily dose of biscuits and fruits. The solution? Fig rolls. The cookies are now...
Until the 19th century, many physicians were convinced that most illnesses were associated to digest problems and suggested a daily dose of biscuits and fruits. The solution? Fig rolls.

The cookies are now made in many varieties: original fig, strawberry, apple & cinnamon, sweet peach & apricot, and triple berry.

Fig Newtons, as we know them today, were created by Charles Roser.

They are characterized by their original and unique, square shape.
Fig Newton’s were originally called “Newton.” Then, after Kennedy Biscuit Company and New York Biscuit company merged, Newtons became “Fig Newtons.”

Over one-billion Fig Newtons are eaten every year.

January 16th is also National Nothing Day! Nothing Day is an "un-event" proposed in 1972 by columnist Harold Pullman Coffin and observed annually since 1973, when it was added to Chase's Calendar of Events. It is not actually a "official holiday," as that requires an act of Congress. But the purpose remains: to provide Americans with one National day when they can just sit without celebrating, observing or honoring anything. So there you go!

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Travelers on the Mexico City subway system often blame authorities for broken-down escalators at subway stops, but Metro officials have another explanation: vast amounts of pee.

Somehow, urine is penetrating and corroding the drive wheels and mechanisms of the escalators that carry riders up from underground stations.

In a list published Tuesday, the Metro system listed “corrosion due to urine” as one of the top five causes of escalator breakdowns.

Fermin Ramirez, the system’s assistant manager for rails and facilities, said riders appear to be urinating on escalators at off-peak hours and lightly used stations, “even though it seems hard to believe.”

“When we open up escalators for maintenance, there is always urine,” Ramirez said. Most stations have no public bathroom facilities, a fact Twitter users were quick to point out, noting there are not even any pay toilets.

Of the system’s 467 escalators, 22 are out of service on any given day.

The city plans to replace about 55 escalators over the next two years.

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If this news had come out in a few months, we all would've believed it was an April Fools' Day joke . . . because it FEELS like something a brand would do as a prank.

Pabst Blue Ribbon just announced it's coming out with a new, quote, "luxury" beer brand called . . . Captain Pabst.

And the first beer in the line is an IPA, of course, called Seabird.

It's hitting stores in Chicago and Wisconsin right now. There's no word on when they're going to take it nationwide, or create more Captain Pabst beers.

IN MORE DELICIOUS BEER NEWS

I'm not sure people in places like Fargo, North Dakota need a reason to root for MORE snow than usual this winter, but here you go.

Busch Beer just announced a new program where they'll be giving FREE BEER to people in seven states . . . all based on the amount of snow they get this winter.

They're tracking the total inches of snow through the end of March in seven cities: Des Moines, Iowa . . . Grand Rapids, Michigan . . . Minneapolis, Minnesota . . . Fargo, North Dakota . . . Omaha, Nebraska . . . Buffalo, New York . . . and Green Bay, Wisconsin.

And they'll give people in those seven states a $1 refund on Busch beer for every inch of snow. So if Minneapolis gets 20 total inches of snow over these three months, people there can get $20 back. That'll buy you a good amount of Busch.

They are capping it at $30 total per person, though . . . so I guess root for exactly 30 inches of snow and not ONE inch more?

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The yearly anniversary encourages pet owners to bond with their sidekick and NOT make them suffer or feel uncomfortable in their wardrobe or costume for human amusement. Whether your pet is short and stubby or tall and husky, throw on their sassy sweater and mini booties and let them rock what their adopted mama gave em.

January 14th also National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day! Pastrami lovers across the country can celebrate their favorite delicatessen meat today by eating a steamy pastrami sandwich. Romanian Jewish immigrants who settled in New York introduced the famous cold cut through preparation in the 19th century.

Today is the perfect day to enjoy a classic pastrami sandwich anyway you prefer for lunch or dinner: hot on rye bread, topped with yellow mustard and pickles, or even accompanied with sauerkraut. Bet you’re hungry- have some pastrami!

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It's not easy being middle aged.

A new study from Tom Rose looked at data from almost eight million Americans over the past three decades to figure out when people are the most MISERABLE.

And the answer is . . . when you're 47.2 years old.

Basically, our happiness as adults goes in a U-shaped curve. We're happy when we're 18, then we start getting more and more miserable over our 20s, 30s, and 40s. It bottoms out when we're 47.2 . . . and then we start getting happier again.

By the time you hit 70, you're just as happy as you were when you were 18.

So why is middle age so depressing? Basically, Tom Rose says it's because you realize your big dreams really AREN'T going to come true. Sorry.

But as you get older, you start to put your life in a better perspective and you become grateful for what you have, which is why you start getting happier again


******

It’s probably safe to say that the idea of bed bugs gives most people the creeps. Sadly, it seems folks in some cities have a little bit more to worry about when it comes to the gross creatures.

The Orkin pest control company just revealed their annual bed bug city rankings and if you don’t want to deal with them, you may want to stay away from Washington, D.C.

Data shows Orkin performed the most bed bug treatments in Washington, D.C .from December 1, 2018 – November 30, 2019.

This is the first time in three years Baltimore didn’t top the list, with Charm City dropping to second.

Flint, Michigan saw the biggest rise in bed bugs, jumping from 16 spots to 31.

Pittsburgh and Champaign broke into the Top 20 for the first time.

Top Ten Worst Bed Bugs Cities

Washington, D.C.
Baltimore
Chicago
Los Angeles
Columbus, OH
New York
Detroit
Cincinnati
Indianapolis
Atlanta


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As much as you'd like to THINK what you're packing in the pants compares to a strong, powerful animal . . . nope. Nope, nope, nope.

There's a guy in Reynosa, Mexico who went to the hospital recently because he had taken a sexual enhancement pill and it left him engorged for THREE DAYS.

But it wasn't Viagra. No . . . he took a sexual stimulant that's used for BREEDING BULLS.

He told the doctors he took it because he was hoping to have, quote, "a successful sexual encounter with a young woman of 30 years." There's no word on how old this guy is.

Luckily, doctors were able to successfully perform surgery and help him out.


******

We all know that Strip clubs love pitching tents.

A local strip club give out nearly 150 tents to the homeless in San Diego. The tents are branded with “Deja Vu Showgirls.”

Déjà vu describes itself as the “#1 erotic entertainment chain in the world” and a company spokesperson says the 150 tents given out in San Diego this December is part of the company's outreach program. They say they’ve done this type of outreach every year for the past five years in five cities with large homeless concentrations, including Los Angeles and Las Vegas.

In addition, they also passed out close to 3,000 bottles of water to the homeless in San Diego.

A picture of one of the tents was posted onto the “Homeless News San Diego” Facebook page and it received both praise and criticism. Some believed it was a form of shameless advertising. Others applauded the company for stepping up to help.

MEANWHILE IN JAPAN

McDonald's is selling a new menu item in Japan. And the translation in English is NOT safe for work.

They're called "Adult Cream Pies."

In Japanese, the name is, "Otona No Cream Pie." And "otona no" literally means "adult" in English.

It doesn't sound dirty over there though, because it's a term normally used to describe sweet foods that aren't TOO sweet. They have a different word for adult entertainment stuff. So only English speakers think it's funny.

In the new ad, a young Japanese woman asks an older lady if Adult Cream Pies are, quote, "really delicious." And she responds by saying, "If you eat it once, you'll be filled."

They come in two different flavors: Belgian Chocolate and Sweet Cheese.

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Not a great time to unveil a new burger menu that features Kangaroo meat. That's why a Utah burger bar has come under fire after advertising kangaroo meat as part of its 'exotic meat' menu for the month of January amid Australia's bushfire crisis.

The Burger Bar was slammed by customers after unveiling its kangaroo burger, with hundreds taking to social media to accuse the restaurant of being 'insensitive'

The business hit back at its critics, saying their menu was created a year in advance and the meat would have gone to waste if they chose not to use it. And use it they did. The bar ended up selling 400 kangaroo burgers in just two days.

IN MORE DOWN UNDER NEWS

The devastation of the bushfires, which continue to run rampant across the nation, has given rise to a number of incredible fundraising projects, but this next initiative is most certainly in a (w)hole league of its own – Brisbane sex toy supplier Geeky Sex Toys has released a special donation dildo, with 100% of the proceeds going towards bushfire recovery.

The ‘Down-Under Donation Dildo’ has been created to inevitably aid those most affected by the fires. “This silicone toy was designed specifically as our way to help out our neighbours in need,” their website reads. “Buying a sex toy has never felt so good.” The apparatus is aptly-priced at $69, but there’s also the option to include an additional donation.

And it seems like everyone’s been getting behind this glorious initiative – Geeky Sex Toys took to Twitter today to announce that it’d already surpassed their initial goal of $10k. “We want to say a HUGE thank you to everyone who has contributed so far, we’re so happy to be able to support our country in this way!”


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A huge part of the experience of eating Cheetos is turning your fingers orange from all the dust. And that dust, apparently, has an official name. Cheetos just revealed it's called "cheetle." They've even had the word "cheetle" trademarked for 15 years, but they always just used it internally . . . until now.

Quote, "It became clear from our fans the special interest they had, so we knew it was time to share our beloved name."

Speaking of Arguments

Do men really care about décor this much?

A recent survey found the average couple has 72 arguments or disagreements about their home each year. That's six a month. And most of them happen in public, or in front of other people. Here are four stats from the survey . . .

1. The most common argument is what to spend money on, or how much to spend. Other topics include style choices and which gadgets we need.

2. Of the 72 arguments, eight happen in stores . . . 39 happen in other public places . . . 10 happen in front of family or friends . . . and only 15 happen at home.

3. 58% of people said they sometimes don't offer their opinion, because they don't want to start a fight. It doesn't say how many of those people are men or women.

4. What makes a house a "home"? This seems like a fairly high bar. But according to the survey, it takes two holiday seasons . . . two family visits . . . two barbecues . . . one Super Bowl party . . . one game night . . . and returning from two vacations before your place truly feels like your "home."


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Eating anything undercooked is not recommended and while fruits and vegetables are still okay to eat raw, consuming undercooked meat is a big no-no. Since raw meat has tons of bacteria crawling on it, eating undercooked meat is like playing Russian roulette. Then again, there so many people all over the world who enjoy eating raw and/or undercooked meats, including sushi, sashimi, steak tartare, kibbeh nayyeh, crudos, raw oysters and much more. Meet 46-years-old construction worker Zhu Zhong-fa who resides in Hangzhou in the Zhejiang Province of East China. For nearly a month Zhong-fa was experiencing several episodes of seizures and severe headaches.

Then in November 2019 he started foaming at the mouth and decided to visit the hospital where Dr. Huang Jianrong, asked him to get chest and brain MRI scans. After seeing the MRI scan reports doctors were left horrified and utterly speechless – there were over 700 tapeworms inside Zhong-fa’s body, including his brain and lungs.

You see, just a month before his symptoms began Zhong-fa claimed that he had consumed a hot pot that contained vegetables and undercooked pork. And so according to doctors, Zhong-fa had accidentally ingested eggs of a pork tapeworm, scientifically known as Taenia solium or T. solium, from his undercooked pork dinner.

Dr. Huang prescribed two medicines, one that killed the larvae and another that helped protect Zhong-fa’s organs from further damage as well as reduce side-effects brought on by the first medicine.


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A Thai man's penis began to decay after]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21683577Tue, 14 Jan 2020 18:30:29 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)January 14th is National Dress Up Your Pet Day! This is probably one of the best days of the year considering most of us love to see a pet dressed from head to paw. The day was established in 2009 as a fun way to celebrate pets and support their...
The yearly anniversary encourages pet owners to bond with their sidekick and NOT make them suffer or feel uncomfortable in their wardrobe or costume for human amusement. Whether your pet is short and stubby or tall and husky, throw on their sassy sweater and mini booties and let them rock what their adopted mama gave em.

January 14th also National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day! Pastrami lovers across the country can celebrate their favorite delicatessen meat today by eating a steamy pastrami sandwich. Romanian Jewish immigrants who settled in New York introduced the famous cold cut through preparation in the 19th century.

Today is the perfect day to enjoy a classic pastrami sandwich anyway you prefer for lunch or dinner: hot on rye bread, topped with yellow mustard and pickles, or even accompanied with sauerkraut. Bet you’re hungry- have some pastrami!

******

It's not easy being middle aged.

A new study from Tom Rose looked at data from almost eight million Americans over the past three decades to figure out when people are the most MISERABLE.

And the answer is . . . when you're 47.2 years old.

Basically, our happiness as adults goes in a U-shaped curve. We're happy when we're 18, then we start getting more and more miserable over our 20s, 30s, and 40s. It bottoms out when we're 47.2 . . . and then we start getting happier again.

By the time you hit 70, you're just as happy as you were when you were 18.

So why is middle age so depressing? Basically, Tom Rose says it's because you realize your big dreams really AREN'T going to come true. Sorry.

But as you get older, you start to put your life in a better perspective and you become grateful for what you have, which is why you start getting happier again


******

It’s probably safe to say that the idea of bed bugs gives most people the creeps. Sadly, it seems folks in some cities have a little bit more to worry about when it comes to the gross creatures.

The Orkin pest control company just revealed their annual bed bug city rankings and if you don’t want to deal with them, you may want to stay away from Washington, D.C.

Data shows Orkin performed the most bed bug treatments in Washington, D.C .from December 1, 2018 – November 30, 2019.

This is the first time in three years Baltimore didn’t top the list, with Charm City dropping to second.

Flint, Michigan saw the biggest rise in bed bugs, jumping from 16 spots to 31.

Pittsburgh and Champaign broke into the Top 20 for the first time.

Top Ten Worst Bed Bugs Cities

Washington, D.C.
Baltimore
Chicago
Los Angeles
Columbus, OH
New York
Detroit
Cincinnati
Indianapolis
Atlanta


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As much as you'd like to THINK what you're packing in the pants compares to a strong, powerful animal . . . nope. Nope, nope, nope.

There's a guy in Reynosa, Mexico who went to the hospital recently because he had taken a sexual enhancement pill and it left him engorged for THREE DAYS.

But it wasn't Viagra. No . . . he took a sexual stimulant that's used for BREEDING BULLS.

He told the doctors he took it because he was hoping to have, quote, "a successful sexual encounter with a young woman of 30 years." There's no word on how old this guy is.

Luckily, doctors were able to successfully perform surgery and help him out.


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We all know that Strip clubs love pitching tents.

A local strip club give out nearly 150...]]>2304cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-smells-like-her-v--21673420
So, where are the dirtiest spots at the gym that could make you sick? Well, Tom Rose has come out with a list of some of the worst areas, so you may want to make sure you have your sanitizer ready.

A woman missed out on a $10,000 jackpot after she gave the wrong answer on "Family Feud Canada." But the viral video of her answer got her $10,000 worth of free food.

The host of the show asked, "Name Popeye's favorite food," and Eve Dubois buzzed in and yelled "Chicken." Her family was in shock as everyone else seemed to know the question was referencing the cartoon character Popeye the Sailor, and not the fast-food chain.

It's not a good sign for your career as a criminal if you can't even outsmart and outmaneuver inanimate objects. There's a 30-year-old guy named Nathaniel King in Cartersville, Georgia. And last week, he broke into a tire store. But as Nathaniel was trying to steal tires, he got trapped under a pile of them . . . and couldn't get free.

So he had to call 911 on himself for help. And he told the dispatcher, quote, "I think the tire rack is going to kill me." He was arrested for breaking and entering.

A woman named Nassly Sales from Jersey City, New Jersey ordered some diapers for her 19-month-old from Amazon recently. And when she was changing her daughter into one of them in the dark, she thought it felt heavy. So she turned on the lights . . . and saw that the diaper was USED.

There's a 44-year-old billionaire named Yusaku Maezawa in Japan, and he's having quite a year. He kicked off 2020 by promising to give away $9 million to random people on Twitter as a "social experiment." And now . . . there's this. Yusaku is single, and he's looking for a girlfriend. And if it winds up being you, your official first date with him will be . . . a trip to the MOON.


GWYNETH PALTROW has asked us to buy some pretty outrageous things, but this might just trump them all: Goop.com is selling a candle that's scented like a woman's lady part. Well, Goop WAS selling them. But they sold out. At $75 a pop. (!!!)

The candle is called "This Smells Like My Vagina". The story is that Gwyneth was developing scents with a perfume company, and when she tested this particular one, she said, quote, "Uhhh . . . this smells like a vagina."

If you're wondering what that scent is, it's, quote, "geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed." (???) And don't worry . . . even though it sold out quick, there's a waiting list for when it comes back.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21673420Tue, 14 Jan 2020 12:08:30 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)You’re gym is probably going to be a bit more crowded this month as folks try to stick to their New Year’s resolution to get healthy. But while working out is definitely healthy for you, there’s at least one part about the gym that’s not so great for...
So, where are the dirtiest spots at the gym that could make you sick? Well, Tom Rose has come out with a list of some of the worst areas, so you may want to make sure you have your sanitizer ready.

A woman missed out on a $10,000 jackpot after she gave the wrong answer on "Family Feud Canada." But the viral video of her answer got her $10,000 worth of free food.

The host of the show asked, "Name Popeye's favorite food," and Eve Dubois buzzed in and yelled "Chicken." Her family was in shock as everyone else seemed to know the question was referencing the cartoon character Popeye the Sailor, and not the fast-food chain.

It's not a good sign for your career as a criminal if you can't even outsmart and outmaneuver inanimate objects. There's a 30-year-old guy named Nathaniel King in Cartersville, Georgia. And last week, he broke into a tire store. But as Nathaniel was trying to steal tires, he got trapped under a pile of them . . . and couldn't get free.

So he had to call 911 on himself for help. And he told the dispatcher, quote, "I think the tire rack is going to kill me." He was arrested for breaking and entering.

A woman named Nassly Sales from Jersey City, New Jersey ordered some diapers for her 19-month-old from Amazon recently. And when she was changing her daughter into one of them in the dark, she thought it felt heavy. So she turned on the lights . . . and saw that the diaper was USED.

There's a 44-year-old billionaire named Yusaku Maezawa in Japan, and he's having quite a year. He kicked off 2020 by promising to give away $9 million to random people on Twitter as a "social experiment." And now . . . there's this. Yusaku is single, and he's looking for a girlfriend. And if it winds up being you, your official first date with him will be . . . a trip to the MOON.


GWYNETH PALTROW has asked us to buy some pretty outrageous things, but this might just trump them all: Goop.com is selling a candle that's scented like a woman's lady part. Well, Goop WAS selling them. But they sold out. At $75 a pop. (!!!)

The candle is called "This Smells Like My Vagina". The story is that Gwyneth was developing scents with a perfume company, and when she tested this particular one, she said, quote, "Uhhh . . . this smells like a vagina."

If you're wondering what that scent is, it's, quote, "geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed." (???) And don't worry . . . even though it sold out quick, there's a waiting list for when it comes back.]]>2975goopcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/maria-parmigiani--21548558
At the 2020 Singapore Motor Show this week, Subaru rolled out a new concept car: The Forester Ultimate Customized Kit Special edition.

According to a new book about 21st century etiquette, leaving someone a VOICEMAIL is now considered rude. The book is called, "Kill Reply All: A Modern Guide to Online Etiquette".

Taco Bell is going to start testing HIGHER SALARIES to see if it helps them get better staff for their stores, and encourage them to stick around longer. How high are we talking? $100,000 for a store manager.

Think of all the time you spent diligently collecting your McDonald's Monopoly game pieces. Well, a lot of that time was WASTED, and you had ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF WINNING.

Let's add this to the list of things we shouldn't have needed to tell you . . . but it's a bad idea to slather TOOTHPASTE all over your genitals.

Lydia Dupra is an escort now turned cosmetics creator that has come up with a new company called Heaux Cosmetics. This “sex-proof” makeup line includes gels, powders, and pastes. The entire line is designed specifically for sex workers.

Tom Rose asked couples to tell them the grossest things they do in private and we are downright shocked, and pretty disgusted as well.

Gross things couples do in private include:

"My husband and I share the same toothbrush."

"My boyfriend and I like to play a game where one of us burps, and then the other person smells it and tries to guess what they ate last."

"My boyfriend and I always pee at the same time, as in... I sit on the toilet and leave a space between my legs and he aims through them."

"I always bite my boyfriend's nails for him."

"We always send each other pictures of our poop. We don't have a fetish. It's just sort of become an inside joke."

"My husband and I weigh ourselves before and after we poop to compare who had the biggest poop and claim victory."

"My husband has picked something out of my teeth and eaten it before."

"We do this thing called 'fart bombing.' If you fart, you have to grab a handful of air and throw it in the other person's face. It’s disgusting, and it started as a joke, but now it’s war."]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21548558Fri, 10 Jan 2020 17:20:59 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's Fiesta Friday and today we welcome Maria Parmigiani from FOX 21's Living Local to play Benny's Big F'in Quiz! At the 2020 Singapore Motor Show this week, Subaru rolled out a new concept car: The Forester Ultimate Customized Kit Special edition....
At the 2020 Singapore Motor Show this week, Subaru rolled out a new concept car: The Forester Ultimate Customized Kit Special edition.

According to a new book about 21st century etiquette, leaving someone a VOICEMAIL is now considered rude. The book is called, "Kill Reply All: A Modern Guide to Online Etiquette".

Taco Bell is going to start testing HIGHER SALARIES to see if it helps them get better staff for their stores, and encourage them to stick around longer. How high are we talking? $100,000 for a store manager.

Think of all the time you spent diligently collecting your McDonald's Monopoly game pieces. Well, a lot of that time was WASTED, and you had ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF WINNING.

Let's add this to the list of things we shouldn't have needed to tell you . . . but it's a bad idea to slather TOOTHPASTE all over your genitals.

Lydia Dupra is an escort now turned cosmetics creator that has come up with a new company called Heaux Cosmetics. This “sex-proof” makeup line includes gels, powders, and pastes. The entire line is designed specifically for sex workers.

Tom Rose asked couples to tell them the grossest things they do in private and we are downright shocked, and pretty disgusted as well.

Gross things couples do in private include:

"My husband and I share the same toothbrush."

"My boyfriend and I like to play a game where one of us burps, and then the other person smells it and tries to guess what they ate last."

"My boyfriend and I always pee at the same time, as in... I sit on the toilet and leave a space between my legs and he aims through them."

"I always bite my boyfriend's nails for him."

"We always send each other pictures of our poop. We don't have a fetish. It's just sort of become an inside joke."

"My husband and I weigh ourselves before and after we poop to compare who had the biggest poop and claim victory."

"My husband has picked something out of my teeth and eaten it before."

"We do this thing called 'fart bombing.' If you fart, you have to grab a handful of air and throw it in the other person's face. It’s disgusting, and it started as a joke, but now it’s war."]]>3115cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-taint-band-aid--21476054
A Florida woman is facing a battery charge after flinging a bucket of human feces on her landlord and trying to cover it up. Joanne Mercader first claimed that it was in fact her landlord who did the poop slinging, saying, "my landlord just broke into my house and assaulted me."

Be very careful about who you criticize on social media. A Canadian man says he was fired from a job he held for six years because he complained on Twitter about receiving a $6 bottle of barbecue sauce as a holiday gift.


A company called Morari just unveiled a new product that, apparently, people are calling a "taint Band-Aid." Because it's a little bandage that you put in that very, very private area when you're getting-it-on . . . and, supposedly, it helps prevent premature evacuation.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21476054Wed, 08 Jan 2020 15:58:03 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)A friend of mine just posted a story about how he handled a situation when he found out a woman he'd been dating was just using him for free meals. A Florida woman is facing a battery charge after flinging a bucket of human feces on her landlord and...
A Florida woman is facing a battery charge after flinging a bucket of human feces on her landlord and trying to cover it up. Joanne Mercader first claimed that it was in fact her landlord who did the poop slinging, saying, "my landlord just broke into my house and assaulted me."

Be very careful about who you criticize on social media. A Canadian man says he was fired from a job he held for six years because he complained on Twitter about receiving a $6 bottle of barbecue sauce as a holiday gift.


A company called Morari just unveiled a new product that, apparently, people are calling a "taint Band-Aid." Because it's a little bandage that you put in that very, very private area when you're getting-it-on . . . and, supposedly, it helps prevent premature evacuation.]]>2863taintcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/sauce-boss--21441209
Could where you live have anything to do with how long you stick to your New Year's resolution? According to a new study, the answer is yes.

A transgender actress will play Jessie and Slater's daughter in the "Saved by the Bell" reboot. The show will explore what happens when California Governor Zack Morris closes a bunch of low-income schools and sends the students to the state's highest-performing schools . . . including Bayside.

Disturbing details have emerged in the case of a Michigan man who allegedly killed his Grindr date.

An Atlanta couple said they came home from a winter vacation to find their house had been ransacked by an unusual suspect: a squirrel.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21441209Tue, 07 Jan 2020 15:52:53 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Imagine trying to order a Big Mac at a McDonald's drive-thru but you can't hear the employee over the speaker because of the bagpipe music that the restaurant is blasting. That appears to be a situation happening right now in Sacramento, California...
Could where you live have anything to do with how long you stick to your New Year's resolution? According to a new study, the answer is yes.

A transgender actress will play Jessie and Slater's daughter in the "Saved by the Bell" reboot. The show will explore what happens when California Governor Zack Morris closes a bunch of low-income schools and sends the students to the state's highest-performing schools . . . including Bayside.

Disturbing details have emerged in the case of a Michigan man who allegedly killed his Grindr date.

An Atlanta couple said they came home from a winter vacation to find their house had been ransacked by an unusual suspect: a squirrel.]]>2588cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/remember-the-titans--21408062
No matter how big a fan you are of boy bands, if someone calls claiming to be a member of one, you should probably proceed with caution.

A Massachusetts palm reader allegedly convinced a client that her daughter was possessed by a demon and swindled her out of $71,000.

Deputies are searching for a suspect who allegedly broke into a man’s home to suck his toes.

An American model has raised more than NZ$750,000 for the Australian bushfire victims by promising to send nude selfies to those who donate. Kaylen Ward decided to do what she could to help the relief efforts by encouraging followers to donate at least $10 in exchange for an X-rated image of herself.

At CES in Las Vegas on Sunday, the company unveiled the Rollbot, a self-balancing robot that connects to your phone and will deliver a fresh toilet roll directly to your seat if you happen to find yourself on the pan and caught in a bind.

"Papa" John Schnatter is really leaning into his reputation as a pizza-eating machine after having admitted in November that he ate “40 pizzas” in the span of just a month]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21408062Mon, 06 Jan 2020 16:23:21 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)If you're sick of seeing TOM BRADY and the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl, good news: They WON'T be there this year. No matter how big a fan you are of boy bands, if someone calls claiming to be a member of one, you should probably proceed...
No matter how big a fan you are of boy bands, if someone calls claiming to be a member of one, you should probably proceed with caution.

A Massachusetts palm reader allegedly convinced a client that her daughter was possessed by a demon and swindled her out of $71,000.

Deputies are searching for a suspect who allegedly broke into a man’s home to suck his toes.

An American model has raised more than NZ$750,000 for the Australian bushfire victims by promising to send nude selfies to those who donate. Kaylen Ward decided to do what she could to help the relief efforts by encouraging followers to donate at least $10 in exchange for an X-rated image of herself.

At CES in Las Vegas on Sunday, the company unveiled the Rollbot, a self-balancing robot that connects to your phone and will deliver a fresh toilet roll directly to your seat if you happen to find yourself on the pan and caught in a bind.

"Papa" John Schnatter is really leaning into his reputation as a pizza-eating machine after having admitted in November that he ate “40 pizzas” in the span of just a month]]>2747kaylenward,papajohn,patriots,pizza,titanscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fiesta-friday-with-pacifico--21318300
Folks are likely going to see their gyms get busier and busier in the coming days with all those people trying to keep their New Year's resolutions to get fit, but we all now reaching those fitness goals aren’t easy.

The New Year has brought a number of new laws across the country. Among them? Bigger paychecks for some – a total of 24 states are raising the minimum wage with at least 17 cities hitting 15-dollars an hour. But there’s a lot more.

A man in China ended up costing himself tens of thousands of dollars because he is superstitious. Lu Chao got in hot water after boarding a Lucky Air flight in Anqing, in the Anhui province, after the airline’s crew found two one-yuan coins on the ground near the plane’s engine.

There’s no doubt there are some great sites to see around the world, but apparently some travelers aren’t all that impressed with some of the more popular tourist destinations.

TripAdvisor is one of the many sites people will go to and share their opinions of travel destinations, and now here on the Jason and Benny Show, we are highlighting some of the funnier one and two-star reviews left for sites like the Eiffel Tower, Grand Canyon and more.

A man stole a pickup truck with a sleeping passenger and a goat inside it and drove it all the way from Missouri to Oklahoma, before releasing the terrified victim and animal and eventually being arrested]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21318300Fri, 03 Jan 2020 18:03:06 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's Fiesta Friday, brought to you by Cerveza Pacífico Clara, better known as Pacífico. It was first brewed in 1900 when three Germans opened a brewery, the Cerveceria del Pacífico in Mazatlán. Folks are likely going to see their gyms get busier and...
Folks are likely going to see their gyms get busier and busier in the coming days with all those people trying to keep their New Year's resolutions to get fit, but we all now reaching those fitness goals aren’t easy.

The New Year has brought a number of new laws across the country. Among them? Bigger paychecks for some – a total of 24 states are raising the minimum wage with at least 17 cities hitting 15-dollars an hour. But there’s a lot more.

A man in China ended up costing himself tens of thousands of dollars because he is superstitious. Lu Chao got in hot water after boarding a Lucky Air flight in Anqing, in the Anhui province, after the airline’s crew found two one-yuan coins on the ground near the plane’s engine.

There’s no doubt there are some great sites to see around the world, but apparently some travelers aren’t all that impressed with some of the more popular tourist destinations.

TripAdvisor is one of the many sites people will go to and share their opinions of travel destinations, and now here on the Jason and Benny Show, we are highlighting some of the funnier one and two-star reviews left for sites like the Eiffel Tower, Grand Canyon and more.

A man stole a pickup truck with a sleeping passenger and a goat inside it and drove it all the way from Missouri to Oklahoma, before releasing the terrified victim and animal and eventually being arrested]]>3674cerveza,pacificocleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-losers-week-1--21286371https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21286371Thu, 02 Jan 2020 17:54:38 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's week 1 of "The Losers" weight loss challenge with specials guests Tom Rose, Cliff Cage and Shawn Patrick.3414biggestloser,food,keto,ketodiet,weight,weightloss,weightwatcherscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/nye-2019--21228460
Food is deeply ingrained in our pop culture and this year showed us proof of that. These food stories dominated our feeds in 2019.

What’s on the menu for New Year’s Day? Well, it all depends on where you live. Some traditional New Year’s foods are considered good luck and this is why you might want them on your plate as you celebrate the arrival of 2020.

If your New Year's resolution is to drop some pounds in 2020, we can help with this list of The Top Tips for Losing Weight.

January 1st is Bloody Mary Day! This day celebrates the drinking of the Bloody Mary cocktail, which is described by some as the perfect hangover cure despite containing the very thing that made you hung over in the first place: alcohol!

Want to participate in Dry January, but need a little help to make it happen? Heineken has your back.

It appears that an Antiques Roadshow expert, Andy McConnell, accidentally drank 180-year-old urine, rusty nails, and a human hair during an appearance on the show.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21228460Tue, 31 Dec 2019 18:41:40 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Now that 2020 is almost here, plenty of folks are probably thinking about where they’re going to vacation in the new year. Well, Tom Rose has a few suggestions for attractions you should really think about visiting in 2020, and for a good reason....
Food is deeply ingrained in our pop culture and this year showed us proof of that. These food stories dominated our feeds in 2019.

What’s on the menu for New Year’s Day? Well, it all depends on where you live. Some traditional New Year’s foods are considered good luck and this is why you might want them on your plate as you celebrate the arrival of 2020.

If your New Year's resolution is to drop some pounds in 2020, we can help with this list of The Top Tips for Losing Weight.

January 1st is Bloody Mary Day! This day celebrates the drinking of the Bloody Mary cocktail, which is described by some as the perfect hangover cure despite containing the very thing that made you hung over in the first place: alcohol!

Want to participate in Dry January, but need a little help to make it happen? Heineken has your back.

It appears that an Antiques Roadshow expert, Andy McConnell, accidentally drank 180-year-old urine, rusty nails, and a human hair during an appearance on the show.]]>3469cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/back-from-vacation--21195539
A Massachusetts couple is making headlines for getting married in the most unusual setting. A Dunkin' Donuts was their choice to say their vows.

Some Christmas gifts should come with explicit instructions, like "don't use this to set things on fire."

The "Biggest Loser Bracket" starts this Thursday, and Tom Rose joined us live in studio to discuss his strategy.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/21195539Mon, 30 Dec 2019 16:48:34 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)As the 2010s come to a close, we’re looking back at some of the foods and drinks people became obsessed with over the last 10 years. And in hindsight, some of them were not so much binge-worthy as they were cringeworthy. We discuss the foods people...
A Massachusetts couple is making headlines for getting married in the most unusual setting. A Dunkin' Donuts was their choice to say their vows.

Some Christmas gifts should come with explicit instructions, like "don't use this to set things on fire."

The "Biggest Loser Bracket" starts this Thursday, and Tom Rose joined us live in studio to discuss his strategy.]]>2796cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-trujillo-company-live--20923900
A lot of people will be traveling for the holidays, which means airports are bound to be a nightmare. But let’s face it, some airports are much more of a nightmare experience than others.

If you JUST started dating someone, are you supposed to get them a Christmas present? We can't give you the answer, but here's what other people say they'd do, according to a Tom Rose new survey.

There's a 57-year-old guy named Barry Poyner from Kirksville, Missouri, and he's a communications professor at Truman State University and one of the three elders for the local Church of Christ. Barry would apparently go on Grindr . . . meet young men, some of whom were students at his college . . . and offer to give them things for sexual favors including gas money and ARBY'S GIFT CARDS.

A Chinese man told doctors that a glass bottle lodged in his rectum accidentally wound up there due to an itchy backside.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20923900Fri, 20 Dec 2019 17:59:36 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)On today's Fiesta Friday, powered by Victoria Cerveza, Colorado rock band The Trujillo Company is LIVE in studio! A lot of people will be traveling for the holidays, which means airports are bound to be a nightmare. But let’s face it, some airports...
A lot of people will be traveling for the holidays, which means airports are bound to be a nightmare. But let’s face it, some airports are much more of a nightmare experience than others.

If you JUST started dating someone, are you supposed to get them a Christmas present? We can't give you the answer, but here's what other people say they'd do, according to a Tom Rose new survey.

There's a 57-year-old guy named Barry Poyner from Kirksville, Missouri, and he's a communications professor at Truman State University and one of the three elders for the local Church of Christ. Barry would apparently go on Grindr . . . meet young men, some of whom were students at his college . . . and offer to give them things for sexual favors including gas money and ARBY'S GIFT CARDS.

A Chinese man told doctors that a glass bottle lodged in his rectum accidentally wound up there due to an itchy backside.]]>3634cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-admiral-s-feast--20892314
A California man has been eating at Chick-fil-A every day for 114 days in order to set the record for eating at the restaurant for the most consecutive days in a row.

If you’ve seen the movie, “Elf,” you’ll never forget the pasta Buddy made. His spaghetti was covered with chocolate syrup, maple syrup, M&Ms, and Pop-Tarts. Well now a pizzeria in New Jersey has created a pie Buddy would love: North Pole Pizza.

Because kids love playing "picky eater," Fisher-Price is selling a toy charcuterie board for toddlers this holiday season.

Believe it or not, according to a new survey, 44% of people say they had the BEST SEX of their LIVES in 2019.

There's a 27-year-old guy named Andrew Ells from Bismarck, North Dakota. And last Friday, he went to a Walmart and decided to steal the stuff in his cart. So he created a diversion . . . by lighting a BIBLE on fire.

From now through December 30th, anyone traveling on a domestic flight that was delayed from any airport in the U.S. can download the Burger King app and score a free Impossible Whopper.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20892314Thu, 19 Dec 2019 16:52:55 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Yesterday the U.S. House of Representatives voted to impeach President Trump. A California man has been eating at Chick-fil-A every day for 114 days in order to set the record for eating at the restaurant for the most consecutive days in a row. If...
A California man has been eating at Chick-fil-A every day for 114 days in order to set the record for eating at the restaurant for the most consecutive days in a row.

If you’ve seen the movie, “Elf,” you’ll never forget the pasta Buddy made. His spaghetti was covered with chocolate syrup, maple syrup, M&Ms, and Pop-Tarts. Well now a pizzeria in New Jersey has created a pie Buddy would love: North Pole Pizza.

Because kids love playing "picky eater," Fisher-Price is selling a toy charcuterie board for toddlers this holiday season.

Believe it or not, according to a new survey, 44% of people say they had the BEST SEX of their LIVES in 2019.

There's a 27-year-old guy named Andrew Ells from Bismarck, North Dakota. And last Friday, he went to a Walmart and decided to steal the stuff in his cart. So he created a diversion . . . by lighting a BIBLE on fire.

From now through December 30th, anyone traveling on a domestic flight that was delayed from any airport in the U.S. can download the Burger King app and score a free Impossible Whopper.]]>2812impeachedcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/santa-s-gender-reassignment--20858610
Tom Rose just ranked the 100 biggest cities in the country from the best place to celebrate Christmas this year to the worst.

It just wouldn't be Christmas time if people didn't argue over the gender of Santa Claus. While many people associate Santa as a jolly white-bearded man who likes to wear red and eat treats left beside the chimney, others are wondering how Santa can "reinvent himself."

Apparently folks have some strong opinions on which way Christmas characters may lean politically.

Tennessee resident Somphone Temmeraj is in jail after state police found him with more than 80 pounds of marijuana that had been disguised as Christmas gift.

What is it with The Man cracking down on employee POOPS this week? First there was an office's weird "smell check" policy.

Good news and bad news. The good news: Researchers have figured out a way for you to get over those WINTER BLUES that so many of us have. The bad news: It's gonna take a HELL of a sacrifice.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20858610Wed, 18 Dec 2019 16:39:20 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)In just the past month, Jolly Ranchers, Twinkies, and Eggo cereals have come out. And now . . . a new HERSHEY'S KISSES cereal by General Mills has hit shelves. Tom Rose just ranked the 100 biggest cities in the country from the best place to...
Tom Rose just ranked the 100 biggest cities in the country from the best place to celebrate Christmas this year to the worst.

It just wouldn't be Christmas time if people didn't argue over the gender of Santa Claus. While many people associate Santa as a jolly white-bearded man who likes to wear red and eat treats left beside the chimney, others are wondering how Santa can "reinvent himself."

Apparently folks have some strong opinions on which way Christmas characters may lean politically.

Tennessee resident Somphone Temmeraj is in jail after state police found him with more than 80 pounds of marijuana that had been disguised as Christmas gift.

What is it with The Man cracking down on employee POOPS this week? First there was an office's weird "smell check" policy.

Good news and bad news. The good news: Researchers have figured out a way for you to get over those WINTER BLUES that so many of us have. The bad news: It's gonna take a HELL of a sacrifice.]]>2959santacleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/humble-bragging--20829980https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20829980Tue, 17 Dec 2019 18:31:29 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Miss today's show? Get caught up now!2997cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/maverick-and-die-hard--20799177
A new trailer for Top Gun: Maverick is out and Jason & Benny watch it live on the radio.

Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?

What better way to forget about losing a soccer match than by stuffing your face with wings at Hooters? That was the idea for one high school soccer coach but it turns out, he's in a bit of hot water now because of it.

The Dallas Cowboys botched the coin toss before yesterday's game against the Rams . . . and they almost got hosed.

The holidays are great, but they can also be a little on the stressful side for anyone, and even more so for those with kids. Cliff Cage put together this hilarious list of tweets from exasperated parents who are pretty much over the holidays

This weekend was SantaCon in New York, which is a pretty infamous event every year where people dress like Santa, go on a bar crawl, get hammered, and cause all sorts of chaos in the city.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20799177Mon, 16 Dec 2019 17:06:29 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)On today's show, we talk with Mike and Phil Tapia from Christmas Unlimited! A new trailer for Top Gun: Maverick is out and Jason & Benny watch it live on the radio. Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie? What better way to forget about losing a soccer...
A new trailer for Top Gun: Maverick is out and Jason & Benny watch it live on the radio.

Is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?

What better way to forget about losing a soccer match than by stuffing your face with wings at Hooters? That was the idea for one high school soccer coach but it turns out, he's in a bit of hot water now because of it.

The Dallas Cowboys botched the coin toss before yesterday's game against the Rams . . . and they almost got hosed.

The holidays are great, but they can also be a little on the stressful side for anyone, and even more so for those with kids. Cliff Cage put together this hilarious list of tweets from exasperated parents who are pretty much over the holidays

This weekend was SantaCon in New York, which is a pretty infamous event every year where people dress like Santa, go on a bar crawl, get hammered, and cause all sorts of chaos in the city.]]>3049christmas,maverick,tweetscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/scott-wilson-of-saving-abel--20719280
Benny is sick after the KBPI Potluck yesterday and we think we know who to blame for poisoning him.

The New England Patriots have made a very interesting choice at the kicker position. They've signed Josh Gable, who's not only new to the NFL, he didn't even play football in college . . . or go to college, for that matter.

Imagine walking along the beach and all of a sudden coming across thousands of 'penis-fish.' That's the situation on a California beach right now.

Pornhub just released its annual Year in Review that looks at the world's porn-viewing habits. We went through the entire report and we talk about it with Scott.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20719280Fri, 13 Dec 2019 17:16:41 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)On today's episode, we welcome Scott Wilson of Saving Abel for today's Fiesta Friday! Benny is sick after the KBPI Potluck yesterday and we think we know who to blame for poisoning him. The New England Patriots have made a very interesting choice at...
Benny is sick after the KBPI Potluck yesterday and we think we know who to blame for poisoning him.

The New England Patriots have made a very interesting choice at the kicker position. They've signed Josh Gable, who's not only new to the NFL, he didn't even play football in college . . . or go to college, for that matter.

Imagine walking along the beach and all of a sudden coming across thousands of 'penis-fish.' That's the situation on a California beach right now.

Pornhub just released its annual Year in Review that looks at the world's porn-viewing habits. We went through the entire report and we talk about it with Scott.]]>4036pornhubcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ski-buds-big-d-s--20688640
Need an ugly holiday sweater for a party or shopping for a huge fan of Popeyes chicken sandwich? Then look no further - Popeyes has you covered with its bright orange ugly Christmas chicken sandwich sweater.

IHOP has announced plans to open a new “to go” restaurant called Flip’d, which will have an all-day breakfast menu with a focus on speed and convenience. What’s that mean? You walk in, order at a counter and can eat there or take away.

A Thai man named Kritsada Ratprachoom made a crazy discovery as he used the toilet this week. It appears that he realized that he was infected with a tapeworm after he found it sticking out of his body. Turns out it was a 32-foot-long tapeworm.

The Polk County Florida Sheriff's office held a prostitution sting dubbed "Operation Santa's Naughty List" over the weekend. They ended up arresting 124 people who showed up to a house with the intention of paying for sex.

Of the 124 people arrested, one really stood out to the police. It was Rodney Davis, who is a security guard at Disney World. The reason the officers remember him is because he's the only one that showed up to the house completely naked. He wasn't even wearing any socks. He showed up without any clothes and was arrested shortly after.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20688640Thu, 12 Dec 2019 17:37:32 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Our new friends from SkiBudsApp.com are on the show to talk about all the fresh pow that's scheduled to hit Colorado this weekend, and about their new app that connects skiers and riders alike. Need an ugly holiday sweater for a party or shopping for...
Need an ugly holiday sweater for a party or shopping for a huge fan of Popeyes chicken sandwich? Then look no further - Popeyes has you covered with its bright orange ugly Christmas chicken sandwich sweater.

IHOP has announced plans to open a new “to go” restaurant called Flip’d, which will have an all-day breakfast menu with a focus on speed and convenience. What’s that mean? You walk in, order at a counter and can eat there or take away.

A Thai man named Kritsada Ratprachoom made a crazy discovery as he used the toilet this week. It appears that he realized that he was infected with a tapeworm after he found it sticking out of his body. Turns out it was a 32-foot-long tapeworm.

The Polk County Florida Sheriff's office held a prostitution sting dubbed "Operation Santa's Naughty List" over the weekend. They ended up arresting 124 people who showed up to a house with the intention of paying for sex.

Of the 124 people arrested, one really stood out to the police. It was Rodney Davis, who is a security guard at Disney World. The reason the officers remember him is because he's the only one that showed up to the house completely naked. He wasn't even wearing any socks. He showed up without any clothes and was arrested shortly after.]]>3066popeyes,skibuds,uglysweatercleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/potlucks-santas--20658686
Children in the U.S. believe Santa Claus comes on Christmas Eve to bring gifts, but Christmas traditions in other cultures and countries are different than ours.

Cliff Cage released HIS annual list of the best cities to be in for New Year's. And as always, he didn't factor in the EXHAUSTED demographic who just wants to pass out on the couch at 10:30.
The language app Babbel released its list of the 10 most mispronounced words of 2019 . . . and naturally, it's filled with the names of people and things that became noteworthy throughout the year.

If you’re a gamer who just can’t tear yourself away from your console long enough to enjoy Christmas dinner with the family, one tech company has come up with a solution. Tech retailer GAME has created what they call a “Christmas Tinner,” an entire Christmas meal packed in a can.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20658686Wed, 11 Dec 2019 16:15:41 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Remember when it was a thing to "ice" people with Smirnoff Ice . . . where you'd surprise a person with a bottle of the stuff and they had to get down on one knee and chug it on the spot? Well the people at Smirnoff are trying to resuscitate that...
Children in the U.S. believe Santa Claus comes on Christmas Eve to bring gifts, but Christmas traditions in other cultures and countries are different than ours.

Cliff Cage released HIS annual list of the best cities to be in for New Year's. And as always, he didn't factor in the EXHAUSTED demographic who just wants to pass out on the couch at 10:30.
The language app Babbel released its list of the 10 most mispronounced words of 2019 . . . and naturally, it's filled with the names of people and things that became noteworthy throughout the year.

If you’re a gamer who just can’t tear yourself away from your console long enough to enjoy Christmas dinner with the family, one tech company has come up with a solution. Tech retailer GAME has created what they call a “Christmas Tinner,” an entire Christmas meal packed in a can.]]>2843potluck,santa,smirnoffcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/bridesmaids-chicken--20628456
Surprise, surprise . . . the New England Patriots are being investigated for cheating again. And this time, they allegedly did it to gain an advantage over the 1 and 12 Cincinnati Bengals this coming weekend.

JUICE WRLD may have died from trying to hide drugs from the cops . . . in his STOMACH.

If you've ever been to any public event you've probably seen how crazy the lines are for the women's bathroom. You've also probably noticed how much faster the men's line is. Well, that could all change soon.

Popeyes and Uber Eats are teaming up with hip hop group Migos on a special Migos Menu with four Popeyes menu items.

Experts say this may be the last Christmas that Sears will be open. So if you want to get your son pants in a size "husky" . . . you better do it soon.

A professional bridesmaid has revealed how she caught a groom cheating with six strippers at his stag do.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20628456Tue, 10 Dec 2019 16:04:35 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)On today's episode, we get "Seven Tips For Having Sex in Your Parents' House" from Cliff Cage. Surprise, surprise . . . the New England Patriots are being investigated for cheating again. And this time, they allegedly did it to gain an advantage...
Surprise, surprise . . . the New England Patriots are being investigated for cheating again. And this time, they allegedly did it to gain an advantage over the 1 and 12 Cincinnati Bengals this coming weekend.

JUICE WRLD may have died from trying to hide drugs from the cops . . . in his STOMACH.

If you've ever been to any public event you've probably seen how crazy the lines are for the women's bathroom. You've also probably noticed how much faster the men's line is. Well, that could all change soon.

Popeyes and Uber Eats are teaming up with hip hop group Migos on a special Migos Menu with four Popeyes menu items.

Experts say this may be the last Christmas that Sears will be open. So if you want to get your son pants in a size "husky" . . . you better do it soon.

A professional bridesmaid has revealed how she caught a groom cheating with six strippers at his stag do.]]>2613juicewrld,justthetip,migos,popeyes,potluckcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fart-launcher-3000--20603282
Of all the reasons to buy a real Christmas tree and not an artificial one, here's a new one: An artificial tree is easier to turn into a weapon.

Walmart Canada apologized after they let a third-party company sell a Christmas sweater on their website that showed a snowman dressed as Santa doing lines of cocaine with the tagline, "Let it snow."

Twenty-year-old Floridian Tory Ojeda has four boyfriends, three of whom she lives with. She says that all four of her lovers, who range in age from 18 to 23, take turns "swapping in and out" of her bed each night and have worked through their jealousy issues.

63% of Americans have fallen for an online scam before, according to a new survey. And that's just the people who REALIZE they fell for one.

It's time for "Yes or B.S." We give you a statement, and you decide YES, it's true . . . or NO, it's total B.S. We've got some big holidays this month, like Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. But there are also some lesser-known LAME ones.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20603282Mon, 09 Dec 2019 16:42:07 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Our Fart Launcher 3000's have arrived, so it's time for Jason and Benny to take 3 farts to the face! Of all the reasons to buy a real Christmas tree and not an artificial one, here's a new one: An artificial tree is easier to turn into a weapon....
Of all the reasons to buy a real Christmas tree and not an artificial one, here's a new one: An artificial tree is easier to turn into a weapon.

Walmart Canada apologized after they let a third-party company sell a Christmas sweater on their website that showed a snowman dressed as Santa doing lines of cocaine with the tagline, "Let it snow."

Twenty-year-old Floridian Tory Ojeda has four boyfriends, three of whom she lives with. She says that all four of her lovers, who range in age from 18 to 23, take turns "swapping in and out" of her bed each night and have worked through their jealousy issues.

63% of Americans have fallen for an online scam before, according to a new survey. And that's just the people who REALIZE they fell for one.

It's time for "Yes or B.S." We give you a statement, and you decide YES, it's true . . . or NO, it's total B.S. We've got some big holidays this month, like Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. But there are also some lesser-known LAME ones.]]>2631fartlauncher3000cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fiesta-friday-with-switchbacks-fc--20533492
We all like to think we’re ‘hip’ to the latest dating terms...but are you? Jason has a collection of the most recent for those “in the know,” and Benny and James try to guess what they could be.

Note to Chipotle employees...you better make sure you’re telling the truth because the company now stands ready to send a nurse to your home – to see how “sick” you are.

TV Christmas specials like "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" are beloved classics. Unfortunately, some of them suck, so Benny has a list of The Least Popular TV Christmas Specials.

All this and more on today's episode of The Jason and Benny Show.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20533492Fri, 06 Dec 2019 17:44:34 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's Fiesta Friday, and today we welcome James Ragain from Switchbacks FC here in Colorado Springs. We all like to think we’re ‘hip’ to the latest dating terms...but are you? Jason has a collection of the most recent for those “in the know,” and...
We all like to think we’re ‘hip’ to the latest dating terms...but are you? Jason has a collection of the most recent for those “in the know,” and Benny and James try to guess what they could be.

Note to Chipotle employees...you better make sure you’re telling the truth because the company now stands ready to send a nurse to your home – to see how “sick” you are.

TV Christmas specials like "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" are beloved classics. Unfortunately, some of them suck, so Benny has a list of The Least Popular TV Christmas Specials.

All this and more on today's episode of The Jason and Benny Show.]]>3831switchbacksfccleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/betting-on-impeachment--20508005
This has been a big year for hard seltzers and White Claw and Truly were everywhere. But now a new spiked seltzer may become even more popular because these have CBD.

Every Christmas there is that one must-have toy that kids of all ages want. This year's "must-have" toy really stinks.

Krispy Kreme is getting into the spirit of the season with it’s holiday doughnut collection, which includes some old favorites along with some new ones.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20508005Thu, 05 Dec 2019 16:55:37 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)According to several undocumented workers at Donald Trump properties, he has a bizarre set of demands when it comes to Tic Tacs. He's also officially being impeached and we have an update on how the odds line in Vegas looks. This has been a big year...
This has been a big year for hard seltzers and White Claw and Truly were everywhere. But now a new spiked seltzer may become even more popular because these have CBD.

Every Christmas there is that one must-have toy that kids of all ages want. This year's "must-have" toy really stinks.

Krispy Kreme is getting into the spirit of the season with it’s holiday doughnut collection, which includes some old favorites along with some new ones.]]>2541impeachment,krispykremecleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/ozzy-s-71st-birthday-episode-37--20454970
A new Tom Rose survey asked people what they're doing this year or what they normally do to scrounge up some extra cash to afford presents, trips, food, and everything else that costs a fortune during the holiday season.

Last week, the NFL suspended Arizona Cardinals safety JOSH SHAW for betting on NFL games while he was injured. And now, a surprising new detail is out.

It's VERY selfish to mess up other people's travel at this time of year. Especially when you do it because you're too cheap to splash out $19 for Premium Economy.

With Ozzy Osbourne turning 71 today, we thought it'd be a good time to check out this list of The Top Things You Probably Didn't Know About Ozzy Osbourne.

On Saturday night, some kids were embroiled in a Nerf-gun fight with Anthony Knuth at his home in Sanford, Florida, when Knuth said he had a real gun and was going to put a real bullet in it.

McDonald's is testing out its own version of the fried chicken sandwich and is test-marketing it in Knoxville, Tennessee, and Houston, Texas.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20454970Tue, 03 Dec 2019 16:24:56 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's the most wonderful time of the year. And by wonderful, I mean "expensive." It's the most expensive time of the year. A new Tom Rose survey asked people what they're doing this year or what they normally do to scrounge up some extra cash to...
A new Tom Rose survey asked people what they're doing this year or what they normally do to scrounge up some extra cash to afford presents, trips, food, and everything else that costs a fortune during the holiday season.

Last week, the NFL suspended Arizona Cardinals safety JOSH SHAW for betting on NFL games while he was injured. And now, a surprising new detail is out.

It's VERY selfish to mess up other people's travel at this time of year. Especially when you do it because you're too cheap to splash out $19 for Premium Economy.

With Ozzy Osbourne turning 71 today, we thought it'd be a good time to check out this list of The Top Things You Probably Didn't Know About Ozzy Osbourne.

On Saturday night, some kids were embroiled in a Nerf-gun fight with Anthony Knuth at his home in Sanford, Florida, when Knuth said he had a real gun and was going to put a real bullet in it.

McDonald's is testing out its own version of the fried chicken sandwich and is test-marketing it in Knoxville, Tennessee, and Houston, Texas.]]>2675cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/episode-36-12-2-2019--20431022
Speaking of Christmas, we talk about a mall's hipsterish Santa Claus this year that is melting hearts--and making them beat a little faster.

An unknown man has been leaving bags of soiled adult diapers alongside various roads in North Yarmouth, Maine, leading police there to ask for the public's help in identifying the "diaper bandit."

Doctors in China were tasked with trying to remove an 80-year-old man's teeth from his stomach after he swallowed them while eating pancakes.

And finally, Johnny Depp is producing a musical about Michael Jackson called For The Love if a Glove: An Unauthorized Musical Fable About the Life of Michael Jackson, as told by his Glove.”]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20431022Mon, 02 Dec 2019 17:07:50 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's Cyber Monday, and Jason and Benny had Trunky Tom Rose find you the best deals for today's shopping adventure! Speaking of Christmas, we talk about a mall's hipsterish Santa Claus this year that is melting hearts--and making them beat a little...
Speaking of Christmas, we talk about a mall's hipsterish Santa Claus this year that is melting hearts--and making them beat a little faster.

An unknown man has been leaving bags of soiled adult diapers alongside various roads in North Yarmouth, Maine, leading police there to ask for the public's help in identifying the "diaper bandit."

Doctors in China were tasked with trying to remove an 80-year-old man's teeth from his stomach after he swallowed them while eating pancakes.

And finally, Johnny Depp is producing a musical about Michael Jackson called For The Love if a Glove: An Unauthorized Musical Fable About the Life of Michael Jackson, as told by his Glove.”]]>3034cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/babes-espresso-cliff-cage-tom-rose-for-fiesta-friday-episode-35--20051753
On today's episode we learn that the Colorado Springs police are trying to figure out exactly what crimes have been committed and what the story is after dozens of children under the age of 3 were found in a basement that was behind a false wall at a local daycare.

Cliff got stuck in an elevator yesterday for over an hour.

There's new Tom Rose study just released its yearly ranking of the best cities to live in if you're a sports fan.

Have you ever been fired from a job for a ridiculous reason? Now's the time to share it.

Three Indiana judges have been suspended for provoking a drunken fight at a White Castle following a failed attempt to visit a strip club.

If you’re fresh out of gift ideas, Goop is here for you. Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle company released its holiday gift guide, and to say some items are ridiculous is an understatement.

1940's man tells us that before you try out some lipstick or eyeshadow from the makeup counter at a store, just remember this: That would be a real bummer of a way to catch an STD.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20051753Fri, 15 Nov 2019 18:22:18 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's Fiesta Friday and we've got Cliff Cage, Tom Rose, and Dani and John from Babes Espresso LIVE in the studio! On today's episode we learn that the Colorado Springs police are trying to figure out exactly what crimes have been committed and what...
On today's episode we learn that the Colorado Springs police are trying to figure out exactly what crimes have been committed and what the story is after dozens of children under the age of 3 were found in a basement that was behind a false wall at a local daycare.

Cliff got stuck in an elevator yesterday for over an hour.

There's new Tom Rose study just released its yearly ranking of the best cities to live in if you're a sports fan.

Have you ever been fired from a job for a ridiculous reason? Now's the time to share it.

Three Indiana judges have been suspended for provoking a drunken fight at a White Castle following a failed attempt to visit a strip club.

If you’re fresh out of gift ideas, Goop is here for you. Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle company released its holiday gift guide, and to say some items are ridiculous is an understatement.

1940's man tells us that before you try out some lipstick or eyeshadow from the makeup counter at a store, just remember this: That would be a real bummer of a way to catch an STD.]]>3939babes,colorado,espressocleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/the-cat-girl-of-colorado-springs-episode-34--20028163
If you don't know what a FLESHLIGHT is, it's a sex toy that looks like a flashlight . . . but with realistic lady parts at the end of it. And we know at least one group of people who've never heard of it: The team at BarkBox.

There's a 33-year-old guy named Nicholas Miller from Greenfield, Indiana. And last week, he was at a strip club in Indianapolis . . . but they kicked him out for causing a disturbance. And his response was . . . trying to blow the place up.

A pack of wild hogs apparently went hog wild in an Italian forest recently, sniffing out and destroying $22,000 of cocaine hidden there by drug dealers.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20028163Thu, 14 Nov 2019 15:40:32 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)On today's episode, we learn about a young woman, who identifies as a cat, says that expressing her cat identity has brought her closer to her partner and has finally enabled her to become her true self. Kat, 31, who works as a model and at Cat Girl...
If you don't know what a FLESHLIGHT is, it's a sex toy that looks like a flashlight . . . but with realistic lady parts at the end of it. And we know at least one group of people who've never heard of it: The team at BarkBox.

There's a 33-year-old guy named Nicholas Miller from Greenfield, Indiana. And last week, he was at a strip club in Indianapolis . . . but they kicked him out for causing a disturbance. And his response was . . . trying to blow the place up.

A pack of wild hogs apparently went hog wild in an Italian forest recently, sniffing out and destroying $22,000 of cocaine hidden there by drug dealers.]]>2444bdsm,cocaine,cosplay,fleshlight,hogscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/pepper-spay-cocaine-episode-33--20009419
If you want to save money on groceries, try going to the store MORE often, and buying smaller amounts.

A California woman claims a homeless man dumped a bucket of hot diarrhea on her head as she was walking near the Hollywood Walk of Fame nearly seven months ago.

Imagine being diabolical enough to come up with a plan to use a cat double in order to avoid the pet policy of an airline. That's what a man from Russia did recently and is now paying the price.

Almost one ton of cocaine and other drugs have been washing up on the French Atlantic coast, according to ABC News in Australia.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/20009419Wed, 13 Nov 2019 15:12:55 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Tom Rose asked 1,000 people on 8th street to name things they actually loved once they became full-on adults. If you want to save money on groceries, try going to the store MORE often, and buying smaller amounts. A California woman claims a...
If you want to save money on groceries, try going to the store MORE often, and buying smaller amounts.

A California woman claims a homeless man dumped a bucket of hot diarrhea on her head as she was walking near the Hollywood Walk of Fame nearly seven months ago.

Imagine being diabolical enough to come up with a plan to use a cat double in order to avoid the pet policy of an airline. That's what a man from Russia did recently and is now paying the price.

Almost one ton of cocaine and other drugs have been washing up on the French Atlantic coast, according to ABC News in Australia.]]>2297cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/more-popeye-s-drama-episode-32--19999369
"Epstein didn't kill himself" is fast becoming the new "Bush did 9/11."

Twitter went wild with users listing all the things that people say, but don't really mean, using the viral hashtag #ThingsWeSayButDontMean. Twitter users were also offering up stories about how they suddenly lost a job, using the viral hashtag "#AndThenIWasFired."

We've got the results here of a ridiculous new Tom Rose study othat managed to make a connection between a kid's role in their school or church's NATIVITY PLAY to their future average salary.

Are Popeyes restaurants going to "pot" thanks to the pandemonium over their chicken sandwich? This customer says yes--literally.

A Popeyes worker in Fairfax, Virginia, was caught on camera this past Friday making the chain's chicken sandwiches on top of a trash can. Another Popeyes employee in Tennessee was arrested this past Friday after he was caught on camera body-slamming a customer to the ground.

Getting arrested in Colorado appears to pay really well. The city of Loveland, Colorado has agreed to pay a woman $50,000 and drop all charges against her after she was accused of indecent exposure for playing Frisbee topless in her front yard.

Indlovu Gin is a South African liquor that's made with a unique ingredient: elephant dung.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19999369Wed, 13 Nov 2019 00:40:00 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)A Colorado dam safety chief confirmed Monday that a recent investigation by the Associated Press found four dams in El Paso County to be at high risk of failure. "Epstein didn't kill himself" is fast becoming the new "Bush did 9/11." Twitter went...
"Epstein didn't kill himself" is fast becoming the new "Bush did 9/11."

Twitter went wild with users listing all the things that people say, but don't really mean, using the viral hashtag #ThingsWeSayButDontMean. Twitter users were also offering up stories about how they suddenly lost a job, using the viral hashtag "#AndThenIWasFired."

We've got the results here of a ridiculous new Tom Rose study othat managed to make a connection between a kid's role in their school or church's NATIVITY PLAY to their future average salary.

Are Popeyes restaurants going to "pot" thanks to the pandemonium over their chicken sandwich? This customer says yes--literally.

A Popeyes worker in Fairfax, Virginia, was caught on camera this past Friday making the chain's chicken sandwiches on top of a trash can. Another Popeyes employee in Tennessee was arrested this past Friday after he was caught on camera body-slamming a customer to the ground.

Getting arrested in Colorado appears to pay really well. The city of Loveland, Colorado has agreed to pay a woman $50,000 and drop all charges against her after she was accused of indecent exposure for playing Frisbee topless in her front yard.

Indlovu Gin is a South African liquor that's made with a unique ingredient: elephant dung.]]>2747dung,gincleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/benny-s-new-place-episode-31-11-11-2019--19974934
We learn that you should not break into your ex-girlfriends place, especially if it's now occupied by a "Larper"

Benny is terrified of getting lost in the woods.

Riding LIme Scooters can be dangerous for yodellers.

And finally, we are all terrible humans.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19974934Mon, 11 Nov 2019 17:23:03 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)Benny finally found a place to live! We learn that you should not break into your ex-girlfriends place, especially if it's now occupied by a "Larper" Benny is terrified of getting lost in the woods. Riding LIme Scooters can be dangerous for...
We learn that you should not break into your ex-girlfriends place, especially if it's now occupied by a "Larper"

Benny is terrified of getting lost in the woods.

Riding LIme Scooters can be dangerous for yodellers.

And finally, we are all terrible humans.]]>2071cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/fiesta-friday-with-rhia-black-episode-30-11-8-2019--19911021
There's a 23-year-old woman in Scotland named Rachel Brogan. And she got a message on Facebook a few days ago from a stranger that said, quote, "Hey did you hear about my grandad?"

There's a 31-year-old guy named Sujon Miah in Gloucester, England. And he's failed his driving test 27 TIMES.

Cali Mom Sentenced For Having Sex With **BOTH** Of Her Daughters' Boyfriends

Jimmy Dean is doing its "recipe gift exchange" again this year. You go to their website, pick a recipe to cook, submit a photo . . . and get to choose a prize.

Living in Hawaii seems like it would be a dream come true but it's not all beaches and sunshine. An elderly man recently died after falling into a lava tube on his property in Hilo, Hawaii.

Tom Rose ranked the best cities for Thanksgiving based on 20 different metrics, like food prices, flight delays, and Google searches.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19911021Fri, 08 Nov 2019 16:00:04 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's "Fiesta Friday" and we are excited to welcome Miss Rhia Black as our guest host today. There's a 23-year-old woman in Scotland named Rachel Brogan. And she got a message on Facebook a few days ago from a stranger that said, quote, "Hey did you...
There's a 23-year-old woman in Scotland named Rachel Brogan. And she got a message on Facebook a few days ago from a stranger that said, quote, "Hey did you hear about my grandad?"

There's a 31-year-old guy named Sujon Miah in Gloucester, England. And he's failed his driving test 27 TIMES.

Cali Mom Sentenced For Having Sex With **BOTH** Of Her Daughters' Boyfriends

Jimmy Dean is doing its "recipe gift exchange" again this year. You go to their website, pick a recipe to cook, submit a photo . . . and get to choose a prize.

Living in Hawaii seems like it would be a dream come true but it's not all beaches and sunshine. An elderly man recently died after falling into a lava tube on his property in Hilo, Hawaii.

Tom Rose ranked the best cities for Thanksgiving based on 20 different metrics, like food prices, flight delays, and Google searches.]]>2209cleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/benny-s-still-homeless-episode-29-11-7-2019--19911230
Benny is frustrated that his new apartment complex can't seem to ge their bleep together.

There's a 23-year-old woman, who has spent the last year traveling around the world documenting her experiences of kissing random dudes and posting it on social media.

Being a parent is difficult. Not to mention being an Asian mum whose son can't do math. In fact, the frustration was enough to send one mum in Hubei, China to the hospital with a heart attack that almost claimed her life.

Starbucks is giving out free reusable red cups today to people who order their new holiday drinks.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19911230Thu, 07 Nov 2019 19:15:22 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)One today's episode, we talk to our friends Brian and Wendy from the "710 Show" coming to 107.9 KBPI South on November 23rd. Benny is frustrated that his new apartment complex can't seem to ge their bleep together. There's a 23-year-old woman, who...
Benny is frustrated that his new apartment complex can't seem to ge their bleep together.

There's a 23-year-old woman, who has spent the last year traveling around the world documenting her experiences of kissing random dudes and posting it on social media.

Being a parent is difficult. Not to mention being an Asian mum whose son can't do math. In fact, the frustration was enough to send one mum in Hubei, China to the hospital with a heart attack that almost claimed her life.

Starbucks is giving out free reusable red cups today to people who order their new holiday drinks.]]>2512colorado,homeless,kbpisouth,redcup,starbuckscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/we-love-dd-episode-28-11-6-2019--19889994
There's a 32-year-old guy named Brice Williams from Denham Springs, Louisiana. And he was arrested Sunday around midnight after he showed up at a bar on an electric shopping cart from Walmart.

Four Loko's new HARD SELTZER comes out today. And it's 12% alcohol-by-volume, which means it has around two-and-a-half times more alcohol than the popular hard seltzers like White Claw and Truly.

A new Tom Rose study found that when our, quote, "sexual system" is activated, we'll immediately start telling LIES to improve our chances of getting-it-on.

Pringles just announced they're selling TURDUCKEN chips this year. If you don't know what a turducken is, it's when you cook a chicken, inside of a duck, inside of a turkey.

And finally, a new Tome Rose survey found the best and worst cities for finding someone to cuff with this winter.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19889994Wed, 06 Nov 2019 16:26:27 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)On today's episode, we learn about some unidentified men who dug up the grave of a woman in a graveyard in Karachi's Landhi and raped the dead body, There's a 32-year-old guy named Brice Williams from Denham Springs, Louisiana. And he was arrested...
There's a 32-year-old guy named Brice Williams from Denham Springs, Louisiana. And he was arrested Sunday around midnight after he showed up at a bar on an electric shopping cart from Walmart.

Four Loko's new HARD SELTZER comes out today. And it's 12% alcohol-by-volume, which means it has around two-and-a-half times more alcohol than the popular hard seltzers like White Claw and Truly.

A new Tom Rose study found that when our, quote, "sexual system" is activated, we'll immediately start telling LIES to improve our chances of getting-it-on.

Pringles just announced they're selling TURDUCKEN chips this year. If you don't know what a turducken is, it's when you cook a chicken, inside of a duck, inside of a turkey.

And finally, a new Tome Rose survey found the best and worst cities for finding someone to cuff with this winter.]]>2271cuffing,disney,pringles,turduckencleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/i-hit-something-episode-27--19872461https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19872461Tue, 05 Nov 2019 19:08:52 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)In today's episode, we talk about a 21-year-old guy named Jayson Gonzalez who's been smuggling Krispy Kreme Donuts from Iowa to Minnesota. We learned that when you order a prostitute you can either pay or set off the fire alarms. Are people getting...2264accident,cadillac,car,groffscleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/chicken-day-episode-26-11-4-2019--19851885
There are lots of dudes out there who TERRORIZED people on Halloween by dressing up as CLOWNS and messing with them, and not just clowns, but Jesus too!

Matthew McConaughey turns 50 today. If you're going to his party, remember, clothes are optional, but bongos are mandatory.

The Samsung Members app may not be your go-to destination for R-rated content, but for several hours last Thursday, it could've done the job just fine. A member posted his, erm, member for other members to see.

Domino's is rolling out what might be the strangest pizza combo ever. Take a look at the company's new "Bubble Tea Pizza."

There is a fetish-inspired flavor of fried chicken that claims to mimic the "smell and stickiness" of the underside of a young woman's foot.

In a bizarre incident in India, an egg challenge cost a man dear as he had to pay with his life.

And finally, everyone's favorite fast-food chain Chick-fil-A made a major and embarrassing mistake this weekend, which forced them to apologize to their fans.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19851885Mon, 04 Nov 2019 16:37:40 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)The National Institutes of Health is running a study that will pay people $3,300 to get the flu ON PURPOSE. There are lots of dudes out there who TERRORIZED people on Halloween by dressing up as CLOWNS and messing with them, and not just clowns,...
There are lots of dudes out there who TERRORIZED people on Halloween by dressing up as CLOWNS and messing with them, and not just clowns, but Jesus too!

Matthew McConaughey turns 50 today. If you're going to his party, remember, clothes are optional, but bongos are mandatory.

The Samsung Members app may not be your go-to destination for R-rated content, but for several hours last Thursday, it could've done the job just fine. A member posted his, erm, member for other members to see.

Domino's is rolling out what might be the strangest pizza combo ever. Take a look at the company's new "Bubble Tea Pizza."

There is a fetish-inspired flavor of fried chicken that claims to mimic the "smell and stickiness" of the underside of a young woman's foot.

In a bizarre incident in India, an egg challenge cost a man dear as he had to pay with his life.

And finally, everyone's favorite fast-food chain Chick-fil-A made a major and embarrassing mistake this weekend, which forced them to apologize to their fans.]]>2138kbpicleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/it-s-november-episode-25-11-1-2019--19806373https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19806373Fri, 01 Nov 2019 16:34:37 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It's finally November! In this episode, we whisk you away to jolly old England for a wedding catered by Domino's Pizza. We learn that "selective hearing' is an actual thing. We think Mattress Mack should stick to selling mattresses and leave sports...2638dominos,engalnd,november,pizza,weddingcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/happy-halloween-episode-24-10-31-2019--19791703
Being in an accident is never fun, but even less fun when you're naked in a golf cart.

A woman found a tooth in her chinse food, and it's inspired Benny and Jason to create and new version of CSI!

1940's man makes a return to give us some Halloween tips!

And we hear from Matt who thinks his girlfriend's boobs are too big.

Happy Halloween from Jason and Benny!]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19791703Thu, 31 Oct 2019 19:25:12 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)On today's show we learned that Russia is urging parents across the country to report schools that celebrate Halloween through a special “hotline.” Being in an accident is never fun, but even less fun when you're naked in a golf cart. A woman...
Being in an accident is never fun, but even less fun when you're naked in a golf cart.

A woman found a tooth in her chinse food, and it's inspired Benny and Jason to create and new version of CSI!

1940's man makes a return to give us some Halloween tips!

And we hear from Matt who thinks his girlfriend's boobs are too big.

Happy Halloween from Jason and Benny!]]>1770halloween,russia,teethcleanfullhttps://www.spreaker.com/episode/snow-day-in-colorado-springs-episode-23-10-30-2019--19771865
Southwest is denying an allegation that two of its pilots hid a camera in a plane bathroom

Police say a funeral in eastern Germany ended on an involuntary drug high when mourners were accidentally served a hash cake.

A New Hampshire woman is pushing back against cemetery officials after she says the Halloween decorations she placed at her son’s grave have been repeatedly removed.

Vacationers on a Ryan Air flight from Birmingham were horrified when the man and woman - alleged to be a new couple - began throwing violent punches at each other's heads after an almighty lovers' tiff.

The Department of Home Affairs in Australia has suggested using face scans to confirm people's age before they watch online pornography and to restrict access to gambling sites.

Tom Rose conducted a poll on "movie-inspired" Halloween costumes . . . and not surprisingly, "Joker" and Captain Marvel are on the top of a lot of people's minds.]]>https://api.spreaker.com/episode/19771865Wed, 30 Oct 2019 17:43:44 +0000107.9 KBPI South (KBPL-FM)It was a snow day today, but Jason and Benny still showed up to work and discussed the following on today's show! Southwest is denying an allegation that two of its pilots hid a camera in a plane bathroom Police say a funeral in eastern Germany...
Southwest is denying an allegation that two of its pilots hid a camera in a plane bathroom

Police say a funeral in eastern Germany ended on an involuntary drug high when mourners were accidentally served a hash cake.

A New Hampshire woman is pushing back against cemetery officials after she says the Halloween decorations she placed at her son’s grave have been repeatedly removed.

Vacationers on a Ryan Air flight from Birmingham were horrified when the man and woman - alleged to be a new couple - began throwing violent punches at each other's heads after an almighty lovers' tiff.

The Department of Home Affairs in Australia has suggested using face scans to confirm people's age before they watch online pornography and to restrict access to gambling sites.

Tom Rose conducted a poll on "movie-inspired" Halloween costumes . . . and not surprisingly, "Joker" and Captain Marvel are on the top of a lot of people's minds.]]>2067airlines,benny,colorado,coloradosprings,hash,jason,snow,southwest,weathercleanfull